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The time has come to finally revise the Krabby Patty formula after its own popularity has been used against it. Since the events of ''The Check-Up'', the Krusty Krab was saved from being shut down by the BBBBB. But then the conspiracy of Mr. Krabs' true health at the time was leaked and the Krusty Krab had finally been shut down. A moray eel and former henchman of Flynt named [[Morris Bleek]] had a son who died of 'Krabby Patty withdrawal', the very phenomenon that caused the 2015 Apocalypse event that inspired Huxley to become mayor of Bikini Bottom. He saw Krabby Patties are addictive and dangerous, and saw this scam as the perfect time to shut down the Krusty Krab as revenge, and has even stolen the secret formula to finding the addictive ingredient that makes the people extremely obsessed with it, even inscribing the police on it and many others since the 2015 incident had angered people. Now the Lodgers must help save the Krabby Patty by helping Mr. Krabs find the cause of the addiction itself and eliminate it, and even create an antidote that will forever destroy the addiction, and make the Krabby Patty safe for good. But they cannot let Bleek steal it as, if he should get that antidote and use it, the Krabby Patty, the prized food of Bikini Bottom, will be gone for good, whether for better or for worse. And of course, no situation involving the Krabby Patty would be complete without Plankton having another go in a VERY bad time, as Plankton goes for a 'Plan Z2' in where he aims to use the possible addictive ingredient to his advantage and control the Bikini Bottomites for his atypical purposes, especially since he was the one who put it in back when he and Krabs were running Plabs Burgers. As it turns out, and not surprisingly, that addictive ingredient was his own addition to cheat up popularity. It was something Plankton dubbed 'planktonium', which made his food more 'habit-forming', which is why the Krabby Patty itself was addictive. So now Krabs, Plankton, and Bleek are at a race to get the planktonium ingredient.
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The time has come to finally revise the Krabby Patty formula after its own popularity has been used against it. Since the events of ''The Check-Up'', the Krusty Krab was saved from being shut down by the BBBBB. But then the conspiracy of Mr. Krabs' true health at the time was leaked and the Krusty Krab had finally been shut down. A moray eel and former henchman of Flynt named [[Morris Bleek]] had a son who died of 'Krabby Patty withdrawal', the very phenomenon that caused the 2015 Apocalypse event that inspired Huxley to become mayor of Bikini Bottom. He saw Krabby Patties are addictive and dangerous, and saw this scam as the perfect time to shut down the Krusty Krab as revenge, and has even stolen the secret formula to finding the addictive ingredient that makes the people extremely obsessed with it, even inscribing the police on it and many others since the 2015 incident had angered people. Now the Lodgers must help save the Krabby Patty by helping Mr. Krabs find the cause of the addiction itself and eliminate it, and even create an antidote that will forever destroy the addiction, and make the Krabby Patty safe for good. But they cannot let Bleek steal it as, if he should get that antidote and use it, the Krabby Patty, the prized food of Bikini Bottom, will be gone for good, whether for better or for worse. And of course, no situation involving the Krabby Patty would be complete without Plankton having another go in a VERY bad time, as Plankton goes for a 'Plan Z2' in where he aims to use the possible addictive ingredient to his advantage and control the Bikini Bottomites for his atypical purposes, especially since he was the one who put it in back when he and Krabs were running Plabs Burgers. As it turns out, and not surprisingly, that addictive ingredient was his own addition to cheat up popularity. It was something Plankton dubbed 'planktonium', which made his food more 'habit-forming', which is why the Krabby Patty itself was addictive. So now Krabs, Plankton, and Bleek are at a race to get the planktonium ingredient, and one which Krabs must win.
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==Scenes==
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===='''The Krusty Krab Shut Down'''====
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Krusty Krab
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*Mr. Krabs: (He was crying as the Krusty Krab was closed down by authorities)
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*Squidward: Well, I never thought it would happen, but it finally did.
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*SpongeBob: NOOOOOOHOHOHOHOOOOOO!!! WITHOUT THE KRUSTY KRAB, I... I'M NOTHING!!
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*Squidward: C'mon, SpongeBob, you had to know this day would come.
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*SpongeBob:... I had?
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*Squidward:... (Sighs with a face-palm).... Remember everything Krabs had did wrong over the years?
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*Spongebob: ".... Well, yeah, but, he's made it out find regardless."
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*Squidward: "Well, true, but CLEARLY it was gonna bite him in his buttocks one of these days!"
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*???: In his defense, he's right. (A moray eel appeared)
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*Mr. Krabs: Wha-... Who are you?
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*Moray Eel: I am Morris Bleek, and I'm the one who gave you what you deserved, Krabs.
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*Spongebob gasped!
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*Squidward: ".... Well thanks for costing me some ability for minimum wage, pal! Even if it wasn't exactly the best pay ever."
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*Mr. Krabs:... YOU did this?!
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*Morris: I HAD to. And the authorities agreed with me.
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*Spongebob: WHY?!? WHY WOULD THEY POSSIBLY DO THAT AFTER THE JOY KRABBY PATTIES BRING?!?
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*Morris: You just answered your own question, idiot.
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*Mr. Krabs: "What do you mean by that, you slimy piece of-"
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*Morris: Upupup! Easy on the racism, Krabs! Not that your restaurant isn't toast regardless. As long as you have a Krabby Patty to sell, NOBODY will see the crook that you are. The Krabby Patty itself is the reason I did this, and no, I don't just mean your work ethics. I mean, look at what happened in 2015. EVERYONE is addicted to the food. Without it, there's no law. THAT'S what's so dangerous about it.
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*SpongeBob: You sure you want to sound like a villain in front of the authorities, eely boy?
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*Morris: Who said I was a villain?
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*SpongeBob: YOU ARE A VILLAIN!! YOU GOT MY FAVORITE PLACE IN THE WORLD SHUT DOWN!! And over what?! An event not even vaguely relevant anymore?! 2015 and that event went by quickly, good sir?!
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*Morris: AND WHY NOT?!? When it comes to disasters like that, relevancy is meaningless?!
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*Spongebob: "(Pouts) So I take it your one of Ottay's friends, then?"
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*Morris: Hear me out! There's DOZENS of reasons to do it. Krabs exploits people for cash regardless of their own health, the 2015 incident which killed HUNDREDS, swindles from customers AND his own employees, violation of labor laws, mandatory patronage in hundreds of forms, animal cruelty like with those jellyfish for their jelly or having snails steal pocket change, reselling food no matter how unhealthy or moldy it is instead of considering the lawsuits that should come with such acts, overworking and underpaying your own employees whom you learned dozens of times you need, dozens of health violations, extortion, inflation, FRAMES HIS OWN BEST EMPLOYEE FOR THE THEFT OF HIS OWN SECRET FORMULA, JUST TO AVOID PAYING A FEE, spreads vicious rumors and counterfeits, and SO MUCH MORE! Tell me, kid, does it sound fair, that someone like HIM, to OWN the rights to the Krabby Patty?
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*SpongeBob:... I mean, I get Mr. Krabs got rough around the edges in recent years, but-
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*Morris: But nothing! And the people here agree with me. I'm surprised it took someone like ME to get it through their heads.
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*Squidward: "Look, I'm someone who's very critical to Eugene's skinflinted ways myself, but even I have to dare ask, why did it took you so long since 2015 to even do this since you are CLEARLY such a critic to him!"
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*Morris: I suppose some grander detail is in order. Now, let me tell you why I REALLY did this....
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Flashback...
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*(Morris): Years ago, I had a great son. His mother had passed away not too long ago, and I had to raise him on my own. I had to work two jobs. But then came the day my son got addicted to Krabby Patties. He started to demand going to the Krusty Krab more and more, and it was hurting his social life. I had to stop it. I forbidden him from going here again, until the day I tried one. I admit, it was delicious. But, that's precisely the problem. I'm not even a fan of burgers, and yet, what should've tasted only decent at best was like it was made from a quality business, something that is otherwise untrue with Mr. Krabs' standards, all things considered! The taste was an addiction. I refused to support this because I SAW what it was doing to my son. He said it would make me see, but it didn't. So, I stuck to having him never go to the Krusty Krab again... Then came what you call 'Krabby Patty withdrawal'. My son was experiencing bad symptoms. He was going crazy for it, and started defying me to get it. He started to become insane. But then one day, it went too far. When my son tried to actually hurt me to get a Krabby Patty. He went as far as he could to get here, and then... (His son ended up slipping off the stairs and fell, breaking his neck in the process)... He fell down the stairs, and died.
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Flashback
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*SpongeBob:... That... That's awful!
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*Morris: It was!...
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*Squidward: "Well, it wasn't like he died directly from the patties, so-"
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*Morris: No but they contributed to the addiction, of which THAT got him killed?! That day, I knew EXACTLY who to blame for this. YOU, Krabs! You and your addictive Krabby Patties! I rounded up ALL the people who were hurt by the 2015 incident, AND the police, to finally give you what you deserve. My son, is DEAD, because of YOU!
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*Mr. Krabs: I, I, I never intended that to happen! I mean, fair's fair, you were the one that was trying to keep him away! (Morris got angrier) I mean, not to victim blame, but Krabby Patties are just too irresistible to go cold turkey one! It can get even rich sophisticates into it! It even got Squidward into it!
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*Squidward: "TEMPORARILY, I may add!"
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*Mr. Krabs: POINT IS, ya should've taken your son to rehab if it was so serious! If anything, ya should've at least tried to work something out with the lad! You can't blame ME for that!
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*Morris: (Eyes twitched)..... Yes I CAN! You KNOW how your own Krabby Patties work and you KNOW how important it is to people. You KNEW what would happen if it was lost. So, you KNOW how dangerous this food is!
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*Mr. Krabs: "If it makes you feel better, this is kinda the first time I heard of withdrawal as extreme as your son's! It litterally could've been easily prevented if ya just caved and let him have the dang patties, man! In fact, I can't help but to feel like your using me as a scapegoatfish to make yourself feel less awful about failing to prevent your own son's death because you got buyer's remorse VERY BADLY about being strict with him to begin with! Errm, not meaning to victim blame alchourse."
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*Morris: Yet I still feel crudely accused all the same! And on top of this, something as addictive as this, belongs to someone who extorts, swindles, abuses, docks, frames, and does anything illegal to fill their addiction. Yes, no one can resist a Krabby Patty... And THAT'S the problem. People these days have become obsessed with it, and they have to deal with your unethical business practices to get it. So, I did what HAD to be done. You, sponge, have NO right to call me a villain, when THIS person is the REAL criminal here. You're just standing up to him, because you love your job and can't live without it. Sorry, Sponge, but for as much earnest good you did earnestly serve over the years, albeit mixed with random acts of stupidity, YOU are not the hero of this story?!
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*SpongeBob: I TOO AM A HERO! I LEAD THE SHELL LODGE SQUAD!!
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*Morris: And yet you work for a regular criminal like HIM? It probably doesn't help you lead the Lougers and that you allowed Eugene to be a member. Though fair's fair, the Dragoness and the Peacock I heard did worse, so, perhaps you are a victim of Stockholm Syndrome, which, I guess explains why the Lougers are so, ironically imperfect yet still get things done regardless. I suggest you think about moving on, because, the Krusty Krab AND the Krabby Patty? Gone! FOREVER! Good day, gentleman.
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*Morris slithers off.
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*Spongebob kneeled down and started crying, of which did got to Squidward in the same way it did as Pizza Delivery....
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*Squidward: "..... Sponge? It's okay, Sponge? (Spongebob still cries uncontrollably as does Mr. Krabs)..... (Sighs).... As much as I hate to go against a guy with earnestly good points, it's obvious I can't on good faith leave you in misery Spongebob.... It'll end up following you home and drive me nuts! So come on (Grabs both Spongebob and Mr. Krabs cartoonishly forcefully) you two! We are going to see Sandy and contact the Lougers about this!"
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*Spongebob: "(With some tinge of hope) You mean, you're gonna help get the Krusty Krab back?"
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*Squidward: "Well as much as I have little to gain from it apart from an unlikely pay raise and/or the intermediate goal of not having your sadness drive me crazy, (Sighs).... Mr. Krabs does have a point. Morris is clearly using the restaurant and the food, even Krabs' otherwise still legitamently bad actions, as a means of a scapegoatfish to make himself feel less awful about being so stern with his son! Also, I feel like this is the only place I can get a job here given how idiotic other businesses are, and/or a bad reputation SOMETIMES contributed by you two and Patrick, and that my art and music careers still haven't gotten off yet."
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*Spongebob: "(Sniffles), Thank you Squidward."
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*Squidward: "Oh ease up on the mush and let's just go to the squirl already!"
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*Squidward drags Spongebob and Krabs off.
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Sandy's Treedome
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*Mr. Krabs:... Huh? You stopped wearing your swimsuit?
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*Sandy: (She was wearing regular clothes) Yeah, given SpongeBob's feelings for me, I feel that wearing my swimsuit all the time, ESPECIALLY in a transparent dome, would be feeding his attractions.
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*SpongeBob: I DID say I was more attracted to your swimsuit look when you were underwater wearing it.
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*Sandy: Nevertheless. So, the Krusty Krab got shut down, huh? Well, who saw THAT coming?
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*SpongeBob: SANDY!
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*Sandy: Oh, come on, we ALL knew it had to come sooner or later. Mr. Krabs, a cheap extortionist ripoff artist, owns an addictive foodstuff. That's a legal act waiting to happen.
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*SpongeBob: I know, I know, but still... Not cool, Sandy. NOT cool.
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*Sandy: Look, it's how I distract myself from the loss of the Krabby Patty, okay? I was affected by the 2015 incident too, you know. I, had the LAST Krabby Patty!
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*SpongeBob: Whatever, will you help us?
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*Sandy: Well, duh. But not because I love Krabby Patties, NOR because of a Squidwardy reason.
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*Squidward: Did you just turn my name into an adverb?!
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*Sandy: The Krusty Krab Training Video coined it as a bad employee, so, why not? Anyway, yeah, we'll contact the Lodgers and get this solved.
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*Squidward: Do we even NEED them, though? Seems like something that violates the whole 'meddling in worldly affairs' thing. This isn't a villain invasion from another world, or a classic Lodger story. Seems like we can handle this ourselves.
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*SpongeBob: Then it wouldn't be a SpongeBob and Friends episode, would it?
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*Squidward: NEPTUNE ALMIGHTY, WHY DOES EVERYONE FEEL THE NEED TO JUSTIFY THINGS IN THE META SENSE?!? IT BORES THE AUDIENCE, FOR F***'S SAKE!!
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*Sandy: So does swearing in the setting of a kid's cartoon, idiot.
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*SpongeBob: (Laughs) Good one, Sandy! (They high-fived)
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===='''Plankton's Big Secret'''====
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Chum Bucket
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*Plankton: (On the phone) Look, I understand, Mirage, you don't get involved in my plans to steal the formula, considering I already know it, but don't have the legal rights to sell it unless I HAVE the formula. But hey, we hardly do jobs on our own homeworlds anymore. YOU haven't been in Agrabah in AGES, reasons for being there aside. This is kinda my identity, try to steal the formula, fail over and over, unrealistically now that I think about it, seriously, Krabs is NOT a crab, lather, rinse, and repeat.
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*(Mirage): But for what reason? Because you accused your FORMER best friend of making the product from YOUR work, after YOUR work killed an old man, who somehow survived it, and for some other peculiar reason, keeps changing looks?
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*Plankton: Actually, that's the thing.... I'll let you on on a little secret.... The Krabby Patty came from MY work, right?
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*(Mirage):... Yes.
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*Plankton: So, why do you think people in Bikini Bottom are obsessed with it?
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*(Mirage):... Ohhhohohoho... You maniacal little genius. This is the greatest evil you've done since you tried to kill Krabs by framing him for stealing from royalty, and it was before you even got seriously started!
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*Plankton: Oh, you're too kind. You would be amazed on what being mocked by idiotic troglodytes from your school years can do. And, that act you mentioned about the movie, was LITERALLY the act that got me in the Villain League, remember?
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*(Mirage): Exactly! Cause otherwise from the canon show alone, you barely quality for Team Nefarious had it not been for the movie!
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*Plankton:... Okay, ouch. But anyway, today, it's FINALLY taken its toll. The Krusty Krab has been shut down because people FINALLY realized the Krabby Patty is dangerous. I guess, it was a stroke of luck that I got greater revenge on Krabs for ripping me off without realizing I was doing it. But... That's why I have to steal the formula MORE now. When the authorities analyze what goes into the Krabby Patty, they'll find what makes them addictive. They'll find that maniacal specialty I put in it.
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*???: And what IS this, 'specialty' you put into it, Plankton? (SpongeBob and the crew arrived)
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*Plankton: AAHHH!!! I, HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?!? I WOULD'VE HEARD YOU COME IN SINCE I'M SMALLER THAN ALL OF YOU!! AND WHY ARE THE LODGERS HERE?!? THIS ISN'T AN OTHERWORLDLY CRISIS, SO SHOULDN'T THIS BE MEDDLING?!?
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*Icky: Eh, at this point, following the rules is moot. Besides, a personal life of Spongebob's is threaten, and since he is founder, well, I guess that's a Louger Emergency of its own right.
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*Plankton: "..... Fair enough."
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*Mr. Krabs: Now, answer the question, you scurvy scoundrel!! WHAT, IS, THE, SPECIALTY?!
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*(Mirage): Plankton? What is going on?!
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*Plankton: (Sighs) I'll call you back! (He hung up) Fine! The addiction was my doing. But for the record, it wasn't intentional, at least, in terms of relevancy or recentness. It was just a happy accident back from we were kids, Krabs. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't put it together, Krabs. That's stupidity worse then Patrick!
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*Patrick: "HEY!"
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*Plankton: You made the Krabby Patty formula from MY batch. What do you think was IN that batch?
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*Mr. Krabs:... I don't want to answer that, can you do it?
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*Plankton: Well, since you can stomp me right here right now, regardless of the Villain League's resurrection policy, I'll come clean. Remember long ago...
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Flashback...
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*(Plankton): I made it PRETTY clear that I wanted to rule the world with food while YOU wanted to rule MONEY with food-
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*(Karen): AHEM!
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*(Plankton):... Oh, right, heh, for a genius, I sure have bad memory. (Mr. Krabs laughed)... Oh, wait, yeah, I remember why we keep mixing that up. They were both technically true, BUT they were just over-exaggerations. We both had our specialties. Mine, specifically, was science.
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*Plankton: (Cackled as he was concocting a batch and put some kind of ingredient in it)... You want them to love it, Eugene? Well, what're best friends for? If my research is correct, my new ingredient, will have all those stupid students who mocked us, LOVING us.
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*Krabs: You were saying something, Plankton?
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*Plankton: Nothing.... (To himself) Trust me, Krabs, you'll thank me after this.
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*(Krabs): Huh. So that must be why Old Man Jenkins smiled after... Uh... Technically Dying? I don't know what that burger did to him. That man was old when I was young, so at this point, I think he's immortal.
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*(Iago): Well, he DID pose as Neptune once and got Neptune to lightning his ass.
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*(Icky): ".... Do you, think it's possible the old Codger's one of them OFs?"
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*(Plankton): STOP INTERRUPTING MY STORY IN FAVOR OF CRAZY INTERNET STORIES ABOUT A SECRET GOVERNMENT ORGANISATION KEEPING ALL KINDS OF FREAKY WHAT-HAVE-YOUS IF YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT WHY THE KRABBY PATTY IS SO ADDICTING!!! Ahem, as I was saying, I needed a test subject, and the kids were SUPPOSED to be it... UNTIL OMJ got it. Not a pretty good test subject.
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*(Tulio): YOU THINK?!?
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*(Plankton): So I took the formula to try again... Then... Well...
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*Plankton: I'm taking the recipe and fixing it! (Krabs grabbed it)
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*Krabs: NOOO WAY, THAT RECIPE IS MINE! (They pulled on it)
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*Plankton: STOP, YOU'RE GONNA- (They tore it as Plankton stormed out) You wanna fight for this recipe?! I'LL GIVE YA A FIGHT YOU'LL NEVER FORGET!! (He slammed the door causing the ingredients to fall into the batter)
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*Krabs:... Well that's ruined. But, no use letting THIS go to waste. The kids will eat ANYTHING! (He tasted it)... I did it! I discovered the perfect patty batter!!
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*(Plankton): You sure did. But what you DIDN'T know was that the batter, was my experimental batter. The one I put that specialty in.
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*(Mr. Krabs): WHAT WAS IT, YOU LITTLE SHRIMP?!?
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*(Plankton): Not a shrimp, but whatever. It's something I called 'planktonium'.
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*(Miguel):... Okay, that's, KINDA clever?
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*(Mr. Krabs): But, but, how did it avoid me eyes?!
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*(Plankton): I intentionally left it out of the recipe, duh.
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*(Mr. Krabs): "Wait, but how is it that patties since that batter have the same effect? Obviously that same batter couldn't lasted THAT long!"
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*(Plankton): "Did you happen to keep the pot it was made in?"
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*(Mr. Krabs): "Yes."
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*(Plankton): "There ya go, plothole solved!"
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*(MSM): Thank you!! I realized that plothole moments after I made it!!
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*(Plankton): "... Ooookay, uh, you're welcome? This is why I try to avoid being meta more than necessary. Anyway, Planktonium tends to linger in all kings of metal and make new traces of planktonium, even when washed many times with the best soap possible! Not an easy substance to dispose-off."
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*(Icky): "Kinda a BS way to justify the existence of the plot to say that the stuff is as regenerative as Deadpool, but, it's not the worse justification for why an episode exists."
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*(Plankton): I know it sounds stupid, but roll with me here, it's true?!
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*(Mr. Krabs): "Why Plankton? I would've understood if this was a recent affair, but, this was before you even BEGAN to do that world-domination stuff! Why?"
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* (Plankton): A better question is, how did YOU manage to cope with being treated like stairs and be stepped all over by moronic twits?! But to give that question a serious answer: Let's just say, planktonium was meant to help us, Krabs. It makes food a little more... Habit-forming.
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*(Icky):... You seriously pulled a ''Hoodwinked'' Boingonium thing?
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*(Plankton): Yeah, but that movie wasn't around as long as planktonium, now was it? I called trademark on the idea! But anyway, yeah, it was MEANT to get the kids at school addicted to it. Make it, good, so to speak.
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*(Mr. Krabs): "BUT WE SAW FROM JENKENS THAT-"
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*(Plankton): "TO BE FAIR, THE INITIAL RECIPE WAS A PROTOTYPE?! I did say I was gonna rework it before you interrupted me?!"
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*(Mr. Krabs):.... Okay, I'll give ya some slack for that much, you were still not THAT evil yet. So, THAT'S the reason why the Krabby Patty is so good?! AND YOU KNEW IT ALL ALONG?!?
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*(Plankton): Not at first. When Karen replayed the events as they happened and I found out the Krabby Patty was made from my experimental batter and the pot it was used from... Well... That officially became another reason why I had to steal it, besides you ripping me off and the whole legal brohaha of having a recipe being a legal right to make the foodstuff because this town has STUPIDLY SPECIFIC LAWS?! As usual, I couldn't do it... THEN 2015 happened. Someone had to catch on how dangerous my little specialty made your food someday, so...
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Present
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*Plankton: Well, hey, I never could steal it, because you're unrealistically one step ahead of me. So, really, I was doing you a favor, Krabs. If I had that formula sooner, maybe that 2015 incident never would've happened, or being realistic here given Burgerbeard, at least it wouldn't've been less extreme then it was, so by extension, it's YOUR fault that those hundreds of people died. Just like you inadvertently killed that poor moray eel guy's son.
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*Mr. Krabs:... All these years... AND YOU NEVER TOLD ME?!?
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*Plankton: "Would you honestly believe me nor even give me the chance if I had tried?"
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*Mr. Krabs: "..... Toushe, bug. BUT ALL THE SAME, I WOULD'VE HAD SANDY LOOKED AT THE POT AND SHE WOULD'VE TOLD ME SOMETHING?!"
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*Plankton: "And even then, if I had discovered that, I would've used that to my advantaged and would've gotten Morris to move quicker then he did!"
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*March Hare: I may be mad, but even I know that's worse than you having the balls to kill a former friend via your Plan Z, over a stupid recipe.
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*Mad Hatter: I'll say it's worse! It's much MUCH worse indeed.
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*Dormouse: Much, much, much worse indeed. Oh, I wish I had more lines these days, counting things like this.
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*Plankton: Well, hey, consider it both a blessing and a curse for me. Part of me was scared that this would be discovered, cause, WELL MY OWN NAMING CONVENTION FOR THE SUBSTANCE HAS A POTAINTIONAL TO BITE ME IN THE ASS IF MORRIS OR THE AHUTERITES GET AHOLD OF THE RECIPE CONTENTS?! But the other part, LOVED how it bit you in the captain's quarters FIRST, since you could take the blame.
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*Mr. Krabs: IF YOU HAD JUST TOLD ME-
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*Plankton: Again, you wouldn't've listened and comedically tossed me out anyway! Also, I'M F*Dolphin sound*G EVIL! I WOULDN'T TELL YOU *Foghorn sound*! Forgive my sailor's mouth! It was my mess too, Morris can just as easily screw me over as well since it was MY sole contribution just as much he did you for using that SAME stupid pot all these years to mix and patty meat with! Believe you me, that guy will have it out for me too?! But hey, I'm not completely heartless. I'll take the formula AND that pot off your hands so that I can clean the planktonium out, then you can sell the un-drugged Krabby Patties.
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*Mr. Krabs:... Though that would be nice... NO! After THIS?!? After having ME take the blame for the damage ME OWN BUSINESS TOOK BECAUSE OF YOUR LITTLE BATTER AND THE TAINTED POT, YOU CAN KISS THE REDDEST PART OF ME ASS!!
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*Plankton: "Then I can't promise that Morris would stop ruining your life on his own terms! He's pretty mad at you, and trying to say it was just as much his own fault for being strict on an addict as you are for causing addiction, didn't helped matters! Ya inadvertently made things personal!"
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*Mr. Krabs: "I WAS UNDER STRESS BECAUSE OF THE SUDDENESS OF WHAT WAS HAPPENING?! Besides, even Squidward said it was true! And I'm sure Morris knew this!"
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*Plankton: "Well that doesn't mean he doesn't hate you more now for dragging his son into this!"
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*Mr. Krabs: "..... D'OHHHHHH, I HATE IT WHEN YOU'RE RIGHT?! BUT YOUR STILL OUT OF LUCK OF ME GIVING UP THE RECIPE AND THAT POT?!"
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*Plankton: "No problem, I'm smart and resourceful enough to get them myself, Krabs!"
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*Mr. Krabs: Every single time you failed would beg to differ.
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*Plankton: "Oh hardy har har Krabs! Well this time, I'm gonna turn this into my new Plan Z! I'll call it: Plan Z2!"
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*Sandy: "It's a known fact that sequels always end up more inferior than their predecessors, espeically given how last-minute and barely even your doing this situation is, Plankton!"
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*Plankton: Yes, but unlike most sequels... (Looks through his filing cabinet, finds Plan Z, and scribbles something down) This will be better than the original! (Shows the folder, as it's shown that he wrote a "2" next to the Z)
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*Sandy: "Oy, figures you would try to pull this Plankton."
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*Plankton: Hey, if it worked for Krabs, it'll work for Morris. We just need to steal back that crown.
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*Sandy: "Can't your new Plan Z not get the crown involved again?"
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*Plankton: "Okay okay, fair point! Guess it's time for Z2 ro start from scratch."
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*Icky: "Wait, I thought this scene was gonna go to this guy being a problem to us as well."
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Latest revision as of 03:32, 29 June 2020

The time has come to finally revise the Krabby Patty formula after its own popularity has been used against it. Since the events of The Check-Up, the Krusty Krab was saved from being shut down by the BBBBB. But then the conspiracy of Mr. Krabs' true health at the time was leaked and the Krusty Krab had finally been shut down. A moray eel and former henchman of Flynt named Morris Bleek had a son who died of 'Krabby Patty withdrawal', the very phenomenon that caused the 2015 Apocalypse event that inspired Huxley to become mayor of Bikini Bottom. He saw Krabby Patties are addictive and dangerous, and saw this scam as the perfect time to shut down the Krusty Krab as revenge, and has even stolen the secret formula to finding the addictive ingredient that makes the people extremely obsessed with it, even inscribing the police on it and many others since the 2015 incident had angered people. Now the Lodgers must help save the Krabby Patty by helping Mr. Krabs find the cause of the addiction itself and eliminate it, and even create an antidote that will forever destroy the addiction, and make the Krabby Patty safe for good. But they cannot let Bleek steal it as, if he should get that antidote and use it, the Krabby Patty, the prized food of Bikini Bottom, will be gone for good, whether for better or for worse. And of course, no situation involving the Krabby Patty would be complete without Plankton having another go in a VERY bad time, as Plankton goes for a 'Plan Z2' in where he aims to use the possible addictive ingredient to his advantage and control the Bikini Bottomites for his atypical purposes, especially since he was the one who put it in back when he and Krabs were running Plabs Burgers. As it turns out, and not surprisingly, that addictive ingredient was his own addition to cheat up popularity. It was something Plankton dubbed 'planktonium', which made his food more 'habit-forming', which is why the Krabby Patty itself was addictive. So now Krabs, Plankton, and Bleek are at a race to get the planktonium ingredient, and one which Krabs must win.

Scenes

The Krusty Krab Shut Down

Krusty Krab

  • Mr. Krabs: (He was crying as the Krusty Krab was closed down by authorities)
  • Squidward: Well, I never thought it would happen, but it finally did.
  • SpongeBob: NOOOOOOHOHOHOHOOOOOO!!! WITHOUT THE KRUSTY KRAB, I... I'M NOTHING!!
  • Squidward: C'mon, SpongeBob, you had to know this day would come.
  • SpongeBob:... I had?
  • Squidward:... (Sighs with a face-palm).... Remember everything Krabs had did wrong over the years?
  • Spongebob: ".... Well, yeah, but, he's made it out find regardless."
  • Squidward: "Well, true, but CLEARLY it was gonna bite him in his buttocks one of these days!"
  • ???: In his defense, he's right. (A moray eel appeared)
  • Mr. Krabs: Wha-... Who are you?
  • Moray Eel: I am Morris Bleek, and I'm the one who gave you what you deserved, Krabs.
  • Spongebob gasped!
  • Squidward: ".... Well thanks for costing me some ability for minimum wage, pal! Even if it wasn't exactly the best pay ever."
  • Mr. Krabs:... YOU did this?!
  • Morris: I HAD to. And the authorities agreed with me.
  • Spongebob: WHY?!? WHY WOULD THEY POSSIBLY DO THAT AFTER THE JOY KRABBY PATTIES BRING?!?
  • Morris: You just answered your own question, idiot.
  • Mr. Krabs: "What do you mean by that, you slimy piece of-"
  • Morris: Upupup! Easy on the racism, Krabs! Not that your restaurant isn't toast regardless. As long as you have a Krabby Patty to sell, NOBODY will see the crook that you are. The Krabby Patty itself is the reason I did this, and no, I don't just mean your work ethics. I mean, look at what happened in 2015. EVERYONE is addicted to the food. Without it, there's no law. THAT'S what's so dangerous about it.
  • SpongeBob: You sure you want to sound like a villain in front of the authorities, eely boy?
  • Morris: Who said I was a villain?
  • SpongeBob: YOU ARE A VILLAIN!! YOU GOT MY FAVORITE PLACE IN THE WORLD SHUT DOWN!! And over what?! An event not even vaguely relevant anymore?! 2015 and that event went by quickly, good sir?!
  • Morris: AND WHY NOT?!? When it comes to disasters like that, relevancy is meaningless?!
  • Spongebob: "(Pouts) So I take it your one of Ottay's friends, then?"
  • Morris: Hear me out! There's DOZENS of reasons to do it. Krabs exploits people for cash regardless of their own health, the 2015 incident which killed HUNDREDS, swindles from customers AND his own employees, violation of labor laws, mandatory patronage in hundreds of forms, animal cruelty like with those jellyfish for their jelly or having snails steal pocket change, reselling food no matter how unhealthy or moldy it is instead of considering the lawsuits that should come with such acts, overworking and underpaying your own employees whom you learned dozens of times you need, dozens of health violations, extortion, inflation, FRAMES HIS OWN BEST EMPLOYEE FOR THE THEFT OF HIS OWN SECRET FORMULA, JUST TO AVOID PAYING A FEE, spreads vicious rumors and counterfeits, and SO MUCH MORE! Tell me, kid, does it sound fair, that someone like HIM, to OWN the rights to the Krabby Patty?
  • SpongeBob:... I mean, I get Mr. Krabs got rough around the edges in recent years, but-
  • Morris: But nothing! And the people here agree with me. I'm surprised it took someone like ME to get it through their heads.
  • Squidward: "Look, I'm someone who's very critical to Eugene's skinflinted ways myself, but even I have to dare ask, why did it took you so long since 2015 to even do this since you are CLEARLY such a critic to him!"
  • Morris: I suppose some grander detail is in order. Now, let me tell you why I REALLY did this....

Flashback...

  • (Morris): Years ago, I had a great son. His mother had passed away not too long ago, and I had to raise him on my own. I had to work two jobs. But then came the day my son got addicted to Krabby Patties. He started to demand going to the Krusty Krab more and more, and it was hurting his social life. I had to stop it. I forbidden him from going here again, until the day I tried one. I admit, it was delicious. But, that's precisely the problem. I'm not even a fan of burgers, and yet, what should've tasted only decent at best was like it was made from a quality business, something that is otherwise untrue with Mr. Krabs' standards, all things considered! The taste was an addiction. I refused to support this because I SAW what it was doing to my son. He said it would make me see, but it didn't. So, I stuck to having him never go to the Krusty Krab again... Then came what you call 'Krabby Patty withdrawal'. My son was experiencing bad symptoms. He was going crazy for it, and started defying me to get it. He started to become insane. But then one day, it went too far. When my son tried to actually hurt me to get a Krabby Patty. He went as far as he could to get here, and then... (His son ended up slipping off the stairs and fell, breaking his neck in the process)... He fell down the stairs, and died.

Flashback

  • SpongeBob:... That... That's awful!
  • Morris: It was!...
  • Squidward: "Well, it wasn't like he died directly from the patties, so-"
  • Morris: No but they contributed to the addiction, of which THAT got him killed?! That day, I knew EXACTLY who to blame for this. YOU, Krabs! You and your addictive Krabby Patties! I rounded up ALL the people who were hurt by the 2015 incident, AND the police, to finally give you what you deserve. My son, is DEAD, because of YOU!
  • Mr. Krabs: I, I, I never intended that to happen! I mean, fair's fair, you were the one that was trying to keep him away! (Morris got angrier) I mean, not to victim blame, but Krabby Patties are just too irresistible to go cold turkey one! It can get even rich sophisticates into it! It even got Squidward into it!
  • Squidward: "TEMPORARILY, I may add!"
  • Mr. Krabs: POINT IS, ya should've taken your son to rehab if it was so serious! If anything, ya should've at least tried to work something out with the lad! You can't blame ME for that!
  • Morris: (Eyes twitched)..... Yes I CAN! You KNOW how your own Krabby Patties work and you KNOW how important it is to people. You KNEW what would happen if it was lost. So, you KNOW how dangerous this food is!
  • Mr. Krabs: "If it makes you feel better, this is kinda the first time I heard of withdrawal as extreme as your son's! It litterally could've been easily prevented if ya just caved and let him have the dang patties, man! In fact, I can't help but to feel like your using me as a scapegoatfish to make yourself feel less awful about failing to prevent your own son's death because you got buyer's remorse VERY BADLY about being strict with him to begin with! Errm, not meaning to victim blame alchourse."
  • Morris: Yet I still feel crudely accused all the same! And on top of this, something as addictive as this, belongs to someone who extorts, swindles, abuses, docks, frames, and does anything illegal to fill their addiction. Yes, no one can resist a Krabby Patty... And THAT'S the problem. People these days have become obsessed with it, and they have to deal with your unethical business practices to get it. So, I did what HAD to be done. You, sponge, have NO right to call me a villain, when THIS person is the REAL criminal here. You're just standing up to him, because you love your job and can't live without it. Sorry, Sponge, but for as much earnest good you did earnestly serve over the years, albeit mixed with random acts of stupidity, YOU are not the hero of this story?!
  • SpongeBob: I TOO AM A HERO! I LEAD THE SHELL LODGE SQUAD!!
  • Morris: And yet you work for a regular criminal like HIM? It probably doesn't help you lead the Lougers and that you allowed Eugene to be a member. Though fair's fair, the Dragoness and the Peacock I heard did worse, so, perhaps you are a victim of Stockholm Syndrome, which, I guess explains why the Lougers are so, ironically imperfect yet still get things done regardless. I suggest you think about moving on, because, the Krusty Krab AND the Krabby Patty? Gone! FOREVER! Good day, gentleman.
  • Morris slithers off.
  • Spongebob kneeled down and started crying, of which did got to Squidward in the same way it did as Pizza Delivery....
  • Squidward: "..... Sponge? It's okay, Sponge? (Spongebob still cries uncontrollably as does Mr. Krabs)..... (Sighs).... As much as I hate to go against a guy with earnestly good points, it's obvious I can't on good faith leave you in misery Spongebob.... It'll end up following you home and drive me nuts! So come on (Grabs both Spongebob and Mr. Krabs cartoonishly forcefully) you two! We are going to see Sandy and contact the Lougers about this!"
  • Spongebob: "(With some tinge of hope) You mean, you're gonna help get the Krusty Krab back?"
  • Squidward: "Well as much as I have little to gain from it apart from an unlikely pay raise and/or the intermediate goal of not having your sadness drive me crazy, (Sighs).... Mr. Krabs does have a point. Morris is clearly using the restaurant and the food, even Krabs' otherwise still legitamently bad actions, as a means of a scapegoatfish to make himself feel less awful about being so stern with his son! Also, I feel like this is the only place I can get a job here given how idiotic other businesses are, and/or a bad reputation SOMETIMES contributed by you two and Patrick, and that my art and music careers still haven't gotten off yet."
  • Spongebob: "(Sniffles), Thank you Squidward."
  • Squidward: "Oh ease up on the mush and let's just go to the squirl already!"
  • Squidward drags Spongebob and Krabs off.

Sandy's Treedome

  • Mr. Krabs:... Huh? You stopped wearing your swimsuit?
  • Sandy: (She was wearing regular clothes) Yeah, given SpongeBob's feelings for me, I feel that wearing my swimsuit all the time, ESPECIALLY in a transparent dome, would be feeding his attractions.
  • SpongeBob: I DID say I was more attracted to your swimsuit look when you were underwater wearing it.
  • Sandy: Nevertheless. So, the Krusty Krab got shut down, huh? Well, who saw THAT coming?
  • SpongeBob: SANDY!
  • Sandy: Oh, come on, we ALL knew it had to come sooner or later. Mr. Krabs, a cheap extortionist ripoff artist, owns an addictive foodstuff. That's a legal act waiting to happen.
  • SpongeBob: I know, I know, but still... Not cool, Sandy. NOT cool.
  • Sandy: Look, it's how I distract myself from the loss of the Krabby Patty, okay? I was affected by the 2015 incident too, you know. I, had the LAST Krabby Patty!
  • SpongeBob: Whatever, will you help us?
  • Sandy: Well, duh. But not because I love Krabby Patties, NOR because of a Squidwardy reason.
  • Squidward: Did you just turn my name into an adverb?!
  • Sandy: The Krusty Krab Training Video coined it as a bad employee, so, why not? Anyway, yeah, we'll contact the Lodgers and get this solved.
  • Squidward: Do we even NEED them, though? Seems like something that violates the whole 'meddling in worldly affairs' thing. This isn't a villain invasion from another world, or a classic Lodger story. Seems like we can handle this ourselves.
  • SpongeBob: Then it wouldn't be a SpongeBob and Friends episode, would it?
  • Squidward: NEPTUNE ALMIGHTY, WHY DOES EVERYONE FEEL THE NEED TO JUSTIFY THINGS IN THE META SENSE?!? IT BORES THE AUDIENCE, FOR F***'S SAKE!!
  • Sandy: So does swearing in the setting of a kid's cartoon, idiot.
  • SpongeBob: (Laughs) Good one, Sandy! (They high-fived)

Plankton's Big Secret

Chum Bucket

  • Plankton: (On the phone) Look, I understand, Mirage, you don't get involved in my plans to steal the formula, considering I already know it, but don't have the legal rights to sell it unless I HAVE the formula. But hey, we hardly do jobs on our own homeworlds anymore. YOU haven't been in Agrabah in AGES, reasons for being there aside. This is kinda my identity, try to steal the formula, fail over and over, unrealistically now that I think about it, seriously, Krabs is NOT a crab, lather, rinse, and repeat.
  • (Mirage): But for what reason? Because you accused your FORMER best friend of making the product from YOUR work, after YOUR work killed an old man, who somehow survived it, and for some other peculiar reason, keeps changing looks?
  • Plankton: Actually, that's the thing.... I'll let you on on a little secret.... The Krabby Patty came from MY work, right?
  • (Mirage):... Yes.
  • Plankton: So, why do you think people in Bikini Bottom are obsessed with it?
  • (Mirage):... Ohhhohohoho... You maniacal little genius. This is the greatest evil you've done since you tried to kill Krabs by framing him for stealing from royalty, and it was before you even got seriously started!
  • Plankton: Oh, you're too kind. You would be amazed on what being mocked by idiotic troglodytes from your school years can do. And, that act you mentioned about the movie, was LITERALLY the act that got me in the Villain League, remember?
  • (Mirage): Exactly! Cause otherwise from the canon show alone, you barely quality for Team Nefarious had it not been for the movie!
  • Plankton:... Okay, ouch. But anyway, today, it's FINALLY taken its toll. The Krusty Krab has been shut down because people FINALLY realized the Krabby Patty is dangerous. I guess, it was a stroke of luck that I got greater revenge on Krabs for ripping me off without realizing I was doing it. But... That's why I have to steal the formula MORE now. When the authorities analyze what goes into the Krabby Patty, they'll find what makes them addictive. They'll find that maniacal specialty I put in it.
  • ???: And what IS this, 'specialty' you put into it, Plankton? (SpongeBob and the crew arrived)
  • Plankton: AAHHH!!! I, HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?!? I WOULD'VE HEARD YOU COME IN SINCE I'M SMALLER THAN ALL OF YOU!! AND WHY ARE THE LODGERS HERE?!? THIS ISN'T AN OTHERWORLDLY CRISIS, SO SHOULDN'T THIS BE MEDDLING?!?
  • Icky: Eh, at this point, following the rules is moot. Besides, a personal life of Spongebob's is threaten, and since he is founder, well, I guess that's a Louger Emergency of its own right.
  • Plankton: "..... Fair enough."
  • Mr. Krabs: Now, answer the question, you scurvy scoundrel!! WHAT, IS, THE, SPECIALTY?!
  • (Mirage): Plankton? What is going on?!
  • Plankton: (Sighs) I'll call you back! (He hung up) Fine! The addiction was my doing. But for the record, it wasn't intentional, at least, in terms of relevancy or recentness. It was just a happy accident back from we were kids, Krabs. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't put it together, Krabs. That's stupidity worse then Patrick!
  • Patrick: "HEY!"
  • Plankton: You made the Krabby Patty formula from MY batch. What do you think was IN that batch?
  • Mr. Krabs:... I don't want to answer that, can you do it?
  • Plankton: Well, since you can stomp me right here right now, regardless of the Villain League's resurrection policy, I'll come clean. Remember long ago...

Flashback...

  • (Plankton): I made it PRETTY clear that I wanted to rule the world with food while YOU wanted to rule MONEY with food-
  • (Karen): AHEM!
  • (Plankton):... Oh, right, heh, for a genius, I sure have bad memory. (Mr. Krabs laughed)... Oh, wait, yeah, I remember why we keep mixing that up. They were both technically true, BUT they were just over-exaggerations. We both had our specialties. Mine, specifically, was science.
  • Plankton: (Cackled as he was concocting a batch and put some kind of ingredient in it)... You want them to love it, Eugene? Well, what're best friends for? If my research is correct, my new ingredient, will have all those stupid students who mocked us, LOVING us.
  • Krabs: You were saying something, Plankton?
  • Plankton: Nothing.... (To himself) Trust me, Krabs, you'll thank me after this.
  • (Krabs): Huh. So that must be why Old Man Jenkins smiled after... Uh... Technically Dying? I don't know what that burger did to him. That man was old when I was young, so at this point, I think he's immortal.
  • (Iago): Well, he DID pose as Neptune once and got Neptune to lightning his ass.
  • (Icky): ".... Do you, think it's possible the old Codger's one of them OFs?"
  • (Plankton): STOP INTERRUPTING MY STORY IN FAVOR OF CRAZY INTERNET STORIES ABOUT A SECRET GOVERNMENT ORGANISATION KEEPING ALL KINDS OF FREAKY WHAT-HAVE-YOUS IF YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT WHY THE KRABBY PATTY IS SO ADDICTING!!! Ahem, as I was saying, I needed a test subject, and the kids were SUPPOSED to be it... UNTIL OMJ got it. Not a pretty good test subject.
  • (Tulio): YOU THINK?!?
  • (Plankton): So I took the formula to try again... Then... Well...
  • Plankton: I'm taking the recipe and fixing it! (Krabs grabbed it)
  • Krabs: NOOO WAY, THAT RECIPE IS MINE! (They pulled on it)
  • Plankton: STOP, YOU'RE GONNA- (They tore it as Plankton stormed out) You wanna fight for this recipe?! I'LL GIVE YA A FIGHT YOU'LL NEVER FORGET!! (He slammed the door causing the ingredients to fall into the batter)
  • Krabs:... Well that's ruined. But, no use letting THIS go to waste. The kids will eat ANYTHING! (He tasted it)... I did it! I discovered the perfect patty batter!!
  • (Plankton): You sure did. But what you DIDN'T know was that the batter, was my experimental batter. The one I put that specialty in.
  • (Mr. Krabs): WHAT WAS IT, YOU LITTLE SHRIMP?!?
  • (Plankton): Not a shrimp, but whatever. It's something I called 'planktonium'.
  • (Miguel):... Okay, that's, KINDA clever?
  • (Mr. Krabs): But, but, how did it avoid me eyes?!
  • (Plankton): I intentionally left it out of the recipe, duh.
  • (Mr. Krabs): "Wait, but how is it that patties since that batter have the same effect? Obviously that same batter couldn't lasted THAT long!"
  • (Plankton): "Did you happen to keep the pot it was made in?"
  • (Mr. Krabs): "Yes."
  • (Plankton): "There ya go, plothole solved!"
  • (MSM): Thank you!! I realized that plothole moments after I made it!!
  • (Plankton): "... Ooookay, uh, you're welcome? This is why I try to avoid being meta more than necessary. Anyway, Planktonium tends to linger in all kings of metal and make new traces of planktonium, even when washed many times with the best soap possible! Not an easy substance to dispose-off."
  • (Icky): "Kinda a BS way to justify the existence of the plot to say that the stuff is as regenerative as Deadpool, but, it's not the worse justification for why an episode exists."
  • (Plankton): I know it sounds stupid, but roll with me here, it's true?!
  • (Mr. Krabs): "Why Plankton? I would've understood if this was a recent affair, but, this was before you even BEGAN to do that world-domination stuff! Why?"
  •  (Plankton): A better question is, how did YOU manage to cope with being treated like stairs and be stepped all over by moronic twits?! But to give that question a serious answer: Let's just say, planktonium was meant to help us, Krabs. It makes food a little more... Habit-forming.
  • (Icky):... You seriously pulled a Hoodwinked Boingonium thing?
  • (Plankton): Yeah, but that movie wasn't around as long as planktonium, now was it? I called trademark on the idea! But anyway, yeah, it was MEANT to get the kids at school addicted to it. Make it, good, so to speak.
  • (Mr. Krabs): "BUT WE SAW FROM JENKENS THAT-"
  • (Plankton): "TO BE FAIR, THE INITIAL RECIPE WAS A PROTOTYPE?! I did say I was gonna rework it before you interrupted me?!"
  • (Mr. Krabs):.... Okay, I'll give ya some slack for that much, you were still not THAT evil yet. So, THAT'S the reason why the Krabby Patty is so good?! AND YOU KNEW IT ALL ALONG?!?
  • (Plankton): Not at first. When Karen replayed the events as they happened and I found out the Krabby Patty was made from my experimental batter and the pot it was used from... Well... That officially became another reason why I had to steal it, besides you ripping me off and the whole legal brohaha of having a recipe being a legal right to make the foodstuff because this town has STUPIDLY SPECIFIC LAWS?! As usual, I couldn't do it... THEN 2015 happened. Someone had to catch on how dangerous my little specialty made your food someday, so...

Present

  • Plankton: Well, hey, I never could steal it, because you're unrealistically one step ahead of me. So, really, I was doing you a favor, Krabs. If I had that formula sooner, maybe that 2015 incident never would've happened, or being realistic here given Burgerbeard, at least it wouldn't've been less extreme then it was, so by extension, it's YOUR fault that those hundreds of people died. Just like you inadvertently killed that poor moray eel guy's son.
  • Mr. Krabs:... All these years... AND YOU NEVER TOLD ME?!?
  • Plankton: "Would you honestly believe me nor even give me the chance if I had tried?"
  • Mr. Krabs: "..... Toushe, bug. BUT ALL THE SAME, I WOULD'VE HAD SANDY LOOKED AT THE POT AND SHE WOULD'VE TOLD ME SOMETHING?!"
  • Plankton: "And even then, if I had discovered that, I would've used that to my advantaged and would've gotten Morris to move quicker then he did!"
  • March Hare: I may be mad, but even I know that's worse than you having the balls to kill a former friend via your Plan Z, over a stupid recipe.
  • Mad Hatter: I'll say it's worse! It's much MUCH worse indeed.
  • Dormouse: Much, much, much worse indeed. Oh, I wish I had more lines these days, counting things like this.
  • Plankton: Well, hey, consider it both a blessing and a curse for me. Part of me was scared that this would be discovered, cause, WELL MY OWN NAMING CONVENTION FOR THE SUBSTANCE HAS A POTAINTIONAL TO BITE ME IN THE ASS IF MORRIS OR THE AHUTERITES GET AHOLD OF THE RECIPE CONTENTS?! But the other part, LOVED how it bit you in the captain's quarters FIRST, since you could take the blame.
  • Mr. Krabs: IF YOU HAD JUST TOLD ME-
  • Plankton: Again, you wouldn't've listened and comedically tossed me out anyway! Also, I'M F*Dolphin sound*G EVIL! I WOULDN'T TELL YOU *Foghorn sound*! Forgive my sailor's mouth! It was my mess too, Morris can just as easily screw me over as well since it was MY sole contribution just as much he did you for using that SAME stupid pot all these years to mix and patty meat with! Believe you me, that guy will have it out for me too?! But hey, I'm not completely heartless. I'll take the formula AND that pot off your hands so that I can clean the planktonium out, then you can sell the un-drugged Krabby Patties.
  • Mr. Krabs:... Though that would be nice... NO! After THIS?!? After having ME take the blame for the damage ME OWN BUSINESS TOOK BECAUSE OF YOUR LITTLE BATTER AND THE TAINTED POT, YOU CAN KISS THE REDDEST PART OF ME ASS!!
  • Plankton: "Then I can't promise that Morris would stop ruining your life on his own terms! He's pretty mad at you, and trying to say it was just as much his own fault for being strict on an addict as you are for causing addiction, didn't helped matters! Ya inadvertently made things personal!"
  • Mr. Krabs: "I WAS UNDER STRESS BECAUSE OF THE SUDDENESS OF WHAT WAS HAPPENING?! Besides, even Squidward said it was true! And I'm sure Morris knew this!"
  • Plankton: "Well that doesn't mean he doesn't hate you more now for dragging his son into this!"
  • Mr. Krabs: "..... D'OHHHHHH, I HATE IT WHEN YOU'RE RIGHT?! BUT YOUR STILL OUT OF LUCK OF ME GIVING UP THE RECIPE AND THAT POT?!"
  • Plankton: "No problem, I'm smart and resourceful enough to get them myself, Krabs!"
  • Mr. Krabs: Every single time you failed would beg to differ.
  • Plankton: "Oh hardy har har Krabs! Well this time, I'm gonna turn this into my new Plan Z! I'll call it: Plan Z2!"
  • Sandy: "It's a known fact that sequels always end up more inferior than their predecessors, espeically given how last-minute and barely even your doing this situation is, Plankton!"
  • Plankton: Yes, but unlike most sequels... (Looks through his filing cabinet, finds Plan Z, and scribbles something down) This will be better than the original! (Shows the folder, as it's shown that he wrote a "2" next to the Z)
  • Sandy: "Oy, figures you would try to pull this Plankton."
  • Plankton: Hey, if it worked for Krabs, it'll work for Morris. We just need to steal back that crown.
  • Sandy: "Can't your new Plan Z not get the crown involved again?"
  • Plankton: "Okay okay, fair point! Guess it's time for Z2 ro start from scratch."
  • Icky: "Wait, I thought this scene was gonna go to this guy being a problem to us as well."

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