The Weirdest Villain from Space

The Weirdest Villain From Space is the 13th Episode of Season 3B of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Twilight hears that Sunset Shimmer is coming to Equestria for a week following everything the Equestria Girls franchise threw at her, and by building a new portal to Equestria with help from Twilight's human counterpart, Sci-Twi. But upon arrival, Sunset says that she didn't just come to momentarly be away from the stress of saving the human world three times, as well as to feel like a pony again (finding it weird to be a herbivore again since her human form has an omnivorous diet by nature, making her feel silly in front of the Mane 6 and Lightning's friends), but she mainly came because she needed some friendly advice. Though she seems to go well with knowing about the Shell Lodgers after her Reverse of Fortune adventure, and the fact that she is now a singer for the Rainbooms and not just a TV celebrity, she is also wishing for more than just being in things like schools, bands, sports, celebrity nights, and that she could understand the magic in the human world more than she already does, believing that there might be more for her back in Equestria, and hopefully muttering to herself that it isn't her past catching up with her. However, while Sunset is trying to get over her quarter-life crisis, it appears the stardom Sunset gained before and after the second time Twilight visited the human world for a movie, dispite being in another plain of existence, has somehow gained the attention to a space creature of epic proportions. A self-entitled space millipede creature (who's easily a victim of gender confusion due to an androgynous appearance) from the Alternate UUniverses self-proclaiming itself as 'Lord Millipede', capable of strange powers and an uncanny ability to see even beyond his own UUniverses, has some serious obsessions of making Sunset his eternal bride. He kidnaps Sunset, was able to avoid early detection by the Lougers and even has fly-like creatures that serve as henchmen that'll block out the Main 6 and 5's attempts to do otherwise. Of course, the Heroes Act arrives to Equestria and they reveal that they accidentally released the creatures from their underground home of Pharagu while investigating tremors that were troubling to civilians, and they have tracked him to Equestria. When they insist that not even Magnum has any real power or threat to something very little known about as Lord Millipede, it'll be up to the Shell Lodgers to not just solve Sunset's quarter-life crisis, but get this bug to take a hint that Sunset doesn't date crazy interdimensional bugs, let alone want to have intercourse with them because 'it would be...well...gross'.

Transcript

Chapter 1: The Heroes Act's Mistake/Sunset Shimmer's Visit

Pharagu.

• Sixton was seen having a meeting with a tall elegant lizard being in a sofisicated suit.
• Sixton: "Look, Ambassitor Rush'Amore, I can understand that Pharagu is very signifigant to your people, but do you REALLY want to claim absolute rights for cleaning up Phargau completely for the Skeps?"
• Ambassitor Rush'Amore: "The correct term for my people is Skepticen, Mr. Sixton. And yes. I wish to use the fullist athority of UIS to claim complete rights to clean up Pharagu from the MagRyve Corporation. My people have been denied of their once great beautiful view of what Pharagu USED to be, and my ansistery's desires to colonised the surface and have what could've been a beautiful city, long enough! When I claim these rights for UIS, we will clean this planet up of your filth FAR faster then this snail-paced "progress" you have been doing! I am going through with it and I will NOT take a NO for an answer?!"
• Sixton: And what about the other people of this planet?
• Ambassitor Rush'Amore: "The natives or the employees of your company?"
• Sixton: "Employees."
• Ambassitor Rush'Amore: "Well OBVIOUSLY the employees don't actselly LIVE in this planet, ergo, they are extentions of your company. Which means, they basicly have to be reassigned somewhere else."
• Sixton: All due respect Ambassitor, but, this is why UIS is so infamous. You just take and take and take without a care in the world.
• Ambassador Rush'Amore: "Oh like the USRA's any BETTER! At least when UIS takes something, it's for the betterment of that taken thing! But when the USRA takes something..... THINGS LIKE PHARAGU'S PREDICERMENT HAPPEN?!"
• Sixton: I'm sure that's what litterally everyone else in UIS has ever said. Complaining about Pharagu kinda became a UIS clishe at this point, and I mean this as respectfully as possable. Try to understand, this is something UIS will have to take to the Grand Council. I'm sorry to say, that until UIS can get THEIR approveal, you have no right to claim this planet.
• Ambassador Rush'Amore: You really don't know anything about us, do you? This was an upcoming Skepticen colony, but more then that, THIS planet, was one with a grand culural signifigance to my people. And all upcoming colonies are under contract by the claim, and those who resist are arrested in the name of my people.
• Jerry: (Barging in) Ugh, you guys are SO STUBBORN AND UNFAIR!!! You don't deserve to be in UIS, you little SKEPETONS!!! (The Ambassador got angry)
• Sixton/Gerold (who came in): "JERRY, NO?!"
• Ambassador Rush'Amore:... What did you just say to me?!
• Jerry: SKEP-E-TON!!! NOUN, A DEROGATIVE SLUR FOR SKEPTICENS DERIVED FROM THEIR UGLY SKINNY APPEARANCES!!!
• Ambassador Rush'Amore:... (He fires a gun that electrocuted him)..... You were warned. (On comlink) Hello, Vrex? I have an obstructor. Come here and pick him up.
• Sixton: "Ambassitor, WAIT! (The Ambassitor looks annoyed)..... Look, how's about, I call the CEO here, and you can talk to him about it. And he'll bring the Grand Councilers here so you guys can discuss this further in the Dynasty."
• Ambassitor Rush'Amore: "..... That's, better. (Back to Comlink) Be onhold about the Obstructor. The Junk Boss of the planet is willing to co-operate. (Closes off comlink)..... But all the same, Mr. Sixton, I expect this racist imbacile to be kept on A TIGHTER LEASH?! Am, I, clear?"
• Sixton: "Don't worry. I'll ask Gerold to keep Jerry out of your way."
• Ambassitor Rush'Amore: "And be sure this happens as efficently, as possable. (The Ambassitor leaves)....."
• Gerold: "..... Sir, I tried to stop him the moment he heard about the ambassitor being here, but you know how passonate Jerry gets-"
• Sixton: "Don't worry. I'll let Jerry off with a FIRM warning and a seven-week-off. It was only a matter of time I had to get the Grand Council involved anyway, nevermind the boss of the company himself. He was afraid that we would have to settle this conflict about Pharagu with the Skeps ONE of these days."
• Gerold: "Well, at least this didn't happen while Lighthead was still leader. He would've jumped at the chance to have the Pharaguians get with UIS!"
• Sixton: "Well, that isn't to say that this planet's a safe USRA planet after we clean this up. The Pharaguians may lost their radical hate for the USRA, but not so much being attracted to UIS' promises to clean up the planet faster then the company. And Lighthead or no, UIS are still very much capable to live up to their promises thanks to how damn powerful they can be. That's why I wanted to get the Grand Council involve. I hope to get this to end peacefully with a compromise."
• Gerold: "Well, that might not be easy sir. As Jerry would've said, UIS are infamous for, absolutist tendingices."
• Sixton: "True. But that doesn't mean it helps to push them away. And given that UIS is an unmistakeable super-power, the best thing we can do is to calm down them as soundly as possable and see if they can accept a compromise. The Grand Councilers are no strangers to dealing with tough costamers, espeically of the UIS verity. It's only a matter of appealing to their sense of superiority complexses and figuring out a compromise. Thankfully, UIS are not ALWAYS entirely unreasonable, well, at least, for as long as they are not heavily provoked into it. At the end of the day, UIS merely just want to be left to their devices. Thankfully, things like the Ambassitor coming here, are rare events, as UIS rarely interacts with us in anything greater then to criticises our methods."
• Gerold: "And it's not hard to see why, sir. History with them, ain't exactly the most cheery. I just hope the big man himself and the Council can ease the Ambassitor away from wanting to rattle Madam President's cage about this."
• Sixton: "Like I said. The Grand Councilors are always prepared for the rare event UIS has made a serious interaction with our space."
• Gerold: Well let's hope it doesn't get any worse. Kraanmas is coming soon, and I need to get to Scavenge Santha soon. It's a nightmare how many kids I have.

Elsewhere, in an unknown cavern in Pharagu.

• A surprisingly modern and extremely wacky kitchen was seen as fly-like insectiods were seen doing house-work, as a figure was seen watching the prior meeting unfold via his spector.....
• ???: "..... Bah. It's the same old-same old with these people. When it's not dealing with their silly villain problems, it's things like the latest UIS debacle and the like. Politics of my own home universe are so, boring. Espeically with how there are SO many dimensions to watch. What else is on? (Shakes the staff to show a new dimension, and repeats until he found a dimension he wants to see) (Gasps)..... Oh yes..... The same dimension as my favorite idol...... The girl with the bacon hair..... The one called.... Sunset Shimmer.... My ever beloved."

Human Equestria, a Diner.

• Sci-Twi and Sunset were seen having dinner as it was clear that the two are being followed by popperazi, until Human Granny Smith closed the binds.
• Human Granny Smith: "Better, Youngins?"
• Sunset Shimmer: MUCH better.
• Sci-Twi: Thanks, Granny Smith.
• Human Granny Smith left.
• Sci-Twi: "So, Sunset, was there, something you wanted to speak to me about?"
• Sunset: Actually, Twilight... there is. I've... Decided to spend the holidays back in Equestria.
• Sci-Twi: Really? Well, what a coincidence. I've been working on a way to get you there in case the portal in school is out of commission. But I must say, it wouldn't be Christmas without you.
• Dog Spike: Yeah, you're the greatest parts of it.
• Sunset: Has to be. Since what happened in Equestria Land, I've felt that magic is spreading way too much in this dimension. So many people here end up getting their hands on it. You, Gloriosa, Juniper, Wallflower, Vignette. So, I'm not only going back home for the holidays, but... I feel I should figure out how this magic keeps spreading. Who knows who'll get magic next? (As a familiar peg-legged bat's counterpart was exiting suspiciously in the background) There should really have been somebody out there who took notice. This can't be the only place where Equestrian magic goes crazy.
• Dog Spike: Tell me about it. Is magic to everyone like what danger is to Mr. Magoo? Just cartoonishly unnoticeable?
• Sci-Twi: Well it's either that or there ARE people who noticed and cover it up for everyone's safety.
• Sunset: Hehe, yeah. So, I may be gone until 2019.
• Dog Spike: Why so long-- OHH, it's because you'll be back after New Years. Hehe, don't know how THAT popped into my head there.
• Sci-Twi: "That's, quite a time to be absent, Sunset."
• Sunset: ".... I kinda have to be honest, Twi.... I'm..... Kinda homesick."
• Sci-Twi: ".... You missed being in Equestria, do you?"

The stranger's lair.

• ???: "Ohhhh?"

Diner.

• Sunset: "Yes, and with Thanksgiving and the holidays most of all coming up, why not have a reason to go back even for a certain period of time?"
• Sci-Twi: ".... Very well.... This is your choice and I respect it.... Just, be sure to bring back souvenirs for me, for science? (Squees)...."
• Sunset scoffed amusingly.
• Sunset: "Yes Twilight, I'll be sure to bring back something nice for you."
• Sci-Twi: (Backwards squee)
• Sunset: Still obsessing with Equestria's wonder, huh?
• Sci-Twi: Well it sounds just interesting. A land of a fantasy setting seems pretty amazing.
• Sunset: It is. But, I'd better tell the other Twilight I'm coming, in case your own portal isn't de-bugged.
• Dog Spike: Oh, she's a wiz at it. She made me a robot dog friend once.... It can be very Uncanny Valley, though.
• Sunset proceeds to bring out the journal and starts writing on it.

The Stranger's Lair.

• ???: ".... My beloved idol, she's coming to another dimension, and one so near! Yes, yes, YES?! I, must, COME TO HER?! AND MAKE HER MY WIFE FOR LIFE?!...... But wait..... I HAVE TO GET OUT OF THIS SHITTY TRAP FIRST?!"
• Fly Creature: "If I may, my lord.... Why not use, them? (Opens up a portal back to surface world Pharagu, this time showing that the HA are seen on the planet using the garbage as practice dummies).... It appears their simulation center has been, compromised by a virus from a prankster, thus they came to use expendable trash as training implements."
• ???: ".... Yes..... I shall make them break the seal that entraps me here and allow me a chance to be free?! Now, how am I to encourage these simpletons to do so?"
• Fly Creature: "Might I recommend manipulating the stupidest one of their group? (Shows a portal of Radcliff Hawkens), Or the most reckless? (Then shows Xandy). Or one who is both? (Shows Hudson Turbo)"
• ???: "Hmm, how about.... All, of the, above? (Waves his staff around)."

The HA's location.

• Zosimo: "I can't believe that little Jokedon managed to upload a virus on the Hive?! He really ruined our base!"
• Tyberious Jr.: "And as a result, we're forced to train, with GARBAGE?!"
• Stephenie: "Come now, it's how Jokedons express their feelings for you. And often it's meant to show love and appresiation."
• Hawkens: "Well dang kid had a funny way to show it."
• Magnum: "Let's worry less about the misguided child and worry more about our training."
• Samantha: "Plus, it is also an oppertunity to investigate the Pharaguian temiors that always been concerning people. With that, we shall-"
• ???: "Please, leave."
• An elderly Ract came up.
• Old Ract: "You must leave! He, has sensed you! He wants his freedom?!"
• Nanobyte: "..... Say, oldster, did you, forget to take your pills this morning?"
• Old Ract: "BEWARE OF THE FALLEN ONE?! (Runs off) BEWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE?!"
• Clifton: "..... What pissed in his crunch berries?"
• Miami: "Oh, that's just Stinkscale. He's an old hermit who believes in the old legend about some Rainbow Fleeming that has the power of countless dimentions, it's an old silly myth...."
• Zosimo: "..... You say that, and yet, the Lamistan Stargate exists?"
• Miami: "..... Meaning?"
• Magnum: "You should not underestimate myths and legends, even if they sound.... Odd."
• Xandy, Hudson and Hawkens began hearing a small voice.
• ???: "Coooome..... Cooooooooooooooooooooooooooome."
• The trio walked off while the rest of the group engage with the discussion, and eventually reached a canyon where an anichent Yateronian ritual sight was seen, the trio got down.....
• ???: ".... Destroy the pillers, and free me."
• The trio suddenly got hypnotized.
• Trio: "Destroy the Pillers. (Xandy, Hawkens, and Hudson each destroyed the pillers)......."
• ???: "..... (Laughs wickedly!)"
• The planet began to tremor once more as everyone felt it!
• The trio were snapped out of their stuper!
• Xandy: "WHAT THE?!"
• Hudson: "Xandy, I think we did something bad?!"
• Hawkens: "WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CLUE, YA IDJIT?!"
• The seal began to glow as it turned into a giant temple enterence like hole....
• Swarms of the Fly Creatures flew out of the temple grounds, shocking the trio!
• Xandy: "OH F***?!"
• Hudson: "WE DID A VERY BAD THING?!"
• Hawkens: "OH, AS IF SWARMS OF INSECTIODS FLYING FROM A HOLE IN THE GROUND FROM SOMETHING THAT WAS MEANT TO KEEP THEM AT BAY WERE SUPPOSE TO BE A GOOD THING?!"
• Wicked laughter was heard, as a long figure flew with the Fly Creatures, and flew away!
• Hawkens: "...... If those things ended up causing trouble, nobody, say, ANYTHING?!"
• Zosimo's voice: "XANDY, HAWKENS, HUDSON, WHAT IN TARNATION DID YOU MORONS DO?!"
• Hawkens: "..... Keep, your yaps, SHUT?!"
• Stinkscale pounced onto Hawkens and started smacking him!
• Stinkscale: "YOU MANIACS?! YOU DOOMED ALL DIMENTIONS TO HIS RIGHTIOUS FURY?! LORD MILLAPEDE HAS RISEN AGAIN?!"
• Hawkens: "OW, OW, STOP, HITTING, OW, ME?!"
• Stinckscale: "WE'RE DOOMED?! DOOMED?! NO ONE WILL BE SAFE FROM HIS CONQUEST?!"
• Xandy: "(Pays attention to the swarm)..... (Sees the Dynasty landing)...... THAT SWARM'S HEADING TO THE DYNASTY CRUSER?!"
• Hudson started to freak out.
• Hudson: "(Panicy) What just happened man, what just happened?!"
• Hawkens was getting his butt handed to him by Stinkscale!
• Xandy: "...... Guess it's up to me. (Brings up a communitor) WARSON, IT'S AN EMERGENY?! GET THE DYNASTY OUT OF HERE NOW?!"
• Warson's voice: "Miss Xandra? Why so? We're here to attend with the Skep Ambassitor's needs and- (Buzzing was heard) Wait what in the, what are these creatures, I-"
• The communication went blank, as a magic engery engulfed where the cruser was, as the cruser was turned into a giant shoe!
• Zosimo's voice: "....... PLEASE TELL ME THAT THE GREATEST SHIP OF THE USRA'S LEGACY, DID NOT, JUST TURNED, INTO A GIANT SHOE?!"
• The Laughter got louder as the swarm flew into an interdimentional portal and vanished with it!......
• Xandy: "....... HOLY CRAP?!"

Dynasty's Location.

• The Grand Councilers were seen turned into various crazy things, Warson's head having turned into his own staff, Calixito into a giant mustache, Rishon into Kermit the frog, Jarvis into a kitten, Inigo being a chicken, Bayo a goat, Lotus into a flower, Naeem being a parekeet, Taleen having giant ears, Galeno looking like Timon, Oswin looking like a disney chipmonk, and Jling Sling looking like this.
• The HA arrived and saw the Grand Councilers in their state...... They all broke into laughter!
• Jling Sling: "..... YOU IDIOTS KNOW BETTER THAN THAT!!"
• The Laughter stopped.....
• Warson: "Heroes Act..... Care to explain, WHAT IN THE GLORIES JUST HAPPENED?!"
• Zosimo: "..... Ya'll may, wanna sit down for this, Grand Councilers."

Meanwhile, in the Crystal Empire.

• Twilight: (She was heading for in the city reading Sunset's journal) It's the 5th Anniversary since being reformed and Sunset decides to stay here for 2 months.
• Spike: "Sounds like somepony's homesick."
• Twilight: Might be. Holidays would be a good time to come back home.... Gotta ask, since she and Starlight were siblings, what exactly will her father react when he finds out she lives in another dimension?
• Spike: "Well it largely depends that if Starlight's canon dad is THE dad, Twilight. We don't exactly know the spefifics of which was in a prior relationship."
• Twilight: Well we'll find out soon enough. For now, let's focus on the task at hoof. Afterwords, we'll be ready for a time we'll soon never forget.
• Music was heard as the Title of the Episode appeared from a dimentional portal.

MLP Equestria Girls - Rainbow Rocks - "My Past is Not Today" Music Video

This song was heard in a title sequince represented by a Sunset concert.

• Sci-Twi: (Was sobbing along with Dog Spike)... (Sobers up) Sunset? You ready to try out my portal?
• Sunset: "Yes. Thought I give a going away concert before I set off. Wouldn't wanna leave my fans starving for music while on vacation."
• Sci-Twi and Sunset walked off.

Sci-Twi's lab.

• The Human Mane 6 were seen looking around, Human Pinkie fooling around with some formulas.
• Human Pinkie: "Look at me, guys! I am mad sciencetist! I'm'so cooool!"
• Sci-Twi: "(She and Sunset came in) PINKIE, NO?!"
• BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
• Human Pinkie suddenly has an afro that conducts electrisity.
• Sci-Twi: "..... And there, goes my reshurch on making hair conduct electrisity."
• Human Rarity: "Is that why Pinkie suddenly looked like she jumped out of the 70s?"
• Human Applejack: "I think that's just Pinkie being Pinkie."
• Sunset: "What're you guys doing here?"
• Human Rainbow Dash: "Just makin' sure ya don't plan on leaving without saying good bye to us at the least, Sunny."
• Sunset: (Laughs) Of course you did.
• Human Rarity: "As well as you give you some things to remember us by while your at your home dimention. (Human Rarity brought out a crud load of stuff, mainly fastion attire.)"
• Sunset: "..... You, do realise that those clothes won't fit me when I become a pony again, right? In fact, human clothes seem to just vanish when you go into that dimention."
• Human Rarity: ".... Oh. My mistake."
• Human Rainbow Dash: "But soccerballs are good, right? (Holds one up)."
• Human Pinkie: "And cupcakes?! (Holds ten trays of cupcakes up!)"
• Human Applejack: "And some of Granny's good ol' fashion home cooking? (Brings up some apple-based pasteries?)
• Human Fluttershy: "And uh, maybe a little friend to keep you company? (Shows a little mouse)."
• Sunset: "Well thankfully, so far it's only clothes that seem to go missing when crossing into that dimention. Though it's odd that when I'm in pony form, I didn't initionaly had clothes, and yet when I showed up here, here I am in this getup."
• Human Rarity: "I guess you were lucky that interdiemtnional engery had a sense of decentcy. Otherwise, I abhor the awkwordness of what would've been if you and the other Twilight came here NAKED?!"
• Sci-Twi: "I do admit that I'm still reshurching on how that even works, actselly. Cause theroreticly, if it not were that conwinidental granting of clothes, by all counts, both Sunset and the other me would've DIFFENTLY end up showing up naked."
• Sunset: "Speaking of that, you seem very confident about how this place and Equestria are in seperate dimentions."
• Sci-Twi: "Well, I had figured that since you and the other Twilight turn into our kind at all and back into ponies when in Equestria, and that there is also the impossable fact that there's two versons of people we know here, it's evidented that Equestria exists in a dimention seperate from our world. Heck, otherwise, if our worlds existed in the same place, you and other Twilight should've still been ponies. And just imagine the media circus two tiny colored unicorns would've been."
• Sunset: "Tch'yeah. And I have enough of that as a human already. Having that as a pony, would've been, WAAAAAY much."
• Dog Spike: "Yet nobody realises that you have a talking dog here?"
• Sci-Twi: "(Rolls her eyes bemused).... I'll go see if the portal's ready."
• Sunset: You do that. My head's already spinning.
• Human Rainbow Dash: All our heads are.
• Human Fluttershy: So, um, you going to need the Geode of Empathy in Equestria?
• Sunset: Funny you should ask. No. I learned how to do that as a unicorn. All your geodes seem to give you abilities your counterparts in Equestria can do.
• Human Rainbow Dash: I have super speed in Equestria?
• Human Applejack: I have super strength there?
• Human Fluttershy: I can talk to animals there?
• Human Rarity: I can conjure shields of light there?
• Human Pinkie: I CAN EXPLODE WITH GLITTER?!?
• Sunset: Yes, yes, yes, potentially, and with Equestria's Pinkie, there doesn't seem to be ANY limit to what that pony can do.
• Human Applejack: So, just like our Pinkie?
• Sunset: I think your Pinkie pales in comparison to Equestria's because of the magic there.
• Sci-Twi: You left me out.
• Sunset: You never asked, and your ability is a first-learn to unicorns. We need telekinesis to compensate for our lack of opposable thumbs.
• Human Applejack: Hmm. What about normal ponies? How do we pick up stuff?
• Human Rainbow Dash: Or pegasi?
• Sunset: Pegasi have developed their wings like makeshift hands, and Earth ponies... Well... Usually they only have their mouths.
• Human Rarity: Ugh, how unsanitary.
• Sunset: It's Earth ponies, what're ya gonna do? Though admitingly, sometimes we ARE able to hold things with hooves, but it takes ALOT of dexterity to hold things that don't have flat surfaces or can balence perfectly on the hoof bottom.
• Human Rarity: "So basicly using hooves like hands requires dexterity? Well the time it would take to do it correctly is a worthwhile cost to NOT using your mouth to touch germ-filled objects."
• Human Rainbow Dash: "Relax, based on what Sunset said, you pretty much turn into a unicorn, it's really Pinkie and Applejack that got the short sticks."
• Human Rarity: "Well keep in mind that magic is not something commonplace here. I would initionally have to physically touch things until I can utilise it right. The same might be said about wings, which let's be honest, would be the equilent of having an extra set of limbs to the usual four."
• Human Applejack: "I think we're getting off-topic here."
• Sunset: Well we gotta wait for the portal getting ready somehow.
• Human Pinkie: ".... (Brings up a pillow) PILLOW FIGHT?!"
• Human Rarity: "Isn't that more of a slumber party thi- (Gets hit with a pillow)..... Oh, it is, ON?!" (They pillow fought as Rainbow Dash creamed them)
• Human Rainbow Dash: YOU PILLOW FIGHT LIKE A BUNCH'A LITTLE GIRLS!!!
• Human Pinkie: WE ARE A BUNCH OF LITTLE GIRLS... Wait, not little, just, oh, you know what I mean.
• The lot began to fight with pillows as feathers flew everywhere!
• Dog Spike: OH MY DOG, THESE PILLOWS ARE FILLED WITH BABY BIRDS!!!!
• Human Fluttershy: No, they're just filled with feathers.
• Dog Spike: WHY?! AREN'T THERE OTHER COMFORTABLE MATERIALS?! WHAT IS IT WITH HUMANS ALWAYS TAKING THINGS FROM ANIMALS?! OUR HAIR, FEATHERS, FUR, SKIN, EVEN OUR FLESH?! IS IT ANY WONDER WHY THERE'S SO MANY TALKING ANIMAL MOVIES WHERE THEY FIGHT AGAINST HUMANS?!"
• Human Rainbow Dash: "Chillax, Spike, these feathers could've molted off on their own anyway."
• Sci-Twi: "(Comes back) Okay everyone, the machine is read- (Saw the mess).... Dyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. (Sighs), And my cleaner drone took a fine time to be on the frits too."
• Sunset: "You mean the one you entered in that one science fair?"
• Sci-Twi: "Well, I'm still, working out the bugs in it."
• Human Pinkie: "Just get some bugspray. Helps out my parents all the time."
• Human Rarity: "I don't think she means PHYSICAL bugs, Pinkie. It's a sort've tecno-jargon in meaning that something is not doing what it's suppose to do."
• Human Pinkie: "Ohhhhh..... Then maybe, Techno-Bug Srpray?"
• Human Rainbow Dash: "(Facepalms) Oy."
• Sunset: ".... Pinkie Pie, your, a heck of alotta something."
• Human Pinkie: I am?
• Sunset: "..... Maybe, I should just leave now before it gets anymore awkword. Can you girls watch my place and my geode while I'm gone?" (Takes off her geode pendant and hands it to them)
• Human Pinkie: For 2 months? Easy-peasy-Taco-Tuesday.
• Human Applejack: Well with my geode giving me endurance by some technicality, I can handle 2 months of housesitting.
• Sci-Twi: Wish we could come with you.
• Sunset: Maybe someday. But now, I've got a Hearth's Warming to go to.
• Human Rarity: Is THAT Christmas in Equestria?
• Sunset: Yeeeeah...... Lates. (Jumps in)
• Human Pinkie:... (Cries waterfalls of tears) I MISS HER ALREADY!!! (Suddenly a familiar pair of scissors tore open a portal in front of her as she jumped on Human Rainbow Dash Scooby-Doo style as out came two characters that were off-camera)
• ???: Ugh! Seriously, why'd we have to go to a brony dimension?
• ??? #2: What's a 'brony'? Are they like Pony Head's people?
• ??? #1: (They were revealed as Star Butterfly and Marco Diaz as colored humans) I'll tell you later, Star.
• Human Rainbow Dash: Hey, you two are from one of those Disney XD shows.
• Marco: Disney? We're marketed by Disney? Uh, I mean, guys, we got reading that something of interdimensional origin was watching you. You guys could be in HUUUUGE trouble.

Meanwhile...

• Sunset: (Her body swirls in the dimensional vortex) UGGGGH, THIS PART IS ALWAYS SO NAAUUSEATIIIIIING!!!!

Big Flash!

• Sunset's vision was blurry as what looks like the christail empire's roof was seen, as a familier concerned Lavendor Unicorn was seen looking concerned.....
• Blurred voice: "Sunset, Sunset, are you (Voice gets clearer) Okay? Sunset?"
• Twilight has entered compelte view......
• Sunset was seen as a pony again......
• Sunset: "..... Wow, what a trip."
• Twilight sighed with relief.
• Twilight: "That dimentional portal never gets easier, does it Sunset?"
• Sunset: "I know, right? Been ONE heck of a long time.... Minus that one time awhile back."
• Twilight: "I trust you're here to stay for Thanksgiving and the holidays?"
• Sunset: "I won't lie, Twi. I, kinda miss being in Equestria. I mean, I enjoy that human world, but.... It's like that even after what goes on there, it's like people still doubt magic is a thing now."
• Twilight: They're humans. Suspension of disbelief is severely lacking to them, what're you gonna do?
• Sunset: (Gets up with wobbly legs)... So... Why'd you move the mirror to the Crystal Empire? Wasn't it in your castle last I checked?
• Twilight: "It was taken back here for cleaning."
• Sunset: "..... This mirror gets clean?"
• Twilight: "Yes. And the royal reflection keeper kept insisting that the mirror HAS to come back to the empire when it's time to clean it, so.... It's burdensome like that."
• Sunset: "..... Yikes. Though, how does she clean the thing without accsidenly ending up in Human Equestrian?"
• Twilight: "She does it when the portal isn't active. But that's irrelivent. Fortunately, Cadence had offered to have us a royal chariot back to Ponyville so I don't have to spend money on a trainride back."
• Sunset: "Well that's nice of her."
• Twilight: "Yeah, I know, we're tight like that."

In a royal chariot.

• Sunset: "(While seeing the view).... So, Twilight, what has happened in Equestria while I was in the Human World? Cause sometime after you wrote in that you were having a friendship festaval, ya kinda went dark."
• Twilight:... Well, turns out, the entire WORLD needs help from the magic of friendship. We were attacked by a Panan Satyr despot calling himself the Storm King.... (Sighs) I don't like to talk about it because the help I was looking for turned up a dud. Me and my friends went to the hippogriff colony of Mount Aris....

Later...

• Sunset:... Wow. Heavy. No wonder you feel awful talking about it.
• Twilight: ".... But alot of good things came from that event..... It inspired me to open up a School of Friendship, (Sunset was about to speak) And I know, it sounds like something Sesime Street would cough up, I know, I got that ALOT from people, so don't bother. Anyway, from that school, I came to start inspiring students from several races to help make Equestria and the world a better place when the Cuite Map expanded to those places. Apart from, some problems with the E.E.A., my School became a phenoninom."
• Sunset: "Wow. You GOT, to show me that school!"
• Twilight: "In due time. Let's spend some time first. The Lougers are visiting, they're taking a break after Shen helped Celestia capture some weird cult that worship some kind of forbidden creature that the High Council HEAVILY censors for some reason."
• Sunset: "Yikes. A darkspawn cult in Equestria?"
• Twilight: "Actselly, Celestia told me that it was a force that even Darkspawn would fear. She, didn't wanted to go into further details. When I tried to ask more, she basicly pulled a Novo on me and snapped at me... She apologies there after and nearly cried in a sadness fit till Luna calm her down. Then, Luna firmly insisted that it is best we don't know. And then that was followed by Icky being ass and calling it out as a "High Council Conspiracy"."
• Sunset: "Well, based on Celestia's reaction, it sounded serious. I think for their sakes, it's for the best to just, ignor it."
• Twilight: "Yeah, even Shifu, Shoothsayer, Merlin and Pang Bing all agreed to that. In fact, it was they that stopped that cult on their own. They said the cave was filled with "Forbidden Depictions" that frighten people worse then even Segrego's backstory. And given that I have students that handled THAT just fine, that's saying alot. Maybe it is best to just forget about it. In fact, those four, had the entire cave obliterated into nothing! I know a great dinner that the Lougers are going to."
• Sunset: "Heck yeah! I get to meet them again since, litterally the time Clare messed with reality with Tyranny's stone."
• Twilight: "And I'm sure they'll be thrilled to see you again too."
• Sunset: "I'm espeically looking forword to see Starlight again. (Giggles), I still remember the wacky hijinks Glimmy got herself into. Espeically the brainwash thing. That is DIFFENTLY like how you used that Love it Need it Spell on the town!"
• Twilight: "Ugh, sometimes I regret asking Spike to catch you up to speed to things prior to our first encounter. That is still something I wouldn't be, quick to reference."
• Sunset: Eh, given how you and Novo screwed each other over, can't say I blame you. I wouldn't forgive myself if I yelled that I didn't need friends either. The Memory Stone and Wallflower was enough. (They flew off)

Equestrian Diner

• Sunset: (Coughs out some Meat-Lover's pizza) AHK!!!
• Twilight: You're a pony again, Sun. You can't eat meat.
• Sunset: (Almost vomits and shivers) Right. Pizza was just such an addictive food in the other dimension. It's so strange to be a pony again after so many years of being a human.
• Icky: No kidding. Losing your lunch to a human diet of meat, which ponies can't normally eat, which by the way is a REALLY lucky shot that your dietary tolerence also changed when you are in that place, I can see you're a little tense.
• Sunset: I know. It's like being a pony again is alien.
• Thunderclap: Ironic since you were actually born a pony and yet being a Hue-Main for a while left you out of practice.
• Trixie: It's 'human', Thunderclap, but good observation otherwise.
• Twilight: So, uh, Sunset? Is there anything interesting going on in Human Equestria?
• Sunset: Well, not much. We've had three sirens trying to wipe people's minds, a competitive rival school that nearly caused the universe to be torn apart, a nature witch born from Alicorn God magic, a rogue former gofer using a magic mirror for greedy purposes, a very ignored girl who used a magic stone to wipe away my social life, and a social media tycooness that was warping reality with her enchanted iPhone.
• Icky: If Juny was here, you'd have to repeat that old 'no offense' joke.
• Sunset: Just makes me want to find out how magic is always leaking into that dimension. We don't want to see who else ends up abusing Equestrian magic.
• Applejack: You said it. That place is so unused to magic they'll do whatever the Tart they want with it.
• Lord Shen: Though, I must ask, are you feeling alright? You look like you're not very happy.
• Sunset: Is it that obvious?
• Lord Shen: We would have to be blind, physically and/or to reality, to NOT notice the signs. You seem to show joy in being back here.
• Sunset:... (Sighs) Alright, I'll be blatantly honest here. After studying magic in Equestria, travelling to another dimension, making friends and beating countless threats, I kinda need more than intermural sports and a life in a modern human setting lacking much magic.
• Twilight: Have you talked to the others about it?
• Sunset: Sort of. But I don't want them to think I don't support them, or want the best of their lives to be enchanting and all that. It just makes me wonder if there's... More for me back here.
• Sandy:... Okay, I see what's happening here. You're feelin' a little homesick. That's okay, we all go through that. I sure did, but that was 18 years ago.
• Sunset: It's not just that. I feel... I feel as if both our worlds aren't getting much excitement from each other.
• Icky: "You kidding? That was a world that was plauged by Demon Avatars, Exiled Pop Star Sirens, Dimentional Riffs, Nature Wirches, second-personalitied Hollywood divas, a girl who's actually too pretty to EVER be unnoticeable enough to abuse an amnesiaical stone, AND a social diva with a magic iPhone, and yet, that was BORING to you?! Wow, have we gone nilist or what?!"
• Sunset: Not what I mean! I meant, I've got a lot in my life there, but being a celebrity, singer, and so on seems... Boring, and... Less magical at this point.
• Twilight: Well, there IS a lotta magic here. Heck, there's magic there now, too!
• Sunset: Yeah, but I don't understand it! And even if I did, the people of that dimension are so sensitive to power as strong as our magic. Everyone we dealt with were obvious examples. They won't believe in it like we do, and they'll take a greedy influence from it. Humans are just too curious and/or too self-serving to even comprehend the magic of this world, let alone understand the proper rules.
• Mad Hatter: "Well pardon humanity if the majority aren't so well-versed in the extraordinary!"
• Tulio: Hate to say it, but yeah, I'm with Tea-For-Brains for once! Ya can't exactly blame us. Humans on many worlds are so isolated from things they'd normally find fictional, they can't help it. Suspension of disbelief is not a basic necessity to them as it is to us. You just give a monkey a bomb, and it'll wreck very big ass.
• Twilight: Oh, it doesn't matter at the moment. As long as the portal is open, you can make your choice.
• Sunset:... (Sighs)... If only it was THAT easy! I wanna fulfill the lives of both our worlds in a way that doesn't seem destructive at first. If I try to make peace between these worlds, what to say that another threat there won't be curious to the point of greed? As a celebrity, singer, and hero in that dimension, I feel I need to do more than I really am now. I AM homesick, but I don't wanna leave my friends in that dimension behind. I cannot even begin to express how much I miss the magical qualities of this place.
• Starlight: Well, isn't trying to enchant others' lives with Equestrian magic enough, and isn't a world with a setting of limitations a good challenge? You've got a love interest there as well. Isn't that enough?
• Sunset: I don't know as of now. I... I feel I need to think things through. Thank you for your lunch. (She left)
• Sam:... I think Sunset might be having a quarter-life crisis.
• Mr. Whiskers: A what?
• Sam: It's a period you go through in your 20s and/or 30s where you start questioning or doubting how you want to live your life. Usually happens through stress, or from becoming an adult.
• Max: "Uhhhh......."
• Icky: "It's like a mid-life crisis without being old."
• Max: "(Suddenly in sofisicated garb) Ah, yes, quite right."
• Sunset giggled.
• Sunset: "Are you guys always this random?"
• Icky: "Try spending a whole episode with us, and THEN ask that question."
• Sunset: Touché.
• Sandy: Hey, you'll come around. I bet mah tail on it.
• Sunset: Didn't it get bitten off by some giant worm?
• Sandy: AND got it fixed by an eccentric Draconequus runnin' a chaotic amusement park.
• Sunset: "..... I am getting the feeling you people lead, interesting lives."
• Icky: "No kidding. Espeically after how we busted a freaking cult centered around some "Banned Drawings" of something that-"
• Spongebob: "(Grabs Icky's Beak) Was made perfectly clear by Shifu, Soothsayer, Merlin and Pang Bing, that they don't want us TALKING about it, Icky!"
• Icky: "(Muffled) Okay okay, I get it, I get it!"
• Sunset: "Well, if they don't want that to be talked about, then let's change the subject. Twilight talked about having a Friendship School up."
• Sandy: "Sunny, ya would NOT even believe HALF of the crazy things we went through."
• Spongebob: "In fact, I remember this one time-"
• Sunset: FOR CELESTIA'S SAKE, I JUST WANT TO GO TO THE DAMN SCHOOL AND FORGET ABOUT YOUR ENDLESS ADVENTURES!!!...... Sorry. No idea where that came from.
• Lightning Dust: ".... Yikes Lady. Just yikes. It's like you were pocessed by something for a brief moment by a force that wants you to move along."
• Twilight: "Well, that being said, let's get going."
• The gang took a move on, as the group were secretly watched by the figure inside a dimentional stream.
• ???: "Now THAT'S how you get a plot moving!"

School of Friendship

• Sunset:...... Interesting architecture.
• Twilight: Yeah. Of course Rarity decided much of it. The students should be out and about to meet. (Bubbles appeared in the pond and one of them was heart-shaped)......
• Sunset: What's going on down the- (Sandbar surfaces with a gasp of air and Shore along with him) WHOA!!
• Sandbar: I SWEAR IT WASN'T SEX..... Oh. Hey, Princess Twilight.... Who's your friend?
• Twilight: Sunset Shimmer. She's Starlight's sister.
• Shore:... Don't see much resemblance.
• Twilight: "Well, sisters by extention that they both had parents who were devorced."
• Shore: "Well that's one heck of an extention. Cause how exactly does that work?"
• Sandbar: "I think we may want to take it easy on the questions and just trust their word on it."
• Sunset:... Is she one of these 'seaponies'?
• Twilight: Yeah, but a true one. Novo's niece is here too.
• ???: CLYDE!!!!
• (Clyde): HEY COME ON, I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WENT ON IN THERE!!!!
• (Gaster): THAT DOESN'T EXCUSE THE FACT YOU DARED ME TO GO IN THERE FOR A LOST DRAGON HOARDE?!!
• (Clyde): WELL IT'S NOT HELPING IF YOU KEEP ACCUSING ME OF THIS GARBAGE!!! WHAT KIND OF FRIENDSHIP STUDENT ARE YOU?!
• (Gaster): "I'M A WORK IN PROGRESS TOO IF YA HADN'T NOTICE, GENIUS?!"
• (Clyde): "AND MAN, DOES IT FUCKING SHOW?!"
• Wallflower: Ugh, ignore them, your highness. Gaster's just being a jerk to vent out a bad day. You know how he gets.
• Twilight: Thanks, Wallflower.
• Sunset: WALLFLOWER?!?
• Wallflower:... Um... Yes?
• Sunset: "..... I, didn't think there would be a pony verson of her here."
• Wallflower: "Uhhhhh, ooooo-kaaaaaaaaaaay?"
• Twilight: "Uh, Mind Sunset, Wallflower, let's just say, she's visiting from a, complicated place."
• Wallflower: "Okay. I'll take your word for it."
• Gallus was heard screaming!
• Gallus was seen struggling with the Trilobite from prometheus!
• Gallus: "DANG IT BUZZORD, THE "DEAD" ALIEN YOU BROUGHT FOR THE CLASS TO DISECT, IS ALIVE?!"
• Buzzord showed up.
• Buzzord: "WELL IT LOOKED DEAD WHEN I FOUND IT IN THAT ANICENT ALIEN SHIP IN THE FOX UNIVERSE?!"
• Twilight: "(Facepalms) Ughhhh, not this again."
• Sunset: "THIS HAPPENED BEFORE?!"
• Lord Shen: "100 times as a matter of fact. He ALWAYS ends up bringing a "Dead" Alien for the class to disect, only for the bloodly thing to turn out alive!"
• Rarity: "Moments like that make you wish Capper was quicker to bring him those extra assistents."
• Starlight appeared.
• Starlight: "Don't worry, I got this..... Again. (Teleports the Trilobite away just when it was about to overwealm Gallus)...... Okay, Professor Buzzord, for now on, you'll have to start for asking for our permission if you want to disect would-be dead aliens, because, this is getting rediculious now."
• Buzzord: "My sincerest apologies, my in-progress vitals detecter in which I used to see if something is dead or alive still has some kinks to work out."
• Sunset: "..... I'd, figured you wouldn't be the type of pony to hire nutty professors, Twilight."
• Twilight: "Well, he's kinda here by request of a friend of ours from a troubled town that was gonna exile him for.... Pretty much alot of crazy things that tend to happen around him."
• Sunset: "..... Wow..... I'm surprise the school didn't blew up at this point."
• Pinkie: "Tecnecally the school already did once when he was tampering with the Boiler in the boiler room in trying to make it be powered by magma. Thank goodness it happened on a weekend."
• Sunset: "...... Is it REALLY any wonder WHY his hometown wanted him out?"
• Applejack: "We know, we know. We're working on keeping the professor pre-occupied with something that DOESN'T involve fixing what ain't broke when the weekends come around."
• Icky: Well that's what happens this time of year. Heightened in the 3 final months of the year. It's stressful to keep your sanity then. Why? I'll tell you... In song.

Holiday Clusterf**k Music Video - Nostalgia Critic

• Sunset:... Was that really necessary?
• Icky: I WAS WAITING FOR 9 YEARS TO SING IT!!! 9 YEARS I SAYS!!! GIMME A BREAK!!! Point is, the final holidays of the year are ALWAYS the biggest headaches!
• Twilight: "Moving on. Let's give you a tour around the school, Sunset."

Inside School

• Silverstream: Hey Twilight! How was the trip to the Crystal Empire?
• Twilight: Well it went very well all things considered. Meet Sunset Shimmer, Starlight's sister.
• Sunset: You're Queen Novo's niece, huh?
• Silverstream: Yeah, and YOU'RE Starlight's sister? Don't see a resemblance.
• Yona: Yeah, feels like they're only related by fanon.
• Icky: That's because they are.
• Yona: I know, that was rhetorical!
• Icky:... Did you just get so smart you can break the fourth wall? Uncle Yakbrains must be so proud.
• Yona: "Well, the "Forth Wall" thing was something we gotten from you guys since you like to talk about it alot, and I do mean ALOT!"
• Lord Shen: ".... Well, it's true what they say, children CAN be impressionable. For better or for worse, we do have that kind of effect on children."
• Ocellus: "It's a pleasure to meet you, Miss Sunset. Twilight told us alot about you. I mostly prefered the later stories about you when you became nicer."
• Icky: "So did the bronies."
• Clyde's voice: "Gees louise, Gaster, take a chill pill, will ya?!"
• Clyde and Gaster were seen arguing!
• Clyde: "How was I suppose to know that same cave where a lost dragon's horde was kept was crawling with freaky drawings that scared the crap out of you, I mean, it couldn't be THAT bad in there, right?!"
• Gaster: "YA DON'T UNDERSTAND, JACKASS?! Those drawings, they, they were looking at me, like, the things they were based on were actselly there! I, I kept getting visions of what looks like another plain of existence, being grabbed by a giant cosmic hand, and, the thing ate it?! I was getting ear-raped by voices that were asking me those same questions on "If I was worthy" or not, and that they knew who I was?! Then next thing I knew, this old Impure Hippogriff dude and a gang of cultist misfits pounced on me and wanted to subugate me into some freaky ritual about becoming an Avatar for a name I can't even pronounce without sounding stupid?! I, I cried when they were chanting it repeatedly?! I passed out and woke up to some of the stronger lougers having kicked their asses. BUT I'M STILL HAUNTED BY THAT IMAGERY?!"
• Sunset: "(Quietly) I take it these two were why the Lougers were here?"
• Twilight: "(Quietly) Yes. And Barktrot seems very insistent that Gaster sees her right away."
• Clyde: "Yikes. Dude, I, I kinda figure you'd be tougher then that to let a few freaky cave drawings get ya like that. (Pang Bing levitates Clyde forcefully) WHOA WHOA WHOA?!"
• Pang Bing: "YOU CLEARLY DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE HORRORS THAT GASTER WENT THROUGH?! (CLYDE WAS FREAKED OUT!)..... (Sighs)..... And personally, it is mostly for the best that it remains that way. For your sake. Like how it'll be good for Gaster to see Barktrot. She likely aims to use a memory cleanseing spell, so he would have his memories wipe of this knowledge..... But just to be safe, it would do good to wipe your memory of this insodent as well, so you don't end up becoming stupidly curious of something best left unknown!"
• Clyde: "Why?! I didn't see these freaky drawings that left Gaster crying like a baby?!"
• Pang Bing: "It is for the sake of your own good?!"
• Clyde: "Awww, thanks alot Gasty! Now I'm basicly gonna be brainwashed to forget something!"
• Sunset: "Isn't that, abit intense?"
• Shifu: "Don't worry. Celestia requested Barktrot to do this herself. Just know that this cult were in a very taboo practice, and that the High Council strongly insists that any evidence of this cult are kept under-wraps and that the cult members are dealt with quietly with no public attention."
• Icky: "Yeah, Sunny, the rest of us are confused about this too, but, they insist that we don't just think about it. Just assume that if the High Council are this hyperactive about this mess that it must be bad, and ergo, best left forgotten."
• Pang Bing: "(Flouted to Gaster while still maintaining Clyde) Now come, young Gaster. Barktrot is waiting. (Pang Bing began to eschourt Gaster and Clyde away)....."
• Smolder: ".... Well hey, thank goodness that freaky cave is nothing but rubble now, or else I would've ended up being THAT prissy about it, am I right?"
• Soothsayer: "Can we not mock a trumatised soul? You barely understand what occured with Gaster."
• Sunset:... So, is this why the EEA has issue with you?
• Twilight: HAD issue with us. They disbanded. Chancellor Neighsay tried to close this school down because he feared that the interracial students, or at the least the adults, would use our knowledge against us. But because that was an outdated mindset from the Fear Wars, The E.E.A.'s Head High Chancellor, University, decided to disband it until the damage can be fixed. Neighsay has since went rogue and so has many other members apparently. So we're struggling to keep a good reputation, otherwise we may be proving Neighsay right.
• Sunset: And given the dysfunction of the students, I can assume it's not going well?
• Twilight: Not, at, all. Clyde recently ruined an evaluation from a former EEA member with a party uprising, and let's just say, was VERY immapprobeate about it.
• Sunset: Ugh, the world really DOES need help.
• Twilight: "I know! And Clyde is actselly an off-world Wyvern! He's Sid's cousin."
• Rhabdom: (Crawling on the land with her crustacean legs) Definitely. I'm only a recent addition. I was trapped in the Caves of Harmony for 4 years and got to purify my hive, accidentally, and I got to deal with a dumb shark-seapony crime lord, who may never be able to enjoy the sea again after Queen Novo was done with him, and my now-dead granddad going crazy.
• Sunset: "Ohhh, I'm so sorry for you about that abit about your grandfather."
• Rhabdom: "Thanks, but it couldn't be help. Spiracle said he was from a primordial Changeling spieces that spawned both land and sea Changelings. He was surprised that someone LIKE my grandfather WAS even still alive at that point. Spiracle said the Proto-Changelings primarly existed to establish the Changeling race, and died out when the spieces became well established enough in being evolved out of the spieces, or, something complicated like that."
• Sunset:... Could you Changelings get any weirder?
• Rhabdom: "Try Caster and Buster, and THEN ask me that."
• Suddenly, two giant cobras appeared from nowhere and roared, to Sunset's panic, but everyone else kept calm!
• Rainbow Dash: ".... Nice try, you two."
• Giant Cobra 1 (Buster): "....... Caster, I don't think they're falling for it."
• Giant Cobra 2 (Caster): "AW ALICORNS DAMN IT?!"
• The two turned back to normal!
• Caster: "How did ya knew it was us?"
• Applejack: "Well, unless inigo and purple giant cobras are a thing now, it's always a safe bet it's just you two rodeo clowns just messin' around."
• Sunset: ".... I, just had to ask."
• Buster: "..... Hey, a new pony...... Your hair makes me think of bacon for some reason."
• Sunset: "(Deadpan) I get that alot."
• Twilight: This is Starlight's sister, Sunset Shimmer.
• Caster:... I don't see much resemblance.
• Sunset: Oh for Celestia's sake, how many more times are people going to say that?
• Twilight: Well there's so many others. I can show you the staff.
• Sunset: Well they should be less wacky than the students.
• Spike: Weeellllllll... Remember Buzzord from earlier? What we saw earlier, was NOTHING, compaired to what he does in the classroom.
• Sunset: "Oh I'm sure it can't be THAT Ba-"

Buzzord's Location

• Sunset: WHAT THE TART?!? (She saw a massive pile of debris as Buzzord came out doing something like this)

Max Rebo's Got a Gig Robot Chicken Adult Swim

• Buzzord: EHHHH, C'MON, MAN, GET IH MAH F*** OFF ME, OHH!!! (Gets out loopy and dizzy) NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! MAN, F***, MAN, I GOTTA GOOD CLASS T'NIGHT!!! HOW'M AH S'POSA GET IT DONE WIH MY AWAITED INVENGTION DEAD, MAN?! MATHAF***A MAAAN, C'MON!! (Kicks a piece of debris that exploded where it landed) AOH MAN, THE MACHINE ALL BUSTED UP, MAN!!! EVERYTHIN' DEAD, MY HARD WORK ALL DEAD, MATHAF***A MAN, I GOTTA CLASS T'NIGHT, MAAAAAN!!!
• Twilight: Oy, he's got an invention-blown concussion again.
• Buzzord: WHA DU F*** IS DAT GIRL?! GOTTA PONY WITH BACON ON'A HEAD, MAN!!!!
• Gallus: ".... Oy, first I was attacked by an alien creature, NOW THIS SHIT?! UGHHH?! THE SOONER THOSE EXTRA ASSISTENTS SHOW UP, THE FUCKING BETTER?! (Turns to see Sunset)..... Yo Sparks, what up with Bacon Hair over here?"
• Starlight: "(Shows up) Hey now, Gallus. Try to show more hospitality to my visiting sister."
• Gallus: "..... Honestly, from the looks of her, it would make more sense if she was related to that Sunburst guy then you."
• Buzzord: Ahhh, man, ihs so bluhrry, and mah head's hurtin, man. But ah GOTTA KEEP DE CLASS, MAN! I neva cancel no class for anything, man.
• Igmar: (He and Kurtle came in with takeout)... Ugh, he's got an invention-blown concussion again?! I TOLD him bringing another alien for the umpteenth time was beyond a bad idea.
• Twilight: "ANOTHER ALIEN?! You mean that giant face-hugger-eqsed creature wasn't the only one?!"
• Kurtle: "Don't worry, it was only that, and a very tall white-humaniod that the Galactic Feds refer to as "Engineers"."
• Lord Shen: "..... AS IF THE TRILOBITE ISN'T BAD ENOUGH?!"
• Applejack: "Well shucks, now we got an inexplititly psycotic race creator alien on the loose."
• Spoonful's voice: "HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP?! I'M BEING ATTACKED BY BUZZORD'S ALIEN CORPSE?!"
• Sunset:... Twilight, what kinda school are you running?!?
• Lightning: CAN WE JUST KICK ASS FIRST THEN ASK QUESTIONS LATER?!

Spoonful's Room

• Pines: BACK OFF YOU GIANT ALBINO ALIEN WAX FIGURE!!!!
• The Engineer grunted and growled as it tried to swipe at the Pines and Spoonful!
• Spoonful: "WHY MUST BUZZORD ALWAYS BRING SUCH QUESTIONABLE THINGS INTO THIS SCHOOL?! THE SOONER THOSE ADDITIONAL ASSISTENTS ARE HERE, THE BETTER THIS KIND OF NONSENSE ENDS, OR AT LEAST, REDUSED TO A RELITIVELY MORE TOLERABLE LEVEL?!"
• Electross: (Sublimated in) Which invention-blown concussion did he suffer that made him think bringing a Mala'kak here was a good idea? Mundus gubernavi are dangerous genetically proficient beings. They're among the lowest races to understand since the Grox. (The Engineer reacted horribly to the mention of the Grox and fired a blaster filled with black liquid)... Terrific, now it's mad. Does EVERY SINGLE RACE IN THE UUNIVERSES HAVE HISTORY WITH THOSE GUYS?!?
• Pines: You're the alien, so you tell us.
• Electross: "Oh ha ha, you assume that just because I'm an alien myself that means I have an idea on how alien socity works?"
• Spoonful: "ARE YOU NOT A TEACHER FOR ALIEN SOCITY IN THIS SCHOOL?!"
• Electross: ".... Eh, fair point, but that was a retorical about the grox thing. (Dodges another shot of black lidquid) YEESH?!"
• The group arrived.
• Icky: "HEY CUEBALL?! (The Engineer looked at them) GO BACK TO MAKING THE ALIEN FRANCISE MORE OVERTLY COMPLICATED THEN IT NEEDED TO?!"
• The Engineer growled and charged at the group!
• Lightning: (She bucks it in the nuts as it exclaimed in native tongue)
• Electross: AHK, SUCH LANGUAGE!!!
• Starlight teleports the defeated Engineer away.
• Electross: "..... Sparkle, for the future, I'm gonna need to ask you to keep Buzzord on a tighter leash when he wants to bring alien corpses back into the school as soon as he recovers from whatever HEAD-TRUMA he might be suffering from."
• Twilight: "Noted."
• Spoonful: "(Sighs), I know the tree of harmony has made us a more tightly-knited group, but it's obvious that Buzzord's shenanigans need to be placed on firm control. Things like this make me look forword to Buzzord's additional assistents even more!"
• Everyone: YOU AND US BOTH!!!
• Igmar: Let's go get him before he gets himself in more trouble.

Buzzord's Class

• Buzzord: I'm here, man! I made eht! I git back form egspermit, man! (Sees that a substitute teacher is here in the form of Doctor Whooves as Dr. Who music played in the background) NOOOOOOOooooo! YOU GOTTA SUBIDOOT, MAN?! THAT F****D UP, MAN! I'M THIRTY MINUTE LATE, MAN!! (To the students) You know what, y'all suck! I'm onna tell Sparkly I quit, man. (Leaves)
• Igmar: "..... Don't worry children, Buzzord doesn't mean that by virtue of the concussion. A night's sleep and he'll be back to his NORMAL questionable sanity self."
• Student 1: "But what if Twilight takes his word on it?"
• Kurtle: "Don't worry, I think the princess is capable to know that Buzzord's not himself at the moment."
• Doctor Whooves: Great Wickering Stallions, what got into him?
• Kurtle: Concussion from one of his inventions blowing up in his face. It happens. Thanks for filling in, Doctor.
• Doctor Whooves: It's no trouble. It's a good thing MY inventions don't blow up in my face.Well, at is to say, at the very least, when they do, they're not usually so, spectatular.
• Sunset: "... Ya know, if something like THAT happened in Canterlot High, a guy like Buzzord would be fired, no questions asked."
• Doctor Whooves:... Canterlot High? There's a high school in Canterlot?
• Sunset: No, I meant, ugh, never mind. Any others?
• Cozy Glow: Ooh, a new student? Good to meet you. We could always use more friends.
• Sunset:......
• Starlight: Oh, that's our school valedictorian, Cozy Glow.
• Cozy Glow: Heyllo, um... Who's she?
• Starlight: My sister, Sunset Shimmer.
• Cozy Glow:... I don't-
• Sunset: See much resemblance, yeah, I get it. And, um, I'm not a new student. Just visiting for the holidays.
• Cozy Glow: Bummer. I'd weawwy wanna get to know somepony like you.
• Sunset:... Okay now you're starting to feel suspicious. Where are you from, Cozy?
• Cozy Glow: Oh, I'm the great niece of High Chancellor University. So, does that answer your question?
• Sunset:... (She tries to touch her horn on her to use her empathy spell on her, but Cozy smacked her face!) OW?!
• Cozy Glow: WHOA WHOA, HOLD ON, LITTLE TOO CLOSE!!! What in the fluff was that?
• Sunset: "I was trying to use an empathy spell on ya so I can get answers!"
• Cozy Glow: "Ugh! CREEPO?! I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID EARLY, YA PEDO?! (Flew off angerly)!"
• Rainbow Dash: "...... Ya know Sunset, that was kinda dickish."
• Sunset: Well, she didn't have to slap me and call me a pedo!
• Icky: "Well MAYBE don't pull a Shen on her and automaticly distrust her for whatever reasons."
• Sunset: Well who wouldn't? There's something way too off about her.
• Lord Shen: "Finally, someone who AGREES WITH ME?!"
• Iago: "Yeah, a character that's only staying for three episodes, two of them on the holidays, and this one. Afterwords, she'll end up going back to Human Equestria."
• Lord Shen: "..... BLAST?! DEFEATED BY OUR SERIES' DESIRES TO MOSTLY RESPECT ESTABLISHED CANON UNLESS IT IS CONTRIDICTORY LIKE WITH THE WASHOUTS EPISODE?!"
• Sunset: "..... You guys, are mostly not at all suspitious by her?"
• Spoonful: "Well why should anyone be suspitious of a little girl? I mean yes, Cozy does suffer from occational personality shifts, from cute and sounding like she has relations to Elmer Fudd, to being abit snippy like just now with you, but we all agreed that is just her trying to figure out who she really is. The entire point of this friendship school is not being suspitious of eachother. To trust eachother. Cause honestly, suspitions, plus lack of trust and understanding, is why the world outside of Equestria and most intermediate colonies is an utter mess!"
• Sunset: ".... Well, when you put it like that..... Maybe I over-analised the situation and Cozy was just asking innocuious questions I ended up taking too seriously."
• Lord Shen: "DAMN IT?! FOREVER ALONE?! EVERYONE, THINK!!! WHAT IF SHE'S USING THAT LOGIC AGAINST US?!"
• Shifu: Shen, the subject, is OVER!
• Lord Shen:... (To himself) Ugh, your stubborn blindness really enrages me. (Openly) Fine! But don't say I didn't warn you.
• Spongebob: "..... Sorry about Shen, Sunset, he has a real bad habit of mistrusting conqinidences."
• Sunset: "Well in which case, I think I owe Cozy an apology."
• Pinkie: "Well, might not be easy since Cozy has a bad impression of you."
• Twilight: We shouldn't worry about it. After all, she's only a filly. Even with a cutie mark like hers, she'd have to be much older to have an evil intelligence of that level. Besides, it's better to give Cozy some space after she gets huffy like that. Give her some alone time to think.
• Sunset: You say so. So, as I was saying, what about the rest of the staff?

Koningin's Gym

• Koningin: "All right students. Today you shall learn the weaknesses of the Timber Wolf, via example. (Aloe managed to drag in a captured and clearly very angry Timber Wolf). Keep in mind that knocking it out will only take it down temporatly. Observed. (Koningin smacked the Timber Wolf down and it fell apart into pieces of wood!)"
• Skyceria: "Did you have to be so rough on him? The poor thing obviously doesn't want to be here!"
• The Timber Wolf reassembles as it got angerior.
• Skyceria: "And you made him angerior now."
• Koningin: "My point exactly. Timber Wolfs pocess complicated wood magic that keeps them togather. But they are very sensitive to fire, which as living wood creatures, it's a "no duh" moment as the youngin's would say. But there will be times you would not pocess it's obvious weakness. So today, you will learn how to subdue a Timber Wolf without it."
• Little Dipper: "I kinda question on why you still need to make us fight creatures when the very thing that's the reason why your here is pretty much semi-dead and turned into a tablet."
• Koningin: "Well my point still stands that not all of the world's problems are about petty bond disbutes. Sometimes, they're either dangerious threats, or the occational problematic creature, that CAN'T be talked down to. Sometimes, you would need to fight this problem. And Apocrypha or no, you all still need to reckinese this. Skyceria, you first."
• Skyceria: "No problem. My people keep Timber Wolves as pets. We talk to their inner tree and-"
• Aloe: "Keep in mind that this isn't a Peryton Kingdom Timber Wolf. It's very feral and has no prior reckitnition or understanding of Peryton methods. Also, he might be too pissed off to listen anyway, so, you kinda have to fight him."
• Skyceria: "But, that's the thing. My people don't believe in violence against other creatures."
• Koningin: ".... And I understand this. The old Koningin would be annoyed at such claims, but I changed since then. But you must understand that the world will not always respect the Peryton ways. It's espeically true to the likes of the Storm Clan, or any other known and unknown threat. By all means, you are not required to mean any malice torwords the Timber Wolf. But you must also show that you are not it's prey, and that you will not let your life be claimed in a name of a belief. There will be times when there are creatures, or even plants, that will not be so easily soothed by what Perytons are normally capable off. Sometimes self defence is very much needed."
• Skyceria:... Still, I don't know.
• Koningin: Well here's something even Miss Fluttershy struggles to learn: Sometimes hurting physically is the most appropriate way to get a creature to listen. There will be creatures who cannot listen to you and the best way to get attention and show you mean business is physically. Potamia knows this too. It's sad, but if all else fails, you must make sacrifices. However, keep in mind that other creatures will not cower at such an act and be more angry. Thus that's where you must truly fight. You know about my father Koning III, but my mother was a warrior tamer. She was the best at taming the wildest of beasts in Potamia. I remember the days she taught me how to pacify any creature.

Flashback

• (Koningin): (As an African drawing depiction was seen) My mother told me to show no weakness. By doing so, the creature stands still and cautious, preparing for your next move. Then, you simply act intimidating or assert yourself in it's eyes, but not always by speaking. Sometimes it takes behaving like an animal to get it's attention. Creatures that lack sentience don't communicate to us the same way we do to each other. Thus, by doing this, they will slowly comply. Oftentimes, it requires communicating in an animalistic way. I'll teach that some other time. A warrior tamer needs to be able to know a creature in their presence. Eye contact, full attention, focus, courage, and careful choice of action. If things turn problematic, then you must respond in two ways: fight or flight. Fight is today's subject. If a creature proves stubborn and fails to listen, you must assert physically, challenge it, and defeat it. Flight is a tactical retreat. It's not the same as cowardice. It's when you are defeated and must find honor in the defeat, leave to avoid escalating the situation, or leave, recover, and fight another day.

The depiction stopped.

• Koningin: In a land of unspecified danger and creatures, we grew to survive and thrive as prey animals that persevered by standing up against danger, understanding the environment however means necessary, and thus developed sentience. Such practices are how Potamia originated. Though this would be Spoonful's job, I shall tell you the story myself since Spoonful seems to have his own issue.

Flashback

• Another African drawing depiction was seen
• (Koningin): During the Alicorn Era, we were beings that thrived as prey animals, isolated from the dangers of the world since the time that Princess Venery destroyed the Equestrian Behemoths. Venery was our greatest goddess. But then came the Chaos Wars. The peaceful utopian days of isolation was at an end. New creatures unlike anything ever seen before started to appear. Thus Princess Venery herself arrived in her glory, and told us: "Danger can no longer be eluded. Danger is coming after you. I must go to quell my own dangers away from here. The time has come for you to stand tall. No longer will you be prey at the mercy of the predator. You will now be prey having the predator at mercy. In order to survive, you must change. Go forth, and stand. Go forth, and fight. Fight for your own safety. Make me proud". And so began the Warrior Age of Potamia. Each race had took Venery's words to heart. They survived the Chaos Wars, and by the time Venery was lost, Potamia was founded. As for our vow of independence, that's another story. The damage done during the Chaos Wars had surrounded the world with more danger than Potamia can stand. The mighty Gazelle founder of Potamia, Africa, had set out to conquer danger outside of Potamia in the Potamian Crusade. But the biggest and most historic challenge would be other sentient beings. Africa saw the power races outside of the land possessed. She could not negotiate with it, fight it, or avoid it. She did her best, and despite good deeds, she was lost and exists as the prime Great Spirit of the land.

The depiction stopped

• Koningin: Thus Potamia became a land of independence ever since. We fight, grow, survive, live, and stand tall alone. To commit an act of prey is committing an act of fate.
• Skyceria: Well, despite such a very good story, not all races are like Potamia.
• Koningin: Hence why Zecora believed a Potamian would be an appropriate teacher of self-defense and combat against danger.
• Skyceria breathed in, then out.
• Skyceria: ".... Okay, I'm gonna try. But, don't expect me to get it right on the first time."
• Aloe: "Don't worry, we'll pull you out quickly the minute the Timber Wolf gets the upper-hand."
• Skyceria:... Umm.... Hey there, boy. I... Can you calm down- (The Timber Wolf snapped and barks angrily at her) AERICOLOUS!!!!... Okay, uh...... Can you- (The wolf was freed as it attacks her as she flew out of the way) WATCH IT!!!
• Koningin: It can't understand you, nor is it in the mood to want to deal with you. It needs to know your people's talents, in a Potamian way. Fight it.
• Skyceria:... (Gulps as she just charged only for the wolf to swipe her to the ground)
• Koningin: You're a Peryton doe. Your horns are not defelupted enough, nor would they match a male's.
• Skyceria: I KNOW THAT!!! I'M NOT STUPID!!! (The wolf attacks and she just impulsively kicks it, and to her surprise it whimpers in sadness)......
• Koningin: You did it. Now go to the next step.
• The Timber Wolf cowerded away from Skyceria fearfully.
• Skyceria:... (Takes deep breath and approaches the Timber Wolf)... Calm down. I was just getting you to stand down. Please... Go rest. (The Timber Wolf did as it was told and went back in the cage)
• Koningin: Good work.
• Sunset and the others saw this....
• Sunset: "..... Ya know, the coach at Canterlot High, just makes us throw balls at each other."
• Icky: "(This video)"

That's what she said - Michael Scott

• Sunset: "..... I meant, DODGE-balls."
• Icky: "Hey Chillax, I couldn't pass up an oppertunity for a "That's what She Said" joke."
• Iago: You mean aside from the OTHER innuendoes we've heard before? Besides, did you have to say it when Sunset is a "she" herself?
• Icky: Oh, please. You guys NEVER laugh at my jokes.
• Sunset: "..... Look, point is, this gym coach seems, intense, bringing in creatures and making the students fight them."
• Mantis: "Oh don't worry, ever since the Apocrypha episode, she became WAY better. She used to have a problem about giving proper amounts of empathy to students that nearly get mauled by these things. Heck, when she started, she had students fought a LITTERAL rock python!"
• Sunset: "..... Ya know, alot of school organisations from Human Equestria, would FREAK OUT at Koningin doing things like this in any school there!"
• Tigress: "Well obviously, you're not in Human Equestria anymore."
• Sunset: "..... Fair point. But, has anyone ever given her problems about this?"
• Applejack: "Eeeyup, both Pish Posh and O'Hardknocks before him both criticised her methods, and Barktrot brought up her problems about her lack of proper empathy, along with things that spiraled into having the students to force them into a vacation to get them to clear their heads and stop arguing and a'scwabblin' like Vampire Fruit Bats over the last Apple."
• Rarity: "But try not to worry about it, Sunset. Koningin is confident enough to know what she is doing."
• Sunset: I sure hope so.
• Quartz: "(Came in) Hey Twilight! I thought you would like to know that the Pillers and the Founders of Equestria are visiting for Thanksgiving and the Holidays."
• Twilight: That's great news, Quartz.
• Sunset: AHHH! (She charges up her horn) TWILIGHT, EVERYONE, STAND BACK!
• Quartz: "AYE?!"
• Icky: "HEY WHAT THE FUCK?!"
• Twilight: "SUNSET, NO?! THAT'S JUST QUARTZ!?"
• Sunset: ".... You know this dragon? You let dragons come here?"
• Icky: "WELL HOW COME YOU DIDN'T REACTED THAT WAY TO WHEN SMOLDER WAS AROUND?!"
• Sunset realised that.....
• Sunset: ".... I..... I don't, know. I was actselly fine around Smolder, and yet I freaked out when Quartz showed up, I..... Am I out of my mind?"
• The Figure was seen again as he chuckled in inter-dimentional space.
• ???: "Nothing like messing with my waifu for a bit."
• Quartz: "..... LADY, YOU'RE CRAZY?! (Flies away) I CAN'T BELIEVE A PONY WAS GONNA HURT ME?!"
• Sunset: "WAIT, I'M SORRY, I, I DON'T KNOW WHAT GOTTEN INTO ME?!"
• Duke: "Well, now that's TWO students that think you're off your rocker now."
• Sunset: (Sighs) I didn't even get a chance to tell her I was Starlight's sister.
• Duke: Eh, she would'a used the same running gag anyway.
• Po: "Well, we may as well go check up with the Pillers and the Founders since they're here."
• Sunset:... Speaking of that, you never told me about that. Pillars? Founders of Equestria?

Later...

• Sunset: (Her jaw cartoonishly dropped upon seeing them)
• Starswirl:... Hello?
• Sunset: (She got the same joyful face Starlight had in Mirror Magic)... YOU'RE ALL STILL ALIVE?!?
• Clover:... Who's this?
• Twilight: This is Sunset Shimmer. She's Starlight's sister and has been living in that dimension you banished the Sirens to.
• Starswirl:... You mean that human dimension with Equestrian readings I made a portal to?
• Sunset: Long story. But at least you didn't say there's no resemblance to me and Starlight.
• Stygian: Why?
• Sunset: Never mind. Tell me EVERYTHING!!! Details, and go SLOWLY!!!!
• Commander Hurricane:... Oy, another eccentric fanpony. As if thousands weren't bad enough.
• Smart Cookie: Not that there's anything wrong with that, but, it ain't very hospitable.
• Mistmane: We might as well. Got nothing much to do for the moment.
• Rockhoof: "Now where to begin, is the question....."
• Sunset: "(Excitedly sits down on a chair she dragged in)."

Meanwhile...

• Zosimo: "And that's what occured, Councilers."
• Warson: ".... (Faceplams), Xandy, Hawkens, Hudson, you three SERIOUSLY freed a swarm of insectiods from a Yateron Imprisonment Ritual?!"
• Hawkens: "We couldn't help it, it was like.... We were pocessed by something!?"
• Stinkscale came in.
• Stinkscale: "You were, pocessed...... You were pocessed by Lord Millapede?!"
• Samantha: ".... Millapede? That kinda sounds like a word the Lougers' United Universes would use."
• Jling Sling: "Oh don't bother with the old ract, "Lord Millapede" is nothing but a rediculious old Pharaguian Legend."
• ???: "Is it? Is it really?"
• Rush'Amore was seen.....
• Rush'Amore: "Stinkscale came to be first and told me everything..... I can't believe you fools have ended up undoing one of the rare good things the USRA had done?!"
• Xandy: "WE WEREN'T BEING OURSELVES, IT'S LIKE, WE WERE POCESSED?!"
• Rush'Amore: "...... Well thanks to your weak minds......... He's out now."
• Zosimo: "WHO, EXACTLY, SKEP?!"
• Rush'Amore: "First of all, the correct term is SKEPTICEN! Secondly, if you are to talk to me, it's to be RESPECTFUL! Be ensured that this concern is such as much great to UIS as it is to the USRA races!"
• Zosimo: ".... Okay, fine, "Skepicen". Enlighten us. Why is it so goshdarn bad this "Millapede" guy is out now?"
• Stinkscale: "I will explain, since I can understand the history..... Because I was there."
• Hudson: "How? Racts have lifespans no longer then Thabes, mostly around 90 years at best, at the very least near 89."
• Stinkscale: "..... I, was once his preist, his speaker made immortal."
• Nanobyte: "Oh yeah, stinky? Prove it. (Stinkscale removed his jacket to reveal a tattoo of a rainbow Millapede creature) WHOA, WHOA?! NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR SHRIVELED UP OLD DUDE BOD?!"
• Naeem: "Wait, actselly.... (Takes a better look)...... It can't be..... I reckitnised that anichent insigmia, from a museum that had anichent Pharaguian relics...... Millapede, was real?"
• Stinkscale: "He is...... And he, was practically a god to Pharagu. Back before Pharagu was subugated to become a garbage planet, it once had a great figure, that was reckitnised by all of the universes."

Flashback...

• (Stinkscale): Not much is known about where he came from. But he was an orphan fostered on Pharagu. He even had magic that was beyond anything ever seen before. And he had surprising knowedge of realms still not yet fully reckitnised by our own. And he had access to those realms powers..... He was considered a god among mortals.
• Anichent Pharaguians were worshipping a very young Millapede.
• (Stinkscale): "I, was choosen, to be his representive preist, and allow people from across our universe, a chance to witness the great creation himself, and being graced with his majusty."
• Other Auuians came to be graced in the presence of Millapede.
• (Stinkscale): "His reign lasted well beyond the forgotten time of the First Cartoonian War Aftermath, passed both eras of pre and post-Kraan times, and really shined in greatness in BBCE, where he was the undisbutable ruler of all of Pharagu..... Then, came the time where it was around the earlist days of the USRA races sometime around after their rescue of th Yaterons from the Vyrans. The USRA races heard about Millapede and had, concerns in need of addressing, so, they came to ask the Great Millapede himself."
• Lord Millapede as an unseen figure: "Well, if it isn't the new age race allience representives themselves. Are you here to bask in my god-like glory as well? Well take a number, you're not the only ones and it'll be rude to the others to play preferial treatment just because you guys are bigshots."
• Yurun Representive: "We're, actselly here to ask you, some questions."
• Lord Millapede: "Oh, let me guess? What's the meaning of life? It's 42. Don't ask why, it just is. Or the meaning of our existence? Well here's an anti-climatic disappointment, we exist just for the heck of it, there's no granduer purpose or anything, we just exist to exist. But seriously, just ask away. But I swear to gods, if it's another stupid "Between 1 and 100" question again I'M GONNA LOSE IT?!"
• Cunone Representive: "Actselly.... We're here to talk about you."
• Lord Millapede: "..... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh! I get it. You guys want me to bless your allience and have the universes love you so it can make your silly pipedream of having absolute control of the universes STUPIDLY easier. Well I like to play harder to get then THAT! Maybe if your allience sends alot of moolah my way, then I MIGHT consider it."
• Nauradan Representive: "It's actselly about, concerns about your power."
• Lord Millapede raised an eyebrow as the fly creatures and a younger Stinkscale with some preists became concerned.....
• Lord Millapede: "..... (This video)"

JonTron - Excuse me, what?

• Human Representative: Yeah, according to the research of one of the people you asked, you're not native to this dimension and your powers' physiology isn't compatible to your interdimensional physiology. You're... Actually not a Fleeming.
• Lord Millipede:...  WHAT WOULD YOU GUYS KNOW?! You're just two apes and a feline and rodent! I, AM A GOD AMONGST MORTAL MEN?! And women. In fact, one of you wasn't even MEANT to be this advance yet?! You only got this way because of misplaced tec! YOUR ALLIENCE IS BARELY EVEN A YEAR OLD?! I LASTED FOR MILLENDIAS?! I KNEW WHAT THE FIRST CARTOONIAN WAR WAS LIKE?! HECK, EVEN THE TIMES BEFORE THAT?! I KNEW KRAAN'S EXACT DATE OF BIRTH?! I EVEN KNEW OF DIMENTIONS BEYOND MORTAL RECKITNITION OR UNDERSTANDING, EVEN THINGS NOT MEANT TO BE UNDERSTOOD?! I AM A MASTER OF DESTINIES?! AND WHAT'RE YOU 4?! TWO APES THAT STARTED OUT AS ENEMIES, A BUNCH OF FELINES THAT HAD A BUG PROBLEM, AND TEC-SCAVAGING RODENTS?! I, PROCESS POWERS, THAT EVEN GODS DREAM THEY CAN HAVE?! I CAN CHANGE REALITY AND HISTORY TO MY LIKING?! HELL, I COULD MAKE IT THAT YOUR ALLIENCE NEVER HAPPENS IF I WANTED TO?! I, am a maker, of destenies?! I, AM DESTENY ENCARNATE?! AND I DOUBT A BARELY YEAR-OLD ALLIENCE, WOULD EVER HAVE POWER, OVER THAT?! So, either apologise now, or so help me, people will end up forgetting you guys were even a thing, WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU ALL?!"
• Nauradan Representive: "Now Millapede, there's no need to get upset, it is nothing personal against you, it's just that your power has a risk of being tempting to undesirables."
• Lord Millapede: "(Stutters), DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M, LORD, MILLAPEDE?! I'M PRACTICLY THE CLOSEST THIS UNIVERSE HAS TO A REAL GOD?! WHAT DOOFUS WOULD EVER WANNA STEAL FROM A GOD?!"
• Cunone Representive: "Alas, we live in times where respect to things greater then us is only a thing of the past now. The likes of Teadr 1 tec is treated like something to be sought then something to awe."
• Yurun Representive: "And, basicly, if not even Teadr 1 races are treated with sacred-respect anymore, who's to say people will give you any space? You said so yourself, you can do things that can make gods green with envy! You're litterally a magnit of the kind of people that want what you have! And more often then not, they're not always gonna be nice guys about it."
• Lord Millapede: "Tch, you kidding? This scepter staff only obeys me! It won't do sqaut for some god-wanna-be!"
• Human Representative: It's a big UUniverses out there. Who knows what's out there that could use your power?
• Lord Millipede: (Chuckles) You primitives don't get it, do you? I know EVERYTHING about this dimension. There IS nothing out there like that.
• Naroudan Representative: Well there could be.
• Lord Millipede: No. There's NOTHING that can be a threat to me. My power is unobtainable. Nothing in this dimension can take my power.
• Cunone Representative: That's the key term: THIS dimension. You are not of this dimension, so with the infinite expanses of the multiverse, there will be countless forces that are better able to steal your power. We're not trying to be blasphemous or anything, we're just concerned that your power could lure danger from other dimensions, if not ours.
• Naroudan Representative: And if you still don't believe us, then ask yourself this: Why were you even brought here and even stay here in the first place or question why you're much different than other Fleemings? You are only a Fleeming because your true form cannot be sustained in this dimension's physical laws. Because of this, you cannot use your power to it's full potential. It'd kill you. And the staff you carry is the catalyst to that power and allows you to use it with no repercussions because of the pure mana geode inside it.
• Human Representative: So our one and only question is this: for the sake of your foster dimension, are you entirely sure that nothing in the entire multiverse will threaten this dimension just for your power?
• Lord Millapede: ".... Well, it, largely depends on whether or not they would even care about this dimention, I mean, let's see, uh, (Quietly to the same Fly Creature from earlier before) Buzzton, back me up please!"
• Buzzton: "(Clears throat). Be assured that the multiverse is vast and of great quantities. Would it be simple to say that this universe is comparatively like, a grain of salt among others? It would be impossable to accreately pinpoint ONE grain out of a large pile."
• Human Representive: "Fair point. But then again.... How were Millapede's metathoricly speaking true people able to send him here? Cause say if what you said is true, then is it not too cowinidental he ended up here and not many other vast dimentions, mostly ones that match his supposed true home's dimentional physical laws?"
• Buzzton: "...... (Quietly) Now what?"
• Lord Millapede: "(Quietly and angerly) BUZZTON, THAT DID NOT HELP IN THE SLIGHTIST?!"
• Young Stinkscale: "My lord, is, something the matter?"
• Lord Millipede: (Quietly) THEY CANNOT KNOW TOO MUCH ABOUT MY POWER!!! THEY LEARNED MUCH OF IT TOO EASILY!!! IF THEY FIND OUT, THEY'LL FIND OUT HOW MUCH OF THE 'EVIL' THINGS THAT I DID TO GET MY TITLE!! I'LL BE RUINED!!!
• Young Stinkscale: "Lord Millapede-"
• Lord Millapede: "WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?!"
• Silence.....
• Lord Millapede: "...... Can you representives excuse me and the head presit for a moment? (Grabs Buzzton and Stinkscale to his private corners)...... Stinky, it's a REAL bad time for you to be talking?!"
• Stinkscale: "Why so, master?"
• Lord Millipede: If you hadn't noticed, I'm this close to losing everything I worked so hard for. I have a purpose here as an interdimensional immigrant and I can't let anyone know and risk exposure to... IT!!!!
• Stinkscale: ""It"? What is, "It"?"
• Lord Millapede: "..... Buzzton?"
• Buzzton: "....... Our lord's old dimention..... No longer exists. His people's power got too powerful, so.... It was devoured, by an unspeakable creature, that even gods fear. So, his people scattered through the multiverse and established new colonies, because the creature was only able to be allowed to eat OUR universe, not others. And to incrise further odds of expandsion, we sent infants to dimentions of particular interest, which included this dimention, to make sure the enfluence spread so much that it would be difficult for these creatures to accreately keep track of us. To stay in these such dimentions as much as possable, else without protection of a dimention not set to be devoured, the creatrues, will come after them, and it matters little how powerful or strong or fast any of Millapede's people would be..... There is no fighting them. There is no outruning them. There's, no reasoning with them, at least, not without a mortal mind going mad at the sight of them. Often, looking at them, espeically their eye inside their gapping maws, would at best turn you into a demented cultist mindlessly worshiping them, at worse.... You'll turn into their avatar and hunt down immigrants of devoured dimentions to take them into their world, the nothing realm, A.K.A. the realm between realms."
• Stinkscale: "Well, that depends, how, bad could they possabily be?"
• Lord Millapede: "..... Stinky..... Ever wonder why you never seen any depictions of these things and only heard about them NOW?!"
• Stinkscale: "Well, to be fair, I never heard about you not really being a very powerful Fleeming but from a race of inter-dimentional insectiods neither, so-"
• Lord Millapede grabbed a dark looking tome and faced Stinkscale's direction.
• Lord Millapede: "THIS IS WHY?! (Opens it as the camera faces the front direction of Stinkscale as haunting whale-like moans were heard as Stinescale looked trumatised, but then Millapede quickly closed the tome)...... Even, only looking at art renditions of these, things, would drive an unprepared mind mad. You would need to have expandsive knowledge of all dimentions to even be able to handle just, stareing at them."
• Stinkscale: "(Fearfully wimpers) What, what was that?"
• Lord Millapede: "Imagine a galaxy forming into a being, gets giant hands with long arms, wings, an eye within a gaping maw and a taste for dimentions that're too powerful for Multiverse Peace, or are qouantom glitches, and you get creatures that basicly exist to abort realites, Stinky."
• Stinkscale: "(Fearfully inhales and exhales as he was shedding tears).... Is that, what ate your home?"
• Lord Millapede: "Well, one of them, anyway. The scarist thing about these freaks, is that there's never just one. Because our multiverse has many infidite possabilities, there can exist many of these things. Thankfully, what prevents these things from just eating whatever they want is that they can only do so to over-powered universes that get strong too fast and didn't follow a grand design, or if they just weren't meant to happen. That's why my people basicly have to colonises other dimentions like this. To use that drawback against them...."
• Stinkscale: ".... But, what if, what if one of them goes rogue and starts eating dimentions with your people on it, even if it's only one of you?!"
• Lord Millapede: "Oh trust me, those nasty things' creators are VERY strict with them. Rogues are contained VERY quickly."
• Stinkscale: "BUT WHAT IF DIMENTIONS ARE DESTROYED BEFORE THESE CREATORS STOP IT?!"
• Lord Millapede: "Don't worry, they have systems that can repair dimentions that accsidently got eaten and put them back togather, right away."
• Stinkscale: "IN OUR TERMS OR THEIRS?!"
• Lord Millapede: "..... Okay, admitingly, outer gods like to take their sweet time re-creating an unintentionally devoured dimention, but when your immortal, time is basicly chill with you, ya know?"
• Stinkscale: "... FORGIVE MY DISRESPECT GREAT ONE, BUT, I AM NOT MADE ANYMORE CONFIDENT ABOUT THIS IN THE SLIGHTIST?! Even IF this creature that ate your dimention, nor any of them for this matter, is never allowed to go after your people, based on what you said, it can have other ways?! Like you said, if any saw that such depiction, they would become cults dedicated to the beast, or worse, these, avatars?! These cults and avatars would disrupt the peace of this universe and make even more depictions to drive people mad?!"
• Lord Millapede: "Now, take it easy stinky, these cults are usually VERY unsuccessful because these depictions are almost flat-out taboo in many of the multiverse, they get captured and fall apart the minute they're discovered!"
• Stinkscale: I...... I need to go. I'm getting scared processing this.
• Buzzton: Trust me, everyone does.
• Lord Millapede: "Kinda why this kinda infomation, is usually kept on the downlow if ya catch my drift."
• (Xandy): So what happened?
• (Stinkscale): "..... Well, the representives ended up talking to me about it, and, I couldn't control myself, I just, confessed..... Then..... That was when the Yaterons got involved."
• (Zosimo): "Wait, this was suppose to be early USRA times, right, then what're the Yaterons doing helping? They didn't join until several years after the fact."
• (Warson): "The USRA at those times practiced a pending membership system that doesn't make races of interest true members but lets them get involve with USRA matters the same. Basicly a, test trail if you will."
• (Stinkscale): "Also, how else did a Yateron ritual site got here then, HA?"
• (Magnum): ".... Fair point."
• (Stinkscale): "As I was saying, the Yaterons came to the planet, and entered a destructive battle with Lord Millapede that destroyed his temple into nothing. Millapede was confident with his powers, he believed he would over-wealm a compairitively recent allience. His expectations ended sourly, when the Yaterons utilised an anichent Ehswanian device designed to combat inter-dimentional forces, quickly restrained him."
• The unseen Millapede was over-wealmed by the Ehswanian device!
• (Stinkscale): "What came afterword, haunts me to this day. The Yateron prohet of the time used an anichent Yateron containment ritual, a byproduct of Kraan himself, to imprison Millapede and his creations, the Famegafairies, into the very ruins of his underground temple and entombed him into a Yateron Seal that kept him trapped. But he had a brief piece of payback.... Apawn the ritual's completion, he made it that the present USRA forces were teleported off the planet, and had their memories wiped of Pharagu ever having life.... Thus, cause of the memory of our existence being lost, it allowed that idiot Cheesepuffus to have a false idea about Pharagu, and..... We already know what occured next."
• Pharagu as a garbage dump planet was seen....

Flashback ends.

• Stinkscale: "And, now, I live in eturnal regret of ever betraying Millapede on an over-reactive impluse because I was haunted by that depiction of the creature that ate his home dimention, not only did I allow our people's greatest icon to be imprisoned, but I also invoked him to punish both the USRA AND ALL OF PHARAGU, by having the USRA forget we existed, and thus how Pharagu became an ugly garbage dump planet?! Pharaguians lost their home, and the USRA lost the respect of those that came to be with UIS! All because I couldn't've handled what I had witnessed?! It was like, this creature WANTED him to be punished like this?!"
• Samantha: "..... (Quietly) Elder Dimentus was right....."
• Clifton: "What was that Samantha?"
• Samantha: ".... Clifton, I'll, explain later privately."
• Jling Sling: "..... WELL THIS NEEDLESSLY COMPLICATED THE DEBATE ABOUT A GARBAGE DUMP PLANET EVEN MORE THEN ALREADY?!"
• Rush'Amore: "This isn't exactly a great revelation to me neither. An omni-potent all knowledgeable insectoid creature would obviously know all about UIS' most valuable secrets if it even knows about things best not even acknowledged! I am going to make this a UIS matter and having our forces capture Millapede."
• Warson: "Hold it, Ambassitor. Keep in mind that we need to be able to figure out where he is, first. Capable as UIS forces are, being capable to capture him is meaningless if you have no idea where he even is."
• Rush'Amore: "..... Then enlighten me, good counciler. What do you suggest we do about this?"
• Calixto: "Well, the HA befriended a transdimentional being awhile back. If any were to have the best kind of knowledge about Millapede, it would be him."
• Rush'Amore: "You're seriously suggesting we trust them to go after Millapede after how easily THREE of them got malmitulated?!"
• Zosimo: "I'll make something with our pal Porter to make sure that don't happen again to ANY of us. It's our mess, we're itching to clean it up."
• Rush'Amore: ".... Ugh, fine, but only because Warson already gave a good coutnerarguement against UIS engagement. But be made weary of this, Heroes Act. I will still inform all UIS higher ups of this, espeically the most impourent of them all. We have ways to keep track of progress. And we WILL know if Millapede is still a threat. And be made aware that if the HA, an extention of the Grand Council, that of which is a byproduct of the USRA, were to fail to contain something the USRA itself fought hard to contain, expect this to be reckitnised by the universeal community and affect the judgement of contested systems about the true capability of USRA dependence."
• Aurlena: "Tch, so no pressure then?"
• Rush'Amore: "........"
• Clifton: ".... Don't get the wrong idea sir, we know how serious this is, espeically with UIS involved. We're just THAT confident with ourselves."
• Rush'Amore: "Well be warned that confidence can cloud judgement. The USRA's self-destruction, goes without saying. (Leaves) Tell the CEO of the company that the conversation about Pharagu's clean-up rights are being reshedguled due to, an unforeseened crisis."
• Taleen: "And be ensured he will."
• Calixto: "..... Well, everyone. What turned from a typical day of tending to a latest UIS tirade, because a blast from the past dishastor. Heroes Act, you need to track down that Lord Millapede."
• Samantha: "Would you like us to reverse what he did to you all first?"
• Jling Sling: "(Sarcasticly) Ohhh, but I like looking like a freak- (Angerly and seriously) WHAT DO YOU THINK, STALIK?!"
• Magnum: "There's no need to throw a temper tandrum about it, Counciler Jling, it was only a question. (Changes them back)..."
• Vancer: So, where do we start? My guns are hungry for action.

Equestria

• Sunset: So you all were in limbo and thus your aging was in complete stasis?
• Commander Hurricane: Kinda what we finished explaining. No need to repeat it back like we're a cartoon and a mystical audience just came back from watching something else.
• Sunset: ".... Though, there are some things I'm abit surprised about you guys, like, Clover, it has been said that you were a dude."
• Clover: "...... And, WHY, would anyone believe that I was a stallian with a GIRL'S name?"
• Twilight: "There had been, inactreate depictions throughout the ages. The assumtion of your gender was one of them."
• Clover: ".... Ugghhhh, guess it's not just Starswirl that has a problem with people reckitnising him."
• Icky: "Not helping that the freaking trading cards have it wrong too. (Brings up an incorrect depiction) See?"

False Clover

• Clover: "...... UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH?! SERIOUSLY?! THAT'S GOING TO FURTHER MAKE PEOPLE GET THE WRONG IDEA ABOUT ME?! Ugh! I really need to fix this!"
• Unbeknownest to everyone, unseen creatures were seen hidden in the shadows as they eyed Clover espeically.
• Icky: "Awww, don't worry, the trading cards are like the comics, they're only IMPLIED canon, it's ultamately the Show that can decide. Trust me, the comics have ALOT of canonical contriditionry info that the show has debunked, like, in the forbidden unmentionable comic, Lightning Dust, Iron Will, and the Flimflam Bros. got involved with Chrysalis in a coup de gra against the Main 6 with Sombra, but the show debunked this by still allowing Iron Will a normal job in the cruse business and the Flimflam Bros. being able to own a freaking resort. There was an episode where Lightning Dust started a daredevil reject trope, but the producer wasn't wild about that episode, and that it turned out to be Spiracle's bro being a d*** to everyone. Point is, the show will not take the cards very seriously."
• Clover: "...... I, would be assured, if I had a single idea what you just said."
• Sunset: Well what've you guys been doing since coming back?
• Pansy: Oh, where do we even begin?
• Puddinghead: Well, introducing ourselves into Canterlot, WOULD be a good start.
• Hurricane: "Took them abit of awhile to get them to reckitnise us because our "Depictions" kept giving folks wrong ideas."
• Platinum: Yes, we are unsure why the depictions of us do not match. Then again, we were gone for a millennia. Time wears down a pony's reckitnisable appearance to others.
• Puddinghead: "Tell me about it. Ponies actselly said I looked younger then the obvious acter potraying me in a photo. They also say I'm a guy, but that's another story."
• Twilight: "I'm sorry if your return to Equestria wasn't so great."
• Clover: "It's allright Twilight Sparkle. It could be worse."
• The Mysterious creatures vanish into the shadows.
• Starswirl: Well we've done enough explaining about ourselves. What about you, Miss Shimmer? How did you get about entering the human dimension?
• Sunset:... Well I wasn't very nice since Starlight disappeared long ago. I became more bitter and mean. Then... Princess Celestia showed me the mirror. I saw a lot inside it, and that was the only thing that I could think about. But Celestia just kept telling me I wasn't ready. But... (Sighs) I was just too stubborn to let it go. So I snuck into the library during curfew and found a book regarding the mirror.... But, the librarian caught me and brought in Celestia. I scorned her for keeping the information on the portal from me and I mindlessly demanded to be an Alicorn princess. I was expelled that day. I felt betrayed. So in my anger, I stormed my way to the mirror and entered the dimension on the other side.

Flashback...

• Sunset: (Goes through the portal)... Well well, this is an interesting development.... A new land to- WHOOAA- (Tripped over with her new human body)... Wh... I'm not a pony anymore?...... My horn!... My tail!... My hooves! (Sees her hands wiggling the fingers, and took off her socks and shoes to see her feet wiggling the toes)... What are these?! What am I?!? (Looks around in the nightlit Human Equestria)...... Um... What is this place? (Walks around on all fours until she steps her hands and barefeet on spiked leaves) OWCH!!!... (She puts the socks and shoes back on and walks on the spiky leaves better, then hurts her hands) OWCH!!!... (Sees a nearby human who was watching her confused, as she noticed his bipedal nature and got up)... WHAT'RE YOU LOOKING AT?! (The human walked away scared)...... Uhgh... Strange naked monkey creature. Why are they even wearing these- (Looks down her shirt and was like this at what she saw)

WHAT ARE THOOOOSE

• Sunset: WHY ARE MY BREASTS SO PLUMP?!? HOW DO THESE MONKEYS EVEN GET AROUND WITH THEM?!?
• (Icky): (Scoffs and chuckles) OH MY GO- (Laughs) YOU MUST BE SO EMBARRASSED!!! What's next? You'd stripped yourself down nude just to see what a human looked li- (That happened as she was approached by disgusted humans forcing her to go into an alley and put her clothes back on)...... (Laughs hysterically) JUST WHEN I THOUGHT YOU COULDN'T BE ANYMORE EMBARRASSED!!! YOU DID THAT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SCHOO- (Wheezes and laughs)
• (Sunset): WELL HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW NUDITY WAS INDECENT THERE?! WE PONIES ARE USUALLY NAKED, I HAD NO WAY OF KNOWING!!!!
• (Icky): STILL- (Laughs) OOOHOOHOO!!!! BEST JOKE THIS SERIES HAS BROUGHT UP TO DATE!?
• (Sunset): "Oh sure, laugh at someone having a fish out of water exspearience! It was the first time I had a human body, alchourse I would end up being stupid like that! I'm actselly surprised Twilight didn't made the same mistake!"
• (Twilight): "That's because I quickly analised that humans liked to wear clothes, ergo, I had deduced that humans found nudity to be taboo."
• (Spike): "Well, that, and Hasbro probuly wouldn't even ALLOW a scene like that. Though there is a brony comic about that though..... It's really awkward, I'll tell you THAT much."
• (Icky): "Though I have to ask, after an impression like THAT, how did ya managed to become a total school diva? A stunt like what you pulled should've made you a social pariah! Trust me, High Schoolers have the memories of elephants when it comes to other students pulling jackass moments like THAT!"
• (Starlight): "Hey, careful with that word, to Donkeys, THAT word is very insensitive."
• (Icky): WE SAY IT HERE ALL THE TIME!!! Why do you suddenly care about that slur right now? I can say Jackass whenever I- (Suddenly a mop broke through the flashback and hit the camera) BAHHHHHH?!

Present

• Icky was bonked in the head by an angry janitor donkey.....
• Donkey: "..... Estupido butt-ugly avian. (Leaves angerly)."
• Pinkie: "Try not to get too mad about Icky, Jarome! He's kinda stupid."
• Icky: "(Dazed) Ya could've warned us ahead of time that you have a janitor donkey now."
• Starlight: I tried to. He was behind you the entire time. Otherwise we'd be okay with it.
• Icky: Hey, it can also be a slur for ponies too since you and donkeys are related.
• Sunset: MOVING ON!!!... I was able to justify my weird behavior by saying...

Flashback

• Sunset: I have Alzheimer's.
• Human Nurse Red Heart:... Well I don't know if that explains the acts of public nudity, walking like an animal, or the other stuff. It certainly affects brain functions and activity, but I don't think it makes you forget that public nudity is illegal and that we walk on two legs.
• Sunset: Trust me, how my disability works is just as much a mystery to me as it is to other poor saps with a disability. Mom said before she and my dad died that my Alzheimer's seems to affect my common sense, my decency, my behavior, even my mood. I'm usually what they say 'villainous' in my mood. Don't know where the quadruped behavior came from though. Maybe because I liked unicorn cartoons and rode horses as a kid, but whatever the reason, it's embarrassing when they kick in.
• Human Nurse Red Heart: ".... (Completely buys it with a happy face) Well okie dokie, I guess that makes COMPLETE sense!"

Epic "Mass Facepalm"

• (Icky): That actually worked?!
• Sunset: (Apawn leaving the nurse office) That actually worked?! Oh my Celestia! She actually believed it?!... Well on the bright side, I avoided that crazy incident. Now... Where do I find a place to stay? These creatures seem to be more advanced than ponies.
• (Sunset): And sure enough, the government of the world has a disability check of $1000 a month. Pretty surprising to discover a week later. I managed to afford an apartment, new clothes, and my own iPhone. The iPhone was what got me to learn everything. I spent the following month doing nothing but looking up everything on Wikipedia about humanity, it's cultures, religion, architecture, even it's technology. Their 'hands' seem more capable of ingenuity than hooves or magic can ever achieve. But, let's just say Wikipedia got me in more trouble since APPARENTLY not everything on it is correct.
• (Icky): No s***. It's the best known information search engine, but anyone can edit it. Trolls often do whatever they want to it. One time, I read on the plot description of one of the hideous Michael Bay Transformers movies that some sick foot fetish was added to it involving a sock Transformer. I mean I'd do the same because of how awful those movies, but WHAT THE HELL?! WHAT KIND OF PERVERTED MIND DOES THAT?!
• (Shenzi): Icky, you know we're not allowed to mention the Transformers.
• (Icky): It was just an example, Shekki! It's not meant to be taken seriously.
• (Sunset): So yeah, I got in trouble because of those trolls multiple times. You can imagine how much that made my evil worse. Though some aspects seem appalling. Like the humans' omnivorous diet. They don't just eat plants. They eat anything found in the environment. Meat seems unethical to ponies. But I ended up trying AND loving it just to blend in.
• (Twilight): Did you try saying you were a vegan?
• (Sunset): I said that, yeah, but sometimes meat was just too sickly appetizing.
• (Twilight): "I feel the same way after I found out about how Bacon exists."
• (Sunset): That's nothing to the other things. Pizza was just way too addicting. Fast food? Ugh. I felt like I was demonizing myself with that diet. Long story short, everything I did to fit in had advantages that helped me and disadvantages that made me more evil. I became a student of Canterlot High and got with Flash to become popular as a means to begin my ambitious plans.

Present

• Sunset: Then I found out the portal opened once every thirty moons, waited for the right opportunity to steal Twilight's crown, and... well, the rest is history.
• Squidward: "I have to say, Sunset, that was QUITE an exidus you went through."
• Sunset: Yes, it took a lot of crap to get through, but it paid off in the end. Reguardless... 5 years of having turned over a new leaf. And heck, Starswirl being alive really helps the other reason why I came back.
• Starswirl: How so?
• Sunset: Well, aside from being here for the holidays, I felt that... Equestrian magic is becoming too widespread in availability. Humans that found it have often been abusing it. That world's Twilight had been studying it and ended up almost destroying the dimension just to understand it. Then there was the forest inhabited long ago by Gaia Everfree that ended up giving me and my friends not just magical geodes that give us powers, but ended up turning a camp counselor into a nature witch that completely engulfed her camp with nature just to keep it from getting shut down to foreclosure. Then this former gofer for a movie director got herself fired because of not being picked to play the main role and now works in a job she hates as a theater usher and ended up using a magic looking mirror to try and not only get popular, but take revenge on us for exposing her wrongdoing, getting her delusional and corrupt on magic. Then one of my unintended victims who was always ignored ended up finding the Memory Stone and used it to-
• Clover: Whoawhoawhoa... I thought the Memory Stone was lost after I stopped Echo Star.
• Sunset: Not exactly. It was found by a student I ended up wronging and she responded by erasing the memories of my friends of me. Luckily we destroyed it and helped Wallflower out. Then, just recently, there was this social media celebrity in an amusement park whose iPhone got magically enchanted and allow her to warp reality. We disposed of her magic phone and got her a better place.
• Hurricane:... So after all the trouble they put you through... You just forgave them all? Abusing the power of magic through memory erasing, or by some 'phone', whatever that is, is a serious crime. Especially when it's from another race. Equestrian Magic in the reach of anything not a pony is against a law I personally introdused.
• Gazelle: "Ay ay ay, racist much?"
• Hurricane: "IT'S A PRODUCT OF IT'S TIME?!"
• Sunset: They're humans. They're renowned for their... Well... Self-survice and ambition, and that fit in well with me when I came. They don't know any better.
• Hurricane: Well all the more reason to help you cut off magic to that dimension.
• Starswirl:... No.
• Clover:... Sir?
• Hurricane: WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO?!? USE OF EQUESTRIAN MAGIC IN THE HANDS OF LESS SELFLESS BEINGS IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN!!! YOU KNOW THAT!!!
• Starswirl: This is not the Starswirl Era anymore, Hurricane. Times have changed.
• Hurricane: And yet nothing much less has either. Nopony has become more diligent in handling outside threats because of the recent Storm King attack. I was appalled that no guards were present. Who lets their guard down in a world like this?! It's irresponsible. Just as irresponsible as the creatures of that dimension. Magic is a gift that shouldn't be used for personal gain like that. It is our duty to help Sunset prevent that from happening again.
• Starswirl: You don't understand. That dimension NEEDS Equestrian magic. IT'S THAT DIMENSION'S FUEL!!! (Everyone was surprised)
• Pansy:... Fuel?
• Banzai: "Uh, so, Dimentions are like cars?"
• Awkword drum-sound.
• Twilight: "..... Ignor Banzai, it's just typical Louger shenanigans. What do you mean, "Fuel"?"
• Starswirl: "It's..... Difficult to explain without, reveiling too much. All you need to understand is that, that dimention owes it existence to Equestrian magic as a stabliser, if not also a magic greater then even what I can understand."
• Hurricane: ".... Ya mean to tell me that equestrian magic is what's needed to even ALLOW that place to exist?! Oh great?! Now we're stuck with abunch of hairless apes misusing it whenever they have the chance?!"
• Rockhoof: "So ye would much rather have an entire existence destroyed, just so equestrian magic doesn't get abused? That kind of talk is no better then the Pony of Shadows' ways of thinking."
• Hurricane: "Oh sure, make ME sound like the bad guy for trying to be practical here?! Can't we just give that place a replacement stabliser magic for that place? Nothing strong enough for abuse, but something good enough for stability."
• Shifu: "You have, zero understanding, on how dimentions work, do you, Hurricane?"
• Hurricane: "Hey, you guys only visited like, what, 3 different dimentions?"
• Icky: "The AUU, Mewni, and the Fanonverse to be exact, along with freaky sub-dimentions so many times that we'd be here all day to name all of them."
• Pang Bing: "Making an entirely different plain of existence is VASTLY more complicated then even creating life itself. It is a feat accomplished only by beings beyond even gods."
• Stygian: "Outer Gods to be exact."
• Pang Bing: "And whatever greater being is behind that realm's creation, likely had Equestrian magic be that realm's stabiliser for a reason. Granted, a reason we would need to learn one day, but one none the less. Taking away a dimention's stabliser and/or replacing them, takes a great deal of power not even the strongest of us pocesses. Any attempt to do so without such an outer god's aid, would only garrentie a dimentional collapse. That dimention would sooner be destroyed then be given a "less strong replacement"....."
• Hurricane: "..... Can't we at the least just WEAKEN the amount of Equestrian magic that goes there so that dimention doesn't end up producing a dimention conguring overlord?"
• Pang Bing: "(Gets offended), THAT'S, QUANTOM SYPIINING, YOU FOOL?! That is an act of Dimentional Vampirisum?! It will cause life in a victimised dimention to get weaker and weaker until death! That dimention will be flung into choas?! Such acts have often gotten dimentions destroyed by the Xe-..... Unspeakable creatures, cause of these dimentions proving how dangerious they are by commiting such an act?!"
• Hurricane: "Ugh, then how's about we go to that dimention and ask them to NOT ABUSE EQUESTRIAN MAGIC?!"
• Sunset: "About that..... Before my visit to the nurse, I had a letter from the mayor of the community warning me to get myself evaluated or else I get thrown into "Pleasentry Asylum"..... Likely, if you were to go there and try to say magic exists..... They're gonna end up thinking you're crazy and lock you up there."
• Hurricane: "(Stutters in disbelief) BUT WHAT ABOUT ALL THE TIMES WHERE MAGIC HAPPENED RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEIR FACES?!"
• Sunset: "I, suspect someone there is trying to keep people ignorent to magic's existence as if part of some larger censor conspiracty?"
• Hurricane: "...... (Twitches)..... SO NOW WHAT?! ARE WE JUST GONNA SIT AROUND AND HOPE THAT DIMENTION DOESN'T GET A DIMENTIONAL OVERLORD AND COME TO THREATEN EQUESTRIA BECAUSE A DAMN DIRTY APE MANAGES TO HARNASS EQUESTRIAN MAGIC?!"
• Sunset: "WHY ARE YOU GETTING SO UPSET ABOUT THIS?! WE CAN DEAL WITH IT NO PROBLEM, WHY IS IT SUCH A BIG DEAL TO YOU?!"
• Hurricane: BECAUSE I MADE THE SAME MISTAKE!!!! (Everyone paused)...... I trusted the wrong person.......

Flashback.

• (Hurricane): After the Windigo Ice Age and the Gargoyle War, Outer Equestria was a dangerous place. Even with both problems gone, I knew steps needed to be taken to protect Equestria. One day, we were approached by a creature with incredible ideas on how to better improve our land. He was someone... That Starswirl warned me not to trust. (He was revealed to be a goblin in a black robe)... Our kind had grown suspicious of him, but given what this strange goblin had promised to do for us, even create new Alicorn gods, I was convinced this was the right thing to do for Equestria. I granted him full access to everything in our power. All of our secrets. Only when he was finished... (He was seen rampaging Equestria with no setbacks)... I tried to stop him, but he was just too powerful. I watched helplessly as he was too close to conquering Equestria. Then Starswirl and the Pillars ultimately defeated Beezen. I don't know how much he took in his rampage, but I know I was responsible for the near downfall of everything. I never spoke of it to anypony and risk being shunned before fully achieving my life goal of bettering Equestria's defenses.

Flashback ends.

• Hurricane: But since then, I swore I would not allow Equestrian magic to fall into the wrong hands or hooves again. I rigged the passing of the law against it to keep history from repeating itself. I hoped that everything in Equestria's defenses would improve by today... But I was wrong. It never changed....
• Starswirl:...... How could you keep this from us?
• Hurricane: "WELL I JUST SAID THAT HELPING THAT LITTLE PSYCO GET POWERFUL TO BEGIN WITH WOULD TURN ME INTO A PARIAH?!"
• Starswirl: "I get the why, Hurricane! I was asking a retorical question about this?! I spefificly told ponies that Beezen's words were not to be trusted?! I kinda thought you of all ponies understood since you introdused that spefific law to begin with! And now I find out that you made it out of regret?!"
• Hurricane: "WELL, SOMEHOW, IT FAILED ANYWAY?! THAT LAW WAS SUPPOSE TO MAKE EQUESTRIA A WELL DEFENDED PLACE?!"
• Applejack: "Would that happen to be the same law that was revoked by the Equestrian-Taurian Trade deal where in return for the finest piles of Taurian Hay and the advancing of our socity that we share some levels of magic with them?"
• Hurricane: ".........."
• Rainbow Dash: "....... Is the sudden and very creepy silence a yes-"
• Hurricane: "(Blood starts to come out of his nose)."
• Spongebob/Patrick: "Ohhhhhhhhhh."
• Icky: "Annnnnnnnd I think the guy just had an anerisum....."
• Hurricane: "...... One, of the most, impourent laws, in equestrian history, one that, should've, LONG prevented that Storm King problem, was, revoked...... SO AN ALICORN-DAMNED TRADE-DEAL WITH A BUNCH OF STUPID BOVINES CAN HAPPEN?!"
• Rarity: "To be fair, there were concerns that the law was considered alittle racist, as Gazelle pointed out, so.... Equestria wanted no part in that."
• Hurricane: "(Gets so mad that blood veins inside his eyes popped as his eyes turned completely red as he started to get red tears) HOW, COULD, THIS LAND, BE, SO, IMMEASURELY, MORONICLY INCOMPIDENT?! HOW, ARE WE NOT DESTROYED AT THIS POINT?! I, I, (SCREAMS LOUDLY AS THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE HEARD?!)"
• Starlight: "Hey, to be fair, a lot of Starswirlian Era Laws came to be revoked or at the least were heavly amended after enough time has passed, it's not just your law."
• Hurricane: THAT LAW WAS MEANT TO PREVENT ANOTHER SITUATION LIKE BEEZEN!!! BY REVOKING IT, YOU DOOMED YOURSELVES!!! OUR MAGIC IS DANGEROUS IN OTHER RACES' HANDS!!!
• Rainbow Dash: Better watch what you say. You're starting to sound like Neighsay.
• Hurricane: YOU STAY OUT OF THIS, YOU POOR EXCUSE OF A WONDERBOLT!!!! I DON'T LISTEN TO PONIES WHO THINK GIVING AWAY YOUR POSITION IS A GOOD IDEA!!!!
• Rainbow Dash: CAN WE NOT BRING THAT UP?! I DIDN'T INTENTIONALLY DO THAT, I JUST DIDN'T FIGURE TEMPEST WOULD BE CLOSE?!
• Hurricane: AN ACCSIDENT IS STILL A MISTAKE, AND AN ALMOST COSTLY ONE AT THAT?! So either way, YOU ARE AN EMBARRISMENT TO AN ALREADY DISGRACED UNIFORM?!
• Baloo: Now just a minute! That's going too far!
• Hurricane: What the f*** ever, you all brought the Storm King attack on yourselves. You have no idea what it's like to be in suspended animation for a millennia and then wake up to hear that nothing has changed. The military of our beloved land is utterly incompetent. It PISSES ME OFF SEEING THAT OUR LAND'S DEFENSES HAVEN'T CHANGED SINCE THE DAY I DISAPPEARED!!! IT'S DISRESPECTFUL TO THE NAME OF OUR LAND!!! AS IT'S FOUNDER OF THE MILITARY AND FORMER COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF, I AM ABSOLUTELY DISAPPOINTED!!! These 'Wonderbolts' are implied to be an amazing aerial taskforce, but they get duked by a dragon then cower like fillies, their leader Spitfire has INTOLERABLE loyalty issues and gets easily fooled by a traitorous washout, and yet the others are too incompetent without her?! WHY, I ASK YOU, IS SHE THE LEADER?! SHE CLEARLY DOESN'T DESERVE THAT TITLE!!! (Rainbow Dash was shocked) And don't get me started on the E.U.P Guard that I molded! They abandon their posts out of boredom, they get easily pushed around like training dummies, and they have no contingency plan for missing authority. And worst of all, the Storm King incident was the BIGGEST THING THAT PISSES ME OFF BEYOND BELIEF!!! THEY WERE NOWHERE TO BE PRESENT DURING THE FESTIVAL, THEY INATTENTIVELY SUPPLIED TEMPEST THE KNOWLEDGE TO SEIZE CANTERLOT, THEY HAD NO KNOWLEDGE OF THE PANAN ARSEN, WHICH I HAVE DONE MORE THAN KNOW ABOUT, THEY DO NOT USE MAGIC MATURELY, AND THEY MAKE THE LAND LOOK EXTREMELY VULNERABLE!!!! I HATE TO AGREE WITH HER AT HER MOST FOOLISH, BUT TEMPEST IS RIGHT: WE SHOULDN'T WASTE OUR MAGIC ON FRIVOLOUS BULLS*** LIKE PARTIES WHEN THERE ARE THREATS OUT THERE THAT CAN AND WILL TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU!!!! SHE WAS THE CLOSEST TO WHAT THE ROYAL GUARD SHOULD BE!!!! WHERE THE HELL WERE THEY DURING THAT STUPID FRIENDSHIP FESTIVAL?!?
• Starlight:... They were all on break since Queen Throx's invasion. Even the uninjured ones.... Also, it was thought have having guards around in the friendship festaval would've looked imtimidating to would-be visitors, so....
• Hurricane:............ (Did this as he flew all across the world)

TFS - Vegeta's Rage

Canterlot

• Cadence:... Uh, hon? Do you hear that?
• Shining: I FEEL that. (Flurry cried from the screams)

Mewni

• Hekapoo: Ugh, these view portals keep coming too fast!! Marco, you better hurry your ass up- (Hurricane's screams were heard)... What the devillorian is that noise?

Human Equestria

• Star: We're picking up the source of the quantum residue.
• Human Pinkie: Guys, what are you- (Hurricane's screams were heard)...
• Marco: What the Hekapoo?

Alternate UUniverses

• Warson: (The Dynasty Cruser was cleaned up from Millipede's shenanigans)..... Finally. Everything is clean as a whistle. It's like that Lord Millipede scoundrel never- (Hurricane's screams were heard and it shattered everything)...
• Jling:... SON OF A VELLAN WHORE!!!! WHY MUST THE MISFITS' UNIVERSE BE FILLED WITH LOUD SCREAMS THAT DEFY ALL LAWS OF QUANTOM PHYSICS?!

Shrek's Homeworld

• Sour Cookie: Well it wasn't easy, but I managed to scrounge off a few Skittles to bribe the Muffin man into- (Hurricane's screams are heard) Oh, holy s***, is that Don Porker?! LEAVE ME ALONE!! I BARELY ESCAPED DEATH BY PAYING OFF THE DEBT, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?!
• Deadpool suddenly appeared before Sour Cookie with his New X-Force as they hold their weapons at him!
• Sour Cookie: "(WIMPFULLY SQUIELS?!)....."
• Angela: "..... You, have a bounty to be taken back to Prison 42 alive, Cookie."
• Sour Cookie: "...... Well, s***. There goes that plan. And I was so hoping to get the Muffan Man into making me another Gingerbread Kaiju to take over the entire kingdom after my new villain team plan with the Mafia Allience went south..... This, could not, get worse. (Flies suddenly fly into Sour Cookie) BAHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?! HOW DARE YOU INSECTS ATTACK A CRIPPLED COOKIE?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA?!"
• Phaedra: "..... We should probuly stop that."
• Deadpool: "But we won't. Because it's funnier that way. (Sits on a suddenly appearing recliner chair and starts eating popcorn to watch Sour Cookie's torment). I love it when the Karma Fairies screw over non-plot-impourent villains. Now, back to Equestria!"

Equestria

• Hurricane came right back into the school and really started to flip out!
• Hurricane: "RAZZAFAZZMAZZAPASTA DISBOMBAH?! SNIGGSA MIGGA BINGG?! (Starts speaking unpronouncable gibberish!)?!"
• Pansy: "Oh no, he's at the part of his tandrums where he starts speaking gibberish! Quick, someone hold him down while I get his stress pills I got him perscribed to."
• Monkey: "I have a pony-shaped cage on standby."
• Sandy: "No need, Monkey. (Puts on a cowboy hat and pulls up some rope) Leave this bucking bronco to me!"
• Pansy: Uh, I don't think lassos will work.
• Applejack: WORTH A SHOT!!! (The two lasso him by the front legs as he grapple them around comically until they fell comically)... You know... You weren't wrong... Ow!
• Monkey: Cage it is. (He slaps him in as he just broke through it)... WHAT THE F- (Hurricane kicked him into a wall)
• Twilight: Hurricane, stand down! That's an ORDER! (Uses magic to freeze Hurricane in place)
• Hurricane goes berserk!
• Pansy brought out the pills.
• Icky: "Well now we have the new problem of how we get the stuff in him!"
• Pansy: Don't worry. As his partner, I've gotten used to him. (He carefully gave the pills to the crazed and immobilized Hurricane)...
• Hurricane:... (Cries)... Why must our land's defenses have to be such a disgrace?
• Spongebob: "Well, likely, up until the Storm King, ponies didn't even realised that the world was so troubled. Because of how much Equestria is a paradise, they figured that other lands wouldn't be any different."
• Hurricane: "Ugh! So because we became a little sheltered in one place that we forgotten the entire world and just assume they're all great too?! I-....... I need a break. (Flies off from the school, as this was witnessed by a hidden High Chancellor Warface as he smirked at a golden oppertunity.... He sneaked off to follow Hurricane)."
• Private Pansy: "..... I'll, go with him, just to make sure he doesn't get into trouble. He usually goes to a tavern to calm his nerves after tirades like that.... Does, ponyville HAVE a tavern?"
• Rarity: "Ah, yes, that would be The Milk Gallery, a milk serving tavern owned by our resident cow, Betsy McMoo..... (Realises something).... I, don't suppose seeing cows or, any bovine for that matter, would be the last thing he wants to see at the moment, do you?"
• Pansy: "All the more reason to go with him! See ya! (Zooms off!)"
• Clover: "..... (Sighs), I really need to do something about Hurricane's dis-satisfaction with how Equestria handled defending itself. I'm worried he might end up making a another mistake over this."
• Sunset: "Yikes...... I, kinda see why you guys wanted to spend the holidays with us."
• Platinum: "Our major apologies if Hurricane's bad attatude spoiled the festitives..... As atypical of "Commander Hothead"."
• Puddinghead: "I know, right? Is it any wonder why the Windegos freezed him?"
• Sunset: Well... Aside from that, even if we got rid of magic access to that dimension, it wouldn't change my feelings that the dimension offered very little to me that this world can.
• Starswirl: True. When I first arrived there, they were in the third century of human history. A time period before the first 'true' machine even existed. But just like us in Equestria, it changed more than Equestria. The machines they possess cannot be properly operated by hooves.
• Sunset: Yeah, and humans don't believe nor know how to respectfully use Equestrian magic. Aside from the occasional human that comes across magic, nothing truly gets exciting for them. It's nothing compared to Equestria. There's no true danger or true challenge there. It's grading. If only humans had some conflict there.
• Twilight:... You know, Sunset? I know just the pony who might help you.
• Twilight takes Sunset with her.
• Starswirl: ".... I suppose the rest of us could check up on Hurricane. Just to make sure he avoids that inedable new mistake."
• Mistmane: "Espeically if it'll involve any of those E.E.A. characters."

Lyra and Bon-Bon's Home

• Sunset:... You sure this place will help me?
• Twilight: I happen to know Lyra on a personal level. She was one of my first friends since I left Canterlot. A lot of people say she's a lesbian to Bon-Bon, but they keep insisting that they are just genuine friends.
• Sunset: Yeesh, haven't seen that kind of crap since Frodo and Sam.
• Icky: I know! As I watched their scenes, I was just waiting for Golem to roll his eyes and be like "OH, CHRIST, JUST PROPOSE ALREADY!!!" (Twilight and Sunset giggled)
• Twilight: But yeah, they ARE just besties.
• Sunset:... And why do you think Lyra can help me?
• Twilight: Well, she's got a fixation for humans, so... Given how much she might know, she COULD give insight in how to understand them more.
• Sunset:... All this way, just for a philosophical lecture?
• Twilight: I wouldn't call it that. Call it a... Helpful way to get you to see humans on a more mental and instinctual level. Even humans themselves can't understand the impossible and the unbelievable, or even themselves for that matter. But... Knowing how the humans of that world behave, I think it could help.
• Sunset:... If you say so. (They knocked, as Bon-Bon answered)
• Bon-Bon: Oh, hello, Princess Twilight!... Who's this?
• Twilight:... This is Sunset Shimmer. She used to be a student at Celestia's School. She's also... Starlight's sister.
• Bon-Bon:... Didn't even know she HAD a sister.
• Iago: "Canon doesn't seem to think so either if the lastest speical's an indication."
• Sunset: Can we see, Lyra Heartstrings?
• Bon-Bon: Sure. LYRA?!? TWILIGHT IS HERE TO SEE YOU!
• Lyra: COMING! (An inappropriate sound was heard) WHOOO, WHAT A HANDLE!!!
• Sunset:... The heck?
• Bon-Bon: Don't ask! (Lyra came in with wobbly back legs)
• Lyra: Hey, Twilight!... Whose... Sunset? Wow, I remember seeing you at the school. You were the one who shrugged us off like a jerk when we wished to interact with you. What have YOU been up to?
• Twilight:... Oh, she's been somewhere I'm sure you'd be interested in.
• Lyra: Really? (Twilight whispered in her ear, as her eyes glittered up, she squeed, and the camera cut to Canterlot as she was heard screaming all over) A HUMAN DIMENSION?!? WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!?
• Twilight: I kinda figured you'd go too gaga for it. And you certainly justivied the concern. But I need your help now as the Element of Imagination.
• Sunset: The what?
• Twilight: It's a LONG story. Anyway, Lyra, Sunset's having a quarter-life crisis. She lives as a celebrity, hero, and singer for her human peers, yet she feels she's not feeling much... Enchantment, in that life, for herself and her human peers. I thought, since you know them more than anypony else, you could help out.
• Lyra: Well, you came to the right pony! But... Can I come over to this dimension in return?
• Twilight: Yes, anything! Just be sure not to act like yourself around them. Humans of that dimention had a, LOT, of social norms about un-autherised touching.
• Lyra: GREAT! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! (She snatched Sunset and went into a hidden room)

Lyra's Hidden Room

• Sunset:... WHOA, CELESTIA!! What is this? (She sees a lot of human-based papers, books, and studies)... What- (Lyra started to sing this)

Anthropology "ANIMATED PMV"

• Sunset: "....... Well, that was spontantious and random."
• Lyra: Favorite song to sing. Wrote the lyrics myself. Humans are very interesting in their own way. I can see the situation you're in. You're asking yourself: Can your homeworld and this new dimension ever co-exist? Well, the answers are hard to say, even for me. Humans ARE curious, and will look into anything new. But, the thing is, they need discipline when it comes to that stuff. They need some person to guide them and comprehend it far better, and don't get a little too curious. We all say that curiosity killed the cat, and that can happen to them if they're not careful. Heck, human discoveries of something often make-believe in their society, must be discovered in a balanced way. If a slight misdirection is apparent, they could harm themselves. First, humans need physical proof. It's too obvious that they'll never believe anything outside their beliefs, and would have the first one to speak up sent to a looney bin. Magic, to them, has to be seen to believed. There ARE humans out there who could have a rare reason to even believe you, but they need to look more into it to be sure. The second step, is to help them balance out the field. If they dive TOO deep, they can harm themselves. If they stand too far, they won't get anywhere. You need to guide them in between. The rest, they can handle on their own.
• Sunset:... I do get the picture, but... Here's the problem. Magic has no clear explanation or means of working in that world. Like you said, they don't have wings or magic. All they have, is machinery.
• Lyra: Exactly! Their machinery provides both flight and their own means of magic. Machines can do anything magic can. Ask Doctor Whooves, and he'll tell you that magic spells are so popular here, science is often overlooked. But it's the other way around in THEIR society. Magic is hard to understand because they've never seen it, and don't know how to make of or utilize it.
• Sunset:... So... What if they discover it? What then?
• Lyra: Well, I guess you can be there to offer the insight they need. You're the best source of information on Equestrian customs to them, right?
• Sunset: Well... Yeah. I mean, I still have the DVD of my time on that talk show. I explained the story of my world to them, and... They dubbed it as a funny satire.
• Lyra: Mind showing me?
• Sunset: Don't see why not. (She took out the DVD and placed it in) Though personally, I wished that interview went better then it did.

Talk Show Footage

• Human Morgana: (She and Human Ursula were shown to be talk show hosts in a Regis and Kathee Lee-style)... Welcome back to the Atlanta Sisters Show. We have a new appearance of someone of strange mystery.
• Human Ursula: That's right, Morgana.
• (Sunset): It was still odd to me that Ursula and Morgana were talk show hosts there.
• Human Morgana: We'd like to welcome, Sunset Shimmer! (Everyone cheered and applauded as Sunset appeared in her old attire)...
• Human Ursula: "So tell us about yourself, darling! Got any "Magical Horse" stories you liked to tell us?"
• Human Morgana and Ursula laughed!
• Human Morgana: "To those that don't know, Sunset is famous for claiming to be from an alternate dimention of magical ponies in a "United Universe" of otherworldly beings! Ain't she a riot, ladies and gents?"
• Sunset: You don't have to believe me, but it's true. And... My home isn't that bad. We're all ponies, either regular, unicorns, or pegasi. We each have our role and control life since we have Gods there. Pegasi control weather, unicorns have magic, and normal ponies are known for brute strength. (Everyone laughed)
• Human Ursula: I'm sure it must be magical there.
• Sunset: Yeah! It sure is. In fact, we have rarely even heard of humans, except those from other worlds. And... Our customs are quite different to yours. We still use gold as currency, we have a special mark on our flanks called cutie marks which we receive when we discover our calling in life. Oddly enough, we don't use terms like 'everyone' or 'somebody'. We just say 'everypony' or 'somepony'. (Everyone laughs)
• Human Morgana: (Laughs) Ain't THAT a laugh, Undertow? (Undertow was a semi-sentient freshwater shark in a bowl, who brooded)
• Human Ursula: 'Everypony'! (Laughs) Your people sound fun.
• Sunset: Yeah, we have the occasional threat to our perfect lives, but our Princesses are able to fend them off easily.
• Human Morgana: (Scoffs) Funny!
• Sunset: (Sighs)... Like I said, you don't have to believe me. I know it sounds made-up. But I won't force you to believe me. But... I feel I don't wanna laugh at my own home. Feel free to joke about me, but... I know the facts.
• Human Ursula:... Well, (Scoffs), Aside from that, is there anything else you do?
• Sunset: Well... I am a student and a kind of mascot to Canterlot High School. I sing, I perform, I do many other things. I'm a wiz at knowledge, I know a few... Magic tricks.
• (Lyra):... Seems like a good save.
• (Sunset): Oh, when it came to getting around their lack of belief in our world, I was excellent at it. I got an account for their alternate currency, by posing as a mentally ill patient to justify my claims of Equestria.
• (Lyra):... Clever.
• (Sunset): Yeah, it was.
• Human Morgana: I'm sure you're a good person on the inside, Ms. Shimmer. I'm sure a lot of us enjoy your stories, heck, it could be good to tell to children. But just stick to things that don't sound like make-believe.
• Sunset: Sure! I CAN sing a song for you if that's okay.
• Human Ursula: I'm sure that'd be wonderful.
• Human Morgana: "Would you like to use our stage band or do you have your own?"
• Sunset:... My own. But they're on break. Sooo... What do you two have? (Then got out Flotsam, Jetsam, Cloak, and Dagger as a mute band as Sunset sung this)

Silva Hound & Jyc Row - The Magic Flicker (feat. EileMonty)

• Human Morgana: (The audience applauded)... Powerful.
• Human Ursula: I dare even say, enchanting. But now it's about time for a commercal break. We'll be back asking for questions to Sunset after these messages.

Video Ended

• Sunset:... And there's the problem. Humans in the dimension don't have magic and therefore don't have adventure or excitement. They don't even believe in it or have the courtesy to use it responsibly.
• Lyra: Races tend to be progressive and will do good or bad with anything new they find, what did you expect?
• Sunset: Still. It's always about them and not us. Without wings or magic, it's boring.
• Lyra: BORING?! PHAH!!! I told you they don't need magic. Each race has something unique. Ponies have wings and magic, dragons have size, strength, and elemental breath, Changelings can shapeshift, pure hippogriffs have magic powers, griffins have power and wealth, and humans have dexterity, imagination, and technology. Their gadgets and gizmos can do the work of wings and magic. What's so boring about that?
• Sunset: Well they don't have the action we do. The school and my phone told me they had no conflicts, EVER. No wars. Nothing negative enough for an Equestrian-style adventure.
• Lyra: ".... Well...... That's, very unlike typical humans. Humans are basicly the epicenter of conflicts, hence my song said that they gotten into alot of fights. Humans are just as prone to make bad things just as they made good. They're basicly the perfect chaotic neutrol! How did that place EVER succeeded to be THAT utopian about their social interactions?!"
• Sunset: "Well, humans there may've ended up gaining pony purity cause of Equestrian magic, is my best guess."
• Lyra: "Fair point, but, even WE still get into conflicts with other races, even ourselves, every once in the while! Yeah, we're less likely to commenly have indivudals as bad as ones in otherworldly socities, but, we're not absolutely saintly?! Ponies CAN be greedy, they can be jerks, they CAN get mentally screwed up, they can be racist, they can be ALOT of other bad things! I felt like it is not just Equestrian Magic doing this! I felt like there's an omnitipent force that is making it that conflict is never very serious there!"
• Sunset: "Well, I been there for awhile, and, I never saw any force like it."
• Lyra: "Well, if you ever have the chance to see anything off, investigate it with the best of your ability. Because I felt like as if that place is being made to exist without conflict."
• Sunset: And that's a good thing?
• Lyra: Could be depending on the reason. But hey, Twilight promised I could visit sometime, so I can see for myself. Point is, humans have challenges of their own. They're more technologically advanced than us, and are constantly getting better. That's actually a challenge in of itself.
• Sunset: True, but I'm trying to figure out how magic works in that dimension. Starswirl said Equestrian magic is that dimension's sustenance, and even then, how it flows there is still a gigantic mystery.
• Lyra: Heh. Well I think I know a good place to start. Where in that dimension does the mirror portal go to?
• Sunset: The Wondercolt Statue in the front of Canterlot High. However it only opens once every thirty moons. So Twilight and recently that dimension's Twilight found a way to access the portal whenever they want. But since the Friendship Games, the statue was destroyed.
• Lyra: Hmm... Well, that statue had to have been some kind of anchor for Equestrian magic. Soooo... If the knowledge of magic I got from Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns is correct... (As the ending scene of Legend of Everfree was seen)... If an anchor is damaged, then Equestrian magic is bound to leak. It can be enough to cause a few anomalies. (The scene stopped) Though given it's a whole dimension, that can't be the only anchor. There could be other objects that could be anchurs into and from the dimention. Ya really need to be sure to look out for those, because they could either be impourent, or at risk of misuse by less then desireable folks, from either side of the dimentions.
• Sunset:... That's a good point. With an anchor like that damaged, Equestrian magic can be free to run rampant. But, it could also mean that it's more visible and noticeable, and therefore more people can abuse it.... I mean, it ACTUALLY explains how Juniper and Vignette got magic objects.
• Lyra: Exactly. Equestrian magic is just powerful enough to have a mind of it's own, and it's exploring the alien dimension they're in. But if it accumulates enough, it could cause things like being noticeable to other dimensions, powerful anomaly storms, or worse, monsters from other dimensions can enter, some of which can bypass the dimension's assimilating effects.
• Sunset: Well that's also true. When that dimension's Twilight accidentally stole our pony power, and even got corrupt with magic during the Friendship Games, it was able to bypass that. It allowed her Spike, which is a dog there, to develop speech. It also summoned a jackalope when she siphoned Fluttershy's magic and even a Devil's Snare into the Triathlon event.
• Lyra: Ugh, Devil's Snare is a very dangerous plant. It makes the Harry Potter version look like simple case of weed growth. And it got into that world without any effects?
• Sunset: Yes.
• Lyra: Then I rest my case. With the right quantum-based magic, you can bypass a dimension's assimilating effects. Heck, if you can harness the dimension's aura, you can turn someone into what they'd look like there, HERE! (The figure was watching and was surprised by that) So if I managed to harness this dimension's aura, I could turn anyone into a human...... Just for an example, though. Not that I'd use it on myself. (Chuckles as the figure was overjoyed before disappearing)... But back on track, the magic leak can actually give you an Equestrian-style adventure. You might just find yourself sailing bow-first into an anomalic tropical storm.
• (Deadpool): *Cough* Foreshadowing! *Cough*
• Sunset: ".... Well, great. Good to know that I have to look out for otherwise inoccuious things that could be anchurs to this dimention, and that I may need to get city hall to go through their plans to began work to rebuild the Wondercolt Statue. Though without being able to explain why, I would just be writen off as someone who has town pride for the statue and won't be able to effect their dicidtion, and they might just end up either replacing the statue or it just becomes stuck as election promise bait! So much for coming here to relax."
• Lyra: Hey, life's not meant to be easy no matter what dimension you're in. So, just saying you have excitement about to be knocking at your door. Humanity isn't so boring once you get used to it.
• Sunset: I suppose not. But hey, it does help the information you gave me. Thanks.
• Lyra: Anytime. (She left)... (She opens up a browser of hands and shivers in lust) ****** ********!!!!
• (Bon-Bon): YOU'RE SO SICK, YOU KNOW THAT?!

The Milk Gallery.

• Hurricane was seen having drunk alot of cow milk.
• Hurricane: "(Miserably) Give another pint, cow."
• Betsy McMoo, the cow bartender: "Look, I admire your fine taste in milk lad, but I think you have enough.... Just as much as my udders are startin' to feel like a Grasslandian Sahara!"
• Hurricane: "(Angerly) Hey, it's the least you could do after how your country made us shoot our ability to defend ourselves in the foot?! If it were not for that trade deal, that law would've saved us from the Storm King?!"
• Betsy McMoo: "Hey now, if it makes you feel better, all of Bovinia didn't knew about a "Storm King" neither! We were shocked to have heard about that mess in Equestria. He was just as much as a surprise to my people as he was to yours."
• Pansy showed up.
• Pansy: "Uh, don't mind him, he's just.... Very passionate about Equestria and it's stability as a land."
• Betsy McMoo: "Well I suggest you tell your friend to take it easy on the accusations and the Tempest-talk. I can't promise he would be popular with people with behavior like that. (Leaves to start cleaning dishes)."
• Pansy: ".... You were lucky I was here to stop that from accsellating."
• Hurricane: "Ya also prevented me from negosiating another pint of milk."
• Pansy: "All due respect Hurricane, I seen how you, "Negosiate", it doesn't tend to end well. Heck, it's kinda why we ended up founding Equestria to begin with because you couldn't coherse anyone to accept your terms on, just about everything."
• Hurricane: "..... Listen, Pansy, I know the others are gonna give me shit about what I just said, so, can I ask you to ask them to just give me some time to think and reflect and to not bring the subject back? Espeically to Starswirl if you can. I'm already fully aware how much I fucked up with Beezen, I don't need constint reminders."
• Pansy: "Pardon me for being informal, sir, but, I have to say, that's a negative on that order. You won't feel any better if you repress that regret. You need to have a discussion with the other founders and the Pillers. That being said, I will tell the others to at least allow you a chance to mope and not to call you out on it TOO badly, but, you must promise to come back to us to talk about it afterwords. Is that agreeable sir?"
• Hurricane: "..... I'll..... Think about it."
• Pansy: "Thank you sir. I'll find the others..... And uh, I'll see if I can ask Miss Platintum to cover for you about paying Miss McMoo."
• Betsy McMoo's voice: "That's not a very reassuring thing that he came here with no money, miss."
• Pansy: "Don't worry, it'll be covered, Miss McMoo. (Zooms off)."
• High Chancellor Warface was seen in the bar, along with two older pegaci.
• Warface: "..... There he is, boys..... Commander, Hurricane."
• Older Pegaci 1: ".... I don't believe my barely funtional eyesight! Is that REALLY him?!..... Didn't think he'd looked like a mare."
• Older Pegaci 2: "THAT'S A GUY- (Warface covered his mouth)"
• Warface: "SHUSH SHUSH SHUSH?! Don't draw pre-mature attention to yourselves, you Wonderbolt has-beens! You two are my best wingponies back in the day and are the only ones who can seriously help me out!"
• Older Pegaci 1: "Is this about that E.E.A. thing ya use to do?"
• Warface: "(Sarcasticly) No, I was hoping he would give me an authergrapth on a grossly inaccreate training card of him- WHAT DO YOU THINK, YA OLD COOTS?!"
• Older Pegaci 2: "Hey, we're not that old! We're middle-aged at best."
• Warface: "Listen, Tactical Strike, Army Pants, you two were my wing-ponies, and the only ones I can trust with this. I already failed getting Flash Magnus on the E.E.A.'s side thanks to Fearmonger's basturd son, but never have I thought the Founders would be back?! But it would desistate me if all the founders back the school! I need to push them away from that and get them on the E.E.A.'s side. And Hurricane's the perfect guy. If we can get the Founders to turn on the School, then ponies will listen to the E.E.A. much better, thus earning the Sub-Council's attention, and we can get the E.E.A. back in working condition! Then FINALLY that damn School of Friendship will get what's coming to them!"
• Tactical Strike: "So what're we here for again?"
• Army Pants: "Yeah, I'm missing out on my shows for this."
• Warface: "I want to be able to talk to Hurricane uninterupted. I want you two to keep the other founders and Pillers from coming in here and disrupting me. Keep them out until I completely turn Hurricane against the school. Can I trust you two with that?"
• Tactical Strike: "Come on, Warface, I was our team's stragigists, and Army Pants is..... Well, he was there."
• Army Pants: "Hey! I helped out, too, you know!"
• Warface: "Just carry out what needs to be done and let me work my power of persaysion on him, simpletons?! (Tactical Strike and Army Pants went off to do their thing while Warface got to where Hurricane was)..... I never thought I could believe it..... But I do! The Commander Hurricane is back."
• Hurricane: "...... The hell are you?"
• Warface: "Allow me to introduse myself. I am Warface, time-honored veteren of the Wonderbolts, and- (Hurricane suddenly sprung up with eyes getting bloodshot again)....... Mr. Hurricane?"
• Hurricane: "...... You mind, repeating, what you just, said?"
• Warface:... I am Warface, a-
• Hurricane: TIME-HONORED WONDERBOLT VETERAN?!? I DON'T LISTEN TO THOSE OF A TASKFORCE THAT ONLY EXISTS TO SHAME THE VERY NAME OF THE EQUESTRIAN MILITARY I STARTED!!! NOT EVEN FORMER MEMBERS!!!! YOU, SIR, ARE NOT WORTHY OF MY ATTENTION, EVEN IF THE WONDERBOLTS DESPISE YOU!!! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!!!
• Warface: I think you misunderstand. You and I have the same problem.
• Hurricane: And I think YOU misunderstand. I, DON'T, CARE!!!!
• Warface: Heh.... You were always so aggressive, even during the dawn of Equestria. If I didn't know any better, I'd say you should've been frozen to death by those Windigoes, or even exiled for that outrageous Windigo-inviting temper.
• Hurricane: (Had a flashback of Pansy saying the same thing and just punched him through the wall of the tavern) YOU JUST PUSHED THE WRONG BUTTON, YOU DISGRACEFUL LITTLE S***!!!!
• Warface: Such strength. You definitely ARE the famous Commander Hurricane. But, my father, Commander Warmonger, was a prized admirer of you. So I have a few tricks up my sleeves that may just surprise you. If I were you, I'd stable that temper of yours before you end up like my father when his temper got him a heart attack.
• Hurricane: Oh, I'm SOOOO scared! This pony thinks he can scare me to make good on his name. Get ready to change your name to "Warzone", cause that's what your face is about to become, Landfill! (Attacked only for Warface to catch his hoof, smash it in his face and kick him down)... What?!
• Warface: The classic full frontal assault. A Wonderbolt Rookie can avoid and counter that on their first year. And the name of "Warface" is more than my name suggests. (This was his warface as Hurricane had the same reaction)

Mulan Craziness Parody!

2:37-2:42

• Warface: Oh no you don't. (Cuts him off with a kick) We don't have to fight. Just drop that attitude and be reasonable.
• Hurricane: "What's the big idea anyway, wiseguy?!"
• Warface: I just wanna talk! Can we settle this Pegasus to Pegasus?
• Hurricane: I told you I don't listen to ponies like you.
• Warface: And yet this pony actually scared the legendary Commander Hurricane and is kicking his ass with no sweat.
• Hurricane: "..... The hell you want anyway?"
• Warface: I have something that can fix this military problem of yours.
• Hurricane: I sincerely doubt that.
• Warface: Oh, I can. You want to know why the Wonderbolts are still garbage? Because I was close to helping them, twice. I represent the EEA, and-
• Hurricane: Okay, I gotta stop you right there. Twilight told me about you asswipes. So, no deal.
• Warface: I wasn't finished.
• Hurricane: Don't care. I want no part of this deal if the EEA is involved.
• Warface: Not even if I was trying to have the Wonderbolt Academy bring better recruits by your ways?
• Hurricane: Nice try. All you're doing is feeding me everything I want to hear. Well your cooking is the worst. Go away.
• Warface: I'm telling the truth. Wonderbolt Academy used to be EEA accredited.
• Hurricane: Well no wonder they turned out so s****y.
• Random Pony: OH, SHOTS FIRED!!!!
• Warface: Well it would've been better if some idiotic Chancellor hadn't loused it up with this outdated fear of interracial espionage. And on freaking kids no less. I mean, I would've barely understood adults, but kids? I knew that chancellor's dad, and he was NOT kidding on how much he over-reacted. I tried to get the Academy back in accredited order through one of my ancestor's legendary comrades, the Pillar of Bravery himself, Flash Magnus, but Neighsay once again loused it up with some fib to accredit some rotgut excuse for a friendship school in Las Pegasus, that Magnus' friend Starswirl was attending, and it was proven to be a dishonest sham with stolen lessons, AND it was for profit, of which the E.E.A. NORMALLY disapproves off, but Neigh-butt approved of it anyway, just to spite Sparkle! It was basicly sacrivicing our standerds, for petty revenge! Petty, and shorted lived thanks to those sham-artists getting cocky and getting caught, thus ruining my chance. This, Commander Hurricane, is what I'm asking. With the Founder of the Equestrian Military on my side, the military can thrive again.
• Hurricane:... You are so full of s***! What kind of maggot burrowing in a corpse's brain-dead idiot do you take me for? I am Equestria's very first commander-in-chief of the military. Ya think I don't reckitnised the likes of empty-promise bareing scum like you when they crawl from their holes before me?! This is nothing more than a means to get back at Princess Twilight, something you hypocritically called out this Neighsay guy for! I may be upset about Equestria having a PISS-POOR sense of self-defence, but I won't sacrivice my morals and integitry over it. If you think bribing me is going to win me over, then you're out of your mind.
• Warface: Hmph. Fine. But ask yourself this: Will this be my only chance to protect Equestria from outer threats worse than the Storm Clan? Because if we can't fix it, nothing will. After all, a MILLENNIUM has gone by and nothing in Equestria's defenses have changed. And this happened, because we ponies happened to like the trade deal the bovines were offering and the law meant for give Equestria this ideal way of defence, ended up being deemed "Racist" because the bovines needed to learn magic while their land was in a serious famine after a very bad Locust Dragon Swarm came by. This is for the good of Equestria. As dishonorable as Neighsay was, AND BELIEVE YOU ME, I AIN'T A FAN OF SAYING POSITIVE THINGS ABOUT FEARMONGER'S BASTURD SON, but he was doing what he thought was right for Equestria. He just made the mistake of making the wrong enemies and picked a losing battle against the decidtions of the tree of harmony. He should've instead tried to show the tree that maybe there can be better and more effective opitions then something as extreme as teaching other races friendship which always runs the risk of, at best, them getting it wrong, like seriously, Changelings are doing a litteralist interpretation of Hearth's Warming, it's down right embarrising! And at worse, and outside of what Neighsay was afraid, that they don't even take it seriously. It's not that the races don't know friendship is the problem. It's more like, they may lack the purity, or not have the correct amount of it, to truely get the picture. Also, what Sparkle's doing isn't garrentied to make enough would-be defenders before the ineditable next Storm Clan rampage. We need to grant a solution we BOTH know we'll give faster results, Hurricane. And we both already have that idea, Hurricane. I want to improve the military like you. I could help get that law of yours back. Granted, it'll likely have to be changed to accomindate the trade with Bovinia, but aside from that, I know some old goverment offictal friends in Horsington HC, heck, one of them's a member of the E.E.A. even, that can help get that law back in working order.
• Hurricane: Even if you could, why should I trust you? You'd help us both, but only to help yourself and the EEA more. The fact I would benefit from this is just to maintain loyalty, a stunt no less different then how the mare Tempest interacted with the Storm King. I can't help to feel that you and those E.E.A. pals of yours would dump me the minute it is convinent and/or inconvinent, at the least. I already made that retarded mistake of trusting someone who talks a big game but may offer me nothing in the end. I do not believe in repeating them. Face it, you dumb washout, it's going to take a lot more than that to sway the one who founded our land's defenses.
• Warface: "..... See, this time, at least when you rejected me, it wasn't because you heard about the latest jackass move from Neighsay. This is one I can work with, because then all I have to do is wait for you to change your mind. That being said, I'll keep in touch with ya, Commander Hurricane. There's no garrentie that you'll stomich how embarrisngly crappy our millaterry has gotten while you were gone forever. Even the most disapleaned of soldiers will weep at the disterbing amount of incompidence our millaterry suffers. Hell, you should see that Firebrand-wanna-be and how he "copes" with our incompident armed forces. And remember, that school will not be able to have those defenders ready before the next Storm Clan attack. It may already be too late by then. (Flies off)....."
• Tactical Strike and Army Pants were seen faultering away as well as the rest of the Founders and the Pillers stood victorious as they seemed to have forced the duo out of the way.
• Platitinum: "LET THAT BE A LESSON, YOU HAS-BEEN BRUTES?!"
• The episode paused.
• Deadpool: (Pops out) Uh, yeah, hi, excuse me. Two seconds here. I just want to remind you guys... This episode is supposed to be about this Lord Millipede guy, not Warface.
• Scroopfan: "Oh great, now X is getting the idea of using Deadpool to mouth-piece on how the story works!"
• Deadpool: Oh, really? What gave it away?
• Scroopfan:" Email. I get notifications from this site to me. But that's besides the point. Deadpool, you usually didn't had a problem with how we make our narratives until he added this line here?!"
• Deadpool: "I know, I know, don't get me wrong, usually I don't have a problem with some side-plots here and there, it's just that, you would think a giant dimention-traveling millapede would be a sole focus here, and-"
• Scroopfan: "Well keep in mind that this episode came to be part of an arc, Deadpool, so alchourse some attention will have to be given to the villains of this arc, the E.E.A., cause after all, this is pretty much the sub-arc that is the School of Friendship arc."
• Deadpool: "Oh, right, you were doing that catagory arc thing now with the episodes. Just saying that maybe this episode should've been a standalone, an episode not needing to be apart of anything."
• Scroopfan: "Then that makes it filler, and those that like to have narratives in episodes don't tend to be crazy for filler episodes, or to be more polite, episodic episodes. We live in an age where people want a bigger narrative in the shows, in which, apart from Spongebob BARELY, people aren't crazy for episodic adventures of the week episodes anymore."
• Deadpool: "Well then that just makes both Seasons 1 and 2 of SAF really awkwordly jarring now, are they? Apart from the seasons-panding "Qui Arc", it has nothing BUT filler/episodic episodes, now was it? Also, we're sidetracked, I was talking about how attention that should've been given to a trans-dimentional millapede that's OBVIOUSLY a homage to Charlie the Unicorn, ends up going a side-dish villain who shouldn't even matter for the EPISODE, even if he's part of the arc! I felt like this episode didn't even needed a side-dish baddy!"
• MSM: Does it even matter if there's a secondary villain? It's not like he's going to steal the show from an all-powerful bug here.
• Deadpool: Yeah, well, this chapter is ALSO taking WAY too long here! I mean, I know this sort've thing is usually a problem with ALL moisodes in SAF, but, come on, I felt like this "Hurricane's Inner Struggle" thing was just added for the sake of unrelated druma before the real problem of the episode shows up! I mean, I know I usually don't give shit to that, but for once, I felt like this needed to be addressed!
• MSM: Well, it's practically already over.
• Scroopfan: "Ugh, as much as I wanted to add abit more about the Founders and the Pillers consoling Hurricane, fine, we'll drop it pre-maturely and get back on track. But you have to make up for it by not distrupting secondary narratives again, because you effectively made us create a plothole in character defelupment in favor of the main story."
• Deadpool: Goody-woody. Allow me. (Turns the scene cartoonishly like a page)

Chapter 2: Arrival of a Space Millipede/Sir Millimer Tort Venenbach Trot DeSpell XV

Unknown Dimention with a Mansion

• Lord Millipede (Still Silluetted): Ahhhh, Sunset Shimmer. My waifu senpai. You and I shall be together forever. And... I ACTUALLY GET TO CHANGE YOU INTO A HUMAN!!! I mean, nothing against Bronies and their love for horse-butts, but, I'm more of the fan of the human form, I JUST LOVE YOU BETTER THAT WAY!!! BUZZTON!!! It's time we did some... Quantum sampling.
• Buzzton: And how do you plan to see this through, sir-ma'am?
• Lord Millipede: I'm saving that as a surprise. Soon, I will have a new purpose in the multiverse. And with the beautiful Sunset Shimmer on my side, we'll be better than messiahs, or gods, or titans. WE, WILL, BE, VERSES!!!!
• Buzzton: 'Verses'? You're really going to use that "AUU" dimension's term for outer gods?
• Lord Millapede: "Hey, I was raised in that dimention's culture when my babypod ended up there, I can't help but to adopt some of their cultural shindiggery, so sue me."
• Buzzton: "Wouldn't dream of it, my lord-lady, it's just, it just feels odd to refer to them like a mortal does."
• Lord Millapede: "Well, that's the thing. I also need to keep my cover that I am but another average mortal to that new dimention, cause remember how badly it went in Pharagu in that other dimention? When I lost, I implusively in anger made people forget about life there. I ended up having my birth planet turned into a garbage dump?! What I hoped is that by making the USRA forget, a loyalist would free me by then so I can have the chance to start-over with them thinking that Pharagu's lifeless. I wasn't gunning for my home planet becoming the trash capital of the universe!"
• Buzzton: "Well, aren't you usually capable of immpeckable hindsight, my lord-lady?"
• Lord Millapede: "Not when I get pissy or miserable, Buzzton. But with Sunset, it will no longer matter whether or not dimentions get wise on me.... As long as I have her love, I can always hope I finally have the perfect dimention of 100% loyal and absolute zero in the suspition department."
• Buzzton: "Well, there's the matter of people questioning the existence of a giant rainbow insectiod, sir-ma'am."
• Lord Millapede: "That's why I've been sprousing up on silly mortal talk, Buzzton. I want to enter there entirely new and fresh. I want that dimention to think that I'm just an AUUian migrant that has heard of Equestria Girls and wants to meet Sunset as a fan.... And I hope to get some chemesty started between from there if you catch my drift."
• Buzzton: Oh, that's easy. Disguise yourself as a normal Fleeming. Your foster dimension basically gave you their physiology anyway. The rest is up to the master.
• Lord Millipede: Oh, Buzzton, I like the way your mind works, albeit because we think alike.
• Fly Creature 2: "Wait, but..... What if those Heroes Act Guys come after you?"
• Lord Millapede: "Oh don't worry, they'll most likely be looking for a giant rainbow millapede, not so much a harmless old Fleeming Coot."
• Fly Creature 2: ".... But what about Stinkscale?"
• Lord Millapede: "...... (Deadpan) What about Stinky?"
• Fly Creature 2: Won't he tell them about us? He is kinda beating himself up because he accidentally betrayed you. And that he might not think straight cause you showed him a depiction of those, things.
• Lord Millapede: "...... (Facepalms) OH VERSES DAMN IT?! Okay, maybe they have a limited means of dimentional travel and-"
• Buzzton: "They actselly have a friend in an invidual named "Tranze Porter", who-"
• Lord Millapede: "UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?! SAY NO MORE?! Then I need to disable this "Porter" guy."
• Buzzton: I'll keep you posted if anything in the other dimensions come up.
• Lord Millapede: "(Wields his staff) Yeah yeah, you do that."

HA HQ.

• A Gollox-Lest was seen working on his device, when suddenly, Millapede's magic began to effect it, surprising the hybrid, as the device began to go haywire as the hybrid grabbed it and got sucked right into a portal!

A dark realm.

• The Hybrid ended up into the a dark looking realm, as dark sounding whale sounds were heard as the Hybird looked in shock and began to scream, as he paniced to try and activate the device but it would never work.

HA HQ.

• The HA arrive.
• Clifton: "Okay Tranze, we- (Saw that he was gone)...... THE F*** DID HE GO?! HE WAS ALWAYS HERE WHEN WE NEED HIM?!"
• Zosimo: ".... I need to see the computer for the camera feed. I think something might be up. (He saw what happened through the cameras)... DAMMIT, LORD MILLIPEDE!!!"
• Xandy: He eliminated our main method of transportation anywhere.
• Vancer: (Bashing his head on the wall) DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT!!!!
• Zorra: SONOVA BITCH!!!!
• Clifton: Well great, now what do we do?
• Xandy: "Well we can always get to the Interdimentional Portal."
• Hudson: "Tch, only for Millipede to turn it into a giant cookie, or a doughenut! He may not have done it yet, but he's LIKELY to do so! So using the portal's OUT of of the deal!"
• Telthona: Uh, don't we have magic?
• Samantha: Interdimensional spells are just too complex for me and Magnum. I can only transport us across our intermediate UUniverses, and that's it.
• Libby: "And I'm out, cause the Mirotis may had been powerful, but even THEY are still exspearimenting with trans-dimentional powers. So the orb may not yet be able to utilise such things yet, if at all in this lifetime."
• Vancer: AW, COME ON!!!! MAGIC IS SO USELESS!!! (Smashed his head through the wall)
• Samantha: NOT USELESS, JUST LIMITED TO THE WIELDER, STOP YOUR WHINING!!!! (PUNCHES VANCER DOWN)! UUGGHHH!!! ASSHOLE?!
• Clifton: HONEY!!
• Samantha:... (Sighs) Sorry. It's just that we're clearly not ready for a threat like Lord Millipede. This is why we need help.
• Nanobyte: With the Lodgers, we can do it. What're you even worried about?
• Samantha: Guys, you don't get it. Taking on something omnipotent like him is like trying to kill a god. It can't be done no matter how many people are helping us. We need more than numbers. We need to find a weakness.
• Zosimo: "Well then we'll get to Stinkscale and-"
• Hudson: "And endanger HIM as well and have him get lost in the multiverse like Tranze!"
• Tyberious Jr.: "Well can't we just ask the Yaterons to trap him back into the ritual?"
• Zorra: "Well I doubt Millapede will allow himself to be defeated the same way twice. Who knows what could he do to the Yaterons if they or ANY USRA race gets involved?!"
• Samantha: "AHEM! I know of one who can help us and would not be as liable to easily fall prey to Millapede's power..... Elder Dimentus of the Magilo Council. A master of dimentional magic."
• Xandy: "Sweet. All Millapede did was delay the ineditable."
• Samantha: "Just, be warned of one thing..... Dimentus is not of our universe, nor the Lougers'. His people were off another dimention that, like Millapede, was devoured by, the very same kind of creatures."
• Nanobyte: "Oh great. Another transdimentional freak?! As if the insectiods are bad enough?! Is he a bug creature two?!"
• Samantha: "Actselly, no..... Are any of you perhaps familier with the other universe film A Quiet Place? He's kinda like that, but sentient, and some radical differences."
• Nanobyte: "Well STILL he sounds freaky as f***!"
• Samantha: "And that's, another thing..... He tends to be, anti-social, and, prone to be abit irritable. Hence why he RARELY, if at all, attends Magilo Meetings. He mostly stays in his people's planet that came from the devoured dimention. It can be found in the same sector as Planet Magelio, but, it was kept unmarked to avoid discovery, as he even asked the council to keep the planet's precise location a secret. He wants his people to live in peace and to not be harrassed for not belonging here."
• Zosimo: "Well why is Dimentus so crabby about it?"
• Samantha: "..... He lives in enturnal regret, that he could not stop his home dimention from being eaten, and that he was only able to save his homeworld, and not the many colonies his people had. He believes he had failed the people he wasn't able to save."
• Xandy: "Well hey, at least he saved an entire planet."
• Samantha: "But reception for this is, mixed..... A lot of the people on the planet are forever heartbroken by the loss of families and loved ones that were at wrong places at wrong times, that were inadvertingly abandoned in the end because Dimentus didn't know what to do. They lost their empire because their science-based magic became too powerful and these creatures deemed them a threat to the Multiverse' safety."
• Clifton: "Well that depends, were Dimentus' people doing anything particularly bad?"
• Samantha: "..... Dimentus' people used to be, very imperialistic. They likely have, a netourious reputation of having congured all of existence in that dimention.... But that doesn't excuse what these, unspeakle creatures, did to prevent inter-dimentional conquest. Dimentus became a broken being."
• Hudson: "Well how did an unhappy gus like him got accepted into the Magilo Council?"
• Samantha: "He greatly defeated and ended a cult of Dark Magilo Users that ended up discovering forbidden depictions of the same creature Stinkscale saw. And in a rather extreme way that ensured that they would not be a threat ever again. He was accepted so the Magilo Council can keep him close and keep him from taking his people back on the path that ruined their home to begin with. Espeically on how Dimentus always dreams of destroying the forbidden creatures when he gains the right amount of power."
• Stephence: "Goodness. Aren't the council afraid that Dimentus could be at risk of turning into a villain?"
• Samantha: "That's why they brought him into Magilo. To fix his broken heart."
• Aurlena: Well are you the only one who knows?
• Samantha: The information is way too classified. He fears that these creatures knew he saved his planet and spared it as an act of repentance. A way to keep history from repeating itself. So he simply kept as little as possible from knowing about it. Some of which included memory erasing.
• Miami: So, we just ask the Council?
• Samantha: Actually... There's one memory he left behind in me. In order to find him, we need to go on a quest of clues.
• Vancer: Because of COURSE we do.
• Samantha: SHUT UP! It's to keep his planet safe. If anyone were to know, his people would be at risk of takeover and potential repeat of their mistake. They're hiding not just for themselves, but for us. If the incident repeats, our dimension is gone and there's nothing we can do. So don't EVER complain about that just because it is inconvenient AGAIN!!!!
• Vancer: Well SOOOOORRY, magic lady! You know that quests and inconvenience aren't my cup of tea.
• Telthona: Too bad for you. No matter what dimension we're in, life is full of inconvenience.
• Hudson: "Though, I'm worried about Tranze. What if he's at someplace awful?"
• Zosimo: "Well the best we can do for him is figure out Dimentus' clues and see if he can help us get him back, or at least give us an ability to travel into dimentions as well."
• Miami: But what if we're too late? What if he went to a poisonous dimension? Or a dangerious one? Or even a place that will horrendusly trumatise him or at the least annoy him to complete insanity?
• Hawkens: "Well it ain't gonna do good going on a Multiverse field trip to random places looking for him if we DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE HE IS?!"
• Zosimo: We can just check his portaling catalog. He always has it on standby in case anybody's stranded.
• Nanobyte: You mean the one that's been broken beyond repair right here?
• Zosimo: F***!
• Miami: Well, quest it is. Lord Millipede isn't going to let us go that easily.
• Vancer: (He was once again hitting his head on the wall)
• Nanobyte: Don't try to make us laugh, VL. This is SERIOUS!

Millipede's Dimention.

• Lord Millapede (still silluetted): "HA-HA! Behold! The HA will now be too busy going on a massively unrelated quest for their next best chance to go after me. It'll take them HOURS! I'll finally have my new queen by then."
• Buzzton: "Brilliant move, sir-ma'am."
• Lord Millipede: Darn right it's a brilliant move. I'm all-knowing.
• Fly Creature 2: "Just to be safe though, do you wanna send some guys to keep an eye on their progress? Even if the quest is a long one, it doesn't hurt to keep an eye on them to avoid surprises. That way, you would know to maybe prevent trouble if need be."
• Lord Millipede: Good observation. Then you, Buizz, will be in charge of that.
• Buizz: SIR-MAM!!!!
• Lord Millipede: I won't let anything ruin my purpose in the multiverse again. With my home universe lost forever, I have no meaning and I MUST find it.
• Buzzton: And we'll see to it your aura harnessing plans come to fruition. Just be warned that quantum siphoning is a crime that attracts those abominations.
• Lord Millipede: It's just enough for a simple change.
• Buzzton: Yes, but both the human dimension and the OUU are different sizes. That means that a spell like this can only be temporary unless a massive amount of quantum energy is applied.
• Lord Millipede: How much?
• Buzzton: About 2 trillion qubits.
• Lord Millipede: Well that dimension has over 900 centillion qubits in it, and the OUU is 11 times that. Don't exactly see anything noticeable to those monsters.
• Buzzton: Normally yes. However, the creatures instinctively smell familiar universe auras including your own. The caster of a spell involving interdimensional aura can be sniffed out by them, and you have utilized 75% the human dimension's worth qubits your entire life leaving you at great risk.
• Lord Millipede: Okay, nothing you said meant anything.
• Buzzton: In laments terms, you'll be busted by those-that-must-not-be-named if you aren't careful with this. It's actually something easy to comprehend to both UUniverses but not exactly our dimension. It's called compromised interdimensional spells.
• Lord Millipede: Look, I'll just take your word for it and use less magic.
• Buzzton: Yes. Casting too much magic to universal excess is dangerous, and you're just powerful enough to do it. In fact, you've caught the attention of a pocket dimension in the OUU publicly called 'Mewni'. So, the Heroes Act and Shell Lodge won't be your only problems.
• Lord Millipede:... Did you say 'Mewni'?
• Buzzton:... Yes?
• Lord Millipede:... Holy s***! It CAN'T be! Mewmans, still alive?... I thought...... Buzzton, send Benzel to look into that.
• Buzzton: Um, yes sir-mam! (Buzzes off)
• Lord Millipede: "The rest of you: Start making the place look nice for my would-be fiance! I want her to be impress with my though recently created by 10.0 seconds Dimentional Mansion."
• Fly Creatures: "SIR-MA'AM?!"
• Lord Millipede: Our time is more critical than we realize since we caught the attention of a fellow victimized race. That'll increase the heat on me from those beasts for sure. They CANNOT find me. It's too late to slow them down. We must succeed before they find me. (The Silluetted Lord Millipede begins to transform in a heavy ray of flashes and light)

Equestria.

• The Lougers were seen setting up the table for an Equestrian Thanksgiving in Twilight's castle.
• Sunset: (She came back)
• Icky: Back so soon, huh? How'd your visit with Equestria's favorite anthrophile go?
• Sunset: It was... Interesting, to say the least. The Lyra back in the Human Dimension probably wouldn't be so enthusiastic about hooves.
• Squidward: "Would it really be smart to assume that?"
• Sunset: "Well it's not like the Lyra I know has a fetish about horses or anything."

Human Equestria.

• Human Lyra was seen in a horse costume to the confusion of Human Bon Bon......
• Human Bon-Bon: "...... I, don't even wanna know."

Equestria

• Sunset: So how's preparations on Thanksgiving going?
• SpongeBob: Wonderful. I brought an entire load of Krabby Patties.
• Mr. Krabs: You better have paid for em, boy! You know the rules.
• Spyro: Mr. Krabs, can you not extort on a Thanksgiving? The only thing that should be paid is thanks.
• Mr. Krabs: It's MY dish, and MY property. And just like when Lucasarts and Marvel joined the Disney Universe, you have to pay for the rights to me property.
• Shifu: Mr. Krabs, if you're going to insist on desecrating the holidays, you need to leave.
• Mr. Krabs: Not until I get me payment.
• Icky: HERE'S YOUR PAYMENT, HOLIDAY RUINER!!! (Splatters a Krabby Patty in his face and so did many other Lodgers)
• Sunset:...
• Bagheera: This usually happens whenever SpongeBob tries to make Krabby Patties off-work. Mr. Krabs isn't exactly the most generous person in the UUniverses.
• Rarity: It's a dishonor to this very holiday. Take it from me.
• Sunset: ".... Yikes. Is he always like this?"
• Icky: "Primarly since the Modern Spongebob Episodes began to play too much on his greed aspect to ludicrist levels. I mean, sure, in the older Spongebob episodes he wasn't exactly the saint of generosity, but he rarely went too far, baring certain exceptions like when jellyfish jelly was added to Krabby Patties and he wanted to capitalised on that and done it too hard."
• Sunset: "Gross! Jellyfish are not made of actual jelly!"
• Icky: "Well, then I think the ones of Spongebob's world didn't get the memo, because they DO actselly make the stuff."
• Sunset:... They make a fruit-based preserve you put on toast, like bees?
• SpongeBob: Yeah. They extract it from flowers.
• Sunset: Flowers?
• Sandy: That's what they call the tunicates that grow in Bikini Bottom.
• Sunset:... Cartoons are both smart and insane at the same time. And I didn't even know that was possible.
• SpongeBob: You said it. We don't even get to show our cartoony nature in this series much.
• Sunset: Well that's sad.
• Squidward: Well it means we don't feel pain. Besides, all the punishment he DOES get is just to prove to him that money isn't worth anything if you don't spend it.
• Mr. Krabs: I DO SPEND IT!!! I GOTTA PAY FOR ME BUSINESS SOMEHOW!!! Espeically all the times where I need to repair the Krusty Krab or when I change out things in the Krusty Krab that needed to go after they stop selling. Alchourse, sometimes it helps to recycle some bits from the Krusty Krab 2 every once in the while.
• Squidward: "It also helps that it's litterally just the normal Krusty Krab but with a number next to it. What, is the next attempt at making another Restaurent gonna have a number in it too?"
• Mr. Krabs: "If ya mean like "Krusty Krab 3", well, that's kinda on a hiatus due to 2's commercial, uh, "Limited Success"..... But I might consider a "Krusty Krab 2.0." if I could ever get me hands on any AUU or Futurasian Stuff, even both if luck would have it. I'm envision a robotic restaurent that runs by itself while we stay in the original Krusty Krab, with robotic employees that don't need paychecks. Cause they're robots. I mean, what would robots buy anyway?"
• Icky: "Ya know, Futurasia alone might complain about the lack of robot rights edittic, Eugene. And I'm sure the AUU might have some of their own versons of Ropedia in their universes. Heck, even OUR Ropedia might have some issues about it. And even then, what makes ya sure Plankton won't try to hijack that restaurent against ya since he's so DEAD focus on distrupting your business?"
• Shifu: Not to mention the AUU has laws against trading technology to other dimensions, just like they have laws against bringing advanced technology to less-advanced beings.
• Po: Yeah, it's like giving an unsentient chimp a flamethrower. It's awesome as all hell, but you'd REALLY want to take it away quickly.
• Tigress: Basically you're on the verge of breaking another law.
• Mr. Krabs: UGH, WHY DOES THE LAW ALWAYS HAVE TO HAMPER ME BUSINESS?!
• Peng: Why do YOU have to insist on being unethical in your business approach?
• Mr. Krabs: You try livin' in the modern business world and gettin' used to bad times.
• Icky: Nobody cares about your whiny business stories, Crabcakes! Just let us have these Krabby Patties on the house, and stop ruining the mood of the holiday, or we may just have to send your carapace straight back to the Temple.
• Mr. Krabs: "Ughhh. Fine! But the lot of ye better saver them and have good amounts of them for what this free handout's costing me!"
• Icky: "Chillax, Eugene, it's likely no different to how many Krabby Patties people eat on a daily basis anyway."
• Sunset: Are you guys always this dysfunctional?
• Batty: That's the definition of family for you.
• Sunset:... Speaking of which, Starlight? How are OUR parents?
• Starlight: Well funny you should say that. We- (The door opens to reveal a Fleeming)...
• Skipper: WHERE DID YOU-
• Fleeming: So you must be the Shell Lodge Squad my dimension has been talking about? The same that brought down the VA?
• Soothsayer:... Yes. And you're from the Alternate UUniverses?
• Fleeming: Indeed. Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Sir Millimer Tort Venenbach Trot DeSpell XV.
• Icky: 'DeSpell'? Why do I feel like you're actselly Magica DeSpell from the Dragon Scourge disguised as something from a dimension they have bad experience with?
• Boss Wolf: Nah, this is definitely another person. I checked with Hermes, Magica has been said to be going through reboot sickness. Alot of the Scourge are REALLY into the modern Magica.
• Mantis: "How bad is it?"

Dark Dragon Scrouge Imperial Lair.

• The Entirity of the Scourge Imperials are seen admiring a picture of the new Magica.
• Negaduck: "Now THAT'S an evil soccoress?! Wicked, malice, strangley funny in some places, AND A BABE?!"
• Krekka: "(Love-struck) Duuuuuuuuh, she's pretty, duhhhhhhhhhhh."
• Dark Dragon: "Oh yes. This New Ager Magica would make a LOVELY addition for the Scoruge Imperials! We- (Noticed the old Magica stareing at them all angerly)....."
• Meng Tao: "..... Uhhh, let me handle this everyone..... (To Old Magica) Listen, Magica, it's not a sign of you being replaced, think of the includtion of the newer you to be.... Complimentry to your talents."
• Magica: "..... I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU PEOPLE ARE FUNDLING OVER MY REBOOT-REPLACEMENT?! YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH IN DANGER I AM OF BEING DRAGGED INTO THE BYGONE UNIVERSE?! I SAW SOME WORXIANS CRAWLING ABOUT FAR BEYOND OUR BORDERS ON A PATROL ONCE?! ONE OF THEM EVEN TRIED TO SNAG ME WITH THEIR NASTY TONGUES?!"
• Mercurymon: "Worxians? You mean like those silly robots from "Epic Mickey" where they're a collection of lost concepts?"
• Magica: "THAT, is actselly ONLY when they abosrb too much to the point they become mechanical! These are pure unchanged Worxians! And they're after me because of the reboot?! Also, my homeworld of Duckburg has been seeing alot of astronomical oddities lately ever since the Reboot happened?! I think that's the Bygone Universe trying to absorb my world?!"
• Meng Tao: "Try not to worry, Magica. I'm sure the Retro Scrooge McDuck will aim to alarm the High Council of this, they've been known to prevent retro worlds from being completely sucked into the Bygone Universe."
• Nidhiki: "And you can be espiecally ensured that these creatures will stand NO chance against the Scourge Imperals! Our Armies will wipe these creatures from the face of the planet?!"
• Magica: BUT YOU KNOW THAT MEANS MY MIND HAS TO BE IN THE REBOOT BODY UNTIL IT FADES INTO IT'S MIND!!!
• Dark Dragon: But that's actually normal for reboot sickness. You'll just be duplicated. The old you will remain in the Bygone Universe, but you will slowly sink into your new self. Think of it as 'cartoon reincarnation'. Besides, you'll be taken way more seriously in your new self. She's more powerful, has a more refined voice, and she could give us a better advantage.
• Magica:... Not, that it's a good point, but, I kinda liked being in this body?! Oh sure, the reboot has a surprisingly nice bod for a 1000 year old witch, but it's a matter of nostalgia!
• Banana B: "Hey like we said, Retro Scrooge's very likely to get the H.C. involved, who are likely going to make it that both your Duckberg and Duckberg 2.0. can exist in the same place. I mean, there are duplicate versons of iconic cartoons, santas and grim reapers ya know. Dupilicate characters are a commen theme, ya know what I mean?"
• Mercurymon: "And be assured that until this ritual sets Old Duckberg to be spared from the Bygoning, that you are completely safe with us and away from the Worxians. Once so, those creatures will come crawling back to the Bygoning Guardian in the universe, and we can get to enjoy TWO Magicas. Granted, this newer one is very likely to earn Leager Attention as well, so afterwords we would have to act fast then."
• Magica: And if this ritual can't stop this?
• Dark Dragon: Well obviously, you'll be rebooted. It's not really a bad thing. The Bygone Universe is basically the universe of nostalgia, which is abit more positive then being a nostaglic purgatory for outmoded forms of cartoons, if these Worxians and the Bygoning Guardian are anything to take note of. THIS dimension is more interested in getting with the times. You'll still get what you want, and still be better because some of your old self will remain. But be assure that when this ritual happens, then like the Ratchet and Clank reboot, your world will be in what's called a 'binary'. A world that's actually two. But the results vary.
• Magica: "This is not that reassuring."
• Mercurymon: "Well if it helps, the Bygone Universe is considerably more better off then traditional purgatories. Given that it's an actual universe, it has to be treated with abit more care and consideration, as opposed to keeping something not meant to exist from existing. The difference is that the residence did exist at one point but then became a Bygone product. So be assured that should the ritual somehow not work, at least the old form is going someplace miserable. You'll just have the new body and voice."
• Magica: (Sighs)

Equestrian

• Sir Millimer: The heck was that?
• Icky: "That would be a cutaway gag- HEY WAIT A MINUTE, HOW CAN YOU SEE THAT?!"
• Sir Millimer: "Uh....."
• Iago: "Calm down, Icky, it could be that the cartoon logic machine is at max power again. Can someone have that be tuned back to at least 50%? (A staff crew member does that)..... There we go. Now it's only back to that only WE can notice that shit."
• Sir Millimer: "(Quietly) Oh thank god, they blamed that on Cartoon logic. (Shifu got suspitious at that) Ahem, let's start over. I'm Sir Millimer, and I am interested in meeting the Shell Lougers for the very first time. I heard about your heroic exploits on even my beloved home planet of Pharagu, and-"
• Icky's phone started ringing.
• Icky: "Hold up, bugster, I gonna answer this. (Answers phone) Yello?"
• (Deadpool): Ickster, check your email! Just forwarded you a Grade-A YTP.
• Icky: "Ugh, Seriously Deadpool? You're already using up your camio privilages for the episode and-.... Okay, I'll humor you. (Looks it up)...... An Emperor's New Groove Video? Okay, I'll give it a shot, I mean, anything from Deadpool can't possabily be that entertaining, espiecally if it's something that's basicly saying it's internet crap, I mean, how funny could this possabily-"

YTP Pacha's Old Groove

Deadpool: This one's for you, Icky! ;)

A viewing later.

• The Lougers began to break in uncontrolable laughter, to the confusion of the Mane 7 and Sunset, and the utter annoyence of Sir Millimer.
• Icky: "(Laughs), Aw, aw man, that, that video is like Leo Koutakis videos on crack-laced steriods! It is unbelieveable obscene?!"
• Sir Millimer: "(GROWLS ANNOYED AS IT ECHOS AND SHAKES THE CASTLE), WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS?! WHAT IS THIS, CRAZY TOWN?! WHAT KIND OF HALF-ASS EXCUSES FOR HEROES ARE YOU?! I MEAN, DID THE VA, SERIOUSLY, LOSE, TO YOU GUYS?! I MEAN, HOLY SHIT BRO, HOLY SHIT?! NO WONDER VILLAINS BEGAN TO BECOME ANTI-CLIMATICLY INCOMPIDENT?! YOU'RE MOJO KILLERS?! YOU'RE ABOMINATIONS TO THE BATTLES BETWEEN GOOD AND EVIL?! I, I, I AM UNBLIEVEABLY DISGUSTED TO BE AT YOUR PRESENCE RIGHT NOW?! JUST, UGHHHHHHHHHHHH?! I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, VILLAINS FROM ACROSS BOTH UNIVERSES, LOST, TO YOU GUYS?! GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS?! I, AM, SO, OUT OF HERE?! (Leaves angerly as everyone looked concerningly)."
• Shifu looked more suspitious at him, as does Pang Bing, Merlin, Cynder, Gazlle, and espeically Shen (No Shit).
• Spongebob: "Wait, Mr. Millimer, don't go! (Sir Millimer stopped)....... We're sorry we made a lousy first impression. You were probuly expecting us to be cool heroes and then, suddenly.... (Gets depressed) We acted like goofballs, wingnuts, and knuckleheadmcspazzatrons.... We, we want to make it up to you, Sir Millimer..... We want to invite you to our Thanksgiving Feast, as an honorary guest."
• Sir Millimer was earnestly surprised by this, even abit touched.....
• Sir Millimer: "..... (Quietly) That's the first time anyone has willingly invited me into anything.... (Shakes head to focus)..... (Openly) I mean, that's abit more better, Springboob Squirepin-"
• Spongebob: "Uh, Spongebob Squarepants, sir."
• Sir Millimer: "Right right right right, Spongebob Squarepants, right, right. Sorry, the memory can be abit fuzzy at times. So, onto the subject at hand, Princess Sparkle, would I be allowed to partake into a tour?"
• Twilight: "I don't see why not. Any honored guest of the lougers, though, relitively recently included, is always welcome, espeically if you were a long-standing admirer."
• The Main 7 escourt Millimer with them, along with Sunset, which Millimer quickly took a liking too.
• Lord Shen: "...... Lougers, I request a private meeting into the Van."
• Mushu: "Is it about Cozy Glow again?"
• Lord Shen: "(Annoyed) No, it's NOT about Cozy Glow again, (Seriously) It's about our spontaniously appearing admiror."
• Cynder: "I have to back Shen this time. We need to talk about this."
• Shifu: "Agreed."
• Pang Bing: "Yay verily."
• Gazelle: "Yeah, I kinda have to admit, I'm getting some bad vibes from him."
• Merlin: "Here here."
• Sandy: "Okay, then we'll discuss this in the van."

Van

• Lord Shen: That is NOT who he says he is. No random stranger from another dimension just drops by out of the blue, just like that. He's totally an enemy.
• Ryan: Okay, Shen, must you mistrust ANYBODY just because of a suspicious appearance?
• Lord Shen: Ugh, don't start with the stupid 'ignorance of a preventable surprise' routine again. It makes me see why the Princesses of Heart were captured to begin with.
• Baloo: Whoa, Shen, no need to be like that.
• Lord Shen: Well if there's anything I hate more than incompetence, it's underestimation and negligence. Guys, open your eyes!!! This guy, AND Cozy, though irrelivent, I know, are bad news. We must investigate this guy immediately.
• Pang Bing: Calm yourself Shen. I just as much have my concerns about this Millimer individual, but it would not help to act rash on what could earnestly be a genuine soul who just made the mistake of coming unannounced. At the least, he could just be an admiror that came in an awkword time. We should at least wait until we can have confirmable evidence on what he really is.
• Gazelle: "Well yeah. I may've said I had bad vibes about him, but I still want to give people the benefit of the doubt before I deside anything about a person's character."
• Lord Shen: Evil waits for no one! We don't need to wait. We have a goat that can see the future.
• Soothsayer: Shen, I am a fortuneteller, not a prophet. You know how soothsayers work. They use fathomless minds to predict outcomes. Your defeat in Po's hands was an obvious 'yin and yang' outcome where evil arrives and good comes to oppose it. It was too clear a fate to be changed.
• Boss Wolf: Yeah, to be fair, sir, you really should've seen it coming after you invaded the panda village.
• Lord Shen: (Sighs)......
• Soothsayer: You must take it easy, Shen.
• Lord Shen: Well if you're so smart, then prove me wrong. What do you think Cozy will do?
• Donkey: "Well so much for this NOT being about Cozy."
• Lord Shen: "IT STILL ISN'T?! I am only using her as an exsample about this group's trouble about not having their guard up!"
• Soothsayer: This is no time to worry about that.
• Lord Shen: And THERE it is again! You ignore potential threats.
• Icky: "Oh, so what?! We're suppose to be suspitious at a cute little filly just because Hasbro's writing staff made her appear out of the blue? By that logic, we should automaticly distrust, PRETTY MUCH EVERY CHARACTER INTRODUSED SINCE THE FIRST TWO EPISODES?! THAT LITTERALLY INCLUDES TRIXIE AND GILDA, SHEN?! Are they suddenly not worth trusting anymore, is THAT it!?"
• Lord Shen: I AM NOT, suggesting that, in the slightest!! This is what I'm talking about!! That kind of negligence will be your downfall.
• Viper: "Well being paranoid at every conwinidental thing has been the downfall of a lot of people too, Shen."
• Lord Shen:..... BESIDES THE POINT, This meeting wasn't meant to even DRAG Cozy into this?! This, is about Millimer! Threats do not wait, and neither will I. We're investigating Sir Millimer and that's the end of it.
• Squidward: WHAT IS YOUR OBSESSION WITH COZY, NEVERMIND THIS GUY JUST NOW?!? THIS IS BEYOND YOUR USUAL PARANOIA!!!
• Lord Shen: Paranoia and being on your guard are not the same thing, you big-nosed clarent-amateurish fool. Don't you EVER call me paranoid again if you don't want to be made into calamari.
• Squidward: ".... Amateurish?"
• Batty: "But didn't me and Robin make him better?"
• Icky: "Yeah but Squillium crushed his spirits with a compairingly better guy, and Squid relapsed back into sucking at it again."
• Batty:... Oh, right. That happened at the end of that sad episode too...... AW, FOR THE LOVE OF, WHY DOES THAT UNIBROWED WEENIE-NOSE EXIS-*BZZZAT*!!
• Lord Shen: Getting this back on track! This guy is up to something and I'm going to find out what, with or without your help. You want to sit around and let the villain take his sweet time, then be my guest, but I am not going to allow such. So, are you in or out?
• Spongebob: "..... But Shen, this guy is already hurt about how much of a sour impression we left on him, it would've hurt him more if he was given the impression that we don't trust him."
• Icky: "Yeah Shen. Doing that would risk turning the guy into another critic."
• Lord Shen: ".... (Facepalms).... Seriously...... Fear of another naysayer, prevents you from seeing a would-be threat happening in front of you, JUST LIKE THAT?!"
• Squidward: "To be fair, Shen, you tend to have a bit of a history of having gut feelings that turned out wrong. For exsample, you were constintly quick to denounce Discord for even honest mistakes to the point that you SIDED with the folks that wanted him gone! And THAT, aided Qui and a collection of other enemies! And need I mention the insodent with Magic Flu?!"
• Sandy: "Or when SpongeBob tried to bring Gary into the Temple?"
• Boss Wolf: "Or when you distrusted two of Santa's elves?"
• Spyro: "Yet paradoxingly not question Celestia's joining you guys to rescue me and some others on an adventure gone wrong?"
• Sparx: "And before that, ya didn't trusted Shamus about his proven legit beliefs on Taiklar and still denied he was actselly real to the point that you caused druma at the the later part of that needlessly drumatic mess?"
• Mr. Krabs: "And dare I include the shenanigans that ended up leading to Dark Shen being awoken, or the times you flip out at honest mistakes or stupid sounding situations, and, just about everything about you having a bad over-reaction?!"
• Lord Shen: "..... But-"
• Icky: "OKAY WE GET IT?! "It's not Paranoia, I'm just keeping my gaurd up"! The problem isn't that we don't have a balence of trust and mistrust, the problem is, THAT YOU, ARE A SCARRED SOUL, SHEN?!"
• Lord Shen: "......"
• Icky: "..... You're afraid to trust those that didn't do anything to exactly earn it in a way you deemed right, Shen. Because of how it happened with Mang. You ended up trusting his cowindidental offering for power, and it bit you in the ass. And now..... Your stuck with that bite on your ass for the rest of your life, and that it originally took it from you. We were patient with this part about you up until you started mistrusting a little girl?! And don't bother bringing up Darla, that, that was different! She was corrupted by pre-maturely introdused showbiz, made worse by Faggy-Eyes and Professor Rat-ass! Cozy, obviously ain't from the pony equilent to Hollywood, and as far as we know, there ain't no negitive enfluence involved."
• (Deadpool): "(Quietly) Just wait until the Arc Finale, Ickster."
• Icky: "Deadpool, as much as I appreesiated that fun video, YOU ARE STILL PUSHING YOUR CAMIO LIMIT, MISTER?! Anyway. The worse that Cozy is, is basicly like, alot of other characters post-Season 1 beginning two-parter. Even Twilight's own bro was not a thing until LATE SEASON 2! You were basicly saying that we should mistrust basicly all post-series beginning characters because they were NOT there when the Nightmare Moon crap happened! Look, I get it, you're going for the cautious, exspearienced war vet guy, I get it, in the kinda work we're in, trusting conwinidences shouldn't be considered a good idea. We, get it. But..... It also helps to not be ruled by bad exspeariences..... Now, I'm not nessersarly asking you stop distrusting a little girl and a randomly appearing dude, but..... You need to learn to not always see something as a threat, (Snaps feather fingers), just like that. Now, that being said, say Millimer DOES turn out to be a trouble-making bag of dicksauce, as general, you would know that it ain't stragitic to let the enemy know your onto them, right? Remember what happened to Twilight when she was onto Chrysalis' s***, albeit doing it stupidly and thought Candence ACTSELLY turned into a REAL BITCH?!"
• Lord Shen had an empifinmy.....
• Lord Shen: "..... Well yes...... She ended up making an utter fool of herself, and Chrysalis took advantage of that....."
• Tigress: "Exactly. If Sir Millimer IS here for trouble, it would not do well to only serve to put him into a symptheic light and risk others to trust him even more while leaving us untrustable. Like how it happened with Berk and Sombor. Remember when Po tried to expose Sombor without proof?"
• Shifu: "Indeed. If Millimer does have undesireable motives, it would not help to make it easier for him by being upfront about it."
• Lord Shen: Well that's why we must investigate as soon as possible and not make fools out of ourselves, with no setbacks. So, we need to look into this quickly, otherwise we'll be screwed.
• Po: Shen, I get trusting Cobra gave you this serious guard thing, but not everything is a trap.
• Lord Shen: Well you won't know if you don't do recon. But if it will make you feel any better, we'll do it subtly.
• Icky: ".... Well, we got that from you at least. Tell ya what, if ya turn out right, you'll get the honors of starting the "Giving Thanks" tradition as typical of Thanksgiving."
• Lord Shen: "Tempting, but I rather not take wagers. The satisfaction of being right is servicable enough."
• Boss Wolf: Wise decision, sir.
• Lord Shen: Then it's settled. Let's move.

Hallway.

• Sir Millimer: "(Sees all the Louger Memberbillia decorations, old and new) Oh I just LOVE this hallway of Louger exploits memberabilia."
• Rarity: "Thanks. The Lougers wanted to pitch in some sproucing up of the place as well. We also added new memories here. Though sometimes some trinkets had to go, like that Skeetraziod Taxadermy when Ztingerella came to collect her body. It was an honorable thing to do at the least. But at least it allows new trinkets some room every once in a while."
• Sir Millifer: "Marvalious! I could see this becoming a small museum sometime in the noticeable future!"
• Applejack: "Sometimes, it practicly is. When Shineflare comes here to give castle tours, tourests say that this part's their faverite."
• Sir Millimer: And is it any wonder why? As a pioneer business baron who will do any job for others, I find it an honor to achieve goals like preserving a legacy. Through my life, I earned cash by doing not one job, but one different job every day. I can do anything. But... I came because I've done pretty much everything. So, still in my late prime, I found that aiding in this dimension was a step up.
• Twilight:... That's actually a good philosophy. Doing endless jobs a day and helping infinite people.
• Sir Millimer: Exactly. What good is a job when it's the only thing you do? When I heard of a world in this dimension with creatures whose primary jobs and purpose in life is marked by magical tattoos on their tushies, it was a place that had my fingerprints all over it. These 'cutie marks', clearly restrict your capabilities, so I wonder if there's a cutie mark for everything.
• Twilight:... You know something? That's actually the best insight I've heard in my life. IS there a cutie mark where you can do everything?
• Sir Millimer: Well there's only one way to find out. I am traveling Equestria to search for one. And I know just the one to accompany me: Sunset Shimmer.
• Sunset: "A-what!?"
• Main 7: "Sunset?!"
• Sunset: "Uh, not to disrespect you, Sir Millimer, but, I'm not the right pony for this, I'm just as confused about cutie marks as a lot of ponies are, and, I'm only visiting for the holidays, afterwords, I go back to, let's just say, a place a bit "Outta Town" from this world if ya catch my drift."
• Sir Millimer: "By all means, it doesn't have to be a "Periment" arrangement if your concerned about longivity of such a persuit, Sunset. Should you need to return home, I could always seek out someone abit more, exberted on the subject, so don't worry about being dragged away from home away from home. It's just, I would like to have someone who could help me understand Equestrian Culture first and foremost, what's good or not to say to them, what's taboo or what's not, I need someone to keep me from being a giant fish out of water."
• Pinkie: "Or in your case, a giant multi-legged bug from a star wars-like united universes out of space."
• Sir Millimer: "...... Is the pink one always so, out there?"
• Rainbow Dash: "Ya barely scratched the surface of the inner-maginations of Pinkie Pie."
• Sir Millimer: Can't argue with that. Imagination is our dimension's specialty. Our technology is so imaginative you can practically write it in a book. A heat-fan. Robots that have full sentience. Infinite storage. Missiles that are as strong as a cataclysmic asteroid. A universal network that does everything and anything. Matter manipulation technology. A teleportation elevator. Computers that have the intelligence of gods. Devices that use quantum energy to manipulate reality itself.
• Pinkie: WOWEE!!! MIND BLOWN!!! (Her brain was seen literally being blown)
• Sir Millimer: So, you might be able to learn anything you need to know about Equestrian magic. We can help each other.
• Rarity: "Well, it sounds devine in throey, but, your home universe tends to be.... Abit stingy about working with worlds not as advance as they are. Sharing things with less advance worlds is, considerably unpopular."
• Sir Millimer: "Oh that's mainly just left-over backwash from the time of the Ehswans, which were basicly the Yaterons' predecessors, by the by. It's as annoyingly never-dying as an old habit. I mean, it may had been fine for it's time, but, that's basicly Pre-USRA stuff. In fact, that same sort of hoity-toity-ness was why the VA was allowed to be such a problem. Had people had no problem against sharing the rules of the trade about anything to other less advanced worlds, my universe would've had more allies against the VA, kinda like how if Equestria just interacted with other races sooner-"
• Applejack: "Then the Storm King wouldn't even be taken seriously?"
• Sir Millimer: "Yes, perfect example."
• Starlight: "Wait, how did you know about Equestria's prior issues?"
• Sir Millimer: "(Points to Newspapers of the times the Lougers and the Friendship School saved Equestria) Learning intuition. I am capable of learning things, quite quickly. It also helps that our universes share medias with each other and allowed me to catch up on that. It's a gift, really."
• Rarity: "You have this intuition, and yet, you were still surprised by the Lougers' wackiness?"
• Sir Millimer: "I must admit that I spent more time learning about Equestria a bit more then the rest of these universes, even more then the Lodgers, and at least two of them are from here. I admit some fault here, I should've balenced learning about Equestria with learning about the entire universes' customs."
• Spike: "Tch, no wonder you wanted Sunset's help. You were not joking about being like a giant fish out of water."
• Sir Millimer: "I know, right? I'm practicly the most awkword person in the world to you."
• Twilight: "Oh, don't worry, we've seen worse. (Looks at a series of displayed broken inventions of Buzzord). Way, worse."
• Starlight: "Well, back on that idea of yours. About Equestria and your United Universes "Working togather". You might need to get Celestia on-board with that, cause at the end of the day, litterally, the Princesses of Equestria have the final word on basicly everything."
• Fluttershy: "So, try not to be upset if Celestia, um, doesn't go for it right away. She's a nice ruler, but, she's also practical."
• Applejack: "And with a sense of realisum. And she knows those AUU folks are abit touchy about sharing things with worlds at lower "Teder" levels."
• Sir Millimer: "It's Teadr, actselly, but those are bridges to cross when needed. Right now, I'm just here to spend some time with my most admired heroes and some friends. I'm not going to do much here anyway."
• Sunset: And you're sure I'll learn what I must?
• Sir Millimer: Indeed. That, and so, much more.
• Sunset: ".... I, need to think about this, it's too, sudden."
• Sir Millimer: Take your time, honey.
• Sunset:... Did you just call me honey?
• Sir Millimer: Um, I meant, Sunny. Slip of the tongue. I'll see you soon. (Leaves)
• Sunset:... That was unexpected. It's almost like he has a crush on me.
• Rarity: "Ugh, that would leave an unpleasent mental image. I mean, you dating a giant bug? That would almost be as bad as when Cynder used to have a thing with that Sir Ruber brute."
• Starlight: "Aw, don't worry Shimmy, the guy is clearly just being, eccentric. Like Buzzord, only not as prone to wild mishaps."
• Sunset: I hope so. I'm not single and he should acknowledge that.
• Icky: Wait, you've got a boyfriend?
• Sunset: Uhh, yeah? Me and this world's Twilight are both dating Human Flash.
• Sparx: Even if you shouldn't since he's just a cliché dummy.
• Sunset: Oh, come on, he's cool.
• Sparx: Maybe here, yes, but he needs to be abit more than just being a human verson of his Equestrian counterpart. Here, our Flash's APPARENTLY descended from Flash Magnus and he's got dragon-fighting blood inside of him. What's Human Flash got that Pony Flash doesn't?
• Sunset: "I-........ I..... (Thinks about it)...... Well I just got gipped."
• Twilight: Yeeeeah, there's not much that he has. He really doesn't get any characterization.
• Rarity: "But don't worry, at least Human Flash is, good with a guitaur?"
• Almost Everyone: HE NEEDS MORE THAN THAT!!!!
• Sunset: "Well this just great! Not only did I find out that Human Equestria may have more then one magic anchur and that there may be a reason behind why it's so, peaceful there, but now I find out that my Flash is.... A COMPLETE DULLARD?!"
• Pinkie: "More like a completely under-defelupted character due to the mixed reception of "Equestria Girls" cause of being amongst the things victimised by fan outrage."
• Sunset: Well we'll need to talk about that when I get back. Anyway... Shall we get started on these anchors?
• Spike: "Okay, one, isn't that too soon? And two, wouldn't they be in the human world?"
• Sunset: "Well, A: good point, so, maybe save that after Thanksgiving, and B: True, but, like how the Wondercolt Statue was connected to the Mirrior, what if the same is true with the other possable anchurs? What if there's like, other dimentional traveling relics between Equestria and Human Equestria?"
• Soothsayer: (The Lougers arrived) That seems likely. Starswirl says it relies on Equestrian magic, so the portal shouldn't be the only place that brings the magic to that dimension.
• Sunset: Exactly. And apparently we can't cut it off to keep other humans there from using it. However, there might be a way to control it's reach without actually doing what you called 'quantum siphoning'. Lyra said that the destruction of the Wondercolt Statue has allowed magic to leak. That allows humans' belongings to be enchanted.
• Iago: You're ALREADY solving that. Didn't you say that the statue is being rebuilt?
• Sunset: I did, and I also said that the buracacy might not be 100% relieable. The Wondercolt statue may be left broken for abit of a while until a decidtion is made.
• Shifu: "(Deadpan) Which is always typical of burocrates."
• Sunset: But it's not just that anyway. Considering how many other anchors could be potaintionally out there, they could be broken and leaking magic. Or even at the most obvious place in the world and no one yet realises it.
• Icky: "So there's no rush. We'll worry about it after Thanksgiving and MAYBE have an episode centered on that IF applicable depending on how quickly ths episode is handled."
• Sunset: Good. The last thing I need happening right now is an unexpected villain of the day.
• Lord Shen: Be careful of what you say, Miss Sunset. Karma can be a cruel mistress And speaking of such, I am concern about one being around the corner. I wish to speak with you about this Sir Millimer guy.
• Sunset:... What about him?
• Icky: "Well to start off, Shen doesn't trust about the conwinidental arrival of this dude, and on top of that, (Sir Millimer was secretly listening in as Icky went on)."

Meanwhile...

• Sir Millimer: So they suspect.... Really couldn't be helped since I DID basicly came out of nowhere.... My outburst didn't helped. I was able to give enough of my guise of history to impress the natives, but that will not be enough. I must find a way to lower the Lodgers' guard.... Perhaps... I shall give them what they want: An interrogation. I should expect alot of tough questions clearly designed to make me fumble and make clear signs of worry. Along with playing interrigation games on me to dupe and/or frustraightment, playing the nice guy rotine to ease me into fessing up vital details, and, pretty much the unexpectable with the Lougers. Espeically THAT much. The Lodgers are formidable, but they are easy to understand.

Van

• Sir Millimer: So, you all wished to talk?
• Lord Shen: Yes. We have a few questions to ask you.
• Sir Millimer: Ask away.
• Lord Shen: First off, why are you here?
• Sir Millimer:... Allow me to answer with my history.

Flashback...

• (Sir Millimer): I was raised on Pharagu like many other Fleemings. It wasn't the greatest world in my dimension, given it's, current state. But it's global junkyards had uses. I found my first job as a recyclist. And not just any, but one who managed to mold my poor hometown into a great one where we recycle garbage and used any we could find into new things to sell. One man's trash is another's treasure, you know. I saw that the garbage all around us wasn't to just be wasted away, espeically if it was resistent to the acid lakes and was just, laying around and doing nothing. If anything, it was a lifetime supply of parts for another product. Heck, I don't think throwing away unfinished food is a waste. Wherever it goes it can be eaten by another animal. Most food does perish. My hometown adored my visions. I gave gifts to people everywhere with my talent of recycling. But then one day, an old dormant MagRyve AI Megavator was accidentally turned online and in it's faulty programming, it destroyed the town, burying it in garbage. Half the population was lost. I encouraged them to spread my word of using the garbage to build something new, while I left the planet to share my views with others. I wandered the cosmos doing different jobs every day and providing one job at a time. I have so much knowledge that people say it's like magic. I could survive anything the UUniverses threw at me. Thus for the remainder of my life, I did jobs that make me a good visionary. Except, I've been just about everywhere. I helped almost every world there, including those of different territory, and a few in the unknown. Thus, in the middle of my time, I devised a plan to explore the other biggest uncharted territory besides outer space: THE MULTIVERSE!! I had been all over the idea for a long time. Many people thought it was too risky. The infinite expanses of the multiverse are too easy to get lost in. Afraid that if I went, I'd never come back. But eventually, I made myself a dimensional transporter, and came here. This world was my first shot. After all, a world where beings could do virtually only one job based on these 'cutie marks', was worthy of my attention.

Present

• Sir Millimer: And so, here we are.
• Lord Shen:... Bold story. However, some parts don't seem to add up. 1. Interdimensional transport in the AUU seems to require a lot of legal procedures, so even for you, it wouldn't be easy to acquire a transporter like that. 2. AUU law also dictates that any transport between our dimensions is to be cataloged and reported, otherwise we'd be letting in stowaways, Legal-Questionabilty immigrants, or a villain. And 3. All that time we spent in your dimension, how come we never heard of you?
• Sir Millimer: "1 and 2 involve very complicated, long and boring answers, so, just trust that I took a great while to get their approval on it. The 3rd one is simple. Alot of good things are obscured by how much people were over-focused onto the VA. They had control over the media, so, I could've been censored from people."
• Lord Shen: "..... Fair enough, but still. We would need to talk to Warson and the Grand Council about this."
• Sir Millimer: "(Was able to conjure up legal papers magicly, obscured from the Lougers' vision with the present table they were on) Oh, no need, I brought a copy of my legal papers for all to see. (Brings out the papers)"
• Lord Shen was abit surprised and took a look at them.
• Lord Shen: "(Mutters), Passport, Birth Cirtifigete, Libary Card, Credit Card, Member of the Pharaguian Clean-Up Support Team, (Mutters)..... Well..... They seem presentable ENOUGH! Though, how did you get these quickly?"
• Sir Millimer: "They're quick-summon hologram paper. Just a snap of the fingers and- (Snaps his fingers and makes the papers disappear magicly, but thanks to him saying that they were holograms, he was able to get away with using magic to make them vanish cause it would be viewed as a hologram)."
• Lord Shen: "..... Okay, I know the AUU invents alot of crazy things.... Windowless Buildings, a suit that can turn into anything and guns that only obey their owners' DNA, but, "Quick-Summon Hologram Papers"? That sounds like something even their "Teadr 1" Races would scoff bemused at. Such a thing sounds, overtly complicated and convoluted!"
• Sir Millimer: "Kinda unfortunately why my universe's worlds don't believe in sharing our tec to less advanced worlds. We have alot of crazy things people might have a hard time believing the first time."
• Lord Shen: Be that as it may, we must still inform the Grand Council. It would not be wise to go into this without assurences.
• Sir Millimer: Well unfortunately you'll have to. They're too busy to be bothered. They have abit of diplomatic issues on Pharagu and it's neighters in the Skep System about clean up rights, along with the Dynasty Ship being a mess. They'll be busy for awhile.
• Lord Shen: They'll most certainly answer the Shell Lodge Squad regardless of the situation.
• Sir Millimer: Sorry, they had temporarily cut off transmission. They specifically asked for no disturbances. Even Jling doesn't like ruined concentration. If you were to just to spontaniously show up in any way, you'll never get answers after you just complicate their political matters. You'll just come off as rude.
• Lord Shen: Well it's their loss for all I care, because this is sounding too much like manipulation.
• Po: SHEN!
• Lord Shen: Everyone, we cannot allow such an immature excuse be a setback. Whether they like it or not, they owe us an explanation if they approved this guy.
• Sir Millimer: Tsk tsk. Disappointing. One of you is too paranoid and mistrusting. As if the problem with immaturity isn't bad enough.
• Soothsayer: Mind Shen. Ever since he was turned evil by listening to the leader of the Villain League, he has sworn to himself to be far more cautious. But sometimes that cautiousness gets the better of him.
• Sir Millimer: Well maybe you should show some more discipline for him. Otherwise he'll come across as a falsely accusing twit. Nobody likes to be accused of something they didn't do. It's harsh, and it's created many villains in my universe. So, until I feel you're worth my time, I must continue my job. Good day, misfits. (Leaves)
• Haroud:... Shen, that was absolutely uncalled for.
• Lord Shen: "(Stutters), YOU'RE SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?! A SUDDEN FEAR OF BEING A MINOR INCONVINENCE TO THE GRAND COUNCIL'S BUSY DAY IS WHAT MAKES YOU ALL BACKPEDDLE ON ME!?"
• Icky: "Shen, you were seriously suggesting that we disrupt their work to keep the AUU stable, just to ask for a min'ute detail about approving of some random guy who came into our universe! That is undermining their goverment, Shen. Espeically since they're in a middle of settling a disbute over Pharagu of all planets. They shouldn't be expected to drop everything just because we have a question."
• Lord Shen: "Even if it means that he could turn out to be an illegal immigrant?!"
• Mantis: "Say that he is, it wouldn't do this series good to suddenly act like the "President of the United States" and deport the poor guy. At least he's only here to try and do good."
• Lord Shen: "Ugh, look, if it helps, I purely only said that to try and scare him into giving a typical sign that he was hoping we would have a blind respect for politics to just leave it alone, ergo, get him to risk making a mistake. The problem is, THE REST OF YOU ENDED UP ASSURING HIM THAT YOU DO?!"
• Shifu: "Be that as it may, Shen, if he is here for trouble, the fact that it seemed like YOU didn't, would risk him having blackmail against you."
• Po: "Okay, seriously, why are we even doing this?!"
• Pang Bing: "This part I'll have to interject in..... Remember how he had an extreme over-reaction to our momentary distraction?"
• Tito: "Well yeah. The guy basicly threw a tempor tandrum."
• Lord Shen: "Beyond that..... He threw a fit not dis-simular to how alot of villains react to us on their first encounter and/or when first beaten by us. It was like he was expecting us to be serious heroes, and our moment of levity made him angerly disappointed in us."
• Icky: "..... Actselly, now that I think about it, he did basicly nearly raged-quit, up until Spongebob stopped him. That little episode didn't seem consistent to someone who wants to do good things from humble beginings."
• Mr. Krabs: "Well just as much the poor guy could have a mental disorder. He is from the same planet as that Glowrod guy after all. Likely the gas from the garbage has effected his mentality as well."
• Cynder: "But at the same time..... When you REALLY think about it, why would any AUUian be interested in Equestria as quickly as him? At most, they view Equestria as a reminder of a world called "Equaria". One would think that Equaria would've been a first go-to world for any kind of resheach Millimer's doing, reported disappearence aside."
• Kolwalski: "Well when you really think about it, he was awfully quick to have answers to everything. Also, those "Holograms" felt too magic-like to be actual science! It's like he expected us to ask for those things."
• Lord Shen: "Thank you! Now can we get to the Grand Council and-"
• Soothsayer: "Keep in mind that even with such suspition, Millimer is still correct that it would not help to inconvinence the Grand Council for the sake of an easy exposure."
• Icky: "Also, the plot forbids it."
• Lord Shen: "..... Ugh. Figures. Even when we get a bit wise, he STILL has us in a vice. We'll have to be even more careful now."
• Sir Millimer was secretly overhearing this.

Elsewhere.

• Sir Millimer: "Well, that was close. It seems that I only serve to make them even more suspitious due to the ever present annoyence of actions speaking louder then words. I was lucky that their unwillingess to disrupt that dimention's polotics is what kept them from ultamately finding me out. But now I have to tread even MORE carefully then ever. Now my best shot to keep them at bay is to maintain the ponies' absolute trust. It'll be them that'll have the final word in this. So, I must become, a friend."

Ponyville

• Sir Millimer: Now I must begin with jobs that can be done at it's very best. In fact... (He manages to notice Derpy carrying excessive things around)... I just found it. (Approaches)
• Derpy: Oh, aren't you a very big catapiller?"
• Sir Millimer: Millipede, actselly. You look like you're struggling.
• Derpy: Yes. The holidays are always the hardest time of the job. Everypony piles up and fattens the post office with gifts and stuff. But I got it handled. (The stuff piled on top of her)... Maybe not.
• Sir Millimer:... Then allow me. (He handles all of them very easily) I learned quite a lot in my time. And, seems pretty noticeable that a pony with a cutie mark of bubbles and a very clumsy demeanor is still working as mailpony. Not to mention many of these have the wrong date.
• Derpy: OH DARN IT, NOT AGAIN!!! It's Matilda's and Cranky's wedding all over again?!
• Sir Millimer: Plus much of it is fragile. (Claps and much of the fragile props shattered all over)
• Derpy: Aw darn it all!!!
• Sir Millimer: But do not worry. (Displays science-like magic that fixed the fragile mail, and corrected the date) The AUU offers compliments with it's nanorobotic repair and correction technology.
• Derpy: Wowie-zowie! Thanks, sir!!! You really saved me from another scolding from my Boss, Cigar Smoke!
• Sir Millimer: "Oh think nothing of it, I was passing on by and couldn't help but to notice you were in abit of a pickle. Also, Cigar Smoke? Sounds like a guy that doesn't seem fit to run the post office."
• Derpy: Tell me about it. The only thing nice about his family is his more encouraging and nicer wife, Cigarette Smoke.
• Sir Millimer: "If I'm not being rude, why is Mr. Smoke and his wife named like that? Do they have actual smoking drugs in their mouths?"
• Derpy: "Yes."
• Sir Millimer: ".... May I also asked why their parents NAMED them like that?"
• Derpy: "They're business pony names."
• Sir Millimer:... The implication being?
• Derpy: Well, don't many business people smoke?
• Sir Millimer: Eh, depends who you ask. See, in my dimention, traditional smoking and even vaping have become mostly obsolete in my dimension. Nowadays people have genetically engineered a crop that actually contain something that serves as a killer and satisfier of nicotine addiction called antinicotine. Add it with a chemical similar to water like hydroxide or liquid oxygen in an e-cigarette or pipe, they can cure the need to smoke, and even cure a drug addiction if required. Antiaddiction drugs are a very popular miracle in science.
• Derpy: WOOOOOOOW!!!!
• Sir Millimer: But, I see your point. Perhaps... I can do them a favor....

Later...

• Cigarette: (The two tried new e-cigarettes that brightened their bodies)... Oh, my, Celestia! I don't want to smoke anymore!
• Cigar: Me neither! IT'S A MIRACLE!!!!
• Sir Millimer: Glad to cure your nicotine addictions. Keep in mind this technology isn't something you can ask for here. I simply did a much required favor. Tis the time of year for giving and being thankful.
• Derpy: You actually got my boss and his wife to stop smoking! YOU'RE AMAZING, SIR MILLIMER!!!
• Sir Millimer: "Just thought I'd brighten up your employers while I was at it."
• Cigarette: And we can't thank you enough. We both got into smoking because of the irony of our names. If it wasn't for you, it would have killed us one day.
• Sir Millimer: I do things like this all the time back in my dimension. And you two are only the beginning. (He does favors for everyone in a montage under this song)

THE TURTLES - SO HAPPY TOGETHER!!

• Sir Millimer: (The ponies praised him as he left)... Excellent. Now with their praise, the Lodgers can never accuse me without causing an uproar to the ponies I helped. However, the ponies of Ponyville aren't enough. I must go to the city above all cities: Canterlot. Help there can reach ponies on a global scale. Soon, I'll have enough support to snuff out my trail.
• ???: Hey, Sir Millimer! (Sunset appeared) I heard what you did for everypony. I just want to say, maybe those Lodgers underestimated you. Your stories in the AUU certainly reign true.
• Sir Millimer: It's what I do. It's what I live for. To provide for others without the limits of a single job. I said before that a world like this offers a challenge, and that's to see if it's possible for a pony to do what I do. A cutie mark that can let you do anything. Cutie marks aren't limited to one thing, yes. But imagine if there was a pony out there just like me and the cutie mark to prove it? It's my challenge to find it. Now I plan to do the same for Canterlot.
• Sunset: That's actually a good place to go next. Your actions there can spread across Equestria. You, sir, are grand!
• Millimer almost lost his cool when Sunset phrased him....
• Sir Millimer: "Ahem.... Your too kind, Miss Sunset."
• The SpyBug was watching everything....

Van.

• Lord Shen: "....... That...... Clever....... Basturd...... He knows that if he can gather public support, we would be helpless to do ANYTHING to him!"
• Gazelle: "And that this immediately started to occure just when we interviewed him? He likely figured that we only became more cautious of him cause of his story was inconsistent with his ourburst and now has turned to public opinion to keep us at bay."
• Icky: "That's the sadistic beauty of this?! He knows that this sudden enmassing of doing people favors will only make us even MORE concern about his legitamentcy, but because of how epicly nice these things he did are, we still can't touch him! It's like with Sombor when he pretended to be a miraculiously resserected Stoick! People would turn on us if we try to be contrarions here?!"
• Lord Shen: "..... Alas everyone, our only hope of finally getting an edge of him is to wait until he would reveil himself to get whatever he's after, if that ever happens.... In fact, even I'm starting to doubt myself in this and, that potaintionally maybe I WAS over-reacting, because, this ploy's too perfect."
• Pang Bing: "Actselly Shen, the fact this is occuring at all after he was just interigated does conferm your beliefs that he may not be what he is, albeit a suprime grey area because he did well to earn others' trust."
• Gilda: "I'm surprised that ponies were quick to appresiate what the guy did for him when they BARELY knew him."
• Icky: "Well chalk that up to Ponies having very little understanding of the lands outside of Equestria. They're too quick to accept extremely nice things done so by even folks they never truely met before until now. The Ponies of Equestria litterally have no sense of neutrality! They either over-trust outsiders, or they're dumbasses like Neighsay! There's no inbetween with the Ponies of Equestria!"
• Iago: "It could also be because that the guy never does blantingly obviously threatening things, like, trying to take them over or wreck s***. These ponies only undertsand more OBVIOUS kinds of threats then subtile ones that tend to AVOID such things."
• Trixie: "(Facepalms) Then Sparkle's little school has it's work cut out indeed."
• SpongeBob: So we have to wait, then?
• Lord Shen: Afraid so. We must not repeat the Sombor mistake. Yes, panda, I'm looking at you. We have the SpyBug, so we can keep an eye on- (The SpyBug suddenly cut off)... The hell?

SpyBug's Location

• Famegafairy Scout: (Was disguised as a spider that caught the SpyBug in a powerful magic web)... The lord doesn't need any stalking. (Tears up the SpyBug after showing himself as a spider to the Lodge)... This is between him and Sunset.

Van

• Kowalski:... A spider confused the SpyBug for food.
• Lord Shen: DAMMIT!!!
• Kowalski: Good thing I made backups.
• Gilda: "Yeah, except that THERE'S SPIDERS EATING THEM TOO?!"
• Famegafairies also as spiders began to eat up the Spy Bugs and quickly got away as soon as they were seen!
• Lord Shen: "...... Okay, one instence of a spider eating our Spy Bug was ONE thing, but, THIS?! I do not think we were distrupted by ordenary Spiders."
• Icky: "No kidding. Even for our usual standerds of the plot being a d*** to us, THAT was too coincidental!"
• Gazelle: "But at the same time, not like we can nessersarly link the spiders to Millipede."
• Squidward: "Well now what? Our long-time best survalence instrament is pretty much busted."
• Kolwalski: "Don't worry, we can always retreve the Spy Bugs and repair them all. But for a more intermediate means to keep an eye on Millimer, I have been itching to unveil a new monitor implament for awhile now. (Presses a button and reveils a robotic musequito).... Behold, the Espionage-Quito. A device that can do everything the SpyBug can do, along with additional features like it's nostrel being able to collect a DNA signature to always being able to keep track of anyone who's on the signature."
• Skipper: "Impressive... But can it survive against spiders?"
• Kolwalski: "That's why I also created companion spy-defense devices. (Reveils them) Behold, the spy mantis, spy scorpian, and spy moth."
• Icky: "So basicly, Spy Bodyguards? Doesn't that defeat the purpose of being a spy if you have bodyguards?"
• Kowalski: (Realizes by his old body shattering into the same kind of body)...... Ugh, back to the drawing board.
• Lord Shen: "..... And you just JINXED our best shot against Millimer, idiot?!"
• Viper: "Guess we'll have to improprise here."
• Mantis: "Wait, what about that Eightball guy? He's a good Spy. He can help us."
• ???: Funny you should mention me. (Eightball was heard on the communicator) Because I too have been suspicious of this miracle stranger.
• Shifu: "How so?"
• Eightball: "Mostly the same reasons as you guys are. But I also noticed that he seems to especially enjoy Sunset's company."
• Icky: "No kidding. We noticed too."
• Lord Shen: "Would there be a strong chance he's interested in Sunset for a particular reason?"
• Tigress: "Well it's unlikely he knows of Human Equestria to the extent of the anchors.... Yet. So it can't be for that."
• Iago: "Maybe Sunset's just his favorite pony? He did study Equestria via the show and other stuff after all."
• Eightball: "Well that's the thing.... He seemed to act very bashful around Sunset. Like, a lot. In fact, when Sunset congratulated him for doing good in Ponyville, he kinda delayed a bit before embracing it."
• Dodger: "Well if I didn't know any better, I say bug boy has the hots for her."
• Eightball: Could be. The signs were clear cut. But we don't know why, though. So, I'll keep you guys posted. I can speak to you guys with a telepathy spell.
• Tito: You do that, man. We can't let that ugly gummy worm on legs outta our sight.
• Eightball: See you soon. (Cuts off transmission)
• Mantis:... So now what?
• Lord Shen: Right now, we wait until Eightball finds something out.
• Mantis: "Oh..... Well DUH! I MEANT what do we do until then?"
• Icky: Only one thing TO do. (Turns on the radio and the van rocks while 'Turn Down For What' played)

Alternate Universe Space.

• The HA ship was seen heading for Theta Universe.
• The HA look relitively beaten up.
• Vancer: "..... Welp...... We've done what those clues ask...... We recovered the Ark of Parable, swiped the crown of a major corrupt kingdom in Leximeus, we found the tomb of the alien that almost creamed the Zyaūars in Movis Locoplux, collected the snow of Dreypso, found a lost Subherqrustles relic in Cherqrust, found a rare flower in Seren, contained a Xomn relic, seven golden feathers from Augury, found a lost treasure of a precurser Pirate Lord with Axxus' help, a piece of Core Ore from the wrecked original Phend homeworld, contained a Realsh relic from Realisia, contained each symbolic relic of ALL the planets of Horra System, a Succube Weapon, a relic from Ueben Prime, a jar of toxic Xystem Core air, WHILE entering a toxic system MIND YOU, Zyaūar Master Weapons from EACH of the planets in Fantar-Gorra System, and finally, a piece of Poi-Son Mist from Xenaros, of which the last one ended up ironicly easy cause of how we HELPED that place! So, I gotta ask...... WHAT DID ANY OF THAT HAVE TO DO WITH FINDING DIMENTUS?!"
• Samantha: Dimentus went to wild places.
• Vancer: CLEARLY!!! THAT WAS BY FAR THE MOST EXCITING AND TRAUMATIZING PART OF THE MISSION!!! I THINK THOSE BOOBY TRAPS IN THE ZYAŪAR TEMPLES, AND THE GOLDEN BIRD OF AUGURY BEFORE THAT, SHATTERED MY RIBS ALL OVER MY BODY!!! THOSE ZYAŪAR TEMPLES HAD ZEES WITH MACHINE GUNS!!!! HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!?
• Magnum: Genetic and cybernetic mastery, enhancement drugs, microsurgery... And a dash of thaumanology. (Vancer cartoonishly tore off his suit and hair all at once screaming in anguish)..... I, am confused as to WHY you did that.
• Zorra: Anguish. It gets us to do the most ridiculous of things.
• Xandy: I'll admit, that alien in Movis Locoplux was wicked merciless.... And surprisingly alive considering that he's been there for SO many years. What the hay was Dimentus doing in these worlds?!
• Samantha: "Well Dimentus didn't wanted to be found easily, so he made it that any interested would have to go into the most difficult places imaginable."
• Vancer: "But did it HAD to include something from Phend terratory, a toxic system, AND ALL OF HORRA?! It's like every horror movie ever made came to life and formed it's own system!?"
• Tyberious Jr.: "Hey, to the dude's credit, not even people like my father would be daring enough to even set a FOOT near places like that, so clearly he wanted that someone worthy of his time would get to meet him. Things like that would scare away lesser people."
• Aurlena: "I don't know what your upset about, Vance. I had a great time in ALL of those places."
• Zosimo: "And it was a great chance to learn about those world's cultures as well."
• Vancer: "Easy for YOU TWO! Aurlena, your basicly an adrendelen junkie, and Zos, you're all about learning things! PLEASE, tell me we're done with this crud?!"
• Samantha: "Ugh, we have at least one more clue to find Dimentus anyway."
• Vancer: "Oh thank god. Okay, at this point, I'm ready for anythin-"
• Samantha: "The Sarcougagus of the First Eathae Emperor."
• Vancer: "....... (Makes a run for the escape pods)"

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• Telethona: OHHH no you don't. (Stretches her cybernetic arm out and grabs him) You wanted excitement? Don't escape pod us.
• Vancer: I'M ABOVE THIS KIND OF EXCITEMENT, TEL!!! IT HAS IT'S LIMITS!!! AND THE EATHAE?!? I haven't heard much good about them.
• Xandy: The Eathae are just raptors that evolved basic level sentience in a world of dinosaurs.
• Zosimo: (On oPhone) Well, they are more then just sentient dinos, actually. Though they are no longer the second best hunters in the AUU since achieving Teadr 6 status 5-in-a-half years ago, they know good adaptive skills. However, their independence from other worlds is strong. They once slain and crucified an alien who illegally introduced them Teadr 2 technology because of this, and they're so independent, they don't even wish to be with UIS, never mind the USRA. They just have their own planet and nothing else. So, trying to reason them into helping, won't be so simple.
• Vancer: "It's not just THAT I'm worried about. I heard about how those dinos often tend to use "inferior species" as energy fodder to basicly harvest their life force to power machinery."
• Zosimo: "Don't worry, it says that only certain nations practice "Life Collecting"."
• Vancer: "That's the problem! The first Eathae Emperor's glorified coffin, is in the nation capital of Eathaor, THE BIGGEST PRACTICER OF LIFEFORCE HARVESTING?! We'll be creamed in seconds?!"
• Libby: "Not if we include some help. There do exist the semi-former allies of the Eathae. The S'nicksk."
• Tyberious Jr.: "You mean the slave race of the Eathae? How are they helpful?"
• Samantha: "Not all of them, actselly. The S'nicksk, or by their native tongue, the Laevanamors, do have a bit of an underground resistence movement that has been trying to pasify the Eathae for a long time ever since the Eathae began their, questionable methods. If any creature has a great understanding about everything about the Eathae, it's them. We must also keep in mind that the S'nicksk are also extremely neutrol to the USRA and UIS, so, don't expect much of a welcome."
• Clifton: "Well there's the matter if we can even get pass the language barrior. Both they and the Eathaes share the same language. Thanks to their independence, not a lot of them speak Usabothian in that terratory."
• Vancer: "Oh, on top of the Eathae being dangerous, we also have to contend with a LANGUISE barrior?!"
• Zorra: "Oh would you relax, Vance? I happen to be working on an inter-universeal translator anyway so we can able to communicate with the S'nicksk. We just have to look-out for Eathae occupation patrols."
• Cloakblade: "But how is that so when the Eathae do not possess ship technology?"
• Zorra: "The Eathae have established a stargate system in Tollemach-Whiyome System that allow them intermediate access to these planets. It's how the S'nicksk even knew of them without ships."
• Hudson: "Wow, not bad for a race that don't have ships yet."
• Zorra: So, we should look for either the S'nicksk or any Eathae that don't follow the Eathaor ways.
• Xandy: Definitely. Both races need our help, whether they want it or not. (They approach the Planet Eather)
• Vancer: "WHY ARE WE GOING TO EATHER AND NOT LAEVANAMORE, THE S'NICKSK HOMEWORLD?!"
• Zorra: "Yeah, probuly should've mentioned that alot of the S'nicksk were herded right into Eather by the Eathae. Laevanamore is practically empty at this point save for wildlife."
• Vancer: "...... AND JUST WHEN I THOUGHT WE WEREN'T GONNA GET INTO DANGERIOU SHIT TOO SOON?!"

Eather

• Libby: So, where do we land?
• Zosimo: Not a clue. There doesn't seem to be an area suitable for it. Not surprising given the Eathae don't use ships.
• Cloakblade: But there must be a place outside of marked territory to land. Just be careful. Eathae scouts are very good at- (Arrows were shot at their ship that exploded and damaged it)
• Clifton: DOING THAT?!
• Xandy: GROCK!!! Everybody brace for impact!!! (The ship crashed as they screamed, as Vancer was still screaming after landing until Zosimo stopped him)
• Aurlena: ALRIGHT, WHO HAD THE BALLS?! (Eathae appeared and surrounded the group speaking in a similar manner to the Jurassic Park raptors)... Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
• Zosimo: (Using the translator)... Peculiar! Their language doesn't have a traditional feel. The translator can't make heads or tails with it.
• Zorra: "Welp, that's alot of work gone to waste."
• Vancer: "Oh, great to know that the thing is pointless to even have?!"
• Tyberious Jr.: "Hey, to be fair, with the Eathae as infamous as they are, it makes sense that their languise isn't well recorded."
• Xandy: And I think I know why. This is a language that requires more than just vocalization. It also seems to require body language. This is fiercely similar to the tribes I encountered on Carbungia. (The Eathae shriek and the rest of the scene went like this)

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Meeting the Eathae

• Xandy: Get down! They're challenging us.
• Vancer: FOR WHAT?! (The Eathae shrieked and he immediately got down) YIPE?!... (Gulps)
• Xandy: Don't yell. They read threat levels by tone of voice.
• Vancer: Oh, NOW.... Now you tell us.
• Xandy: We've only been caught for a few seconds. Now just drop your weapons. They see armed targets as threats. (They did that, some hesitantly, as the head scout approached Xandy)...... She's interrogating me. They think I'm our leader by my guidance.
• Zosimo: Well you're not.
• Xandy: That's what we need to tell them, stupid!
• Hudson: Xan, get behind me- (The Eathae shrieks at him scaring him away)
• Xandy: Just stay calm! Whatever happens, we can deal with it. (The Eathae sniffs, licks, and touches her as the others were confused) This is obviously how they read us, don't look at me like that!!... (The Eathae barked)
• Zosimo: Should I adjust the translator?
• Xandy: No! They could see that as introducing alien technology. Unless you want to be crucified, stay put! We need to do this without technology. Besides, the thing is tecnecally useless anyway cause like Tberious Junior said, Eathae languise ain't well recorded.
• Zosimo: How?
• Nanobyte: Yeah, I'm so frightened at becoming a bite-sized snack right now!!!
• Xandy: Just trust me!... (She makes similar noises and catches their attention, and continues to do it)
• Miami: She's lost her marbles.
• Vancer: "(Quietly) And soon enough, we'll lose our necks."
• Hudson: (Was shaking as Xandy spoke to them)...
• Zosimo:... (The Eathae approached him)... What's going on?
• Xandy: I told them you're acting leader. They instinctively turn to the leader. (Talks to them more and they focused on her again)... That's to tell them I'm their interpreter.
• Nanobyte: Kinda know going in, kid.
• Xandy: (Continues communicating with the Eathae)...... (They spoke)... They say that we know the Dimension Creature, and that they do not follow the Emperor of Eather.
• Vancer: THANK... Thank you Arbasus!! So they know the Snicks?
• Xandy: S'nicksk, and yes. (They communicate again) They are of the same resistance out to stop their lifeforce harvesting ways. Their harvests seem to be killing the ecosystem.
• Libby: Well that's good. Did you tell them why we're here?
• Xandy: Yeah. (Communicates with the Eathae more) They said that if we help end the Emperor's actions, they'll direct us to our final clue.
• Hudson: (Sighs in relief) I almost had a heart attack.
• Clifton: Seems like a fair deal. Tell them we're in. (Xandy did that)
• Xandy: "They appresiate it. But they warned that the Emperor is heavily well defended, and the sarcoghigus is pretty much a very strong cultural symbol."
• Tyberious Jr.: "Well since it's litterally the death bed of their first emperor, alchourse it would be of signifigant impourence."
• Hawkens: Well why do they still respect it even if it's original Emperor's power has proven corruptive and dangerous?
• Xandy: Well maybe the current emperor didn't want the lifeforce harvest to be obsolete because they seem to have found a better energy resource. Perhaps the energy crystals these guys have. He might be an extreme traditionalist, and he himself is already desecrating the sarcophagus of the first emperor. Lord knows they don't need no more desecration to their first leader.
• Tether: Definitely. (The heroes picked up and holstered their weapons) Let's depose of a forceful emperor.
• Stephenie: "But let's be weary. The Emperor is likely very well protected with a vast army."
• Nanobyte: "Well depends, how big is the capital nation of the planet?"
• Zosimo: "It's a supercontinent that outsizes the combined nations of Marbon that dominates the other lands of Eather."
• Nanobyte: "..... So, would that mean..... A BIG army?"
• Zosimo: An entire race's worth.
• Silence....
• Aurlena: "(Starts streaching) Whooo boy. Looks like we're gonna need our A-Game, gang."
• Vancer: "...... Is it too late to ask for Louger help?"
• Samantha: "Well, our ship's communications are very unlikely to have survived the crash, the Grand Council are likely to be very busy to put the Dynasty back in working order, and Millipede is likely wreaking a lot of havoc by now, espeically without any direct knowledge where he is. I'm afraid we have no choice to tough it out for now."
• Vancer: "..... Figures."

Equestria

• Hurricane: (He, the Founders and Pillars arrived at Twilight's Castle) Can you BELIEVE that assmuncher?! Waltzes up to me and expects me to just go on his side.
• Flash Magnus: "Oh, that was Warface. He's pretty much the great desendent of my old trope leader. He tried to do the same thing to me, actselly. At least until Starswirl told me about what Neighsay did."
• Hurricane: "Just what did he have to gain from it?!"
• Mistmane: "He basicly tried to have us go against Sparkle's school so ponies would side with the E.E.A. more, and ergo, get the Sub-Council pressured to bring back the E.E.A. as it was."
• Flash Magnus: "And in term, pressure the Wonderbolts to go back into being under their wings, and potentially keep the school from being favored internationally. From what Eightball told me, the guy is a controversey fearing yuts and would do just about anything to earn ponies' appresiation."
• Pansy: "I'm just relieved you didn't buy into his words, Sir. Even when he basicly said exactly what you wanted to hear."
• Hurricane: "Well his big mistake was referencing that he was a Wonderbolt Veteran when I am NOT too thrilled with them at the moment. That kept me from taking his ass too seriously."
• Clover: "..... But what if he hadn't said he was a Wonderbolt veteran?"
• Hurricane: Well, if he HADN'T said that, I still wouldn't be convinced. The military has fallen on hard times as well! There would be nothing he would say to convince me of ANYTHING?!
• Suddenly, the Lamp-post suddenly has eyes, surprising the group.
• Discord's voice: "Are we really going to be this confident about that, Hurricane?"
• Clover: ".... Oh. It's just you Discord."
• Discord reveiled his true form.
• Platinum: "What is it now, you spare-parts amalgamation?"
• Flash Magnus: "Didn't Twilight say that you were with Black Kat for the holidays?"
• Discord: "Well, to be honest, Kat has been..... Extremely clingly lately."
• Starswirl: "Never could've imagine someone of your power had lady problems, Discord."
• Rockhoof: "I'm actselly more surprised Discord even has a girlfriend. Kinda figured he be the type not interested in love."
• Discord: Yeeeeah, she heard about the stunt last Hearts and Hooves Day and has become obsessed with spending more time with me. Thinks we don't spend much time together and that it got me to see Hearts and Hooves Day cynically. (A magic poof was heard)
• (Black Kat): DISCORD, WHO TOLD YOU YOU COULD LEAVE THE TUMTUM PARK?!? THE TUMTUM TREES ARE GOING WILD WITH COLOR THIS FALL!!!
• Discord: OH SNAP!!! (Snaps as they all teleport to Basalt Beach)... Ugh. I really need time to prepare for what she wants. Anywho, you guys need to be weary about Warface. His father was indeed a legend. He got a lot of aspects from Hurricane, and his son seems to hold the family name like Echidna holds AAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL her monster babies while nurturing them. HUEGH! Warface isn't going to give up with just one attempt.
• Hurricane: "Well he was awfully quick to run off, though."
• Discord: "That's only because in his mind, you just need to be- (Gets pushed by another Discord) OOF?! (Slams down face first)..... Pushed, in the right direction."
• Hurricane: "Oh what, does he deem me easy to malmitulate or something?"
• Starswirl: "Let's be honest, Hurricane, you went into violent bouts of anger when you had first heard about how bad our land's millatery is, and just now when you discovered that your law was revoked. It's obvious all Warface needs to do is expose the biggest millaterry embarrisment ever to you and your mind gets controled by anger."
• Platinum: "So obviously we need to make it that you DON'T get mindlessly angry anymore."
• Hurricane: "HEY, THIS ANGER, HELPED ME FIGHT OFF MANITCORES, DRAGONS, AND THE OCCATIONAL ROGUE GIANT?! IT'S WHAT I AM?!"
• Puddinghead: "It's also why ponies like to call you "Commander Hothead"."
• Pansy: Yeah. When he said you should've been frozen by the Windigoes or exiled for that anger to save ponies another icy wrath from them, I knew it wasn't going to end well. I... Kinda said the same thing when we both had our lowest mark. It was right before we were captured by Bishop Dipper too. Kinda something that can easily trigger him. He does NOT like to be reminded of the most painful of times.
• Discord: You poor little winged horsey. (Black Kat appeared nearby)
• Black Kat: DISCOOOOOOOOOOOORD!!!! WHERE ARE YOOOOOOOOOOOU?! I'M HUNGRY FOR SOME TUMTUM BERRY PIIIIIIIIE!!!!
• Discord: AW, C*M IN A PAIR OF BOXERS!!! (Teleports them to Cloudsdale while tying balloons to the Non-Pegasi) Ugh, that woman is nutsy-cuckoo!! It was hot at first, but it's starting to wear it's mark. Anyway, Hurricane Hothead can't be allowed to hit that big anger meltdown and give Warface an advantage.
• Hurricane: "(Gets sadden) Do you all really have such a low opinion of me?"
• Pansy: "Alchourse not, sir. This is, constructive criticisum. We're only saying that you need help with these anger problems."
• Discord: Exactly. Just one cross word and you'll be downer than the dumps with no way back. You could make yourself look bad. And yes, I do mean worse then when this "Beezon" got involved.
• Hurricane: "..... Even then, short of labotamy spells, I have no damn idea how am I suppose to quell my anger."
• Somnambula: "I know of an oasis flower that grows in the Oasis of Hope in the Valley of Skulls found within Bone Dry Desert. This flower is said to sooth even the most savage and angry of beasts. It can even sooth the rage of a sandworm. But we must be weary that it is jealiously guarded by a Cleobra. A magical bejeweled cobra with the power of using mirages and trickery, and venom that burns hotter then the hottest desert, and would never heal."
• Smart Cookie: "A Cleobra? But aren't they native to the Sphinxlands?"
• Mistmane: "If by that, you mean Sphinxia, then yes. The flower was once a beloved object of a group of anicent Abyssinians that live in that oasis. They brought over and tamed a Cleobra to protect it should this cult be gone one day. They now rest in a nearby buried tomb, and with them, a magical flute that allowed them to tame the Cleobra. So to ensure that the flower would stay pure and safe."
• Platinum: "Ugh, did it have to be a snake and an icky disgusting sand-covered tomb where their dead bodies are left in?"
• Mistmane: "Well the kind of flower we speak of isn't exactly something you can just buy at any store, Miss Platinum. It's a very unique and special plant."
• Starswirl: "Indeed. Once we're done with the festivities, we shall make a trip to that oasis and-"
• ???: Peekaboo... (Black Kat's face is seen on the cloud-floor near Discord's feet) I see you.
• Discord: "(Freaks out with an AWOOOOOOOOOOGHA sound) YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!?"
• Black Kat: "Finally caught ya, Mr. Avoid-cord! (Grabs Discord by the ear) You owe me a lot of time and follic, Mister! (Began to drag Discord away) I do this for us, because your cynisum to love CONCERNS ME?!"
• Discord: OWOWOWOWOW, YOU GUYS ARE ON YOUR OWN, OWOWOW!!! (They disappeared)...
• Starswirl:... Well, Twilight's Castle is just below Cloudsdale. We'd better continue there.
• Puddinghead: Finally. I think I'm getting altitude sickness. (Vomits chocolate pudding) AW, DARN, I LITERALLY LOST MY LUNCH!!!!
• Flash Magnus: "..... That, is an image I want to magicly erase from my head."

Canterlot

• Sunset: So, now that we're in Canterlot, where do you want to start?
• Sir Millimer: Well perhaps the lowest regions would be a good start. (Smells something)... Hey, what smells good?
• Sunset: Huh? I thought I was the only one. Before I exiled myself to the human dimension, we usually don't get such exotic smells. (They saw a familiar district where more exotic restaurants were seen surrounding the streets)... This is DEFINITELY new.
• Sir Millimer: How so?
• Sunset: Well this is supposed to be Restaurant Row, the cuisine sector of Canterlot. Based on what Twilight wrote to me, it used to follow a standard three-hoof rating of restaurants that match in atmosphere and cuisine. But I didn't the changes would be this extreme. It's now... More randomized and exotic.
• Sir Millimer: Well I can see why. This system you speak of sounds like a lack of characterization and individuality. Nopony wants to go at restaurants with the same atmosphere and setting. So, a needed change must've occurred. (Saffron and Coriander came through in a stand) Why not ask the locals about it?
• Sunset: "Oh, sure. Excuse me, Sir, Madam? (Saffron and Coriander looked at Sunset)... Hi, I came back from, let's just say an entirely different place, after many long years, and, I couldn't help but to notice that Restaurent Row is, a lot different from what I remembered. Didn't there used to be a very strict critic making this place have the same restaurents?"
• Saffron: "Well, it's a long story actselly, miss. But please, come with us to The Tasty Treat, food is always great to have with a story. And uh, (Notices Sir Millimer), Take the strangely giantic millipede with you, if he's a friend."

The Tasty Treat

• Sunset: So Rarity and Pinkie came in and convinced the place that the changes were needed, huh? Well that's actually good. I was always tired of that boring food anyway.
• Saffron: Well Zesty had faced worse afterward. She was ostracized from the critic community and almost lost her family mansion to foreclosure. Luckily after some craziness, she was spared such a horrible fate, so she's okay now. But since our restaurant got popular, more individual and exotic restaurants came to Restaurant Row.
• Coriander: Good thing, too. Luna knows we don't need the same damn restaurant in every corner of Restaurant Row. Saffron now has a boyfriend with the outrageously successful new restaurant next door. Food Stuffers seem to have a very expansive family dedicated to things like fries, hash browns, cooked fruits, and even appetizers like mozzarella sticks and jalapeño poppers. The Pepper family isn't all that bad... For the most part. Endive is very strict but easy to talk to, Cardamom has more on his plate than can be held with the children and cooking, Chicory is lonely and a hopeless romantic, Garlicky is an eccentric spaz who for some cosmic reason never has an accident, Hepper is the unknown bastard serving time for stories he always changes, Cubanelle is the grandmother with a rather wickedly nutsy attitude, Chiltepin is so good at chance and gambling he's been banned from Las Pegasus AND the griffin territories, Habanero is the youngest son with a hyperactive mind from his mommy eating too much spice when she was pregnant with him, Aji served in a royal guard against an enemy they lost to and came back for the cooking he provided them, Rocoto was in a circus and got fired for something involving it's ringmaster and his daughter, Piper has quite a rash temper, and-
• Saffron: And Aleppo? Ahhh, so dreamy.
• Coriander: Yeah, if your definition of dreamy is being very spastic and frightening when he teaches my daughter how to do professional cooking.
• Saffron: It's called passion, daddy. Aleppo is jacked up on it like peppers are on heat. His passion is unbelievably admirable. He doesn't stop pushing. But sadly, he was recently grounded from me for a month because of a mishap involving trusting a bully that was trying to pull a stunt with magma peppers. Let's just say it involved Sparkle's school and how some were almost shoved down an impourent figure's throat.
• Sir Millimer: What? Love being separated? UNACCEPTABLE!!
• Coriander: "Hey, to be fair, Magma Peppers can only be best consumed by dragons. It doesn't end well when ponies try it. Trust me, you'll be considered lucky to only end up hospitalised in a coma from those things. I wouldn't call Endvie's decidion COMPLETELY too much. I did say she was strict."
• Sunset: Well maybe depending on circumstance, the bully was a dragon who knew they'd get in trouble. Not sure why it happened, but-
• Sir Millimer: But nothing. 'Easy to talk to' my somewhat-existent betweesimo, Endive never listened to reason and grounded him without even hearing him out? I cannot stand this. There's a reason why failure to listen is an act of war in my dimension. I'm going to give Endive a piece of my mind.
• Coriander: Now now, let's not get hasty-
• Sir Millimer: I just wanna talk to her. (This happened)

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• Endive: WHA, SACRE BLEU!!!!
• Sir Millimer: Hello. Is this the residence of the Peppers?
• Endive: Yeah?
• Sir Millimer: Well I've heard a lot about your boy Aleppo. He's a good pony, and does not deserve to be grounded from his girlfriend, for what was obviously a con.
• Endive: WHO THE TART ARE YOU TO DROP ONTO MY PROPERTY AND TELL ME HOW TO RAISE MY CHILDREN?!?
• Sir Millimer: Someone who smells a rat, that's who. (Digs into the trash and finds a rotten dish which he tastes, disgusting many of the people) Hmmph. Magma peppers alr- (Breaths fire) IIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!.... Ahem. Ohhhhh, what do we have HERE?! (Finds dragon skin)... Dragon skin. (Summons a DNA scanner and brings up a hologram of the owner)... Well, here's your culprit.
• Cubanelle: Heeeey, ain't that that Wyvern kid who came in here awhile back?
• Sunset: Heeeey, isn't that Clyde?
• Everyone: You know him?
• Sunset: Yeah, he's a student at Twilight's School of Friendship.
• Endive:... You guys are a waste of my time.
• Sir Millimer: Whoa, hold up, we're not through.
• Endive: Yes we are. There's no way a dragon in a School of Friendship would do this.
• Sir Millimer: And WHYYYY do you think he's there in the first place?
• Endive: I don't care. Dragons are not to be trusted.
• Sunset: WHOA, HOLY DOUBLE-STANDERDS, WHAT IS THAT ALL ABOUT?!
• Endive: What do you think? I told my boy here never to associate himself with dragons. A lesson had to be learned and he must be grounded for not listening to me.
• Sir Millimer: Hmmph. I will not tolerate racism. Let's see what the Princess has to say about that prejudice.
• Endive: WHA- HOW DARE YOU?! HOW DARE YOU THREATEN MY HARD-EARNED BUSINESS?!
• Sunset: SIR MILLIMER, THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR!!!
• Sir Millimer: I've only just begun. Madam, what that dragon did was wrong, but that doesn't make you right. Your prejudice is not acceptable. Hell, I knew something was up when I saw the two signs outside that read 'no dragons allowed' and 'we reserve the right to refuse service to anycreature'. You, miss, are a racist, and it makes me ashamed.
• Endive: OH WHAT, A LADY ISN'T ALLOWED TO HOLD A GRUDGE WHEN A DRAGON TURNED HER FATHER INTO A VEGETABLE!!! (Everyone was surprised to hear that)...... Yeah, I said it! My dad was scorched into a mummified mess by a crybaby dragon because he banned him from our business for intolerable table manners. My father could not move or talk anymore, because a dragon was being a big baby. That's why I really HATE dragons.
• Sunset:... Well sorry to hear that.
• Habanero:... I thought you said you sent grandpa to a grandpa farm.
• Endive: Because you wouldn't handle the truth. Dragons are nothing but trouble.
• Sunset: No, they're not. They just don't know any better. Dragons are SUPPOSED to act like that. They didn't exactly grow like us. They're aggressive because that's how they survive the dangers of the world. Not every one of them is bad or evil. They're just misunderstood. And Clyde isn't even Equestrian. He's from another world and was brought to the school because of rotten behavior.
• Endive: It's no concern of mine why that Wyvern did what he did. The important thing is my son-
• Sunset: Okay, this is going too far AGAIN! You want to talk to the culprit? HERE YOU GO!!! (She teleports Clyde in)
• Clyde: Wha- WHAT THE F- (Smashes into a table) OHHH, MY MOTHERF*****G KNEE, AW F***, S*** COMING OFF A DOG'S S*****M, F*** IT ALL TO HELL, THAT HURTS LIKE A MOTHERF***!!! As if this day couldn't already be off to a rocky start?!
• Habanero:... Mama, what's a s*****m?
• Endive:... SEE?!? Dragons are awful uncourteous pottymouthed beasts!
• Clyde: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!
• Sunset: Clyde, I believe you owe someponies an apology. (Points to the ponies)
• Clyde:... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh,  you were the guys I got the Magma Peppers that was gonna go down that E.E.A. asshole's throat. I completely forgot about you guys. But that was the old me. Guys, I di- (Aleppo pinned him to the wall) DYAH!!!.... (Wimpfully) Oowwwwwwwwww.
• Aleppo: YOU GOT ME GROUNDED FROM SAFFRON FOR A MONTH!!!
• Clyde: "(Dazed) Meant nothing by that, mate. I was just gonna say I apologies for it."
• Endive: "Apolgy not accepted?! Now, I want you, (Points to Sunset and Millimer) AND YOU TWO, out of my restaurent?!"
• Sir Millimer: ".... Okay, fine. We're leaving. But I wonder what the Canterlot Commette would think about your little racist escapades when I get to them."
• Endive: "(Snorts arrigantly)! BAH! Like any self-respecting pony would shut down an honest business for having a certain policy. I-"

Moments later.

• The Restaurent was seen closed down, as Endive was seen strapped in a straight-jacket and dragged against her will!
• Endive: "WHAT'RE YOU DOING?! STOP?! AM I NOT ALLOWED TO RUN BUSINESS AS I SEE FIT?! I KNOW MY RIGHTS?! I AM GONNA SUE THAT "FRIENDSHIP" SCHOOL FOR EVERY BIT THEY ARE- (Gets tossed into the back of a paddy wagon as the orderly ponies started to trot it off to Black Stallian Asylum!)......."
• Cubanelle: I knew handing the place to my daughter was a bad idea.
• Cardamom: "..... I, guess it's back to the home country for us. Pack your things, kids. (The family left sadly)...."
• Commette Leader: "..... Thank you for warning us of these disgusting racists, Mr. Millimer. Food Stuffers will become a thing better off forgotten."
• Sir Millimer: "I was happy to help."
• Saffron: "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! Now Aleppo is gonna leave the country?! I'm gonna be even more seperated now?!"
• Sir Millimer: "Well, maybe if Miss Endive wasn't such a jerk about dragons, this wouldn't've been an issue. However, that doesn't mean you guys can leave. You can start the business again somewhere else. Just not as the Food Stuffers anymore. You can start from scratch. Because let's be honest, that title is no doubt going to be an awful reminder of this day. In fact, the place on the other side of the Tasty Treat isn't occupied."
• Saffron: Are you kidding? The landlord of that place is despicable. We tried to get there before going to the other side, but we cancelled the deal because he bribed us by threatening to raise rent.
• Sir Millimer: Then just say please. I must make up for this awful event that will threaten a very close relationship. Your mother is wounded and needs time to heal. Plus, none of you are to blame for this. Except maybe Clyde.
• Clyde: Hey, it was before I changed, butthole!
• Sir Millimer: So, I will have a nice long conversation with this landlord pony. I'm pretty sure we can come to an agreement. Now if you'll excuse me, I must talk to... Who's the landlord?
• Coriander: Mr. Jagged Stripes. He and his siblings run the landlord business of Canterlot and descended from the architects of Canterlot. But since his brother Rugged had been doing extortion for his daughter Plaid... Well, let's just say he got the worse influence from him and we had to RID OURSELVES OF HIS GODSDAMN PRESENCE!!! So, just go to the head of realty, Ms. Wavey Stripes. I must warn you, she's... Very stress-plagued.
• Saffron: She is not a very mentally stable mare. Correction: SHE'S CRAZY!!!!
• Sir Millimer: Sure sounds like it. You have nothing to worry about.

Stripes Realty Building

• Pony Landlord: (On phone) BROTHER, I DON'T CARE IF PLAID IS YOUR LIFE, OR IF HER IDEAS HAVE OUTRAGEOUSLY UNEXPLAINABLY FUNCTIONAL MERIT, YOU HAVE TO DO WHAT'S BEST FOR BUSINESS AND FAMILY!!! SHE ALREADY HAS ENOUGH, AND YOUR INSISTENCE TO DRIVE FAMILY WORK TO GROUND FOR HER IS UNACCEPTABLE!!! This is Saddle Row all over again. This is going to RUIN US!!! You have already made business look bad all for her, and thus you made yourself just like other brothers and sisters. Now I just got word that owner of Food Stuffers has been arrested for hate crimes, and they're going to me to talk about what one of our brothers did. We don't need more bad publicity. Our family has been in Canterlot architecture since it was first built, and I'LL BE DAMNED IF I LET OUR FAMILY NAME BE RUINED LIKE THAT!!! So either you stop shoving Plaid into the tenants' lives and wasting everything all for her, or I SWEAR TO QUEEN VIRGINIA, IN YOUR WORDS, I LOWER PAYCHECK UNTIL YOU NO CAN EAT!!!! CAPISH?!? GOOD!!! (Hangs up) Ugh! All the things Rugged does for his daughter. Admirable, but not exactly within acceptable business practices.
• (Lobbyist): Ms. Stripes? The owners of Food Stuffers are here.
• Ms. Stripes: (Takes deep breath) Queen Virginia give me strength like your finest steeple. (On radio) Tell them I'll be right down.

Lobby

• Cardamom: "(Ms. Stripes showed up) Ms. Stripes, we would like to revoke our current residence here so we can return to the old country."
• Ms. Stripes: "WELL GIVEN THE MEDIA S***STORM THAT'S GONNA COME FROM THIS SCANDEL FOOD STUFFERS HAD ABOUT REFUSING SERVICE TO CERTAIN RACE, NO S*** YOU DON'T WANNA LIVE HERE ANYMORE?! A lot of places in Canterlot WILL refuse service to you, and good luck ever getting schools here to accept your children! And don't get me STARTED on how judgmental nobles will be! Not even Fancy Pants, the nicest of them all, would want to be seen around you! And heavens forbid you get on bad side of even Celestia for this?!"
• Cardamom: "Please, don't start, we know what my wife did was wrong, and I never should've allowed her to do it, even if it was for the sake of her comatosed father after a particularly bad encounter with a dragon."
• Ms. Stripes: "Be that as it may, we live in times where having unity with other races is a must now ever since Storm King crap happened. We can no longer even be understandingly grudgemental to dragons, never mind to kind of levels Pred Judu Des or Shineflare had! We have to learn to denounce bad eggs as such and only see them as representations of themselves, and not entire race, even if a lot of them are work in progresses as well!"
• Cardamom: "Please, it was only my wife that made this mistake."
• Ms. Stripes: "But you just admitted that you didn't do anything about it. Complacency on something you KNOW is wrong, is sometimes worse than actually siding with it."
• Cardamom: "I was only respecting my wife's wishes, please, it wouldn't do the family well to get dysfuntional."
• Ms. Stripes: "Well LOOK at what your lack of spine has allowed! Food Stuffers will become thing of controversy, nobles nostalgic to old Restaurant Row will start pacts to restore Zesty's old system, even with Zesty herself pacified on this, and basically danger restaurants to go back to being bland and generic tasteless snob-fests. And I get stuck with controversy that I allowed racist to open up a business! (Sighs).... Look, the rest of you, are clearly nice people, but, you're too controversial now thanks to Endive, so, even if you didn't volunteer to leave yourselves, I would've still had to evict you, because likely the committee will give me S*** for what I had allowed to transpire!"
• Cardamom: "That's why I want to save us both from such stresses and leave. It's back to the Spicelands for us."
• Ms. Stripes: "Well, thank you, it saves me from a lot of plauge the committee are MORE than likely to grant upon me.... Now, I'll get some papers ready for you to sign, and at least this ugly controversy will be dealt with as quickly as it popped up."
• ???: Does it really have to be so one note like that? (Sir Millimer, Clyde, and Sunset appeared)
• Aleppo: Sir Millimer?
• Cardamom: What're you doing here?
• Sir Millimer: Exposing Endive was not what I originally intended. It was meant to reunite a romantic relationship that was separated by her racism. It was only dumb, unfortunate luck, that I found that unfortunate tibit about her.
• Ms. Stripes: Well it's too late. This family is too controversial to stay. Nopony will want the Peppers to stay, no matter what romance blooms.
• Sir Millimer: (Chuckles) It amazes me how low you ponies think of each other, and yet you have a religen based around the concept of friendship. Kinda ironic, really. Ponies do not shun or hate just because of one bad egg. And this should apply to families just as much it applies to racial groups. Endive was only wronged by a bad example of dragons, and she turned herself into somepony she wasn't. When a dragon lobotomizes your father, it's almost impossible to avoid being in her horseshoes. She was so young when it happened. An impression like that can leave mental scars. Her actions were wrong, but her reasons were relatable. I'm sure so many others were wronged by dragons.
• Clyde: Yeah. I heard that Shineflare was victimised by griffs, and Pred also had a shitty encounter with dragons. Heck, I admit my own sour exspearience with Bull Manson, but I didn't defeltupt major Minotaur hate because of how that hack really fucked me over. He was obviously just a dude that didn't wanted to become another has-been because some trade secrets got exposed. I don't nessersarly forgive him for it, don't get me wrong, but, I came to at least understand the guy's point of view. And that's what it's all about. Point of views. Look, Endive wasn't cool for doing it, but it's not like it was for lols or just for the sake of hating. When you're wronged at such a young age, you just can't avoid the harmful impressions.
• Sunset: And Shineflare ended up banishing my old dragon assistant Garble by rigging his judgment day. He's been in the wild dragon lands hating ponies ever since, and is now on a villain team. Prejudice only leads to more hate and more cruelty.
• Sir Millimer: Therefore, nopony will blame the Peppers for what Endive did. They only supported her because they felt sorry for her.
• Ms. Stripes: Pity is no excuse to support controversial decisions.
• Sir Millimer: Maybe not, but who wouldn't feel sorry for her after what she went through? They were with her for so long she clouded their judgment. Only one was willing to give dragons a chance. And the outcome of that is irrelevant. That alone proves that the Peppers are victims of Endive's choices and upbringing and do not deserve to leave.
• Ms. Stripes: I'm afraid you don't get to decide that.
• Sir Millimer: And neither do you. I was told the controversy you and your family have. A controversial family does not deserve to judge the fate of another controversial family. Otherwise, by the kind of logic you are pocessing, people should have issues about that you have a brother that is trying to help his daughter succeed in life at the inconvinence of tenants. So, we must leave their fate to somepony who does.
• Ms. Stripes: And who might that be?
• Sir Millimer: Why, the Princess herself, of course.
• Ms. Stripes: HAH! She'd never support them after all tha-

Later...

• Celestia: The charges against the Peppers are dropped.
• Ms. Stripes: (Her jaw dropped)
• Celestia: Sir Millimer is correct. It would be no better to judge the Peppers for the harsh actions of one family member. Endive had understandable reasons for her behavior. Her family just didn't have the confidence to prove her wrong. And that was not their fault. It was nopony's fault. The only thing that must be done is to incarcerate Endive in Black Stallion Asylum for rehabilitation, and redeem the Peppers' family name with a new restaurant.
• Ms. Stripes:...... Well, smack my flank and call me betsy."
• Comedic Times: "(Smacks Ms Stripes' Flank) BETSY!"
• Ms. Stripes: "OW?! FRESH?! I DIDN'T MEAN LITTERALLY, WISEGUY?!"
• Comedic Times: "Sorry, still abit rusty about comedic timing."
• Sir Millimer: Now, then, I think we're done here. So, Ms. Stripes, convince the landlord of the establishment on the other side of the Tasty Treat to give the Peppers another chance of business. No extortion, no uncalled for decisions, no bullcrap. I don't care how, but make it happen.
• Ms. Stripes: (Sighs) Okay.
• Saffron: (She and Aleppo hugged in rejoice) Thank you, Sir Millimer!
• Sir Millimer: My pleasure.

Castle Drawbridge

• Sunset: I must say, Sir Millimer... That was a pretty dark approach to help somepony out.
• Sir Millimer: "Dread not about it, Sunny dear. It was also an accsidental approuch. I simply adapted to the discovery the moment it was made."
• Sunset:... I guess that's true.
• Sir Millimer: Sometimes you must be fair but firm in your approach. It's called being assertive. When nobody listens to you, you change your tone and seriousness in communication without being hostile or angry. I said that there's a reason why failure to listen is an act of war in my dimension. By failing to listen to reason because of severe and critical misunderstandings, one can become severely seen as spiteful and vindictive. A mistake that has often resulted in horrible things. It can be costly. That is why I had to help Saffron and Aleppo. Otherwise something bad would've happened like the two running away, probably forever.
• Clyde: Trust me, I know.
• Sir Millimer: And as for YOU, lizard-battus, this happened because you gotten those magma peppers to begin with. When the School hears about this, you will be in serious trouble.
• Sunset: I agree. Any other crazy stunts you did when you were throwing crazy parties?
• Clyde: "Relax, the Magma Pepper thing was about it."
• Sir Millimer: You're absolutely sure?
• Clyde: Yeah, honest.
• Sunset: Well we'd better be sure. (Uses her empathy spell on him as she sees he was right)...... Yeah, he checks out. That was about the only bad thing he did.
• Sir Millimer: Good. Otherwise the School would've had to kick you out since such a crazy decision wouldn't make you very popular in a good way.
• Clyde: Look, I made up for it, okay? You just did much of the work, that's all. Now take me back to the School! (Sunset teleports him off)
• Sunset:... You still feel like helping ponies out here, sir?
• Sir Millimer: "But alchourse. I'm not one to let one awkword start deter me. Shall we continue onward, Miss Sunset?"
• Sunset: Eh, I got time, so, why not?
• The two went on, as a weird looking bird-eqsed Creature with a giant eye was seen watching the two in the shadows as red smoke left the eye....
• Creature: "..... (Dark voice) So THHHHEEERRRRREEEEE he isssssssssssssssssssssssssss. (The Dark Creature flew off!)"

School of Friendship.

• Barktrot was seen placing placing Gaster into a bed.
• Buzzord: ".... Think the young lad will be all right?"
• Barktrot: "His memory and that of Clyde's has been erased of what was witnessed in the cave. He will simply need to sleep it off since he was the most heavly effected while Clyde only knew of implications. I would need to stay and tend to him while he recovers. The least you can do is inform Sparkle that Gaster is on the path to recovery."
• Buzzord: "But alchourse, Miss Trot. I'll get right on that. (Buzzord leaves)."
• Barktrot went to a chair and sat on it, keeping an eye on him.
• The Creature was once more hidden in the shadows, sneaking about as it crawlled like a bat.
• Barktrot: "..... I sense that something isn't right. (Summons Lightvine)..... Lightvine, seek it out."
• Lightvine nodded obediently and proceed to slither forth but it saw nothing but darkness and ended up vanishing in it.
• Barktrot:... Lightvine? You okay?... Lightvine?... (A shadowy monstrous bird figure was seen)...
• ???: (Dark voice) Surrender the insectiod creature and I will release your pet.
• Barktrot:... Who are you? You mean Gaster? He is resting and must not be disturbed.
• ???: He is impourent for my aims to contain a loose other-dimentional of a race my master has punished for becoming too powerful for the security of the Multiverse. This child has the potaintional to become an avatar. He has seen the depictions. This state MUST be attived.
• Barktrot: You cannot have him. And what are you on about, creature?
• ???: It is of no concern to you. Give me the Insectiod peacefully, and no harm would need to come to you.
• Barktrot: I said he needs rest!
• ???: And I say, it's not my concern if he needs rest. My mission is to find the Manapede and complete the Manapede Purge.
• Barktrot: The what? Uh, I mean, I cannot let you- (The figure just froze her in place)...
• ???: Do not oppose the will of the Xexaxez. Until I take that insectiod out of here, your presence in spacetime will be nulled. No talking, movement, or even doing anything.... In fact, why am I saying this? You can't really hear me. No matter. I must- (An ominous call was heard)... The master's getting impaient. (It grabbed Gaster and disappeared as Barktrot was unfrozen and Lightvine was returned)
• Barktrot: -do that!...... Where'd it go? (Saw that Gaster was gone) GASTER?! What has happened?!.... (Barktrot calmed down)...... Eyes of time, I need your aide, show me what has occured. (Suddenly Barktrot's eyes glowed a blue color and she resees the event where the creature froze her, explained what occured, and took Gaster apawn hearing a call)..... (Returns to normal)...... Oh no. I was afraid of this. I thought this nightmare would end with that cult. I must warn everyone! (Flew off!)"

Louger Van.

• Twilight: "AND THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED?!"
• Pang Bing: "I was afraid of this. The creature that took Gaster and referencing the forbidden creatures' name, is a Xird. Byproductions of their dimention devouring ways, borned from excess engery."
• Shifu: "And likely the same beast respondsable for that cult to begin with."
• Icky: "Ugh, what, do we have to sit this one out too?"
• Merlin: "Xirds don't pocess the exact same powers as their creator. They're basicly just lesser spawn of the forbidden ones. So no. There is no danger at looking at a Xird..... But they are very good malmituators to the point of relijustus bypasser status. So we must do well to not fall for it's words."
• Gazelle: "Well wait, what did this "Xird" want with Gaster anyway? Wasn't his memory cleansed?"
• Pang Bing: "...... Those cultists wanted to turn him into an Avatar for the forbidden creatures. Avatars are the forbidden ones' greatest weapons against escaped natives of devoured universes and dimentions. They process power so great, even those like the Uniter Line would be helpless against them. Even Gods can't fight the Avatars."
• Gazelle: ".... Well, okay, yeah, it was because Gaster went through that bit of a bad encounter with those cultists, but, what purpose would kidnapping Gaster have?"
• Lord Shen was finally given the evidence he needed.......
• Lord Shen: ".... Sparkle, did Barktrot said why the Xird kidnapped Gaster?"
• Twilight: "She said that the creature said something about going after a "Manapede", but, that's inmeasureably vague on what it meant by that-"
• Lord Shen: "THAT'S IT?!...... The only reason that beast went after Young Gaster is because it knew he had a potantional to be an Avatar! And that reason HAS to be because a dimentional of a devoured existence came here?! That means Sir Millimer is NOT being honest to us about something!?"
• Po: "Okay, whoa?! What corolation is there between Millimer and that Xird!?"
• Lord Shen: "..... Call it a hunch, but..... I don't think Millimer is NOT of AUU origin."
• Icky: "But he completely looks like he's from there."
• Lord Shen: "Think about it?! A lot of odd things happened around him! His random showing up, his over-reaction to our shenanigans, how he managed to have his papers effectiently with him on his person, his quickness to be a service to everyone AFTER we interigated him, and that spiders COWINIDENTLY devoured all our Spybugs?! THINK?! (Everyone thought long and hard about that)...... Believe me, for all we can guess about Millimer's appearence, it could be a disguise."
• Icky: "....... Oh, that, cheeky, piece of S***?! I'm gonna kick the end segment part of his buggy ass?!"
• Twilight: "I don't understand, why are you against Millimer for all the good he's done?!"
• Spyro: "Twilight, he'd likely only did these favors so people would go against us. He's trying to use people's love to fence us out of his case."
• Twilight: "But-"
• Cynder: "Think long and hard about this, Twilight. If Millimer is what he is, would this creature really suddenly pop out of nowhere and kidnap one of your students if it had no greater purpose?"
• Twilight: "I-"
• Lord Shen: "And also think about his strange interests with Sunset! He was very spefific about asking for HER aide......"
• Twilight: "..... You........ You're right....... But without concrete evidence, to everyone else, WE'LL LOOK LIKE A COUPLE OF JERKS?!"
• Pang Bing: "I have an idea. We'll seek out a friend of ours that has a better understanding of Dimentions then all of us."
• Twilight: ".... Okay. I'll trust you guys."
• A Fly Creature Spy saw this disguise as a normal fly.
• Fly Creature: "..... Oh s***, oh s***?! Those f*****g Xexes screwed us over again?! (Buzzes off) I MUST WARN LORD MILLIPEDE?!"

Chapter 3: Millipede's Big Reveal/Star and Marco and The HA Arrive

Planet Eather

• A grand large sarcougigus was seen, as an Emperor Eathae arrived to it, surrounded by soldiers.
• Eathae Emperor: "..... (JP Raptor sounds) ("Great Ansister, I continue to honor your legacy in life harvesting of inferior life forms. I will continue your great legacy, for the ultamate utopia for Eather. You, have, my, promise on this.")"
• ???: ("Sir!") (Another Eathae came in) ("Something just got shot out of the sky from space. We believe it may be... Of otherworldly sources.")
• Eathae Emperor: (Snarls)... ("I will not have any aliens desecrating our independence by setting foot on our planet. Capture them and bring them to me. I will harvest every ounce of their life until they are bone dry.")
• Eathae: ("It will be done.") (Leaves)
• Eathe Emperor: ".... ("What nerve these aliens pocess, I'll figure out soon.")"

Meanwhile...

• Xandy: Tarnation, how big is this jungle?! (Slashes foliage with her gold sword)
• Zosimo: This would be the Eoozwong Rainforest, the biggest on the planet. Not to mention the place with the greatest monsoon activity. (A thunderclap was heard)
• Hawkens: "..... AS IF ON CUE?!"
• Hudson: ".... Xandy, please tell me these Eathaes know what they're doing."
• Xandy: I told them that when we got here. They said the Rainforest is the best place to hide. And it's just about the rainy season in their calendar. On their planet, it's spring.... And the rains here are very hard. (Rain started to fall)... Not to mention that flooding here is pretty durn dangerous. (The Eathae Leader spoke)... He says there's some flood-proof elevations nearby. Come on.
• Hudson: Ugh, why'd I fall in love with a sea mammal? Why couldn't Xandy be an aerial creature? Maybe an ingull, or a salcrow, a seapry, OR EVEN A TAMLER SWEET ARBASUS?!
• Xandy: Well why couldn't YOU be a magug, or an obogic? What about a uiverey, or marrit, or maybe even a gannat? Let's not complain bout our different environmental preferences here, okay, sweetie?
• Hudson: "..... Toushe, dear. And okay...."
• Tolland: "Ugh, I am not a fan of rain. The water messes up my mask."
• Xandy: Come on, it's just water.
• Tolland: That's easy for a semi-aquatic like you to say. You and water get together like a good married couple.
• Xandy: Yeah, but it was scorching hot when we came. We need a refreshing soak. (Soaks herself in the rain as Hudson ended up getting aroused by it)
• Zosimo: (Smacks Hudson on the back of the neck) No need for that. But she is right... Ish. The heat and humidity got this storm raging. But the storms of this planet? Not a good thing to get caught in.
• Eathae Leader: ("We're almost there.")
• Xandy: We're almost there.
• Nanobyte: Good, because to me, raindrops are like rocks being thrown at you.
• Unbeknownst to them, a figure swimming in the water was seen, having the scales of crocadiles but serpent-like, as it was swimming torwords the group.
• Aurlena: "Welp, at least we're getting through this with mimumal- (An Anaconda creature with a Crocadile-Head leaped up and pounced onto Aurlena) DAMN IT, SPEAK TOO SOON?!"
• Zosimo: "AW DAMN TO HELL, IT'S ONLY BEEN RAINING FOR A FEW MOMENTS AND ALREADY THE CROCACONDAS ARE ALREADY OUT TO PLAY?!"
• Xandy: Not if I can help it. (Dives underwater and beatings were heard from beneath and the Crocaconda cried away and Xandy surfaces while shaking her fur dry and shivering) SHEEYOO, that's a nice big chill.
• Eathae: ("That was a juvenile.")
• Xandy: Juvenile?...... Ohhhhhhh, fishpaste! (A much bigger Crocaconda came out angry)... Uh... Yeah, I-I-I didn't know the Crocacondas of this world were bigger than the ones on mah homeworld. I'm... Uhhh... Sorry? (The Crocaconda chomped her underwater) HMMMMMmmmph!!! (She held it by it's jaws) ("Stubborn mamaconda!!!")
• Hudson: XANDY!!!!!
• Tyberious Jr.: "I got this?! I have an uncle who wresles suckers like this for a living?! (Pounces onto the Mother Crocakonda and starts wreslting it) The trick is to never lose your grip?!"
• Xandy: I GOT THIS COVER, HA- (Goes underwater and gurgles)
• Tyberious Jr.: CLEARLY!!! (Pinches the eyes of th Crocaconda as it roared in pain, freeing Xandy)!
• Xandy: ".... Okay, maybe a bit of help doesn't hurt."
• Tyberious Jr.: Yeah, that's the best way I could think of to deal with a bigger version of a creature like that. She and her offspring can leave us alone now.
• Eathae Leader: ("Are you alright?")
• Xandy: ("Yeah. Just an extreme swim.")
• Eathae Leader: ("Very well. Right this way. The water will get deeper if we don't get a move-on.")
• Xandy: ("Not afraid of a little deep water.") We need to go. The water is rising.
• Hudson: The wind is picking up to. Not sure if a creature that isn't used to the gravity and conditions of this planet can fly here.
• Zosimo: Nope. Winds this time of Eatherian year are too strong for a Tier 3 gravity creature like you.
• Hudson: Ugh, why'd I have to cut zero gravity training in Thunder Chaser class?
• Zosimo: "And thank you fer inspiring me to place you into more training Hudson. Cause that kind of training can save yer life one day."
• Hudson: "Oh me and my big beak!"
• Xandy: Oh hon, you know I love flying just as much as I love swimming. When you have wings, ya gotta learn to use 'em in any gravity. I'd love to fly with ya on a gas giant with a zoeosphere.
• Hudson: A what?
• Clifton: A gas giant with a habitable layer called a zoeosphere. Did ya flunk science class too?
• Xandy: Hush, Cliff. You'll get the hang of it. If you do it... I'll show ya mah nude body.
• Hudson:... Really?!
• Clifton: Augh!! Xandy, really? Do you have to whore yourself out for this mission?
• Xandy: Cliff, that's how love works. It drives ya. Warrior clans on Carbungia taught me how to master it. They were...... Well... Blue Lane levels of brave exposure. So, Hud, good luck. I believe in you. (Kisses him as he giggles bashfully)
• Hudson: Okay... Beautiful. (The two giggle adorably)
• Vancer: Ugh, gag. Let's just go, you two.
• The Group went on as hidden imperial Eathaes were seen.
• Eathae Leader: (Raises his arm to stop the heroes)... ("We're not alone!")
• Zorra: What'd he say?
• Xandy: He said we're not alone.
• Hawkens: "Oh what, do we have to fight the Crocaconda DAD now!?"
• Eathae Leader: ("It's not another creature.... It's...")... (Makes loud JP raptor barks)
• Vancer: Whoa, dude, got a loogie?
• Xandy: It's a distress call. I think Eathae in service with the Emperor are watching.
• Imperial Eathae #1: ("UGGH, DAMMIT!") (The Imperial Eathae attack and surround them JP raptor style)
• Nanobyte: "Wow, this escalated quickly!"
• Xandy: Well Eathae are renowned for their highly accurate senses. It's almost impossible to get the jump on one, even if you're one of them.
• Imperial Eathae: ("Captain A'Rausch!")
• Eathae Leader (A'Rausch): ("General Q'Lasch!")
• Imperial Eathae (Q'Lasch): ("How's life as a traitor to the Emperor been faring out?")
• A'Rausch: ("How's life as a loyalist to perpetual extinction been faring out?")
• Q'Lasch: ("Our Emperor knows the true path of our race.")
• A'Rausch: ("He's too traditionalist! We cannot harness life force anymore. It's killing our world. The energy crystals are a much better resource.")
• Q'Lasch: ("It must hurt so bad to commit treason. Our sargent taught us better than that.")
• A'Rausch: ("He was an abusive and very strict bastard! The S'nicksk told us about his failures in battle making him an absolutist.")
• Q'Lasch: ("Those slaves don't know left from right. Do not listen to them. They are aliens. We do not get involved in alien affairs. And here you are, helping some? In the name of Emperor Bloodich, you and your alien accomplices are under arrest.")
• A'Rausch: ("You will not lay a claw on these strangers.")
• Xandy:... I think those two have a long history.
• Magnum: Feels like it. (The storm and wind picked up as the fight went like this)

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• Zorra: We may wanna get the f*** out of- (One of the Imperials struck her and Xandy into a tree)
• Xandy: ERRGH- (Runs for her sword as it was quickly retrieved by an Imperial and another punched her into the water)
• Tyberious Jr.: WHAT THE GROCK- (The Imperials attacked the heroes quickly and from all sides and even destroyed much of their guns after Clifton dodges a blade attack)
• Vancer: GET OUT AND FI- (They were punched into a rock corner)
• Telthona: They're too fast!!
• Vancer: Yeah? Let's see them dodge THIS! (He got out two rotary arm cannons and fired screaming until two Imperials used grappling ropes to pull them away and destroy them)
• Q'Lasch: (A'Rausch tries to help them until he interferes) ("You're not going near those aliens!") (More Imperials got in front of him)
• Cloakblade: URRGH! (Uses her cloaking device, but the Imperials' senses and rain completely give her away as they destroy the cloaking device) UGH!
• Zosimo: Guys, they're too well-trained for us! We must retreat!
• Cloakblade: Right! (Tosses a smoke bomb and got away as the rain picked up more and the heroes end up in a graveyard of alien technology)
• Q'Lasch: ("They're headed for forbidden grounds!")
• Imperial Eathae: ("We can't go in there!")
• Q'Lasch: ("We have no choice. And remember the rule, do not stop or compromise your mission for anything even if it involves breaking the law, or you will be dubbed a failure and executed. Now go!")
• Imperial Eathae: ("Uh, yes, sir!") (They went after them)
• Q'Lasch: ("Arrest A'Rausch and the rebels.") (Suddenly smaller raptor creatures attacked and rescued A'Rausch's group) ("NOO!!! Dirty Snicks!") (The Imperials tried to get them) ("Just forget them. We must find the aliens!") (They went into the technology ruins)
• S'nicksk #1: (Different raptorial language: "They are entering forbidden grounds. Should we go in and help them?")
• A'Rausch: ("Yes. Breaking territorial laws is a risk that must be taken. The strategy of entering forbidden territory cannot be used against us.") (They followed)

Forbidden Ruins

• Xandy: (The Heroes Act were hidden under a metal dome in a rain-drenched graveyard of alien technology)... Well that was a close one.
• Miami: Yeah. Those raptors were hardcore. We're no match for that kind of skill.
• Zosimo: (With oPhone) Ugh, blasted storm messing up the connection. Have to use 10G for this. Sorry to use it with little data remaining, but... Seems that the Emperor of this planet had to resort to absolutist practices to combat this rebellion. Soldiers are now being trained with little mercy. They're training them to make no mistake or as little as possible. No weakness, no incompetence, and no death. All of that is dubbed as failure and punishable by execution and having your life harvested. No mourning, no feeling of loss.
• Stephanie: That's horrible!
• Zosimo: Exactly. The Emperor doesn't tolerate failure anymore. And considering their Imperial army is massive, they always have enough to replace every failure. He's taking antisocial measures to ensure that the rebellion is destroyed. Most of them are hatchlings raised and trained to fulfill that job.
• Libby: So you're saying these guys are literally raised to fight and not to live life?
• Zosimo: Sadly yes. There's simply no way to reason with them.
• Xandy: Well I was able to interpret the conversation with the Scout Leader and that Imperial Platoon leader. I think the Scout Leader used to be with the Imperial army and left when he saw the damage the Empire was doing to the planet.
• Zosimo: Well he didn't get through that alone. The S'nicksk seem to be better at rehabilitating Eathae soldiers than us, but clearly it's not easy and doesn't avoid any violence. Eathae are very dangerous and work in complex strategies. The moment we come out, they will charge after us before we even see them.
• Vancer: But we entered forbidden alien technology ruins. Shouldn't that stop them?
• Zosimo: What part of 'they don't stop for anything' don't you understand? They're smart enough to expect that. And we may have to move fast because... (Water began flooding their hiding place)
• Nanobyte: Well we're dead.
• Cloakblade: We cannot die hiding. That's not the honorable way. We must push forward.
• Zosimo: She's right. We need to find a new location and plan the next move. We can't do it here.
• Cloakblade: We just need to move when we're ready. We got only one shot at this. And we must stick together.
• Aurlena: I think we'd cover more ground if we split up.
• Cloakblade: Unfortunately, that's not an option. The Imperials out there cover more ground than we could with their speed and would kill us in an instant if we were alone. Their coordination and skills are too great. I'm afraid we must stick together.
• Zosimo: (Sighs) Gods give us strength. Alright.
• Cloakblade: 3...
• Vancer: We're dead, we're dead, we're so much dead.
• Cloakblade: 2...
• Hudson: I don't want to die without seeing my babe naked.
• Clifton: Dude, don't say that out loud! I still can't believe Xandy would even consider something like that!
• Cloakblade: 1...
• Xandy: Suck it up, Xan....
• Cloakblade: GO! (They ran in slow motion as the Imperials chased after them and they ran for an abandoned village)... A village? In forbidden lands?
• Zosimo: The forbidden lands must be lands destroyed by the lifeforce harvests where alien technology is dumped. Villages like this were obviously abandoned after the destruction.
• Hawkens: How awful.
• Cloakblade: There! (They run into a large tower) Go into the main room of the tower and get together! (They did that as the Imperials surrounded them)
• Zosimo: Well... This is going to get bloody.
• Miami: Can't these guys be broken easily?
• Zosimo: Not these raptors. Their bones have become strong enough to no longer be as fragile as the bones of their ancestors. Not to mention their skin is able to withstand any kind of energy from any weapon. You can blast one, and all it would do is get it mad.
• Tollund: All that and speed built in one race? These beasts are impressive. It's ashame we don't have these guys on the USRA.
• Zosimo: "Well at least be glad UIS can't really get them either."
• Vancer: "Now what do we do?"
• Chirping was heard, as the group look up to see reptilian bats flying everywhere.....
• Hudson: "..... (Wimpfully) We're in a Bloodskale Nest!"
• Zosimo: This tower must be home to new occupants now.
• Q'Lasch: ("Kill them!") (The Imperials did that as their blades sucked the life essence from them as they slashed, as this barbaric behavior horrified the Heroes Act)
• Stephanie: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!? THOSE ARE ANIMALS THAT HAD THEIR HOME DISTURBED!!! MOST OF THEM MIGHT'VE BEEN PARENTS!!!
• Xandy: The Emperor has trained them to even neglect wildlife.
• Magnum: YOU BASTARDS!!!
• Q'Lasch: ("Now resume the mission. Execute them and siphon their life force.")
• Tether: Any bright ideas, you two?
• Xandy/Zosimo: Nope.
• Hudson:... Well it was nice knowing you all... I love you, Xandy.
• Xandy: I love you too.
• ???: ("HALT!!") (S'nickskes attack with equal speed and drove off the Imperials while A'Rausch kicks down Q'Lasch)
• Q'Lasch: (Growls)
• A'Rausch: ("Leave them alone! You caused enough disturbances today!")
• Q'Lasch:... ("RETREAT!") (They ran)
• Nanobyte: YEAH YOU BETTER RUN, YOU COWARDS!!!!
• Hudson: OH, THANK GOODNESS!!! Let's get out of here.
• A'Rausch: ("Wait!...") (The S'nicksk were collecting the meat of the dead Bloodskales, burying their bones, making murals, and collecting their eggs while holding a sacred funeral)......
• Libby:... Ohhhh....
• Xandy: "..... Hudson, I, noticed you sort've wimpered when we saw those Bloodskales."
• Hudson: "I..... Had a trumatic exspearience with some Bloodskales from my home planet. It happened when I was a very young chick. Those things could've sucked me dry, until I was saved by some Thunder Chasers that happened to be on patrol that time....."
• Tether: "So, a bad exspearience with reptilian bats are why you wanted to be with the Thunder Chasers?"
• Hudson: "It was why, I got interested in doing good period. But the one thing I can never outfly, is fear of those creatures. I sometimes have nightmares of being chased by a very large Bloodskale and I couldn't escape until it was about to eat me. I hoped you guys would've never found out cause we don't often go to reckinised planets with Bloodskales in them."
• Zosimo: "..... And, I'll be sure to include you into mental training to drop a debilatating fear as well. And trust me, you'll need it, cause what if we run into a sentient varient that is causing trouble, whether VA or otherwise? That fear will hold you back, Hudson."
• Hudson:... I just can't bare to see this. I'll be outside. (Goes outside)
• Xandy:... I don't blame him. But... I cannot hate Bloodskales either for it. They're still animals.
• Zosimo: From what I read about the S'nicksk, they don't just eat meat. They respect it. Every meal, hunt, or loss of life, they say prayers to honor the life that their meat belonged to. (As they watched the funeral) After almost exterminating their world's fauna as a too-perfect utopian society, they faced near-extinction. In order to survive, they had to be more intelligent and aware of the world around them. It wasn't long before they discovered they were depleting the wildlife of their planet. Thus there was only one thing they had to do: repopulate the fauna of the world. After half a millennium, they succeeded and swore to always hunt and eat with respect to their meal. They mourn the loss of any animal killed. For those that are deliberately murdered, they collect the meat, bury the indigestibles, give the lost a sacred funeral, and raise it's young in it's place until it's ready to go back to the wild.
• Xandy: (Sobs)
• Clifton: Almost makes a man cry. (Sheds a tear) But not THIS metaphorical man, get back up in there, tear! (Sucks it back up cartoonishly)
• Samantha: Being taken to this world into slavery must've inspired them to form this rebellion after seeing what the Empire's lifeforce harvests were doing, and didn't want the Eathae to suffer the same fate because of unaware self-infliction.
• Hawkens: "I'm surprise they want to do that. The Eathae basicly enslaved them worse then how the Coraaks did to the Aufones a long time ago, cause at least the Coraaks were nice-ish about it in treating it like a business! The Eathaes are doing old school merciless slavery!"
• Samantha: "They obviously didn't deem it right to hold grudges. They reckitnised the good in the Eathaes and saw the current emperor as a corrupt force behind this madness."
• Hawkens: Point taken.
• S'nicksk: ("We must move. It's not safe here.")
• The group went on.

Meanwhile, in Mewni

• Hekapoo: Errgh, Star and Marco have been out for awhile, and still, SHE hasn't called!! WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON ANYMORE?!? (Suddenly blackness briefly flashed in her eyes as she gasped in horror) No!... (Falls while her flame went out)... It can't be!......... The murderers of the original Mewman dimension... Has returned. (Another bird monster arrived)... (She got out her blades and duplicated herself)
• ???: You will not fight if you know what's good for you, Plain Jumper.
• Hekapoo: What're you doing here, beast?
• ???: I have come for the Manapede.
• Hekapoo:... The what?
• ???: There is a purge escapee that escaped into the larger dimention this pocket dimention resides in. You will tell me where it is.
• Hekapoo: Why assume I know where it is? And even if I did, why should I tell you? Knowing what your masters had done, I can't exactly blame the guy for running from you!
• ???: Unwise words, jumper. (Freezes her quantum mechanics except for her face)
• Hekapoo: AHHHHGH, I, CAN'T, MOVE!!!
• ???: Do not forget we control reality. We can control your presence in a dimension, and even erase you from existence. Those who breach the grand scheme of things will pay the price of their own existence. We exist to protect the multiverse from dimensions too powerful for their own good. Like it or not, universal inhabitants are and always will be insignificant. One day, your fate will be sealed by the end of time and heat death of the universe, and it will not matter. The Manapede's dimension did not deserve to live, and neither do it's escapees. We will not allow the Manapede to repeat history.
• Hekapoo:... As much as I want to kill you for every word you just spoke, and trust me, IT'S A DAMN STRONG ITCH, YA FREAK, if I could, all I can tell you, is that we might be after the same target. I'm looking for something that's been opening view portals all over the multiverse. If... If it turns out to be what you're looking for... Then let's work on busting his ass, but on one condition.
• ???: You are in no position to bargain with us. Cops and robbers do not bargain. Enemies do not bargain. We make conditions with no mortals or immortals below us.
• Hekapoo: Gee, maybe that's why people might be hiding him from you, whether they can or not. You enforce the peace of dimensions all across the multiverse, which is find and dandy and all, yet you do not give your consumed dimensions' survivors another chance or essentially a trial of redemption? Kinda no freaking wonder why your masters are so afraid that they banned making depictions of them! That absolution is just, too much! How is that fair to even the standards of your masters or your masters' masters?
• ???:......... Very well. (Frees her)... Your persuasion is uncanny. What are your demands?
• Hekapoo: If I help you find the Manapede, not only will you let the Manapede live and be dealt with by the natives of this dimension and the two other dimensions he seems the most interested in... But you will also spare the lives of another race.....
• ???:... Name this race.
• Hekapoo:... (She sobs to herself in extreme regret)...... SPARE THE MEWMANS!!!!
• ???:............ Your proposal is accepted. You find the Manapede, and a trial of fate for both him and the fabled Mewmans. But keep in mind that this trail will not happen right away. It will come within OUR terms. Be informed that this must be debated with the leaders, cause this is the first time such a proposal from a mortal has been, considered, even relucently. If the natives deal with him, he and the Mewmans will be spared. But if they fail... Both will be erased from existence.
• Hekapoo: Understood. (The figure left)...... (She cries and fell to her knees) WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?!? HOW COULD I JUST GAMBLE MEWMANITY LIKE THAT?!?
• ???: "THAT'S A DAMN GOOD QUESTION?! (Rhombulus and Omnitraxus Prime were seen) WHAT DID YOU JUST AGREED TO?!"
• Snake arm 1: "YA JUST HAD TO MAKE A DEAL YOU MAY NOT BE ABLE TO KEEP?! ESPECALLY WHEN WE HAVEN'T HEARD FROM STAR YET!?"
• Snake arm 2: "Though all the same, impressive job managing to negosiate with a Xird."
• Rhombulus: "HEY, THIS IS SERIOUS, YOU?!"
• Omnitraxus: "Hekapoo...... Why, have to picked a risky gamble? Why promise them like that? Those creatures WILL remember it and hold us UP to it?! You made capturing this, "Manapede", more hazordious then it potaintionally could've been alone?!"
• Hekapoo: I had to do SOMETHING!!! Imagine if they found the Mewmans while looking for that 'Manapede'. They'd be destroyed by whatever Avatar they would create to go after this Manapede and we could never stop it. I wouldn't have done it, but that was the only option I could've picked.
• Omnitraxus: "..... Then you better hope that Star and Marco pull through for us, or, it would not be a promising future, for any of us."
• Hekapoo: (Sighs) Honestly, they've been through worse. Marco had 16 years of combat experience dealing with me. And they have plenty of help from two dimensions. They should be able to get the job done. But let's agree to never mention this to anybody.
• Rhombulus: You sure? I don't feel right doing that after that crap with Eclipsa.
• Hekapoo: This is different. This time, the fate of Mewmanity is TRULY at stake. If we lose, then they'll be history. But I know Star and Marco. They're too hardcore to lose to a 'Manapede'. But I'd better let Marco know about most of what just happened only by what I learned.... Right after I get over WHAT THE F*** I JUST AGREED ON!!!!!!
• Omnitraxus: "Yay verly. I too would like to cope with what you just agreed to."
• Snake Arms: "Yeah, no s***."

Canterlot

• In the Canterlot Ball, a speical party was thrown for Millimer as he and Sunset were given speical seats next to the Celestial Sisters.
• Celestia: "I would like to propose a toast. To a speical friend. Millimer."
• The Noble Ponies applauded.

Suddenly, in Tartarus.

• The Tartarus Residence were seen minding their business.....
• Mr. Funtimes: "...... This, sucks."
• Zeorbo: "Ain't no trip to the Cherry Dimention to me neither, Funzy."
• Geoatoa: "Da. Nothing fun here, comrades."
• Tirek: "(Frustraighted grunt), YES I KNOW IT'S BORING HERE, BUT WE'RE TRAPPED HERE, FOOLS?!"
• Snakemantis: "Do you mind?! I am crying to cope with the fact that Bugbear has lost his nerve when that accursed Starlight pony harmed him?!"
• Bug-Wolf: "We feel your pain, master. Gone is our beloved brute, now a wimpering crybaby!"
• Bug-Fox: "If we are given the chance, we would have DUE revenge on that pony, and find a way to restore Bug-Bear's confidence!"
• Bug-Badger: "Well it ain'ts like that's gonna MAGICLY appear from f*****g nowhere!"
• ???: "YO JACKASSES!?"
• A figure landed right in front of the Tartarus Prisoners as they were surprised to see a Labrum-shaped figure.....
• Unknown Figure: "...... You fucking dips***s want freedom?...... THEN YOU ASSHATS LISTEN TO ME, GOT IT?!"
• Tirek: "(Offendedly annoyed) Ugh, and who, are you?"
• The figure reveiled itself as a cosmic engery covered giant Gaster with a flowing cosmic mane that looks like it has a living Galaxy in it, surprising the group, espeically Zeorbo and Funtimes.....
• Geoatoa: "..... Oh you are one badass looking bad guy, comrade!"
• Zeorbo and Mr. Funtimes started to become afraid!
• Tirek: "(Notices)..... What's up with you idiots?!"
• Zeorbo: "He's, he's, he's, A XEXAXEZ AVATAR?! (Squeals like a little girl!)"
• Mr. Funtimes: "Please, please Mr. Avatar, my people's dimention is still not within the bounderies of being too powerful of a dimention, please tell your master that?!"
• Snakemantis: "So, I take it he's, a dimentional horror then?"
• Gaster: "Not exactly, dips***. I was once Gaster, a little changeling from the School of Friendship, before those freaky galaxy people turned me into their bitch?! Now, I have to help them capture a "Manapede" or some s***! And ya know, I kinda have to drag you guys, because those Eye-Birds said that he's in Canterlot?! I need your help to wreck their s*** and help me catch the Manapede."
• Zeobro/Mr. Funtimes: "YES GREAT AVATAR?! (Both bow phathicly) HAVE MERCY?!"
• Tirek: "WAIT A MINUTE?!....... What's in it for us?"
• Gaster: "DUH! Your freedoms to f*** people's s*** all you like?!"
• Tirek: "Something more absolute then that! We want you to make sure that Sparkle and her friends can't be able to stop us easily!"
• Gaster: "Ugh! ALRIGHT, DONE?! I'LL SUMMON BACK DISCORD'S STUPID WEEDS TO F*** WITH THE TREE WITH THIS FREAKY QUANTOM MAGIC?! (Consintraights as he flares a cosmic horn that in Equestria, revitalises the Plunderweeds and effects the Tree of Harmony once more)...... HAPPY?! (Frees the prisoners from their restraints)..... NOW ARE YOU F*****S GONNA HELP ME OR NOT?!"
• Tirek smiles wickedly.....
• Tirek: "..... (Sinisterly) Consider it, a deal...... Young Gaster."

Canterlot Ball.

• Celestia: "And thus, I would like to declare Millimer, Equestria's greatest-"
• A guard bursted in!
• Guard: "PRINCESSES?! THE PLUNDERWEEDS ARE BACK?!"
• The Nobles gasped?!
• Luna: "EGADS?! ARE YOU SUR- (Suddenly gets grabbed by alot of Plunderweed vines) AGGGGGGGGGGGGHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!"
• The Nobles Gasped!
• Guard: "...... Yeah, I'm kinda confident!"
• Another row of Plunderweed vines grabbed Celestia as well as she yelped!
• The Nobles run and panic as more Plunderweeds bursted from the ground!
• Sunset: "OH MY GOSH?! (Millimer was seen with the arrived disguised fly creature as it talked to him) MILLIMER, WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING?!"
• Millimer: "(Dons a concerned face when the Fly Creature told him what happened)..... You're right, Sunny..... We need to evacuate?!"
• Sunset: "You're right! I'll start an evacuation party, while you- (Millimer grabs Sunset and runs off with her) HEY, WHOA, WHAT'RE YOU DOING?!"
• Millimer: "IT'S FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY MY DEAR?!"
• Loud Squacks are heard, as more Bird Creatures busted through the stain-glass windows and fly after Millimer!
• Noble Pony 1: "AAAAAAAAH?! WHAT ARE THOSE?!"
• Noble Pony 2: "DEMONS?! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES?!"
• The Noble Ponies fled from the ball!
• Sunset: "AHHH?! WHAT ARE THEY?!"
• Millimer: "CONCERN YOURSELF NOT WITH THEM, SUNNY?! DON'T WORRY?! I PROMISE TO KEEP YOU SAFE?!"
• Millimer run as the creatures went after him!

Canterlot Outskirts.

• Sunset: Why'd you leave them?!
• Sir Millimer: Those creatures won't do much harm.
• Sunset: How would you know?
• Sir Millimer: Duh, because I know everything.
• Sunset:... You never said that... Ever.
• Sir Millimer: Oh, uh, I meant, just a feeling.
• Sunset:... Something you want to tell me?
• Sir Millimer: It's nothing.
• Sunset: Nothing?! THAT (Points at the attack) IS NOTHING?!? THE GREAT AND HELPFUL SIR MILLIMER, IS SAYING THAT AN ATTACK LIKE THAT IS NOTHING?!
• Sir Millimer: Nonono, that's not what I meant.
• Sunset: Then what DO you mean?...... (He hesitates)...... So you ARE hiding something from me. All that helping you were doing was for something else, wasn't it? I trusted you. I helped you. And you decide to keep secrets from me?!
• Sir Millimer: SOME SECRETS AREN'T MEANT TO BE KNOWN!!!
• Sunset: Yeah, right, that what I thought you'd say. You did a lot of good for everypony, and suddenly you leave them in danger? Why should I trust you after that?... I'm going down there and helping them.
• Sir Millimer: No! They're too powerful!
• Sunset: Well, you said that attack isn't serious anyway, so WHY should I listen?
• Sir Millimer: You, you don't understand!!!
• Sunset: Well that's what happens when you don't explain yourself. Goodbye, FOREVER! (She walks away)
• Sir Millimer:... STOP!!!! (The word echoed as Sunset was surprised by the loud booming tone as Sir Millimer drumaticly revealed his true identity as Lord Millipede, form reveiled at last)...
• Sunset: HOLY ALICORNS OF EQUESTRIA!!!
• Lord Millipede: I CANNOT LET YOU LEAVE!!!
• Sunset:... Who, ARE YOU?!?
• Lord Millipede: You'll know when it's SAFE?! (He wrapped around her and teleported away with her)

Lord Millipede's Mansion

• Sunset: (The two teleport there) GYAAH, WHA-WHA-
• Buzzton: "(He and other of the fly creatures appeared from portals) BEHOLD, LORD MILLAPEDE?! (A song was heard)"
• Buizz: "Ohh yeah, here we go again."
• Sunset sat confused as Lord Millipede sung this!

Charlie the Unicorn 4 I am a millipede Song with Lyrics

• Sunset:...... What, the actual hell!
• Lord Millapede: "(Sighs), I am so sorry I have to introduse myself so, hastly, but, thanks to those Xirds and the fact they created another X-Avatar, I'm forced to do so like this."
• Sunset: "..... Why, did you come to Equestria to begin with?"
• Lord Millipede: "Because, my dear..... (Tabs the staff to reveil a room dedicated to Sunset as a human)....... I am practicly your biggest fan, of the whole multiverse."
• Sunset was surprised......
• Sunset: "...... I get it now....... You were here to see me....... But, why?"
• Lord Millipede: "ASK THOSE EYE-ONED BASTURDS?! THOSE SPAWN OF UNIVERSE EATERS ALWAYS RUIN THE FUN FOR PEOPLE LIKE ME?!"
• Sunset: "I mean, why weren't you honest about who you are?"
• Lord Millipede: "Well, basicly..... For the same reason...... The last time I was completely in this form, the people that worshipped me in the AUU, eventually turned on me cause of those USRA twats! Good riddence to them when that dispansion happened?! I was locked up in my adopted home of Pharagu, THAT CAME TO BECOME A GARBAGE DUMP PLANET, in a cavern that was my contemporary home, left misery in alot of ways.... Up until, I saw you one day...... You, were the most beautiful creature in the whole Multiverse, and your voice, why.... Even the Angeloians would be SO jealious of you."
• Sunset: "..... Well, thank you, and, I'm sorry about what happened to you, but, you need to take me back to Equestria to help them! I now understand why you're afraid of them, and, I won't force you to confront those monsters again, but at least let ME be there for Equestria! I'll ask Celestia to be lenient on you for being unwilling to face them again!"
• Lord Millipede: "It's not the Xirds I'm afraid of?! It's the Avatar they managed to create, and, their masters...... (Brings up the same tome again) THESE UGLY FREAKS?! (Opens the tone to Sunset as the camera was on her like before with Stinkscale, as she screamed trumatisedly as whale sounds were heard as Sunset fearfully crawled away)!"
• Lord Millipede realised he went too far in his anger and closed the book, and looked remorsefully.....
• Lord Millipede: "..... Sunny, please, I'm, I'm sorry, I, I just got upset like last time..... Please understand why I can't even afford to battle the Xzar's nasty little bird parasites, let alone, the Avatar they created..... Just be assured that they're no SERIOUS threat to Equestria..... They're after me most of all...."
• Sunset: "(Calms down.....) Why?"
• Lord Millipede: "...... One of those, cosmic horrors...... Devoured my native universe......"
• Sunset was shocked......
• Sunset: "(Sheds tears)...... You....... You poor thing....... Why, why would they do that?"
• Lord Millipede:... Because my dimension was too powerful to live....

Lovecraftian-Style Flashback

• (Lord Millipede): The Manapedes were a thriving race. Creatures that had magic coursing through their bodies. Quantum powers unlike any others. We could bend our mana dimension any way we liked. We were free to do anything.... But then, our leader decided that after being just about everywhere in our universe, it was time to explore others. And we did. But the leader decided that we could be more powerful with the energy of other universes. Thus... He began harnessing quantum energy from other universes, but not ones with life. More like ones barren and with no life. But, many of them still had different forms of life beyond that which we were familiar with. Some dimensions had life that was actually made of pure space, energy, and matter. Quantum energy was not to be siphoned from other universes as a resource. It's a universe's life force. Their blood. Harnessing it is like vampirism. It kills the dimension until it's complete nothingness. But our leader, overdosed with quantum power, didn't concern himself with the siphoning, just caring for the progressive evolution of our race. Thus dimensions were dying left and right. Many people including my parents tried to reason with him, but he never listened. But by the time he saw the gravity of the situation, it was way too late. The multiverse 'police' were already responding. Thus... The dreaded Xexaxez arrived. (A giant monstrous eye was seen clouding all of outer space as the fabric of spacetime began getting eaten up by it, being aided by bird-like monsters, some of which also did some eating) Nothing could be done to stop it. The monster had the power to manipulate quantum mechanics and timespace. Anyone who tried to stop them were erased from existence, turned into cosmic dust, nullified completely from quantum laws and therefore unable to physically exist, there were thousands of ways the monster could kill you. But it always ends the same: That engery, gets swallowed into the beast. There was nothing we could do. Our dimension's fate was officially sealed. The leader was the first to go. But my poeple got wise, and began to escape into the multiverse. A good chunk got lucky, but, it wasn't to say others completely dodged the bullet. (Xirds were attacking unlucky evacuation ships) And my family, were in a ship amonged the condemned. Thus, my parents sent me to another dimension to save me, which cowinidentally was a dimention we were trying to escape to anyway. Thus I was transported to the AUU while my home dimension perished....

Present

• Lord Millipede: And I have been raised on Pharagu ever since. But upon learning of my true origins, I sought to make a purpose for myself. Thus my ruining began. I found myself exsiled into those said caverns and were forced to live in them ever since.
• Sunset: "..... Well, you're free now, so, can't you just, find another dimention?"
• Lord Millipede: Before my banishment into the caverns, I once did..... Unfortunately, it wasn't so simple. Before then, specifically the day I learned that I wasn't native to that dimension, I almost died. Different dimensions have different physical laws. Now, yes, it's possable for dimentions to be mostly compatiable to eachother, but it depends on alot of factors too complicated for you to understand, my dear Sunset. The main point is..... My mana composition was not compatible with any of them. My foster dimension was officially the only dimension I could survive in.
• Sunset: "Wait, if the AUU is good for you, then, why were you fine in the Universe I was from?"
• Lord Millipede: "Well like I said, your universe and the AUU are mostly inter-compatiable with eachother. Again, too much variables to try and explain in a sec-cycle, my dear."
• Sunset: "(Sighs), Continue."
• Lord Millipede: Thank you. Anyway, as a result, I had to sacrifice much of my physiology. I had to alter myself out. The only way to do that was to sacrifice much of my mana composition. Now, I cannot use my full power without tearing myself apart. So I forged this staff, the Millipede Jewel Staff of All The Universes. This allows me to use unlimited magic with no repercussions. Though I'm pretty much dependent on the thing now like an ageing mortal. But I wouldn't give up. The multiverse is too infinite. I tried finding alternate timelines of my dimension, but when a Xexaxez destroys one timeline, those of that destroyed timeline, whether a mere alternate or even a main one, are not allowed to enter to prevent a domino effect. Thus, those of My quantum reading is completely cut off from them. I can never enter an alternate timeline of my dimension. Thus I had to find a universe that could match the physical laws of mine. But I never found a single one. Mana dimensions like mine are too rare in the multiverse. So, I spent millennia in isolation with my Famegafairies trying to find hope.
• Sunset: "Well, what about the other survivers, have you tried finding them?"
• Lord Millpede: "...... That's, the sadder part. If they're after me now that I am free, then....... Let's just say, those monsters are scary effictent in hunting down left-overs. (Sunset gulped)..... And so..... I'm doomed an endling, with no ability to access any of the alternate timelines of my dimention's Time Butterfly. Long irrelivent story about that, by the way."
• Sunset: "...... So..... Your, alone, and miserable now."
• Lord Millipede: Common side effect of being an endling, really. The only true role I ever had was in my foster home. And alchourse, I had to make the stupid mistake of becoming Pharagu's god king with my magic and made those USRA hacks fear about trouble?! And alchourse, I got banished into the underground by a Yateron ritual..... No luck ever came to me since.... Until I heard about you. Sunset Shimmer. A girl that can fight off magical entities of other dimensions.... AND, a good singer to boot! I... I couldn't help but... Admire you. I've wanted to say this for about 5 of your native dimention's years......... Will... Will you be my girl?
• Sunset:......... Excuse me for just a moment. (Left and made comically crazy noises)......
• Lord Millipede: (Millipede amusedly rolled his eyes as the crazy sounds continue as some of the Famegafairies giggled at this) (The sounds stop after awhile) (As Sunset came back with a messed up mane)... Was that a yes?
• Sunset: Okay, Milli... Let me explain this as best as I can...... While I feel for you, and I understand you want a purpose in the multiverse... It can't be with me. I'm already taken.
• Lord Millipede: Are you? What is so special about this Flash Sentry boy? After how you used him to just be popular, why are you still with him? He has little identity anyway. He's litterally a cheap knock-off of the actual guy born in a carbon copy universe. What do you see in him?
• Sunset: I DON'T KNOW, I JUST LIKE HIM, OKAY?!? No offense, but... Being together with you or even marrying you would be... Well... Gross.
• Lord Millipede: "..... (Facepalms) IT'S BECAUSE I'M A BUG, ISN'T IT?!"
• Sunset: Don't, take it personallity. I kinda adopted the Humans' negitive feelings against beastiality.
• Lord Millipede: "Ugh, damn humans and their beastiality issues."
• Sunset: It's not just that! People in many dimensions find it hard to see past repulsive appearances. You're a good person, that much is true. Unfortunately... Flash has more inside him than you, even if nobody can see what. I'm flattered, but, if I wasn't already taken, then... Well I don't know what to say. I'm glad you finally came clean, though. I need to go and help my people.
• Lord Millipede: Sorry, but you still can't leave. If those Xirds find you, they'll trace you to me. And if they find me, I'm done for. Look, like I said, those things are only dangerious if ANY universe is a flight-risk to Multiverse safety! And fortunately, your universe is still perfectly balenced, and perfectly planned! And besides, even if say, the Avatar does something intense, then don't worry! Others can handle it. Like those Lodger buddies of yours.
• Sunset:... That's true...... But I still need to go back to Equestria. It's my home and I need to be there for everyone.
• Lord Millipede:...... Hmmm.... I understand..... But understanding doesn't mean I actselly have to let you go. (He freezes her quantum mechanics except for her face) Nothing personal. Just making sure my ass stays OUT of a Xexaxez' mouth! Trust me, you would NOT like to be in one, espeically when it'll LITTERALLY be the last then you'll see, along with their DAMN eye!
• Sunset: GAAAH... WHA, WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?!
• Lord Millipede: I negated your quantum mechanics and immobilized you. I love you, Sunny. But, your human form is more beautiful. Also, I don't think I'm brony enough to accept the pony form, so, it's just personal tastes, really. That's why I have a gift for you.
• Famegafairy #1: SIR!!! The quantum siphoning team have come back.
• Lord Millipede: Excellent, perfect timing. (A Famegafairy flew in with a huge quantum battery)
• Famegafairy #2: Here you are, sir. 2 trillion qubits. It wasn't easy getting it, these humans put up a good fight.
• Sunset: Uh, what are you doing with that?
• Lord Millipede: You'll see, my love. (Harnesses the quantum energy and charged it as Sunset was concerned until he cast a spell on her).......... (Sunset came out of the dust in her EG human form but in a very exposing attire)... IT WORKED!!! SUNSET, YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE THAT!!!
• Sunset: Like whaaaaaAAAH?! (Notices her human form)... DID YOU JUST TURN ME INTO MY HUMAN FORM?!?
• Lord Millipede: The result speaks for itself, sweetie. I just had to collect quantum energy from your foster dimension, and use it's aura to transform you into the appearance I'm most comfortable with. I mean, not that your equinic form wasn't beautiful of it's own right, it's just, ironicly the form of you as a hairless ape just seems, more intermediate. I know, I have Star Wars Logic Syndrome where humans are somehow sexier to other aliens then their own gender versons of their own race somehow. I kinda have to blame that on the AUU for this mindset.
• Sunset: I... WHY THIS OUTFIT?!? I feel like one of those girls in that magic combat game which I didn't catch the name of.
• Lord Millipede: League of Angels 2?
• Sunset: No, but good example. I swear, males cannot control themselves when it comes to girls to the point where they say 'sex sells'. Disgusting!
• Lord Millipede: It can't be helped, dear, it's part of the biological drive. Males do that because of a natural drive to reproduce. Sex may be, lewd, but, it's an under-appresiated, or in some cases, over-appreasiated, all impourent stabliser for a successful spieces or race.... Or heck, any race or spieces for that matter.
• Sunset: But what about you? I can't even tell your gender. You're 'beautiful', 'swanky' and whatever you boasted in your song, but you've got the feels of a guy.
• Lord Millipede: My people were hermaphroditic actually. But, the outfit is just so I can have a good look at you before we go to the best parts.
• Sunset: UGGGH, why am I still talking to you? Just change me back and take me home.
• Lord Millipede: "Sunny dear, I mean it, if you go back out there and those Xirdbrains find you, they will figure out I have been around you and trace you into this place! And I don't even wanna think on what the Avatar will do if he gets ahold of you! Avatars are as amoral to the monsters they serve! If an Avatar has to, they won't be afraid to hurt anyone close to someone like me, just to get me!"
• Sunset: "I know your scared, you have every right to be, but I promise I'll make sure Sparkle and the others stop them!"
• Lord Millipede: "The Xirds are one thing, but Avatars are powerful force second only to the abominations they sevre! Even the power of gods are hopeless against anything an Avatar's capable off, as intended by the cults that expose them to the Xexaxez depictions they shoved into a poor sot's face!"
• Sunset gasped......
• Sunset: "..... Poor Gaster was exposed to such things...... But, he should be fine for as long as he doesn't remember that anymore, right?"
• Lord Millipede: "..... Ayyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeee, yesssssssssssssss, but...... (Nerviously gulps) I, may, inadvertingly ruined the poor boy's salvation by..... Merely showing up? Cause, then, the Xird respondsable for whatever cult Poor Gaster ran into, may have the idea to, put him back on the path of Avatarhood?"
• Sunset: "...... Was Gaster why the Plunderweeds came back?!"
• Lord Millipede: "Likely so your friends can't Deus Ex Machina their way out of this mess in tabbing into his knowledge of your homeworld's Tree of Harmony. Though, I kinda hope that's ALL Gaster in an Avatar would do, cause, Avatars would usually also seek out the most dangerious creatures and beings in a present world to help in their goals, but as long as you ponies weren't silly enough to put such forces in one easy to find place, I'm sure it's only a weed problem you have to- (Sunset had a concerned face)..... Uhh....... You ponies do have a place where you put such things in, do you?"
• Sunset: "YES AND IT'S CALLED "TARTARUS"?! GASTER WILL END UP FREEING SOME OF THE WORSE MONSTERS AND VILLAINS BACK INTO EQUESTRIA, JUST TO GO AFTER YOU?!"
• Lord Millipede: "Well I figured this infomation would've eventually come to be known to me after I spent enough time in Equestria! Sunny, please, this is LARGELY an accsident on my part, alot of what happened is the Xexaxez' doing, they're the ones with the perswayive parasites turning dopeable saps into cults to turn even more poor saps into Avatars! They never leave their victims alone?! They're like a bad ex?!"
• Sunset: But it's not wise to gamble the lives of others. They're still in danger and we don't know what could happen.
• Lord Millipede: Hey, the good guys always win. They can handle it.
• Sunset:... Seriously? You're going to pull that classic stereotype gamble card?
• Lord Millipede: UGH, I JUST KNOW IT'LL HAPPEN, OKAY?! I KNOW EVERYTHING!!!
• Sunset: Yeah, sure, that's reassuring to someone who doesn't have those kind of powers. Look, I need to go home. Just stop wasting my time and take me back.
• Lord Millipede: UGH, OKAY, I DIDN'T WANT TO DO THIS!!! (Kisses her on the lips and uses a spell to brainwash her)
• Sunset:...... I love you, Lord Millipede!
• Lord Millipede: (Squees loudly) QUICK, SOMEONE GET ME A VIDEO CAMERA!!! (A Famegafairy did that)
• Sunset: I want to be with you forever.
• Lord Millipede: (Records her) I MUST HAVE THIS FOR POSTERITY!!!!
• Sunset:... Want to see me naked?
• Lord Millipede:...... It's like my wildest dreams came true!! YES, DO IT SLOWLY, I WANT TO GET EVERY PORE ON YOUR BARE BODY!!!
• Famegafairy #2: Well, this is awkward.
• Famegafairy #3: Actually, to be fair, her plot and rack are pretty nice. I think we should give these two some space.

Canterlot

• The Tartarus Prisoners are seen ransacking Canterlot castle, Tirek helping himself to absorb the magic of guards and nobles, the remaining Bug Animals destroying various objects, Zeorbo and Mr. Funtimes using their limited pan-dimentional magic to look for things, and Geoatoa helping himself into Canterlot's treasurey as he greedfully laughs and digs into the piles.
• Gaster sat annoyed on the throwne as he was surrounded by the Xirds......
• Gaster: "....... WHERE, THE FUCK, IS HE?!"
• Xird: "My apologies, great Avatar. He likely escaped. Manapedes are always clever basturds."
• Gaster: "..... AW ALICORNS DAMN IT?! (Has the Plunderweeds bring Celestia and Luna closer to him) WHERE, IS, THE F*****G BUG?!"
• Luna: "(Struggles) He, escaped with Sunset. They're likely miles away from here."
• Gaster: "..... DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT?! YOU TWO ARE F*****G USELESS?! HEY, CENTAUR BUTT?! (Tirek looks at his direction after drying a guard of magic)..... SUNBUTT AND MOODY MOONY ARE YOUR PROBLEMS NOW?!"
• Tirek: "(Chuckles), You are too generious. (The Plunderweeds hand out the princesses as Tirek got right into absorbing their magic!)"
• Gaster: "..... Okay, change of plans! Xirds, I want you guys to start tracking where the bug went, find ANYONE who might have any F*****G idea where he is?!"
• The Xirds obeyed and flied off!
• Gaster: "AND YOU GUYS?! (The Prisoners of Tartarus halted).... I want you clowns to go and capture me Starswirl the Bearded."
• Mr. Funtimes: "But, do you not already pocess the ability to access dimentions, oh fearful Avatar?"
• Gaster: "WELL ALOT OF JACKS*** IT WOULD DO IF I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE BUG IS, NOW IS IT?!"
• Zeorbo: "(Shivers) F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-Fair point."
• Geoatoa: "But how would Wizard Pony know?"
• Gaster: "Not nessersarly him.... He has this book that can do freaky cool s***. It was originally wrecked, but he managed to fixed it up, and made it more powerful now. Even open up stargates to dimentions, and most of all, can allow people to see into the past..... That way, I can use it to follow where the damn bug went."
• Tirek: "Ho-ho-ho-ho, how admirably devious of you."
• Gaster: "I didn't asked for you to be kissasses! Now get to work on finding that bearded ass pony?!"
• Snakemantis: "But alchourse, one has-been coming up! (The Tartarus Prisoners left to do this deed)....."
• Gaster: "...... (Sighs)...... This avatar s***'s gonna take awhile to get used to. Yo Birdbrain, (Gets a Xird's attention) Get me a buffet's worth of food?!"
• Xird: "If, I may, Great Avatar, you have the power to not need servents. You can bend reality to your will."
• Gaster: "..... Oh, right. (Summons himself an entire buffet of cross-cultural foods and delicaties and deserts, even an ice cream machine). But the least you can do to be useful is to have yourself and some of your friends to serve this s*** to me like a king?!"
• Xird: "Alchourse sir. (He and some Xirds proceed to do that) (Quietly) I always hate it when Avatars start out like this."
• Xird 2: "(Quietly) Don't worry, the Xexaxez will come to humble his bug-horse ass soon."

Planet Eathae

• The Eathae Emperor was seen in a tower overseeing his entire empire.
• Q'Lasch: ("Emperor Bloodich! They got away!")
• Eathae Emperor (Emperor Bloodich):...... ("So you left them to regroup with the Snicks?")
• Q'Lasch: ("I apologize, your highness! They overwhelmed us!")
• Emperor Bloodich: ("No excuses. You were my finest brigade. Your achievements stood above all others... And now you fail to keep those aliens from becoming a stronger threat later? You abandoned your mission.")
• Q'Lasch: ("I had to. We weren't able to compete with them.")
• Emperor Bloodich:... ("Which is why your time has expired.") (He impaled him with his long claws and absorbed his life force as he was dying)... ("You knew the rules, General. Failure is punishable by death.")
• Q'Lasch: "("..... You, ungrateful, basturd. In hindsight, I now wish I never stayed loyal to you.")"
• Emperor Bloodich: ("(Growls), That only makes your suffering, WORSE?!") (Bloodich absorbed the last of his life and then tossed Q'Lasch's body over the tower, of which he did not realised he was watched by a hidden shock female that shared Q'Lasch's coloration as she was shedding tears, and ran off)....... ("Now then, I must recruit a new general to prepare for the attack.... And I know just the Eathae for the job. HE'S A VICIOUS COLD-BLOODED PREDATOR!!!")

Later...

• Emperor Bloodich: (He approached a celled bunker with Eathae inscription subbed 'Ma'Nac' as he opened it to show a voraciously-feasting battle-torn Eathae with an ominous appearance and the room was shown torn apart)...... ("Ma'Nac. Consider your criminal sentence dropped... Because your skill has just earned you the position you wanted. General of my army.")
• Ma'Nac:...... ("So Q'Rasch was weak after all. I always awaited this day.") (Snarfed and gobbled a massive mutton and threw the bone at a drawn target on the wall)... ("So, how shall you be served?")
• Emperor Bloodich:... ("What you wanted to do first. Destroy the rebellion hideout. You have the skill to hunt them down and destroy them.")
• Ma'Nac:... (Cackles) ("Good answer. You won't regret, your highness!")

HA Location

• S'nicksk Leader: ("Welcome to the Grove. The heart of the rebellion.") (They saw Eathae and S'nicksk working and training in an expansive underground hideout)... ("You shall be able to recover from here.")
• Xandy: Wow! This place is bigger than a glass'a Carbungian iced tea.
• Vancer: Did that line even make any lick of sense?
• Tyberious Jr.: "To Xandy, it might. But you're out of luck if even Libby with the orb can't have any idea what that meant."
• A sorrowful screech was heard!
• A'louch: "(Was surprised by that)..... ("S'oc'cazza?")"
• The same simular colored female Eathae from before arrived before the group, and plopped phathicly!
• Hawkens: "DAMN IT, ANOTHER IMPERIAL EATHAE?!"
• A'Louch: "("It's allright, everyone...... She's safe...... (Approcuhes her)...... S'oc, why are you here? You know Q'Lasch is VERY protective of you!")"
• S'oc'cazza: "("FATHER'S DEAD?!") (A'louch and the presen Eathae and Snicks were surrpised, and Xandy, but the HA were mostly left confused or cautious.) ("The Emperor...... The Emperor..... (Breaks into phathic raptor coughs and crying")".
• A'Louch gave a sorrowful stare and comferted her.....
• S'nicksk Leader: "...... ("Take the poor girl to a safe shelter.")"
• Some S'nicks escourted S'oc'cazza away.....
• Vancer: "....... THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?!"
• ???: "Tragity."
• The group yelped and turned to a sofisicatedly dressed S'nick.......
• Tyberious Jr.: "....... That, wasn't you who-"
• S'nick: "Said that?"
• Tyberiou Jr.: "WHOA?! YOU SPEAK PERFECT USABOTHIAN?!"
• S'nick: "All those years of learning other languises paid off then.... Oh, my people named me J'aff'lacka'moss........ But you can call me Lackson."
• Magnum: "..... Okay, uh..... Lackson, can you, explain what just happened earlier before?"
• Lackson: Her father had been executed for his failure. Failure is punishable by death. The Emperor does not risk setbacks anymore. His life force has been completely sapped.
• Magnum:..... That, bastard.
• Lackson: That's how the world is, sadly. That is why we fight to stop the Eathae from making the same mistake we almost did eons ago.
• Hawkens: "Wait, that "Life Harvasting" s*** came from the S'nicks? But you guys look too nice for that."
• Lackson: "Keyword, "Almost"."
• Stephence: "..... Do please explain what you mean by this?"
• Lackson: Well, I'm sure you were told about why we respect meat that we eat. The first S'nick that introdused the concept: That was my ancestor. I can harvest life force, but I swore to never use it. Luckily my race never completely saw it's 'potential' because harvesting such a thing was disrespectful to our ways. My family tried to implement it for a while until they agreed it was wrong. When I was one of the first to be enslaved, I bore unbareable witness to the Eathaes not being as wise to realise the mistake of adopting these ways. So I, a mere languistist, helped organize a coup to save the Eathae and end their self-destructive ways.
• Vancer: ".... Ya know buddy, if the Lougers were here, Icky or Lord Shen would throw a s***-fit about that revelation."
• Hawkens: "Not sure if I'm any crazy about this neither!"
• Lackson: "I know, I know..... It's a disgusting revelation. I hate myself for being apart of this family. I vowed to make this abomination of an idea go extinct and to abort it's existence from history ever since.... It's bad enough that the Eathae adopted this devilish miscarriage of my lineage, but can you manage something WORSE adopting this horrorable practice?"
• Hawkens: Yeah. I would wager alot of sucky people would start using this idea if it survives long enough. Now, let's get to stopping the Emperor. Who's in charge here?
• Lackson: "That would be Cor."
• Xandy: Then let's get to it.
• ???: I'm already behind you. (They were shocked to see a S'nicksk with a very scarred body but a very cool resistance outfit)... I am Resistance Commander Cor'Saur.
• Magnum:... Huh. I guess there's more then one of you guys that decided to learn the universal language.
• Cor: "Don't get too excited. Me and Lackson are among the ones that done so perfectly. Others are still heavily leaning to Eathaeian speak."
• Vancer/Hawkens: "Figures."
• Cor: Now, I have come to let you know that our double agents in the Empire say that Emperor Bloodich has replaced Q'Rasch is the most dangerous Eathae in the Empire.
• Lackson: Ra'Reap the Bloody Violation?
• Cor: Worse. Ma'Nac, Q'Rasch's old rival.
• Libby: What'd he do?
• Cor: He was a war criminal that wanted to be the General of the Imperial Army instead of Q'Rausch and almost had him killed by making him look like a failure. Now that he's dead, Ma'Nac will be the one that the Emperor replaces him with.
• Vancer: Please, we can take him.
• Cor: I wouldn't get too cocky. Ma'Nac has more strategy than Q'Rausch and his platoon. He's a one-man army, on steroids.
• Vancer: I'll believe it when I very well see it.
• Cloakblade: (Sighs) Vance, sometimes your cockiness and impulsiveness can really be frustrating. You couldn't put a single dent in Q'Rausch's platoon, imagine what this 'Ma'Nac' person is capable of if even these guys are afraid of him.
• Vancer: Well that's because they might not have been good enough.
• Nanobyte: Are you saying YOU are?
• Vancer: I'm saying WE are, tiny, I'm not an egotist.
• Nanobyte: I genuinely doubt that.
• Vancer: "Hey, we survived against Crocacondas and some Eathae soldiers. How bad could Nac-ky could POSSABILY- (Cor shows him an artist depiction of Ma'Nac) (Vancer squeals wimpfully!)
• Cor: "..... I trust you are convinced on how serious this is now?"
• Vancer: Oh, no. I'm just appalled by his appearance. What is wrong with his FACE?!?
• Cor: We're at a war for the fate of the world, and that's the question you ask?
• Aurlena: I should instead question HE'S STILL LEARNED NOTHING ABOUT HOW SERIOUS THIS IS!!!
• Vancer: Guys, we've faced worse than that guy. You expect me to be intimidated by him? We can stop him no problem.
• Telthona: Not a time for jokes, Vance.
• Vancer: Do I sound like I'm joking?
• Telthona: Are you not ACTING like a joke?
• Xandy: Ohhh!!
• Vancer: You want to fight me, sister?
• Zosimo: Enough! All of you! There's no time for acting like children. We have to help these guys so we can continue our search for Lord Millipede.
• Cor: I was getting tired of this foolishness, so I couldn't agree more. Let's get ready.
• Vancer: F*** that. Let's just plow that army down like a lawn mower.
• Lackson: You lack patience.
• Vancer: Dude, we almost died multiple times on this quest already. We don't have time to be patient.
• Telthona: We also don't have time to rush this victory. These guys almost had us mounted on their walls like the animals we... Err... Most of us, are. You really want to be that guy after that?
• Vancer: Will it matter with these guys helping us?
• Magnum: ".... Vancer, you usually know better then to act so inhumble, why the sudden shift?"
• Vancer: Hey, you jackasses almost got me killed, like, a million times today! Why wouldn't I want to finish the job this quickly?! I didn't exactly plan on going on an elaborate cross-universe treasure hunt because our usual dimension-jumping guy ended up disappearing thanks to A GIANT MAGICAL BUG?! WHY THE F*** WOULD DIMENTUS HIDE BEHIND THIS S*** AND NOT BE IN MAGELIO LIKE THE REST OF THE ELDERS?!
• Samantha: I told you, because it wasn't safe.
• Vancer: Yeah, well, I'm sick of almost getting killed left and right. I just want to get this over with so I can get right back into watching my soaps back in the Hero Hive.
• Xandy: We're ALL tired, Vancer. You think you're the only one hurting?
• Cloakblade: But if we don't think about this logically, we WILL die.
• Vancer: Well, you do you, because I'm done playing this 'logically'. I, almost, died, guys.
• Telthona: Oh, so NOW it's suddenly about you? Nobody cares about your whiny problems. You're one of the Heroes Act, so you better act like it.
• Vancer:... I need a drink. (Walks away)
• Tyberious Jr.:... Unappresiative jerk.
• Cor: (Sighs) But I relate. These battle scars are a clear indication that I had my moments of near-death insanity. Everybody goes through it. Now, we must come up with a plan. Come with me to the briefing room.
• Clifton: What about Vance?
• Aurlena: Forget him, he just needs time to stop being a big baby.
• (Vancer): I CAN STILL HEAR YOU, YOU KNOW!!!
• Cor: "A more respectful term would've been that he needs time to himself. He likely needs to cope about these prior adventures you've been on. Now, let us proceed."

Cave Sector

• Vancer: GRAAAAAGH!!!! Why won't this mission just end already?! This Ma'Nac is nothing.... And I'm going to prove it. (On communicator watch) This is Vancer Lancer. Transfer all the armory in my Class's clearance into my ISD port.... I'm going in and/or out deep. In other words, Initiative: Outdeep.
• (Voice): Understood.
• Vancer: We finish this NOW! Oh, and one more thing, where's my super suit?
• (Voice): Repeat?
• Vancer: Where, IS, MAH, SUPER SUIT?! THE ONE IN ABERRANT'S LAB THAT I'VE BEEN DYING TO USE IN A WHILE?!
• (Voice): Understood.

Briefing Room

• A make-shift of effective battle stragity table was seen as general S'nicks were seen discussing battle politics in Eathaeian speak as Cor and Lackson arrived with the remainder HA.
• Clifton: "Okay, I don't nessersarly need a translation to see that these guys are discussing battle tactics."
• Lackson: "But you'll still need such to understand the nuances of them."
• Libby: "It looks like they're at a disagreement on how to tackle the imperial palace."
• Cor: "Because they are. They're all equilly brillient minds, but sometimes they have trouble with thinking alike."
• Telthona: Well, glad Vance isn't here, otherwise he'd be all "AHHGH, WHY'D YOU HAVE THEM IF THEY ALWAYS BICKER?!"
• Clifton: Buuut it'd still be a good question, why have them if they have disagreements?
• Cor: "Their benefits of great stragities outwaight intermediate inconvinences."
• Libby: "Wow, that sounds like that when they DO work togather, they are masteful geniueses."
• Hawkens: "But I think we may need to get them to actselly DO that before we can get any stragity from them."
• Zosimo: Allow me to handle this. Hey, boys? (The bickering generals look in confusion in hearing Zosimo, but not nessersarly understanding him)..... Having disagreements? Yeah, I know the feeling. But I think we can work something out. (They didn't respond until one spoke in Eathae language).... Oh, dang nabbit,, that's right, most of these guys can't speak Usuablothian.
• Xandy: I'll take it from here, Zossy. (Speaks in their dialect)
• Magnum: ".... This may look to be awhile, so, some of us will have to check on Vancer. Ya know, make sure he doesn't do anything.... Questionable."
• Cloakblade: I'll do it. I've been in the Heroes Act just as long as he did. He should be no problem. (Leaves)
• Cor:... Let's hope he doesn't complicate the defense plan.
• Xandy: If there IS one. (The strategists spoke)... Well these three seem to have interesting ideas. The first one suggests we surround the entire palace with armed soldiers. The second suggests we fill the entire rainforest with traps for patrols. And number 3 suggests we redirect them by making fake bases throughout the forest.
• Zosimo:... Why not use all of them? (Xandy said that to them and they agreed)
• Xandy: They're in.
• Clifton: Great. If one plan doesn't work, another can.
• Aurlena: What if none of them work?
• Samantha: Then we improvise.
• Aurlena: Well it'd better work. Heavens forbide if something goes unidealy.
• (Aberrant): Guys! How's the search going?
• Tether: Oh, hey, Abb. Well we're almost at our last clue. We just need to save the Eathae race, cause the last clue is kinda guarded by an evil emperor and, well, may as well deal with that while we're here.
• (Aberrant): Well seems like you're getting ready for a big fight, what with the whole Initiative: Outdeep thing Vance called for.
• Tether: Totally. BIG fight- Wait, what?!
• (Aberrant): Yeah, he finally got to use his Shootout Suit. About time.
• Zosimo: WHAT?! WE DIDN'T AUTHORIZE THAT!!!!
• Cloakblade: (Comes back) Guys! Vance is gone!
• S'nicksk Soldier: (Shows up as well) ("COMMANDER!! IMPERIALS HAVE BEEN SPOTTED DUE EAST!!!")
• Aurlena:... Oh don't tell me he's- (An explosion was heard)...
• Tether: That would be a big fat yes. (On communicator) ABBERANT, ABORT THE INITIATIVE!!!
• (Aberrant): I can't. It's only one way.
• Tether: WHAT?! WHAT KIND OF GENIUS ARE YOU?!
• (Aberrant): Hey, Zosimo was the one who knows the most about it. Myself and Nerdus just worked on the designs.
• (Nerdus): "Also, neither of us got to warn him that the shootout suit still has that issue of being drained of power too quickly after excessive use. He just took it quickly and ran off!"
• Zosimo: EEERGH, DAMMIT!!! (On communicator) VANCE, GET BACK TO BASE NOW, THAT'S AN ORDER!!!...... VANCE, I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME!!!
• Clifton: He must've turned off his wrist communicator.
• Lackson:... Well.... I fear that his survivablity, may be in question.

Outside

• Vancer: (Was like this as he fought and blasted up the Imperial Army in a new combat suit comically, crazily, awesomely, and cartoonishly)

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• Vancer:... WHO ELSE WANTS SOME?! HUH?!....... Okay, why did I ask that in a planet where Usabothian isn't really a thing?
• ???: I'll take all of it. (Ma'Nac appeared in powerful armor)
• Vancer:..... Ohhhhhh. You must be the fugly Ma'Nac. You look just as ugly as in your picture. And you can clearly speak Usuablothian. FINALLY, cause all the other guys were just making raptor sounds!
• Ma'Nac: Not all of us have a problem with language, tiny. I'm not going to let some rusty trashcan with wires stop me. Where's the rebellion hideout?
• Vancer: At your mom's house. Or you can go down the avenue of PUNCHINTHEFACE!!! (Punches him as it had no effect)...... Duuuuh, a'whhhhaaaaaaaaa.......? Where's the electric stun? There was supposed to be a freaking-KOing electric stun!
• (Voice): 0% Power. (The suit powered down)
• Vancer:... Are you KIDDING ME?! Abberant and Nerdy STILL haven't fixed the power-outage issue?!
• Ma'Nac: Well well. Looks like your badassery is out of juice. (Grabs him and tortures him painfully)
• Vancer: GRAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHGH!!! ABERRANT, NERDUS, IF I LIVE, I WILL KILL BOTH OF YOUR ASSES!!!!
• Ma'Nac: WHERE, IS, THE REBEL HIDEOUT?!?
• Vancer: "What, (Coughs), kind of guy do you take me for?! A Squieler?"
• Ma'Nac: "Fair point..... You look more like a SCREAMER?! (Painfully makes both of Vancer's legs do the splits as Vancer screams girly in pain!)"
• ???: LET HIM GO!!! (The Heroes Act and resistance beat him down and restrained him despite him putting a good fight)
• Ma'Nac: DAMMIT!!!!
• Vancer: HAH!!! Suck it, ugly!!! Zosimo, I told you I-
• Zosimo: HOW COULD YOU DISOBEY US?!
• Vancer:......
• Zosimo:... Vance, I get you were frustrated, but you can't just go running into trouble thinking you can win. You could've been killed!
• Vancer: Well I wasn't.
• Zosimo: Yeah, thanks to us. Vance, do you have any idea how serious this is? This is not how a hero of the Heroes Act should act.... I'm sorry, but this calls for punishment. You are no longer a Class II Hero.
• Vancer: WHAT?! You can't-
• Zosimo: Yes I can. I am acting leader. This act of ignorance cannot go unpunished. I suggest you respect my decision.
• Vancer: Yeah, right, like I'm going to respect the decision of a nerd who can't get even his own machines working right. I would've had Ma'Nac if my suit hadn't lost power.
• Zosimo: And THAT'S another thing. You didn't listen to Aberrant and Nerdus' warnings about that. You just acted on impulse and almost died. Reckless abandon like that, and insubordination, cannot be ignored. So you're not Class II anymore. I suggest you use that to think about what you've done. (Leaves)
• Vancer:... Yeah, it's no wonder you were an introverted nerd that only fell in love with someone exactly like you. You're awful at being social. (Zosimo was shocked)
• Xandy: Oh no!
• Zosimo:... What did you say?
• Vancer: You heard me. This is some thanks for taking care of all the Imperials except their leader. We effectively have someone who can give us the information for a plan of attack on the Emperor's palace. We can end this quickly.
• A'Lasch:... ("He has a point. We can interrogate Ma'Nac into telling us the ins and outs of the palace and finally stop their corrupt ways. I have to give him props for it.")
• Xandy: Me too. We can go stop the Emperor now that we have leverage.
• Vancer: You're welcome.
• Zosimo: The ends don't justify the means, Vance! You deliberately disobeyed us, and almost got yourself killed. The punishment still stands.
• Vancer: I'm sorry, I don't speak ungrateful or unthankful. Tis the season to be thankful and respectful.
• Zosimo: The only respect you could've gotten from this bitch move is respect for the dead. Don't you dare think that will change anything. You're still only Class I. Now let's go back to base. We have a war to end. (Vancer brooded)
• Vancer: Asshole. I shouldn't be the only sap in the multiverse having a killer problem finding that blasted bug!

Equestria

• Zeorbo: We have to find that has-been horse!
• Tirek: Would you calm yourself, pedo-stripes? We can find him.
• Zeorbo: Call me that again and I'll tear off your horns like Styrofoam! (Tirek backed up abit from that)... Yeah that's what I thought.
• Bug-Badger:... So, what're we doing?
• Mr. Funtimes: "Obviously we're trying to head to where Starswirl and those others are."
• Bug-Fox: And where would that be?... (Everyone realized)......
• Everyone: WHERE THE F*** ARE WE GOING?!?

Canterlot

• Gaster: PLEASE tell me you found the Manapede!!!
• Xird: No, but we have recently gotten leads. One of them is a plain jumper in a pocket dimension here in this dimension who's also looking for the Manapede.
• Xird #2: And sources within the Manapede's foster dimension say that it's champions are also looking for the Manapede.
• Gaster: Ya-huh.... So basicly.... We got ourselves an interdimensional scavenger hunt. I think that can help us out, guys. But, I have a catch it's not just them. I'm talkin' alchourse, the Shell Lodge Squad.
• Xird #3: Where are they?
• Gaster: I'm itching to bet they're with the 'Princess of Friendship'. And yes, it DOES sound retarded! She sucks at royalty. Last year, she made a jackass out of herself by trying to steal from another kingdom because she couldn't take no for an answer, and basically was putting her job, ego, and privileges above everyone else like she usually does. She's not even good at leisure. She sat bored in her castle while her friends went on friendship missions to exciting knowledge-filled lands that she could just go to anyway without interference and instead at her own leisure, just because she foolishly assumed that the map doesn't want her there when she's not called. I never trusted authority types, and things like that, are why. For a valediction of a magic school, she's a f*****g idiot and a sycophant to some dumb magic map. That means she won't be a problem.
• Xird #4: So this means we have plenty of leads?
• Gaster: DUH, STUPID!?
• Xird 4: "(Kneels fearfully) Forgive my stupid question asking, Avatar."
• Gaster: Yeah, you BETTER puss out. So, we shall accompany all those leads until the Manapede is found.
• Xird #1: Unfortunately, that is the issue that has, finally reached to us..... It was reported that the plain jumper had us promise to leave the Manapede to the natives.
• Xird 2: "Also, considering you realeased some of their worse rogues, dear avatar, they're unlikely to, co-operate with us on a greater scale."
• Gaster: WHAT?! SERIOUSLY?! WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THAT "WE DO NOT BARGAIN WITH MORTALS" S***?!?
• Xird #1: It still applies, dear avatar. But she pointed out that it was not prudent to our master to just exterminate him. It was not possible to argue with that. So, we must go to negotiate with our master. Until we return, you will carry on from here.
• Gaster: "Ugh..... FINE?! (The Xirds leave)...... Well there goes the fun of being a freaking god."
• Xird 5: "(Quietly to the first Xird) The sooner our master humbles him, the better."
• Xird 1: "(Quietly back) Yay verily."
• Gaster: "...... May as well see what the Greek Hell Geeks are doing. (Conjures up a viewing portal and sees that the group are arguing with each other)..... Oy. These yutses REALLY lost their luster. Something tells me that maybe I should've told them that Starswirl is in Ponyville.... Wait a minute..... What's stopping me from just going to them to say exactly THAT? I'm basicly god mode now! Be right back, losers! I got some MANAGEMENT to pull! (Teleports off)....."
• Celestia: "...... If only we didn't become so weak and at the mercy of plants.... AGAIN! Then we could've been able to tell Twilight and the others about the secrets we gained from those cultists."
• Luna: "Perhaps that is why we're even IN this predicament."

Lodgers' Location

• The Heroes suddenly found themselves fighting off a Plunderweed invadtion!
• Squidward: "WHERE IN DAVY JONES' LOCKER DID THESE WEEDS CAME FROM?!"
• Applejack: "Something must've happened to cause Discord's Plunderweeds to be revitalised?!"
• Lord Shen: "I don't know if this was Millimer's doing or even something that happened CAUSE of him being here, but I know this: IT HAS TO BE BECAUSE OF MILLIMER ONE WAY OR THE OTHER?!"
• Icky: "Assuming Millimer even has MAGIC, genius!"
• SpongeBob: Can we just focus more on getting rid of the weeds already?! (Gets grabbed by a Plunderweed) SOMEONE?! ANYONE?! DO SOMETHING?!
• Patrick: "HAPPY BIRTHDAY?! (The Plunderweed tossed Spongebob across the area and crashed somewhere!) (Picks up a rock) Here's your present. (The Plunderweed takes the rock and bonks him with it).... (Dazed) You're welcome."
• Icky: "(Facepalms) (Mumbles under palm) Oh GOD you're such a dumbass!"
• Tigress: "Anyone had any bright ideas?!"
• Merlin: Hello? Magic? I can deal with- (The Plunderweeds took his wands and restrained his limbs) AW COME ON!!!
• Frank: (Dubbed as Timon) YAAAAAH, WE'RE TOAST, GUYS!!! FRIED!!!!
• Twilight: "We can't keep fighting the Plunderweeds like this!"
• Icky: "(With Weedkiller) Actselly, with a steady supply of weed-killer, we-"
• Twilight: "I MEAN, we have to get the the tree of harmony and fix what is wrong?! We need to get the tree to re-activate so everything will be in balence again!"
• Rainbow Dash: Not sure if that's gonna be easy anymore. These things feel like they're not gonna let THAT happen again.
• SpongeBob: So what in Neptune do we do?!
• Fluttershy: Um, panic?
• Bill/Frank: I second that!
• Lord Shen: Cowards, no intentional offense to Fluttershy, don't get a say in this. We're going to fight our way there if it's the last thing we do.
• Boss Wolf: "Depending on circumstances, it might as well be, cause it's only a matter of time before those face-hugger-shaped flytraps with the knock-out spray might start to show up."
• Lord Shen: Well I'll have an early holiday present for them if they do. (Arms himself with his spear until vines grab it and his blades) WHAT?! OH, GIVE ME A BREAK!!!!
• Skipper:... Well, Kowalski, got any options?
• Kowalski: The weeds clearly know our strengths and weaknesses and have us outnumbered, so...
• Po: WE SURRENDER!!!
• Kowalski: No, but you're close. RUN LIKE CHILDREN!!!!
• Po: That was my second guess. (They did that)

Millipede's Mansion

• Lord Millipede is seen watching the Lougers get in trouble on his staff.
• Lord Millipede: "..... Well. At least that Avatar has stirred enough of a mess that those boobs would be busy for a good while now. And here I thought it was gonna get harder."
• Buzzton: "What of Starswirl and the other out of place anichent Ponies, sir?"
• Lord Millipede: "I summoned the PERFECT creatures to handle them...."

Pillers and Founders' Location.

• The Pillers and the Founders look in surprise of the spontanious Plunderweed infestation as Mistmane is seen already working on a reverse potion, unknownst to them, they are being stalked by Weeping Angels.
• (Lord Millipede): "I assigned the perfect chrono-beasts to send the has-beens right back home..... The Weeping Angels of Dr. Who fame."
• (Buizz): "Who?"
• (Lord Millipede): Basically living angel statues.
• (Buizz): "No, THAT, I get, you said something about a Droctor. Dr. Who?"
• (Lord Millipede): "..... Ohhhhhhhhhh. Well, to avoid walking into an obvious joke trap, (Magic sounds are heard) Here's a laptop, now go look up "Dr. Who" TV series. Anyway, where was I? Oh yes..... Those hasbeens will end up being in their proper timeline before they even realise what happened. (Laughs mischiviously wickedly)."
• Clover: "Is that potion ready yet, Mistmane?"
• Mistmane: "I'm stilll working on it."
• Starswirl: "I don't know how these Plunderweeds resurfaced, but I feel as if a greater force was behind it.... We must seek out the Tree and tend to it the moment Mistmane completes the potion."
• Puddinghead: "Hey uh, guys? Am I the only who sees a collection of strange looking Winged Human Statues that seem to have magicly appear 40 feet from the castle and look like they're sad for some reason?"
• Platintum: "The correct term is "Angels", Pudding dear, and what on Equestria's lands are you talking about? (Looks out the same window and sees the Weeping Angels)..... Odd. I would figure Sparkle would've mentioned any last minute statues."
• Hurricane: "Eh, maybe they're misplaced Christmas decorations, it is a reckinised holiday in Equestria since the Fear Wars, after all."
• Clover takes a closer look as well.....
• Clover: "Actselly..... Something, doesn't feel right about those statues."
• Starswirl:...... Run!
• Puddinghead: Huh? What do you mean-
• Staswirl: THOSE AREN'T JUST STATUES!!! RUN!!! (They do that as they end up running into Angel Statues every corner until they surround them)
• Puddinghead:... Since when were angels so scary?!
• Starswirl: "These are Weeping Angels! Chrono-Beasts that tecnecally kill you by sending you back in time and leave you to live out your days in that past?!"
• Hurricane: "...... And, that's bad, how? You can time travel. I think these freaking things are only dangerious if you CAN'T do that!"
• Starswirl: "I still only have the spell that allows CONTEMPORARY time travel! I've yet to re-master the original spell Starlight restored back when the Tree of Harmony was over-used and corrupted?!"
• Hurricane: "..... OH NOW YOU TELL ME?!"
• Starswirl: "Worry not! We'll be fine for as long as we don't blink."
• Rockhoof: "Ya mean basicly engage in a staring contest with a statue?!"
• Somnambula: "Well it's sadly a better alternative then tecnecal death by being stranded in time."
• Starswirl: Or worse. Some Weeping Angels can develop their powers into causing you to age backwards, or even having you be born and killed endless times.
• Pansy: (Shivers) That sounds horrifying.
• Hurricane: It's not possible to not blink, you old coot. Eyes are oversensitive organs, obviously because WE NEED THEM TO SEE!!!!!!
• Starswirl: Hurricane, can you not be like that? We're at the mercy of chronovores here!
• Hurricane: I'm just saying we're f****d anyway. Asking us to not blink is like asking us not to f*****g breath! It's a f*****g necessity!!!!
• Flash Magnus: Hurricane, can you stop dropping f-bombs and take this seriously?
• Hurricane: Why? Nopony around takes any threat like this seriously. They'd just let beasts like them do what they want before they realize how dangerous they are, because they IGNORED EVERYTHING I WORKED SO HARD FOR TO PROTECT ALL OF THEM!!!! They NEVER respected my choices, or my efforts. WELL IF THEY DON'T WANT TO BE SAFE, THEN I DON'T WANT TO BE SAFE EITHER!!! (Attacks them)
• Starswirl/Clover: NOOOOOO!!!! (The Weeping Angels touch him and he flashes back in time)

A Millennium Ago...

• (Hurricane):... What the f***?
• Past Pansy: HURRICANE, WHY DO YOU ALWAYS ACT SO MEAN?!
• Past Hurricane: Pansy, get your f*****g ears checked and keep up! I told you since we were in the army, didn't I? We are not supposed to be as friendly, sunshine and lollipops as we used to. The world has changed. It's time we did the same.
• Pansy: But friendship is what we live for! That's how the Alicorn Gods-
• Hurricane: F*** THE ALICORN GODS!!! AND F*** FRIENDSHIP!!!!!
• Pansy: HURRICANE, YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT!!!
• Hurricane: I just did, Private. Here's dessert: F*** the Celestial family for not being as good as their deceased people. The Fear Wars have taken them. It's time we forsaken them.
• Pansy:... And here I actually had a crush on you. But you're not the Commander Hurricane I used to know. Hurricane, we have to stand strong, and live our purpose as the Founders of Equestria, and be the Elements of Harmony as we're supposed to.
• Hurricane: PANSY!!! WAKE UP!!! IT'S OVER!!!! THE AGE OF FRIENDSHIP IS DONE!!!! CLOVER ISN'T MAGICAL LIKE SHE USED TO SINCE GALE, PUDDINGHEAD'S LAUGHTER IS WEAK TO THE FACE OF TRAGEDY, COOKIE HAS TO LIE TO PROTECT EVERYPONY, PLATINUM HAS TO STOP BEING GENEROUS SO NOCREATURE CAN TAKE ADVANTAGE OF US, AND US?!? WE CANNOT LOYAL OR KIND TO OUR SELF-DESTRUCTIVE RACE!!!!! THESE STUPID JEWELS ARE USELESS!!!! (Throws the Elements of Kindness and Loyalty to the wall as they shatter except for the jewels)... There's no friendship left in a world of prejudice and despair! We're going to stop Dipper without it.... Why don't you just get with the program, and stop being so kind to the cold people of this world?
• Pansy:...... You know sometimes, this attitude makes me wish you were either frozen to death by those Windigoes, OR EXILED FROM EQUESTRIA TO KEEP THAT ATTITUDE FROM BRINGING THEM BACK!!!
• Hurricane: (Paused in shock of those words and so did the present Hurricane)...
• Pansy: Yeah, I said it! I'm done being kind, because I just can't believe how stubborn you are!.......... So this is it? After all we've been through.
• Hurricane:... Nothing lasts forever, soldier. Not even friendship. The magic of friendship is dead. And so will we if we don't get with the times.... Now get some rest.
• (Hurricane):...... (Screams in sadness and ruin as the Weeping Angels fed on his energy)

Present.

• Hurricane was seen held by the surrounding angels.....
• Millipede was seen watching in secret and shock.
• (Lord Millipede): "DAMN IT, I ENDED UP GETTING THE WRONG BREED?! Granted, at least they are putting them in place, BUT I WANTED THE ONES THAT SEND PEOPLE INTO THE PAST, NOT THIS?!"
• (Buizz): "But at least they're out of the way."
• (Lord Millipede): "(Sighs), Fair enough. But now I must compinstate for this failure by doing something abou that Avatar..... Buzzton, Buizz, I need you two to go out and capture me that Impure Hippogriff and his inter-racial cult friends! I need to get the heroes onto the right direction against the Avatar and his greek hell pals!"
• (Buzzton): "Yes sir, right away."

Dunguin.

• An impure hippogriff, a pure hippogriff, a deer, a pony, and a Minotaur sat in a circle wearing prison garb that blocked out tattoos dedicated to their "Gods"......
• Pure Hippogriff: "...... The Avatar has already done wonders, leader."
• Deer: "Indeed, we owe the majustic Xirds greatly for completing what we started."
• Tempest-lIke Pony: "I am thankful that the Xexaxez welcomed our choosen avatar."
• Minotaur: "We're still stuck here, ya know."
• Impure Hippogriff: "Paicence, my children..... The Xirds will come to free us once the present dimentional is captured. (Behind the cult leader were series of covered up goblins and hobgoblins equilly covered in foreboding tattoos) For even at failure, we succeeded."
• Pure Hippogriff: "And soon, the Xexaxez will reward our efforts for the Avatar. I will see the destruction of the Storm Clan, and my rightful place as new Queen of the Hippogriffs!"
• Deer: "I will see the forest absolutely dominating all lands!.... Reasonably based on evioment, alchourse."
• Pony: "I desire to see ponies finally picking themselves up to take the world seriously! Learn to defend ourselves!"
• Minotaur: "Well I wanted a cool weapon that'll make me worthy of being with King Chulk himself as my rightful place as his bodyguard! STILL WAITING ON THAT, BY THE WAY?!"
• Impure Hippogriff: "Calm yourselves, my children..... You all have your desires..... But I want a greatest one of them all..... To assend to becoming an Xexaxez, and to be allowed to rule Equestria under my benvolent, but iron-fisted rule..... I, would have the power, to FORCE peace."
• Pony: "It is only a matter of time before the Avatar arrives."
• ???: "Or, if we do. (Buzzton and Buizz came in.)...... Our boss, kinda wants a word with you."
• Impure Hippogriff: "(Chuckles bemused)..... Am I to assume you're assusiated with the Manapede that was parading around like a fool earlier?"
• Buizz: "(Gasps panicly) HOW THE FUCK DID YOU KNOW THAT?!"
• Impure Hippogriff: "Our tattoos allow us to mimic some, if not most, of the Xexaxez powerful abilities, to help them create avatars to serve them. We can sense even a weaker dimentional a mile away..... Nevermind your master who was like a MOUNTAIN of magic..... As atypical of Manapedes."
• Buizz: "..... (Quietly) Buzzton, I don't feel comfertable around these guys, they scare me?!"
• Buzzton: "(Quietly) That's part of their "Charm", I'm afraid. Let me handle this. (Openly) You shouldn't be surprised that Millipede does not appresiate your little avatar escapedes one bit. It interupted his aims to woo a beautiful girl here."
• Impure Hippogriff: "You mean the one called Sunset Shimmer, the dimention jumper?"
• Buizz: "(Scared) DON'T DO THAT AUTOMATIC KNOWLEDGE THING, IT SCARES ME?!"
• (Deadpool): Time the f*** out!...... Who are these cult motherf*****s they keep mentioning but didn't introduce until now?
• Scroopfan: "FOR FUCK'S SAKE DEADPOOL, WE WERE GETTING TO THAT?!"
• (Deadpool): Well excuse me, I'm sure readers, or lack thereof, are asking too.
• Impure Hippogriff: Hey, we can't help it. It's what we do.
• Buzzton: "Now listen here, Godfrey Complex (The Impure Hippogriff), You and your little friends OWE Lord Millipede greatly for ruining his means to subtily earning Sunset's trust and eventuall love. We were able to even avoid the Lougers causing trouble up until now thanks to your beloved universe eaters!"
• Complex: "Please, just call me "Complex", it feels more..... Refined, then "Godfrey"..... Ain't that right, my children?" (They murmur in agreement)
• Buzzton: Well, you have to repay your debt.
• Complex: For your information, we don't owe you anything. What's to stop us from turning you into Xirds?
• Buzzton: "(As Buizz got nervious) Nice try. Only Xexaxez can make Xirds. You're obviously just trying to scare me and my friend, and though I can't obviously speak for poor Buizz, it ain't gonna work on me."
• Complex: "Hence why I intend to BECOME an Xexaxez. Cause once the Avatar eventually gets the right amount of things to aquire to find him, the Xexaxez will reward us for the Avatar that helped erased the Manapedes for good."
• Buzzton: "But here belies the catch-22: The current Avatar you created isn't exactly humble about it."
• Pure Hippogriff: "Don't all Avatars? They always start out so self-rightious and spoiled until the Xexaxez humble them."
• Deer: "It's only a matter of time until that occures. Then the silly Changeling will be a proper Avatar yet."
• Buzzton: "But can you be confident he wouldn't end up being too impudent for a Xexaxez?"
• Minotaur: "It takes an infinity's worth alot to get under their universey-skin. Xexaxez are rarely, if not ever, get easily annoyed."
• Buizz: "(Gets nervious) Buzzton, I don't like being around these guys anymore, let's bail?!"
• Buzzton: Buizz, don't worry!
• Buizz: I'm VERY worried!!!
• Buzzton: We can't let these guys scare us.
• Complex: You're talking about people who can manipulate reality. You SHOULD be scared. In fact it won't even matter if we aren't Xexaxez, the Xirds will come to us for answers and we WILL tell them. You will be tracked down and finished, and I will be rewarded with being a Xexaxez, and destroy every conquering dimension!
• Buzzton: Do you really think that the most destructive force in the multiverse cares about mortal cults that worship them? Outer Gods see things like you as ants. Hopeless and insignificant. Doomed to die in time. They won't reward you for just any valuable piece of information. If anything, they'll forget you existed, and even erase you from existence after they see you as something that wants to throw it's own existence away, just by asking to be a Xexaxez in return. You should know very well that you do not bargain with them. They are an outerdimensional police, and asking for that is like bribery. And punishment for that is swift. So there's no gain to tell them anything about us. You're wasting your lives doing this. Cults like you are nothing more than creatures that respect destruction. A cult of nihilists.
• Minotaur: "..... (Snorts). No offence, Complex, but that doesn't sound like a very great vote of confidence for the Xexaxez! I mean, if there's no garrentie that they'll reward you, the most loyal to them all, THEN HOW CAN THE REST OF US BE SURE THE XEXAXEZ WILL GIVE THE REST OF US WHAT WE WANT?!"
• Complex: "Be wise to not believe in the words of Manapede's beast servents, Temperon. They are very silver-tonguey in nature. Like their master. They are obviously trying to weaponised your concerning presence of growing doubt, Temperon. What they say is the words of bitterness of those of a dimention rightfully destroyed."
• Buzzton: Oh, am I? They only fraternize with mortals when it involves doing their job. They never respond to anything else unless it involves otherdimensional fugitive matters. You all are just doing bad things in their name and thus demonizing them. You really think they'll appreciate that? Not to mention one itsy bitsy detail: They send in avatars to punish apostate Xexaxez wanna-bes like you, even with the very thing you created once it would get "Humbled". Avatars created without their consent is very punishable. You tell them anything, they'll only reward you by penalizing you. You, are nothing.
• Temperon gets further enraged at Complex.
• Complex: "Temperon, please, he's obviously trying to get to you, he's ly- (Gets grabbed in the neck) AGCCCCCCCK!?"
• Temperon: "BITTERNESS TORWORDS THE XEXAXEZ OR NOT, NONE OF WHAT THE BUG SAIDS TO ME SOUND LIKE LIES?!"
• Complex: "Ack, my children?! Please?! I need your help! Temperon has lost his way?! He has allowed servents of a wanted dimentional to enfluence him! I need your aide!"
• Deer:...... Well what if he's right? If we find out too late, we will die.
• Pure Hippogriff: And that is a risk we're not willing to take. Gambling with the Xexaxez is the highest level of foolish! We're not telling them anything!
• Pony: I couldn't have said it better. (They remove their powers and forcefully from Complex)
• Complex: NOOO!!! WE ARE IMPORTANT!!!!
• Pony: According to who? You? No. All we have done was for nothing. What is the purpose of doing all this for Outer Gods that do not consent to this?
• Complex: YOU'RE BEING FOOLED BY THOSE BUGS' GAME!!!
• Buzzton: Game? Hah! Don't be foolish. This is YOUR game. We're just better at playing it. You knew that worshipping the unknown and the terrifyingly vague was the most risky gamble that could ever be done, and still, you thought that telling things that you don't even know are true and becoming things you weren't had the slightest chance of turning up good results? Not a very good thinker, are you? It hardly matters. When all is said and done, this is nothing more than a blind gamble. Now that your situation perfectly reflects this, I thought it'd rude not to follow suite. It's the nature of the unknown. People are afraid and driven mad by what they don't understand. If you cannot find out the unknown by yourself and be strong in mind and heart, you cannot truly become what you want. But to do that, you have to break the shackles that hold you down. Just as any other race victimized by the Xexaxez did. We've all gone through that crisis post-purge.
• Pony: They may be too true than you may realize. From the moment we met you on the streets with no purpose in life, you wanted to be something. Otherwise how could you even move forward? Would you even know how? Were you afraid of becoming as hopeless and insignificant as the Xexaxez and their creators saw you as? Or maybe you were afraid of living for nothing.
• Buzzton: Maybe so. Maybe he wants to be a Xexaxez, because he wants to be significant. Because he wants to have meaning. Well, unfortunately, you already have. Just not in your liking. Your cult has no purpose any longer. The one thing you are afraid of: that you're going to close your eyes and that's it. That everything you are doesn't matter. Well now it's come true. How does it feel?
• Complex: NOO!!! WE ARE IMPORTANT!!! WE, ARE ALL, IMPORTANT!!!!! WHO DO YOU MONSTERS THINK YOU ARE SAYING MY WORK HAS NO PURPOSE?!?
• Buzzton: It's simply the truth. One finds their fears on the path they take to avoid it.
• Complex: "ENOUGH OF THIS, BUG?! ADMIT THAT YOU WERE FOOLING AROUND, OR SO HELP ME, I'LL ALARM THE AVATAR?!"
• Buzzton: "Well, given that you're now short of the approbeate powers to do so, that's kinda an empty threat now. And even then, do you really want to risk the Avatar's attention, Complex, with everything I just said? All that will do is save the Avatar the trouble of doing you in later."
• Complex: "SHUT UP, SHUT UP?!"
• Buzzton: "But tell you what: I'll stop causing a riff between you're now FORMER assusiates if you just tell us how to cure that Avatar."
• Complex: I SAID SHUT UP!!!!
• Buzzton: May this fall be a reminder that you will never be significant after this. You have nothing to fight for, so you might as well tell us how to cure the Avatar.
• Complex: HOW DARE YOU IGNORE ME?!
• Pony: We'll do it!
• Complex:... Excuse me, my blood to the brain and ears are rather lacking, what did you just say, Fate Fire?
• Pony (Fate Fire): We'll cure the Avatar of the Xexaxez influence. But I must warn you that once we do so, the Xirds will be on his trail after hearing that something is wrong. Curing an Avatar of it's influence is a serious interference in a Xexaxez's job and therefore punishable.
• Deer: It's true. To them, curing an Avatar is like interfering in a police investigation.
• Buzzton: Well it's their loss.
• Complex: How DARE you betray me?!
• Pure Hippogriff: You betrayed yourself. You wanted to sacrifice your mortality and become an Outer God of Destruction just to have meaning. That's just unforgivable.
• Complex: BUT NONE OF YOU HAVE PURPOSE!!! I'M ALL YOU'VE GOT!!! NOCREATURE OUT THERE WILL ACCEPT YOU!!!
• Pure Hippogriff: Well it's worth a shot. We are officially on the bug's side.
• Complex: You traitorous fools!! You forget that harboring a Xexaxez convict is very punishable to our masters!!
• Deer: We do not follow them anymore! We do not follow YOU anymore. You're the one who should be punished for this.
• Complex: "YOU CAN'T DO THIS?! I MADE YOU WHAT YOU ARE?! I- (Gets punched out by Temperon and rendered unconjustus.)"
• Buzzton: "..... Now, about that "How-To" guide on curing an Avatar?"
• Fate: "..... Be forewarned that it's not an easy process. Espeically since that the guidebook to make an Avatar, also holds an emergency cure.... Back in our cave that has been destroyed and redused to rubble apawn our defeat."
• Buzzton: "Oh worry not, such things are no trouble to Millipede. A little chronological reversing and things would be right as rain."
• Fate: Hmm. Well I guess we have work to do. Let's vanish! (They teleport away)

Eather

• The Imperial Palace was seen.
• The Eathae Emperor was seen staring at the far distence in the tower.....
• Emperor Bloodich: "..... ("Hmmmmm...... Ma'Nac hasn't came back in awhile...... Then obviously those aliens are more adverseable then expected if even HE has gone missing..... All the more reason to finally include..... The big guns. (An Adviser arrive) Adviser?! Tell the Engineers that it's finally time to ready the life-powered super-mech suit! I desided that those aliens have become worthy of dying to the great emperor of this planet?!"
• Adviser: "("It's still highly experimental sir, I-")"
• Emperor Bloodich: "("DO AS I COMMAND, YOU WORM?!")"
• Advisor: ("DAHAHAH, YES SIR!!!") (Runs off)
• Emperor Bloodich: ("I've done too much to honor our traditional ways, and I will not allow some damn aliens to ruin it!")
• Advisor: (Comes back quickly) ("Sir! The mech seems to be running a life reactor test, and cannot be disturbed.")
• Emperor Bloodich: ("ARE YOU SERIOUS?! THEY DO THAT RIGHT NOW?! Why have I NOT been told?!")
• Advisor: ("You were too busy to tell!")
• Emperor Bloodich: ("ERRRRGH, JUST GREAT!!!! THEY DECIDE TO HAVE THIS TEST AT THE WORST MOMENT POSSIBLE?!? IF THEY WEREN'T SO DAMN IMPOURENT FOR THE MECH'S STABILITY, AND THE FACT THAT THE DEATH OF MY PREVIOUS GENERAL WAS ALREADY PUSHING IT, I-.....  Go back down there and tell them that I am coming down there to monitor them.")
• Adviser: "("Yes, sire.") (Runs off again)...."
• Emperor Bloodich: ("UUGH! Well at least Ma'Nac has an iron mind. He should be too much for them.")

Rebel Hideout

• Ma'Nac: (He woke up in a tar-based restraint)... WHAT?! TAR RESTRAINT?! AMATEUR!!! (Couldn't rip himself free)...
• Cor: That's a new kind of tar, unfortunately. You won't be going anywhere for a long time.
• Ma'Nac: You! Hey, wait a minute, why are we speaking in the alien's languise when we have our own?
• Cor: "Nevermind that, Ma'Nac. Focus more on what is impourent."
• Ma'Nac:..... Okay, whatever. Now, let me go, you rebel f***! You'll never make me talk even with the most obnoxious of toddler shows or tickles! My mind is too solid! I stopped feeling things ages ago.
• Hudson: That's what they all say.
• Xandy: Alright, buster, you're going to tell us what we want to know.
• Ma'Nac: SUCK MY CLOACA!!!!
• Clifton: "Wait, isn't that like, a turtle thing? That sounds like a turtle thing."
• Zosimo:... You have no education about animal biology, do you?
• Clifton: "If it wasn't obvious from the cool badass gun, Zossy, I'm obviously a shot-first-ask-questions-later kinda guy!"
• Zosimo: Okay, anyway, we have other ways of ma-
• Ma'Nac: BITE ME!!!
• Zosimo: "..... Well ain't you a real piece of shit?"
• Tyberious Jr.: "Well he IS a criminal, what would one expect from a guy like him?"
• Ma'Nac: Where's your trigger-happy lunatic friend? He too embarrassed that I almost had his ass mounted on his face?
• Zosimo: He's currently facing... Disciplinary problems. Don't expect to roast him.
• Ma'Nac: Well too bad, I already have enough. He was so crazy he belongs on Crazo. He compensates for a lot with all those guns. I want you assmunchers to picture a gun in his pisser. (Tether squealed like a girl)
• Tether: GAAAAAH, GET IT OUTTA MY HEAD!!!
• Ma'Nac: How far do you think his gun can fire when he rubs one off? You think he does it chronically enough for the stuff to strike like a bullet? (Tether and many others reacted in disgusted and comical ways) I can keep this going all day, c***-s*****s!
• Cor: Yeesh, this guy has an iron mind.
• Xandy: And I haven't seen such colorful vocabulary since SpongeBob.
• Samantha: Allow me. (Reads his mind)... (Spontaneously vomits) WHAT KIND OF MENTAL DEFENSE?!? UGH!!!! HIS MIND SEEMS MORE LIKE IRON STAINED WITH RUST AND GARBAGE!!!
• Ma'Nac: You guys are just too good for a laugh.
• Nanobyte: How would you like to suffer the tar torture?
• Ma'Nac: How would YOU like to be stuffed up my s***box?
• Nanobyte:... (Vomits) WHAT MUDDY INCUBATOR DID YOU CRAWL OUT OF?!?
• Ma'Nac: Like I said, you can't make me talk.
• Magnum:...... Well I guess we have no choice. I'll have to use... The Mindhive.
• Xandy: Oh hell no, not that renowned Hymenovespula brainwash therapy technique!
• Magnum: Afraid so.
• Ma'Nac: "Tch, you over-grown stingers are over-rated. For a race all about being theraputic, you were AWFULLY quick to waste the Skeetrazoids."
• Magnum: Prior to Ztingerella's rule, the Skeetrazoids were a lost cause when Darkness Qui used to be evil. That was different. Those that are left are on a path to recovery.
• Ma'nac: What... fucking... ever! Hit me with your best shot, "Chosen One"! You're just gonna end up vometing like the Stalick anyway!
• Samantha: I must warn you, Penelope, the graphic violence in his mind is a very good mental defense. It doesn't look like anybody can enter without being scarred for life.
• Magnum: "...... Let me tell you BOTH, something...... In fact, I'm getting this out here now?!...... Whatever, unpleasentry, exists within the confines of Ma'Nac's mind...... Was NOTHING, to being apart of a generation that witnessed a war that destroyed an entire race, a race, that only wanted to congure lands as an over-the-top means to prepare for the coming end of their queen?! Now, I admit no love for Jerrinna or those stupid enough to do their choices as they did, but that doesn't mean that those that weren't even apart of Jerrinna's hive or weren't allied to it, deserved to suffer for that?! There, were Skeetrazoids that wanted nothing to do with what Jerrinna and a select some were doing?! But they were mindlessly punished?! Because a select number were pushing their agenda particularly too hard, VA involvement not withstanding, NOR helping! The wars between my people and the Skeets, resulted in the deaths of hives, that didn't even WANTED what Jerrinna was doing. Skeetrazoids, that were trying to advocate for peace, were assassinated by those too sensitive about what my people and the VA as a whole had done?! Skeetrazoid hives that actselly REBELED against Jerrinna, were swept under the rug and were quietly destroyed, because some absolutists didn't wanted their narrative challnaged, because "That could risk people sympathsing with the enemy", cause they're afraid that seeing nuances would risk people understanding the VA abit better!? Now, even if Jerrinna joined at the time where the Jenovis tragity was still considerably fresh, and that the aim was to discourage people from getting involved as much as possable and prevent a growing enfluence, THAT DIDN'T MEANT THAT THE SKEETRAZOIDS WERE NO LONGER WORTHY OF BEING TREATED LIKE ANOTHER NATIONALITY?! I seen basturds that got away with war crimes, because "Hur-dur, they were with the VA" and other trival war-fed excuses?! IT WAS LIKE THAT IT WAS FORGOTTEN, THAT ONCE APAWN A TIME, MY PEOPLE AND THE SKEETS WERE GREATEST OF FRIENDS, BUT IT WAS RUINED BECAUSE OF SOMETHING AS INSIGNIFIGENTLY PETTY, AS TERRATORY DISBUTES?! SOMETIMES, I AM DISGUSTED, BY HOW EASY IT IS FOR AN ENTIRE RACE TO END UP BEING DESTROYED, BECAUSE OF PETTY DISAGREEMENTS, AND IDIOTS IN POWER?!"
• Everyone stared surprised at Magnum's outburst, even Ma'Nac, who was no longer so confident about keeping Magnum at bay with his disterbing mindset.......
• Magnum: "..... (Gets sadder).... So, it was a true miricle of the universes that I was able to keep the last hive alive, even if it was Jerrinna's hive of all things, to protect my friend Ztingerella. Cause if anyone was capable of redeeming her idiot mother's mistakes, it was her. I was lucky that I got it to stop prematurely in the time where the VA were under an extreme hardship that people felt confident that the VA can be resisted and fought back, at least to some lucky worlds that were stronger then even the worse of the VA's forces. But I was worried that this hardship would've been brief until something happens to push the VA out of the brink.... Espeically when Xerxes captured me in expecting that I was gonna be the choosen one of the Serpentinoid propihey, where Xerxes wanted to use the diamond to save the VA from these hardships, while still persuing a chance to wipe out the Sea Squirls as a self-indulgent bonus to this. Had it not been for the lougers, Xerxes likely could've found the temple and the diamond of the anichents anyway, and the VA could've found ways to turn me into a slave to them, or like with what we saw, Xerxes could've controled the diamond himself, and with me kept from provoking the benvolent spirit from Xerxes' control, it would've been helpless to obey his whims. Thus, Carbungia would've been congured, and it would've allowed the VA a chance to feel confident once more, which would've made them stronger, and planets that were lucky to resist would be retargeted again, and, if these rumors were true, the Legion would've been forced to negosiate for peace with the VA, just on the hopes that if they legitamise the VA's power, the VA could've been content with being respected as such and cease conquests based on whims, at least, 99.90% of the time, baring conflicts that would still be ongoing or if any planet DARED to have something they would want."
• Zosimo: ".... Well, keep in mind that it is purely a rumor, cause, I doubt the Legion would EVER adopt that kind of extreme-"
• Magnum: "YOU ARE ONLY ABLE TO CONFIDENTLY SAY THAT BECAUSE THE LOUGERS POTAINTIONALLY PREVENTED THAT SCENARIO BY COMPROMISING XERXES' RISE?! Also, keep in mind that the Legion were also far from being in a desireable shape just as much as the VA was, espeically when the HA was still failing to really get off the ground with the reshorces wasted to make it work, heroes weren't being found, and compaired to the VA, it's wounds wouldn't've recovered so easily. At least the VA had benufactors like Xerxes to fall back on who could've eventually seek things like the Diamond out and/or keep them economically stable..... But the Legion was left on surviving on war efferts with the loss of the currentcy troupe. And the worse thing to have in a war of idealogues, is war fatique. The VA was vastly unlike any of the USRA races fought before. Even in their twilight year hardships, they adapted far quicker then the Legion, the Legion had to relie on rebelion factions whereas the VA can have virtually endless reshorces and Starbots, and they're always trying methods to make themselves stronger. When, when I look at the conflict with the VA prior to the Lougers' arrival, it, it makes me worry that..... Our universe was destened for an entirely different path....."
• Tyberious Jr.: "..... This is gonna get super depressing, is it?"
• Magnum: "I often feared and have nightmares about how..... The Lougers showing up was, a massive accsident that forces greater then anyone were unable to correct, and that if the Lougers were able to avoid that Black Hole Portal..... And, with everything I said in mind..... I often worry that, our universe were not intended to be like we gotten now..... I often worry that it was meant to have a less desireable desteny, a desteny where the VA is a reckitnised goverment and that because how fighting it was proven pointless that the Legion would've lost their nerve to ever seriously challage them, and that people would lose their hope in them, and that our universe could've been devided into three factions, a former shell of USRA glory, a powerful govermental super-power that often prefers to keep to themselves that is UIS, and a vastly unpredictable faction of rogues that would fear little to no serious challnages, had it not been.... WHAT IS BASICLY A UNIVERSEAL SCALE ACCSIDENT?! It was like..... Nobody here was meant to know peace and happiness! It feels like to me that the Lougers coming here, was a mistake, and the path this universe is on now, was a giant fluke?!"
• Aurlena: ".... Well, if, the Lougers showing up was an accsident, then..... Best ever accsident in my book! I mean, it wasn't just the VA that totally fell apart. Alot of other problems fell too! Heck, it even lead to the Skeetrazoids to not being under Jerrinna anymore!"
• Magnum: "SHE WAS SLOWLY DYING ANYWAY?! IN FACT, SHE WOULD'VE DIED OUT BY THIS POINT OF TIME IF THINGS HAD WENT DIFFERENTLY?! Her death, wasn't as dependent of Louger intervention as EVERYTHING else was! Neither was Ztingerlla's asendtion! (Ma'Nac was started to get heavily effected by this) I, am always haunted by things turning out differently?! I live in perpetual fear of what if desteny was meant to be crueler?! I worry about what if my mother and the millaterry were more abolsute?! I fear, that I could've lived in a world where my best friend is dead?! Another victim of a stupid war only aggrovated by a group with a mistranslated goal of enforcing fairness for the minority?! The one thing worse, then the unrealistic expectation that the VA would come to rule everything, considering things proven stronger then them, like UIS and/or well defended planets like Clifton's home, is the perhaps more realistic one of the USRA races giving up out of exhaustion and reckitnising the VA's legitamentcy as an independent goverment, just for the sake of having peace by letting them have their misguided aims for a way of life that respected the whims of those not in a more favorable mindset. That would've meant that the HA, wasn't meant to be successful, neither of us were meant to be happy, or potaintionally even still live at this point basing on circumstances. It's not the expectation I fear..... is that reality can offer things equilly as bad as anything propaganda machines could EVER spew out! The thing worse then a bad thing that happened, is anpsipating that bad thing. That was the kind of universe the VA would've more likely brought then absolute eventual conquest and control, is that worlds would fear ever having giving them a reason to come after them! A VA that still exists, is worse, then a VA being able to congure everything dispite the odds. A universe where the Legion are forced to give up disbaning them and expects the rest of us to make peace with this, is worse then the VA being successful in usurping them! Planets would give up innovating on new ideas, whatever they may be, because that could make the VA want to take over the planet, people like Sue Wai would be targeted and turn into members of their side because they would be deemed too speical for ANY non-VA world to have! The VA being legitamised would be the death of innovation, because planets would fear being conquested for it! Unique reshorces would be censored from the public eye, just to make sure the VA wouldn't know of it! Less then capable planets would fear being easily congured on a random whim by the VA cause of how the USRA races lost interest, so they would run to UIS cause of being something greater then the VA. In fact, what's to say UIS would even allow the Peace Talks to happen?! They- (Xandy smacked Magnum!)....."
• Xandy: "..... I'M SORRY I HAD TO SMACK A FRIEND IN THE PUSS, BUT I FELT LIKE YOU NEEDED IT?! YOU SHOULDN'T LET A STILL UNPROVEN RUMOR SCARE YOU?! AND ON A VERY OFF CHANCE THE LEGION WERE CRAZY ENOUGH TO EVEN CONSIDER THAT?! Well...... Then we have the Lougers to thank for even preventing that from ever being a reality. This being said..... Why didn't you told anyone that, you were anxious about this?"
• Magnum: "Because, as Serpentos told me, as a choosen one, a Serpentinoid that helped the choosen one would've served as personal counsel..... But she was held back by a self-rightious prick in office, THAT FORCED HER TO STAY IN HER PEOPLE'S NATION AS EMPRESS?!"
• Zosimo: "Well to be fair, I understand that the Serpentinoid kingdom wasn't in the greatest shape ever, so-"
• Magnum: "IT DOESN'T ABSOLVE HIM FOR BEING SELFISH ABOUT IT?! The side-effect of having the Diamond of the Anichents, is that it gives me visions of realities that could've been..... AND THE HORRORABLE TALE I SAID, WAS ONE OF THEM?!"
• Ma'Nac finally lost his nerve and looked as if he was soul shearching.....
• Xandy: ".... Tell ya what, Magnum. After we dealt with Millipede, we're paying Serpentos a visit. And we're going to talk to her about these crazy visions. In the meantime, let's figure out what Ma'Nac knows and-"
• Ma'Nac: "Okay, ya know what?! I have something to say!"
• Tether: "Here comes the dickery!"
• Ma'Nac: "..... Bug woman....... You actselly managed to came through to me."
• Tether: "HEY GIVE HER A BREAK, YOU ASSHOLE, SHE WAS ONLY HAVING A MO-oooooooooooooooooo wait what?"
• Ma'Nac: "Tch, hey, I may be the worse criminal the Eathae race ever mis-produced, but that didn't meant I wanted to BE like this! I only got this way cause of a shit life! I'm at the least a byproduct of an empire that embraced an extreme way of life, not even of our own creation! But you? When compaired to how shitty your life was, I look like a spoiled little brat, compaired to you! You were friends with someone who's race were dished out the worse shit, I wouldn't even wish onto my worse enemies?! AND I DID SOME PRETTY SICK SHIT?! And how even you got to pretty much be the greatest hero ever, you're still surprisingly bitter as all hell about it. You even still had a considerably shitty life as a hero, what with some govermental doughebag not letting you see an old friend, and now you're haunted by things better off not known by any mortal man or woman. It's cause of that, it.... Made me reconsider everything....."
• Magnum: ".... Thank you Ma'Nac, it, it means alot to us-"
• Ma'Nac: "That being said, I'm still not in much of a position to say anything about Bloodich."
• Xandy: "AWWWWWWWWWWWWW COME ON?!"
• Ma'Nac: "But not out of loyalty, as more like, I still mean it that he would waste my ass if I talk. In fact, he likely had secretly sent assassins with masked scents after my ass that would likely harvest my lifeforce at a moment's notice if they had ANY impression that I would crack."
• Tether: "BECAUSE ALCHOURSE HE WOULD?!"
• Magnum: Well not if we can help it. We are currently planning a final attack on the Imperial Palace, and we just need information from you.
• In the shadows, cloaked sniper rifles were barely seen.
• Cor: (Notices the lens flare of one of the snipers)... GET DOWN!!! (He pushed them all down as the missed lazers hit Ma'Nac)
• Ma'Nac: AHHK!! (Dies as his life force was harvested by the assassins)
• Xandy: NOOOO!!!
• Cloakblade: You will all pay for that. (She turned invisible and knocked out all except one of the assassins who was evenly matched to her)
• Assassin: I've been trained to smell cloaked targets. You can't hide from me.
• Cloakblade: Well you realize that by incapacitating your comrades, not only will they be shunned by your empire, plus that you're basicly defenseless, but they will be our backup leverage.
• Assassin: OVER MY DEAD BODY!!! (Wields two dual snipers expertly as Cloakblade dodged and rebounded them with her swords)
• Cloakblade: Impressive. Two snipers without traditionally focused aim.
• Assassin: "Oh, uh..... Thanks..... Comes with the trade. And, you dodged that attack well. Usually, I don't have too many oppodents that do that."
• Cloakblade: "Well I'm not like what you were used to hunt down. (The two entered an intensed, which lasted for awhile, until the two ended up becoming exhausted)......"
• Assassin: "..... (Exhuasted breathing)...... First time, I've met a challnager who offers a real fight. Not bad, alien."
• Cloakblade: "You're not half-bad yourself for a generic assassin."
• Assassin: "I commend thy for being a REAL challnage..... For this..... I am in no serious position to be against such a worthy adversery. Be informed that it was nothing personal on disturbing your advances like this. My clan was honor-bound to serve the emperor's wishes."
• Cloakblade: "Then your talents are wasted serving a madman's clause."
• Assassin: "It is not of our intention to be like this. The Emperor practicly drafted every Eathae in the world into service from hatching age. We are ensared to this, we- (Cloakblade upper-cutted him) OHHHHHHHHHH?! (Falls down)...... Damn, you're quick. (Faints)."

Later.

• The Assassin Troupe were seen tied as well....
• The Initionally Remaining Assassin was seen unmasked as a scarred brooding Eathae.
• Cor: "...... You made a very serious mistake, Jorcori. You almost seriously prevented us from having found a weakness."
• Jorcori: "I had already said it was nothing of meant ill. Besides, Ma'Nac's knowledge would've been limited to infomation long outdated. He would not be much help anyway."
• Magnum: ".... And you?"
• Jorcori: "My clan do not live in the capital. Our knowledge of it is not great neither."
• Zosimo: "WELL THANKS ALOT, BUDDY?! NOW WE'RE BLIND TO WHATEVER SURPRISE THE EMPEROR HAS IN STORE?! We can't do ANYTHING to that palace without knowing what makes it tick?!"
• Jorcori: "That was why Bloodich had my clan do what we did. Even outdated infomation would be a risk to the stability of Bloodrich's reign. He has great deals of blind faith for these life harvest practices. His ansistery's legacy is all he has to cling too, and he fears being without it."
• Clifton: "Okay, Jorry..... You costed us the best guy who could have a good idea about how to get to Bloodich..... THE LEAST YOU AND YOUR KIN CAN DO IS HELP US?!"
• Jorcori: "No attack would survive against the Palace..... Espeically not with a powerful secret weapon in store, of which, once more, we know nothing of as well..... Bloodich's too powerful of an enemy to ever tackle head-on. An oppodent like him, requires stealth, and deception..... You need to put a powerful foe like him, into a false sense of security, not alarm him."
• Clifton: "..... Well what do you have in mind, smart guy?"
• Jorcori: "..... Play into his sense of superiority..... Make him think that you all have surrendered."
• Zosimo: "WHAT?! And risk getting life harvested?!"
• Jorcori: "Remember what I said..... Bloodich is too powerful for direct assults.... The best way to defeat a foe like him.... Is to give him false hope. Then he will be deluded by his hubris."
• Xandy: "And how are we suppose to trust you?"
• Jorcori: "Considering prior events...... I don't blame the lack of trust..... I won't ask to be forgiven for what occured.... But I ask that you realise how powerful the Emperor truely is. And trust me, with this secret weapon, no direct assult will survive."
• Hudson: "..... I hate to say it, guys, but..... He has a point. Who knows what that weapon could be?"
• Cor: "..... I believe we may have to adapt our stragity to accommindate around this "Secret Weapon". We can't risk lives against the unknown. This secret weapon NEEDS to face destruction."
• Zosimo: "..... Jor, how much does the emperor trust you?"
• Jorcori: "..... I did many unspeakable things in his name. I'm pretty much his first go-to assassin."
• Nanobyte: "Well given what ya did to Ma'Nac, no s***."
• Zosimo: "Well, hurts my pride to say it, but, we're gonna need your help to get us into the palace stealhfully. You're gonna have to make it look like you captured us in the midst of wasting Ma'Nac when we tried to go after ya."
• Jorcori: "Be warned that the Emperor has a very healthy sense of scepticisum. He would not be quick to trust even the greatest of good fortunes."
• Jorcori's assassin kin: "Jorcori, why be quick with this?! You know the emperor doesn't forgive betrayals?!"
• Jorcori's assassin kin 2: "Is it because of the moneky girl you fought? You're totally crushing on her, are ya?"
• Jorcori's assassin kin 3: EWW, NO!! MAMMALS ARE GROSS!!!
• Jorcori: AT LEAST WORK WITH ME, YOU HALFWITS?! (Ahem). Sorry, my three cousins can be, immature. I also must stress that we must bring only a select handful. If we bring too many of you, it won't be believable.
• Tyberious Jr: What's so not believable about this? You're the best assassins, right?
• Jorcori: Remember that Bloodich doesn't trust even good fortunes. He would find it too immeasureably convine that ALL aliens at once are contained. Along with this detail: Our race's senses are very accurate. Our hearing and touch are so strong we can tell when someone is lying just through feeling and hearing their heartbeat. But we assassins, to avoid our own heartbeats from being heard, have learned how to control our breathing and heart rate for quiet conditions. Bloodich can never see when we're lying. But you on the other hand...
• Xandy: He's got us there.
• Tyberious Jr: That doesn't exactly answer my question.
• Jorcori: Laymens' terms, Bloodich just knows that there's no way even we can capture you all on our own from the resistence without heavy casualties. We lost most of our clan members to a resistance army.
• Hudson: "So he's not much for believing in miricles, huh?...... That's, sad."
• Jorcori: But it keeps him from trusting lazily buildt deceptions. So, the best way to fool him is to capture only a few of you, and use you to fake a bribe. Then when the rest of you come, the stealthy invisible monkey ninja can sneak around and find the weapon.
• Magnum: Won't he question her presence?
• Jorcori: No, because lucky for you, he doesn't know how many of you there are. She can even shut down as many defenses as she can, and when the palace is at it's weakest, the resistance can invade and end the Emperor's ways once and for all.
• Clifton: Question: Why are you so quick to help us? I'd imagine you'd be too loyal and afraid of the Emperor's wrath to do anything.
• Jorcori's Assassin 4: "It's because he has the hots for your monkey frie- (Jorcori shoved him) Oof?!"
• Jorcori: "THAT IS TO SAY, a slave does not always have blind loyalty to their master. A master that rules with fear and death, will not have absolute obedience with all slaves. Bloodich's one mistake he has failed to notice, was complacentcy in that threats are enough to keep obedience."
• Clifton: "And because you thought Cloakblade looked awesome fighting you and you basicly desided to say "Screw Bloodich, this chick is worth it!"?"
• Jorcori's Assassin Kin 5: "(Snickers), He kinda has you there, bro."
• Jorcori: "NO ONE ASKED YOU, MOVORVIN."
• Movorvin: "Hey come on, cuz, nobody's an idiot here, it can be seen on your face?!"
• Jorcori: "Ugh! Please ignor my cousins, they only said these things to tease me!"
• Clifton: "(Rolls his eyes his eyes knowingly) No prob, Jorry. Anyway, I feel satisfived enough with your reasoning."
• Hudson: "I don't feel easy about this. What if that Emperor Guy is smarter then what even Jorry gives him credit for and doesn't trust that he was able to capture any of us period?"
• Jorcori: In part of being trained assassins, we're also good persuaders. We've actually played Bloodich for a fool more times than we can count.
• Zosimo: "And you're sure he never caught on to that?"
• Jorcori: If we weren't sure, we wouldn't be here telling you that, would we? We've failed only 3 times. We'd be dead if we didn't have good silver tongues.
• Zosimo: "..... Just to be safe, we better have a fall back plan incase Bloodich desides to stop being gullible."
• Jorcori: We already have one. We have backup plans all the time. We just didn't consider the ones for this mission because we finally have a chance to fix our homeland from the life drought. Over 72% of populous land on the planet have been dried of life because of the Emperor's life harvests. If nothing is done soon, nothing WILL be done.
• Xandy: Are you-
• Jorcori: Sure as we can be, yes. (Nytrox barks)
• Magnum: Well it's all we got at the moment. There's no time to lose.
• Tollund: Should we bring Vance?
• Zosimo: Nope. He is still being punished. He stays here until we reach our next and hopefully final destination. He wanted a break? He's got it, but at the cost of never using the 'awesome' weapons of the Class II armory until he reearns his clearance.
• Telthona: You know, Zo, with all due respect, I don't think you're being fair to Vance.
• Aurlena: Yeah, he got us leverage.
• Zosimo: PFF, which we JUST established was a dud anyway. You know the rules. Insubordination and reckless impulsiveness are punishable by demotion, more so when it's both.
• Xandy: Oh come on, he was just exhausted.
• Zosimo: WE ARE ALL EXHAUSTED!!! But ya don't see me messing with exspearimental stuff just to excellerate things!
• Xandy: Yeah, but we all take exhaustion differently. We all know how jumpy and downright crazy he is.
• Zosimo: Xandy, I am acting leader, so you do not tell me how to do my job. I studied the Heroes Act Mission Manual, and take it as very seriously as I should.
• Miami: If you ask me, you're taking it TOO seriously.
• Zosimo: Is that such a bad thing?
• Clifton: Yes, actually. Being too loyal to the rules is guaranteed to garner loss of trust. It offers no courtesy. Right now, you're not being courteous to Vance. He did many advantageous things.
• Zosimo: As I said, the ends don't justify the means, and the ends just became redundant. There's nothing that earns him slack. He broke the rules, and he must pay for it. He stays here, and that's final.
• Aurlena: ".... Then we want out as well."
• Zosimo:... What?
• Aurlena: We can do the mission without you. Xandy can be acting leader.
• Magnum: Actually, no intentional offence on this, I wouldn't call Xandy leader material. I'm more fit to be leader.
• Zosimo: Excuse me! Who said you could just replace me?
• Magnum: You did. In the mission manual, it clearly states that an acting leader can be replaced if he or she does not act accordingly and harmonically to the team. But I assumed you knew that what with you taking the rules very seriously.
• Zosimo: That's because-... I.......
• Magnum:... You knew, didn't you? You just wanted to stay acting leader because you think you can lead better than anyone else? That's not a very trustworthy thing to do.
• ???: I KNEW IT!!!! (Vancer arrived) I KNEW there was something you were hiding!
• Zosimo: VANCE!! I ORDERED YOU TO-
• Vancer: Rules are rules. We don't have to take orders when our leader's acting like an unthankful c***!
• Zosimo:...
• Cor: They're right, Mister Zosimo. It's not being a good leader if you don't trust your teammates and lie to them just to stay acting leader.
• Zosimo: I DO trust them! It's called discipline and compromise. I don't wish for them to ruin themselves with their own flaws.
• Xandy: You also omitted your feelings on us since you became acting leader. How does that make you any better than Vance?
• Zosimo:... I-

A Micro Second Later.

• Zosimo: (He was thrown in a room) Guys, I'm sorry!
• Vancer: You will be. We'll talk about this to Calixto when this is over.
• Zosimo: You are making a big mistake! I'm the only big genius of the team. If you leave me behind, you won't have high-level access to-
• Tyberious Jr.: This is a Teadr 6 world, remember? We're without tec anyway.
• Zosimo:... Oy! The sooner this group gets a real leader, the better!

Equestria.

• In Ponyville, Gaster had finally lead the Tartarus Prisoners to Ponyville.
• Gaster: "There. We're at ponyville now. Now let's get to Sparkle's tree-castle and get this s*** over with."
• Bug-Badger: "Ya mean that litteral eye-sore? (Points to the Castle) THAT'S what grew out of the ground after Tirek got his ass handed to him?! LAME!"
• Gaster: "Yeah, bronies back then weren't nuts for it, neither. Now let's head forth and get those guys."
• Gaster was leading the tartarus prisoners, but suddenly, Electross' luxery ship got in the way.
• Electross' voice: "Oh, I'm sorry, but today's not a good time for tourisum. Ya see, we have abit of a bad weed problem, and a student's missing. So, how's about you guys be nice enough to go back to Tartarus for the day and we can reshedgule your daily butt-whooping, M'kay?"
• Geoatoa: "OH YEAH, COMRADE?! MAKE US?!"
• Buzzord's mech appeared as well, surprising the prisoners!
• Buzzord's Mech: "My super mech rides again?! (Charges forth as Buzzord was heard giggling with glee)!"
• Geoatoa: "Что за черт?! (Gets slammed into by Buzzord's mech as the two started fighting)!"
• Tirek: "..... WHAT COMPLETE AND UTTER ACT OF NONSENSE WAS THAT?!"
• Gaster: "(Facehooves) Uggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssss, I forget about these guys?! Probulity should've mentioned that Twilight has a friendship school now."
• Tirek: "..... Friendship school?"
• Bug-Badger: "Oh that is some Sesime Street s*** right there."
• Mr. Funtimes: "Can you believe these ponies? A school, for a pet-name for allience?"
• Zeorbo: "And yet bronies go nuts for these guys?"
• Bug-Fox: "Probulity for, more lewd reasons."
• Gaster: "AHEM?! Ignor them?! They'll only slow us down on getting-"
• A fast force smacked into both Tirek and Snakemantis as they screamed surprised, reveiling to be had been done by Koningin!
• Gaster: "..... SON OF A BITCH?!"
• Mr. Funtimes: "Okay, any MORE surprises I should be made aware of- (Entropy tabbed his shoulder).... Huh? (Looks to see Entropy with a giant boxing glove)....."
• Entropy: "Made ya look! (Punches Mr. Funtimes hard enough that it cartoonishly knocks him out)!"
• Zeorbo: "Okay, wise guy, you're gonna get it now- (Gets wrapped up by magic chains conjured up by Yakhalla!)"
• Bug-Wolf: "WHAT IN THE NAME OF MIKE IS GOING ON HERE?! (Suddenly, what looks like The Bug-Bear shows up)...... Bug-Bear? Is that you? Wait a minute, when were you a particular shade of green?"
• "Bug-Bear": "Oh hum. Betrayed by my color pigment again."
• Bug-Wolf: "...... AND WHEN THE F*** CAN YOU TALK- (All three Bug-Animals got beaten up by the False-Big-Bear, as he reveiled himself to be Spiracle as after the trio were beaten)."
• Gaster: "..... Okay, that's it?! XIRDS?! (Some Xirds appeared). These assholes are f*****g me up?! FUCK THEM UP?!"
• Xirds: "We hear and obey, Avatar. (The Xirds flew forth and charged at the Factily!)"
• Entropy: "(Turns into a giant fly-swatter and smacks onto the Xirds, defeating them and rendering them to turn into retreating cosmic energy)."
• Gaster: "AW WHAT THE F***?!"
• Smarter Xird: "Allow me, Avatar. I'll freeze time and disable these pests!"
• Gaster: "Well don't just say you'll do it, AND DO IT?!"
• Smarter Xird: Yes, Avatar.
• Entropy: Oh no you- (The Smarter Xird froze all of the place's defenses and they entered the Castle)...
• Gaster: He's not here?
• Smarter Xird: Don't think so.
• ???: LET HIM GO, YOU TIME PARASITES!!!
• Smarter Xird: I stand corrected. (They found them as the Xird was shocked to see the Weeping Angels)... Who sent Weeping Angels to interfere with this?!
• Gaster: Weeping Angels?
• Smarter Xird: Creatures that feed off of energy by trapping whoever they touch in a temporal loop.
• Gaster: That doesn't make ANY sense!
• Smarter Xird: And they seem to be feeding on one of them.
• Hurricane: (Was being fed on by the Weeping Angels) GRAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Past

• Founders: WHAT?!?
• Clover: YOU TOLD PANSY TO DO WHAT?!
• Cookie: YOU IDIOT, WE NEEDED THE ELEMENTS TO DEFEAT DIPPER!!!!
• Hurricane: WHAT ARE YOU DENSE?! THEY DON'T WORK IN A WORLD OF PREJUDICE AND CHAOS!!!! THEY'RE USELESS!!! We MUST take him down the hard way.
• Platinum: (To Pansy) AND YOU LISTENED TO HIM?!
• Pansy:... No.
• Hurricane: What?
• Pansy: I didn't leave the Elements of Harmony because he told me to. I did it to teach him a lesson. He fails to understand that the magic of friendship is our biggest defense, and by calling it useless, he disrespects his own race and pushes away everypony he cares about.
• Hurricane: ABSOLUTELY NOT!!! I WAS SIMPLY GETTING WITH THE TIMES!!!! WE CAN'T JUST SING KUMBIYAH WITH EVERY RACE WE MEET, WELCOME AND HELP WITH OPEN HOOVES AND EXPECT EVERYTHING TO WORK OUT!!! FRIENDSHIP IS NOT ENOUGH ANYMORE!!! We MUST desert that outdated philosophy of friendship if we want to survive in the cruel world that Pitch Black has created. It's not an era of peace anymore. It's time to wake up and stop living a nightmare.
• Pansy:... You're right.
• Hurricane: Huh?
• Pansy:... Times have changed, whether we like it or not. Races have gone rogue... Ponies have gone rogue... Even the rulers are powerless to stop Pitch....... That's why we'll never stop trying...... Because SOMEPONY f*****g has to. (Hurricane paused)......
• Hurricane:... I-
• Clover: Not another word. You want to prove us wrong? Then let's improvi- (Bishop Dipper and the Stars came in and put them in suspended animation causing present Hurricane to scream in anguish)

Present

• Hurricane: THIS IS ALL MY FAULT!!! I SHOULDN'VE JUST SAID YES OT USING THE F*****G ELEMENTS?! I SHOULD'VE HAD MORE FAITH IN FRIENDSHIP?! THEN THAT STUPID S*** COULD'VE BEEN AVOIDED?! (The Weeping Angels continue feeding off him)
• Pansy: WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING!!!!
• Gaster: Can't you just freeze all of them in place?
• Smarter Xird: Perhaps you misunderstand. This isn't about them. This is about Starswirl. We are to capture him and obtain the information we require.
• Gaster: Okay, I know you're just a giant eye on a bird body, but I know you can hear reguardless of visable ears?! I said, stop this.
• Smarter Xird: You have so much to learn. We serve only our master. Mortals are none of our concern. If you work for us, you do not fraternize with mortals.
• Gaster: I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT FRATINISING WITH THEM?! I mean, consider the fact that if those freaky statue things get Starswirl, THEN WE CAN'T GET THE BUG?! SEE MY POINT, BRIGHT-EYE!?
• Smarter Xird:... Hmm. A good observation, Avatar. Very well. (Freezes everything and just captures Starswirl before resuming everything and disappearing with Gaster)
• Flash Sentry: "We could use some ideas, Starswirl...... Starswirl?!"
• Rockhoof: "SOMETHING'S HAPPENED TO STARSWIRL?!"
• Mistmane: "And we're helpless to find him whilst under the mercy of chrono-beasts."
• Platintum: "WELL, POPPY-COCK?! THIS WAS NOT HOW I WANTED TO SPEND THANKSGIVING?!"
• Flash Magnus:... Who were we talking about?
• Somnabula: "DON'T TELL ME YOU JUST FORGOT ABOUT........ Wait...... Who WERE we talking about?"
• Clover: "WHY DID YOU FORGOT ABOUT STARSWIRL?!"
• Founders/Pillers: "Who?"
• Clover: "........ WHAT THE BUCK IS EVEN GOING ON ANYMORE?!"

Elsewhere

• Gaster: WHAT THE?! WHAT HAPPENED?!
• Smarter Xird: I did what you ordered. I stopped them until we got our target.
• Gaster: Uh, well, good on ya for getting Starswirl, BUT I DOUBT THE OLD COOT WOULD CO-OPERATE WITH US IF WE LEAVE HIS PALS FOR DEAD TO CRAZED ANGEL STATUES!? RETURN US TO THE CASTLE!!!
• Smarter Xird: Don't be absurd. I told you that we do not get involved with mortal affairs.
• Gaster: I MEAN IT, DAMMIT!!! IF STARSWIRL'S PALS DIE, HE'S NEVER GONNA WORK WITH US?! IN FACT, WHAT MAKES YA SURE THESE THINGS AREN'T HERE BECAUSE OF THE MANAPEDE?!
• Smarter Xird: "It's a possability, but it would not do well for us to entertain likely distractions, Dear Avatar. Besides, they would've been fickle to us on the rescue, since they are very likely to reckitnised what you used to be, Avatar, espeically if that winged ungulate was able to inform them of your prior absince."
• Gaster: I'LL RISK IT?! NOW DO AS YOU'RE ORDERED, OR I'LL DO IT MYSELF!!!!
• Smarter Xird: I know I do not have to remind you that our master OWNS YOU!!!! You are it's property.
• Gaster: AND WHAT MAKES YOU SURE THEY WON'T NOTICE HE'S GONE?!
• Smarter Xird: We control reality. Until we get what we want from him, his accomplices will forget he existed.
• Gaster:... WHAT KIND OF IMMORAL MONSTERS ARE YOU?!?
• Smarter Xird: The correct term is "Amoral". As outer gods, we have to ease ourselves away from the suffering of mortals, immortals, or even that of universe-bound gods. And I can understand that our master has yet to humble you away from such petty mortal desires, but be warned that it is not proper avatar behavior. I advise that you don't preach your new purpose any longer. Behold. (Gaster was seen fading away)
• Gaster:... W-WHAT IS THIS?! THE F*** KINDA MAGIC TRICK IS THIS?!
• Smarter Xird: This is beyond magic. This is what happens when a Xexaxez Avatar resists his orders. They exist to serve their master. If they choose to disobey, they will no longer be allowed to exist.
• Gaster: "YA MEAN I'M DYING?!"
• Smarter Xird: Not, nessersarly. Even only a sub-outer god, you can never truely die. More like, you are putting yourself in obsolete statis, and end up fading away into a hiberation realm, where all obsoleted outer gods go when they lose sight of their purpose. You'll be stuck in a grey area between life and death. You would not be dead..... But you will also not be aware of anything neither. And that, to even the Xexaxez, is a fate WORSE then death: To be stuck inbetween. By choosing to concern for mortals, you are undoing your own existence.
• Gaster: NO, NO, NO!!! NOT COOL?! NOT COOL?!
• Smarter Xird: Then you will not neglect our master's wishes again. If you wish to avoid the hibernation realm, you will do as our master says and continue the search for the Manapede, with no questions asked and no resisting orders.
• Gaster:... OKAY FINE! (His existence is restored)..... But you just reminded me why I hate athority figures?! AND YOU JUST KILLED THE JOYS OF BEING A GOD TO ME!?
• Smarter Xird: "Indeed, the classic broken mortal fantasy of gods being free to do as they please with great power, is always so enlightening. You haven't even been humbled by the Xexaxez masters yet, and you're already on your way to be a true avatar yet."
• Gaster: Well ya know what?! I kinda don't want to be like this anymore?! I want out of being an avatar?!
• Smarter Xird: (Sighs) We always lose Avatars like this. Very well. Then here's the new agreement. When you have completed your mission, you will earn your freedom. However, a warning before we continue. The terms of your service are that you get three strikes on keeping your loyalty. You have just used up one. Two more, and you will be gone forever.
• Gaster: Gees! No wonder the Zebra and the deformed freak were afraid of me! And no s*** the Manapede is running from you. Okay, fine, we'll do it your way.
• Starswirl: (His face was remobilized) What-What the devil? (Sees Gaster in his Avatar form)...... Gaster?! What happened to- (Sees the Xird)...... It can't be!
• Gaster: Okay, beardo, I'm cutting to the chase: Where is the one called Lord Millipede?
• Starswirl: "Lord Millipede? I think you meant Sir Millimer, a nice enough chap that- (Starts putting two and two togather)..... He's actselly a loose dimentional from a devoured universe, isn't he?"
• Gaster: "Wow, aren't you smart?"
• Starswirl: "Well given the choas you just created, he likely ran away to a place where even (Points to the Smarter Xird) THESE THINGS, can't follow."
• Gaster: "Hence why you're gonna f*****g help us pinpoint his ass down!"
• Starswirl: "I'm afraid I didn't exactly had much interaction with him, I only came to learn about him from Sunset."
• Gaster: "The Bacon Hair Pony who was visiting? Ugh, it's ALWAYS the people you don't think about?!"
• Smarter Xird: "At least we have contained a pony capable of dimensional travel.... You are to help us build a dimentional locater device that we will use to pinpoint the Manapede's location. And before you ask, the reward for helping us, will allow you to save your comrades from the Chrono-Beasts the Manapede likely summoned to be meant to prevent you from being gained by us."
• Starswirl: "...... Knowing you outer gods, I don't have a choice anyway. Only because even I know I'm in no position to resist."
• Smarter Xird: "You are indeed wise for a mortal. Now, let us get started. And let us be weary of any more infernal surprises from the Manapede."
• Starswirl: And you're sure my comrades will be safe until then? How can I be confident that they won't end up being rendered helpless to those Chrono-Beasts!
• Smarter Xird: Well, erasing memories of your existence has just as much advantages as there are disadvantages.
• Starswirl:... Pardon?
• Gaster: He said that he just erased their memories of your existence until we got what we wanted from you.
• Smarter Xird: And that has additional effects. The best of your group will have a heightened leadership skill since someone had to lead. With you gone, one of them will have had to develop on leadership. Espeically one who is, more resistent to the wipe.
• Starswirl:... Clover.

Castle

• Clover: Okay, we'll have to worry about what kind of mental lagging we just had later. We'll have to find a way to counter the Weeping Angels' hold over Hurricane.
• Flash Sentry: How do we do that?
• Clover: From the looks of it, they seem to all be focusing on Hurricane. If we can share our own energy, it could not only allow us to heal the hard pain he's going through, but send their feeding into flux when our shared timelines with each other together as a team can scramble their focus on a single one's timeline. When they separate, I will cast a spell that I learned accidentally when studying a magical way to survive things like the Windigoes and these things...... A metabolic sabotage spell.
• Everyone: WHAT?!
• Meadowbrook: I thought that kind of spell was outlawed since Lord Heretic.
• Clover: It was, but we don't have a choice. Besides it's another banning law that has to be abolished in case of another Windigo Ice Age. Now let's go. (They got ready and finally touched Hurricane together causing the Weeping Angels to get lost in the connected map of timelines, restricting their feeding)

Past

• Hurricane: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE CAN'T CANCEL CELEBRATIONS?!?
• General: Because these celebrations are important. They bring happiness and joy.
• Hurricane: SO, THAT'S MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE SAFETY OF OUR PEOPLE?!
• General: Hurricane, with all due respect, I cannot give you your request. The Princesses do not want us to live in a world of cruelty, and this is the only way to keep their spirits high.
• Hurricane: General!
• General: Sir, you have been at this for years with no compromise. Our home has never had any true threat since Discord. Never has, and never will. This alone proves that your words no longer hold meaning. You're beginning to lose your edge- (Suddenly screams and black magic fire appeared on the ground as Pitch Black was seen)
• Hurricane:...... We will talk about your resignation after this.
• (Hurricane): NONONO, GET ME OUT OF THIS NIGHTMARE!!!!
• Platinum: HURRICANE, YOU CAN'T JUST WORK THE MILITARY TO DEATH!!!
• Hurricane: I can. Sacrifices have to be made to defend our home. (PTSD-riddled ponies were seen as he abused them) DON'T SHOW WEAKNESS, YOU MULES!!!! DON'T EVER SAY YOU CAN'T LEARN TO DO THAT!!! DO NOT JUST RUN AWAY JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE 'TRIGGERED', THAT'S WEAKNESS!! ARE YOU WEAK?!? IF YOU'RE WEAK, YOU'RE DEAD!!!
• Platinum: Hurricane, dear, you're pushing the military too far.
• Hurricane: Hey, they just don't understand how serious this war against fear and hate is.
• Platinum: But by doing so, you're injecting fear and hate in them.
• Hurricane: That's because they're too weak to be in the military. You don't join the military if you're weak.
• Platinum: You can't just slam their weaknesses, that only makes them worse.
• Hurricane: I disagree. My soldiers are the best. Watch. CADET, ATTACK WITH ALL YOUR STRENGTH BEFORE IT HAS TIME TO DOOOOOOOOOODGE!!!! (The Cadet was mentally haunted by the word and hid in fear)... WEAKLING!!!!
• Platinum: I rest my case.
• Hurricane: PLATINUM, DO NOT START!!! I have to do this.
• Platinum: Okay, Hurricane, this has gone far enough. You stop this right now, or I will stop it for you.
• Hurricane: YOU STAY OFF MY GROUNDS, WHORE!!!
• Platinum: (Exclaimed comically) HURRICANE!!! WHAT KIND OF WAY IS THAT TO TALK TO YOUR FRIEND?!
• Hurricane: ARE you my friend? It seems to me that you, THE ELEMENT OF GENEROSITY, are taking from me what I worked so hard for this entire war. Our race doomed themselves by not being prepared for an inevitable threat. In order to prepare a new generation to not make the same mistake, I have to toughen the core of our race. By subjecting them to danger, I inspire them to being more proactive, prepared, and brave.
• Platinum: No, you got it backwards. By subjecting them to danger, you are making them more avoidant, ignorant and scared. You're not making them braver. You're only making the problem worse. These ponies can't handle the rigors of your training.
• Hurricane: Well if not, then they're weak.
• Platinum: Hurricane, you're turning them into something they're not. Ponies are simply not built for this.
• Hurricane: "WE'RE BYPRODUCTS OF THE ALICORN GODS, WHO DID ALOT OF GREAT BATTLES?!"
• Platinum: "The Alicorns themselves are different?! We ponies were meant to be advocaties of peace! We were not created to fight?!"
• Hurricane: Oh, you'd like to prove that, wouldn't you? If this were true, our Gods would have to have been the most incompetent, weak, and self-destructive idiots ever. And that is NOT believable.
• Platinum: "It is rather impudent of you to say that."
• Hurricane: They made us to be better than letting races and threats push us around. Not that'd you would understand considering you're worthless in the defense department.
• Platinum: UGH! Why I never! I am only trying to help you!
• Hurricane: You want to help? Then MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS WHILE I MIND MY OWN!!!
• Platinum:... This war has changed you, Hurricane. You used to be better than this. Maybe this is what Pitch wants. To break up the best of friendship in our home... And you're letting him win. (Hurricane paused)......
• (Hurricane):...... It can't be helped. Ponies are always going to be vulnerable. They're never going to avoid danger.
• (Pansy): And maybe, there's nothing, entirely wrong with that.
• (Hurricane): Guys? What're you doing here?
• (Clover): We're saving you. We're jamming the Weeping Angels' hold on your energy by intertwining your timeline with ours. They can't get enough food and will have to separate soon.
• (Pansy): Look, Hurricane, we're sorry for what happened.
• (Hurricane): No... I'm the one who has to be sorry. You were all right. I was pushing ponykind too far trying to make them more active and defensive. You have any idea how loathsome they acted? They preferred to ignore the harshness of reality instead of learning from it by spending eternity in a land where everything is good and safe. Thus, we have ponies who have no sense of self-motivation and instead rely on their rulers, and since they were powerless against Pitch, somepony had to make them see that they can't just ignore reality and become a race of literal kissasses to the Princesses. Things had to change, and if I wasn't going to do it, nopony would. I wanted this so badly, it turned me into a shell of my true self.... I'm glad you guys stuck to me after how badly I treated you.
• (Cookie): We all have bad times. We all did back then.
• (Pansy): Guys, look! (They were being placed in suspended animation)
• Clover:... This we swear, Bishop Dipper... We won't be frozen forever. We are the Founders of Equestria. We stick together until the end. One day, we WILL return. We're not just friends...... We're family. (Hurricane continued feeling regretful as she said that and they were frozen)
• (Hurricane):...... (They all hugged)

Present

• Clover: (The Weeping Angels lost their control of Hurricane and the ponies stuck together and before the Weeping Angels could act, Clover activated the metabolism sabotage spell causing them to go in accelerated starvation, thus further becoming more statue-like, allowing Rockhoof to smash them)......
• Rockhoof: "..... And good riddence too, ya beasties."
• Somnambula:... We did it. (They cheer in victory)
• Hurricane: ".... Clover, I think I'm diffently gonna need that Oasis Flower after all. I-.... Hey wait a minute..... Where's Starswirl?"
• Other Founders and Pillers: "Who?"
• Hurricane: "...... Yer kidding......"
• Clover: "..... I worry that something happened that caused them to mentally lagged on who Starswirl is."
• Hurricane: "..... Then I do not feel confident on this defeluptment being a good thing. Come on, we need to get to the Lougers and the Main 7, they're our best shot now."
• Mistmane: "I'll have to stay behind and finish up my Plunderweed cure tonic."
• Rockhoof: "Well some of us have to stay and protect Mistmane from any more surprises."
• Hurricane: "The Founders will take it from here then."

Starswirl's Location

• Xird:... Well, my calculations were right. The one you call Clover had gotten enough leadership skill to stop the Weeping Angels for good as a result of their lost memories of you.
• Gaster: Well that's a lucky break.
• Starswirl: Indeed. Now I can help with confidence.
• Xird: "Now, we can proceed to finding the right objects to build the dimentional locater, with only the rarest objects from across the multiverse."
• Starswirl: "I see. So what're we looking for?"
• Xird: "The Golden Heart of the Disembodied Heart Dimention, The Shedded Skin of a Snake God of the Snake Dimention, Black Matter Ore of The Endless Gold Rush Dimention, The Stomich Contents of a Wasteland Guardian, Never-Dying Batteries of the Engery Dimention, Fozzelised Jaws of a Dimentional Shark, The Horns of a Pan-Dimentional Eel-A-Corn, The Bioluminessence of the Eldist Dimentional Firefly, and finally, the Multiverse Book, an infinate book of endless pages about dimentions, ever changing, ever showing new conent, never finished. A book, that is impossable to cease reading, because you would end up reading it, forever."
• Gaster: "..... Hey, Starswirl, did you get anyway of that?"
• Starswirl: "The Golden Heart's for stability, the skin for tubing, the ore for building the inter-dimentional wormhole, the stomich contents and batteries are fuel and powershorces, the jaws work as a frame to build the ore around, the horns are power stablesers, the bioluminessence is power regulator, and the book is to help accreately pinpoint a dimention of choosing. Is this correct, Xird?"
• Xird: "Indeed."
• Gaster: "Well why not just get the book WITHOUT the over-complicated stuff?"
• Xird: "Because the book alone is too attempting for the uninitiated to use on it's own. A Dimentional Locater, puts the book in balence, and enables you to control and learn what you want, and not endlessly looking at every single page. Cause it will never end!"
• Gaster: ".... Okay, I'll take yer word for it. Okay, let's go."
• Xird: "Just one more thing, Avatar..... This is something you and the wizard must partake alone. No Xird can follow."
• Gaster: "Ugh, seriously? You're the one who suggested the stuff!"
• Xird: "But these are tasks only the strongest of mortal, immortal, gods, or even Xexaxez Avatars, can take alone. I would end up being slain, and regenerate back into my master anew."
• Starswirl: "(Gaster disgruntly looks at Starswirl)..... I fear he's being serious."
• Gaster: "..... Ugh, fine! But you owe me?!"
• Starswirl: Okay, you don't exactly need a 'dimension locater' for this, you know. I have mastered many tracking spells and even ones that can track a dimension's essence in another dimension. You can use that particular spell to find Sunset.
• Xird:... Well this was very quick.
• Gaster: Well, I guess that filler journey just became redundant. Good we got close. The other Xirds might not have been as lucky.

Mewni

• Hekapoo: Well, my friend's in the dimension currently the residence of another plain jumper. I sent him to find the plain jumper because most of the view portals have focused on her. So, by now, given what you guys found, will lead us directly to the Manapede.
• Xird: Good work. And you're sure he'll find her?
• Hekapoo: Marco has been through many interdimensional dangers. He's actually 30 years old mentally since he was a 14-year-old that spent 8 minutes in my dimension with a different time dilation of 365.0030 and spent them dealing with me.... Or something, my magic and scissors don't exactly compare to alchemy and math.
• Xird: A dimension of 2 years a minute would kill a human in almost a day. The fact this 'Marco Diaz' managed to defeat you for your scissors in that time dilation doesn't seem very feasible for any normal human. It doesn't feel like he even is human.
• Hekapoo: Trust me, I lost count how many times I asked that. Maybe his adventures with Star might have sent him to dimensions with physical laws that changed his physical limits, some permanently. So you can believe me when I say that Marco Diaz is no ordinary human. He WILL find the one called 'Sunset Shimmer'.
• Xird: "Very assuring enough. In the meantime, the Manapede's foster dimention heroes are just about done with their distraction. I should know..... I already sent an observer to monitor their progress."

Eather

• Xird: (It was disguised as one of the assassins with the Heroes Act as they were faking a surrender)
• Jorcori: Just stick to the plan. If one fails, we are more than capable of improvising. (They brought them and Ma'Nac's body in)
• Bloodich:... ("Were you fully successful?")
• Jorcori: ("Well, your excellency, with our limited numbers, we could only get a few. Ma'Nac here even managed to hold through long enough to escape and kill a few rebels and died helping us. But we can get the others by bribing them.")
• Bloodich:............ ("Good enough. Outstanding work, Jor.")
• All HA:... (Thoughts: "Really? He buys that?")
• Jorcori: ("We will be sending the bribe as soon as possible, sir.")
• Bloodich: ("You do that.")
• Jorcori:... (The two nodded to each other in this fashion)

And well... we´re waiting...

• Eathae Imperial: ("OHH, WE GOT US SOME BOBBLEHEADS HERE, DUUUUUUUUR!!! Odd choice, man. I guess you're under a lot of pressure, so I shouldn't judge.")

Outside Palace

• Patrols were seen traveling about.
• A Sofisicated General was seen over-seeing every single patrol.....
• Eathae LT: "("My general, you are by far the most organised Eathae I ever met.")
• Sofisicated Eathae General: "("Thank you, my lovly LT. The Emperor Wants the Best, my dear? I have over-compinsated him, and brought forth the most organised millaterry the universes would reckitnised."
• Eathae LT: "("You're also the most perfect mate any female would ask for, General Mouthwash.")"
• General Mouthwash: "(Realises he's being flirted)...... ("Now now, LT, we must try to maintain professionalisum in this millaterry. The Emperor would not appresiate soldiers, fooling around like that.... (Quietly) That being said, you certainly are a female any male would be grateful to have.")"
• Cloakblade: (Invisible)... ("Drat. That just got that awkward feeling of one of those assassins. Ugh, I just got a samurai boyfriend too. How would I break this gentley to Jorcori?") (Knocks them out and replaced them with portable holobots)... (On silent communicator) I'm inside.
• (Vancer): Copy that. We're still on stand-by for that bribe.
• Cloakblade: "Keep me posted on that."

Imperial Throwneroom.

• Jorcori: "(Sented out a written bright digitally back to the resistence group)...... ("The deed has been done, Emperor.")."
• Emperor Bloodich: "..... ("Just, one more thing I must address, Jorcori.")"
• Jorcori: "("Sir?")"
• Emperor Bloodich punched Jorcori in the face hard, and slammed right into the HA group and the other assassins, the one that's actselly a Xird quietly hidden away.
• Emperor Bloodich: "("HOW, STUPID, DID YOU THINK I AM?! DID, DID YOU SERIOUSLY BELIEVE THAT I WOULD ACTSELLY BELIEVE THAT EVEN DISPITE YOUR CLAN'S DRWINDLING NUMBERS THAT YOU WOULD CAPTURE ANY OF THE ALIENS?! I mean, great as your skils are, YOUR COUSINS AREN'T EXACTLY HIGH QUILITY ASSASSINS?! I SUSPECT THAT EVEN IF YOU DID CAPTURE THEM, AT LEAST HALF OF THOSE IDIOT COUSINS SHOULD BE DEAD?! YOU HAD SOME NERVE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY GENERIOUSITY LIKE THAT?!")"
• Xandy: "(Quietly) Aw shit, guys, he didn't bought that after all."
• Clifton: "(Quietly) Aw double that s***, he did got wise to Jorcori's crap!"
• Jorcori: "("Then, why..... Why go through with it at all?")"
• Emperor Bloodich: "("Well, I may as well use your idiotic betrayal to my advantage so I can have the aliens here to harvest their lifeforce.... And that "Bribe" is just a bonus to force Cor to come out of hiding so that I can put that S'nick in his place once and for all?! Even in your feeble attempt at stabbing me in the back, you still only succeeded in serving your empire. It's almost a shame to waste an exsellent assassin like you. (Brings out his Spector) But I imagine you would be a greater use, as energy that fuels this mighty empire?!")"
• Jorcori: "("WAIT?! (Bloodich stopped)...... Don't you at least wish to know why I had done so?")"
• Emperor Bloodich: "("..... Well, I suppose it would do well to not leave this story incomplete..... Enlighten me, traitor.")".
• Jorcori: "("...... Well, I must admit that, one of the aliens earned my affections, and-")"
• Emperor Bloodich laughed out loud!
• Emperor Bloodich: "("SERIOUSLY?! You fell in love with an alien, neverminding the possability that they could already have a mate of their own?! (Jorcori was demoralised that he never realised that possability).... Tch. Good to know that you betrayed this empire, because you couldn't get your head out of your colaca! Too often has love been the downfall of many a great warrior and beast alike! How, pittifully misguided. Tis a lesson, that you may've learned, (Aims th Spector at him)..... Too late....."
• Xandy: "WAIT?! (The Emperor looked at them)....... Spare Jorcori...... Our lives for his.
• Clifton: "WHAT?!"
• Emperor Bloodich: "...... AHEM! How, unusually noble of you aliens to openly accept being harvested, when you would sooner look down at our way of life and not appresiate the potaintional life harvesting has."
• Xandy: "Jorcori turning on you is OUR faults! Punish us, and use that to scare Jorcori back into loyalty....."
• Emperor Bloodich: "...... I've never known aliens to pocess death wishes. Fair enough. You'll be exicuted come nightfall, where your lifeforces, shall be used to fuel my great weapon against the resistence. (Chuckles).... Thanks for giving me an even BETTER oppertunity then what was already presented..... In the meantime.... ("Guards?! Take Jorcori and his stupid cousins into the dunguin! Leave the Aliens with me! I wish to toy with my prey"). (The Guards obeyed and dragged Jorcori and the other assassins away)..... Now, I am faced with a new topic..... Come the night of exicution, (Points spector at the group)...... Which one should be harvested first?"
• Xandy: (Gulps)
• Assassin: (Thoughts: "HOW THE HELL COULD HE SEE THROUGH OUR PLAN?! HE ALWAYS TRUSTED US!!!")
• Bloodich: I can tell what you're thinking. I have my ways of reading a person. It's just like our native language. I'm better at reading you. Your body language told me you were up to something big involving me. And you want to know the biggest kick in the balls? I NEVER bought anything you assassins did. I just had to humor you and see how phenomenally incompetent you were at perceiving your opponents and their feelings. This is the biggest failure that any Eathae could do. Remain unobservant for THIS long. It's pitifully hilarious. I am by far the oldest Eathae on the planet and I know enough to see through ANY strategy. What, did you think I'm Emperor because of my heritage? I didn't get there just through royal blood alone. You can never EVER deceive me. I played you for a fool before you could. Pretty embarrassing, isn't it? You've lost. Nothing is stopping me from upholding the sacred tradition of our people- (The resistance was suddenly heard invading)... What the?
• Jorcori:... I told you guys that I always have a backup plan. You, your excellency, just let your guard down long enough for the heroes to disable your defenses and allow a full-scale attack from the resistance. All it took was telling you why I betrayed you. And the BIGGER kick in the balls is that I am NOT that dense. I knew that you'd see through my trick, so that could turn the mistake you accused me of onto you. I never even told Cloakblade about my feelings because of forward intuition. (Bloodich was shocked)... Pretty embarrassing, isn't it?
• Bloodich: ("YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!") (S'nicksk attack the throne room and cartoonishly surround him at gunpoint)
• S'nicksk: WAIT, WON'T WE SHOOT OURSELVES IF HE DUCKS?!
• S'nicksk #2: DON'T GIVE HIM IDEAS!!!!
• Bloodich: "..... I...... I don't believe it...... One, mere act, of humoring a phathic plea, was enough to ruin my legacy?! (Cor smacked the spector away from Bloodich)."
• Cor: "Your greatest weakness was your ego. You lack of humility on how usually unsurpriseable you are always held you back. You just didn't had the modesty to realise this."
• Bloodich: "..... This, means, nothing?! I still pocess a great and mighty weapon designed to harvest lifeforces?! It will-"
• Clifton: "Actselly, about that. I bet ya that in 5 seconds, that your fancy toy is gonna be- (A loud and destructive bang was heard as the palace felt the magnatude of a crumbling machine)...... Yeah, pretty much that."
• Bloodich: "..... (Fell down to a kneel, face utterly distroted and spirit crumbling.)...... (Quietly) ("Great Ansister....... Forgive me......")"
• Xandy: Not sure he will after doing all of this.

Later...

• The Emperor was placed in a lazer cage, as S'nicks were seen reverse the life-harvesting process and bringing life back into victims, including Ma'Nac and Q'Lasch, which the two begrudgently respected eachother, each reckitnising the truth of their previous predicerments, as Q'Lasch's daughter quickly grabbed him and hugged him!
• Lackson: "Good aliens, we the S'Nicks umamumously desided that Bloodich is to be exiled from this system for what he has done."
• Tyberious Jr.: "Well say no more. I'm sure Oranos would be more then happy to give one more f***tard a new place to stay. Just hope Bloody would mind the cold, even if the prisons are in the air nowadays."
• Cloakblade confronted a meditating Jorcori.....
• Cloakblade: "..... Look, Jorcori, I, heard about what the emperor said, and-"
• Jorcori: "(Depressed) You need not to explain..... I always had this misfortune of being attracted to females who already have mates..... At least this misunderstanding lead to a change proper."
• Cloakblade: "..... If it eases you..... I didn't say me and Ucasashi have a, stable relationship. It's only a considerably recent outing, and..... His high and mighty parents, aren't that considerably fond of Ninjas. I, even heard distressing rumors that Ucasashi's clan were planning an arranaged marriage with a powerful Imperial Clan connected to my homeworld's emperor. When successful, by law, Ucasashi will have to sever all ties with intermediate lovers in favor for the Imperial Clan Princess, or else face enturnal dishonor. And, I won't blame Ucasashi for only doing what he needs to do to maintain honor. So..... I wouldn't mind coming back to you when, this inedability happens, and trust me, his parents are VERY determined to keep me from "Contaiminating" their bloodline, so, I'm not one who's lucky with lovers as well. They're also critical of me being in the Heroes Act, mainly for that it's a career with "Occupational Hazords", and my position would be risky for any bared children, so, I, kinda have no chance to keep Ucasashi around either way...."
• Jorcori realises this.....
• Jorcori: "..... Thank you for this, Cloakblade. And, sorry for being interested too soon whilist you already have a mate, even if it's not a garrentied longevity."
• Cloakblade: "Dread not about it. At least you gave me a chance to have a mended heart when, it ineditably happens.... But, that's just something I wanted to get personally off my chest..... I also want to formally welcome you into the HA."
• Jorcori: "I'm being, indicted to your hero group?"
• Cloakblade: "Well, Lackson, who's also joining as the HA's translator, felt like the Eathae name needed to be redeemed of Bloodich's rampent actions. And what better way to do this then to have one of the best that helped us?"
• Jorcori: ".... Thank you, but.... I figured that Cor or even A'louch would be much more worthy of-"
• Cloakblade: "A'louch blieves that his desteny is to help fix the Eathae race here and find a better emperor, while Cor believes that he is needed to amend things between Eathaes and S'nicks. So, that leaves you."
• Jorcori: "..... I'm honored. But, I think I'll join after you dealt with something more intermediate. My intusiation believes that you were here for something."
• Cloakblade: "And you're correct. We were after the First Emperor's Tomb as in part of making us worthy to see a member of the Magilo Council who could offer us an ability to go after, a slightly greater problem then even Bloodich. (Gives a communicator). I'll call you when we're done so we can keep you up. In the meantime, try to stay out of trouble."
• Jorcori: "Our clan is on the path of great reconsideration of our current path. It is a safe garrentie that our days of "Getting into Trouble", are behind us. And good luck on what you need the sarcougagus for."
• Cloakblade: "It was an honor to fight along side you, Jorcori. And I look forword for a next time. (Leaves)."
• Later, the HA gained the Sarcougigus and was seen flying off into space, along with Bloodich being kept in a brig cockpit of the ship.
• The Disguised Xird saw this, and vanished into the shadows cosmicly.

Destroyed Cave.

• Buzzton, Buizz, and the Cult members arrived at the cave.....
• Temperon: "..... Damn. Those misfits did a number on this cave."
• Fate: "Likely because they didn't wanted more lost souls like us to become blind cults making Avatars for the Xexaxez."
• Deer: "Tis a shame a beautiful rock formation, that existed many millenda prior, had to be destroyed because of the depictions."
• Fate: Must you always romantacise about mine-ute details about naturem, Lumberwood? We get the point. But yes, it is a shame.
• Pure Hippogriff: "It's shocking that even only the few lougers that went after us, did this much damage."
• Lumberwood: "Perhaps that is why they became such a reckitnised power, Bleach Corals."
• Buizz: "Well, let's hurry and remove these rocks. The Avatar has probulity gotten to Starswirl by now."
• Buzzton: "Don't worry. Master always has a backup stragity in events of one method failing.

Starswirl's Location

• Starswirl tried to activate his tracking spell, but it kept failing with a comedic fart sound, as it was shown that Millipede was interfearing with his spell.....
• Starswirl: "WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?! USUALLY I CAN ACTIVATE THAT SPELL WITH RELITIVE EASE?! HERE I AM FAILING TO USE IT LIKE AN AMATURE?!"
• Xird: "Alas, I should've figured the Manapede will not allow easy victories."
• Gaster: "Awww, crap?! That means we HAVE to make the fucking Dimentional Locator after all?!"
• Xird: "Alas, we now have to, Avatar. It is the only thing too powerful for even a Manapede to interfear with. And remember, this is a quest that has to be taken by an Avatar and a non-Xird companion enlighten enough for the journey."
• Gaster: ".... Ugh, fine. YOU STILL OWE ME, THOUGH?!"
• Xird: "I'll be sure to have the Xirds prepare a brief celebration for you, Dear Avatar. Now make haste. And be weary of any, unexpected circumstances.... And I mean not just from the Manapede. But it's likely that the Multiverse, would always be a thing of chaotic beauty..... Oh, and be weary of physical laws as well, those things are a PAIN to cope with."
• Gaster: "(Sarcasticly) Thanks for the heartfelt speech."
• Starswirl: "Speaking of which, (Opens up a portal), Let's start with the Dimention of Disembodied Hearts first."
• Gaster: "..... Is it like Kingdom Hearts where the name is symbolic, or are we talking, actual, physical, beating hearts?"
• Starswirl: "The Latter."
• Gaster: "...... Ohhhhh, this is gonna be one of those trips."
• Gaster and Starswirl enter the portal.
• Xird: "..... (Quietly) You are only delaying the ineditable, Manapede."

Elsewhere

• Po: (The Plunderweeds fully surrounded them) WE'RE TOTALLY GONNA DIE!!! GOOD THING I'M WEARING CLEAN UNDERWEAR!!!
• Tigress: WILL YOU SHUT UP, WE'RE NOT GOING TO DIE!!! (The vines ended up overpowering them one-by-one)... Scratch that. We're gonna die. (Everyone screamed)
• ???: SUNSHINE FRIENDSHIP SPELL!!! (The Plunderweeds were blasted into regular vines)
• Mr. Whiskers/Patrick: Are we dead?
• ???: No, you're not dead. (Star and Marco and the HA appeared)
• Marco: You're okay.... Right?
• Icky: "Relitively speaking..... Thanks for arriving, Star, Marco, and- (Saw the HA)..... The Heroes Act?"
• Spongebob: "What're you guys doing here?"
• Zosimo: "Well, it's a long story."
• Star: "Oh oh oh! Let me tell how we first encountered you!"

Flashback, Human Equestria

• Human Applejack: Hold on, you two, you're not making no sense. What KIND of danger is Sunset in?
• Marco: We're trying to figure that out. Hekapoo said there's an interdimensional creature that's been opening view portals into 277 dimensions... That she knows of. Said it must be planning something humongous.
• Human Pinkie: (Scoffs) Hekapoo.
• Star: Could be something worse than my sleep-portaling. Either way, it's bad news. (Another portal opens up)
• Human Rainbow Dash: Oh, what now? (The Heroes Act came in as humans or earthly animals)
• Human Pinkie: OooOOOOOOOOooooooh.
• Xandy: Wait... (Sees her barefeet)... Why do I have human feet?... Are we... (Human Pinkie gave them a large mirror)... HUMANS?!?
• Zosimo: Well smack my now bare bottom and call me Percy! We must've ended up in a dimension with a quick-assimilation aura.
• Hudson: "AWWW CRUD, I'M WINGLESS?!"
• Hawkens: "..... I, am not, into the Hairless Ape look."
• Ruther: "..... I don't feel that different."
• Samantha: "Well, you're now without Rabodan qualities is the major factoid here, so, your human half just basicly took over."
• Nytrox: (Was now a dog that barked crazily)
• Xandy: And apparently not all of us are human. Calm down, Nyny. You're okay. You're just what I guess they call a 'dog' or something.
• Marco: Who the Hekapoo are you guys?
• Hawkens: "(Snickers), Hekapoo."
• Xandy:... Star? Marco?
• Star/Marco: XANDY?!
• Human Rarity: Okay, hold on! What's going on? Who are you guys?
• Marco: Kinda already asked that, toots.
• Magnum: "Ah, yes. May as well ask since we're here..... Have any of you seen a swarm of insectoids come through here?"
• Silence.....
• Clifton: ".... Ya know Mags, given that we're humans now, if "Millipede" DID come here, he would've turned into a human and no one would notice."
• Human Applejack: "OKAY, WHAT IN TARNATION'S GOING ON?!"
• Clifton: Okay, look, we're after a crazy interdimensional menace.
• Star: So are we. He's from your dimension?
• Marco: Depends. Has he or she been viewing an uncertain number of dimensions?
• Zorra: That's what the people of Pharagu said he does, yeah.
• Star: Whew, we got our beast. And I thought we were gonna have to wander aimlessly for clues. Thanks, Xand.
• Xandy: "(Shrugs) Happy to be a coincidence, Star."
• Vancer: Sure, you guys are spared the quest thing.
• Samantha: VANCER!!!
• Vancer: HEY, I CAN'T HELP IT!!! WE'VE BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH!!!
• Tyberious Jr.: "Okay, I need to ask Vancer, why are you suddenly an asshole about everything now?"
• Vancer: "IT'S NOT EVEN ABOUT THAT, IT'S JUST........ My girlfriend's bringing her parents over for Banquet Day and, it's the for real first time I'm meeting them.... I'm so stressed out about this that, I might end up doing this quest for a bloodly while by the time they arrive for the festivities...."
• Zosimo: "..... Well why didn't ya done say anything, Vance? We would've avoided that s*** on Eather."
• Vancer: "I typically like to keep my personal life and professional life seperate, thank you. You have any idea how d*****h villains can be if they know about your personal life?"
• Clifton: "I over-relate to this when three of my greatest enemies tried to kidnap my family and Samantha, believe you me, I relate TOO much to that!"
• Xandy: And as one who lost her parents to a villain, I can strongly relate.
• Sci Twi: "Uh, excuse me? (The HA look at her) Meep! Uh, you were, talking about, an Insectiod you aptly named "Lord Millipede"?"
• Clifton:... That's right.
• Human Rainbow Dash: What, does he command an army of dimension-hopping millipedes?
• Hawkens: "Ehhhhhh, more like, an army of fly creatures that kinda look like a fly spieces we got, but different."
• Human Rainbow Dash: "..... So, basicly, Lord of the Flies?"
• Zosimo: "Actselly, he has that "Lord" Title from once being a god-king of Pre-Garbage Dump Pharagu."
• Tyberious Jr.: "If I may be bold to ask, where to go now?"
• Clifton: "Well that largely depends on figuring out what Millipede wants."
• Xandy: Well we'd better get used to these new bodi- (Steps her barefeet on spikey leaves) OUCH!!! HEY, THERE'S KRUNXAS IN THE GRASS!! THEY HURT AND TICKLE!!! (A snake appeared) AN UNSENTIENT GARDEN SNAKE!!!! GAAAAAAHH!!! (Got on the sidewalk only for the hot surface to burn her feet) HOTHOTHOTHOTHOT!!!!
• Telthona: (As they watched the commotion)... Oh, right. Human feet are softer and more sensitive than animal feet. We need to have shoes now.
• Xandy: NOW YOU TELL ME!!!! I WAS WAY TOO COMFORTABLE WITH BEING BAREFOOT!!!! WE WERE ANIMALS!!!!!
• Hudson: Not for the moment. But you are cuter looking like that.
• Xandy: HUDDY, DON'T GET A BONER NOW, AND JUST HELP ME UP!!!!!
• Star snickered.
• Star: "I like these guys. They're silly."
• Marco: "This coming from a girl I know that does crazy things 24/7."
• Human Rianbow Dash: "AHEM?! Can we get back to the part that both of you guys are after a giant dimentional bug thing?!"
• Star: Oh, right. So, uh, again, you see a swarm of insectoids?
• Zosimo: Well given this dimension's assimilating effects, I don't think they can do-
• Human Applejack: "If by that, you mean seen anything suspitious, then, no. We didn't."
• Marco: "I guess that means he was smart enough to not show up in the most obvious place ever."
• Vancer: "Figures."
• Star: "Perhaps that's because.... He and his friends didn't NEEDED to..... I think that's because he wanted to follow something, or someone, to a less conpicuious dimention."
• Sci-Twi: "Well, Sunset went to Equestria in her home dimention, so-"
• Star: "I THINK I GOT IT?! He wants to go after this "Sunset"!"
• Human Rainbow Dash: "WHY THE HECK WOULD A GIANT MILLIPEDE BE INTERESTED IN SUNSET?!"
• Tyberious Jr.: "(Looking at an album)..... Does Sunset happen to be a singer?"
• Human Rarity: "...... (Confusedly) Yyyyeeeeeessssss?"
• Vancer: "..... (Faceplams)..... OH, MY, GODS?! OUR RUN-AWAY DIMENTIONAL JUMPER IS A FANBOY?!"
• Hawkens: "Ya mean to tell me that our god-wanna-be bug-friend, is aiming to be a groupe to a singer?! Is that why he tricked us to free him?! So he can try to play grab-ass with a singer?! Gods damn it, I thought it was for something more serious, like revenge?!"
• Marco: "Ehh, I heard of, crazier things."
• Zosimo: "Let's not underestimate this, folks. It may start with something rediculious, but whether he gets what he wants with Sunset or not, it could evolve into something more serious! He could then deside to try and open up shop in another dimention and try that god-king shit allover again, or if he's really sore about it, he can REALLY cause a s***storm to happen to any dimention. That in of itself is a risk of it's own right."
• Tyberious Jr.: "So, all the more reason to head to the Lougers' universes then?"
• Star: "Ooh-ooh-ohh-ohh! Can I help?"
• Xandy: "Welp, since you're here and all-"
• Star opened up a new portal with the dimensional scissors and grabbed everyone but the Human 6 with her, as she leaped into the portal with them as the portal closed!
• Human Applejack: "...... What, the general buck...... Just happened?"

Present

• Star: "And here we are."
• Aurlena: "Though if I'm being honest, guys, I kinda figure Equestria would take better care of itself then allowing THESE kind of things free reign. What up with the weed problem?"
• Twilight: "It just, popped out of nowhere the moment we tried to go after Millipede!"
• Magnum: "Then this is not a normal weed problem."
• Starlight: "We need to go back to the pillers and the founders, they might have something to deal with the Plunderweeds."
• Applejack: "May as well, because there's too many to deal with."
• Twilight: "Agreed. Let's hope that there aren't anymore surprises-"

Ponyville

• Twilight: "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!"
• The Frozen battle between the factily and the Tartarus Prisoners were seen.
• Zosimo: "..... What in the balls is happening here?!"
• Icky: "..... I got additional questions to that: 1: How the f*** did the Tartarus Jailbaits got out? Two: Why are they F*****G FROZEN IN PLACE?! and 3: HOW LONG HAVE THEY BEEN LIKE THIS!?"
• Shifu: "All questions that share a common answer: The Avatar."
• Pang Bing: ".... Then that means the Xirds turned poor Gaster into an Avatar now. This was why the Plunderweeds are loose, it is why these exiles are free, and perhaps why this battle is frozen like this."
• Fluttershy: "But what happened to them?"
• Merlin: "They are frozen in time by a force beyond ANY of our powers. Likely because they were disrupting the forbidden ones' hunt for Millipede."
• Libby: "So, I take it we have some compition for Millipede then?"
• Samantha: "This is exactly what Dimentus warned us about."
• Twilight: "...... We need to find Gaster and cure him!"
• Pang Bing: "It would not be wise to tamper with THEIR affairs, Sparkle. Likely, the factily did the same when fighting the Tartaric Prisoners, and this, (Points to a frozen Entropy), is what became of them. This being said, yes, an Avatar would make a peaceful containment of Millipede, difficult. So we need to do two things: Create and figure out an Avatar Cure, or convince the Xirds that they wasted their time with Gaster."
• Icky: "..... Those cult guys likely know how to reverse this, right?"
• Shifu: "Yes..... But they are in Canterlot, and don't forget that we destroyed their cave, likely blocking out all of their trade secrets, even on how to cure him. And even then, they would be very unlikely to willingly help, because Gaster became the very thing they INTENDED to create: To be a mindless, perfect force, to hunt down any that dare defy their punishment for being a multiverseal risk."
• Gazelle: "And, we're sure these Avatars are something even Uniters can't handle?"
• Shifu: "Indeed so. Sometimes Uniters stand in the way of Avatars going after dimentionals on the run from them.... It often ends, poorly, for the Uniters."
• Tigress: "So, what do we do?"
• Lord Shen: "Well first and foremost we still need to get to the Pillers and the Founders. They are our best shots at this."

Inside Castle

• Lord Shen: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU FORGOTTEN WHO STARSWIRL IS?!"
• Rockhoof: "I'm pretty sure I would've remembered someone with a name like THAT, lad."
• Clover: ".... I'm sorry, it appears that something has mentally changed them to forget about Starswirl. He disappeared when the Weeping Angels showed up...."
• Icky: "...... WHAT THE F*** DID WE MISS?!"
• Clover: A lot. But the important thing is that-
• Marco: I think we know who brought those statues involved. I think Millipede was trying to keep this, "Avatar" from getting Starswirl.
• Shifu: "Though obviously, the Avatar managed to get Starswirl anyway."
• Hurricane: "So that's what happened? If so, then, where's Starswirl now?"
• Pang Bing: "With the Avatar now, collecting the objects needed to make a Dimentional Locater to find Millipede."
• Hurricane: "As if Starswirl would ever willingly work with those freaky bird monsters."
• Shifu: He wouldn't have a choice. You cannot ever say no to a Xird or Avatar. They control reality and they can erase your existence if you opposed them. There's simply no stopping the Forbidden Ones.
• Hurricane: PHAH! That's rich coming from renowned heroes. Heroes NEVER say there's nothing that can be done.
• Shifu: I think you misheard me. You CANNOT stop a force that can kill you hundreds of ways. Baring exceptions like Choas, we're only mortal. We are simply no match for them.
• Hurricane: So you're saying that you should do what those monsters say no matter what it does?
• Shifu: It's sad, and unideal, but yes. And from doing that, we could earn their trust, and ease them to reconsider Gaster's place as an Avatar, if he is not already on a path of getting out of it on his own.... And knowing his known impudence torwords athority, he likely already is as this point.
• Hurricane:... Well that is some scare story.
• Shifu: But it's true.
• Hurricane: No it's not. Why should I believe that there's a completely unstoppable force that does whatever they want to dimensions without giving them a chance? It makes us sound hopeless and doomed.
• Icky: It's called Lovecraftian horror. Horror and fear based on the completely impossible, unstoppable, and the unknown. Also, often or not, based on what we can tell from our millipede pal, I bet that the dimentions these forbidden ones eat, are not exactly innosent. They likely would've been fucking the Muliverse a new one if it wasn't for this vicious cycle, unsurprisingly unpopular with us as is.
• Shifu: Creatures like them are best left unknown for that reason. Amorality is a very loathsome thought for a mortal to think about. It's simply impossible to defeat them.
• Hurricane: Idiot. Nothing is impossible. I thought you would know that.
• Xandy: WHY ARE YOU IN SUCH DENIAL, YOU F*****G RETARD?!
• Magnum: XANDY!
• Soothsayer: Because he does not want to believe that there's nothing that can be done about these creatures. Nobody does. His mindset of pushing Equestria too hard to get them to protect themselves more have made him too proud for his race.
• Hurricane: "Everyone, Equestria, was able to defeat forces, that could've turned Equestria into a wasteland, AGES AGO?! We even have TWO dimentional horrors, LOCKED IN TARTARUS?! Or, at least, were."
• Pang Bing: "A pedophilic trench-coated zebra and a deformed man were two things. (Brings out a dark looking tome like what Millipede's) But these creatures, are what Zeorbo and Funtimes would fear. (Opens it as the camera is facing from behind her as Hurricane started to scream in a panic as whale-sounds were heard, which freaked out everyone else who weren't even looking nor were those that kept calm) (Pang Bing closed the tome)...."
• Hurricane: "...... THE FUCKING HELL, WAS THAT?!"
• Pang Bing: "The very beasts that the Xirds are serving...."
• Hurricane: "...... Okay, I can NOW understand where you guys are coming from in terms of how intense these guys are..... But that doesn't make them unstoppable..... Just, extremely hard to beat, because of HOW FREAKY LOOKING THEY LOOKED?! I mean, THAT THING LOOKED LIKE A LIVING UNIVERSE?!"
• Shifu: "True..... But it is VERY rare to ever defeat a forbidden one. Rare to the point that only heroes stronger then even the High Council, can ever be able to stand up to them."
• Po: "And frankly, yeah, the Lougers are strong, but, we're talking strong enough to shape entire universes strong to ever take on one of THEM! And only a very few select number of people, can EVER be able to do that!"
• Hurricane: "Well why does there have to be giant galaxy people eating up entire plains of existence?!"
• Merlin: "Imagine if you will, A Multiverse without the forbidden ones...... There are some dimentions that can become stronger then others because of how much they are able to take from the Magic Realms, or just as much if these dimentions were glitches or mistakes. If overtly powerful dimentions or qouantom glitches were to be allowed among us.... IT WOULD BE AN UTTER MESS?! Stronger dimentions would go around and enslaving weaker ones, conguring them, establishing destructive inter-dimentional empires that would rampaged across all realities and do great amounts of harm to residence, basicly causing dimentional dark ages! And with Glitched Universes? Well, there's so many dangers from them I can't even be able to spell it out properly! Anything could happen! Parasitic energy eaters, multiverseal monsters, a quantom multiverseal cataclisum, alternate timelines mergeing, dimentions being merged togather even if they're conflicting in physical laws, dimentions being sucked into them, well, ANYTHING could happen if a forbidden one doesn't eat that mistake! Dark as it is, the Forbidden Ones are sadly a nessesity for the Multiverse being stable as it is. Otherwise, our dimention could've been congured by a rampent inter-dimentional Empire by now, or something worse!"
• Hurricane: "...... Well...... I feel, fucking depressed right now."
• Icky: "That's why shit like that is better off unknown, bro. We'll be sure to give everyone here a braincleansing after we're done with Jerkapede."
• Hurricane: "..... (Sighs)..... Look, I at least still want to get Gaster out of being those, things, plaything!"
• Tigress: "And we will do it. But smartly. It has to be done in a way to give the Xirds an impression that Gaster isn't a worthy Avatar, but also without risking his ilife in the process. And a good way to do this, is with a cure."
• Icky: "Well too bad that only those cult dorks would know about it, and that their notes on it are stucked in a destroyed cave. And with those weeds out there, we're not able to get at those universe eater zealots."
• Mistmane: "Well luckly, I am just finished with my weed cleansing tonic. It should be perfectly able to do away with those Plunderweeds."
• Applejack: "Then let's put that stuff to work and start weed-killing!"
• Pinkie: WEED WHACKING TIIIIIIIME!!!! (Got comically armed with garden equipment)

Millipede's Mansion

• Lord Millipede was getting nervious of seeing Gaster and Starswirl traveling to get the objects needed for the Dimentional Locater.
• Lord Millipede brings up a viewing portal to Buzzton and Buizz.
• Lord Millipede: "Buzzton, Buizz, please tell me you guys are on your way to get that cure?! The avatar already has Starswirl and the lousy Dr. Who creatures were defeated?! The Avatar already has Starswirl looking for objects to make a Dimentional Locator!"
• Buzzton: "Worry not sir, it's already well under way. We are setting up a reverseal ritual to chronologically undo the damage done to the cave."
• Lord Millipede: "WELL MAKE HASTE MAN, BOTH MY LOVELIFE, AND JUST GENERAL LIFE, ARE ON THE LINE?!"
• Buzzton: On it. (Millipede closed off the viewing portal).
• Another Fly Creature Flew up to Millipede.
• Lord Millipede: "Well, how's my Sunset doing?"
• Fly Creature: She's been... Readjusted.
• Lord Millipede: Define readjusted.
• Fly Creature: Apparently your hypnosis has turned her into a drone too obsessive over you. So we had to restore half of her original mind, otherwise she'd get as annoying as a broken record player. She's regular old Sunset, but she still loves you.
• Lord Millipede: "...... SERIOUSLY?! Now she's gonna have conflicting idealogies?! NOW SHE WON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK?! A CONFLICTING MIND IS WORSE THEN A SLIGHT ANNOYENCE, YOU HALFWITS?!"
• Fly Creature: "Oh dear, our apologies, Lord Millipede. Don't worry, she's being kept in the bed chambers."
• Lord Millipede: "GOOD! Because I magicly placed this mansion into a crossroads dimention! A realm where portals to other realms can be access willy-nilly! Every non-utilised door in this mansion is now gateways to other dimentions! Without supervision with her NOW MESSED UP MIND, she could be at risk of accsidently entering a dangerious dimention?!"
• Fly Creature: "We figured you would've been bothered by her affections, sir?!"
• Lord Millipede: "IF I WAS ANYTHING LIKE THE KIND OF SCHMOES THOSE LOUGERS ROTINELY BEATEN, I WOULD'VE ALREADY TURN YOU INTO ONE DEAD BUG?! (The Fly Creature winced)..... But, I'm not..... That being said, you're being punished like this! (Conjures up a rediculious outfit onto the Fly Creature)...... You're in a silly costume now, and have to wear it until I say different."
• Fly Creature: "(Sighs dejected), Alchourse, sir. (Buzzes off in shame)...."
• Lord Millipede: "..... With this in mind, I better check my Sunny. Make sure she doesn't get into wacky hijinxs, hilarious as it would be."

Sunset's Room

• Sunset was seen being with child-like curiosity at the various weird stuff from across the dimentions.
• Sunset: "Ohhhh, pretty. Honey buns has some nice stuff here."
• Lord Millipede: (Looks in with another Fly Creature)...... Why in the wide multiverse is she child-curious?!
• Fly Creature: "A side-effect, perhaps?"
• Lord Millipede: "Ughhhhhhhhhhh, I hate the Xexaxez even more for putting me into this awkword situation?! (Sighs)..... Well, at least it's cute, I guess. Sunny?"
• Sunset: Oh, hey, Mill. You have a really nice place.
• Lord Millipede: "Uh, thanks, I- (Sunset was seen touching a vase) CAREFUL, that's a super fragle Vaseuloid Vase! (Sunset was now looking at an electric ball) Watch where you are standing near where the Electuari ball!?"
• Sunset: "(Picks up an Adevntures of Sonic the Hedgehog Eggman Head)."
• Lord Millipede: "CAREFUL?! THAT'S A MEMEVERSE EGGHEAD MEME?! (Grabs it away from her) In the Memeverse, these things are considered very valuable.... For, some odd reason. It's the Memeverse, what can one expect? (Places the head down as a "Pingas" was heard)."
• Sunset: "(Picks up what looks like a giant dog whistle) Ohhh, a whistle!"
• Lord Millipede: "NO DON'T BLOW IT, THAT'S THE SUMMON WHISTLE OF THE DOG GOD, DON'T- (Sunset blows on it)..... (Wimpfully) Blow on it....."
• A large portal was heard opening up, then followed very larged stomps, then very big barks as outside, a giant mix-breed dog was seen charging forth as it slammed it's mutt head into the wall of Sunset's room!
• Lord Millipede: "MY MANSION?!"
• Sunset: "PUPPY?! (Hugs the giant Dog God)....."
• Lord Millipede: "Oh, terriffic?! Now I have the outer god of all dogs in my mansion?! What am I to do?! (Realises something)..... Hold the phone.... I have a giant canine that can turn into every breed of dog depending on what it needs to do...... I could, work with this...... Oh dog god. (The Dog God inquizitively looks at Lord Millipede).... Who's a good, genderarly ambiguious godly creature? (The Dog God barked happly!) I need you to fetch me something, Dog God.... Can you fetch me, (Brings up a depiction of a Dimentional Locator) This? (The Dog God nodded happly) Good! Just, follow, (Shows Gaster and Starswirl) These two going on a quest to make it. And when they're done, you take it, and take it back with you into the God Animal Kingdom Realm. Understand? I'll pay you a big steak (Summons a giant ass steak) in advance if you understand! (The Dog God barked excitedly happy and chomped onto the giant steak and eat it) Now go Dog God, go! (The Dog God charged off)...."
• Sunset: "Awww, did you have to make the puppy go too soon?"
• Lord Millpiede begrudently sighed, and opened a portal to a dimention of puppies.
• Lord Millipede: "Go crazy."
• Sunset swqueed and ran right into the Dimention.....
• Lord Millipede: "(Sighs)..... I have GOT to fix that hypnotism spell."
• Famegafairy: You could always make the hypnosis we fixed from a half to a quarter.
• Lord Millipede: "NOW YOU TELL ME?!"
• Famegafairy: We kept trying, si- (Gets made into wearing a more rediculious costume)..... I already got the memo, sir. (Levaes).
• Lord Millipede: "..... Ugh..... Worse, pre-marriage day, EVER?!"

Chapter 4: The Journey Across the Multiverse

Equestria.

• The Tree of Harmony was seen covered by an even more intense Plunderweed Blockade.
• Some Xirds were seen before it....
• Xird: "..... Ya know, even if this is as intense as it gets, how's about we make this more interesting to slow down any would-be challnages to the Avatar's mission?"
• Xird 2: "Good idea. Espeically with those heroes out and about."
• The Smarter Xird arrived.
• Smarter Xird: "And I already have such a thing. (Brings in a frozen in time shocked Sir Plunderor)..... This plant guardian is an embodiement of these plants. We can malmitulate him to our will, and prevent a quick downfall of the Avatar's needed distraction."
• Xird 3: "I heard of that one. Didn't he wanted to exicute the Sudo-Alicorn "Twilight Sparkle" for killing an infestation like this before?"
• Smarter Xird: "That's why I brought him here. (Unfreezes a feminately screaming Sir Plunderor)"
• Sir Plunderor: "WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH ME?! DON'T HURT ME?! AND WHY AM I HERE ALL THE SUDDEN?!"
• Xird: We require your assistance.
• Sir Plunderer: Why should I help- (Sees the Plunderweed Blockade)...... Oh. That's why.... (Gulps as he looked back at the Xirds)... Umm...... Who are you-
• Xird: That's not your business.
• Sir Plunderor: "Okay sorry nevermind!"
• Smarter Xird: "All you need to know, is that these plunderweeds are impourent of keeping trouble away from the Avatar whilst seeking out a wanted dimentional. You, being an embodiment of these plants, are required to keep the heroes from getting rid of them. (Starts enfluencing Sir Plunderor into his control) Make sure these heroes stay out of the Avatar's way."
• Sir Plunderor: "(Under the Xird's enfluence)...... But alchourse. I am only the Plunderweed Guardian after all. It's what I exist for as a plant guardian! I will connect with the Plunderweeds and incrise their capabilities, tenfold! I will turn these ruins into a Plunderweed paradise?!"
• Smarter Xird: "Do whatever you deem nessersary.... Just ensure that it keeps the heroes out of the way. (The Xirds vanish)....."
• Sir Plunderor: "...... My fellow Plunderweeds, (The Plunderweeds began to approuch him) LEND ME YOUR ROOTS?! (The Plunderweeds began to form and connect with him as the pocessed Plunderor began to laugh crazily!)"
• As this occured, Plunderweeds began to take over the Two Sister's Castle Ruins and the surrounding area, as even more of the Spray-Traps and other speicalised Plunderweed-based plants began to form, this subsiquiently made the Plunderweed infestation more intense across Equestria.

Heroes Location

• Star: (Tremors occurred)... What is that? (Plunderweeds sprouted everywhere)
• Xandy: Well, not to point out the obvious, but I think these plants ain't happy.
• Star: NUCLEAR SUNSHINE FRIENDSHIP SPELL!!! (The spell was maximized and the plunderweeds were turned friendly until being turned back by more plunderweeds) OH, GIVE ME A BREAK!!!! (Puts her hands on the ground) SUNSHINE FRIENDSHIP- (The Plunderweeds entrap her) AW DARN IT!!!
• Marco: (He fought his way to save Star until they entrap him too)... WHY DOES MY KARATE NEVER WORK?!
• Sandy: BECAUSE IT'S TOO POWERFUL FOR THAT- (She was entrapped too)
• Gazelle: "(Fights back with the Uniter Blade to the best of her ability, only to get entangled eventually when they got too much).... Mistmane, now would be a GOOD time to use that tonic!"
• Mistmane: "(The Tonic was taken from her).... Slight, issue with that, I'm afraid."
• Icky: "ARE YOU S******G ME?!"
• Lord Shen fought back against the Plunderweeds almost effertlessly!
• Lord Shen: "HOW DID THESE PLANTS GOT STRONGER THEN THEY WERE?! IT'S LIKE AN OUTSIDE FORCE GOT TO THEM?!"
• Mistmane: "Which is strange, because plants only become this powerful is when a plant guardian gets involved."
• Fluttershy: "You mean like the ones from Nympia? But what Plant Guardian could do this?"
• Twilight:..... Plunderor.
• Icky: "You mean that wasted villain potaintional from The Camping Episode 2.0.?"
• Twilight: "Yeah, the same guy who has it out for me for "Commiting Plunderweed Mass Murder"."
• Po: "WELL WHAT IS HE DOING MAKING THE PROBLEM WORSE?!"
• Pang Bing: "(Magicly blocking out Plunderweed advance) The Xirds likely wanted to keep us from seeking out their avatar by keeping us from resolving this weed infestation too soon. So likely they enfluenced Plunderor into getting involved."
• Marco: "Yeesh, do they want an Avatar THAT badly?!'
• Shifu: "They often don't typically hold on any of these Avatars for too long, so YES! They do!"
• Rarity: "They usually have bad luck maintaining Avatars? Well you'd think outer gods would hold a better grip, don't you agree?"
• Merlin: "Well, sometimes would-be Avatars don't always have what it takes to be Avatars in the longest terms. Whether for rebellious behaviors, failure to lose mortal whims, or even simply being defeated and cured, even once."
• Star: "Weird. You would think people would like having super-cool cosmic powers."
• Pang Bing: "Power always has a price. And sometimes, some prices can be too much for mortal minds to handle unless they have nothing to cling to or hold them back."
• Twilight: "WELL WHY WOULD THEY PICK GASTER TO BEGIN WITH?!"
• Shifu: "(Fighting off a Plunderweed Flytrap) Because the forbidden ones are often attracted to mortals of the greatest tragities, and Gaster, suffered a VERY poor early life he struggles still to cope with?!"
• Pinkie: "But Gaster eventually got his brothers back!"
• Tigress: "(Punches down a Plunderweed Pitcher Plant) Having a tragity resolved in one way doesn't always heal it's scars! It isn't just the physical loss! It's the fact he failed to prevent it at all that haunts him!"
• Crane: "(Dodges several Plunderweed Flytrap) Probulity doesn't help that he's not completely harmonious with his brothers! Caster and Buster still kinda think lowly of him for being a Color longer then them and that he never tried to look for them, thinking they were dead aside! That in of itself is tragic, and contributed to make Gaster more favorable then ever!"
• Twilight realised this......
• Spike: ".... That, explains, so much right now."
• Applejack: ".... Aw, shucks. No wonder Gaster is still miserable."
• Twilight: "..... I NEED TO GET TO THE SCHOOL?!"
• Mantis: "I THINK THE SCHOOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AN EXTREME CASE OF CRAB GRASS?!"
• Twilight: "I mean, I need to get to Caster and Buster?!"
• Rainbow Dash: "(Bucking Plunderweeds) Pretty sure Barktrot evacuated the students to safety at this point! And I don't think these stinkweeds are letting us go anytime soon?! And if Plunderor IS involved, he's diffently not gonna let YOU off easily!"
• Twilight:... THEN WHAT'RE WE GOING TO DO?!
• Spyro: (Sighs and uses Fire Fury, burning away the Plunderweeds as they escape)
• Sir Plunderer: OWWCH!!!! GODDAMN IT, I HATE FIRE!!! (He continues pestering the heroes)
• Pain: WOULD YOU STUPID WEEDS LEAVE US ALONE?!?
• Chaos: Guys, remember these are chaotic creations. I can handle this. (He casts a chaos spell the drove them underground)......
• Everyone: Whew!
• Chaos: That's not going to hold them for long. We need to go to a place where they can't reach.
• Archimedes: Uh, hello? They're plants of chaos. NOTHING is out of their reach. So no matter where we go, we're screwed. They got Mist's anti-plant juice! We can't win this.
• Hurricane: STOP SAYING THINGS THAT A HERO WOULD NEVER SAY AND THINK, YOU F*****G IDIOTS!!!! WE CAN GO TO OTHER WORLDS!!!! THEY CAN GROW BUT THEY CAN'T TRAVEL FOR LIGHTYEARS!!!!
• Iago: BY THE DEVINES, WOULD YOU KNOCK IT OFF?!
• Hurricane: YOU KNOCK IT OFF, I'M SICK OF PEOPLE BEING THIS STUPIDLY FALLIBLE AND PROVING DESTINED TO BE INEVITABLY DESTROYED!!!! HEROES ARE SUPPOSED TO FIND A WAY, NOT BE THIS INCOMPETENT!!! YOU'RE HEROES, ACT LIKE IT!!!
• Xandy:...... Who IS this loudmouth?
• Mr. Krabs: A big fat crybaby is what he is.
• Hurricane: Do not make me come over there, I will steam you and feed you to a F*****G CAVE DRAGON!!!! (Mr. Krabs winced)
• Soothsayer: He is under a lot of pressure. He's afraid that Equestria will fall because of the incompetence of the defenses.
• Hurricane: AND WHY NOT?! THE FACT THAT THEY NEVER GOT BETTER EVEN AFTER THE STORM KING HIT, SHOWS THEY DO NOT RESPECT WHAT I DID FOR THEM!!! THEY'D RATHER IGNORE DANGER BY BEING A BLIND PARTYING UTOPIA OF COLORS AND RAINBOWS BECAUSE THEY'RE TOO COWARDLY AND WEAK!!!! THAT IS NOT WHAT THE ALICORNS STAND FOR AND I INTEND TO FIX IT!!! AND THE WORST PART IS THAT PONIES LIKE THAT CRAZY WARFACE GUY WANT TO ABUSE MY NAME AND GOAL TO MAKE THE SAME GOAL OR ANY EVIL PERSONAL GOAL HAPPEN!!! IT IS SICKENING TO THINK THAT AFTER A MILLENNIUM, NOTHING HAS CHANGED!!! WELL I SAY, YOU CLOWNS IN HALLOWEEN COSTUMES BETTER GET WISE AND GET US OFF PLANET BEFORE THOSE BLACK WEEDS COME BACK!!!
• Cookie: WELL IT WON'T HELP BEING AN ASS ABOUT IT!!!
• Lord Shen: But it's not like your suggestion will help anyway. The van has likely been pulverized by the Plunderweeds.
• Hurricane: "CAN'T YOU JUST USE MAGIC TO TELEPORT US OUT?!"
• Merlin: "AND RISK COMING TO A WORLD AS A FUSED ABOMINATION?!"
• Hurricane: "SO, WHAT?! YOU RATHER TAKE YOUR CHANCES WITH PSYCO PLANTS?!"
• Gazelle: "Well, for lack of a better answer, yes, but not just because of what Merlin warned, but teleporting away from the world would've looked cowerdly?! Which is ironic that you want that for someone WHO WANTS PONIES TO BE TOUGH?!"
• Hurricane: "HEY, THERE'S A FINELINE BETWEEN TACTICAL RETREAT AND RUNNING AWAY?! WITH A TACTICAL RETREAT, YOU WOULD HAVE A CHANCE TO GET YER BAREINGS AND PLAN BETTER?! RUNNING AWAY IS, RUNNING AWAY AND NEVER COMING BACK?!"
• Platintum: "DO KEEP IN MIND THAT MISTMANE'S TONIC IS BEST MADE IN EQUESTRIA BECAUSE THE INGREDIENTS NEEDED ARE EQUESTRIAN IN NATURE?! SO IT'S NOT LIKE ANY OTHER WORLD WOULD ACCREATELY COMBINSATE?!"
• Clover: "Hurricane, you need to stop acting like as if just because we're deciples of the Alicorn Gods that it automaticly means we're equilly unstoppable?! We're NOT?! The Alicorn Gods meant for ponies to be peace keepers, not warriors?!"
• Hurricane: "THEN WHAT'S EVEN THE POINT OF HAVING A MILLATERRY THEN?!"
• Clover: "Cause even peace-keepers then SOME defence, but that doesn't mean that fighting should be ALL THAT MATTERS?! YOU'RE ASKING FOR AN EQUESTRIA WHERE PONIES ARE TO BE FEARED FOR BEING UNREASONABLE AND BEING NOTHING BUT BRUTE FORCE?! YOU'RE ASKING FOR EQUESTRIA TO BE, ANOTHER PANA?!"
• Hurricane finally had his iron will broken from that, as his ears drooped and wings flopped.....
• Clover: "..... Obcession, of being stronger then all others, will only lead to less-desireables to misuse this power to their own advantage. The Panans, in their persuit to become the strongest of all of our world's races, inadvertingly allowed an evioment where the Storm Clan was born. And it happened, because Panans focused too much on becoming stronger then everyone and/or would-be threats, because they were afraid of being helpless and couldn't enjoy life as it is, like you are doing just now?! Well guess what? Virtually every Panan can be considered stronger then most other races in Equestria, and yet, the Storm Clan STILL managed to take over their entire nation, because they understood the power even better then the ones who established it! They were helpless anyway, because there was a force STILL stronger then them, and it was of their own creation?! Is that what you want Equestria to do?! To create an evioment where we created an Equestrian Equilent to the Storm Clan?!"
• Hurricane: "N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-No, alchourse not, I-"
• Clover: "THEN STOP BEING A STUBBERN, ANGRY MULE ABOUT HOW EQUESTRIA WORKS, AND GET WITH THE PROGRAM?!"
• Hurricane: "....... (Broken) Then I'm leaving Equestria.... Forever. (The group gasped at that)...... If all I tried to do, just makes it worse..... Then I won't do that anymore. (Flies off and leaves in sadness, for him to be dragged back down by Shen!)."
• Lord Shen: Now hold on a second, man, where's this coming from?! None of that means you have to leave. I believe Clover was trying to tell you to not let yourself be ruled by fear of life's challnages and enjoy it's bounties, and only worrying about these obsicles when it's time! It was about asking you to take things easy.
• Hurricane:.. Alot of you, really have trouble regsitering this, do you?.... I exist... Only to defend Equestria. And by unknowingly making it worse... I dishonored myself.
• Rainbow Dash: Okay, time out, Commander Hothead! This is not something that I expected from you even when I was playing you in the Hearth's Warming Play. Where did this logical leap came from? Clover was only telling you to stop worrying about what gives Equestria shit next, and suddenly you want to self-exile yourself?! What is your obsession with this?
• Hurricane:... You wanna know?... Very well. I'll tell you. But it's not a happy story....

Flashback

• (Hurricane): During the post-Chaos War era, I was a troubled colt. I was raised during the early days of the Windigo Ice Age. Growing up in such a hopeless environment, only one Alicorn story was my favorite. The Ballad of Lady Victoria, the Alicorn goddess of war. The story told that she spent the entirety of her kind's lineage trying to quell war and danger, and actually did battle with her sister Lady Pacifica, the Alicorn goddess of peace and safety. One could create and heal, the other could destroy and kill. As you can guess, they had the differences that opposites would have. Pacifica would create water, plants, animals, and a peaceful utopia where nothing was wrong. In turn, Lady Victoria was disgusted by this and wanted to prove that a utopia was never a good idea and saw stagnant lands as an unsightly thought. So she created fire, drought, famine, and a realistic dystopia. But life always returned. The two actually proved to their very own selves without seeing it that there was always something to counteract the other. Pacifica and Victoria were at this for millennia until Victoria did something unthinkable.
• (Brandy): "Define, "Unthinkable"."
• (Hurricane): With each sister counteracting the other, the two knew that they couldn't keep this feud up forever when they finally realized that life and death can always find a way. Thus they blessed each of their races with the opposite. Now every race could create and destroy. Be good or evil. Be safe or be in danger. Though each race had a level of balance between the two depending on upbringing or divine blessing. The two sisters eventually came to accidentally create a new goddess. The goddess of choice and fate herself, Princess Volitia. Their unintended daughter. There are too many stories about her to count. Either way, this story inspired me to not only fight for something, but create a kingdom for ponies that could withstand and heal. Equestria was my chance. But the problem was that it seemed Equestria could only be a utopia. And it seemed that fate was punishing it for not being defensive. It was like the old Victoria was watching. It was like the story was repeating itself, only with no promising ending for the ponies.

Present

• Hurricane: So I wanted nothing more than to make Equestria neither utopia nor dystopia. As the prime race of the world, we did not deserve to exist in neither. We had to be in between. If we were to be the Alicorns' successors, we had to be in balance. But we were being Pacifica. So I had to do something about it, and spent a lifetime trying to do it, not realizing that I was being a Volitia. I was creating an unclear fate for our people because my frustration was through the roof. I became too obsessed with this that I lost myself. I was actually happy I was gone because I hoped that if I couldn't do it, somepony else would. But when I came back I saw the opposite: if I couldn't do it, NOPONY could. At this logic, the only reason Equestria is still alive, is pure luck.
• Squidward: "And powerful Deu Ex Machinas, don't forget that."
• Hurricane: BESIDES THE POINT?! But luck is simply not enough. Luck always runs out. And when that happens... Then we're doomed. We'd be a failure to our predecessors. Well I will be damned if I let that happen.
• Lord Shen: "....... Let me get this damn straight...... You mean this, "Victoria", was behind why the world of Equestria is in SUCH MISERABLE SHAPE?!"
• Hurricane: "Ugh, I didn't mean for it to sound like THAT, I meant-"
• Gilda: "(Angry) You mean to freaking tell me, that I have a utopia hating cunt to thank on WHY GRIFFINSTONE'S A PIECE OF SHIT?!"
• Hurricane: "Duh, fuh, I-"
• Gazelle: "You're saying that a MISERABLE excuse for a god, didn't like that her sister wanted all mortal things of this world to be happy, so she introdused undesireable concepts into the world, TO MAKE THEM MISERABLE?!"
• Hurricane: "Buh, duh, uh, Victoria had the good means for it, she-"
• Pang Bing: "Look, I see no problem in wanting balence.... But she did it in the way that was trying to fix something that was never broken?! She had the ordastity, the obsceness, the nerve, to not appresiate what her sister was trying to do, for ALL walks of life, not just ponies?! Do you not stop to think that because of her entitlement that it was why the Storm Clan existed at all?!"
• Hurricane: "HEY WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE, THE STORM CLAN WAS LORD CHOAS' DOING?!"
• Pang Bing: "But how do you think it GOT that way? Victoria, for introdusing negitive aspects, allowed a corruptable evioment to such evil to grow! It caused too many races without the Ponies' purity or sense of enlightenment to suffer greatly?! Hippogriffs choose to cower away! Griffins are in a self-inflicted poverish state?! Dragons are ruled by pride?! Changelings were under a mad tyrant?! Yaks have became simbletons?! And what happened to the Panans, goes without saying?! Victoria, RUINED, this world! The likes of the Storm Clan, were just, syntoms of an entitled god's actions?!"
• Hurricane: "....... (Lost his nerve again)...... Ev..... Everyone....... Please....... V-v-v-v-v-v-Victoria, meant well in this. She-"
• Icky: "OH REALLY, YOU APOLOGIST?! WHAT DID VICKY HAD TO GAIN FOR BEING SO, STUPID LIKE THAT?!"
• Hurricane: "..... She didn't..... Wanted to be a considered pointless to a world that saw no need for a goddess of war. I mean, if you thought that a fear god's pointless to our world, imagine if Pafifica got exactly what she wanted?! Victoria would've ended up just, being there, being an odd one out of the other Alicorn Gods that HAVE purposes, even if some of those purposes made no sense to us! At least by forcing Pafifica to this compromise, she would've HAVE a purpose?!"
• Icky: "Well look how well it turned out FOR EVERYONE?! The Alicorns died in the Choas War, a shit load of bad things happened, including the Fear Wars, folks like the Stormies began wrecking the place and Equestria was sheltered from a broken world until Ol'Storm Kingy himself came a'knocking?! The end result, Equestria is LITTERALLY the only stable nation in the world while others look at it in bitterness?! GEE?! ANY WONDER WHY OTHER RACES ARE SUCH PRICKS TO PONIES?!"
• Hurricane: "(Finally realises the truth of the situation even more)......... (Quietly) I can't believe that, I was idolising an unfit god all this time...... Everything I did.... (Plops to the floor)...... Even more pointless...... (Loudly) OKAY WORLD?! YOU WIN?! I GIVE UP TRYING TO GIVE EQUESTRIA AN EVEN ONLY MINORLY ADIQUITE DEFENCE?! I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE ALICORN GOD I IDOLISED, WAS ACTSELLY THE BIGGEST FUCKING IDIOT EVER?! (Breaks into crying as he curled) NOTHING I DO, GOES RIGHT FOR ME?! (Cries phathicly)!?"
• Rockhoof: "..... I think we'd broked him, lads and lassies."
• Icky: ".... (Sighs), We didn't mean to. We're just pissed that an Alicorn God was why Equestria is such a powerhorse of monster and villains of the week problems! It would've been one thing if all this was an afterthought of their absince, but..... An Alicorn, INTENDED this shit to happen?! I mean, I get the whole "Amorality" shit, but, EVEN THAT CAN ONLY EXCUSE GODS OF PURPOSEFULLY FUCKING PEOPLE OVER FOR SO LONG UNTIL A BREAKING POINT?!"
• Tyberious Jr.: "..... (Quietly to Xandy) Do things always get so drumatic with the Lougers?"
• Xandy: "(Quietly) Ya get used to it."
• Pansy: "..... AHEM! Let me handle this, guys. (Gets up to Hurricane)..... Permission to speak freely, sir?"
• Hurricane: "(Sobs), You don't need my permission, Pansy. We're not offictal millaterry members."
• Pansy: ".... That wasn't a denial..... Then in that case...... (Like a sargent) PICK YOURSELF UP, SOLDIER?! (Hurricane spontaniously did that)?! SO WHAT YOU PICKED THE WRONG ALICORN TO FONDLE OVER?! SO WHAT IF OUR DESTENY TO BE PEACEKEEPERS WOULD FOREVER UNDERMINE THE DREAM OF EVEN A MINORLY COMPIDENT DEFENCE FORCE?! IS FRIENDSHIP NOT A STRENTGH AND A DEFENCE OF IT'S OWN RIGHT?! WHAT BETTER WAY TO STOP THREATS THEN PREVENTING AN EVIOMENT FOR THEM TO GROW IN?! AND WE DO THIS BY BEFRIENDING AND HELPING OTHER RACES, EVEN IF THEY WOULDN'T NESSERSARLY APPRESIATE IT, OR DO IT RIGHT?! IT'S ABOUT BUILDING BRIDGES AND GIVING THEM REASON TO TRUST US?! IT'S ABOUT GETTING THEM OUT OF BAD SITUATIONS AND FINDING THEM THEIR HAPPINESS?! IT'S ABOUT CORRECTING THE FUCK-UPS THE ALICORN GODS DID?! IT'S ABOUT........... It's about, having friends."
• Hurricane: "But, but what about ones that would NEVER want friendship?!"
• Pansy: "Then we use the power of friendship to put naysayers in their place and give them time to reflect on their life choices! It may take time for some, or, maybe never at all, but.... Is friendship, not the greatest defence of all, at least, for Equestria....."
• Hurricane: "(Finally realises what he had been missing)....... Pansy...... You're right..... Equestria DOESN'T, need a compident millaterry.... THOUGH PERSONALLY THAT WOULD STILL BE NICE- (Pansy cleared her throat)...... Ahem....... I  suppose having an army to be proud off and a nation of compident fighters is, redundent, to the greatest magic of all already keeping us safe and healing the world..... The Magic of Friendship..... Thank you, for helping me realise that everyone..... But, I sill don't trust my anger, so, after Thanksgiving, the Pillers and the Founders are STILL going for that flower guarded by a Cleobra."
• Everyone sighed in relief.....
• Hurricane: "And thank you most of all, Pans. You were twice the soldier I ever was. (Hugs Pansy, as the other Founders did the same, then the Pillers Joined in, then the Mane 7, and eventually, even the Lougers)."
• Zosimo: "..... Should we like, join in?"
• Clifton: "Nah, it feels like a personal moment for them."
• Star: "D'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww."
• Marco: "...... GOD DAMN IT, YOU PEOPLE JUST MADE ME A BRONY?!"
• ???: "AHEM?! (The Plunderweeds grew back) FORGETTING SOMETHING?!"
• Twilight: "...... Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe we should've saved that hug AFTER we stop being in danger."
• Hurricane: "Oh yeah, we should TOTALLY get back to resolving that Plunderweed problem."
• Merlin: CHAOS, DO THE THING!!!... Chaos? (A kind of plunderweed was siphoning Chaos' magic)
• Banzai: OH FOR F***'S SAKE!!!!
• Discord: (Randomly shows up with Black Kat) You know, Hurricane might be right about one thing: The villain-of-the-week problem is like the Energizer Bunny. It's annoying and disruptive. Like when THEY TORE UP OUR DATE WHICH WAS ACTUALLY GETTING GOOD!!!
• ???: FATHER?! (A viewscreen appeared on a black flower with Sir Plunderer came)
• Discord: "..... Son, may I ask why you caused a Plunderweed Infestation?"
• Lord Shen: "First off, it WASN'T him! He's here cause he got corrupted into it?! Secondly, WE'LL EXPLAIN LATER?! NOW TELL YOUR SON-BY-MAGICAL CREATION-SORT'OF TO STOP THIS?!"
• Discord: "Plunderor, cut this shit out."
• Sir Plunderor: "I can't?! The scary eye-bird things told me to do it?!"
• Pang Bing: "THEY'RE CALLED XIRDS?!"
• Hurricane: TIME THE F*** OUT!!! You're his technical father? I thought MAYHEM was the one who created them for you. So shouldn't HE be the father?
• Discord: "Welp, thing is, Mayhem is not canon to Offictal MLP:FIM lore."
• Hurricane stared confused.........
• Discord: ".... Okay, I'll say it in NON-Metanese. Mayhem wasn't the one who PLANTED, the seeds. He only created the SEEDS, I was the one who planted them."
• Hurricane: So in other words, he's the byproduct of a technical incestuous gay relationship?
• Discord: (Black Kat made a comedicaly weirded out face)...... Congratulations, you've officially made it more awkward and disgusting then it did NOT needed to be!
• Hurricane: Well we were recently freed and didn't know you were reformed and still don't like you, so... You're welcome.
• Discord: Well I'll turn your head into a pig's later. Right now, me and Plunderhead need to talk.
• Sir Plunderor: OH CONFOUNDERY, DAD, YOU COULDN'T AVOID USING THAT NICKNAME COULD YOU?! IT WAS NEVER CLEVER TO BEGIN WITH!!! IT'S WORSE THEN EVEN NORMAL DAD JOKES?!
• Hurricane: "And now it just gets more awkword- (Head gets turned into a Pighead)..... HEY?! YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA DO THIS LATER?!"
• Discord: "I did. Me and Plundy already talked."
• Hurricane: "..... Ugggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, this is QUITE a time to stop worrying about Equestria's millatery?! I, was not prepared for this day?!"
• Po: "Nobody was."
• Sir Plunderer: Father, it's nothing personal. You just can't say no to the servants of the most powerful force of destruction in the multiverse.
• Discord: True, but you CAN be stopped with just a snap of my fingers. Me and Mayhem created you and we can control you. Those Xirds clearly didn't take me into account.
• Sir Plunderer: Or did they? They're obviously not stu- (Discord snaps and puts him and all the Plunderweeds to sleep)
• Discord: Like father like creation. He never shut up even at bad times. That should buy you guys some time.
• ???: "He was right to warn you though, Kaos Being Creation."
• The Smarter Xird Arrived with a Large Flock of Xirds.....
• Smarter Xird: "..... Your arrival was to be expected, Discord of the lineage of Wacky and Pranks."
• Po: "..... YOU?! Where are Gaster and Starswirl?"
• Smarter Xird: "The Avatar and your timeline-misplaced anichent hero are already on their way to create the Dimentional Locator. A device that can find ANY dimention, even ones usually ignored in dimentional travel, to hunt down the Manapede!"
• Lord Shen: "Look, we get that Millipede is heavily wanted, but don't you think that in the way you tried to get him that it made problems worse?! Gaster as the Avatar caused the Plunderweeds to come back, freed some of the worse prisoners of Tartarus, and now is making Starswirl buildt up the one device that can help you FIND Millipede, which let be honest, since he's trying VERY hard to avoid you bunch, what's to say he won't undermind your process again?!"
• Smarter Xird: "You bunch are far from a true difference. I know how you seek to prematurely free Gaster of service BEFORE we can claim the Manapede."
• Po: "That's because Gaster's too young for what you guys want from him!"
• Xird 1: "DON'T REMIND US?! He was such an inhumble brat about it?! He made us treat him like a king?! Ugh! The sooner the Xexaxez humble his bug-ass, the better?!"
• Smarter Xird: "Yeah, I kinda have to personally question the cult's choice in him, or maybe they were unable to complete his Avatarication- Oh that's right. That DID happen.... (Darkly) Thanks, to you misfits."
• Sam: "Ahhhh, don't thank us."
• Max: "Just doing our duty. Though granted it was mostly the most strong-willed of us who did that. We just wrecked the cave afterwords."
• Smarter Xird: ".... Ya know, mortal stupidity is almost..... Charming."
• Hurricane: "Listen, bright eyes! Either you surrender Gaster and Starswirl back to us, or we're gonna see if I am able to pluck off those cosmic feathers of yours!"
• Smarter Xird: "You desire the Avatar? Then prove yourselves worthy of his audience! XIRDS, ATTACK?! (The Xirds all charged forth!)"
• Mantis: "INCOMING?!"
• The Heroes began fighting the Xirds!
• Smarter Xird: (They were all immediately frozen in place)...... I start to question why you champions of this plain still exist after such... Immature behavior. You know that we could do this and you ignore it. This is why you do not interfere with our master's work. We can do far worse. You have immediately failed to prove yourselves worthy of meeting the Avatar. You will never stop us. The lines between a mortal and a god are too great. Goodbye. (They left them frozen only to be saved by Fate and her group)
• Sparx: WE'REA GONNA KNOCK YOUR FEATHERS OOOOOoooooo... DAMMIT!!!
• Fate: I expected better from the ones who wrecked our home. You're lucky even after we discarded our powers connected to the power cosmic, that we can reverse what Xirds can do.
• Icky: "..... And, you guys are?"
• Pang Bing: "They were the cult who's cave we'd destroyed to prevent the depictions from being seen."
• Icky: "Wait, ya mean those guys who were covered up in robes?"
• Pang Bing: "Yes, because they- (Noticed that the group's skin are empty)..... HAD, Tattoos that depicted the forbidden ones on them."
• Merlin: "Well, at least..... Only four of them. They have this leader who-"
• Fate: "We do not adhere to Complex anymore. Assusiates of the Manapede told us that everything promised to us was empty."
• Lord Shen: "Thing is, neither of those two are the lesser of two evils here, so, I'm still conflicted with who's worse."
• Fate: "We're uneasy on who to really trust as well, to be honest. But we know we have to reverse what we did to Young Gaster. That's why we want to give you what you need to know about curing him. The best way to cure an Avatar, is through their heart."
• Icky: "..... That's, tecnecally what we already figured since we realised that Gaster has unresolved brother issues."
• Temperon: "Well, then get those two here and get them to get all soap operay on eachother so we can cure him."
• Po: "That's, the issue. We now have it bad with those Xird guys because they kept giving strange mixed messages! They attacked us and expect us to prove our worth through a fight, and yet that smart one scolded us for doing that?! WHAT IS THE DAMAGE WITH THOSE EYE-GUYS?!"
• Lumberwood: "They were doing a test of restraint on whether or not an action against the testee would always result in violence. And you failed by responding to their advance with force."
• Icky: "WELL HOW THE HELL WERE WE SUPPOSE TO NOT DEFEND OURSELVES WITH FREAKY EYE BIRDS ATTACKING?!"
• Bleach: "Hey, you're the ones who forgot they share a common foe."
• Twilight: "Well pardon us for not being quick to be NICE to them when ONE OF THEM KIDNAPPED GASTER TO BECOME AN AVATAR FOR HUNTING DIMENTIONALS?!"
• Fate: "And that's why they have difficulty to take you seriously. You're too quick to hold a grudge for only trying to keep the Multiverse at peace and balence."
• Twilight: "But surely they can understand that Gaster might not be fit to be an Avatar?!"
• Lumberwood: "This would be undeniable, but you have to do so smartly. Young Gaster's impudent behavior would only be deemed as something their masters will humble him out of. You need to make him unworthy by law that he has failed to rid himself of mortal limitations, like bonds, to atthive a goal. By doing this, the Xexaxez enfluence will fade in him, for it violates the impourence of Amorality, for it would make it difficult for the great ones to do as needed if they get too compassionate for lessers. Cause it's not the way of the outer ones."
• Boss Wolf: "So basicly, make Gaster act like a softie and those Bird brains will blow the coop?"
• Fate: "In a way."
• Lord Shen: ".... Do remember that you four still have much to owe everyone even after this, right?"
• Temperon: "Figures. (Fate shoves him)."
• Fate: "That is to say..... We understand. We'll accept any dept-pentence after this deed is done. We only wish to end our ties with those that have no wish to honor what we wanted."
• Po: "Okay, so, we're not very good at handling their VERY confusing tests, and Barktrot's propbuly miles away with the students now, including Caster and Buster. How can we find them?"
• Discord: "Ahem! Just say please. (Snaps and teleports them directly there)"
• Rhabdom: WHERE DID YOU-
• Star: AWWWWWW, CUTE LITTLE GUYS, I JUST WANNA GOBBLE EM UUUPP!!!
• Smolder: WHO'RE YOU CALLING CUTE, LADY?!?
• Star: WHOA, WHAT THE-?! That, got intensed quickly, and I've only known them for 5 seconds.
• Ocellus: She... Doesn't like being called cute.
• Star:... Even to boys who like her?
• Ocellus: I... Don't, really know?
• Twilight: Alright, everycreature, where's Caster and Buster?
• Marco: (Scoffs) Everycreature? Where'd you guys learn English?
• Sandbar: You mean Ponish?...... (Star and Marco burst out with laughter)
• Marco: Oh my, oh, that is the stupidest thing I ever heard!
• Gallus: "(To Sandbar) Told ya the pony sayings make people laugh."
• Marco: Because it's basicly alot of horse puns! And I thought the dimension of cats with human faces was cheesy!
• Icky: "(Shudders), Ya mean like a dimention of Live-Action Cat in the Hats? The mental scarring never ends!"
• Brandy: Can we please FOCUS?!
• Caster: "Yo what's up? What's the status on getting Gaster back?"
• Black Kat: Ohhhh... How can we put it?... He's a servant to an outer god that is trying to kill a magical millipede creature who kidnapped Sunset and we need to find them AND cure Gaster.
• Buster:...... I LITERALLY got nothing from that.
• Caster: "Buster, all ya need to understand is that our bro got involved in freaky shit because of when he ended up gotten into that cave where THESE chuckleheads were, (Points to the defecting cult members), and now he's being made to hunt down an all powerful dimentional bug."
• Buster: "....... (Ding) Ohhhhh, I get it...... (Realises the full issue when Buster puts them to togather)..... AAAAAAAAAH?! GASTER IS BEING MADE TO WORK FOR SCARY MONSTERS?!"
• Dodger: "That's why we need yer help, kiddos. Ya need to rekconsile to Gaster and get all mushy to get those eye-heads to back off from him."
• Buster: "But what if Gaster's too scary now?"
• Soothsayer: "Well as an avatar, he would have wings made of cosmic energy, he would be bigger then usual, and in Gaster's case, likely resumble a corrupted Elder Caste Changeling, since he is a Changeling.... So, I won't be dishonest. He would likely be unpleasent for sight. But to save your brother from the shackles of outer dimentional servitude, you must look past that and heal all wounds with Gaster."
• Caster: "What wounds?"
• Ocellus: "Be honest, you two?! Ever since the Labrum thing, you two haven't exactly acted like real brothers! He was happy to have you two back and you choose to be upset with him because of things he didn't know about?!"
• Caster: "..... Ohhhhhh.... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...... (Deadpan) Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... Sh*****************t."
• Buster: "..... Golly. We didn't mean to. We just figured that Gaster would've, just knew we were alive, ya know?"
• Gallus: "Well how was he supposed to know after what happened with you guys and that parasite staff?! He thought you guys had no chance in Tartarus of EVER coming back from that! The Fact Labrum helped you guys, was dumb, luck?!"
• Caster and Buster looked down in regret......
• Caster: "....... We want to make it right with Gaster."
• Spyro: That's what we want to hear.
• Tito: C'MON, MAN, LET'S GO!!!
• Caster: Don't rush us, pipsqueak. Just tell us where he is.
• Discord: We actually have no idea... Buuut... We have a way to have THEM find US. We just find their target before they do and deal with this together.
• Patrick: Heeey, that's not a bad idea.
• Squidward: "Yeah, it was said that they're trying to build a dimentional locator. Thing is, we don't exactly know how to make one, ergo, how are we to intersect Gaster and Starswirl, when we don't even know what they're going after?"
• Bleach: "Would it help if we explain the items needed to build such a device?"
• Icky: "Is there ANYTHING being under the enfluence of those things didn't made you learn about?"
• Bleach: Nope. At least we came with this knowledge and the ability to restore your quantum mechanics. In fact, I'm a pure hippogriff. My magical ability is good for that. I can actually smell and picture a target's quantum history, use of magic, and where they go in the multiverse. But, I can't do that if the target is too far in the multiverse. And wherever Millipede is... It's beyond my tracking. But I can amplify this power with the dimension locater. Once we know where he is, we can use those dimensional scissors of yours to hop on there and finish the job.
• Marco: Sounds like a good plan. Can you find these parts before they do?
• Bleach: Actually... There's more than one. Machines need special materials, you know. And it's espeically true with the Dimention Locator. It needs, The Golden Heart of the Disembodied Heart Dimention, The Shedded Skin of a Snake God of the Snake Dimention, Black Matter Ore of The Endless Gold Rush Dimention, The Stomich Contents of a Wasteland Guardian, Never-Dying Batteries of the Engery Dimention, Fozzelised Jaws of a Dimentional Shark, The Horns of a Pan-Dimentional Eel-A-Corn, The Bioluminessence of the Eldist Dimentional Firefly, and finally, the Multiverse Book.
• Icky: "..... THAT'S ALOT OF NEEDLESSLY COMPLCATED SHIT FOR A DAMN DIMENTIONAL LOCATOR?!"
• Star: Well, we do have one thing that's NOT complicated. (Brings out her dimensional scissors) Huh?
• Bleach: "Those scissors would only be so useful if you know where the Avatar even is. And currently, it's a guessing game where the afforementioned Avatar and the wizard are, neverminding the Manapede."
• Star: "..... Fair point."
• Iago: And can't we just tell Yen Sid we need his Wasteland Guardian to cough up its lunch?
• Temperon: "Well that's the thing. We aren't exactly sure which Wasteland Guardian they're going to choose. They might not even choose Wasteland Guardians of THIS United Universes."
• Lumberwood: "It's also anyone's guess on how far those two have gotten on that quest to build a Dimentional Locator."
• Icky: "WELL SO MUCH FOR YOU GUYS KNOWING ANYTHING?!"
• Fate: "We have never said we were omnipotent....... We just gained knowledge of the Multiverse from serving the Xexaxez. Keep in mind that we were meant to make Avatars for them. We weren't meant to be 100% knowledgeful of what Avatars do afterwords other then that we know they would serve the Xexaxez well."
• Shifu: "Well, you said they would sought a golden heart first, correct? Then obviously they would be in the Disenbodied Heart Dimention."
• Lumberwood: "Or are likely already had finished, because again, with how efficent and powerful Avatars are, it is only a guessing game."
• Icky: "Wait, you mean Gaster and Starswirl are in Kingdom Hear-"
• Temperon: "No, we mean like, a dimention of ACTUAL physical disembodied hearts."
• Marco: "...... Gross."
• Po: "..... And WHY, is there a Disembodied Heart dimention to begin with?"
• Fate: "An exsample of the complicated wistom of the outer ones. They created things that our mortal brains cannot always understand."
• Star: "Okay, let's start with the Disembodied Heart dimention! (Readies the Sciessor)."
• Temperon: "Just be warned that the dimention has very over-protective giant whiteblood cells. They would likely be on an extra great defensive if the Avatar already has taken a Golden Heart. Also, as with disembodied hearts, there would be ever-lasting life essence there."
• Marco: So it's made of literal blood?... Gross.
• Temperon: More like blood takes the role of water there as the organic bringer of life.
• Marco:... Still, gross.
• Iago: Our minds are shouting that a dimension like that is too graphic and adult even for us.
• Shifu: Well we don't exactly have a choice. Whatever is in that dimension besides what was already stated... We'll be ready for. (The Plunderweeds came back)
• Sir Plunderor: MESS WITH ME, WILL YOU?! I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU ITCH LIKE POISON IVY FOREVER!!!!
• Star: CAUTION TO THE WIND!!! (Cuts open a blood-red portal which they went through)
• Sir Plunderor: "..... Ohhh, poopy......"

Disembodied Hearts Dimension

• The Group fell in and splashed into an ocean of red lidquid with giant red blood cells on them.
• Twilight: "EEEK?! (Gets on a giant cell)..... THIS IS AN OCEAN OF BLOOD?! I'm, so, scarred?!"
• Icky: "(Gets on as well) Yeah, this is why we normally discouraged inter-dimentional travel. Freaky s*** like this happens."
• Mistmane: "(Gets up with the others) I am so going to have the other Plant Guardians teach that Plunderor a severe lesson for his rudeness."
• Discord: "Only after I have my round with disapleaning him."
• Pinkie: "(Looks grossly at the blood-water on her)..... Oh great?! Now I feel like the bad me from Cupcakes?!"
• Rainbow Dash: "And I look like I just got out of Rocket to Insanity."
• Lord Shen: "My robes! This was made with only the finest silks of the provence!"
• Mantis: "Tecnecally, you shouldn't have trouble with blood on ya, ALL THINGS CONSIDERING WITH PO'S VILLAGE IN MIND?!"
• Lord Shen: "It's difference is if it was of intent?! I didn't intended to splash into a giant ocean of blood?! YOU KNOW THAT BLOOD STAINS!!!"
• Marco: "Okay, so, we're sure this is the right dimention? (Everyone looks up to see giant hearts the size of worlds)..... Up, it's diffently a dimention of Disembodied Hearts."
• Applejack: "Wow, those are some big hearts."
• Fate: "That's only the planets. The Disembodied Hearts of this existence can take many forms."
• Melman: "(Becomes very nervious around the blood everywhere)....."
• Temperon: "..... What's with the giraffe?"
• Marty: "Germaphobe. Nuff said."
• Melman: "P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-PLEASE tell me we're on a HEALTHY giant heart planet?!"
• Icky: "Oh will you relax, we can magicly clean this gunk off when we find land!?"
• Buzzing was heard!
• The group look and saw Giant Mosquitos being ridden on by Leech People!
• Lumberwood: "Oh, bother. We must've arrived while it was blood-collecting season where the Leech People start collecting blood."
• Alex: "THERE'S PARASITE PEOPLE HERE?!"
• Bleach: "Well SOMETHING has to keep the blood from over-flooding these heart worlds. This is the DISEMBODIED Heart Dimention after all."
• Fluttershy: "I, don't suppose, they're friendly?"
• Shrek: "Trust me, lass, anything that harvests blood for a living, might be the exact oppisite of friendly!"
• Fate: "Not to mention that we are at risk of them either harvestng our own, or alarming the White Blood Cells. We must flee?!"
• Lord Shen: "Never?! Lord Shen NEVER runs away! I'll put those parasites in their place, for I am- (Poke)...... Sleepy. (Falls down unconjustus as Soothsayer had used a knockout needle)."
• Phil: "TWO WORDS?! (The Giant Musquitos already began to use giant buckets to harvest blood) AMSCRAY?!"
• The Heroes began trying to paddle away from the blood harvesters on the giant blood cell!
• Hudson: "WAIT A MINUTE?!...... Can't some of us just fly or use magic to escape?!"
• Crane:... Why did we just forget we could fly? (Tries that but just fell into the blood) (Gets back on the cell)..... WHAT THE FUCK?!
• Bleach:... I think the gravity here is stronger.
• Hudson: UGH, NOT AGAIN!!!
• Bleach: Afraid so.
• Marco: "THEN HOW CAN THE GIANT BLOODSUCKERS FLY AROUND HERE?!"
• Bleach: These creatures obviously can do it because they're used to it.
• Skipper: Thanks for the obviousness.
• Icky: "Well why not magic?!"
• Merlin tries to teleport, but the blood on the wand shorts it out! Other magic uses fail to do so too!
• Twilight: "..... I'm afraid this blood has some sort'of magic absorbent properties?! It's shorting out our spells!"
• Vancer: "FIGURES BLOOD IS ANTI-MAGIC IN THIS MACABRE DIMENTION?!"
• The giant buckets get closer!
• Tuilo: "INCOMING PAIL?!"
• Duke: "GAZELLE, GET US OUT OF HERE?!"
• Gazelle: "..... Would, this, be a bad time to mention that, I think the Xirds sapped the Uniter of engery when they froze us, cause, I feel normal for some reason?!"
• Duke: "...... OH NOW YOU FREAKING TELL US?!"
• Icky: "OH YA KNOW IT'S BAD IF EVEN THE PLOT IS TAKING A BREAK OF OVER-FAVORING THE TRUMP CARD?! (The Giant Buckets get closer)!"
• Sandy: "BRACE FOR INPACT?!"
• Suddenly the mosquitos stopped.
• Leech Person: "..... OY! What's up with the weirdos?!"
• Leech Person 2: "..... Oh please don't tell me they're blood clotters."
• Leech Captain: "Well, s***. So much for the planet being healthy then. Better call the White Blood Cells to clean this planet up, then we'll harvest this heart's blood then-afterwords."
• Icky: Oh, great. They think we're a heart disease. (Chuckles) Get it? 'Cause we're on a heart planet?
• Squidward: "THIS IS HARDLY THE TIME FOR JOKES, YOU BARNICLE HEAD?!"
• Star: "I got this. (With a megaphone) ATTENTION, LEECH PEOPLE?!"
• Marco: "Star, I don't think it's a good idea to get their attention!"
• Leech Captain: Hold on, I think one of them wants to talk to us.
• Leech Person 3: "And when in the bloody 'ell do Clutters actselly talk to people?"
• Star: WE ARE NOT FROM AROUND HERE!! WE'RE FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION!!!
• Icky: Really? Just quote your own theme song?
• Star: WE COME IN PEACE!!! WE ARE LOOKING FOR A GOLDEN HEART!! SO IF YOU COULD JUST POINT THE WAY- (Suddenly a harpoon landed on the Blood Cell the group were on)..... I WASN'T FINISH- (The Cell was pulled right up to where the gian musquitos were).....
• Leech Captain: "...... I think I would've liked you people better as Clutters. YOU HAVE SOME NERVE TO TALK ABOUT A SUCH RARE, RECENTLY STOLEN SACRED OBJECT LIKE THAT, AFTER AN AVATAR AND A STOOGE TOOK IT FROM US?!"
• Star: ".... I was actselly going to say we wanted to find the Golden Heart to prevent THAT from happening."
• Leech Captain: "..... WELL FAT ALOT OF GOOD YOU VIGILANTIES DID SHOWING UP LATE WHEN THOSE TWO STOLEN THE GOLDEN HEART?! In our plain of existence, the Golden Hearts are all impourent items of power that keep our worlds safe from Hunger-driven creatures that drink all of our previous blood?!"
• Icky: "Hey, we know you blood-suckers are nuts for the stuff, but-"
• Leech Captain: "BLOOD, IS MORE THEN JUST SUBSTENCE?! It's everything to our people?! It's the shorce of our ecomony, our engery, our civilisation's very lifeforce! And ever-starving creatures are a threat to that! Their hunger is unstatisfivedable?!"
• Marco: "You mean "insatiable"?"
• Leech Captain: "You have little right for corrections, boy?!"
• Marco: "Okay sorry, nevermind!"
• Leech Captain: "..... Usually the Golden Hearts keep them at bay..... But now one of them is missing. It's only a matter of time before they start appearing."
• Star: "Are, "Clutters" one of them?"
• Leech Captain: "No, they're just pirates that plunder all the good blood for themselves. They have no relation to the Endless."
• Leech First Mate: "Captain, I have the White Bloods on dial. Your word on this?"
• Leech Captain: "..... Tell them we found some people they would like to talk to."
• Leech First Mate: "Aye, Captain Bloodsuck!"
• Icky and Iago snickered!
• Star: "(Quietly giggles), Bloodsuck."
• Captain Bloodsuck: "AHEM?! Pay attention, realm-jumpers. You are going to be taken to the White Blood capital of this heart world. The White Bloods are the most powerful race of this dimention. They existed longer then all others. And you would do well to respect them, because after one of the sacred treasures has been stolen, they have been on edge?!"
• Shifu: "Well we know why the Golden Heart was taken. The ones who took it are trying to buildt a dimentional locater with it."
• Captain Leechsuck: "For what purpose?"
• Pinkie: "They're after a giant magical Millipede."
• The Leech people looked surprised......
• Captain Leechsuck: "..... (Quietly) A Manapede...... Lives?...... That explains why an avatar of, one of THEM, would take our treasure...... (Openly) You are diffently going to talk to the White Bloods about this?!"
• Frank: If it means we go somewhere, okay... But I just hope they're not too scary.
• Captain Leechsuck: Buddy, they're SUPPOSED to look scary. They enforce peace best that way.
• Marco: As if this world's disturbing appearance wasn't enough.
• Po: Let's just get through this. I'm sure they aren't too freaky-

Later...

• (This happened as the white blood cells were just like their common appearance, but looked like flying blobs with 8 compound eyes, monstrous mouths with needle-like teeth, and their internals were based on what kind of white blood cell they were)

Wormy Up Close

• White Blood Cell Leader: (After they did the 'Scream' joke from SpongeBob and Friends Meet Brother Bear)...... Are you finished?
• Star: Almost. (Screams wildly)... Okay I'm good.
• WBCL: "....... AHEM?! So what do you know about why that Avatar stole our Golden Heart?"
• SpongeBob: Gaster and Starswirl are trying to find a purge escapee. They're going to use it to build a dimension locater that can track him down. But we're intending to beat them there.
• WBCL:...... Very well.
• Mushu:... Huh... Thought for a moment you guys would be a lot more ominous and crazy.
• WBCL: We get that alot. The appearence can have it's, disadvantages, when it comes to social interactivity. I am Chief Blancyte.
• White Blood Cell Adviser: "And I, am Vizor Whitey-Tighty, and- (The Lougers broke into laughter!).......... Ugh, walk right into that one."
• Chief Blancyte: "Maybe start refering to yourself by your new pending legal name, Vizor."
• The Vizor: Yes sir.
• Chief Blancyte: We are the dominant race of this dimension. It's our sworn duty to keep worlds from being swallowed by the Endless. Germs. Pathogens. Beasts. Abominations. Baislcy like, giant versons of creatures you know as common in-body parasites. Creatures that could infect these worlds. They come in endless forms. These strangers you seek have already obtained the Golden Heart. I'm afraid there's no finding the parts first because they'll have found most of them by now.
• Marco: Oh sonova bleep!
• Xandy: I suppose we shouldn't be surprised. Plunderor was good at stalling us. TOO GOOD! At this rate, they'll beat us to Millipede.
• Chief Blancyte: How's about a suggestion? Why not beat them to their next location, see if you can take the other parts, and go to the dimension you're looking for yourselves?
• Mr. Krabs:... Not a bad idea. But how do we know which ones they don't have?
• Squidward: "Well the next one is suppose to be snake skin."
• Fate: "Of the Snake God of the Snake Dimention."
• Icky: "I think the real question is, how long was Plunder-Boy keeping us distracted?"
• Lord Shen: "There was also the matter of other things that slowed us down, so, it's hard to say how long ago that theft was...."
• Spongebob: "...... How long ago did the Golden Heart got stolen?"
• The Vizor: "Aproxamently, 30 or so minutes ago."
• Alex: "Ohhh?! That means they already got the snake skin at this point?!"
• Temperon: "And potaintionally the Black Matter Ore of the Endless Gold Rush Dimention. But I think it may help to go there anyway, cause-"
• Mr. Krabs: "ENDLESS GOLD RUSH DIMENTION?! (Grabs Star's Scissers, opens a golden portal and charges in) YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!"
• Squidward: "MR. KRABS?! (Runs in after him!)"
• Spongebob: "....... Mr. Krabs REALLY likes Gold."
• Fate: "Obviously."
• Marco: "Uh, we're gonna have to deal with that now sir, we'll promise we'll get your golden heart back OKAYSEEYABYE?! (The rest of the group got through the portal before anyone can respond)......"
• (Deadpool): "I bet Fu-Xi would've LOVED to have seen the Snake Dimention."

Endless Gold Rush Dimention.

• Prospecters as far as the eye can see are mineing an entre planet made of gold that's part of series apawn series of golden planets!
• Mr. Krabs appeared started to claim some of that gold himself!
• Mr. Krabs: "MINE, MINE, MINE?! (He sings this)"

SpongeBob SquarePants Song Mr Krabs' Song

Edit the lyrics to match the mood here.

• Squidward: (Appears as well) MR. KRABS, WE CAN'T JUST STEAL FROM DIMENSIONS!!!
• Mr. Krabs: WE WERE PLANNING TO DO IT FOR THE SAME THING THE AVATAR WANTED!!! SINCE WHEN WAS THAT STEALING?!
• Squidward: Unless it was meant to be borrowed, AND BORROWED THE HONEST WAY, IT'S ALWAYS BEEN STEALING!!!! Do you even know what the definition of stealing IS?!
• Mr. Krabs: "It's a dimention, OF ENDLESS GOLD, SQUIDWARD?! A few or so nuggets won't be missed by these guys!"
• ???: "A-HEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!"
• Mr. Krabs looks to see an anthromorthic Pickaxe Sheruff......
• Pickaxe: "..... Do Ya'll have a lisence to mine gold here, Stranger?"
• Mr. Krabs: "...... Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-"

19 minutes later.

• Mr. Krabs was seen a a sheruff office's cell.
• Mr. Krabs: "SINCE WHEN DO PROSPECTERS NEED A LIZENCE TO MINE FOR GOLD?!"
• Pickaxe: "Since always. What, did ya grew up in a cave, or under a rock?"
• Mr. Krabs: "..... Would you believe, I came from another dimention?"
• Pickaxe: ".... Tch. A Realm Jumper. Figures."
• Squidward: Oh thank Neptune, a dimension with suspension of disbelief. I thought for sure you guys wouldn't believe us.
• Pickaxe: I'm a walking talking pickaxe. What part of that am I not going to believe? Name's-
• Squidward: Sheriff Pickaxe?
• Pickaxe:... Close. Sheriff Pickaxel.
• Squidward: Eh, fair point. Have you guys experienced something like, say, Black Matter Ore stolen from other realm jumpers?
• Pickaxel:...... No? At least, on accoount that this ain't a world with Black Matter Ore. What you want is Goldrush V-I-V. Or, however ya prounce those weird roman numbers. That's the planet with a reported Black Matter Ore cache in one of the mines. One of my deputies, Deputy Shovelson, is in charged of that planet. I could open up a com-mun-i-cations with him if ya like."
• Squidward: "Oh thanks. Wait, how advance are your communications?"
• Pickaxel: "Well nothing too fancy or futuristic, but it's good enough for clear picture and sound at least. Just one thing. Are there any more realm jumpers with ya?"
• Squidward: "Well, yes, but I haven't seen them yet. I suspect that they ended up in the same dimention, but different world."
• Pickaxel: "That's what I thought. I'll make my deputies aware of this. I'll send a bulliton to look out for Realm Jumpers in need to send to the capital planet. That's where we are on, son."

Another Gold-Rush Dimention Planet.

• The Rest of the Group found themselves in the middle of a sort've wild western city filled with crazy looking cow boys, maidens and cattle drivers.
• Icky: ".... Yeah, safe bet this is like a whole dimention of the wild-west. But with freaky inter-dimentional aliens."
• Spongebob: "We need to find Mr. Krabs and Squidward!"
• A saloon was seen.
• The group entered it and saw alot of rough and touch patrons in it.
• Marco: "(Got to the bar) Excuse me, Bartender? (The Bartender was a giant Beer Barrol) Have you by chance, seen a Squid and a Crab?"
• Bartender: ".... Can ya, be spefific, kid? (Points to that the saloon is filled with several types of weird Crabs and Squids)......"
• Lord Shen: "..... (Brings up two Louger IDs) Gentlemen that look like THIS?! (Shows the Bartender Squidward's and Mr. Krabs' Louger IDs)."
• Bartender: ".... Oh, I see. Sorry folks. I'd think I would've remembered their faces. I think they may've wounded up in another planet if yer looking for them."
• Spongebob: "Darn!"
• Patrick: "Oh well, may as well enjoy some drinks while we're here. What ya got, Barkeep?"
• Bartender: "Golden Water, Golden Shower Surprise, P.S., it's not PISS, it's just strong-tasting Golden Beer, Golden Milk, Golden Cactus Juice, Golden Soda, Golden Sasberilla, Golden Wine, Golden French Wine, Golden Germanic Beer, Golden Vodka, Golden-"
• Icky: "Okay, we get it, alot of drinks here are golden!"
• Star: "Golden Waters for all of us, please. Mom said I'm not old enough to drink.... Before she turned up missing, that is."
• Bartender: "Coming right. (Whisles, as sentient mugs hopped up and go to the keg and fill themselves up with golden water for each mug heading to the group)."
• Alex: "Wow, now this is service."
• A loud slam was heard as the group looked in shock to see a brutish gilla monster with a possie of a vulture, scorpian, and a bull.
• The gang walked up to where the group were......
• Star: "..... Well howdy, Mister. What brings you here?"
• Gilla Monster: "...... (Like a Western Bad Guy) I's know exactly what ya'll are...... REALM JUMPERS?! (The Bar Patrons all stared in shock as they look at the direction of the group!)........ And I know espeically what YOU (Points to Star) actselly are...... (Angerly) Mewman."
• The Patrons got scared, as the Bartender slowly backed away.
• Star: "....... You, know what Mewmans are?"
• Gilla Monster: "Yeah...... Because our boss, told us about your kind."
• ???: "(Broken, Elderly voice) And told, them, well......"
• The group look to see a handicap Mewnian Monster in a wheel-chair that's the same spieces as Toffie and Coffie, but of a different coloration, stripes, and an eyepatch where a scar was seen as he was seen in an elder's robe......
• Marco: "..... Uh oh..... A Septarian."
• Aged Septarian: "..... I, am Elder, Sassafrass......."
• Icky and Iago snickered at that!
• Sassafrass: "..... And I am calling the dirty Mewman out, for ever, EVER, SETTING FOOT ON A PLANET THAT ACCEPTED M'ONSTRARUS REFUGEES HERE?!"
• Sandy: "Hey back up, buster. Star's different!"
• Alex: "If you think just because you have big scary thugs with you doesn't mean you can push us around, geezer!"
• Sassafrass: "You don't get it, do you? I, am the leader of the refugee terratory for monsters that managed to escape the horrors of the massicure?! I, lost everything from that..... My eye.... My home..... My...... My family..... I have nothing left but the people I was barely able to save..... We live in FEAR of you Mewmans ever coming after us?! And I'd be DAMN if I let one of their scouts come here and make this dimention suffer for only sympathising with us?!"
• Pinkie: "Actselly, she's like a sort've princess of the Mewmans and-"
• Twilight: "PINKIE?!"
• Pinkie: "Sorry."
• Sassafrass: "ROYALTY?! DOES THAT MEAN YOUR ARMY IS NOT FAR BEHIND?! (Sassafrass' thugs armed their golden guns)..... I was going to be generious enough to just throw you back after you were made to have a death promise of never exposing us, BUT IT'S DIFFERENT IF YOUR ROYALTY?! YOU'RE HERE TO FINISH WHAT YOUR ANSTERY STARTED, ARE YA?! Well just for that, GET READY TO BECOME A GOLD STATUE IN MY BACKYARD, MEWMAN?! GILLUS?!"
• Gillus: "One Mewman statue, coming right up. (Readies the gun)."
• Tigress: "I think not?! (Smacks down Gillus right into a table, which ignites a bar fight!)
• Sassafrass: "BOYS?! (More Animal and living object thugs appeared) Be good mercenaries and get those realm jumpers?! (Sassafrass' thugs charge!)"
• Shifu: "Everyone?! Prepare to fight?!"
• The Heroes began fighting off the thugs in this fashion!

An Australian Christmas Bloody Miracle SFM

2:08-3:31

• Marco: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY THUGS?!
• Sassafrass: Say goodbye, Mewman!
• Star:... If it makes you feel any better... I gave the throne back to a Mewman married to a monster.
• Sassafrass: It doesn't. It won't bring my family back?! Nor that of the lives that were lost?!
• Marco: "Well neither will revenge, gramps!"
• Sassafrass: "Clearly not! But it doesn't hurt to make the royals feel the pain I HAD FELT, EVEN IF A FALSE ONE?! AT LEAST IT'LL BE AN EYE FOR AN EYE?!"
• Marco: "I'm not letting you get near Star!"
• Temperon: "(Holding off a Bison Brute) Tch, what can he do in that wheel chair?"
• Sassafrass lifted up his hand and started to force-choke Marco and Star!
• Sassafrass: "If your willing to give yer life to a Mewman, monkey, then you only have yourself to blame."
• Mantis: "Guys?! Star and Marco are being forced choked?!"
• Boss Wolf: WE CAN SEE THAT!!!
• Rainbow Dash: "HEY LEAVE THEM ALONE, YOU OLD CHRONE?! (Starts shaking up Sassafrass's chair, breaking the consintraition and causes Sassafrass to fall off the chair, left vulerable due to being crippled.)"
• Gazelle: "(Was seen paying the scared Bartender) Thank you for your service, and, sorry about the fight."
• Bartender: "It's okay, Gillus provoked ya and it's not the first time this sort've thing happens. I'm just more concerned about yer well-being because you just messed with Sassafrass, the angriest magic-usin' lizard in these here parts! He's been known for curses!"
• Sassafrass looks angerly at Rainbow Dash.....
• Sassafrass: "..... I, CURSE YOU, OF LOSING THE VERY THING YOU LOST, MOST, FOREVER?! (Fired a very strong spell at Rainbow Dash as she lost her cutie-mark, and her wings!)"
• Twilight and the other 5: "RAINBOW DASH?!"
• The Lougers looked in shock as is Gazelle!
• Rainbow Dash fell down, wingless and without her cutie-mark!
• Pinkie and Fluttershy ran up to her!
• Pinkie: "DASHIE?!"
• Fluttershy: "RAINBOW?!"
• Tigress looked at Sassafrass with rage as he tried to get back on his chair.
• Tigress zoomed up and grabbed Sassafrass!
• Tigress: "WHAT, DID, YOU, DO TO HER?!"
• Sassafrass: "WHAT DO YOU THINK?! I CURSED HER FOR INTERRUPTING MY REVENGE AND HUMILIATING ME?!"
• Tigress enter a pose that aimed to finish off Sassafrass!
• Viper: "TIGRESS, STOP?! HE'S NOT WORTH IT?!"
• Po: "TIGRESS?! (Tigress looked at Po growling) Look, the guy's an old miserable creep, but he's likely the only guy with magic that can fix what he did?! Our magic users are still drained from that freaky Blood Dimention and that spell looked SUPER powerful! Don't let your rage make you do something Tai Lung would do if he was still his old self, or something Kai would do!"
• Sassafrass: "They're right ya know, tiger?! I'm the only magic game in these parts?! Kill me, and your friend's a lame duck forever?!"
• Tigress ease down, but still enraged....
• Tigress: "FIX, HER, NOW?!"
• Sassafrass: "Then let me kill the Mewman, in peace?!"
• Gilda: Well... Deal's off.
• Sassafrass: "THEN GOOD LUCK EVER RESTORING YOUR FRIEND BACK, REALM JUMPERS?!"
• A gunshot was heard as everyone stop, to look at a female Taranchula Hawk Wasp Deputy holding a golden gun. She spun the gun around and placed it back in the holster.......
• Gillus: "...... Stingzy Bullet."
• Stingzy: "...... Can I ask why you boys and gals are startin' a ruckus in MY town?"
• Icky: "Ask the Geeser and his Gilla Monster friend?!"
• Stingzy: "...... Sassafrass, why are you of all people startin' trouble? You usually keep to yerself in the Monster Reserves."
• Sassafrass: "Forgive me, Deputy Stingzy, I was only trying to ask the MEWMAN to leave this dimention and tried to tell her that her kind isn't welcome, but then her entourage went berserk and attacked us?!"
• Po: "YOU LIAR?! YOU ASKED YOUR BIG DUMB LIZARD FRIEND TO HURT HER?!"
• Gillus angerly loomed behind Po....
• Po: "..... Yipe. (Gillus grabbed Po)!"
• Gillus: "WHO YA CALLING DUMB, BOY?!"
• Stingzy: "(Pulled out the gun again and shot Gillus' hat off as it turned to solid gold)!...... Gillus, you and yer mercenaries have caused enough trouble. And Sassa, the mayor would hear about this mess. Now I suggest you both go back to the reserves and let me settle this."
• Gillus begrudgingly lets Po go, went to recover Sassafrass and returned him to his chair, as he and the mercenaries began to leave......
• Marco: "..... We, didn't mean to cause any trouble miss, that old dude started it, we only defended ourselves, it got out of hand and-"
• Stingzy: "At ease, kid. Ya'll are lucky I'm too familier with Gillus' days of being a trouble makin' desperado before he more or less reformed apawn falling in love with a Septarian girl and became a Monster Sympathiser with his gang. That being said, ya'll have to come with me to the capital planet. The Sheruff has sent out a message about realm jumpers in the area and wants them to be there at once."
• Icky: "I, take it that means Krabs and Squidward were there...."
• Lord Shen: "...... Did Eugene do something stupid there?"
• Stingzy: "Tried to mine without a Lizence."
• Lord Shen: "(Facepalms) WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED?!"
• Marco: "..... (Picks Star up) You okay, Star?"
• Star: "...... No, I'm not."
• Icky: "Okay, how badly did Darth Tyrannasaurus Rex Force-Choked ya?"
• Star: "Not that...... I failed to reason with Mr. Sassafrass. He's only being like that because he lost his family. He's only that miserable because of my people."
• Sandy: ".... Star, what happen to him was awful, but, he has NO right to take his troubles out on you when you CLEARLY had nothing to do what happened to him! I know trying to make peace with them refugees means worlds to ya, but, as long as Sassafrass is around, those poor critters would only react with fear torwords ya. It's, it's better to leave them alone, cause they're like frighten animals, they'll only see you as a threat to them."
• Stingzy: "Your friend's not wrong ya know. The sooner your off the planet, the better he and his troupe settle down."
• Tigress: "..... How did he knew about us?"
• Stingzy: "Sassa has alot of eyes and ears in this town. His spies keep a hawk-eye's out for any sign of Mewmans. He fears of a collection of Mewman Legionaires trying to hunt down refugees and finish what they started."
• Star gasped!
• Star: "..... There's Mewmans here?!"
• Shifu: "Likely defecting rogue soldiers that did not appresiated the rightful queen's return."
• Star:... Well so many of my people didn't like that Eclipsa is in charge again and blame me, so it makes sense. (Sighs)... What have we Mewmans become?
• Marco: "..... Star, it's okay. We'll tell the commission and Eclipsa about this and they'll take care of it. We have our own problems as it is."
• Rainbow: HELLO?! REMEMBER ME?! WINGLESS PEGASUS WITHOUT A CUTIE MARK OVER HERE!
• Gilda: "Chillax, Dash, we were getting to you!"
• Shifu: "Alchourse. Speaking of that, our friend Rainbow Dash has suffered a curse from Sassafrass' magic, and due to his deal of Star's life for Rainbow Dash's livelihood, we couldn't afford such a sacrivice. Do you know of any healers and magic users in this dimention's other worlds? Our own, are disabled after a misadventure in the Disembodied Heart Dimention where it's blood ocean disabled our own powers."
• Stingzy: "Well sadly, alot of magic folks are monster refugees as well. And they take Sassafrass' words seriously. They'll hear about what happen and would be ask to refuse service."
• Shifu: "..... Any, other opitons?"
• Stingzy: "..... There is the Cactus People, but they ain't friendly to strangers. Neither our type, NOR realm jumpers. Espeically Realm-Jumpers. They're hyper-realijustus about being where ya belong, and they view realm jumping as disrespectful to your realm."
• Icky: "So, are they also why you people know we're not from here outside of the refugees?"
• Stingzy: "The Cactus People taught us this first. The refs just confirmed their teachings true. Our goverment was mighty sympathic for those folks so they let'im stay. But the Cactus People felt they disrespected their old home by being here. Sympathy kept the Cactus People from forcefully evicting them back, but, they got awfully bitter about them being quick to leave what was their true home to live in this realm. T'aint nothing malevolent about it, they just take their tribal gospal to heart."
• Rainbow Dash: "Well, they're kinda my best shot to remove this curse that jerky lizard did on me?!"
• Stingzy: "Youngin', them Cactus Folk would sooner have you tossed back to where-ever you came from then fix what ales ya."
• Rainbow Dash: "Well the only other capable guy to fix this, WANTS STAR DEAD?! And I ain't for letting him have what he wants!"
• Stingzy: ".... Tell y'all what.... You come with me to the capital first, and then we'll talk about how we'll fix y'all. That a deal, pony?"
• Rainbow: Anything to get my wings back!
• Stingzy:... I'll take that as a yes. Now come with me. My Space Horse is getting impaient."
• Icky: "Space, horse? You have SPACE Horses?"
• Stingzy: "Well, not nessersarly actual equines. They're actselly mech-ships that happen to resemple horses."
• Icky: "...... That is still rediculiously badass, lady."

Millipede's Mansion

• Lord Millipede paces around in a complete circle nerviously.
• Buzzton and Buizz arrive.
• Lord Millipede: "Boys, please tell me you got the gears rolling to stop that Avatar?!"
• Buzzton:... You need to hear all those words exactly?
• Lord Millipede: (Glass shatter, comically distorted voice) THEY'RE STILL COMING'A?!?
• Buzzton: Trust me, they're just too smart, good, and tough for us.
• Lord Millipede: GAAAAH, DAMMITDAMMITDAMMIT!!!! THERE REALLY IS NO STOPPING THEM!!! THANK THE OUTER GODS, SANS THE XEXAXEZ, THAT SUNSET ACCSIDENTLY FOUND ME A BACK UP PLAN IN THE FORM OF THE OUTER GOD OF DOGS, IN WHICH I HAD SENT TO CAPTURE THE DIMENTIONAL LOCATOR TO TAKE BACK TO IT'S HOME REALM ONCE IT IS INEDITABLY COMPLETED?! That being said, DID YOU AT LEAST HAD THOSE CULT MEMBERS REVEIL THE AVATAR CURE?!
• Buzzton: "At the least, the misfits have gotten started."
• Lord Millipede: "Well the problem is, the Avatar's too fast for them, and considering this series clichés about being abit distracted, Starswirl and that Avatar would already even be one more piece away before they can get the Muiltiverse Book?!"
• Buizz: "Well why not get that book before them ahead of time?"
• Lord Millipede: "Not even Manapedes can resist endlessly reading that infinate knowledge foundtain that is the Multiverse Book, and we already know MUCH about the Multiverse that we can write OUR OWN BOOKS ABOUT IT?! We need to get those misfits to pick up the slack?! If they ended up getting stuck on an intermediate quest, GET IT DONE FASTER SO THEY DON'T WASTE TIME WITH SOME INTERMEDIATE SCHMOE?!"
• Buzzton: "Alchourse sir! We'll do our best, sir."
• Buzzton and Buizz flew off!
• A Famegafairy Maid showed up.
• Lord Millipede: "Ugh.... Please take me to Sunset to cuddle....."
• Famegafairy Maid: "That's, what I wanted to warn you about. Miss Sunset's out of her room."
• Lord Millipede: "...... SERIOUSLY?! (Zaps the Maid to be wearing a japanese maiden outfit)! NOTHING GOES RIGHT WITH ME?! (Crawls off)!"
• Famegafairy Maid: "..... Wow, I got off compairingly easy."

Mansion Hallway.

• Sunset: "Ohhhh, I wonder where all these doors go to. (Opens up a lego door to the lego dimention). YEEEEEEEEEE?! LEGOS?! (Runs in)!"
• Lord Millipede arrived and saw the open door.
• Lord Millipede: "..... And, it begins...... AND THE FREAKING LEGO DIMENTION OF ALL THINGS?! UGH, THAT TOYLINE IS EVERYWHERE NOWADAYS?! (Begrudgingly goes in after Sunset)"

Lego Dimention

• President Business: How are the plans for the Bricksburg relief effort? That blasted Duplo invasion wrecked it into nothing.
• Robot #1: Still under slow management.
• President Business: Glad I'm STILL President of Octan and the world after all that happened on Taco Tuesday.
• ???: TACOS?! WHERE?! (Sunset appeared)
• President Business:...... What... The... Brick?
• Robot 2: "This individual is not reckitnised in any offictal sector. Not even in the radical off-shoots."
• ??? 2: "Confound it, Sunny dear, (Appears now made of Lego) You were perfect in your normal human body, now you look like a lego person. (Takes a closer look of himself)..... And now I'm abunch of clay-mation sytle legos. Just my luck."
• Sunset: "Oh, look at that! (Sees a bunch of portals that go into spefifc lego worlds) Pretty portals! (Runs up to them)"
• PB: "Uh, miss, I wouldn't recimmend going into a world without a- (Sunset leaps in)..... Guide."
• Lord Millipede: "Ohhhhh, bother. Which world did she just- (It was Lego Jurassic Park)...... OH YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME?!  It COULDN'T'VE BEEN THE LEGO WORLD WITH THE CAT-UNICORN THING?! (Leaps in after Sunset)......"
• Robot 3: "..... I think those two were realm jumpers sir."
• President Business: "Thank you, Captain Obvious 2.0. (Presses a button) Stacy, can you inform the worlds that there are two Realm Jumpers on the loose, expect shenanigans."
• Female Voice: "Yes Mr. Business."

Lego Jurassic Park

• Lego Ingen Corperate Boss: "It is with great pride that after, ALOT of things that went wrong, I'm proud to say that we FINALLY perfected the safest dino-theme park in the history of everything. For we put all control of all the dinosaur's fences.... (Brings up a tiny box and opens it) On this tiny button. And we'll be all find as long as- (Sunset leaped through, jumped on the button and leaped into another protal)....... GOOD GRIEF, WE JUST CAN'T ESCAPE CHAOS THROEY, CAN WE- (The Lego Dinosaurs stampede out as the crowds retreated)."
• Lord Millipede: "(Shows up)..... Well that's what happens when you play god. (Saw the portal to the Lego Star Wars World)..... Really? From a Dinosaur Park to a Galaxy Far Far Away that looks futuristic yet it's in the past somehow? Good grief, Sunset! (Goes in)."

Lego Star Wars

• The Lego Galactic Empire was invading Hoth as Rebels retreated!
• Sunset appreared on a lego Tauntaun as she squeed in delight!
• Lord Millipede: "SUNSET, YOU GET BACK HERE THIS MINUTE?! A CENTER OF GALACTIC CONFLICT IS NO PLACE FOR A BRIDE TO BE- (Gets smushed by a Lego AT-AT)..... (Muffled) STUPID ROBOT CAMEL, YOU MADE ME LOOK BAD?! (Uses magic to blast the AT-AT off of him and resumes chase)"
• The Tauntaun stopped at another Portal as Sunset swan-dived into it!
• Lord Millipede: "Now what?! (Saw that it was Lego Harry Potter Now)..... REALLY?! WIZARDS?! FREAKING WIZARDS?! WHAT DOESN'T THIS TOYLINE COVER?! (Goes into the portal)"

Lego Harry Potter

• Lego Harry Potter was having a serious climatic battle with Lego Voldemort.
• Sunset flew in riding on a broom!
• Lego Harry Potter: 'WHAT THE- HEY?! THAT'S MY BROOM?!"
• Lego Lord Voldemort: "What matter of foolishness was- (Lord Millipede showed up)..... WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
• Lord Millipede: ".... I always wanted to do this..... Voldemort, WHY DON'T YOU GIVE YOURSELF A NOSE?! (Gives Lego Lord Voldemort a nose) (Laughs) So worth getting stomped by a robot camel! (Runs off)......"
• Lego Lord Voldemort: "..... What in the world was- (Lego Harry Potter magicly defeats him) AGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!"
• Millipede follows Sunset into the Lego Lord of the Rings World.

Lego LOTR

• Lego Gandalf stood against the Lego Balrog.
• Lego Gandalf: "YOU, SHALL NOT, P-"
• ???: "WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT, HOLD IT?!"
• Sunset ran by, then Millipede came up as well!
• Lord Millipede: "Okay, sorry for the interuption, just, go ahead and continue with your fake-out death scene!"
• Lego Gandalf: "..... OH WAY TO CAUSE A SPOILER ALERT, BUSTER?!"
• Lord Millipede: "LORD OF THE RINGS HAS BEEN COMPLETED AS A TRILOGY FOR YEARS NOW?! THIS S***'S NO LONGER NEW?! (Saw Sunset going into a portal for the Lego Simpsons) AW COME ON?! EVEN THE SIMPSONS?! THEY'RE ON EVERYTHING?! (Millipede followed in!)"

Lego Springfield

• A lego-afived intro for the simpsons began to play, as throughout the intro, Millipede went after Sunset across Lego Springfield, ending with the typical couch gag scene, only for Millipede to finally corner Sunset in the Simpson House!
• Lego Bart: "AY CRUMBA?!"
• Lord Millipede: "Okay, Sunny?! You had your fun?! You disrupted a dinosaur park, a galactic conflict, a wizard conflict, and an overly drumatic fake-out death scene?! So, can we please, just go ho- (Sunset dived right into a portal for Lego Spongebob)...... AW COME ON?!....... (Looks at the Lego Simpsons)..... By the way, fan of your show, but it outlasted it's welcome and it's getting stale. Please consider having a final season soon. (Goes into the portal after Sunset)......"
• Lego Homer: "...... The Hell just happened?!"

Lego Bikini Bottom.

• Lego Spongebob and Lego Patrick were chasing lego jellyfish!
• Lego Spongebob: "I got it, I got it!"
• Lego Patrick: I TOTALLY GOT I- (Sunset and Lord Millipede crashed)
• Sunset:... (Gurgling) Oh, hello- URP!! (Suffocates)
• Lord Millipede:... Purple transparent minifigure cook hats?... Oh we're in the long-dead Lego SpongeBob brand... (Sighs and summons two pieces just like Lego Sandy's helmet and tried to put it on Sunset before realizing her head piece couldn't fit it)... DAMMIT!! (Rapidly builds a portal and goes through with Sunset as they disappeared and the portal fell apart)
• Lego SpongeBob:... That was weird.

Millipede's Mansion

• Millipede and Sunset came back from the Lego door as water splashed about on the mansion as Famegafairies were quick to dry up the floor......
• Lord Millipede: "..... Okay, ya know what? I rather have this hypnotisum s*** gone?! (Turns Sunset back to complete normality)."
• (Deadpool): "Ya know, it's already too late, this already got unworthy to be remade in a seperate continuity."
• Lord Millipede: "QUIET YOU?! ALSO, THAT 4TH WALL JOKE'S INACCREATE NOW, HE'S NOW JUST ON THE FENCE ABOUT IT?!"
• Sunset: "(Moans) What, what happened, I- (Saw the outfit) WHAT THE?! WHAT DID YOU DO YOU ME, YOU CRAZY BUG?!"
• Lord Millipede: "(Sighs), I had to hypnotised you from going back into Equestria by making you madly in love with me. But then my servents doofusfully messed with the spell and you ended up with a child's mind, then you got out and made a mockery of the entire Lego Dimention..... Or, well, at least a select number of their spefific francise-based toylines. I got stomped by a giant robot camel and ended up ruining a famous scene, just to get to you! The only good thing out of it is that I got to mess with an over-hyped evil wizard."
• Sunset: "..... You BRAINWASHED ME?!"
• Lord Millipede: "I HAD TO?! IF YOU WENT BACK INTO EQUESTRIA, THE XIRDS WILL FIND YOU, FIGURE OUT WHERE I AM AND COME AFTER ME?! THEN, THEN IT'LL BE A HOT-SKIP-OF-A-JUMP BEFORE I GET EATEN BY THE UNIVERSE EATING BASTURD THAT ATE MY DIMENTION?! Look, I know that doing that to you was, uncouth, BUT I WAS DESPERATE AND SCARED?! I, I, (Starts shedding tears) I WAS LITTERALLY A FEW MISGUIDED JESTURES ON YOUR PART FROM DEATH?! (Sunset saw that) CAUSE TRUST ME, BEING CONVERTED INTO COSMIC ENERGY BY A GIANT GALAXY BEING IS NOT FUN IN THE SLIGHEST?! I DIDN'T MEAN ANY HARM?! I NEVER MEANT ANY HARM?! I AM JUST A VICTIM OF A PUNISHMENT FROM AN AMORAL UNIVERSE-BEING'S PUNISHMENT APAWN MY PEOPLE FOR WHAT SOME JACKASS OF A LEADER DID, AND, AND, AND- (Sunset placed a hand on him)......."
• Sunset: "...... Look..... Give me a chance to change into less lewd clouthes, and, we'll talk about this."
• Lord Millipede: "..... You're not still on about the Equestria thing, are you?"
• Sunset: "That depends on what we agree on. Now, where can I change clothes?"
• Lord Millipede: "You were given your own room. The servents picked out the LOVELIST of ballroom gowns and housewife attire, I-"
• Sunset: "THAT, is up for debate too, Mister."
• Lord Millipede: "..... Figures. Okay, go ahead and slip into something, PG at the least. And please promise me you won't mess with this hallway again."
• Sunset: "Considering what you just said, yeah, I think I rather not make myself look like a doofus to another dimention again. (Leaves)."
• Lord Millipede: "...... (Quietly) This pre-marriage trail run is a walking dishastor area. I really need to get this relationship stablised."
• Famegafairy: WHY DIDN'T YOU GO TO A QUARTER BRAINWASH LIKE WE ASKED?!
• Lord Millipede: "I GOT STEPPED ON BY A ROBOT CAMEL, IDIOT?! (Makes the Famegafairy wear an extra rediculious costume) BESIDES, I DOUBT SHE'LL EVER ALLOW ME ANOTHER CHANCE?! (Leaves bitterly)....."
• Famegafairy: "..... (Sighs). I probaility deserved this for getting up in his case."
• Buzzton (Via from a communication portal): Sir! I think I have an idea. We can just lure the Lodgers to the Multiverse Book, and when they likely decide to hide it away, it can buy us some time.
• Lord Millipede:... Well it's something. I just hope no other setbacks occur.

Mewni

• Hekapoo:... HE'S OPENED ANOTHER BREACH!!... And it's a traveling one.
• Xird: Which dimension?
• Hekapoo:...... The Lego Dimension.
• Xird:... Odd choice. I kinda figure the Manapede would be too mature for that dimention of living playthings.
• Hekapoo: I don't think it was by exact choice. He was chasing what looked like a bacon-haired girl. Still, the portal IS traceable. In order to open portals, he'd have to get around it's physical laws by building a portal machine from the pieces around him.
• Xird: Then we must find the destroyed portal and rebuild it. We'll go directly to him.
• Hekapoo: "That's, the thing. The residence there are likely to be super weary of "Realm Jumpers" now."
• Xird: "I see..... Then you'll need to send someone that can earn their trust. Someone very good at diplomacy. I would've recimend Miss Star and the misfits, but I suspect they're likely busy going after our Avatar due to him being someone they cared about."
• Hekapoo: "Well what did ya think was gonna happen when your guys took that kid to turn him into one?"
• Xird: "Reckitnise that it was purely to have a powerful force against the Manapede. Manapedes were the strongest of any dimentionals our masters have punished. Had it not been for the Xexaxez, the Manapede race could've run domain of virtually HALF of the Multiverse, and growing. They would've run rampent on the multiverse."
• Hekapoo: "Is that what your masters were afraid what the Mewmans were gonna do?"
• Xird: "It was not meant to be of intentional malevolence, plain-jumper. But what the Mewmans did to the monsters of M'onrarus, only proved exactly why the Xexaxez did what needed done. Because an Interdimentional Empire that is unstoppable, would've been dangerious for the balence of all things."
• Hekapoo: Okay, okay, let's not waste time and find a native of the Lego Dimension that can work with us. But that President Business guy would be too obvious. We need someone motivational and unpredictable......

Lego Dimension

• Emmet: (Sung this while running across the post-apocalyptic Bricksburg)

Everything Is AWESOME!!! -- The LEGO® Movie -- Tegan and Sara feat. The Lonely Island

• Hekapoo:... An accidental hero/guy that can still be that cheerful in a setting like that, seems good enough.
• Xird: "For the sake of containing the Manapede, let's hope our faith is not ill-placed."
• Emmet: HEY, LUCY!!! You wanted to see me?
• Wyldstyle: Yeah.
• Lego Batman (Consider him an exception to the no comic book character rule due to popular assusiation with the Lego Dimention as his own person thanks to the Lego Movie): Dude, does that song EVER get old?
• Emmet: It's got me by the studs, so, no. It was practically Bricksburg's trademark outside of Where Are My Pants.
• Lego Batman: IT'S LITERALLY THE SAME LINE EVERY EPISODE!!!!
• Emmet: Yeah, but it's the delivery that sells it.
• Wyldstyle: (Sighs) Look, President Business said that there's some plain jumpers on the loose.
• Metalbeard: Aye, strangers from outside our worlds. Aliens says I.
• Emmet:... Are they like the Duploians?
• Wyldstyle: No. They just... Take the forms of us when they're here. Awkward, I know.
• Unikitty: (On phone) ANOTHER EPISODE?! Oy, why'd I have to have my own show? Okay, look, I have to call you back, it's Master Builder business.... (Anger mode) I KNOW, BUT GROW SOME PATIENCE, WILL YOU?! (Hangs up) Ugh. Agents.
• Benny: They were last seen in the SpongeBob world.
• Lego Batman: "Didn't that world grew stagnant due to the toyline stoping to producing relicas of the canon show?"
• Wyldsytle: "Well yeah, but that's besides the point. The Plain Jumpers seem to, vanish after that."
• Metalbeard: "Perhaps they realised they caused enough shenanigans and shoved off back to whince they came."
• Wyldstyle: Well we might as well go check it out just in case. (They put on Benny's spacesuits)
• Emmet:... You know, all those times we were in SpongeBob's turf, we didn't consider looking less like Aqua Raiders or any other aquatic worlds? Wearing average scuba suits or any air support suits are like dressing publicly as clowns to people in Bikini Bottom.
• Lego Batman: Well to me it's like we wear police outfits. It's just Master Builder business.
• ???: GUYS!!! (Lego Sandy came in)
• Unikitty: Well it's about time you came.
• Lego Sandy: Grow some patience, p***y! (Emmet laughed out loud as Sandy rapidly built her rocket from her set)... Get your hind ends in the flying machine.
• Benny: SPACESHIP!!!
• Wyldstyle: Oh dear higher building intelligence, not agai- (This happened until they crashed into Bikini Bottom)

SPACESHIP!!!!!!!!!!!

0:49-1:08

• Wyldstyle: (They were all in suits)... Uggh! That's the LAST time we bring Benny when it involves a spaceship.
• Bikini Bottomite: (Laughs) YOUR SUITS LOOK RIDICULOUS!!!
• Lego Batman: "Well pardon us for not being able to breath water, funny boy."
• Emmet: So, umm... Where's the portal thing?
• Unikitty: "..... That's, actselly a good question."
• Lego Sandy: SpongeBob and Patrick said the pieces are still in Jellyfish Fields.
• Benny: "Well that's not so bad."
• Lego Sandy: "..... It's gonna be blooming season, and in the next five hours, they're gonna be everywhere."
• Lego Batman: Oh, that's inconvenient. REEEEEEALLY inconvenient.
• Emmet: Well maybe we can make it to the portal in ti-

Lego Jellyfish Fields

• Emmet: (Lego jellyfish completely surrounded the fields)... Okay, maybe not.
• Lego SpongeBob: I got it. (Uses his Master Builder abilities to build up a SpongeHenge and allowed the music to quell off the jellyfish)... There. Mission accomplished. (More jellyfish arrived)... Wow these guys breed like mad.
• Lego Batman: "Circle of life, kid. Circle of life."
• Lego SpongeBob: Well I've done all I can do.
• Emmet: Then what do we do?
• ???: Maybe I can help. (Hekapoo appeared)
• Lego Batman: "Okay, not even I have to be, (Poses drumaticly), The Batman, (Goes back to normal stance), To realise that your a realm jumper."
• Unikitty: "Don't take it the wrong way, miss, but, we're a tiny bit cautious about jumpers right now, espeically after the Shenanigans that happened."
• Hekapoo: Oh, we're not the jumpers. We're DIFFERENT jumpers. We came because of those jumpers to investigate.
• Wyldstyle: Who's we?
• Hekapoo: Just take my word for it, you don't want to know if you don't want to poop studs. This other guy couldn't come because the quick-asimulation spell won't effect him, ergo, he would look pretty creepy. We're after one of them because he's an interdimensional fugitive. He also kidnapped someone from another dimension by the name of 'Sunset Shimmer'. And we feel they didn't come here on purpose.
• Lego SpongeBob: Well one of them couldn't breath down here. The other was juvenile Alaskan Bull Worm huge. They built the portal machine to escape.
• Hekapoo: Well I can't rebuild it unless I had some instructions or source of reference. But you guys can do it without any reference. So can you rebuild it so we can go and finish the job?
• Wyldstyle: Oh. So others are farther on it than us. Okay. Buuuuut, there's just one problem. THERE'S JELLYFISH EVERYWHERE!!!!!
• Lego Sandy: Yeah. They're cold and mean and not too bright.
• Lego SpongeBob: Not to mention it's blooming season. You do NOT want to disturb a jellyfish during a courtship, let alone an entire smack of them.
• Lego Patrick: Jellyfish don't smack, they sting.
• Lego SpongeBob:...... A group of jellyfish is called a smack, Patrick.
• Lego Patrick: (Scoffs) That's silly. It's like calling a group of animals a punch, or kick.
• Hekapoo: Oh, it's nothing I can't deal with. (Duplicates herself)
• Metalbeard: "WHAT WITCHCRAFT BE THIS?!"
• Hekapoo: It's magic, bitch. (She built a lot more SpongeHenges all over Jellyfish Fields and got all of them to clear the way to the portal pieces before remerging)... Right this way.
• Emmet: "..... That, really felt like something even beyond what Imaginators can do."
• Hekapoo: When you travel to other dimensions, you'll understand. Now, SpongeBob, can you remember what the portal looked like?
• Lego SpongeBob: Yeah. Master Builders do have photographic memory. We see everything. (Builds the portal quickly)... And badda-bing-badda-boom, your portal is complete.
• Hekapoo: Alright. Finally. (Goes through the portal)

Millipede Mansion.

• Famegafairy: "(Finishes drying up the floors)..... Welp, took awhile, but we're just about-"
• The Lego Door opened again with another splash of water which smacked present Famegafairies away!
• Famegafairy 2: "AW COME ON?!"
• Hekapoo come in no longer a lego figure.
• Hekapoo: "..... I, don't reckitnised this place. (Brings up a dimention reader)..... Oh, I get it now. The clever sneak is hiding in a dimentional crossword realm, a place that purely exists to lead paths into different dimentions.... And, it looks like he buildt a house in it."
• A Famegafairy yelped in surprise and went to a bust of Lord Millipede, opened up a head to reveil a button and pressed it!
• Voice: "INTRUDER ALERT?! INTRUDER ALERT?!"
• Hekapoo: "..... Annnnnnd he has his own security system. Figures."
• The floor opened up to show armies apawn armies of robots simular to this, this, this, and this, then came a hyper advance program simular to this this, but with a Manapede face.
• Security Program: "(Echoy Computer) You are tresspassing. Vacate these private residence immediately, or be destroyed."
• Hekapoo: ".... Awww man, he's been at the Roboloid Dimention?! And he got one of the best security system of that dimention too?!"
• Security Program: "You have 10 seconds to comply. 10."
• Hekapoo: And by getting me to leave, you intentionally leave me to get reinforcements, right? (The Security Program stopped)......
• Security Program: "...... 3-2-1 FIRE?!"
• The Roboliods began charging up their weapons!
• Hekapoo: "...... Why did I thought telling them that was a good idea?! (They fired and trapped her in an energy ball carrying her away)"

Later...

• Lord Millipede: (Hekapoo woke up to see him).... Rise and shiny, uninvited guest!
• Hekapoo: YOW!!! Man, you're bigger than I thought.
• Lord Millipede: Flattering. But I'm already taken.
• Sunset: (She came in) Millipede, are you ready to-...... Uh, who's that?
• Lord Millipede: An intruder. I was about to discuss her fate with her, either staying here for life, or outright destroying her.
• Sunset: WHAT?!
• Lord Millipede: Hon, you know nobody can know where I am. I'm already in deep enough s*** as it is.
• Sunset: "I get that, but don't you think destroying someone's, abit too much?!"
• Lord Millipede: "Erm, well, that's, what I am trying to deside, Sunny. I, want to deduce the threat level, and-"
• Sunset: "She doesn't look like she works with one of those eye-things!"
• Lord Millipede: "They're called Xirds, Sunny, we discussed this, and keep in mind that they can be VERY persuasive... And by persuasive, I mean force them to help because they can regress you into a fetus if they don't! For all we know, she could be a hired assassin from an Assassin Dimention!"
• Sunset: "Assassin Dimention?! Really?!"
• Lord Millipede: "Honey, you're talking to a giant sentient omnipotient magical millipede, and earlier before you frolicked in an entire dimention of an iconic building blocks franchise! I think it's safe to say that the Multiverse has some pretty weird s***! Like the candleheaded chick here."
• Hekapoo: My name is Hekapoo, thank you.
• Lord Millipede:... Wait, THE Hekapoo? Forger of dimensional scissors?
• Hekapoo: Surprised? I'm surprised you actually heard of me.
• Lord Millipede:... Well this changes WAY too much. Miss, uh, could you by any chance-
• Hekapoo: No. I promised that I'd help them. In fact, you should be thanking me. They promised they'd leave you to the dimensional residents if I helped them.
• Lord Millipede: Yeah, suuuuure. They never bargain with mortals. EVER.
• Sunset: Millipede!
• Lord Millipede: Honeybuns, interdimensionals are talking.
• Sunset: Honeybu-... What have you been doing when I was brainwashed?!
• Lord Millipede: You don't want to know.... And don't look at the camera.
• Hekapoo: It's true. They promised to spare me and the Mewmans in exchange for my help.
• Lord Millipede:...... (Laughs) Yeah right. That's a half-assed gamble, even for you.
• Sunset: Millipede, are we going to talk or not?!
• Lord Millipede: IN A MINUTE!!!! I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF THIS FIRST, SWEETIE!!!
• Sunset: DON'T CALL ME THAT!!!
• Famegafairy: "(Quietly) Lord Millipede, this arguement is at a risk of losing her again."
• Lord Millipede: "..... (Quietly) Ohhhh, Buzz me. (Clears throat)..... (Openly), Ya know, Heckapoop, it turns out that I have abit of a love spat to attend to, how's about I let the Master Program tend with you, M'kay? (Presses a button that brings back the Security Program). Master C.O.N.T.R.O.L., interigate the intruder for me. Then afterwords, put her in the holding facility until further notice."
• Master C.O.N.T.R.O.L.: "Command accepted. (Millipede proceeded to leave with Sunset as Roboloids entered)...... Take Hekapoo to the interigation program."
• The Roboloids get closer.
• Heckapoo: "..... So much for this being easy."

Dining Hall

• Lord Millipede had Sunset seated down as a lovely dinner was prepared.
• Lord Millipede: (Got to his end) Ahem! I apologises about the earlier thing, Sunny. You need to understand on how much danger I am in with the Xexaxez after my thorax! Need I stress that they eat dimentions that get too powerful or are glitches?! I fall in the catagory of being from a dimention with too much power on it's hands?! Because of what an idiot in office did, the Manapede dimention was purged cause of it, and, all escaped survivers are sought after like hunting game?! You kinda need understand that I am just trying to stay alive, Sunny!"
• Sunset: Well there's better ways, you know.
• Lord Millipede: Those monsters wouldn't agree, sadly.
• Sunset: Well you heard Whatsapoop. They're willing to let you go.
• Lord Millipede: She either lied, or is the perfect sap for them. The Xexaxez don't just bargain like that when it comes to their job. Does a cop bargain with a criminal? No. Alchourse not!
• Sunset: "Then what about "Plea Bargains"? "Bail"? "Parole"?"
• Lord Millipede: "THOSE three things have STRINGS attached! Pleas basicly require you to betray your partners in crime. Bail costs money! And Parole only offers a haunting reminder that you fucked up with socity and now have to live with it for the rest of your life?! And even then, the Xexaxez don't offer ANYTHING of the like!"
• Sunset: Well, I don't think she'd joke around with something like that. There's always a better way.
• Lord Millipede: Outer Gods don't see that. They see us as insignificant like how people commenly view insects, micropes even, and interacting with our concerns are pointless.
• Sunset: Well maybe, but it wouldn't hurt to do it anyway. You can't keep hiding like this forever. A life like that is just as sad as an insignificant existence.
• Lord Millipede: What choice do I have? There's no stopping the Xexaxez. This is the only way to survive.
• Sunset: Look, as pointless as conflicts like this are to them, even they can't argue that doing them doesn't hurt. Outer Gods clearly sound bored. It's actually way too easy to get them to help. All you have to do is say this: it may be pointless to get involved in mortal affairs, but it's just as pointless to ignore them.
• Lord Millipede: What do you mean? I mean, you realise your talking about a race of universe-eating galaxy people! You even freaked out when I showed you a depiction of one!
• Sunset: "Well, how are Outer Gods REALLY different then normal gods?"
• Lord Millipede: "An extremely complicated power tier system that ranges from the minus 10s to the 1000s and infinate. Gods are more often at the least tiers 3 or 2, sometimes 1 if they're of creator and/or destroyer status. The Xexaxez, are "Power Cosmic" beings, ergo, they're tier infinity. They're practicly top of the multiversual food chain, second only to their creators?! You kinda have to realise that the top dogs, are RARELY merciful to the under-dogs?!"
• Sunset: "..... That doesn't mean they can't be given reason to."
• Lord Millipede: "EVERYTHING I JUST SAID- (Sunset held her hand up)....."
• Sunset: ".... Considering what you went through, I feel like you only think they couldn't be reasoned with, is because you were personally wronged. And, yeah, I get it, I wouldn't consider eating an entire universe, particularly forgiveable, nor, a pleasent thought, but, you wanna know what's an even more unpleasent thought? Living, in a state of constint fear, to the point of hiding. Doing so has ruined the lives of many victims of a tragity...."
• Lord Millipede: "..... That's, the underlining problem, Sunny....... Because, of the actions, of an idiotic JACKASS, an entire dimention was.... Devoured....... I, lost, everything, to the Xexaxez...... And, I, wasn't even a pupa yet........ I, had to be raised, BY FARMERS, on a dimention not even my own?! I, used to have hope, DREAMS, even, that I would get to reunite with other surviving Manapedes, and live in secret in the crossroad realms, out of reach of Xexaxez and their disgusting parasites and sad deluded cults and avatars alike!...... But, the fact, that I, was never rescued from the USRA's little stunt on me, nor that I had never gotten contact..... That speaks volume on how, alone I am now..... I fear, it's realistic to assume, that in this vast multiverse..... (Breaking voice) I'm, a unique commodity..... There may, never, be another like me."
• Sunset: "...... You don't know that, Millipede. (Millipede was about to talk) EVEN WITH OMNIPOTENT KNOWLEDGE...... They could be trying to avoid attention like you are doing. They could be doing it to the point that even you couldn't've realised it. They could be hiding in a different part of these crossroad realms too."
• Lord Millipede: "..... You know what typically happens to those that hope, Sunny? They learn that reality is a cold, unforgiving c**t?! I, once hope that I would stay a beloved "God-King" of the Pharaguians, whilist the Skeps wished to colonised a planet that has been an icon of their culture for centauries, whereas the USRA races were betting on having the Skeps to be members due to the Skeps love of fairness, but, you wanna know what happened after the USRA, desided, to take the Yaterons seriously about their concerns about my power in Pharagu? I GOT BANISHED INTO A CAVERN VIA A RITUAL?! AFTER THEN, IN MY, ANGER, (SMACKS AROUND FOOD AS FAMEGAFARIES GET SCARED) I MADE THOSE IDIOTS FORGET ABOUT PHARAGU AS IT WAS, EVER HAVING LIFE?! THUS, IT ALLOWED A STUPID RAT LITTERALLY NAMED CHEESEPUFFUS, TO USE THE PLANET'S ACID LAKES AS A MEANS TO RESOLVE A FREAKING GARBAGE PROBLEM, THEN THEY FOUND OUT TOO LATE THAT THEY BASICLY DROPPED MOUNTAINS AND MOUNTIANS OF LITTERAL S*** AND THE LIKE, ON POOR PEOPLE?! THUS, THE PHARAGUIANS TURNED INTO BIG USRA HATEING ASSHATS, THE SKEPS DESIDED TO FOUND UIS WITH THREE OTHER BITTER-USRA CRITICS, WHICH WILL PROCEED, TO HAUNT THAT GROUP AND THEIR RACES, EVEN AFTER THE USRA DISBANED?! AND, YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT UIS CAME TO DO SINCE?!..... Entire systems, got censored?! A race that just evacuated from their dead planet, ALL ROUNDED UP AND FORCED TO LIVE IN A TEADR 1 SUPER PROJECT OF AN ARTIFICTAL PLANET?! UIS HAS AN ENTIRE SYSTEM THAT HAVE SPACE STATIONS THAT'RE DEDICATED PRISONS?! THE UNFORTUNATE TRUTH OF THAT DIMENTION, IS THAT UIS ARE THE ONES CALLING THE SHOTS?!.... All domain the USRA races have, is only reasonably within their terratories.... AND THAT VA S*** NEEDS NO INTRODUCTION?!..... (Sobs)..... I....... I ruined, that dimention...... It was, all, my, FAULT?! I, COMMITED THE VERY THING THE XEXAXEZ EXISTED TO PREVENT?!:..... A ruining, of a universe....... I, ruined that dimention, in trying to make it better....... If, I can't even hope, to be the best thing to happen, in my foster dimention, what hope do I have about anything the Xexaxez MIGHT do? What hope do I have, of EVER having love?"
• Sunset: ".... Millipede, you're not as hopeless as you think. Remember the good things you were doing in Equestria."
• Lord Millipede: "If it wasn't clear before or if the mindwarping made you forget, Sunny dear, I ONLY DID THOSE PEOPLE FAVORS TO USE THEM AS NAY-SAYER BLOCKADES CAUSE THE PEACOCK WAS DOUBTFUL OF MY LEGITAMANCY AS MILLIMER?!"
• Sunset: "Be that as it may, you still did those ponies great good. You do, actselly have good in you, it's just..... Exsirsize it, in ways that cause more harm then good."
• Lord Millipede: "..... Sunny, that's sweet of you, but..... I need some time alone now. (Millipede flew off)......."
• Famegafairy cleaner: "(Cleaning up mess)..... Sorry ya had to see that."
• Sunset: "...... He was really upset about hmself."
• Famegafairy Cleaner: "Yeah, can't be help. PTXRSD can do that to ya."
• Sunset: "PTXRSD?"
• Famegafairy Cleaner: "Post-Trumatic Xexaxez-Related Stress Disorder. Speically common with dimentionals that were victims of a Xexaxez devouring of a universe and managed to survive. The surprising thing is that a Manapede of all things can actselly get it. They usually have one of the most durable mentalities of the Multiverse. PTXRSD has been known to make effected Dimentionals extremely broken, prone to costly mistakes, and conflicting feelings."
• Sunset: "..... Is, is that why he's like this? Also, "conflicting feelings"?"
• Famegafairy cleaner: "Well yeah. They often end up having contridictory thoughts about certain things and people. Like, anger, sadness, happiness, timidity, admiration, lov- (Realises he was saying to much)...... I said too much, I SAID TOO MUCH?! (Buzzes off before Sunset could stop him)!"
• Sunset: "(Becomes more concerned, not just for Millipede's state of mind, but for her own well-being)..... (Quietly) I got to learn more."
• Sunset walks off.

Mansion Library

• Sunset entered the library and got to the set of books marked M. She took a while to look through books, but found one book called "Mental Illness from across the dimentions and you".
• Sunset: "There it is. (Opens it). (Turns alot of pages) Gotta be here somewhere, (Stops on a certain page) AHA! "PTXRSD"! That's what I'm looking for. (Goes up to a table and sat down). Post-Trumatic Xexaxez-Related Stress Disorder can be considered the outer god of disorders.

Flashback represented by depictions and drawings of a book.

• Author's voice: The Disorder can be formed from witnessing a trumatic exspearience, of witnessing a dimention being purged by Xexaxez hands. Thus, the event, will forever, haunt them. They'll be broken beyond repair, to mortal and deity capability as it were, and would forever be considered a danger onto themselves, and others. You are to be acknowledgement of these common traits of such a broken victim.:

1. An extreme potency of cynicism, lack of faith, sociopathic tendencies, mood swings, severe lack of patience, extreme unprecedented levels of fear and paranoia, tendency to humiliate, belittle or insult others, and above all, a misguided sense of wanting to have a greater purpose.

2. An always consistent tendency to make costly mistake after costly mistake, even from doing good. Note: Sometimes they can adapt to this and do better, but in a Fernix Paradox, this new stream of good tidings will eventually be build up to even more mistakes in a foreseeable future, even if only of a thing they failed to consider even once.

3. Inconsistent emotions, the most serious symptom of PTXRSD. A bearer of the illness can often have the most misguided of feelings that may not be considered fully accurate to how they would normally feel under normal circumstances, even if some of these feelings are spot on, the real problem with inconsistent feelings, is unpredictability. This symptom can cover a wide-range of emotions. Even, Love.

• Auther's Voice: It is imperative that you put such a broken soul in a place away from any individual as possible, or else they would end up changing the destinies of many, forever. Along with, another danger, espeically when they are likely of a dimension destroyed by the Xexaxez. That if found within an actual dimensional realm, Xirds and Avatars especially, can home into such an individual if left unchecked. Hence why such broken individuals tend to hide in the crossroads of dimensions, places often ignored by even the Xexaxes due to their existence of only being a place of dimensional traffic. But sometimes, if an ill-being is too powerful, then Xirds and Avatars would be especially determined by building a Dimensional Locator, a device made from the most powerful objects and substances of the multiverse, and when combined, it has the power to find any realm, even realms between realms, and once so, then, there'll be no escape.
• Xird depictions were seen flying into the crossroad realm enmass!

Present

• Sunset was breathing heavily of what she read.
• Sunset: "..... (Quietly)...... I need, to help him..... From himself. (Gets up) I need to find that Candle Lady. (Goes off)."

Roboloid Interrogation Room

• Hekapoo: I told you a MILLION TIMES, AND IT'S THE UTMOST TRUTH!!!! THEY PROMISED TO SPARE HIM!!!
• Interrogator Droid: (Robot Chicken Doctor Ball MD tone) GOOD OUTER GODS, MAM, I'M AN INTERROGATOR, NOT A LIE DETECTOR!!!!
• Hekapoo: (Flamed up) WELL YOU SHOULD HAVE THAT SETTING IF YOU'RE AN INTERROGATOR ROBOT!!!
• Interrogator Droid: MY LAST ONE BROKE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!
• Hekapoo: Well maybe you should be scrapped and replaced.
• Interrogator Droid: OH MY WORD, WOMAN, WHAT INSENSITIVITY!!!!
• Hekapoo: You're a machine, robots are not OFFICTALLY a race, you rusty flying ball. I mean, sure, they can be treated as equils in some worlds in select dimentions, but for the most part, robots are just self-aware computers.
• Interrogator Droid: OH A WISE WRETCH, HUH?! WELL HOW ABOUT THIS?! (Plays this)

Eminem - The Real Slim Shady (Edited)

• Hekapoo: GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
• Roboloid: "Beep."
• Interragator Droid: "I know making her mad would only make her less co-operative, but her magic is drained, so the worse she can do is throw fits."
• Roboloid 2: "Beep."
• Interragator Droid: "Hey, no reason to be sassy!"
• Hekapoo: "Ugh, these roboloids just HAD to be the bots that steriotypically speak in beeps."
• Interragator Droid: "Hey, give Master C.O.N.T.R.O.L. some slack, the Roboloids' English Program.EXE exspired. He's still working on getting it updated."
• Hekapoo: "Then how the heck are you able to speak english?"
• Interragator Droid: "Simple. Additional security aide machines like Interragator Droids are sold seperately and come with seperate english programs. That being said, I'M ASKING THE QUESTIONS HERE, MISSY?!"
• Hekapoo: UHGH, I'M TELLING THE TRUTH, WHY WON'T YOU BELIEVE ME?! UAAAGH, AS CRAZY AS IT IS, WHAT I WOULDN'T DO FOR THE BOX OF TRUTH HERE!!!!!
• Sunset: (Was seen having been here for awhile) GUYS!! (The Roboloids look at Sunset)...... You're clearly not going anywhere with her. Maybe I should take it from here.
• Interragator Droid: ".... Oh, sure Miss Shimmer. We were just about to put her in her holding containment anyway. You can have that chat from there."

Later...

• Hekapoo was seen placed in a speicalised chamber designed to counteract with her powers.
• Sunset: "..... Listen, miss, Heckapoo-"
• Hekapoo: "Hek-A-Poo."
• Sunset: "Right, right..... Anyway, I want to talk to you about Millipede, and.... I think I discovered what's really wrong with him."
• Hekapoo: "I knew it, he has PTXRSD, right?"
• Sunset: "No, he has PTX-... How'd you know?"
• Hekapoo: "Well, I'm part of a commision of magic that regulates alot of rules in the dimentions Mewmans are residing. We also learn alot about the dimentions. And frankly, bug boy has that disorder BAD! And given that he's a Manapede, a creature that not even Omnitraxus would EVER suspect of even being able to HAVE that illness, that guy's a powder keg at risk of blowing up spectactuarly. And trust me, someone with that kind of illness, is a high risk for the multiverse. Kinda why the Xirds are after him, on top of him being from a devoured dimention."
• Sunset: ".... Well, it explains why he's so.... Off. He is REALLY afraid of the Xexaxez for what they did to his people, that he would sooner hide away in this place then to live his life."
• Hekapoo: "Well to be fair, if it hadn't been for me, and he was still out and about in dimentions, life would've been painfully brief. He can't help being afraid of those things, his dimention was helplessly eaten by an Xexaxez for being too powerful for multiverse stability. As a result, people with that disorder, always hate and fear the Xexaxez no matter what. And you diffently may wanna be careful about how he really feels about everything. Inconsistent emotions' the badmamajama of that disorder's synptoms. He may not even know what he really feels about you."
• Sunset: "I wish I could help you, but, I doubt these robots would allow that, and even then, Millipede espeically doesn't want that. I rather play it safe and not do anything to set him off."
• Hekapoo: "Trust me on that, that's a good call. There's no telling on the effects he would have on the dimentions if he's pushed too far."
• Sunset:... But I may have a plan. Where's your dimensional scissors? I'm going after the last piece of this dimension locater and bringing the Lodgers here.
• Hekapoo:... You know that you can't find someone with dimensional scissors if you don't know where they are, right?
• Sunset:... F***.
• Hekapoo: But I CAN tell you the last piece's location. You need to find the Multiverse Book in-
• Interrogator Droid: (Shows up) Hey, lady! Time's up. Millipede wants us to get back to interrogating.
• Sunset: I, I was just getting to the good part.
• Interrogator Droid: Well how do we know you weren't really interrogating her and thinking of sneaking away?
• Sunset:... I wasn't?
• Interrogator Droid: Good. Now kindly let us get to work. We don't want to have Millipede worried.
• Sunset: ("Ugh, DAMMIT!!")

Library

• Sunset: (Looking crazily for a book) Nononononononono, nothing about this Multiverse Book. I can't find it with the scissors unless I know where it is. Ugh!! This is just great. I get this close to fixing everything and then I fall into a ditch. (Kicks the shelf in aggravation, which apawn so caused a particulary old and dusty book fell near her)...... (Sunset picks it up)...... Books of the Multiverse. There's a book, for books? (Opens up to the first page) Author's note: Yes, I'm aware of the weirdness of a book being about books, but keep in mind that the books I talk about are above and beyond any book of any civilised dimension. Well, B for comedic effort, Author of this Book. The Book of Life, Book of the Dead, Chuhulu's Tome, The Book of Peace, The Book of Knowledge, Book of the Gods, The Book of Villains, The Book of Heroes, The Book of Adventures, The Book of Tragities, the Book of Triumpth, The Book of Egos, The Great Golden Tome of..... Memes? I, guess that could be from the "Memeverse" Millipede reference. The Great Builder Manuels, The Book of Gold, The Book of Blood, The Book of Dragons, (Confused) Ned's Declassifived School Survival Guide?.... That's, a weird thing to add into a book about the greatest books and tomes of dimensions. The Book of Food, The Book of the Elements, Book of Light, Book of Darkness AH-HA!! The Book of the Multiverse! Protected by the Infinite Knowledgers, The Book of the Multiverse, or simplifived as the Multiverse Book, is the greatest book of the infinite knowledge of all new and old dimensions. It resides in the multiverse's greatest epicenter of knowledge: The Infinity Library. Tch, that sounds like something it'll take FOREVER to get Twilight out of. Okay, I now know where to go, I just need a method. And I can't rely on that crazy hallway of dimensional doors because, I wouldn't know what the dimensional door to a dimension of all knowledge would look like! Ugh, but I didn't even make a plan to get Hekapoo's Dimensional Scissors either!"
• ???: "DAMN IT, BUZZBY?!"
• An immature Famegafairy was seen buzzing about with Hekapoo's Dimention scissers as another one chased him!
• Older Famegafairy: "I TOLD YA YOU SHOULDN'T BUZZ WITH SCISSERS, BUZZBY?! ESPEICALLY NOT ONES MADE TO OPEN DIMENSIONS?!"
• Younger Famegafairy (Buzzby): "YOU CAN'T CATCH ME, BIZZY?! (Laughs)"
• Bizzy: "DAMN IT, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO PUT THE INTRUDER'S SCISSORS IN A SAFE PLACE, NOT FOOL AROUND WITH IT?!"
• Sunset: "..... (Quietly) Wow, he really IS prone to making mistakes. Those two have to be the worse guys to be entrusted with a dimension traveling anything!"
• Sunset quietly followed the duo into into a storage closest, as the older Famegafairy finally snagged the scissors!
• Bizzy: "Now TRY to take it seriously, bro! (Places the Scissors on top of a pedestal). We need to put these dimension traveling scissers out of reach of ANYONE! ESEPICALLY, THE INTRUDER! (Presses in security codes that activated laser security).... And only WE know that the passcode is A1B2C3, not anyone else. Now come on, let's get back to helping the others clean out the water in the dimension door hallway. AGAIN?! (The duo buzzed off as Sunset remained hidden.)."
• Sunset got to the enterence of the storage room and saw the defence lazers.....
• Sunset: "..... (Sighs)..... Well.... (Starts doing practice sessions) I guess it's time for me to put Rainbow's Atletics and Fluttershy's Yoga Sessions to good use. (She did wicked acrobatic moves with her human body and reached the pedestal)... Whew. That was... Too easy. Now what was the code? (Pushes in A1B2C3)... What a generic passcode, really. (Gets the dimensional scissors and tore her way off unaware that Millipede was watching with his powers)"
• Lord Millipede:... Weirdly elaborate way to move forward with your plan, Buzzton. Also, I'll have to remember to send Bizzy and Buzzby back to confidence training class..... AGAIN?!

An extremely large Libary.

• Sunset arrived, but ended up discovering that she was seveal stories high in a very large libary as she fell down screaming, but was saved by falling into a very large see of comfry beanbags.
• Sunset got up.
• Sunset: ".... Lucky break with those bean bags. (Sunset looked around and saw books as far as the eye can see)...... Wow, both Twilights would have lady boners to this place."
• Sunset saw a large robed figure reading a book.
• Sunset approuched him.
• Sunset: "Excuse me, sir, can you- (The figure turned to her and reveiled that he had a head of a closed down laying book) WHOA?!"
• Book-Headed Being: "Sunset Shimmer?"
• Sunset: "You know me?"
• Book-Headed Being: "What are you doing in the most knowledgeable realm of all of the multiverse? The Infinity Libary is not a check-in check-out establishment, it is a preserver of all knowledge from across the Multiverse!"
• Sunset: "Listen, try to understand, but, there's someone who got corrupted into an Avatar of a race of universe eating galaxy people coming this way to collect the Multiverse Book to create a dimentional locator with it, so he can go after a troubled soul with PTXRSD! I need your help."
• Book-Headed Being: "..... (Sighs), Oh hum. Once again our confounded universe eating siblings of our great Muliverse creators pester us again to misuse the greatest book ever, will ever, and still forth being written."
• Sunset: "You share the same creators as, them?"
• Book-Headed Being: "Many smaller scale outer gods of the greater ones are their creation, like with the purgatory ruling Wasteland Guardians, and the ever boarish Xexaxez, among others that would take too much time to explain. My people, are one of them. I, am the head Infinty Libarian: Libarious Boomsmartsicus Wordsmithian. (Sunset gave him a curious and confused stare)...... Or, for simplsity sake, refer to me as, Booksmith."
• Sunset: "..... Well, nice, to meet you, Booksmith."
• Booksmith: "It may be a first time to you, but I have been monitoring and learning your existence for awhile. I am not just the head of the Infinty Libary, but, I am also the Infinity Libarian in charge to record and preserve knowledge of your universes, even after our lords have the need to ether reset a universe once more, or if they deside to focus anew and leave the universe to fend for itself from then on. This way, if need be, our creators can adopt this knowledge to another universe or when in need of restarting again to see if they can do better then the last time they tried it."
• Sunset: "..... I, am confused."
• Booksmith: "This is why outer gods do not interact with the beings of the universes they bring forth. Now, come forth with me, I'll take you to the Multiverse Book. But I have to insist against looking directly at it when it is open. Only my people can look at the Multiverse Book without being alored to read it endlessly."
• Sunset: "Sounds reasonable. Sure, no problem, I already read the book about it."
• Booksmith: "Wait, hold on, you know of this from another book? But the only book of it that exists that talks about the Multiverse Book is the one I had written down to record the greatest books our our dimentions, which disappeared long prior to this encounter and-...... You, mentioned, that there was a being with PTXRSD?"
• Sunset: "...... Yeah, I'm sorry. I think Millipede was the one who took your book and-"
• Booksmith: "Oh no...... The same Manapede that forever scarred the united universe of alternate evolution is back! I should've figured. With this in mind, it might be too risky to take you to the Multiverse Book if that troubled creature is involved."
• Sunset: "Ugh, figures. But I promise that I am not here to get it for him. I'm here to get it out of the reach of the Avatar and take it to the Lodgers and my friends for safe-keeping..... At least, as soon as I can find them."
• Booksmith: "Oh, actselly, I have been keeping track of them. They're currently in the Dimention of the Endless Goldrush, a dimention of planets made of endless ever regenerating gold. They ended up there thanks to the crustation."
• Sunset: "Well, at least I know where they are. Tell you what, how's about I go find them there, tell them where the Multiverse Book is, and we'll only take it until we can beat the Avatar and-"
• Booksmith: "I can't allow that, Miss Sunset. You being out of the Manapede's reach could only be because you're an inadvertent pawn of going after it for himself. If you were to either get the Multiverse Book, or even tried to go against his plan, then he'll intervine."
• Sunset: "Dang it! Well, what are we gonna do then?"
• Booksmith: "Don't worry. I'll take you to see the Knowledge Council. They'll know what to do. Now, come with me, Miss Shimmer, and we'll figure something out."
• Sunset: I hope so. This entire fight against a giant millipede that has a huge crush on me is really starting to annoy me the longer it goes... Hey since you apparently know everything, on the way there how about you narrate the Lodgers' progress?
• Booksmith: Well got nothing better to do. They are going to retrieve their friends and fix a curse that took Rainbow Dash's cutie mark and wings. Long story there, but I can say that at the moment they're-

Endless Goldrush Dimension, the capital gold planet

• Icky: Royally f****d!
• Sheriff Pickaxel: Sorry, but I don't make the laws. I just beat up the people who break them.
• Duke: So we can't bail our friends out unless we mine gold for them?! That's downright criminal, even for me. THERE'S LITERALLY GOLD EVERYWHERE!!!!! I'M SURPRISED THIS ENTIRE PLANET ISN'T MADE OF EARTH EARWAX!!!!
• Sheriff Pickaxel: Can you please not make our worlds sound disgusting?
• Duke: No, because you literally just told us about it.
• Sheriff Pickaxel: Look, like I said, I don't make the laws.
• Duke: THEN WHO DOES?!
• Rico: AHHHGH, AHCAN'TTAKEITNOMORE!!!! (Hacks out crazy large explosives and blows out massive amounts of gold)
• Sheriff Pickaxel:... Well, apart from the fact you kinda disturbed the peace..... Payment accepted.
• Duke/Icky: ABOUT TIME!!!!
• Rainbow Dash: Now can we PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE GET BACK TO GETTING ME UNCURSED?! WHERE THE CACTUS PEOPLE AT?!
• Sheriff Pickaxel: "We'll, they're kinda only in a select number of worlds in these parts..... Even the one you just came from."
• Icky: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD NOW WE HAVE TO GO BACK THE SAME PLANET AS THE PSYCO LIZARD THAT WANTS STAR DEAD?!"
• Sheriff Pickaxel: "Well you WERE suppose to meet with the capital planet's leader, but you instead desided to go right to me instead."
• Lord Shen: "Well our dearest sincereist apologies, but I'm afraid we'll have to cancel that meeting with him. Just tell us our condolences that we're on a tight shedgule of a mission and that we're trying to halt an Avatar from building a dimention locator! And this nonsense only served to give a headstart to him then likely already?!"
• Sheriff Pickaxel: "..... Keep in mind that the president is actselly a modernised son of the Cactus People Chief of the world ya'll were previously in-"
• Lord Shen: "ON SECOND THOUGHT, we'll pay him a quick visit for directions on finding his tribe, THEN we'll be on our way!"
• Rainbow Dash: "Awwww, man."
• Unbeknowest to them, they were being spied on by a cupid-eqsed Mewman.....
• The Mewman: "...... (Quietly)..... I have to inform the admiral. (Dons a butterfly form, flew off and vanished into a portal)."

Previous Golden Planet

• An abandoned army fort was seen as the Mewman arrived in and flew in as selections of Mewman Soldiers were seen, as he goes into an office were a silluetted figure was seen......
• Mewman Spy: "....... Sir..... I bare troubling news..... Star Butterfly is here."
• ???: "..... Is it really, troubling news, agent?...... Or, oppertunity? Star's preasence here could not only lead us to the Monster Reserve lands on this miserable planet...... But she could be perfect to bring a false queen, down to her knees. Do not lose track of them, agent. Keep as much eye on them as possable."
• Mewman Spy: "(Salutes) SIR! (Flew off)....."
• ???: "..... I guess I might have some long-awaited revenge after all....."

Capital City

• The group arrived to the capital city as beautiful gold towers touched the sky with great distence as Stingzy was leading the group.
• Rainbow Dash: "WHY, DO WE NEED, TO WASTE TIME WITH THIS?! CAN'T WE JUST ASK THE PRESIDENT TO CURE ME SINCE HE'S ONE OF THE CACTUS PEOPLE?!"
• Stingzy: "Modernesed Cactus Folk have lost touch with their magical roots."
• Rainbow Dash: "FIGURES?!"
• Rarity: "Calm yourself, Rainbow Dash. At least the president would be able to tell us where to find his tribe."
• Fluttershy: "So please calm down, Rainbow. You being upset isn't gonna help make our prolongued stay any less inconvinent."
• Rainbow Dash: "(Sighs)..... I'm sorry guys, I just feel, naked, without my wings and my cutie mark."
• Gazelle: "Well, at least we're on the right track to get this over with." (They walked in)
• Star:... Oooooooh, it's more sparkly inside than outside.
• ???: HALT!!! (Guards appeared lead by a guy made of electrum)... Stingzy, who are these weirdoes?
• Stingzy: At ease, Electrum, they're here to talk to the president.
• Electrum: You know the rules. Nobody gets in without an appointment.
• Icky: Dude, it's a matter of life and death. I think fancy smahncy standerds can take a backseat for once.
• Electrum: It's not my job as commander-in-chief to question why. I don't make the rules. I just beat up the people who don't follow them.
• Squidward: Now look here, goldhole, we didn't come all this way to be- (Electrum's arms sprouted electrum crystals and electricity)... Poundacuted?...
• Electrum: This is your last warning. Leave or I'm calling for backup.
• Gazelle: "..... No one, threatens my friends and expects to be respected for that."
• Electrum: "(Mockingly) Oh, I'm sorry, did I disrespected one of your little palsy wals- (Gazelle grabs him by the neck and is not effected by the electric engery at all!) ACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK?!"

Outside the Building.

• Electrum was tossed through the wall as he crashed into crashed into a Mailbox and was knocked out.....

Back inside.

• The other guards were not so confident anymore and were backing off.
• Guard 1: "Oh hell no, I ain't getting my ass kicked for a Cactus Folk, go right ahead?!"
• Starlight: "(Deadpan) Wow..... And I thought Equestria's guards sucked."
• Hurricane: "DID YOU REALLY HAD TO COMPAIRE THE TWO?!"
• Starlight: "Am I wrong?"
• Hurricane: "...... (Dejected) No....."
• ???: "Oy, my good realm jumpers, I am SO sorry about that."
• An Anthromorthic Catcus with vine-hair in the same of native amarican hair and ponytails and some feathers came forth.
• Catcus Man: "The memo for the guards about me expecting visitors ended up showing up too late and now Electrum acted like a complete jackass for nothing..... Per, usual."
• Lord Shen: "Well Gazelle, you were lucky that you punished a known idiot and not someome the president respected?!"
• Catcus Man: "Though, I gotta ask, how did you managed to touch him without getting electicuted?"
• Gazelle: "Uniter Blade. It gives me some abilities to withstands hazords that would normally HURT others."
• Catcus Man: "A Uniter Blade? Sounds fancy. Annnnnd I just realised that I forgot my mannors. Call me President Prickly Cactai. I had been expecting you. Please, come with me to my office."
• The President lead the group to his office.
• A turtle came in.
• Turtle: "Hey, guys, we're expecting visitors that the president said don't need appointments. They're realm jumpers here on impourient business."
• Electrum arrived wearing a mailbox looking angerly at the turtle.
• Electrum: "...... (ANGERLY) THAT WOULD'VE BEEN NICE TO KNOW THAT EARLIER BEFORE I ENDED UP LOOKING LIKE A JACKASS, SLOWPOKE PETERSON?! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING SLOW?!"
• Slowpoke Peterson: "Duhhhh..... I'm a turtle."
• Electrum:... We need a new mailman. Seriously, whose brilliant idea was it to hire a turtle as a mailman?!
• Guard 1: "(Quietly) His father is the capital planet's most important financer?!"
• Electrum realised this as he saw Slowpoke Peterson about to cry.
• Electrum: "..... JOKING?! I, I was joking..... (Slowpoke Peterson still had a wimpering face) NNONONONONONONONONONO, PLEASE DON'T CRY?! Ugh..... I'LL BUY YOU SOME GOLDEN ICE CREAM?!"
• Slowpoke Peterson got giddy at that!
• Electrum: "..... (Quietly) And just like that, there goes after my gold. (Sighs) (To himself) Come on, this can't have been the first time he was questioned for this choice. Seriously, Mister Financier, you knew this would happen. (Mumbles to himself)"

President's Office

• The office has some very native american like setting.
• Icky: "Ya know, I can totally dig the native american look."
• President Prickly: "It is mainly objects of my people.... (Sits on Desk). So, Sheriff Pickaxel had said you wanted to talk about Black Matter Ore?"
• Twilight: "Well, initionally, yes, but, we also wanna talk about your tribe. It's, for Rainbow Dash. She-"
• President Prickly: "Got on Sassafrass' badside?"
• Pinkie: "LE GASP?!...... (Quietly) Was that mystical Cactus People Intuition?"
• President Prinkly: "Actselly, Stingzy added that bit in her report when her Space Horse was coming to the capital."
• Rainbow Dash: "So can you tell us where your tribe is?"
• President Prinkly: "Weeeeeeeeelllllllll..... I, kinda have to inform you that, my tribe is nomadic. They never stay in the same place come seasonal change."
• Rainbow Dash: "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!"
• Lord Shen: "AHEM?!..... It's no trouble, sir. We would like to know the place they're currently staying."
• President Prinkly: "That's, also, an issue. My tribe, and, pretty much my entire race, are, hyper-sensitive about people learning about our sacred spots. My people are ones that, like their personal space."
• Icky: "Look, we get these people are weary of outsiders, but, Rainbow Dash has been cursed to basicly being a blank-flank Earth Pony, and the only other vitable magic shorce is from Monsters of Mewni, and that embitter asshole is MORE then unlikely to reverse the curse HE caused unless we're willing to trade Star's life for it! And other magic capable monsters will likely be made to not help us BECAUSE of Star."
• President Prinkly: "I see the refugees from the previous dimention are still sore about what occured..... Well, try not to think too poorly of them. They're of scarred, wounded souls. They'd lost everything that they loved, to tragity. Sassafrass lost the most of that day. He lost his family...... A beautiful wife....... Children that barely had yet begun to live. Among others. Do not hold resentment on him, his heart became a void his loved ones once filled. He is not of a better mind."
• Rainbow Dash: "Well, it doesn't make what he tried to do right?!"
• President Prinkly: "I understand. I am not asking to completely withold judgement. I only ask to not allow grudges to rule. He who wounds his oppressor or offender, becomes the monster they want to get vengence on."
• Zosimo: "Words to live by, sir."
• President Prinkly: "Anyway, onto business. I may not be able to give direct directions because I am honor-bound to keep quiet..... But I will direct you to someone who can be able to track anything. Even my people..... The Rusted Belt...... Just be mindful, he's a vigilantie bounty hunter who plays by his own rules...... And kinda a jerk."
• Shrek: "Oh we're no strangers to working with those lone wolf types."
• President Prinkly: "Splendid. Stingzy will help you find him. Rusted Belt used to be her mentor."
• Stingzy: "Sir, with due respect, Belt and I...... Don't see eye to eye anymore. Not with what happened with St. Innosence School House on, that day."
• Icky: "Oh boy. Let me guess, do you two have a western tragity in the works?"
• Stingzy: "I..... I don't wanna talk about it. Not after what happened to his Granddaughter."
• Starlight: "Stingzy, please. We know you barely know us, but, we want to understand why you and Belt don't get along anymore... We need to be able to have him co-operate with us, and if he can't because of bad blood between you two, then Rainbow will have to start getting used to being like Pinkie and Applejack."
• Po: "And before you say anything, we get it, it's tecnecally not our business, but.... Consider this. We would likely find out what Belt would say about that day anyway, so you may as well beat him to the punch on that."
• President Prinkly: "They're right ya know, Stingzy....... It's either you say it, or Belt. And, he, may not say the right kind of words in his broken heart...."
• Stingzy: "..... (Sighs)...... Rustlers had managed to steal an entire herd of Goldhorns from the Goldnose Farms. And those vermin were stampeding them right into the School House."

Flashback.

• Very large Golden Horn cattle were seen being made to stampede by a ragtag team of bandits with branding irons forcing them to run, as in the distence, a school house was being evacuated by Stingzy and several other deputies!
• Stingzy: "COME ON, GO, COME ON?!"
• (Stingzy): "A reclusive Jackrabbit Child was spotted being too scared to move, so he was hiding in the school. (A jackrabbit child was seen crying in a fear-fit). (A Sentient Belt that moves like a serpent was seen) Belt's Granddaughter bravely went inside to help the kid.... But Bravery was fickly rewarded that day. (The Deputies dodged out of the way of the stampeding herd as it demolishes the school into nothing)....... (The Belt came crawling out, wounded but alive, with the scared rabbit in tact)..... She survived, but...... She was crippled from ever being a Deputy ever again..... Worse than that...... She was Belt's heir...... She was supposed to take over upon his retirement. (A Larger, Rusty Handle Belt showed up)...... He could not, forgive himself for what happened, nor he could to me, for doing nothing to help..... (Later, the Large Belt was seen slithering off) Upon retirement, he went up and left town, he couldn't bare for his legacy to die.... And I, did nothing to help....."

Flashback ends.....

• Stingzy: "...... It should've been ME to went in to save that yellow belly?! I should've helped?!"
• Lord Shen: "..... It wasn't your fault. It was those bandits who were reckless enough to herd those animals into a town!"
• Stingzy: "Point is..... Ain't no way Belt will want to see me again after what happened......"
• Marco: If you ask me, I think those bandits were threatened by that heir. A young new Sheriff would no doubt bust them faster than you can say 'all that glitters is gold'. Now that she's crippled, Belt has no heir, therefor, your planet only has Deputies watching over it.
• Stingzy:...... (Immediately stood up) THOSE DIABOLICAL CONNIVING GOLD-KISSERS!!!! I AM AN IDIOT!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE I FELL FOR THIS ACT!!!! We're going to see Belt right now.
• Marco:... THAT was all it took?
• Applejack: Well I'll be dipped.
• Starlight: "Wait, but, don't you think it's all sort've lucky that the school would have a reclusive child too afraid to act accurdingly?"
• Tigress: "I think it's more like those bandits knew Belt's Granddaughter would risk her life for the innosent, and figure that there's nothing more innosent to harm, then a school full of children. They figured at least one of them would not be able to respond properly to a stampede and be helpless."
• Aurlena: "..... Well that's a bit f*****g ruthless?!"
• Icky: "This dimention's clearly one filled with wild west planets, kiddo. It's been known that criminals of those times were as nasty as they came in the wild west before the advent of better law enforcement came."
• Stingzy: "Then we need to find Belt."
• Starlight: "There is, that matter of finding out where he is...."
• Stingzy: "Simple..... Likely on the trail of a very unlucky desperado."

The Previous Gold Planet.

• A paniced Coyote outlaw was seen running for his life as the sound of whip-like smacks are heard!
• ???: "COME ON OUT, COYOTE UGLY JOHNSON?! YER JUST DELAYING THE INEDITABLE AT THIS POINT?!"
• Coyote Ugly Johnson: "STAY AWAY'S FROM ME, YOU CRAZY GIANT TALKING BELT?! YOU ALREADY HAVE THE MONEY BACK AND BEATEN MY GANG?! WHAT WOULD YOU WANT WITH ME?! THE REWARD'S GOOD ENOUGH WITH THEM?!"
• Another whack was heard as a figure rose before a scared Johnson, as it was reveiled to be an older, rustier Belt.....
• Belt: The law doesn't let people off easy, you know. Just give your coyote ugly ass up before it gets whipped.
• Coyote Ugly Johnson: STAY BACK, STAY BACK YOU GLORIFIVED PANTS HOLDER?! YOU ALREADY HUMILIATED ME ENOUGH AS IT IS!
• Belt: "Ugh, why am I even wasting time talking to you? (Smacks Coyote Ugly Johnson right into a tree, dazing him)...... Oh, right, NOW my old noggin remembers...... It's not just justice for the bank you robbed from Banker Town...... And it's a far cry from collecting any earned bounty you and your gang's capture would offer....... (Gets stern and angry) You have a brother that works with the Iron Brand Gang."
• Coyote Ungly Johnson: "(Curls phathicly before him), W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-wha, how is that relivent to this?!"
• Belt: "The goldhorn stampede that destroyed a school house and crippled a deputy that could've been my heir to my legacy...... The Iron Brand Gang were the rustlers who took those cattle."
• Coyote Ugly Johnson: "(Realises everything now)...... P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-Please?! Henson and I aren't in good speaking terms these days. As a result, he never told me where the Iron Brand Gang are. For all I know, they could've skipped the planet after THAT day!"
• Belt wrapped around Coyote Ugly Johnson?!
• Belt: "THEN YOU BETTER START GUESSING WHERE THEY WENT, COY-OTE?! OR I'M GONNA HAVE TO CONSTRICT YOU UNTIL YER RIBS SLICE UP YER HEART MORE THEN BUTCHER KNIFES TO BEEF?!"
• Coyote Ugly Coyote: "Ack, ugh, If, I can make a safe bet, they could've gone to the Fool's Gold Asteriod Belt to hide in a habitable asteriod there?! (Belt eases up)..... I, can't confidently say which though, cause they look so damn alik- (Gets Smacked by Belt's tail and became unconjustus)......"
• Belt: "No need to explain, convict..... I can figure that out from here. (Grabs the unconjustus body and drags him back to a wrecked campsite with other beaten crooks.)...... (Sighs bitterly)..... Gonna take me awhile to drag all these jackasses back to Banker Town."

Jail Cell (Banker Town)

• Belt: (He tossed Johnson and gang into a cell) Make yourself comfortable. Now, I'm off to see the mayor and- (He turns to see Stingzy and the heroes)... STINGZY?! Whawhawhawhat're you doing here?!
• Stingzy: I'm here, because I, AM, PISSED!!! We were both made fools out of. Those Iron Brand asses were threatened by that sheriff heir and had her crippled.
• Belt:... Took you a while to figure that out?
• Stingzy: (Was shocked with a monkey sound)... YOU KNEW?!
• Belt: Well yeah. I'm an expert investigator. Also, the leader of the Gang, Brandson Ironheart, ain't much for hapless accsidents on a whim. There's ALWAYS something behind anything he does.
• Stingzy:... And... You... Never... TOLD ME?!? THEY PLAYED ME LIKE A PIANO AND CRUSHED THE HEIR WITH IT LIKE A CARTOON!!!! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW GUILTY I FELT?! IT WAS A PLOY!!!!
• Belt: "You have a town to watch over, Sting. What Brandson did to me, is my business. It's a personal, family matter. Besides, you were in enough of a regretful mess as it is from just thinking what the Iron Brand Gang did was just bad luck. The whole thing being an intentional by Brandson's design, would've been worse on morale.... Also, you know me, Sting. I'm a loner by trade. Having a partner would risk easy jailbait for some rough desperados, Sting."
• Stingzy: Well look at me now. I'm not worse on morale, I'm righteously angry!!!! I want to get those bastards.
• Rainbow Dash: AHEM!...
• Stingzy:... Oh, and Sassafrass cursed this miniture horse for interfering with his revenge on a Mewman.
• Belt: (Sighs) Seriously? Sassafrass STILL hasn't gotten over it? Why won't he just let it go?
• Star: Hey, you're the only one who can track down the Cactus People and lift the curse. Sassafrass would only do it himself if they trade away my life.
• Belt: (Sighs harder) What has this universe come to?
• Rainbow Dash: Look, you sentientised makeshift tool for child abuse, will you help us or not?
• Belt: "..... Look, it's not to say I don't want to help, but, it's abit ways off on my quest to go after the Iron Brand Gang, and-"
• Discord: "Say no more. (Teleports off)....."
• Belt: "..... What in the world was-"
• Discord suddenly came back on an alicorn-sized horse as it neighyed!
• Discord: "(Mimicing Clint Eastword) Here's your freshly captured outlaws, pilgram. (Takes the hat off, and dumps out a tied up and cartoonishly humiliated band of iron brander weilding bandits, including a a bull covered in brand iron marks.)"
• Coyote Member (Henson): "...... THE F*** JUST HAPPENED?!"
• Bull gang leader: "WHAT IN THE ROOTIN' TOOTIN' BLAZES JUST HAP- (Saw Rusty Belt)....... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
• Horny Toad Member: "B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-Boss, that's, that's Belt?!"
• Roadrunner Member: "THE HELL WE'RE DOING BACK IN HIS TERF, MANS, WHAT HAPPENED?!"
• Horse Member: "I don't this here looks good, boss."
• Belt: "..... (Angerly) BRANDSON?!"
• Brandson (Bull Gang Leader): "Well, uh, howdy, Belt. I, didn't exactly envision meeting like this. I was having a lot of great traps readied at my hide-away anpisipating yer arrival. I was prepared for anything..... BUT NOTHING WAS SAID ABOUT YOU GETTING A KAOS BEING SCIENCE PROJECT TO SHOW UP?!"
• Belt: "Well I didn't envision meeting with misifts so dang determined to see the Cactus People that one of them just anti-climaticly brought you varmints before me. (Angerly) You could only barely fathom how much joy making you pay for what you did to my granddaughter will bring me."
• Brandson: "In my defence, Belt, one over-powered living belt was bad enough. Another twice as slick and fast as you would've been a nightmare to folks like me?!"
• Belt: "I'M GONNA TEAR OFF YER HIDE AND SELL YOUR FLESH TO A BITCHER, BRANDSON?!"
• Icky: "Ya know, since the guy's CLEARLY sentient, unless you can find a butcher that's chill with selling meat from a creature WITH A CLEAR AND VIABLE PERSONHOOD, I don't see that ending well."
• Belt: "THEN I'LL KEEP THE CARCASS FOR MYSELF AND KEEP HIM IN MAH CELLAR?!"
• Starlight: "Yikes, are you really this angry at him for what he did?!"
• Belt: "..... (Calms down with a sigh)..... Sorry, I, I wasn't prepared to confront the Iron Brand Gang so soon. It was a quest where my anger for them built up for years and years, that, I didn't know how to react to a resolution as sudden as THIS!"
• Discord: "You can start with "Thank You." (Tosses the Gang into the same cell as Johnson's group)."
• Johnson: "...... Henson."
• Henson: "Johnny."
• Johnson: "I, see you were captured quicker then, I was prepared for."
• Henson: "Honestly, didn't even know what happened."
• Belt: "..... (Sighs)..... Well, since my many years of seeking revenge ended, sooner then planned, may as return the favor of yer spontantious help and help ya find a Cactus People tribe. Which one?"
• Twilight: "President Prickly's Tribe."
• Belt: "..... Ohhhhhhhh, boy. Then, that might be an issue."
• Rainbow Dash: "OHHHHHHHHHH, WHAT NOW?!"
• Belt: "..... Prickly's tribe had migrated early to their winter home since the first day of November."
• Lord Shen: "Well, not too inconvinent, we can just go there."
• Belt: "That's, the issue...... That tribe's winter settlement, rests in the heart of Monster Reserves Lands. (The group became concerned).... And I trust that would be bad, cause of your lady friend here. (Points to Star)..... And yes..... I had reckitnesed that she's a Mewman. And not just from what the M'onsterarus people had discribed..... Vagabonds, Prospectors, Traders, Steampunk Inventors, Even Pony Express, had disappeared around the distent terratory of the old milliterry base back when civilised folk and the Cactus People used to be at conflict before a sage's peace-causing sacrivice that made all planets what they are today: Worlds of endless goldrushes. There's more too that, but, I think the Cactus People have a better understanding then I do. Point being, that base in the Wartorn Badlands, might be a sight of secret Mewman Folk activity. And the Badlands is 900 miles shy from the Monster Reserves, but is also the place that offers the fastest means to get there by Gold-Dactyl."
• Icky: "Wow, really? First Spaceship Horses, now Golden Dactyls? This place is WILD!"
• Marco: "Well, we were hoping to call the Magic Commission and the New Mewman Queen on those rogue Mewmans after we have Rainbow cured and get answers about the Black Matter Ore."
• Belt: "Too risky. I feel as if we ain't just dealing with an average gang of rogue millita. The rumor mill claims that they have a leader who's powerful enough that he has a weapon that can even render a Septarian's regen powers useless and can actselly perimentally delimb them."
• Star: "Well, the only one I think I know has something like that is- (Star suddenly gets a migrain of a dark figure leading violent attacks against monster villages) UGHHHHHHHHH?!"
• Marco: "Star, what's wrong?!"
• Star: "...... I, was given super scary visions of what looked like, I was witnessing Mewmans attacking monsters?!"
• Mantis: "That feels, an awful like Po's visions when we first ran into Shen."
• Belt: "Oh boy. That sounds like yer getting what the Cactus People like to call, a warning from the dead.... They usually do that to only warn ya that someone very dangerious is about to be met by you."
• Po: "Oh boy. Then it sounds like this leader of those rogue legionaires, isn't gonna be a nice dude."
• Discord: OH FOR SCORPAN'S SAKE, YOU THINK?!
• Belt: "Given that folks had vanished around the Wartorn Badlands, I wager that the dead took him seriously enough that they picked you to warn, Miss Star. In which case, let's take my Gold-Dactyl. She's big enough to hold nearly an army.... But those of ya already capable of flight of their own abilities, keep around MY dactyl when in flight, else I can't promise protection against Buzztures or Sky Bandits, or, anything involved the terratories we're going."
• Crane: "Well keep that in mind, Sir."
• The Group walked off as the Cupid Mewman Spy was listing, and vanished off.

Old Base

• Various Vagabonds, Prospectors, Traders, Inventors, and Pony Express workers are made to do various slave labor based on their talents as it was seen that large trackless train-like weapons are being manufactured.
• A purple-robed Mewman with a very giant hat was seen as he held a spear with a shapely blade as he over saw many productions.
• Mewman: "FASTER, YOU INFERIOR CREATURES AND FREAKS OF THIS DIMENTION?! I expect my Iron-Horses to be as ready as possable. These will be the weapons that'll restore the Mewman Empire, AND I WANT THEM PERFECT?!"
• A being like Glossaryck, but female, appeared before the Mewman.
• Female Being: "Admiral, take it easy on them, they're only being exhuasted. You had been making them work on these things for awhile now."
• The Admiral: "Blast it, Bloosomma, my ever burdensome spirit of the instruction guide of my great spear-"
• Blossoma: UGGH, THERE WE GO AGAIN WITH THE DELUSIONARY EXPOSITION!!! Do you always have to talk to me like your introdusing me to an invisable audience as if we're characters in a cartoon show?
• Admiral: "Besides the point! Why must you pester me once again, while I am attiving unadulterated ambition?"
• Bloosomma: "It's because I'm worried that you may be pushing your bounderies too hard to this dimention. These people won't stand the abuse forever."
• The Admiral: "Be assured, Instruction, I will be preapred against ANY would be issue. My power an unparalleled to all. None of these lowly beings would stand well against me. Now be gone, pest. (Bloosomma was forced to vanish)."
• The Spy Arrived.
• Spy: "Sir, great news. Star Butterfly has found a tracker that can find anything..... And the reserves are actselly 900 miles from us. We finally found them, sir."
• The Admiral: "..... (Smiles wickedly)..... Good..... Tell the Sky Rangers to ready their mounts. It's about time I confront Star on this matter, for good."
• Spy: "Yes sir. (Flew off to a stable)....."
• The Admiral: "..... (Quietly) Too long had I waited for this moment where I can finally deal with you myself, you disobedient little peasent girl!"
• Blossomma: (Came back, and is now eating gelatin) I don't know, Admiral Asper. This kid defeated the worst of monsters. There's a reason she's called Star the Underestimated. She's pretty damn unpredictable. My brother Glossaryck said a lot of things about her.
• Admiral Asper: Are you being serious? She only won against the likes of Toffee because of dumb luck. She's a horrible planner. She just prefers to go in rushing like an idiot, of which almost got her and her earth ape friend killed by the afforementioned beast. A prime exsample on why noble royal bloods, shouldn mingle with commonor peasents.
• Blossomma: She has actselly matured.... Ish. She can still have moments, but other then that, she is almost like her mom when she was young.... If though abit goofier.
• Admiral Asper: It doesn't matter if she matured, even only of a slight. She wasn't even the one to defeat Meteora. She couldn't even put a dent in her even if she was the longest opponent to keep standing in a fight with raw power. It was the Queen of Darkness who did it. Star Butterfly has absolutely no true victory to her name. Just a stream of her adversaries having bad luck. Hell, she wasn't even the one to beat Toffee's brother, that was done by a hero FAR beyond her level! She probulity wouldn't've even survived against a measly Goblin Fly if it wasn't for almost comedic lucky circumstances. And another thing.... Luck, can run out. And I feel confident that this time, it just about has.
• Blossomma: Technically, her first victory against Toffee was-
• Admiral Asper: A TEMPORARY victory. Blossomma, I know you respect your brother, but you work for me now.
• Blossomma: Yeah, changing my name from Lady Indexryca to Lady Blossomma just because you have zero skills in my kind's tongue is bad enough. One of these days I'll end up dying the same way Glossaryck did. Because some diminutive sore loser couldn't accept he couldn't write in the Book of Spells since he didn't own it anymore and couldn't take a joke.
• Admiral Asper: Well how would you react if you were set up to look like a joke by talking to an inanimate object? Nobody likes a cruel joke.
• Blossomma: And I had to leave the Book before it was burned because you just tore out the index and stitched into your dumb instruction manual which is just the Book of Spells from scratch, BASED ENTIRELY FROM THE ENTIRETY OF WORDS INSIDE!!! It's like making a storybook from words you see or hear randomly.
• Admiral Asper: Well it worked, didn't it?
• Blossomma: Yeah, but not the way you had in mind. Spells like Star's and Eclipsa's are based around the mind and imagination. Heck, the wand itself is inhabited by the spells themselves. They have a lot of annoying disagreements in there.
• Admiral Asper: Well none of those spells they got will be a match for me. Star is just far too predictable in her childish ill-suited for royalty antics. She just charges in yelling like Tarzan on Quaaludes, and BAM, I blast her into a million bloody pieces. Hypathicly, alchourse. My sky rangers will bring her to me after all. I was merely saying on how much I would've congured on what even the worse of monsters somehow could not. I would've congured that miserable brat so quickly, it would take a timelord having to rewind history and play what occure in slow motion, just to catch what happened!
• Blossomma: Sir-
• Admiral Asper: I have nothing further to say to you. Be gone.
• Blossomma:... Okay, but don't say you weren't warned, Big-Hat! (Leaves)
• Admiral Asper: "(Quietly) Oh how I look forword to prove you worse, instruction. (He looks at the sky as Mewman Sky Rangers flew off on six-wing vultures)......"

Heroes' Location

• Belt and some of the Lougers and HA and others were riding on Belt's very large Golden Pterasaur while flight capable heroes kept close.
• Pinkie: "Oh now this is some Flintstones way of traveling here."
• Ed: "(Mutters something), Pee-Pee...."
• Belt: "May I ask what your friend in on about?"
• Banzai: "He said the flight should use more peanuts."
• Belt: ".... (Sarcasticly) Interesting group ya just found yerself into, Sting."
• Stingzy: "Trust me, Belt, I only know them for about a couple of hours since I found them."
• Belt: "Now, let's be serious here. This ain't a leizurely flight tour. We are flying trough likely hostile skies, to meet up with Cactus People, which I must stress are abit uppity about Realm Jumpers."
• Icky: "So we were told before."
• Belt: "Now the first challnage would be to go through the skies of the Wartorn Badlands and look out for any of the present Mewmans there. Then there's going through the skies of the Monster Reverses, and that place has alot of air boys patroling those skies 24-7."
• Lord Shen: "So, no pressure then?"
• Marco: "So, not only do we have to look out for Mewman Legionaires, but some likely mewman hating sky patroling flight monsters?"
• Belt: "Like I said, this ain't a leizurely tour, son."
• Star: Well this time, I'm DEFINITELY not going in without a plan. After my two encounters with Toffee, I need to keep my promise in maturing. If not as a princess, but as a magical peasant that can shoot spells from her hands.
• Marco: Wisest words from Star the Underestimated I've ever heard.
• ???: Except it won't do any good. (The Sky Rangers appeared on their multiwinged vultures)
• Belt: Aww no, the damn Sky Rangers!
• Marco: "Yup, we can DIFFENTLY comfirm that there ARE rogue mewmans here!"
• Sky Ranger: (Kate Blanchette voice) Hello, Belt. (Leaps from the Vulture and lands on the Dactyl with a sumersult!) How's whipping naughty asses red doing you?
• Belt: Fritilla. Y'all got some nerve hoppin' right on my Gold-Dactyl like that.
• Star: Wait, Fritilla? As in, Fritilla Moth? I thought she died during that feud against the Butterfly family and the Moth family.
• Fritilla: You would think that. But I'm actually one of the last that escaped across the multiverse after mere seconds away from death. Solaria Butterfly was as merciless to us as she was to monsters. I'm GLAD that barbarian got killed by monsters.
• Star: For your information, Solaria was Eclipsa's mother and just like my mom, she lost her mother to monsters at about my age.
• Fritilla: You really think I care about your family's sob stories after what they did to us? I was a young warrior for my family and wanted to run away to live with monsters until Solaria called this heresy. She slaughtered the entire monster village and my parents briefly disowned me before I declared war on the Butterfly family for the fate of monsters.
• Icky: "Wait wait wait, hold up, lady?! You were from a family of Mewmans that wanted to be with monsters?"
• Fritilla: "Oh, what, was I too fast for you? That's what I basicly said!"
• Icky: "...... THEN WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU DOING PALING AROUND WITH A GROUP THAT WANTS TO DESTROY THE RESERVES?!"
• Fritilla: "What?! That's not what Prime Major Admiral Asper Swipe said he came here to do!"
• Iago and Icky snickered at that.
• Icky: "(Quietly) Me thinks that's almost a play on Admiral Asswipe!"
• Icky and Iago snickered louder!
• Fritilla: "He said he wanted to convince the Monsters of the Reserves to join forces with what legionaires he has left to take revenge against the Butterflies?!"
• Star: "Your SERIOUSLY trusting the word of one of the worse Monster-Hating Mewmans ever? I may not know him personally, but I heard of what he does, and, he doesn't sound like the kind of guy that would make peace with monsters THAT easily?! He sounds like, Mewmanity's own Toffee, but worse! He would never accept peace between monsters and Mewmans! If anything, I think he has ulterior motives in mind!"
• Fritllla: "HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?! You said you never met him?!"
• Star: "Actions speak louder then words. And I just don't think you understand the Admiral's full story. He might only be saying what you want to hear so you'll become a pawn to him! He's playing you like a sap, Fritilla!"
• Fritilla: How am I suppose to trust the word of someone who never even met the Admiral to say that he's not what he is? Even more so that you're tecnecally a butterfly?! And the butterflies destroyed my family and ruined my life?!
• Lord Shen: "Well, interesting to know that Mewmans were not 100% united as a race."
• Fritilla: Now I'm not the same dashing beautiful warrior I used to be, as both Mewmans and monsters look at me with fear. That's why I want to deliver your pretty ass to the Admiral. So I can watch him destroy you in glee. (Sprouted fritilla butterfly-luna moth wings and attacked her)
• Star: You're making a mistake, Fritilla! DOUBLE RAINBOW FIST PUNCH!!! (Launches two rainbow fists from her arms which knocked away Fritilla)...... The Admiral is using you! You're gonna end up making a costly mistake, and you'll be even more miserable with yourself then already!
• Fritilla: I guess we'll find out. GHOSTLY SHRIEK!! (Uses a spell similar to Eclipsa's Midnight Shriek to zap and weaken Star as much of her outfit was torn up)
• Star:... (Was unable to turn into her Butterfly form, but managed to metamorphose her hidden purple Mewberty wings into beetle wings as this music played)

Ori and the Blind Forest - Restoring the Light, Facing the Dark (Ginso Tree escape - extended)

• Star: Fine. You want to walk into an eventual betrayal? Not if I can help it. (The music picked up as they fought)
• Other Sky Rangers tried to join in, but Belt began whipping at them to scare their vultures to back off!
• Belt: "BACK IT UP, BACK IT UP, WE'RE AT RISK OF EXCEEDING MY DACTYL'S WEIGHT LIMIT AS IT IS?! SHE CAN ONLY HANDLE SO MANY MORE FOLKS!?"
• Crane: "Need some help with these guys?"
• Belt: "YA DON'T NEED MY PERMISSION, IDJITS?! JUST HELP?!"
• Crane: "Ya didn't had to insult us, but fair enough!"
• Skipper: "Kolwalski, Rico, on me?! (The three put on rocket packs and flew off to fight Sky Rangers!)"
• Fritilla: YOU STAR BUTTERFLY ARE A CURSE OF MY EXISTENCE!!! SOLARIA THE MONSTER CARVER ALMOST KILLED ME!!
• Star: WE'RE NOT EVEN RELATED!! WINTERSTORM HYPERBLOW!! (Freezes her casting arm but she smashes it free by smacking Star with it)
• Fritilla: I should've been the one to make peace with monsters. NOT THE FAMILY THAT TOOK OVER THEIR HOME!!! The Butterfly family doesn't deserve the throne. Soon Asper will return to Mewni and we'll make everything right. TRAPPER WEBS! (Casts magical web that restrain Star and her magic)
• Star: AHHGH!!!
• Fritilla: Now to end this. MONARCH REGICIDE BLAST LEVEL 2-
• Marco: HAIYAH! (Kicks Fritilla down breaking the concentration of her spell)
• Fritilla: A human? OH PLEASE!! You apes are just things to swat away.
• Marco: You leave Star alone. She's done nothing to you.
• Fritilla: It doesn't matter what she did to me or not, you idiot. It's what her family did, related or not. The daughter of my near-murderer doesn't deserve to be the queen.
• Marco: So you're just going to listen to some scumbag that just wants to use you?
• Fritilla: Who else is there to listen to? Certainly not a filthy false Butterfly like her. NOW GET OUT OF MY WAY! (Blows Marco away as he caught onto the Gold Dactyl's tail and began climbing but almost slipped before Thunderclap caught him)... Thanks.
• Thunderclap: Go rip the wings off that butterfly. (Flies back to fight the Sky Rangers)
• Fritilla: Now where were we? MONARCH REGICIDE- (Marco leapt onto her in a full nelson) GRAAAAGH!!!! LET, GO?!
• Marco: "NOT UNTIL YOU LISTEN TO REASON?!"
• Fritilla: "WHY PROTECT HER, HUMAN?! MINUS THE GENETICS, SHE'S A BUTTERFLY?!"
• Marco: "HEY, KEEP IN MIND, SHE WAS FROM A MEWMAN THAT WAS ADOPTED INTO THAT FAMILY?! SHE DIDN'T ASKED TO BE DRAGGED INTO THEIR FAMILIAL SINS?! SHE DIDN'T ASKED FOR ANY OF THIS?! STOP TREATING HER LIKE SHE DID?!"
• Fritilla: "IT'S NOT ANY OF THAT?! IT'S THAT SHE'S THE ONE THAT TOOK AWAY MY FAMILY'S DESTINY TO MEND ALL THINGS BETWEEN MEWMANS AND MONSTERS THAT'S THE PROBLEM?! THE BUTTERFLIES SHOULD NOT BE INCHARGED OF MENDING THE WOUNDS THEY MADE?!"
• Marco: "AND YOU THINK ASPER'S ANY BETTER?! WHAT MAKES YA SURE HE NEVER HAD A HAND IN CAUSING ANY OF THOSE WOUNDS TO BEGIN WITH?! HE IS A LEADER OF A LEGION OF ROGUE SOLDIERS AFTER ALL?! SOLDIERS DON'T SOUND APPROBEATE FOR MAKING AMENDS?! IT FEELS LIKE HE'S HERE TO EXTERMINATE?!"
• Fritilla: "THEN WHY AM I, A MOTH, SOMEONE TRYING TO BRING PEACE TO MEWMANS AND MONSTERS, DOING WITH HIM IF THAT'S THE CASE?!"
• Marco: "BECAUSE YOU WERE LIED INTO HELPING HIM CAUSE HE FIGURED YOU WOULD BE PERFECT IN GETTING STAR TO HIM?! HE'S PLAYING YOU FOR A SAP?! HE'S USING THE FACT YOUR PISSY ABOUT WHAT SOLARIA DID TO TURN THAT ANGER AGAINST STAR SO YOU WOULD JUST, BLINDLY LISTEN TO HIM?!"
• Fritilla: "WHY SHOULD I LISTEN TO YOU?!"
• Marco: "CONSIDER THE FACT THAT YOU MANAGED TO BEATEN STAR VERY EASILY?! (Fritilla realised that) For someone who was part of a family that managed to beat yours, and a near victim of Solaria, YOU WOULD FIGURE THAT STAR WOULDN'T'VE EVEN LET YOU GET THIS FAR?!"
• Fritilla: "..... Well, ugh, I, had been told that she was, particuallarly incompident, so-"
• Marco: "ALSO, TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT HER?! (Fritilla saw that Star was shedding tears, of which in Star's mind she was getting another vision)....... She is NOT the same as Solaria. I mean, crying? Shedding tears? Looking helpless? That doesn't look like ANYTHING someone like Solaria or a proper follow-up would do. Ya would think she would scold you like an impatient snoot-nosel instead of looking like THAT!"
• Fritilla: "I, I, I-"
• Marco: "AND ANOTHER THING?! Did you ever question WHY Solaria desided to kill fellow Mewmans like that, heretic accusations aside? Solaria was awful, but, she was all about Mewmans standing togather. That felt too much for her to just suddenly want to kill you guys off! Someone gave her a bad idea! Who do you think did it, huh?"
• Star finally recovered and managed to get free from the webbings.
• Star: "Yeah. Asper was the longest living Mewman in our history! He was a trusted millaterry stragist to all of Mewman Kings and Queens, EVEN SOLARIA?! (Fritilla looked as if she was hit with a hard truth).... So who did you think GAVE Solaria that idea to destroy your family to begin with?! Asper likely wasn't happy that the Moths dared to have desires to make amends. So he wanted them gone. But he wanted a scapegoat to do it. And the fact that Solaria didn't had it good with your family? He decided to kill two birds with one stone that day and likely told Solaria that the Moths would've destroyed Mewmanity and drove her fears into getting rid of them. He used Solaria to get rid of a dangerous enemy. And I know this because dead people are giving me scary visions of what's really happening?!"
• Fritilla: "...... I...... I don't, I don't understand! The Admiral never said anything about serving the Butterflies?! I, I, I-"
• Squidward: "So ask yourself this, lady?! If this Admiral wasn't honest about who he priorly worked for before we got to this point, what makes you confident that he would ACTSELLY want to honor your wishes?!"
• Fritilla was completely destroyed by these revelations.......
• Eventually, the Sky Rangers were all defeated by the Lougers, and Fritilla's Vulture was captured by the Dactyls.....
• The Sky Rangers rerteated cowerdly, leaving Fritilla behind.
• Fritilla still looked completely emotionally wrecked......

Nighttime, on Land.

• The group were seen to having landed as Fritilla was locked in a cage as a campfire was set.....
• Po: "..... That Moth Kid has been like that for hours......"
• Belt: "Because the poor kid realised that she was working for the tecnecal real destroyer of her family the entire time, with Solaria being an obvious scapegoat because how she wasn't crazy about the Moths' idealisum."
• Tigress: "It's likely more then that...... She thought the Admiral wanted to help bring Unity to Mewman and Monsters and be rid of an unfit ruling family..... Instead..... She was serving a lying, murderious waste of space. This Admiral is a dispicable stain to Mewmanity's already soiled reputation."
• Rainbow Dash: "Ya know what, guys? I think I can handle waiting on getting my Wings and Cutie Mark back. Cause I want to take a detour on DRIVING THAT ASSHOLE TO PAINVILLE USA?!"
• Shifu: "That would be too risky."
• Rainbow Dash: OHHHH, OF COURSE!!! RISKY THIS, RISKY THAT!!!! WE'RE WASTING TIME SPENT GETTING MILLIPEDE BY NOT JUST SAYING "THE HECK WITH IT"!!!
• Shifu: "I'm serious! Asper has likely seen the return of his defeated Sky Rangers by now. He's bound to figure we'll target him next. He would likely be a difficult adversary if we try anything."
• Applejack: "Well it'll be riskier to just call the Commission and the Queen about this and wait fer'em to help us against this varmint. They might not come quick enough before it's too late."
• Lord Shen: "Then we shall approuch this stragiticly. We shall find that old base, secretly tear down it's weaknesses and foundations, and leave the cretins vulerable to an attack."
• Vancer: Eh, we can go for another subtle intrusive attack. It really helped us out against the Eathae. Long story about that, by the way.
• Marco: "Well, we need to find out where that old base even is. Fritilla's likely the only one, but,1, she's still stuck in that 1000-yard stare, and 2, I'm, kinda on the fence about trusting her, cause, she could be unstable. Telling her the truth could just make her worse and be even angerior then before and, could just deside to just FLAT out destroy all Mewmans cause what that Asshat Admiral did!"
• Soothsayer: "Although you could stand to be alittle more willing to trust and forgive, Young Marco, you are right that her heart IS heavily wounded. We need to have it healed."
• Marco: How will we be sure she'll allow it?
• Soothsayer: Well she won't just kill all Mewmans. The fact she soughts to bring peace for Monsters discourage any notion of mistropic genoside. At worse, she might just conquer them. She certainly has the power to do it.
• Star: Yeah. That Monarch Regicide Blast spell of hers could clearly knock you out into a long coma at Level 2. I shudder to imagine that Level 1 is meant for execution. Plus she seems to be able to use magic with only one arm.
• Marco: Okay, unrelated note.... Star?... It's about what was said prior. Who's Admiral Asper?
• Star:... He's a Mewman of noble blood who lived throughout much of the Butterfly family's rule, some say even before that. Those visions gave me a clear picture of him history.

Flashback

• (Star): During the Great Monster Massacre of Mewnipendence Day, he was the leader of the royal army for the Butterfly family. (A younger Asper with the spear was seen using cunning spells to destroy monsters one-by-one and walking through the battlefield with no hit from any monsters) He was even the one to deliver the fatal blow to the leader. (He was seen in shadows murdering the monster king)
• Asper:... Checkmate!
• (Star): Thus he named himself the head of anti-monster attacks all over Mewni and earned prodominate place in the Royal Legion. He was responsible for everything in regards to the Butterfly family's campaign against monsters. He suggested that Skywynne the Queen of Hours expand Mewni and take away more monsters' homes, he convinced Jushtin Butterfly to run away to elope with Duchess Recluza of the Spiderbites after his sister Solaria had to become queen because of Mewni's matriarchal society in order to keep him from ratting him out as her diplomat, he kept Solaria on the hunt for monsters, he ratted out Eclipsa's elope with Globgor and even her daughter to Shastacan and the Magic High Commission and broke his promise to her to keep it a secret, he made sure Festivia never ever found out the truth about her life, as well as her daughters Crescenta and Dirhhennia, completely tarnished Crescenta's achievement of creating Ludo's family kingdom, tricking Rhina the Riddled into marrying John Roachley of the Lucitor family, and also an act that would sabotage the relationship between the two kingdoms where she cast a spell that broke his heart and into his death, as John was a monster sympathizer, he was responsible for Great Great Grandma Shy being... Well, shy and therefore unable to fight monsters and potentially turn against his wishes, he had Great Grandma Estrella always distracted with art and magic beautiful and yet hypnotic visions, and... Well by the time Grandma Comet became Queen of Mewni... Something happened that got him to stop. He hasn't interfered with the Butterfly family since. Everything he did was to make sure the Butterfly family and Mewmanity hated monsters... Until recently when Eclipsa finally confronted him.
• Eclipsa: I know it was you, Asper.
• Asper: What?
• Eclipsa: You were the one who told everyone about me and Globgor. YOU PROMISED ME YOU WOULD KEEP QUIET ABOUT IT AFTER YOU CAUGHT ME SNEAKING BACK!!!
• Asper:...... Well, that's your own fault, Eclipsa. It is my sworn duty to report anything regarding fraternizing with monsters. Did you honestly expect me to keep a promise like that? You break the rules, you pay the price. You were about to contaminate the royal throne of our people. You're a fool for thinking I wouldn't report you to Shastacan and the Magic High Commission.
• Eclipsa:... That is why my first act as queen once more, is to fire you.
• Asper: PARDON?!
• Eclipsa: Your crimes against Mewmanity are greater than mine. You're the reason monsters are discriminated and it will not be overlooked. You are hereby banished from- (She was blasted with a powerful magic wave)
• Asper:...... YOU FOOL!!! YOU'RE EVEN MORE UNDESERVING OF THE THRONE THAN I EVER PROCESSED! I EXIST TO MAKE MEWNI BETTER AND DESTROY THE MONSTERS THAT STAND IN OUR WAY!!! Your return to the throne was bad enough. But this proclamation only serves to make my resolve greater then ever! I will not allow myself to be ruined by the likes of you. (Eclipsa recovered) So, it's time to finish what I started. You and me. For the fate of Mewni and it's filthy monsters. You lose, I become King of Mewni and declare genocide on every single monster in Mewni.
• Eclipsa:... How dare you?... Very well. Your time has come anyway. (Got her umbrella wand armed and Asper brought out the spear)
• Asper: "With this outrage, it's clear that the Butterflies are no longer FIT to rule! The earlier ansistery would be ASHAMED of this travisty!?"
• Eclipsa: Well both you and they were wrong. We stole this land from monsters. Short of any absolution of leaving or destorying eachother, we must make compromises and amendments. Monsters are not bad people. You just make them that way. They're just defending what's left of the home we took, and that of their families. Well that prejudice ends today. MIDNIGHT SHRIEK! (Fires the spell as Asper shielded himself and rebounded the spell as the Fritilla battle music from before played)
• Asper: MONSTERS WILL BE ANNIHILATED!! ROARING THUNDER!!! (He unleashed a powerful blast of lightning bolts with an ominous sound as they incinerated what they hit while Eclipsa avoids them)
• Eclipsa: Blackening Fire! (Unleashed magic fire that tainted his area before he unleashed a wave of liquid gold magic that put it out)
• Asper:... Enough of this black palor tricks,"Your Highness". LIGHT MAGIC ACUPUNCTURE!! (Launches wires similar to Hellsing Walter's which attached themselves to Eclipsa as they suck up her dark magic)... Say goodbye to your dark arts, your majesty!
• Eclipsa: DARK MAGIC ACUPUNCTURE! (Does the opposite spell to Asper)... How about I take your light magic in exchange?
• Asper: As if it'll be THAT simple. (He grapples her into a kick that undid her wires and pins her to the ground)... It's over, Eclipsa! I'm too smart and too trained for you.
• Eclipsa:... (She rolls over and causes him to fall and lose control of his wires) I think not.
• Asper:..... I'm just getting warmed up. (Transforms himself into a giant butterfly-moth creature and attacks Eclipsa)
• Eclipsa:... BLACK VELVET INFE- (Asper swiped the wand)
• Asper: I don't think so. I'm not going out like your freak of a daughter. (Charged Eclipsa as they took to the sky)
• Eclipsa: (She tries to get her wand back only for Asper to keep pushing her over with maneuvers and the final one crashing her into the Forest of Certain Death)
• Asper: (Roars and pins Eclipsa before she can get the wand) Where do you think you're going? I'm not through here. (He flies her away from the wand)
• Eclipsa: NOOOOOO!!
• Asper: So you can't use magic without your little wand? A perfect time to learn.
• Eclipsa: ASPER, STOP! (Kicks him in the stomach and fell back to the forest, grabbing a leaf to float down safely and makes a run for her wand until Asper landed in front of her)
• Asper: ENOUGH OF THIS!! (Smashes her into the ground and takes the wand after changing back to his Mewman form)... Actselly, You know something about all this?... You're not worth defeating. At least, not in this matter. (Throws the wand into her face) What will I even accomplish destroying you when others can defeat me? I kill you off, then threaten to wipe out monsters, only for some "hero" to show up and save the day. Being rid of you now would be pointless if I go down in some eventual manner. I want a method that doesn't bite me in the end. Neither of us won. Tis a draw, Miss Eclipsa. But we will meet again. I will simply collect some of our forces loyal enough to me, find a dimension worth my time to harvest any worthwhile resources, and in a close enough future, we can have a proper climatic battle from there. Till then, Eclipsa...... Try not to ruin the legacy I helped create for Mewmanity TOO badly. I don't want to end up returning to a Mewni that'll NEVER, accept my future time, as king! (He casts open a portal and left)

Present

• Star: "He was never seen again since.... Turns out, he was here, this entire time....."
• Savio: "..... WELL THAT'S F*****G STUPID OF HIM TO LEAVE HER ALIVE IF HE KNEW THE QUEEN WAS A THREAT TO HIM?!"
• Icky: "Savs, I don't think he left Eclipsy alive out of being a dumbass. That guy actselly had the shtick all figured out. He likely figured that getting rid of her right then and there would not guarantee a stable rule, so obviously, he came here to make something that's going to MAKE it stable. The guy's beyond Shakespearian, he won't be satisfied with easy victories, he wants his victory to be dramatic and an example of his sheer power!"
• Lord Shen: "...... Prehistoric one, I'm, I'm surprised on how insightful that statement you made was."
• Icky: "Eh, we met so many villains like that, I am able to figure out their archetypes so easily, even from across dimentions."
• Marco: "..... Well, this.... Complicates things. How can we fight someone that even Eclipsa could barely handle to the point that he basically just left her there out of being a priss on how easy it was to even get that far?"
• Duke: "Oh why ya worrying, kid? We have Gazelle. The Uniter Blade can make short work of some long-living genocidal maniac."
• Icky: "Ordenarlly I back that, but, we don't exactly know the extent of the dude's power. And given that this dude was able to beat a royal Mewman, which I can expect are usually powerful, there ain't a guarantee that this guy doesn't have what it takes to give Gazelle even a small run for her money. Also, judging that how Gazelle BARELY handled that Mothron Robot, an OLDER MODEL, mind you, I think we're entering an era where the producer is no longer shy about having Miss Penultimate Trump-Card disabled in some fashion, likely in part of Zootopia entering Retro-Nostalgia in Internet Years."
• Tigress: "Then we should learn about his Achilles' Heel."
• Phil: "CAN YOU NOT USE THAT MASUGGINA PHRASE?!"
• Tigress: "..... Sorry. That is to say, we need to understand what his power is dependent on. And I noticed a common theme that he carries around a certain spear."
• Star: "It's his personal very powerful weapon. It is said that it can even be able to slice a Septarian to pieces, and they'll never regenerate, just like the spell Eclipsa gave mom, just not dark. (Everyone looks at her weird)...... I know, that's, ironic of me to say that. I meant to say, it's not based on Dark Magic like Eclipsa's method. Point is, it's like he did something to it that cancels out regeneration."
• Merlin: "That sounds like he used very complicated and complex magic to use a hex of some sort that prevents oppendents from recovering from damage..... Or even...... Keep them from healing in some way."
• Starlight: "(Gulps).... That sounds like he wants to make sure that whatever stands in his way..... Wouldn't stand again."
• Stingzy: "No offense, Star, but, for having a cute name, Mewmans can sound frightening at times. No wonder the refugees of the reserves want nothing to do with ya."
• Marco: "But that Asper guy sounds worse...... And once again, the only one who would have any idea how to beat him or know any weaknesses or even secret projects, or let alone the location of that base, is doing an equilent of a TV's "Please Stand By" screen."
• Patrick: "Here, let me try snapping her out of it. (Goes up to the still frozen Fritilla.... Gurgles up a lot of spit which disgusts the present group, and spits out a waterfall of spit in Fritilla's face, snaping her out of it!)"
• Fritilla: "UGGGGHHHHH?! Did you just spat at me, you fat disgusting pink thing?! (Sniffs)..... UGHHHHHHHHHH, BY THE PREVIOUS KINGS AND QUEENS OF MEWMANS, WHAT DID YOU EAT?!"
• Patrick: "Oh some roast beef, a chicken, some pizza."
• Fritilla: "I meant this morning."
• Patrick: "Oh some roast beef, a chicken, some pizza."
• Fritilla: "...... You're not an intelligent lifeform, are you?"
• Bagheera: "We call him Patrick."
• Fritilla: Well, your "Patrick", is a very disgusting pet.
• Star: PHAH!!! YOU MADE A FUNNY! But seriously, Fritilla, you need to help us. I want peace for monsters too. Mewni hasn't been well since you left. I could really use a good role model to help stand for coexistence. I'm sure Mina won't be enough since she's a monster hunter gone bananas.
• Fritilla: Pbbt, that's not surprising. Solaria made her a warrior and time was a bitch to her head.
• Star: Point is, I could really use a friend like you.
• Fritilla:... That's really all you got? You're just an adorably crazy former princess with narwhals coming out of your hands.
• Star: It's not just narwhals, you know. You DID fight me. But who else are you going to turn to now that Asper is just a phony?
• Fritilla: "..... (Sighs)..... It's not that you don't have a good point, it's just..... To me, I'm trap between two evils. That, lying, pathological hominsideal genosideal maniac, and a fake princess from a family that were not any better. Try not to take it personally, but, forgiving you, would be like I'm forgiving Solaria, and being a dumb c**t blindly listening to Aster Swipe aside, what she did to my family is UNFORGIVEABLE?! Never-minding her actions against monsters."
• Star: "..... Fritilla..... Giving me a chance, doesn't have to be the same as forgiving what a lot of the earlier family had did. Espeically not Solaria. I'm not even related to her. I'm trying to make things between Mewmans and Monsters better then they were ever. Trouble is-"
• Fritilla: "Everyone thought that you were just an idealist and only humored you because they're afraid of what Eclipsa would do in retaliation?"
• Star: "How, did you figure that much out-"
• Fritilla: "You literally have the face that just SCREAMS well intentions. And look, I admire that, but.... Even with Asper gone, Mewmans and Monsters hate each other to the point that, everyone is only taking you seriously because of Eclipsa. Mewmans because they're afraid of her, and Monsters because they want to respect the monster she loved. At best, you'll managed a begrugent co-existence, at worse, a cease fire until rogues from each side deside to say "Screw it" and get the fighting started again."
• Star: "..... That's why I need you, Fritilla. It sounds like to me that the Moths had way better understanding of monsters, than even Eclipsa alone. In fact, why did your parents disowned you if they believed in peace?"
• Fritilla: "They may had been passionate about that, but they don't wanna do it in a way that upsets the Butterfly family. They wanted to do it in the way that changes their minds subtly, but, how I did it, ruined that. They only disowned me for being stupid, not out of any act of hypocrisy. They otherwise would've liked Lattee."
• Star: "Lattee?"
• Fritilla: "This Septarian boy I met. Out of all the monsters of that village I met that only hid away from me in fear, he was the only one willing to give me a chance. I may've only hung out with him in a few weeks until Solaria's goons found me, but..... It felt like, we were meant to be togather."
• Star: "(Gleefully) Ohhhhh, someone was pulling an Eclipsa."
• Fritilla: "Yeah..... And it started to have monsters feel more comfertable around me cause of how much we got along, albeit out of being curious on how that's possable, all things considered. But then those stupid soldiers showed up and dragged me away from Lattee, all the while, one of them tried to kill Lattee. Thankfully, in Septarian standerds anyway, it ended up being no more serious then losing an arm, which as we know was mute cause they can regenerate. But for me, the damage was done..... Solaria called my family heretics for what I did, it forced my parents to disown me for the sake of keeping the Butterflies from outright exsiling us, only for me to be stupid about it and declare war..... If, I had only known better on how serious the damage Asper was doing to the butterflies, I should've just bowed to it and let Solaria enjoy a victory in subjugating me.... BUT NO?! (Starts shedding tears) I HAD TO BE A STUPID REBEL AND THOUGHT I COULD DEFEAT THE BUTTERFLY FAMILY WHILE UNDER THE REIGN OF THE MONSTER CARVER?! ALL I DID, WAS HAD MY FAMILY ANNILATED?!"
• Star: "Fritilla, I-"
• Fritilla: "Please, let me finish..... I should've just waited until Eclipsa started to date a monster icon, then, the Moths would've been around to help her reign be more stable then it was..... It could've prevented, so much. Meteora never would've been rejected, the commoner family you were from, wouldn't've been made to replace her, and Mewmanity could've been smarter in redeeming ourselves to Monster eyes, then doing stupid things like thinking a Peace Treaty would fix everything! Uh, no offence to the late Comet Butterfly, I, I heard what happened from some Mewman Espionagers still loyal to the moths, she earned the trust of even Archduke Batwin with a banquet. It's just, it's not that the peace treaty or banquet wasn't good, it's just, actions speak louder then words, and, to alot of monsters, not just rebeling factions like the Seth of Septarsis, A Peace Treaty after all what mewmans had done to them, felt like a bandaid solution to too many years of harm onto them. I know she had the greatest of intentions, but...... To monsters, the only real act of redemption at this point to them, was for us to leave Mewni and let them have their dimention back, never to return. Comet never had a chance to realise how severe things really were. But I was able to learn that, genuine love was able to speak louder then any previous act of violence, and it spoke louder then a piece of paper. Monsters are more about actions, they don't acknowledge thinks like Peace Treaties easily. A piece of paper feels, inpersonal, to them."
• Star: "Yeah, I already had that statement slamed into me by Toffee's jerk brother."
• Fritilla: "I'm saying that monsters are not easily impressed with words. Words, can never match what actions can do. Words can be fake. Words can be inaccurate. Words can be inconsistent. Words do not speak for all. Monsters are beings that appreciate actions over words. What Comet should've done, was either make Mewmanity leave for a better dimention, or at the least, surprise the rebel factions and actselly started to surrender lands back to Monsters, give them an impression that the days of Mewman Imperialisum had died! But instead, she just makes a peace treaty..... And to Monsters, not exactly a very favorable peace treaty since all it offers is just Mewmans giving up conguring what the Monsters have left, nothing about surrendering land back, nor a stable one because a more war-hungry Mewman would come into power and everything goes back to what it was anyway. The Peace Treaty only spoke for what Comet promised. It doesn't speak for all Mewmans..... Espeically not to someone like Asper. If he had a chance, he would NEVER let that Treaty survive passed it's first day. He would've made Comet look like an idiot for doing so, and have her replaced with a ruler who would've been more agreeable to him. Based on what I had come to understand, Asper, would've made that treaty pointless, and the Monsters, espeically Toffee, knew it...... That's why he proved on how meaningless that was."
• Star: "..... It still doesn't make Toffee right for killing her. Even if Asper would've made that treaty moot and pointless, the fact she was trying to do so at all, should've been enough."
• Fritilla: "Alot of Monsters thought it was for stragitic purposes for a cease fire so Mewman armies can get a chance to be stronger, not an actual call for ending the conflict. They saw it as a sign that the Mewmans didn't wanted to lose the war so quickly, so they tried to slow their advances down. They thought Batwin was about to be tricked into accepting a faulty deal that would allow Mewmans a chance to be stronger and resume conquest at a later date. They did not see the Treaty consistent with what Mewmans had been doing before. They thought Comet was trying to pull wool over their eyes."
• Star:... There's one thing I don't get. Asper didn't do anything bad to the Butterfly family since Grandma became queen.... What got him to stop?
• Fritilla: My best guess that it's because your Grandmother wasn't so gentle onto him as other Butterfly members were. Given that she tried a peace treaty, proves that she makes decidtions independent on what Asper would've wanted. So, Asper, could've went on a low profile because Comet may've threatened to get rid of him for good if he tried anything. I'd imagine Moon wouldn't really need his influence since Monsters had already made themselves look bad, even without him telling her lies. He likely went on destroying Monster villages that aren't even connected to the Monster Army, just to expand future Mewman terratories, or even prevent any possability of joining..... And that finally only stopped when Eclipsa came back. He may've only stopped with Comet because he knew she wouldn't put up with his s***. And didn't do anything to Moon cause he figured that she forever has a tainted image of what Monsters are really like since Toffee killed her mother. But with Eclipsa back, he now aims to ensure that Mewmanity stays on destroying monsters, even if it means causing a Mewman Rebelion with gaining the magic of monsters.... I suspect that's what he's after. He figured the monsters of the Reserves would've gotten stronger throughout the years, espeically present Septarians. And with the great weapons he's building, giant, train-like machines that move without tracks, and if he gets monster magic..... He would be unstoppable. He would become a Mewman King that no one, Mewman NOR Monster, would ever defeat."
• Star: "But how would he get Monster Magic?"
• Frililla: "..... It was my fault...... I found him a rogue Catcus Being shaman that taught him how to absorb magic. His spear now does more then take away a Septarian's ability to regenerate..... It takes away the magic of any monster harmed from it."
• Star: "You didn't know back then."
• Fritilla: "That doesn't make what I did any less awful..... I made that madman worse then he was.... He'll now be unstoppable."
• Lord Shen: "..... Then that spear must be destroyed. We destroy the spear, it'll remove his power. After all, Mewmans are actselly, no, MOSTLY, only magic capable with the presence of a wand. They seem yet to master magic independent of such things."
• Fritilla: "Not like he ever leaves without that thing. He is never without that thing. He can even levitate that spear to do his whims."
• Twilight: "Then we need to put him into a situation where he is not within immediate reach of the spear."
• Fritilla: "The best I can guess where he doesn't have the spear, is when he sleeps or showers, but even then, he makes sure that the Spear is kept in close proxinmy to prevent out of sight theft."
• Spongebob: "What else?"
• Fritilla: "..... Well, nothing confirmable, but, I here talk that he calls in a spear-polisher from the Polishing Dimention to clean it after it gets dirty from training with dummies filled with strawberry jam to emulate blood.... For accreacty."
• Marco: "Bingo. Then we find that guy, and replace him."
• Fritilla: Welllll, I must warn you that Asper, well, is full of surprises. As a general that has lived this long, he's obviously no pushover. He's got combat and magic experience like nobody's business. In fact, he expects you to come in rushing like an idiot to a trap. However, since the Sky Rangers left without me... He has to change plans.

Asper's Hideout

• Asper was seen painfully pinning a Sky Ranger LT down.
• Asper: "AND YOU ARE CONFIDENT THAT FRITILLA HAS BEEN TAKEN FROM US?!"
• LT Sky Ranger: "I DIDN'T HAD A CHOICE?! STAR'S LARGE ENTOURAGE OF STRANGE CREATURES AND BEINGS PROVED DIFFICULT TO HANDLE?! HE HAD TO RETREAT?!"
• Asper: "..... (Quietly) Perhaps I may've underestimate Star's extreme case of good fortune..... Then I shall MAKE IT run out..... (Openly) Consider yourself lucky that I value your skills too much to just dispose of you one way or the other.... That said..... You better make this up for me. I want the Sky Rangers to collaberate with my best legionaires to seek out and capture those misfits."
• LT Sky Ranger: "What about Fritilla, sir? She's our leader?"
• Asper: "..... I'm afraid there will be no helping her now. She'll fall into Star's seemingly innosent demeanor and be convinced that I am the enemy..... She'll have to be reckitnsed as a threat as well."
• LT Sky Ranger: "But, but sir, she's, she's like family to the Sky Rangers, she-"
• Asper: "I mean it, LT. (Aims spear at him)..... Don't force me to soil the spear that can even decapitate a Septarian perimently, with the blood of a fellow Mewman....."
• Lt Sky Ranger: "..... (Dejected) I understand sir..... I'll tell the Rangers that Fritilla, won't come back here alive."
• Asper: "Better. Now, you're dismissed. (Lets the LT go as he charges off fearfully)..... Should've known I wouldn't hang on to a MOTH forever. She would've turned against me anyway apawn when I finally bring the Reserves to ruin."
• Bloosomma: "(Pouting) Well you were the one who lied to her, genius. Of course the poor thing would turn on you if she knew the truth. And judging from that LT guy's reaction, it looked like she was popular with the Sky Rangers. They won't have the heart to do it."
• Asper: "That's why my best soldiers will be present.... They are professional enough to curb their empathy and do what is nessersary for this army's surviveal, espeically if the Sky Rangers were to prove..... Ill-fit."
• Bloosomma: "(Gasps as she covered her mouth)..... Okay, I know I shouldn't be surprise on how messed up you are, but, THIS?! I, I can't even LOOK at you now?!"
• Asper: "THEN BEGONE FROM MY SIGHT, PEST?! (Bloosomma vanished)....... Ugh, if she wasn't impourent for even greater power then I was capable of, I wouldn't even BOTHERED with her slice of the book's magic."

Heroe's Location

• Icky: "WELL S***?! You're saying that the goon would figure we would turn you onto our side and would send guys to waste us?! GOOD FREAKING GRIEF?!"
• Belt: "(Gets a bucket) Then in that case, we can't afford a campfire. (Splashes the campfire out)....."
• Pervis: "(With a marshmellow on a stick) Awww, shoot. So much for S'mores."
• Tigress: "We need to get moving. We need to find a place they won't figure we'll be."
• ???: "Then your coming with us!"
• A doe headed Deer Monster appeared with a twin-duel blade battle ask, a Large Toad Monster with a snake-headed tongune, A Dragon-Fly-winged Scorpian Monster, A Pteranadon Man Monster, A Fish Wizard Monster, and a Centipeded Hydra Monster appeared from nowehere and surround the group at different angles!
• Icky: ".... I, take it these guys are friends of Sassafrass?"
• Fish Wizard: "MAGIC/POWER DISABLENCE SPELL?! (Brings out a small treasure chest and fires a spell from it that disables the Lougers' magic and various other powers, even disables Gazelle's uniter blade)..... There. All would-be threats disabled, Commander L."
• A Small Septarian Boy wearing a head mask showed up.
• Septarian: "(Sighs annoyed), Fishbeard, I said only do that IF PROVEN a threat!"
• Fishbeard (Fish Wizard): "Oh, uh.... My apologiese. It's just, I still remembered on how rough they were to Sassafrass and Gillus, and, I felt that I couldn't take risk. Forgive my Rashness, Commander L."
• Commander L: "(Sighs)..... At least it'll prevent over-reactions, I guess. (Ahem).... Listen, folks, I'm sorry for this interuption, but, our spies heard you guys were back and sent us to have you bunch taken to Sassafrass himself. He eased away from wanting to kill Star Butterfly, but he still believes that Star owes a debt to our people. He wants you to bring Eclipsa here so we can discuss giving monsters the entire dimention and for Mewmans to live somewhere else. I'm sorry, but he feels that this is the only way. Personally, I would've gone with something better, but, he's our elder, so-"
• Fritilla: "Lattee?"
• Commander L: "(Looks at Fritilla in surprise)....... Frits? (Shakes head) Duh, I mean..... (Serious voice) Ma'am, I think you have me confused with someone else-"
• Doe-Headed Monster: "Wait, Commander, do you know that Mewman?"
• Commander L: "Duh, uh, don't worry, I think this Mewman doesn't have her head screwed on right. I'll deal with this. (Approuches Fritilla) (Quietly) Frits, how in the hell are you alive?! I thought Solaria destroyed the Moth family!"
• Fritilla: "(Quietly) I escaped.... (Looks at her stub)..... Mostly..... How are you alive?"
• Commander L: "(Quietly) See these guys here? They're part of an elite group of Monster rescuers that were saving villagers from Asper's rampages, (Openly) I ensure you ma'am, that I have NO idea what your talking about, (Quietly) My village was one of them they saved! I have been living in this weird gold planet dimension ever since. Thing is, Sassafrass has an extreme Mewman hate boner, so, I can't exactly afford letting my village's heroes know that I once dated a Mewman! He would kick my ass for it, and he would give mom s*** for it, he would even make her stop dating my new step dad Mr. Gillus after how hard she worked to make him a better man! (Openly) For the last time, miss, I do not know of you!"
• Fritilla: "(Quietly) Lattee, being afraid of upseting him won't fix his attitude."
• Commander L: "(Quietly) I know, but neither will enraging him. (The Lougers look curiously at this conversation)... I mean, by all means these guys won't be bad about it, but.... They won't want to be dishonest to Sassafrass neither. If I was found out by a lot of the Refugees that began to fear Mewmans like they were demons, they won't look up to me like a hero anymore. And they're gonna need me even more now, espeically when I have incontritable proof that Asper's here! (Openly) I'm glad you are disillutioned about this, Ma'am. (Quietly) These people need a hero right now, and, that can't happen if Sassafrass discovers that I was in love with a Mewman."
• Shifu: "(Quietly) You realise that I was able to hear that entire conversation, right?"
• Commander L freaked out!
• Commander L: "I Mean, (Trying to sound manly) Ahhhhhh. Don't scare me like that, outsider."
• Rita: (Quietly) As a matter of fact, bub, much of us have really good hearing.
• Commander L: "(Quietly) (To Shifu and Rtia) Well kindly keep that amongst yourselves and away from my team! (Back to Fritilla) I mean it, Frits. I'm begging you! At least humor me on this, at least until, I can figure something out, okay?"
• Fritilla realises the situation he's in....
• Fritilla: "..... Ohhh, I'm sorry sir. My mistake. (Winks at him)...."
• Commander L: "..... (Quietly) Thanks, Frits. (Clears Throat)! Glad to correct any misconception. Now, you people are to be taken directly to the reserves' hidden cavern where a new monster sacutary resides. Sassafrass is waiting, so best not dilly-dally."
• Icky: "(To Shifu) (Quietly) That dude's actselly Fritize's boyfriend in disguise and still alive, isn't he?"
• Shifu: "(Quietly) Indeed."
• Po: (Quietly) (Chuckles), Big time.
• Bubbha: "(Quietly) I suspected as much when he was eyeing her like that."
• Fishbeard: "Keep in mind that your powers will be disabled for as long as I will allow it. So, you have no choice but to co-operate with us."
• Rainbow Dash: "Look, if we're really doing this now, can we at least take a quick stop to the Cactus People?"
• Pteranadon Man: "Sorry, we're not having it good with them cause of their relijustus beliefs about being against realm jumpers. it's straight to the village for us."
• Rainbow Dash: "..... FIGURES!!"
• Doe-headed Monster: "Hey, at least be glad, that Sassafrass had desided against killing your mewman master now."
• Shrek: "Tecnecally, we don't actselly work for her. We're just some fairly recent friends."
• Doe-Headed Monster: "Well, you were awfully quick to protect her for being "New Friends"."
• Icky: "Well excuse us for cock-blocking your Mewman Murder Boners! We were only trying to prevent something that could've ended badly in the longterm."
• Centipeded Hydra: "Well excuse us for only reacting accurdingly FOR THEIR COUNTLESS ACTS OF GENOSIDE?!"
• Toad Monster: "Yeah, they spilled blood."
• Snake-Headded Tongue: "Only fair we return the favor!"
• Commander L: "Now, everyone calm down. Save your engery for the trek. It's gonna be a long one."
• All Monsters: YES SIR! (They left as a large group)

Infinity Library

• Sunset was seen walking with Booksmith.
• Sunset: "(Abit exhausted) Why is this place so long?"
• Booksmith: "Well you have to keep in mind that we are talking about the Multiverse. We need all this room for this such knowledge."
• Sunset: "Well, your Knowedge Council is at an awfully long distence to get to."
• Booksmith: "In our defence, this place was not built for mortals in mind, cause it was not meant to be visited, at all."
• Sunset: "Right, right, but..... Apart from each other, doesn't it get, lonely?"
• Booksmith: "You do realise your asking very mortal questions to outer gods, right? I think you'll find we're able to cope better at minor inconvinences like loneliess better then often inheredly social beings like Humans or Ponies....."
• Sunset: "Oh, by the way, how come you didn't ask why I'm stuck as a human when I was-"
• Booksmith: "I'm smart enough to reckitnesed that tis be the work of the Manapede, though I worried about the method he used is what concerns me. Cause it feels as if you are still in, as dubly named by mortal tongues, "Human Equestria". I worry that an act of dimentional siphoning has occured, yet strangely the Infinity Libarian of that dimention didn't report a dimentional collapse. I suspect that the clever deviant must've only took enough to still allow THIS to occue, but nothing to risk a grander notice, likely because he doesn't want to risk Xird attention. Not that I blame him. (Shudders). Nasty little relijustus bypassing parasites of the Xexaxez. They have been known to coherse lesser beings into cults, at the least, or at worse, an Avatar. (Sighs), I sometimes question our creators need for such unpleasentry."
• Sunset: "Well, why don't you stand up to them or bring these concerns to your creators if-"
• Booksmith: "I know what your going ask, and...... It's not as simple..... Much of a vicious cycle as it is, it's sadly.... A nessersary evil..... Because had the Multiverse be without those Xexaxez, unpleasent as they are, it would've been choas. Interdimentional Empires would've run amock to so many poor dimentions that can't fight back, inter-dimentional slave-trades would run rampent, the Multiverse would become a dishastor area, the stability of it's naterol order, compromised..... And even my people can only guess what mistake universes and dimentions would bring.... (Shudders), Plainspawn being one of them, nasty, nasty vermin. Even our creators fear those nasty vampires. In fact, glitch dimensions were primarly the first reason why the creators made the Xexaxez, because even THEY can't predict what would happen. Then it was suggested that they would include that the Xexaxez would also eat over-powered dimentions after concerns were brought that some dimentions were getting too strong and had undesireable attributes to congure beyond their given reality, and, cause they want to maintain peace after how badly previous universes had suffered the some problem, espeically 'Universe' X-PTE, of which was once called Multiverse X-PTE as it was one of the earliest Multiverse creations of our creators, but it was demoted from the Multiverse title because it gotten so bad that the one remaining universes' gods had to scrap all infected major realities, along side creations that didn't make the cut, then it all that came back as a Voidian like what this universe had suffered, and something about all of it fusing with a planet, now it's a one-universe existence with dimentions too minor to count as proper parts of a multiverse, and- (Saw Sunset's confused face).... Ugh, I think I'm sharing too much irrelivent infomation.
• Sunset: Yeah, you're talking to a mortal here. Almost all of that sounded confusing.
• Booksmith: Well the multiverse itself and every universe it pocesses, is confusing for any mortal to comprehend. You'd need a brain the size of a universe to comprehend it. Let's focus on getting to the Knowledge Council. Their council room is after going through the Hall of Multiverse legends. (The two entered a long hallway filled with tributed status of famous icons from across the multiverse, major or minor)..... These are some of the beings from across our realities that we had deemed worthy of eternal remembrance within our halls, because of a legacy they left behind apawn death. (The two arrived to a statue of Stan Lee)...... Speaking of which. (Bows respectfully) Rest in peace, Stan Lee."
• Deadpool Shows up!
• Deadpool: "WELL IT TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH TO ACKNOWLEDGE THAT STAN LEE DIED?!"
• Scroopfan: "Hey come on, at least be glad he was ackknowledge at all! Also, why are you so compassionate about it? Stan Lee didn't made you!"
• Deadpool: "But he's the father of Marvel none-the-less, and, all of its characters, even if indirectly, owe it to him."
• Scroopfan: "..... I see..... Well, sorry I didn't acknowledge him sooner, I'm not exactly a heavy comic fan, but at least I'm taking the time to give him even a late tribute."
• MSM: Hey a lot of people we love died this year. 2018 is even a bitch to SpongeBob, for reasons we'll get into next episode, especially since it's a year before it's 20th Anniversary, AND the 10th Anniversary of the SAF series. A double whammy.
• Scroopfan: Couldn't've said it better myself.
• MSM: Well back to the show. (It resumes)
• Sunset: Well I don't suppose there's any way to speed this up, is there? We're kinda on a time crunch here.
• Booksmith: "(Sighs), Very well. I mean, I know you mortals inhered impatience due to lifespans designed to be limited, but, learn to appresiate your surroundings, young miss. (Takes Sunset's hand as the two zoomed right before a very large door) That being said, here we are. Now, keep in mind that the Council are likely not prepared to meet a mortal, so, allow me a chance to warm them up to you first. (Enters the Room himself)...."
• Sunset: "(Sighs).... At least I'm getting SOMEWHERE.... (Looks at the scenery)... Hey, the place is nice at least."
• Sunset looks at portraits of various Infinity Libarians.
• Sunset: "..... I, do not get the book-head thing. I mean, I can get that it's meant to present intelligence, but, kinda on the nose, don't ya think?"
• ???: Well it's better than giant bulbous heads. (A librarian figure was seen) Cause traditionally, those things are not exactly pleasent sights.
• Sunset: "YIKES?! You startled me!..... Listen, I already know that isn't suppose to be visited at all by people, but I'm here for an impourent reason, and Booksmith is already talking to the Knowledge Council about it, I promise I'll be out of your..... Book, covers, as soon as I get approval of momentarly borrowing the Multiverse Book and get able to go to the Lougers and tell them about what's wrong with Millipede? He's-"
• Libarian: "A manapede?"
• Sunset: "..... Why do I still try to explain to you guys when you already know what I'm going to say?"
• Libarian: "It's..... Not just that..... I..... I used to be the Infinity Libarian that records the knowledge of the Manapede's home universe, before the Xexaxez happlessly destroyed them?! It was such a shame that such a remarkable spieces, that harnessed great abilities beyond imagination, were wiped out because our creators created boarish universe eaters because they were afraid of losing Multiverse stability to another inter-dimentional empire."
• Sunset: "Well, in all fairness, the Manapede leader was sipening engery from dimentions-"
• Libarian: "But purely from ones that were stagnant and had no capability of life to them. Sometimes the Multiverse can have a handful of dud or blankslate dimentions that might not nessersarly defelupt life."
• Sunset: "Well, it's the fact he did it at all was the problem."
• Libarian: "I'm not ignorent to that. I just believe that the Xzars were, too hyperactive."
• Sunset: "Xzars?"
• Libarian: "A sort've abriviation name for Xexaxez."
• Sunset: "Well, maybe, but, sipening from even only lifeless dimentions could've graduated from targeting living dimentions. Power can be like a very addictive drug, and it can get worse with every gaining of it. Living Dimentions could've been at risk."
• Libarian: "I, get that, but..... That didn't make what the Xzars did fair..... Oh, and uh.... My name's Millsberry."
• Sunset: "Like the Children's Book Company?"
• Millsberry: "An astronomical coinwindience, just to be clear. Anyway, ever since the dimention was devoured, I was redused to be like other Libarians who witnessed devoured living universes: They became book tenders. We're redused to keep books clean from dust, organise them, shelf them in correct places, even occationally guard the key to the Multiverse Book's great lock to keep it close unless needed. Oh, it's currently not me, by the by, it's another Libarian's turn. It's not that I don't appresiate still having a purpose here and avoiding vanishing to the Hybernation Realm like other purposeless Outer Gods, but...... How I miss being allowed to record and preserve knowledge of a dimention..... I only wish the poor remaining Manapedes are alright."
• Sunset: "Don't worry, Millipede's- (Realises what he said)..... You said "Mana-PEDES", like, there's still more of them?"
• Millsberry: "Believe me, I confirmed it when I tooked a look at the Multiverse Book one day when I had key duty. They're hiding off in a far off distent Crossroad realms so far off from this side of the Multiverse, it would be hard to contact them. Even to directly locate them without the Multiverse' Book's aide, espeically if one is trying to build a Dimentional Locator."
• Sunset: "Well what're the Manapedes doing all the way there?"
• Millsberry: "Cause it's not exactly just them..... They're hiding in a secret Utopia of escaped dimentional residence called "Inbetweena", the city of lost dimentionals. They're for dimentional beings that don't have any choice of a new home. The Manapedes ended up there after all their exspearimental new homes had failed via an individual being choosen to live there...... Millipede being one of them..... That city is the one thing keeping them safe now, with all the test subjects either claimed by the Xirds, or in some cases like Millipede, the natives turning on them and imprisoning them. A successfully built Dimentional Locator in Xexaxez and Xird hands, would lead to that place's tragic downfall. Sure, it may be being created to go after Millipede, but then he would only the first of many other likewise individuals hiding in the crossroad realms, and it would only be a matter of time before Inbetweena is found..... And..... I, can't have that."
• Sunset: "Well, Booksmith is already at work with the Knowledge Council and-"
• Millsberry: "The Knowledge Council would take too long to deside anything, and Booksmith would be helpless to make a serious change in devidisve minds. After all, your pretty much the first mortal in forever to come here. The Knowledge Council will be trapped in flabbergastery."
• Sunset: "Well without their permission, just taking it anyway would be stealing."
• Millsberry: "..... Try to understand, Miss Sunset. The Avatar is already in progress of collecting the Bioluminessence of the Eldist Dimentional Firefly. They already have other needed objects of the Dimentional Locator. And your misfit friends are still stuck tending to matters of the Endless Goldrush Dimention. I'm afraid some rules will have to be bended, for the Manapede's sake."
• Sunset: "But, that would make Booksmith and the Knowledge Council upset with me and-"
• Millsberry: "I'll take any fault in such defience. I'll ask you be pardoned on counts of listening to an old broken fool like me. Now, please, come with me to where the Multiverse Book is held. The Libarian on duty is on break and didn't took the key with him."
• Sunset: "..... Only because I did enough waiting. (Quietly) Sorry, Booksmith."
• Sunset and Millsberry went off.
• (Millipede):... Well well. Looks like fate got better for me. But that bit about the Avatar coming concerns me. I better wanr Buzzton and Buizz to jumpstart a louger victory against an intermediate issue and stat!"

Endless Goldrush Dimention, Buzzton's and Buizz's location.

• Millipede via a portal: "You two have your orders now. Quietly render the defences of those rogue Mewmans completely worthless before the misfits show up and ineditably do typical skits and nonsense with them. Rendered them so phatheticly defenceless that even the Reserves leader would be like "Wow, that was stupidly easy". Got that?"
• Buzzton: "Alchourse sir. But be warned that they will question it. We did some reshurched and the leader of these rogues, Prime Major Admiral Asper Swipe is expected to be a VERY serious adversery. They would question any spontantious failure of him adiquitely defending himself."
• Millipede via a portal: "Simple. Does he have a good relation with his minions?"
• Buizz: "It's a very strict one, sir."
• Millipede via a portal: "Then likely he is BOUND to step on someone's toes the wrong way. And I trust you two found something like that."
• Buzzton: "Indeed, sir. Our careful spies reported that a LT of a group of giant multi-winged vulture riding Sky Rangers was said to be discouraged by Asper's cold-hearted decidtion to dispose of poor Fritilla Moth."
• Millipede via a portal: "Good. Then inspire that poor gutless half-wit to inspire an insurrection within soldiers, cause Asper and the LT to wreck eachother. Make it look like Asper pushed the poor guy too far and it'll be blamed on him pushing a soldier too hard."
• Buzzton: "The Misfits are likely to still question it."
• Millipede via a portal: "That can't be helped, Buzzton. Those misfits are professionals after all. The impourent thing is that at least they are not distracted with some minor invonvince and get RIGHT back to seeking out the Avatar. He's already collecting Dimentional Firefly glowy stuff now."
• Buzzton: "Understood sir. But, even in our fastest, what if the Avatar already arrives to the Infinity Libary?"
• Millipede via a Portal: "I readied an extra speical surprised for him."

The Dimention of Giant Fireflies.

• Gaster looked espeically annoyed.....
• Gaster: "..... Being made, to do other gross things, like going into the Fanonverse's Wasteland Guardian's gut, was bad enough.... NOW I HAD TO BASICLY PROBE A GIANT OLD FIREFLY AND PULL OUT IT'S GLORY STUFF?!"
• Starswirl: "At ease, Young Gaster. It wasn't much of a fun journey for me. At least now we got the bioliminessense so we can move on into the Infinty Libary in the Dimention of Knowledge."
• Gaster: "Tch, that sounds like a place you can NEVER get Twily out of, ever. Bet she'll get wet from seeing it."
• Starswirl: "Oh please try to keep a clean mind, Young Gaster, I- (A scary Moan was heard and surprised the two)!"
• Gaster: ".... The, f***, was tha- (Suddenly, hidsious blood-red creatures rose up like "Stranger Things" Monsters and grabbed Gaster) WHA?! WHAT KINDA STRANGER THINGS REJECTS ARE YOU GUYS?!"
• Starswirl: "PLAINSPAWN?!"
• Gaster: "UGH?! LET GO, YA UGLY GOO-BUTTS?! (The Plainspawn moan as they drag Gaster into their dimention)!"
• Starswirl: "YOUNG GASTER?! (LEAPS IN AFTER HIM AS NOW, THE TWO HAVE ENTERED AN ODD PLAIN FILLED WITH GIANT BUBBLES, as Starswirl saw that Gaster was alone now)...."
• Gaster: "..... (Echoy) THE F*** IS THIS PLACE?!"
• Starswirl: "(Echoy) We're inside one of the worse places for even a Xexaxez Avatar to be in...... A Rogue Universe."
• Gaster: "BUT I THOUGHT XEXAXEZ ARE SUPPOSE TO EAT S*** LIKE THIS?!"
• Starswirl: "Sometimes Rogue Universes can adapt against the threat of the Xexaxez and simulate energies of a proper universe."
• Gaster: "WELL JOKE'S ON THEM?! NOW I KNOW IT'S HERE?! I'LL JUST CALL AN XEXAXEZ HERE TO GOBBLE THIS STUPID UNIVERSE UP?!"
• Gaster tries to do that, but red goob drains Gaster's magic.....
• Gaster: "(Gets scared)..... The f***'s going on?!"
• Starswirl: "The Plainspawn disabled your powers so you can't do exactly what you tried to do!"
• Gaster: "WELL WHAT DO THOSE UGLY FREAKS WANT?!"
• Starswirl: "Likely your newfound cosmic engery as they are a parasitic race that seek out outer gods."
• Gaster: "..... You mean to tell me, that these things, EAT OUTER GODS?!"
• Starswirl: "Not nessersarly. They more like eat the cosmic engery of a universe for themselves until they assimulate into the outer god. Or in some cases, suck out the energies of their direct creations to absolute weak states. Not even Avatars are pardoned from this."
• Gaster: "....... GET ME THE HECK OUT OF HERE!!!!!"
• Starswirl: "Believe me, I wish I can, but the trouble with Rogue Universes is that once you make the mistake of entering one, even in your state, it would be difficult to escape?! Because these universes are not connected to Crossroad Realms....."
• Gaster started to scream panicly?!
• Starswirl: "Gaster, calm down! I'll figure a way out, if you can just- (Moans are heard as waves and waves of Plainspawn are seen forming from afar)...... GASTER, WE MAY WANT TO MAKE A RUN FOR IT?!"
• Gaster: "(Saw that as well) EEEEK?! AS IF BEING AN AVATAR DIDN'T SUCK NOW ALREADY?! NOW THIS?!"
• Gaster ran screaming phathicly as Starswirl ran as well, as Plainspawn moan and groan and follow slowly.
• Starswirl: "(Gets stern)..... (Quietly) I know this was your doing, Millipede. I may not be able to confirm this, but this has YOUR name written all over this situation!"

Millipede's Mansion

• Lord Millipede: So they should be held up for a while. Now go.
• Buzzton: Yes sir! (The portal closed)
• Lord Millipede:... I should probably find more about this 'Inbetweena' that librarian mentioned. Well, if it's actselly real, I mean.

Old Base.

• The Trackless Trains are all set in a perfect line.
• Admiral Asper: "..... Look at these great weapons, Bloosomma. Soon, not only would I be able to siege the entire reserves, but think of the damage these mighty weapons can do to what is left of Eclipsa's defences. Lack of proper action, has likely made those mean weary and weak. Our grand rebelion, will see an epic clash of historic propourtions, epsiecally when I absorb the Monsters' magic."
• Bloosomma: "I just want to give this one last warning: This, will NEVER, end well."
• Admiral Asper: "Then if that's all you have to say, THEN BE GONE?! (Bloosomma vanished).... I, had prepared for just about everything." (He got them ready)... You'd better be prepared for this, Star Butterfly. This will get a lotta bit bloody. (Cackles)

Monster Reserves Lands

• The group were seen walking along a trail heading torwords a canyon where an enterence to a long and deep cave was seen.
• Commander L: "Step lively. You will be offered some refreshing water when we arrived home on the condition of co-operating behavior."
• Star: "Wow, these guys are, relitively nicer to us, all things considered."
• Monster Toad: "That's because Sassafrass has a better use for you then just short-term vengence."
• Snake-Tongue: "(Coming out of the mouth) Yeah, you wouldn't've even CAME this far if it wasn't for that, Mewman!"
• Fly-Winged Scorpian Monster: "So count yer blessings that he wants to capitalise on that Queen that loved a famous monster is in charged again. Sassafrass would see to it that lands Mewmans have congured, we'll return back to our people."
• Marco: "Uh, yeah, fair warning guys, it might not be that easy. Just because Eclipsa's back, that doesn't mean that Mewmans willingly giving up lands back to Monsters is a foregone concludsion."
• Pteranodon Man: "Well, it's our best shot, "Human". With those Cactus People being right about their warning that Asper's here, our people need to blow the coop now. And with that it turns out that Asper was exiled by Eclipsa, we can return to our homeland and be safe again.... Well, as soon as Sassafrass makes his bid of asking Eclipsa in negosiating your safe return."
• Po: "Okay, THAT part we need to talk about! Why the exessive need to bribe Eclipsa with Star? Star is only tecnecally a Butterfly by impomptu adoption because an earlier king didn't like hybrid children! Star's bond with Eclipsa isn't as great as suppose if it was her mother you're talking to, of which is MISSING now! And even then, Moon might not be so gentle about Sassy's stunt! This is someone who managed to de-finger Toffee. I am not sure Sassafrass would risk that if Moon was still around, not bud!"
• Doe-Headed Monster: "Well thankfully, Moon is nowhere to be found, and Eclipsa has proven to be Mewmanity's ONLY, redeeming factor. I don't see a great risk here."
• Icky: "Listen, folks, you may not realize this, but, Star's a very good representation of the good in Mewmans too. (L's group looked at him curiously) I mean, who do ya think got Eclipsa back in the throne?"
• Pteranodon Man: "The Box of Truth?"
• Icky: "...... But how did you think that box got involved?"
• Centipeded Hydra: "Queen Moon."
• Star: Well, close. It was actselly a sort've collaberated effert. Me, Mom, and Eclipsa got the Magic High Commission to blurt the truth out with the Box. It kills you during games or trials where you swear an oath of truth to it. And that's not even the best-case scenario when you lie to it. I managed to defeat it to keep myself from admitting my crush on Marco by using uncertain lies or truths. Lies or truths that aren't known. And after we dealt with Meteora, I returned the wand and kingdom to Eclipsa. I just wasn't meant to rule. I did the right thing, but none of the Mewmans in the kingdom were grateful.
• Commander L: Try not to be too surprised on how ungrateful your race was about that, Miss Star. Asper poisoned their minds on us too much just to help the kingdom subjugate M'onstraus with little to no protest outside of us monsters. Mewmans just can't seem to stand monsters. It can't be helped. That's why Sassafrass needs you for his negosiations.
• Star: They can, actually. (The monsters were surprised)... I mean, okay, it's not, perfect, Mewmans and Monsters are still, weary of eachother, but, it is actselly happening. Yeah. I held a party for both Mewmans and monsters in the monster temple. It started out well. My cousin Prince Rock Johansen got along with this yak monster and one of the Spiderbites had her spider bite cured with the slime of this slime monster. Sure Mina and Meteora back when she was still Miss Heinous screwed it up, but the two monsters I mentioned are still in Mewni. That alone proves we have a few shots where that came from.
• Centipede Hydra: Well, said temple wasn't built in a day. These take time.
• Fly Scorpion Monster: Yeah. Not enough time to deal with the bad eggs.
• Star:... (Sighs) Yeah. I know. I know it doesn't fix everything Mewmanity did wrong, but, like you monsters believe.... Actions speak louder then words. And, giving Mewmans and Monsters a chance to know each other better, spoke louder then Asper's words. (The Group tought about that). I find myself liking monsters because they're carefree like me, and they actually like me FOR being carefree. At first I had the same mindset as everyone else before seeing good in some like Lobster Claws.
• Marco: Even if the guy didn't even know HOW to be good without screwing it up.
• Icky: "Safe bet Lobster Claws was a clear jackass minion."
• Marco: No, kidding. He was fired as one of Ludo's minions and we tried to reform him. Though he got a kitten down a tree, he almost ate the kitten, AND THEN the little girl. He attacked an ice cream cart guy but only got the ice cream, and he went on a rampage trying to help an old lady cross the street the literal moment we took our eyes off him. Nobody was killed... But there was that one guy who was crying over his destroyed bike.
• Monster Toad: "Yeah, that's the Crustainians for you. Their durability, aquatic nature, massive physical strength and ability to scale walls are matched only by their antisocial society and lack of social perception, and their lack of dexterity."
• Snake Tongue: "(Pops out again) No kidding on the dexterity part. Their claws are not that good at holding things that can't be easily gribbed. Kinda why such members of that race are never allowed to hold something impourent or be around someone important. Hell, there's no coordination and touch sensors in them as it was meant mainly for combat."
• Marco: Eh, I can see why he winded up with Ludo. Still, hope isn't truly lost.
• Pteranodon Man:... Well, that makes sense. You would make a good monster, Star. Sad. We'd make good friends.
• Marco: "By the way, I don't think we got properly introdused."
• Pteranodon Man: Oh, right. I suppose proper introductions are in order. Name's Solnhofen. But, you can call me Wingman.
• Fly Scorpion Monster: Ugh. Monster nicknames like that are atrocious and stereotypical. You will call me Mecopteravich.
• Marco:... Are you at least comfortable if we call you 'Meco' for short?
• Fly Scorpion Monster (Meco): (Begrudgently) Well at least it's not as stereotypical as 'Lobster Claws' or 'Wingman'. I mean SERIOUSLY!!
• Icky: "Hey, at least Marco thought of it up before one of us nicknamed you "Aracniphobe's Nightmare"."
• Meco: "And that's because, why?"
• Icky: "..... Dude, you're a giant scorpian with dragonfly wings. That speaks for itself."
• Kowalski: Plus your full name is a play on the order of scorpionflies.
• Cynder: "Ahem! Mind Icky, he speaks his mind."
• Skipper: And Kowalski doesn't realize none of us speak nerd. He's basicly a waddling dictionary written Nerdanese.
• Meco: "I know an idiot and a nerd when I see them."
• Fishbeard: "Well, I was already introdused as Fishbeard, so, any say from me would be redundent."
• Monster Toad: I'm Batar-
• Snake Tongue: And I'm Snick.
• Doe-Head Monster: I don't mind the name Doe-Head or Jane Doe much. Both sound easier to say than Derricitica Antla Qyaelkmoosebex. (Everyone got confused by that)....... Kinda my point.
• Centipede Hydra Head #1: Ghi.
• Centipede Hydra Head #2: Dor.
• Centipede Hydra Head #3: Rah.
• Centipede Hydra Head #4: Ripo.
• Centipede Hydra Head #5: Offa.
• Centipede Hydra Head #6: Peede.
• Marco:...... No comment.
• Icky: (Scoffs) 'Ghidorah-Ripoffa-Pede'
• Marco: NO, DAMN, COMMENT!!! DON'T GIVE INTO THE STEREOTYPICAL JOKE!!!
• Commander L: AHEM?! Present men and women alike, try not to get distracted with small talk with the escourt. Seriously, Cappuchino, Espresso, Mochee, Macchiato, and Corretto wouldn't be this easily distracted.
• Baloo:... (To Fritilla) Siblings? (She nodded yes) Is his entire family named after types of coffee? In fact, based on these two prior guys, Toffee and Coffee, and now Sassafrass, are all Septarians named after food and drinks?
• Fritilla: (To Baloo and the Lougers and quietly enough so that L's Group couldn't hear) Actually, toffee is just a taffy, not a coffee. Otherwise, yes. I found it weird too. Comes with their brown coloration. You should've seen his father, Sir Caffe of Septarsis back when he was alive. Asper killed him by using a spell similar to the one Moon used on Toffee."
• Icky: "Yeesh, poor guy."
• Fritilla: (Still as before) My thoughts exactly. And it's espeically sad, cause Caffe was awesome in life. The guy was more indestructible than any of his kind after all. I mean, what a way for a famous Septarian to go, right? Now just keep it down. It would help Lattee alot to let him quickly take us to Sassafrass as non-distruptively as possable.
• Viper: "I feel sorry for him. I see now why he's so desperate to look impressive."
• Fritilla: "Yeah. Kinda why his mom started to get along with Gillus now."
• Shifu: "(Quietly) So I heard from your conversation with him."
• Stingzy: "(Quietly) Sounds like we're gonna expect a rough reunion with Ol' Gillus."
• The group entered the cave.

Inside Cave.

• The group arrived to a complex series of buildings placed around caverns as it was shown to have it's own town plaza, a market place, a magic center, and a capital elder's hut building at the raw end of the cavern.
• Present look at surprise of the group, even more so to Star and Fritilla, the present Mewmans.
• ???: "GREAT SCOTT?!"
• A Green Flamino Monster with no legs and four wings showed up with three monicles on the left side of his 6 eyes!
• Flamingo Monster: "You, you actselly did it! You, you captured the Mewman and Entourage. (Sees Fritilla) DUH?! (To Commander L quietly) And am I to assume that the extra Mewman here is-"
• Commander L: "(Quietly) Inform Sassafrass and the others quietly, Greengo."
• Greengo: "Say no more, Commander L! (Flew off quickly!)"
• Gillus was seen with his gang and a female Septarian seeing the arriving group from the buildings on a cavern face....
• Gillus: ".... (To the Septarian Female) Come. Let's get to the hut, Hon. (To the gang) Let's go watch us a show, boys. (The group went off to the direction of the Elder Building as well.)"

Elder Room.

• Sassafrass was seen sitting at the highest seat as he and other aged monsters waited as Commander L brought in the heroes.....
• Sassafrass: "...... Good job on bringing them here, Commander L. You may leave."
• Commander L Saluted as he and his group left......
• Sassafrass: "..... You just can't avoid attention, can you, Mewman?"
• Star: "What can I say? I'm eye catching even when I'm not trying."
• Sassafrass: "..... Now, Mewman. Because I was willing to, ease away, from the immediate satisfaction of claiming your cancerious existence, keep in mind that it doesn't mean I'll EVER ease away from getting justice. My council just convinced me to instead use you as an oppertunity to have Eclipsa to do our people a REAL service and start giving us monsters back our lands, so we can escape from a dimention NOW being prowled by a killer!"
• Icky: "Just an FYI, pal. Just because the lady that fell in love with a famous monster is back in office doesn't mean it's free real estate time."
• Sassafrass: "Well I think her adopted great grand-daughter is an irrefuseable payment exchange for the surrender of lands that belonged to Monsters first."
• Marco: "Well that's the thing. Star and Eclipsa haven't bonded enough to make this work. And keep in mind that Queen Moon is both missing, and she still been around, would've been ROUGH on you guys for this stunt. Also, your basicly trying to bribe your way back into a dimention you originally skipped town on."
• Sassafrass: "Well since Asper is no longer in our home dimension and is now here, AND IS THROUGHOHLY CONFIRMED, now it's time to return home from a foster now in danger of Mewman madness."
• Marco: "About that:..... Ya don't have to do a thing like that."
• Elder Monsters got confused and curious.....
• Sassafrass: "(Groans annoyed)..... Okay, Human. Enlighten us. EXPLAIN WHY WE SHOULDN'T ASK FOR OUR LANDS BACK?!"
• Gazelle: "He means that there is no need for an eviction of anyone. Peace with Mewmans is possable."
• Elders Quietly muttered at that.
• Sassafrass: "TELL THAT TO ASPER?! It'll NEVER be possable, and nothing you can say to me will EVER CHANGE MY-"
• Star: "(Raises hand) Excuse me, Mr. Sassafrass?"
• Sassafrass: "(Facepalmed annoyed)..... Yes, what is it?"
• Star: "Can I, say some things?"
• Sassafrass: "Fine, but make it quick, clear, and factual."
• Star:... Ask yourself this: if Mewmans were truly following Asper, then why hasn't most if not all Mewmans from Mewni apart from loyalists ever considered joining his side when Eclipsa dealt with him?
• Sassafrass:... Because it's the Queen of Darkness and they wouldn't want to leave the homes that were never theirs in the first place to allow brave monsters present there a chance to reclaim? I mean, come on, this is ASPER we're talking about, this is all about stragity to him.
• Star: Well, if that were the case, Eclipsa would've been crystallized again.
• Sassafrass: Who are you kidding, child? She's only uncrystallized because you took pity on her.
• Star: And who in their right mind wouldn't? The fact she was crystallized for falling in love with a monster didn't sound fair. Not to mention Mom was going back on her deal that Eclipsa would be set free if she helped her destroy Toffee.
• Sassafrass: I hate to break it to you, but Toffee is no doubt still alive. Eclipsa only got free because the deal was technically fulfilled. She tried to cast Eclipsa's spell with your wand and though it didn't work, Toffee still fell. Septarians, or 'Lizards' as you call them, are indestructible because their regeneration makes them essentially immortal. Even if you decapitated or completely incinerated each of their cells, they could literally regenerate from a single organelle. Their mitochondria and chromosomes exist in an adaptable nucleus that is known for being pseudo-viruses capable of stealing the cell of a reptile, destroy it's nucleus, and use it's new cell to regenerate. They can only be killed with the right spell, not meaning to give anyone ideas, mind you. Not that there was a serious danger. Seth of Septarsis made sure on his life that all spells meant to nullify healing factors were lost, and he nearly succeeded. I assure you that Toffee WILL be back.
• Star: Say what you want, but it doesn't change the fact that, if you do the logic, Eclipsa being free means that Mewmans and monsters CAN coexist. And I should know because... Well I wanted to unite the two since this time me and Tom were in the market place...

Flashback

Moon Being Racist (Clip) Season 3 Star vs the Forces of Evil

Present

• Sassafrass:... That proves nothing. All it does is make it worse because the Mewmans are nothing more than hypocrites.
• Po: "Sheesh, buddy, are you really this bitter about what happened?"
• Sassafrass: "..... Here's, a damn good reminder of what mewmanity did to me. (Reveils his crippled body as he magicly levitated torwords them)..... I, am left crippled, physically broken, and a shell of a former glory, because of Mewmans. I, lost my family, to some of Asper's trained deciples, that used a surviving strain of those spells! I, was lucky to still have the strentgh to even BE here. Now, I am restrained on an automated wheel-chair of this dimention's creation. So pardon me, if this present state, is an enturnal reminder why I won't be quick to pardon Mewmanity for what they had done. Not even words of a thumbling attempt to bring this misguided notions of togatherness, would impress me."
• Lord Shen: "We know. You are people that take actions into better account then words...... That's why we aim to hunt down Asper and desicate his faction. (The Elders were surprised)....."
• Sassafrass: ".... ARE YOU MAD?! You'll only risk Star going into HIS hands so HE can use her to get what HE WANTS?!"
• Gazelle: "Be honest, Sassafrass: Isn't that what you were trying to do?"
• Elder Monster 1: "She kinda has you there, Sassafrass."
• Sassafrass: "Well when I was doing it, it's to help Monsters of both dimentions. Asper only wants Eclipsa out of the way?!"
• Shifu: "Perhaps you would like proof that we have the capables. (Zooms off into a shadowy corner, punches and kicks are heard as a wimpy yelp was heard, surprising the monsters) (Comes back with the Cupid Mewman Spy covered in bruises, and drops him)..... This spy has been following us for awhile, and was why we were priorly attacked by a group the additional Mewman came from."
• Sassafrass and the others were surprised!
• Spy: "HOW DID YOU KNOW?!"
• Sassafrass: "HOW DID YOU KNOW?!"
• Shifu: "You mutter to yourself on how much your boxers itch you."
• Spy: "..... Crap."
• Banzai: Yeesh, does professionalism exist anymore?
• Sassafrass: "..... Okay. Now, I'm intriged. Then how's about a wager? If you can go to Asper's location, destroy everything assusiated with him, and bring his beaten worthless carcuss back to us for our judgement of choice, we'll return to Mewni to find a new home in still-monster terratories. Keep in mind that even with no Asper, I'm, still weary of Mewman Presence. HOWEVER..... If I see even minor proof that relations have gotten better, then I won't stop any monster from getting closer to Mewmans, UNDER some words of caution for interactions until safety is all but assured."
• Rainbow Dash: "How's about you add removing this curse on me to the list, bub?"
• Sassafrass: "Are you not heading to the Cactus People afterwords?"
• Rainbow Dash: "..... Eh, fair enough. But you could undo it right now and save us the trouble."
• Sassafrass: I may not be "very nice", but I have my respects. Doing it now would waste the time of certain accompanying members of your group.
• Stingzy: She's right you know.
• Rainbow Dash: Well time is kinda precious here, so-
• Twlight: "Okay, let's just go for a SERIOUS request. We would like some help combating this issue."
• Sassafrass: "Then take L and his troupe. They're the most capable fighters of us all. Just, be sure to bring them back safe..... AND, alive. If you take absolute care of them, Star Butterfly, it will proof your words of fondness for monsters legit."
• Star: I assure you, that you won't be disappointed.
• Sassafrass: "It is not disappointment I worry about, Star Butterfly.... It's the dire consiquences of failure that worry me. Your defeat would mean the downfall of all monsters, of Mewni, and this place."
• Pinkie: "So, no pressure then?"
• Sassafrass:... Yes?
• Star: Great. Taking care of Asper will help Mewmans and monsters. We won't fail. As soon as we find the Cactus People, we'll kick his buns all over the multiverse.
• Sassafrass: I will save any thanks for when the job is done.
• Deadpool suddenly appeared and walked by the group at the other end of the screen.
• Icky: "Deadpool, what the hell are you doing here?!"
• Deadpool: "Oh, don't mind me, just helping to make sure chapters don't end up over-staying their welcome, by doing, (Grabs the literall scene like it was a page) THIS!"
• Sassafrass: "WAIT A MINUTE, WHAT THE DEVIL IS HE- (Deadpool pulls the entire scene like a page of a book as everything went black and comical sound effects were heard!)"

Goofy Yell!

Skip a few seconds.

• Discord's voice: "..... Deadpool, you can REALLY grind our gears sometimes."

Chapter 5: Asper's Final Stand/Millipede's Private Mansion Dimension

Infinity Library

• A lone void of a room where there was nothing but a very big book with a glorifived lock on it as it seemed to be covered in Universe Symbols.
• Sunset and Millsberry arrived.
• Sunset: ".... THAT'S A BIG BOOK?! How can anyone carry that?"
• Millsberry: "It can change sizes to suit the size of the present person."
• Sunset: Oh, really? Then let's see you carry it.
• Millsberry: You want proof, eh? Very well. (Reaches for the book) (Suddenly, a monkey hand spanks Millsberry) OW?!
• A hyperactive over-protective monkey when a vez and a vest monkey tandrum's in, hooting and hollering!
• Millsberry: "...... Oh confound it, not another Spank Monkey."
• Sunset: "Spank Monkey?"
• Millsberry: "Inter-dimentional traveling pandimentional apes that appear and frustraight people by spanking them just when they try to do impourent things. Ugh, they're always SUCH  a burden."
• Sunset: "So, like Stresskeys, but they spank you. Okay, (Reaches out for the book) Okay, not too ba- (The Spank Monkey spanks Sunset's hand) OW?!"
• The Monkey smiles with a troll face smile.
• Sunset got angry.

This song played as Sunset tried various crazy things to get at the Multiverse Book, but the Spank Monkey just spanks her off.

Rabbids Go Home Music - Bãtutã Din Moldova

• Millsberry was seen face-book-palming (Deadpool: "GET IT?!") throughout the entire situation.
• Sunset: Okay, I'm getting sick of this. Give me the GODDAMN book!! (The Spankey held her back) I'M SERIOUS, I'M DONE MONKEYING AROUND, GIVE ME THE BOOK!!! (The Spankey screeched loudly alerting the Council and Booksmith, which spontaniously appeared)...... Uh, if I can just explain-
• Booksmith: "Miss Sunset?! You're lucky I am able to reckitnesed that you have reformed from undesireable old ways, or else this is the part I would be furious at.... This being said, I get you're trying to get to the Multiverse Book before the Avatar, but could you at LEAST try to be polite enough to wait for us? Then I would've been able to ask the Infinity Libarian of the Outer God Animal Kingdom Dimention to pasify her Spank Monkey. Or, Spankey, to avoid unintentional lewdness and confusing dirty minds. (Saw Milsberry)..... Ugh..... Of course..... Millsberry. Did you REALLY have to make Sunset disrespect our standerds and conducts by making her see the book too soon?"
• Millsberry: "I have to?! The Avatar is just finished with collecting the other needed things for the Dimentional Locator, he would come here next."
• Booksmith: "..... (Sighs). You're lucky the council agreed to allow Sunset to contemporary borrow the Multiverse Book to begin with, Millsberry."
• Sunset: "WELL WHY WAS THE MONKEY SPANKING ME?!"
• Booksmith: "Because I THEN needed to tell the Infinity Libarian of the Outer God Animal Kingdom, Zoologica, to pasify the creature with his favorite Pan-Dimentional Banana Snacks! Else you'll just make a big dummy of yourself."
• Sunset: "....... (Faints in realisation)......"
• Booksmith: ".... (Sighs). (Conjured up a bucket of ice-cold water and splashes it on Susnet, waking her up as she yelped!)"
• Sunset: "I THOUGHT I ALREADY DID THE ICE BUCKET CHALLNAGE AGAINST ALS?! (Saw that she was still here)..... Oh, right. Sorry."
• Booksmith conjured up a Pandimentional Banana that got the Spankey's attention as it took it and ran off!
• Booksmith: "Well, now that we're done with the shenanigans everyone, let's just-"
• A screaming Gaster and Starswirl managed to burst through a wall as hidious clawed red hands tried to grab them back, but Starswirl was able to blast them back as the the broken wall restored itself.......
• Gaster: "(Breathes heavily)....... I, AM SO DONE, WITH THIS AVATAR SHIT?!"
• Starswirl: "Well equilly, I believe I have done enough dimentional adventures for a good while now."
• Gaster: "(Saw the Infinity Libarians)...... (LAUGHS UNCONTROLABLY)!? THEY HAVE BOOKHEADS?! (Laughs)!"
• Starswirl: "CONFOUND IT, YOUNG GASTER, THEY ARE INFINITY LIBARIANS?! KEEPERS AND PRESERVERS OF KNOWLEDGE FROM ACROSS THE MULTIVERSE?!"
• Gaster: "Tch, these guys are nothing. Okay, Book Dorks! I'm here for the Multiverse Book to get the Manapede! Just cough it up before things have to get messy!"
• Booksmith: "I, am he head Infinity Libarian of this place, and I have to object to letting an Xexaxez Avatar just waltz in and- (Xirds appeared)...... Ugh, and you brought them along the way too?!"
• Gaster: "BY THE WAY, REALLY COULD'VE USED YOU GUYS IN THAT FREAKY DIMENTION OF OUTER GOD PARASITES?!"
• Xird 1: "A matter we'll attend to in a later date, Avatar. A discovered rogue universe is currently not yet a matter of impourence, for none of our masters are yet assigned to it."
• Booksmith: "MISS SUNSET, GET THE BOOK OUT OF HERE?!"
• Sunset ran to the book, touched it as it shrunk relitive to her size so she can be able to take it and run!
• Gaster: "HEY, STOP HER?! (Xirds fly after her, but Sunset was able to dodge and leap away from grabbing attempts as Booksmith opened up a portal, of which some Xirds intervined, but then Millsberry conjured himself into a steamroller and flatten the Xirds as they disappate into cosmic engery) (Sunset went around and got into the portal)...... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK?! WHY DIDN'T ANY OF YOU DO THE COOL FREEZING SPACE-TIME THING?!"
• Smarter Xird: "Frogive us, Avatar. But those powers are only permitted in mortal universes. They're rendered un-useable in Outer-God owned dimentions that only our masters' creators are permitted to change and alter as they see fit."
• Gaster: "(Twitches angerly)...... SERIOUSLY?! YOU HAD ANY IDEA HOW EASY IT COULD'VE BEEN TO STOP HER HERE, THEN AND THERE, BY FREEZING HER IN TIME?!"
• Smarter Xird: "I kid you not, Avatar. It is part of the creators' rules so to discourage Outer God creations warring with eachother."
• Gaster: "(Angerly screams as he levitates the Smarter Xird)"
• Smarter Xird: "WAIT, AVATAR, PLEASE CURB YOUR ANG- (Gaster smashed the Smarter Xird into the ground as he disapates into retreating cosmic engery, making the other Xirds more afraid of him)....."
• Gaster was beyond pissed off.....
• Gaster angerly looks at the Infinity Libarians....
• Gaster: "YO?! BOOKWORMS?! TELL ME, WHERE THAT PORTAL JUST TOOK SUNSET TO?! OR ELSE?!"
• Booksmith: "We reserve the right to refuse aide to the slaves of universe eating brutes."
• Gaster: "TELL, ME, NOW?! OR ELSE?!"
• Booksmith: "Do not threaten an outer god, child?!"
• Gaster: "DO NOT GIVE ME THAT SHIT?! (Conjures up one of the large dimention books)"
• The Infinity Libarians gasped!
• Gaster: "Either you people tell me where Sunset is.... (Makes a periment black marker appear) OR I'M GONNA MAKE ALOT OF CHANGES TO- (Takes a look at the cover)...... The Dimention of Pure Innosence?"
• Booksmith: "Please, don't hurt that dimention?! Those hyper-innosent races did NOTHING to upset you!"
• Gaster: "Oh, oh, you don't want me to mess up this dimention?"
• Booksmith: "That's what I'm trying to say! Any changes to the book will change a dimention's desteny forever!"
• Gaster: "Oh really? (Starts writing on the book with the marker as the Infinty Libarians gasped in horror, as did Starswirl, even the Xirds) AND THEN THE DIMENTION GOT PORN?!"
• Booksmith: "(Shocked face) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?! THEIR CHILD-LIKE MINDS?! RUINED?!"
• Gaster: "..... Nothing happened."
• A bunch of books suddenly appeared before Gaster.
• Gaster picks one of them up and looks into it......
• Gaster: "(Bugged eyes) OWCHY BABBA?! THOSE HYPER CUTE PEOPLE REALLY LIKED THAT PORN?!"
• Booksmith: "(Starts crying) YOU MONSTER?! (Kneels in phathicly) YOU DESTROYED THE GREAT CREATER'S GRAND DESIGN FOR THAT DIMENTION?! IT WAS SUPPOSE TO BE A REALM OF INFINATE INNOSENCE?! NOW IT'S TAINTED?! TAINTED!?"
• Gaster: "THEN TELL ME WHERE SUNSET IS SENT, (Conjures up another Dimention Book) OR THIS DIMENTION'S NEXT?!"
• Booksmith: "(Yelps phathicly) NO PLEASE?! NOT THE DIMENTION OF PRETTY PRINCESSES?!"
• Gaster: "..... Okay, this one I HAVE to have fun with just out of prinipal on how much I HATE royalty and athority figures!"
• Booksmith: "NO NO NO (Gaster starts really messing up the dimention) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (Cries)."
• Starswirl: "GASTER STOP?! RUINING ONE REALITY WAS BAD ENOUGH?! ANOTHER IS TOO MUCH?!"
• Gaster: "-And then they all fucked eachother in the end. (More books showed up as Gaster looks into one)..... OHHHHHH, MAN, I REALLY MADE THEM HAD HOT LESBIAN SEX?!"
• Booksmith: "(Starts crying phathicly)! PLEASE STOP?! PLEASE STOP?!"
• Gaster: "Okay, back to taking this seriously, (Summons another Dimention Book) Either Fess up now, or, (Reads title) The Dimention with No Critics, GETS IT?!"
• Booksmith: "NO?! NO PLEASE?! THOSE POOR TALENTED CREATERS MIGHT NOT EVER BE ABLE TO HANDLE CRITICISUM?!"
• Gaster: "Well, either tell me where Sunset is NOW, or it'll be time for this dimention to GROW UP?!"
• Booksmith: "OKAY?! OKAY FINE, YOU TIRELESS MONSTER?! SUNSET ESCAPED TO THE ENDLESS GOLD RUSH DIMENTION?! HAPPY?!"
• Gaster: "THANK YOU?! Now, was that so hard? (Booksmith sniffled and sobbed)..... That being said, also on prinipal, I can't stand letting this place be without acknowledging flaws, SOOOOOO, (Starts writing in critics into the dimention book)!"
• Booksmith: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?! (Breaks into massive crying in being broken)."
• A mess of books appear beside it, as Gaster looked into one of them.
• Gaster: "..... Wow, this one is just salty. The dimention's residence ended up losing their will to create because of critics. Crybabies. (Tosses it away) Okay, Beardo, Xirdbrains, let's get to the dimention."
• Starswirl: "..... YOUNG GASTER, UNDER THE XEXAXEZ ENFLUENCE OR NOT, THAT WAS TOO FAR?!"
• Gaster: "AW COME ON?! ARE WE SERIOUSLY HAVING THIS?!"
• Xird 1: "With due respect Avatar..... YOU HAVE FOREVER CHANGED THE DESTINIES OF THOSE DIMENTIONS?! YOU RUINED THE CREATORS' VISIONS FOR THOSE REALITIES?!"
• Gaster: "Oh, I'm sorry, whatever happened to focusing on going after the stupid magical millipede while NOT GIVING A SHIT ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE?! HOW DID YOU THINK I FELT ABOUT YOU GUYS NOT WANTING TO HELP STARSWIRL'S FRIENDS FROM THOSE PSYCO ANGEL STATUES?!"
• Xird 2: "Okay, we admit that was abit doughey of us, BUT JUST AS MUCH WE DON'T "POSITIVELY" INTERFEAR WITH THE MORTALS, WE ALSO DON'T NEGITVIELY INTERFEAR WITH THEM IF THEY WEREN'T ON OUR TARGETING PERAMINERS?! AND MESSING WITH THE INFINTY LIBARY'S KNOWLEDGE?! That..... That's kinda WORSE then what the Manapede did to that, ONE dimention! (Gets zapped by an angry Gaster as he disappates into retreating energy)"
• Gaster: "HEY?! THOSE BOOKHEADS REFUSED TO TELL ME WHERE BACON HAIR WENT?! I DID, WHAT WAS NEEDED TO BE DONE?! AND IF YOU GUYS ARE BEING CRYBABIES ABOUT IT, FINE?! I'M GOING AFTER BACON HAIR, MYSELF?! (Goes into the portal to the Goldrush Dimention)....."
• Xird 3: "..... Ughhhh, I HATE IT when Avatars end up turning into this when they aren't given a humbled-ritual right away. Because always after they take too long to complete a goal, ESPEICALLY after their first strike, they ALWAYS succomb to Avatar Madness!"
• Starswirl: "THIS HAPPENED BEFORE?!"
• Another Smarter Xird: "110000 times, to be exact."
• Starswirl: "....... YOU REALISE ALCHOURSE NOW THAT GASTER NEEDS TO BE CURED OF WHAT YOU CREATURES FORCED APAWN HIM?!"
• Smarter Xird 2: "Indeed. Our master will have to forgive us for not defending this latest Avatar anymore. In the meantime, would you like to be reunited with your group, Starswirl?"
• Starswirl: "Most indeed. You creatures owe our group for what your obcession of capturing ONE mere dimentional has done."
• Booksmith was seen crying as Millsberry was comferting him.
• Smarter Xird 2: "How is only trying to prevent the choas the Manapede would offer an obcession?"
• Starswirl: WELL OBVIOUSLY GASTER DID THE VERY THING YOU WERE TRYING TO PREVENT IN A FIT OF RAGE CAUSED BY THE VERY POWERS YOU GRANTED HIM! THRICE?! Also, wanting something too badly, whether it's your job or not, can have bad consequences. Now because of your overambition, three dimensions have been ruined, for getting information. And one of them was ruined out of spite to regality, another ruined anyway because of thinking the 3rd dimention was being immature! Gaster is not being ENTIRELY himself, the power you granted him collided with his anger and has now proven to be out of your reach! There's no one to truly blame but yourselves.
• Booksmith: (Sorrowful) Yes. And you know the worst part? The Xexaxez in charge of the Manapede Purge had violated several regulations. The most important of them being to never bring down or interfere with up to three dimensions that had no purpose in the mission. Your master broke it in a pinch by choosing the wrong avatar. And you know the penalty for that?
• Xird #1:...... One's purpose and existence is cancelled.
• Booksmith: Exactly. That means if that Avatar is not cured right away, or even ruins another dimention's desteny, the creators will NOT be paient with this?! And make no mistake, you parasites?! If your master ends up in the Hypernation Realm, SO WILL YOU CREATURES?!
• Smarter Xird 2: "....... Ugh.... Maybe we should've just humored the Avatar's wishes of saving the wizard's friends from those Angel Statues."
• Starswirl: "Not that it would change much. I think discovering the disgusting existence of the Plainspawn would still be too much for Gaster's un-enlightened young mind. He was too young to be an Avatar, OF ANYTHING! Nevermind Universe eaters."
• Xird 4: "Yet further reason to relieve those cultists from his world of service?!"
• Xird 5: "I know, espeically since their leader asks WAY too much from us! I mean, seriously, this old avian-equine WANTED TO BECOME AN XEXAXEZ?! And his companions also wanted us to aide in their personal matters! I mean, good grief, the Xexaxez were NOT meant to be worshipped, people! Ugh! I hate it when those cults expect to be rewarded just because they did favors for us?!"
• Starswirl: "THEN WHY START THEM?!"
• Smarter Xird 2: "Because sometimes dimentionals tend to escape into dimentions not set for punishment and we need extra help to contain them. Often times these dimentionals are often either very strong or very clever that capture is difficult."
• Starswirl: "Be that as it may, ever figured that those same clever dimentionals would've adapted to these tactics and be WHY THEY OFTEN HIDE IN REALMS OUTSIDE OF DIMENTIONS?!"
• Smarter Xird 2: "..... In our defence, back then, these methods worked perfectly."
• Booksmith: "Well at this point these sort'of practices became common knowledge to these dimentional vagabonds! They adapted to the point that you could barely hold on to a latest avatar longer then the time you had them!? WHY ELSE, DO YOU THINK YOU CAN NEVER REALLY MAINTAIN THESE AVATARS OR CULTS?!"
• Smarter Xird 2: "Typical, mortal unrelieability?"
• Booksmith: ".... A fair point, BUT MINE STILL STANDS?! Is it ANY wonder why my people look down on your Xexaxez masters more then the Wasteland Guardians? At least we can see the point of Purgatory keepers, even if we do think they could stand to have gentler rules, BUT THE XEXAXEZ?! I mean, yes, the other Multiverse attempts were ravished by inter-dimentional empires and glitched existences filled with disgusting parasites, that's fine if it's to keep stability, BUT I THINK YOUR PARTICULAR MASTER TRIED TOO HARD TO GO AFTER, ONE, MEASLY, MANAPEDE?! AND ALL HE DID WAS CHANGE ONE DIMENTION'S DESTENY, AND IT WAS LARGELY BY FREAK ACCSIDENT?! BUT THAT AVATAR OF YOURS?! HE RUINED THREE TO FORCE US TO TELL HIM WHERE SUNSET WENT?! THREE, INNOSENT DIMENTIONS, RUINED, JUST SO HE CAN BUILD A DIMENTIONAL LOCATOR?!"
• Smarter Xird 2: "..... We admit no shame in seeing that perhaps the current tactics could use..... Reasonable Adjustments."
• Booksmith: "MORE LIKE A REVISION?! Now, the least you excess energy feasting parasitic freaks can do, is help Starswirl return to his comrades and allow the good misfits to cure that Avatar!? Poor Gaster deserved BETTER then that?!"
• Xird 6: "I'm surprised you're not violently angry at him for what he did."
• Booksmith: "THAT, is because the Cosmic Engery bestowed apawn him escalated his worse attributes! The poor child doesn't even know what he's doing anymore?! Avatars are always prone to do unpleasent things if they haven't been given the humility ritual and/or if aggrovated and frustraighted enough! And now Gaster is at dangeriously high levels of aggrovation?! He would be a danger to himself and others in that state?!"
• Millsberry: "Ergo, you bunch better get going!"
• Xird:... Let's go. NOW!!! (They disappeared)

Gold Rush Dimension

• The group were already on their way to the Cactus People village.
• Po: "So, how will we know what the Cactus People village would look like? Teepees surrounded by a Cactus patch?"
• Commander L: "You'll know from their welcome committe."
• Icky: "Are we talking, an ACTUALLY welcoming welcome committe, or, like a "HALT WHO GOES THERE" kinda welcoming committe?"
• Lord Shen: "We're talking about people with very stern beliefs about staying in where you belong. What do you think?"
• Icky: Well excuse me for being unused to this dimension. Why don't you just go somewhere to feel pitifully sorry for killing that entire panda village while you're at it?
• Star: (Gasps) You killed pandas?! You MONSTER!!!!
• Wingman: "HEY DON'T GO USING THAT WORD ON HIM, MISS?!"
• Batar: "Yeah, can we please not get thrown in the same camp as-"
• Snick: "A PSYCO WHO KILLS AN ENDANGERED SPIECES IN MOST DIMENTIONS?!"
• Star: "Oh, sorry..... BUT STILL, THAT WASN'T VERY NICE, SHEN?!"
• Lord Shen: "I WAS UNDER THE ENFLUENCE OF A MUTANT COBRA AND-....... GAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH?! REALLY, PREHISTORIC ONE?!"
• Icky: Hey, that's what you get for being an ass.
• Lord Shen: And THIS is what you get for being vindictive! (Kicks his neck into a tree)
• Icky:... Why does this always happen to me?
• Fidget: To be fair, you were being just as much of an ass as he was.
• Doe-Head: You people, have no discipline.
• Bagheera: "Hey now, some of us are more disciplined then others."
• Fishbeard: "Then you misfits, are severely disfuntional."
• Shifu: That's how a family is supposed to be.
• Wingman: Well that's true. At least it's not as crazy as monster families.
• Private: I have to ask... Besides the obvious like protection and self-defense... Why are you monsters so... Aggressive?
• Commander L: We have to be that way. All monsters of what is now Mewni possess larger reptilian regions in our brains.
• Patrick: But some of you are not actselly reptiles.
• Marco:.... Are comically dumb rebuttals the only things you ever say?
• Patrick: Marco, you can't always explain my usual brand of stupidity. I like to mix it up. (Squidward and many other Lodgers staggered)... Are you guys okay?
• Squidward: Patrick, we told you every time you say those words, neurons misfire in our brains! Are you doing these stupid things on purpose?!
• Patrick:... Wait, that was what I was implying? I was trying to say that my stupidity has more dimentions then typical stupidity.
• Tigress: (She face-palms)
• Icky: I think this calls for a face-palm WITH a face-palm. (Face-palms with a picture of Tigress doing it)
• Commander L: I was referring to the basal ganglia, the part of the brain responsible for motor control, procedural memory, habituation, eye movement, cognition, and emotion.
• Skipper:... I told you we don't speak nerd.
• Commander L: (Sighs) Simpletons. The part of the brain for movement, tasking, learning, eye movement, and emotions. Ours is enlarged so as to produce the necessary power to use our monster-like bodies and abilities, but also use the adrenaline of such enhanced emotion to work our way up. Being a "Mewnian" monster means you cannot completely keep a stern head. We monsters evolved different species to combat the changing world. In order to be a strong monster, you have to act like one. We're basically just as condescending as nature.
• Kowalski: Makes sense.
• Skipper: Well easy for you, you actselly SPEAK NERD!
• Commander L: OH FOR CORN'S SAKE, WILL YOU SIMPLETONS GET AN EDUCATION?!
• Ghi: Sir, just calm down. At least some of them understand.
• Commander L: (Sighs) Fine. Let's just meet the Cactus People and-
• ???: No need. (Cactus People were seen around them camouflaged as actual cactuses) Your argument already alerted us.
• SpongeBob: Oh... Well, this is awkwrod.
• Icky: (Sarcasticly) Thanks, 'L'.
• Commander L: Shut it. Everyone, we mean you no harm.
• Cactus Person 1: "Well, then prove it. Drop all weapons and protective head-gears."
• The group did that.....
• Cactus Person 2: ".... You two, lizard boy."
• Commander L sighed and reveled his young scarred face.
• Fritlla: "(Quietly and sadly) Oh, Lattee."
• Lattee: "There. We're disarmed and exposed. I hope this proves we're not here for trouble."
• ???: "Well, it's a start."
• A very large Prickly Pear Cactus being with a flower in the shape of a chieften headress came forth.
• Chieften: "..... I look at you people and think, "Aw gees, did my son have something to do with you"?"
• Belt: "Don't worry. Your son kept quiet. He did however recimended me to find ya. We're only here cause we need help to fix a curse."
• Chieften: "..... Okay, who pissed Sassafrass off?"
• Iago: "Your inredably familier with this?"
• Chieften: "Well, that, and these guys being here (Points to Lattee's group) was a dead give away."
• Twilight: "It's our friend Rainbow Dash, she lost her cutie mark and wings in a prior fight, and-"
• Chieften: "Say no more, we'll take ya to see our shaman, Thorn Juice."
• The Cactus People eschourted the group off.

Shaman's Tent

• A crested saguaro cactus person was seen looking into magic water with space in it as he saw three universes radically charged in a large multiverse.....
• Shaman: ".... Strange..... The Realms of Innosence, Princesses, and one of no critics have changed radically. I wonder... (Waves his arms to take a better look and gasped)...... THEY HAVE BEEN VIOLATED?! THESE REALMS HAVE BEEN RUINED!!!!"
• Twilight's voice: "Hello? Mr. Thorn Juice?"
• The Shaman paniced and moved the viewing water away!
• The group arrived and saw that Thorn Juice looked distressed.....
• Icky: "Look, buddy, we get it, we're outsiders! But we promise we'll be back in our own universes in a minute! We're here on hero business."
• Chieften: "Is, something concerning you, Thorn Juice?"
• Shaman Thorn: "..... A dark force has contaminated three dimentions."
• Lord Shen: "HAS THAT MILLIPEDE GONE MAD?!"
• Shaman Thorn: "No..... This is a force of outer god proportions.... The Infinty Libary, was breached, and the destenies of three dimentions were contaiminated forever?!"
• Twilight: "(Quietly and nerviously) Please don't let it be Gaster's fault!"
• Shaman Thorn: "Worse off, I feel as if the Multiverse Book is no longer in the Dimention of Knowledge."
• Icky: "CRAP?!"
• Shaman Thorn: "This dark force, is heading to this dimension! Coming after the Book, carried by a maiden of Bacon Hair!"
• Spike: "THAT SOUNDS LIKE SUNSET?!"
• Twilight: "She must've been able to escape Millipede and got to that Multiverse book before Gaster!"
• Shaman Thorn: "Please, realm jumpers. Keep the Multiverse Book safe, for it's knowledge in ill-suited hands could lead to consiquences no one could predict."
• Po: "ON IT! Oh uh, maybe, fix out friend first?"
• Shaman Thorn: "Oh, uh, alchourse. She is under a powerful curse, but one, that can be treated, by a bath."
• Rainbow Dash: "Well that's not to bad-"
• Shaman Thorn: "By laying on curse-cleansing hot coal."
• A bed of hot coals was seen next to the group.
• Rainbow Dash: "..... Really, dude? Couldn't you just use like, tribal magic to fix this?"
• Shaman Thorn: "Don't worry, it's completely therapeutic with only a minor singe."
• Rainbow Dash: Ugh... fine. As long as it gets this curse off me, I'd better get it over with.
• Shaman Thorn: "Just be careful not to get on it butt or lower body region first. Nor face first. First contact with the hotbed may be a bit intense at first."
• Rainbow Dash: Yeah, just let me get this started. (She approached the coals and stepped her hoof on it) GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaAAAAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!... Wait... It stopped hurting after awhile? You weren't kidding about the brief intensity, bud! (She got ready to lay down)... I feel like I'm going to melt. But as long as it gets this curse off me, It better be worth it. If my skin melts off my back, I'll knock you out and pluck every single thorn off your body.
• Shaman Thorn: One, you don't exactly sound like you have the patience for that. Two, my thorns are very small. Three, unlike actual cactuses, we can regenerate our thorns. (Breaks some off) OW! Not, to say having parts of my body yanked off is a pleasent exspearience CAUSE of regeneration. (Grows them back) And fourth, you have my word that this is a relatively harmless procedure.
• Rainbow Dash: I hope so.
• Shaman Thorn: The secret is using rocks of fire-retardant coltan.
• Rainbow Dash: Well that and hooves are good for terrain.
• Xandy: Well aren't you ponies the luckiest in the world? No wonder humans had to civilize, they had to sacrifice treacherous terrain resilience for that amazing intelligence. Seriously, why are animal feet able to resist rough ground and humans' can't? Evolution really dropped the ball there.
• Kowalski: You can blame that to humans getting too used to luxery as a side-effect of not having to travel as often as primitive proto-humanity did. Cause of the advent of houses and weapons to protect against adversity from nature or even eachother, humanity lost their ansisteric nomadic ways and simpley went soft in luxery.
• Hudson: Yeah, you didn't nessersarly needed to answer that, Xandy was just being cynical to human feet, cause going into Sunset's adopted home... Wasn't good for her.
• SpongeBob: Say no more.
• Twilight: "How long does this take, sir? Because, we're kinda expected to deal away with someone who is threatening the Monsters."
• Shaman Thorn: "Don't worry, the process of cleansing out curse engery is signifived by excess smoke. That is how you can tell it's working."
• Icky: "So, while we're here, may as well get some lore building out of the way before the next big fights. How exactly was it possable for gold planets to exist like this? How did they stabilize and not melt into Earth Earwax?"
• Shaman Thorn: "Magic."
• Icky: "..... Well, DOI! I meant, the spefifics. We were told something about, an anichent war that took place?"
• Shaman Thorn: "Ah yes. The Great Gold War between my people and the many colonist planets that tried to move into my people's terratories."

Flashback.

• (Shaman Thorn): "The battles were as fierce as they were endless. My people were protecting our lands, while colonists kept trying to ruin it's beauty, for material wealth. There was no happiness..... Our people's great sage, could not make peace with this life, and wanted to bring it to an end. (A sagely Cactus Person elder showed up holding a ritualistic knife)..... So, he gave his life...... For peace. (The Sage Stabbed himself, neither making a sound or reaction, looking at peace, surprising Cactus People and colonist alike).... He casted, a sacrificial spell, that turned all planets, into stable, ever regenerating worlds, of gold. It ended the conflict because the settlers would never run out of wealth, and our people can rest easy, knowing that for every mountain mined, the land heals itself. But, it was not initionally a happy time. (Everyone looks sadly that the now golden statue of the Sage)...... The great sage, became the Ever-Goldrusher. The shorce of all endless gold on all of the planets. Thus, the planet he sacrificed himself on, became the capital planet, and a capital building, built on where he stood, as he laid protected in a special room, not even the many generations of presidents have full rights to enter. Only the worthy are allowed to visit the sage, and pay respects, for this life, could not be possible, without his sacrivice."

Present

• Shaman Thorn: "It has been claimed that the sage's spirit, went on to maintain peace in the Spirit Realm, by having the ancestors of many, to warn those the most worthy, of a threat that would compromise this peace....."
• Star: "..... I think that's what happened...... The spirits were warning me that Asper was doing bad things. He likely kidnapped a lot of people in the wartorn badlands to force them to be slaves."
• Shaman Thorn: "The spirits were wise to do so. This Mewman is disrespecting the balance of the multiverse, in a pursuit of power. A cup, with no bottom. He will never be satisfied with the power he already claims. He will want more, like a wanting parasite, and hurt any that would not respect his endless hunger.... Make no mistake. His evil will not end with the take-over of Mewni, nor even the destruction of it's original owners. He will go on to subjugate more realms, enslave or even destroy others based on self-serving whims. The sage likely had a reason for making the dead warn you. Our sage likely fears, that our home, would fall next after he gets Mewni in his clutches."
• Po: "That's why Asper's going down. HARD!"
• Marco: Totally. That's just asking for the Triple XXXs to destroy Mewni over this dimensional campaign.... Oh my Outer Gods, that couldn't sound weirder.
• Haroud: Then we must not let it happen.
• Rainbow Dash: Uh, hello, since when did I become invisible?
• Twilight: Yeah, we need to wait until Rainbow Dash's curse is lifted.
• Iago: Yeah, we've wasted enough time already.... Hell, this whole thing has been about Asper since Sassafrass f****d Rainbow Dash's wings and butt tattoo.
• Patrick: Yeah, weren't we supposed to be going after a black oar so we can row over to that Millipede guy?
• Squidward:... Black Matter Ore, you idiot. O-R-E! And yeah, why did we completely forget about that? Why'd we just jump into a subplot for a relitively recent subject about Star Vs. The Forces of Evil? It's barely even a few episodes old!
• Icky: "Listen. Squidward, at this point, we're already at the mid-late part of the episode, I think the producers gave up on looking to make our own Dimentional Locator so the plot is now gonna be custom made so that we end up wih the one Gaster was trying to make, I mean, come on, it's december and we're already at risk missing the Chirstmas Crunch as it is, metafully speaking, and we have a double-feature holiday speical to get to and it would SUCK if we end up with another delayed defeluptment, A Spongebob, Spyro, and Friends Christmas sytile. So, just, forget about the Ore now. We didn't even got a chance to borrow a freaking golden heart anyway, so the ore's pointless now."
• Squidward: "..... (Faceplams) Coundfound this series' writing?!"
• Scroopfan: "HEY GIVE US A BREAK, DECEMBER CAME SOONER THEN WE HOPED?!"
• Marco: CAN YOU GUYS STOP WITH THE META S***?!
• Icky: "Okay okay, no need to get crabby, kid!"
• Star: Well, guess there's nothing to do now but just to go stop Asper and see what happens from there.
• Squidward: "(Pouts) Well good to know we fell into an ocean of magical blood and got into a barfight for nothing, then! So what, are we gonna do this like what Icky said and show up to a mircaulious surprise where the Dimentional Locator is just made FOR us?"
• Mr. Krabs: "Oh can you PLEASE not be such a sourkroute about this, Mr. Suiqward-"
• Pinkie: "EVERYPONY/ONE STOP!? Okay, since we're not looking for Black Matter Ore anymore, can we at least just wait for Rainbow Dash to recover and THEN go after Asper? Shifu disabled his spy anyway, so it's not like anything unexpected will happen."

A long waiting period of de-cursing later.

• Asper's base was seen in utter choas as the Sky Rangers were seen fighting against Asper's loyalist soldiers, as Asper stared in shock of his weapons being destroyed, as Buzzton and Buizz enjoyed their hard work in secret and high-fived eachother.
• Asper: "MY LEGACY?! WHAT IS GOING ON?!"
• The Lougers and others were watching in secret two and got surprised.
• Pinkie: ".... Well, it's not a BAD unexpected thing."
• Commander L: "..... Okay, I know Asper sometimes can be a jerk to his troops, but, NOT ENOUGH THAT THEY REVOLTED ON HIM?!"
• Lord Shen: "..... Millipede did this. He likely wanted Asper out of the way so we would get right back on going after the Avatar."
• Twilight: "Then Gaster and Starswirl must've already gotten on their way for the Multiverse book. We have to-"
• Sunset was spat out from a portal and crashed in the middle of the ruined fortress.
• Spike: "..... Wait... Is that..... Sunset...... AS A HUMAN?!"
• Lightning Dust: "IS THAT WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE IN THAT PLACE SHE WAS IN?!"
• Icky: "DAH, HOW DID YOU-..... Oh right, you were in the discription. Dang it, we forgot some major characters were included here?!"
• Twilight: "We have to go in and rescue her!"
• Commander L: "Then follow us and let us do all the hard work! We can use this revolt to our advantage! CHARGE?!"
• The group jumped out and charged, fighting off surprised Mewman Soldiers that were trying to fight off the sky rangers!
• Asper saw this, and quietly got hidden.
• Sunset got up dazed, still holding onto the Multiverse Book.
• Gaster appeared as well and flew into the battlefiled, smacking off both Sky Rangers and Soldiers!
• Gaster: "DAMN IT, BACON HAIR?! SHOW YOUR F*****G SELF ALREADY?!"
• The Heroes stopped to a screeching halt and saw Gaster.
• Caster/Buster: "GASTER?!"
• Deadpool: Glad someone's FINALLY remembering you established that the students were with them.
• Scroopfan: No need to point that out.
• Ocellus covered her mouth!
• Gaster: "WHERE THE F*** ARE YOU ALREADY, BACON HAIR?!"
• Asper was equilly surprised and looked as if he was given flashback to a terrorable event.
• Asper: "..... (Quietly) It, can't be."
• Gaster was seen impaiently smacking away Mewman Soldiers looking for Sunset, who was seen hidden with the Multiverse book.
• Gaster: "(Angerly) I swear, to f*****g gods, c**t, if you don't come out RIGHT NOW,..... I AM NOT GONNA BE HELD RESPONDSABLE WHEN I START EATING THESE LOSERS' COSMIC ENEGRY?! (Sunset was frighten by that)."
• Sunset came forth!
• Sunset: "GASTER, STOP?! YOU'RE NOT BEING YOURSELF?! IT'S THAT POWER?! IT'S- (Gaster utilised the quantom freeze power and froze Susnet in place but face)..... Why did I think showing myself was a good idea?"
• Gaster: "Oh, my F*****G ALICORN GODS, FINALLY?! (Began to approuch Sunset has he smacks off more Soldiers!) You have, NO IDEA, HOW MUCH S*** I WENT TO, JUST TO GET TO THIS PART?! (Pulls away the Multiverse Book)."
• Starswirl and the Xirds arrived and saw Gaster with the Multiverse Book!
• Soldier 1: "AGGHHH?! A MIDGET BEARDED HORSE AND AN ARMY OF MONSTERS?!"
• Soldier 2: "LET'S AUTOMATICLY ASSUME THEY'RE A THREAT AND ATTACK THEM?!"
• The Soldiers charged!
• Smarter Xird 2: "Ugh, are we being serious here? (The Xirds proceeded to start fighting the Soldiers!)"
• Starswirl teleported to where Gaster was!
• Starswirl: "Gaster, put that book down this in- (Gets frozen as well but face, as Gaster collects the other items from him, and used his powers to finally create the Dimentional Locator, a Stargate-Like Device as it lands in the center of the battlefield)......"
• Gaster: "FINALLY!!"
• Sunset: NOO!!!
• Gaster: NOW, (Opens up a control pad with the Multiverse Book used as a screen), I CAN FINALLY GET THIS S*** OVER- (Loud barks are heard) WHAT NOW- (Saw the Outer God of Dogs coming forth) HOLY OBU?!"
• The Dog God picked up the Dimentional Locator like it was a toy and started to run away with it!
• Gaster: "HEY?! STUPID DOG?! YOU MADE ME LOOK BAD?! GET BACK HERE?! (Flies after the Dog God)"
• Starswirl: "..... Miss Sunset, did Millipede had something to do with why the Outer God of all Dogs took the Dimentional Locator?"
• Sunset: "I was still hypnotised a little while ago, but, I am, getting visions that, I inadvertingly helped him by being a childish twat."
• The Heroes finally showed up.
• Twilight: "SUNSET?!"
• The memory flooded back into the Pillers and most Founders as they remember Starswirl again!
• Pillers and Founders: "STARSWIRL?!"
• Starswirl: "Worry not about us?! Worry about Gaster and the Outer God of Dogs! (A Large Flying Horned Pegacus was seen flying off, as Asper was seen riding it, pursuing following the runaway dog god as well)"
• Commender L: "ASPER'S GOING AFTER THE BIG PUP TOO?!"
• Marco: "Okay, new plan! Lougers, you and the Main 7 and friends worry about Gaster and the giant super-dog, Star, we and Fritilla and L and friends are going after Asper! Belt, we need you and Stingzy to make this battle stop!"
• Stingzy: "Kid, peace keepin's what we do best."
• Belt: "One distrupted skirmish, coming up!"
• The group set off to do what needs done!

Dog God's Location

• The Dog God kept running with the dimentional Locator as Gaster followed!
• Gaster: "DOWN?! DOWN?! HEEL?! PLAY DEAD?! ROLL OVER?! SPEAK?! ANYTHING?!"
• Asper was catching up on his steed.
• Asper: ("Not only would I have a chance to slay an accursed avatar of those monsterious Xexaxez for what they did, but if I can claim that giant mutt, tame it, and claim that Dimentional Locator, I can build a new army from warrior dimentions and crush Eclipsa's rule EVEN MORE?! And before that, I can use the mutt to sniff out the Monster Reserves, and claim the power from there?! The perfect adaptation out of the fires of humiliation?!")
• Gaster: DON'T MAKE ME EUTHANIZE YOU!!!!
• Asper: (Intersects a surprised Gaster) THAT DOG IS IMMORTAL, IDIOT! (Aims his spear) But you aren't. (Charges a dark quantum spell) IMMORTAL NEGATION BLITZ!! (Fires it as it split into multiple beams surrounding Gaster)
• Gaster: THAT NAME WAS ALMOST KINDA COOL- (He was struck and weakened in power as he fell) G'OW F***?!
• Asper: (The Dog God left with what was thought to be the Dimension Locater but was a magical fake planted by Asper with an illusionary spell as the Lodgers and ponies went after him.)... Tch. Not a particularly smart Outer God of all canines, now is it? (Activates the locater)
• Gaster: THAT'S MY LOCATER!!! (Tries to fight him until he was pushed away with a magic pulse from Asper) D'OW!?..... What gives?! I'm suppose to be a penultimate of power from a race of universe eating galaxy people?!
• Asper: I'm equilly as disappointed as you are on how quickly you were bested... Then again, you were OBVIOUSLY too amateur to be a proper avatar, child, that it's amazing those monsters ever took you seriously... Now, before I go and begin my campaign against Eclipsa and monsters... Let me put you out of your misery. (He charges his spear with a siphoning spell)...
• Star: NARWHAL BLA- (Asper unleashed a wave of energy knocking the heroes down) OOF!!
• Asper: You really shouldn't announce your attacks like that and learn to use them non-verbally, your falseness. Especially to those who can ACTUALLY react.
• Gaster: "OH YOU'RE ONE TO TALK!! YOU STATED YOUR ATTACK NAMES, TOO?!"
• Asper: THERE'S AN ART TO WHEN OR WHEN NOT TO ANNOUNCE THEM, YOU CLUELESS GRUB!! Point is, I did that for most of my own spells. This isn't a comedy sketch. You're in a fight. This is FOR REAL!!
• Star: There's a difference?- (She was blasted) PHIYWAJIRKY!!!
• Marco: Ugh, you are such an Asper hole.
• Asper: Ugh, I get that more then a preferable once, or even better, never. You can't outsmart the most experienced Mewman general in Mewman history. (Cast an immobilization spell on them all)...... Now where were we? (Continues the siphoning spell on Gaster only to find him missing)... What?! (Sees the Lodgers and Mane Heroes were seen having came back as Fluttershy was already seen pasifying the Dog God as they're escaping whilst holding his limp and heavy cosmic-over-dosed body)... Good move, but not good enough. (Shields up the Dimension Locater and pursues them)
• Commander L:... (He and his monster troupe came out of hiding) Told you it would work to just attack in groups.
• Marco: And you're sure Asper wouldn't have seen it coming and surprise us as we speak?
• Commander L: "With Asper, it is admitingly hard to read him. The impourent thing is to adapt as quickly as he does."
• Marco: "So it's a luck-based sort'of situation?"
• Commander L: Yes. (They step into the area only to be stopped by magic clones of Asper)
• Asper Clone #1: He wasn't wrong.
• Asper Clone #2: I'm too smart for the classic 'attack in groups' strategy. I've done it too many times.
• Asper Clone #3: So if you want to get the Locater, you'll have to get through us.
• Star: THERMONUCLEAR BUTTERFLY BLAST! (Unleashed the spell from her hands as they shielded themselves)
• Marco: I REALLY hate her 'nuclear' spells.
• Asper Clone #4: Not that it would work anyway. What better army than an army of yourself?
• Fritilla: THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU DO THAT INSTEAD OF OTHER PAWNS?!?
• Asper Clone #1: You know the risk of having more than one of you. Clones have the bad habit of competing. But enough about us, let's kill you. (They attacked)
• Millipede was seen hiding behind a large rock.
• Lord Millipede: "..... Well, at least it's safe to go secure Sunset. (Teleports off)."

Lougers and Remain 6's Location.

• Gaster: "(Groans as he was being carried)...... Why, help me?"
• Applejack: "Don't thank us, yet. We heard about what happened to three other dimentions and now POTAINTIONALLY your connected to that."
• Gaster: "Ugh, those stupid book heads wouldn't co-operation, so, I had to do SOMETHING?!"
• Twilight: "(Sternfully) So you DID ruin three other universes?!"
• Gaster: "Hey, ugh, may as well fess up, cause ya might find out sooner or later if those Bookheads get involved."
• Icky: ".... Gaster, I know your sthick is that you're the loner asshat, but, that was abit much, bro. Three innosent dimentions ruined, just to forced info."
• Shifu: "At ease, everyone. I do not believe Gaster was being himself. The cosmic engery gotten into his unenlighten head."
• Gaster: "Well, if it makes ya feel better, that old weirdo managed to kick my ass.... I don't get it. I thought these Avatars to Universe Eaters are suppose to be unstoppable badasses."
• Soothsayer: "There is no such thing as truly unstoppable. Even seasoned Avatars would eventually meet their match."
• Bleach: "Also, you didn't exactly get to be properly trained to even HANDLE guys like that Mewman, so, there's that."
• Lord Shen: "Which I'm afraid means that he wasn't fit to go after Millipede."
• Gaster: "Seriously? Those Eye-Birds were hyping me up."
• Shifu: "Well obviously, it was not really your destiny to face Millipede if you couldn't handle your power wisely, and respondabily."
• Icky: "Nevermind losing to a freaking Jafar Expie."
• Gaster: "Hey, in my defence, he got me with some kind of spell that really sapped my mojo. He called it an Immortal Negatron Blitz or something."
• Merlin: "Some letters may be inaccreate, but I fear I undertand exactly what you mean, Gaster."
• Sir Hiss: "And being what, exactly?"
• Merlin: I believe he said 'Immortal NEGATION Blitz'. These kinds of spells depend on the wording. Immortal Negation is meant to completely weaken your Avatar powers. And the Blitz part is clearly meant to have the spell surround you to where it's not possible to dodge or teleport in time. That attack was meant to make you vulnerable for the last blow. You're lucky we came by.
• Gaster: Well it's not going to change anything.
• Caster: It will, bro.
• Merlin: And more than you know. You see, those acts on those dimensions are also a blessing. You just incriminated the Xexaxez responsible for Millipede, by being the wrong avatar. If any Xexaxez and/or Avatars target other dimensions not affiliated with their mission, then their purpose and existence will be cancelled out if the Avatar is not removed before the next mistake.
• Gaster:... So what you're saying is, that..... I'm free?
• Merlin: Not quite yet. If the Xexaxez goes, so does it's followers, which includes the avatar. Thankfully, you've yet to make another major mistake yet, but you put your Xexaxez master on EXTREMELY thin ice!
• Gaster:... Awww f*** me like an alien bug.
• Shifu: Don't fret. The only way to keep that from happening is to cure you from it's influence.
• Gaster: And how exactly do you propose to do that?
• Gallus: "Why else do you think your bros are here?"
• Gaster: "How are THEY gonna do it? They don't look like exberts in freaky cosmic forces."
• Po: "They don't need to.... They just need to be like brothers to you."
• Gaster: "After what happened with that tapeworm staff? Not, likely....."
• Caster: G... We're sorry.
• Gaster: HAH! I knew you'd say that. So typical of you two to just demean me and make an abdomen out of- Wait, what?
• Caster: We're sorry. It's too obvious why you got roped into this. You don't feel like we were being good brothers. We weren't being any better than we were with Labrum since we came back. It's just... When you still serve an evil Changeling, you tend to completely miss out on the proper behavior of colors. Why do you think we're even in the school with you?
• Buster: Yeah. I mean, you don't think well about royalty or authority because of Chrysalis.
• Gaster: Exactly. And how is Twilight any better? She's a stressful moron who doesn't know the proper definition of a book, even when SURROUNDED by them, and she's a complete sycophant to the Map. She has no sense of leisure and instead prefers to stay in the castle while her friends do their stupid friendship missions, when she can just go with them anyway without any involvement in the mission whatsoever. And don't even get me started with Seaquestria.
• Twilight:......
• Spike: That is a good point, why didn't you just go with them anyway? The Map can't exactly stop you from doing something else in those destinations. I mean, just because the map didn't picked you to go is not nessersarly discouragement to come, as more like, it just desided that certain people were more suited for the job. You were never otherwise discouraged to come along anyway. Heck, the map was never bothered with the times the Lougers got involved with certain map missions when they got to show up, like with Sweetheart and Sunshine, heck, it never stopped you in the canon show like when you went with the crusaders to the Hippogriffs, or when when you and Starlight helped me kept Thorax and Ember busy while I was looking for my friendship problem.... Albeit, not realising that it was in my face the entire time. Point is, you not being needed is not nessersarly a request for absince. If anything, you being bored out of your mind is kinda your own fault.
• Twilight:............ GrraaaAAA- (Covers her mouth and just ran into a hole in the ground and screamed in anguish) I'VE WASTED MY TIME!!!!
• (Asper): Eh, at least it wasn't as serious as with Star. (Everyone but Twilight became concerned)
• Twilight: True, I mean, it could've been a Tart' of a lot worse with- (Realises that Asper caught up)... Aw, buck! (She was blasted into a tree) OOF!! ASPER FOUND US!! LET'S GALLOP!!! (They ran as Asper came out and fired a blitz of magic beams that struck much of the heroes)
• Gaster: (He and his brothers hid in a rock opening)... You see what I mean? Royalty sucks.
• Buster: Hey, royalty isn't easy, bro. Asper's just a clever f***.
• Asper: (Fires a blitz of more magic beams that begin to search for the heroes and strike them when they spot them)
• Caster: Guys, that Asper Hole has cast, for lack of a better definition, sentient beams.
• Gaster: Well great. We're all royally screwed. Thanks, guys.
• Caster: This isn't our fault. We're just new to the whole friendship shtick. Please, Gaster, just let us help you. Get rid of that stupid cosmic lump of cancer inside of you.
• Gaster: "I don't exactly know how?! This whole me being an avatar for Universe Eaters is kinda new and- (Caster and Buster hugged him)."
• Caster: "Then how's a helping hoof sound, Bro?"
• Buster: "Also, free feelgoods."
• Gaster was completely touched by this, smiled like a goofball and shed cosmic engery tears as he returned the hugs, which disapated Gaster back to normal as the weakend cosmic engery fled, only to be further sucked by Asper.....
• Asper: "..... Well, the Avater being cured with mooshy stuff isn't as satisfactory as a slaying.... But it still allowed me to claim reminance of Avatar energy.... And good to know that the Rogue Shaman's teachings had served me well."
• Gazelle: "You're not out of the woods yet, Asper."
• Asper: "How admirably brave of you misfits. Even when I proved myself capable to defeat and humiliate an avatar of universe devouring monstrosities, you still show bravery."
• Shifu: "Everyone here knows that Gaster was not exspearienced enough to handle what he was granted properly. A seasoned Avatar likely would've adapted to your tactics."
• Asper: "I know. That's why I still yearn for a PROPER challnage, FROM A REAL AVATAR, not a clearly imcompleted project of a child. But enough about me, let's get back to killing you. (Readies his spells)."
• Gazelle: I don't think- (She was frozen in time)
• Asper: Don't think I don't know who you are, Uniter. The Uniter Blade would've undone a normal freezing spell from me. That's why the power of a Xexaxez Avatar made sure that Blade doesn't cheat. I knew I was no match for you, so I had to siphon the power from my slain Avatar target. LEVITATO! (Launched Gazelle off right into a nearby tree and used her horns to impale it, sticking her good in it)...
• Icky: Dammit! I hate it when I ended up right for once?!
• Lord Shen: "I think ALOT of us would've loved it if you were wrong about this sort've scenario, Prehistoric one?!"
• Asper: Now then. (Launched blasts at all the heroes except Gaster and his brothers)...... Don't bother trying to stop me, Gaster, was it? These realm-jumper peons will only wake once my job is done. I have the power of an Avatar now thanks to you. I can tear you from existence if I wished. I don't even want to kill you. There's no point. It's much better to let you lament the fact that you helped me become so powerful, without even attempting it. Now I must go. I have a bloody date with Eclipsa and the monsters she loves. (Teleports)
• Gaster:... YOU BASTARD!!!!
• Caster: Well, s***.
• Buster: What do we do now? Even Gazelle has pulled a Celestia on us and was rendered ineffective.
• Gaster:... I have an idea.

Locater Location

• Marco: (Fights off the Asper clones with the others and they eventually finished them off) ANYONE ELSE WANT SOME?!?
• Asper: (Teleports inside the shield) Oh, I'll take all of it.
• Marco: AYE?! THAT WAS A RETORICAL QUESTION?!
• Asper: "And I gave you an answer anyway, Earth Ape."
• Marco: ".... I, am getting the feeling that I am REALLY, not gonna like you."
• Star: GET OUT OF THERE AND FIGHT US, COWARD!!!
• Asper: What's the point? I've already won.
• Star: Yeah? (Does the same max spell she used to briefly free Marco at the end of Season 1)... HOW'D THAT FEEL?!?
• Asper: (The spell had no effect on the shield) Oh, nothing bad at all. But, a decent attempt at best. (The group were surprised). Perhaps you did get abit more stronger with your magic capabilities in great spite of your childish antics and newfound ludichirst idealisum. This shield can withstand any Mewman magic, even yours. In fact... (Improves the shield with his Avatar magic)... Now with Avatar magic, none of you can get in.
• Star:... No!
• Marco: "Okay, I think it's a safe bet he was able to catch up with the Lougers, get Gaster's avatar powers, and managed to even kick Gazelle's butt if their lack of sudden arrival's any indication."
• Lattee: GET OUT HERE, YOU F***TARD!!!
• Asper: Too late, I'm afraid. Goodbye.
• Millipede: (Popped out of the portal) And hello from me.
• Asper: What the- (Millipede smacked him out of the shield, came out of the portal, and destroyed the Locater and bubbled away the parts, and the heroes took his spear and destroyed it, bringing down the shield and allowing Millipede to merge the spear remains with his staff and grow in power)
• Deadpool "WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE, WE SAW MILLIPEDE ALREADY OUT AND ABOUT BEFORE, HOW DID HE POOFED IN FROM THE LOCATER?!"
• Millipede: "(Grabs Deadpool) Simple, you reject of Marvel..... I already got Sunny safe and sound while those Xirds and Mewmans were still dishing it out with eachother, then desided to surprise my way back here. Simple enough, you perfect exsample of the sad truth of indestructablity and it's miserable facts?"
• Deadpool: "..... HURTFUL?!"
• Millipede: "But not, inaccreate. (Tosses Deadpool away)..... Sorry about that folks. That will be the last Deadpool Interuption for the episode. Resume enjoying this program."
• Episode resumes.
• Asper: ".... Even with my capabilities, not even I planned this!"
• Millipede: Oh don't get me wrong, Asper darling. You're clever. But earned exspearience is only trival to borned omnipotent knowledge. I know virtually as much as the Multiverse Book can offer. Your time of being such a headache to people, AND distrupting my debute episode premere, is done.
• Marco: "UGH, AGAIN WITH THE META CRAP?!"
• Asper:... That's what you think. Omnipotence can only be so powerful and so helpful, if you lack the wistom to use it PROPERLY?! (He cast a spell that froze him in time)... (But apawn so, Asper felt his newfound powers being exhausted). ("Dammit! That spell needed all the Avatar power I have. Obviously even the power of the Outer Gods can be strained. I can't use it now without freeing him, or if bad enough, it could free the others.")
• Lattee: I think he can't use the Avatar power he no doubt stole from Gaster on us anymore with the amount needed to freeze him.
• Wingman: "Well to be fair, THAT'S A BIGASS BUG HE FROZEN IN PLACE?! Even if you have magic of Lovecraftians, that's gonna need ALOT of engery."
• Fritilla: No kid. Mortal bodies cannot use the full power of a Xexaxez without a divine capacity.
• Meco: Then what're we waiting for? Let's shove our fists up his Asper Hole!
• Asper: I'm REALLY getting tired of that pun. (They attack and fought him as this music played)

Ori and the Blind Forest - Light of Nibel - Climax - Extended

• Buzzton and Buizz saw this as they were hidden....
• Buzzton: ".... Well, the master made, an interesting decidion coming back after he just secured Sunset."
• Buizz: "I'm guessing she forced him to save her friends as a make-up for not being honest about his illness."
• Buzzton: "Not surprising. I think we better find those misfits and see if we can defreeze them."
• Buizz: "That might be hard, since it is basicly Xzar stuff."
• Buzzton: "Don't worry, Buizz, it's all about adaptation. See, I am a famegafairy that can learn new abilities simply from watching an exsample. And I already watched and learned that spell he used on the Avatar. It can be used to remove Xzar quantom freeze spells."
• Buizz: "..... Okay, but, we need to do it so the Misfits don't see us."
• Buzzton: "Oh trust me, that's part of the plan, dear boy. (The duo secretly buzzed off)."

Lougers' Location.

• Buzzton and Buizz arrived in an enough of an out of reach distence.
• Buzzton: "Tsk tsk tsk. So much for learning to adapt to all new villains."
• Buizz: "To be fair, Asper is like, some of the first serious fights they had in a long awhile. He is amongst the strongest mewmans ever, magicwise."
• Buzzton: "That is a fair point. Okay, just let me ready myself and-"
• Asper Clone: Ah, so there ARE other helpers. I take it you are behind my army's collapse as well?
• Buzzton:... Ohhhh, buzz me! (The Clone froze them in ice)
• Gaster: (He and his brothers appeared)... Alright, you guys know the plan, right?
• Caster: Yeah, and it no doubt will work.
• Asper Clone: AHA! I warned you! (Blasted them only to see they were just magical decoys)... What?
• Gaster: Surprise. (They vaporize the clone)... See? The illusionary clone army technique can surely catch Asper off guard. We'll be able to find everybody and get back safely. (Magic explosions were heard)... But the real climax is coming soon. Let's unfreeze those bug guys and make them fix the Lougers and others and get this over with.

Star's Group Location.

• Marco: (Asper was standing down)...... I think... I think we did it.
• Asper: (Got up and healed himself)
• Marco: SERIOUSLY!? HE PULLED A CHEAP VIDEO GAME BOSS TACTIC LIKE MEGA-HEALING YOURSELF AFTER A LONG FIGHT?! THAT'S CHEAP?! Can't you stay down already?!
• Lattee: "Try to remember that this is a serious battle, Marco!"
• Fritilla: Star, on me!
• Star: Right. (They both don butterfly forms and attacked him as he shielded himself and rebounded the attacks)
• Asper: Classic tricks. But try this on for size. (He dons a large purple butterfly form bigger than theirs)
• Marco: SWEET MOTHER TERESA ON THE HOOD OF A MERCEDES-BENZ!!! THAT'S A GIANT BUTTERFLY!!!!
• Star: BUTTERFLIES ON MEWNI CAN GET BIGGER!! (They continued fighting as Asper got the upper hand)
• Asper: (As they fought) You may've destroyed my spear, but I can fight and do magic without it. Dipping down isn't exactly a hard thing to do all things considered.
• Fritilla: SHUT UP YOU LYING PIECE OF S***!! I THOUGHT YOU WOULD HELP ME BRING PEACE TO MONSTERS!!! BUT YOU WERE JUST USING ME!!! JUST LIKE YOU USED THE ENTIRE BUTTERFLY FAMILY!!!
• Asper: Well, someone's mad. But what did you expect? You're the one too quick to trust my clever use of words anyway. That doesn't speak very highly of you neither. Using people is what I have to do to ensure nobody forgets that we came to Mewni just to have a home.
• Star: But just giving Mewmanity a hatred of monsters instead of a peaceful coexistence is not the right move.
• Asper: You don't know anything, Star the Underestimated. You don't know what it's like to long for a place to live that is correct for our people.
• Star: Maybe I know more about things like that than you do.
• Asper: Maybe you don't know about the history of Mewmanity at all. Where do you think we came from to invade a land of monsters?
• Star: Duh, from another continent. The world isn't really that small.
• Asper: Wrong. Did you really think a race, as vibrant, magnifisent, and coming in a lot of magical variety, and an exsample of magical exsillence, could ACTSELLY be native to a mudball like M'onstrarus? We came from another dimension.
• Star: Well... Given that Hekapoo gave us dimentional crossing scissers and that we even KNOW what dimentions are, and that Coffee did ranted about other dimentions Mewmans "could've picked", that actselly..... Makes sense. But invading there, just to colonize, seems a little harsh.
• Asper: (Cackles). That completely shows what you know, child. You seriously think it was all about expanding? No. It was about surviving. Now, you're not yet ready to know the full details of what happened to our old dimention yet, but I will explain the impourent narrative. Our home dimension was lost to us. We had to leave and find a new home. M'ontrarus, or what came to be known as Mewni, was the closest to what our original home dimention was during days of early Mewmanity. We even had to introduce native fauna like those giant butterflies you mentioned. It wasn't about getting better. It was about our salvation. The presence of the primitive, impure, and sometimes ethically questionable and often times unsightly monsters, was an unsightly inconvincence. Our cultures GREATLY clashed! Mewmanity was in NO shape to adopt their culture, nor were these creatures interested in domestication?! This logical concludsion of war, unideal as it is admitingly, was ineditable. And it was for the best we strucke first, rather then the monsters doing so first, cause make no mistake, those monsters were about protecting terratory and automatic distrust of strangers, and had alot of cultural pitfalls like the acceptence of slavery and ritual sacrivices. Mewmanity needed to FORCEFULLY show that we were stronger then them!
• Star:... Well, even so... Destroying all monsters is still not right. We could've just as much used our magic for good, and fix their short comings. Would've it been hard? Yeah, but doing good isn't always gonna be easy. You are still wrong for what you did, and you're still not a nice person even after everything. And we will stop you, OR DIE TRYING!! (They continue fighting as Asper continued getting the better of them)
• Asper: You have spirit, child, but this is the real world. It's cold, harsh, bitter, and doesn't care about spirit. You want to be a hero to monsters everywhere? Then play the part and die like every other monster in history. (He blasts them back to normal)... As for me? I'll do what I was born to do. Ensure the survival of Mewmanity, by ANY, MEANS, NECESSARY- (He was blasted by Gaster and his brothers)... Big mista- (Another Gaster and brothers blasted him) D'OW?! What the- (Blasted again by more duplicates)... WHAT IS THIS MAGIC?!
• Doe-Head: What in the world? (More clones of the brothers attacked him while the real brothers, the Famegafairy duo, Lodgers and Main 7 hid in a giant canopy of foliage and allowed Fate and her group to unfreeze Millipede and take away the Avatar magic and get back into the foliage unseen)
• Asper: ENOUGH OF THIS!! (Unleashed a wave that cancelled out the clones)... I hope that was enough foolish to last a lifetime.
• Millipede: I couldn't have said it better myself, you litteral giant Asshat. (Asper was shocked)
• Asper: (Fails to freeze him again)... Where... Where's the Avatar magic?!
• Gaster: (The other heroes showed up) Surprise. We beat you at your own clone game.
• Asper:... No!
• Millipede: Yes! You're finished, Asper Hole! (Weilds his staff and gets stronger)
• Asper: NOOONOOONOOONOOONOOO, I CAN'T LOSE!!! (Tries and fails to use any spell he knew to take down Millipede)... Admitingly, this was kinda something I expected from an Omnipotent force.
• Millipede: Glad to impress. Sayonara, Bighat Mcgee! (He was cursed into being a ghost)
• Asper:... What, what did you do?!?
• Millipede: The Ghost Prisoner Spell. One of the greatest spells perfected by my race. You can't interact with anything... But WE can interact with YOU. (The heroes surrounded him)
• Asper:... NONONONONONONO!!! (Tries to attack, but his fist goes through them as they grabbed his arm and beat him up as he was incapable of attacking)
• While this occure, Buzzton and Buizz reunited with Millipede and quietly vanished as the group continued.
• Asper was smacked across the field by Gazelle with the Uniter Blade, as Asper slid acrossed the filed in a humorious factor, as Asper ended up at the feet of Sassafrass and the other Monster elders. Asper looked up, gotten even less confident then ever.....
• Asper: "...... How, much of that did you hear?"
• Sassafrass brought up a glass skull.
• Sassafrass: "Enough to know that you're no longer the face of Mewmanity."
• Asper: "(GASPS) A SPIRIT CAPTURE SKULL?! (Sassafrass uses it to capture Asper as a prisoner ghost) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooo (Gets sucked in)......"
• Sassafrass now looked as if he was finally liberated from a serious burden.......
• Sassafrass: "..... All of you, have very little understanding, on how, reieving that was......"
• Marco: "I can imagine, everything considered..... So, we're cool?"
• Sassafrass: "...... Well, it is, a start at the least. As promised, with Asper no more, and in a spirit capture skull, Monsters greatest weapons against rogue spirits, our people will be willing to go back to M'onstrarus-..... Mewni.... But, please understand that my people are still weary of being around Mewmans, so, understand that, we will keep a considerable distence out of their sight. Cause I worry that being rid of the shorce of these poisoned thoughts would not mean the end of the prejudences and hatred for Monsters."
• Star: "I understand. But I promise that Eclipsa will keep Mewmans from bothering any new terratory you guys make."
• Sassafrass: "Alchourse. But keep in mind that I am going to keep a VERY firm eye on this process of amending these tensions between our people. And I promise no gentle critques to any still present flaws of Mewmanity.... But I meant this to be a reminder that I consider changing minds impourent as well. I don't wish to be given a new reason to go back to the Gold Rush Dimention, nor be refugees to other dimentions. Also, keep in mind that my group are not the only Monster Refugees from that tragity. Others could be hiding in an expandsive multiverse. I, would like to help getting their attention."
• Star: "..... Could you also find Buff Frog? He and other monsters left Mewni too after awhile sometime back."
• Sassafrass: ".... I can't promise miricles since I am not well familiar with monsters brave enough to stick around, but, I will ask other refugee leaders if they seen or heard anyone by that name. Good day.... (Was about the leave, but stops).... Oh, and Commander L?..... You're not fooling anyone with keeping secrets about that inter-racial romance of yours. (Lattee was surprised). Your mother is as subtile with secrets as Crustainians are good at social interactivity. (Resumes leaving with the elders)...."
• Fritilla: "..... That, sounded like everyone actselly knew....."
• Lattee: "..... EVERYONE KNEW BUT DIDN'T TOLD ME?!"
• Batar: "Well it seemed polite to not bother you on it."
• Snick: "(Sticks out) Also, your reaction would be funnier if you found out in the end when Asper is gone. AND IT IS?! (Laughs!)....."
• Fishbeard: "Also, your quiet conversation wasn't exactly, THAT private, even without hearing what was said, it was a, safe assumtion what was REALLY going on here."
• Icky: "Heck, even WE know about it as soon as Shifu heard it with his dinner-plate sized ears."
• Shifu: "I'll ignor that crack as something meant to be complimentary."
• Lattee: ".... (Facepalm) Awww, man! I thought I was being, mysterious and cool, even subtile. Now I'm gonna look like an oddball to other monsters."
• Wingman: "Relax, kiddo. You were fondling with a Moth, a famous family of Mewmans NOT actselly pricks to monsters. It's kinda actselly not THAT bad."
• Lattee: ".... Oh well, at least I tried. Say, Frits. How's about I hook you up with some Septarian regen so you don't have to have that stub anymore."
• Fritilla: "Oh great Mewman royals, I thought you would NEVER offer that! (Hugs Lattee)....."
• Lord Shen: "..... And as for YOU, Milli- (Realises he's gone)..... And alchourse..... He utilsied our distraction of giving due justice onto Asper as an excuse for a quick escape."
• Caster: "Aw man, and those two fly guys we'd made free the others got away too."
• Marco: "Ya wanna know what sucks more?"
• Icky: "Let me guess, he un-made the Dimentional Locator and reverted the ingrediants back to their dimentions?"
• Marco: "Yup."
• Squidward: "AHHHH-HAAAAAAAAAAA?! SO WE DO HAVE TO MAKE OUR OWN AFTER ALL?!"
• Mr. Krabs: "No need to glout, Mr. Squidward."
• Sandy: "Guess we may as well go back to Belt and Stingzy."

Old Base.

• Belt and Stingzy were seen taking a due smoke break, having successful quelled the fight as Omnitraxus and Rhombulus were seen eschourting the arrested Asper loyalists back into Mewni, as slaves were being freed.
• Rhombulus: "The Queen will be VERY firm and strict on your punishment for this, traitors."
• The group arrived back.
• Belt: ".... So, I take it Asper's no more since he ain't with ya?"
• Icky: "Millipede turned him into a Ghost and Sassafrass used a magical skull to suck him up."
• Stingzy: "And, that dimentional locator thing?"
• Lord Shen: "Clever basturd reversed it's existence. And likely he re-captured Sunset as well. So we're still on square one. Which means we have to go back to the Disembodied Heart Dimention to get a Golden Heart."
• Starswirl was seen free from the frozen hold.
• Starswirl: "Fortunately, with the Xirds having retreated with an avatar defeated, that means it'll have to be up to us to make a new locator."
• Lord Shen: "But that's the issue. We were told on the Disembodied Heart dimention that the golden hearts are equilly impourent for their safety as it is impourent for a powershorce pumper for the locator to work accreately. And with the previous stolen golden heart being given back, the White Blood Cells are bound to be insistent of holding it to fight off the Endless."
• Vancer: OH FOR THE LOVE OF GODS, SERIOUSLY?!?
• Discord: I share the feeling, buddy. I mean, just.... Oy vey! After all that filler, we have to go back from square one?! Okay, no. This episode has lasted long enough, and I'm sorry if we're pulling another "Vi-Tor Gets Real", but, FUCK THE LORES FINDING THOSE THINGS WOULD'VE OFFERED?! (Snaps and gets all the parts himself at the same time in a comical fashion)... Done. Now can we puhLEEEEEEEEEEEZE go deal with Millipede?
• Marco:...... Why the F didn't you just do that in the first place?
• Discord: Plot. Also, lost my patience and decided to heck with it.
• Marco: Seriously, must you speak Meta before you speak non-Meta?
• Discord: Kid, it's like potato chips, you can't stop with just one. Now let's get our butts in gear already!
• Lord Shen: "Did you, just stolen, ONE OF THE GOLDEN HEARTS FROM THE WHITE BLOOD CELLS?!"
• Discord: "Oh don't worry, I cominsated them by giving them an alternative means of defence: Vats apawn Vats of viral and parasitic cleansings."

Meanwhile, In The Disembodied Heart Dimention.

• The White Blood Cells were surprised with the large quanties of curative anti virus, baterical and parastie tonics as the leader was reading the note....
• Leader: ".... I, think, we can handle further absince of the Golden Heart just fine."

Back to the Gold Rush Dimention.

• Lord Shen: "BUT THAT IS STILL STEALING FROM THEM, AND-"
• Discord: "OH HUSH UP, YOU CRY-HATCHLING, WE'LL GIVE THE STUFF BACK AFTER WE'RE DONE WITH THE LOCATOR?!"
• Icky: "Yeah, Shen, just, chill. We got a holiday time crunch to meet."
• Lord Shen: "(Calms down begrudgently).... Fine, but you BETTER live up to your word of returning that stuff!"
• Discord: "Don't worry, I already am. (Snaps his fingers) There. I made it that the Dimentional Locator will be set to de-contruct itself after use."
• Belt: "So I take it this is a farewell then?"
• Marco: "Yeah. You were a great help, Belt. Me and Star are sure to visit sometime."
• Stingzy: "Sure thing, hun. Just, be sure to not make your presence known with another bar fight."
• Marco: "Wouldn't dream of it. Take care, Stingzy."
• Star: "(Saw Fritilla and Lattee eyeing eachother romanticly) Good luck on your relationship, you two."
• Fritilla:......
• Lattee:......
• Batar: Okay, I know we already know that these two were dating-
• Snick: BUT IT'S STILL RICH!! (Laughs)
• Fritilla: Ugh, nice goodbye, Star.
• Star: Oh, don't be such a baby. There's no shame to falling to the plague of love. Those guys are just mocking you because they're dateless schmoes.
• Meco: HEY!!!
• Fishbeard: That's not nice...... BUT IT BE TRUUUUE!! (He sobs)
• Star: Sorry about that. Anyway, byebye. (They went through as the locater disassembled and teleported away)
• Belt: "..... This is gonna be ONE hell of a story to tell the President on that report, Stingzy."

Millipede's Mansion

• Star: (They arrived from a golden door in the inter-dimentional hallway)... Wow.
• Marco: Pretty robust.
• Count Razoff: "...... I feel like I've been out-mansioned by this guy."
• Spyro: "Well, we're here now, so- (Saw that some servent Famegafairies saw them)..... Ohhhh boy."
• Famegafairy 1: "(YELPS PANICLY?!) (Runs to the Millipede Bust, opens the head and pressed a button that summons the Roboloids once more)."
• Master C.O.N.T.R.O.L.: "You are trasspassing on private grounds. Surrender peacefully, or suffer consiquences....."
• Star: "..... Of course. He has Roboloids of the Robot Dimention!"
• Icky: "You KNOW these things?!"
• Star: "They're a inter-dimentional best seller in Questbuy."
• Master C.O.N.T.R.O.L.: "You have 20 seconds to comply or be eviserated. 20-"
• Spongebob: "WE SURRENDER?!"
• Vancer: "..... Really, Spongebob? Really?"
• Po: Yeah, that's my thing.
• Spongebob: "Sorry, Post Trumatic "Night of the Robot"-caused Hysteria kicked in."
• Sandy: And yet we saved Bikini Bottom from robots in one of your video games.
• Spongebob: "THOSE were Plankton's robots, they, they were not as scary as the robots from the movie!"
• Master C.O.N.T.R.O.L.: "Surrender acknowledged. Proceed with intruder capture proceedures."
• The Roboloids surrounded the group.

Roboloid Containment center.

• The groups were in holding pens with Hekapoo.
• Hekapoo: ".... (Facepalms), I feel like I should've prevented that!"
• Marco: Yeah, you should've.
• Hekapoo: Oh shut up.
• Millipede arrived with Buzzton and Buizz.
• Lord Millipede: "...... Not bad for getting this far, misfits. But at the end of the day, my might and wit preservered once agan."
• Applejack: "Tecnecally it was yer robots that captured us."
• Lord Millipede: "Yeah, but they're here, because of me. Now, misfits, because I'm thnakful for ridding me of that Avatar and causing that Xird flock to get lost, I'm willing to try and start things over again. I'm willing to let you guys go, if you go back to Equestria, and ask Celestia for her blessing on my marriage with Sunset. After all, I helped in softening up the confrontion with that Asper asshat after all."
• Shifu: "You only succeeded in crippling his army. Asper himself was still a serious adversary that even you were momentarly helpless."
• Lord Millipede: "All that's impourent now is that Asper's no longer a thing, and that I can get Celestia's blessing for a sweet marrage between me and Sunny."
• Twilight: Millipede, she doesn't love you. You can't force her to marry you against her will.
• Millipede: We can work something out eventually.
• Shenzi: Dude, or dudette, or whatever, I don't think she'll love you even for you. Cause, well, pony OR human, dating a radically different class of animal, never really works out in the end unless your like, SUPER dedicated to it. And I don't think Sunset will have her heart set into this.
• Lord Millipede: "OKAY, (STOMPS THE STAFF THAT FREAKS EVERYONE OUT), I DON'T THINK I APPRESIATE YOU PEOPLE BEING SPOIL-SPORTS?! Just for that, you're DIFFENENTLY not invited to the wedding?!"
• Pinkie: "Awwww, I could've brought the cake."
• Twilight: "Seriously, Pinkie?"
• Lord Millipede: "I kinda figured that I would get you guys to appresiate that I helped taking down Asper, but, good grief, WHAT A TOUGH CROWD you turned out to be?! I could just deside to make my drumatic leave of you guys and resume my wedding plans as I plan to get married in the romance dimention, but leaving you guys in my mansion, quite frankly, is a giant risk..... So how's about I have you people visit, (Darkly) The Nightmare Dimention?"
• Starswirl: "..... THE NIGHTMARE DIMENTION?! The birth place of everyone's worse nightmares?! Don't you think that's intense?!"
• Lord Millipede: "I went out of my way to get a rogue universe involved to keep you and your EX-Avatar friend from coming after me..... I think it's perfectly established that I MAAAAAAAAAAAAY not have limits on how messed up I can be?!"
• Hekapoo: "Well he's not wrong. He has PTXRSD, Post-Trumatic Xexaxez Related Stress Disorder. A common problem with dimentionals that have saw their dimentions devoured by the Xzars."
• Lord Shen: ".... So that's it. You are actselly out of your mind! That means you have no understanding of your emotions! You're not even sure WHAT to acselly feel! Then that is further proof that you are illfit to EVER be Sunset's lover?!"
• Millipede really got insulted by that......
• Marco: "....... I think, that pushed his buttons."

Dimention Door Hallway.

• The Roboloids dragged the entire group torwords a scary nightmarish door.
• Millipede opens the same door as a shadowy vortex was seen.
• Lord Millipede: "I, TRY, TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE, AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET?! Well, I hope spending time with the dimention that is home to your WORSE nightmares will change your minds EVENTUALLY, because until you open up, EXPECT TO START UP A RESIDENCE THERE?!"
• Lord Shen: "We have mastered besting our fears, Millipede. We dealt with fear mongers so much, we grew numb to it."
• Lord Millipede: "Oh, but this time..... The Nightmares are REAL?! So no silly saterday TV show lesson about facing your fears will protect you from your REAL NIGHTMARES?!"
• Squidward: "Because ALCHOURSE HE WOULD BRING THAT UP?!"
• Lord Millipede: "So with that said..... Buh-bye! (Laughs crazily as the heroes were tossed right into the Nightmare Dimention!)"

Millipede's Laughs Echos as blackness reign dominent......

• Spongebob was found laying on a black cloud.......
• Spongebob fast awoke, and go up.
• Spongebob turned and saw that the others are strapped to operation tables and appear to be in a sleep-like state.....
• Spongebob: "..... Guys? Are you okay?"
• ???: "Do not freat for them, Sea Sponge."
• Spongebob got an instintanious uneasyness as groups of Black Doom and Doomeye like beings arrived before Spongebob......
• Being: "For they, are sampling our work, in it's pourest form, where they can no longer ruin our mastery in fear."
• Spongebob: "Wha-wha-wha-wha-what are you guys?!"
• Being: "We, are Fearbenders. Outer God Masters, of all fear. The most impourent of emotions. For every accomplishment, every civilisation, drive for life, nor even any dose of cauton, would not happen without fear of death, insignifigence, unimpourence, nor even a simple ability to reckitnese danger right in front of your face?! Fear, is our mightiest craft...... AND YOU MISFITS, CONSTINENTLY RUIN OUR WORK?! Now...... We get to have our justice....."
• Spongebob: "..... (Gulp)..... If, I can have a, little moment of your time- (The Leading Fearbender grabbed Spongebob in the face and instintly dosed him to sleep)!"

Blackness.....

• Spongebob found himself naked and without clothes....
• Spongebob: "AHHHHHHHHHHH?! WHERE ARE MY PANTS?! (Spongebob saw that he was being held by a gas-station employee entering the most disgusting bathroom ever seen.) OH SWEET HEAVEN IN NEPTUNE?!"
• Gas Station Employee: "Welp, it's finally time to clean this record breaking disgusting bathroom and clean enough of it to, at least be tolerable. And with this new sponge, I can get it done. (Readies the soap) Time to get started."
• Spongebob: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"

Outside of Spongebob's Nightmare.

• The Fear-Benders were cheering for their accomplishment.
• Fear-Bender Leader: "Exellent, my brotheren. Soon, we will make these misfits and their assorted friends, RESPECT, the power of fear. Espeically to the Purple Unicorn, who humiliated the best fear distributer anyone could've asked for. Pitch Black was one of my faverites. And now, I get the chance for revenge. And nothing, could ruin this moment."
• ???: "AHEM?!"
• The Fear-Benders all looked at a creature that looks like the Quiet Place Monster, but with some radical differences and a robe, as he was seen with a recovered Tranze.
• Creature: "..... Hello, Fearmonicus."
• Fearmonicus (The Fearbender Leader): That's LORD Fearmonicus to you, Dimentus..... What do you want, you shallow disgrace? Can you not see we're punishing repeat ruiners of fear?"
• Dimentus: "Well, I'm here to help those guys out, because they're supposed to stop a loose Manapede."
• Fearmonicus: "The worse the insect wants is to be married. That is not impourent enough to give up a chance to get revenge on these renegade fear ruiners. Our craft, must, be, avenged. Besides, what do you know? You are but part of what would've been a dimensional empire that could have ruined the stability of the Multiverse had it not been for one of my favorite topics of fear."
• Dimentus: You all are just pawns of fear. Fear has no real master or maker. Now let's cut this crap short. I ain't gonna allow you to give Millipede what he wants.
• Fearmonicus: You think you can scare us? We're fear incarnate. What're YOU gonna do to us?
• Dimentus: "..... I notice you guys always have it dark here. It could use some LIGHT?! (Bangs his staff and cause a bright light to appear and cause the Fearbenders and their starfish creatures to scream!) DO AS I ASK, AND THE LIGHTS GO OUT?!"
• Fearmonicus: "OKAY, OKAY, JUST STOP?!"
• Dimentus turned off the light......
• Tranze: "..... Wow, dark creatures afraid of alittle bright light. Cliché much?"
• Fearmonicus: "(Growls), You win this round, Dimentus. (Presses a button that frees the surprised heroes as they plopped to the floor)..... But my Starscream already knows what YOUR afraid of. Expect a Nightmare in retailiation for this RUDENESS?!"
• Dimentus: "I'll be sure to ready my dreamcatcher. (Fearmonicus growled offended at that)..... OKAY SAMANTHA, QUICK LAYING UP?! PICK UP YOUR JACKASS FRIENDS AND DUST OFF THE HUMILIATION, CAUSE I'M MAKING SURE YOU GO AFTER MILLIPEDE RIGHT?!"
• Samantha: "I'm sorry, Master Dimentus. I promise to do-"
• Icky: "HOLY CRAP, IT'S A QUIET PLACE MONSTER?! DON'T WORRY?! (Brings out a Megaphone, and Microphone and two suddenly appearing speakers) I GOT THIS?!"
• Zosimo: "Wait Icky, he's not what you-"
• Icky squacks into the Megaphone over the microphone with the speakers up high as the frequintcy was high enough to disoriantate Dimentus!
• Dimentus: "OW, MY EVOLUTIONLY EVOLED SENSITIVE SENSE OF HEARING, YOU STUPID JACKASS OF A PREHISTORIC AVIAN?! I'M NOT WHAT YOU THINK I AM, OW?!"
• Shifu knocked away Icky's Megaphone.
• Shifu: "HE WAS NOT WHAT YOU MISTAKEN HIM AS?!"
• Lord Shen: "Also..... I'll be sure to bill you for the hearing aide many of us potaintionally require."
• Samantha: "Master Dimentus, please forgive them, and, me by extention of them being assusiates to me, they didn't know better, you bare an unfortunate resemblence to a movie monster from their universe."
• Dimentus: "Well it BARELY excuses the jackassery! Now, do you want to leave here or not, cause trust me, you folks ain't popular around these parts to THESE hopeless fear-loving zealots."
• Lord Shen: "Well, if our presence isn't appresiated by these beings, then we'll darken their corner no more. Come Lodgers, we'll leave these cretens to their horror obcession."
• Mushu: "I double that, because these guys just don't stop looking at us with those eyes!"
• The group proceeded to leave with Dimentus and Tranze.
• Vancer: "Good to have you back, Tranze."
• Tranze: "Good to be back. Though after my rough encounter with the Realm of Nothing, I think I MAAAAY want to take the holidays off."
• Dimentus: "Trust me. I found him there. He was NOT in good shape after seeing those abominations."
• Zosimo: "All things considered Tranze, ya'll ain't the only one taking a holiday break after this."

Millipede's Mansion

• This time, the Mansion was empty as the group got back in via the Nightmare Dimention door.
• Star: "Why are we back in Millipede's mansion?"
• Dimentus: "Cause the clever basturd took quick advantage of your absince since he threw ya nitwits there."

Flashback

• Famegafairies were seen gathering ponies in large quanties, as the remaining Teachers, freed from the spell due to the Avatar being defeated, were seen having already defeated the Tartarus Prisoners, and had also cured Sir Plunderor and placed him into a slumber as they hid.....
• Buzzord: "..... Call it a crazy hunch, but..... I think, we may've missed somehing."
• Entropy: "Ugh, those nasty Xirds managed to freeze us quantom sytile and likely this is pretty much the semi-finale of the episode."
• Yakhalla: "I suggest we get to Canterlot and see if the Princesses are safe. (The factily agreed to do this and left). I just hope Barktrot and the students are allright."
• The Camera pans quickly into Canterlot, as the Princesses were freed from the Plunderweed grip by the Famegafairies as Lord Millipede was chilling on Celestia's throwne.....
• Celestia saw Millipede with surprise, as does Luna.....
• Celestia: "..... Millimer?"
• Lord Millipede: "Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, sorry, (Briefly becomes Millimer) I have to say that pretend time is over. (Turns back to normal), I'm being honest on what I'm really am now. I am not of Alternate Universe Origin, or, to be speifific, I am not of, by it's Infinity Libarian codename, The Dimention of Spectulative Evolution, origin. I, am a Manapede named Lord Millipede. And as far as I can tell, I am tragicly, the last of my kind, when my home dimention was devoured by universe eating monsters because a jackass leader made our dimention too powerful. And, to make a long story short, I may've, fabricated my intentions here. I wasn't exactly here to be a help to Pharagu. I was here, to win over, the girl of my dreams. (Two Roboloids showed up holding a human Sunset, to the princesses bewilderment!)."
• Celestia: "SUNSET?!"
• Luna: "What happened to her?!"
• Lord Millipede: "Well, I am actselly her biggest fan in her adopted home of Human Equestria, cute name by the way, and, I just felt more attracted to her this way, no intentional disrespect to her birthform, though. So, I managed to borrow, perfect amounts of that dimention's energy to make her like this, but not enough to do serious longterm damage. And after a lot of wacky hijinks and being able to rid me of my Avatar and Xird problem, I desided that now's a perfect time for marriage! I, would like your blessing, Princess Suntush."
• Celestia: "..... Those, eye-bird creatures, and the Plunderweeds..... Did they appear because they were after you?"
• Lord Millipede: "Ugh, I already know where's this going. You're going to get huffy at me for what occured. Look, if it makes you feel better, I originally wanted to earn your trust in a subtile way as a big dreamer from a broken reality that, I, may or may not accsidently made that way when I was once the god king of Pharagu before the USRA made people turn on me, that wanted to bring friendship with him or, other fuzzy details that I forgotten over time now, point is he was a well-intentioner, that's the big picture. It's just, I didn't plan for the Xirds to have managed to get an Avatar THAT quickly! Look, all that's important now is that the Avatar's cured, the Xirds retreated back into the Dimention of Nothing, and Sunny and I are gonna be married!"
• Celestia: "Those things DO still matter, because, even with what you said in mind, you were not being honest with us."
• Lord Millipede: "Look, Celly Belly, if I was upfront that I was a giant rainbow millipede from a destroyed dimention, those Xirds would've piledrove me and fed me to their Xexaxez master! I wasn't in the position to be open, not anymore, not after what happened to my adopted dimension. Pharagu's a garbage dump that gave birth to a restrictive regime that censored out entire systems from people as a result! I was locked away for only wanting to help and share vast knowledge of the Multiverse to them?! I could've done great things for them, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, people proved, to be ungrateful pricks! Even the Lodgers and your protégé and her dips*** friends! That's why I gave them a time-out in the Nightmare Dimention so they can think about what they done. (The Princesses were shock) And it happened when I asked them to help a fella out with ya, ya know, since you know them and crap."
• Celestia: "..... Millipede, I would sooner put you on a path of due recovery by force than to bless a marriage! You sound like you mean well, but your mind is not well!"
• Lord Millipede: "UGH?! AGAIN WITH PEOPLE BEING UPPITY ABOUT MY PTXRSD?! SHOULDN'T THE FACT THAT I'M TRYING TO HELP AT ALL MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU?! I MEAN, SHEESH?!"
• Luna: "You are a slave to madness, Millipede. You need help!"
• Lord Millipede: "The only help I want, is your blessing Celestia!! Or else..... Hey, you thought that Tyranny guy was bad? THEN YOU REALLY HAVEN'T SEEN MY ANGRY SIDE?! I'LL GIVE EQUESTRIA AN AGE OF CHOAS IT'LL NEVER FORGET, OR, POTAINTIONALLY, NOT EVEN RECOVER FROM IF I HIT IT HARD ENOUGH?! But, that, could be, reasonably avoided, if you just, humor me, and bless, my, f*****g wedding, IN THE ROMANCE DIMENTION?!"
• Luna: "..... (Quietly) We have no choice, Sister. It would not bold well to aggrovate him....."
• Celestia: "...... (Sighs)..... Under the condition that you spare Equestria of your wrath, I'll bless your union."
• Lord Millipede: "..... YES?! THANK YOU?! FINALLY SOME FREAKING COOPERATION IN HERE?! I already picked up a lovely love church for us to use, I already have a great cake in store, there'll be dancing, music, hilarious awkword moments that'll be recorded on video to give to clipshows, oh, my best men Buzzton and Buizz each made WONDERFUL speeches for the occation, oh, oh, and we're gonna need ALOT of wine cause Millipede's the FUN Ex-God King! I'm also willing to include-"
• The remaining factily bursted in!
• Yakhalla: "Princesses, we're here to- BY THE ODIN YAK?!"
• Buzzord: "..... WOW?! That is a big strangely multi-colored millipede! Can I catch it so I can dissect it for my next class?"
• Spoonful: "Does EVERY new creature we encounter have to include dissection?!"
• Olhar: "Yeah, I think the more impourent thing, is that he could be why all the craziness happened, whether directly or indirectly."
• Koningin: "Then you will have to answer to us, (Activates Astrel Horns), Giant Insect!"
• Electross: "Millipedes are actselly part of the Diplopoda class, they're not exactly traditional insects. That being said, start talking, Sir..... Or, Madam, or, whatever spefific gender you identify."
• Lord Millipede: "...... Oh I am getting so tired of this s***. PIRATE DIMENTION PORTAL?!"
• Lord Millipede casted open a portal to the pirate dimention as it sucked up the now helpless factily!

Pirate Dimention

• The group crashed into the ground.
• Olhar: "..... Hey, at least it can't get worse. (Suddenly they found themselves surrounded by Steampunk Pirates with a Steampunk Pirate King)....... Karma, you fickle bitch."
• Buzzord: "Tch, you guys still use Steampunk? Please, I can make devices that can trump such silly toys- (Gets grabbed by the neck and held up to the Steampunk Pirate King)....."
• Steampunk Pirate King: "...... (Intimidating voice) Then show us, Realm Jumper."
• Spiracle: "Ohhhhhh, Buzzord, you clumsy fool."

Millipede's Location

• Lord Millipede: ".... There. That should keep those guys off my carapace. Now, anyway, back to the wedding, I just have the GRANDEST feeling that it'll be GREAT?!"
• Millipede went on and on as the Princesses and Sunset stared on defeated, worried and concerned.....

Flashback ends.

• Dimentus: "So now, we need to rescue those extra idiots from the Pirate Dimention and in time to arrive in the Romance Dimention."
• Star: Oh, I know that dimension. That's where Johnny Blowhole worked for those rabbit pirates. Me and Marco go there a lot if we feel like kicking pirate poop decks.
• Starlight: "I kinda been there too. Albeit, likely a different part or a different world while it was battling an army of skeletail pirates done so by these two lovers back in the Draconequui Wonderland thing."
• Star: Well trust me, those other teachers are likely at Steampunk Pirate Terratory, WAYS off of what you say. Well me hardies, let's get us some Equestrian booty. (Tears open a portal and they came out into a steampunk pirate island)
• Cyborg Monkey-Human Pirate: STAR BUTTERFLY!!!!
• Star: COGGS!! (He prepared his two robotic arms and cybernetic eyepatch as he stretched his hydraulic arms grabbing her and Marco)
• SpongeBob: STAR!!!
• Coggs:... (He noogies them) AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA, HOW BE ME FAVORITES PLAIN JUMPERS?!
• Star: (Chuckles)
• Marco: Yeesh, your breath still smells like copper.
• Coggs: Ahhh, Marco me boy. Glad you're still around since what the Seabunny Captain said about you saving them from crashing in the Cat Face Dimension.
• Hekapoo: Oh, those guys that called us angels?
• SpongeBob: You know this guy?
• Star: Oh, dolphin giggles, I forgot to introduce you. Guys, meet Mate Coggs. He's a steampunk pirate who left his crew to be his own pirate. We met when we first arrived in the Pirate Dimension.

Flashback

• Star: (They portal underwater)... (Gurgles) Oopsies.
• Marco: (Gurgling) Yeah, oopsies! (Star cast a purple bubble for them to breath)
• Star: You have NO idea how many times I made this mistake. Seawater is almost everywhere in this dimension. (They surface into a cave)... Whew.
• Marco: Great. Wet socks again.
• Star: Oh get over it, we have some exploring to do. There could be some treasure in these caves. Maybe even falls of liquid gold. (Robotic stretching arms grabbed them)
• Coggs: (Dubbed as Finding Nemo Bruce) Hello. (The two yelped) WHAT YE BE DOING IN ME TERRITORY YA SMALL FRIES?!
• Marco: WE DON'T KNOW, MR. CRAZY CYBORG PIRATE!!! WE JUST GOT HERE!!!
• Star: WE'RE JUST PASSING THROUGH!!!
• Coggs: HAR, YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT YOU JUST CAME OUTTA NOWHERE?! TELL ME WHERE YE CAME FROM OR I'LL CUT YER REAR ENDS OFF!!
• Star: NOOO, I NEED MY BUTT!!!
• Marco: NOOO, I POOP FROM THERE!!!
• Star: I'LL GIVE YOU A SWISS ROLE!!!
• Marco: I NEED TO POOP OR I BLOW UP IN IT!!!!
• Coggs: "Then be good sports and explain yer business. Lest ye want me to assume your with the Skeleton Pirate King, the skurge of the southern terratories. The king of the Steampunk Pirates has bad blood with that necoromorthic basturd."
• Marco: "Dude, do we LOOK like we're skeletons?"
• Coggs: "..... Okay, that there be a streach. But the Steampunk Pirate King has PLENTY of other enemies!"
• Star: Umumumum, would you believe if I said I'm Star Butterfly?
• Coggs:.... Wait... (Sees her S1 wand)... OH BLAZES!!! (Lets them go) I'm SOOO sorry, Princess Star. Things be very crazy recently, we've just been on high alert. Tis the time of the Pirate War, you see.
• Marco: "And let me guess, the Skeleton Pirate King's the one causing trouble?"
• Coggs: "Actselly, he be only a synptom, not a cause. A greater force has cause some great issues that caused other pirate kings to begin feuding for turf, treasure, and plundering rights."
• Marco: ""Plundering rights"?"
• Star: "It's a pirate dimention, Marco. Alchourse that would be a thing, silly."
• Marco: Then let me guess: the war is the result of the #1 cause: lack of resources?
• Coggs:... What kind of creature do you be?
• Marco: Human. I am a straight A student. Earth has a pretty solid foundation on the formulas of history. You guys obviously became pirates because the lack of resources got you to be the most traditional and most popular form of diplomatic thievery. You guys thrive by plundering.
• Coggs: (He and Star were amazed)...... Star, where did ye find THIS lad?
• Star: Well I was sent to his homeworld so I can learn to use magic safely. We just like to take a break from Earth every once in a while. We went to other dimensions whenever we want.
• Coggs:... Sounds to me like ye ain't supposed to leave Earth. Your mother is the renowned strict type.
• Star: For the record, I was disobeying my mom since I was born.
• Coggs: (Laughs) Well don't get me wrong, I like me some youthful rebels. They be very full of life.... I don't suppose ye couldn't stay for a while?
• Marco: Well I do have a curfew, so I guess we can be back home by 10:00.
• Star: Yeah I got myself a curfew too. Not from my mother though. If she found out I have dimensional scissors and was just leaving Earth on a regular basis against her orders, I'd be sent to... (Gulp)... St. Olga's Reform School for Wayward Princesses. (The scream gag from the pilot was seen)... So I have to be there by the time mom calls up for my progress. If I wasn't there, then I doubt I'll get away with it.
• Coggs: Oy, I heard bad things about that place. The Pirate Princess Piraeus was sent there recently when she caused a scene. Poor lass. Life ain't fair. But hey, I'm sure she'll be okay. The name be Mate Ainsworth Coggs.
• Marco: You're a first mate?
• Coggs: Used to. I left me crew behind yesteryear. The Steampunk Pirate King be too focused on the conflict, that he lost sight of caring for his fellow men and became desperate. I am now me own pirate. It's more fun that way.
• Star:... That explains a lot. You're a free spirit like me.
• Coggs: Oh, I heard so much about ye from the Seabunny Captain. You'd make a fine pirate, madam. How's about I show ye and yer 'human' friend around me home?
• Marco: I have a name, you know. It's Marco.
• Coggs:... Well okay, X-Marc. Let's go.
• Marco: "(Sighs), Close enough."
• (Star): So we came right here on Steampunk Isles. The capital of steampunk pirates.
• Marco: UUGH!! This place takes the weird smells of metals and rust to a whole new level.
• Coggs: Just be weary. If these people found out ye be Princess Star Butterfly, they'd take advantage of ya. Ransom is me best guess. If yer mom had to respond, you'd definitely be in trouble. So... Ye may have to blend in.
• Star: Psh, easy as corn pie. Radiant Pirate Transform! (Becomes a steampunk pirate) Boo-yah! Uh, I mean, ARRRRRGH!
• Coggs:... Yer ARRRGH needs work, but the disguise is inconspicuous enough. What about you, X-Marc?
• Marco: Well I can tatter up my clothes and look like a scoundrel.
• Coggs: Pssh, amateur says I.
• Star: Yeah. I got a better idea. Radiant Pirate Transform. (Turns him into a regular pirate)
• Coggs: Now THAT'S what I be talking about. Now just blend in. Act like a pirate. Be gross, be rough, be scandalous, and most importantly, be one of us.
• Marco: "No prob. I had alot of practice when I went out as a pirate in Holloween. (Poses) YAARRRRRGGGGH?!"
• Coggs: "And it shows lad. Now keep close. As typical with pirate socity, we tend to be rough, even with close friends. (A Male Pirate was smacked out of the house by a female pirate)........ ESPIECALLY more so, between lovers."
• Marco: "As atypical to pirate socities."
• Coggs: I'd be offended if that not be true. Now onto the Cyber-Dutchman. (They saw the wreck of a massive steampunk pirate ship)
• Marco:... Pardon my French... But DAMN.
• Coggs: Oh, vulgarity be non-existent here. Even the kids here are allowed to swear. (Kids were seen swearing Sailor Mouth style)
• Marco:...... That's pretty messed up. Then again, what do I know about this dimension?
• Coggs: Now hurry. King Punkbeard must be in over his head.

Cyber Dutchman

• This music played as the three saw steampunk pirates fighting each other.

Family Guy Back to the Multiverse Legend of Long John Peter Part 1 Music

• Marco: HOLY COW!
• Coggs: Well I guess I wasn't far off. Looks like the original owner of the ship is trying to steal his ship back from his former first mate.
• Marco: "Who did he stole this ship from?"
• Coggs: "His stronger older Brother, Cyber John Silver."
• The Steampunk Pirate King, Punkbeard, was seen battling a slightly more advance but not by much larger Steampunk Pirate.
• Larger Pirate: "I SHOULD'VE BEEN KING OF THE STEAMPUNK PIRATES?! NOT YOU?! YOU ALLOWED THOSE CAT-FACES TO SCREW US OVER?! YOUR WAY THE PIRATE SKULL KING IS BACK?!"
• Steampunk Pirate King (Punkbeard): "Wait, I thought it was the Skeleton Pirate King."
• Larger Pirate: "HE HAS MORE THEN ONE TITLE?! Point being, you're the reason why that skurge came back, you're why the pirate war is happening, your why the great treasure isle is in danger again, YOU'RE WHY EVERYTHING BAD HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME?!"
• Punkerbeard: "Oh come on, Johnathon, I doubt ye would do any better! Those catfaces were smart basturds, they would've gotten to you too!"
• Cyber John Silver: "THAT'S CYBER JOHN SILVER TO YOU?! And now, you're trying to steal me ship?! WASN'T BEING RESPONDSABLE FOR THE RETURN OF THAT NECROMORPHIC CURSE TO OUR DIMENTION BAD ENOUGH, NOW YOU'RE STEALING FROM FAMILY?! WHAT WOULD MUM AND DAD THINK?!"
• Punkerbeard: "Hey, times are desperate, you bitter crybaby! Believe me, that skullhead has a fickle sense of gratatude! He's trying to go after our terf! And I need to defend this place as king!"
• Cyber John Silver: "THEN IT'S ONLY FAIR THAT I STEAL THE CROWN FROM YOU, AND DEFEAT THAT NECROMORPTHIC SKURGE OF THE SEAS AND BE THE ONE WHO BRINGS BACK RELITIVE PEACE TO THIS EXISTENCE?! I'LL FIX THE MISTAKES YOU STARTED!?"
• Punkerbeard: "Hey, can't you be glad that at least I'm trying to fix me own screw-ups!?"
• Cyber John Silver: Too little too late. Now prepare for justice! (Blasts his cannon arm as Punkbeard sliced the cannonball in two with his coil sword)
• Marco: (Three watched from nearby) Did he just slice that cannonball in two?
• Coggs: His sword be laced with magnetic coils that can slice through partially any substance. And that there be his brother, Cyber John Silver. The most cunning pirate in this dimension.
• Cyber John Silver: I AM THE RIGHTFUL STEAMPUNK PIRATE KING, AND YE TOOK THAT TITLE FROM ME!!! I REALLY WISH YE NEVER EXISTED!!
• Marco: Should we help him?
• Coggs: Not sure, lad. Maybe we should see how this plays ou- (They were frozen in place) GRAAH!!
• Another Cyber Pirate: Ahhh, if it isn't Mate Ainsworth Coggs. Me treacherous little cousin.
• Coggs: Geartooth! You're with Silver?!
• Geartooth: That's CYBER JOHN SILVER to you. You will respect the rightful king of the steampunk pirates.
• Coggs: Since when were you loyal to him?!
• Geartooth: Wouldn't ye like to know? (Grabs them and throws them in front of Cyber John Silver) Hey, Cap'n, we got ourselves some eavesdroppers.
• Cyber John Silver: Hmm. Yer no-good cousin, and some new friends. Well, then. You take care of them while I-... Wait a minute. (Sniffs) That smell.
• Geartooth: Eh?
• Cyber John Silver: Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. A smelly smell that smells... smelly. It be so foul.
• Geartooth:... Wasn't me, I swear.
• Cyber John Silver: No. It be a yet FOULER smell. One I haven't smelled in 30 moons.
• Geartooth:... Fresh trousers?
• Cyber John Silver: Noo....... MEWMAN! The foul spawn of magical cosmic dust with a magic resilience that be feared by many since the Fall of M'onstrarus.... (Notices Star)...... Hmmm...... (Walks up to her and zaps away her disguise)...... Well well. It be the Princess Star Butterfly. I never would have guessed. And I see ye already inherited your mom's wand.... And who be THIS pushover?
• Marco: PUSHOVER?!? I'll have you know I know karate.
• Cyber John Silver:... Hmmm... Looks like the Princess is breakin' more rules than she should be. Isn't that right?
• Coggs: LEAVE THEM OUT OF THIS, JOHN!!!
• Cyber John Silver: THAT'S CYBER JOHN SILVER TO YOU!!!
• Coggs: I'LL CALL YE WHATEVER I WANT!!!
• Cyber John Silver: Oooh, suicidal spirit. Makes it all the more fun to kill ya. But now, it be much more satisfying to ransom the princess of the most feared magical beings in the cosmic expanses.
• Punkbeard: ABSOLUTELY NOT!! This be not their business- (Cyber John Silver kicks him down)
• Cyber John Silver: Sit down. Adults are talking. This be the best way to be King of the Steampunk Pirates. To take on the might of Mewmanity. Even King Piraeus will praise me. The very first pirate to take the forbidden might of Mewmans. My God, it will be legendary.
• Star: YOU CAN'T!! My mom will send me to St. Olga's if she knew I was here! (Covers her mouth)
• Cyber John Silver:...... (Cackles) Well that be a lot more interesting. Even if I lose, I have me blackmail material on ye. This gets better every second.
• Punkbeard: BROTHER, STOP!! THIS HAS GONE FAR ENOUGH!! There be no need to drag Mewmanity into this.
• Cyber John Silver: Ye couldn't be more wrong. With this plan, I'll be a better pirate king than ye EVER were. Star Butterfly caught defying her queen mommy, and sent to the infamous St. Olga's. A fate worse than death. And the biggest prize for Cyber John Silver. (Grabs Star by the neck) This be a miracle. Congratulations, yer highness, ye just gave me the best treasure I could ever have.
• Marco: NOOO!!! (Fails to fight the pirates off)
• Cyber John Silver: This'll be the best thing that's ever happened to me.
• Punkbeard: STOP! (Cyber John Silver grabs his arm, yanks away his sword and slices his robotic arm and other limbs as he screamed)
• Cyber John Silver: (Cackles) I even disarm the Steampunk Pirate King! (Cackles) Somebody pinch me!
• Star: How about a swift elbow in the ribs?
• Cyber John Silver: A what? (She elbows him in the ribs) DAAH, ME RIBS!!
• Star: (She rolls for cover and arms up her wand) CANNONBALLS OF FIRE!! (She blasts him back onto the deck with magical flaming cannonballs)
• Cyber John Silver:... Ye little whelp!
• Star: You just angered the wrong girl. (Turns her wand into a sword) Avast ye treacherous scoundrel! (The sword glows in magic rainbow fire)
• Cyber John Silver: Hmmph. Very well. But you should know, I ain't going to take it easy on ye just 'cuz yer a girl. Cause that be sexist. (They sword fought)
• (Icky): "That is a surprisingly progressive pirate. (Sin Counter: 1)...... HEY, CAN WE NOT MIMIC CINIMASINS?! (The counter vanished)."
• Punkerbeard: "(Gets on a crutch).... Ugh, and all because I listened to catfaces. (A Parrot-Beaked Snake Crawled up)."
• Parrot-Beaked Snake: "Well, to be fair, he would still be a d*** to you even if these f*** ups never happened. He's still mighty sore about yer parents favoring you for the title of Steampunk Pirate King."
• Punkerbeard: "OH DON'T REMIND ME, YE WISEASS OF A PARROPENT?! Pauly Scales, why don't ya make yerself useful and help out that human? (Marco was held down by Cyber's loyalists)."
• Pauly: "Well what am I suppose to do? I'm neither a venomious spieces nor a constricter. I'm basicly a glorifived corn snake."
• Punkerbeard: "USE YER IMAGINATION?!"
• Pauly: Ugh, fine. (He flew off and pooped on them)
• Geartooth: UGGGH, I JUST PUT THIS IN THE WA- (Marco and Coggs knocked them down)
• Coggs:... Ye be a disappointment, cousin. (Punched him unconscious)
• Star: (They continued dueling) What's the matter, Johnny Boy? Can't keep up?
• Cyber John Silver: I'M DONE WITH THIS!! (Kicks Star off the deck and into the water as he got a breathing mask and lunged for her as she avoided it and surfaced for air)
• Marco: STAR, ARE YOU OKAY?!
• Cyber John Silver: (His boots became jets as her grabs her by the feet, pulls her down, slapped the wand sword away, and punched her in the chest, knocking all the air out of her lungs as she drowned)... (He threw her back on board and came back on holding her unconscious body) Poor little butterfly lost her wings.
• Marco: STAR!! (Attacks only to be blasted by Cyber John Silver's cannon arm)
• Cyber John Silver: Nobody move a muscle or I'll slit her throat. If I can't have her, nobody will. (Pauly pooped on him) UGGH, I JUST PUT THIS HERE SHIRT IN THE WA- (Coggs punched him in the groin with his stretchable arms and punched him overboard)
• Star: (Marco got to her and gave her CPR as she coughs) Dirty fighter!
• Cyber John Silver: (Burst out angrier than ever) DIRTY FIGHTERS!!!
• Star:... Where's my wand?!
• Cyber John Silver: It's gone. And I'm done holding back. (He attacks them at full force with the coil sword as they dodged)
• Star: MARCO, HOLD HIM OFF! (Dives underwater)
• Marco: Oh, sure, why must I always do all the wo- (Was punched in the face by Cyber John Silver) OOOOoooooohhh!!!
• Star: (She searches the reef for her wand trying to keep her breath and finally found it)... (Gurgling) FANTASTIC EXIT BEAM!! (The spell launched her back on deck)... I'm going to break you until you're a robot!!
• Cyber John Silver: (Chuckles) Come on, bitch! Show me what ye got!
• Star: THERMONUCLEAR BUTTERFLY BLAST!!! (Blasts it at him with a massive explosion)......
• Coggs:... Yikes.
• Cyber John Silver: (Much of his body was damaged)... Is that all ye got?
• Star: Oh, I'm just getting started. After all... (She charged up her wand) Dead men tell not tales.
• Pauly: Red flag!
• Cyber John Silver: "(Mockingly) Oh, I'M SOOOOO SCARED?! As if that puny thing is ever gonna-"
• Star: (Did this while shouting Thermonuclear Butterfly Blast)

Yugi uses Berserker Soul - Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged Version

1:11-1:36

• Pauly: "(Looks at the burned Cyber John as he is but a torso and a head)...... Ohhhhhhh. The next family reunion is gonna be HELL!"
• The Loyalists of Cyber John look in shock!
• Marco: STAR, THE FUCK?!
• Star: He knows too much. He and his crew have. I can't let them live knowing this and give me a one-way ticket to St. Olga's!
• Marco: Can't you just erase his memory?
• Star: That's one of the spells I have yet to learn.
• Coggs: Try giving him a concussion that gives him amnesia. Helped me.
• Star: And let that bite me in the butt later? This is the only way. I'm NOT GOING TO ST. OLGA'S!!! THAT PLACE IS PRINCESS HELL!!! HE HAS TO DIE!!!
• Punkerbeard: "WAIT A MINUTE, LASS?! Sure, he's a dick, but, he's a family dick! He's no longer capable to fight back! There's no pirate's honor to kill an oppodent that can't fight anymore!"
• Star: You don't understand! I let him live, then he's going to tell anyone he can find including my mom about my adventures. She said that I was NOT to leave Earth. If she finds out I've been disobeying her on a regular basis, then she'll send me to St. O's! There's no other way.
• Marco: How about ANY other way? ANY AT ALL!!!
• Star: Marco, do you have ANY idea what they do to princesses at St. O's? They turn us into 'perfect princesses' and have a HUGE grudge against princesses like me. They DESPISE individuality. They turn us into something we're not. They take away our identities for the exact same one. If he lives, he's going to tell everyone and get me sent there.
• Coggs: "...... Ask yerself a simple question, Miss Star....... Do I really fear St. O's, infamous as it is, so much, that I would do actions no more superior then how the Skeleton Pirate King would do them?"
• Star began to realise the dilemma......
• Star: "..... By, all means, I don't want to be anything like HIM, but-"
• Coggs: "Then don't go automaticly thinking that taking the life of someone is of automatic benefit. Any even personal benefit is moot to the consiquences of taking a life. Now, I know Cyber John wasn't an honorable person, but he has friends and even some family members that care for him. They would seek to avenge him and rat yer tail out anyway if you take his life. It's a lose-lose-gambit. You would only end up in Olga's anyway."
• Star: Then what am I supposed to do?
• Punkerbeard: "Well, there's always..... (Brings out a button with some thred)...... The Thred and Button of silence. Sow this bad boy on someone, and they'll be silent forever."
• Star:... You're telling me to sow someone's mouth shut? Won't that ALSO mean death considering he won't eat?
• Punkerbeard: "We'll replace his stomich with a filter-feeder afterwords."
• Star:...... Am I the only one creeped out by what you're suggesting?
• (Deadpool): Trust me, princess, you aren't.
• Star: "Who the heck was-..... Actselly, ya know what? Forget about keeping him quiet, I'll take my chances leaving him alive."
• Punkerbeard: "Will it ease you that I think Cyber might be too trumatised anyway that he'll mentally block out this entire event for the rest of his life for how badly ye handed his butt to him?"
• Star:... Actually, it might. Reminders are the biggest brain curse EVAH! I have this stupid knack of unintentionally pinning something else as a reminder in my mind when focused on something else and it never goes away afterwards.... Buuuuut, just to make sure... (She casts a spell that brings him tormenting visions as he screams in fear)
• Coggs: Ye have a very dark mind, you know that?
• Star: I get that a lot. But the adventure was nice, and almost a waste of my weekend. It's a pain sitting in one classroom with a teacher I accidentally turned into a troll.
• Geartooth:... You are way weirder than I thought.
• Star: I get that a lot too. (Opens up a portal) See ya later me hearties. (She and Marco left)
• Coggs:... (To Geartooth) Seriously, why'd you go on John's side?
• Geartooth: He saved my father, Captain Gearbeard.
• Coggs: Figures.

Present

• Coggs: And we've been pals ever since.
• Marco: Yet sometimes he still calls me X-Marc.
• Girl Sora: Well it seems really dark to kill someone just to keep a secret, even for Star.
• Marco: She's done worse. Not exactly villain worse, but still wayward troublemaker worse. But yeah, Cyber John Silver never said a word. He could never ever fathom the trauma of a near-death experience.
• Coggs: So, enough about us. What brings ye misfits here?
• Twilight: We're looking for some people that were shanghaied here.
• Coggs: "Oh, you mean the weird realm jumpers that Punkerbeard recently found that had an impudent vulture man that boasted he can make things better then our current gear and is being put to work to prove it?"
• Twilight: "(Facepalms) Ughhhhh, Buzzord......."
• Dimentus: "Yeah, that's them. Care to say where they are?"
• Coggs: "In the punklabs, the most impourent and extremely fragle shorce of weaponry making place on our terratory."
• The Heroes have concerned scared faces!
• Coggs: "...... Why do I have a bad feeling that what I just said may be a bad place for them to go in?"
• Applejack: "..... Is it too late to warn ya'll that the Professor has a bad tendingcy to end up making inventions, that blow up in his face?"
• Coggs: "..... Do you, mean that metathoricly, or, litterally- (An explosion was heard as many ridiculous forms of ammunition went off everywhere)"
• (Pirate): THE AMMO DUMP!!!! IT'S RUIIIHIIHIIINEED!!!!!
• Coggs:... Literally.
• Twilight: Yeah, literally. There's this interdimensional magic millipede on the loose and is planning to marry a friend of mine, against her will. We need to secure our friends and stop him.
• Coggs: Well ain't you misfits a magnet for adventure?
• Sparx: Dude, adventure is like Bar Trash Cindy to us.
• Coggs: Who's that?
• Sparx: You don't wanna know. You just gotta take our word for it.
• Coggs: Well I might as well bring ye to the Punklabs.... Err, at least, what's potaintionally left, cause from the sound of THAT, things'll get pretty hectic there.

Punklabs Ruins.

• Buzzord and Punkerbeard are covered in soot as the other factily were seen having taken cover behind a steel door....
• Electross: "..... Ya see, Buzz, this is why Sparkle's trying to get you extra assistents."
• Yakhalla picked up Punkerbeard's hat and dusted it off....
• Yakhalla: "We're, (Placed the hat on him) Terrorably, sorry about the mess. We did fairly warned you about the professor's..... Ill-fortune with inventions."
• Spoonful: "People ALWAYS have to learn the hard way with Buzzord, I just know it."
• Punkerbeard: "..... (Coughs)...... My council, will NEVER let me live this mess down."
• Buzzord: "Ahhh, (Pats Punkerbeard) No sweat, Punker. Failure is just a stepping stone to success. Just make enough them and EVENTUALLY you'll get a winner!"
• Punkerbeard: "..... I DON'T THINK THE ENTIRE DIMENTION WOULD SURVIVE MORE EXPLOUDSIONS LIKE THAT, NEVER MIND THE TERRATORY?!"
• Buzzord: "(Sighs dejected), I'm fired, am I?"
• Punkerbeard: You're fired.
• Buzzord:..... Bah, I'm not even supposed to be here anyway. Neither of us are! We're practically just waiting for our friends to rescue us.
• Punkerbeard: "What friends?"
• Buzzord: Pal, I've been telling you since you found us. We're just passing time until friends from our dimension pick us up. Which by my calculations should mean they're right behind you right now.
• Star: Hi. (Punkerbeard yelped)
• Punkerbeard: FOR PETE'S SAKE, THE LOVEBIRDS OF THE ROYAL PORTS HAVE ALREADY PUT THE PIRATE SKULL KING BACK TO REST, WHAT MORE DO YA- (Realises it was Star)..... Oh, Star.... And an army of cartoon characters.
• SpongeBob: We're here for them.
• Punkerbeard: "Then by all means, take them. The dang buzzard ESPEICALLY?! He's like a clumsy loose cannon!"
• Buzzord: "Well, guess that means I might reconsider any plans to take the students to see this dimention with mannors like that! Good day, sir! (Returns to the Heroes with the others)."
• Punkerbeard: "Oy....."
• Dimentus: "Well there, we got them now. Now let's get to work. (Opens a new portal and takes everyone with him)......"
• Punkerbeard: "..... Coggs, please make contact with the Construction Pirates again."
• Coggs: "Already ahead of ya, captain. I asked a cabin boy to cover it."
• Punkerbeard: Pretty sure we're going to need EVERY cabin boy on the isles to fix this mess.
• Coggs: Well Cobb is a pretty useful kissass.
• Cobb: I'm right here, idiot. And it's not my fault I have OCD. Now you want this mess fixed? Then get out of my way! (Readies his cartoonishly detailed assistant robot arm)
• Punkerbeard: You know... This kid really impresses me.
• Coggs: "And he makes his parents proud. That's a double whammy right there."

Chapter 6: Wedding Interupted/The Final Battle

Millipede's Mansion.

• The group came back via opening a door in the same of a treasure chest top.
• Spoonful: "I must say, this Lord Millipede lives in sytile."
• Rarity: "I know, right? Fancy Pants would have an Inferority complex from this."
• Lightning Dust: "I think alot of rich people would feel inferior to this guy's house."
• Count Razoff: "I know I am."
• Dimentus: "Allright, halfwits, listen up. Millipede made any direct ability to enter the Romance Dimention dependent of this mansion. So we need to find the door to the Romance Dimnetion."
• Icky: "Let me guess, we need to find a heart-shaped door?"
• Dimentus: "Well...... Kinda not that simple. I mean yes, but, it has to be a spefific heart-shaped door. Picking the wrong one will just send ya to a simular but different dimention. Like the sex dimention, the valentimes dimention, The Cutie Pie Dimention, the Lunacorn Dimention-"
• Private: "(GASPS DRUMATICLY)! LUNACORNS ARE REAL?!"
• Dimentus: "Well, yeah. In fact, the Heart with an equine creature silluette is right about there, (Points to the door), but it is NOT relivent to- (Private zoomed off squeeing) AW WHAT THE- D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, KID?!"
• Private opens the door and jumps in!
• Skipper face-flippered......
• Skipper: "...... We'll get him back. (Skipper, Kolwalski, and Rico slid off right into that same door)......."
• Dimentus: "....... Am I allowed to say that you people are the most disorganised bunch I ever met?"
• Icky: "Don't worry, this is pretty much the final streach, we'll be done before ya know it."
• Star: "If I may, Mr. Dimentus, you seem awfully mean-"
• Dimentus: "YOU CAN THANK THE GODS DAMNED XEXAXEZ FOR THAT WHEN THEY DEVOURED MY DIMENTION?!"
• Silence.......
• Dimentus: "...... (Cleared throat) Ahem....... Sorry, just...... Sorry."
• The Lunacorn door reopened and Private was crying loudly!
• Private: "I NEVER GOT TO SAY HI TO PRINCESS TEETEE?!'
• Icky and Iago snickered!
• Kolwalski: "Calm down, Private! We'll visit the Lunacorns on better times!"
• Skipper: "Exactly! Right now, you got a mission to do!"
• Dimentus: "....... (Sternly) We're looking for a door with a true-love couple kissing at the center of an arrowed heart with frills on it and-"
• Pinkie was pointing drumaticly to it!
• Pinkie: "FOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?!"
• Dimentus: "WHAT THE, HOW DID YOU GET IT SO QUICKLY?!"
• Pinkie: "(Singalongy) It was under R!"
• The group now noticed that the doors were sectioned under isles......
• Barktrot: "How in Tartarus did we miss this prior to our earlier visit?"
• Dimentus: ".... Let's just go. (Gets to the door and opens it as the group enters.)"

Romance Dimention. This music was heard

Frozen - Love Is An Open Door (Disney Goes Hardcore) "Pop Punk Cover"

• A love concert was seen rocking out as couples were enjoying it!
• The Heroes arrived from the portal and saw the celebration.
• Icky: "..... Wow, this really IS a romance dimention. These various couples, whether different or same-sex, are having the time of their lives here!"
• Rarity: "It is simpley devine!"
• Applejack: "I bet Candence would LOVE this dimention."
• Lord Shen: "Okay everyone, now it's about time we- (Was intersected by Cupid Security) BAH?!"
• Cupid Security 1: "Bub bub bub! Hold it, realm jumpers. If you're here to come to the Romance Dimention, you need to be established as couples. Nobody wants to come here and be a sad loveless loner."
• Cupid Security 2: "(Goofy voice) Ha-yuck! It's the rules....."
• Star: "I got this. (Gets to the Cupid Security) Hey fellas. Listen, we're here on offictal hero business."
• Cupid Security 3: "(Brooklyn Accent) Heroes?..... Okay, who's being made to forcefully marry someone they don't like this time?"
• Squidward: "This happened before?!"
• Cupid Security 1: "11 times, THIS week, as a matter of fact."
• Mr. Krabs: Why does it feel like so many people are stealing that line from me in this episode?
• Lord Shen: "..... Why do you ALLOW these things to occure!?"
• Cupid Security 1: "Great exsirsize of drumatic love. Makes the love fireworks ESPEICALLY spectactuler."
• Cupid Security 4: "(Ben Stein) Well if you're here to stop an unfit marriage, you're gonna need the true lover present."
• Pinkie: "..... (Quietly) I think we may need to get Human Flash Sentry...."
• Dimentus: "...... (Sighs)...... (Gives himself an assimulation immunity) I'll be back. (Cuts opena portal with his claws and goes in)."

Human Equestria.

• Human Flash Sentry was seen chilling by the lake playing his gitaur.
• Human Flash Sentry: "(Hums himself a tune as he strums his Gitaur, as a shadow looms over him).... (Human Flash Sentry opens his eyes and saw Dimentus still as he was, to his shock)....."
• Dimentus: "...... How ya doing?"
• Human Flash Sentry screamed like a girl!
• Human Flash Sentry fainted.......
• Dimentus: "..... Ohhhhh, boy. (Picks up Human Flash Sentry and opens a portal, then goes in it)."

Back in the Romance Dimention.

• Dimentus came back holding Human Flash Sentry as a pony now.
• Patrick: "Oh why did ya bring Normal Flash Sentry?! Weren't you suppose to bring the human one?"
• Dimentus: "This IS the human one, idiot. It's just that without the assimulation aura, he just takes the common appearence."
• Magnum: "Well why is he unconjustus?"
• Dimentus: "He screamed like a wimp at me and fainted."
• Pleakly: "CAN YA BLAME HIM?! I MEAN, LOOK AT YOU?! (Quietly) You look like a monster!"
• Dimentus stared annoyed at that.....
• Samantha: "..... (Facepalms) Ohhhh, the Magilo Elders will NEVER let me hear the end of the humiliations Dimentus is made to put up with."
• Dimentus: "Can someone just wake his frilly ass up?"
• Patrick: (Gurgles up saliva and spits it on Human Flash)
• Human Flash Sentry: Wha... Where am I?... And WHERE ARE MY HANDS?!?
• Twilight: Hey Flash.
• Human Flash Sentry:... Twilight? Is that you?
• Iago: Well we got the cliché love interest with no character. Now we can get this party started.
• Human Flash Sentry:... Wait... Am I in the presence of so many recognizable cartoon characters? SpongeBob? Spyro? DreamWorks characters?... Did I fall asleep?
• Creeper: Well let's see. (Pinches him hardly as he yelped comically)... Nnnnope. Real as they come.
• Human Flash Sentry: "Well what the heck's going on, I- (Saw Dimentus) EEEEEEEEEEEEEEK?! THE SCARY ALIEN CREATURE FROM "A QUIET PLACE"?!"
• Icky: "Relax bud, trust me. You'd already be dead if he was actselly that. He's just a snarky asshole dimentional that's housing the AUU because his dimention got devoured by Galaxy People."
• Dimentus: "(Sarcasticly) Thanks for the compliment."
• Human Flash Sentry: "Can you guys please explain what's going on?!"
• Chi Fu: "You want the long story or the short?"
• Human Flash Sentry: Short please?

French Narrator: 12 Seconds Later...

• Human Flash Sentry: Wow. That WAS short. So Sunset's going to get forcefully married to this giant magic millipede? Gross.
• Icky: "And we LITTERALLY need your help on it because these guys say that an untrue mariage has to be countered by a true love."
• Human Flash Sentry: "Well sure, but, where even are they?"
• Lord Shen: "Millipede said that his marriage will take place in one of this realm's churches."
• Cupid Security 5: "Well, uh, did he spefifiy which one, cause, we have ALOT of love churches here."
• Gazelle: "..... I'm, going to give a wild hunch and say it's the one with the giant balloon of himself right over there. (Points to a love Church that has a Giant Millipede balloon)....."
• Icky: "Yikes. And I thought Darla Dimple had a massive ego with giant self incert balloons."
• Twilight: "Then come on, everyone?! We got a wedding to crash?! (The group charged off as the Cupid Security stayed behind)....."
• Cupid Security 1: "..... Boys? Get the hot coco ready, cause this love fireworks is gonna be great."

Love Church.

• The Group just about arrived, but saw some Roboloids standing guard at the church's front doors.....
• Lord Shen: "(Quietly) We need to devise a stragity against those bots-"
• Fluttershy whistles, as the Dog God appeared, started to bark and chase the Roboloids that were forced to retreat!
• Lord Shen: "..... Or, sic a giant outer god of all canines after them, that works too!"
• Icky: "Again, holiday, CRUNCH! Kinda why the producers gave up trying to make spefific holiday episodes since A Spongebob Spyro and Friends Christmas ended up delayed MORE THEN ONCE!"
• The Group charged right at the front door!
• Donkey: Hey guys, wait, wait, wait a minute. We wanna do this right, don’t we?
• Rainbow Dash: Donkey, we don't have time for this!
• Donkey: There’s a line, there’s a line we gotta wait for. Celestia is gonna say "speak now or forever hold your peace," and that’s when we say, "We object.”
• Shrek: All right, for the sake of helping Sunset, we'll play along. When does Celestia say the line?
• Donkey:... We gotta check it out.
• Star: "Okay, then we need to find a peepy hold."
• Icky: "Ya, MAAAAAAAAAY wanna rephrase that."
• Soon, Twilight, Rainbow and Fluttershy are airborne, looking in the window, carrying Donkey.
• (Celestia): Do you, Lord Millipede, take the lovely Sunset Shimmer...
• Shrek: What do you see?
• Twilight: Everypony in Equestria's in there. I'm surprised he was able to get all of them into the Romance Dimention.
• (Millipede): I do.
• Rainbow: They're at the altar.
• (Celestia): And do you, Sunset Shimmer...
• Donkey: (Gasps) Mother Fletcher, Sunny's about to say "I do"!
• Shrek: OH, FOR THE LOVE OF PETE!
• The squad bursts in!
• Everyone: WE OBJECT!!
• Sunset: Guys!
• Millipede: WHAT?! I thought those Fearbenders would keep a good grip on you?! But in all seriousness, it's rude enough being around where you're not welcome, but showing up uninvited to a wedding-
• Shrek: "AWWW, SAVE IT, BUG?! You lost the right to complain for trying to subugate us to those Fearbenders!"
• Gazelle: "Millipede, whether you want it or not, you need help?! You need to be kept from being a threat to the Multiverse and yourself! Or else the Xzars would NEVER leave you alone."
• Millipede: "Tch, I bested their Avatar. They got NOTHING!"
• Icky: "THEY'LL MAKE ANOTHER, WISE GUY?! And this time, they'll be sure to use an Avatar that had the chance to use the power of cosmic forces, PROPERLY! We just want that vicious cycle to end with your capture!"
• Lord Millipede: "Do you seriously think the Xexaxez will stop going after me if you just imprison me? HA?! Fat, chance?! How's about you misfits go bother someone else, or, better yet...... Why not go play with some, "Old Friends", to pass the time, (Began to conjure a summoning portal) WHILE I GET MY WEDDING IN ORDER!"
• Suddenly, an orange stone fell down and crashed, then a light glowed around it and broke, showing a freed Overlord Strangle!
• Spongebob: "OVERLORD STRANGLE?!"
• Bony Pieces Flew Around Everywhere and formed into Lamistan!
• Aurlena: "LAMISTAN?!"
• An annoying scream was heard as the Head of the Devious Puppet smacked into the pavement!
• Devious Puppet: "....... I'm okay!"
• Spyro: "DEVIOUS PUPPET?!"
• Freakmare laughed crazly as he swarmed in!
• Patrick/B.O.B.: "MONZ STAR'S GHOST?!"
• Viral Vi-Tor was digitised in and was given a stable form as a result.
• Sandy/Kolwalski: "VIRAL VI-TOR?!"
• Icky: "Hey, fair's fair, it has been 8 episodes, I think the producers feel better enough to give Double V a proper send off."
• Screaming was heard as Neighsay and his duo crashed in!
• Neighsay: "OW?!"
• El Jackasso: "OWIE?!"
• Bullshiton: "OOFA?!"
• Gallus: "Ohhhh, great. It's the Three Jackassateers."
• Neighsay, El Jackasso and Bullshiton got up and saw the more intimidating villains stareing at them, as the three wimply squeeled and ran to hid behind Luna in an embarrising fastion.....
• Lord Millipede: "...... (As the Summoning Portal Closed)..... Oh well, they can't ALL be winners. (Mindwarps the villains into serving him) Restored villains, attack the Lougers and throw them out of my wedding! They weren't invited?!"
• The Mindwarped villains charged!

Ms. Splosion Man Here Comes... The Bride (Song, HD)

• The Heroes began fighting back against the returned villains, all except Devious Puppet who's only a head, and the cowerdly hiding Neighsay and goons.
• Millipede: "..... (To Celestia) Okay Celly Belly, you're gonna have to skip to the part where you pronounce us as husband and wife!"
• Lord Shen: "(Holding off Freakmare's sythe) CELESTIA, DON'T?!"
• ???: Did she say "I do"? (Human Flash Sentry reveals himself, having snuck around the battle)
• Sunset: Uh, do I know you?
• Human Flash Sentry: Sunset, it's me, Flash.
• Susnet: "Oh so THAT'S what you look like as a pony!"
• Human Flash Sentry: But more importantly, did you say "I do"?
• Sunset: I was about to before the Shell Lougers showed up, so... no, I did NOT say "I do".
• Human Flash Sentry: (Dubbed as Westley) Then you're not married. In fact, why're you even agreeing to this? Aren't you already together with me?
• Sunset: He's got Equestria on a leash, so I don't have a choice.
• Millipede: "Sunny dear, this is between men now. And yes, I desided to be a man now! (To Human Flash Sentry) CAN YOU NOT BE THAT KIND OF DUDE, RIGHT NOW?! YOU DON'T EVEN OFFER ANYTHING TO HER OUTSIDE OF, GITAUR MUSIC?! I CAN GIVE HER ENTIRE DIMENTIONS OF HER CHOOSING?!"
• Human Flash Sentry: Okay, look, Freaky Millipede Guy, if Sunset isn't willing and is only doing it to protect Equestria, then that's not a marriage worth living. If you really love her, sometimes it's best to let her go.
• Millipede: I can't do that. I have no one else to turn to. Not my own likely all died out race, not any AUUian, NOT ANYONE?! Not even the Famegafairies?! I like to keep a professional relationship with my magic creations, thank you very much!?
• Human Flash Sentry: Yes you can. You're just saying that because you're not well.
• Millipede: STOP SAYING THAT!!! I AM PERFECTLY FINE!!!! I WANT A PURPOSE IN THE MULTIVERSE AFTER THIS MONSTER TOOK AWAY MY HOME!!! WHY IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!?
• Twilight: (Keeping Lamistan's lazer beam at bay with her own magic beam) BECAUSE IT'S NOT RIGHT!!!
• Millipede: Oh, sure, play the morality card?! I'd like to see you know right and wrong after your home and everything you ever loved was taken away from an unstoppable force. Oops! I'm sorry! IT WAS ALMOST THE CASE AT SOME POINT, WASN'T IT, SPARKLE?!
• Gazelle: "(While having Strangle in a leg-vicegrip) Well going around and causing trouble to other dimentions, whether meant or otherwise, isn't going to heal that pain!"
• Millipede: You people have yet to see TRUE pain! True pain is worse then comtemporary tragites like genoside, death of a love one, or even something so mundane as being seperated from a childhood friend?! True Pain, is seeing the entire realm you grew up in, MINDLESSLY DEVOURED BY CREATURES USED TO DESTROY DIMENTIONS THAT GET TOO POWERFUL?!
• Dimentus: "(Held off a pixel attack from Vi-Tor) Hey get in line, bud. Ya ain't the only one ornery about that! I at least had my people take the harsh lesson to heart! You're going around being a prick to everyone!"
• Millipede: And you would know, PRICK?! If this monster that murdered my entire dimension can't be stopped, then there's no point in being bound by morals you can't fight for. It's not fair to live a life being chased by something impossible to stop.
• Devious Puppet: "WHAT THE F*** IS EVEN GOING ON HERE?!"
• Puss in Boots: "OLE! (Kicks the Devious Puppet right into a soccer goal) SCORE NUMBERIO UNO FOR THE LOUGERS?!"
• Devious Puppet: "...... I think I missed being inside the whale."
• Star: "Okay, this is starting to get weird now. (Readies ones) Fate Restoration! (Casts a spell that restored the villains into their original fates as they disappeared with pops)."
• Neighsay: "I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON ANYMO- (Pops as he and the fates of El Jackasso and Bullshiton are restored back to their original locations)."
• Millipede: "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! (Readies staff) I ALWAYS have to be the one to do EVERYTHING around here?!"
• Skipper: "KOLWALSKI, PRIATE, RICO, ON ME?! (The four charged, but Millipede fired a ray that turned the Penguins, into living rubber chickens)!....... WE'VE BEEN TURNED INTO NOVELTY COMEDY PROPS?!"
• Tigress was charging in for a surprise attack!
• Millipede: "BAD KITTY?! (Zaps Tigress as she turned into a child)...."
• Young Tigress: "(Lands down)...... (Mews)."
• Hudson: "WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS, (CHARGES IN FLYING) LEAVE IT TO THE TUR- (Millipede zaps Hudson and turns him into a Gorrich)...... (Wimpfully) Bo. (Comedicly fell down in the punchbowl)"
• Millipede: "OH NOT IN THE PUNCH BOWL?! IT TOOK MY CHEF FOREVER TO GET IT JUST RIGHT?!"
• Spongebob: "Now, in all fairness, Mr. Millipede, you uh, kinda only have yourself to blame for- (He and Patrick get zapped) THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT (The two turned into a realisitic Sponge and Starfish)....."
• Patrick: "Spongebob, what is that smell?"
• Spongebob: "That, Patrick, is the smell of humiliation."
• Patrick: "Good, I thought it was my skin."
• Gazelle quickly readies the Uniter blade.
• Millipede: "Get ready to wish you stayed in Zootopia, Hornhead! (Zaps Gazelle and turns her into a kid again as the Uniter Blade was illsuited for her use now)."
• Younger Gazelle: "Sorry guys, I'm out! I think the Uniter Blade is for adults only! The size doesn't compliment my now kidifived body."
• Dimentus: "Hey geniuses?! Try going after his staff?! We drain him of power and he'll be nothing but an oversize crawler!"
• Mantis: "Now he tells us! (Mantis charged) MANTIS CLAWS OF PAIN?! (Millipede zaps Mantis) DAHHHH, IT DIDN'T WORKED?! (Gets turned into an action figure) (Po catches him)!...."
• Po: "..... I was right. He is the same height."
• Millipede: "UGH?! And once again, I am DISAPPOINTED IN YOU GUYS?! (Human Flash and Sunset were seen working togather) You people, managed to defeat Darkspawn and some of the meanest sons of bitches of both Original and Alternate Universes, yet it's little ol' ME who gives ya trouble?! I can't believe I pretended to be a sorry sap, (Human Flash Sentry grabbed a gift skate board) That was actselly a fan of you guys- (Human Flash Sentry Skate boarded across the alter and snagged the staff away from Millipede) WHAT THE?! (SQUEALS)?! GIVE IT BACK?! PLEASE?!"
• Shifu: "He's vulerable now?!"
• Dimentus: "Then keep him down while I get to work on depowering that staff!"
• The remaining heroes kept a helpless Millipede surrounded as Human Flash Sentry got to Dimentus.
• Buzzton: "OH DEAR?! OH DEAR?! (Brings up a radio) Master C.O.N.T.R.O.L., GET THE ROBOLOIDS TO COME TO THE CHURCH ENMASS, IT'S AN EMERGENCY?!"
• Static interfearence.....
• Buzzton: "Master C.O.N.T.R.O.L.?!"
• Nanobyte bursted out of the radio, surprising Buzzton and Buizz!
• Nanobyte: "Oops, your only way to get more bots is broken. Did I do that?"
• Buizz: "....... Dude..... Not, cool."
• Tyberious Jr. grabbed the both of them.
• Tyberious Jr.: "Well neither is helping an unfit wedding. (Bonks both Buzzton and Buizz in the heads, knocking them out)."
• Millipede: "Misfits, wait! Let's talk about this! I'll give ya everything you could want! Money! Power! Your own universe! Women! Er, well, or men if you're a girl or if you go THAT way! I don't judge! Making your fantasies come true! I'll even reveil the meaning of life! I'll give you people first dibs at the wedding cake if we can just- (The group pounce right onto Millipede?!) D'OW?! PLEASE LET ME GO?! I NEED TO HAVE MY STAFF WITH ME AT ALL TIMES, OR I WOULD END UP LIKE HEISEI GODZILLA AND HAVE AN EPIC MELTDOWN THAT'LL TEAR A HOLE THE SIZE OF RUSSA INTO THE MULTIVERSE FABRIC AND CREATE A MULTIVERSE BLACK HOLE, THEN IT'LL EXPAND AND SWALLOW EVERYTHING!?"
• Dimentus: "Then all the damn more reason to drain this staff of magic. It's for everyone's own good."
• Millipede: "NO?! NO PLEASE?! I DON'T WANT THAT NEITHER?! IF YOU DRAIN THAT STAFF, I'LL LOSE MY MANA COMPLETELY, THEN I'LL BE JUST A NORMAL GIANT MILLIPEDE?! THEN HOW WILL YOU FIX YOUR FRIENDS, GENIUS?!"
• Star: "Fate Restored! (Turns the infected heroes back to normal)......"
• Millipede: "........ Oh that is just unfair- (Dimentus started to do a chant) NO NONONONONONONONO- (Large flash) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"

A large exploudsion of freed mana was seen spreading across the multiverse!

• Dust settled, as it was shown that Millipede is now trapped to a body simular to Millimer, but still relitively himself, and the Famegafairies were turned into normal AUUian flies.
• Dimentus held onto Millipede's staff, as it coughed out Asper's broke spear as Bloosomma appeared out in surprise!
• Bloosomma: "WHOA THAT WAS INTENSE?! (Looks to see she was in a new place)...... What, exactly did I miss?"
• Sunset was back to being a pony, as Human Flash Sentry hugged her, then the two kissed as heart-shaped fireworks occured!
• Millipede's staff began to cough up two more things, a master control for the Roboloids, and the key to Millipede's Mansion.
• Hekapoo picked them up.
• Hekapoo: "And that mansion just got claimed by the Magic Comission."
• Dimentus: "Welp, think that's about it. It's now just a walking stick at this point. (Drops the staff)...."
• Donkey: (Chuckles) Celebrity marriages. They never last, do they?
• Millipede: "(Covers his eyes and started to cry)....... I just wanted to love?! To have a purpose?! Now I'm dead?!"
• The doors slammed open as it was seen that some Xirds were at the front door......
• Smarter Xird: "...... Presenting....... The Xlanturn of Fate."
• The Xirds began to chant "Xlanturn"."
• The Xirds moved asided as a galaxy-robed being flouted forth, reveiling to be a robed creature with a large pulsating red eye leaking blood red smoke with a skull producing more of it, as it turned a lanturned with more blood-red ether, as it approuched Millipede, who covered his eyes to the whole thing......
• X-Fate: "........ Mannnnaaaaaaapede....... The Xlanturn, has recorded, many of your sssssssssssssssssssssssssinssssssssssssssssssssssssss."
• Millipede started to wimper phathicly as he kept his eyes closed and covered.
• X-Fate: "Sssssssinsssss this great, are not, forgiveable, Maaaannnnaaaaapede."
• Millipede: "(SCARED) OH SKIP THE THEMATICS AND GET TO THE PART WHERE YOU THROW ME INTO AN XEXAXEZ'S EYE-MOUTH ALREADY?! JUST MAKE IT QUICK AND SPARE ME THE ANPISPATION?!"
• X-Fate: ".... Ordenarly, this would've been granted, but...... This is not what the Xlanturn has desided."
• Millipede: "I JUST WANT TO SAY, THAT I BLAME ALL OF YOU ASSHOLES FOR- (Stops)...... (Gives a small peak to the X-Fate)......... Le Excuse me?"
• X-Fate: "Due to an Avatar being proven, ineffective, as per an anomamous deal maker's request, that the Xlanturn desided to leave you, at their hands..... For you, are rendered no longer able to change the desteny of dimentions and universessssssssssssss....... The Xexaxez only desire the elimination of the threat, not always what the threat enbodimented..... Only for as long as the threat is gone, one way or the other, the Xexaxez, (Leaves in reverse) Have no need to claim you, Maaaaannnnnnaaaaaaapeeeddeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. (Vanishes into nothing as the Xirds began to leave)......"
• Icky: "...... (Pooped an entire stack of bricks out).......... Did I just s*** out bricks."
• Starlight: "Well, that was...... Nightmare-fuelly."
• Starswirl: "That is what to expect from X-Fates, holders of the Xlanturns, Xexaxez artifacts of final judgement. They are utilised to sentence dimentionals to certain fates, or even be archbringers of a warning to an offending universe. And often, the only warning before a Universe gets too powerful."
• Millipede was at a disbelief......
• Millipede: "....... The Xexaxez...... Just...... Gave me up?"
• Gaster: "Well, ya kinda have me to thank for that. I was so crappy as an Avatar, even if because of YOU, that the galaxy monster that made me one basicly had to let the lougers have you, just to save his ass. He was too embarrised to still come after you after that."
• Millipede: "...... I, I don't understand, (Breaks into crying) I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND?! THIS, THIS IS NOT THE SAME XEXAXEZ THAT ATE MY DIMENTION, I, (Breaks into utter sobs and plops down)!?"
• Icky: "..... Well great, he's basicly crying that his boogieman turned out to be false hype and cried his heart out cause he was afraid of nothing. Kinda like, a reverse discovery of a Fake Santa Claus."
• Dimentus: "It's not nessersarly that..... That's just the biggest synptom of PTXRSD, occures espeically around close calls: A near death break-down. Espeically happens when an Xexaxez or any of their pals almost got ahold of you, and you just bawled your eyes out..... (Solumly) I should know...... I had the same reaction when I managed to convince a Xlanturn to spare my people. After that, ya go through a major personality shift. You end up a bitter piece of shit. And bet'ya, he ain't gonna be so flamboyent anymore."
• Patrick: "Wow. Poor guy."
• Sparx: "I'm feeling like we should try to make the guy feel better with truckloads of dairy queen and a baker's dozen of Macdonalds."
• Dimentus: "No, it's proper to let him have his cry uninterupted. His mind's going through a major trial right now. He's now a hurricane of broken emotions."
• Vancer: "..... What a baby. (Xandy smacked him) OW?!"
• Sunset sighed at what shample of a bug Millipede became now.
• Human Flash Sentry: "..... It's okay, Sunset. (Hugs her) We did what we had to do."

Later...

• The Magic Commission was seen collecting all of the Roboloids and former Famegafairies, along with a blank stareing Millipede.
• Sunset looked on.....
• Star: "..... Don't worry about Millipede, he'll be kept safe, and the scary galaxy people will leave him alone now."
• Sunset: "I know that, but..... I felt like, all he wanted was a friend. He felt, so alone. He was like, he's still a child in some way."
• Starlight: "Sis, don't worry, Millipede will recover. Granted, he'll be, bitter about not being able to marry you, but, if we can, I'll help you make amends with him and get him to accept you as a friend. It'll, take time, and, I'll have to learn dimention travel spells, but other then that, you have my promise as a sister that your Hearth's Warming Gift woulld be a chance to make amends."
• Sunset: "..... Well, the fact that you would offer it, is a great early present. (Hugs Starlight) Thanks, sis."
• Melman: "..... Can we go back to have Thanksgiving now?"
• Spike: "Speaking of that, I think Pinkie's making sure the Wedding Cake and other food doesn't go to waste."
• Pinkie was seen going nuts with the food and the cake as in the speed fighter then light, everything seen was redused to nothing!
• Pinkie: "(Blouted)...... Best, pre-Thanksgiving Dinner...... Ever. (Burps!)"
• The Heroes laughed.
• Bloosomma: "No seriously, what the junk just happened, cause one minute I was stuck with Asper, the next, I'm here?! Am I ever gonna get an explanation?!"
• Glossaryck poofed in!
• Glossaryck: "SISTER?!"
• Bloosomma: "BRO?! (The two hugged)..... I'll ask later."
• Star: Well I guess it's back to Mewni for us.

Epilogue

Heroes Act Briefing Room

• (Calixto): (On screen) Well the results of your mission were successful. However, Vance and Zosimo have broken several regulations. Vancer has displayed impatience and insubordination that almost got him killed, and Zosimo has displayed dishonesty, mistrust, and manipulation amongst his teammates.
• Vancer: Well how would you feel if you kept wasting time going in circles and almost dying? Besides they turned up good results.
• (Calixto): The ends do not justify the means.
• Zosimo: Hmmph. Told you so.
• (Calixto): And as for YOU, Zosimo, you manipulated and lied to your own teammates because you do not trust them.
• Zosimo: I HAD to. Xandy was almost close to becoming a villain and I have to make sure she is kept from cracking. Vance here has no discipline, Aurlena is too reckless, Hudson's a great flyer but has maturity issues, Tether still tends to react badly to hybrid slur, Tyberious Jr was the son of a xenophobic inquiztional madman, Hawkens..... Is Hawkens. My point is that this group is a team of extreme eccentrics or unstable bodies! I cannot afford to have their faults be used against us.
• Tether: Asshole.
• Hawkens: "Ditto."
• Tyberious Jr.: "Double."
• Hudson: "Ohhhh, it's my drill sargent all over again!"
• (Calixto): You ALL clearly have problems with discipline and good teamwork with each other now. Now, Zosimo, I agree with these concerns about any possable issues, but it doesn't help mend them by not giving them a chance! So, as of now, Zosimo is no longer acting leader, Cloakblade will be taking his place as comtemporary due to her espeically great preformice in the Eather part of the mission, and Vance remains Class I.
• Vance: WHAT?! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!
• Cloakblade: Vance, you dare to show disrespect to our Councilor? Haven't you learned better from tha-
• Vance: YOU STAY OUT OF THIS, YOU NINJA MONKEY WHORE!!!! IS IT ANY WONDER WHY YOUR BOYFRIEND'S PARENTS WANTED TO MAKE HIM MARRY AN IMPERIAL PRINCESS?!
• Cloakblade: (Exclaimed comically) VANCE!!
• Vance: I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE ACTING LEADER NOW, I WILL NOT ACCEPT THIS ACT!!! THIS IS WHAT ZOSIMO WANTS!!!
• Zosimo: "Well, it's kinda bittersweet to me now since Calixto has desided that I am done as comtemporary leader now. Not like I can ACTSELLY enjoy this decidtion."
• Vance: "WELL THIS WHOLE THING SUCKING FOR YOU DOESN'T MEAN THAT ME STILL BEING A CLASS I DOESN'T SUCK MORE?!"
• (Calixto): Well throwing a fit about it isn't gonna change matters, Vance. For your sake, ya might wanna practice some patience. Rules are still rules. Until you can learn such, you are not allowed in the Class II armory. Weapons are a privilege. This kind of behavior can be dangerous. We have those clearance-based armories for a reason. We can't offer that firepower to just anybody.
• Cloakblade: He's correct. You WILL respect his decisions. It's the honorable thing to do, and it's for your own good.... And that goes double for you, Zosimo. You will have to reearn our trust for your lies and deception just as Vance must reearn his armory privileges.
• (Calixto): Then it's settled. Both of you, take this time to think about what you've done, because they are not the actions of a hero. Good day. (Ends transmission)
• Vancer:... (To Zosimo) THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!! (Storms out, causing some things to fall)...
• Zosimo: "...... (Sighs)....... (Quietly) Sometimes I forget how much I acted that way to my folks."

Heroes Act Cafeteria, 3 Days Later...

• Libby: (As they ate, Vancer had charred hands and sat far away from the others)...... Only a few days since Banquet Day, and he still hasn't gotten over still being a Class I hero?
• Tether: Yeah. He cancelled his holiday trip with his girlfriend because of this.
• Telthona: Worse off, he got suspended trying to sneak into the Class II armory.
• Zosimo: Well, he shouldn't expect to get off scott-free after breaking the rules. Nobody is above them.
• Xandy: "Ugh, really, Zosimo?"
• Zosimo: "..... Okay, I admit, that was basicly kicking him while he was down..... (Sighs)..... Look, I'll talk to Calixto about giving Vancer his position back, but I can't promise miricles, okay? Calixto is just as serious about rules as I am! If not even MORE serious."
• Jorcori: "Perhaps, you would like for me to vouch for Vancer as a newfound member?"
• Zosimo: "Look, I know you said you have mad persaysion skills, but given that your people's previous emeperor never actselly took you THAT seriously, these skills are kinda in doubt because of how he was even smarter then you gave him credit for. I'm not confident Calixto would be any easier. He's a member of the Grand Council. As a burocrate, he's mentally trained to resist silver tongues his whole life to avoid accepting deals and ideas that might not be worth it in the end. He's deffently not gonna bow to a punishment being reversed."
• Jorcori: "But consider the fact I was able to ask Bloodich to allow me to explain myself."
• Zosimo: "Likely because the sadistic fuck wanted to watch how phathicly you would beg to him. You were lucky that sadists could never resist pleas for mercy. And as before, there's no garrentie that Calixto would entertain the idea of undoing Vance's punishment. He's more then a strict follower of the HA's rules, HE WROTE THEM!"
• Jorcori: "Know that I can appeal to anyone's best, or worse nature. And Calixto's best nature is that he wants the HA to be in their best. And one of them being demoralised would not be in his interests. I will appeal to him on that."
• Zosimo: "Tch, good luck. Calixto will see that 100 miles coming and-"
• Jorcori: Zo...... You want to know something that you fail to understand and Calixto knows too well?... Heroes must have compromise. I must remind you that you were punished too because of your gall to mistrust your own teammates because of how different they are and lie about it. You put your own views above theirs, and that is not good leadership...... Which is why I can correctly assume that you are being worked out and frustrated beyond belief because of every single screw-up they cause. The Heroes Act needs a real leader.... Which is why I will see to it that not only will Vance be Class II again, but to ensure an incident like that doesn't happen again, I think it's time you finally got a leader.
• Zosimo:...... What kind of enigmatic mind do you have?
• Jorcori: It's a gift.
• Zosimo: Well the Leader Initiative has been under debate since the fall of the Villains Act. The UUniverses are so big that it's not going to be easy to find a hero who has the best compromise ever. It might take awhile for even the Grand Council to find one.
• Jorcori: "True. But until then, you must practice the impourence of compromise. At least agree that Vance looks miserabe in his current state."
• Zosimo: "(Takes a good long look at how miserable Vancer is, and began to see his younger self.....)..... (Sighs), (Quietly) Dag nabbit, I just became my parents..... (Ahem)...... Okay, Jory, ya made yer point. I'll, see if I can work something out with Calixto."
• Jorcori: Good. I do not wish to have you all torn apart because of incidents like that. You need proper guidance. So I will make it my first mission as a member of the Heroes Act to find a leader that can be the glue that holds us together.
• Zosimo: "Well, not just that.... I think we need to give Vance another chance to really make good with his girlfriend and her folks."
• Hudson: "Well, with Kraansmas next, I got the perfect idea for that. I hear that Hoihoi is giving out specials for holiday getaways. Think Vance's girlfriend and her parents would like that?"
• Zosimo: ".... Actselly, I think, it would be the start of a right direction."

Hekapoo's Dimension

• Xird:... The bargain is returned. Lord Millipede and Mewmans will be spared.
• Hekapoo: (Sighs) Thank the Outer Gods.
• Xird: But be warned that there's a reason why we never went after Mewmans after they left their destroyed dimension. Your fears of us targeting foster dimensions are false. We only target those set for execution.
• Hekapoo:... (Worried) And?
• Xird: Our master had no involvement in the Mewman Purge, nor any direct or even indirect control of it. He bares no respondsability for what happened to the old Mewman Dimention.... That belongs to another... And you may find yourself knowing his chosen avatar. Be ready for their trial soon. (Vanishes)...
• Hekapoo:... Avatar?... Who could possibly be that avatar?

Butterfly Castle

• ???:... (The Castle was under night and a familiar crater was seen and familiar green black goo was seen and started glowing as it started expanding and it eventually took form)... (Toffee was fully regenerated)...
• Toffee:...... Like I said, Princess...... ONLY I KNOW HOW THIS ALL TURNS OUT!!! (Cackles and gets Xird eyes, then the camera pans away to the wall to show that Toffee began to grow astrel wings)

Fin?.......