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To Let Go, Or To Be Sad Forever is an Episode Special for the 2nd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Sadness is still strong in the island of Berk. Since the events of How to Train Your Dragon 2, Everyone, even the humble Giants, are saddened by the loss of what was a noble Viking. Even though Hiccup is the new leader of the Vikings, Stoick has been lost to everyone for a while, and he was a great half-member of the High Council. Because of this, Drago Bludvist has been declared an enemy of the UUniverses, and has forbidden villains of ANY kind, espeically the Villain teams to befirend/recruit him, as efforts to capture him are being set into motion to give Drago the worse punishment possible. But that's the least of everyone's concern. Hiccup, is strongly still depressed by his father's death even though he has found his long-lost mother, Valka, and has started to fail as Chieftain, and the taunting of a local outcast named Grimoors the Nasty Mouthed, has worsen it. The Lodgers, the visiting Ponies, and his friends do all they can to try and help him move on. Toothless, being technically responsible even though he was being controlled, has been strongly ashamed of himself, and has returned to the very pit that started it all to mope, roar at himself, and even hurt himself in shame. But something seemingly impossible happens. Stoick suddenly appears alive and well. And surprisingly not burned and wet considering he was given a Viking's funeral. Everyone, espeically Hiccup couldn't be more happy to have him back. However, the dragons have started to act strange. They started to either fear or growl threateningly in Stoick's presence, as if something is not right. They couldn't be anymore right. Unbeknownst even to the wisest Lodgers, This "Stoick" is nothing more then an imposter of Darkspawnic origins. His name is Sombor, the Darkspawn Lord of Grieving and Solace. He is a strangely, odd-minded Darkspawn, as unlike traditional Darkspawn, Sombor likes to spread happiness and hope to those who lost their loved ones, by being their loved one. He has a dark sense of giving them happiess in return of having them secretly obey him, admire him, even love him, as someone who already gets that, and it powers him that he can keep the illusion for many years, and he intents to absorb an island's worth of everyone's love for Stoick. That is, if Astrid, Toothless, and the Lougers can't somehow stop this. How did this Darkspawn escape the Banished Realms? Was he even sent there to begin with? What will our heroes do next?

Transcript

Chapter 1: The Great Changes of Berk

Berk

  • (Hiccup): This is Berk. It's been over 5 years since we've tamed dragons. Dragons have been moving in, and our lives have been going very well... Until rather recently. We were threatened by a new evil, unlike anything we've ever known. Another evil that has somehow tamed dragons long before we have. An evil by the name of Drago Bludvist. He intended to raise an army of dragons to take over our world. As for me and Toothless, well, we found something unexpected. We found my long-lost mother. Turns out, she has kept an entire sanctuary of dragons, and has been with them as long as Drago might have been. Our battle against Drago was brutal and bitter. And of all the casualties that ever occurred in that battle...it was my father. Toothless was being controlled by Drago, and intended to kill me until my father sacrificed himself to save me. It was very awful, and I briefly didn't forgive my own dragon for it. Since we won the Battle for Berk, I have taken my father's place as leader of Berk's Vikings. It's been a month since that time, and at first, I seemed to lead very well. But a day doesn't go by when I don't think about when I've lost the one parent that's raised me all my life. That's when the Shell Lodge Squad came to bring their sympathy. Especially when the High Council has gotten furious of my father's demise....

Dragon Gaurdian Temple.

  • Members are at an uproar!
  • Ignitus: "What has became of Stoick is an unpresidented tragity!"
  • Cyril: Indeed.
  • Terrador: Stoick was a great minor member of the High Council. He was brave, fearless, and took the greatest risks. He helped us defeat the Villain League several times, and even though a 3rd Season is being planned for the Cartoon Network series next year, I don't know if the series itself will do well without him. Stoick died as he lived, and our Council might never be whole again.
  • Master Chao: Which is why we have decided to do a huge favor for Berk. We are going to hunt down Drago Bludvist however we can, arrest him, and carry out the worst possible punishment for him. Not execution, though, we don't roll that way.
  • Yen Sid: We shall decide the punishment later. After the Lodgers stopped that AUU pirate problem, we have already ensured that they will go to Berk to offer their sympathy. We have also told them that if they ever see Drago, he must be captured on sight. There's no way he can flee his homeworld with no access to other-worldly travel.
  • Mamma Odie: And I fear we might have to do it quick. Who knows what his next move of revenge will be when we're too late.
  • Celestia: It might be a while for him to regain a dragon army, too. But he is still a master of evil, and he'll do anything to take over his world.
  • Yen Sid: "We must also ensure no other villain attemts to make an ally out of him! A villain capable to wound the High Council like this will be considered an automatic faverite for the villains teams, espeically the leage."
  • King Triton: Absolutely. If someone as smart as he is would be included in the Villain League, they might gain access to controlling the dragons of Berk. A power that we've tried so hard to prevent them from obtaining.
  • Luna: Then it's settled. Drago Bludvist must be found and captured, and we must convince the media to spread warning of Drago's reputation, and never let any Villain Team find it.
  • Zordon: And lucky for us we keep a Media-Restriction Agency for such a scenario. They are needed to us when we require limited publishing of any kind of news whatsoever.
  • Master Chao: We won't bring any rewards for the capture of Drago. This is a private matter, and only authorized heroes like us and the Shell Lodge Squad are allowed to capture him. There will be no money involved, either. This is just a matter of justice.
  • Zeus: We shall get the MRA ready within the hour.

Later...

  • (Hiccup): And sure enough, the entire UUniverses was aware of the great tragedy of my father's death and the warnings of Drago Bludvist. All except the villains. Strict penalty were to be made for anyone who helps a villain team with the discovery of Drago. But that's not what this story is about. This story is about what is going on in Berk while that search was going on.

Berk

  • SpongeBob: (The Shell Lodge Van flies into the area, and they come out to see the new statue of Stoick)... Wow, they made a statue of him?
  • Lord Shen: Wasn't exactly what I was expecting to see first.
  • Patrick: I just can't believe a main character died in this world. I mean, I know death is great drama fuel in movies, but really?
  • Shifu: A lot of main characters die in movies like ours all the time, Patrick. We just have to accept that death is a window from which no one can climb out of. Now, let's go see Hiccup and his mother, Valka. We must introduce ourselves to her.
  • Icky: "Ya know, assuming she doesn't freak out that talking animals and dragons just talked to her and said "Hi there, Neighber"."
  • Tuilo: "Firstly, we're not all talking animals, and I am sure Hiccup told her about us."
  • ???: "There you guys are."
  • Gobber came.
  • Gobber: "Took ya long enough. I know you had to deal with a few space pirates, but it's still great you showed up at all."
  • Spongebob: "Thanks for understanding."
  • Gobber: "I look forword to hear the tale. And I have heard snippits about a misunderstood pirate hero, and something about a pirate ghost skeleton monster."
  • Icky: "Wow, news travels fast, didn't it?"
  • Gobber: "Well, the giants have newspaper privages. The UU DAILY is an unbeliveabley fast force. It's also amazing they have giant newspapers. How did they get that much paper without cutting down a forest's worth of trees?"
  • Cynder: "The wonders of recycling, Gobber."
  • Fidget: "How's Hiccup doing?"
  • Gobber: "Well..... He's been better..... He's been a great leader, don't me wrong, but, it seems as if, he doesn't seem.... Happy, lately. He's so depressed, he would make Mildew look like Morgmog the Jolly, and even Morgmog isn't so jolly these days!"
  • Spyro: "I see..... Well, Ignitus told us that Celestia and the main 6 are visiting as well to give their sympathy, also, something concerning about a new opening in High Council ranks."
  • Gobber: "New opening?"
  • Icky: "Well, given that Stoick got axed, the boys in office felt incomplete without Stoick, as minor he was. The guy was a great contributer in the fights against the jerk-offs in the leage. This is seriously as canon altering then even when it was desided by Hasbro to make Discord a good guy and when they give Twily wings. Hasbro needs to slow things down alittle, the show changes faster then how the Roadrunner wins a NASCAR race, 500 times!"
  • Cynder: That's why the High Council is placing heroes all over the UUniverses to try and find Drago as hard as they can, and bring him to justice.
  • Gobber: Well, good luck with that. It might be hard to locate him since he's one of the smartest villains we ever encountered. With Valka back after all these years, life in Berk has gone on rather well for the past month.... Mostly. As previously stated, Hiccup isn't doing rather well, and Toothless... Well, he's been having trouble, too. He's been blaming himself for technically causing Stoick's death. That's one of the reasons why Drago is a horrible person. He might've known that Toothless would be abandoned, and allow him to gain easy control to him. Valka was able to convince Hiccup to fogive Toothless since it wasn't entirely his fault.
  • SpongeBob: So, where's this 'Valka' lady? We know she's Hiccup's mother, but we never had the chance to meet her face-to-face.
  • ???: I'm over here. (Valka herself appears)
  • Icky:... Wowza! (Dubbed as Phoebus) What a woman!
  • Gobber: I know. I once flirted with her until I realized she was Stoick's wife. Was THAT a weird turn of events for me.
  • Shifu: It is an honor to meet you.
  • Valka: Honor's all mine. If you want to meet Hiccup, he's over there. (Points at the main building)
  • Spyro: Well, thank you. (The group go off to that.)

Chapter 2: Hiccup's Struggles

Main Hall.

  • The Lougers enter.
  • The Main Hall became more, solum and quiet then the usual busting hall it was.
  • Icky: "Wow...... No big feast? Where's the guests?"
  • ???: "You're just.... Early."
  • Hiccup was seen sitting on what was his father's throwne, looking depressed.
  • Spongebob: "Hey Hiccup.... How's, being a leader doing for ya, huh?"
  • Hiccup: "(Sighs)...... I'm sorry if I am, unenfusiatsic lately, but.... What can you expect from someone, who not only has a huge burden on him to watch over an entire tribe of Vikings, but he ends up getting back one parent, only to lose another. It almost seemed like, Odin desided to be cruel that day, in where my mother turned out to be alive, only for dad to....."
  • Icky: "Tecnecally, it's the ultamate case of bad luck, bro."
  • Shifu: "Please know your sadness is not something exspearenced by only yourself."
  • Sparx: "Yeah, the High Council has offitcally blacklisted that A-hole Drago! The Villain Teams are gonna be forbidden to even have even a minor thing to do with him!"
  • Hiccup: "....... Why, didn't the High Council, came to help us when Drago was causing trouble if they cared for him?"
  • Po: "Well, firstly, because of complincated copyright issues, some of the High Council members aren't even part of Dreamworks. Secondly, it happened so quickly, they didn't noticed it in time. The High Council practicly blamed themselves something like this happened and they didn't do anything to stop it! It's almost as bad to them as the Taiklar mess."
  • Cynder: "Even powerful heroes and gods can't be everywhere at once in an expanded universe."
  • Hiccup: "......."
  • Tigress: "Please know that if we have the chance to give Drago the punishment he desevres, we shall not hesitate."
  • Hiccup: "..... Like you promised Kairi she's a hunderd percent safe, and yet, almost rotinely, something, if not the villain leage, comes along and does her harm? Like, when you were attacked by a demented spirit, or when B.O.B. turned into a REAL monster?"
  • Po: "Well, come on, everyone has bad days."
  • Hiccup looks abit angry.
  • Hiccup: "Well sorry, but somehow, I don't think Drago has anything to fear from you guys."
  • Trixie: "Oh why not?"
  • Hiccup: "........ Your imperfect heroes."
  • Icky: "Oh boy. Depressed Hiccup's gonna give us the same crud our critics give to us every day."
  • Hiccup: "Beyond that! Firstly, remember Adrian? The guy hated you guys for not saving him from that abusive apple seller?!"
  • Sandy: "Look, we weren't like this at the time, we could've been legitamently hated by the people of Agrabah for helping a thief. Also, Adrian just had real bad karma on him. His mistake to encourage Audrey 2's bad behaveior, was his own."
  • Hiccup: "Then there's also refusing to help those hamsters from Desteny Islands in that, Ham-Dam place."
  • Spyro: "A strict code about being involved in a war and a deludional chief named McFluffy were the only things respondsable for the mess."
  • Hiccup: "Are they ALSO respondsable for what happened that rebelion against that antelope Tzekel-Kan wanna-be?"
  • Shifu: "Not exactly. It was also because of a deludional dwarf prince."
  • Hiccup: "You made the mistake to actselly trust Qui?!"
  • Icky: "In our defence, had we known better, we would've locked her and Narcotic in the van and be done with QP indefently."
  • Hiccup: "Oh, and remember that machine that tried to-"
  • Icky: "That was part of a ploy!"
  • Hiccup: "And that you guys NEVER at all punished that psyco pony Pred?!"
  • Gilda: "Look, it's mainly for Fluttershy, and respecting Equestian's friendship realigen. The guy's only nuts cause he thinks everyone's ignorent to the "Evils" of dragons and mythic creatures."
  • Hiccup: "How about when Mimi freed an imfamous Darkspawn lord?"
  • Palmon: "That was slightly out of our hands. But we promise that Mimi learned her lesson."
  • Hiccup: "Was Shen formerly being a panda genisiding madman out of your ha-"
  • Lord Shen pointed a blade in Hiccup's face.
  • Lord Shen: "Hiccup, that depression has started to make you hurl words that should've stayed absint."
  • Hiccup: "..... (Sigh)..... I'm sorry guys...... It's just.... My father, is gone. I am left with a burden, I am not sure I can carry this through. I used to be ok with being flawwed, but..... It was my fault..... I thought I could reason with Drago, but..... What happened, showed otherwise."
  • Icky: "Kid, it's not entirly your fault. It's Drago's for not learning to have even the decenty to listen."
  • Hiccup: "What if I start making stupid mistakes? What if I end up being a lousy chief?! What if I become another Drago somehow? What if Normus got dethrowned by a malevolent giant who delcaires war on us!? What if-"
  • Po: "Hiccup, calm down! It's just, auxity talking! I know what that was like. Suddenly being given a great respondsability you're not even sure you can handle is tough. I had it rough when I became Dragon Warrior through dumb unrealistic luck and had to defeat Tai Lung, an uber nasty rouge kung fu master."
  • Hiccup: ".... I, need some time alone. If Celestia and the girls come, tell them not to see me yet.... I don't wanna end up insulting them with whatever is their flaws. (Leaves)"
  • Patrick:...He must be taking it kind of hard.
  • Gobber: Yes, he's been like that since last week. Sad, really. He's been cooped up in here ever since.
  • Private: Really?
  • Gobber: Yeah. Didn't even go out once. I mean, he has been leading us good since last month, but since the aforementioned last week, he's been rather depressed.
  • Valka: Toothless isn't doing well, either. Since last week, he and Hiccup haven't been in flight. Not even once. In fact, Toothless has been having problems of his own. He has started blaming himself for the death of Stoick, and for a certain reason. Since Drago forced him to do it, Hiccup got angry at him, and abandoned him, allowing Drago to use and ride him in the Battle for Berk. I was able to convince Hiccup that it wasn't his fault, but still, Toothless just felt guilty. I saw him going to Stoick's grave, and start wounding himself. Of course, those wounds don't last long since dragons have a natural regeneration factor like lizards do, but I'm concerned for his own safety.
  • Sparx: (Breathes in) Ooh! Poor guy.
  • Valka: So until Hiccup gets himself together, why don't I show you the Dragon Sanctuary that you might've heard of.
  • Shifu: That would be nice, but we need to talk with Hiccup's friends to see how they feel about Hiccup's predicament.
  • Valka: Take all the time you need. It is nice to finally meet you.
  • Sandy: The same for us, Ms. Haddock.
  • Valka: Just call me 'Valka'.

Village

  • Astrid: Well, I do sorta feel bad for Hiccup. I mean, I'm the one he admires and trusts the most other than Toothless, but aside from that, he has been doing well as a leader. I can't imagine how it would feel for you to find a lost parent, only to lose the other. I feel sorry for how Hiccup treated Toothless after Stoick's death, and even after he forgave him, Toothless himself has been feeling bad for it.
  • Miguel: Wow, even for a love interest, you seem to be incredibly sympathetic.
  • Fishlegs: (Later shows up) Yeah, Stoick's death was pretty bad to me for sure. He was a very tough leader. Hiccup has been starting to feel bad about his death since last week. I mean, it's been a whole month since he died, but Hiccup seemed to feel lonely faster than his dragon's fire blast. Other than that, he's lead us really well. I mean, there were a few mistakes after his depression started, but regardless, he was doing good. We have control of an entire army of dragons, even the ones that Drago had taken control of. As long as Toothless remains the Alpha Dragon to them, we'll ensure that we will keep them safe.
  • Snotlout: (Also Later shows up) I do feel very bad for losing the greatest leader of all time. Hiccup did his job just as good as his father did, but it's very unexpected news that last week, he started to feel like snot. It's just horrible how Drago had Toothless kill Stoick. But you can't really blame him, he was trying to get Toothless to kill Hiccup. Stoick only stood in the way of the attack. A noble move, and we gave him the proper burial and ceremony. It was just too horrible for me. But I can tell you this, if Drago EVER comes back, we'll be ready for him thanks to an entire army of dragons. Sure he still has his Bewilderbeast that could likely allow him to take control of more dragons, but I can't imagine how LONG that will take.
  • Spyro: Bewilderbeast? What's that?
  • Valka: I'll explain that later.
  • Tuffnut: (Also Later shows up with Ruffnut) Yeah, Stoick's death was really horrible, but to be honest, we were the ones who got used to it first. With Toothless as the leader of all the dragons in the Dragon Sanctuary, or perhaps even our dragons, we can ensure that, in the case that Drago uses his Bewilderbeast to round up another dragon army, which is very unlikely, we'll be there to kick his ass!
  • Ruffnut: For some reason, it doesn't seem to bother us that Stoick is dead. I mean, I do acknowledge that it was tragic, believe me! But we don't seem to find it that bad anymore. I won't question why, but it's true. We absolutely respect that Hiccup is feeling bad that he's gone, and we've tried to cheer him up, but not even our simplest of comic relief would work.
  • Tuffnut: To us, death is normal. It's like our biggest motto: You have a problem, we get over it and face it like a man.
  • Ruffnut: I'm not even a man, idiot!
  • Tuffnut: I was being metaphorical!
  • Ruffnut: Oh.
  • Tuffnut: Yeah, I deserve an apology.
  • Lord Shen: You know, your fighting is REALLY starting to grow on us. I mean, I understand sibling rivalry is common in family relationships, but you guys seem to take it to a certain extent.
  • Tuffnut: Hey, we don't fight that much.
  • SpongeBob: Well, I think we're done talking with you guys. Is there anyone else?
  • Valka: Well, we made a new ally named Eret. He used to be a dragon smuggler for Drago, but now he's changed, and he's been getting along with Stoick's old dragon, Skullcrusher. Don't know where he resides, though, but I think he's somewhere not too far from here.
  • Icky: "Well, that might be conflicting, cause, they guy might not know Stoick as well as everyone here."
  • Valka: "Yes, but remorse exist all the same."
  • SpongeBob: Well, we'll have to meet him later, then. First, I think we should see what you've been up to before your son got his second movie.
  • Valka: Well, if you're sure, then I can indeed show you. While I have little control of my dragons since my Bewilderbeast died and Toothless took it's place, and Toothless is having a bad time, I can at least show you where all the dragons stay, right at the Dragon Sanctuary.
  • Lord Shen: Is it far?
  • Valka: A little. It's on another far away island, but it's not that hard to reach. You just need to reach an ice cave which will lead to...well...you'll see when we get there. It shall pass up the time we have until the feast.
  • Sandy: Well, sure. It wouldn't hurt to visit. I mean, how big can it be?

Dragon Sanctuary

  • Sandy: HOLY F*****G S***!!! (They see a large grassy cliffs where dragons fill the air) Whoa! I knew Texas was big, but THIS puts it to shame.
  • Po: Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho-hoa! AWESOME!!! For over 20 years, you've been surrounded by THIS?!?
  • Tigress: I have to say, I am impressed that you've been at this for so long. Hiccup's been taming dragons for 5 years, and you've done it for 20 years.
  • Valka: It wasn't that hard to figure out that they were harmless. The dragon that abducted me 20 years ago, is actually my companion, Cloudjumper.
  • Spyro: And WOW, is he big! (He and Cynder are facing Cloudjumper)
  • Sparx: Amazing how even a big girl like this could fly much faster than our van's normal travelling speed.
  • Valka: It's a he.
  • Sparx: Really? I couldn't tell by the face. (Cloudjumper groaned in annoyance)
  • Cynder: Plus, I never knew a dragon with 4 wings. I know the dragons in your worlds come in a massive range of species, but Good God!
  • Sparx: Yeah! Give the animators on him freakin' Oscars for making him look like an X-Wing in flight.
  • Icky: "This place is awesome. It's sort've like, an old world charm. Like all of this world used to be like this until it had it's own giant metior effect."
  • Iago: "If so, then it's like looking at a lost, prehistoric dragon world."
  • Crane: "I feel so.... Puny."
  • They were unaware that a lerking, unsettling force was watching them, and was chuckling wickedly.

Later, back at The Village.

  • The Giants arrived on their giant horses.
  • Normus: "...... I still, can't believe this is real. Stoick's..... Gone..... I barely had a chance to know him."
  • Normus face palm in sadness.
  • Normus: "If only I was canon in their movies. I would've squished the life out of that nasty Drago?!"
  • At another part of the village, A magic flash was seen as Celestia and the Main 6 bore gifts.
  • Rainbow Dash: "I can't believe Hiccup's dad died. It's.... It sucks."
  • Fluttershy: "If Pred Judu Des ever found out about this, he'll never let anyone live this down. It would further encourage his mean behavior torwords Dragons and Mythic creatures."
  • Twilight: No kidding. So, to offer our blessings for the feast coming very soon, we brought gifts.
  • Pinkie: We brought you all candy and pastries! They always make me happy when I get blue.
  • Fishlegs: CANDY?!? NO WAY!!!
  • Astrid: Hey, easy, we need to share them.
  • Fishlegs: Right, got it.
  • Astrid: And remember not to give any of the chocolate to the dragons. You know as well as I that they can't have any.
  • Applejack: You mean like dogs?
  • Astrid: Pretty much, yes.
  • Celestia: Where's the Shell Lodge?
  • Tuffnut: They're off with Valka at the Dragon Sanctuary.
  • Pinkie: Who's Valka?
  • Twilight: Hiccup's mother. She's been with dragons longer than Hiccup, remember?
  • Pinkie: Oh, yeah!
  • Tuffnut: They should be back soon.
  • Normus: More like right now. (The Van appears with Valka riding Cloudjumper)
  • Twilight: WHOA! Look at the size of THAT dragon!
  • Pinkie: Yeah, she's a pretty amazing dragon.
  • Valka: It's a he.
  • Pinkie: Really? His face really threw me off.
  • Rainbow Dash: Me, too! Talk about gender confusion.
  • SpongeBob: Are there others coming?
  • Celestia: Indeed. The Jungle Crew offered to come, but that's about it. There isn't many other hero teams we know, or are too busy to come by. The news of Stoick's death really went by fast, and we made sure no villain would figure out about Drago. In fact, they already know that Stoick had died, but we're covering it up by saying the cause of death to be from a flying accident. It's the best way we can ensure that Drago's existence is safe from them. We can't allow any villain to get involved with him. We'd have mass hysteria on our hands.
  • Valka:...I don't think I've been introduced to you.
  • Celestia: I am Princess Celestia, leader of Equestria. Most people in the UUniverses know about that place, but some never bother to know because it's just too...'girly'.
  • Valka: I see.
  • Applejack: So, when's the feast gonna start?
  • Gobber: Well, we're gonna have it within 24 hours. That is if Hiccup can get out of his depression state in time. He's been like that since last week. Stoick has been gone for at least a single month, and yet he misses him already.
  • Shifu: It happens to all of us, Gobber.
  • Pinkie: "Yeah.... (Hair deflaits).... I still can't get over Gammy Pie.... Being gone...."
  • Spongebob: "Oh I am so sorry for your loss."
  • Rainbow Dash: "I been there.... I don't even know what my mom was like......"
  • Fluttershy: "I am still getting over my own loss of my grandfather."
  • Rarity: "Oh, I still can't help but to think about the unfortunate carriot accsident that was mortally costly to dear grandmother Luxery. Mommy abd Daddy too forever to move on."
  • Applejack: "Well, I don't even wanna talk about how dark Sweet Apple Acres was when.... Grandpa Johny Appleseed left us."
  • Twilight: "And, I still miss my grandmother...."
  • Icky: "And her gingerbread recipe?"
  • Twilight: "That just as much..... She was lost to us nearly a year after the Eagle-Beak mess....."
  • Celestia: "I felt this loss every day when many past advisers, royal guards, and even personal secretaries come and go. Esepically so for many protosies that, didn't work as well like Twilight."
  • Twilight: "Yes, I had heard from Gary you had other personal students."

Flashback.

  • Gary: "I know! She can't seem to make up her mind on who her most faverite is! First it was that elf, then that sprite, then that sentient snake, Then Tai-Joku, that short-lived term with that bitchy orange pony who's name i failed to remember and now this little number! But, she's way better then the others, cause she prevented that moron Russel from getting me! And i saved her from a room in Casa De Moron with Taiku and those other rejects!"

Reality.

  • Twilight: "Now I already met Taiku, and Sunset, but, whatever became of the elf, sprite, and the sentient snake?"
  • Celestia: "...... Those three, were from seperate time pieriods and eras before your parents' grand parents were even born. They were, my most famous of my long line of non-pony protosaies...."
  • Twilight: "What were they like.... Seperately?"
  • Celestia: Yes. Aside from Will O' Wisp, one of the protégés I've told you about before, the Elf came first. He was named Mirgan Bradigo. He was one of the most powerful of his kind, but he died in a troll attack. The sprite was named Spriss. She was pretty stressful like you, and she's been my protégé for 200 years until she died of old age. The sentient snake was named Vimall, and he was actually not a snake. He was a human that could turn INTO a snake. He tragically died in a minor war.
  • Twilight: Wow. And I can imagine that me and Taiku are just like them?
  • Celestia: Mostly.
  • Rainbow Dash: Guys, I think there's no time for us to talk about dead relatives. We need to help the Vikings prepare for the feast. Some of us also need to help Hiccup out with his problem.
  • Gobber: Good luck with that. We did the best we could to try and cheer him up, but none of them worked.
  • Pinkie: "If there's one thing I am good at, is making people smile! I got the cutie mark to prove it!"
  • Gobber: "... I thought that means your good with balloons..."
  • Twilight: You can't judge a cutie mark by how it looks. Her cutie mark represents her skill in entertainment and throwing parties.
  • Gobber: Oh, well, I couldn't tell by how crazy she is.
  • Gilda: Oh, she's INCREDIBLY crazy! She kinda gave a bad impression on me the first time I met her. I couldn't put up with how incredibly crazy she was, and how much she enjoyed pulling pranks on me. I kind of had a blowup after that which might've temporarily ended my friendship with Rainbow Dash. It didn't take me until a certain mission with the Shell Lodge Squad that I got her back.
  • Pinkie: Just let me handle this. I'll have him laughing faster than you can say "cute cuddly cats curling cozy on the couch". (Goes inside)

2 minutes later...

  • Twilight:... How do you think it's going in there?
  • Valka: Beats me. Is that pink friend of yours really that funny?
  • Rainbow Dash: Oh, she's INCREDIBLY funny! She's so funny, she can fend off a depression-feeding spirit several times. You can't even explain how funny or loopy she is. Whatever goes on in that head of hers, it makes her extremely unpredictable. She's like our show's comic relief. And for some reason, she can just break the fourth wall at random times.
  • Valka:...Well, that's pretty weird.
  • Twilight: I know. I sure hope this works.
  • Pinkie: (Appears again)...Wow, is he hard to crack. He didn't even chuckle once. Not even a simple joke could cheer him up. I used everything. Even a simple 'Doi'! (Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy scoffed)...I'm just so stumped that not even my funniest of combinations of that word worked. Not even 'Doi-ka-poopoo!' (The ponies, Vikings, and Shell Lodgers laughed hard)
  • Snotlout: (Laughed) Seriously? Even THAT didn't cheer him up?
  • Valka: (Chuckles a bit) Yeah, that was funny, but I don't think that will be enough. I think the best thing we have to do is to let him have his privacy. Then by the time the feast starts, he'll be ready.
  • Celestia: Agreed.
  • Icky: "There's nothing worse then stubbern depression."
  • Iago: "What about "Mental Depression"?"
  • Icky: "That sounds even worse. Always being mentally depress. I think that stuff donkey from Pooh's friend circle has that problem."
  • Patrick: "You sure it isn't because he has a nail in his butt?"
  • Icky: "Trust me. There's been times that thing was off, and he's still more downer then Al Gore's inconventient truth."
  • The gang proceed to wait somewhere, while the same unseen force secretly watches.

Hours later.

  • It is nearly the time of the feast.
  • The Lougers and the Main 6 are seen preping decorations for the feast that would be held in honor of Stoick's sacrivice and celebrate his life.
  • Hiccup watches this from a slightly opened door, only to completely close it. Hiccup slowly walks back to his dad's throwne. He turns to look at a shield with him and Stoick painted onto it.
  • Hiccup picks it up.
  • Hiccup: "........ I should've listened to you about Drago..... I should've done, alot of things you had said....."
  • Hiccup, couldn't stand of being reminded of the shield anymore, tosses it, and it breaks a few nordic vases.
  • Hiccup: "Goooooh! Something always gets ruined when I do ONE, BAD, MISTAKE?! I tried to bag a Night Fury, I ended up endangering the clan against a Red Death, I save some guys from being killed by a darkspawn Kraken, surprise, we're made into enemies with something we knew little about?! I tried reasoning with a conquest mad Viking......... I lose a father......."
  • Hiccup flops down into the floor, curling up.
  • Hiccup: "Everything I do, always ends in dishastor..... If I was just more like a Viking should be, dumb and stubbern, then.... Well, I am not sure if it would prevent certain things, but still, my dad would've still had been alive....."
  • Hiccup closes his eyes for a moment as a brief tear was seen.
  • Hiccup: "(Sigh)..... Hopefully, nobody heard that and had just seen me in the most saddest desplay of my life....(Sighs) Well, Hiccup, you gotta get yourself together. The feast is about to start, and it's now or never. Just be sure to enjoy yourself and try not to let your dad's death even pop inside your mind. (Takes a deep breath) Alright, here I go. (Walks out)

Outside Room

  • Hiccup: (Comes out to see that the table was being set up by the Furious Five and Po)
  • Po: How many of us are there again?
  • Viper: 138 plus the other Vikings and Giants.
  • Po: WHOA!!! 137?!? We're gonna need a bigger table.
  • Timon: Way ahead of ya', Po! We got more tables over here. (Genie teleports 5 other tables there)
  • Genie: Things are a lot easier when genies like me are around. Because our magic has no limits. I can just magically produce these tables out of nothing the same way I can create food from nothing.
  • Sebastian: Easy, mon! We agreed to let the Vikings do the cooking.
  • Genie: I know, I'm just saying.
  • King Louie: Hey, Hiccup finally made it, dude!
  • Hiccup said nothing.
  • Spongebob: "(Quietly) Heads up everyone, Hiccup's still alittle down."
  • Hiccup: "...... Everyone...... About being depressed..... I'm....... Apologenic about it."
  • Trixie: "The politically correct term is "Sorry"."
  • Gilda bonks Trixie!
  • Trixie: "OWCH?!"
  • Icky: "Ah, all the same, we accept, Hiccy. It's tough going through harsh reminders that we're all mortal.... Well, most of us anyway."
  • Hiccup: "Guys, I'm sorry, but, I don't think I'm.... Ready for this party yet........ I'm resedguling the feast."
  • Gobber: "AW NOT AGAIN!? That's the 2nd time since the actual event in question!?"
  • Normus: "But we don't blame you. The kind of pain you go through takes, awhile to go through."
  • Po: "Well, I felt like we got all this prepared for nothing."
  • ???: "Bah! Typical young Stoick's son."
  • Gobber: "Oh no....."
  • Everyone looks to see an abnormally buff Viking, with a broken horn helmet, a beard with a pigment simular to a skunk, and a long fur cape with bear paws at the end.
  • Gobber: "Of all of the times for you to come back, it had to be TODAY, Grimoors the Nasty Mouthed."
  • Grimoors the Nasty Mouthed (The Viking): "I just thought I came back to the tribe that USED to welcome me, and give them some solace about the loss of Stoick. Tragic really. I can, somewhat, respect the man respondsable to defeat me humiliatingly and kicking me out of the tribe for one, honest, attempt to beat him for control of the tribe! I just felt the tribe needed a new face in leadership, a leadership that would've make us like TRUE Vikings."
  • Gobber: "You mean true BAD Vikings! You wanted us to go around and take things from people and ruin their good times! You know that is not how we roll, Grimoors, your just too stubbern to accept it, even for Viking standerds!"
  • Grimoors: "Nice to see ya too, Gobber. How's your handicaps treating ya?"
  • Gobber growled.
  • Banzai: "Hey, Gobber, who's the smart mouth over here?"
  • Gobber: "Let's just say, Mildew wasn't the only bad egg we had to deal with in the tribe!"
  • Grimoors: "Oh, I'M the bad egg for just being realistic? (Looks at Hiccups' friends), Oh look. The young'ns are all grown up too! Espeically sweet little Astrid. I should just come over and pinch her chee-"
  • Astrid brings out her ax!
  • Grimoors: "But I won't. And Fishlegs, still the adorable pile of blubber ya are! Oh, and the facternal twins! You two need more meat on your bones. And, alchorse, little Snotbutt!"
  • Snotlout: "It's Snotlout."
  • Grimoors: "And then, the new head man himself! Little Hiccup! Wow.... Just wow. Who knew the weakest member of the tribe, who I personally thought he wouldn't survived his first winter, managed to tame dragons, and bring an incredable revoluionairy change! And, became chief! (Grimoors loomed over Hiccup), Too bad, as of late, he hasn't been one bit like Stoick. Not just physically, but mentally and emotionally. You act like a lamb that was just weened from his mother's breast milk, and makes just as much crying over it. I don't think that uh, is real leader material, Little Hiccup."
  • Hiccup: "Well exucse me for being human, Grim."
  • Grimoors: "Oh, I get feeling sad for the dead, but with you now the leader, you can't let useless emotions like "Love" get in the way of yer judgement! It's either time to man up, or you can just as easily give your position to me, a real Viking man. Face it, Hic, your don't have it takes to be leader of a clan! In your state, it won't take Drago long to strike while your still vulerable with a new dragon army, or something worse perhaps! I can already see the Leage liking the oppertunity of an imcompident leader like you being their stepping stone for the easy enslavement of the tribe, or worse, a renigade Viking comes over and smacks you away, and becomes leader! Let's face it, boy-o, if you were to take your overgrown pet lizards out of the equation, your weak and helpless, and crazy ol' Drago proved it. But I can free ya of your burden boy. Declair me new leader of the tribe, and this tribe will survive a 1000 winters!"
  • Hiccup: And give me a good reason why YOU should be leader after what you've done to us!
  • SpongeBob: What exactly did this guy do?
  • Gobber: Oh, he did crimes much worse than what Mildew has done. He and Mildew were great friends before the dragons came along. Grimoors wanted to take Stoick's place as leader of the Viking tribe because he felt that Stoick was an inferior leader.
  • Grimoors: And he WAS! Otherwise, he wouldn't have died a month ago. After years of successful fighting with you misfits, he dies dead center in the hands of Hiccup's pet.
  • Hiccup: TOOTHLESS IS NOT A PET!
  • Grimoors: You're right. He's a monster. I remember what he did to Mildew that got him to frame your precious dragon! It was just sick. But it's even sicker for you to, of all things, get along with them. I wanted them to be defeated the most traditional way: death! But by making them your allies, you make yourselves nothing but pacifists.
  • Gobber: Oh, yes! All you care about is war and bloodshed, and all you wanted to see before you die, was for dragons to go extinct! If I recall back when you were with us, you tried to kill Stoick and frame me for it so you can take his place and convert us into extremists and wipe out an entire island of dragons all in one day. If it wasn't for Hiccup, you could've cost us hundreds of lives!
  • Grimoors: But I am NOT that kind of guy anymore. My days of murder and framing are way behind me. All I'm here to say is that you all are making a BIG mistake by trusting these...these...MONSTERS!
  • Astrid: They're not monsters!
  • Grimoors: Yes they are! I know because I've seen a dragon kill my parents! And not just any dragon. A Night Fury! The unholy offspring of death itself! I should say that Hiccup here isn't the first Viking to see an actual Night Fury. I've seen one, too! Such monstrous creatures they are. Their blasts can destroy an entire building in a single shot.
  • Astrid: A Night Fury killed your parents?
  • Grimoors: It's true! I've been searching for the same Night Fury for decades, and I can tell from the very scent who it is! (Toothless is seen through the window, gets surprised, and runs off) Since then, I vowed to find it, and kill it! Tell me this, Hiccup, if you're the first Viking to ever tame a Night Fury, which I never had the chance to see, then have you EVER seen ANOTHER one?
  • Hiccup:...No.
  • Grimoors: Well, there's a good reason. They're one of the most endangered species of dragon ever. Competition with a similar kind of dragon that I can't really remember what it's called, has caused a competition for food and shelter, which also caused humans to start hunting them. This dragon rival of the Night Fury is considered to be an evenly-matched rival to them, only it's much more evolved than them. Some consider it to be a myth. But truth is, I've captured one lock, stock, and barrel! And let me tell you, she's dangerous. I've named her 'Malice'. I still have her, and I'm hoping to use her to kill that Night Fury! When I find it, it will be a David and Goliath matchup! There will be blood.
  • Icky: Wow, this guy has some serious issues.
  • Grimoors: And good luck trying to figure out what this dragon species is. The info on it is rare, and can only be found in an ancient Viking Temple on a far away island 100 miles from Berk. I've got myself a copy of it, but don't expect ME to tell you after the way you treated me. I hate dragons so much, that I'm willing to do anything to ensure they pay for what they do. Even if it means getting help from a certain individual....I know what you're thinking. It sounds like I'm being a hypocrite. And you're right. But I, for one, believe that sacrifices have to be made.
  • Hiccup:...Well, after hearing all of that, I don't think you SHOULD be the leader. Calling me weak doesn't really help you in the slightest.
  • Grimoors: Well, think about it. You're already sucking at your father's job, so I don't think you're ready for the job yet...or maybe at all. I don't have personal malice or hatred on you or your dad, boyo, I just think I would do the job WAY better than you two combined. If you change your mind, give me a call.
  • Gobber: Get out of here, Grimoors! Get out! Don't make me call me Boneknapper here!
  • Grimoors: Okay, okay! I know when my presence isn't wanted. But I'm warning you, dragons cannot be trusted! Just you wait, in a few days, they'll do something that you'll never forgive them for. And when they do, don't say I didn't warn you. Good day. (Leaves)
  • Snotlout:...I do NOT like that guy.
  • Private: Are you sure Night Furies really DO have natural rivals, Hiccup?
  • Hiccup: Not in any Dragon Book I've read about. In fact, before I met Toothless, there was no info on Night Furies whatsoever. They were so good at hiding and fast attacks, no Viking in the history of our world has been able to get info on it until I tamed Toothless. The idea of them having a natural rival, that's just unheard of.
  • Private:...You don't think...you don't think that Toothless might be...
  • Hiccup: The Night Fury that killed Grimoors' parents?...No, that can't be possible. I'm sure there's a lot of other Night Furies out there that I've never had the chance to see, but Toothless doesn't seem to be the one to kill that easily unless he was threatened. I mean, it's not like Toothless is the last of his kind.
  • Valka: Trust me, he isn't. I've seen some before. They're still out there, and I should say that I already knew that they had natural rivals. I've never seen one before, though, and I don't recall the name either. All I could make out on my first encounter with such a dragon was that they looked exactly like a Night Fury, only with a few differences I wasn't able to get. The info on them is indeed rare.
  • Fishlegs: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
  • Hiccup: Sorry Fishlegs. We're not going over to that island to find the info on that species.
  • Fishlegs: Why not?
  • Hiccup: Because as much as it is tempting, I just don't feel like another adventure. I'm just worried about eating because the feast is about to begin.
  • Astrid: Really?
  • Gobber: You're not rescheduling it?
  • Hiccup: Yes. Grimoors really helped me distract myself from my father's death, even though he did once or twice reference it, so I feel about ready to get this over with. I'll think about the mission later.
  • Grimoors was watching.
  • Grimoors: "Aye.... Nobody listens to an old bear hunter. Hiccup won't be able to keep up the charade for long. One of these days, he'll have to realise that he can never be like Stoick, or any kind of chief like me this village truely needs."
  • Grimoors walks off, as he is unknowing watched by the same ominus force.
  • ???: "I hope that weak-minded fool isn't a threat of the one true goal I have in mind, for young master Hiccup.... Luckly, he might be easily detered from seeking to become a recuring pest, when he hears word that Stoick came back.... And I would ensure, he rekindises the greater power before him... A power, greater, and smarter...."
  • The Force vanishes into the shadows laughing.

Main Hall, feast time.

  • Gobber gets all the edger guests attention.
  • Gobber: "Everyone, before we all start eating like Gronkles, Hiccup, would like to say a few words in honor of Stoick's name."
  • Hiccup:... (Takes deep breath)... My father was a great man. He was a little prone to taking risks, but that made him the best leader of our clan. He was a great minor member of the High Council, and his skills have helped us out in various battles against the Villain League. But now that he's gone, and I am taking his place, I just want to thank him for being there for me when I needed him. Let us all honor his achievements with this wonderful feast. Amen.
  • Everyone: Amen.
  • Hiccup: "...... Ok, dig in." (They begin to eat as Toothless is seen outside the window, and flies away, with the unknown figure doing a monstrous hiss and follows)

Chapter 3: The Unexpected Revival of Stoick

Stoick's Grave Site

  • Toothless: (Flies down to the spot, and finds Stoick's grave)...(He stares at it blankly, and then begins slashing himself in the chest, blood beginning to slowly ooze out)...(Roars loudly and his roars can be heard in the horizon)...(The unknown figure is seen silhouetted in the background, then it suddenly changes shape as it's chuckles ease into a familiar voice)...
  • ???: (Toothless continues wounding himself and roaring in the distance)...It's okay, Toothless. I'm okay. (Toothless looks in front of him to see...Stoick alive and well)
  • Stoick: It's not your fault I died, after all. (Toothless is shocked, and looks at the grave again, and is just in disbelief)...It's me, Stoick. Stoick the Vast! (Toothless is still shocked)... Toothless, what's wrong? You look as if you seen a ghost.
  • Toothless started to smell something unsettling from Stoick, and felt something wasn't right. Toothless, conflicted on what to do, flew up in the sky and escaped!
  • Stoick looked on.
  • Stoick (Different Voice): "It appears animals know better then to fall for my illusions. How ironic when Sentient Beings fall hook line and sinker. A slight complincation, but nothing of worry. Now.... (In Stoick's voice) To see my son again."
  • ?Stoick? chuckles wickedly, as red eyes are briefly seen.

Main Hall.

  • Everyone was enjoying themselves, when suddenly, Toothless barges in roaring his head off!
  • Icky: "JESUS CRIST!?"
  • Sandy: "WHOA! I think Toothless went from depression to teenage-like defience and orniness already!"
  • Fluttershy hid!
  • Fluttershy: "Nothing worse then a emotionally distressed dragon!"
  • Toothless charged torwords Hiccup!
  • Gobber: "Hiccup look out?!"
  • Before the freaked out Toothless can pounce, The Furious Five and Po pounced and Pinned Toothless down, with Shen coming in and tied it down!
  • Hiccup: "Why did you guys do that?!"
  • Po: "Trust us Hiccup! There's nothing more dangerious then a emotionally distressed dragon!"
  • Lord Shen: "Also, we're making it safer for you to claim him down!"
  • Tigress: "But do it quickly, we can't hold him forever!"
  • Hiccup: Toothless, calm down! Calm down, and tell me what's going on. (Toothless softly roars)...I wish I could understand you, Toothless. I--(Suddenly the door opens)
  • Stoick: (Appears) Hello, everyone! I'm back!
  • Everyone: STOICK?!? (Toothless growls at him)
  • Hiccup: DAD! (Hugs him) You're alive!
  • Tuffnut: But I thought we cremated you!
  • Ruffnut: "Yeah, then you went into sea."
  • Snotlout: "But before that, you asentually got your back blown off by Toothless! Last time I check, not even guys like you, or even stronger then you, can't survive a Night Fury blast."
  • Stoick: "Well, it's simple...... I was brought back a magical reverse merman."
  • Gobber: "Reverse Merman?"
  • Stoick: "Yeah, ya know. Like a normal merman, but, with a head of the fish, and the under-torso of a human..... Not really attractive, you know."
  • Dr. Cockarouch: "But an anamamy like that doesn't exist!"
  • Stoick: "Typical science man specitcal of how strange and wonderious the universe is. I mean, there's also Giant Fleas and Black Hole Portals. Sometimes, the Universe has alot of things science can't always explain. Heck, there may be those who doubt that mutanting vegables will make blobs, and yet B.O.B. exists."
  • Dr. Cockarouch: ".... Well, you can't really agrue the unexplanability of the Uuniverses."
  • Shifu: "It's, an unexpected, but welcome mysterious surprise of the Universe."
  • Lord Shen: "Or it could simply be random luck that the funeral was taking place where an oddity like a reverse merman was passing through."
  • Hiccup: "Does it matter if this backwords merman is real or not? Dad's back, feast becomes a celebration for his return, end of story."
  • Stoick: "Well, that doesn't I'll be back as leader. Cause tecnecly, I had been injured as a result, and so, I have to be retired as leader cause, well, I am not as fast and young as I used to be. Hiccup is still acting leader. But don't worry, son. (Places hand on Hiccup), I'll be here to tell you, absolutely everything that needs to be done here. I had discovered that a man like Drago doesn't back down easily. We may soon have to delfulpt, hasty changes to make sure not even a Red Death would wanna mess with the tribe of Berk!"
  • Hiccup: "Well, ok, your the dad."
  • Stoick: "Here's another thing though.... Toothless, seemed to have hurt himself, and, has started to act... Un-nessersarly aggresive. I'm worried he would, complincate things."
  • Hiccup: "You sure?"
  • Stoick: "He just tried to pounce on you, didn't he? I'm worried that Toothless might be so ashamed of himself, that he might becoming unpredictable. There's nothing more dangerious then an emotionally disterbed dragon. Just ask Vork the Unlucky when he met with a Screaming Death that had parent issues."
  • Hiccup: "But didn't Vork.... Died?"
  • Stoick: "Exactly.... Until, Toothless calms down, it might be a bright idea if, he's restrained."
  • Hiccup: "I don't know...."
  • Stoick: "Trust me Hiccup. I know just as much about dragons as you do. Would I lie?"
  • Hiccup: "Well, most of that knowledge came from me, so... I guess your right...."
  • Mr. Whiskers: BRANDY! I don't trust this guy, something isn't right! I can just feel it, call it my Sixth Sense! (6 cents appear) 'Sense', not 'cents'!
  • Brandy: Whiskers, Stoick's back, everything is fine. Get over it.
  • Shifu: No, Brandy, he's right. Something doesn't feel right about this.
  • Sam: I agree.
  • Stoick: What is there to be worried about? All I know is that I was brought back by a reverse merman. (Begins using a spell on Mr. Whiskers, Shifu, and Sam with his eyes) Are you happy that I'm back?
  • Shifu: (He, Whiskers, and Sam are hypnotized)...Yeah. I have to admit it is.
  • Sam: I couldn't agree more.
  • Mr. Whiskers: Definitely.
  • Hiccup: "Great, Now, let the feast resume. Oh, and uh, Lougers? Could you, put Toothless in his pen? I have alot of catching up to do."
  • Po: "Sure thing Hiccup."
  • Toothless looked worried.
  • Celestia and Twilight looked concerned and confused at the same time.

Later, at Hiccup's house.

  • Icky: "Well, ain't that a real kick in the lucky pants? Stoick's alright! Now we're gonna have an even bigger feast in honor of his return!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "I would so love to thank the reverse merman who brought him back!"
  • Lord Shen: "Indeed. I think the High Council would be thrilled to have him back as well. A void has been filled."
  • Twilight: Guys? Shouldn't we just think this through before we come to conclusions? What if this Stoick is an imposter? I don't want this to go as horrible as Cadance and Shining Armor's wedding! Maybe Toothless was trying to warn us about something.
  • Celestia: Yes. I sensed something off with Stoick that didn't match the REAL Stoick. This Stoick is much different, I could feel it.
  • Tantor: You sure about that?
  • Celestia: Indeed.
  • Icky: "Are you REALLY sure? Cause I seen the legit existence of reverse mermen! There was a sighting in Family Guy, the episode, "Lois Kills Stewie"."
  • Celestia: "I don't doubt the existence of an such wonderious but odd creation of the universe, but at the same time, Stoick would've understood that it wasn't Toothless fault he died.... Or, supposingly almost."
  • Spongebob: "But-"
  • Shifu: "Spongebob, as much as we all want to believe that something normally impossable become possable. We have to consider a grim truth that our eyes are being mislead."
  • Spongebob: "..... But, what about Hiccup? If he finds out that Stoick may be a phony belony, he'll, he'll, he'll, (tears are seen), he'll be desistated!"
  • Icky: "Sponge? Are you, crying?"
  • SpongeBob: No! It's just my allergies!
  • Icky: And how can allergies make you cry?
  • SpongeBob: I SAID I'M NOT CRYING!
  • Celestia: Everyone, I sensed that something was off. I'm sure of it.
  • SpongeBob: Yeah, we can trust her, right? Especially YOU, Shen!
  • Lord Shen: As much as I want to believe her, I don't think there's proof that that guy was a fake. I just looked at him, and he's as real as dragons and griffins!...At least in the world of fiction, that is.
  • Spyro: Guys, they're right. I didn't sense anything good in him, either.
  • Cynder: Neither did I. In fact, that essence from him felt rather familiar. Something I haven't felt in years.
  • Spyro: We have to look into this, guys. We can't just be fooled by something that just happened spontaneously. It's a strict rule in the Shell Lodge Code. We must look into anything that happens spontaneously until we can assume it's real or not. Otherwise, something bad can happen when we least expect it.
  • Skipper: It's true. I wrote that regulation.
  • Shenzi: Well...alright, then. We'll simply start off by asking Stoick a few questions.
  • Patrick: Can we do the slapping thing?
  • Shenzi: No, you idiot! Not to a former leader. We need to interrogate him non-physically.
  • Patrick: (Sighs) I LOVE the slapping thing.
  • Shenzi: I know. Maybe we'll do it next time on someone we don't generally like.
  • Lord Shen: "Ok, fine! But we'll do it gentlely so we won't end up bringing needless controversy to ourselves! We have to remember that Stoick is beloved for his contributions in berk, so natorally, rudely accusing him without strong evidents will have bad results on us."
  • Spyro: "Good Idea. We'll have to talk to Stoick when he's alone, so we won't ster up a storm of misunderstandings."

Main Hall.

  • Stoick: "And remember son, as long as you have me, you'll always be a great leader."
  • Hiccup nodded happly, and walked off!
  • Stoick grinned darkly, as red eyes were briefly seen again. He waited until Hiccup completely left the Main Hall.
  • Stoick: "(Different Voice) What a sweet kid. He's like the son I can never get thanks to my.... Unfortunate loss to ever be able to reproduce. But, he's also my ticket to prove to my more, brutish brethen that straight-forword violence, doesn't always lead to conquest! Sometimes, well-placed kindness and understanding in the right direction will get you somewhere. And once so, even the Big C himself would regret underestimating my ability to work outside of the brotherhood. I'll be respected in the community of-"
  • ???: "Stoick, are you in there?"
  • Stoick squealed like a girl for a bit!
  • ???: "Are you ok? It's Celestia and the Lougers, and My student and her friends."
  • Stoick cleared his throat and spoke in Stoick's normal voice again.
  • Stoick: "Uh, yes, uh, come in."
  • The Lougers and the Ponies came in.
  • Icky: "Ok, first of all, did we heard you screamed like a little girl?"
  • Stoick: "Uh.... I, had a nightmare.... About..... The Red Death..... Destroying the village!"
  • Lord Shen: "Anuxity dreams?"
  • Stoick: "Well, yeah! I did almost died, so, when you nearly exspearienced death, you tend to suffer from, nightmares and the such....."
  • Icky: "That, kinda makes sense.... Though's weird coming from you, I mean, you once fought a Monsterious Nightmare in hand-to-hand comabt!"
  • Stoick: "Well, that was back when I was fearless, brave, but also reckless and stupid. I didn't took the time to properly calulate the way to save my son, and I almost died for it. But don't get me wrong, it was wroth it!"
  • Sandy: "Well firstly, Drago wasn't giving you the oppertunity to do such, Toothless would've killed Hiccup before a plan can form."
  • Squidward: "Secondly, with exception for Hiccup, Vikings aren't normally known to be geniues."
  • Stoick: "True, but, we're not, retardingly stupid. Just, typical medevil knowledge."
  • Shifu: "Look, we don't wanna sound like we're unsure if your the real Stoick, cause it's clear to our eyes you look the part! But some of us felt you felt, unusual."
  • Stoick: "Unusal? Me? Don't get me wrong, death isn't something you can come back from, except if you know the villain leage or a revival wizard, but, I was lucky enough to be saved by a magical reverse merman. He healed me up and I am good as new."
  • Shifu: "When why did you took so long to return, and how did you came back to berk without flight or a ship?"
  • Stoick: "I did a few, stowawaying in passing spanich ships, hitched on some Skuldruns, I was even hijacked by a flying, magical..... Space Pop-Tart Cat!"
  • Iago: "Nyan Cat?"
  • Stoick: "Who? I mean, yeah, that thing. There was always a weird tune that follows him though. Sounds like, musical meowing in a rythm."
  • Lord Shen: What do you make of it, Celestia?
  • Celestia: Well, I don't know. My senses are in a blur right now. (Stoick uses his unknown powers to sabotage Celestia's lie sensing powers)...Well, he seems to be telling the truth.
  • Po: Are you sure?
  • Mantis: He sounded like he made all that up.
  • Celestia: That's what my senses are telling me.
  • Tigress: Okay, then. I'll go next. Stoick, if what you said was true, then how were you able to get on those spinach ships without getting spotted?
  • Shifu: Yes. From what I heard, those kind of delivery ships are heavily guarded. No intruder has ever survived on one before. How is it someone like you, even with all of your unique skills, could survive a bunch of ships guarded by over a hundred men?
  • Stoick: It wasn't that hard, actually. I'd tell you how I did it, but there's so much to explain.
  • Shifu: No. Tell us now.
  • Stoick:...Very well. I did it by hiding inside one of the boxes carrying the spinach, and didn't make a noise. It wasn't easy getting out of it without being spotted, but I did it out of extreme luck. I was able to jump off the ship and swim to a nearby island where I was able to get to those Skauldrons.
  • Icky: Wait a minute! Hiccup told us that Skauldrons were aquatic dragons that spend most of their time underwater hunting fish and filling their stomachs with water and use it as a spray against enemies. How could a human like you possibly hitch a ride on one of THOSE without possibly drowning?
  • Stoick: "Well, luckly, a caught a rare chance that a Skuldron was surfacing to have an easier time to shallow..... An entire shcool of fish."
  • Po: "That seems odd for an underwater predator to do that."
  • Kolwalski: "Actselly, Baleen Whales are known to do a simular method with khrill, shrimp and some speices of plankton."
  • Crane: "Ok, then, how did you avoid upsetting the creature?"
  • Stoick: "It had a blind spot on it's back."
  • Viper: "Then what kept it from turning it's head to see you?"
  • Stoick: "I was riding on the back of it's neck, so it can't see me. It can turn in all directions, and never see me as long as I stayed on the back."
  • Tigress: "What about the other Skuldrons?"
  • Stoick: "I was riding on an Omega Skuldron. He was abit of outcast, they didn't care about anything about the thing."
  • Icky: "How'd did ya figure?"
  • Stoick: "Well, the other Skuldrons were bullying him alot, he had ALOT of scars on him, the poor beast."
  • Cynder: "I didn't know Skuldrons behaved like that, having a pack mentally simular to wolves. Does Hiccup know this?"
  • Stoick: "I was planning to tell him soon."
  • Spyro: Well, we're still not through with our questions. We still have more. Thankfully, this next one is the last one about your journey. Why was the Nyan Cat there in the first place?
  • Stoick: Told me that he was going on a summer run. Odd that everything he says is in song. I was able to convince him to take me to Berk, and pay the debt off with food. So I gave him some fish. Cats love fish, you know.
  • Icky: (To Iago) Jesus, this guy keeps beating us! He's a good liar!
  • Iago: Hey, Celestia said he was telling the truth!
  • Icky: I'm still not buying it. I'm going next. (Openly) Alright, Stoick! It's time we asked you some questions. Questions that only the REAL Stoick could answer.
  • Stoick: I'm not worried at all, prehistoric one.
  • Icky: ".... What's your wife's name?"
  • Stoick: "Valka."
  • Iago: (To Icky) Oh, come on! Even the imposter would know THAT!
  • Icky: Alright! Don't be such a douche! Let's see...(Openly) What's the name of your first dragon?
  • Stoick: Thornado.
  • Icky: What year was Hiccup born?
  • Stoick: 1994.
  • Icky: When was Valka born?
  • Stoick: 1963.
  • Icky: When were YOU born?
  • Stoick: 1959.
  • Icky: (To himself) Oh my, God, this guy is good!

5 minutes later...

  • Icky: (Wore out) Okay, I'm beat! But let's just wrap this up with one last question! Something that you would surely know! (Breathes in)...How many dragons have you killed before Hiccup learned how to tame them?
  • Stoick: 327.
  • Icky: OH, GOD!!!...(Sighs) Well, I guess that's it. Maybe this guy isn't who we think he is after all.
  • Celestia: Amazing how everything he said was true! I don't know, but it felt like he was making it all up for some reason.
  • Twilight:...(Sighs) Well, let's go. We've got all we needed. (Everyone leaves)
  • Stoick:...(His red eyes return, and he chuckles) (Different voice) Excellent information Hiccup's mind provided for me. This will be much easier than I thought.

Outside.

  • Icky: "Guys, I think we may've been too jumpy there. Maybe the magic from the reverse Merman throw us off. Maybe the magic was so unusal that it even throw Celestia off."
  • Celestia: "Alchorse. Undocumented magic tends to have strange feelings. Maybe it was that...."
  • Spyro: "Not to sound like I'm a distrusting twat, but it would be on the safe side we stay here for awhile. The "Imposter" could've done his homework and studied Stoick's life. It could've been how he learned everything."
  • Lord Shen: "Sounds over cautious, but, very well. We will give this a 2 week trail, and if things start to go even mildly off during Stoick's stay, that is when we know something isn't right."
  • Merlin: "Also, I suspect the supposed imposter may process magical capabilities, or even mental psyicosis. He could've disabled Celestia's lie detection to avoid being easily porsicuted."
  • Lord Shen: "We all must remember not to jump to concluions yet without having firm proof. Remember when Sparkle made such a mistake with Chysalis, and the mess that followed."
  • Twilight blushed embarrised.
  • Celestia: "It, was also my fault. Chrysalis may've had a simular trick that rendered my lie detection worthless."
  • Icky: "Or she just avoided direct contact with you. That was also a thing."
  • Lord Shen: "So, we're all in agreement? We must not alarm everyone on this, or they would either make simular mistakes, or think we became paraniod jerks, agreed? Stoick is a beloved leader, and everyone is clearly happy he's back."
  • Spongebob: "I, guess so.... But, maybe we are being overly cautious and maybe the reverse merman's magic is driving us loopy."
  • Lord Shen: "That is what we're trying to ensure, that it's just us being cautious and not something of true concern."
  • The Lougers went on, as they secretly watched by the supposed "Stoick".
  • Stoick: "(Different Voice) It's clear these misfits are playing it safe and are waiting for 2 weeks to see if I am Stoick or not.... It's clear I can't do this alone. It'll be too risky for me to get them banished myself, or talking Hiccup into it, then THAT will become proof! I need someone stupid, malmituable, and brutish enough to make sure those Misfits waste their time on something else! But who? (Realises something).... Alchorse..... The one called "Grimoors"..... Perfect....."

Chapter 4: Trouble Brews on Berk

Grimoors' cabin.

  • Grimoors was preparing a meat stew.
  • Grimoors: "Oh, how I love me some bunny stew. What better way to celebrate the departure of an obsicle to controling the tribe. Not that I hated Stoick, I just think I would a much better job of ruling the clan then he can ever do! Even more so then young Hiccup! Heck, I can even do greater athivements then both of them combined!"
  • Knocking was heard!
  • Grimoors: "Huh? (Walks to the door) Now what kind of fool be daff enough to bother (Opens the door) the Great Grimoors the Nasty Mo- (Sees it's Stoick) AGGGGH!? STOICK?!"
  • Grimoors dropped to the floor!
  • Grimoors: "How, how, how can that be?! You got yer ass fried by Hiccup's pet!"
  • Stoick: "(Normal Voice) Actselly, between you and me, mortal..... (Different Voice) I'm, not, Stoick!"
  • The Camera focues on Grimoors as the shadow of Stoick changing into a dark and sinsiter figure is seen!
  • Grimoors: "..... Safe bet your diffenetly not him...... Please, don't hurt me! You won't like my soul! Me mouth isn't they only thing nasty!"
  • ???: "SILENCE, FOOL?! I came because I request thy aide. I have intentions to turn the Viking Clan of dragon riders into means to make a name of myself, and become conguror. Trouble is, those misfits are staying and keep an eye out for suspitious activities. I felt it was, impairitive I get myself, an enfoucer that'll place them in, a curfew of sorts."
  • Grimoors: "Me? Against those aliens? I mean, I bitch slapped a bear to death, but, how can I control them? Look, I, respectfully deline."
  • ???: "I'll malmitulate young Hiccup to make the Vikings adopt the ideals of pillaging and attacking ships in the seas, and place all dragons in controling chains if you comply."
  • Grimoors: "Vikings pilaging, plundering the seas, Dragon enslavement? Me as an enforcer?"
  • ???: "Surely, those are things you enspired for. At least what your mind has hold."
  • Grimoors: "....... Well, if that's the cause, call me "Grimoors the Nasty Mouthed Enforcer", "Stoick"."
  • ???: "(Chuckles wickedly), (Turns into "Stoick" again, and the camera is on him again) Now that's, better."

Berk Village.

  • Hiccup: "Everyone, dad has said there's going to be a few new changes that need to be done if we are to defend ourselves again Drago alot better in the future... He, warned us, we may have, a few problems with it, but he insisted that, we have to evolved as a Viking Group if we want to avoid being extingished by Drago, or something worse."
  • Gobber: "Like what?"
  • Hiccup: ".... Well....... This is, really gonna raise eyebrows, but..... We would need to get more weapons, supplies, and food, and prove to Drago we are not to be messed with again....... That, may mean.... Oh gosh..... (Sigh)........ We have start going around local islands and, take a few things from them..... Without asking, or paying....."
  • Fishlegs: "You mean..... Pilaging?"
  • Snotlout: "Wow..... Did your dad suddenly went cookoo?"
  • Hiccup: "I'm not finished..... And also, uh, bother a few local, non-Viking ships, and, again, take a few things without asking nicely, or buying."
  • Gobber: "That's plundering?!"
  • Hiccup: "I know, I know, it's messed up! But, don't blame him, blame me for ever causing the Drago mess to begin with! Also, there may be a few more things you, might not like. All dragons have to be confined only to, their cages, and, have to be trained to become, fighting dragons."
  • Fishlegs: "You mean, turn them mean?"
  • Hiccup: "I don't like it either, but, Stoick said we can't stay peaceful Vikings anymore. We need to tough up and get mean, even if it makes us into jerks. Also,  there will now be certain times where you have to be in your houses at a certain point of night.... You know, we're getting curfews now, for some reason. Dad explained that, it might be dangerious to go out at night anymore, we can't predict when Drago would deside to laurgh a night attack, so, if you enjoyed nightly walks, sorry, everyone needs to be home by, 9:00, maybe even earlier. And, he picked someone to make sure we follow that..."
  • Grimoors came forth.
  • Grimoors: "Guess who?"
  • Everyone: "GRIMOORS?!"
  • Grimoors: "That's right, folks! Stoick finally desided to stop this nonsense of us Vikings being peaceful! Drago would never leave us alone, so we're playing things his way now! The only thing a freak like him would fear us, is if we became true vikings! And true Vikings, pilage, plunder, and fight!"
  • Gobber: "Oh-ho-ho no! Hiccup, this is a wee bit extreme for our standerds! I mean, did Stoick forget that skunk-bearded jerk did to us in the past!"
  • Stoick: "(Coming forth) Times, have changed Gobber. Drago won't cease coming after us now he understood what we're capable off. He'll proceed to more underhanded, treacherious tactics. We have to face changes. We stay peaceful,, we'll be destroyed in a matter of seconds by whatever Drago's cooking up. I don't like what I am doing, but it's the only way we can survive."
  • Grimoors: "Yay varaly, Handi-Gobber, you heard the retired boss and the new management, if you want to even last 90 seconds against Drago, you have to follow their orders, and my orders to the latter! No more are we gonna be softies anymore! Drago, took advantaged of that, and you were lucky he got cocky! But he'll know better next time! Well, we need to know better too! Time to dump the peacefulness junk and act like real Vikings, and pilage from the weak and undeserving!"
  • Tuffnut: (The Vikings begin arguing) What did you do to Stoick to make him like this?!?
  • Grimoors: Me? I didn't do anything to him. He's surely doing what's best for all of you. Which means things must change. Dragons are things that Drago could use against us, so we need to train them to become much more cunning and strong. Times have changed! Dragons fighting aren't enough anymore.
  • Snotlout: But training them to kill?!?
  • Grimoors: We have no choice, kid! Killing is probably the best way to ensure that no one resumes planning revenge.
  • Astrid: I think there's a word for that. It's called MURDER! With all do respect, Stoick, I'm not sure the High Council would agree to such an idea. We could be punished greatly for something like this.
  • Grimoors: LISTEN HERE, YOU LITTLE BRAT! YOU WILL DO AS HE SAYS, AND YOU WILL STAY IN YOUR HOUSES AT NIGHT, CAGE THESE BEASTS, AND ENSURE THAT DRAGO NEVER KILLS ANYONE IN YOUR CLAN AGAIN!!
  • Stoick: Grimoors, calm down! That's not necessary. I'm sure they'll do it.
  • Hiccup: We have to do it, guys. I lost my father once, and I don't wanna lose him again.
  • Stoick: Indeed, my son. Nothing will stop us from doing this the hard way.
  • Fishlegs: Okay, something is going on here!
  • Ruffnut: I agree. I'm beginning to think Grimoors blackmailed him into saying that.
  • Tuffnut: Maybe that's not the REAL Stoick!
  • Stoick: Everyone, calm down. I know it's wrong, but it's the only chance we've got of protecting ourselves from Drago. By the time he returns, he'll have a bigger dragon army, and a much larger artillery. Now go get some rest.
  • Hiccup: He's right, guys. Just go. (Everyone sighs, and they leave)
  • Mantis: (Watching everything, and leaps away)
  • Stoick: I'm proud of you for being assertive to them, Hiccup. You'll make a great leader.
  • Hiccup:...Thanks, Dad! (Leaves, and Stoick's red eyes appear again)

Later...

  • Mantis:...And then they said that they were gonna start plundering and pillaging innosent people for food and weapons, and that they were going into a 9:00 curfew, and that the dragons were gonna be caged and trained to kill other people. And what's worse, Grimoors is going to be the one to cage them and go night-watching!
  • Celestia: My goodness! Stoick would NEVER go to such mannerisms!
  • Applejack: Not even to bring his trust to someone who tried to murder him and frame his peg-legged friend for it.
  • Lord Shen: Everyone, do you know what this means?
  • Patrick:...That Stoick has started to get over-protective of Hiccup and Valka?
  • Lord Shen: OF COURSE NOT, YOU BIG PINK IDIOT!!! It means that Stoick is definitely an imposter. And one who knows spells. No other person can jam Celestia's truth-sensing abilities, or have a magical disguise.
  • Icky: "But that's it. Who is this guy, if not Stoick?"
  • Po: "Maybe it's the Villain Leage's doing!?"
  • Icky: "Well, then we have three theories. One: It's Chrysalis or one of her best powerful enough Changelings. Two: It's mother fucking Junjie again. Three: It's a Shocktrooper with an anti-magic disguising device curtity of Skipper and the Penguins' least faverite Dolphin."
  • Skipper: "Blowhole!"
  • Merlin: "One problem. The leage isn't even anywhere near the area, let alone this part of the universe. The High Council sent the Guardians to ensure the leage stays put and refraign from causing mayhem during our time with Hiccup."
  • Po: "Then, it could be, the Dark Dragon Scourge?"
  • Icky: "If so, then it's Dork Dragon's slimly yes women Counciler Chang! The bitch!"
  • Twilight: "I might have some doubts. The Scourge Imperials have no current interest in the Viking/dragon rider community as of this time. Also, not even she would be able to make a very convincing lie, or a powerful enough disabling spell that works on a devine like Celestia."
  • Icky: "Then, it has to be one of those, Rahkshi things in a speical dusiguise spell."
  • Squidward: "Rahkshi can't talk, stupid."
  • Dr. Cockarouch: "Then, could it be Team Nefarious?"
  • Icky: "Well, it's either Robot Lawerence in a speical disguising hologram that's magic proof and protacts against lie detection, Doofinshirts wearing his latest "Inator" that enables him to become Stoick with anti lie detection magic from Morgona and Zigzag, who stole from Ursula, or Nefarious created a magic proof evil clone of Stoick!"
  • Lord Shen: "Not that does things don't sound like things Team Nefarious would be capable to pull such dids, cause it does sound like them in the nutshell, but there's a one flaw."
  • Icky: "What's that?"
  • Lord Shen: "As we know, with exception of the Buzz Lightyear villains, Team Nefarious is mostly a group of incompident villains. For throey number one, Nefarious' comtractions have the habit to backfire, so we would've discovered Lawerence by now. Secondly, Doofinshirts is the most rediculious villain in the Disney Line-up that even Prince John would look like Chernibog compaired to him, he's very awkword and would screw up. Also, he's rotinely plauged by a Platapus secret agent in a fedora hat, so we've would seen him by now. And finally, Nefarious never had the chance to collect Stoick's DNA, and now will never will in light of his Viking Funeral."
  • Icky: THEN WHO THE HELL ARE WE DEALING WITH?!? It's not like it's some kind of Darkspawn that somehow escaped the Banished Realms! I mean, aside from the monsters hiding out on Skullian Prime. Darkspawn are incapable of escaping the Banished Realms.
  • Bagheera: Well, we have to figure out soon. Who knows what this imposter is intending to do?
  • Cynder: "And we have to hurry! It'll soon be 9:00."

Berk, 5 minutes till nine.

  • Grimoors was protroling.
  • Grimoors: "5 minutes till lights out, meats!"
  • A voice: "We heard you 10 times already about the time!"
  • Grimoors: "Remember! We'll comence our very first pillaging, of a passing england trade ship! The royal navy's not gonna know what hit'em."
  • Another voice: "You said that alot two!?"
  • Grimoors: Ok, ok! Sheesh! I'll refriagn informing you people for 5 minutes! Sheesh..... You think these people would appresiate a more orderly Viking Village Enforcer. I mean--
  • Stoick: GRIMOORS, MANNERS!
  • Grimoors: Uh...yes, sir!
  • Astrid: (She and the others are hiding in her room) Okay, something's going on here. Stoick has to have been forced to make these regulations. We're gonna need to inform the Shell Lodgers about this.
  • Fishlegs: But you heard Grimoors, we're not allowed to leave our homes after 9:00.
  • Astrid: Don't worry. I was prepared from the start for something like this. (Takes out some cans attached to string as phones) I got this from the Shell Lodge so we can talk freely in case something like this happens. The string is invisible, so Grimoors will never notice.
  • Snotlout: "Slight problem, we don't even know, where their van is. It could be anywhere in the island."
  • Astrid: Oh, sure we do! It's right over there! (Points at the van that's parked right near the Dragon Arena)...We'll connect the cans all the way to this! (Shows them a small antennae-like device on a can) Kowalski made this so we can make contact with them. It may have little connection, but it's all we've got. Got nowhere else to go, so we have no choice.
  • Everyone: Right!
  • Astrid: Alright, let's split! (They each go into their homes, and Grimoors looks around to see everyone going inside, and then sneaks out of the village)

Astrid's House

  • Astrid: (She, Snotlout, Tuffnut, Ruffnut, and Fishlegs connect their can phones) Can anyone hear me?
  • Everyone: LOUD AND CLEAR!
  • Fishlegs: AHHH, MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!!!
  • Astrid: Well, good. Activating the connection. (Turns on the device, and it begins static, and soon, the Lodgers' voices are heard)

Shell Lodge Van

  • Skipper: Alright, men! The entire village is on curfew, so it's all up to us to solve this case.
  • Private: I'm a little stumped on who this imposter might be, Skipper!

Village

  • Astrid: Imposter?
  • Snotlout: What are they talking about?
  • Fishlegs: I think they're figuring something out.
  • Astrid: Let's not turn on communications until we hear what they're going on about.

Shell Louge Van.

  • Icky: "But we still don't know who this imposter Stoick is. We already ruled out the villain teams, and we yet to meet an OC villain capable of something like this. We're stumped here."
  • Tigress: "Well, we're also unable to further investigate Stoick thanks to curfew that strangely implies to us sicne we're staying here."
  • Cynder: "I'm very worried that there's a plan to plunder an english trade ship that's going to pass around here. What if the British Navy retailiates to this if they caught on? They're not tolerent to anyone that's a capable threat to anything under english control."
  • Sparx: Uh, Cyndy, I don't think English ships or British Navy exist in these worlds.
  • Shenzi: He's right, hon. I think there's mostly just Vikings, sailors, and pirates.
  • Cynder: "Then why are they planning to raid something that's not suppose to exist?"
  • Mr. Dodo: Well, I think they thought it was an English trade ship because...well, surprisingly, it's from another world. That means the Vikings are gonna go over there and rob them.
  • Private: We can't let that happen! That could definitely get the attention of the High Council! They'll get punished for it!
  • Cornwall: Not to mention making them pay for the crime.
  • Devon: That's the same thing, moron!
  • Susan: "But won't we get in trouble with the Vikings if we go against their new regulations?"
  • Lord Shen: "Their only enforcer is a foul-mouth outcasted jerk. I think there's little to worry about."
  • Icky: "But Stoick, err, Not Stoick, can make Hiccup and the other vikings to turn on us if we stand up to this!"
  • Skipper: "It'll be risker if we do jack squat! Ignit will never let us hear the end of it if we didn't stop a ship raid and yet we knew one was gonna happen! They were already ticked about the Space Pirate Fiasco!"
  • Banzai: "Aw man, I hate lose-lose situations where we're fucked no matter what we do!?"
  • Girl Sora: "Well if we're going down, we go down doing what's right."
  • Sparx: Besides, it won't matter if we get in trouble. If they find out about the Vikings plans to raid a ship, they'll get...in trouble...themselves. Damn, did I say something stupid!
  • Alex: That's a good point. If WE get in trouble, THEY get in trouble. And if THEY get in trouble, nothing will be the same.
  • Melman: So we can't get caught, or they'll get discovered in making a bad choice, and be punished?!? What're we gonna do?!?
  • Missing Link: We're still gonna get through this, Melman! I know we will. Nothing has ever stirred us away before, so I'm sure this won't be any different.
  • B.O.B: Uh, guys? You might wanna see this! (They both see Grimoors and Stoick meeting up in a secluded area down the hill)
  • Applejack: It's Grimoors and the Stoick imposter!
  • Twilight: I think I can listen out on them! (Uses her magic to listen to their conversation) You guys keep an eye on them while I listen to their conversation....

Secluded Area

  • Grimoors: So what do we do next, sir?
  • Stoick: "The English Trade ship will come mid-day tomorrow. I already have 4 key ways to bring down it's defences. Gronkles will destroy the canons. Monsterious Nightmares will attack the crew. Deadly Nadders will transport all goods to the island, and Hidious Zipplebacks will destroy the ship, so there will be no proof of the insodent. We'll make prisoners out of the crew of the ship, and turn them into slaves."
  • Grimoors: "Ah, I like the way you think, "Stoick". But come on, you already showed me that your not obviously him, so why keeping up the act-"
  • Stocik grabs Grimoors throat angerly!
  • Stoick: "(Different voice) Because You can never know who would be listening, you mindless twit?!"
  • Grimoors: "Ack! Good, Glak, point, "Sto"-ACK!?!"
  • Stoick dropped him in annoyence.
  • Stoick: "(Stoick Voice) Now, how did you like my ability to change voices?"
  • Grimoors: "Uh, good Stoick. Ok, I heard ya plan. Gronkles gronk the canons, Nightmares haunt crew members, Nadders go nadding on weapons, food, supplies, or anything useful, and Zipplebacks make ship go boom. Got it, lock it, accepted it. But what do we need the crew members for? Those british guys are weak!"
  • Stoick: "But they process knowledge of weapons greater then, "Swords" and "Axes", and know things stronger then iron. We can use things like that."
  • Grimoors: "Oh, I hear ye now. It's because they can make guns, isn't it? Though, now that I think about it. It doesn't sound accerate to the day and age of the world we live."
  • Stoick: "Obviously they're from another world you twat! They originated from Disney Briton from the Tarzan world! They're taking a quick stop on their speically made all moble ship capable of flight and space travel, as well as traditional ship things, to take a quick stop to refuel, and then go on their way!"
  • Grimoors: "Sure, but, do we know where the Ship was suppose to go?"
  • Stoick: "There's been rumors that Senator Tri-corn is getting three golden jewel-encrusted diamond covered statues meant to be held for a future cazino. I heard Gold and Diamond can make for very lethal weapons."
  • Grimoors: "Oh, I like that idea! Not to mention they would be tots sytilish! Also, I can already igmagine that crazy dragon lady screaming her cyber-neted head off! Or at least, what I heard from stories."
  • Stoick: "Now, resume your job, and make sure no one, espeically those nosy misfits, do anything that'll be bad for us later. I know well what they're capable off, so be on your toes.... Metathoricly."
  • Grimoors: "Sure thing, "Stoick"." (Leaves, and 'Stoick' flows away in a black cloud)...

Van

  • Iago:...Oh, boy! Please tell me that kind of magic smoke travel isn't familiar!
  • Shifu: I'm afraid so. It's another Darkspawn!
  • Twilight: (Ends magic spell) Guys, they said they're gonna attack the British ship tomorrow. And they said that it's from Tarzan's World and it's going to ship off some golden and diamond statues that Senator Tri-Corn needs to open a...casino for some reason. I think it definitely IS a Darkspawn.
  • Icky: Oh, God, no! How could a Darkspawn escape the Banished Realms? We've been around disarming several Darkspawn Relics in the past, and yet I have NO clue how they keep tackling us! I mean, the only Darkspawn we've known to escape the Banished Realms were Nefarious, Fagin, and Mirage! Even then, it wouldn't be possible for--
  • Skipper: Enough with the blasted complaints, already! It's not the first time we had to face the likes of a Darkspawn! We've faced them...uh...how many times, Kowalski?
  • Kowalski: Heck if I know. We've had so many victories, I hardly keep track of who we fight or not.
  • Skipper: Hoover Dam!
  • Rico: You said it!
  • Kowalski: Well, now that we know what our imposter is, all we need to know is WHO he is, and what he intends to do.
  • Twilight: And I'm guessing looking it up won't work very much?
  • Shifu: No. There's so little knowledge of Darkspawn, that even the information on a machine cannot provide it.
  • Merlin: Hell, we've never even HEARD of a Darkspawn who takes the shape of someone else just for the sake of making someone happy. Darkspawn care about nothing but conquest. They normally abolish kindness and morality.
  • Icky: "Well, maybe he was like Zuhrontimon. Another backwords Darkspawn. Remember when Zuhron was buildt up to be the most badass darkspawn of all time, but really he was a pacifist? Well, maybe, this was a Darkspawn that thinks there's ways to make people obey you without spilling blood and/or making them piss miserable."
  • Lord Shen: "Trouble is, Darkspawn like that are normally abolished and tortured to no end!"
  • Icky: "Well, since he was quick to make the Vikings into following expected Viking protocal, like pilaging and plundering, I think this guy was tortured to follow approbeate darkspawn behavior, like, conquest lusting and the malmitulation of weak-willed power hungry morons like Grimy."
  • Spongebob: "Guys, I think we need to see an expert about this."
  • Lord Shen: "Agreed, but first, by tomorrow, we have a plundering, that needs to be blundered."
  • Everyone was silent.
  • Icky: "Wow..... That's.... That's almost like something I would say...."
  • Lord Shen: "Ok fine, it's not the best line I had all of Season 2, but we can agree this planned plundering needs to be stop!?"
  • Spongebob: "Well, it's time for some shut eye guys."

Astrid's house.

  • The group had stunned faces.
  • Snotlout: "....... Dude....... We got a Stoick Darkspawn imposter?"
  • Fishlegs: "That's horrorable!"
  • Tuffnut: "That's cool!"
  • Ruffnut: "It's coolably horrorable! Or, Horrorably Cool! It's Hor-Cool-Able!?"
  • Snotlout: "..... "Hor-Cool-Able"?"
  • Astrid: "Guys, this is serious! There's some kind of, unknown backwords Darkspawn tricking our tribe to steal and hurt people for him! And he's gonna turn the dragons into killers!?"
  • Fishlegs: "But no one's gonna believe us. We would looks like, defient Vikings if we say anything!"
  • Snotlout: "Then let's keep our yaps shut then! It's not like Grimoors would let us expose his only hope to turn us into crooks anyway!"
  • Astrid: "Not just because it would be virtually impossable without proof! But for the lougers if they need to keep our tribe from doing something that's gonna get them in trouble."
  • Tuffnut: "Yeah, good idea. There's not even much we can do anyway."
  • Grimoors: LIGHTS OUT, MEATS! I'll have night patrols and roll calls at dusk and dawn, just in case you get any ideas!
  • Snotlout: WE NEVER DO, PAL!...Much!
  • Grimoors: Well, good. Get some rest, now. (They all turn the lights off in their houses)

Come Dawn

  • Grimoors was seen blowing a Viking summon horn!
  • This got Vikings up.
  • Grimoors: "RAISE AND SHINE MEATS?! TODAY'S THE DAY?! FRONT AND CENTAR?!"

Later.

  • Vikings have lined up.
  • Grimoors: "Ok, role-call. Olaf?"
  • A voice: "Here!"
  • Grimoors: "Olga?"
  • A voice: "Here?"
  • The Gang arrived up.
  • Grimoors: "Bucket-head?"
  • A voice: "Here?"
  • Grimoors: "Stubber?"
  • Gobber growled.
  • Grimoors: "I, said, "Stubber?". Your suppose to respond."
  • Gobber: "...... Here."
  • Grimoors: "Hmmp. Astrid?"
  • Astrid: Here!
  • Grimoors: Nut Sibs? (Everyone is confused)...(Sighs) Ruffnut and Tuffnut?
  • Ruffnut/Tuffnut: HERE!
  • Grimoors: Fishlegs?
  • Fishlegs: Here!
  • Grimoors: Snouthog?
  • Snotlout: It's SNOTLOUT?!
  • Grimoors: "Alien Misfits?"
  • Silence.
  • Grimoors: "Alien Misfits? Anyone seen the aliens here?"
  • ???: "Keep your shirt on, Hogar Skunkbeard!?"
  • Grimoors sees the Lougers and Ponies.
  • Grimoors: ".... You aliens better not had been up to something. Stoick asked me to keep a SPEICAL eye on you lot!"
  • Miguel: "(Scoff), Us? Do anything? No!"
  • Shenzi: "I don't think so!"
  • Icky: "No way-zo, Skunkbeard! We would never do anything to ruin your ability to prepare yourselves against an unforeseenable attack from Drago!"
  • Pinkie: "We Pinkie Promise! Cross or hearts. hope to die, stick cupcakes in our eyes!"
  • Patrick: "Like this!"
  • Patrick splats his face with a Cupcake!
  • Grimoors: "...... I can never distrust a promise.... But I have ways to make sure you STAY loyal to that promise! You all are cleaning the mess hall, cleaning the dragon dens, waxing our weapons, and check the dragons of annoying Dragon lice!"
  • Trixie: "(Scoffs in disgust), Your not serious?!"
  • Grimoors: "I'm just getting, started, meats!"
  • Grimoors brings out a scroll, that unfolds into a long, long list that so long, it can be seen still going.
  • Grimoors: "Your also gonna be fishing, hunting, grooming, cooking, and much, much more, from then on, meats! Even you, Princesses!"
  • Twilight: "To qoute Nightmare Moon: Your kidding. Your kidding, right?"
  • Grimoors: "Well, if your staying in our community, you have to WORK in our community! It's Stoick's new policy on outsiders?!"
  • Spongebob: "Isn't that abit unfair?"
  • Grimoors: "Life ain't always fair. Now get to work?!"

Mess Hall.

  • Grimoors: "Ok, Sponge and, Pink thing! You two are gonna be a-mopping this mess of a mess hall clean! (Gives Spongebob and Patrick Mops) Now, I want this place spotless! I want it so spotless, that even Thor and His father Odin would want to eat here! I want is so clean, you can eat off the floor?!"
  • Spongebob: "You want it so clean, that you can eat of the floor, that even Odin and Thor would eat here? Yeah I think we can propbuly-"
  • Grimoors: I WAS BEING FIGURATIVE!!! GOD!!! Just clean the damn floor! And if I hear you going behind our backs, I'm reporting you to the High Council!
  • Patrick: Won't YOU and Stoick get in trouble when they hear you're about to cause a crime if you do that?
  • Grimoors: "Pfft! Like that's ever gonna happen! They won't risk hurting their friendship with Stoick, just because we're gonna start being REAL Vikings! If they truely respect Stoick AND hate Drago, they're gonna look the other way!"
  • Grimoors left.

Eventually.

  • the rest of the heroes are made to do embarrising and back breaking chores, even Twilight and Celestia.
  • Grimoors: "There. That'll keep ya from causing trouble. The first ever plundering of a ship will start in 1 hour. It would take months to finish all the chores I made for ya. By the time you'll be finish, we'd had plundered half of the wealth and weapons and food on all of the world! So long, meats!"
  • Grimoors chuckles as he walks away.
  • Icky: "Darn it, he's right. We'll never finish these chores in time! Hiccup's tribe is toast!"
  • Iago: This is bullshit! Since when did Stoick's rule apply to us, anyway? Just because we're here doesn't mean we have to follow those dumb rules! They're wrong! I mean, seriously, it's like they own us! SLAVERY IS ILLEGAL, MAN!!!
  • Rainbow Dash: You're right, this is much like slavery.
  • Po: I mean, all we have to do is to just tell the High Council that a Darkspawn has been infiltrating Berk, and everything will be over. Not only will Grimoors be punished for using us like this, but we'll even stop Hiccup's tribe from ever causing any hurtful things. In fact, let's just tell Hiccup!
  • Twilight: Big problem, Po! It could really hurt his feelings.
  • Po: Well, we're running low on options! Somebody CLEARLY thought it was a good idea to say 'The rules apply to the Shell Lodge Squad and The Mane 6, along with a FREAKING GODLY MEMBER OF THE HIGH COUNCIL!!!' Well, I say we just tell Hiccup, and we'll have this Darkspawn banished in a matter of seconds.
  • Lord Shen: "PANDA?! You remember that if we go and tell Hiccup without confirmtive proof of such things, he'll think we hate Stoick to a T that we'll say awful things about him cause of our appearent servitude!"
  • Shifu: "Not to mention, this is a very clever lier we're dealing with. He could trick the High Council that we lied about it cause we were acting ungratful to the Vikings new regulations, or worse, if we endanger them against a force too pwerful for them. Again, we know nothing of this Darkspawn, or if even ever WAS banished to begin with, or why it would spread happyiness instead of suffering!"
  • Boss Wolf: "Tecnecally, he's doing that in some way without being, direct and widespread. We're clearly suffering doing chores!"
  • Shifu: "My point is, if we do ANYTHING simular to what happened that fateful day on the Canterlot wedding without having proof, it would only serve to make us look like, like, like...."
  • Icky: "Lying Ungrateful Jerks?"
  • Shifu: "That!"
  • Po: "But Hiccup's our friend! And he's CLEARLY not fond of the regulations!"
  • Shifu: "But that does not mean he would suddenly believe his father is a demonic enity!? At the least, he just assumed Stoick is having anuxity attacks and has started to take extreme measures to protact his family and tribe! And Stoick, has proven to do something like it before!"
  • Icky: "Yeah, the first ever movie is proof of it."
  • Po: "Why are you guys saying that Hiccup would turn on us if we just say it already?"
  • Patrick: "Po, I once heard from a random wise stranger said: "You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, maybe even your firend's nose if you both happen to be disgusting, but you can never pick your family."."
  • Po: "And who would say that?"
  • Patrick: "Oh, that hobo guy who hangs out behind the krusty krab. He's wise for being homeless."
  • Po: "But I'm sure if we explained that the imposter is not Hiccup's family, we can surely-"
  • Lord Shen: "ENOUGH of your nonsense!? I want you to promise me, Panda, your are not to be near Hiccup, and tell him about Stoick without evidences! Understand?"
  • Po: "But-"
  • Lord Shen: "(SCREAMS SO LOUD THE ISLAND HEARD IT) UNDERSTAND?!"
  • Po: "...... Ok, fine......"
  • Lord Shen: "Good..... Nothing like shouting to get someone to listen."
  • Po was silent and was mopping somewhere else.

40 minutes until The Plunder begins.

  • Po was washing the wall.
  • Po: "Hey uh, guys, I need to uh, use the uh, chamber pot will quick."
  • Icky: "Po, you can just as easily go to the Van's bathrooms. And do it quickly, and if Grimoors spots you, tell him it's a bathroom break. Even he has to understand you have to answer nature's calling."
  • Po: "Ok...."
  • Po walked off.

Outside.

  • Po started to walk torword where the Van is, and suddenly, sees Hiccup with a chained Toothless.
  • Hiccup: "Toothless, I know this is hard, but you need to understand. Dad, is just not himself now. This is all, a phase he's going through. You know how my dad tends to act like, well, an over-protactive Viking. And nearly dying seemed to worsen that. But trust me. Maybe after a few ships get robbed, and, when the High Council shows up, maybe he'll get the sense back into him, and, things will go back to normal. And we'll be flying like nothing ever even happened."
  • Toothless growled sadly, as if to indicate that Hiccup doesn't understand.
  • Po winced when he couldn't take it anymore. Po knew that when the High Council does get a whiff, it's not what he's gonna think. Po is conflicted to keep quiet, or be forced to spill it! Po shouted!
  • Po: "I can't take it anymore?!"
  • Po ran to Hiccup!
  • Po: "Hiccup, there's something I got to tell you!?"
  • Hiccup: "Look, if it's about my dad, the entire village beaten you to it! I get it! Your all not comfertable about us stealing from people that did nothing to us, but dad is just having his anuxity making bad judgement calls! And I can't say I am remotely fond of what Grimoors is doing, but this is just until the High Council gets his head togather, and everything will be back to normal!"
  • Po: "It's not, exactly that! It's just, he may not even be our dad!"
  • Hiccup: "I'd be offended if you were the first one to bring up the "He's an imposter" argument! Snotlout and the Twins said it once or twice already! Even Gobber of all people said he might not be my dad! But they're just being upset that dad's being un-nessersarly extreme again! But I instsisted, time, and time, and time again, it's just until he gets over it!?
  • Po: "That's just it! He's not just an imposter, he's a DARKSPAWN imposter?!"
  • Hiccup gasped. Then turned angry.
  • Hiccup: "Ok, that, offended me, cause it's the first time, ANYONE has said it!"
  • Po: "Hiccup, you don't understand! We spied on Stoick and Grimoors talking about the planned raid and Tri-Corn's golden statues for a cazino we didn't know that she's considering, and we saw dark smoke! Also, come on! When has your dad ever trusted someone like Grimoors to enforce the island?! The same guy who tried to kill him for power and framed Gobber for it?!"
  • Hiccup: "He's having Anuxity attacks Po! Like what you said when you had to fight a murderious martical arts snow leopard?!"
  • Po: "Hiccup, your not listening to me-"
  • Hiccup: "No Po! YOU, listen to me! You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, maybe your friend's nose if your both disgusting, but you can NEVER pick family! Are you asking me to pick a bunch of dumb aliens over my father?!"
  • Po: "He's NOT your real father?! HE'S A FILTHY SUPER-GROSS SOUL SUCKING DEMON THAT SOMEHOW DIDN'T GET BANISHED TO THE BANISHED REALMS!?"
  • Hiccup: "..... I thought, we were friends Po..... I know, my dad isn't being himself, BUT ACCUSING HIM OF BEING, A DEMON!? A DARKSPAWN, NO LESS?!"
  • Vikings began to gather and see the arguement.
  • Po: "Hiccup, seriously calm down, your causing a scene!"
  • Hiccup: "YOU, STARTED IT, FATASS?!"
  • Vikings: "OHHHH!?"
  • Po: "Now wait a minute, that's alittle uncalled for."
  • Hiccup: "SO IS ACUSING MY FATHER OF BEING HELLSPAWN!?"
  • Po: "Hiccup, please! I know you want to believe your dad suddenly came back cause of a magical, backwords merman and had an unexplainable adventure to come back here, but let's be realistic?! Sneaking aboard spanish ships without notice?! Riding on Skuldrons?! FREAKING NYAN CAT?! Don't you think this is just some bullshiting imposter who made a story up so he wouldn't be suspected?!"
  • Hiccup: "THE ONLY, BULLSHITER, I SEE, IS YOU, FATASS?!"
  • Po: "Hiccup-"
  • Hiccup: "SHUT UP?! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT ANYMORE?! YOU BETTER APOLOGIES, OR YOU AND THE LOUGERS ARE BANISHED FROM BERK, AND THE WORLD IT'S IN?!"
  • Po: "I am NOT gonna apologies for telling the truth!"
  • Hiccup: "Well good, cause then there's gonna be no problem with me saying, YOU AND THE LOUGERS ARE BANISHED FOREVER?! FROM BERK, AND THE PLANET IT'S IN!? AND DON'T FORGET TO TELL PRINCESS MOLESTIA THAT SHE AND HER WHINEY BABIES ARE BANISHED TOO, AND SHE CAN FORGET, ABOUT ME JOINING THE HIGH COUNCIL TO SUPPOSINGLY REPLACE STOICK?! I GUESS WE CAN NO LONGER WORK, IN THE HIGH COUNCIL'S THEOCRATIC EMPIRE ANYMORE, NOW CAN WE?!"
  • Tears are seen on Hiccup's face. Hiccup turned and hugged Toothless.
  • Hiccup: "Grimoors, exchort the Panda and all his friends to the van now. We, have no need for them."
  • Po: "Hiccup no! You don't under-"
  • Grimoors appeared and grabbed Po by the ears, hurting him!
  • Grimoors: "You first, fatso! Oh, am I gonna get me kicks seeing the reactions of your friends when they know, you blew it big time, fatso?!"
  • Po: Hiccup, you're making a BIG mistake! You might need us! If you find out too late, there'll be no one else to help you!
  • Hiccup: Don't EVER speak to me again, Po! My mind is made up! Now go!
  • Grimoors: This way, Panda! NOW!
  • Po:...Fine! You won't face the truth, then don't expect US to come to your aid. We're NEVER helping you again.
  • Hiccup: We don't NEED your help anymore after all of this. GO!
  • Po: (He leaves, and Stoick sees all of this and smiles with his red eyes)

Shell Lodge Van, Space

  • Shifu: PANDA, HOW COULD YOU DISOBEY US?!?
  • Lord Shen: You promised us you wouldn't say a word, but you did! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!!! We warned you that Hiccup would take it the wrong way, but you never listened. Now look where we are! Banished forever!
  • Po: Well, what did you expect me to do? They forced us to do chores like a bunch of slaves, and that goes against EVERYTHING that the Shell Lodge Squad stands for. Surely you all would know that.
  • Tigress: We do chores all the time, Po!
  • Po: But you heard Boss Wolf, we wouldn't finish those chores in time to stop Hiccup and his friends from making themselves a disgrace to their names. We were left with no other options. I'm sorry, but I couldn't help it. I mean, what would YOU do if you were left with no other options on how to save Berk?
  • SpongeBob: Well, I don't know, but what you did is intolerable! I'd kick you out right now if we didn't know any better after Shifu's incident with Fidget!
  • Po: What about the High Council? They were gonna punish them either way. Now that Hiccup's banished us, he brought it on himself. Well, after all that, I say F*** HIM! (Everyone gasps)
  • Icky: Whoa, man! That's a little too far!
  • Celestia: Po, if you're implying we just let Hiccup make a mistake and get punished by the High Council for it just because he didn't believe you and had us banished, then you're wrong!
  • Spyro: She's right! We can't just give up on them because of what they did. Think about it. We still have a chance to stop that Darkspawn!
  • Po: How? It's not like we can tell the High Council about it just because Grimoors has no tie-ins or contacts with them!...(Everyone looks at him)...What?
  • Celestia: You know, that's not a bad idea. It'll be a while for the imposter to bring word of this to the High Council, so it's possible that we can get there and tell them before they do.
  • Po: I still say we leave them! I--(Lord Shen points a blade at him)
  • Lord Shen: You already made a mistake once! We're NOT gonna let that happen again. We're not abandoning Berk for their actions, and I don't want another word from you about it. That is against the Shell Lodge Code!
  • Shifu: He's right, Panda! If we just abandon them, then in a matter of days, everyone would hate us. Plus, you might lose YOUR legacy as the Dragon Warrior! Surely you know how painful losing all your fame is after Ke-Pa's attack.
  • Po:...

Flashback

  • Shifu: I DON'T WANNA HEAR ANYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY! THE LIVES OF EVERYONE HERE IN DANGER BECAUSE OF YOU!
  • Po:...But...
  • Shifu: LEAVE! YOU ARE OF NO USE TO ANY OF US!
  • Ke-Pa: Oh, a chance to watch you flee your own village, drenched in shame? I love it! (Po sadly walks out of the Valley with everyone looking at him either in anger or disbelief)

Present

  • Po:...Yeah, maybe you're right.
  • Shifu: So are you with us or not?
  • Po: Yes, I am!
  • Lord Shen: Then we all agree that we shall tell everything to the High Council before Grimoors tells it to them in a false way. It's the only chance we have after Po's defiance.
  • Mr. Dodo: Even with the hyperdrive, we'd never catch them in time.
  • Icky: "But also, since we're not bounded anymore, yo give Po credit, at least we can freely look up infomation on our imposter from Victor Von Creepypants."
  • Shifu: "But first things first. We need to-"
  • A phone rings.
  • Spongebob: "Oh, it's the HC phone."
  • Spongebob picks it up.
  • Spongebob: "Ignitus, we were just gonna come to you guys that-"
  • Ignitus' voice: "SPONGEBOB, WHAT IS THE MEANING OF PO'S UNETHICAL ACCUSATION!?"
  • Spongebob: "Ignitus?"
  • Ignitus' voice: "DON'T YOU IGNITUS ME, SPONGEBOB?! STOICK CALLED ON HIS COMMUNICATIONS AND TOLD US THAT YOU ACCUSED HIM OF BEING A DARKSPAWN ON HIS MIRACULESS RETURN!?"
  • Boss Wolf: "... Uh oh."
  • Lord Shen: "Blast! We forgot he had a cummunicator!?"
  • Spongebob: "Ignitus, you don't understand?! They're planning to-"
  • Ignitus' voice: "Stoick told us of the sacrivices the tribe is going to make. And he convinced us it is for a greater good."
  • Spongebob: "WHAT?!"
  • Ignitus' voice: "That's right. He insisted this will only be until Drago is defeated for good."
  • Spongebob: "So, your gonna ignor your own rules, just to get at ONE GUY?!"
  • Ignitus' voice: "That "One Guy" harmed the High Council and scarred us, and we were lucky Stoick survived?! I'm sorry, but Drago is too dangerious to do things normally! The Vikings WILL be allowed to plunder and pilage if it means they can defend themselves better against Drago!"
  • Icky: "SERIOUSLY?! YOU GUYS ARE GONNA COMMIT ANOTHER HIGH COUNCIL CONSPIRITY ON A TIME LIKE THIS?!"
  • Ignitus' voice: "If it means we can stop Drago, then Stoick can steal from the devines themselves if he must! Either you lougers apologies to Hiccup for this accusation, and agree to help them, or you will be declaired RENAGADES?!"
  • Spongebob: "RENIGADES?!"
  • Tigress: "Spongebob, don't do it?!"
  • Icky: "People will start hating us for it!?"
  • Spyro: "It won't be right!"
  • Spongebob: ".... Ok Ignitus... You win."
  • Everyone: "NO!?"
  • Spongebob: "WOULD YOU GUYS RATHER BE HATED FOR BEING RENIGADE HEROES, OR BE HATED FOR DOING A GREATER GOOD!?"
  • Mr. Krabs: "... Is it possable to say neither?"
  • Ignitus' voice: "No."
  • Spongebob: "Guys, we don't have a choice. If we refused, we won't be allowed to be near Victor. Guys, we really don't have a choice."
  • Everyone sighed in defeat.
  • Icky: "(Sadly) Life in imfamy, here we come."
  • Spongebob: "..... Everyone's agreed to it, Ignitus."
  • Ignitus' Voice: "Good. You have your orders. NOW FOLLOW THEM?!"
  • The phone disconneted.
  • Po: (Everyone looked at him angrily)...Uh...(Chuckles)...Don't you just hate prank calls?
  • Shifu: THAT WASN'T A JOKE, PANDA!!!
  • Lord Shen: YES! You ruined our legacy! YOU'VE RUINED OUR LIVES!!! The time we rob that British ship, EVERYONE will be hating us! THEY'LL THINK WE'RE THIEVES AND HEARTLESS MENACES!!!
  • Po: Hey, cut me some slack, guys!
  • Cynder: WE'LL NEVER CUT YOU SOME SLACK!!! THERE'S A DARKSPAWN ON THE LOOSE, NOBODY WILL LISTEN TO US, AND THIS VILLAIN IS COUNTERING OUR EVERY MOVE!!! AND YOU LET HIM GAIN THE UPPER HAND BY DEFYING OUR ORDERS!!!
  • Lord Shen: Plus, what is Kairi going to think of me after she hears all of this?!? SHE'LL HATE ME FOR THIS!!!
  • Skipper: Democracy exercise: WHO WANTS PO OUT OF THE SHELL LODGE SQUAD?!? (Everyone raises their hands) GOOD!
  • ???: HOLD IT! (Everyone looks at the Soothsayer)
  • Soothsayer: Kicking Po out of the Shell Lodge is NOT the answer to this problem. And constant arguing isn't the answer, either. You're all acting like the people you don't want to become. Sure Po blew it all away, but he did it because you all were running out of hope. I assure you, acting like jerks is what this Darkspawn was originally planning. He and Grimoors knew you guys would do this, and took advantage of both us and the High Council, that way we would be unable to stop him. You all know how smart Darkspawn are because they were SO close to taking over the UUniverses in the Second Cartoonian War!
  • Lord Shen: WHAT ARE YOU INSINUATING, SOOTHSAYER?!?
  • Soothsayer: I am insinuating that this Darkspawn is trying to turn you guys against the High Council AND each other. And judging that I'm a Soothsayer, I think you should REALLY know what your futures will be if you allow him to do this.
  • Cynder:...(Gulps)...What?
  • Soothsayer: (Shows them a magic portal showing their speculated future)...

Vision

  • SpongeBob: THIS COMMUNITY RUINED OUR LIVES! NOW, WE'RE GONNA RUIN THEIRS! (Their Shell Lodge Van has been turned into a battleship, which begins to attack Berk and burn down villages all over)
  • Hiccup: NO! NO! THIS IS NOT HAPPENING!!! (All his friends appear dead, and even their dragons are dead)...No!...(Toothless falls in front of him dead) TOOTHLESS! (Falls on his dead body crying)
  • Skipper: FIRE ALL MISSILES! (Rico does that, and they all blast Hiccup and the village into ashes)
  • Dark Cynder: (Chuckles) It's so sad it must end this way. Isn't that right, my love?
  • Spyro: (Appears just like Dark Cynder)...Indeed it is! (Chuckles) We've already destroyed Berk for ruining our legacy, and it's really tragic that most of our members had to be taken care of. We shouldn't have put our trust in the High Council for not listening to our warnings. They were nothing but barbarians. I'm glad they're all dead.
  • Dark Cynder: Indeed. Plus, there's no reason for us to go back fighting evil anymore since...well...we've had all evil destroyed and had made sure the Darkspawn had no access out of the Banished Realms forever. We now have a bigger purpose in life: REVENGE!
  • Dark Spyro: Yes! Revenge on everyone we put our trust in! Revenge on those who refused to understand that all we wanted to do was to protect them. But now they've brought this on themselves.
  • Lord Shen: Next stop, Equestria! I hope they're happy to have allowed us to become...THE SINISTER LODGE SQUAD! (Cackles as the Lodge battleship destroys the entire island off as everything goes white)...
  • Malefor's Voice: (Chuckles) He actually did it! He got them off the edge. The Shell Lodge Squad is finally no more. If I ever see him again, I will give him a celebration feast summarizing his success in taking down the Shell Lodge Squad from that day and for all eternity! (Chuckles)...

Present

  • The Lougers are agaped.
  • Icky: "..... Well, junk."
  • Skipper: "Ok, new exsirsize. Re-consider kicking Po out, raise your hand. (Everyone does that). Ok then, motion pass."
  • Savio: "Yeah, but sadly, this guy has a kingpin deal! We do what he wants, we're hated! We disobey and ruin his plans, we're hated!? He wins eitherway!"
  • Icky: "Yeah, it's like the only way we get out of this is if the Grox came from nowhere and blew us up!?"
  • Everyone looks at Icky.
  • Icky: "What? Do I got something in my teeth?"
  • Lord Shen: PREHISTORIC ONE, YOU'RE BRILLIANT!!!
  • Pinkie: I think I missed a step.
  • Lord Shen: Don't you see? We can fake our own deaths! With everybody thinking us to be dead, they won't be focusing on us. And that'll give us total freedom, and we can solve everything.
  • Kowalski: Of course! The perfect opportunity to test out my new invention!

Later...

  • On Berk, Stoick was waiting impatently with Grimoors.
  • Grimoors: "What's taking those stupid misfits so long?"
  • Stoick: "The High Council promised they'll co-operate with us!?"
  • Hiccup: "Give them time! It isn't easy for them to swift from protacting the innosent to steal from them! I mean, I was abit to upset with them, but how was I gonna react to Po calling my father a demon? I heard worser insults from the other Vikings, but that kinda took the cake!"
  • Grimoors: "Well if they don't show up, they're renigades! Stoick is a phone call away to issue that!"
  • Crying was heard.
  • The three see Celestia and the Mane 6, crying, and looked as if they're covered in black ash and, blood.
  • Hiccup: "That is never a good sight."
  • Grimoors: "Ah, once we start to pilage, you get used to it."
  • Hiccup: "Something must be wrong!?"
  • Stoick: "Something wrong?"
  • Hiccup cautiously apporuched the group.
  • Hiccup: "Uh, girls... First of all, I had just reconsidered banishing you guys cause, Astrid knocked some sense into me..... Literally. I shouldn't been mad at Po for insulting my dad. I'll give them another chance, and I promise they won't even have to contribute in the pilaging! I'll talk Ignitus out of it?!"
  • Celestia cries.
  • Celestia: "We appresiate your forgiveness.... But it came too late! We were attacked by Grox and-"
  • Hiccup: "Grox? Those uber-nasty Spore Aliens that attack first and ask questions never? Don't tell me something, happened to them!"
  • Twilight: Oh, they're fine, they beaten out Grox that invaded the ship. We got injured, but they got us out in time, but...*Sniffs* They..... They didn't come with us.....
  • Grimoors: What are you talking about?
  • Rainbow Dash: They're...they're...THEY'RE SACRIFICING THEMSELVES TO HELP US!!!
  • Everyone: WHAT?!?
  • Rarity: Yes, it's true. The Grox came and took out one of their thrusters. They are still able to control the ship, but they've been thinking that...that...that...that they help you guys by doing a kamikaze strike on the British ship!
  • Hiccup: THEY'RE WHAT?!?
  • Pinkie: What's a...kamykamy?
  • Twilight: It's when they ram a flying vehicle at full-speed to cause damage to their target, killing themselves in the process.
  • Hiccup:...Okay, I get that they want to help, but ARE THEY INSANE?!?
  • Celestia: Well, they *Sniff* they argued that their legacy has been damaged, and they believe that no one will forgive them anymore. So they're gonna die like heroes.
  • Fluttershy: (Cries hysterically) WHY?!? WHY?!? THEY SAVED HUNDREDS OF LIVES, AND THEY'RE GONNA DIE!!! (Cries)
  • Hiccup: (Shocked)...I...My God, I...I had no idea they would come to this conclusion.
  • Celestia: Well, we tried to reason with them, but...(Sighs)...we had to let them go.
  • Hiccup: "You seriously couldn't tried harder?! What if they destroyed the weapons and the golden statues in the process!?"
  • Grimoors: "THEY BE MADMEN!? IT'LL BE FOREVER UNTIL ANOTHER TRADE SHIP COMES HERE?!"
  • Stoick: "Hiccup, get to the communicater and talked them out of this now, or my plans are all for nought by those suicidal idiots?!"
  • Hiccup: "You didn't had to call them idiots, but I'll do that!"

Main Hall.

  • Hiccup got to the communicater.
  • Hiccup: "Lougers, COME IN, Lougers! This is Hiccup! PLEASE DON'T KILL YOURSELVES!? AND DAMAGE THE BRITON SHIP!? WE KINDA NEED THAT FOR MY DAD'S PLANS?! BUT MOST OF ALL, I'M SORRY I OVER-REACTED?! HOW DO YOU EXPECT A PERSON TO REACT WHEN HIS PARENT GETS CALLED A DEMON!?"
  • SpongeBob: I'm sorry, Hiccup, but I don't think the High Council would forgive us after they forced us into this whole crime. That's why we're going out in style. But don't worry. Our attack won't bring too much damage to the ship. It will only disable the ship's radar and mobility. Kowalski says it will be an accurate strike good enough for you to make your job easier.
  • Hiccup: BUT COMMITING SUICIDE BY DOING IT?!? DIDN'T I SAY I WAS SORRY?!?
  • Sandy: We forgive your apology, but I'm sure it won't wash out the foul taste Grimoors left in the High Council's mouths.
  • Icky: She's right, Hic. If we do this and stay alive, we will be hated. We're all out of options here. I feel we have one thing left to say to you. Good luck out there when you confront Drago again.
  • Hiccup:...No!...NO, NO, DON'T DO IT!!!
  • Kowalski: Ending transmission! (Transmission ends)
  • Hiccup:...(Gets down on his knees)...I can't believe they're going to do this!
  • Astrid: Well, I'm sorry about this, Hiccup.
  • Grimoors: How stupid of them to actually wanna commit suicide just because I told them about the whole incident. But I must tell you, THAT'S REAL HEROISM! (Chuckles) That's what I like to see in a hero after all. Self-sacrifice.
  • Snotlout: ARE YOU RETARDED?!? WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE SHELL LODGE SQUAD!!! THE MISFITS THAT SAVED THE UUNIVERSES FROM 3 VILLAIN TEAMS DOZENS OF TIMES!!! If they die, then the Villain teams are free to do whatever the hell they want!
  • Hiccup: I can't let this happen! I've got to call the High Council!

Later...

  • Sandy: Well, are yall' ready for this?
  • Private: Uh, how exactly are we gonna do this again?
  • Kowalski: Well, it's quite simple. You see, I built a small mini-ship called the SLS Salvation. It may be small, but it's big enough to fit all of us. We're gonna launch our ship straight into the British ship, and give Hiccup both the idea that we're dead, and the satisfaction of him AND the High Council.
  • SpongeBob: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!!! You mean SACRIFICE OUR VAN?!?
  • Kowalski: I'm afraid so. But don't worry, I made a duplicate years ago that seemed frivolous at the time, but I'm glad I made it. With a few dusting, and cleaning, it'll be ready for use.
  • Ignitus' Voice: (Transmission begins) SHELL LODGERS, ARE YOU ALL INSANE?!? YOU DON'T HAVE TO KILL YOURSELVES TO HELP US!!!
  • Skipper: (Sighs) Our minds are made up, Ignitus! We don't have a choice.
  • Ignitus: OKAY, JUST LISTEN FOR A MINUTE!!!
  • Icky: Why should we? You're risking our legacy by forcing us to commit a crime, so why fight like criminals when we can die like heroes?
  • Ignitus: Because I wasn't fooled by Grimoors lies! (Everyone is shocked)...
  • Spyro:...What do you mean?
  • Ignitus: Well, you might've guessed by now that I've been watching you in the Pool of Visions, and I knew you were getting into some serious trouble. I had to make myself sound angry at you because, oddly enough, he wouldn't listen to any of his other friends about the warning either. Even if I told him, he'd never believe me. I'm with you on your mission all the way, but you still have to do the suicide trick so we can make sure that there isn't any conflict.
  • Skipper:...(His eyes twitch)...You're telling me...you made a conspiracy...and forced us to commit a crime...JUST SO YOU COULDN'T GET HICCUP UPSET?!?
  • Ignitus: It had to be done. There wasn't anything else I could do. The other members of the High Council are too busy with the whole 'making sure Drago was found and kept a secret' thing, and I was left in charge of watching over Berk in the Pool of Visions. I know very well that Stoick is a Darkspawn, yet I have very little knowledge of him. Even the Chronicler has little knowledge of it. You have to get to Victor after you pull this off. I'll be watching over you the whole time, and if things go wrong, I'll contact the others to help.
  • Kolwalski: "Ok, that changes things... You know, I desided that we have WAY too many fond memories on THIS van. So why not the duplicate instead?"
  • Icky: "THANK YOU KOLWALSKI!? (HUGS HIM) I SO APPRESIATE THIS BECAUSE THIS VAN IS WHERE I KEEP ALL MY PORN?!"
  • Gilda: "Porn?"
  • Icky: "..... It pre-dates before I even met you Gilda. Also, a man has a right to look at women pictures. I mean, come on, what man doesn't enjoy porn?"
  • Boss Wolf: "Guilty as charged."
  • Kolwalski: "Ok, ignoring the awkword levels, I think I can activate the auto pilot controls to make the duplicate van crash into the ship!"
  • Lord Shen: "Then commence it, Kolwalski."
  • Kolwalski presses a few buttons.

Dragon Guardian Temple.

  • The Duplicate Van flew off from a hidden carpartment!

The same space as the lougers.

  • The Duplicate Van appears.
  • Icky: "Now, we need to make it look like it was attacked!"
  • Mr. Dodo: "Say no more!"
  • Mr. Dodo started to fire the van's lasers at one of the thrusters of the duplicate, and it proceed to fall!
  • Kolwalski: "It will do the rest on it's on! It will go on a kamikazi coarse torwords the Briton ship!"
  • Lord Shen: "In the mean time, Chi Fu, be sure to prepare a signed apology for the british naton after we're done with this."
  • Chi Fu: "Alchorse Shen."

An area where the Britsh Trad Ship is.

  • A man in a crow's nest looks on boredly with bonoculars.
  • The Captain down below sees him.
  • Captain: "I say, have you seen anything yet, crow's nest?"
  • Man in Crow's nest: "No, capitan, I did not see anything yet, but I'll keep looking for any--" (He suddenly sees the duplicate van heading straight towards them) WHOA! CAPTAIN, THERE'S A FLYING OBJECT HEADING FOR THE MIDDLE BOW!!!
  • Captain: AND IT'S COMING IN HOT AND FAST!!! (The whole crew panics)

Viking Ships

  • Hiccup: (He sees the van as it heads straight towards the ship)
  • Fishlegs: I just can't believe this is happening!
  • Tuffnut: Our favorite heroes are gonna kill themselves! THIS IS THE PART WHERE I GIVE A CRAP ABOUT DEATH! (Cries loudly, and after 10 seconds, the ship strikes the British ship in the bow)
  • Hiccup:...(Sighs) After this, let's have a moment of silence to honor the Shell Lodgers.
  • Ruffnut: And as Skipper would say, let's think of monster trucks! (Tuffnut starts crying until Ruffnut slaps him) PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER, MAN!
  • Tuffnut: Right!
  • Strangely, Stoick does seem to look as if he was ashamed of himself.
  • Stoick: "(Wispers in a different voice) What a loss of potainional oppenents. I only wanted to eliminated them as threats, not.... This....."
  • A very small, but brief tear was seen.
  • Grimoors: "Ah, buck up, Stoick. At least those psycos died for a good cause!"
  • Stoick grabs Grimoors by the throat!
  • Stoick: "(In Stoick's voice) We'll, talk, about, this, LATER?! But, (drops Grimoors) let's not let their sacrivice be in vain! Now's our chance to loot that ship! FORWORD!?"
  • The Viking Ships head torword the Britin Trade Ship.
  • The British Crew see the Vikings!
  • Crew Member 1: "Aw no! We're about to be plundered!?"
  • Captain: "Don't worry men! Just ready the cannons!?" (The Dragon trainers fly their dragons and attack with blasts of fire, dodging every cannon fire. They continue to fight, and the Lodge Van looks at them, and flies away, enters space, and goes into hyperdrive)

Chapter 5: The Darkspawn Lord of Grieving and Solace

Darkspawn Relic Museum

  • Victor was enjoying a regel dinner.
  • ???: "Yo Vics!"
  • Victor looks unchalontly to the Shell Louge Squad.
  • Victor: "Well, I never expected I would get the odd oppertunity of anyone wanting to return to the museum. Espeically heroes with known, dis-satisfactions of an understandable nature on Darkspawn."
  • Skipper: "Oh, don't get us wrong. We wouldn't normally touch this place with a 600 ft poll! We're here on business!"
  • Victor: "Alchorse. I had been advised by the High Council that you would, proceed to request my aide concerning Darkspawn matters. It's the least I can do for the security I had been granted ever since the.... Zuthtron insodent."
  • Icky: "Well, speaking of him, we may've encountered an even more backwords Darksapwn! Even more then Zuy being a passifist!"
  • Victor: "Really?"
  • Lord Shen: "This may sound odd, but, (Victor was drinking sofisicated wine) do you know of a darkspawn that, actselly wants to spread happyness?"
  • Victor spits it out in surprise!
  • Victor: "Sombor?!"
  • Icky: "Some Boar?"
  • Victor: "Sombor!?"
  • Icky: "Some Whore?"
  • Victor: "Sombor!?"
  • Icky: "Son Dork?"
  • Victor: "........."
  • Gilda smacks Icky!
  • Victor: "I can't believe it! After years of obscurtiy since the Chernibog times, he's resurfaced!?"
  • Icky: "The first Cartoonian War? THE REAL ONE?! YOU mean, this guy's one of the Chernibog guys?!"
  • Victor: "Well, more or less on the matter of speaking. He's a very speical, and, odd-minded Darkspawn."
  • Victor got up.
  • Victor: "Come. I have been studying this, odd specimen ever since I discovered aichent darkspawn tablet diaries."
  • Gilda: "They write their personal thoughts on rocks? Sad."
  • Victor: "In fairness, it was before paper was invented. Alot of personal thoughts and other things were written in stone."
  • Icky: "Wow. The REAL First War times were fucking primitive."
  • Victor: "So now you understood why the High Council adopted seemingly un-nessersary conspirities."

Victor's study.

  • Victor: "I apologies if my room had seen better days, but this particular Darkspawn, fascinates me. So, polor oppeasite of what Darkspawn stand for! So many questions need answering, many secrets he can hold! Such a marvel of Darkspawn complexity."
  • Skipper: "Gees, and I thought Kolwalski was such a NERD!?"
  • Victor: "Well he isn't the only one who shares a love for study, thank you very much."
  • Victor picks up some stone tablets.
  • Victor: "And now, to bring forth, the origins, of Sombor. The Darkspawn Lord of Grieving and Solice."

Flashback.

  • (Victor); "T'was during the early beginnings of the first ever Cartoonian War, one destin to deside the fate of the universes. I am Spawn number 8938263782. I went by as, "Sombor", cause in the fact of my somboring physical condition. I was the scronniest, weakest of my brethern. I was more fit to be part of the Darkspawn embessy cause of my unfaulting intelligents."
  • (Icky): "Yet he writes on rocks?"
  • (Smack)
  • (Icky): "OW!?"
  • (Victor): "In my honest opinion: I HATED, WHAT MY PEOPLE ARE ABOUT!? Chernibog is gonna bring himself to self-ruin for this current generation and any future Darkspawn in an unforseeable future! But I knew better to try and warn, and go against what is tecnecally the father of all darkspawn. All my brothers and the rare amount of sisters are all strong and vicious, but..... I was smart, but weak. I only got this position because of my stragity and mind-malmitulation. I cannot help but to wonder. I was destine for greater things. I even found myself, singing about being among these people, the mortals, that the Darkspawn seem to be, so determined to enslave.... Mostly after I am tormented by fellow brothers in the Darkspawnhood."
  • Darkspawn Warriors are seen mocking the Silluette of "Sombor", as music began to play as his younger self is reveiled, and begins to sing.
Satan Up There-With Lyrics

Satan Up There-With Lyrics

  • (Victor): ".... But at the time, I was viewed, as a hopeless pipedreamer. One day, I left the fire world, and comence to, secretly study the basic mortals...... I had recently discovered that, a young boy who was tragicly unpopular lost his parents. He was deem, not to last long, and inferior. I once had the misfortune to be deemed, inferior, and wasn't gonna last long, but I showed those fools for the most part. Something had to be done for the poor boy. I manifest my powers to malmitulate my shape to become, another person. I became Reggie Vornaball. I adopted the poor child, and took him away from the usually specital fools. The boy and I bonded. He was so happy, and for once, I felt.... Happy. Is this, what morally feels like? Is this, what the kindness of the light feels like? Why was I subugated to live in the dark like.... A monster? I intented to abandon the darkness for good..... But sadly, something, went wrong.... Very, very wrong.... One day, angelic looking guards came to me one day, among them, a wizard by the name of Yen Sid."
  • (Skipper): "Yen Sid knew about this!?"
  • (Victor): "I was worried. I knew he recently became a big High Council supporter. But I hoped I can reason with him."
  • Sombor as Reggie: "Good afternoon, High Council supporter Yen. I just want you to know, I am rooting for you guys to defeat those darkspawn! Say hi to the nice man, Maxwell."
  • Maxwell, the kid: "Hello sir."
  • Yen Sid: (Grabs Sombor) Don't try and play nice with me! I know you're a Darkspawn! I can sense the energy inside of you.
  • Sombor: What are you talking about? (Yen Sid transforms him back into his original form, scaring Maxwell)
  • Yen Sid: You should be ashamed of yourself for trying to seduce this poor child as one of your henchmen!
  • Sombor: I WASN'T!!! I SWEAR TO GOD, I WASN'T!!! I'M JUST HOPING TO START A NEW LIFE HERE!!!
  • Yen Sid: NO! A darkspawn can never be capable of such nonsense! You should've never left Chernibog's realm!
  • Sombor: I left them, okay! I just want to be free for once. Why can't you just accept the fact that I'm a different kind of Darkspawn?
  • Yen Sid: Your kind doesn't belong here! They belong imprisoned!
  • Sombor: Are you kidding me? I WANT TO BE NORMAL, YOU ACCUSING JERK!!!
  • Yen Sid: Insulting a High Council member? Oh, now you're in BIG trouble!
  • The Angelic armor guards tied Sombor up in holy chains that damage his powers!
  • Maxwell: REGGIE!!! NO!!!
  • Yen Sid: You shouldn't have met him, kid. You can't trust things like him.
  • Maxwell: HE CARED FOR ME SO MUCH, I DON'T SEE WHY I SHOULDN'T TRUST HIM!!!
  • Yen Sid: He was trying to seduce you into becoming one of him, just like the Darkspawn are doing to others. You are not going anywhere without an escort from us from now on.
  • Maxwell: NO! YOU TOOK HIM AWAY FROM ME!!! YOU ARE JUST THE WORST PERSON I HAVE EVER MET! I'M NOT GOING WITH YOU!!
  • Yen Sid: Yes you are! We are trying to protect you!
  • Maxwell: ALL YOU'VE DONE WAS TAKE AWAY MY ONLY FRIEND!! I WILL SEE TO IT THAT YOU PAY FOR THIS!
  • Yen Sid:...Very well. If that's how you want to play it. (Hypnotizes Maxwell) You will forget about your friend forever!
  • Maxwell: I will forget my friend forever!
  • Yen Sid: You will have nothing to do with him again!
  • Maxwell: I will have nothing to do with him again!
  • (Victor): When I was tossed back into Chernibog's realm, I was brought to Chernabog himself. As punishment for my actions. I lost my position, then I was also given, unpleasent tortures like neutoring by Hellhound. I was tortured, and cursed to forever bear the scars of pain to remind everyone the exsample of my attempt. Lord Chernibog eventally haulted my pain, only because he heard about my ability to shape-swift, and he wanted to, use that for, proper darkspawnitude. I, I, I was morally broken. The light sented me away, and then, the very darkness I was trying to escape from, welcomed me back. Chernibog promised he would cohersed Maxwell to return to us, and punish Yen Sid for his brutally! I didn't at first wanted to make him look right about me.... But, I wanted my light back! I... Accepted. I spent the rest of my remaining days following his example, and I haven't seen Maxwell ever since. When the war ended, Chernibog was not able, or would he ever, thanks to me being right about his arrigance leading to his own undoing! I avoided even Yen Sid, by improving my magic during the war, and learned tricks not even Yen Sid can be able to adapt quick enough too. I disgusied myself as a harmless old man, and I have been absint ever since.... But, my newfound addiction to find, happyness, lead me to go around to families and pretend to be a desised family member that "magicly" came back. I prefected my art of acting, and improved my justofications for the realive to be back, so only to become efficent in my powers to make me stronger. I find myself making the tough choice to leave the familes I bonded with, broken. I didn't wanted to do this, but, I.... I am suffering form a morally problem.... I am conflicted if I should be a demon, or a spreader of happiness.... Then, I discovered the mess that was the Second Cartoonian war, caused by a twat cobra and a new Darkspawnian Ruler named Malefor. At the time of this tablet, they recently damaged the once wonderious Skir Prime, and made it into Skullian Prime, moving many of relics from the real first war from a fallen kingdom named Radient Garden there. I secretly moved there, and lived in secret, even after when the war inedably ended in the exact, same, result. All my brethern is capable of, is the exact same stupid mistakes.... And, that's way Maxwell was taken from me.... Because of Chernibog's cruetly. And that idiot Malefor, FOLLOWING HIS EXSAMPLE!? I am glad I didn't got into the second war. I swore I rid the universe of his emotional termoils of death and desipair, and become their salvation. I swore revenge on not only Yen Sid, but the entire High Council for ruining my life, and taking Maxwell away from me.... I just need people to follow me, as a very, beloved ruler, who was recently lost. I hope to become the Darkspawn, that did a truely, greater good. For Maxwell.

Present

  • Shifu: Of course! Our visit to Skullian Prime! He must've saw us battle that machanical monsterosity, and learned of Berk! He was then able to teleport to Berk, and become Stoick!
  • Icky: "Wait..... He's addicted, to happiness?"
  • Victor: "Yes. You see, Sombor has fallen victim to an enity exclusive illness called "Morally Illness". You see, Demons are inhertingly evil, and Most Devines, are inhertingly good, depending on origin. Both Enities must maintain their role in existence, and the approbeate amount of amorally. It's why even good gods are amoral to the troubles of mortals. Trouble is, if Angels, Demi-Gods, and a Demon like Sombor, start to be, too sympathic with mortals, to the point they want to help them, they get morally illness, and become more of a threat then intended, through becoming too attached and concerned for mortals, and become a danger, or invite dangers. Sombor, in his, terrorably misguided guise of wanting to ease the pain of the viking's loss of their leader, as you know, would only serve to invited all kinds of troubles. Sombor would also break Hiccup's ability to move on with his life, as he did with others, and you know, how dangerious clinging to the past is."
  • Cynder and Shen looked at eachother, understanding the danger.
  • Victor: "Also, in light of his lost of Maxwell, and, his own ability to spawn, he seeks to make Hiccup his next "Maxwell". He would intent to make Hiccup his son. Adopt him, if you well. To try and fill a giant cup with no bottom. It's a danger of morally illness. You actselly seen only a minor exsample. Celestia, has morally illness."
  • Lord Shen: "WHAT!? (BRINGS OUT HIS BLADES) WHERE'S YOUR PROOF!?"
  • Victor: "You had previously seen it. A few times. Remember when she scolded you for being a snail-a-phobe, and lying to you about the pirate Taiklar, and the trouble that ensued?"
  • Lord Shen is surprised.
  • Victors: "And her many mistakes in Equestia, like improperly controling Xenophobia, ending slavery without the consinquences for those that benifited from it, placing forest goblins in a swamp! Banishing, her own sister to the moon! It formed ever since she started to bond with the mortal ponies. And it grew more powerful when her family was lost to her, piece by piece. And remember what happened in the Gala when she realises her mistake with two lost souls named Griff and Gob?"
  • Shen started to remember Celestia's, outburst.

Flashback.

  • Gob: "Just listen to us! Do you have any idea how many goblins died of swamp illness or eaten by swamp predators each year!?"
  • Griff: "Yeah, and most of my brothers and sisters are dead from being sick cause we couldn't get them cured, ya ignorent lizard?!"
  • Ignitus roared again causing the two to embrace eachother in fear.
  • Rachet: Maybe you guys should have thought of that before you guys desided to do the evil way of saving your people by making Buleblood and Nefarious do what they pulled.
  • Griff: "WELL WHAT ELSE WERE WE GONNA DO?! CELESTIA CLEARLY HATES GRIFFINS, GOBLINS, AND OTHER MYTHICAL CREATURES IF SHE BANNED MAKING PONIES OUR LABOR FORCE AND KICK US OUT OF OUR HOMES?!"
  • Icky: Oh, now your just being another Celestai hating d**k because of what Pred pulled last easter.
  • Iago: "No no no, he meant when Celestia had the goblins leave the land that is now Manehatten."
  • Icky: "Oh.... But he's still a celestia hating fucktard though."
  • Hurricane: Watch your beak, buddy. There is a few women present.
  • Gob: "And you wanna know the worse of my troubles?! I was helpless to help my daughter when she was dying of swamp illness! None of our medicine masters could help! I was left to be helpless and doomed to watch her slowly vanished! It's something no father should have to go through! I had no onr else but her when my wife died a year earlier?! She, she was my world..... She was the only thing that made me tolerate being in a desiese ridden death swamp in the first place! AND YOU TOOK HER LIFE BECAUSE OF YOUR FACIST FAVERISUM OF MULTI-COLORED MULES?!"
  • Gob broke down crying!
  • Griff: "I didn't got it so hot neither! Cause of you disbaning the Pony Slavery Foundation, of which, I now figured is a controveral name, the griffins who founded it got themselfs into an ecomonic crisis! The flow of the money water fall basicly died when we can't have ponies doing things for us anymore! Not only did the Diamond Dogs ended up becoming rouge as a result, but it also inspired simular but now illegal origanisations to re-establish the trade just to get even! But my family who were big supporters of the PSF, suffered the worse of it! We're muck farmers now because we became bankrupt! Alot of my brothers and sisters are dead and mentally broken, CAUSE YOU, DESIDED TO BE STUPID ON SOMETHING, THAT WAS MORE FAVORED BY US MYTHICAL CREATURES, THEN IT WAS DISFAVORED, BY UNAPPRESIATED MULES?!"
  • Griff was breathingly heavily as the worse of his rant was said and done.
  • Celestia was shocked by these revelations
  • Celestia: "Griff.... Gob..... I.... I never realised any of this...... It's just, ponies were being unhappy they were being drafted into being forced to hard, humiliating labor, and for Gob's case, there were alot of ponies who would've been homeless if I hadn't made the desidion, I....."
  • Griff: "Well, thanks to you playing faverite with the minority, we all end up unhappy! The Bevolent princess of Equestia and the sun my tail feathers! More like the Tyrant of Equestia and the sun! Yeah! That's what ya'll are! A sun-soaked, idiotic, stupid, hard-headed, ignorent, sun-bleached in the brain, T-Y-R-A-N-T Tyrant!? You screwed everyone in the end no matter who suffers in your game of facistisum, Tyrant Celestia!"
  • Midnight Fate punches Griff in the gut!
  • Griff: "YOW?!"
  • Celestia began to shed tears.... It is a continuious losing battle. No matter what desidion she makes, someone ends up getting the raw end of the deal. Benifiting ponies has a negitvie effect on the Mythic Beasts, but trying to re-establish trust in Mythic creatures resulted in ponies getting harmed or even killed. No wonder why gods would avoid getting into the matters of mortals, cause no mortal, great or small, would ever be happy whatever desidion their rulers would make.
  • Spyro: (Dubbed as Brian) No wonder these two are "Celetia is a tyrant" believing twats, that lost their minds along with evrey mythical beast villain who ended up dead, humiliated and comuppenced, and Pred now thinks you are a sun-soaked monster loving tyrant he fanitised about! This is rediculous! No offence your highness but you can't keep doing this!
  • Spongebob (Dubbed as Stewie) Nobody can! The negitive effect on the mythical creatures is becoming WAY to inhuman!
  • Lord Shen: "Celestia my darling, forgive my scolding but, LOOK WHAT THE HELL YOU JUST DID?! First Pred becoming a xenophobic psycopath because of you wanting the ponies to befriend mythic beasts, NOW THIS?! Thanks to your failure to realise that the Pony Slavery Foundation that, dispite the ironic name, was more benvolent then what the ponies thought! Yes, they were unhappy that they were forced into labor! But you should've negotsiated with the PSF to adapt to mor ethical terms instead of blunt disbanion and making a law against it! AND THEN THERE'S THE GOBLINS! My god.... They have to live in a death trap of a swamp when you took away their land to build Manehatten! Yes, you made ponies happy, but instead, if you wanted to satisfied both parties involved, you should've found a way to make both things work! You should've had the PSF used more humane and less forceful tactics or at least change the damn name, and made the Ponies understand the impournece, and you should've had Manehatten made somewhere else, or if that couldn't happen, AT LEAST give the Goblins more exceptable living conditions! I mean, FOREST GOBLINS IN A SWAMP?! DID THE DAMN SUN SOAKED YOUR MIND AFTER ALL?!"
  • Pred: "I'm right here, ya know. I can hear your backlash!"
  • Celestia: "(Crying), I'm so sorry, it's just that, the pony councils had a different views on those events, and there were still foul feelings cause of the fear war, and, and, I was helpless to do anything to benifit both, I, I, I was forced to do what was done........ It's just, alot of ponies were afriad the Slavery were selling ponies to those that would have sexual intentions, and the councils warned me that parents would be heart broken if some deranged pervent can legally do what they please with their childen, and, and, and, the goblin mess was because, well, Goblins were the most negitivly viewed cause of the fear war back then, and there was little understanding in where they thrive in, and the swamp was the nearest place, we didn't know what it was and, and, and-"
  • Celestia dropped to the ground and cried out of control!
  • Spongebob: (Dubbed as Stewie) THIS is a disaster!
  • Spyro: (Dubbed as Brian) I can't believe it! We were suposed to have a fun night together, and these two "sun stroke tyrant" idiots, Blueblood and Team Nefarious completely blew it!
  • Icky: "But we saved the day in the end."
  • Spongebob: "Yeah, there's that. But now Celestia is sad like we wouldn't believed."
  • Pinkie: "This ended up being another bad night at the gala."
  • Twilight came torwords Celestia.
  • Twilight: "Celestia, please stop feeling bad for yourself. You never meant to wronged mythic creatures, let alone griffins and goblins."
  • Ignitus: But all this hasn't change what you two, Buleblood and Team Nefarious have done. You are still going to be punished.
  • Celestia got up.
  • Celestia: "No Ignitus...... Blueblood, Griff and Gob are not a High Council Matter."
  • Ignitus: "(Flabbergasted) What?!"
  • Griff: (Surprised) Your not going to have me and Gob puplicly punished and exicuted after everything we've done and what we just called you?
  • Gob looked up, in surprise and confusion.
  • Celestia: "Ignitus, the likes of Pred Judu Des, his adopted daughters, Hidden Shadow, the unicorn council, Griff and Gob, and almost every evil mythic beast that threatens Equestia, are because of me...."
  • Everyone: "WHAT?!"
  • Celestia: "I keep making horrorable mistakes to others. Because of it, I am respondsable for the deaths of both ponies AND mythic creatures because of my desidions..... Think about it.......... Because of the Unity, Pred was inspired to try and destroy it because of the evil that exsited among the ranks of mythic beasts, and somewhat actselly did, but they wouldn't happened if everypony, including me, had a better understanding of their intentions to make laberors out of ponies, or any other problem of the sort..... I am more guilty then those that intent harm, cause my accsidental harm was more desistating then even the real first cartoonian war. Gob, a griving father, and Griff, a griffin whos loyalty was to his family, turned into pawns of Nefarious because the promise of revenge on me was waiting for them, my sins undone by the promise of a madman. I am practicly respondsable for most of the horrorable things that happen to Equestia.... And, I DEMAND TO BE PUNISHED FOR IT?!"
  • Ignitus was speechless, as well as the very confused dragon guardians.
  • Celestia: "I want you 4 to attack me with all you got."
  • Volteer: "Celestia, your being abit too emotional now, let's please retain calm heads and-"
  • Celestia's grief and shame proves too much, and the little dark magic she once used as a demonstraction became too strong, as her eyes got Sombra's purple dark magic eyes as purple electrisity began to form!
  • Celestia (Voice deep): "I SAID PUNISH ME YOU FOALS?!"
  • Celestia zapped at Ignitus and the other Dragon Guardians!
  • Ignitus: "Celestia, what in the name of-"
  • Celestia blasted Ignitus into a wall!
  • Blam!
  • Ignitus was hit really hard by that blast!
  • Banzai: Anyone noticing that Celestia's going nuts?
  • Lord Shen: "Is Celestia honestly determined to take the fall for Blueblood's goons' actions cause of a few mistakes in the past?"
  • Celestia tossed Volteer across the ball room, as he crashed into the table, He gets up, but then Celestia slams into him with incredable force!
  • Boss Wolf: "Appearently yes."
  • Sharp-Pay: "YAY! CELESTIA IS ATTACKING THE ALIEN DRAGONS?!"
  • Icky: "Now is not, nor would it ever will be, a very good time to make things worse?!"
  • None of them realizes is that Celestia is starting to get violently sick as she continues fighting the high council.
  • Celestia tosses Cyril into Terrodor!
  • Celestia: "Incomident cowards! I demand to be punished now?!"
  • Then she then gets a heart attack then gollapsed on the floor.
  • Lord Shen: "CELESTIA MY DARLING!"
  • Lord Shen ran torwords Celestia!
  • Lord Shen held Celestia's head.
  • Lord Shen: "My beloved, what, what's going on?!"
  • Kairi: Somebody call a doctor!
  • Celestia was breathing heavily.

Reality.

  • Lord Shen was breathing heavily.
  • Lord Shen: "It's.... Not just a weak heart to years of regret and mistakes, isn't it? Because Celestia didn't follow the amoral rule, she is, hurting herself, and unintentionally others?"
  • Victor: "I know this will hurt you, but yes.... That is, morally illness."
  • Spyro: ".... Is, that the real reason why Yen Sid did this to Sombor? To protact him from himself, and hurting Maxwell in a way Sombor wouldn't meant too?"
  • Victor: "Yes, but he was relucently force to disguise it that he was punishing Sombor for trying to corrupt Maxwell, to protect him from the dangers morally illness would invite. Maxwell should be thankful it was the High Council who got to Sombor first, and not the angered forces of Chernibog's exicutioners!"
  • Cynder: "You mean, if Sombor isn't stopped, he'll inadvertingly bring more pain to the Vikings then he was trying to heal?"
  • Victor: "In a way, but he is also a danger that he's trying to make a conquest army out of them, so he can misguiding clease the universe of suffering, and become a sole ruler.... Forever failing to realise he would only worsen suffering.... As much as I want study so much more from him, he has to be stopped. He's a danger to himself, and those he tries so hard to care for, and also, to Hiccup's ability to move on. So if the other High Council Members discover and exposed him first.... Hiccup may very well become the next Maxwell... But at least Maxwell had his memory removed so he can learn to grow up and move on.... Hiccup may not get that benifit.... And you know, what would happen if Hiccup can't recover from tragity...."
  • Shifu starts to see a vision!

Shifu's Vision.

  • Hiccup virtually has started to become another Drago, donning a machanical arm, seen leading the Vikings into destroying villages!
  • Hiccup: "THE WORLD WILL BELONG, TO HICCUP THE VAST CONGUEROR!? NOTHING CAN STOP, THE DRAGON MASTER?!"
  • Hiccup orders the dragons, and a much darker Toothless, to attack and worsen things!
  • Hiccup started to laugh maniacly!?

Reality

  • Shifu:...This is bad. We have to stop Sombor before he makes a fool out of himself!
  • Spyro: Absolutely. But we have to do it discreetly. We've already faked our own deaths to escape from conflict with Berk.
  • Victor: "A slight conflict with that plan. He maybe mentally unwell, but he's not stupid! He reatains still his intelligents, and he would start to be suspicious when Grimoors starts reporting that production of what Sombor is planning, starts to fall apart. If I were to make a suggestion, if you seek to savitosh anything Sombor is doing, you need to disable his most trusted malmitullived idiot first."
  • Sparx: And by that, you mean we turn Grimoors against Sombor?
  • Victor: Not what I meant, but that can work too.
  • Spyro: Good plan.
  • Po: But how will we do it? I'm sure Grimoors has the place guarded 24-7, and not even we can get through without getting caught.
  • Kowalski: How about we use the SpyBug again? That small device is an excellent way for us to get the job done. Nobody can tell it's a machine as long as it has a holographic disguise on it.
  • Skipper: Excellent suggestion, Kowalski! I LOVE that thing. Especially when we used it to get the villain teams to go into a riot. GOD, was that funny!
  • Kowalski: And I think I know just how to get the job done. If this plan works, we might not only turn Grimoors against Sombor, but there's a 50% chance that it might cause him to blow his cover. You see, if I can gather Grimoors' DNA and gain access to his voice, I can shout that 'Stoick' is a Darkspawn, and it'll peeve off Hiccup so much, he'll banish him the same way he did to us. If that doesn't happen, Sombor and Grimoors will possibly get into a fight that will cause them to turn against each other.
  • Icky: "Oh, I get it, make the already assholic jerk, look like an assholic jerk."
  • Cynder: "But we still have to time it right! It'll have to be in front for everyone to hear!"
  • Icky: "Or at least where Hiccup or "Stoick" are."
  • Spongebob: "Well, not much left to say except: (Drumatic voice) TO THE VAN?!"

Chapter 6: Berk's Iron-Fisted Takeover Gets Rusted

Berk

  • Celestia: (A spinning Batman cut later, and everyone is seen at a Viking Funeral to mourn the 'loss' of the Shell Lodge Squad) The Shell Lodge Squad died as they lived. The High Council forced them to become criminals, and have them risk the possibility of becoming renegades, and the UUniverses might never be saved again. (Tuffnut cries, as well as Snotlout and Fishlegs) But as good as they were, they died like true Vikings. As long as there are still hero groups out there that can probably take their place, then I'm sure our homes will remain safe forever. Amen.
  • Everyone: Amen!
  • Grimoors: But at least we succeeded on our raid, am I right? (Everyone looks at him angrily)...What?
  • Rainbow Dash: They would've still been alive if it wasn't for you bringing their mistake up to The High Council! Clearly, this is all YOUR fault.
  • Grimoors: You think I LIKED having to tell the High Council? I fulfill my obligations to Stoick, and therefore, it was my duty! Don't judge me for doing what I had to do.
  • Hiccup: Well, what was up with HOW you said it?
  • Grimoors: You couldn't possibly know what I said. I did it in privacy.
  • Hiccup: Oh, I remember every word you said. You said, and thy quote...

Cutaway

  • Grimoors: (On communications) I want to inform you that the Shell Lodge Squad has accused Stoick of being a Darkspawn, and has been banished from Berk forever. They have shown great remorse and great distrust to our clan, and have hurt Hiccup's feelings. I want those renegades to help us prepare to raid a British ship to prepare our future battle against Drago whether they like it or not! Either they help us the way they're supposed to, or they are declared criminals for challenging the High Council!
  • (Ignitus):...Very well, it will be done. (Hiccup is seen watching everything)

Present

  • Grimoors: (Everyone looks at him angrily except for 'Stoick')...(Chuckles) Look, all this can be explained!
  • Astrid: YOU GOT THE HIGH COUNCIL TO THREATEN TO DECLARE THEM RENEGADES IF THEY DIDN'T HELP US?!?
  • Snotlout: That's the harshest thing I've heard a Viking say about such heroes.
  • Grimoors: I had to do something to get them to help us. If they hadn't, then that would mean they never cared that we temporarily lost Stoick.
  • Hiccup: I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT I AM HEARING! Grimoors, I know dad wants you to help us prepare to fight Drago again, but such words cannot be forgotten! As leader, I know that such words are considered to be treason words, and is punishable by banishment.
  • Stoick: I'm afraid he's right, Grimoors.
  • Grimoors: (Looks confused)...Okay, I'm sorry.
  • Hiccup: Good. If you ever do something like that again, you'll leave me no choice but to banish you. Is that clear?
  • Grimoors:...Yes, sir.
  • Hiccup: You're lucky you still retain night-patrol duty, Grimoors. You've been leaving a bad taste in our mouths in the past. Framing Gobber for trying to murder my dad, hunting down dragons in a hypocritical way, and causing the deaths of the heroes the entire UUniverses looked up to.
  • Grimoors: I understand, okay! It won't happen again.
  • Hiccup: It better not. When this is all over, or if the Shell Lodge Squad turns out to still be alive, you must apologize to the High Council for fooling them with such abominable words. Understand?
  • Grimoors: Yes!
  • Hiccup: Let the funeral resume! (The funeral resumes, and the SpyBug had seen the whole thing)

Lodger Van

  • Kowalski:...Well, that's lucky. Grimoors has already made a fool of himself a bit. This could work to our advantage.
  • Sandy: Definitely!
  • Kowalski: Let's get started on our plans which might need to be reevaluated a bit....

Later that night...

  • Grimoors was walking down a night protrolling.
  • Stoick appeared to him.
  • Grimoors:...Okay, sir, I know what you're gonna say, but at least the raid still turned out okay, right? We got the weapons, we got the gold statues and are ready to turn them into more weapons, nobody died.... Well, noboy actselly a member of our tribe anyway.
  • Stoick: But after what Hiccup had said at the funeral was right! I asked you to report it to the High Council discreetly, not by making them look bad! You're risking the success of my plans like this! Hiccup has already been having second thoughts about my choices.
  • Grimoors: I'm sorry, but-
  • Stoick: But nothing! I don't want you to do this again. Any mistake could cost me everything! (This was seen by the SpyBug) But of course, our supplies we gain will be put to good use. Remember, training the dragons to be vicious starts tomorrow. So, I'm giving you one last chance to get this whole thing right without one single screw-up! Don't blow it!
  • Grimoors: D-d-don't worry, man! I got it covered! You have faith well placed in Grimoors the Nasty Mouthed. Nothing could possibly--
  • A small speck started to buzz around!
  • Grimoors: "HEY?! I didn't know we have bugs here?! Stand back, Stoick, I got this?!"
  • Grimoors brings out a big sword!
  • Grimoors starts to aimlessly swing around to try and hit what is the Spybug!
  • Stoick: ".... You are making a fool of yourself, over a bug."
  • Grimoors: "I know what I am doing?! (The SpyBug gets onto Grimoors' back, and it bites him, gaining a sample of his DNA, but hurting him) OW! Pesky bug! (Swings is sword at the SpyBug, but it keeps missing) WHAT KIND OF BUG IS THIS?!? (The SpyBug flies away with the sample)...God, I HATE the time of the year when they come around. They're just pests.
  • Stoick:...Okay, you're lucky no one saw you. Now carry on with your job. (Walks away)
  • Grimoors tocuhes his own back.
  • Grimoors: "Ow! Pest bug! Oh, at least it can't get worse."

Lodger Van

  • Kowalski: Alright, I'll handle everything. Let's just hope for a miracle that something will go down against the two. (Clears his throat, and speaks in the microphone) STOICK IS A DARKSPAWN!!!

Berk

  • Stoick: (Notices) What the--?!?
  • Hiccup: (Wakes up after hearing the shouting again) Aw, c'mon! Not him, too! (Goes out)
  • Kowalski: (In Grimoors' voice) I SAW IT, STOICK IS A DARKSPAWN!!! HE'S TRYING TO USE US TO CAUSE MAYHEM!!!
  • Grimoors: What the hell?!? (He continuously tries to search for the source of the shouts, but the SpyBug keeps cartoonishly changing locations, and keeps shouting and Grimoors keeps failing to find it until everyone comes out and surrounds him)...Uh...I...I can explain! It wasn't me! It's a haunted voice that sounds like me!?
  • Stoick: "Haunted voice?"
  • Grimoors: "Yes, A haunted voice! I think it was another trick of Drago!"
  • Stoick: "........ Actselly, you kinda are speaking the truth. But I don't think Drago has magic..... It's safe to assume the moonlight's playing on our minds! Or Pranksters. From another world."
  • Hiccup: "But that sounded an awful like-"
  • Stoick: "Ok look! Whether or not it was Grimoors, we can't risk just kicking him out over misunderstandings! Remember when you did that on the lougers, and look how well it turned for them?"
  • Hiccup: "But-"
  • Stoick: "Hiccup, I know he's an idiotic jerk, and I have a just as good punishment for waking us up for nothing instead of banishment, just, don't ruin this for me. Grimoors, is our only pilaging exbert, our plundering exbert, and vicious dragon exbert. We can turn our backs now, not after the successful bounty he brought us...."
  • Hiccup sighed.
  • Hiccup: "Fine..... We'll just agree it was a ghost of some kind.... Or alien pranksters.... Or whatever.... I'm going to bed."
  • Vikings began to mutter in annoyence and disappointment, and left.
  • Grimoors: "Whew..... Thanks for the help, Sto. I thought I was gonna-"
  • Stoick grabbed Grimoors!
  • Stoick: "Don't you realise it, you idiot?! It means they're among us?!"
  • Grimoors: "Who?"
  • Stoick: "The lougers."
  • Grimoors: "..... BAH! You gone paraniodingly looney now! Those misfit freaks are dead as dust!"
  • Stoick: "Think about it, you fool! The bug, the voice, the fact you are consideringly disfavered here?! They faked their deaths!?"
  • Grimoors laughed like a jerk!
  • Grimoors: "I think that blasted moon's getting to you too?!"
  • Stoick: "Idiot?! PURE, SIMPLE, IDIOT?!"
  • Stoick slammed him face first in the ground!
  • Grimoors: 'D'OHHH?!"
  • Stoick: "I don't even care if you believe me or not?! Keep an out out for those misfits!"
  • Stoick stomped away angerly.
  • Grimoors: "Rude.... That guy's gone paraniod. Those aliens are as good as dead."
  • Grimoors walks away, muttering in disappointment.

Louge Van.

  • Lord Shen: "Well, that didn't worked exactly like what we hoped, but Grimoors and Sombor's strunted partnership is a serviseable enough victory."
  • Kowalski: Well, I have another plan that I'm sure will work. We'll have to use the camera to record 'Stoick' exposing his true colors, and once we get them...well...we'll have to expose our cover to Hiccup by having the SpyBug show him the holographic recording of Sombor betraying him.
  • Skipper: YOU WANT US TO BLOW OUR COVER?!?
  • Kowalski: Well, we can't keep it forever now that Sombor and Grimoors know about it. Ok, granted, Sombor anyway. Grimoors is too stubburn to be concinced as easily, thank goodness. By tomorrow, everyone will know. I'm afraid it's the only thing we've got left. There's nothing else we can think of.
  • Skipper: Well, if you're sure, soldier, then it's good enough for me.
  • Kowalski: Alright, let's get started. (Moves the SpyBug to Stoick's house, and they see Stoick with his red eyes)
  • Stoick: (In Sombor's Voice) I should've known the Lodgers' deaths were too good to be true. They think they can stop me THAT easily? No! I won't have it! If I find that bug, I'll see if I can catch it and show it to everyone. I know that bug is around here somewhere.

Lodger Van

  • Kowalski: (Sombor's voice is scrambled in the recording)...Okay, I don't get this one bit! How can Sombor's true voice be disguised?
  • Skipper: Just descramble it! We need to know what he's saying if we're gonna make Hiccup aware of what he's planning.
  • Kowalski: I'm trying! (Tries his hardest) Oh, for the love of pie, it's too sophisticated!
  • Skipper: Then just keep recording. We'll try to descramble it once it's done.

Berk

  • Sombor: I already lost a friend once, and I'm NOT gonna lose another one. I've waited too long for this moment, and no hand-be-down, damned misfits are gonna mess it all up! (He suddenly shapeshifts, and after 10 seconds of the Shell Lodgers watching in awe, Sombor finally reveals his true form)...Hiccup will be mine once and for all! Berk will be my new home, and I'll make sure that nobody is harmed by this monster Drago! I'll earn everybody's trust, and I will finally be respected! I'll make sure that even the High Council, all except for Yen Sid who I will deal with in full time, will respect me. Everyone will declare me a hero, and once I feel ready, I will reveal my true self. I'll have gained so much trust by then, no one will even care. I shall conquer Berk, but I shall do it the friendliest way I know how. Tomorrow, I shall reveal the Lodgers' survival, and the High Council shall declare them renegades. (Shapeshifts into Stoick again, and regains his voice) I swear by all that's dark and vial, nothing is going to stop me! (The SpyBug stops recording, and flies away)

Lodger Van

  • Kowalski: See? What'd I tell you? Piece of cake?
  • Skipper: You've really outdone yourself, Kowalski!
  • Max: Way to go, Kowalski!
  • Kowalski: Now we need to descramble this disguised voice. I can barely understand what that guy said. (Plays the recording)
  • Sombor's Voice: (Garbled out)...
  • Kowalski: (Turns it off) If we just show this to Hiccup, he'll assume we're still delusional. We gotta get it fixed.

30 minutes later...

  • Kowalski:...OH, IT'S NO USE!!! I've tried everything! Audio amplifiers, treble, bass, and a few sciency-sounding things THAT I JUST NOW MADE UP!!! I'm afraid this voice is just impossible to descramble. This guy's real voice must be so low, he makes buffalos sound like award-winning singers!
  • Rico: (Grumbles, and hacks out a hammer, and bangs the computer with it)
  • Kowalski: RICO!!!
  • Sombor's Voice: (Is no longer garbled)...make sure that nobody is harmed by this monster Drago! I'll earn everybody's trust, and I will...
  • Skipper: Ooh, nice move there, Rico! (Rico bashfully chuckles)
  • Kowalski: I think I can take it from here! (Works for a while)

1 minute later...

  • Kowalski:...And...DONE! Now let's see if this thing works! (He plays Sombor's words in half-fast motion and each word sounds perfect. While some of the Lodgers are laughing, others are relieved) We did it! Now let's get this information to Hiccup, and fast! (The SpyBug buzzes over to his quarters)

Hiccup's Quarters

  • Hiccup yawns and tries to go to sleep.
  • Hiccup: "This just keeps getting complincated every day.... But dad promises it's for a greater good! God, I had no idea it would be so stressful to be a leader! (The SpyBug enters, and Hiccup is surprised) WHOA!...Uh...why isn't it moving?
  • Kowalski: (In regular voice) Hiccup, it's us! We're okay!
  • Hiccup:...Guys? You're alive? But-but I thought you charged your van into the ship!
  • SpongeBob: Well, we had to fake our deaths in order to...well...okay, I know this is still so hard to believe, but we have proof that--
  • Hiccup: That dad is a Darkspawn? (Sighs) I knew it! How many times must I tell you guys that he seems to be very real.
  • Sandy: Hold on, there, kiddo! Don't go accusin' us again. We have proof. (They show him the holographic message of 'Stoick' showing his true colors)...

A few screening later...

  • Hiccup: (Is shocked)...
  • Gloria: You see? We found out from a friend of ours that this guy is only looking for a life of his own, but is turning out to be a pain in his own ass, as well as the people around him.
  • Icky: "The guy has a mental enity exclusive desiese named "Morality Illness."."
  • Po: Not to mention that he and Grimoors were in league with each other, and have tried to get us out of the picture and turn the High Council and you against us. And if it wasn't for our fake-out and Ignitus telling us that he wasn't fooled by Grimoor's false words, then we would've been a lost cause for good.
  • Hiccup: I...I...this is so hard to take in! What do we do?
  • SpongeBob: You need to keep this between you and your friends, who I think might already know by now since you said they tried to tell you before we did.
  • Iago: Thanks a LOT, Po!
  • Po: HEY, IS THIS REALLY TIME TO PLAY THE BLAME GAME?!?
  • Hiccup: "...... I, am at a loss for words here..... I thought my dad was back, but then......."
  • Hiccup laid back down, depressed again.
  • Icky: "Well, confound it, he's depressed again!"
  • Shifu: "I was afraid this would become of him once he learned the truth."
  • Hiccup: "All this time, I called a morally retarded Darkspawn a father. And I just listened to him..... I did do this tribe justice at all..... I failed as a leader..... Grimoors was right..... I am hopeless without the REAL Stoick...."
  • Lord Shen: "Master Hiccup, as much as I understand the pain of being dechived, and the loss of parents, it's time to finally congure your pain. The past is something only to be learned from, not to cling on to. Learning your mistake from the past, will help benifit you for the future. That's a lesson this Darkspawn failed. And that sickness he's suffering prevents such. He didn't had the will to fight his own short-comings. But you? You ended a fued between Vikings and unsentient dragons, which revoluionedised a community. You proven yourself a great ally against the Villain leage, and you had defeated a darkspawn before! You with Toothless' aide, had slew a Darkspawn Kraken! You prevented a war between Giants and Vikings. And you certainly did not bow to the likes Alivn, Mildew, that spoiled Viking prince from your show, and most deffently not that scoundel Drago! Do not let Sombor become your one challnage you failed in."
  • Kolwalski: "We have to go now, Hiccup. Think it over."
  • The Spybug flew away!
  • Hiccup:...(Lies down devastated)...

The Next Morning...

  • Hiccup: (His friends arrive in his quarters) Hey, guys!
  • Fishlegs: You wanted to see us, Hiccup?
  • Astrid: Wow, you look awful! You look like you fell down the slippery slope again.
  • Ruffnut: Yeah, it's almost like you found out that the Shell Lodge Squad is still alive, and that they told you that Stoick really IS a Darkspawn!
  • Hiccup:...Wow, you totally read my mind!
  • Tuffnut: Well, what do you know? You found out that the Shell Lodge Squad is still alive, and they told you that Stoick really IS a Darkspawn! What're the odds?
  • Hiccup: Guys, I really need your help with this. I should've listened to you or the Lodgers from the start. I actually let the High Council nearly get them busted, and Berk is about to be taken over by this Darkspawn that just wants to have a life for his own.
  • Astrid: You figured out a couple of things from them, huh?
  • Hiccup: "Yeah...... I even actselly hoped it was just a anuxity dream..... But it felt real... Too real.... And what I thought was my father, has already done too many things here! He didn't even let me kick Grimoors out, which now that I think about it, wasn't actselly his fault."
  • Fishelgs: "Well, I noticed the dragons seem to act aggresively with "Flasula Stoick" lately."
  • Hiccup: "They have?"
  • Astrid: Yeah. It would explain why Toothless was acting strange when 'Stoick' first came. We're gonna have to keep this to ourselves, and make sure that Grimoors is unaware of this, as well as...what is this Darkspawn's name?
  • Hiccup: Sombor, Darkspawn Lord of Grieving and Solace.
  • Snotlout: Well, the name explains it all! Here we go again, ladies and germs.
  • Tuffnut: Well, we're gonna need to make sure our dragons are aware of our plans WITHOUT Grimoors and Stoick knowing about it.
  • Hiccup: And if it means breaking curfew, then so be it! Alright, Vikings! Grab your shields!
  • All Vikings: YES!
  • Snotlout: Well, everybody, get ready for the epic climax!

Meanwhile

  • Grimoors is seen dragging the Dragon Rider group's dragons in chains,  as well asToothless who is in alot of chains.
  • Grimoors: "Come on, you bloody beasts! I am gonna deminstract me disaplent skills to Stoick now, ya blood beasts!"
  • Grimoors gets tired.
  • Grimoors: "Aw! Woo! Screw this! I'm gonna need help!..... I wonder how my brother has been doing?"
  • Grimoors started to get ideas.

Litterally six minutes later.

  • A Big Viking Mercenary with a Skunk Colored beard and an army of mercenary Vikings are seen, and stood before Grimoors.
  • Grimoors: "Big brother Grygoor! Great to see you again, big brother! I have a job for the imfamous Crygoor the Blood-Letter, and his endless mercenaires!"
  • Grygoor: "What do you what this time, Brother? Who's skull do you want me to crush this time?"
  • Grimoors: "Uh, I'll need to tell you, discreitly. Right now, help me take these dragons to that arena!"
  • Grygoor: "It better be bloody worth it!?"
  • The Mercenaires effertlessly take the dragons to the Arena.

Arena.

  • Stoick: "Grimoors!? WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?! WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?!"
  • Grimoors: "Your new enforcers, boss! I figured we can use extra help making these dragons vicious! Also, I heard Valka has an enitre VALLEY of those things! We can have an endless dragon and Mercenary army! Pilaging and Plundering doubles!"
  • Grygoor: "Hey..... I thought Stoick kicked you out for being a little piece of shit."
  • Grimoors: "That's what I been meaning to talk about. Ok boss, I promise they're safe for you to show them the truth. Bounties of pilaged gold will keep them silent."
  • Stoick: "Are, you sure?"
  • Grimoors: "Aw, come on, you tall scaredy demon, turn off the illusion! I promised I had kept anyone else outside for the time being!"
  • Grygoor: "Now what in the ell are both of yous talking abo-" (Sombor reveals his true self) HOLY HE--(Grimoors covers his mouth)
  • Sombor sighed annoyed as he becomes Stoick again.
  • Grimoors: Quiet! He's trying to help me get control of Berk! Nobody can ever know about his true form. Now, will you help me train these beasts or not?
  • Everyone: Yes!
  • Grimoors: Great. Be sure to do so speically to Hiccup's night fury.
  • Grygoor: I thought you hated Night Furies!
  • Grimoors: I do. But I am permitted to respect the dragons here. Everyone will hate me if I so much as wounded a single dra--...Wait a second! (Sniffs the air) That smell! I know that fiery red smell! (Looks at Toothless) ...It's YOU?!? (Runs up to Toothless, and grabs him by the mouth) I KNEW SOMETHING WAS OFF WITH THE SMELL YOU LEFT WHEN I DRAGGED YOU HERE! I SHOULD'VE KNOWN HICCUP WOULD FIND YOU, YOU BLOOD-THIRSTY MURDEROUS BEAST!!!
  • Stoick: GRIMOORS, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?
  • Grimoors: Sir, this is the Night Fury that killed my parents! I know his scent anywhere. (Toothless shakes 'no' as Grimoors takes out his knife) GO BACK TO THE DARKNESS, YOU DEMONIC LIZARD! (Stoick grabs his arm before he can stab Toothless)
  • Stoick: Grimoors, stop this madness immediately! What happened to 'never harm any of the dragons here'?
  • Grimoors: I swore to kill this dragon, and I meant it! Now let me do what I have to do--(Stoick grabs him by the neck) AAHKK!!
  • Stoick: (Softly through his teeth) Listen here, you retarded bear-slaying wreck! You already risked my plan once, and I told you not to do it again. If you kill that dragon, you'll risk it even more. (Shrugs) Why in the flying fuck did I even get you to help me with this? Why didn't I just get someone else like Mildew?
  • Grygoor: "He seriously hates dragons as well.... And not a big demon fan."
  • Stoick: "Gahh!"
  • Grimoors: Fine, fine! I won't kill him!
  • Stoick: Good! Now gimme that knife! It's scaring the other dragons! (Grabs his knife, and it strikes a seagull)
  • Mercenary #1: (They all watch the seagull drop to the water)...Wow! This demon is a good shot!
  • Stoick: (Grabs the Mercenary) DON'T call me 'demon', you worm!
  • Mercanary #1: (Gulps) Sure thing! (Chuckles as Stoick puts him down)
  • Stoick: Right. Now Grimoors, I forbid you from killing this dragon, is that clear!
  • Grimoors:...(Sighs) Yes, sir! (To Toothless) We're not done here, dragon! (Toothless growls at him)
  • Stoick: ".... I'm sorry you had to go through that, Toothless. I'll be sure he won't do something stupid like that again." (Toothless growls at him) I'm sorry I have to do this, too. (Walks away) Now, if we're all done being nothing but trouble, shall we get this whole thing over with? I've got a clan to protect.
  • Grygoor: If you say so!
  • Stoick: Now, I need to go...run a quick errand. (Leaves the arena)
  • Crygoor: ".... What did he mean by an errand?"
  • Grimoors:...(A bug gets in his eye, and he swats it away, reminding him of something)...Uh, I don't think that's important right now. Let's just get these...(Shrugs)...dragons ready for their training
  • Grygoor: Sure thing! Assuming they're harmless.
  • Grimoors: Oh, they are...(Looking at Toothless menacingly) Mostly! (Toothless looks scared)

Shell Lodge Squad Van

  • Banzai: Alright, what are we trying to do again?
  • Dr. Cockroach: We need to use the SpyBug to prevent Sombor from revealing that we're still alive! If he does, we might never get the chance to bust him. They've already almost labeled us renegades, there's no telling what will happen if we're discovered to have faked our deaths.
  • B.O.B: Yeah! Considering how we were forced into serving them for the sake of keeping our sympathy, that's saying a lot.
  • Icky: "Ok, just exactly HOW are we gonna do that?"
  • Dr. Cockroach: Well, it won't be easy since Sombor won't give up so easily.
  • Shifu: Indeed. Darkspawn are known to be extremely relentless. They never stop until they've accomplished their goals. And Sombor is no exception.
  • Tigress: So we need a foolproof plan to prevent Sombor from getting the word out to the Village.
  • Kowalski: Perhaps Hiccup and his friends might help. I've already called them up to help us get it done. Just watch and learn.

Berk

  • Hiccup: (Hiding behind a building and sees Stoick coming towards him)...(Arrives in front of him) Oh, there you are, Dad!
  • Stoick: Hiccup?...What're you doing here?
  • Hiccup: "I'm, pretty sure I live here. This is berk afterall."
  • Stoick: "Oh, good point. I am kinda busy with something now, so, I need to be able to do something impourent and-"
  • Hiccup: "Actselly, I felt that, we haven't done alot of, father son things lately. We have been too busy working for preparing that yet to be reveiled thing from Drago and, I think we could use a break."
  • Stoick: "..... Well, Grimoors once again is being an unbearable idiot. He hired an endless army of mercenaires without my concent! But, ok, we can really predict when Drago is gonna attack, so, why not?"
  • Hiccup: Great! I know just the place where we can blow off all this steam. But we'll need dragons to get there.
  • Stoick: The Dragon Sanctuary?
  • Hiccup: You know it! (They both walk off as Hiccup's friends see them)
  • Everyone: YES!

Shell Lodge Squad Van

  • Kowalski:...Check, and a great big fat hunk of mate!
  • Rico: EW!
  • Skipper: What do you mean--Oh, I don't wanna know now!
  • Lord Shen: So what do we do now?
  • Tigress: "Simple. Get rid of Grimoors and those mercenaries!"
  • Missing Link: Well, good thing, too, because look what I just found out how Grimoors has been feeling against Toothless! (Shows them on the SpyBug's camera of Grimoors training Toothless)

Dragon Arena

  • Grimoors: Come on, baby lips, what's wrong? You too scared to tackle this dummy? Huh? Oh, of course considering how YOU KILLED MY PARENTS! (Toothless shakes a 'no') Don't play dumb with me, runt! I know your smell! It smells as worse as the blood you've spilt from my poor parents. In fact, I've seen it face-to-face, and you share the same resemblance! (Toothless shakes 'no' again) I don't wanna listen to your lies, just tackle this dummy! (Toothless growls at him, and slashes at the dummy, as well as Grimoors) Whoa! Watch it!

Shell Lodge Van

  • SpongeBob:...Grimoors...thinks Toothless is the Night Fury that killed his parents?!?
  • Shifu: Then we need to get him away from him, and fast!
  • Kowalski: Don't worry, I got this covered! (On communicator) Astrid? Fishlegs? Snotlout? Ruff? Tuff? Can you hear me? I need you guys to help get Grimoors and his mercenaries out of the reach of your dragons. Do whatever it takes, even offer to take their places if you have to, just get it done.
  • Private: Especially since Grimoors thinks Toothless killed his parents.
  • Fishlegs: WHAT?!?
  • Everyone: SSHHHH!!!
  • Astrid: We're on it!

Arena.

  • The Mercenaries are seen being slightly abusive to the dragons, Grimoors trying the patience of Toothless!
  • Grimoors was seen teastingly punch Toothless in the face, annoying him!
  • Gimoors: "Bonka bonka, bonka! (Reuses same words over and over)."
  • Two Mercenaires are seen burning Astrid's Deadly Nadder with acid!
  • A Fat Mercenairy is teasing Meatlug the Gronkle over a slap of meat!
  • An extraly cruel mercenary with 5'oclock shadow is seen force feeding Snotlout's monsterious nightmare eels.
  • A Big and Strong Mercenary tied Tuff and Ruff's Hidious Zippleback togather in a knot, and force fed the one with sparks water!
  • Grimoors: "If these don't make these stupid lizards mean and dangerious, nothing will?!" (The dragons try their hardest not to get angry until their masters arrive)
  • Snotlout: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO OUR DRAGONS?!? (Everyone looks to see them, and they smile nervously, and try to undo their actions embarrassingly)
  • Grimoors: Uh, may I ask what you are doing here?
  • Fishlegs: Well...uh...Stoick told us that you guys were...treating our dragons like this just to get them vicious in battle, and got us to take your place.
  • Grygoor: What's wrong with us? We're not bad at this! (The Monstrous Nightmare barfs on him and the eel is seen on his shoulder)...That's just nasty, where is this guy's table manners?
  • Astrid: Well, judging by all this, I'd say that question is answered too many times. We're gonna have to take over by order of Stoick.
  • Grimoors: Stoick wouldn't say such things!
  • Stoick's Voice: OH, YES I DID!!!

Shell Lodge Van

  • Kowalski: (Everybody's jaws are dropped as Kowalski has said those words on the SpyBug's microphone)...You gotta be thankful I gained Stoick's hair before he died.

Dragon Arena

  • Stoick's Voice: GET YOUR MERCENARIES OUT OF THERE RIGHT NOW, GRIMOORS!!
  • Grimoors:...(Shrugs) Fine! Mercenaries, take 5!
  • Grygoor and the mercenaries left.
  • Grimoors: "D'oh, fine! If "Stoick" said so, then fine!"
  • Astrid: Very well, we'll accept it.
  • Grimoors: Yeah, considering how I'm the second guy in charge here! By the way, where's Hiccup?
  • Fishlegs: Oh, he and Stoick are--
  • Snotlout: are at their house planning out another invasion plan.
  • Fishlegs: I thought they were--
  • Snotlout: (Through his teeth) Would you please work with me?!?
  • Fishlegs: "Uh, I mean, yeah, they're planning an invadion?"
  • Grimoors: "WITHOUT ME!?"
  • Snotlout: "They figured you would be too busy!"
  • Grimoors: ".... Ok, ok, I'll give them that! What is the next plan anyway?"
  • Tuff: "Oh, a pilaging in that Goblin island not too far from here."
  • Grimoors: ".... That's odd. Those Goblins are a peace fanatics.... A bunch of hippies. What would Stoick want with them?"
  • Ruff: "He felt the, english guys wouldn't be enough, so-"
  • Grimoors: "Ahh, I get it! For slaves! I get ya lads! Your behaving like REAL Vikings now!"
  • Astrid: "We just want to know another thing.... Where are the Golden Statues of Tri-Corn?"
  • Grimoors: "They're still in the smithy, awaiting weaponication. I placed a talented Mercenary Blacksmith, some of his friends, and a few, dosen of his bodyguards to get them ready to be melted soon. Why such a random question, kiddos?"
  • Snotlout: We just wanted to know. Now let's get started on this whole training thing.

Shell Lodge Squad Van

  • Po: OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH, SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP!!! TRI-CORN IS GONNA BLOW HER OWN HEAD OFF IN ANGER IF HER STATUES ARE MELTED DOWN!!!
  • Viper: We can't let them melt those statues!
  • Kowalski: I'll handle this. (Buzzes to the Blacksmith area, and speaks in his Stoick voice) Blacksmiths, I'd like you to come out into the alley and meet me immediately. (The Blacksmiths do that, and to their surprise when they get into the alley, Kowalski has the SpyBug's stun lasers knock them unconscious, and allows him to lock the doors to the golden statues) They won't be a problem, but they won't be knocked out for long. We gotta hide the bodies....

Gobber's House

  • Gobber: Are you guys sure about this? (The SpyBug carries their heavy bodies and puts them into the chests in Gobber's Quarters)
  • Kowalski: Trust me, Gobby, I'm a scientist, so I know what I'm doing. (Finally places the bodies in his chest)
  • Private: Kowalski, was there any point in telling Gobber about this, too?
  • Kowalski: Please, we can trust him! He's got the best hiding places in Berk! One time when we were playing hide-and-seek there, I hid in Gobber's chest and nobody found me for like an hour.
  • Gobber: Well, THAT explains all the feathers! Also, I didn't know Penguins had feathers. I thought they were really fat birds!"
  • Skipper: "Trust me! They're feathers! There's such so many of them, you somehow can barely see any! Trust me, it makes no sense for me neither!"
  • Gobber: "Well, hurry up and get those statues out of here before the Bodyguards take notice!"
  • Kolwalski: "Don't worry. We had the Kung Fu Team to make quick work on those jerks."

Smithy.

  • The Large Gang of Bodyguards are scearhing everywhere.
  • Bodyguard 1: "The Blacksmiths are missing?!"
  • Bodyguard 2: "So are the statues?!"
  • Bodyguard Leader: "Then we'll scearh the whole island until-" (The Furious Five, Shifu, and Po knock them out, and hide the bodies before anybody notices them)
  • Po: I have to admit, this is much better than my Stealth Mode! I'll just call it 'Stealth Takedown'!
  • Shifu: Let's just be quiet, and get back into the van. (They use Shen's portal beacon to return to the Van)

Shell Lodge Van

  • Po: Everything is taken care of.
  • Shifu: But this still won't go unnoticed. We need to do all we can to make sure it isn't noticed.
  • Skipper: And we can't just do it with the SpyBug. We're gonna have to do it in person.
  • Trixie: WHAT?!? AND RISK BLOWING OUR COVER?!?
  • Skipper: We have no choice! The SpyBug and the Kung Phooey guys can only do so much, and it's only a matter of time before those unconscious bums are awake, and spilling everything to Sombor and Grimoors! It may be much riskier than that, but it's the only option we have left. We're going down there!
  • Mr. Dodo:...Well, if you insist, we shall. But where should we land?
  • Skipper:...AT ERET'S PLACE!!!
  • Boss Wolf:...Wha?
  • Skipper: They say that place is barely visible, so if we land there, that'll give us a winning chance. With all of our Berk friends knowing about this...except Valka...we might still make this work out. We just need to give ourselves an easier winning streak. And that's landing at Eret's place.
  • Gilda: How are we gonna explain all that we've been through to him? We've never even met him. Not even once.
  • Icky: "Well, we kinda don't have alot of opitions Gild. We need to do something!"
  • Mr. Dodo: Well, then, we're off to Eret's place. Activating the cloaking device that Kowalski made especially for us! (Does that, and they land in a certain place without being spotted, and deactivate the cloaking device)
  • Eret: (Comes out of his house) What the heck?!? Is that...a spaceship?
  • Kowalski: (The Lodgers come out) Actually, it's a flying space van.
  • Eret:...Well, nice flame pattern! You guys must be the Shell Lodge Squad I've heard about from Hiccup.
  • Sandy: That's the whole kit and caboodle.
  • Eret: "What's a cado-"
  • Icky: "No time! Listen, we need your help keeping these knocked out mercenaries out of the picture until we get rid of an imposter Stoick and a jerk outcast!"
  • Eret: "Wait what?"
  • Icky: Well, you see...

An explanation later...

  • Eret: Well, it seems you guys have been through a lot these past few days. Looks like you need yourselves some assistance. SKULLCRUSHER!!! (Skullcrusher, Stoick's old dragon, appears)
  • Crane: So this was Stoick's old dragon? Aside from Thornado in the TV series?
  • Eret: Depending on if I've seen that TV series, if we ever HAD TV here. Not to mention electricity. Wish we had it by now. Anyway, if you need my help, I'm happy to help get those trouble-making friends of Grimoors out of the picture. Never liked that guy when he came to my old clan trying to hunt down a dragon that...seemed to be much nicer than I expected. I think it was familiar to another dragon I--
  • Icky: Toothless!
  • Eret: Yeah, that's it! WAIT, Grimoors thinks Toothless killed his parents?!?
  • Icky: Oh, yeah, forgot to tell you that.
  • Iago: Is it me, or does this guy's voice sound familiar?
  • Icky: Game of Thrones?
  • Iago: Yeah, that's it!
  • Eret: Okay, why are you all chatting to each other a lot? Are we gonna get this over with or what?
  • Mr. Dodo: Yes, indeed. How will you be helping us with this whole mission?
  • Eret: "Well, first, we need a gameplan! Now, what do mercenaries like?"
  • Pinkie: "Crushing Skulls and getting money for it!"
  • Eret: "Money, there ya go! And how do ya think Grimoors was able to get the mercenaries here?"
  • Lord Shen: "I heard he has a brother named Grygoor, and also a promise of wealth from him and Sombor for, and from pilaging and plundering."
  • Eret: And did they so signs of...well...stupidity?
  • Squidward: Trust me, I've been near stupid people most of my life, so I SHOULD know what stupid is, and they are...not that stupid, but they have the minds of children.
  • Eret: So that means they're a bit stupid?
  • Squidward: Well, at least enough that something new will distract them for a good period of time.
  • Eret: Then I think I have a plan for you guys.

Berk.

  • A group of Mercenaries is seen.
  • A drunk one burped!
  • Drunk Mercenary said gibberish.
  • Grygoor: Dude, I think you've had enough. Have anymore, and your head will turn into coal!
  • Drunk Mercenary: (Slurred) Oh, you be quiet, boy! I'm perfectly fine! Dum-dee-dum! You think this outfit makes me look like a woman?
  • Grygoor: (Sarcastically) Yes, yes it does!
  • Drunk Mercenary: Why, thank you very much! (Hugs him, and then passes out)
  • Grygoor:...Okay, when he wakes up, we need to talk to him about drinking too much.
  • Mercenary: "Tell me about it."
  • Grygoor: Guys, get Omar out of here until he cools down. (They do that as the passed out mercenary moans)...Well, now that that's out of the way, I need to have a talk with you all concerning this 'Stoick' demon.
  • Mercenary #2: What about him?
  • Grygoor: Well, I don't think he really ordered us out of the Dragon Arena! I looked around the place for him, and I can't find him. It wasn't until 4 minutes ago that I found out that he was out with Hiccup to the Dragon Sanctuary.
  • Mercenary #3: Then who was that guy who said (Crazily) 'OH, YES I DID'?!? (Everyone looks at him)...What? That's what he said, right?
  • Mercenary #1: Hey, he's a demon, man! He can hear everything. He has supernatural powers, so he should've magically sent that voice to us.
  • Grygoor: I don't know. It felt like that wasn't the REAL Stoick's voice. I mean, I know THIS guy is an imposter, but THAT voice sounded like some kind of nerd speaking in Stoick's voice. It's strange, you know?
  • Mercenary 4: "Aw, boss! Yous being abit paraniod in the noggen! Maybe he came back abit quickly to get something and heard Grimoors complaining!"
  • Grygoor: ".... Maybe I am being abit paraniod.... But just to be safe, I would like to check up on the Blacksmiths and the bodyguards. It seemed odd of those teenagers to ask about the golden statues."
  • Mercenary 1: "Now that I thinks about it. They should've been done by now. I still have no fancy golding sword with jewels!"
  • Mercenary #2: If you ask me, something must've happened to them.
  • Grygoor:...You're right, something's going on here. We need to find out what it is, and get to the bottom of it! We must tell Grimoors! (They try to go to the Dragon Arena, but a guard blocks them)
  • Guard: Why have you come back?
  • Grygoor: We must see Grimoors concerning the Blacksmiths!
  • Guard: I'm sorry, but Grimoors had already ordered you to not enter until the training has finished. You'll have to wait.
  • Mercenary #2: But it's urgent!
  • Guard: I'm not gonna say this again. Leave!
  • Buff Mercenary: I'LL CRUSH YOU LIKE HELL!!!
  • Grygoor: Melvin, no! We have to follow my brother's orders. Let's go.
  • Melvin the Buff Mercenary: Aww! I've never smashed anything for weeks! (They leave, and when they're gone, the guard is revealed to be Gobber in disguise)
  • Gobber: Ha-hah! I knew this life-like guard costume would work someday. Although, it makes me look fat.
  • The Mercenaries are seen in a gathered group.
  • Grygoor: "Ok, NOW what do we do?"
  • Mercenary #1: I got nothing!
  • Mercenary #2: Me, neither!
  • Mercenary #4: I got one! How about we find Gobber and see if he knows what's going on?
  • Grygoor:...Might work, might not. But we're running out of options, so why not?

Gobber's House

  • Gobber: (Hurries to the place, hides the chest containing the Blacksmiths, and when he heard them moaning, he opens the chest, knocks them out again, and closes it. Then the mercenaries arrive)...What are you douches doing here? I've heard you've been torturing those poor dragons, I don't want you in my house!
  • Grygoor: Zip it, Gob-cakes! We've got a few questions that we DEMAND you answer, or you'll never be able to pick things up again when we cut off your other hand.
  • Melvin: YEAH! (Takes a club, and bites into it, swallowing it) GRRRGH!!!
  • Gobber: Uh...(Chuckles)...Sure thing, mates! Anything you say!
  • Grygoor: Are you aware that Stoick is gone with Hiccup to the Dragon Sanctuary?
  • Gobber: Yeah!
  • Grygoor: Well, I'll have you know that we heard his voice in the Dragon Arena, and we're ABSOLUTELY sure that that didn't sound like the...REAL Stoick! He can't possibly be in two places at once!
  • Gobber: I...uh...I don't know what you're talking about.
  • Grygoor: DON'T PLAY DUMB WITH US, MISTER!!! I know you're hiding something from me! Search the place, leave no drawer unopened! (The mercenaries did that)
  • Gobber: (Gulps)...I think I should be going--
  • Grygoor: (Grabs him) You're not going anywhere until we've searched the place completely! Got a problem with that?
  • Gobber:...Nope, not in the slightest!
  • Grygoor: Now, while they're looking, I should ask you about the Blacksmiths! Have you seen them anywhere?
  • Gobber: They're gone?...Uh, no, I haven't seen them.
  • Grygoor: Well, the golden statues are also missing. You seen THEM anywhere?
  • Gobber: No!
  • Grygoor: (Looks at him menacingly)...Alright, you're DEFINITELY hiding something from us! Melvin, keep the cargo safe!
  • Melvin: Sure thing, boss! (He grabs Gobber) Not a single movement, small-fry!
  • A mercenary sees something through a window!
  • Mercenary: "GUYS?! LOOK?!"
  • The other Mercenaries see that there's a HUGE pile of gold and money just a few feet from them!
  • Grygoor: "What the!? Ok men, let's think about this. There's a spontanious appearing money in the midst of nowhere! We need to think this clearly and--" (The mercenaries already went out and began cartoonishly swimming in the money)
  • Mercenary #3: (Gets on top of a roof) CANNONBALL!!! (Jumps into the money pile, and cartoonishly goes inside)...OW!!!
  • Grygoor:...(Grabs Gobber) TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE HIDING, GOBBER! NOW!
  • Gobber: I'm not hiding anything!
  • Grygoor: I SAID NOW, AND I MEAN NOW!!! (Slams him into a wall) TELL ME BEFORE I REALLY GET UPSET!!!
  • Gobber: HELP!!!
  • Grygoor: "Now WHO could POSSABLY HELP YOU OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHE-"
  • ???: Put him down! (He turns around to see Valka)
  • Grygoor: VALKA?!? YOU-YOU-YOU-YOU-YOU-YOU'RE NOT DEAD?!?
  • Valka: No! But I heard you went barging into his home like a madman! What's this all about?
  • Grygoor: He's hiding something, and it has something to do with the disappearance of the Blacksmiths and the golden statues! I'm doing my job.
  • Valka: I hardly call threatening a good friend of my husband 'doing your job'. Not to mention threatening to kill him. Now are you gonna put him down, or am I gonna have to get Cloudjumper out here? (Cloudjumper is seen out the window, and his size scares Grygoor)
  • Grygoor: YAAAHHHHH!!! LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT DRA--...Okay, I am SO out of here! (Runs away like a pussy)
  • Valka: Gobber, are you alright?
  • Grygoor: Whew! Yeah, thanks to you! That was a close call! (Whispering) Are you aware that Stoick is a Darkspawn?
  • Valka: Yes. A small fly device from the Shell Lodgers came and told me they needed my help. They told me everything, and here I am, rescuing your butt from a mercenary Viking.
  • Gobber: Well, thank you! I thought we were finished!
  • Valka: Now come with me! The Lodgers need us in Hiccup's Quarters. (They leave)

Outside

  • Grygoor: (The other mercenaries are still enjoying the gold) GIANT DRAGOOOOON!!! (The mercenaries see Cloudjumper, and begin to panic)
  • Valka: (To Cloudjumper) You know what to do! (Cloudjumper shakes 'yes', and chases the mercenaries around the village, and when Vikings see them running from him, they laugh, and everywhere the mercenaries hide, Cloudjumper finds them there)
  • Grygoor: THIS GIRL JUST WON'T LEAVE US ALONE!!! SHE--Wait, that's not her tail--I mean, THIS GUY JUST WON'T LEAVE US ALONE!!! AARRRGGHHH!!! (The Vikings continue laughing at their expense)

Shell Lodge Van

  • Skipper: (All the Lodgers are laughing at Cloudjumper's distraction) CLASSIC!!! CLASSIC AS HELL!!!
  • Eret: Yeah! (Chuckles) But that won't keep them distracted for long, and we're not through yet! There's still Grimoors.
  • Skipper: Oh, I think Cloudjumper's got that covered, too!

Outside.

  • Grimoors comes out and sees the situation!
  • Grimoors: "WHAT THE BLOODY ELL!? WHERE DID THAT DRAGON COME FROM?! AND WHAT KIND OF MERCENARIES RUN FROM A DRAGON!? (Groans), HOW EMBARISING?! That tears it! I'm going to find the boss!" (Suddenly, Cloudjumper comes in front of him) HOLY F*****G ASS CRACKERS!!! (Cloudjumper licks him) Oh, great! Dragon cooties! That stuff NEVER washes out! (Cloudjumper starts playing with him like a ball of yarn) WHAT THE FU--(Gets muffled) I'M NOT A BALL OF YARN, YOU OVERGROWN LIZARD!! OW! (Cloudjumper cartoonishly plays with him like a chew toy, and the other mercenaries see them, and begin laughing at him. Even the Dragon teens come out and start laughing at him, too)
  • Snotlout: Best thing I've seen in a week! (Laughs)
  • Grimoors: Someone, would you mind helping me out, please?!?
  • Fishlegs: Have you tried rubbing his belly?
  • Grimoors: WHAT?!? OF COURSE NOT--(Gets muffled again) ALRIGHT, FINE! (Rubs Cloudjumper's belly, and Cloudjumper lays down, and just when Grimoors is okay, Cloudjumper gets up, and chases him and the mercenaries around)
  • Tuffnut: (Laugh hysterically, along with the others) This is the best day ever! (Laughs)

Dragon Sanuary.

  • Stoick and Hiccup are seen laughing.
  • Stoick: "Hiccup, my boy! This is the most fun I had in a while! It's great to bond like this!"
  • Hiccup: Yeah. I mean, it's just unbelievable that a lot of people have accused you of being some kind of Darkspawn, and I just snapped about it for no reason.
  • Stoick: Well, good thing I'm NOT a Darkspawn, otherwise this would've been crazy. (Chuckles) Well, I think it's about time we went back. I need to check up on Grimoors to see if he's making any progress on training the dragons. Especially since he had an outburst in the Dragon Arena.
  • Hiccup: What was it for?
  • Stoick: Apparently, he thinks your dragon killed his parents, and tried to kill him. You can be thankful that I stopped him. I sure hope he and his mercenaries don't treat them like a bunch of dogs.
  • Hiccup: Grimoors...Grimoors thinks Toothless killed his parents?!?
  • Stoick: Yeah. He said he smelled like it. Don't know if that's true or not, but why don't we worry about it some other time. We need to get home.
  • Hiccup: Wait a minute, what did you mean by 'mercenaries'? I don't remember you hiring any mercenaries.
  • Stoick: Grimoors brought them to help train the dragons. They might be stupid, but they're not cowards.

Berk Cutaway

  • Mercenaries and Grygoor: (Screaming and running away from Cloudjumper)

Dragon Sanctuary

  • Stoick: Besides, as long as they're under my control, the dragons will be safe. Now let's go, shall we?
  • Hiccup: If you say so, Dad! (They hop on their substitute dragons as they fly away) By the way, I wonder how Mom is doing?

Hiccup's Quarters, Berk

  • Valka: (He and Gobber enter to find the SpyBug on a table)...Alright, here we are.
  • Gobber: (Looks out the window and laughs at Grygoor and the mercenaries being chased by Cloudjumper) Your dragon is just amazing. With a dragon THAT size, not even Grygoor and his mercenaries can nut up in his sights.
  • Valka: Yeah, he's a really playful creature. Ironic that they're running from a dragon twice their size who wants to just play with them. (Both she and Gobber laugh)
  • Gobber: You surprise me a lot, Valka! You really do.
  • Skipper: (On SpyBug) Alright, if you two are done talking and watching the mercenaries embarrass themselves, we--(Privates laughing is heard) PRIVATE, STOP WATCHING THAT THING!
  • Kowalski: Oh, we're not doing that. We're uploading it on the Internet....Wow, 100 views already!
  • Skipper: (Sighs) Well, let's just go over the plan. We were lucky we were able to keep the Blacksmiths hidden from Grygoor, but we still need a way to get rid of them, INCLUDING Grimoors! That way once Sombor gets back, we can corner him and he won't have anymore people to back him up, and we can banish him back where he belongs.
  • Gobber: Get rid of Grimoors and his mercenaries, corner Sombor, and banish him to the Banished Realms! Got it! I packed new undies in case things go bad.
  • Valka: Thank you, Gobber, we didn't need to know that.
  • Icky: Yeah!
  • Iago: "Well we have to be quick! The mercenaries running around are just HALF of an entire army of them protroling around the island! Surely by now they're hearing screams and are heading torwords the area!"
  • Lord Shen: "Then let's take advantage of the confusion! We have to capture those scattered protrols by seperate groups! We would need the aide of Normus and some giants to capture what we can't get to in time!"
  • Boss Wolf: "Sure, but, how many patrols are we talking here?"
  • Kolwalski: "...... Virtually, on all corners of the island! Each group has a 100 each to the mercenaries, and they're advancing to the location of the screams fast!"
  • Skipper: "Then we have to hastle!"
  • Kowalski: Yes. Considering how many of us there are, even we can't get them all in time. Plus, we'd need hundreds of surveillance systems with us so we can keep our progress.
  • Merlin: Well, good thing we have magic on our side. I'll give you all visuals of each patrol. (Magically makes a bunch of portals that show each patrol, all heading torwords the area)
  • Sandy: Great. Plus, we need a strategy to get each and every one of them so we won't catch ANY attention.
  • Patrick: I got an idea!
  • Squidward: Does it involve jellyfish?
  • Patrick: Yes.
  • Squidward: NEXT!
  • Mr. Krabs: I have one!
  • Squidward: Does it involve money?
  • Mr. Krabs: Yes!
  • Squidward: NEXT!
  • March Hare: I have a much BETTER idea!
  • Squidward: Does it involve changing the subject or tea?
  • March Hare: Maybe.
  • Squidward: (Sighs) I'm surrounded by idiots!
  • Lord Shen: Quite!
  • Icky: "I have one, but we're gonna need more dragons like Cloudjumper."
  • Valka: You mean...more Stormcutter Dragons?
  • Icky: If that's what he is, yes.
  • Valka: I don't know, they're not very common on Berk. They're not as rare as Night Furies, but they are a less-endangered species. They only appear on Berk on the rarest of occasions when they want to find food. That's why Cloudjumper came to Berk the day I disappeared.
  • Gobber: Well, where do they commonly appear?
  • Valka: Well, you may know from the Dragon Manual that Stormcutters are very curious, intelligent, and fast. Their curiosity made them prime targets for Vikings, so they only occur in caves like the one in the Dragon Sanctuary. They are usually found in groups of 10-18, and they are semi-crepuscular, meaning that they sleep in twilight half the time. That means that unless they're trained well, they can't go out in twilight or night.
  • Po: You mean they begin sleeping at sunset? Does Cloudjumper do that?
  • Valka: Nope. I trained him to have a human's sleep schedule. I've trained him to do a lot of things. He can keep up scaring those mercenaries relentlessly until he gets tired.
  • Gobber: That's good to hear.
  • Valka: Getting Stormcutter Dragons to help us needs a careful and accurate time schedule. You have to do it after 7:00 AM and before 8:00 PM. Disturbing them in their sleep could be a big mistake, even for another dragon.
  • Mr. Dodo: The time now is 3:00 PM, so we do have a chance.
  • White Rabbit: But we have only 5 hours to do it.
  • Mr. Dodo: Yes, indeed!
  • Shifu: Do you know any places where we can find some Stormcutters?
  • Valka: Well...there is one place I know. But I should tell you that it's Cloudjumper's old dragon group. I've had a hard time handling his father since he is the aggressive alpha of the group. It won't be easy convincing him. But perhaps Toothless can help since he's the alpha dragon of all the other dragons.
  • Gobber: Good thought, Valka, but how can you be sure it will work? They've never met Toothless, so how can they be persuaded that easily?
  • Valka: Well, when we visited their cave to offer a basket of fish as a gift, the entire group caught the scent of Toothless, and they kind of started to come to trust me.
  • Phil: All of them?
  • Valka: Well...the Alpha wasn't so sure about it. I don't know, he just seemed to be jealous or something.
  • SpongeBob: Well, what're we waiting for? Let's go get those X-Wing Dragons!

Meanwhile.

  • A Protrol lead by a muslely manly Mercenary is seen!
  • Manly Mercenary: "Ok boys! The screams are coming from down here! Be ready for the worse, boys!" (They are unaware that SpongeBob, Lord Shen, Sandy, and Valka are sneaking behind them, and towards the Dragon Pens)...Hold on, do you think we're being watched?
  • Mercenary #2: Oh, it's probably just your imagination.

Dragon Pens

  • Grimoors: (Toothless is chained up by him) I was lucky to escape that pitiful excuse for a lizard! But I should be glad that I finally found the dragon that killed my parents! (Toothless angrily shakes 'no') If you think you're gonna convince me otherwise, it's not gonna happen. My nose doesn't lie! Mark my words, baby gums, I will make you pay for the innocent blood you spilt someday! (Leaves, only to get cornered by Cloudjumper again, who plays with him again) OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE, NO!!! (Toothless grunts in amusement)
  • Valka: (She and the others see him gone) Thank God he's gone!
  • Sandy: And Cloudjumper will ensure he will be for a LONG time!
  • Valka: Okay, Toothless, we're gonna need your help if we're gonna get that Darkspawn banished! Cloudjumper's old group might be of great use of us. (Toothless is confused) I know, you're gonna meet Cloudjumper's family. But I should warn you that his father is gonna be a bit aggressive, but I promise that with your accomplishments, you'll convince him otherwise. So hold tight. (Releases Toothless)
  • Lord Shen: So are we gonna be riding him?
  • Valka: Actually, yes. But since it's still morning, we need to find an open area for us to take off. That means we need to sneak through the Village and get to the Giant's Village.
  • SpongeBob: Perfect that the rest of the Lodgers will take good care of those mercenary patrols, too.
  • Sandy: Plus, I can imagine that Grimoors might try to kill Toothless in the middle of the night.
  • Valka: Indeed. Now let's get going, quick! (They sneak away)

Village

  • Mercenary #1: You know, I'm starting to feel rather stupid for being scared of a dragon.
  • Grygoor: Well, we can't help that we've never seen a dragon of a size like THAT! He must've been over 10ft tall! Wasn't a surprise that it would turn out to be Valka's dragon, who I just found out was still alive! Why hadn't that demon Stoick told us that the real Stoick's wife was still alive?
  • Mercenary #2: I have no clue, Grygoor! I mean, that thing was so huge, it made even Melvin spin his ass in the bathtub!
  • Melvin: MOMMY, MOMMY!!! I WANT MY BLANKEE, I WANT MY BLANKEE!!!
  • The many incoming patrols arrive.
  • Patrol Mercenary 1: "Is there anything wrong, Grygoor? We heard ALOT of screaming."
  • Grygoor: Oh, nothing! It's just Melvin having another one of his embarrassing moments.
  • Mercenary #3: Yeah, after we were chased around by a 10ft dragon with 4 wings and yak horns!...(The Patrol Mercenaries laugh at them)
  • Patrol Mercenary #2: Really?!? YOU, afraid of a dragon?!? (Laughs)
  • Grygoor: (Slaps Mercenary #3) Next time, WATCH WHAT YOU SAY!!!
  • Mercenary #3: Sorry, sir!
  • Grygoor: But to be fair, it was a dragon I've seen before. A Stormcutter, to be precise. But what made me scared is that I've never seen one at full size. I only saw an adolescent and a baby. MAN, did his size scare the shit out of me.
  • ???: GET OFF OF ME, YOU OVERGROWN REPTILE!!! (They see Grimoors being played with by Cloudjumper again, making all the mercenaries except the Patrol Mercenaries scream, and when this gets Cloudjumper's attention, he scares them out of the house and out through the Village where they're chased again)
  • Grimoors: HELP ME, YOU COWARDS!!! DON'T RUN AWAY AGAIN, TELL THAT THING YOU DON'T WANNA PLAY!!! (The mercenaries ignore him as they run away from Cloudjumper)
  • Patrol Mercenary #2: (Laughs) Where did you get THESE guys from, Craig's list?
  • Grimoors: They're from my home tribe, you idiot! Besides, we have no access to Craig's list! And even if we did, we--
  • Patrol Mercenary #2: That was a rhetorical question!
  • Grimoors: Oh!
  • Patrol Mercenary #1: By the way, sir, I think we might've been hearing that the Blacksmiths are missing, as well as the golden statues. They've been missing for hours.
  • Grimoors: The Blacksmiths and the golden statues are MISSING?!? AND YOU HAVEN'T HEARD FROM THEM FOR HOURS?!? WHAT DO I PAY YOU GUYS FOR?!?
  • Patrol Mercenary #1: You don't pay us at all!
  • Patrol Mercenary #3: Besides, we noticed that our mercenary patrols have been disappearing several times. They just vanish out of nowhere like ghosts, and so far, we've lost...63 of 100.
  • Grimoors: Disappearing?
  • Patrol Mercenary #1: Indeed. Right now, Boris the Bastardly had just disappeared.
  • Grimoors: Since when did you name Boris 'Boris the Bastardly'? That's rather perverted!
  • Patrol Mercenary #2: Told you!
  • Patrol Mercenary #1: Shut up! Anyway, we need to take action immediately. Any one of us could be next!
  • Grimoors: Well then, let's go. (Suddenly, Grygoor and his mercenary group rush past them)...Oh, you've gotta be kidding! (They get cartoonishly squashed by Cloudjumper)...Pets!
  • Patrol Leader: "Sir, something may be very off!"
  • Grimoors: "I'll say! I think Valka is playing double cross! Men, we need to weapon up!"
  • Patrol Leader: "Sure! As long as we have our weapons, all, uh, 100 minus 63, 37!"
  • Grimoors: "37 Mercenart groups eh? I like those odds. Ok, now we go in groups of 5 groups, to incrise protaction! I'll take Morgreed's group, Olafgon the Strong's, Tiny Midget Tim's, and, Bork's group. Grygoor will pick..... As soon as he recovers. The rest of you, pick your partners!" (They get into groups of five) Excellent! Now let's go get my...stupid mercenaries...away from that reptilian dog! (They try and do that, but while it proves to be futile when they get into cartoon slapstick, they manage to get them to lose Cloudjumper)
  • Grygoor: Whew!...That was close! (Grimoors and the others return) Oh, Grimoors, there you are! I've been meaning to tell you that--
  • Grimoors: Oh, I know! But I just need to ask, WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT IT IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?
  • Grygoor: We were being chased by that creature! It's impossible to not be noticed by that thing. DAMN, is it big!
  • Grimoors: (Scoffs) I can't believe you! Most of our mercenaries are disappearing, and you're acting like chickens!
  • Mercenary #1: What?
  • Grimoors: We need to get all the mercenary patrols together, and split into 5 teams so we can find out what's going on. Stoick is still out with Hiccup, and we need to find out what's going on before they come back. If Hiccup asks what's been going on since they left, I'll not only be a laughing stock,...I mean, more than I have been,...but I might also be banished! Stoick might even get angry with me. Now, are you men or fucking mice?!?
  • Melvin: MEN, BABY!!! (Rips a tree out of the ground and throws it into the water)
  • Grimoors: Good, now get searching! And don't EVER embarrass yourselves like that again!
  • Everyone: Yes, sir! (They all leave)

Louge Van.

  • Icky: "Uh-oh! Looks like it's getting more complincated."
  • Tigress: "We're gonna need more help if we're gonna be able to stop groups of 5 groups of Mercenaries if we're gonna pull this off successfully."
  • Valka: (She, SpongeBob, Sandy, and Shen arrive with Toothless) Not to worry, we've still got our plan to round up Cloudjumper's family to aid us in scaring them around.
  • Crane: Yeah, but we still need more help.
  • Iago: Yeah, you'd have to have an entire army of dragons in order to--OH, WAIT!!! I JUST GOT AN IDEA!!!
  • Sandy: Does it involve an army of dragons?
  • Iago: It involves an army of dragons!
  • Valka: Perfect! I have an entire army of dragons to help us with that. And with Toothless with us, they'll do whatever we want with them. They will do some serious playtime with the other 37 mercenaries while we scare Grimoors' mercenaries with Cloudjumper's family. There will be mass hysteria for the mercenaries.
  • Po: AWESOME SAUCE!!!
  • Eret: Whatever you guys are up to, I'm with you all the way. Isn't that right, Skullcrusher? (Skullcrusher literally crushes a skull and growls angrily) Great!

Later...

  • One group of 5 groups are seen.
  • Group Leader 1: "Stay close, men! Anything can happen."
  • Mercenary #1: Yes, sir! Nothing will touch us as long as we stay together.
  • Group Leader #1: Now let's face several directions to remain vigilant. Better stay together, because once you're lost, we won't come looking for you because we'll assume you're gone. Got it? (Everyone mumbles) Good. Let's go. (They all walk off while the other 5 groups stay together as well)
  • Tigress: (Is on top of a roof watching them in the shadows, and runs off with no one suspecting them)
  • Monkey: They seem to be at the end of their rope. I think I have a plan. It's a technique I used when I was still causing trouble at home. I pop out in several locations at once, pressurizing my target. Once they're scared enough, they'll panic and spread apart.
  • Viper: You sure that'll work?
  • Monkey: Oh, absolutely. It works every time, even to people like them.
  • Tigress: Well, if you're sure, then let's go for it. It'll be a while before SpongeBob and the others get the dragons. Plus, Hiccup and 'Stoick' could be back at any time.
  • Mantis: More like any second! (They see that Hiccup and Sombor are returning from the Dragon Sanctuary)
  • Monkey: Uh-oh!
  • Crane: Oh, dear!
  • Tigress: (On radio) Tigress to Shell Lodgers, do you read? Hiccup and Sombor are coming this way. I repeat, Hiccup and Sombor are in our sights!

Shell Lodge Van

  • Skipper: Oh, how wonderful! And we were going very well with this mission.
  • Icky: "Guys, I got an Idea on how we'll slow them down! But we need something to keep them, incredabily busy!"

Outside.

  • Stoick: "It shouldn't take too long to return home, son. Afterwords, we have to return to-"
  • ???: "Dinner."
  • Stoick looks to see the CDI King of Hyrule on the same dragon he is!
  • King: "Would you like some Dinner, my boy?"
  • Stoick: "WHAT THE?!"
  • ???: "PINGAS!?"
  • Stoick: "Huh?"
  • Stoick looks at Pingas Sonic Adventures Eggman!
  • SA Eggman: "Swoo-PINGAS usual, I see?"
  • Stoick: "WHAT THE?!"
  • ???: "Got any grapes?"
  • Voice: "Ba bum bum bum!"
  • Stoick looked at the duck from Duck song.
  • Stoick: "AM I BEING ATTACKED BY INTERET MEMES!?"
  • ???: "I'M A FIRING MY LAZOR?!"
  • Stoick barely missed the Lazer blast!
  • Stoick: "SON! RUN! WE'RE BEING INVADED BY TASTLESS INTERNET MEMES?!"
  • ???: "Surprise..."
  • Stoick looked to see a Blue Team Fortress Spy!
  • Blu Spy: "BUTTSREX!?"
  • Hiccup wince as the "Buttsex song played!
  • Hiccup had the dragon flew away faster!
  • Hiccup brings a communicater.
  • Hiccup: "Am I to assume those Memes came from you, Icky?"
  • Icky: "Don't worry, we'll put those non-sensical meme creatures back to the Memeverse after they're done keeping "Your dad" from screwing us over!"
  • Hiccup: "You mean your still working on getting the Mercenaries and Grimoors out of the way?!"
  • Icky: Sadly, yes! I'd tell you everything, but we haven't got much time. I can say that the memes won't kill you. They'll just try and annoy your 'dad' so much, he'll try and hide somewhere where you will hide until the job is done.
  • Hiccup: Got'cha!...I think.
  • Stoick: Son, did you say something?
  • Hiccup: No, I think we should find a good hiding place to get away from these things.
  • Stoick: Definitely! (They lose the memes' sights, and hide in a cave where the memes surround the sky constantly saying their main words repeatedly)
  • King: I wonder what's for dinner?
  • Eggman: PINGAS, PINGAS, PINGAS!!!
  • Duck: Bum bum bum, got any grapes?
  • Lazar Guy: I'MA FIRIN' MUH LAZAR!!! (Blasts around multiple times) (To the others) Remember the plan, guys!
  • Duck: Got it!
  • Dr. Octogonapus: (Appears) Am I late?
  • Lazar Guy: No, you're just in time!
  • Dr. Octogonapus: So can I do my thing now?
  • King: Of course, my boy!
  • Dr. Octogonapus: DR. OCTOGONAPUS! (Blasts laser)
  • Hiccup: (Sees them all in the sky) MAN, don't you hate having them pop up out of nowhere?
  • Stoick: You have NO idea! So how are we gonna get home now?
  • Hiccup: I don't know. I think we should wait until they go away. They usually go away when you ignore them for too long.
  • Dr. OGP: DR. OCTOGONAPUS, BLAAAHHH!!! (Hiccup goes back in to avoid the oncoming laser blast from him)
  • Hiccup: I hope that guy's the last one to arrive.
  • ???: GARBAGE DAY!!! (Ricky from Silent Night, Deadly Night 2 is seen firing a gun)
  • Hiccup: I HAD to say it!
  • Hiccup and Stoick made a run for it as the Memes chase them!

Meanwhile, back at the Mercenary group.

  • Protrol leader: "So far, so good, men. Remember, you see anything, shout a war cry!"
  • Everyone: YEAH! (They have their eyes peeled until Monkey pops out in the shadows and disappears, and a mercenary screams)
  • Patrol Leader: WHAT WAS THAT?!?
  • Mercenary #1: I saw something right there! (They look at the place where Monkey was and find he has gone)...
  • Patrol Leader:...Is this a joke?
  • Mercenary #2: (Sees Viper popping out and vanishing, and screams) SOMETHING THERE! (They find nothing there)
  • Patrol Leader: Really? (Suddenly the entire Furious Five pops out and vanishes from random areas and all the mercenaries start screaming) OKAY, ENOUGH WITH THE SCREAMING!!!...Yeesh! What is with you guys?
  • Mercenary #3: We keep seeing things popping out from nowhere and disappearing rapidly.
  • Mercenary #1: I hope we're not being haunted!
  • Tigress: (Roars, which scares off all the mercenaries into scattering except for the Patrol Leader)
  • Patrol Leader: STOP THAT, YOU COWARDS!!! IT'S JUST A SILLY DRAGON CALL!!! (Suddenly the mercenaries are snatched from the FF one by one) What the--?!? Where are you--?!?...SHOW YOURSELF, WHOEVER YOU ARE!!! I SWEAR, I WANNA SEE WHAT YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE IN THE DIRT!!! (Monkey pokes his shoulder, and when he looks behind, Monkey knocks him out with a punch that makes everything black) OOF!

Elsewhere in the Village...

  • Another Group of Mercenaries are seen.
  • Patrol Leader: "Easy as it does, men. If you see something, yell, "Peanut Butter"."
  • Mercenary #1: PEANUT BUTTER?!? WHERE?!? (Everyone sighs)
  • Patrol Leader: I was saying to yell it when you see something.
  • Mercenary #1: Why?
  • Patrol Leader: "Because unlike Carvon the Yeller, I don't do that "SCREAM" stuff."
  • Mercenry 2: "Well, Peanut Butter is such a weird thing to say, esepically on what era this planet is in."
  • Patrol Leader: NO QUESTIONS, DAMMIT, JUST DO IT WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING!!!
  • Mercenary #2: FINE! Yeesh! (They look around, and suddenly, Po scares one) PEANUT BUTTER!!! (Everyone suddenly laughs except for the Patrol Leader)
  • Patrol Leader: ENOUGH! What did you see?
  • Mercenary #3: I don't know, it just popped up from one of those barrels. (They look inside, and nothing is there)
  • Patrol Leader:...Well?
  • Mercenary #3: I swear, there was something there!
  • Patrol Leader: I don't want ANY false alarms in THIS group. That's sure to get us-- (Shifu rushes through the roof)
  • Mercenary #4: PEANUT BUTTER!!!
  • Patrol Leader: WHAT?!?
  • Mercenary #4: I saw something rush through the roofs--(Boss Wolf rushes across some alleys)
  • Mercenary #1: PEANUT BRITTLE!!!
  • Patrol Leader: (Shrugs) OKAY, EVERYONE, ARE YOU EVEN TRYING?!? (Suddenly, Po, Shifu, Boss Wolf, Sam, Max, and Shenzi start appearing randomly across certain areas, and it causes the group to spread apart running in fear) ALRIGHT, EVERYONE, ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE RIGHT NOW--(Mercenary #1 gets taken by Shifu)...What the hell--(The others are taken by the rest)...ALRIGHT, WHO'S OUT THERE?!?
  • Po: (Jumps from a roof) PANDA POTHOLE! (Squashes the Patrol Leader, knocking him out and sending everything to black)

At Another Group...

  • Another Group of 5 is seen.
  • Patrol Leader: "Ok boys, if you see anything, say "Yak Attack"."
  • Mercenary 1: "Why not-"
  • 5 Merceraries: "YAKITY YAK?!"
  • A deep voice: "DON'T COME BACK!?"
  • Patrol Leader: "No! I'm Patrol Leader, so I say Yak Attack."
  • Mercenary #3: That's dumb!
  • Patrol Leader: YOU'RE dumb! Just stick to the plan! (Suddenly, Skipper pops out and scares one of the mercenaries)
  • Mercenary #2: YAKKA WAKKA RIVER!!!
  • Patrol Leader: I said 'Yak Attack', stupid! Now, what is it?
  • Mercenary #2: I--(Private zooms across an alleyway)
  • Mercenary #1: YAK ATTACK!!!
  • Patrol Leader: THAT'S more like it--(Rico hacks chewed gun on the back of Mercenary #5's head and disappears)
  • Mercenary #5: (Takes the gum off his head, and sees it) Eww! Gum! (Kowalski pops out of a barrel and disappears)
  • Mercenary #4: YAK CRACK!!! (Everyone laughs except for the Patrol Leader, who strangles him)
  • Patrol Leader: YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY, PAL? YOU SEE ME LAUGHING? (Rico's crazy laughter is heard)
  • Mercenary #1: MOMMY! (Holds Patrol Leader on the leg) HOLD ME!!!
  • Patrol Leader: Get off me! (Kicks Mercenary #1 off of him)
  • Mercenary #3: Oh, God! Maybe it's the ghosts of those Shell Lodgers! They've come to haunt us!!!
  • Patrol Leader: Don't be ridiculous! There's no such thing as ghosts.
  • Mercenary #3: Not from what I heard about the ghosts of several High Council members appearing at the Lodgers a couple of times.
  • Patrol Leader: Oh, shut up! (Suddenly, the Penguins begin popping out at random areas and scare the mercenaries into panicking) (Sighs) Muttonheads! IT'S PROBABLY JUST BIRDS, EVERYONE!
  • Skipper: (Hiding in shadows) Oh, it's birds, alright! (They each start grabbing the mercenaries one by one until the Patrol Leader is the last one left)
  • Patrol Leader:...Okay, I am NOT amused, you guys! If this is just a prank to get me to believe in ghosts, then you're as dumb as bricks! Come on out this instant! (Suddenly, the Penguins arrive in front of him dressed as ghosts as Rico does a ghost sound)...GHOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSTS!!!
  • Skipper: (In a ghostly voice) You didn't see AAANNYTHIIIIING! (They all knock him out as the screen goes to black...again)

4th Mercenary Group

  • Patrol Leader: Alright, let's stay together, because once you're lost, don't expect us to come to your aid. And what do you do if you see trouble?
  • Mercenary #1: (Dubbed as Timon) Scream 'MOMMY'!
  • Patrol Leader:...Well, yeah, but I'd just prefer screaming. But not as crazily as Carvon the Yeller, though. He screams like a banshee.
  • Mercenary #2: Yeah, he liked to do that at nights on Halloween. Especially when we were young.
  • Mercenary 3: "Wait, what kind of scream?"
  • Patrol Leader: "I'm thinking more, "Yow!" Or, "Yikes!" Or just a simple "Ahh!". Ya know, Simple stuff. Just be glad I am not making you guys say "Peanut Butter" or "Yak Attack" like Groos the Moose and Gordon The Yakman."
  • Everyone: YES, SIR--(Suddenly, they all get knocked out when anvils and cannonballs hit them each in the heads, and the Patrol Leader gets knocked out by an anvil)
  • Icky:...Oops!...Well, that's one way of dealing with a group of mercenaries. Someone get rid of those bodies...as well as the evidence.

Grimoors' Group

  • Grimoors felt uneasy.
  • Grimoors: "Something ain't right. I feel it in me bones."
  • Grygoor: What do you mean?
  • Grimoors: Well, think about it. Stoick and Hiccup still aren't back yet. Plus, I haven't heard anything from the other groups yet. It's been only an hour, and yet we haven't found anything yet. I mean, what's going on here?
  • ???: SIR! (They see a Mercenary appear right up to them) SIR! I have dire news! Something about the Dragon Pen!
  • Grimoors: Well, what is it?
  • Mercenary: One of the--(Suddenly, he is magically affected) They're properly fed, and have been going down a bit on the aggressive activity.
  • Grimoors:...Is there something you're not telling me?
  • Mercenary: Of course not, sir!
  • Grimoors:...Everyone, to the Dragon Pen! I think something's happened there! (They head for the Dragon Pen)
  • Merlin: (Seeing everything) I don't think so! (Magically calls Cloudjumper to intercept them, blocking their path)
  • Grygoor: Oh, not again!
  • Grimoors: If any of you run, I'll--(They all ran away)...Oh, for God's sake, why did I even bring them? (Shrugs) Fine! I'll just go there myself! (Runs towards the Dragon Pen, but Cloudjumper grabs him, only for Grimoors to smack him out of the way) I'M NOT LETTING YOUR NONSENSE GET ME AGAIN, YOU OVERGROWN LIZARD! (Runs towards the Dragon Pen, but Cloudjumper is angered by the physical attack that he chases him down, and Grimoors takes out a sword) BACK OFF, DRAGON!
  • ???: WHAT IS HE DOING?!? (The other Dragon Group members see him holding Cloudjumper away with his sword)
  • Fishlegs: YOU COMPLETE MONSTER!!!
  • Grimoors: Guys, it's not what you think!
  • Astrid: You know you promised not to harm a dragon here!
  • Grimoors: Listen, you two, I have a job to do! I need to get to the Dragon Pen because someone said something happened there.
  • Tuffnut: You're not going anywhere after that gesture you pulled!
  • Ruffnut: Yeah! You're gonna be in SO much trouble!
  • Grimoors: YOU DON'T TALK TO A SUPERIOR LIKE THAT, YOUNG LADY! I WILL HAVE YOU PUNISHED FOR THAT!
  • Astrid: Oh, we're not the ones getting punished, Grimoors! Because we're not the only ones who know. (The entire Village has seen him through the windows and doors)
  • Grimoors:...Don't listen to them, everyone!
  • Viking #1: COWARD!!!
  • Viking #2: TRAITOR!!!
  • Grimoors: Okay, I don't have time for this bullshit, I need to get to the Pen! (Tries leaving, but Cloudjumper blocks his path) YOU GET OUT OF MY WAY, YOU MONSTER!!!
  • Snotlout: I'm afraid you're coming with us, Grimoors! We'll see if Stoick and Hiccup want you to be with them after all this.
  • Grimoors: Is that supposed to intimidate me, young man? (Dubbed as Discord) You wouldn't DARE turn me in, and risk disappointing Stoick AND your old dragon-lover!
  • Ruffnut: Don't test us, traitor!
  • Astrid: I assure you we can convince Stoick it was for a good reason, Grimoors! Now either come with us, or we'll have to take you there by force.
  • Grimoors: "Oh, you know what? Screw you all!?"
  • Grimoors smacks the gang away!
  • The Mercenaries appeared again and hold them down!
  • Grimoors: "The only traiters I see, are you idiots?! THROW THEM OFF THE EDGE?!"
  • Grygoor: "You can count of me."
  • Some Mercenaries have captured and contained a furious Cloudjumper!
  • Grimoors: "Now, to that dragon pen."
  • Grimoors wallked off, as the Mercenaries dragged the teens torwords the edge.
  • Merlin: (Seeing this) Uh-oh! (On radio) Attention, everyone! The Dragon Teens are in trouble! Switch to Plan B! (Magically makes Grimoors change his mind)
  • Grimoors: On second thought, I should watch and make sure these guys don't get any ideas.
  • Merlin: (On radio) I repeat, Shell Lodgers, go to Plan B!

Shell Lodge Van

  • Mr. Dodo:...Okay. (Turns off communication) Guys, we need to improvise. That means we need to call of the Internet Memes and let Hiccup and Stoick get back home so they can see what's going on in Berk, and save them!
  • Mr. Krabs: AND RISK HAVING OUR COVER BLOWN?!? ARE YOU MAD?!?
  • Mr. Dodo: It's either that or the Dragon Team dies! Take it or leave it.
  • Mr. Krabs:...(Sighs) Very well. (On communication) Attention all Internet Memes, our mission is compromised! Switch to Plan B immediately!

Island Caves

  • Luigi: (As the Rickroll song is heard) WEEGEE!!!
  • Duck: Got any grapes? (Bum bum bum!)
  • Dr. Octogonapus: DR. OCTOGONAPUS, BLAAHH!! (Blasts laser)
  • Ricky: GARBAGE DAY! (Fires gun)
  • King: DINNER, DINNER, DINNER, DINNER!
  • Sparta Guy: THIS IS SPARTA!!!
  • Rubies Guy: It's yours, my friend, as long as you have enough rubies!
  • Gannon: YOU MUST DIE!!!
  • Eggman: PINGAS, PINGAS, PINGAS!!!
  • Morbid Krabs: MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE!!!
  • Lazar Guy: (Blasts loud enough for everyone to pay attention to him, and he makes a gesture for them to all leave, and they do)...
  • Stoick:...If the Internet is invented on this world, I do NOT wanna use it!
  • Hiccup: Not that you'll live long enough for it to matter, anyway.
  • Stoick: Totally. I'm just glad they're gone. Let's go. (They ride their dragons again, and once they get into it's sights, Hiccup sees his friends in nets along with Cloudjumper about to be thrown off the cliff into the water) What's going on down there?
  • Hiccup: It looks like...(Gasps) WHAT THE HECK IS HE DOING?!?
  • Grimoors: "Alright boys! When I give the word! Give them the old HEAVE HO!?"
  • Mercenaires nod.
  • Grimoors: "Ok, on your marks."
  • Mercenaries prepare to toss them!
  • Grimoors: "Get set."
  • One Mercenary began to chuckle!
  • Grimoors: "Heave......"
  • Mercenaries: "HO?!"
  • The Mercenaires tossed the Dragon Teen Gang over the edge, along with a tied Cloudjumper!
  • Screams were heard, then faded. Followed by what sounded like distent splashes!
  • Grygoor: "And good riddence to bad rubish?!"
  • Grimoors: "Now, back to seeing what went wrong in the dragon de-"
  • Grimoors screamed when he seen Hiccup!
  • Hiccup: "GRIMOORS?! YOU JUST TOSSED MY FRIENDS AND MY MOTHER'S DRAGON TO THEIR DEATHS!?"
  • Grimoors: "That thing was attacking my men, and those punks threatened esponage?!"
  • Hiccup: "That is it, Grimoors! Your-"
  • Stoick: "Hiccup, no! Remember we need him to train the dragons to become fighters and to show us how to pilage and plunder! You can't kick him out just because he acted on impluse!"
  • Hiccup: "...... Your..... Defending him?"
  • Stoick: "Look.... It..... It was your friends fault for threating his athority like that! And Valka should've kept that dragon in a tighter leash! Grimoors wasn't left with any opitions! Well, that, and he angers to easily."
  • Hiccup: "So your letting him get away with murder!?"
  • Stoick: "Tecnecally, it's more of a public exicution! Group Exicution. It's an entirely different matter!"
  • Hiccup, just stared at him, and ran off!
  • Grimoors: "..... Wow..... Thanks for the help, Stoick."
  • Stoick stared angerly at Grimoors.
  • Stoick: "Next time you want to do, THAT, again, ASK FOR MY APPROVAL, YOU IDIOT?!"
  • Grimoors: "Ok, seesh! Also, we're now, a few mercenaries short. They just..... Vanished."
  • Stoick: "What? How many our left?!"
  • Grygoor: "Our groups."
  • Stoick: "...... Still like to think the lougers are dead?"
  • Grimoors: "Oh don't tells me that your still on that!"
  • Stoick: "Ok, fine! Want to still think they didn't trick us?! Very well! I'm going to warn the High Council, and have them declaired renigades!"
  • Grimoors: "Pfft! They're never gonna believe you!"
  • Stoick: "Watch me!?"
  • Stoick walked off angerly!
  • Grimoors: "..... I'm gonna need popcorn."

Shell Lodge Van

  • Skipper: (His jaw drops)...THAT DIDN'T WORK?!? THAT'S F*****G IMPOSSIBLE!!!
  • Kowalski: We haven't lost yet, Skipper! I'm sure Hiccup has a backup plan.
  • Marty: Dang right! After what Sombor said to him, I have NO doubt that he's gonna give him the idea that Hiccup might've realized the truth.
  • Skipper: (Sighs) What a relief! I thought we were done for! (Eret is revealed to have flied and rescued the Dragon Teens and Cloudjumper and flies away)

Village

  • Stoick: Why must these things happen? I--(He suddenly sees that Hiccup has gained the entire village in front of him)...Uh, son? Why does the entire village look like an angry mob?
  • Hiccup: I'm sure you know why, 'Dad'!
  • Stoick:...I demand to know what is going on here, son!
  • Viking #1: HE TOLD US YOU LET GRIMOORS GET AWAY WITH KILLING THOSE INNOCENT KIDS AFTER HE HAD BROKE HIS PROMISE OF NOT HARMING A DRAGON!
  • Stoick: What do you mean?
  • Hiccup: They told me everything! They told me they caught Grimoors pointing a sword at Cloudjumper, threatening to hurt him. Did you ensure me he wouldn't hurt ANY of the dragons here?
  • Stoick: Yes, but--
  • Hiccup: But he broke it, and you just said to let him get away with killing my friends?!?
  • Stoick: Hiccup, you're being ridiculous!
  • Hiccup: Oh, I'M being ridiculous? I may not know much about my family, but I do know THIS: The Stoick I knew would help his tribe, but NOT at the cost of sacrificing the ones who helped him overcome danger dozens of times, even if they looked like they were going against the tribe. Surely, YOU might've known that.
  • Stoick:...I...(Perspirates, and gulps) Hiccup, I can explain!
  • Hiccup: You've already explained it enough! YOU'RE AN IMPOSTER!!!
  • Stoick: "I AM NOT AN IMPOSTER, YOU UNGRATFUL-"
  • Stoick's eyes turned briefly red, pretty much proving it.
  • Stoick:"........"
  • Stoick thinks: "Darn, THAT WAS VERY OUT OF CHARACTER?!"
  • Stoick ran for it!
  • Hiccup: "GET HIM!?"
  • Familier Music plays as the chase scene begins!
Benny Hill Theme-1

Benny Hill Theme-1

  • Evenetally, Stoick lost them and went into the Main Hall, and lock it up!
  • Stoick started to cry in a different voice.
  • Stoick: "(Different Voice) It's happening again! I was so careful this time! How could everything go so wrong?!?...It's all GRIMOORS' FAULT!!! HIS UTTER IMCOMPETENCE GOT MY COVER BLOWN!!! HE MADE AN UNAUTHORIZED EXECUTION OF HICCUP'S FRIENDS, AND RUINED MY CHANCE OF EARNING HICCUP'S TRUST!!! (Transforms into his Sombor form again) AND HE MUST PAY!!! (Turns into a smoke cloud, and flies across Berk)
  • Hiccup: (Sees the black cloud)...So he WAS a Darkspawn!
  • Viking #2: The Lodgers were telling the truth!
  • Viking #3: FOLLOW THAT CLOUD!!! (They move after the cloud)

Dragon Pen

  • Grimoors: (Goes inside to see Toothless missing) WHERE--...WHERE THE HELL IS TOOTHLESS?!?...(Shrugs) Maybe those Shell Lodgers ARE still alive! (Suddenly, the other dragons panic as Sombor's black cloud comes down, and Sombor appears in his Darkspawn form) HOLY MOTHERF****** A*** S***!!!
  • Sombor: MY COVER IS BLOWN, YOU INCOMPETENT FOOL!!! YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW IMPORTANT THOSE KIDS WERE TO HICCUP!!!
  • Grimoors: I-bu-I-ju-bu-I-du-wha-WHAT?!? WHAT'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?
  • Sombor: You killed those kids, and because of it, Hiccup's lost his trust in me! If I had known that your actions would lead to this, I WOULD'VE LET HICCUP BANISH YOUR ASS OUT OF HERE!!!
  • Grimoors: Hey, we all make mistakes--(Sombor punches him through the walls of several houses, and into the water) HELP! I CAN'T SWIM!!!
  • Eret: (He and the others rescue him) Well, what do you know? We have ourselves a victim of a VERY angry Darkspawn, huh?
  • Grimoors: Guys?!? I THOUGHT YOU DIED!!!
  • Astrid: Wrong, traitor! And we've known about your accomplice's origins this whole time! WE ARE VERY UPSET AT YOU FOR HELPING HIM!!!
  • Grimoors: WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP AND HELP ME?!? (Sombor's black cloud appears, and Sombor magically summons a demonic skeletal dragon and rides it) YIPES!!!
  • Fishlegs: FLOOR IT!!! (Skullcrusher is able to free Cloudjumper from the nets, and this allows him to fly faster, and allows Cloudjumper to get airborne)
  • Sombor: Your dragons can't stop me! (His dragon opens his mouth, and fires a purplish plasma blast similar to Toothless')
  • Snotlout: WET YOURSELVES AND FLY!!!
  • Sombor realises what he was doing!
  • Sombor: "Sombor, stop it stop it stop it?! Your behaving like your idiot brute bretheren?!"
  • Sombor and his skeletal beast vanished!
  • Tuffnut: "Uh, why did he ran off?"
  • Grimoors: "What was his problem?"
  • Fishlegs: "Could it be his mental illness?"
  • Grimoors: "Demons can have mental illness? Aren't enites suppose to be, above that?"
  • Astrid: "We're too mad to explain ANYTHING to you!"

Main Hall.

  • Sombor reappeared in the main hall.
  • Sombor: "Sombor, you need to control this! Your, your better then this! Grimoors may be an idiot, but he's an impourent idiot! I just need to put him on a tighter leash! If he can trust me again.... But who am I to blame him if he doesn't? And I can certainly forget to keep control of the mercenaires once this word spreads!"
  • Sombor was hyperventleating, and locks the door with the wooden door blocker!
  • Sombor: "I, I need to earn their trust in a different way! I need to set things right! Maybe, I could find a way to cleanse out Grimoors' darkness! That could work! But then, Hiccup would still..... Wait, his friends are alive....... If he knew this, then no hard feelings would exist! Hopefully...."
  • Banging was heard, as Sombor paniced as the door was shaking!
  • ???: "OPEN UP!?"
  • Sombor quickly hid in the shadows of the hall!

Village.

  • The Vikings and Giants are seen trying to knock down the door with a giant tree!
  • Normus: "That door won't hold forever! Keep at it?!"
  • Hiccup: "Wait, where's Grimoors and the mercenaires!? They'll interfear with us!?"
  • Gobber: "Don't worry! Cloudjumper, who's surprisingly well for a dragon tossed off a cliff, is keeping them a might busy! As for Grimoors... Well...."
  • Hiccup: Oh, I saw it! I saw Grimoors being knocked into the water. I don't think he'll last long since we won't find him in time.
  • ???: Looking for THIS? (Cloudjumper and Skullcrusher appear with the others and Grimoors)
  • Hiccup: Guys! YOU'RE ALIVE!!!
  • Eret: Glad I could help.
  • Hiccup: I knew you'd come to our aid, Eret!
  • Grimoors: Well, don't think I'll appreciate you just because your friends saved my life! Your Darkspawn foe tried to kill me, but ran off for some reason.
  • Hiccup:...His illness must be getting the best of him!...Maybe I can negotiate with him. SOMBOR?!? COME OUT AND FACE ME! I WANT TO TALK WITH YOU!...ARE YOU AFRAID TO FACE ME?...(The black cloud appears, and Sombor appears)
  • Sombor: Look, Hiccup, I can explain everything! I'm extremely lonely, and I lost my only chance to become normal thanks to the lousy High Council! I THOUGHT FOR SURE YOU WOULD HELP ME!!!
  • Hiccup: Sombor, there are other ways to find happiness than that!
  • Sombor: I can't help it! I'm the Darkspawn Lord of Grieving and Solace! Taking the shape of loved ones is what I do best. If you can think of a better alternative, I'd like to hear it.
  • Snotlout: Well, how about if you just told it to The Shell Lodge Squad in the first place?
  • Sombor:...Actually, that would've worked well.
  • Hiccup: They are easily sympathetic, they've helped wanted people before, they've been known to risk their reputations just to help out solitary souls--
  • Sombor: ENOUGH! It's too late for that! Now that I know that you are all against me, and that the Shell Lodgers are alive, I don't think the High Council will agree with your actions. When they hear that the Shell Lodge faked their deaths, they're gonna be VERY pissed!
  • ???: I think NOT! (SpongeBob, Sandy, Lord Shen, Valka, and Toothless appear)
  • SpongeBob: I'll have you know that they knew of our faked deaths all along! They still agree that your decision to raid that British Ship was absolutely douchey!
  • Lord Shen: Whoa, SpongeBob, getting into the cussing thing, huh?
  • SpongeBob: Hey, it's not the first time I've cussed in my life.
  • Lord Shen: What do you mean? I've never known you to cuss--
  • SpongeBob: *Dolphin sound*
  • Lord Shen: Oh, good point!
  • Gobber: Guys? I thought you were--
  • Sandy: (Whispering) We've got it covered, Gobby, keeps your undies from ripping!
  • Gobber: My undies NEVER rip!
  • Sandy: Oh, whatever!
  • Sombor: "I should've known! (Slowly moves away from everyone), I thought you misfits wouldn't died so easily! You lied about the Grox attack, did you?"
  • Lord Shen: "We felt dirty to have done such, but it was better then stealing from those british men, who will be soon freed after this debockle is resolved!"
  • Sandy: "It should be fair to warn ya, Sombor. Your surrounded, and it ain't just us!"
  • Shouting was heard, and Sombor looks to see the rest of the lougers charging forth, lead by Po!
  • Po: "WINGS OF JUSTICE?!"
  • Po screams as he leaps up, falls down, rescued by Crane, and all lougers land a epic landing, and Po corrects his awkword wrong way position.
  • Po: "My fist hungers for justice! (Stomich growls).... That was my.... Fist."
  • Sombor was hyperventlating, and tried to get back into the Main Hall, but it suddenly closed!
  • ???: "Sorry, Sombor!"
  • Sombor looks to see the Main 6 and Celestia!
  • Twilight: "The Main Hall is closed for Dawkspawn!"
  • The Jungle Crew, and Other established heroes appear.
  • Sombor: "No.... Get back! All of you!? I.... I just wanted to help! To be accepted!"
  • Icky: "Oh, turning an entire Viking tribe into a life of crime and world conquest? Funny way to show that off, pal!"
  • Sombor: "I can't help it! I,i,i,i,i,i,i,i,i,i,i,i,i, I thought Vikings are suppose to be about that!"
  • Grimoors: "THANK YOU!? (Everyone looks at Grimoors)... Hey, tried to kill me or not, at least I agreed with what he said!"
  • Sombor: "Please, I, I never meant for all of this to get out of hand?! I'm, I'm sorry if I couldn't keep Grimoors in a firmer line, I, I, I, I thought that-"
  • Boss Wolf: "Try to settle down, bud! The more you over-react, the more likely it is that if it gets bad enough, your gonna start making bad calls!"
  • Sombor: "Don't you think I'm trying!? I haven't been exposed before?! Not ever since I lost Maxwell!? I nev, I, I never prepared for a scenario like this?! I, I was always so careful?!"
  • Icky: "Well maybe it would've helped if you picked Vikings that didn't had moral guidelines! Espeically not ones so close to the High Council, espeically during the time pre-Stoick's death!"
  • Rarity: "May I personally add it was rather tasteless of you to rile everyone's hopes up, you ruffian?!"
  • Sombor: "WELL OBVIOUSLY I CAN'T GET EVERYONE'S TRUST AS, THIS?! NOW CAN I?!"
  • Gilda: "Easy on the insults Rarity. Remember what we said about this guy. Just the wrong words will set him off!"
  • Sombor: "Please, I'll, I'll leave the island and never come back! I'll go back to Skullian Prime and stay there!? I'll won't darken anyone's door again!?"
  • Twilight: "And we appresiate that.... But that's, the problem.... Your unpredictable. Your own fascination with mortal life, and the mistreatment from the other Darkspawn, made you even more dangerious!"
  • Sombor: "No, I, I learned my lesson now! I'll keep to myself for the rest of eturnity?!"
  • Lord Shen: "That's the problem! The Villain Leage, The Scourge Dragon Empire, Team Nefarious, or any of our more threatening Inde villains like Darkness Qui may have other plans for you! They'll have ways to malmitulate you into your inheritated darker side! Darkspawn, you were born into a race, meant to be evil! Your curiosity for the light, made you into a dangerious retard! One with uncaluable level of shape-swifting! Your a danger to yourself, and our universe, tenfold more then a darkspawn that accepted his evil! Your misguided intentions to better the universe through conquest, would only proceed to worsen things!? You are a danger to Hiccup for all troubles ou can invite, and you were a danger to Maxwell at the time! Don't you think Chernibog would've been FURIOUS if he was the first to discover your disobedient behavior, and not the High Council?! Maxwell would've been killed by an Exicution party!?"
  • Sombor: "NO!? YOUR LYING?! JUST LIKE THAT MONSTER YEN SID!?"
  • Icky: "Gees! I know your mad at him for being a jerk! Yeah, it was sucky he accused you of being just like the other Darkspawn, but he did to protact Maxwell, not from you, but from your illness, and again, the possability of pissed off Darkspawn, or an angry village mob!"
  • Sombor: "I COULD'VE PROTACTED HIM MYSELF!? I WAS SMARTER THEN WHATEVER CHERNIBOG WOULD'VE SEND, AND I WAS SURE TO LIVED IN AN ISLOATED AREA AWAY FROM NOSY BODIES?!"
  • Po: "Maybe, but Karma likes to be a total jerk and mess with you anyway! Chernibog would've been able to sent a powerful Darkspawn Lord to keep you at bay while the Exicutioners get Max! And don't you think even ONE curious enough person would've discovered you eventally?! I know it wasn't fair what Yen Sid did, but you had to remember that it was during time of a horrorable war! Darkspawn, as they always been. aren't exactly the most trusty beings in the universe, as per usual to even NORMAL demons!"
  • Sombor cries!?
  • Sombor: "WHY ARE YOU ALL SAYING THIS?! I just wanna be among you people?! (Heart Thobs are heard) I wanted to be away from my unfair brethern?! (Coughs)! I had no REAL father, and I shared an abominable Brood Mother with 90000 Darkspawn Creatures like me, half may be dead by now!? (Coughs), I, I just wanted to be loved!? (Gets paler, eyes get sicking black lines). Please, I, I just, I just.... I just wanted to be accepted?! It's that too mcuh to (Coughs up tainted Darkspawn Blood), ask?!"
  • Icky: "Uh, bud? Are you ok?"
  • Sombor: "What are you- (Coughs up a storm, and Darkspawn blood ooses like a water fall)"
  • Twilight: "Celestia, what is happening?! What's wrong with him?!"
  • Celestia: "..... Twilight.... Do you remember my meltdown in the Gala, that caused me to have a serious weakness in my heart from shame and grief?"
  • Twilight: "Yes?"
  • Celestia: "What I went through was minor. I had already accepted my allinment, so, what I went through doesn't get, too bad. There's still the death, yes, but cause it was slightly minor, it was, delayed. Deinties that don't accept their allinment, or some comcept of Amorlness, like Sombor, exspearience, more violent reactions."
  • Rainbow Dash: "You mean-"
  • Celestia: ".... Sombor's grief, sadness, inability to accept who he is, and alchorse, his tortured weak body and physical mal-condition.... Has finally caught up, in a grousome way."
  • Sombor started to puke some blood!
  • Sombor: "What, is, wrong with me?!"
  • ???: "The end result for failure to accept who you are."
  • Yen Sid appeared.
  • Sombor: "NO?! NO, NOT YOU AGAIN!?"
  • Yen Sid: "This what I was trying to prevent.... This is why I took Maxwell from you.... I hoped to scare you back into darkness and accept for what you are.... But it just worsened you. I should've realised the only solution would've been to leave you alone, or, at least place you under High Council protaction... Alchorse, the war would've made such things.... Impossable."
  • Sombor: "You, YOU TOOK MAXWELL FROM ME!?"
  • Sombor tries to attack, but instead, pitafully plops to the floor, and weakingly crawls to Yen Sid!
  • Sombor: "You, (pukes his blood), you runied my life! I just wanted to be, accepted!?"
  • Before Sombor could grab Yen Sid, Toothless, The Lougers, and the other heroes intervine!
  • Sombor backwords crawled back!
  • Celestia: "Be careful of his tainted blood!"
  • Sombor: "..... (Cries).... Why do these things, keep happening to me- AGGH?! (SCREECHES AS HE FELT HIS HEART START TO PASUM!?) Goom, aggh!? (Heart calms down), Why? Why does the fates themselves torture me? I can't I just, die already?!"
  • Applejack: "Honey, soon enough, you might just get yer wish!"
  • Sombor: "But, I won't truely die! I'll just end up being refigured back to the Chernibog Realm! Which now, the Banished Realms.... I'll.... I'll be tortured again by my cruel brethern, and that failure Malefor!? Just iike what happened to the once imfamous Zuthron! I'll be miserable forever, AND THE ACCURSED ENGRY OF THE BANISH REALMS WILL NEVER LET ME DIE AGAIN?! NOT AS LONG THEY ARE CONTAINED IN BY THE BOUNDERIES?! THEY'LL, HAVE A FIELD DAY?!"
  • Sombor cried, as he started to puke blood again, as he gets sicker and paler!
  • Sombor: "Please, DON'T LET ME DIE LIKE THIS?! I RATHER BE TURNED TO A PARALISING STONE THEN DIE?!"
  • Trixie: "... Uh, Sparkle? Do you think the power of the elements could, grant him such a thing? I mean, they did for that mishaper Discord, did it?"
  • Twilight: I don't think we should. He deserves much more than just a punishment. I know he's not, or was benefiting anyone, but I feel like he needs more than that.
  • Yen Sid: Well, what do you suggest we do? Being that he was born into Darkspawnhood, it won't be simple converting him as it was on Prince Zuthron, who was borned mortal.
  • Twilight: I have an idea that I'm sure could benefit him and all of us. I have been working on that spell I claimed I would use to get into Mimi's mind to get Zuhron out. I have used the spell on Discord's mind before, and I think I can give him something similar since Black Kat has been helping me out with the spell.
  • Hiccup: What do you mean?
  • Twilight: I'm going to turn him stone, but I'm gonna give him something else. I'm gonna give him his own magical dream realm, that way he can't feel lonely and crazy anymore, and we won't have to worry about him returning again.
  • Yen Sid: A dream realm? I have heard of such a spell existing, but I thought it only took an Equinox wizard to have such powers.
  • Celestia: Twilight IS an Equinox wizard. She's been learning such spells for a while since she confessed her vulnerability to dark magic.
  • Sombor: (Sighs, and coughs blood) Almost everyone has a vulnerability to dark magic. It's not something one would like to- (Coughs), mess with.
  • Twilight: We're getting off the subject. I'm an Equinox user, and I'd be more than happy of giving this gift to you. Kat tells me that these kinds of reforming spells are useful for Darkspawn who suffer such problems that you do, and very few do. It's also for some mortals, too. When you experience such a spell, you feel complete happiness in your life, and you feel accepted and perfect.
  • Yen Sid: Yes, I know of a few sould who have experienced a certain spell. But are you sure it will work on Sombor?
  • Twilight: Well, it's worth a shot.
  • Grimoors: "Are you all serious? Didn't you all had a plan to banish him back to the Banished Realms?"
  • Icky: "Admitingly, yeah, we did, but as much as we don't blame you for being mad at the guy, the dude's not clear in the noggan! Also, it isn't like you didn't do anything to upset him!"
  • Grimoors: "Pfft! Name one."
  • Snotlout: Oh, I don't know. How about ALMOST KILLING US?!?
  • Hiccup: And letting you get away with it is what blew his cover. If he really WAS my father, he'd have you banished in a millisecond.
  • Grimoors: Oh, sure, blame it all on me!
  • Astrid: Of course. You DESERVE to be banished because of what you tried to do to Cloudjumper.
  • Hiccup: Not to mention you made clear your desire to kill Toothless because of accusing him of killing your parents. Mistake #1!
  • Grimoors: You calling me a liar, boy?
  • Hiccup: Well, if the boot fits!
  • Grimoors:...Say that again!
  • Hiccup: (Dubbed as Woody) If the boot-TAH, fits!
  • Grimoors: Oh, a wise guy, huh?
  • Sombor: GRIMOORS, DO NOT HARM HIM!!! LET THEM CARRY OUT THE PUNISHMENT! If it means I'll be satisfied to NOT be tortured again, then I say bring it on!
  • Twilight:...Well, if you insist! Girls, let's do it. (They ready their Elemental Powers and begin glowing, and a rainbow shines on Sombor, who is still leaking blood, and he is suddenly turned to stone as Twilight flares him with a white Equinox spell which lights up the area, and once the light settles, Sombor is turned to stone)...
  • Rainbow Dash: Did it work?
  • Twilight: I can't tell. (Magically reads his mind, and enables others to see.)

Sombor's Subconscious

  • The very field and house from the flashback is seen, as Sombor is "Reggie" again.
  • Sombor: "I'm, Reggie again? Wait, I know this place! It's the lone house in the woods I lived with-"
  • ???: "Pops, I'm back!"
  • Sombor gasped, and sees Maxwell.
  • Maxwell: "I'm back from collecting som lumber again..... What? You look like you seen a ghost?"
  • Sombor: "..... Maxwell? Your..... ALIVE?!"
  • Maxwell: "Uh, yeah.... Why did you asked that?"
  • Sombor: "But, but, but! I saw Yen Sid took you from me, for-"
  • Maxwell: "(Scoffs), Did you had another elaberate nightmare again? Besides, What would Yen Sid want with me? He and the High Council are busy fighting the Darkspawn. And winning! I don't ol' Cherni-Butt stands a chance against them."
  • Sombor knows what he seen wasn't a Nightmare..... He knows this is just his blissful fanisty came to life... But, he knew this is what Twilight Sparkled gave with the elements, and he couldn't have it any other way....
  • Sombor: "Uh.... Yes..... Maybe.... I did, had another complex nightmare..... What do you say, we go fishing? I heard from a woodsmen that the lake troats are biting again!"
  • Maxwell: "Maybe after I'm rested up! Cutting trees in moderation is TIRING!"
  • Sombor: "Alcourse, I.... (Hugs Maxwell dearly), I am just glad to see you again!"
  • Maxwell: "..... Wow.... Someone must've had quite a Nightmare, huh?"
  • Sombor: "..... More like, A life that I always wanted, came to me...."

Reality.

  • Main 6: "Awwwww...."
  • Icky: ".... Wow..... This is us, actselly being sympathic to a demon.... Never thought it would happen in the series...."
  • Shifu: "I believe Victor might be pleased he'll be able to have more closer obvervations on Sombor, and truely get to understand him."
  • Po: "Not to mention, a stoneafived Darkspawn would be a nicely awesome addition to the museum."
  • Lord Shen: "And thus, a new statue will be made for Twilight of Sombor, and a great reminder for Equestia, that redemption is never impossable, not even to a demon supposingly not meant to reform."
  • Boss Wolf: "While we're at it, let's be sure to finally place a communicater there. The lack of it is starting to become a problem."
  • Grimoors was secretly sneaking off while the going was good to avoid scolding!

Later...

  • Lord Shen: Well, Cloudjumper's family has chased away the mercenaries and now they and the released ones are going to stay clear indiffently!
  • Icky: "As for Grimmy. He may have escaped us, but I did ask the memes to go bother him for awhile as per our agreement not to send them back to the Memeverse for a week. That should be justiceable enough."
  • Gilda: "Well good riddence! Here's hoping we don't have to deal with his fatass again!"
  • Hiccup:...(Sighs)...
  • Valka: Relax, Hiccup. Your father may be dead, but I'm sure this whole thing has taught you a lesson on being leader.
  • Hiccup:...You know, I actually don't mind that he's dead now..... I still care about him, don't get me wrong! I mean, I'm not letting a dead family member get in the way of my position. Stoick would want me to remain strong, and, I, kinda owe Sombor for teaching me a lesson on learning to let go of the past.
  • Lord Shen: "Good lad. Your father would be proud his choosing wasn't for not. You'll soon be as great as him."
  • Icky: Let's just hope for sure that's the last death shenanigan we have to deal with. (Gets on his iTouch)...Wha-- OH GREAT JUMPING CASE OF COMEDIC ICONS?! Better not show this to Batty!
  • Batty: Not show me what? (Looks at the iTouch, and then his eyes engorge)
  • Icky: (Ferris Bueller impression) Here's where Batty goes berserk.
  • Batty: (Camera eases off from the inside of his mouth) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...(The camera cuts to several areas in the UUniverses as Batty continues screaming)...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!

Epilogue

Where Grimoors was at.

  • Grimoors was seen running and screaming as the Memes chase him!
  • Grimoors hid behind a tree, and the Memes ran on!
  • Grimoors: "Blimey! That was close!"

Later, at his lone cabin.

  • Grimoors: (Chuckles in his house) Well, say crap about me all ya want, Hiccup! And don't celebrate too much, dragon-boy! Now it's MY turn to get back at you. AND I'M NOT ALONE! (Chuckles as two red eyes are seen with a sinister dragon's growl is seen)...

Fin?

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