The Lodge is called in for a mission to Toyworld, a literal world of toys. Apparently, a war is about to be sparked between Figuria and Automasia, the countries of action figures and automated toys, and the president of Toyworld, President Stumfy, fears that this war will be worse than the ones before. So the Lodgers are called in to deal with the situation by first temporarily nullifying the production of munitions and firearms from the weapons corporation of Nerf Arms, and negotiate to the two opposing sides and work out the resentment. They find out that the reason for the declaration of war is that the Figurians committed an act of war against the Automasians by having a leader that still had a prejudice against them since a previous war, even though hypocritically their own leader isn't exactly an improvement, having his own issues with Figurians. Unfortunately, the nullifying of Nerf Arms didn't stop the war as both sides still had enough ammunition and resources to begin the war. If anything, they just ended up making the problem worse by interfearing. So the two leaders, President Figures and Emperor Servosworth, stated that the war will start in a day, which was originally gonna start in a week but that changed unfortunately when the Lodgers unintentionally made things worse for both sides. The Lodgers are conflicted, some of them exhausted that these two are just inconvincible and difficult. Fortunately, the Lougers' luck change when the advisers of the Figurians and the Autos, Adviser Clockwork and Chanclier Plastico, finally had enough of their bosses bullshit and exposed a truth to them: The lying basturds are actselly the bestest of friends, who ploted to make themselves richer by causing a war and use "charitys" as a way to rake in the profits of "willing suckers" that say is to help the soldiers, but in reality, it's really for the worthless leaders to get rich. But just then, the Lougers end up discovering that the President and Emperor they were aiming to deal with were frauds! They weren't even the real ones! The real ones never had a history of prejuduice against each-other, it was really a false tabliod rumor made by a goverment hating paparazzi group that people didn't normally took seriously. So, who really are these imposters? Twisted look-a-likes who are slimly yesmen from Nerf Arms who were following the orders of a rotten vice-president of Nerf Arms, named VP Cornelius Nerf, to cause a war to help the company grow more profit, and now the fakers, the fake figures president Cheap Creep and the false auto emperor Otto Auto, have labeled the Lougers and the advisers "Enemies of Toyworld", and have siced the entire forces of Toywolrd against the Lougers. Can Toyworld be saved from two really bad toys before things get worse?
(Song used for joke involving rockstar Barbie doll)
(Song used in battle against The Nerfserker Force)
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