Lord Shen found himself trapped with the less intelligent members of the louge: Patrick, Ed the Hyena (all of the 3 hyenas are considered dumb, but Ed is argueably much more stupider) B.O.B., Lefou, Icky, Mr. Wiskers, Fidget, the Wonderlandian lougers but The White Rabbit, Einstien, Eddy the snake, Pain and Panic, Djon, Larry the Anaconda, and the most troublesome of them all, his twaty cousin: Zhang Bai, a dark green and very silly partier of a peacock who is quick to doubt serious situations. to Shen's ferther dismay, a giant Space Squid is after them as revenge against Kowalski for sending the Jiggli to their home on Mars. Can Lord Shen stay sane in a van full of insane stupidity in a similar fashion to Brian & Stewie?
Getting Stuck In The Van
- Lord Shen:... Alright, come on and get in!
- Patrick: Wow! When has there been such a thing as 'idiot camp'?
- Larry: To be honest, I thought it was something Stu Peder would come up with, a detention colony like in that stupid one for ugly people in the Garbage Pail Kids Movie. But, sure enough, it's a place where you can get along with people just as stupid as you are.
- Icky: If not a bit smarter, then just as much a crackhead.
- Lord Shen: I at least didn't expect my cousin, Zhang Bai, to be with you.
- Zhang Bai: (Larry Miller voice) You kidding? You haven't seen me in years. Where'd you expect me to be? I volunteered for an internship here. I've always been a special kid, and you know it.
- Mr. Whiskers: Special? What's so special about being mental retardation?
- Lord Shen: WHISKERS!
- Mr. Whiskers: No seriously, what?
- Lord Shen:... You have no idea how offensive you were to Zhang, do you? The word 'special' is a better way to describe his mental illness!
- Mr. Whiskers: Oh, so it's offensive to just state what the specific detail is? Pfft, take a chill pill! Next, you'll be telling me that saying Patrick is fat honestly is offensive!
- Lord Shen: IT IS! Great Buddha, you're a moron! A pretentious clueless insensitive moron! Like SpongeBob!
- Patrick: Hey, don't you talk about SpongeBob like that!
- Lord Shen: Hey, it's true! Don't be like Whiskers was earlier! You know, today started out as a good chance to interact with my cousin for the first time in years, and as usual, you had to ruin it!
- Mr. Whiskers: Oh, WE had to ruin it?
- Lord Shen: Yeah! You!
- Mr. Whiskers:... You know, I'm surprised that being honest can be hurtful! I thought Applejack made it look like that only on purpose, but now I'm hearing that stating what someone truthfully has is 'offensive'? It's like you're the moron here! Geez, it's the one time I try to be nice to a stranger, and you had to go and make me feel foolish!
- Lord Shen: Alright, it's clear you need to know the definition of 'boundaries' since you violated your best friend's privacy. You have to be careful about what you say, because someone can be hurt even when the truth is stated.
- Mr. Whiskers: Hey, he doesn't seem to take offense to it. Right?
- Zhang: Eh, I've been called worse!
- Mr. Whiskers: See? Next time, check your privilege!
- Lord Shen:... I'm actually surprised you know what that phrase means!
- Mr. Whiskers: Whatever! Let's just get out of here!
- Lord Shen: Fine! Icky? Hand me the keys!
- Icky: (He checked his pockets)... Wha... Where are they? (The keys were found outside)... Oh, for the love of pie!
- B.O.B: Heh, I love pie! (They tried to get out, but it was locked)... What the? Why is it locked?
- Icky: Don't you remember? The van is designed to not let anyone in or out unless we have the keys, for safety reasons in case some baddie decides to jack it.
- Lord Shen:... Oh, PLEASE don't tell me I'm stuck with you morons! PLEASE tell me that key is some kind of hologram meant to be a prank!
- Larry: Why would we pull a prank on the most-easily-pissed-off General of the Lodge?
- Lord Shen:... (He faced-palmed himself) Sonovabitch, you're right, this is not a prank! Someone have a spare key?
- Mr. Dodo: I think I may have one! (He clears his throat)
- Zhang: Why did he clear his throat?
- Icky: Oh, don't tell me he- (Dodo did this)
- Lord Shen:... And what, THE F*** WAS THAT SUPPOSED TO ACCOMPLISH?!?
- Mr. Dodo: Well, I guess I left the spare key at the Temple.
- Lord Shen: WHY THE F*** WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?
- Mr. Dodo: It was broken.
- Lord Shen: And how did it get broken?
- Mr. Dodo: Well...
- Mantis: (He was holding the Spare Key while in front of a butterfly date) Watch me bend this key! (Bends the key like it was nothing) HO-YA!!
- Butterfly: Oh, my! I would hate to be the bad guy of your size right about now! (Giggles)
- Lord Shen: MANTIS DID WHAT?!?
- Mr. Dodo: He bended it to show off. I tried to bend it back again, and... Well, it snapped.
- Lord Shen:... (He screamed and ran around the van in the same fashion to Kowalski when Julian broke his Stopwatch)... YOU IDIOTS!!! HOW COULD YOU NOT PREPARE FOR A SITUATION LIKE THIS?!?
- Patrick: And how could we predict this would happen?
- Lord Shen: EVERYONE HAS TO PREPARE FOR SOMETHING LIKE THIS!!! WHY DO YOU THINK LOCKSMITHS EXIST?!?
- Icky: Hey, this has never happened before, save your energy!
- Lord Shen: My God! Now we're stuck here! We've got no key, no way to start the van, no way to call for help... Wait... Does anyone have their phones?
- Patrick: We left them in the other room to charge. (They were seen there)...
- Lord Shen:... DAMMIT! WE CAN'T GO IN THERE WITHOUT STARTING THE VAN!! THE DOORS DON'T OPEN WHEN IT'S NOT ON!!!
- Einstein: Can't we hotwire it?
- Lord Shen: I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO DO THAT!!! The best one I knew good at that was Tito! And he's not here!
- Icky: Oh, wait, I have my phone! (He took it out, yet saw it was 1% charged) Aw, low battery, well, I better make this call count! (He called someone)
- Lord Shen: Oh, thank Yinglong!
- Icky: Come on, come on... Yeah, hi, can you connect me to Prince Scorpo?
- Lord Shen: WHA-WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?
- Icky: Just a sec! Yeah, Hi, Scorpo! Yeah, I know, I got the money, we just got a little side-tracked!
- Lord Shen: GIMME THAT PHONE!
- Icky: Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on! (On phone) Look, you'll just have to be patient! You're not a fricking loan giver or loan shark, so you never specified a time to pay you back.... Hey, take it or leave it, if there's one thing I learned during that incident with Queen Grinder, it's that you can't rush a noob with loans if you don't specify the necessary terms.
- Lord Shen: GIMME THE DAMN PHONE-
- Icky: Touch me again, I rip your chest feathers off! (On Phone) So yeah, until we get outta this scrape, I'll have to call you back, but don't worry, the money will be there as soon as possible! NO, NOT AS SOON AS NOW, AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!... Well, it's not like you have a choice, my wing-hands are tied!... No, do NOT bring the others into this, I've had enough crap from them yesterday thanks to that jockstrap incident!... No, you don't need to ask, just be patient! (To Shen whispering) I've got to wrap this up so quickly- (Shen snatched the phone) HEY!
- Lord Shen: Sorry, he'll have to call you ba-... (He looked at the Phone)... It's dead!... YOU WASTED THE ONE PHONE CALL WE HAD TO TALK TO SCORPO?!?
- Icky: HEY, I OWED HIM MONEY FOR ONE OF OUR POKER MATCHES, AND YOU KNOW HOW UPPITY HE IS SINCE KRABS' LITTLE LOAN STUNT! Oh, this day! (Shen slapped him) AH!... (Annoyingly) OW!!!
- Lord Shen: YOU'RE SO DUMB! AND NOW I'M TRAPPED IN HERE WITH EVERYONE ELSE'S DUMB BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO CALL SOMEBODY WHO COULD HELP US!!! (He threw his phone on the ground and broke it)
- Icky:... YOU BROKE MY PHONE!!!
- Lord Shen: Well, next time, learn how to use it to your advantage, you dumb pigeon!
- Icky: OH, SO IT'S MY FAULT FOR GETTING SCORPO OFF MY BACK?!?
- Lord Shen: NO! IT'S YOUR FAULT FOR DOING IT AT AN IMPROPER TIME, AND NOT BOTHERING TO DO SOMETHING MORE PRAGMATIC, AND INSTEAD LEAVING US WITH NO WAY TO CALL FOR HELP!!!
- Icky: That's no excuse, you jerk, you broke my phone, so you have to pay for it!
- Lord Shen: I don't have to do s*** for an idiot!
- Icky: It's your responsibility, you break it, you bought it!
- Lord Shen: WELL, YOU WERE THE ONE WHO CAUSED ME TO BREAK IT!
- Icky: That's no excuse either!
- Lord Shen: Look, you should be ashamed of yourself! I'm stuck in here with you morons thanks to your ignorance! The only smartest one in the van has proved that he's worth nothing except to be comic relief like the ugly-ass clown that he is!
- Icky: UGLY?!? WHY YOU LITTLE- (The two beat each other up in a dust cloud)
- B.O.B.: "YAY, A BRAWL!! (Joins in)"
- Enstain: "ALRIGHT! DOGPILE! (JOINS IN) OHH!!"
- Patrick: "FOR NARNIA!! (CHARGES IN)"
- Mr. Dodo: "..... Well, can't beat'im, join'in. TALLY-HO!! (Everyone charges in)"
- Everyone began to fight!
- Lord Shen: OKAY, WHY THE F*** ARE YOU GUYS FIGHTING ME?!?
- Patrick: BECAUSE WE FEEL LIKE IT!!
- All: YEAH!!
- Lord Shen: OKAY, THAT IT! (He kicks them off and brought out his blades in self-defense)... ALL OF YOU, ARE MORONS!!! AS IF INSULTING MY COUSIN WASN'T BAD ENOUGH, NOW YOU WASTE OUR CHANCE TO CALL FOR HELP, AND RANDOMLY DECIDE TO BEAT ME UP FOR S***S AND GIGGLES?!? HOW F*****G STUPID ARE YOU?!?
- Patrick: We don't know what our IQs are, so you tell us!
- Lord Shen:... Oh, Budda, kill me now!
- Patrick: (Taking out an axe randomly) WISH GRANTED!!! (They chased him around as it faded off into space)
- Dukes of Hazzerds Narrator: "Looks like Shen just got himself trapped in a flying space van filled with stupids. Not really the greatest thing to happen to anyone."
- French Narrator: Sacre bleu! Who are you?
- DOH Narrator:... I'm the narrator?
- French Narrator: No, I am! I'm contractually-obligated to SpongeBob! I'm telling the story here.
- DOH Narrator: Wait, I thought I was tellin' the durn story!
- French Narrator: You couldn't read your way out of an alphabet book!
- DOH Narrator: Hey! Them's fightin' words!
- French Narrator: Come over here, you sac de viande!!! (The two were heard fighting until a 'Please Stand By' card was heard and it cut back to space)... Now then, back to the story! Little did our heroes know, that something was coming for them from the ocean of stars! (A large familiar UFO was seen)...
- Space Squid: (It was seen identifying the van, and matching it with other pictures of the van, Kowalski, and Jiggli, getting angry)... BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Stuck With Idiots
Lord Shen's Final Outburst
- Lord Shen:... (Sighs)... Shifu, if you somehow can resheived this long distence message, I don't blame you for being mad at Fidget in Greece!... Everyone here, are incompetent morons! They may be family, but... But I don't get how we all put up with their lunacy! Just yesterday, Patrick kicked my ass after finding out I threw away a Krabby Patty after being full, like a complete religious nutcase! Seriously, if those people in Bikini Bottom love them so much that they go apocalyptic when they're lost, why don't they start a f*****g RELIGION about them?!? THEY SEEM SO OKAY WITH THE CONCEPT!!! And Brandy? I don't blame YOU for being so mean to a person like Whiskers! He got you into that Amazon, he destroyed many chances for you to be rescued, he stubbornly violated your privacy, he never gives you personal space, and HE OFFENDED MY MENTALLY-CHALLENGED COUSIN!!! Not that I approve your attitude, but there's other ways to cope with anger! He hasn't been help in MY situation either! Even ED is contemplating trying to eat him!
- Ed: (He was looking at Mr. Whiskers and sees Hasenpfeffer)... (He chuckles and smacks his tongue)
- Lord Shen: Patrick isn't making the situation better, either! He's an uppity prick, a randomly-thoughtless idiot, and he intolerantly ruins our chances of escape when given the chance! And Icky? I don't trust HIM either! Since he wasted the one call for help for his personal life, I refuse to trust him for the remainder of our situation! And don't get me started on the others! I swear, I'd better get out of here soon, because if not, I'M GONNA MURDER THESE GUYS!!!... Minus my cousin, of course. And I thought my SISTER was an annoying sack of feathers! If I was THAT annoying and childishly-idiotic as her back then, I'd end up in a shallow grave!... Still... I held out, and my sanity and rage are still in check. Hopefully, I can hold out further until help-
- B.O.B.'s voice: "COOL GUYS?! LOOK, THERE'S A GIANT METAL OCTOPUS?! MAYBE HE CAN HELP US?!"
- Lord Shen: YOU ALMOST GOT THOSE SPACE SQUID TO KILL US!!! WHAT WERE YOU IDIOTS THINKING?!?
- Patrick: We were only trying to help!
- Lord Shen: HELP?!? I THINK YOU'VE HELPED QUITE ENOUGH THIS WEEK!!! ALL YOU'VE EVER DONE TO 'HELP' IS ONLY MAKE IT WORSE!!! THE F***'S WRONG WITH YOU?!?
- Icky: WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO HELP GET OUT SINCE WE WERE STUCK IN HERE!!!
- Lord Shen: YEAH, YOU SURE HELPED! THANKS! THE GREAT IDIOTS SAVED THE DAY!!! I mean, wow! An idiot got a hostile alien race to notice us, and it almost killed us! To be honest, after all the s*** I put up with this week, I probably should've seen that coming! AND IT JUST CROSSED THE LINE!! YOU ALL ARE THE WORST PART OF THE LODGE!!! PATRICK IS AN INTOLERABLE BULLY WITH THE BRAIN THE SIZE OF A PEA, FIDGET IS AN INCOMPETENT FORGETFUL WINGED RAT, ICKY IS AN UNTRUSTWORTHY SCUMBAG, EDDY AND ED ARE LAUGHING MORONS, MR WHISKERS IS A ROTTEN STUBBORN SCREW-UP, B.O.B IS AN ENDANGERING LITERALLY-BRAINLESS NUTCASE, LEFOU IS AN UNHELPFUL AND BUMBLING BUFFOON, EINSTEIN IS... Well, he's the only tolerable idiot... PAIN AND PANIC ARE COWARDLY SHAPSHIFTING JERKOFFS, THE WONDERLANDIANS ARE MAD LUNATICS WHO BEAT UP ANYTHING IN FRONT OF THEM AND ACT IRRATIONALLY AND RANDOMLY, LARRY IS A CLUMSY STRING OF ANNOYANCE, DJON IS A KLEPTOMANIACAL GOOFBALL, AND ZHANG, HAS JUST PUSHED ME TO THE LIMIT OF WHICH I CAN FAMILIARLY TOLERATE HIM!!!
- Patrick: Hey, we're still alive!
- Lord Shen: BARELY!!! YOU LIT MY ROBE ON FIRE AND EXPOSED MY PRIVATE FEATHERS, YOU HOG ALL OUR RATIONS, YOU ALMOST BLOW UP OUR DAMN VAN, AND THAT'S JUST THE BEST YOU'VE DONE TO GET US ALL KILLED! AND THE FACT THAT YOU ALMOST GOT US CRUSHED LIKE A SOUP CAN, THAT'S ALL I COULD STAND!!!
- Icky: SHEN, CALM DOWN, WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?!?
- Lord Shen: YOU ARE MY PROBLEM!! YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN MY PROBLEM!!! EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU, IS JUST A PROBLEM, THAT ME AND THE LODGERS, AND EVEN MY DEAR SWEET KAIRI, HAVE TO DEAL WITH, ON A REGULAR BASIS!!! WHO COULD PUT UP WITH YOU IDIOTS?!? I WISH I HAD JUST LEFT YOU ALL AT THAT IDIOT CAMP, BECAUSE I WOULD'VE BEEN GLAD TO HAVE NEW MEMBERS!!!
- Patrick: New members? But I thought we were family!
- Lord Shen: YEAH, WELL YOU KNOW WHAT?!? YOU THOUGHT WRONG! JUST GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME! I CAN'T BOTHER TO LOOK AT YOU WITHOUT STRANGLING YOU RIGHT NOW, BECAUSE I'VE HAD IT UP TO F*****G PLUTO WITH YOU!!!
- Mad Hatter: Okay, you lost me at 'What were you thinking', what are you trying to say again?
- Lord Shen: (He smothered his face in anger and went like this)
- Lord Shen: I HATE YOU?! I HATE EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU?! I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU ALL?! IF THERE EXIST A STUPDITY CONTEST, HALF OF YOU WON'T BE ALLOWED FOR BEING PROFESSIALS?! YOU ALL BEEN OUTLAWED IN MANY WORLDS SO PEOPLE WON'T SUFFERED YOUR STUPIDTY?! IF THEY MADE BODYWASH FROM YOU, IT BE CALLED "SHAMPOO-HEAD LE DUM-DUM"?! IF TUMORS GET TUMORS, EACH OF YOUR NAMES WILL BE A SEPERATE TYPE?! KNOCK KNOCK?!
- March Hare: "Who's there?"
- Lord Shen: "YEARS A BRAIN CELLS YOU NEGLECTED FOR HOW STUPID YOU ALL ARE?! WHEN BUDDIST MONKS ARE ASKED THE GREATEST LIFE SECRETS, ONE OF THEM IS TO NOT BE AS STUPID AS YOU SIMPLETONS?! YOUR A LOST SYMPATHY?! "PRANCE OF LA STUPID?!" Would everyone who are commen idiots with likeable personalities raise your hands. (They all do that). YOUR TOO STUPID TO EVEN GET THE JOKE?! Hell, you probulity don't even UNDERSTAND IT?! ON THE EVOLUTION CHARTS, YOU ALL ARE DEAD END MISSING LINKS?! YOU ALL ARE BASICLY LIKE THE EGG OF "THIS YOUR BRAIN ON DRUGS" PSA FAME?! SUNNY, SIDE, BLOODY UP?! (BRINGS OUT SOME CHINESE WORDS THAT READ 我恨你) SEE THESE WORDS?! IN CHIENSE, THEY CAN BE PRONOUNCED AS Wǒ hèn nǐ, OR IN ENGLISH, I, HATE, YOOOOOOOOOOOOU?! DID THAT PLOW THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS AND INTO YOUR PEA-SIZED BRAINS?!?
- Mad Hatter: (They were all more-or-less hurt)... Yes!
- Tweedle-Dee: (The two were sobbing)... Well, we know when we're not needed!
- Tweedle-Dum: Yeah!
- Patrick: Well, we're sorry! But in case that's not enough... (Sobs)... Then we'll just give you some space. (They walked away sadly as this music played)
- Lord Shen:... Wait... What're you doing? (They continued walking away)... You... You can't do that! That's... That's cheating!
- Icky: HEY, DUMBASS, HOW DID YOU EXPECT THEM TO REACT?!? YOU STABBED THEM IN THE HEARTS BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T FORGIVE THEM FOR A SIMPLE MISTAKE!
- Lord Shen: I HARDLY CALL GETTING THE ATTENTION OF VIOLENT ALIENS A 'SIMPLE MISTAKE'!
- Icky: Nobody's perfect, Shen! Idiots will be idiots! I suggest you take that to heart, because you NEED to learn the difference between your hated friends, and your family! (He left with them)
- Lord Shen: "I...... I..... YOU ALL KNOW THIS ISN'T VERY PRODUCTIVE...... Ohhh, bollicks."
- Lord Shen walks off to return to the pilot area.
The Arrival Of The Space Squid
Space Squid Ship
- Lord Shen: (They were still trapped in the van since the tractor beam brought them in)... For the record, I STILL blame you all for this! (Blabbering was heard)...
- Patrick: AHHH! ALIENS!!! THEY'RE GONNA PROBE US AND DISSECT US FOR SCIENCE!!!... I mean, good for them to get to know about life outside their home, but BAD FOR US!!! WE'RE TOO IMPORTANT, HANDSOME, AND YOUNG TO BE DISSECTED!!! ALIENS, PLEASE, WE COME IN PIECES!!!
- Space Squid #1: ("Yeesh, racist much?")
- Space Squid Leader: ("Step aside, gummies!")... (He looked at them)... (He took out a universal translator)... Where is the one you call 'Kowalski'?
- Lord Shen:... He's not here? Why do you need him?
- Space Squid Leader: Because we got a score to settle since he left our invaders to take over our home planet!
- Icky:... You mean the Jiggli? Okay, did you by any chance get the memo we dealt with them?
- Space Squid Leader: I'll believe that when space pigs fly!
- Lord Shen:... Really? SPACE pigs?
- Space Squid Leader: Yeah, SPACE pigs!
- Lord Shen:... Is there a native name, or a scientific name?
- Space Squid Leader: Yes, that's what it's called, Space Pig, Sus domesticus spacus.
- Lord Shen:... Oh, GREAT! Another genius!
- Space Squid Leader: Enough!
- Icky: Look, it's the truth! We freed your home! You guys coexist now!
- Space Squid Leader: COEXIST?!? WHY WOULD WE EVER WANNA DO THAT TO THOSE OF WHOM BROUGHT US AS SACRIFICES, CONSUMED US BLOB STYLE, AND UTTERLY DRIVEN OUR HOMES INTO POVERTY?!?
- Icky:... Because, that's what's the right thing to do?
- Space Squid Leader: Well, then, no thank you! Your scientist friend brought those savages to our home, and he's gonna pay for it, if not through his own life, but through those of his friends, AND his friends' spaceship!
- Space Squid #2: ("Nice hot rod flames, by the way!")
- Space Squid #3: ("USE YOUR TRANSLATOR IF YOU'RE GOING TO TALK TO THEM, IDIOT!! SPACE CHRIST, BEING STUPID SHOULD BE ILLEGAL!!")
- Space Squid #4: ("ANTI-RETARDITE!!!") (Many Space Squid beat him up)
- Space Squid Leader:... (Sighs) Freaking Jortnurgs! (The rioting Space Squids were struck by lightning) So yeah, you all are going to be left to starve to death here to teach him a lesson!
- Lord Shen:... Are you serious?
- Space Squid Leader: Does it look like I'm not serious, Quoowaffles?!? (Their van got struck by lightning)
- B.O.B: OWWW!! LANGUAGE!!!
- Space Squid Leader: MY MOUTH, I'LL SAY WHAT I WANT WITH IT, BLOBBY!! Boys? (Throws the Space Squids the keys to the van) Throw these keys out the airlock! By the time they were to somehow escape, they'll NEVER find them!
- Space Squids #5 and #6: ("Yes, sir!") (They left)
- Icky: "..... Welp, we're boned."
- Lord Shen:... Well, that's just GREAT! Our keys are gone out into the airlock, and we're gonna be left here to die by a bunch of grubby jackasses! (Ed laughed) It's not funny! (He laughed out loud) WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE PUT A D*** IN HIS MOUTH?!? IT's CLEARLY WHAT HE'S ASKING FOR!!
- Zhang: Shen, can you please watch the language?
- Lord Shen: Why should I? I've had to put up with a bunch of hair-brained IDIOTS who couldn't get us out of here a while ago... MULTIPLE TIMES!!!
- Patrick: Hey, you don't have to be a jerk about it!
- Lord Shen: I'm being a jerk about it FOR OUR LIVES!!!
- Patrick: Hey, calm down, okay, we still have food right here! (He brought out a chocolate bar)
- Lord Shen:... What?
- Patrick: A chocolate bar!
- Lord Shen: YOU'VE HAD FOOD THIS WHOLE TIME?!? YOU HOARDING IDIOT!!
- Patrick: Hey, you didn't ask, okay, and you just whined yourself out of a bite! (He ate it whole)
- Lord Shen: OH, DON'T GIMME THAT CRAP, JUST GET US THE FOOD WE NEED, WE'RE STAR-
- Patrick: (He ate all the food up) Oh, I'm sorry, were you saying something? All I heard was 'I'm a big whiner', and no 'sorry' or 'please'!
- Lord Shen:... (He got angry as a kettle sound was heard, and started beating him up)
- Icky:... I'm with Shen on this one, let's kick that hoarder's ass!
- Einstein: YAY, ANOTHER DOGPILE! (They joined Shen)
- Lord Shen: (They finished beating him up as he was cartoonishly dazed) IDIOTS! YOU'RE ALL IDIOTS!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT, OF ALL THE PEOPLE IN THESE UUNIVERSES I HAD THE DISPLEASURE OF BEING STUCK WITH, IT WAS YOU ALL!!!
- Fidget: WELL, SORRY!!!
- Lord Shen: SORRY?!? WELL, I WAS ALMOST SO! AFTER OUR LITTLE RANT BEFORE THIS MESS, I WAS ABOUT TO APOOGIZE!! BUT AFTER HOW PATRICK JUST STUPIDLY DECIDED TO USE HIS UPPITY SMARTASS TONE, YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT ME BEING SORRY!!
- Pain: Oh, so you're just gonna drag US into this because of that?
- Lord Shen: And nobody stood up for me until you got your beat-up boners! Patrick hoarded the last of the food and expected US to ask nicely, EVEN IF WE DIDN'T KNOW HE HAD IT, AND EXPECTED US NOT TO SCOLD HIM FOR NOT TELLING US ABOUT IT!!! THEN HE CHOWED THE REST OF IT DOWN LIKE A JACKASS!!! YOU ARE ALL DUMB F***S!! I WISH STU PEDER WOULD JUST COME IN AND KILL YOU ALL!!! IN FACT, I WISH YOU ALL WERE NEVER IN THE LODGE!!!
- Icky: Hey, you already cut the nuts off our feelings, we don't need to do it again!
- Lord Shen: I DON'T CARE! IF WE ARE TO DIE IN HERE, I HOPE YOU ALL DO IT BEFORE ME SO I CAN WATCH YOU SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES OF PATRICK'S ACTIONS! I hope you're happy, Patrick! You took my apologetic mood, and pissed in it's mouth! (He stomped to the corner and kicked the wall)
- Icky:... To be fair, even with that harsh tone, he's right! Why didn't you tell us you had food?
- Patrick: Like I said, you didn't ask!
- Icky: DON'T GIVE US THAT CRAP, WE DIDN'T KNOW!!!
- Fidget: You know, I don't know why you're a leader to the Lodge when you just single-handedly doomed us all by being a d***!
- Patrick: "IT WAS BECAUSE SPONGEBOB SAID SO?!"
- Lord Shen: "WELL OBVIOUSLY HE DIDN'T HAD A GOOD SENSE OF HINDSIGHT, NOW DID HE?!"
Lord Shen's Apology