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[[File:Viral_Vi-Tor_Gets_Real.png|thumb|300px|MSM Poster]]'''Viral Vi-tor Gets Real''' is the 12th Episode of Season 3B of the ''SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles'' series. Viral Vi-tor has been brought to life from the game by an experimental accident in Kowalski's labs, and discovers he has the ability to control all the molecules of the real world. He uses this new ability to remake the UUniverses into the image of the actual game, mind-control the 3 villain teams into working for him, re-create his company of Omicron, and enslave all the heroes of the UUniverses except the Shell Lodgers, who are being hunted down by Vi-tor's many minions. The Shell Lodgers soon learn that Vi-tor plans to free the Darkspawn with his new Realm Ripper device after learning of their origins, and must stop it before it's too late.
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'''Viral Vi-tor Gets Real''' is the 12th Episode of Season 3B of the ''SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles'' series. Viral Vi-tor has been brought to life from the game by an experimental accident in Kowalski's labs, and discovers he has the ability to control all the molecules of the real world. He uses this new ability to remake the UUniverses into the image of the actual game, mind-control the 3 villain teams into working for him, re-create his company of Omicron, and enslave all the heroes of the UUniverses except the Shell Lodgers, who are being hunted down by Vi-tor's many minions. The Shell Lodgers soon learn that Vi-tor plans to free the Darkspawn with his new Realm Ripper device after learning of their origins, and must stop it before it's too late.
 
==Scenes==
 
 
===='''Kairi, Sora, and Riku's Unexpected Growth Spurts'''====
 
Dragon Temple
 
*SpongeBob: (All the UUniversal heroes lay in a giant cartoonish pile)... Is everyone okay?
 
*Fidget: (Realizes he's on Trixie's belly)... More than okay, I just hit the jackpot!
 
*Trixie: Eech, no way hosé! (Kicks him down the pile with a comical plop)
 
*Lord Shen: Wait... Where's Kairi, Sora, and Riku?
 
*???: Right here Uncle Shen! (The three suddenly appear differently and it's revealed they're in their Kingdom Hearts III attire)
 
*Sandy:... Holy spicy macaroni with hot crossed buns on a great picnic day in Texas! Y'all look nice!!
 
*Phil: I think that's how they're supposed to appear by their next game next year.
 
*Edd: Must be the result of that crazy time dilation the Depixelizer caused.
 
*Sora:... (They look at their new attire as he started getting more drawn to Kairi)... Wow... Kairi... You look... Fetching.
 
*Kairi: You're not so bad yourself, kiddo. (The two chuckle and blush)
 
*Kirby Tuff: JUST KISS ALREADY!!!!
 
*Tiff: TUFF!!
 
*Kirby Tuff: SOMEONE HAD TO SAY IT!!!!
 
*Icky: "..... Why do I feel like we're only even having this scene because MSM wanted to show off the new character models from KH3?"
 
*Phil: I'm getting that vibe too.
 
*Deadpool: Yeah, he pretty much did. But let's be honest, given how much development hell KH3 has been through, anyone else would. I know Tman would if he was still here.
 
*Lord Shen: "Oh, convinent that your here Deadpool..... Now we can discuss about your prior shenanagins with us when this WHOLE thing started?!"
 
*Deadpool: "Aw crap, I knew that was gonna come bite my ass!" (Every single hero began to beat him up as Sora and Kairi couldn't help but finally kiss)
 
*Everyone: (They stopped briefly) Awwwww! (They then went back to beating up Deadpool)
 
Skullian Prime.
 
*The Architect stared immensly mad at this great defeat, as Krin-Nom, even Kronma and Makron, are slowly and cautiously giving their master space.
 
*The Architect: "HOW COULD THIS PLAN HAVE FAILED?! IT WAS PERFECT?!"
 
*Krin-Nom: "Look on the brightside, sire! They weren't able to get the info they wanted from Vi-Tor in thanks to the Cyber Guardians sending the snake beast back to Omicron!"
 
*The Architect: "BUT THEIR COMPUTER WILL RETURN TO RELITIVE NORMALNESS NOW, AND THEY WILL SEE THAT THEIR GARBAGE FILE HAS MY TRACES IN IT?! I am forced to go vacant, once more! I want you three to start packing up our needed assentionals!?"
 
*???: "No need, Architect darling."
 
*Fem Fatal was seen with the Enforcers already covering that.
 
*Fem Fatal: "..... Titan has ordered me to picked you up in advance to an ineditability of a High Council hunt."
 
*The Architect: ".... Ugh.... Let me guess..... Titan didn't like the radical shift of Vi-Tor's actions because it infected his business in some way?"
 
*Fem Fatal: "Oh yes, darling. See, Titan was the head insigator on why that Junjie fool even started that pirating operation on Omicron. You ended up compromising a promising game pirating operation."
 
*The Architect: "Well be informed that his inconvinence was at best an unintentional sin. I'll apologenicly admit that I should've warned him about it in advance."
 
*Fem Fatal: "Well fact of the matter is, darling.... He has ordered for you to be kept on a VERY tight leash for now on! Starting after High Council interest has washed away, you are no longer allowed to start plans independent of his approval."
 
*The Architect: "Ugh.... Was the prospect of pirating a simple game THAT promising to him that he chains up my will like an animal?"
 
*Fem Fatal: "He expected it to be the most highest earn crime act of his career! It ended up embarrising him to the other mafias of the allience!"
 
*The Architect: "(Sigh).... A small price I am willing to pay, if I am to redeem myself in his eyes."
 
*Fem Fatal: "He'll be pleased to hear that, Darling. Oh, and don't worry about the blooming Equestrian threats during your absince.... I saw to it that a certain black pony, would be inspired to seek some of them out, for us."
 
*The Architect: ".... (Smiles) There's that, at least."
 
 
 
==Transcript==
 
==Transcript==
 
[[File:Paramore - Monster (Lyric Video)|thumb|right|250px|Intro Theme]]'''Intro (Paramore: Monster)'''
 
[[File:Paramore - Monster (Lyric Video)|thumb|right|250px|Intro Theme]]'''Intro (Paramore: Monster)'''
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*Icky:...... I want you to remember that for when something DOES happen?!
 
*Icky:...... I want you to remember that for when something DOES happen?!
 
*Kolwalski: "But seriously, what's the worse that could happen?"
 
*Kolwalski: "But seriously, what's the worse that could happen?"
*Icky: "Remember when Nefarious fucked up the game WAY Back in the day, like, Season 2 era of things? Are we honestly sure Nefarious' virus is truely gone?"
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*Icky: "Remember when Nefarious fucked up the game WAY back in the day, like, Season 2 era of things? Are we honestly sure Nefarious' virus is truely gone?"
 
*Sandy: "I handled alot of the programming fixes, and I ensure you, Nefarious' virus is as historic as the alamo!"
 
*Sandy: "I handled alot of the programming fixes, and I ensure you, Nefarious' virus is as historic as the alamo!"
*Icky: "Well physically, yes, but, your sure none of the characters aren't badly infected by it enough that they could defelupt Master Control Program levels of self-awareness! Espeically if it's Viral Vi-Tor, the game's main villain capable to malmitulate virtual reality! Something like that could be dangerious if they gained self-awarence!"
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*Icky: "Well physically, yes, but, you're sure none of the characters aren't badly infected by it enough that they could defelupt Master Control Program levels of self-awareness! Espeically if it's Viral Vi-Tor, the game's main villain capable to malmitulate virtual reality! Something like that could be dangerious if they gained self-awarence!"
 
*Kolwalski gets curious about that.
 
*Kolwalski gets curious about that.
 
*Sandy: "I understand your concern, Ick, but I throughly checked Vi-Tor a kajillion times, and nothing strange has came up. He's perfectly normal."
 
*Sandy: "I understand your concern, Ick, but I throughly checked Vi-Tor a kajillion times, and nothing strange has came up. He's perfectly normal."
 
*Icky: "Remember THAT as well!"
 
*Icky: "Remember THAT as well!"
*Sandy: "Okay! If your so DANG concerned about this, then Kolwalski, myself, and you are gonna check up the games system ONE MORE TIME, and prove to you that there's NOTHING to worry about!"
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*Sandy: "Okay! If you're so DANG concerned about this, then Kolwalski, myself, and you are gonna check up the games system ONE MORE TIME, and prove to you that there's NOTHING to worry about!"
 
*The trio went off.
 
*The trio went off.
 
Skullian Prime
 
Skullian Prime
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The Lab.
 
The Lab.
 
*The Trio entered the lab.
 
*The Trio entered the lab.
*Kolwalski: "I had been meaning to say that I had been upgrading Vi-Tor abit to make him look more edgier then he was in beta form for the offitical release. The original verson was just, a snake thing in clothes."
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*Kolwalski: "I had been meaning to say that I had been upgrading Vi-Tor abit to make him look more edgier then he was in the beta form for the offitical release. The original verson was just, a snake thing in clothes."
 
*Icky: "Well yeah, I mean, that is clearly some early MSM stuff right there."
 
*Icky: "Well yeah, I mean, that is clearly some early MSM stuff right there."
 
*Kolwaksi: "But also not edgy enough. So, I made some needed adjustments, and- (Saw that the computer was active) WAIT A MINUTE, I DON'T REMEMBER TURNING THE COMPUTER ON?!"
 
*Kolwaksi: "But also not edgy enough. So, I made some needed adjustments, and- (Saw that the computer was active) WAIT A MINUTE, I DON'T REMEMBER TURNING THE COMPUTER ON?!"
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*Viral Vi-Tor: NO-NO-NO-NO-NO, I WILL NNNNNNNNNNEVER RERERERETURN!!
 
*Viral Vi-Tor: NO-NO-NO-NO-NO, I WILL NNNNNNNNNNEVER RERERERETURN!!
 
*Icky: Why the f*** not?
 
*Icky: Why the f*** not?
*Kowalski: I believe that is his desigated programing as a boss acting out. Not to worry. We got the Operation: MCP Remote right here.
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*Kowalski: I believe that is his desigated programming as a boss acting out. Not to worry. We got the Operation: MCP Remote right here.
 
*Viral Vi-Tor: Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh! (He molecularly disintegrated the remote with a poot sound effect)
 
*Viral Vi-Tor: Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh! (He molecularly disintegrated the remote with a poot sound effect)
 
*Kowalski:...... Poop!
 
*Kowalski:...... Poop!
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*Kolwalski: "Well too bad for you, we have no intention of letting you do- (Vi-Tor opens up a portal in the computer as suddenly, the Omicron Enemies and Bosses are charging enmass!)....... OH THEY ALWAYS DO THAT DURING A CONVERSATION?!"
 
*Kolwalski: "Well too bad for you, we have no intention of letting you do- (Vi-Tor opens up a portal in the computer as suddenly, the Omicron Enemies and Bosses are charging enmass!)....... OH THEY ALWAYS DO THAT DURING A CONVERSATION?!"
 
*Sandy: "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES?!"
 
*Sandy: "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES?!"
Suddenly, the Double-Boost Prompt from Sonic Forces appeared as the coinsponding music played!
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Suddenly, the Double-Boost Prompt from Sonic Forces appeared as the corresponding music played!
 
[[File:Fist Bump (Double Boost ver.) - Sonic Forces Music Extended|thumb|center|335 px]]
   
[[File:Double Boost - Sonic Forces - Music Extended|thumb|center|250 px]]
 
 
*The Trio ran away from the enmassing game enemies!
 
*The Trio ran away from the enmassing game enemies!
 
*Icky: "Wait..... WAS THAT THE SONIC FORCES DOUBLE-BOOST PROMPT?! DID WE REGRESSED TO USING SONIC MEMES NOW?!"
 
*Icky: "Wait..... WAS THAT THE SONIC FORCES DOUBLE-BOOST PROMPT?! DID WE REGRESSED TO USING SONIC MEMES NOW?!"
*Sandy: "I THINK THAT WAS VI-TOR?! BY FREEING MORE OMICRON CHARACTERS, VIDEO GAME TROPES ARE BECOMING MORE AND MORE PREVELENT AND FREGUINT, GIVEN THE REFERHENCIAL HUMORIOUS NATURE OF THE SHOW?!"
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*Sandy: "I THINK THAT WAS VI-TOR?! BY FREEING MORE OMICRON CHARACTERS, VIDEO GAME TROPES ARE BECOMING MORE AND MORE PREVELENT AND FREQUINT, GIVEN THE REFERHENCIAL HUMORIOUS NATURE OF THE SHOW?!"
 
*Icky: "WELL I SWEAR TO GOD, IF QUICK-TIME EVENTS GET INCLUDED HERE, (Suddenly, a Playstation Button Prompt appears), I'm gonna-"
 
*Icky: "WELL I SWEAR TO GOD, IF QUICK-TIME EVENTS GET INCLUDED HERE, (Suddenly, a Playstation Button Prompt appears), I'm gonna-"
 
*Mayor Jerkbeetle flew across them and faced them!
 
*Mayor Jerkbeetle flew across them and faced them!
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*The Cronitcler's voice: "Would you like to try again?"
 
*The Cronitcler's voice: "Would you like to try again?"
 
*Deadpool: Heck yeah! This'll be fun! (He resurrected the trio by selecting yes with a controller)
 
*Deadpool: Heck yeah! This'll be fun! (He resurrected the trio by selecting yes with a controller)
*Icky: (They reappeared being chased by the enemie mob again).... What just happened? (Sees the QTE button) OH NO, THERE ARE QUICK TIME EVENTS?!"
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*Icky: "(They reappeared being chased by the enemie mob again).... What just happened? (Sees the QTE button) OH NO, THERE ARE QUICK TIME EVENTS?!"
 
*Mayor Jerkbeetle repeated the same thing!
 
*Mayor Jerkbeetle repeated the same thing!
 
*Mayor Jerkbeetle: "IT IS MY MAYORIAL DECREE THAT YOU DIE?! (Fires again, but this time, the prompts got pressed as the three dodged the fire).... CURSES?!"
 
*Mayor Jerkbeetle: "IT IS MY MAYORIAL DECREE THAT YOU DIE?! (Fires again, but this time, the prompts got pressed as the three dodged the fire).... CURSES?!"
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*Icky: Oh, hello, s***-eaters! Do any good scat lately?
 
*Icky: Oh, hello, s***-eaters! Do any good scat lately?
 
*Sandy: That's what you remember them for, really? (They were about to fire, as the prompts were pressed just in time as the group dodged)
 
*Sandy: That's what you remember them for, really? (They were about to fire, as the prompts were pressed just in time as the group dodged)
*The Trio were near the impourent exit, but a last minute prompt showed up, as an Omicron Flytrap appeared from nowhere and chompped on the three!
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*The Trio were near the impourent exit, but a last minute prompt showed up, as an Omicron Flytrap appeared from nowhere and chomped on the three!
 
*The Death Screen appeared.
 
*The Death Screen appeared.
 
*Deadpool: "Dammit, I hate s*** like that! (Presses yes)."
 
*Deadpool: "Dammit, I hate s*** like that! (Presses yes)."
 
*The trio were near the exit again, as this time, the last minute QTE was met and the group dodged the giant plant in time, closing off the escape!
 
*The trio were near the exit again, as this time, the last minute QTE was met and the group dodged the giant plant in time, closing off the escape!
 
*Sandy: "..... I am complicating what's worse..... The fact we're becoming more like video game characters, the fact we died twice in tecnecallity, OR THAT WE'RE BEING CONTROLLED BY DEADPOOL NOW?!"
 
*Sandy: "..... I am complicating what's worse..... The fact we're becoming more like video game characters, the fact we died twice in tecnecallity, OR THAT WE'RE BEING CONTROLLED BY DEADPOOL NOW?!"
*Kolwalski: "(Gets a dialog tree that gives three lines, one saying all three are bad, another saying only some are bad, yet another saying not at all, while the forth is about a joke. Deadpool snickers and picks the forth)..... BA-ZINGA MINGA PA-ZOOKA?! (Silence)..... WHY DID I JUST SAY THAT?!"
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*Kolwalski: "(Gets a dialog tree that gives three lines, one saying all three are bad, another saying only some are bad, yet another saying not at all, while the forth, that suddenly appeared, is about a joke. Deadpool snickers and picks the forth)..... BA-ZINGA MINGA PA-ZOOKA?! (Silence)..... WHY DID I JUST SAY THAT?!"
 
*Icky: "Aw no, dialog trees! That means in certain events, Deadpool can litterally control what we can say! Such power should NOT fall into the hands of a wiseass like him! Sandy, we need to do something about this!"
 
*Icky: "Aw no, dialog trees! That means in certain events, Deadpool can litterally control what we can say! Such power should NOT fall into the hands of a wiseass like him! Sandy, we need to do something about this!"
 
*Sandy was given a dialog tree as well, the first including a logical sounding plan, the second indicting just winging it, the 3rd is crying like a baby, the forth is get Spongebob's attention in a provokitive way. Deadpool proceeded to select number 4.
 
*Sandy was given a dialog tree as well, the first including a logical sounding plan, the second indicting just winging it, the 3rd is crying like a baby, the forth is get Spongebob's attention in a provokitive way. Deadpool proceeded to select number 4.
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*Kolwalski: "For now."
 
*Kolwalski: "For now."
 
*Gazelle: "Okay, then here's the plan. (A Dialog tree appears, one part a serious plan, second part a less serious plan, 3rd part a stupid plan, 4th is twerking. Deadpool picked 4th) (Gazelle started to twerk as "Anaconda" played)..... WHAT THE?!"
 
*Gazelle: "Okay, then here's the plan. (A Dialog tree appears, one part a serious plan, second part a less serious plan, 3rd part a stupid plan, 4th is twerking. Deadpool picked 4th) (Gazelle started to twerk as "Anaconda" played)..... WHAT THE?!"
*Icky: "Sorry, Deadpool has Dialog tree access, he's always gonna make us do stupid things! It's kinda why Sandy's an anime character now!" (Sandy was going crazy)
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*Icky: "Sorry, Deadpool has Dialog tree access, he's always gonna make us do stupid things! It's kinda why Sandy's an anime character now! (Sandy was going crazy)"
 
*Girl Sora: And she's already got anime fever.
 
*Girl Sora: And she's already got anime fever.
 
*Squidward: Anime what?
 
*Squidward: Anime what?
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*Private: "Wait, but, isn't Vi-tor capable of teleporting? Can't he just teleport out of here with his army and cause trouble from there?"
 
*Private: "Wait, but, isn't Vi-tor capable of teleporting? Can't he just teleport out of here with his army and cause trouble from there?"
 
*Silence.
 
*Silence.
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[[File:Sad Trombone Wah Wah Wah Fail Sound Effect|thumb|center|335 px]]
 
*Vi-Tor's voice: "Actselly, I was originally gonna stay here and have my fun with you guys first, but THAT'S A GREAT IDEA?!"
 
*Vi-Tor's voice: "Actselly, I was originally gonna stay here and have my fun with you guys first, but THAT'S A GREAT IDEA?!"
 
*A large teleporting sound was heard.
 
*A large teleporting sound was heard.
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*Gazelle: "Miss Tri-Corn, perhaps it is not the best time to even talk to us right now-"
 
*Gazelle: "Miss Tri-Corn, perhaps it is not the best time to even talk to us right now-"
 
*Tri-Corn: "I WANT MY ANSWERS, AND I WANT THEM NOW?!"
 
*Tri-Corn: "I WANT MY ANSWERS, AND I WANT THEM NOW?!"
*Gazelle was given a dialog tree that gives 4 opitions again, eiter persaude her to listen to reason, ignor her and move on, give a stern talk down, or beat her ass into submission..... Deadpool picked the forth!
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*Gazelle was given a dialog tree that gives 4 options again, either persuade her to listen to reason, ignore her and move on, give a stern talk down, or beat her ass into submission..... Deadpool picked the forth!
*Gazelle suddenly got into a battle pose and brought out her Uniter Blade!
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*Gazelle suddenly got into a battle pose and brought out her Uniter Blade, surprising everyone, even Tri-corn!
*Gazelle: "..... Uh oh!"
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*Gazelle: "..... Uh-oh!"
 
*Tri-Corn: "....... May I, rephrase that with a please the- (Gets her ass handed to her by Gazelle) DOW OH WHA- OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW STOP-OW-KICKING-OW- MY ASS- OWCH?!"
 
*Tri-Corn: "....... May I, rephrase that with a please the- (Gets her ass handed to her by Gazelle) DOW OH WHA- OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW STOP-OW-KICKING-OW- MY ASS- OWCH?!"
*Gazelle: "MY SINCEREST APOLOGIES, SENATOR, I AM NOT IN CONTROL OF MY ACTIONS?! (Smacks Tri-Corn down, knocking her out, then while still in Deadpool's control, Gazelle started to indignify Tri-corn by starting to tea-bag her) I AM NOT DOING THIS?!"
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*Gazelle: "MY SINCEREST APOLOGIES, SENATOR, I AM NOT IN CONTROL OF MY ACTIONS?! (Smacks Tri-Corn down, knocking her out, then while still in Deadpool's control, Gazelle started to dignify Tri-corn by starting to tea-bag her) I AM NOT DOING THIS?!"
 
*Icky: "WE KNOW?! YOU'RE CONTROLLED BY A RED NINJA WITH 4CHAN MEMES FOR HUMOR?!"
 
*Icky: "WE KNOW?! YOU'RE CONTROLLED BY A RED NINJA WITH 4CHAN MEMES FOR HUMOR?!"
 
*Jamica showed up and looked shocked!
 
*Jamica showed up and looked shocked!
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*Icky: "We love to explain, but if we do, that would risk dialog trees to come out and make us say or do stupid s***!"
 
*Icky: "We love to explain, but if we do, that would risk dialog trees to come out and make us say or do stupid s***!"
 
*Jamica: "Dialog trees?! You mean, like in the Mass Effect series?"
 
*Jamica: "Dialog trees?! You mean, like in the Mass Effect series?"
*Icky: "No, they have more of a dialog wheel to an extent, but it is a good enough exsample!"
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*Icky: "No, they have more of a dialog wheel to an extent, but still a good enough example!"
 
*Iago: "Be careful asking us questions, or else they'll show up for Deadpool to mess up!"
 
*Iago: "Be careful asking us questions, or else they'll show up for Deadpool to mess up!"
 
*Jamica: "Deadpool's making you do this?! Is he behind the Omicron revolt as well?!"
 
*Jamica: "Deadpool's making you do this?! Is he behind the Omicron revolt as well?!"
 
*Sandy: "That much we still want to figure out, Jamica-San!"
 
*Sandy: "That much we still want to figure out, Jamica-San!"
*Jamica: "..... Why is your squirl friend very Otaku bait right now?"
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*Jamica: "..... Why is your squirrel friend being very Otaku bait right now?"
 
*Spongebob: "We REALLY want to explain, but when we do, the dialog trees will show up and allow him to derail us to make us act stupid!"
 
*Spongebob: "We REALLY want to explain, but when we do, the dialog trees will show up and allow him to derail us to make us act stupid!"
*Jamica: "You mean, more then usual?"
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*Jamica: "You mean, more than usual?"
 
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[[File:Oooooooooooooooo|thumb|center|250 px]]
 
*Squidward: "..... Cute. REAL Cute."
 
*Squidward: "..... Cute. REAL Cute."
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*Cobra, Dark Dragon, and Dr. Nefarious all woke up to find themselves in a strange realm....
 
*Cobra, Dark Dragon, and Dr. Nefarious all woke up to find themselves in a strange realm....
 
*Dr. Nefarious: "...... What kind of cyber-space nightmare is this?"
 
*Dr. Nefarious: "...... What kind of cyber-space nightmare is this?"
*Cobra: "I know of this place. This is a very, very little known realm. It is known, as the Cybervoid. A dimention that exists as a limbo-like place between cyberspace, and our present world. It's a considerably recent alternate dimention as it was birth around the time the computer was first invented."
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*Cobra: "I know of this place. This is a very, very little known realm. It is known, as the Cybervoid. A dimention that exists as a limbo-like place between cyberspace, and our present world. It's a considerably recent alternate dimention as it was birthed around the time the computer was first invented."
 
*Dark Dragon: "Explains why we are surrounded by all this Matrix s***."
 
*Dark Dragon: "Explains why we are surrounded by all this Matrix s***."
 
*Dr. Nefarious: "Well how did we ended up with our asses here!? One minute I have to contend with Scratch and Grounder bringing those illegit copies of the Lougers' stupid game into my space station, the next, I'm with you two yuts now?!"
 
*Dr. Nefarious: "Well how did we ended up with our asses here!? One minute I have to contend with Scratch and Grounder bringing those illegit copies of the Lougers' stupid game into my space station, the next, I'm with you two yuts now?!"
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*Vi-tor: "Oh, but you miss the point of why I explained my backstory gentlemen..... It means that I can malmitulate all, and defy established logic!"
 
*Vi-tor: "Oh, but you miss the point of why I explained my backstory gentlemen..... It means that I can malmitulate all, and defy established logic!"
 
*Cobra: "Tch. Prove it, you amalgamation of 1s and 0s."
 
*Cobra: "Tch. Prove it, you amalgamation of 1s and 0s."
*Nerfarious: "Can you PLEASE not challnage him on tha-" (He snapped as they got purple eyes)...
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*Nerfarious: "Can you PLEASE not challnage him on tha- (He snapped as they got purple eyes)..."
 
*Viral: Consider myself... Proven.... Now, we've got work to do.
 
*Viral: Consider myself... Proven.... Now, we've got work to do.
 
*All 3: YEEEES, MAAASTEEER!!
 
*All 3: YEEEES, MAAASTEEER!!
 
Meanwhile...
 
Meanwhile...
 
*The group arrived to the suddenly transformed Dragon Temple.
 
*The group arrived to the suddenly transformed Dragon Temple.
*Ralph: Well, here's my current hub. It's not much, but it'll be much to keep you safe with the pixellanium spill.
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*Ralph: Well, here's my current hub. It's not much, but it'll be enough to keep you safe with the pixellanium spill.
 
*Lord Shen was Peacock squelling like mad!
 
*Lord Shen was Peacock squelling like mad!
 
*Boss Wolf: "Good grief Ralth, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DRAGON GUARDIAN TEMPLE?!"
 
*Boss Wolf: "Good grief Ralth, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DRAGON GUARDIAN TEMPLE?!"
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*Lord Shen: ".... (Quietly) Oh no. I remember this meeting. And with us being in Deadpool's control, I am GLAD this is only a simulation!"
 
*Lord Shen: ".... (Quietly) Oh no. I remember this meeting. And with us being in Deadpool's control, I am GLAD this is only a simulation!"
 
*Icky: "(Quietly) Doesn't make the idea of Deadpool pissing this guy off and embarrising us in front of the Grand Councilers, any less painful."
 
*Icky: "(Quietly) Doesn't make the idea of Deadpool pissing this guy off and embarrising us in front of the Grand Councilers, any less painful."
*Cynautilus Emperor: "Otherworlder Shell Lougers.... I DEMAND YOU RELEASE PRINCE ASSAHOLE ADMIDIOTLY?!"
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*Cynautilus Emperor: "Otherworlder Shell Lougers.... I DEMAND YOU RELEASE PRINCE ASSAHOLE IMMEDIATELY?!"
 
*The Dialog Tree appears with three choices, be honest with him, insult him, or tell an offensive joke.
 
*The Dialog Tree appears with three choices, be honest with him, insult him, or tell an offensive joke.
 
*Deadpool was about to pick the offensive joke branch.
 
*Deadpool was about to pick the offensive joke branch.
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*The Lougers found themselves in an intense hostage situation in Futurasia, being done so by a robotic android gone rogue, holding a fat business men, and his scared beautiful wife and child at gun point at both ends.
 
*The Lougers found themselves in an intense hostage situation in Futurasia, being done so by a robotic android gone rogue, holding a fat business men, and his scared beautiful wife and child at gun point at both ends.
 
*Andriod: "YOUR CHOICE IS SIMPLE, MISFITS?! YOU MUST CHOOSE WHO LIVES AND WHO DIES!? MY ABUSIVE OWNER, OR HIS SUPER MODEL WIFE AND CHILD?! NOTE THAT I WILL HAVE MY VENGENCE EITHER WAY?!"
 
*Andriod: "YOUR CHOICE IS SIMPLE, MISFITS?! YOU MUST CHOOSE WHO LIVES AND WHO DIES!? MY ABUSIVE OWNER, OR HIS SUPER MODEL WIFE AND CHILD?! NOTE THAT I WILL HAVE MY VENGENCE EITHER WAY?!"
*Icky: "(Scared and quietly) Aw man, I almost forgot about this time in Futurasia where a abused android had a major shitfit over his abusive master?!"
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*Icky: "(Scared and quietly) Aw man, I almost forgot about this time in Futurasia where an abused android had a major shitfit over his abusive master?!"
*Iago: "(Quietly) This still reminds me of that preview for the upcoming game "Detriot become human"!"
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*Iago: "(Quietly) This still reminds me of that preview for the upcoming game "Detriot: Become Human"!"
 
*Another Dialog tree popped up with three choices, two of them actselly making a choice between the abusive owner or his family, or a 3rd opition trying to negosiate with it.
 
*Another Dialog tree popped up with three choices, two of them actselly making a choice between the abusive owner or his family, or a 3rd opition trying to negosiate with it.
 
*(Deadpool): "Holy s***, this gotten intense?!"
 
*(Deadpool): "Holy s***, this gotten intense?!"
*(WB Deadpool): "Not to mention that if your not careful, the choices could actselly be who dies."
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*(WB Deadpool): "Not to mention that if you're not careful, the choices could actselly be who dies."
 
*(YB Deadpool): "Pick the abuser, he deserves it!"
 
*(YB Deadpool): "Pick the abuser, he deserves it!"
 
*(WB Deadpool): "BUUUUT, What if it ends up being that you pick who lives?!"
 
*(WB Deadpool): "BUUUUT, What if it ends up being that you pick who lives?!"
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*Viper: "They didn't know what he was doing to you! Believe me that at least the Wife would've done something for you!"
 
*Viper: "They didn't know what he was doing to you! Believe me that at least the Wife would've done something for you!"
 
*Android: "..... EXPLAIN HOW?! WHAT MAKES YOU SURE SHE DOESN'T SUPPORT HIS ANTI-ROBOT BEHAVIOR?!"
 
*Android: "..... EXPLAIN HOW?! WHAT MAKES YOU SURE SHE DOESN'T SUPPORT HIS ANTI-ROBOT BEHAVIOR?!"
*A Dialog Tree with 4 opitions appear, ask the android to speak with the wife, ask the android to speak with the abuser, make an elaberate tall tale, or stall.
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*A Dialog Tree with 4 opitions appear, ask the android to speak with the abuser, ask the android to speak with the wife, make an elaberate tall tale, or stall.
 
*(Deadpool): "..... Aw gees, this is becoming crazy complicated. What should I do? What exactly would the Lougers do?"
 
*(Deadpool): "..... Aw gees, this is becoming crazy complicated. What should I do? What exactly would the Lougers do?"
 
*(WB Deadpool): Do we have to do everything for you? You can figure this out.
 
*(WB Deadpool): Do we have to do everything for you? You can figure this out.
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*(Deadpool): ".... So, am I to assume this takes place in Dreamworks Earth, the Madagascar movies one?"
 
*(Deadpool): ".... So, am I to assume this takes place in Dreamworks Earth, the Madagascar movies one?"
 
*Skipper: "AHEM! We have ways of making you talk, ya sewer vagabond!"
 
*Skipper: "AHEM! We have ways of making you talk, ya sewer vagabond!"
*Cult Turtle: "Go ahead and do your worse non-believer! The Great Toilet will cleanse everything!"
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*Cult Turtle: "Go ahead and do your worse, non-believer! The Great Toilet will cleanse everything!"
 
*An LA Noire sytile prompt-dialog tree, reason, threaten, bribe, or tell bad toilet jokes, is seen with the prompt of Playstation Buttons.
 
*An LA Noire sytile prompt-dialog tree, reason, threaten, bribe, or tell bad toilet jokes, is seen with the prompt of Playstation Buttons.
 
*(Deadpool): "Yup! It's LA Noire like s*** allright!.... Hmmmm. (Was about to pick Threaten, but then figures that the babe would bribe him, so he desides to skip the filler of the same song and dance and get right to the reason prompt.)"
 
*(Deadpool): "Yup! It's LA Noire like s*** allright!.... Hmmmm. (Was about to pick Threaten, but then figures that the babe would bribe him, so he desides to skip the filler of the same song and dance and get right to the reason prompt.)"
 
*Private: "Try to understand, Tyler. The Golden Mistress doesn't know what she's really doing! That loo-shaped black hole machine is more of an armagotten device then a bringer of new hope."
 
*Private: "Try to understand, Tyler. The Golden Mistress doesn't know what she's really doing! That loo-shaped black hole machine is more of an armagotten device then a bringer of new hope."
*Tyler: "The great toilet is no destroyer! The great toilet is based around the same kind of holes that lead to you non-believers to find another plane of existence!"
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*Tyler: "The great toilet is no destroyer! The great toilet is based around the same kind of holes that lead to you non-believers to find another plain of existence!"
 
*Private: "Fair enough, but, are you even sure any new united universe would even be compatable with us? What if we get flushed into a poisionious universe, and, I mean an ACTUALLY poisonious one that justifies the mostly disproven claim? And even then, what if we end up in an unfriendly neighterhood of an alternate universe?"
 
*Private: "Fair enough, but, are you even sure any new united universe would even be compatable with us? What if we get flushed into a poisionious universe, and, I mean an ACTUALLY poisonious one that justifies the mostly disproven claim? And even then, what if we end up in an unfriendly neighterhood of an alternate universe?"
 
*Tyler: "The toilets will protect us. No threat can threaten the Flushed Cult. The Great Toilet will PUNISH heritecs!"
 
*Tyler: "The toilets will protect us. No threat can threaten the Flushed Cult. The Great Toilet will PUNISH heritecs!"
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*YB Deadpool: "AWWW, EWWW?! YA MEAN IT'S FUELED BY FECES AND PISS, AND WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE?!"
 
*YB Deadpool: "AWWW, EWWW?! YA MEAN IT'S FUELED BY FECES AND PISS, AND WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE?!"
 
*WB Deadpool: "Well what did you expect a giant space toilet that makes Black Holes to be powered by?- (Puking was heard) AW NOT AGAIN?!"
 
*WB Deadpool: "Well what did you expect a giant space toilet that makes Black Holes to be powered by?- (Puking was heard) AW NOT AGAIN?!"
*Tyler: "The sewage is pumped through out the Great Toilet, by a giant pump, in the sytile, of a human, using a toilet?! (More of YB Deadpool's puking was heard) Which is shared, by another pump, of a human, puking into a toilet! (More intense puking was heard) Which goes through the process, but a filtering machine, which is in the shape, of a mere dog, drinking from a toilet, for any potaintional problems in the sewage! (A waterfull of puking was heard) And sometimes, our bapists rats, collect some sewages, for initiation ceramonies, for the recently flushed! And we always do it, HEAD FIRST! (An exploudsion of puke was heard!)!"
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*Tyler: "The sewage is pumped through out the Great Toilet, by a giant pump, in the sytile, of a human, using a toilet?! (More of YB Deadpool's puking was heard) Which is shared, by another pump, of a human, puking into a toilet! (More intense puking was heard) Which goes through the process, via by a filtering machine, which is in the shape, of a mere dog, drinking from a toilet, for any potaintional problems in the sewage! (A waterfull of puking was heard) And sometimes, our bapists rats, collect some sewages, for initiation ceramonies, for the recently flushed! And we always do it, HEAD FIRST! (An exploudsion of puke was heard!)!"
 
*WB Deadpool: "OH DEAR GOOD, YELLOW BOX EXPLOUDED IN PUKE?! Ugh.... I better take him to the King to be revived."
 
*WB Deadpool: "OH DEAR GOOD, YELLOW BOX EXPLOUDED IN PUKE?! Ugh.... I better take him to the King to be revived."
 
*Icky: "(Quietly) This, was why, we didn't gave this adventure an episode."
 
*Icky: "(Quietly) This, was why, we didn't gave this adventure an episode."
 
*Deadpool's voice: "NO, SHIT?!"
 
*Deadpool's voice: "NO, SHIT?!"
 
*Tyler: "And then it is finished off, with these honorary plunger hats!"
 
*Tyler: "And then it is finished off, with these honorary plunger hats!"
*Skipper: "..... And thank you for exposing your cults' weaknesses like a dumb traitor, Tyler. We'll call for Prison 42 to take you. We'll be sure you'll be placed near the bathrooms."
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*Skipper: "..... And thank you for exposing your cults' weaknesses like a dumb traitor, Tyler. We'll call for Prison 42 to take you. We'll be sure you'll be placed near the bathrooms for worship convinence, UNDER, supervision."
 
*Tyler realised his mistake!
 
*Tyler realised his mistake!
 
*Tyler: ".... NO?! PLEASE?! I BEG OF YOU?! FORGET EVERYTHING THAT WAS IS SAID?! THE GOLDEN MISTRESS WILL PUNISH ME FOR MY BLASTFOMY?!"
 
*Tyler: ".... NO?! PLEASE?! I BEG OF YOU?! FORGET EVERYTHING THAT WAS IS SAID?! THE GOLDEN MISTRESS WILL PUNISH ME FOR MY BLASTFOMY?!"
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==='''Chapter 3: The Villain Teams Go Madder Than Usual'''===
 
==='''Chapter 3: The Villain Teams Go Madder Than Usual'''===
 
Kratos
 
Kratos
*The Lougers and Ralth's team have arrived in New Athens as they saw that The Justic Teens were fighting off the Omnicronised Galaxhar clones!
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*The Lougers and Ralph's team have arrived in New Athens as they saw that The Justic Teens were fighting off the Omnicronised Galaxhar clones!
 
*Ororo looked to see them!
 
*Ororo looked to see them!
*Ororo: "OH THANK GOODNESS YOU GUYS ARE HERE!?.... And oddly quicker then expected. First, your game characters went crazy, which we handled, but then, what we always feared happened, Galaxhar showed up and came with his clones, but they got Omicronised too!"
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*Ororo: "OH THANK GOODNESS YOU GUYS ARE HERE!?.... And oddly quicker than expected. First, your game characters went crazy, which we handled, but then, what we always feared happened, Galaxhar showed up and came with his clones, but they got Omicronised too!"
 
*Sandy: "Ororo, we apologize for this, and we'll explain what happened, but right now, we need to worry about stopping that War of the Worlds Parodic Homage from taking over Kratos!"
 
*Sandy: "Ororo, we apologize for this, and we'll explain what happened, but right now, we need to worry about stopping that War of the Worlds Parodic Homage from taking over Kratos!"
 
*Walt: "Undersshhtatement of all of Kratos' history! So, who'sssh your new friends?"
 
*Walt: "Undersshhtatement of all of Kratos' history! So, who'sssh your new friends?"
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*Scarlett: "Only a select number, thankfully. I've met speedsters even faster then Tane and yet are still capable to be comprehended well."
 
*Scarlett: "Only a select number, thankfully. I've met speedsters even faster then Tane and yet are still capable to be comprehended well."
 
*Icky: "Okay, enough chatter, time to get to work!"
 
*Icky: "Okay, enough chatter, time to get to work!"
*Ralth: "First things first! (He drops a tablet, and suddenly, the Lougers found themselves in advanced Pixellanian gear)"
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*Ralph: "First things first! (He drops a tablet, and suddenly, the Lougers found themselves in advanced Pixellanian gear)"
 
*Spongebob:... Neato!
 
*Spongebob:... Neato!
 
*Patrick: Coool!!!
 
*Patrick: Coool!!!
 
*Lord Shen: This seems unnecessary. We've fought the likes of Galaxhar's imitations before.
 
*Lord Shen: This seems unnecessary. We've fought the likes of Galaxhar's imitations before.
*Ralph: Trust me, ya never fought them like in the state they're in now. Under Vi-Tor's enfleunce, they won't exactly be the same. These guys are now strong enough to blow a hole in your chest without protection.
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*Ralph: Trust me, ya never fought them like in the state they're in now. Under Vi-Tor's influence, they won't exactly be the same. These guys are now strong enough to blow a hole in your chest without protection.
*Shenzi: Well, your the Omicron exbert, so we'll take ya'll's word for it.
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*Shenzi: Well, you're the Omicron expert, so we'll take ya'll's word for it.
 
*Bryson: Now let's shoot some s*** eaters!!
 
*Bryson: Now let's shoot some s*** eaters!!
 
*Ethan: Bryson, dude, you gotta get over yourself. (They began fighting the Omicronsied Galaxhar clones!)
 
*Ethan: Bryson, dude, you gotta get over yourself. (They began fighting the Omicronsied Galaxhar clones!)
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*Icky: "Okay, we got Gally's fake team out of the way. Now for the real dealio! (The Group charged forth to Prometheus Temple)"
 
*Icky: "Okay, we got Gally's fake team out of the way. Now for the real dealio! (The Group charged forth to Prometheus Temple)"
 
Prometheus Temple
 
Prometheus Temple
*Galaxhar's robot was seen wrecking the temple, as an Omicronised Galaxhar was seen laughing crazily while controling it from inside.!
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*Galaxhar's robot was seen wrecking the temple, as an Omicronised Galaxhar was seen laughing crazily while controlling it from inside!
 
*Algor: "STOP THIS MADNESS NOW, GALAXHAR?! I don't know what has happened to you, BUT I WILL NOT BE PAIHENT WITH THIS TREACHERY?!"
 
*Algor: "STOP THIS MADNESS NOW, GALAXHAR?! I don't know what has happened to you, BUT I WILL NOT BE PAIHENT WITH THIS TREACHERY?!"
 
*Galaxhar: "SILENCE AND KNEEL BEFORE MY AWESOME OVER-SIZED ROBOT, KUR?! You Superiors stolen MY QUANTONIUM FROM ME?! AND NOW, I'M GETTING IT BACK?!"
 
*Galaxhar: "SILENCE AND KNEEL BEFORE MY AWESOME OVER-SIZED ROBOT, KUR?! You Superiors stolen MY QUANTONIUM FROM ME?! AND NOW, I'M GETTING IT BACK?!"
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*The Robot turned to see the group.
 
*The Robot turned to see the group.
 
*Galaxhar: "Well, well, well. If it isn't the monsters and their annoying compatriots?! Vi-Tor told me you have issues with him!"
 
*Galaxhar: "Well, well, well. If it isn't the monsters and their annoying compatriots?! Vi-Tor told me you have issues with him!"
*Dr. Cockaroach: "I demand to know, Galaxhar! Why are the villain teams suddenly with Vi-Tor!? I mean, I know the how you got there, Junjie picking a bad time to be a d*** to us and all and trying to pirate our game, but, why be quick to work with something you KNOW is a byproduct of us?! We figured you guys would be less willing to assusiate with that!"
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*Dr. Cockaroach: "I demand to know, Galaxhar! Why are the villain teams suddenly with Vi-Tor!? I mean, I know the how you got there, Junjie picking a bad time to be a d*** to us and all and trying to pirate our game, but, why be quick to work with something you KNOW is a byproduct of us?! We figured you guys would be less willing to associate with that!"
*Ralth: "I'm detecting a heavy reading of pixellanium inside of him. He's not being himself. Vi-Tor has taken control of your enemies."
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*Ralph: "I'm detecting a heavy reading of pixellanium inside of him. He's not being himself. Vi-Tor has taken control of your enemies."
 
*Icky/Iago: "Figures."
 
*Icky/Iago: "Figures."
 
*Galaxhar: "SILENCE, YOU ANNOYING GROGBATS!!! PREPARE, TO BE CRUSHED!!! (Galaxhar's robot was about to crush them as another QTE appeared)."
 
*Galaxhar: "SILENCE, YOU ANNOYING GROGBATS!!! PREPARE, TO BE CRUSHED!!! (Galaxhar's robot was about to crush them as another QTE appeared)."
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*Susan: (Sighs) Whatever! (Turns gigantic and punches the robot in the eye taking away 300 health points)... I swear to God that better have worked!!
 
*Susan: (Sighs) Whatever! (Turns gigantic and punches the robot in the eye taking away 300 health points)... I swear to God that better have worked!!
 
*(Deadpool): "Don't worry, the green part's just about gone, you'll hit yellow soon."
 
*(Deadpool): "Don't worry, the green part's just about gone, you'll hit yellow soon."
*Galaxhar: "ACTIVATE ROCKET LAUNGHERS?! (Rockets are fired out as more QTE Prompts are made)"
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*Galaxhar: "ACTIVATE ROCKET LAUNCHERS?! (Rockets are fired out as more QTE Prompts are made)"
 
*(Deadpool): "Incoming more QTES!"
 
*(Deadpool): "Incoming more QTES!"
 
*Susan: (Deadpool reacted fast enough to have Susan grab and rebound the rockets back taking away 300 health points)
 
*Susan: (Deadpool reacted fast enough to have Susan grab and rebound the rockets back taking away 300 health points)
 
*B.O.B: KICK HIS ROBOTIC ASS, SUSAN!!!!
 
*B.O.B: KICK HIS ROBOTIC ASS, SUSAN!!!!
*Galaxhar: "ACTIVATING DISINIGRATER SHEILD?! (The Robot's forhead opened up to reveil a orbed device charging up to fire a disinigrater sheild)."
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*Galaxhar: "ACTIVATING DISINIGRATER SHEILD?! (The Robot's forehead opened up to reveal an orbed device charging up to fire a disinigrater shield)."
 
*Dr. Cockaroach: "I do believe we MAY want to consider stopping that!"
 
*Dr. Cockaroach: "I do believe we MAY want to consider stopping that!"
 
*Susan: Already on it! (Deadpool reacted fast enough to have Susan punch out the shield generator) Nice try, squiddy!
 
*Susan: Already on it! (Deadpool reacted fast enough to have Susan punch out the shield generator) Nice try, squiddy!
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*Galaxhar: GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH?! YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT!!!!
 
*Galaxhar: GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH?! YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT!!!!
 
*Sam: What should we pay you with?
 
*Sam: What should we pay you with?
*Galaxhar: What?! I didn't mean in the way of currentcy, I- D'oh, guh, GYYAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! (He attacks them as they QTE around it)
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*Galaxhar: What?! I didn't mean in the way of currency, I- D'oh, guh, GYYAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! (He attacks them as they QTE around it)
 
*Skipper: WHAT'S WRONG WITH FIRST-PERSON FIGHTING?! SERIOUSLY!!! (They continue the QTE until they finally took out the robot) TIMBEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!! (The robot crashed with a loud thud, shooting Galaxhar out via an escape chair which crashed back down, which humiliated him further by poofing out a parasuite too late)...
 
*Skipper: WHAT'S WRONG WITH FIRST-PERSON FIGHTING?! SERIOUSLY!!! (They continue the QTE until they finally took out the robot) TIMBEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!! (The robot crashed with a loud thud, shooting Galaxhar out via an escape chair which crashed back down, which humiliated him further by poofing out a parasuite too late)...
 
*Meg: Nobody messes with our home, pal!
 
*Meg: Nobody messes with our home, pal!
 
*Algor: "It is time you pay for your transgressions against Superiors and your violation against a High Council demand to leave us be!"
 
*Algor: "It is time you pay for your transgressions against Superiors and your violation against a High Council demand to leave us be!"
 
*Galaxhar: (As Alexus got out a diffusion ray) STAY BACK, YOU MISFITS!!! (The ray took out all the pixellanium inside him as he returned to normal)... What the Blarg just happened? (Sees the heroes, and all of the damage his omicronised forces had did, and the destroyed robot)..... WHEN DID ALL THIS BECAME A THING!? One minute I was operating the machine to make Junjie's pirated games, only to be attacked by the lougers silly video game creations, then all of the sudden, I'm here, prematurely living out my fantasy attack on the Qunatonium rich planet of super-freaks?!
 
*Galaxhar: (As Alexus got out a diffusion ray) STAY BACK, YOU MISFITS!!! (The ray took out all the pixellanium inside him as he returned to normal)... What the Blarg just happened? (Sees the heroes, and all of the damage his omicronised forces had did, and the destroyed robot)..... WHEN DID ALL THIS BECAME A THING!? One minute I was operating the machine to make Junjie's pirated games, only to be attacked by the lougers silly video game creations, then all of the sudden, I'm here, prematurely living out my fantasy attack on the Qunatonium rich planet of super-freaks?!
*Algor: "..... Lougers, I take it from the fool's reaction that he was initionally under the enfluence of someone else?"
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*Algor: "..... Lougers, I take it from the fool's reaction that he was initially under the influence of someone else?"
*Ralth: "Yes sir. It was Vi-Tor. He has captured all of the Lougers' Villain Team Enemies and is now having them attack your worlds."
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*Ralph: "Yes sir. It was Vi-Tor. He has captured all of the Lougers' Villain Team Enemies and is now having them attack your worlds."
 
*Algor: "I thought he felt extravagantly more confident then I had been informed off."
 
*Algor: "I thought he felt extravagantly more confident then I had been informed off."
 
*Galaxhar: "I'M RIGHT HERE YA KNO- (Gets trapped in a containment device by Alexus)...... Really should've figured on running."
 
*Galaxhar: "I'M RIGHT HERE YA KNO- (Gets trapped in a containment device by Alexus)...... Really should've figured on running."
 
*Alexus: "It's just as much for your own protection just as much it's us busting you. If we left you alone, Vi-Tor would've been able to reclaim you."
 
*Alexus: "It's just as much for your own protection just as much it's us busting you. If we left you alone, Vi-Tor would've been able to reclaim you."
 
*Lord Shen: "Also..... YOU HAVE A LOT TO EXPLAIN ABOUT JUNJIE'S STUNT THAT MADE THE SITUATION WORSE?!"
 
*Lord Shen: "Also..... YOU HAVE A LOT TO EXPLAIN ABOUT JUNJIE'S STUNT THAT MADE THE SITUATION WORSE?!"
*Galaxhar: "Hey I can't help it that Junjie didn't figure that it's likely Nefarious' stupid virus made YOUR CREATIONS more self aware?!"
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*Galaxhar: "Hey I can't help it that Junjie didn't figure that it's likely Nefarious' stupid virus made YOUR CREATIONS more self-aware?!"
 
*Gazelle: "Be that as it may, (Grabs Galaxhar by the neck), Not only am I mad at that naughty fox for making things worse, but I did NOT appreciate the attempt was aimed at detailing one of the charities I was working on?!"
 
*Gazelle: "Be that as it may, (Grabs Galaxhar by the neck), Not only am I mad at that naughty fox for making things worse, but I did NOT appreciate the attempt was aimed at detailing one of the charities I was working on?!"
 
*Galaxhar: "Ack, what did you expect? We're not called the Villain League for nothing, you know?!"
 
*Galaxhar: "Ack, what did you expect? We're not called the Villain League for nothing, you know?!"
*Shifu: "At ease, Gazelle. Junjie will get his comupence soon enough."
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*Shifu: "At ease, Gazelle. Junjie will get his comeuppance soon enough."
*Ralth: "Master Algor, can we trust you to keep Galaxhar out of trouble."
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*Ralph: "Master Algor, can we trust you to keep Galaxhar out of trouble."
 
*Algor: "Alchourse. (Angerly to Galaxhar) He does have a tremendous debt to us, after all?!"
 
*Algor: "Alchourse. (Angerly to Galaxhar) He does have a tremendous debt to us, after all?!"
*Galaxhar: "OH come ON?! Surely you guys realised I wasn't being myself?!"
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*Galaxhar: "OH come ON?! Surely you guys realized I wasn't being myself?!"
*Algor: "You did however admited that you always wanted to come after Kratos, did you not?!"
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*Algor: "You did however admitted that you always wanted to come after Kratos, did you not?!"
*Galaxhar: "Ah-..... (Jaw drops like genie)..... Well I feel barnyard wool covered animalish."
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*Galaxhar: "Ah-..... (Jaw drops like genie)..... Well I feel barnyard wool-covered animalish."
 
*Icky: "It's "sheepish", poindexter."
 
*Icky: "It's "sheepish", poindexter."
 
*Galaxhar: "Oh what do you want from me, I'm not exactly all-knowing in terms of Earth Stuff!"
 
*Galaxhar: "Oh what do you want from me, I'm not exactly all-knowing in terms of Earth Stuff!"
*Ralth: "Heads up team! I'm getting word that Equestria is having trouble! (Deadpool got into the level select and got to Equestria, and opened up the summery to let Ralph explain) Vi-Tor has appeared and used the pixellanium to cause some serious trouble there! It has caused creatures called "Change-Lings" to relapse badly, along with having an effect on some local villains, reformed or otherwise."
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*Ralph: "Heads up team! I'm getting word that Equestria is having trouble! (Deadpool got into the level select and got to Equestria, and opened up the summery to let Ralph explain) Vi-Tor has appeared and used the pixellanium to cause some serious trouble there! It has caused creatures called "Change-Lings" to relapse badly, along with having an effect on some local villains, reformed or otherwise."
*(Icky): "Awww, s***! I mean, I know we have to fufill our Equestria Qouta, BUT AREN'T WE ALREADY DOING AN EPISODE MARATHON IN NO THANKS TO SEASON 8?!"
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*(Icky): "Awww, s***! I mean, I know we have to fulfill our Equestria Quota, BUT AREN'T WE ALREADY DOING AN EPISODE MARATHON IN NO THANKS TO SEASON 8?!"
*(Lord Shen): "It still needs our help, you imbecile! Besides, at least this time it is only apart of a montonge of trouble, and not a focused thing! So please kindly- (Deadpool selected it and got the Lougers and Scattergood in Equestria)"
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*(Lord Shen): "It still needs our help, you imbecile! Besides, at least this time it is only apart of a montage of trouble, and not a focused thing! So please kindly- (Deadpool selected it and got the Lougers and Scattergood in Equestria)"
 
*Lord Shen: "Focus! (Realized he's in Equestria)...... Wow that's scary quick!"
 
*Lord Shen: "Focus! (Realized he's in Equestria)...... Wow that's scary quick!"
 
*Gazelle: "..... Actselly, Equestria seems fine."
 
*Gazelle: "..... Actselly, Equestria seems fine."
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*???: "Leave that to me!"
 
*???: "Leave that to me!"
 
*Tempest was seen re-corrupted by the pixellanium as well, as a re-corrupted Grubber was seen!
 
*Tempest was seen re-corrupted by the pixellanium as well, as a re-corrupted Grubber was seen!
*Grubber: "PUT YOUR HANDS TOGATHER, FOR TEMPEST?!"
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*Grubber: "PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER, FOR TEMPEST?!"
 
Tempest's boss theme played.
 
Tempest's boss theme played.
 
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[[File:Tempest Shadow (Emily Blunt) - Open Up Your Eyes (Zero Chaotic Remix)|thumb|center|250 px]]
 
*Shrek:... You've got to be kidding me!
 
*Shrek:... You've got to be kidding me!
 
*Trixie: "Et tu, Tempest? Vi-Tor managed to capture the Badass Pony, really?!"
 
*Trixie: "Et tu, Tempest? Vi-Tor managed to capture the Badass Pony, really?!"
*Spike: "Twilight was about to be zapped by Chrysalis and Tempest sheilded her! Too bad it only helped in Chrysalis' favor! And ALL this happened JUST when we found an EEA member that would've gave us a chance..... Had not been for his disfondness for aliens we discovered when we introdused him to Electross, Counciler Cross-Word, who, got tainted by the purple stuff too."
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*Spike: "Twilight was about to be zapped by Chrysalis and Tempest shielded her! Too bad it only helped in Chrysalis' favor! And ALL this happened JUST when we found an EEA member that would've gave us a chance..... Had not been for his disfondness for aliens we discovered when we introduced him to Electross, Councilor Cross-Word, who, got tainted by the purple stuff too."
 
*Gazelle: "Tempest, snap out of it. It's us! Your friends!"
 
*Gazelle: "Tempest, snap out of it. It's us! Your friends!"
 
*Tempest: '''I, HAVE, NO, FRIENDS!!!'''
 
*Tempest: '''I, HAVE, NO, FRIENDS!!!'''
*Ralth: "That pixellanium ain't gonna let her be reasoned with! We'll have to fight!"
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*Ralph: "That pixellanium ain't gonna let her be reasoned with! We'll have to fight!"
 
*Sparx: Because OF COURSE we will!
 
*Sparx: Because OF COURSE we will!
*Tempest: (They were surrounded by Omicroned Changelings as Tempest took out a purple Obsidian Orb and hurled it as Deadpool QTEd the heroes away as the shattered orb released pixellanium which tainted it's surroundings into becoming digitial)
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*Tempest: (They were surrounded by Omicroned Changelings as Tempest took out a purple Obsidian Orb and hurled it as Deadpool QTEd the heroes away as the shattered orb released pixellanium which tainted it's surroundings into becoming digital)
 
*Private: Is THAT pixellanium?
 
*Private: Is THAT pixellanium?
 
*Kowalski: We played our own game a hundred times, and that's what you decide to ask? Skipper, does that count as a naïve question?
 
*Kowalski: We played our own game a hundred times, and that's what you decide to ask? Skipper, does that count as a naïve question?
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*Grubber: Don't stall us with exposition, toots! GET EM!!!!
 
*Grubber: Don't stall us with exposition, toots! GET EM!!!!
 
*Icky: Please be first-person, please be first-person, please be first-person!!!
 
*Icky: Please be first-person, please be first-person, please be first-person!!!
*Suddenly, the group got surrounded by a purple sheild and entrapped the heroes and the corrupted Tempest a Kingdom Hearts sytile battle arena.
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*Suddenly, the group got surrounded by a purple shield and entrapped the heroes and the corrupted Tempest a Kingdom Hearts style battle arena.
 
*Icky: ".... Okay, more of an, action RPG kind of fight, but, at least it's not more QTE s*** again."
 
*Icky: ".... Okay, more of an, action RPG kind of fight, but, at least it's not more QTE s*** again."
 
*Shrek: "I'm starting to think that's only for giant bosses or when we have to dodge an insta-kill attack."
 
*Shrek: "I'm starting to think that's only for giant bosses or when we have to dodge an insta-kill attack."
*Icky: "Then I am not looking forword to the next giant boss and/or insta-kill attacks."
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*Icky: "Then I am not looking forward to the next giant boss and/or insta-kill attacks."
 
*Shrek: None of us are. (Tempest fired intense magic blasts from her broken horn that spread more pixellanium across the area that slowly transformed the area)
 
*Shrek: None of us are. (Tempest fired intense magic blasts from her broken horn that spread more pixellanium across the area that slowly transformed the area)
 
*Icky: AHH, NO YOU DON'T, 8-BALL!! (Fires his blaster which Tempest bounced off with a slap as it caused a wall to destroy a stand)
 
*Icky: AHH, NO YOU DON'T, 8-BALL!! (Fires his blaster which Tempest bounced off with a slap as it caused a wall to destroy a stand)
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*Grubber: I got this! (He jumped into a pool of pixellanium and came out a jacked buff monster)
 
*Grubber: I got this! (He jumped into a pool of pixellanium and came out a jacked buff monster)
 
*Ethan: Oh for the love of whoever invented the first computer, time out!
 
*Ethan: Oh for the love of whoever invented the first computer, time out!
*Grubber: NO TIME OUTS!! (Slapped Ethan to a wall)
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*Grubber: NO TIMEOUTS!! (Slapped Ethan to a wall)
 
*Ethan: Oww... Medic!... Wait... I'm the medic. Ohhhh the irony!!
 
*Ethan: Oww... Medic!... Wait... I'm the medic. Ohhhh the irony!!
*Duke: "Okay, this is geting stupid now!"
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*Duke: "Okay, this is getting stupid now!"
*Ralth: Tell me about it!
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*Ralph: Tell me about it!
 
*Ralph: Well we'll have to try out Alexus' Pixellanium Quarantine Ray.
 
*Ralph: Well we'll have to try out Alexus' Pixellanium Quarantine Ray.
 
*Alexus: Not sure that's a good idea, Ralph. It's still untested.
 
*Alexus: Not sure that's a good idea, Ralph. It's still untested.
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*The Group arrived in the school, but found it was now more of an arena as it was being enjoyed by rows of previously defeated canon and uncanon enemies, whether they had reformed or not, cheering madly!
 
*The Group arrived in the school, but found it was now more of an arena as it was being enjoyed by rows of previously defeated canon and uncanon enemies, whether they had reformed or not, cheering madly!
 
*An Omicroned Chrysalis and Throx appeared, as Thorax and the other Equestrian Heroes are seen in cages.
 
*An Omicroned Chrysalis and Throx appeared, as Thorax and the other Equestrian Heroes are seen in cages.
*Chraysalis: "You just arrived to your doom, Lougers."
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*Chrysalis: "You just arrived to your doom, Lougers."
 
*Icky: "Okay, skip and the bullshit and go ahead and boss-rush us."
 
*Icky: "Okay, skip and the bullshit and go ahead and boss-rush us."
*Throx: "Oh, we would, but we desided, why do something you'll expect us to be doing and just do something different instead? Why not combine two big enemies, one you have fought times before, (A weakened Tirek appeared plopping to the ground like magic, helpless and confused to what's even going on)...... And one, (Held up the trophy head of Segrego's Blood Demon form), you recently finished off."
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*Throx: "Oh, we would, but we decided, why do something you'll expect us to be doing and just do something different instead? Why not combine two big enemies, one you have fought times before, (A weakened Tirek appeared plopping to the ground like magic, helpless and confused to what's even going on)...... And one, (Held up the trophy head of Segrego's Blood Demon form), you recently finished off."
 
*Lord Shen: ".... Oh no......."
 
*Lord Shen: ".... Oh no......."
 
*Gilda: "..... DAMN IT, TWILIGHT, WE TOLD YOU KEEPING SEGREGO'S HEAD WAS A DUMBASS IDEA?!"
 
*Gilda: "..... DAMN IT, TWILIGHT, WE TOLD YOU KEEPING SEGREGO'S HEAD WAS A DUMBASS IDEA?!"
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*Chrysalis: "ENOUGH FOOLISHNESS?! LET THE BATTLE BEGIN?!"
 
*Chrysalis: "ENOUGH FOOLISHNESS?! LET THE BATTLE BEGIN?!"
 
*DING DING DING?!
 
*DING DING DING?!
*Counciler Cross-Word was seen Omnicronised as he was now a fight announcer.
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*Councilor Cross-Word was seen Omnicronised as he was now a fight announcer.
*Cross-Word: "IN THIS CORNER, FIGHTING TO SAVE EQUESTRIA.... A bunch of misfit losers! (The Villain Audience Booed and hissed!) AND THEIR CHALLNAGER, (Tirek was being fused with the Segrego head and transformed into Tiregrok), The second most ugliest transformation Tirek went through in being magicly fused with the remains of Segrego. (The Villain Audience cheered)!"
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*Cross-Word: "IN THIS CORNER, FIGHTING TO SAVE EQUESTRIA.... A bunch of misfit losers! (The Villain Audience Booed and hissed!) AND THEIR CHALLNAGER, (Tirek was being fused with the Segrego head and transformed into Tiregrok), The second most ugliest transformation Tirek went through in being magically fused with the remains of Segrego. (The Villain Audience cheered)!"
 
*Patrick: "Look, it's a giraffe!"
 
*Patrick: "Look, it's a giraffe!"
 
*Melman/Brigette: "Seriously, Patrick?"
 
*Melman/Brigette: "Seriously, Patrick?"
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*Patrick: "I WANNA PLAY, I WANNA PLAY?!"
 
*Patrick: "I WANNA PLAY, I WANNA PLAY?!"
 
*SpongeBob: "D'OH, ALLRIGHT?!"
 
*SpongeBob: "D'OH, ALLRIGHT?!"
*Patrick: YAAAY!!! (He charged and carttonishly bashed him and beat him up comically)
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*Patrick: YAAAY!!! (He charged and cartoonishly bashed him and beat him up comically)
 
*Tiregrok: GAAAAAAAAA, OWWWWW, OWOW!!! (He was defused into Tirek and Segrego's head again)
 
*Tiregrok: GAAAAAAAAA, OWWWWW, OWOW!!! (He was defused into Tirek and Segrego's head again)
 
*Tirek:... I can't feel anything in my body!
 
*Tirek:... I can't feel anything in my body!
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*Gallus: STALLING YOURSELVES?!
 
*Gallus: STALLING YOURSELVES?!
 
*Tirek: "ENOUGH OF THIS ANNOYING NONSENSE?! (Charges at the group!)"
 
*Tirek: "ENOUGH OF THIS ANNOYING NONSENSE?! (Charges at the group!)"
*Gazelle: "Seriously, dude? (Effertlessly pwns Tirek without even trying!) So, not a good thank you."
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*Gazelle: "Seriously, dude? (Effortlessly pwns Tirek without even trying!) So, not a good thank you."
 
*Icky: "He's darkspawn, what did you expect?"
 
*Icky: "He's darkspawn, what did you expect?"
 
*Tirek: "(Dazed) This humiliation actselly makes me want to go back to Tartarus."
 
*Tirek: "(Dazed) This humiliation actselly makes me want to go back to Tartarus."
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*Throx: "Aw, crap?! Chrysalis?! DON'T LET HER ACTIVATE HER THING?!"
 
*Throx: "Aw, crap?! Chrysalis?! DON'T LET HER ACTIVATE HER THING?!"
 
*Chrysalis zooms in!
 
*Chrysalis zooms in!
*Cross-Word: "AND OUR NEXT CHALLANGER, QUEEN CHRYSALIS?!"
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*Cross-Word: "AND OUR NEXT CHALLENGER, QUEEN CHRYSALIS?!"
 
[[File:LocoRoco - Bon Mucho's Song|thumb|center|250px|Chrysalis' Boss Theme]]
 
[[File:LocoRoco - Bon Mucho's Song|thumb|center|250px|Chrysalis' Boss Theme]]
 
*Gilda: "Guys, we need to keep Chrysalis away from Alexus!"
 
*Gilda: "Guys, we need to keep Chrysalis away from Alexus!"
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*Alex: GUYS, GIANT BUG CHRYSALIS, HELLO!!! (Deadpool QTEs the heroes across the arena fighting Chrysalis as she began turning into a bigger bug monster that used pixellanium-tainted webbing against the heroes as it split Devon and Cornwall apart)
 
*Alex: GUYS, GIANT BUG CHRYSALIS, HELLO!!! (Deadpool QTEs the heroes across the arena fighting Chrysalis as she began turning into a bigger bug monster that used pixellanium-tainted webbing against the heroes as it split Devon and Cornwall apart)
 
*Devon:... You know, I'd be lying if I said you weren't doing us a favor.
 
*Devon:... You know, I'd be lying if I said you weren't doing us a favor.
*Cornwall: Don't over-analise it yet! I have a feeling she's just getting started- (She grappled the two around the area comically and mashed them back together in a different and deformed fashion) RRHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHH!!!!
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*Cornwall: Don't over-analyze it yet! I have a feeling she's just getting started- (She grappled the two around the area comically and mashed them back together in a different and deformed fashion) RRHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHH!!!!
 
*Devon: RHHHEEEEHHHH!!!
 
*Devon: RHHHEEEEHHHH!!!
 
*Archimedes: YOU MONSTER!!!!
 
*Archimedes: YOU MONSTER!!!!
 
*Icky: "Oh that's it! That bitch's gonna get SQUASHED?! AT RISK OF OFFENDING INSECTA AGAIN, GET READY TO DIE, YA PEST?!"
 
*Icky: "Oh that's it! That bitch's gonna get SQUASHED?! AT RISK OF OFFENDING INSECTA AGAIN, GET READY TO DIE, YA PEST?!"
 
*Pinkie: "I'LL BE SURE TO TELL HER YOU DIDN'T MEANT AN ACTUAL OFFENCE?!"
 
*Pinkie: "I'LL BE SURE TO TELL HER YOU DIDN'T MEANT AN ACTUAL OFFENCE?!"
*Icky: "DAMN IT PINKIE, YA RUINED A DRUMATIC MOMENT?!"
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*Icky: "DAMN IT PINKIE, YA RUINED A DRAMATIC MOMENT?!"
 
*Archimedes: And what was so dramatic about it to begin with?
 
*Archimedes: And what was so dramatic about it to begin with?
*Icky: "AW DON'T YOU FREAKING STA- (Chrysalis turned into an Assulter Beetle and Slamed Icky as the GTA Wasted Scene played, and the death screen happened)....."
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*Icky: "AW DON'T YOU FREAKING STA- (Chrysalis turned into an Assaulter Beetle and Slammed Icky as the GTA Wasted Scene played, and the death screen happened)....."
*(Deadpool): ".... Aw damn it, I hope it's not one of those games that reset boss fights. (Sees that a new opition has been added to have you replay from the moment you died and a hard replay)...... Finally, some leniantcy. (Picks the intermediate replay)."
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*(Deadpool): ".... Aw damn it, I hope it's not one of those games that reset boss fights. (Sees that a new option has been added to have you replay from the moment you died and a hard replay)...... Finally, some leniency. (Picks the intermediate replay)."
 
*Icky: "AW DON'T YOU FREAKING STA- (Chrysalis did it again!)"
 
*Icky: "AW DON'T YOU FREAKING STA- (Chrysalis did it again!)"
 
*(Deadpool): "(As the death screen returned.....) I feeling grinchy tonight."
 
*(Deadpool): "(As the death screen returned.....) I feeling grinchy tonight."
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*(Deadpool): (Scoffs) I'm just f*****g with you, you do. It's just like ''Dragon's Lair'', you get to enjoy seeing how many funny ways you can die in a Lodger mission. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, so why waste it?
 
*(Deadpool): (Scoffs) I'm just f*****g with you, you do. It's just like ''Dragon's Lair'', you get to enjoy seeing how many funny ways you can die in a Lodger mission. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, so why waste it?
 
*Icky: It would help if you STOP SCREWING AROUND!!! You want Babe, help us!
 
*Icky: It would help if you STOP SCREWING AROUND!!! You want Babe, help us!
*(Deadpool): Relax, I never said I was doing it forever. It's just until the novelty wears it's mark. (He resumed the game)
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*(Deadpool): Relax, I never said I was doing it forever. It's just until the novelty wears its mark. (He resumed the game)
 
*Pinkie: "Does everypony and creature else feel like Icky died a kajillion times?"
 
*Pinkie: "Does everypony and creature else feel like Icky died a kajillion times?"
 
*Icky: Kajillion isn't a real number, and yeah, DP was doing that to me- (Chrysalis as a rhinosaurus beetle charged into him as Deadpool QTEs him into riding on her and ramming her into a wall as she was stuck) GIRLS, DO THE THING!!!
 
*Icky: Kajillion isn't a real number, and yeah, DP was doing that to me- (Chrysalis as a rhinosaurus beetle charged into him as Deadpool QTEs him into riding on her and ramming her into a wall as she was stuck) GIRLS, DO THE THING!!!
 
*Rainbow Dash: Uh, hello?! We're still stuck in these gross cocoons!!!
 
*Rainbow Dash: Uh, hello?! We're still stuck in these gross cocoons!!!
 
*Icky: "Wait, I thought you guys were in cages?!"
 
*Icky: "Wait, I thought you guys were in cages?!"
*Ralph: "Yeah, the Pixilumium can make the evioment glitch out at times and put people in random things."
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*Ralph: "Yeah, the Pixilumium can make the environment glitch out at times and put people in random things."
 
*Icky: Now you tell us. Let's just get them out- (The cocoons turned back into cages) WHAT THE?!
 
*Icky: Now you tell us. Let's just get them out- (The cocoons turned back into cages) WHAT THE?!
 
*Ralph: I wouldn't try breaking their confinement open. If it alters again, it could infect you. And you do NOT want to be exposed to that stuff. You could get as deformed as your two-headed dragon friend. The chance is not worth it since there's no timing to the glitches.
 
*Ralph: I wouldn't try breaking their confinement open. If it alters again, it could infect you. And you do NOT want to be exposed to that stuff. You could get as deformed as your two-headed dragon friend. The chance is not worth it since there's no timing to the glitches.
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*Iago: GOOD TO KNOW!! (As the cages shifted into torture devices) Anyone have any bright ideas?
 
*Iago: GOOD TO KNOW!! (As the cages shifted into torture devices) Anyone have any bright ideas?
 
*Throx was seen trying to pull Chrysalis out!
 
*Throx was seen trying to pull Chrysalis out!
*Throx: "Ugghh! It's no good?! Your stuck there?! Then it looks like I'll have to address this, myself! (Turns into a Sythe Mantis Queen and charges at the group!)"
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*Throx: "Ugghh! It's no good?! You're stuck there?! Then it looks like I'll have to address this, myself! (Turns into a Sythe Mantis Queen and charges at the group!)"
 
*Cross-Word: "And now our final fighter, QUEEN THROX?!"
 
*Cross-Word: "And now our final fighter, QUEEN THROX?!"
 
[[File:American McGee's Alice Music-The fight with the Queen|thumb|center|250px|Throx's Boss Theme]]
 
[[File:American McGee's Alice Music-The fight with the Queen|thumb|center|250px|Throx's Boss Theme]]
 
*The Group dodged Thorx's attack in time!
 
*The Group dodged Thorx's attack in time!
*Tai: "AW NUTS, WE FORGOT ABOUT CRHYSALIS' BUG UGLY MOM?!"
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*Tai: "AW NUTS, WE FORGOT ABOUT CHRYSALIS' BUG UGLY MOM?!"
*Throx: Oh did you? You thought I was just for show when you saw me with Chrysalis? What kind of conqueror would I have been if I GAVE UP?! That twit Centaur and my dear daughter may have failed, but at least I'll get my revenge in some fastion for that day when you ruined an otherwise brillient plan?!
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*Throx: Oh did you? You thought I was just for show when you saw me with Chrysalis? What kind of conqueror would I have been if I GAVE UP?! That twit Centaur and my dear daughter may have failed, but at least I'll get my revenge in some fashion for that day when you ruined an otherwise brilliant plan?!
*SpongeBob: Please, what makes you think you can beat us this ti- (Throx transfromed from the Sythe Mantis Queen into giant pixellanium bug monster)... Why do we never learn to stop feeding karma- (Throx grappled him around the arena with webbing as he was cartoonishly dazed) Is that the best you can do?
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*SpongeBob: Please, what makes you think you can beat us this ti- (Throx transformed from the Sythe Mantis Queen into giant pixellanium bug monster)... Why do we never learn to stop feeding karma- (Throx grappled him around the arena with webbing as he was cartoonishly dazed) Is that the best you can do?
 
*Deadpool's voice: "Aw come on, isn't that Alexus lady done with the thing yet?!"
 
*Deadpool's voice: "Aw come on, isn't that Alexus lady done with the thing yet?!"
 
*Icky: "Alexus, please tell me that thing is ready?!"
 
*Icky: "Alexus, please tell me that thing is ready?!"
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*Tiffany: WORK HARDER!!!
 
*Tiffany: WORK HARDER!!!
 
*Throx: You will all die for shaming my lineage and family!
 
*Throx: You will all die for shaming my lineage and family!
*Icky: "Lady, you picked the wrong side of the family! You husband had the right idea turning good!"
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*Icky: "Lady, you picked the wrong side of the family! Your husband had the right idea turning good!"
 
*Shenzi: Icky, even if she wasn't marinated with pixel splooge, she's not gonna go for it. She's evil.
 
*Shenzi: Icky, even if she wasn't marinated with pixel splooge, she's not gonna go for it. She's evil.
 
*Icky: Yeah, pretty stupid in hindsight- (They were knocked around comically by Throx)
 
*Icky: Yeah, pretty stupid in hindsight- (They were knocked around comically by Throx)
*Gazelle aimed at a glowing spinnerate on Thorx's bug monster form's butt and fired at it, as it proved to be a serious weakspot and did GREAT damage!
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*Gazelle aimed at a glowing spinneret on Thorx's bug monster form's butt and fired at it, as it proved to be a serious weakspot and did GREAT damage!
 
*Throx: "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?! A SENSITIVE PART OF MY IMPENTRIABLE BODY COMPROMISED?!"
 
*Throx: "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?! A SENSITIVE PART OF MY IMPENTRIABLE BODY COMPROMISED?!"
 
*Gazelle: Diana! (She blasts the weak spot as it knocked her out)
 
*Gazelle: Diana! (She blasts the weak spot as it knocked her out)
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*The Heroes freed the others and Thorax.
 
*The Heroes freed the others and Thorax.
 
*Thorax: "You saved us. Thank you."
 
*Thorax: "You saved us. Thank you."
*Chaysalis: "No seriously, what happened- (Gets trapped in a cage)..... This is what I get for asking questions. (Throx and Cross-Word get contained as well). But seriously, can someone tell me what's going on?"
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*Chrysalis: "No seriously, what happened- (Gets trapped in a cage)..... This is what I get for asking questions. (Throx and Cross-Word get contained as well). But seriously, can someone tell me what's going on?"
*Gazelle: "Depends, how much do you remember about what happened with the villain teams, let alone the leage?"
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*Gazelle: "Depends, how much do you remember about what happened with the villain teams, let alone the league?"
*Chrysalis: "Huh?..... Actselly, now that I think of it, I do remember trying to come to Mang's aide when I heard him screaming. Then suddenly your silly video game characters began attack the entire leage HQ. When I heard what sounded like Makunga ranting about how Junjie's latest stupid scam has backfired before you twits got to know about it. Based on that, I guess it involved your game, and bet why this is all happening because of Nefarious' stupid virus from years back. Though one would figure those same years of patches would resolve such issues. Or is this more the price of making AI too self-aware, I wonder?"
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*Chrysalis: "Huh?..... Actselly, now that I think of it, I do remember trying to come to Mang's aide when I heard him screaming. Then suddenly your silly video game characters began attack the entire league HQ. When I heard what sounded like Makunga ranting about how Junjie's latest stupid scam has backfired before you twits got to know about it. Based on that, I guess it involved your game, and bet why this is all happening because of Nefarious' stupid virus from years back. Though one would figure those same years of patches would resolve such issues. Or is this more the price of making AI too self-aware, I wonder?"
 
*Icky: "Yeah, pretty much the same crap we learned from Galaxy Boy. So far, nothing new."
 
*Icky: "Yeah, pretty much the same crap we learned from Galaxy Boy. So far, nothing new."
 
*Twilight: "Okay, I kinda want to know, WHAT EXACTLY IS GOING ON HERE?!"
 
*Twilight: "Okay, I kinda want to know, WHAT EXACTLY IS GOING ON HERE?!"
*Agent Ralth: "Sorry Princess, it'll have to wait! Vi-Tor has appeared in Agrabah, and it's really in trouble! (Deadpool entered the level select and propped up the summery) A giant Statue of the Socceror "Ja-Far" has arising from under the palace and began levitating it on it's hand like magic, while the other arm holding the snake specter, began to spread a Pixilumium mist onto the world. The Statue itself is a giant, complex lair filled with Pixilumium!"
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*Agent Ralph: "Sorry Princess, it'll have to wait! Vi-Tor has appeared in Agrabah, and it's really in trouble! (Deadpool entered the level select and propped up the summery) A giant statue of the Socceror "Ja-Far" has arising from under the palace and began levitating it on it's hand like magic, while the other arm holding the snake specter, began to spread a Pixilumium mist onto the world. The Statue itself is a giant, complex lair filled with Pixilumium!"
 
*(Twilight): "Wait, you mean, the main bad guy of your video game?! He got out?!"
 
*(Twilight): "Wait, you mean, the main bad guy of your video game?! He got out?!"
 
*(Icky): "Aw gees, and it sounded like Vi-dork upped his game!"
 
*(Icky): "Aw gees, and it sounded like Vi-dork upped his game!"
 
*(Deadpool): "Then let's play it! (Presses select!)"
 
*(Deadpool): "Then let's play it! (Presses select!)"
 
Agrabah.
 
Agrabah.
*The Heroes have no appeared in Agrabah, as they now see a beyond giantic Jafar Statue levitating the Palace of Agrabah in one hand, the other holding the snake specter and spreading pixilumium mist.
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*The Heroes have no appeared in Agrabah, as they now see a beyond gigantic Jafar Statue levitating the Palace of Agrabah in one hand, the other holding the snake specter and spreading pixilumium mist.
*Shrek: "..... Nice giant statue, but, I have a feeling Jafar's trying to conbinstate for something. (Laughs naughtly)."
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*Shrek: "..... Nice giant statue, but, I have a feeling Jafar's trying to compensate for something. (Laughs naughtly)."
 
*???: "YOU BUNCH?!"
 
*???: "YOU BUNCH?!"
*Maleficent's Goons are seen dressed as arabian guards, along side Hook's Pirates, both groups clearly Omicronised!
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*Maleficent's Goons are seen dressed as Arabian guards, alongside Hook's Pirates, both groups clearly Omicronised!
 
*Voort: "(Oinks), The new leaders of Agrabah were expectin' you!"
 
*Voort: "(Oinks), The new leaders of Agrabah were expectin' you!"
 
*Duke: "So it's not just Ja-f****r at play, huh?"
 
*Duke: "So it's not just Ja-f****r at play, huh?"
*Bump: "Ya be more respectful then that, ya scrubs! They can decide your fate?!"
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*Bump: "Ya be more respectful than that, ya scrubs! They can decide your fate?!"
*Glukuck: "So shut up, or we'll deside FOR THEM?!"
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*Glukuck: "So shut up, or we'll decide FOR THEM?!"
 
*Icky: "(Quietly) I got this..... (Openly) Ahem. What's 2+1?"
 
*Icky: "(Quietly) I got this..... (Openly) Ahem. What's 2+1?"
 
*Voort: "..... (Oinks confusedly) 2+1? Oh, uh, okay, (Starts thinking) Uh, okay, let me see here. (As he and the other idiot minions started to think, the heroes made a run for it) Uh, OH oh! I think it was, 4! (Realises that the heroes were already running away!)"
 
*Voort: "..... (Oinks confusedly) 2+1? Oh, uh, okay, (Starts thinking) Uh, okay, let me see here. (As he and the other idiot minions started to think, the heroes made a run for it) Uh, OH oh! I think it was, 4! (Realises that the heroes were already running away!)"
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*Voort: OOOOOOHOOHOOHOOO, YOU'RE DEAD!!!!
 
*Voort: OOOOOOHOOHOOHOOO, YOU'RE DEAD!!!!
 
*Donkey: IS THERE ANY ENEMY OF OURS THAT HASN'T BEEN OD'ED IN PIXEL GOOP?!?
 
*Donkey: IS THERE ANY ENEMY OF OURS THAT HASN'T BEEN OD'ED IN PIXEL GOOP?!?
*Icky: "Well spoiler alert, Donks. I don't think it's going out of sytile anytime soon."
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*Icky: "Well spoiler alert, Donks. I don't think it's going out of style anytime soon."
*Carpet appeared and flew around Diablo around and gave it a fly for it's money!
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*Carpet appeared and flew around Diablo around and gave it a fly for its money!
 
*Spongebob: "IT'S CARPET?!"
 
*Spongebob: "IT'S CARPET?!"
*Sandy: "That means Aladdin's still out here! We gotta find him! But furst, let's ditch these clowns!"
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*Sandy: "That means Aladdin's still out here! We gotta find him! But first, let's ditch these clowns!"
 
*Ralph: A magic carpet? Never thought I'd see one. But let's give it a little tune-up! (Gives Carpet a dose of pure pixellanium and makes him big enough for the Lodgers)
 
*Ralph: A magic carpet? Never thought I'd see one. But let's give it a little tune-up! (Gives Carpet a dose of pure pixellanium and makes him big enough for the Lodgers)
 
*Alexus: Well call me the Mother of the first Mario! The pure pixellanium works.
 
*Alexus: Well call me the Mother of the first Mario! The pure pixellanium works.
*Shenzi: Wait, I thought that stuff was suppose to be bad for us!
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*Shenzi: Wait, I thought that stuff was supposed to be bad for us!
 
*Alexus: I have been working on a project that uses this illegal substance for good. And I was able to purify it. I enjoy being a genius. He should be back to normal soon after this is over. (They hop onto Carpet as they flew off)
 
*Alexus: I have been working on a project that uses this illegal substance for good. And I was able to purify it. I enjoy being a genius. He should be back to normal soon after this is over. (They hop onto Carpet as they flew off)
 
*Voort: "(The Minions were unable to pursue anymore).... Awwwwww, nuts!"
 
*Voort: "(The Minions were unable to pursue anymore).... Awwwwww, nuts!"
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*Iago:... Damn you. DAMN YOU!!!
 
*Iago:... Damn you. DAMN YOU!!!
 
*Gazelle: "Time to go down for this mess, Jafar!"
 
*Gazelle: "Time to go down for this mess, Jafar!"
*Jafar: "Oh, I would, but I don't wanna end up having all the fun before me and the other villain leage council members get to unvail a big surprise waiting in te statue."
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*Jafar: "Oh, I would, but I don't wanna end up having all the fun before me and the other villain league council members get to unveil a big surprise waiting in the statue."
 
*Icky: "Ya mean your cooking up something in the giant freaky statue holding the palace up in one hand and spraying the pixil stuff in the other."
 
*Icky: "Ya mean your cooking up something in the giant freaky statue holding the palace up in one hand and spraying the pixil stuff in the other."
*Jafar: "It may look like a statue, but it is far more magnifisent then even that! You'll see! (Teleports off before anyone can grab him, as he laughed!)....."
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*Jafar: "It may look like a statue, but it is far more magnificent than even that! You'll see! (Teleports off before anyone can grab him, as he laughed!)....."
 
*Iago: "Ain't that just like Jafar, playing games instead of handling his problems."
 
*Iago: "Ain't that just like Jafar, playing games instead of handling his problems."
 
*(Jafar): "Oh don't be TOO disappointed. I'll have one such member keep you occupied until it's time."
 
*(Jafar): "Oh don't be TOO disappointed. I'll have one such member keep you occupied until it's time."
*Captain Hook's ship, Omicronized to be more like it's appearance in ''Epic Mickey'', was seen flying around the flouting palace on the hand of Jafar's statue.
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*Captain Hook's ship, Omicronized to be more like its appearance in ''Epic Mickey'', was seen flying around the flouting palace on the hand of Jafar's statue.
 
[[File:Disney Epic Mickey Gamerip Soundtrack Pete Pan Vs. Captain Hook|thumb|center|250 px|Captain Hook's Flying Pirate Ship Boss Theme]]
 
[[File:Disney Epic Mickey Gamerip Soundtrack Pete Pan Vs. Captain Hook|thumb|center|250 px|Captain Hook's Flying Pirate Ship Boss Theme]]
 
*Captain Hook: "(Was seen Omicronised) AVAST, YA SCURVY SWABS?! I, CAPTAIN JAMES HOOK, AM GIVING YOU A CHANCE TO SURRENDER?! OR FEEL THE WRATH OF MY NEWLY UPGRADED SHIP?!"
 
*Captain Hook: "(Was seen Omicronised) AVAST, YA SCURVY SWABS?! I, CAPTAIN JAMES HOOK, AM GIVING YOU A CHANCE TO SURRENDER?! OR FEEL THE WRATH OF MY NEWLY UPGRADED SHIP?!"
 
*Squidward: "SERIOUSLY?! EVEN CAPTAIN HOOK GETS TO BE OMICRONISED?! I WOULD'VE FIGURED VI-TOR WOULD'VE VIEWED HIM TOO MUCH OF A JOKE TO DO SO?!"
 
*Squidward: "SERIOUSLY?! EVEN CAPTAIN HOOK GETS TO BE OMICRONISED?! I WOULD'VE FIGURED VI-TOR WOULD'VE VIEWED HIM TOO MUCH OF A JOKE TO DO SO?!"
*Skipper: "That's what Vi-Tor WANTS us to think, so he can surprise us! And obviously the pixilumium made the captain look a bit more badass, so if anything, to Vi-Tor, the ship's not the only thing upgraded! I mean, we did see his crew before with Maleficent's mooks, so in hindsight, I guess it's us tangoing with the Leage Council."
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*Skipper: "That's what Vi-Tor WANTS us to think, so he can surprise us! And obviously the pixilumium made the captain look a bit more badass, so if anything, to Vi-Tor, the ship's not the only thing upgraded! I mean, we did see his crew before with Maleficent's mooks, so in hindsight, I guess it's us tangoing with the League Council."
 
*Captain Hook: Exactly. And I'll take my time slowly killing you all. ESPECIALLY YOU, SMEE!!!
 
*Captain Hook: Exactly. And I'll take my time slowly killing you all. ESPECIALLY YOU, SMEE!!!
 
*Smee: Meep!
 
*Smee: Meep!
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*Captain Hook: Enough dilly-dally! Time to sleep with the fishes, ya bilge rats!
 
*Captain Hook: Enough dilly-dally! Time to sleep with the fishes, ya bilge rats!
 
*SpongeBob: BRING IT ON, HOOKY-PANTS!!! (Hook fired an Omicronized version of his gun as it demolecularized whatever it hit as Deadpool guided their entire fight)
 
*SpongeBob: BRING IT ON, HOOKY-PANTS!!! (Hook fired an Omicronized version of his gun as it demolecularized whatever it hit as Deadpool guided their entire fight)
*Skipper: "Kolwalski, any plans?"
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*Skipper: "Kowalski, any plans?"
*Kolwalski: "I believe our best shot to defeat this boss is to find our way on the ship and destroy it's power shorce."
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*Kowalski: "I believe our best shot to defeat this boss is to find our way on the ship and destroy it's power shorce."
 
*Private: "But how do we even board it?"
 
*Private: "But how do we even board it?"
 
*Merlin: Incase you all forgot, I have teleportation!
 
*Merlin: Incase you all forgot, I have teleportation!
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*Kowalski: Let me guess. The core in your ship is a shield generator to the statue and you're trying to keep us from knowing that so we can essentially walk into a trap while running from a fight we seemingly can't win.
 
*Kowalski: Let me guess. The core in your ship is a shield generator to the statue and you're trying to keep us from knowing that so we can essentially walk into a trap while running from a fight we seemingly can't win.
 
*Captain Hook:...... NO!
 
*Captain Hook:...... NO!
*Skipper: UP! You delayed your answer! THAT MEANS KOLWALSKI WAS RIGHT ON THE MONEY! Then we're going up there to check.
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*Skipper: UP! You delayed your answer! THAT MEANS KOWALSKI WAS RIGHT ON THE MONEY! Then we're going up there to check.
 
*Captain Hook:... Clever bastards! Fine! You wanna prove me wrong? Hit me with your best sho- (Everyone shot at him with their blasters) OH, I JUST HAD TO ASK!!! BATTLE STATIONS!!! (The pirates fired their cannons at them and seemingly destroyed them until they teleported behind them and beat them) BLAST MY BALLS!!!
 
*Captain Hook:... Clever bastards! Fine! You wanna prove me wrong? Hit me with your best sho- (Everyone shot at him with their blasters) OH, I JUST HAD TO ASK!!! BATTLE STATIONS!!! (The pirates fired their cannons at them and seemingly destroyed them until they teleported behind them and beat them) BLAST MY BALLS!!!
 
*Icky: (With his blaster aiming at Hook's crotch) Don't mind if we do!!
 
*Icky: (With his blaster aiming at Hook's crotch) Don't mind if we do!!
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*Icky: Bitch, we're adorable!
 
*Icky: Bitch, we're adorable!
 
*Skipper: Let's get to that core!
 
*Skipper: Let's get to that core!
*Captain Hook: GET THEM!!!! (The pirates chased them) (Quietly brought out a leage communicater) (Quietly) Jafar, please tell me your just about done. They're already about to enter the process of breaking my new ship!
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*Captain Hook: GET THEM!!!! (The pirates chased them) (Quietly brought out a league communicater) (Quietly) Jafar, please tell me you're just about done. They're already about to enter the process of breaking my new ship!
 
*(Jafar): "Don't worry. It'll be done just in time when it happens. Just make sure they don't end up finishing early."
 
*(Jafar): "Don't worry. It'll be done just in time when it happens. Just make sure they don't end up finishing early."
 
*Captain Hook: It'll be a snap.
 
*Captain Hook: It'll be a snap.
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*Pirate #5/Sandy: Ugh, let's not stall ourselves arguing and wait for them misfits/varmints to find us! Let's just find the core and protect/destroy it.
 
*Pirate #5/Sandy: Ugh, let's not stall ourselves arguing and wait for them misfits/varmints to find us! Let's just find the core and protect/destroy it.
 
*Pirates/Lord Shen/Smee: Fine by me! (They ran)
 
*Pirates/Lord Shen/Smee: Fine by me! (They ran)
*It was shown that the inside of Hook's ship is now larger and more elaberate then it ever was before.
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*It was shown that the inside of Hook's ship is now larger and more elaborate then it ever was before.
 
*Icky: "Yeesh, Hook's boat didn't look so big on the outside!"
 
*Icky: "Yeesh, Hook's boat didn't look so big on the outside!"
 
*Ralph: We can do that in Pixellania through pixels that can open rifts.
 
*Ralph: We can do that in Pixellania through pixels that can open rifts.
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*Razoff: Oh like this is a good time to talk about how doing the badass cocking guns before a one-liner should work! Let's go! (They split as the pirates arrived)
 
*Razoff: Oh like this is a good time to talk about how doing the badass cocking guns before a one-liner should work! Let's go! (They split as the pirates arrived)
 
*Lord Shen: (They found the purple pixel crystalline core) HERE IT IS!!
 
*Lord Shen: (They found the purple pixel crystalline core) HERE IT IS!!
*Captain Hook appeared, riding on a giant barrol shaped armored spider bot!
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*Captain Hook appeared, riding on a giant barrel-shaped armored spider bot!
 
*Captain Hook: "I'll teach you for having the gull to unpermittedly boarded MY SHIP?!"
 
*Captain Hook: "I'll teach you for having the gull to unpermittedly boarded MY SHIP?!"
 
*Boss Wolf: Pffft, you look ridiculous in that thing!!!
 
*Boss Wolf: Pffft, you look ridiculous in that thing!!!
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*Pirate 2: DAMMIT, THEY KEEP GETTING US LIKE THAT!!!
 
*Pirate 2: DAMMIT, THEY KEEP GETTING US LIKE THAT!!!
 
Back on the Statue.
 
Back on the Statue.
*The heroes re-appeared as the ship explouded into digital pieces!
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*The heroes re-appeared as the ship exploded into digital pieces!
 
*Icky: "..... Well, I, think we just killed Captain Hook."
 
*Icky: "..... Well, I, think we just killed Captain Hook."
 
*Ralph: "Not, nessersarly. He'll likely end up respawning back inside the boss's lair of this place, which we are already standing on."
 
*Ralph: "Not, nessersarly. He'll likely end up respawning back inside the boss's lair of this place, which we are already standing on."
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*Mr. Krabs: "WAAAIT, I SAW IT FIRST, HYAA!!! (RUNS TO THE NOSE AND STUFFS HIMSELF IN IT AS WELL?!)"
 
*Mr. Krabs: "WAAAIT, I SAW IT FIRST, HYAA!!! (RUNS TO THE NOSE AND STUFFS HIMSELF IN IT AS WELL?!)"
 
*Squidward facepalms and Deadpool laughed.
 
*Squidward facepalms and Deadpool laughed.
*Lord Shen: "WHAT ARE YOU IMBECILES DOING?! GET OUT OF THAT NOSE THIS INSTENT?!"
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*Lord Shen: "WHAT ARE YOU IMBECILES DOING?! GET OUT OF THAT NOSE THIS INSTANT?!"
 
*(Patrick): "Hey, I found a shiny circle thing that reads "Ooo-Pein"!"
 
*(Patrick): "Hey, I found a shiny circle thing that reads "Ooo-Pein"!"
*(Mr. Krabs): "That's "OPEN" Idiot! And I think these buttons are suppose to open somethng! Press it."
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*(Mr. Krabs): "That's "OPEN" Idiot! And I think these buttons are suppose to open something! Press it."
 
*(Patrick): "Yay, I love pressing things even though it seems dangerous!"
 
*(Patrick): "Yay, I love pressing things even though it seems dangerous!"
*Buttons were heard pressed as the mouth of the statue began to open to reveil a long spiraling staircase!
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*Buttons were heard pressed as the mouth of the statue began to open to reveal a long spiraling staircase!
 
*Spongebob: ".... Patrick your genius was showing!"
 
*Spongebob: ".... Patrick your genius was showing!"
 
*(Patrick): "AAHH?! WHERE?! NOBODY LOOKED, NOBODY LOOKED?!"
 
*(Patrick): "AAHH?! WHERE?! NOBODY LOOKED, NOBODY LOOKED?!"
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*(Maleficent): "We'd be done sooner, but we also had to include Hook since you were generous enough to send him our way."
 
*(Maleficent): "We'd be done sooner, but we also had to include Hook since you were generous enough to send him our way."
 
*(Ursula): "But now that we're done, how's about we cut to the chase so we don't have to wait for you?"
 
*(Ursula): "But now that we're done, how's about we cut to the chase so we don't have to wait for you?"
*(Hades): "LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!! (Echos as giant Ursula tentcles began causing the stairs to crumble as the heroes fell right into a large arena.)"
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*(Hades): "LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!! (Echos as giant Ursula tentacles began causing the stairs to crumble as the heroes fell right into a large arena.)"
*The Heroes looked in shock to see that the Leage Council had fused with the hydra, as the base of the body is a giant Oogie Boogie's head, the tail now has Captain Hook's hook, and the heads are in the forms of Jafar's Cobra, Maleficent's dragon, Ursula as a Shark, and Hades as a Cerberus head, two of each coming from Oogie's eyes, while the other two are coming from the mouth!
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*The Heroes looked in shock to see that the League Council had fused with the hydra, as the base of the body is a giant Oogie Boogie's head, the tail now has Captain Hook's hook, and the heads are in the forms of Jafar's Cobra, Maleficent's dragon, Ursula as a Shark, and Hades as a Cerberus head, two of each coming from Oogie's eyes, while the other two are coming from the mouth!
*Jafar: "(Laughs!).... You thought you can take on some of the Leage's most powerful?!"
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*Jafar: "(Laughs!).... You thought you can take on some of the League's most powerful?!"
 
*Phil:.... (Everyone laughed hysterically, surprising the villain heads) OH MY OLYMPIAN GODS, YOU LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF MONSTERS IN AN ORGY WHILE UNDER A GIANT RAGDOLL!!! (Everyone laughs)
 
*Phil:.... (Everyone laughed hysterically, surprising the villain heads) OH MY OLYMPIAN GODS, YOU LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF MONSTERS IN AN ORGY WHILE UNDER A GIANT RAGDOLL!!! (Everyone laughs)
*Maleficent: SILENCE!!! This was suppose to be intimidating!
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*Maleficent: SILENCE!!! This was supposed to be intimidating!
*Icky: "(Scoffs), We get the gist that it was suppose to be horrifying, it's just, you guys did not combined very well!"
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*Icky: "(Scoffs), We get the gist that it was supposed to be horrifying, it's just, you guys did not combined very well!"
 
*Hades: "OH GIVE US A F*****G BREAK, THIS IS THE FIRST TIME WE DID SOMETHING LIKE THIS!?"
 
*Hades: "OH GIVE US A F*****G BREAK, THIS IS THE FIRST TIME WE DID SOMETHING LIKE THIS!?"
 
*Saa: Hey, you don't want us cracking wise, don't give us the chance. That's how this works.
 
*Saa: Hey, you don't want us cracking wise, don't give us the chance. That's how this works.
 
*Hades: Says the one who looks like something Doctor Frankenstein mixed with a bit of Dr. Moreau would come up with.
 
*Hades: Says the one who looks like something Doctor Frankenstein mixed with a bit of Dr. Moreau would come up with.
 
*Icky: OHHHHHHH, SNAP!!!!
 
*Icky: OHHHHHHH, SNAP!!!!
*Po: "Whatever! We've beaten you guys before.... Admitingly though, not exactly like that."
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*Po: "Whatever! We've beaten you guys before.... Admittingly though, not exactly like that."
 
*Jafar: "Good! Then that means this Pixilumium stuff has the potaintional to do great things for all villains! And once you pests are out of the way, ALL villains will get to enjoy this?!"
 
*Jafar: "Good! Then that means this Pixilumium stuff has the potaintional to do great things for all villains! And once you pests are out of the way, ALL villains will get to enjoy this?!"
 
*Gazelle: "Not if we stop you!"
 
*Gazelle: "Not if we stop you!"
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[[File:HD Disney's Hercules Action Game Soundtrack - The Hydra Canyon|thumb|center|250 px|Villain-Hydra Boss Theme]]
 
[[File:HD Disney's Hercules Action Game Soundtrack - The Hydra Canyon|thumb|center|250 px|Villain-Hydra Boss Theme]]
 
*Deadpool's voice: "HOLY S***, AND I THOUGHT JUN-GALAX-TAI-MA-REK WAS A FREAKY MESS!?"
 
*Deadpool's voice: "HOLY S***, AND I THOUGHT JUN-GALAX-TAI-MA-REK WAS A FREAKY MESS!?"
*Mantis: "Same here! But at least they're not doing a unionsed voice thing!" (Deadpool was given the selection of f*****g a karma fairy to make that happen or ignore it)... What the frig?! Has Vi-Tor been put in charge of karma now too?!
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*Mantis: "Same here! But at least they're not doing a unionized voice thing! (Deadpool was given the selection of f*****g a karma fairy to make that happen or ignore it)... What the frig?! Has Vi-Tor been put in charge of karma now too?!"
 
*(Deadpool): You could say that. But as much fun as it would be to play God some more, almost literally, I'm not going to bother because those fairies are bitches that are WAAAAY too small to f***. (Selects 2 then it says 'Too Bad') Uh, wha-
 
*(Deadpool): You could say that. But as much fun as it would be to play God some more, almost literally, I'm not going to bother because those fairies are bitches that are WAAAAY too small to f***. (Selects 2 then it says 'Too Bad') Uh, wha-
 
*The Heads: "PREPARE FOR OUR WRATH?!"
 
*The Heads: "PREPARE FOR OUR WRATH?!"
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*Jafar: Again, no more games, Lodgers! Time to die... A hundred times over.
 
*Jafar: Again, no more games, Lodgers! Time to die... A hundred times over.
 
*Hades: At least you'll know how it feels to die over and over.
 
*Hades: At least you'll know how it feels to die over and over.
*Lord Shen: Well tecnecally, only some of us had died more then once. Icky ended up dying alot in Equestria because Deadpool desided to be immature.
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*Lord Shen: Well technically, only some of us had died more than once. Icky ended up dying alot in Equestria because Deadpool decided to be immature.
 
*Hades: Well then get ready for that to happen again! For the lot of ya! (They continue fighting)
 
*Hades: Well then get ready for that to happen again! For the lot of ya! (They continue fighting)
 
*(Deadpool): "Okay, I just want to ask a quick question, how did these guys get like that?"
 
*(Deadpool): "Okay, I just want to ask a quick question, how did these guys get like that?"
*(WB Deadpool): "I'm itching to bet that they had the Hydra with them and fused with it. The Tenticles are obviously Ursula's, and no s*** the giant Oogie Boogie burlap sack head is Oogie's, and the hydra tailed hook is, well, Captain Hook."
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*(WB Deadpool): "I'm itching to bet that they had the Hydra with them and fused with it. The Tentacles are obviously Ursula's, and no s*** the giant Oogie Boogie burlap sack head is Oogie's, and the hydra tailed hook is, well, Captain Hook."
*(YB Deadpool): "Guys, I just realized something! Maleficent as a Dragon and Dog Hades are capable to breath fire, right?"
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*(YB Deadpool): "Guys, I just realized something! Maleficent as a Dragon and Dog Hades are capable to breathe fire, right?"
 
*(Deadpool): "Yeah, so?"
 
*(Deadpool): "Yeah, so?"
 
*(YB Deadpool): "Well, why not have the fire burn off the sack and reveal the likely weaker body? Huh, huh? Genius, right?"
 
*(YB Deadpool): "Well, why not have the fire burn off the sack and reveal the likely weaker body? Huh, huh? Genius, right?"
*(WB Deadpool): ".... Huh. That's actselly not a bad idea. Too bad that the Leage Council are typically too smart to do something like that to themselves and/or put them themselves in that kind of situation setted up by the lougers, and even then, they're likely so hopped up on Omicron stuff that the burlap we'll recover quickly like with Hook's ship."
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*(WB Deadpool): ".... Huh. That's actselly not a bad idea. Too bad that the League Council are typically too smart to do something like that to themselves and/or put them themselves in that kind of situation setted up by the lougers, and even then, they're likely so hopped up on Omicron stuff that the burlap we'll recover quickly like with Hook's ship."
 
*(Deadpool): You doubt my ability to bully the Villain League? I've been doing it since I quit. Watchy and learny! (He QTE tricks the VLC Hydra into burning itself by having the Lodgers fly around it and dodge it until it burst in bugs)
 
*(Deadpool): You doubt my ability to bully the Villain League? I've been doing it since I quit. Watchy and learny! (He QTE tricks the VLC Hydra into burning itself by having the Lodgers fly around it and dodge it until it burst in bugs)
 
*Oogie Boogie: OH, THAT IS NOT COOL!!!
 
*Oogie Boogie: OH, THAT IS NOT COOL!!!
 
*Po: NEITHER ARE YOU!!!
 
*Po: NEITHER ARE YOU!!!
*Jafar: "Ugh, what is it with video game bosses always putting themselves in these kind of positions? It seems rather counter-productive to have glaring weaknesses like that!"
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*Jafar: "Ugh, what is it with video game bosses always putting themselves in these kinds of positions? It seems rather counter-productive to have glaring weaknesses like that!"
 
*Hades: "Okay, is it really a good time to criticize game tropes here? Shouldn't we focus on NOT letting the misfits hit us?!"
 
*Hades: "Okay, is it really a good time to criticize game tropes here? Shouldn't we focus on NOT letting the misfits hit us?!"
 
*Spyro: You mean like THIS? (He earth blasted their vitals)
 
*Spyro: You mean like THIS? (He earth blasted their vitals)
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*Maleficent: ENOUGH!!! (She blasts purple pixellanium fire that mixed up the setting as the heroes avoided the radiating pixels that formed a skull)
 
*Maleficent: ENOUGH!!! (She blasts purple pixellanium fire that mixed up the setting as the heroes avoided the radiating pixels that formed a skull)
 
*Oogie Boogie: (Wheezing voice) OH YOU DEAD NOW- *Wheeeeeeeeeze*
 
*Oogie Boogie: (Wheezing voice) OH YOU DEAD NOW- *Wheeeeeeeeeze*
*Ursula: "Okay, why is Oogie wheezing more then a dying old fart?"
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*Ursula: "Okay, why is Oogie wheezing more than a dying old fart?"
*Maleficent: "Obviously he is in a very bad condition! We must take the time to heal ourselves while we keep the heroes distracted with our minions! (The Tenticales began pulling chains as Hooks Pirates and Maleficent's goons, as well as Omicronized Diablo, began to charge in droves as the Villain-Hydra proceeds to head torwords another arena platform with a healing foundtain waiting)."
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*Maleficent: "Obviously he is in a very bad condition! We must take the time to heal ourselves while we keep the heroes distracted with our minions! (The Tentacles began pulling chains as Hooks Pirates and Maleficent's goons, as well as Omicronized Diablo, began to charge in droves as the Villain-Hydra proceeds to head towards another arena platform with a healing fountain waiting)."
*Icky: "Oh no, it's gonna be one of those bosses that heal themselves when they get weak enough! I HATE BOSSES LIKE THAT?! ESPECAILLY THE LAST ONE IN THE NINTENDO 64 SOUTH PARK GAME?! THAT GUY SUCKS?!"
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*Icky: "Oh no, it's gonna be one of those bosses that heal themselves when they get weak enough! I HATE BOSSES LIKE THAT?! ESPECIALLY THE LAST ONE IN THE NINTENDO 64 SOUTH PARK GAME?! THAT GUY SUCKS?!"
 
*Iago: "They also sicced their minions on us as a means to try and distract us!"
 
*Iago: "They also sicced their minions on us as a means to try and distract us!"
 
*Icky: "That sucks too!"
 
*Icky: "That sucks too!"
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*Thundra: I got this! (She summoned a storm cloud which shot lightning at Diablo as he resisted it and released it as an electrolaser right back at the heroes)
 
*Thundra: I got this! (She summoned a storm cloud which shot lightning at Diablo as he resisted it and released it as an electrolaser right back at the heroes)
 
*Agumon: GEEZ, HOW JACKED DID VI-TOR MAKE THIS BIRD?!
 
*Agumon: GEEZ, HOW JACKED DID VI-TOR MAKE THIS BIRD?!
*Tiffany: Sorry, the inner maginations of Vi-Tor's minds is just as confusing to us as it is you guys.
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*Tiffany: Sorry, the inner machinations of Vi-Tor's minds is just as confusing to us as it is you guys.
 
*Sandy: "Kinda the price of having him be based on Discord."
 
*Sandy: "Kinda the price of having him be based on Discord."
 
*Alexus: But don't forget we can remove pixellanium from those he tainted with it.
 
*Alexus: But don't forget we can remove pixellanium from those he tainted with it.
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*Dinky: Ahh, the sweet smell of worms.... Though it's kinda off-setted by the small of death.
 
*Dinky: Ahh, the sweet smell of worms.... Though it's kinda off-setted by the small of death.
 
*Trigger: "Actselly, I right don't mind that part."
 
*Trigger: "Actselly, I right don't mind that part."
*Sir Hiss: "That's because your a vulture. Your kind exist to eat corpses as basicly nature's undertakers/garbagemen."
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*Sir Hiss: "That's because you're a vulture. Your kind exists to eat corpses as basicly nature's undertakers/garbagemen."
 
*Gazelle: "Can we please not complement the monstro cuervo's breath and fight it? (Gazelle smacks away Diablo which crashes onto the Pirates and Goons) Now ready your thing! (They did so as they separated the Omicronized VLC)... Stand down!
 
*Gazelle: "Can we please not complement the monstro cuervo's breath and fight it? (Gazelle smacks away Diablo which crashes onto the Pirates and Goons) Now ready your thing! (They did so as they separated the Omicronized VLC)... Stand down!
*Maleficent: (Cackles) You poor simple fool! Evil never stands down! Let me assure you that this is far fro- (The Leage Council get de-pixilumiumised as they returned to normal)...... Uhhhhh.....
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*Maleficent: (Cackles) You poor simple fool! Evil never stands down! Let me assure you that this is far fro- (The League Council get de-pixilumiumised as they returned to normal)...... Uhhhhh.....
 
*Alexus: "Ya know, ya really should learn not to waste your time bragging how evil you guys are and just do what you were planning to do. I mean, this is why the Lougers don't have much a problem with you guys anymore up until now when Vi-Tor showed up."
 
*Alexus: "Ya know, ya really should learn not to waste your time bragging how evil you guys are and just do what you were planning to do. I mean, this is why the Lougers don't have much a problem with you guys anymore up until now when Vi-Tor showed up."
 
*Jafar: "...... We'll just see ourselves out. (They teleported away)."
 
*Jafar: "...... We'll just see ourselves out. (They teleported away)."
 
*Duke: AND GOOD RIDDANCE!!! Now let's tell the Sultan and go to our next stop.
 
*Duke: AND GOOD RIDDANCE!!! Now let's tell the Sultan and go to our next stop.
 
*White Rabbit: Which should be our homeworld.
 
*White Rabbit: Which should be our homeworld.
*(Deadpool): "(Pauses the game before they can do anything and got to the level select summery) (Reads) The Queen of Hearts became bigger then ever before in her crushing return- (Speaks) Yeah, I already know where this is going. (Presses the select button)."
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*(Deadpool): "(Pauses the game before they can do anything and got to the level select summery) (Reads) The Queen of Hearts became bigger than ever before in her crushing return- (Speaks) Yeah, I already know where this is going. (Presses the select button)."
 
Wonderland
 
Wonderland
 
*White Rabbit:... WHAT THE, WE DIDN'T EVEN GOT TO THE SULTAN YET!?
 
*White Rabbit:... WHAT THE, WE DIDN'T EVEN GOT TO THE SULTAN YET!?
 
*Icky: "Leave it to Deadpool to bumrush us into doing things!"
 
*Icky: "Leave it to Deadpool to bumrush us into doing things!"
 
*Iago: "Ugh, great. Now the Sultan and the others are gonna be left confused on whether we stopped those creeps yet."
 
*Iago: "Ugh, great. Now the Sultan and the others are gonna be left confused on whether we stopped those creeps yet."
*Mr. Dodo: "Although, something tells me that Wonderland might be in more need then Agrabah anyway now. (Wonderland was now more like Disney Villain's revenge in the Wonderland Level)...  Odd, I thought we've yet to get a confirmation on getting an offictal Moisode for [[Spyro and Friends in Disney's Villain's Revenge]]."
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*Mr. Dodo: "Although, something tells me that Wonderland might be in more need then Agrabah anyway now. (Wonderland was now more like Disney Villain's revenge in the Wonderland Level)...  Odd, I thought we've yet to get a confirmation on getting an official Moisode for [[Spyro and Friends in Disney's Villain's Revenge]]."
*(Deadpool): "Aw man, missed oppertunity to go for the American McGee's Alice look, I mean, you are using their Cheshire Cat as a Timelord, at least go the whole nine-yards."
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*(Deadpool): "Aw man, missed opportunity to go for the American McGee's Alice look, I mean, you are using their Cheshire Cat as a Timelord, at least go the whole nine-yards."
 
*Icky: "Well, we already used the Red Queen theme song for Chrysalis' bitch mom, so, it would kinda make more sense to go for a different theme here."
 
*Icky: "Well, we already used the Red Queen theme song for Chrysalis' bitch mom, so, it would kinda make more sense to go for a different theme here."
 
*Deadpool's voice: "Eh, I guess that counts."
 
*Deadpool's voice: "Eh, I guess that counts."
 
*???: "QUEEN CYNDER, HELP?!"
 
*???: "QUEEN CYNDER, HELP?!"
*A Panicy Parrot came up!
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*A Panicky Parrot came up!
 
*Cynder: "Chancellor Crackers!"
 
*Cynder: "Chancellor Crackers!"
*Cancellor Crackers: Queen Cynder, it's terrorable?!
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*Chancellor Crackers: Queen Cynder, it's terrorable?!
 
*Cynder: Terrible.
 
*Cynder: Terrible.
 
*Crackers: What did I say?
 
*Crackers: What did I say?
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*Crackers: Duh, besides the point, my queen! The Queen of Hearts appeared, looking strangely purpler then usual, and she harnessed the power of the growth cookies! Now, she made herself a giant monster, and has captured the other chancellors and the council! Even Chancellor Ace, your trusted caretaker of Wonderland ever since the Queen of Diamonds fiasco while you're away on your business with the Lougers!
 
*Crackers: Duh, besides the point, my queen! The Queen of Hearts appeared, looking strangely purpler then usual, and she harnessed the power of the growth cookies! Now, she made herself a giant monster, and has captured the other chancellors and the council! Even Chancellor Ace, your trusted caretaker of Wonderland ever since the Queen of Diamonds fiasco while you're away on your business with the Lougers!
 
*Gazelle: "Chancellor Ace?"
 
*Gazelle: "Chancellor Ace?"
*Cynder: "A former head-guard of the Card Guards that defected from the Queen of Hearts when Mirage started to subject the card guards into becoming artifical heartlesses."
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*Cynder: "A former head-guard of the Card Guards that defected from the Queen of Hearts when Mirage started to subject the card guards into becoming artificial heartlesses."
 
*King of Hearts: "Oh dear, and my poor former bride is likely still upset about his desertion."
 
*King of Hearts: "Oh dear, and my poor former bride is likely still upset about his desertion."
 
*Icky: "Well yeah she'll be piss at his card-man ass, the guy basically went-"
 
*Icky: "Well yeah she'll be piss at his card-man ass, the guy basically went-"
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*Spyro: "CYNDER, WAIT?! (Runs off after her)!"
 
*Spyro: "CYNDER, WAIT?! (Runs off after her)!"
 
*Sparx: ".... Yikes, Cynder really wants to help that Ace dude."
 
*Sparx: ".... Yikes, Cynder really wants to help that Ace dude."
*Mr. Dodo: "(Sighs sadly) It's not without a reason other then because he's basically the comtemporary ruler of Wonderland. Ace had saw his brothers turned into [[Card Soldier Heartless|Heartless]] and ran away in traumatized fear. He returned to Wonderland around the time Icky and Iago pretty much defeated the Queen of Diamonds, or rather, because the Queen of Diamonds' own bad habit of bad-mouthing getting the better of her and offending the wrong person."
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*Mr. Dodo: "(Sighs sadly) It's not without a reason other then because he's basically the contemporary ruler of Wonderland. Ace had seen his brothers turned into [[Card Soldier Heartless|Heartless]] and ran away in traumatized fear. He returned to Wonderland around the time Icky and Iago pretty much defeated the Queen of Diamonds, or rather, because the Queen of Diamonds' own bad habit of bad-mouthing getting the better of her and offending the wrong person."
 
*Icky: "Well it helped that I brought up how Pretty wouldn't dig what he was doing."
 
*Icky: "Well it helped that I brought up how Pretty wouldn't dig what he was doing."
 
*Gazelle: "AHEM!.... We should, probably go help Cynder."
 
*Gazelle: "AHEM!.... We should, probably go help Cynder."
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*Avatar Cynder: "ACE?!"
 
*Avatar Cynder: "ACE?!"
 
*Queen of Hearts: "Aw, what's the matter, lizard? Worried about the traitor?"
 
*Queen of Hearts: "Aw, what's the matter, lizard? Worried about the traitor?"
*Avatar Cynder: "HE WAS TRUMATISED OF WHAT YOU HAD ALLOWED MIRAGE TO DO TO YOUR LOYALISTS?!"
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*Avatar Cynder: "HE WAS TRAUMATIZED OF WHAT YOU HAD ALLOWED MIRAGE TO DO TO YOUR LOYALISTS?!"
 
*Queen of Hearts: "I COULDN'T HELP IT IF MIRAGE HAD FELT THAT THEY WERE GETTING INCOMPIDENT?! Besides, Xehanort was the one who gave the idea! She just happened to liked it!"
 
*Queen of Hearts: "I COULDN'T HELP IT IF MIRAGE HAD FELT THAT THEY WERE GETTING INCOMPIDENT?! Besides, Xehanort was the one who gave the idea! She just happened to liked it!"
 
*Avatar Cynder: "IT DOES NOT EXCUSE YOU FOR WHAT YOU HAD ALLOWED ONTO HIM?!"
 
*Avatar Cynder: "IT DOES NOT EXCUSE YOU FOR WHAT YOU HAD ALLOWED ONTO HIM?!"
 
*Queen of Hearts: "Aw, cry me a river, you little gecko!! Ohhhhhh..... And speaking of Geckos....."
 
*Queen of Hearts: "Aw, cry me a river, you little gecko!! Ohhhhhh..... And speaking of Geckos....."
*A large ominus figure formed behind Cynder, as Avatar Cynder turned in surprised and saw that Wain was turned into a Geckoy Jabberwocky!
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*A large ominous figure formed behind Cynder, as Avatar Cynder turned in surprised and saw that Wain was turned into a Geckoy Jabberwocky!
 
*Avatar Cynder: "...... WHAT, HAVE YOU DONE TO WAIN?!"
 
*Avatar Cynder: "...... WHAT, HAVE YOU DONE TO WAIN?!"
 
*Queen of Hearts: "Oh, but I can't take credit for that! He just happened to be there when Vi-Tor was giving me these great cookies! He could've warned the traitor and his ilk if Vi-Tor hadn't made a puddle of the purple stuff appear before him as the clumsy fool slipped in it! Why, Wayne even helped me TAKE BACK MY THRONE!! And now, HE'S MY WEAPON AGAINST YOU?! CRUSH HER, WAYNE?! OFF WITH HER HEAD!!!!"
 
*Queen of Hearts: "Oh, but I can't take credit for that! He just happened to be there when Vi-Tor was giving me these great cookies! He could've warned the traitor and his ilk if Vi-Tor hadn't made a puddle of the purple stuff appear before him as the clumsy fool slipped in it! Why, Wayne even helped me TAKE BACK MY THRONE!! And now, HE'S MY WEAPON AGAINST YOU?! CRUSH HER, WAYNE?! OFF WITH HER HEAD!!!!"
*Wain Jabberwocky gave an incrdably loud and also painfully annoying roar as it charged at Avatar Cynder, as the two began to fight!
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*Wain Jabberwocky gave an incredibly loud and also painfully annoying roar as it charged at Avatar Cynder, as the two began to fight!
 
*Avatar Cynder: "FIRST OFF, IT'S WAIN, NOT WAYNE, SECONDLY, I AM GOING TO MAKE YOU SUFFER EXTRA HARD FOR THIS?!"
 
*Avatar Cynder: "FIRST OFF, IT'S WAIN, NOT WAYNE, SECONDLY, I AM GOING TO MAKE YOU SUFFER EXTRA HARD FOR THIS?!"
 
*Queen of Hearts: "OH, LIKE BEING THROWN INTO SPACE AND BLOWING UP INTO A NEW COSMOS ISN'T SUFFERABLE ENOUGH?!"
 
*Queen of Hearts: "OH, LIKE BEING THROWN INTO SPACE AND BLOWING UP INTO A NEW COSMOS ISN'T SUFFERABLE ENOUGH?!"
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*Spyro: "CYNDER, I'M COMING?!"
 
*Spyro: "CYNDER, I'M COMING?!"
 
*Queen of Hearts grabbed Spyro!
 
*Queen of Hearts grabbed Spyro!
*Queen of Hearts: "OH NO YOU DON'T, PEST?! (Starts squeezing Spyro) I'M GONNA RIP YOUR WINGS OFF, LIKE A COMMEN HOUSE FLY?!" (Spyro bites her) YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW?!
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*Queen of Hearts: "OH NO YOU DON'T, PEST?! (Starts squeezing Spyro) I'M GONNA RIP YOUR WINGS OFF, LIKE A COMMON HOUSE FLY?! (Spyro bites her) YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW?!"
 
*Spyro: Your former highness, you know how this e- (The Queen kicks him off into a wall of painted white roses)
 
*Spyro: Your former highness, you know how this e- (The Queen kicks him off into a wall of painted white roses)
 
*Queen of Hearts: Enough! You've done enough taking my throne AND husband!! YOU LEFT WONDERLAND IN ANARCHY!!!
 
*Queen of Hearts: Enough! You've done enough taking my throne AND husband!! YOU LEFT WONDERLAND IN ANARCHY!!!
 
*Spyro: Wasn't Wonderland already a technical anarchy?
 
*Spyro: Wasn't Wonderland already a technical anarchy?
*Queen of Hearts: I- (Realises that)..... What I mean by that was, IT'S A WORLD WHERE THE UNFATHOMABLY INSANE GET DUMPED!!! WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?! NOW YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S HEADS WILL ROLL OFF A CLIFF FOR THIS!!! (Gets a giant axe) ROOOOOOLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!
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*Queen of Hearts: I- (Realises that)..... What I mean by that was, IT'S A WORLD WHERE THE UNFATHOMABLY INSANE GET DUMPED!!! WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?! NOW YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S HEADS WILL ROLL-OFF A CLIFF FOR THIS!!! (Gets a giant axe) ROOOOOOLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!
 
*Spyro: We'll see!
 
*Spyro: We'll see!
 
*Queen of Hearts: NO WE WON'T!!! I WILL SEE!!! ALL THINGS SHOULD AND WILL BE MY WAY, AND IT WILL BE AGAIN!!!
 
*Queen of Hearts: NO WE WON'T!!! I WILL SEE!!! ALL THINGS SHOULD AND WILL BE MY WAY, AND IT WILL BE AGAIN!!!
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*Avatar Cynder: "Sorry you have to see him like this, Bill, but Wain was attempting to foil the Queen of Hearts' plans, but it fell short because Vi-Tor had him trip in a puddle of pixellanium!"
 
*Avatar Cynder: "Sorry you have to see him like this, Bill, but Wain was attempting to foil the Queen of Hearts' plans, but it fell short because Vi-Tor had him trip in a puddle of pixellanium!"
 
*Icky: "Seriously?! The guy turned into a freak again?!"
 
*Icky: "Seriously?! The guy turned into a freak again?!"
*Bill: Well at least he's not AS freaky as he was with a giant bulbous head. Wain, it you're in there, you have to fight it! You're smart enough to resist the chaos!
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*Bill: Well at least he's not AS freaky as he was with a giant bulbous head. Wain, it's you in there, you have to fight it! You're smart enough to resist the chaos!
 
*Wain: (Unleashes an extremely monstrous roar)
 
*Wain: (Unleashes an extremely monstrous roar)
 
*Bill: (Screams as Dodo and White Rabbit pulled him by the tail)
 
*Bill: (Screams as Dodo and White Rabbit pulled him by the tail)
 
*Spyro:... So, how exactly has Wain been doing since he was sent here?
 
*Spyro:... So, how exactly has Wain been doing since he was sent here?
 
*Cynder: Ace said that he was now a blend of Sheldon Cooper and Rick Sanchez. A genius who causes chaos while being a nerdy carefree soul. That's kinda a side effect of briefly having a bulbous head. You become too smart.
 
*Cynder: Ace said that he was now a blend of Sheldon Cooper and Rick Sanchez. A genius who causes chaos while being a nerdy carefree soul. That's kinda a side effect of briefly having a bulbous head. You become too smart.
*Ralth: You can be TOO smart?
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*Ralph: You can be TOO smart?
 
*Alexus: Yes. You can become convinced there's no meaning of life, get a godly complex, become virtually unstoppable, you name it. You can always be destroyed by too much of something. That's how my dad kicked the bucket.
 
*Alexus: Yes. You can become convinced there's no meaning of life, get a godly complex, become virtually unstoppable, you name it. You can always be destroyed by too much of something. That's how my dad kicked the bucket.
 
*Lord Shen: "Well how are suppose to both cure Wain while de-pixilising Queen of Hearts?"
 
*Lord Shen: "Well how are suppose to both cure Wain while de-pixilising Queen of Hearts?"
 
*Tiffany: You're the heroes, you tell us!
 
*Tiffany: You're the heroes, you tell us!
 
*Boss Wolf: YOU'RE the Pixellanians, YOU tell US!
 
*Boss Wolf: YOU'RE the Pixellanians, YOU tell US!
*Bryson: 'NOUGHA THIS, TIME TO F*** SOME FACES!!!! (Turns his cannon ridiculously large as it fired unbelievably powerful energy at both Wain and the Queen)... Oh yeah! (Wain and the Queen, whow as awaken by this, survived the barrage of energy)
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*Bryson: 'NOUGHA THIS, TIME TO F*** SOME FACES!!!! (Turns his cannon ridiculously large as it fired unbelievably powerful energy at both Wain and the Queen)... Oh yeah! (Wain and the Queen, who was awakened by this, survived the barrage of energy)
 
*Queen of Hearts: Is that seriously the best you can do? All you did is make us STRONGER!!!
 
*Queen of Hearts: Is that seriously the best you can do? All you did is make us STRONGER!!!
 
*Bryson: "..... That's the plan, fatass."
 
*Bryson: "..... That's the plan, fatass."
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*Bryson: "Oh come on, don't tell me ya never heard of the old "Power Overload" Trick."
 
*Bryson: "Oh come on, don't tell me ya never heard of the old "Power Overload" Trick."
 
*The Queen of Hearts began to have a powerflux as did Wain!
 
*The Queen of Hearts began to have a powerflux as did Wain!
*Queen of Hearts: "WHOAAAAAAAAAAA?! HOW COULD SOMETHING THAT SHOULD TECNECALLY BENEFIT ME BE ALSO BAD?!"
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*Queen of Hearts: "WHOAAAAAAAAAAA?! HOW COULD SOMETHING THAT SHOULD TECHNICALLY BENEFIT ME BE ALSO BAD?!"
 
*Alexus: "Well, because you ate the growth cookies that made you large, it also made the pixiliumium in you be at a heighten state! You were a meltdown waiting to happen if more Pixillumium was added!"
 
*Alexus: "Well, because you ate the growth cookies that made you large, it also made the pixiliumium in you be at a heighten state! You were a meltdown waiting to happen if more Pixillumium was added!"
 
*Queen of Hearts: "DAMNNNNNNNNNNNN YOU BAD HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?!"
 
*Queen of Hearts: "DAMNNNNNNNNNNNN YOU BAD HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?!"
 
*Avatar Cynder: "TAKE COVER?!"
 
*Avatar Cynder: "TAKE COVER?!"
*They did so as both the Queen of Hearts and Wain explouded!
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*They did so as both the Queen of Hearts and Wain exploded!
 
*The dust settled....
 
*The dust settled....
*Wain was seen back to normal, as did the suspended in midair Queen of Hearts, who realises she was standing on nothing.....
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*Wain was seen back to normal, as did the suspended in midair Queen of Hearts, who realizes she was standing on nothing.....
 
*Queen of Hearts: "...... Ohhhh, shit. Okay, as long as don't look down, I can't fall!"
 
*Queen of Hearts: "...... Ohhhh, shit. Okay, as long as don't look down, I can't fall!"
 
*Avatar Cynder looked with a naughty expression.....
 
*Avatar Cynder looked with a naughty expression.....
 
*Avatar Cynder: "Your shoes untied."
 
*Avatar Cynder: "Your shoes untied."
*Queen of Hearts: "Oh thanks I- (Looks down, only to realise that she was trick as a Timon and Pumbaa yodel was heard.)..... You, skaly, bi- (Falls down screaming) IIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!!!"
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*Queen of Hearts: "Oh thanks I- (Looks down, only to realize that she was trick as a Timon and Pumbaa yodel was heard.)..... You, skaly, bi- (Falls down screaming) IIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!!!"
 
*EPIC CRASH?!
 
*EPIC CRASH?!
 
*Gazelle: ".... Did, gravity just not work for the sake of comedic timing?"
 
*Gazelle: ".... Did, gravity just not work for the sake of comedic timing?"
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*Wain: "Ohhhhh.... What happened last night? (Saw that everything was damage).... OH NO, I WAS TOO LATE TO WARN EVERYONE ABOUT THE ATTACK?!"
 
*Wain: "Ohhhhh.... What happened last night? (Saw that everything was damage).... OH NO, I WAS TOO LATE TO WARN EVERYONE ABOUT THE ATTACK?!"
 
*Ace: "Don't worry, young Wain, the Lougers and, new friends, have pretty much stopped the attack."
 
*Ace: "Don't worry, young Wain, the Lougers and, new friends, have pretty much stopped the attack."
*Ralph: "Well, we'd love to stick around and help fix up the place, but readings indecate that Futurasia has a prehistoric dilemma!"
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*Ralph: "Well, we'd love to stick around and help fix up the place, but readings indicate that Futurasia has a prehistoric dilemma!"
 
*Deadpool went to the level selection.
 
*Deadpool went to the level selection.
 
*(Ralph): "(As Deadpool opened the summery) Omnicroniesed Dinosaurs have appeared Futurasia now has epic dino problems. A Dino mad doctor is leading a barrage of prehistoric shenanigans."
 
*(Ralph): "(As Deadpool opened the summery) Omnicroniesed Dinosaurs have appeared Futurasia now has epic dino problems. A Dino mad doctor is leading a barrage of prehistoric shenanigans."
 
*(Lord Shan): "Oh bother, it sounds like the work of Dr. Fozzel again, isn't it?"
 
*(Lord Shan): "Oh bother, it sounds like the work of Dr. Fozzel again, isn't it?"
*Icky: "Ya mean that one time [[Dr. Fossil|Darkwing Duck Villain]]? Oh yeah, he was one of the early Fang Empire suggestions, wasn't he? And now I'm nostaglic for the old days.... The classics."
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*Icky: "Ya mean that one time [[Dr. Fossil|Darkwing Duck Villain]]? Oh yeah, he was one of the early Fang Empire suggestions, wasn't he? And now I'm nostalgic for the old days.... The classics."
*(Deadpool): "Aw crap, he's gonna talk about nostaglic passé s***. PRESS! (Deadpool presses a button and got the group to their next mission!)"
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*(Deadpool): "Aw crap, he's gonna talk about nostalgic passé s***. PRESS! (Deadpool presses a button and got the group to their next mission!)"
 
Futurasia
 
Futurasia
 
*The Lougers and Team Scattergood have appeared to a battle torn Futurasia.
 
*The Lougers and Team Scattergood have appeared to a battle torn Futurasia.
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*???: "Shell Louge Squad?"
 
*???: "Shell Louge Squad?"
 
*The core were seen fighting off waves of Dinosaurs from Omnicron infected worlds!
 
*The core were seen fighting off waves of Dinosaurs from Omnicron infected worlds!
*Futter: "WELL YOU GUYS ARE A SIGHT FOR SORE EYES! I THINK YOUR GAME HAS SOME SERVER BUGS, IN THAT IT HAS IT'S CHARACTERS ATTACK YOU, THEN IT STARTS THROWING DINA-SAURS AT YOU?!"
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*Futter: "WELL YOU GUYS ARE A SIGHT FOR SORE EYES! I THINK YOUR GAME HAS SOME SEVERE BUGS, IN THAT IT HAS IT'S CHARACTERS ATTACK YOU, THEN IT STARTS THROWING DINA-SAURS AT YOU?!"
 
*LaSola: "Also, some of your enemies may be involved!
 
*LaSola: "Also, some of your enemies may be involved!
 
*A loud roar was heard!
 
*A loud roar was heard!
*Dr. Fozzil, Omicronised, was seen laughing as he was riding a cerberusised Fantasa Rex with the Carnotaurs on each said of it's neck, a bigger verson of the Terror Bird arriving next to it!
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*Dr. Fozzil, Omicronised, was seen laughing as he was riding a cerberusised Fantasia Rex with the Carnotaurs on each said of its neck, a bigger version of the Terror Bird arriving next to it!
*Dr. Fozzil: "NEVER BEFORE HAS THE PREHISTORIC REVOLUTION BEEN MORE MAGNIFISENT THAN IT WAS BEFORE?! NOW, MY PRETTIES!? CRUSH THE FUTURE, BACK INTO THE PAST?! (Laughs as the Carno-Rex-Erus unison roared!)"
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*Dr. Fozzil: "NEVER BEFORE HAS THE PREHISTORIC REVOLUTION BEEN MORE MAGNIFICENT THAN IT WAS BEFORE?! NOW, MY PRETTIES!? CRUSH THE FUTURE, BACK INTO THE PAST?! (Laughs as the Carno-Rex-Erus unison roared!)"
 
*Iago: "..... The Jurrassic World Series WISHES it had s*** like this."
 
*Iago: "..... The Jurrassic World Series WISHES it had s*** like this."
 
[[File:Lego Jurassic World Soundtrack Welcome to Jurassic World - Indominus Rex|thumb|center|250px|Carno-Rex-Erus Boss Theme]]
 
[[File:Lego Jurassic World Soundtrack Welcome to Jurassic World - Indominus Rex|thumb|center|250px|Carno-Rex-Erus Boss Theme]]
 
*Icky: "AW COME ON, WE ALREADY FOUGHT LIKE TWO COMBINED MONSTERS IN THE LAST TWO LEVELS?!"
 
*Icky: "AW COME ON, WE ALREADY FOUGHT LIKE TWO COMBINED MONSTERS IN THE LAST TWO LEVELS?!"
*Kolwalski: "Obviously, Vi-Tor could be just playing us at this point!"
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*Kowalski: "Obviously, Vi-Tor could be just playing us at this point!"
 
*Futter: "We suspect the mutated creature could be the doctor's shorce of control over the dina-saurs. Take it out, and he'll lose control!"
 
*Futter: "We suspect the mutated creature could be the doctor's shorce of control over the dina-saurs. Take it out, and he'll lose control!"
*Gazelle: "And exactly how does that three-headed beast be able to do this?"
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*Gazelle: "And exactly how was that three-headed beast able to do this?"
 
*Alexus: "Pixilumium. Trust me, like magic, it does NOT need to be explained too much. Ya just need to know that it just does."
 
*Alexus: "Pixilumium. Trust me, like magic, it does NOT need to be explained too much. Ya just need to know that it just does."
 
*Icky: More like an excuse to ignore lazy writing.
 
*Icky: More like an excuse to ignore lazy writing.
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*Deadpool's voice: "OKAY OKAY?! (Selects Continue)"
 
*Deadpool's voice: "OKAY OKAY?! (Selects Continue)"
 
*Bubbha: "...... Did, did, DID I JUST DONE DIE?!"
 
*Bubbha: "...... Did, did, DID I JUST DONE DIE?!"
*Icky: "Well thank god video game logic is always generious with do-overs, otherwise, you could've ended up the first chronologically dead louger, buddy!"
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*Icky: "Well thank god video game logic is always generous with do-overs, otherwise, you could've ended up the first chronologically dead louger, buddy!"
*Lurleane: "(Quietly) And thank the heavens that wasn't the case. I would've been nothing without him."
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*Lurleane: "(Quietly) And thank the heavens that weren't the case. I would've been nothing without him."
 
*Carno-Rex-Erus: ("I MAKE T-REXES CRY LIKE BABIES!!!") (He attacks the heroes as the music played in the background)
 
*Carno-Rex-Erus: ("I MAKE T-REXES CRY LIKE BABIES!!!") (He attacks the heroes as the music played in the background)
 
*Bryson: TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO RIP YOU APART!!! (He fired his cannon at the Carno-Rex-Erus as it had no effect as he tail lashes him into his teammates as his cannon lands on Nick and pins him down comically)
 
*Bryson: TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO RIP YOU APART!!! (He fired his cannon at the Carno-Rex-Erus as it had no effect as he tail lashes him into his teammates as his cannon lands on Nick and pins him down comically)
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*Iago: YEAH!! TRY GETTING UP FROM THAT!! OH WAIT, YOU CAN'T, CUZ YOUR A DINOSAUR!!! (Laughs)
 
*Iago: YEAH!! TRY GETTING UP FROM THAT!! OH WAIT, YOU CAN'T, CUZ YOUR A DINOSAUR!!! (Laughs)
 
*Dr. Fozzil: "Mockery will get you no-where! (Brings out a pixilumium powered defilifiver as he used it to bring Carno-Rex-Erus back into action)."
 
*Dr. Fozzil: "Mockery will get you no-where! (Brings out a pixilumium powered defilifiver as he used it to bring Carno-Rex-Erus back into action)."
*Icky: "(RAGE SCREAMS)?! THE ONLY THING WORSE THEN A BOSS THAT HEALS ITSELF?! A BOSS WITH REVIVEAL ABILITIES?!"
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*Icky: "(RAGE SCREAMS)?! THE ONLY THING WORSE THEN A BOSS THAT HEALS ITSELF?! A BOSS WITH REVIVAL ABILITIES?!"
 
*Deadpool's voice: "Oh yeah, those kind of guys SUCK BALLS?!"
 
*Deadpool's voice: "Oh yeah, those kind of guys SUCK BALLS?!"
*Icky: "Okay, next time we take down the Cerberus-esed dino, LET'S BE SURE TO KNOCK THE FREAKING DOCTOR WITH HIM?!"
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*Icky: "Okay, next time we take down the Cerberus-eqsed dino, LET'S BE SURE TO KNOCK THE FREAKING DOCTOR WITH HIM?!"
 
*Dr. Fossil: Go ahead and try.
 
*Dr. Fossil: Go ahead and try.
 
*Thunderclap: SURE THING, ASSHOLE!!! (The Dactyls charged in as Carno-Rex-Erus bit Coldfront's wing, shook him around comically, smacked the other Dactyls with him, and threw him into the way of a monorail as the GTA wasted played, then the death screen returned)
 
*Thunderclap: SURE THING, ASSHOLE!!! (The Dactyls charged in as Carno-Rex-Erus bit Coldfront's wing, shook him around comically, smacked the other Dactyls with him, and threw him into the way of a monorail as the GTA wasted played, then the death screen returned)
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*Razoff: (Aiming his blunderbuss) One shot... One bullet.... Wait, do dinosaurs have two brains or one?
 
*Razoff: (Aiming his blunderbuss) One shot... One bullet.... Wait, do dinosaurs have two brains or one?
 
*Kowalski: Ugh, that's just a popular misconception! Still baffles me why that theory even exists!
 
*Kowalski: Ugh, that's just a popular misconception! Still baffles me why that theory even exists!
*Private: "Well, tecnecally, it has three brains, for it has three heads. (Notes that the Carno-Rex-Erus has three heads, two the Carnotaurs, and the middle Fantasia Rex)...."
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*Private: "Well, technically, it has three brains, for it has three heads. (Notes that the Carno-Rex-Erus has three heads, two the Carnotaurs, and the middle Fantasia Rex)...."
*Kolwalski:... Touché
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*Kowalski:... Touché
*Razoff: Whatever! I'll shoot down the middle head since that's the biggest! (He fires as it hit the dinosaur in the head) DIRECT HIT!!! (The Carno-Rex-Erus looks completely find and looks at Razoff angerly)..... WHAT GIVES?! I GAVE A PERFECT HEAD-SHOT, IT SHOULD BE DEAD?!"
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*Razoff: Whatever! I'll shoot down the middle head since that's the biggest! (He fires as it hit the dinosaur in the head) DIRECT HIT!!! (The Carno-Rex-Erus looks completely fine and looks at Razoff angerly)..... WHAT GIVES?! I GAVE A PERFECT HEAD-SHOT, IT SHOULD BE DEAD?!"
*Icky: "Dude, these game-a-fived universe clearly doesn't work on Call of Duty logic, even if you shot that thing in the penis, it would still count as a normal hit. Otherwise, ya would think it be WAY easier to play Monster Hunter if it was based on realistic expectations."
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*Icky: "Dude, these game-a-fived universes clearly doesn't work on Call of Duty logic, even if you shot that thing in the penis, it would still count as a normal hit. Otherwise, ya would think it be WAY easier to play Monster Hunter if it was based on realistic expectations."
 
*Razoff looked at the angry Carno-Rex-Erus..... Razoff laughed nerviously....
 
*Razoff looked at the angry Carno-Rex-Erus..... Razoff laughed nerviously....
 
*Razoff: "..... Uh, sorry? (Nervous smile)."
 
*Razoff: "..... Uh, sorry? (Nervous smile)."
 
*Dr. Fossil: Who are the jokes now?
 
*Dr. Fossil: Who are the jokes now?
*Lurleane: Still you, ugly! (She was thrown by the Carno-Rex-Erus and the GTA wasted scene played) (Was brought back after Deadpool selected continue)..... Now I understand why we mortal folk fear death.
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*Lurlene: Still you, ugly! (She was thrown by the Carno-Rex-Erus and the GTA wasted scene played) (Was brought back after Deadpool selected continue)..... Now I understand why we mortal folk fear death.
 
*Dr. Fossil: You were saying? (Carn-Rex-Erus roared as Jurassic Park raptor noises were heard as an entire army of giant Omicronized velociraptors came in covered in purple feathers, glowing purple eyes, and large colorful glowing frills)
 
*Dr. Fossil: You were saying? (Carn-Rex-Erus roared as Jurassic Park raptor noises were heard as an entire army of giant Omicronized velociraptors came in covered in purple feathers, glowing purple eyes, and large colorful glowing frills)
 
*Icky: Oh HELL no!
 
*Icky: Oh HELL no!
 
*Dr. Fossil: (Flying above) Oh HELL YES! ATTAAACK!!!
 
*Dr. Fossil: (Flying above) Oh HELL YES! ATTAAACK!!!
 
*Pain: (He and Panic shapeshift into a two-headed dragon and roared at them as they just ganged up and attacked from all directions)
 
*Pain: (He and Panic shapeshift into a two-headed dragon and roared at them as they just ganged up and attacked from all directions)
*Bubbha: Guys, raptors ain't gonna be intimidated that easily. Especially not these lil hillbillies! (Some raptors act as snipers firing blobs of pixellanium at them from a distance)
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*Bubbha: Guys, raptors ain't gonna be intimidated that easily. Especially not these lil' hillbillies! (Some raptors act as snipers firing blobs of pixellanium at them from a distance)
 
*Futter: LODGERS, INCOMING!! (He fires his gun stopping the blobs and the raptors)
 
*Futter: LODGERS, INCOMING!! (He fires his gun stopping the blobs and the raptors)
 
*Po: Thanks, General! (He was pinned and holding back the snapping jaws of a raptor)
 
*Po: Thanks, General! (He was pinned and holding back the snapping jaws of a raptor)
 
*Private: (As the Penguins set the boat steering wheel trap) Come and get it! (The raptors attacked and fell into the trap)
 
*Private: (As the Penguins set the boat steering wheel trap) Come and get it! (The raptors attacked and fell into the trap)
 
*(Deadpool): (Chuckles) Child's play- (A giant raptor arrived as it was the Alpha Raptor)... Spoke too soon.
 
*(Deadpool): (Chuckles) Child's play- (A giant raptor arrived as it was the Alpha Raptor)... Spoke too soon.
*Tito: Dang, Fossil, you outdone yo self!
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*Tito: Dang, Fossil, you'd outdone yer self!
 
*Francis: Don't compliment villains, they'll never let us hear the end of it!
 
*Francis: Don't compliment villains, they'll never let us hear the end of it!
 
*Dr. Fossil: Too late! I'll glout about this later! ATTACK, ALPHA!!! (The alpha unleashed a pixellanium fire breath that the heroes avoided)
 
*Dr. Fossil: Too late! I'll glout about this later! ATTACK, ALPHA!!! (The alpha unleashed a pixellanium fire breath that the heroes avoided)
 
*LaSola: (She blasted at Fossil as the blast ricocheted across the area and hit the Carna-Rex-Erus)... (The blast exploded and destroyed the creature and spilling out all the pixellanium and demutating the raptors that were overwhelming the heroes)
 
*LaSola: (She blasted at Fossil as the blast ricocheted across the area and hit the Carna-Rex-Erus)... (The blast exploded and destroyed the creature and spilling out all the pixellanium and demutating the raptors that were overwhelming the heroes)
*Icky: "..... And basicly we killed the Carnos again and killed Fantasia Rex for a first time."
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*Icky: "..... And basically we killed the Carnos again and killed Fantasia Rex for a first time."
*Iago: "Well it ain't like the Leage's reserection policy and/or that we're under video game logic wouldn't render that moot."
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*Iago: "Well it ain't like the League's resurrection policy and/or that we're under video game logic wouldn't render that moot."
 
*Dr. Fossil: NOOO, NONONONONO!!!
 
*Dr. Fossil: NOOO, NONONONONO!!!
 
*Alexus: Alright, Dino! Time to take your medicine! (She fires a dart full of pixellanium antidote at him and changes him back)...
 
*Alexus: Alright, Dino! Time to take your medicine! (She fires a dart full of pixellanium antidote at him and changes him back)...
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*Squidward: Well, you're still going to be fixing a lot of s*** regardless.
 
*Squidward: Well, you're still going to be fixing a lot of s*** regardless.
 
*(Deadpool): Teehee! That was fun! Now what's next? (Turns on the level select summery
 
*(Deadpool): Teehee! That was fun! Now what's next? (Turns on the level select summery
*(Ralth): Bikini Bottom. The Chum Bucket was reported to have created a large Pixilumium titan.
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*(Ralph): Bikini Bottom. The Chum Bucket was reported to have created a large Pixilumium titan.
 
*(Sandy): Well whaddiya waitin on? We got to go there quick- (Deadpool selected Bikini Bottom)
 
*(Sandy): Well whaddiya waitin on? We got to go there quick- (Deadpool selected Bikini Bottom)
 
Bikini Bottom
 
Bikini Bottom
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*Tiffany: Yeah ya pervert!
 
*Tiffany: Yeah ya pervert!
 
*Tiffany/Alexus: ("Besides, I have eyes for another.") (The two stare at Ralph)
 
*Tiffany/Alexus: ("Besides, I have eyes for another.") (The two stare at Ralph)
*Gazelle: ".... I kinda have to complain about the impracticalness of women always getting sexualized armor, or alot of clothing for that matter in things not kid friendiler games, and not anything more practical."
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*Gazelle: ".... I kinda have to complain about the impracticalness of women always getting sexualized armor, or not having alot of clothing for that matter in things not kid friendlier games, and not anything more practical."
*Icky: "Ya do that, you would go to the dangerious un-returnable levels of Anita Sharkisian levels of political correctness, and you would DIFFENTLY want to stay clear of that."
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*Icky: "Ya do that, you would go to the dangerious un-returnable depths of Anita Sharkisian levels of political correctness, and you would DIFFIDENTLY want to stay clear of that."
 
*Gazelle: "Fair enough, but just saying that realisiticly, this scandelly-cladness shouldn't really protect anyone."
 
*Gazelle: "Fair enough, but just saying that realisiticly, this scandelly-cladness shouldn't really protect anyone."
 
*Duke: "Well, the universes' are under video game logic at the moment, so, just, roll with it for now."
 
*Duke: "Well, the universes' are under video game logic at the moment, so, just, roll with it for now."
*Spongebob: "(They approach Downtown Bikini Bottom)... Well..... Bikini Bottom doesn't look too worse for wear. (A lazer zaps a building and reduses it to ashes!)"
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*Spongebob: "(They approach Downtown Bikini Bottom)... Well..... Bikini Bottom doesn't look too worse for wear. (A lazer zaps a building and reduces it to ashes!)"
 
*Plankton was now a Kaiju giant!
 
*Plankton was now a Kaiju giant!
 
*Plankton: "I see you! (Fires eye lazer) ZAP! I see you, ZAP?! (Fires it again!) I see you.... ZAP?! (Fires another lazer). (Found the Krusty Krab) Oh look, it's the krusty krab, home of the Krabby Patty.... (Stomps on it) CRUSH?! (Grabs the sign and starts licking it) Lick-lick."
 
*Plankton: "I see you! (Fires eye lazer) ZAP! I see you, ZAP?! (Fires it again!) I see you.... ZAP?! (Fires another lazer). (Found the Krusty Krab) Oh look, it's the krusty krab, home of the Krabby Patty.... (Stomps on it) CRUSH?! (Grabs the sign and starts licking it) Lick-lick."
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*Mr. Krabs: MONSTEEEERRRR!!! (Plankton saw the heroes)... Oops.
 
*Mr. Krabs: MONSTEEEERRRR!!! (Plankton saw the heroes)... Oops.
 
*Squidward: "Oh sure, because OOPS fixes EVERYTHING, NOW DOES IT?!"
 
*Squidward: "Oh sure, because OOPS fixes EVERYTHING, NOW DOES IT?!"
*Plankton: ".... (Darkly) I see you."
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*Plankton: "... (Evil chuckle)."
 
[[File:Spongebob Creature from the Krusty Krab Music - Revenge of the Giant Plankton Monster|thumb|center|250px|Kaiju Plankton Boss Theme]]
 
[[File:Spongebob Creature from the Krusty Krab Music - Revenge of the Giant Plankton Monster|thumb|center|250px|Kaiju Plankton Boss Theme]]
 
*Spongebob: "OH NO?! IT'S LIKE PLANKTON'S DREAM ALL OVER AGAIN?!"
 
*Spongebob: "OH NO?! IT'S LIKE PLANKTON'S DREAM ALL OVER AGAIN?!"
 
*Sandy: "Or that time Mr. Krabs' wishing well made him taller!"
 
*Sandy: "Or that time Mr. Krabs' wishing well made him taller!"
 
*Patrick: "Or pretty much "Creature from the Krusty Krab" all over again."
 
*Patrick: "Or pretty much "Creature from the Krusty Krab" all over again."
*Nick: Please, it's technically the same. CFTKK is just Sleepy Time turned into an overly-maxed video game now co-staring Patrick and Plankton alongside SpongeBob.
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*Nick: Please, it's technically the same. CFTKK is just Sleepy Time turned into an overly-maxed video game now co-starring Patrick and Plankton.
 
*SpongeBob: Yeesh, who said you needed to be technical here?
 
*SpongeBob: Yeesh, who said you needed to be technical here?
*Plankton: ZAP!! (They dodged the laser eye which turned the patch into something of his likeness via pixellanium while some of it leaked into the water)
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*Plankton: (Darkly) I see you..... ZAP!! (They dodged the laser eye which turned the patch into something of his likeness via pixellanium while some of it leaked into the water)
 
*Ralph: Oh no, the pixellanium is leaking into the water. That's not good.
 
*Ralph: Oh no, the pixellanium is leaking into the water. That's not good.
 
*Private: Why, is it like an oil spill?
 
*Private: Why, is it like an oil spill?
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*Plankton: Going somewhere?
 
*Plankton: Going somewhere?
 
*Sandy: No?
 
*Sandy: No?
*Plankton: (Thundera struck him with lightning) OOOWW!!!... OKAY, HOW DID THAT NOT BACKFIRE AT YOU AND ZAP YOU AS WELL SINCE WATER AND ELECTRISITY ARE NOT USUALLY A GOOD COMBINATION?!
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*Plankton: (Thundera struck him with lightning) OOOWW!!!... OKAY, HOW DID THAT NOT BACKFIRE AT YOU AND ZAP YOU AS WELL SINCE WATER AND ELECTRICITY ARE NOT USUALLY A GOOD COMBINATION?!
 
*Sandy: ASK ANY JELLYFISH IN THIS WORLD!!! PLUS YOUR ANTENNAE ARE CREATING AN ELECTRIC CHARGE!!!! DON'T ASK STUPID QUESTIONS, GENIUS!!!
 
*Sandy: ASK ANY JELLYFISH IN THIS WORLD!!! PLUS YOUR ANTENNAE ARE CREATING AN ELECTRIC CHARGE!!!! DON'T ASK STUPID QUESTIONS, GENIUS!!!
 
*Plankton: Urrrgh!! CONFOUND THE FICKLE NATURE OF VIDEO GAME AND CARTOON LOGIC?! (He picks up multiple boatmobiles and threw them) CAR CRASH IMMINENT!!! (They dodged with random comical car noises until Sandy used physics and Deadpool's control to redirect a car into Plankton's face) OUCH!!! Accursed lack of depth perception!! YA THINK BEING CHANGED BY VI-TOR WOULD'VE GRANTED ME A SECOND EYE!!!! Whatever, time for Plan B!!
 
*Plankton: Urrrgh!! CONFOUND THE FICKLE NATURE OF VIDEO GAME AND CARTOON LOGIC?! (He picks up multiple boatmobiles and threw them) CAR CRASH IMMINENT!!! (They dodged with random comical car noises until Sandy used physics and Deadpool's control to redirect a car into Plankton's face) OUCH!!! Accursed lack of depth perception!! YA THINK BEING CHANGED BY VI-TOR WOULD'VE GRANTED ME A SECOND EYE!!!! Whatever, time for Plan B!!
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*(Alexus): Duh!
 
*(Alexus): Duh!
 
*Ralph: Guys, Alexus' suit is damaged. She's activating her homing beacon so we can find her. We just need to find a way past Plankton.
 
*Ralph: Guys, Alexus' suit is damaged. She's activating her homing beacon so we can find her. We just need to find a way past Plankton.
*(Deadpool): (Is given a decision branch of rush through, take a detour, or run the f*** away)... Eh, detour sounds much funner. (He selects B)
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*(Deadpool): (Is given a decision branch of rush through, take a detour, or run the f*** away)... Eh, detour sounds much funnier. (He selects B)
 
*Lord Shen:... I think I have an idea. (They approach a satellite tower and Plankton saw them)
 
*Lord Shen:... I think I have an idea. (They approach a satellite tower and Plankton saw them)
 
*Plankton: FEAR MEEEE!!! (He fired his eye laser as they used the satellite to rebound it back) DYAAAAAA!!!!!... I never learn, do I?
 
*Plankton: FEAR MEEEE!!! (He fired his eye laser as they used the satellite to rebound it back) DYAAAAAA!!!!!... I never learn, do I?
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*Karen: Oh, mock my marriage huh? Well I was only gonna waste you people because it's Vi-Tor's will, but now you made it personal! It's time to die!
 
*Karen: Oh, mock my marriage huh? Well I was only gonna waste you people because it's Vi-Tor's will, but now you made it personal! It's time to die!
 
*Skipper: We don't have TIME to die. (She fired her cannons as the heroes, via Deadpool's control, fought her off long enough for the ray to charge)
 
*Skipper: We don't have TIME to die. (She fired her cannons as the heroes, via Deadpool's control, fought her off long enough for the ray to charge)
*Alexus: FIRE IN THE HOLE!!! (She fired and Plankton was turned back to normal as his electric antenna was cut of it's control on everything as his damage was undone)... DIRECT HIT!
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*Alexus: FIRE IN THE HOLE!!! (She fired and Plankton was turned back to normal as his electric antenna was cut of its control on everything as his damage was undone)... DIRECT HIT!
 
*Plankton and Karen were normal now!
 
*Plankton and Karen were normal now!
 
*Plankton: "...... Karen, what happened?"
 
*Plankton: "...... Karen, what happened?"
 
*Karen: "Well judging that I suddenly have some memory files missing, my best guess' that the mastermind behind the Omicron game characters being let out may involve the main ataginest of the games taking control of the villain teams, if us being here is an indication."
 
*Karen: "Well judging that I suddenly have some memory files missing, my best guess' that the mastermind behind the Omicron game characters being let out may involve the main ataginest of the games taking control of the villain teams, if us being here is an indication."
*Plankton: "Well, actselly yes, I do remember seeing Junjie in the middle of another stupid sceame, when I'm suddenly attacked by the Lougers' silly characters. Well, I hope that's the highlight of my humiliation toda- (Gets trapped in a jar while Karen gets disabled with a zapper)...... I hate it when I spoke things too soon."
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*Plankton: "Well, actselly yes, I do remember seeing Junjie in the middle of another stupid scheme, when I'm suddenly attacked by the Lougers' silly characters. Well, I hope that's the highlight of my humiliation toda- (Gets trapped in a jar while Karen gets disabled with a zapper)...... I hate it when I spoke things too soon."
 
*Mermaid Man and Barnicle Boy arrived!
 
*Mermaid Man and Barnicle Boy arrived!
 
*Mermaid Man: "HAVE NO FEAR, CITIZENS, MERMAID MAN AND BARNICLE BOY ARE-..... Uh, Barnicle Boy, where's the monster?"
 
*Mermaid Man: "HAVE NO FEAR, CITIZENS, MERMAID MAN AND BARNICLE BOY ARE-..... Uh, Barnicle Boy, where's the monster?"
*Barnicle Boy: "(Sees the Lougers)... Yup, just as I suspected, the Lougers already had it covered. (Quietly) Things like that are why we retired."
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*Barnacle Boy: "(Sees the Lougers)... Yup, just as I suspected, the Lougers already had it covered. (Quietly) Things like that are why we retired."
 
*Icky: "Hey, if it helps, at least you're here to keep an eye on Plankton and his Wife Simulator while we'll likely randomly pop away anytime now."
 
*Icky: "Hey, if it helps, at least you're here to keep an eye on Plankton and his Wife Simulator while we'll likely randomly pop away anytime now."
*Ralph: "And good timing too, because a world called "Mugshotra" has a problem to add to it's long list of dilemmas. (Deadpool activated the level summery) The Thug Tug Thugs have appeared in the Villains Channel Station and have infected the stations' current leader with Pixilumium. Now, a "Lord Tele-Viser" is using his channels to cause Omicron's Sindred City inhapience to appear emassed in Mugshotra."
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*Ralph: "And good timing too, because a world called "Mugshotra" has a problem to add to its long list of dilemmas. (Deadpool activated the level summary) The Thug Tug Thugs have appeared in the Villains Channel Station and have infected the stations' current leader with Pixilumium. Now, a "Lord Tele-Viser" is using his channels to cause Omicron's Sindred City inhabitance to appear amassed in Mugshotra."
 
*(Icky): ".... Ya know, tecnecally that's not as bad as it should be, cause Mugshotra is already filled with crime."
 
*(Icky): ".... Ya know, tecnecally that's not as bad as it should be, cause Mugshotra is already filled with crime."
 
*(Lord Shen): "But now it will also have a newly added problem of Pixilumium! We must go there and correct it!"
 
*(Lord Shen): "But now it will also have a newly added problem of Pixilumium! We must go there and correct it!"
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*The Heroes have now appeared in a Mugshotra city, as now, the Mugshotra thugs are seen having a gang war with the Sindred City enemies!
 
*The Heroes have now appeared in a Mugshotra city, as now, the Mugshotra thugs are seen having a gang war with the Sindred City enemies!
 
*Icky: "Awww, crap! Mugshotra and Sindred are having an epic criminal war!"
 
*Icky: "Awww, crap! Mugshotra and Sindred are having an epic criminal war!"
*Lord Shen: "Well in one hand, it's good that these lowlifes didn't automaticly befriended eachother, but at the same time, their conflict would be dangerious to traverse as both sides are enemies to us."
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*Lord Shen: "Well in one hand, it's good that these lowlifes didn't automatically befriended eachother, but at the same time, their conflict would be dangerious to traverse as both sides are enemies to us."
*Ralph: "Not to mention that if Vi-Tor is able to build something to have Lord Tele-Viser to spread Pixilumium enfluence across the planet, a crime war's the least of our worries. We need to find the Villains Channel Station."
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*Ralph: "Not to mention that if Vi-Tor is able to build something to have Lord Tele-Viser to spread Pixilumium influence across the planet, a crime war's the least of our worries. We need to find the Villains Channel Station."
 
*Nick: Wouldn't that be it right there? (They see a giant Omicronized tower with the Villains Channel logo on it)
 
*Nick: Wouldn't that be it right there? (They see a giant Omicronized tower with the Villains Channel logo on it)
 
*Fidget: (His jaw dropped wildly)...
 
*Fidget: (His jaw dropped wildly)...
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*Patrick: That doesn't sound phallic... Whatever that means.
 
*Patrick: That doesn't sound phallic... Whatever that means.
 
*Shrek: Picture that tower inside your head. Now picture it inside the thug leader's pants... And much smaller. (Patrick shrieks like a girl)
 
*Shrek: Picture that tower inside your head. Now picture it inside the thug leader's pants... And much smaller. (Patrick shrieks like a girl)
*Icky: "Oh great, you trumatised Patrick, Shrek. And you didn't even need to pull out those nasty memes about you."
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*Icky: "Oh great, you traumatized Patrick, Shrek. And you didn't even need to pull out those nasty memes about you."
 
*Shrek: "Can we NOT bring those into this?"
 
*Shrek: "Can we NOT bring those into this?"
 
*Donkey: "I DOUBLE THAT! I'm allergic to those since Deadpool's little tease."
 
*Donkey: "I DOUBLE THAT! I'm allergic to those since Deadpool's little tease."
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*Ralph: "Well, I can always pick out-"
 
*Ralph: "Well, I can always pick out-"
 
*A voice: "FIRE IN THE HOLE?!"
 
*A voice: "FIRE IN THE HOLE?!"
*A stray rocket laungher projectile was seen heading for the group, as everyone was forced to dodge under a quick time event that lead to the car BLOWING up!
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*A stray rocket launcher projectile was seen heading for the group, as everyone was forced to dodge under a quick time event that lead to the car BLOWING up!
 
*Icky: "..... And like that, there goes the car segment."
 
*Icky: "..... And like that, there goes the car segment."
*Ralph: ".... Aw nuts. Bad news team. I think this gang war's too chaotic for any vehicle to survive out here. And just going through all that is diffently out of the question. We'll have to improvise and just try to sneak around the fight instead."
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*Ralph: ".... Aw nuts. Bad news team. I think this gang war's too chaotic for any vehicle to survive out here. And just going through all that is diffidently out of the question. We'll have to improvise and just try to sneak around the fight instead."
 
*Iago: "Can't you just conjure up another car?!"
 
*Iago: "Can't you just conjure up another car?!"
*Ralph: "Can't. That car costed us points. It was expensive and costed us half our score. (Points to the Score Counter) See? We won't be able to get the high score if he spend too much all willy nilly."
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*Ralph: "Can't. It was expensive and costed us half our score. (Points to the Score Counter) See? That car, costed points. We won't be able to get the high score if he spend too much all willy nilly."
 
*Lord Shen: "...... Okay, not capitalising on going after Vi-Tor back in the Dragon Realms because of being the "First Level" I'm willing to pardon, BUT THIS?! You seriously can't conjure up another car because it would cost points?! AND FOR A SILLY HIGH SCORE?!"
 
*Lord Shen: "...... Okay, not capitalising on going after Vi-Tor back in the Dragon Realms because of being the "First Level" I'm willing to pardon, BUT THIS?! You seriously can't conjure up another car because it would cost points?! AND FOR A SILLY HIGH SCORE?!"
 
*Alexus: "Hey, it's not just that. (Brings out the price tag selection) Have you even seen the prices of these things?"
 
*Alexus: "Hey, it's not just that. (Brings out the price tag selection) Have you even seen the prices of these things?"
 
*The car was seen being worth 10000 points.
 
*The car was seen being worth 10000 points.
 
*Mr. Krabs bugged eyed!
 
*Mr. Krabs bugged eyed!
*Sandy: ".... Well, that's, appearently a thing."
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*Sandy: ".... Well, that's, apparently a thing."
 
*Icky: "Well can't we just grind for more points then? I mean, we are in a middle of a gang war and that those Sindred guys are from your game, sooooo."
 
*Icky: "Well can't we just grind for more points then? I mean, we are in a middle of a gang war and that those Sindred guys are from your game, sooooo."
 
*Silence.
 
*Silence.
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*Max: FREEZE, SQUARES!!! WE'RE PACKING HEAT!!!!
 
*Max: FREEZE, SQUARES!!! WE'RE PACKING HEAT!!!!
 
*Nick:... Nobody's here.
 
*Nick:... Nobody's here.
*Ralph: And this place may be booby trapped.
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*Ralph: And this place may be booby-trapped.
 
*(Deadpool): (Chuckles) You said 'booby'.
 
*(Deadpool): (Chuckles) You said 'booby'.
 
*(YB Deadpool): AND 'traps'.
 
*(YB Deadpool): AND 'traps'.
 
*Skipper: Will you shut your boobies, you boobs? We need to get to that thug leader. And we need to be VEEEEEEEEEERY quiet-
 
*Skipper: Will you shut your boobies, you boobs? We need to get to that thug leader. And we need to be VEEEEEEEEEERY quiet-
 
*???: HEEEEEEY!!!
 
*???: HEEEEEEY!!!
*Skipper: Okay, we clearly need to be more quiet than that. (They were surrounded by The Thug Tug thugs)... Well they're fish anyway-
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*Skipper: Okay, we clearly need to be quieter than that. (They were surrounded by The Thug Tug thugs)... Well they're fish anyway-
 
*Kowalski: CAN WE NOT?!?
 
*Kowalski: CAN WE NOT?!?
 
*Ralph: Where is your leader?
 
*Ralph: Where is your leader?
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*Gazelle got a sudden idea.
 
*Gazelle got a sudden idea.
 
*Gazelle: "(Seductive) Oh really boys? (Gets the Thugs attention) Your not sharing your leader's location? Aww, that makes me sad."
 
*Gazelle: "(Seductive) Oh really boys? (Gets the Thugs attention) Your not sharing your leader's location? Aww, that makes me sad."
*Thug 2: "...... VICTOR'S WITH TELE-VISIER IN THAT FREAKY TV OFFICE THING TALKING ABOUT THE PLANS FOR MAKING A PIXILUMIUM STATLIGHT TO DIGITISED THE UNIVERSE FASTER?!"
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*Thug 2: "...... VICTOR'S WITH TELE-VISIER IN THAT FREAKY TV OFFICE THING TALKING ABOUT THE PLANS FOR MAKING A PIXILUMIUM STATiLIGHT TO DIGITISED THE UNIVERSE FASTER?!"
 
*???: "AW THANKS ALOT, YOU VIRGINS?!"
 
*???: "AW THANKS ALOT, YOU VIRGINS?!"
 
*Victor, the Thug Tug Boss Leader, was seen with an Omicronised Body!
 
*Victor, the Thug Tug Boss Leader, was seen with an Omicronised Body!
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[[File:The Spongebob Movie Game Music - Bubble Blowing Baby Hunt|thumb|center|250px]]
 
[[File:The Spongebob Movie Game Music - Bubble Blowing Baby Hunt|thumb|center|250px]]
 
*The Thugs charged as a battle ensued!
 
*The Thugs charged as a battle ensued!
*YB Deadpool: "So, is this like a mini boss or an enemy wave?"
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*YB Deadpool: "So, is this like a mini-boss or an enemy wave?"
 
*WB Deadpool: "Or both."
 
*WB Deadpool: "Or both."
 
*(Deadpool): Could be both. Now let's kick some bubble butt!!
 
*(Deadpool): Could be both. Now let's kick some bubble butt!!
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*Ethan: There. These clowns are out of the way. Now, let's find Tele-Viser and get this over with. (They attacked as Deadpool guided them around)
 
*Ethan: There. These clowns are out of the way. Now, let's find Tele-Viser and get this over with. (They attacked as Deadpool guided them around)
 
*SpongeBob: Geez, how big did Vi-Tor make this place? It looks identical to the Thug Tug in our movie video game, needlessly extended internally for the sake of a playable level.
 
*SpongeBob: Geez, how big did Vi-Tor make this place? It looks identical to the Thug Tug in our movie video game, needlessly extended internally for the sake of a playable level.
*Gilda: Eh, doesn't matter. We'll get through it. (They went through similar levels including button-activated platforms over pits of deadly pixellanium or lava, smashing through weak floors, rebounding projectiles, and even the disco ball sector) GEEZ, WHO DESIGNED THIS PLACE?! (Fidget was about to answer) It was rhetorical, Fidget! (They finally made it after more traversing the tower and it's obstacles)
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*Gilda: Eh, doesn't matter. We'll get through it. (They went through similar levels including button-activated platforms over pits of deadly pixellanium or lava, smashing through weak floors, rebounding projectiles, and even the disco ball sector) GEEZ, WHO DESIGNED THIS PLACE?! (Fidget was about to answer) It was rhetorical, Fidget! (They finally made it after more traversing the tower and its obstacles)
 
*SpongeBob: Ah, this is the life. Saving the UUniverses one hapless soul at a time.
 
*SpongeBob: Ah, this is the life. Saving the UUniverses one hapless soul at a time.
 
*Squidward: Yeah it's definitely a game... BECAUSE THAT WAS A QUOTE FROM YOUR MOVIE GAME!!!
 
*Squidward: Yeah it's definitely a game... BECAUSE THAT WAS A QUOTE FROM YOUR MOVIE GAME!!!
 
*Gilda: Who cares? We got Tele-Viser right where we want him!
 
*Gilda: Who cares? We got Tele-Viser right where we want him!
*???: "Au contraire, friends. (The Top of the Tower suddenly turned into an arena.) What kind of a Mugshotrian Business man would I be if I never prepared for hero trouble?"
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*???: "Au contraire, friends. (The Top of the Tower suddenly turned into an arena.) What kind of a Mugshotrian Businessman would I be if I never prepared for hero trouble?"
*Tele-Visor's advisers and helpers appeared randomly, as a giant almost familier tv monster form rose from the ground, it is Tele-Visor given an Omicron make-over.
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*Tele-Visor's advisers and helpers appeared randomly, as a giant almost familiar tv monster form rose from the ground, it is Tele-Visor given an Omicron make-over.
 
[[File:Newsies (Original Broadway Cast Recording) - 4. The Bottom Line|thumb|center|250px|Lord Tele-Viser's Introduction Song]]
 
[[File:Newsies (Original Broadway Cast Recording) - 4. The Bottom Line|thumb|center|250px|Lord Tele-Viser's Introduction Song]]
 
*Icky: "..... Dude, did you REALLY needed to sing that?"
 
*Icky: "..... Dude, did you REALLY needed to sing that?"
*Tele-Viser: "Hey now, I just figured I get to do a little song and dance number.... To make it the last one you'll ever get?! (The Boss Battle Music started to play as his staff began producing electrisity) Now how's about an all access pass straight into HEAVEN, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN?!"
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*Tele-Viser: "Hey now, I just figured I get to do a little song and dance number.... To make it the last one you'll ever get?! (The Boss Battle Music started to play as his staff began producing electricity) Now how's about an all-access pass straight into HEAVEN, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN?!"
 
[[File:The Simpsons Hit & Run Soundtrack - Cell-Outs|thumb|center|250px|Tele-Viser's Boss Theme]]
 
[[File:The Simpsons Hit & Run Soundtrack - Cell-Outs|thumb|center|250px|Tele-Viser's Boss Theme]]
 
*YB Deadpool: "OH, THE SIMPSONS HIT & RUN!? That game was great! Too bad that graphically, it hasn't aged too well."
 
*YB Deadpool: "OH, THE SIMPSONS HIT & RUN!? That game was great! Too bad that graphically, it hasn't aged too well."
*WB Deadpool: "To be fair, neither has the show itself now-a-days."
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*WB Deadpool: "To be fair, neither has the show itself nowadays."
 
*YB and WB Deadpools: "AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
 
*YB and WB Deadpools: "AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
*Tele-Viser: Hey hush up! Don't think that the owner of a well reknown underground TV channel wasn't blessed with the power of knowing beyond the forth wall, ninja boy! We'll see you keep that's attitude when I have your butts killed and have the whole thing published on the VC.
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*Tele-Viser: Hey hush up! Don't think that the owner of a well reknown underground TV channel wasn't blessed with the power of knowing beyond the forth wall, ninja boy! We'll see you keep that attitude when I have your butts killed and have the whole thing published on the VC.
 
*(Deadpool): We were going to say the same thing about you. Crazy TV robot destroyed in the hands of misfit heroes controlled by super sexpot mercenary. Story at 11:00!
 
*(Deadpool): We were going to say the same thing about you. Crazy TV robot destroyed in the hands of misfit heroes controlled by super sexpot mercenary. Story at 11:00!
 
*Tele-Viser: Keep talking! (He aimed his electric staff) It makes things easier to hit!
 
*Tele-Viser: Keep talking! (He aimed his electric staff) It makes things easier to hit!
*Icky: "So, I guess this is tecnecally us getting even with you for your part in exposing Celestia's skeletail closet, buddy."
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*Icky: "So, I guess this is technically us getting even with you for your part in exposing Celestia's skeletal closet, buddy."
*Lord Shen: "Oh I am espeically unfond of you for that, you giant television beast of unindiscribale origin, hence why my oppertunity to have you harmed, Vi-Tor's doing or not, shall be very statisfying."
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*Lord Shen: "Oh I am espeically unfond of you for that, you giant television beast of unindiscribale origin, hence why my opportunity to have you harmed, Vi-Tor's doing or not, shall be very satisfying."
 
*Tele-Visor: "Well, someone has grudge issues."
 
*Tele-Visor: "Well, someone has grudge issues."
*Lord Shen: That can't exactly be helped with what you had pulled?! You played a role in nearly costing Equestria of Celestia! You can hide behind how the Professor got you to forsake Qui the moment the sevrity of your actions have awoken you all you want! But I know you mainly did it to protect Villains Channel from scrutanity, not entirely out of remorse. That's why, I have longed for any excuse to combat you myself one day since that insodent. And you becoming a pawn of Vi-Tor? More perfect then I can ever imagine. The fact you are a use to him to digifying the universe is mainly just an excuse to confront you at all. Now let's see what you've got!
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*Lord Shen: That can't exactly be helped with what you had pulled?! You played a role in nearly costing Equestria of Celestia! You can hide behind how the Professor got you to forsake Qui the moment the severity of your actions have awoken you all you want! But I know you mainly did it to protect Villains Channel from scrutanity, not entirely out of remorse. That's why, I have longed for any excuse to combat you myself one day since that incident. And you becoming a pawn of Vi-Tor? More perfect then I can ever imagine. The fact you are a use to him to digifying the universe is mainly just an excuse to confront you at all. Now let's see what you've got!
 
*Tele-Visor: With PLEASURE! (He fires everything he had as the music continued and Deadpool QTEs them around)
 
*Tele-Visor: With PLEASURE! (He fires everything he had as the music continued and Deadpool QTEs them around)
 
*Spyro: (He and Cynder fired their breaths at him, Shrek and Patrick tossed things at him, SpongeBob and Sandy rebounded projectiles, and Team Scattergood attacked and tried to remove the pixellanium from his system)
 
*Spyro: (He and Cynder fired their breaths at him, Shrek and Patrick tossed things at him, SpongeBob and Sandy rebounded projectiles, and Team Scattergood attacked and tried to remove the pixellanium from his system)
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*Icky: "Oh like you have more calmer reaction to when your weapons go bust, Wade!"
 
*Icky: "Oh like you have more calmer reaction to when your weapons go bust, Wade!"
 
*(Deadpool): ".... Touché."
 
*(Deadpool): ".... Touché."
*Tele-Visor was turned to normal without the battery, but because he lacked a battery, was still de-activated. As an effect, Tele-Visors' stooages were turned back to normal as well.
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*Tele-Visor was turned to normal without the battery, but because he lacked a battery, was still de-activated. As an effect, Tele-Visors' stooges were turned back to normal as well.
 
*Chizibelle: "(Sees the defeated Tele-Visor).... AW CRUD, THE BOSS IS WITHOUT A BATTERY?! QUICK?! WE NEED TO GET HIM TO THE BATTERY STATION?!"
 
*Chizibelle: "(Sees the defeated Tele-Visor).... AW CRUD, THE BOSS IS WITHOUT A BATTERY?! QUICK?! WE NEED TO GET HIM TO THE BATTERY STATION?!"
 
*Strex: "BUT WHAT THE HECK EVEN HAPPENED?!"
 
*Strex: "BUT WHAT THE HECK EVEN HAPPENED?!"
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*Webber: "WE'LL WORRY ABOUT WHAT OCCURED, LATER?! RIGHT NOW, THE BOSS NEED HELP?!"
 
*Webber: "WE'LL WORRY ABOUT WHAT OCCURED, LATER?! RIGHT NOW, THE BOSS NEED HELP?!"
 
*Walker: "No doubt about that!"
 
*Walker: "No doubt about that!"
*The Stooages rush in and began dragging Tele-Visor away.
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*The Stooges rush in and began dragging Tele-Visor away.
*Ralph: "..... Let's not worry about them. They have little ability to be a real concern to us in any which way, now that they're free of Vi-Tor's enfluence. And because we have a bigger concern to attend with."
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*Ralph: "..... Let's not worry about them. They have little ability to be a real concern to us in any which way, now that they're free of Vi-Tor's influence. And because we have a bigger concern to attend with."
 
*Deadpool opened up the summery.
 
*Deadpool opened up the summery.
 
*(Ralph): "(As in the summery) Some unaffected villains were reported to have captured an Omicronised Agent of Vi-Tor, named "Medusa", in the swamp planet Poi-Son, and now this group plans to uncover the Pixilumium's secrets to figure out how to control Vi-Tor."
 
*(Ralph): "(As in the summery) Some unaffected villains were reported to have captured an Omicronised Agent of Vi-Tor, named "Medusa", in the swamp planet Poi-Son, and now this group plans to uncover the Pixilumium's secrets to figure out how to control Vi-Tor."
 
*(Icky): "More like giving him an idea who to infect next."
 
*(Icky): "More like giving him an idea who to infect next."
*(Ralph): "That's not all. A powerful scarlet colored dragon was sighted there, along with two cyber-connected birds."
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*(Ralph): "That's not all. A powerful scarlet-colored dragon was sighted there, along with two cyber-connected birds."
 
*(Lord Shen): "Oh bother, looks like Alister and Jasmine must've taken a vacation to Poi-Son."
 
*(Lord Shen): "Oh bother, looks like Alister and Jasmine must've taken a vacation to Poi-Son."
 
*(Cynder): "Wait..... Scarlet Dragon?..... OH NO?! MOTHER!?"
 
*(Cynder): "Wait..... Scarlet Dragon?..... OH NO?! MOTHER!?"
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*Cynder: "Guys, I think my mother is the scarlet dragon captured!"
 
*Cynder: "Guys, I think my mother is the scarlet dragon captured!"
 
*Sparx: Yeah, we kinda guessed, Ms. Obvious.
 
*Sparx: Yeah, we kinda guessed, Ms. Obvious.
*Spyro: Sparx, can you go one day without being a smartaleck?
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*Spyro: Sparx, can you go one day without being a smart-aleck?
*Icky: "Well in that case, who wants to bet that it's Professor Eagle-Freak and the gang desiding to show up in a bad time once more?"
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*Icky: "Well in that case, who wants to bet that it's Professor Eagle-Freak and the gang deciding to show up in a bad time once more?"
 
*Sandy: "Well since I can see that Hank's old lab is restored, it's all but a forgone conclusion. Hank's bad enough on his own, but him with pixellanium? I can only imagine the horrors he could make!"
 
*Sandy: "Well since I can see that Hank's old lab is restored, it's all but a forgone conclusion. Hank's bad enough on his own, but him with pixellanium? I can only imagine the horrors he could make!"
*Icky: "But that's just leaves one thing: What's Qui doing here?"
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*Icky: "But that just leaves one thing: What's Qui doing here?"
 
*Cynder: Don't call her that anymore.
 
*Cynder: Don't call her that anymore.
*Icky: I know I know, her name's Quidilin now, it's just Qui has a more, brand reconition. Just, roll with it, okay?
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*Icky: I know I know, her name's Quidilin now, it's just Qui has a more, brand recognition quality to it. Just, roll with it, okay?
 
*Cynder: ".... (Sighs), At least you do acknowledge the name. She said she was visiting for Mother's day."
 
*Cynder: ".... (Sighs), At least you do acknowledge the name. She said she was visiting for Mother's day."
 
*Spongebob: "D'awww, that's sweet.... Though, I thought that was a few more weeks away.
 
*Spongebob: "D'awww, that's sweet.... Though, I thought that was a few more weeks away.
*Deadpool's voice: "Well tecnecally, it's may now-"
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*Deadpool's voice: "Well technically, it's may now-"
 
*Icky: "The story got started in April, Deadpool. So pretend that everything still in that time."
 
*Icky: "The story got started in April, Deadpool. So pretend that everything still in that time."
 
*Cynder: She's taking a vacation around Mother's Day. I'm just worried since I'm still connecting with her.
 
*Cynder: She's taking a vacation around Mother's Day. I'm just worried since I'm still connecting with her.
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*Cynder: "That's the thing. It might not be Hanks worms."
 
*Cynder: "That's the thing. It might not be Hanks worms."
 
*Alex: Well let's not stand around and share fear stories! Let's go! (Tremors were heard as a combination of the Piranhaconda, Whalewolf, Pteracuda, Dinoshark, The Host Monster, Placid Crocodiles, and the Bering Sea Beasts came out of the contaminated water, letting out a roar and breathing purple pixellanium fire)... Are.....
 
*Alex: Well let's not stand around and share fear stories! Let's go! (Tremors were heard as a combination of the Piranhaconda, Whalewolf, Pteracuda, Dinoshark, The Host Monster, Placid Crocodiles, and the Bering Sea Beasts came out of the contaminated water, letting out a roar and breathing purple pixellanium fire)... Are.....
*Marty:... YOU KIDDIN ME?!?
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*Marty:... YOU KIDDIN' ME?!?
 
*Tiffany: Unfortunately, no.
 
*Tiffany: Unfortunately, no.
 
*Melman: "OH WHAT IS IT WITH POI-SON BEING FILLED WITH SY-FY REFERENCES?!"
 
*Melman: "OH WHAT IS IT WITH POI-SON BEING FILLED WITH SY-FY REFERENCES?!"
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*Trixie: You mean that big-armed former henchcroc of Hank? THAT'S him? What did they DO to hi- (They dodged in a QTE) BLAAH?!
 
*Trixie: You mean that big-armed former henchcroc of Hank? THAT'S him? What did they DO to hi- (They dodged in a QTE) BLAAH?!
 
*Crocovore: THAT'S RIGHT, MISFITS!!! AND I'M MORE POWERFUL THAN EVER!!!
 
*Crocovore: THAT'S RIGHT, MISFITS!!! AND I'M MORE POWERFUL THAN EVER!!!
*Iago: "Something tells me Hank already got to messing with the pixil stuff!"
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*Iago: "Something tells me Hank already got to messing with the pixel stuff!"
 
*Nick: Well either that, or Vi-Tor got way over his head at this point.
 
*Nick: Well either that, or Vi-Tor got way over his head at this point.
 
*Alexus: Let's worry more about changeing him back. (They fought as this music played)
 
*Alexus: Let's worry more about changeing him back. (They fought as this music played)
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*Anole ([[Avery Greene|Avery]]): Yeah, sure, go with that! Crocamile, you gotta get a hold of yourself. You- (Crocavore roared in his face as the other dragonfly was pushed into bushes)
 
*Anole ([[Avery Greene|Avery]]): Yeah, sure, go with that! Crocamile, you gotta get a hold of yourself. You- (Crocavore roared in his face as the other dragonfly was pushed into bushes)
 
*Dragonfly: ("Yeesh, I don't know what's worse! His halitosis, or his ugly face!")
 
*Dragonfly: ("Yeesh, I don't know what's worse! His halitosis, or his ugly face!")
*Avery: Dorado, let me handle this! (Takes out sci-fi pistols as Deadpool briefly took control of him and the music continued into it's second part)
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*Avery: Dorado, let me handle this! (Takes out sci-fi pistols as Deadpool briefly took control of him and the music continued into its second part)
 
*(Deadpool): Huh? I'm playing as the new guy?... Well, not like I would get another chance! (He plays as him and easily disabled much of Crocovore's abilities)
 
*(Deadpool): Huh? I'm playing as the new guy?... Well, not like I would get another chance! (He plays as him and easily disabled much of Crocovore's abilities)
 
*Gilda:... Who's this guy?
 
*Gilda:... Who's this guy?
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*Hank and the others were surprised by that!
 
*Hank and the others were surprised by that!
 
*Professor Eagle-Beak: "CONFOUND IT, SPOONER, YOU SAID THAT IDIOTIC CROCADILIAN CAN BE TRUSTED!?"
 
*Professor Eagle-Beak: "CONFOUND IT, SPOONER, YOU SAID THAT IDIOTIC CROCADILIAN CAN BE TRUSTED!?"
*Hank: "I figured he would've, professor! It shouldn't've been easy for the misfits to cure Croco of my new Pixil-Serum from the pixil stuff!"
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*Hank: "I figured he would've, professor! It shouldn't've been easy for the misfits to cure Croco of my new Pixel-Serum from the pixel stuff!"
 
*Avery: "Well, ya made the mistake of forgetting about me, Hank!"
 
*Avery: "Well, ya made the mistake of forgetting about me, Hank!"
 
*Hank: "..... And, you are?"
 
*Hank: "..... And, you are?"
 
*Silence.......
 
*Silence.......
 
*Avery: "...... Avery Greene? One of your old test subjects back in the day?"
 
*Avery: "...... Avery Greene? One of your old test subjects back in the day?"
*Hank: "I kinda knew alot of old test subjects here, ya gonna have to be spefific."
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*Hank: "I kinda knew alot of old test subjects here, ya gonna have to be specific."
 
*Avery: "SPEFIIFC?! Wha-, you, you once gave me a serum that gave me my powers that allowed me to escape the lab?"
 
*Avery: "SPEFIIFC?! Wha-, you, you once gave me a serum that gave me my powers that allowed me to escape the lab?"
 
*Hank: "I kinda had a problem with escaped lab subjects, you need to be more clear on that."
 
*Hank: "I kinda had a problem with escaped lab subjects, you need to be more clear on that."
 
*Avery: ".... (Deadpan) I was the guy who drew your head on a penis on your bedroom door that one time?"
 
*Avery: ".... (Deadpan) I was the guy who drew your head on a penis on your bedroom door that one time?"
*Hank gasps drumaticly?!
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*Hank gasps dramatically?!
 
*Hank: "SUBJECT PX13!?"
 
*Hank: "SUBJECT PX13!?"
 
*Avery: "It's AVERY! And FINALLY I got your attention?!"
 
*Avery: "It's AVERY! And FINALLY I got your attention?!"
 
*Hank: "I NEVER THOUGHT YOU WOULD'VE AVOIDED BEING DE-MUTANTED BY THE GALACTIC FEDERATION?!"
 
*Hank: "I NEVER THOUGHT YOU WOULD'VE AVOIDED BEING DE-MUTANTED BY THE GALACTIC FEDERATION?!"
*Avery: "Wellll, if it was possable for Bertha to made it from that, then, I think it's not that much of a streach that not everything got de-mutanted as greatly as you would think those years ago."
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*Avery: "Wellll, if it was possible for Bertha to made it from that, then, I think it's not that much of a stretch that not everything got de-mutanted as greatly as you would think those years ago."
 
*Hank: "YOU LEAVE BERTHA OUT OF THIS?!"
 
*Hank: "YOU LEAVE BERTHA OUT OF THIS?!"
 
*Celsius: "Oh nice one, lizard. You reopened old wounds."
 
*Celsius: "Oh nice one, lizard. You reopened old wounds."
 
*Gazelle: "Wait, who's Bertha?"
 
*Gazelle: "Wait, who's Bertha?"
 
*Sandy: "Long story, not a good time to talk about."
 
*Sandy: "Long story, not a good time to talk about."
*Quidilan: "(Seen inside an exhibit) AHEM! If everyone was done with fooling around, some help would be dearly appresiated."
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*Quidilan: "(Seen inside an exhibit) AHEM! If everyone was done with fooling around, some help would be dearly appreciated."
*Professor Eagle-Beak: "You will not take back Qui so easily! Not after I am close to uncovering it's secrets?! And how to bring Vi-Tor to my control and quell this problem for you!"
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*Professor Eagle-Beak: "You will not take back Qui so easily! Not after I am close to uncovering this pixel-stuff's secrets?! And how to bring Vi-Tor to my control and quell this problem for you!"
 
*Cynder: "And use the Pixilumium to get Qui back to your side? Not a chance."
 
*Cynder: "And use the Pixilumium to get Qui back to your side? Not a chance."
*Ralph: "Besides, professor. All you'll succeed in is getting Vi-Tor's attention torwords you and the dragon."
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*Ralph: "Besides, professor. All you'll succeed in is getting Vi-Tor's attention towards you and the dragon."
*Xerxes: "I think you'll find that we're more capable to keep control of things then you think. Don't believe us? Then ask the foul mutant that was fouling up this planet! (Presses a button that entraps the heroes in an arena-like enclosure, as they find that arrising from the ground, was a large Madam Medusa mutanted by Pixilumium to have Brutus and Nero for arms!) Your likely here to hunt down this sad monstrosity, were you? Well, we already have an exsample from it's wreached body and have no further need for it, other then to slow you down! Now, we shall evacuate Qui from this place, so she doesn't have to be a mother to watch her child suffer at the hand-jaws, (Med-Bru-Ero broke free of it's chains and roared!), of this sorry beast. We, shall make our leave. (Professor Eagle-Beak Teleports Qui out of the enclosure and the group pro-ceeded to leave with her)."
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*Xerxes: "I think you'll find that we're more capable to keep control of things than you think. Don't believe us? Then ask the foul mutant that was fouling up this planet! (Presses a button that entraps the heroes in an arena-like enclosure, as they find that arising from the ground, was a large Madam Medusa mutanted by Pixilumium to have Brutus and Nero for arms!) You're likely here to hunt down this sad monstrosity, were you? Well, we already have an example from its wretched body and have no further need for it, other than to slow you down! Now, we shall evacuate Qui from this place, so she doesn't have to be a mother to watch her child suffer at the hand-jaws, (Med-Bru-Ero broke free of it's chains and roared!), of this sorry beast. We, shall make our leave. (Professor Eagle-Beak Teleports Qui out of the enclosure and the group proceeded to leave with her)."
 
[[File:Spongebob Battle for Bikini Bottom music - Industrial Park|thumb|center|250px|Med-Bru-Ero Boss Theme]]
 
[[File:Spongebob Battle for Bikini Bottom music - Industrial Park|thumb|center|250px|Med-Bru-Ero Boss Theme]]
 
*(WB Deadpool)l: "GOOD GRIEF, AND I THOUGHT THE MONSTERS OF BENDY AND THE INK MACHINE WERE HARD TO LOOK AT, BUT THIS BITCH?! SHE ALMOST MAKES BAD ALICE ANGEL LOOK COMPLETELY SEXY?!"
 
*(WB Deadpool)l: "GOOD GRIEF, AND I THOUGHT THE MONSTERS OF BENDY AND THE INK MACHINE WERE HARD TO LOOK AT, BUT THIS BITCH?! SHE ALMOST MAKES BAD ALICE ANGEL LOOK COMPLETELY SEXY?!"
*(YB Deadpool): "Tecnecally, Bad Alice Angel is hot looking, minus the zombie motive on where a second cheek should be."
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*(YB Deadpool): "Technically, Bad Alice Angel is hot looking, minus the zombie motif on where a second cheek should be."
 
*Cynder: "We need to get this creature out of the way quick enough so we can save mother from Eagle-Beak!"
 
*Cynder: "We need to get this creature out of the way quick enough so we can save mother from Eagle-Beak!"
 
*Icky: "Assuming this doesn't turned into a contrived plotpoint that we weren't suppose to save Qui for the sake of a big plan later down the road?!"
 
*Icky: "Assuming this doesn't turned into a contrived plotpoint that we weren't suppose to save Qui for the sake of a big plan later down the road?!"
 
*Med-Bru-Ero: AAAAAAAHHHHHNNNNNNNKKKKKKKK!!!!
 
*Med-Bru-Ero: AAAAAAAHHHHHNNNNNNNKKKKKKKK!!!!
 
*Iago:... Wow, is that really all you can say? (MBE smacked him to a wall)
 
*Iago:... Wow, is that really all you can say? (MBE smacked him to a wall)
*Crocovore: Alright, you ugly old hag! This is going to get physical! YAAAAAA- (MBE grabs his giant arm with Medusa-like tentacle hair as her crocodile arms tried to eat him)... Eaten by another crocodile. Ugh, the cannibalism!
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*Crocovore: Alright, you ugly old hag! This is going to get physical! YAAAAAA- (MBE grabs his giant arm with Medusa-like tentacle hair as her crocodile arms tried to eat him)... Eaten by another crocodile. Ugh, the ironic cannibalism!
 
*Icky: "Too be fair, they are pretty much a formed mutant now, so it's not like it could be helped."
 
*Icky: "Too be fair, they are pretty much a formed mutant now, so it's not like it could be helped."
 
*Avery: HEY UGLY!!! (He fired his guns at her as she reflects the blasts with her hair and retreats into pixellanium water)
 
*Avery: HEY UGLY!!! (He fired his guns at her as she reflects the blasts with her hair and retreats into pixellanium water)
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*MBE: AANNNNNNNNHHHHHNNNKKK!!! (She uses her diamond eyes to turn Tiffany into diamond)
 
*MBE: AANNNNNNNNHHHHHNNNKKK!!! (She uses her diamond eyes to turn Tiffany into diamond)
 
*Chi Fu: HOLY CHINESE GODS, SHE TURNED TIFFANY INTO DIAMOND!!!
 
*Chi Fu: HOLY CHINESE GODS, SHE TURNED TIFFANY INTO DIAMOND!!!
*Skipper: Well, admitingly, that's a new take for the gorgon medusa mythos. (Tiffany then became an Omicron diamond monster).... That's, also, a new take.
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*Skipper: Well, admittingly, that's a new take for the gorgon medusa mythos. (Tiffany then became an Omicron diamond monster).... That's, also, a new take.
 
*Kowalski: And of course she becomes one of the diamond monsters of the game.
 
*Kowalski: And of course she becomes one of the diamond monsters of the game.
 
*MBE: AAAAAHKKK!!! (Diamond Tiffany attacks with diamond shards as everyone dodged in QTEs and fought her into unconsciousness as they approached MBE)... Ahhhnk!!
 
*MBE: AAAAAHKKK!!! (Diamond Tiffany attacks with diamond shards as everyone dodged in QTEs and fought her into unconsciousness as they approached MBE)... Ahhhnk!!
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*Icky: "Yeah, and become a contrived needless secondary problem in an already huge problem!"
 
*Icky: "Yeah, and become a contrived needless secondary problem in an already huge problem!"
 
*Cynder stared annoyed at Icky....
 
*Cynder stared annoyed at Icky....
*Icky: ".... And because it would be terrorable if either the Professor manages to re-corrupt Qui, or worse."
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*Icky: ".... And because it would be terrible if either the Professor manages to re-corrupt Qui, or worse."
 
*Skipper: "But still, Icky has a good point. Vi-Tor on his own is a big enough problem. We don't need to contend with Eagle-Beak messing with the Pixilumium as well! We need to disabled him!"
 
*Skipper: "But still, Icky has a good point. Vi-Tor on his own is a big enough problem. We don't need to contend with Eagle-Beak messing with the Pixilumium as well! We need to disabled him!"
*Kolwalski: "You mean as soon as WE ESCAPE OUR CURRENT PREDICTERMENT?!"
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*Kowalski: "You mean as soon as WE ESCAPE OUR CURRENT PREDICTERMENT?!"
 
*Skipper: Yes! Yes I do. (They fought to protect the ray as MBE tried to reach it)
 
*Skipper: Yes! Yes I do. (They fought to protect the ray as MBE tried to reach it)
 
*Med-Bru-Erus roared angerly!
 
*Med-Bru-Erus roared angerly!
 
*Alexus: "Good grief, she is one easily irritable bitch?!"
 
*Alexus: "Good grief, she is one easily irritable bitch?!"
*Cynder: "Kinda why she's my second least faverite person from the leage!"
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*Cynder: "Kinda why she's my second least favorite person from the league!"
 
*Icky: Aside from being a greedy two-timer?
 
*Icky: Aside from being a greedy two-timer?
 
*Cynder:...... Yes?
 
*Cynder:...... Yes?
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*Ethan: WHAT IS A LITTLE LONGER?!?
 
*Ethan: WHAT IS A LITTLE LONGER?!?
 
*Alexus: LOOK, I'M A GENIUS, NOT AN OMNIPOTENT!!!!
 
*Alexus: LOOK, I'M A GENIUS, NOT AN OMNIPOTENT!!!!
*Ralth: Let's just lay off her and let her do her job!!
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*Ralph: Let's just lay off her and let her do her job!!
 
*Banzai: Yeah, let's be more focused on the giant Medusa Medusa!
 
*Banzai: Yeah, let's be more focused on the giant Medusa Medusa!
 
*Shenzi: (As Ethan was turned into a diamond monster, along with Po, Willie, and Jumba) OKAY, THIS IS GETTING OUTTA HAND NOW!!!
 
*Shenzi: (As Ethan was turned into a diamond monster, along with Po, Willie, and Jumba) OKAY, THIS IS GETTING OUTTA HAND NOW!!!
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*MBE: EEEHHHNNNKKKK-
 
*MBE: EEEHHHNNNKKKK-
 
*Everyone: SHUT UP!! (They were smacked around by her)
 
*Everyone: SHUT UP!! (They were smacked around by her)
*Icky: (Dubbed as Nostalgia Critic) Here's an idea: Stop insulting the monsters or rulers of darkness! That'll get'cha ahead in life.
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*Icky: (Dubbed as Nostalgia Critic) Here's an idea: Stop insulting the monsters or rulers of darkness! That'll getcha ahead in life.
 
*Alexus: AaaaaAAAND done! (The ray was fully charged)
 
*Alexus: AaaaaAAAND done! (The ray was fully charged)
 
*Ralph: THEN FIRE ALREADY!!! (He was pinned down by Diamond Tiffany)
 
*Ralph: THEN FIRE ALREADY!!! (He was pinned down by Diamond Tiffany)
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*Nick: Your crocodiles were your hands, girl!
 
*Nick: Your crocodiles were your hands, girl!
 
*Willie: And you could turn us to diamond monsters!
 
*Willie: And you could turn us to diamond monsters!
*Medusa: ".... It's, not too late to apologies, is it?"
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*Medusa: ".... It's, not too late to apologize, is it?"
 
*Silence....
 
*Silence....
 
Later.
 
Later.
*Medusa was humoriously left hanging on a pole.
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*Medusa was humorously left hanging on a pole.
 
*Cynder: "Okay, now that she's settled with, let's go save mother!"
 
*Cynder: "Okay, now that she's settled with, let's go save mother!"
 
Hank's Lab's Ship Bay.
 
Hank's Lab's Ship Bay.
 
*Eagle-Beak's group finally made it to the ship bay.
 
*Eagle-Beak's group finally made it to the ship bay.
*Eagle-Beak: "Finally we made it! Although we could've gotten her sooner if a certain SOMEONE didn't made us wait for an extended bathroom break!"
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*Eagle-Beak: "Finally we made it! Although we could've gotten here sooner if a certain SOMEONE didn't made us wait for an extended bathroom break!"
*Jerky: "Hey come on, that burrido breakfest was coming back with a vengence, man!"
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*Jerky: "Hey come on, that burrito breakfast was coming back with a vengeance, man!"
*Eagle-Beak: "Whatever. Point is, we managed to escape perfectly- (A pixil portal appeared as the group were freaked out) DAH?!"
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*Eagle-Beak: "Whatever. Point is, we managed to escape perfectly- (A pixel portal appeared as the group were freaked out) DAH?!"
 
*Vi-Tor came out, and was able to get a stable form thanks to the amount of pixilumium here.
 
*Vi-Tor came out, and was able to get a stable form thanks to the amount of pixilumium here.
*Vi-Tor: "..... Yes, it works. I have a stable form. My pixilisation is working! (Looks at Eagle-Beaks' group) Even inspite of your.... Rude interfearence for my agent for this planet."
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*Vi-Tor: "..... Yes, it works. I have a stable form. My pixelization is working! (Looks at Eagle-Beaks' group) Even inspite of your.... Rude interference for my agent for this planet."
 
*Eagle-Beak: "..... I see you must be Viral Vi-Tor, of the fame of the Lougers' little video game."
 
*Eagle-Beak: "..... I see you must be Viral Vi-Tor, of the fame of the Lougers' little video game."
 
*Hank: "Yeah, the game features some of us!"
 
*Hank: "Yeah, the game features some of us!"
*Eagle-Beak: "AHEM?! LET ME SPEAK, HANK?! (Back to Vi-Tor) I must apologies for interfearing with one of your attempts in attaining a stable form in our reality, Vi-Tor, it wasn't meant to be an inconvinence to you. I only meant to master your Pixilumium to not just help me in restoring my daughter's faith and love in me, but I hope I would quell your rampent ways of atthiving a physical form that only risks arrousing the heroes! Join me instead, and I'll help you atthive a physical form without contaminating worlds with the Pixilumium!"
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*Eagle-Beak: "AHEM?! LET ME SPEAK, HANK?! (Back to Vi-Tor) I must apologies for interfering with one of your attempts in attaining a stable form in our reality, Vi-Tor, it wasn't meant to be an inconvenience to you. I only meant to master your Pixilumium to not just help me in restoring my daughter's faith and love in me, but I hope I would quell your rampent ways of achieving a physical form that only risks arousing the heroes! Join me instead, and I'll help you archive a physical form without contaminating worlds with the Pixilumium!"
*Vi-Tor: "(Scoffs), Oh, I see.... Your pretty much are like my dad. Your one of those well-intentioned megalomanic types that only cause the world trouble because they believed to be wronged by those that do not understand their line of thinking!"
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*Vi-Tor: "(Scoffs), Oh, I see.... You're pretty much like my dad. You're one of those well-intentioned megalomanic types that only cause the world trouble because they believed to be wronged by those that do not understand their line of thinking!"
*Narcotic: ".... Yup, he's a by-product of the Lougers' mindsets allright."
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*Narcotic: ".... Yup, he's a by-product of the Lougers' mindsets alright."
*Eagle-Beak: "I throeies he is only being this stubbern to reason with is because he is still trapped in his programming as a video-gam boss. If I can be able to tab further into him, I can give him true sentience and free him from this radical behavior."
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*Eagle-Beak: "I theorized he is only being this stubborn to reason with is because he is still trapped in his programming as a video-game boss. If I can be able to tab further into him, I can give him true sentience and free him from this radical behavior."
 
*Vi-Tor suddenly wraps around Eagle-Beak and grabs Quidilen!
 
*Vi-Tor suddenly wraps around Eagle-Beak and grabs Quidilen!
*Vi-Tor: "Buddy, if your gonna plan to control me, don't speak it outload."
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*Vi-Tor: "Buddy, if you're gonna plan to control me, don't speak it out loud."
*Celisus: "Ain't that just like a louger-byproduct to mock us when we make a mistake like that!"
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*Celsius: "Ain't that just like a louger-byproduct to mock us when we make a mistake like that!"
 
*Eagle-Beak: "UGGHH?! I AM SENSING IT IS  NOT JUST PROGRAMMING THAT IS MAKING HIM HARD TO WORK WITH?! YOU REEK OF DARKSPAWNIAN MEDDLING?! THAT, MIGHT BE HARDER FOR ME TO CLEANSE?!"
 
*Eagle-Beak: "UGGHH?! I AM SENSING IT IS  NOT JUST PROGRAMMING THAT IS MAKING HIM HARD TO WORK WITH?! YOU REEK OF DARKSPAWNIAN MEDDLING?! THAT, MIGHT BE HARDER FOR ME TO CLEANSE?!"
*Vi-Tor: "Oh really, bucko? LIKE TO SEE YOU STILL TRY THAT AFTER A NICE PIXILUMIUM BATH?! (Flies off with the Professor and Qui torwords Poi-Son's volcano!)"
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*Vi-Tor: "Oh really, bucko? LIKE TO SEE YOU STILL TRY THAT AFTER A NICE PIXILUMIUM BATH?! (Flies off with the Professor and Qui towards Poi-Son's volcano!)"
 
*Sing Jin Sue: "...... AND NEITHER OF US TRIED TO STOP THAT, WHY?!"
 
*Sing Jin Sue: "...... AND NEITHER OF US TRIED TO STOP THAT, WHY?!"
*Blot: "Hey, given that he was powerful enough to completely shanghai the freaking villain teams into his mass-pixilsing of planets, do you really want to mess with a guy like that?!"
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*Blot: "Hey, given that he was powerful enough to completely shanghai the freaking villain teams into his mass-pixelsing of planets, do you really want to mess with a guy like that?!"
 
*Sing Jin Sue: "The Professor said so himself! Something darker then Nefarious' virus is at play here! We need to get to that volcano!"
 
*Sing Jin Sue: "The Professor said so himself! Something darker then Nefarious' virus is at play here! We need to get to that volcano!"
 
*Hank: "But there's poison in there! Why the HECK did you think this planet is named "Poi-Son"?!"
 
*Hank: "But there's poison in there! Why the HECK did you think this planet is named "Poi-Son"?!"
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*Vi-Tor: "This lava isn't made to kill you. It was meant, to give you two, the Omicron treatment."
 
*Vi-Tor: "This lava isn't made to kill you. It was meant, to give you two, the Omicron treatment."
 
*Qui/Eagle-Beak: ".... We can still fly, genius."
 
*Qui/Eagle-Beak: ".... We can still fly, genius."
*Vi-Tor: "Fair point. Let me fix that." (The both were given wing restraints) They won't come off until you get the Omicron treatment.
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*Vi-Tor: "Fair point. Let me fix that. (They both were given wing restraints) They won't come off until you get the Omicron treatment.
 
*Qui/Eagle-Beak: Oh, why did we have to say that? Uh, because it was true! Wow, I just answered my own question! No, I answered yours!
 
*Qui/Eagle-Beak: Oh, why did we have to say that? Uh, because it was true! Wow, I just answered my own question! No, I answered yours!
 
*Vi-Tor: Yeesh! Glad I don't have any kind of kids... At least not platonically. Whatever. YOU TWO WILL JOIN MY NON-PLATONIC FAMILY!!! (The two NOW take Vi-Tor abit more seriously) So.... HAVE A NICE DIP?! (Drops the two as they scream!)"
 
*Vi-Tor: Yeesh! Glad I don't have any kind of kids... At least not platonically. Whatever. YOU TWO WILL JOIN MY NON-PLATONIC FAMILY!!! (The two NOW take Vi-Tor abit more seriously) So.... HAVE A NICE DIP?! (Drops the two as they scream!)"
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*Sparx: You're a f***!
 
*Sparx: You're a f***!
 
*Mantis: Did you seriously just call him a f***?
 
*Mantis: Did you seriously just call him a f***?
*Vi-Tor: He did, you f***. It doesn't matter anyway. You're too late. Say hello... TO PIXELNESS QUI, AND PIXEL-BEAK!!!!.... Not all at once, though, this is kinda a one boss at a time sort've deal.
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*Vi-Tor: He did, you f***. It doesn't matter anyway. You're too late. Say hello... TO PIXELNESS QUI, AND PIXEL-BEAK!!!!.... Not all at once, though, this is kinda a one boss at a time sort'of deal.
*Qui, now Omicronised, rose from the pixilised lava bigger and meaner then ever!
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*Qui, now Omicronised, rose from the pixelized lava bigger and meaner then ever!
*Pixilness Qui: "(BATTLE-CRY ROAR?!)"
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*Pixelness Qui: "(BATTLE-CRY ROAR?!)"
 
*Icky: "..... DEFFENTLY A FAN SERVICE EPISODE?!"
 
*Icky: "..... DEFFENTLY A FAN SERVICE EPISODE?!"
 
[[File:Spyro 3 music Buzz's Dungeon|thumb|center|250px|Pixilness Qui Boss Theme]]
 
[[File:Spyro 3 music Buzz's Dungeon|thumb|center|250px|Pixilness Qui Boss Theme]]
*Vi-Tor went to sit on a pixilised throwne as he watch the battle about to start.
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*Vi-Tor went to sit on a pixelized throne as he watches the battle about to start.
 
*Cynder: "MOTHER, WAIT?! IT'S US?! IT'S ME?! YOUR DAUGHTER?!"
 
*Cynder: "MOTHER, WAIT?! IT'S US?! IT'S ME?! YOUR DAUGHTER?!"
 
*Gazelle: "I'm sorry Cynder, but I don't think Qui is herself at the moment!"
 
*Gazelle: "I'm sorry Cynder, but I don't think Qui is herself at the moment!"
*Sparx: "Looks like for Mother's Day Cyns, your gift for her is to free her from being under the control of an escaped video game character!"
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*Sparx: "Looks like for Mother's Day, Cyns, your gift for her is to free her from being under the control of an escaped video game character!"
 
*Eagle-Beak's followers were seen watching this from behind the scenes, playing it sneaky and letting the misfits contend with the battles while figuring out a way to get to Vi-Tor.
 
*Eagle-Beak's followers were seen watching this from behind the scenes, playing it sneaky and letting the misfits contend with the battles while figuring out a way to get to Vi-Tor.
*YB Deadpool: "HOW DRUMATIC, MOTHER AGAINST DAUGHTER ONCE MORE?!"
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*YB Deadpool: "HOW DRAMATIC, MOTHER AGAINST DAUGHTER ONCE MORE?!"
 
*WB Deadpool: "I don't think that's helping much!"
 
*WB Deadpool: "I don't think that's helping much!"
 
*(Deadpool): No poopy! Let's kick her butt! (He controls Cynder while fighting Pixelness Qui)
 
*(Deadpool): No poopy! Let's kick her butt! (He controls Cynder while fighting Pixelness Qui)
*Vi-Tor: Heeheeheeheeheeheeheehee!!! Lets get ready to PIXELATE!!!... Note to self: trademark a better line. (Cynder and Qui continue as Qui used flawless elemental abilities as she switched to pixellanium breath as one blast hit Icky's face turning it into the head of a Skybomber Stork)
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*Vi-Tor: Heeheeheeheeheeheeheehee!!! Let's get ready to PIXELATE!!!... Note to self: Trademark a better line. (Cynder and Qui continue as Qui used flawless elemental abilities as she switched to pixellanium breath as one blast hit Icky's face turning it into the head of a Skybomber Stork)
 
*Icky: RAAAAWWWWKK!!!
 
*Icky: RAAAAWWWWKK!!!
*Vi-Tor: (Laughs as he spit out soda pop) WOW, THAT WAS AMAZING, OMG!!! AGAIN-AGAIN-AGAIN!!!
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*Vi-Tor: (Laughs as he spits out soda pop) WOW, THAT WAS AMAZING, OMG!!! AGAIN-AGAIN-AGAIN!!!
 
*Cynder: WHY WOULD I- (She dodged a blast that turned Insectasaurus into a cute non-threatening alien-like butterfly)
 
*Cynder: WHY WOULD I- (She dodged a blast that turned Insectasaurus into a cute non-threatening alien-like butterfly)
 
*Vi-Tor: (Laughs harder as he cried pixellanium) I CAN'T BREEEHEEHEEHEEATH!!!! STO-STOP!! Wait, no, this is classic!
 
*Vi-Tor: (Laughs harder as he cried pixellanium) I CAN'T BREEEHEEHEEHEEATH!!!! STO-STOP!! Wait, no, this is classic!
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*Vi-Tor: I SHARE PART OF HIS PERSONALITY, YOU KNOW!!!
 
*Vi-Tor: I SHARE PART OF HIS PERSONALITY, YOU KNOW!!!
 
*Trigger: I SAID SHUT UP!!! (Cynder continued fighting Qui under Deadpool's control)
 
*Trigger: I SAID SHUT UP!!! (Cynder continued fighting Qui under Deadpool's control)
*Professor Eagle-Beak's trope were srill sneaking about, getting ever so closer to where Vi-Tor resides.
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*Professor Eagle-Beak's trope were still sneaking about, getting ever so closer to where Vi-Tor resides.
*Skipper: "Okay team, time to initiate Operation: Mothers' Day Smackdown! Cynder may be strong, but she can't be able to hold Qui back for ever! We need to put Qui in a position so we can free her from this enfluence."
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*Skipper: "Okay team, time to initiate Operation: Mothers' Day Smackdown! Cynder may be strong, but she can't be able to hold Qui back forever! We need to put Qui in a position so we can free her from this influence."
 
*Vi-Tor: I can hear yooooou!!! (He snaps and brings out Omicron robots that attack them)
 
*Vi-Tor: I can hear yooooou!!! (He snaps and brings out Omicron robots that attack them)
 
*Skipper: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
 
*Skipper: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
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*Jerky: "Hey, he's a program right? I know the perfect weapon! (Brings out a flashdrive). I'll hit him with this flashdrive filled with stuff infected with malware. That should screw him over."
 
*Jerky: "Hey, he's a program right? I know the perfect weapon! (Brings out a flashdrive). I'll hit him with this flashdrive filled with stuff infected with malware. That should screw him over."
 
*Xerxes: Do I even need to ask where you got that?
 
*Xerxes: Do I even need to ask where you got that?
*Jerky: Stoled this from a basic scientist that had a computer infested with viruses. That's all ya needed to know.
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*Jerky: Stoled this from a basic scientist that had a computer infected with viruses. That's all ya needed to know.
 
*Batula: Well then how do you intend on using it? It's a flash drive. It's been outdated for a while. And, yes he's a program, but it isn't like he has a port for you to stuff the thing in! Just throwing it at him isn't going to- (Jerky did that already as it easily turned Vi-Tor glitchy again)
 
*Batula: Well then how do you intend on using it? It's a flash drive. It's been outdated for a while. And, yes he's a program, but it isn't like he has a port for you to stuff the thing in! Just throwing it at him isn't going to- (Jerky did that already as it easily turned Vi-Tor glitchy again)
 
*Vi-Tor: AAAHHH!! Alri-i-i-i-ight, who has the ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-balls?!
 
*Vi-Tor: AAAHHH!! Alri-i-i-i-ight, who has the ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-balls?!
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*Jerky regained his infected flash drive!
 
*Jerky regained his infected flash drive!
 
*Jerky: "Up-upup! Easy there, snake-boy! Don't forget that we have an infected hard drive! We can use this to screw you over badly if we wanted to unless ya start playing nice with us, starting with turning the professor back to normal AND helping us with Qui!"
 
*Jerky: "Up-upup! Easy there, snake-boy! Don't forget that we have an infected hard drive! We can use this to screw you over badly if we wanted to unless ya start playing nice with us, starting with turning the professor back to normal AND helping us with Qui!"
*Vi-Tor: "..... Admitingly, I'm flattered by your ultamatum skills. You guys are good at being bad guys. But for now, it is at a personal inconvinence to me. A ver-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-ry personal inconvinence to me."
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*Vi-Tor: "..... Admittingly, I'm flattered by your ultimatum skills. You guys are good at being bad guys. But for now, it is at a personal inconvenience to me. A ver-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-ry personal inconvenience to me."
*Jerky: "So what'll it be, Pixils?"
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*Jerky: "So what'll it be, Pixels?"
*Vi-Tor: "..... Thing is, gentlemen and ladies, even if I wanted to, your boss is in the middle of keeping the misfits at bay. The minute I do that, they'll be free to come after both you and me. And be honest gang, your not exactly on their like lists for dragging one of the Lougers' mother into this. Heroes are such fickle folk, aren't they, even whe-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-en you helped them?"
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*Vi-Tor: "..... Thing is, gentlemen and ladies, even if I wanted to, your boss is in the middle of keeping the misfits at bay. The minute I do that, they'll be free to come after both you and me. And be honest gang, you're not exactly on their like lists for dragging one of the Lougers' mother into this. Heroes are such fickle folk, aren't they, even whe-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-en you helped them?"
 
*Hank: "Eh, the Professor will poof us out afterwords."
 
*Hank: "Eh, the Professor will poof us out afterwords."
 
*Vi-Tor: "But that's the thing-thing-thing-thiiiiiiiiiiing, what if when we got too caught up in this conversation, the misfits would've already knocked out your leader and disabled him?"
 
*Vi-Tor: "But that's the thing-thing-thing-thiiiiiiiiiiing, what if when we got too caught up in this conversation, the misfits would've already knocked out your leader and disabled him?"
*Blot: "The Professor be a tough sort, you turning him into a freak of nature not withstanding! They have to pull off an epic stunt to-"
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*Blot: "The Professor be a tough sort, you turning him into a freak of nature notwithstanding! They have to pull off an epic stunt to-"
 
*(Deadpool): EPIC STUNT TIIIME!!! (He QTEs the Lodgers into knocking him out and curing him)
 
*(Deadpool): EPIC STUNT TIIIME!!! (He QTEs the Lodgers into knocking him out and curing him)
 
*Vi-Tor: You were say-say-say-saying?
 
*Vi-Tor: You were say-say-say-saying?
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*Blot: WHAT DID WE DO?! BLAME THAT UGLY SNAKE GUY!!!
 
*Blot: WHAT DID WE DO?! BLAME THAT UGLY SNAKE GUY!!!
 
*Sing: "Don't bother trying to point fingers at something else. They're obviously fickle about this. Let's just get the professor out of here and worry about Qui another day!"
 
*Sing: "Don't bother trying to point fingers at something else. They're obviously fickle about this. Let's just get the professor out of here and worry about Qui another day!"
*Qui: I think not! If you think your just going to leave, then you got another-
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*Qui: I think not! If you think you're just going to leave, then you got another-
 
*Xerxes: "I beg for your forgiveness Qui, (Pulls out a smokebomb) But we cannot afford a final defeat yet! (Tosses it and blinds everyone present) (When the smoke faded, The Unconjustus Eagle-Beak and trope are gone)..."
 
*Xerxes: "I beg for your forgiveness Qui, (Pulls out a smokebomb) But we cannot afford a final defeat yet! (Tosses it and blinds everyone present) (When the smoke faded, The Unconjustus Eagle-Beak and trope are gone)..."
 
*Qui: ".... (Sighs), My saga of father issues, continues."
 
*Qui: ".... (Sighs), My saga of father issues, continues."
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*(Computer): In 22 AD, Paradisa's discovery of the wheel paved the first steps in renewable water-based power-
 
*(Computer): In 22 AD, Paradisa's discovery of the wheel paved the first steps in renewable water-based power-
 
*(Ralph): I meant RECENT history! (A comical gif of a giant Omicron robot invading was seen) You want me to turn you off, Computer?
 
*(Ralph): I meant RECENT history! (A comical gif of a giant Omicron robot invading was seen) You want me to turn you off, Computer?
*(Computer): You'll need me for this, so, do you? Anyway, Space Pirates were sighted causing trouble there around the lake that had the mutant Shark Goliath. It's leader, Scroop, claims to be after a recently retrived piece of the Shark's jaws under Vi-Tor's orders.
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*(Computer): You'll need me for this, so, do you? Anyway, Space Pirates were sighted causing trouble there around the lake that had the mutant Shark Goliath. It's leader, Scroop, claims to be after a recently retrieved piece of the Shark's jaws under Vi-Tor's orders.
 
*(Icky): "Oh, OF COURSE THAT BECOMES A PROBLEM WHEN SOMEONE GOES AFTER A PIECE OF THAT BEASTLY SHARK?!"
 
*(Icky): "Oh, OF COURSE THAT BECOMES A PROBLEM WHEN SOMEONE GOES AFTER A PIECE OF THAT BEASTLY SHARK?!"
 
*(Gazelle): "(Sternly) Would this be the same unfortunate creature you blew up without trying to cure it?"
 
*(Gazelle): "(Sternly) Would this be the same unfortunate creature you blew up without trying to cure it?"
 
*(Icky): "OH FOR CRAP'S SAKE, GAZELLE, WE ALREADY SAID THERE WAS NO HELPING THAT SHARK AT THIS POINT IN TIME!! DROP YOUR SOCIALISM AND OVERCOMPASSION FOR UNSENTIENT ANIMALS FOR ONCE, WILL YOU?!"
 
*(Icky): "OH FOR CRAP'S SAKE, GAZELLE, WE ALREADY SAID THERE WAS NO HELPING THAT SHARK AT THIS POINT IN TIME!! DROP YOUR SOCIALISM AND OVERCOMPASSION FOR UNSENTIENT ANIMALS FOR ONCE, WILL YOU?!"
 
*(Gazelle):...... Seems to me like you don't care about life.
 
*(Gazelle):...... Seems to me like you don't care about life.
*(Icky): I DIDN'T SUGGESTED THAT IN THE SLIGHEST?!! LOOK, GOLITH WAS A "BEFORE YOU" THING, OKAY?! YA DIDN'T EXACTLY GET TO EVEN SEE THAT THING?! NOT EVEN THE GUY RESPONDSABLE FOR IT'S MUTANTION, WAS ABLE TO CONTROL IT OUTSIDE OF USING A CONTROLING DEVICE?! THAT'S HOW BAD THE THING WAS?! CAN YOU ACCEPT THAT ALREADY?! YEESH!? SOME UNITER PRINCESS YOU ARE!!! (Duke gasps)
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*(Icky): I DIDN'T SUGGESTED THAT IN THE SLIGHTEST?!! LOOK, GOLIATH WAS A "BEFORE YOU" THING, OKAY?! YA DIDN'T EXACTLY GET TO EVEN SEE THAT THING?! NOT EVEN THE GUY RESPONSIBLE FOR IT'S MUTANTION, WAS ABLE TO CONTROL IT OUTSIDE OF USING A CONTROLLING DEVICE?! THAT'S HOW BAD THE THING WAS?! CAN YOU ACCEPT THAT ALREADY?! YEESH!? SOME UNITER PRINCESS YOU ARE!!! (Duke gasps)
 
*(Gazelle):... Qué dijiste?!
 
*(Gazelle):... Qué dijiste?!
 
*(Lord Shen): OKAY, ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE!! We are NOT having this fight again!! We MUST stop Scroop!
 
*(Lord Shen): OKAY, ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE!! We are NOT having this fight again!! We MUST stop Scroop!
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*Scroop: This coming from a little lab exspearimented bat with a gizmo on his noggin making him an organic radio!
 
*Scroop: This coming from a little lab exspearimented bat with a gizmo on his noggin making him an organic radio!
 
*Fidget: WHOA, OKAY, BATS MAY HAVE DETAILED HEADS, NO NEED TO BE SPECIESIST!!
 
*Fidget: WHOA, OKAY, BATS MAY HAVE DETAILED HEADS, NO NEED TO BE SPECIESIST!!
*Scroop: Enough of this! I have transsended being a mere pirate!? I, am now a god among men!
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*Scroop: Enough of this! I have transcended being a mere pirate!? I, am now a god among men!
*Icky: "(Quietly) Oh great, the pixil stuff gave him a god complex."
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*Icky: "(Quietly) Oh great, the pixel stuff gave him a god complex."
 
*Scroop: I am now beyond the mereness of moral weakness?! I am-
 
*Scroop: I am now beyond the mereness of moral weakness?! I am-
 
*(Deadpool): OHHH, SCROOPYYYYYYYY!!!!
 
*(Deadpool): OHHH, SCROOPYYYYYYYY!!!!
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*Icky: Oh, right- (The ship fired and blew the group up)
 
*Icky: Oh, right- (The ship fired and blew the group up)
 
*(Deadpool): (As the Death Screen returned) Teehee! (He respawned everyone) Glad there's unlimited lives, because it makes this adventure fun as f***! (He controls the heroes fighting against the ship)
 
*(Deadpool): (As the Death Screen returned) Teehee! (He respawned everyone) Glad there's unlimited lives, because it makes this adventure fun as f***! (He controls the heroes fighting against the ship)
*Iago: "Ya know, I just realised that we're pretty much fighting a giant ship again."
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*Iago: "Ya know, I just realized that we're pretty much fighting a giant ship again."
 
*Icky: "Yeah, boss re-hashing can't be help sometimes."
 
*Icky: "Yeah, boss re-hashing can't be help sometimes."
 
*(YB Deadpool): You didn't exactly do much fighting last time. It was too pathetic. So DP decided to change the rules.
 
*(YB Deadpool): You didn't exactly do much fighting last time. It was too pathetic. So DP decided to change the rules.
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*Scroop: Do you honestly expect me to answer that? (He trapped them in pixellanium webbing)
 
*Scroop: Do you honestly expect me to answer that? (He trapped them in pixellanium webbing)
 
*Kaa: Ugh! Can't this pixilated UUniverses give us a break?!
 
*Kaa: Ugh! Can't this pixilated UUniverses give us a break?!
*Icky: "I think it is working in the logic of Cuphead in that the entire game is basicly a boss marathon, so, we're out of luck on that."
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*Icky: "I think it is working in the logic of Cuphead in that the entire game is basically a boss marathon, so, we're out of luck on that."
 
*Mr. Whiskers: CURSE YOU, VI-TOR, AND YOUR ABILITY TO TEASE US MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE HAS!!!!!
 
*Mr. Whiskers: CURSE YOU, VI-TOR, AND YOUR ABILITY TO TEASE US MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE HAS!!!!!
 
*Brandy: For once, I agree with Whiskers.
 
*Brandy: For once, I agree with Whiskers.
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*Ralph: AHHH, STINK PIXELS!!!!
 
*Ralph: AHHH, STINK PIXELS!!!!
 
*Thunderclap laughed abit!
 
*Thunderclap laughed abit!
*Thunderclap: "I'm sorry, "Stink Pixels", (Laughs), who even saids tha-"
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*Thunderclap: "I'm sorry, "Stink Pixels", (Laughs), who even said tha-"
 
[[File:Final Battle with Bowser - Super Mario Galaxy Music Extended-0|thumb|center|335px|Golath's Boss Theme]]
 
[[File:Final Battle with Bowser - Super Mario Galaxy Music Extended-0|thumb|center|335px|Golath's Boss Theme]]
*As music played, Golath broke through the reviver and became a giant sharkapus flying into the air thanks to Omicron power, and roared!
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*As music played, Goliath broke through the reviver and became a giant sharkapus flying into the air thanks to Omicron power, and roared!
 
*Scroop: "(Laughed!) That's what ye get for fooling around!"
 
*Scroop: "(Laughed!) That's what ye get for fooling around!"
*Icky: "YOU MANIAC?! EVEN THE ORIGINAL CREATERS CAN'T CONTROL THAT THING?! WHAT MAKES YOU THINK VI-TOR CAN?!"
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*Icky: "YOU MANIAC?! EVEN THE ORIGINAL CREATORS CAN'T CONTROL THAT THING?! WHAT MAKES YOU THINK VI-TOR CAN?!"
 
*Scroop: "Do you think someone as reality warping as Vi-Tor can obey reality?"
 
*Scroop: "Do you think someone as reality warping as Vi-Tor can obey reality?"
 
*Icky:... When will I ever learn to stop saying stupid things?
 
*Icky:... When will I ever learn to stop saying stupid things?
 
*Skipper: Well, we took out this beast, we can do it again.
 
*Skipper: Well, we took out this beast, we can do it again.
*Scroop: We'll see about that. Goliath! DINNER TIME!!! (Goliath riased it's tenticales up and attacked the heroes)
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*Scroop: We'll see about that. Goliath! DINNER TIME!!! (Goliath raised it's tentacles up and attacked the heroes)
 
*Ralph: HOLY S*** PIXELS!!!
 
*Ralph: HOLY S*** PIXELS!!!
 
*Thunderclap: (Laughs) DO ALL YOUR EUPHEMISMS INVOLVE GAME-GRAPHICS PUN- (He was tail-smacked into a wall)... My, aching, wing!
 
*Thunderclap: (Laughs) DO ALL YOUR EUPHEMISMS INVOLVE GAME-GRAPHICS PUN- (He was tail-smacked into a wall)... My, aching, wing!
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*Mr. Whiskers:..... CURSE VI-TOR BEING BETTER THAN OUR OTHER FOES!!!
 
*Mr. Whiskers:..... CURSE VI-TOR BEING BETTER THAN OUR OTHER FOES!!!
 
*Kowalski: Kinda designed him that way, quite frankly.
 
*Kowalski: Kinda designed him that way, quite frankly.
*Skipper: "OH THANKS ALOT, KOLWALSKI?!"
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*Skipper: "OH THANKS ALOT, KOWALSKI?!"
 
*Gazelle: "(Gazelle can't help wincing as if she is feeling the pain Goliath is going through)...... This.... This shark...... I..... I feel, it's years of relentless pain...... (Gazelle gets determined and used the Uniter Blade to flash herself right into Goliath's head, to everyone's shock!)"
 
*Gazelle: "(Gazelle can't help wincing as if she is feeling the pain Goliath is going through)...... This.... This shark...... I..... I feel, it's years of relentless pain...... (Gazelle gets determined and used the Uniter Blade to flash herself right into Goliath's head, to everyone's shock!)"
 
*Scroop: "WHAT THE?!"
 
*Scroop: "WHAT THE?!"
Goliath's sub-concious.
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Goliath's sub-conscious.
*Gazelle arrived to see a realm of abject horror that looks like a dryed up bleached reef.
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*Gazelle arrived to see a realm of abject horror that looks like a dried-up bleached reef.
*Gazelle sees the former normal form of Goliath, or rather, Demon, was seen strapped to the subconcious representation of years of sciencetific abuse that represented what was done to it.
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*Gazelle sees the former normal form of Goliath, or rather, Demon, was seen strapped to the subconscious representation of years of scientific abuse that represented what was done to it.
 
*Voice: "Please...... End my suffering....."
 
*Voice: "Please...... End my suffering....."
 
*Gazelle was surprised......
 
*Gazelle was surprised......
 
*Gazelle: "...... Goliath?"
 
*Gazelle: "...... Goliath?"
*Voice: "Goliath is but the name of my cursed vessel of a body! I, was once Demon by name..... I, was once a normal shark, dragged into being becoming a weapon for the sentients' typical infightings over political issues of this world. The only one who cared for me, out of all of them, was my owner.... Sheleen. She aimed to free me from my suffering and end it there, but..... It ended up happening when I was set for another case of this torture.... Now.... Here I am.... Helpless, to be this mindless eating machine that terrorised this world.... I, was once free from this.... But now..... This, purple slime, has revived me into a worse abomination.... It, takes alot, to make a creature considered a remorseless killer, cry..... Sharks are not remorseless to be spiteful..... It is so we kept focus to the impourence of surviveal..... We never intend to terrorise anyone. Please..... End, my suffering."
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*Voice: "Goliath is but the name of my cursed vessel of a body! I, was once Demon by name..... I, was once a normal shark, dragged into being becoming a weapon for the sentients' typical infightings over political issues of this world. The only one who cared for me, out of all of them, was my owner.... Sheleen. She aimed to free me from my suffering and end it there, but..... It ended up happening when I was set for another case of this torture.... Now.... Here I am.... Helpless, to be this mindless eating machine that terrorized this world.... I, was once free from this.... But now..... This, purple slime, has revived me into a worse abomination.... It, takes alot, to make a creature considered a remorseless killer, cry..... Sharks are not remorseless to be spiteful..... It is so we kept focus to the importance of survival..... We never intend to terrorize anyone. Please..... End, my suffering."
 
*Gazelle: "....... I will. But not how the Lougers did it. (She began to glow around the area)!"
 
*Gazelle: "....... I will. But not how the Lougers did it. (She began to glow around the area)!"
 
Outside.
 
Outside.
 
*Goliath began to break apart in shiny specks as it roared in pain!
 
*Goliath began to break apart in shiny specks as it roared in pain!
 
*Scroop: "WHAT IS THAT FEMALE DOING?!"
 
*Scroop: "WHAT IS THAT FEMALE DOING?!"
*Icky: "Further proving that this is DIFFENTLY a fanservice episode!"
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*Icky: "Further proving that this is DIFFIDENTLY a fanservice episode!"
*Goliath roared in pain as the epic exploudtion was about to occure!
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*Goliath roared in pain as the epic explosion was about to occure!
 
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM?!
 
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM?!
 
*Gazelle, in her Uniter form, flew in, holding a reborned baby Great White in her pocession.....
 
*Gazelle, in her Uniter form, flew in, holding a reborned baby Great White in her pocession.....
 
*Pang Bing: ".... Gazelle.... Did you.... Destroy the creature?"
 
*Pang Bing: ".... Gazelle.... Did you.... Destroy the creature?"
*Gazelle: "..... Yes and no...... I reborned Goliath, or, Demon, back into being a baby shark, and cured it of not just the Pixilumium, but also of it's years of abuse. (Ralph was generious enough to have Demon placed in a tank).... I gave him his wish, but without sacrivicing my values completely. Plus, I also had to ensure he wouldn't fall to HIS control anymore."
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*Gazelle: "..... Yes and no...... I reborned Goliath, or, Demon, back into being a baby shark, and cured it of not just the Pixilumium, but also of its years of abuse. (Ralph was generious enough to have Demon placed in a tank).... I gave him his wish, but without sacrivicing my values completely. Plus, I also had to ensure he wouldn't fall to HIS control anymore."
 
*Scroop: "...... YOU CHEATER?! I'M GONNA- (Gets frozen by Alexus with an Ice Gun)...."
 
*Scroop: "...... YOU CHEATER?! I'M GONNA- (Gets frozen by Alexus with an Ice Gun)...."
 
*Alexus: "..... He'll be back to normal when he defrosts."
 
*Alexus: "..... He'll be back to normal when he defrosts."
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*Iago: "Yeah, but, how is Spencer gonna react? Goliath was his biggest enemy here?!"
 
*Iago: "Yeah, but, how is Spencer gonna react? Goliath was his biggest enemy here?!"
 
*Skipper: At least it's a normal shark now.
 
*Skipper: At least it's a normal shark now.
*(Deadpool): And at least I got to bitch up Scroop! (He drops in and draws a marker moustache and glasses and the words 'I'm a spider psycho!' on the frozen Scroop scoffing wildly)
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*(Deadpool): And at least I got to bitch up Scroop! (He drops in and draws a marker mustache and glasses and the words 'I'm a spider psycho!' on the frozen Scroop scoffing wildly)
*Scroop: "(Muffled) I don't know why, but I felt like Deadpool is f*****g wth me now!"
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*Scroop: "(Muffled) I don't know why, but I felt like Deadpool is f*****g with me now!"
 
*Deadpool: So, where to next? (Pulls a random game Wii remote that activated the next level)
 
*Deadpool: So, where to next? (Pulls a random game Wii remote that activated the next level)
 
*(Ralph): Next, we head for Prison 42.
 
*(Ralph): Next, we head for Prison 42.
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*(Deadpool): UGGH, FIIIINE!!! (He does that)
 
*(Deadpool): UGGH, FIIIINE!!! (He does that)
 
Prison 42
 
Prison 42
*The Lougers appear to the prison to the surprise of it's occupents!
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*The Lougers appear to the prison to the surprise of its occupants!
 
*Professor Latifier: "WHAT IN THE, DID, DID, DID THEY JUST POPPED IN OUT OF NOWHERE?!"
 
*Professor Latifier: "WHAT IN THE, DID, DID, DID THEY JUST POPPED IN OUT OF NOWHERE?!"
*Alan: "GEES, I KNOW THEY GET TO PLACES QUICKLY, BUT THIS IS REDICULIOUS?!"
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*Alan: "GEES, I KNOW THEY GET TO PLACES QUICKLY, BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS?!"
 
*Krytonia: "As if the Scourge Imperials causing trouble here wasn't bad enough, now this is happening?!"
 
*Krytonia: "As if the Scourge Imperials causing trouble here wasn't bad enough, now this is happening?!"
 
*Death Hawk: "What kind of dang hocus pocus are they pulling here?!"
 
*Death Hawk: "What kind of dang hocus pocus are they pulling here?!"
 
*Icky: "Oh like we needed to be reminded that these guys are a thing."
 
*Icky: "Oh like we needed to be reminded that these guys are a thing."
*Sour Cookie: "OH SURE, JOKE AT OUR EXPENDSE, WHY DON'T YOU?!"
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*Sour Cookie: "OH SURE, JOKE AT OUR EXPENSE, WHY DON'T YOU?!"
 
*The many Prisoners of Prison 42 started to act up!
 
*The many Prisoners of Prison 42 started to act up!
 
*Nick: ".... Wow, you guys are sure popular here."
 
*Nick: ".... Wow, you guys are sure popular here."
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*(WB Deadpool): Well at least he didn't say black this time.
 
*(WB Deadpool): Well at least he didn't say black this time.
 
*(Dark Dragon): You really want to see me now?
 
*(Dark Dragon): You really want to see me now?
*B.O.B: If your gonna do the big reveil thing, don't bother. We already saw you in the footage.
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*B.O.B: If your gonna do the big reveal thing, don't bother. We already saw you in the footage.
 
*(Dark Dragon): Oh, but that was before Kung Pow gave a few.... Adjustments. Here I am now! (He appeared in a much scarier form)
 
*(Dark Dragon): Oh, but that was before Kung Pow gave a few.... Adjustments. Here I am now! (He appeared in a much scarier form)
 
*SpongeBob: YAAAAAAAHHH!!!!
 
*SpongeBob: YAAAAAAAHHH!!!!
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*Boss Wolf:.... Welp, it was a nice run.
 
*Boss Wolf:.... Welp, it was a nice run.
 
*Kung Pow, Omicronised, appeared on Dark Dragon's shoulder.
 
*Kung Pow, Omicronised, appeared on Dark Dragon's shoulder.
*Kung Pow: "You like? I deside to improve further on what Vi-Tor did to Darky. Now, prepare to meet our combined wrath?!"
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*Kung Pow: "You like? I decide to improve further on what Vi-Tor did to Darky. Now, prepare to meet our combined wrath?!"
 
[[File:Bionicle The Game Soundtrack - Vs Makuta First Phase|thumb|center|250px|Dark Dragon and Kung Pow Team-up Boss Battle]]
 
[[File:Bionicle The Game Soundtrack - Vs Makuta First Phase|thumb|center|250px|Dark Dragon and Kung Pow Team-up Boss Battle]]
 
*(WB Deadpool): "Okay, how was he able to make Dark Dragon worse in a short amount of time?!"
 
*(WB Deadpool): "Okay, how was he able to make Dark Dragon worse in a short amount of time?!"
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*Dark Dragon: Too late. (He snaps and makes that happen as he rips off her face, the face screams as she dies and respawns)
 
*Dark Dragon: Too late. (He snaps and makes that happen as he rips off her face, the face screams as she dies and respawns)
 
*Alexus:... OOWWWW!!! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH RESPAWNING HURTS?!
 
*Alexus:... OOWWWW!!! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH RESPAWNING HURTS?!
*Dark Dragon: "Just makes it the more statisfying."
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*Dark Dragon: "Just makes it the more satisfying."
 
*Alexus:..... I'LL MURDER YOUR FACE OFF!!!
 
*Alexus:..... I'LL MURDER YOUR FACE OFF!!!
 
*Dark Dragon: Well I'll murder YOUR face ON!!
 
*Dark Dragon: Well I'll murder YOUR face ON!!
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*Bryson: "Okay, can you not-"
 
*Bryson: "Okay, can you not-"
 
*Dark Dragon: ENOUGH OF THIS!!! (He attacks as Deadpool controlled the heroes when they fought)
 
*Dark Dragon: ENOUGH OF THIS!!! (He attacks as Deadpool controlled the heroes when they fought)
*Kung Pow, while on Dark Dragon fighting them, gave Dark Dragon an invisable sheild.
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*Kung Pow, while on Dark Dragon fighting them, gave Dark Dragon an invisible shield.
*Icky: "Aw no, the worse non-healing/regenitive/self-revive boss: A BOSS WITH A SHEILD?!"
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*Icky: "Aw no, the worse non-healing/regenerative/self-revive boss: A BOSS WITH A SHIELD?!"
 
*Iago: "Ugh, I know, those kind of guys are the worse! Those things take forever to take down!"
 
*Iago: "Ugh, I know, those kind of guys are the worse! Those things take forever to take down!"
*Izzy: "Well to be fair, Bosses defelupting stragities like this is at least a sign that we'll soon reach the endgame, and/or that we found a plot impouent boss, perhaps likely a key figure in Vi-Tor's forces."
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*Izzy: "Well to be fair, Bosses developing strategies like this is at least a sign that we'll soon reach the endgame, and/or that we found a plot impourent boss, perhaps likely a key figure in Vi-Tor's forces."
 
*Icky: "I get that, and it would make a GREAT video game, BUT THIS IS KINDA A BATTLE TO THE DEATH HERE?!"
 
*Icky: "I get that, and it would make a GREAT video game, BUT THIS IS KINDA A BATTLE TO THE DEATH HERE?!"
 
*Deadpool's voice: "Hmmm."
 
*Deadpool's voice: "Hmmm."
 
*Deadpool's thoughts: "A great video game, he say, ahhhh."
 
*Deadpool's thoughts: "A great video game, he say, ahhhh."
*Kung Pow: "Oh if you think this is inconvinent, then how's about this? (Casts a death curse on the heroes) Now under a 90 second time limit, you'll automaticly be given a death that'll restart... THE ENTIRE BATTLE?!"
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*Kung Pow: "Oh if you think this is inconvenient, then how's about this? (Casts a death curse on the heroes) Now under a 90 second time limit, you'll automatically be given a death that'll restart... THE ENTIRE BATTLE?!"
*Icky: "(SCREAMS)?! DEATH CURSE BOSSES?! SERIOUSLY?! THEY'RE EXPSIECALLY AWFUL, ESPEICALLY IN RPGS?!"
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*Icky: "(SCREAMS)?! DEATH CURSE BOSSES?! SERIOUSLY?! THEY'RE EXPSIECALLY AWFUL, ESPEICALLY IN RPGs?!"
 
*Iago: "DICK MOVE, BRO?!"
 
*Iago: "DICK MOVE, BRO?!"
 
*Kung Pow: Guilty as charged. Have fun!
 
*Kung Pow: Guilty as charged. Have fun!
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*Kung Pow: "Feelings' mutual, mech ruiner?!"
 
*Kung Pow: "Feelings' mutual, mech ruiner?!"
 
*Dark Dragon: I'm going to enjoy this too much! (He continues fighting them)
 
*Dark Dragon: I'm going to enjoy this too much! (He continues fighting them)
*Deadpool's voice: "Ya know, shit like that makes me glad he's not a periment addition to the Scourge Dorks."
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*Deadpool's voice: "Ya know, shit like that makes me glad he's not a permanent addition to the Scourge Dorks."
 
*WB Deadpool: "Alot of that could be because of them being Omicronised."
 
*WB Deadpool: "Alot of that could be because of them being Omicronised."
*Deadpool's voice: "Doesn't me any less glad he wouldn't touch the Scrouge with a 7000 foot pole otherwise, though."
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*Deadpool's voice: "Doesn't me any less glad he wouldn't touch the Scrouge with a 7000-foot pole otherwise, though."
 
*(YB Deadpool): LET'S JUST KICK THAT JERKOFF'S JERKY!!! (He barely managed to finish Dark Dragon off with a QTE that ejected all the pixellanium from his body and turned him back to normal)
 
*(YB Deadpool): LET'S JUST KICK THAT JERKOFF'S JERKY!!! (He barely managed to finish Dark Dragon off with a QTE that ejected all the pixellanium from his body and turned him back to normal)
 
*Dark Dragon: WHAT IN MAKUTA'S NONEXISTENT BEARD?!... WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!
 
*Dark Dragon: WHAT IN MAKUTA'S NONEXISTENT BEARD?!... WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!
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*Kung Pow: Can YOU say dead as poop?!? (He attacks and Deadpool guided the Lodgers into beating the both of them by the time limit)... WHAT?! THAT CANCELED MY SPELL OUT!?
 
*Kung Pow: Can YOU say dead as poop?!? (He attacks and Deadpool guided the Lodgers into beating the both of them by the time limit)... WHAT?! THAT CANCELED MY SPELL OUT!?
 
*Kryptonia: "Some top punk of Prison 42 you turned out to be?!"
 
*Kryptonia: "Some top punk of Prison 42 you turned out to be?!"
*Dark Dragon: "Grrr?! Kung Pow, we're gonna have to incrise our efferts! (Kung Pow saw that and casted a new spell that caused a wide-flash!)"
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*Dark Dragon: "Grrr?! Kung Pow, we're gonna have to increase our efforts! (Kung Pow saw that and casted a new spell that caused a wide-flash!)"
*The flash ended, and the heroes are surprised to see that the two are combined to become a giant Black Chienese Dragon with Europian Dragon Wings!
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*The flash ended, and the heroes are surprised to see that the two are combined to become a giant Black Chinese Dragon with Europian Dragon Wings!
 
*New Dragon: "BEHOLD?! WE ARE NOW, DARK DRAKUNG POW?!"
 
*New Dragon: "BEHOLD?! WE ARE NOW, DARK DRAKUNG POW?!"
 
*Alexus: ".... THAT NAME'S EVEN STUPIDER?!"
 
*Alexus: ".... THAT NAME'S EVEN STUPIDER?!"
 
*Dark Drakung Pow roared as a new boss theme played!
 
*Dark Drakung Pow roared as a new boss theme played!
 
[[File:Bionicle The Game Soundtrack - Vs Makuta Final Phase|thumb|center|250px|Dark Drakung Pow Boss Battle]]
 
[[File:Bionicle The Game Soundtrack - Vs Makuta Final Phase|thumb|center|250px|Dark Drakung Pow Boss Battle]]
*WB Deadpool: "But alcourse, what Kung Pow would be complete without him turning into some kind of freaky aberition or monster?"
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*WB Deadpool: "But alcourse, what Kung Pow would be complete without him turning into some kind of freaky aberration or monster?"
 
*YB Deadpool: "Well he did started out as a giant robotic dragon monster, so-"
 
*YB Deadpool: "Well he did started out as a giant robotic dragon monster, so-"
 
*DDP: SILENCE!! (He breaths pixellanium fire as the heroes dodged) STOP MOVING!!! (He fought them as Deadpool guided them)
 
*DDP: SILENCE!! (He breaths pixellanium fire as the heroes dodged) STOP MOVING!!! (He fought them as Deadpool guided them)
*Kryptonia: Honestly, I'd say roast them, but I'm kinda on the fence whether I should fully hate them, because on one hand, they ruined my plans for revenge and left me here, but they also got me and my brother Xenon togather again, but at the same time, they didn't let me kill Alan, on the other hand though-
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*Kryptonia: Honestly, I'd say roast them, but I'm kinda on the fence whether I should fully hate them, because on one hand, they ruined my plans for revenge and left me here, but they also got me and my brother Xenon together again, but at the same time, they didn't let me kill Alan, on the other hand though-
 
*DDP: '''YOU STAY OUT OF THIS, YOU INDISIDIVE BITCH!!''' (After frightening Kryptonia into fainting, to Alan's amusement as he laughed until DDP did the same to him and he faints, he kept fighting the heroes)
 
*DDP: '''YOU STAY OUT OF THIS, YOU INDISIDIVE BITCH!!''' (After frightening Kryptonia into fainting, to Alan's amusement as he laughed until DDP did the same to him and he faints, he kept fighting the heroes)
 
*Nick: GOD, THIS GUY IS PIXELLANIUM DYNAMITE!!!
 
*Nick: GOD, THIS GUY IS PIXELLANIUM DYNAMITE!!!
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*(Deadpool): "(Speaks quickly) OkaynextlevelisropediafeaturingDocNefariousOKAYLET'SGO?! (Selects Ropedia)
 
*(Deadpool): "(Speaks quickly) OkaynextlevelisropediafeaturingDocNefariousOKAYLET'SGO?! (Selects Ropedia)
 
Ropedia
 
Ropedia
*The Heroes suddenly found themselves in Ropedia under a Nefarious Trooper invadtion as Dr. Nefarious' ship hovers over the capital building.
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*The Heroes suddenly found themselves in Ropedia under a Nefarious Trooper invasion as Dr. Nefarious' ship hovers over the capital building.
 
*Ralph: "..... Well..... I think this, is self-explanatory."
 
*Ralph: "..... Well..... I think this, is self-explanatory."
 
*Maniacal laughter was heard!
 
*Maniacal laughter was heard!
 
*An Omicronised Dr. Nefarious was seen having kidnapped an impourent figure of Ropedia, on a very fast jetpack while the bot police are trying to catch up!
 
*An Omicronised Dr. Nefarious was seen having kidnapped an impourent figure of Ropedia, on a very fast jetpack while the bot police are trying to catch up!
 
*Ralph: ".... That also doesn't need explanation!"
 
*Ralph: ".... That also doesn't need explanation!"
*Icky: "HE'S KIDNAPPED THE ROBOT GOVENOR G2 PEDIA?!"
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*Icky: "HE'S KIDNAPPED THE ROBOT GOVERNOR G2 PEDIA?!"
 
*Spyro: "Time we put a stop to that!"
 
*Spyro: "Time we put a stop to that!"
*The chase begun as the music played!
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*The chase began as the music played!
 
[[File:Ratchet & Clank - Launch Site - Mylon (Nefarious Theme) Metal Remix|thumb|center|250px|Dr. Nefarious Chase-Battle Theme]]
 
[[File:Ratchet & Clank - Launch Site - Mylon (Nefarious Theme) Metal Remix|thumb|center|250px|Dr. Nefarious Chase-Battle Theme]]
 
*(YB Deadpool): "Ohhh, a chase battle!"
 
*(YB Deadpool): "Ohhh, a chase battle!"
*(WB Deadpool): "Well at least it breaks up the monotiny of normal boss battles." (Deadpool guided them across the chase battle before finally rescuing G2)
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*(WB Deadpool): "Well at least it breaks up the monotony of normal boss battles. (Deadpool guided them across the chase battle before finally rescuing G2)"
 
*G2 Pedia: My goodness, thank you!! (Nefarious appeared riding Lawrence, who was now a Warbot butler the size of Max the Butler)
 
*G2 Pedia: My goodness, thank you!! (Nefarious appeared riding Lawrence, who was now a Warbot butler the size of Max the Butler)
 
*Nefarious: WELL, HELLOOO, MEATBAGS!!! SO KIND OF YOU TO PARTICIPATE IN MY NEW SCHEME TO RULE OVER ALL ROBOTS IN THE UUNIVERSES!!! Isn't that right, Lawrence?
 
*Nefarious: WELL, HELLOOO, MEATBAGS!!! SO KIND OF YOU TO PARTICIPATE IN MY NEW SCHEME TO RULE OVER ALL ROBOTS IN THE UUNIVERSES!!! Isn't that right, Lawrence?
 
*Lawrence: (With a maxed voice similar to Blowhole's scooter voice) Oh, I am really ecstatic, sir.
 
*Lawrence: (With a maxed voice similar to Blowhole's scooter voice) Oh, I am really ecstatic, sir.
 
*Nick:... I think I peed a little.
 
*Nick:... I think I peed a little.
*Nefarious: You think THAT makes you whiz yourself, let's see the robots experience the TRUE horrors of squishies, BY FACING THE MONSTROUS GRIP OF A Z'GRUTE!!! (Presses a button, but nothing happens)..... Uh, Lawerence?
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*Nefarious: You think THAT makes you whiz yourself, let's see the robots experience the TRUE horrors of squishes, BY FACING THE MONSTROUS GRIP OF A Z'GRUTE!!! (Presses a button, but nothing happens)..... Uh, Lawerence?
 
*Lawerence: "Odd. I was sure we managed to contain one this morning."
 
*Lawerence: "Odd. I was sure we managed to contain one this morning."
 
*???: "Looking for something, Nefarious?"
 
*???: "Looking for something, Nefarious?"
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*(Banzai): Who cares about the choice? It wouldn't surprise me if Escargoophead is jacked up to give Dedede a piss in his giant pants- (Deadpool selected the level)
 
*(Banzai): Who cares about the choice? It wouldn't surprise me if Escargoophead is jacked up to give Dedede a piss in his giant pants- (Deadpool selected the level)
 
Slimeball
 
Slimeball
*In the Slimeballian Throwneroom, Escargoon was seen relitively normal dispite being filled up with Pixilumium, but now in the appearence of an emperor.
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*In the Slimeballian Throwneroom, Escargoon was seen relatively normal despite being filled up with Pixilumium, but now in the appearance of an emperor.
 
*Banzai: "..... On second thought, Deadpool.... Maybe your onto something about this guy sucking."
 
*Banzai: "..... On second thought, Deadpool.... Maybe your onto something about this guy sucking."
 
*Gazelle: "Okay, how are we suppose to fight this?"
 
*Gazelle: "Okay, how are we suppose to fight this?"
 
*Escargoon: "(Sounding darker and intelligent in different voice) Ohhh, it's not me your going to fight.... But my bodyguard..... Dedede."
 
*Escargoon: "(Sounding darker and intelligent in different voice) Ohhh, it's not me your going to fight.... But my bodyguard..... Dedede."
*Skipper: "Oh, your sending that fat excuse for a penguin out at us? Well bring it on. Where's that misunderstood playground bully of a king anyway?"
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*Skipper: "Oh, you're sending that fat excuse for a penguin out at us? Well bring it on. Where's that misunderstood playground bully of a king anyway?"
 
*Stomps are heard, as everyone look to see that Dedede got jacked up and ripped in being Omicronised.....
 
*Stomps are heard, as everyone look to see that Dedede got jacked up and ripped in being Omicronised.....
 
*Skipper: "(Wheezes in fear!)."
 
*Skipper: "(Wheezes in fear!)."
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[[File:King Dedede - Kirby Star Allies - Music Extended|thumb|center|335 px|Buffed Dedede's Boss Theme]]
 
[[File:King Dedede - Kirby Star Allies - Music Extended|thumb|center|335 px|Buffed Dedede's Boss Theme]]
 
*YB Deadpool: "HOLY SHIT, THAT FAT BIRD GOT JACKED?!"
 
*YB Deadpool: "HOLY SHIT, THAT FAT BIRD GOT JACKED?!"
*Deadpool's voice: "SOMEONE TEST THAT GUY FOR STERIOD ABUSE?!"
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*Deadpool's voice: "SOMEONE TEST THAT GUY FOR STEROID ABUSE?!"
*WB Deadpool: "Though tecnecally nothing too new since Kirby Star Allies pretty much did this."
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*WB Deadpool: "Though technically nothing too new since Kirby Star Allies pretty much did this."
 
*Patrick: "Wow. This guy must've tried Larry's diet plan."
 
*Patrick: "Wow. This guy must've tried Larry's diet plan."
 
*Escargoon: Must say, it's nice being the boss for once since my Mom's visit. AND THE BEST PART?!? OHH, THE VERY BEST PART IS I HAVE FINALLY GOTTEN THE BEST OF DEDEDE!!! And it's been a long time coming. Let me tell you why I prefer this more!
 
*Escargoon: Must say, it's nice being the boss for once since my Mom's visit. AND THE BEST PART?!? OHH, THE VERY BEST PART IS I HAVE FINALLY GOTTEN THE BEST OF DEDEDE!!! And it's been a long time coming. Let me tell you why I prefer this more!
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*Razoff: Wow. Just pitiful.
 
*Razoff: Wow. Just pitiful.
 
*Icky: "Hey, it's not a bad song... Well, for villain songs anyway."
 
*Icky: "Hey, it's not a bad song... Well, for villain songs anyway."
*Razoff: "I was more talking about how phathic Escargoon is about his life!"
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*Razoff: "I was more talking about how pathetic Escargoon is about his life!"
 
*Icky: ".... Oh yeah, ya almost want to buy the poor loser pity ice cream."
 
*Icky: ".... Oh yeah, ya almost want to buy the poor loser pity ice cream."
*Escargoon: I HEARD THAT, WISEGUYS?! Backsass me again and I'll make Dedede beat you up TWICE AS HARD?! Besides, we kinda had a bet that I could rule better than him before all this. Now he's proven a better servant than king... As well as a butler, bodyguard, and right hand bird guy. Now, Dedede? You know what to do.
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*Escargoon: I HEARD THAT, WISEGUYS?! Backsass me again and I'll make Dedede beat you up TWICE AS HARD?! Besides, we kinda had a bet that I could rule better than him before all this. Now he's proven a better servant than as a king... As well as a butler, bodyguard, and right-hand bird guy. Now, Dedede? You know what to do.
 
*Dedede: (He yelled and fights them with Deadpool's control as the music continued and he took out a maxed up mallet)
 
*Dedede: (He yelled and fights them with Deadpool's control as the music continued and he took out a maxed up mallet)
 
*Bryson: HOLY STAR-WISHING JIMINY!!!!
 
*Bryson: HOLY STAR-WISHING JIMINY!!!!
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*Dedede: DEDEDE SMAAAAASH!!!! (He attacks)
 
*Dedede: DEDEDE SMAAAAASH!!!! (He attacks)
 
*(Deadpool): Jesus, really? You're no Hulk, buster!
 
*(Deadpool): Jesus, really? You're no Hulk, buster!
*YB Deadpool: "(Laughs histerically) YOU SAID HULK BUSTER?! (LAUGHS)!? YA KNOW, LIKE TONY STARK'S ANTI-HULK MECH SUIT?!"
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*YB Deadpool: "(Laughs hysterically) YOU SAID HULK BUSTER?! (LAUGHS)!? YA KNOW, LIKE TONY STARK'S ANTI-HULK MECH SUIT?!"
*Deadpool started to laugh with YB in realisation!
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*Deadpool started to laugh with YB in realization!
 
*WB Deadpool: "CAN WE FOCUS HERE?!" (The entire group died with the death screen and Deadpool respawns them)
 
*WB Deadpool: "CAN WE FOCUS HERE?!" (The entire group died with the death screen and Deadpool respawns them)
 
*Shenzi: MUFASA'S MERCY!!! WILL YOU EVER STAY FOCUSED?!?
 
*Shenzi: MUFASA'S MERCY!!! WILL YOU EVER STAY FOCUSED?!?
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*Escargoon: It's over, Lodgers!!! (Chuckles until the generator activated as he laughed as a flash turned everything back to normal)......... Did I win the bet?
 
*Escargoon: It's over, Lodgers!!! (Chuckles until the generator activated as he laughed as a flash turned everything back to normal)......... Did I win the bet?
 
*Dedede: "Give or take.... BUT NOW YOU'RE GONNA LOSE YOUR TEETH FOR TREATING ME LIKE YER BITCH?!"
 
*Dedede: "Give or take.... BUT NOW YOU'RE GONNA LOSE YOUR TEETH FOR TREATING ME LIKE YER BITCH?!"
*Escargoon screamed cowerdly as Dedede proceeded to chase him around!
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*Escargoon screamed cowardly as Dedede proceeded to chase him around!
 
*Lord Shelluon showed up.....
 
*Lord Shelluon showed up.....
 
*Lord Shelluon: ".... Oh thank you for freeing us of that crazy weirdo's rule! He was gonna make our people erect shines in the name of "S-cargon!" I know not of what an S-cargon is!"
 
*Lord Shelluon: ".... Oh thank you for freeing us of that crazy weirdo's rule! He was gonna make our people erect shines in the name of "S-cargon!" I know not of what an S-cargon is!"
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The Valley of Peace
 
The Valley of Peace
 
*Cobra, Junjie and other KFP Villains, all clearly omicronised, were gathered in the Jade Palace preparing a huge ritual, as Oogway's pool looked to be tainted with Pixilumium.
 
*Cobra, Junjie and other KFP Villains, all clearly omicronised, were gathered in the Jade Palace preparing a huge ritual, as Oogway's pool looked to be tainted with Pixilumium.
*Cobra: "Fellow villains of this world. Rejoice. We have a perfect way to pixilised the entire world, in a fell swoop. We'll bring the dead from the spirit realm, and enhance with Vi-Tor's glorious subtence, and have them spread throughtout the world, FOR US! And with Oogway's pool, we can atthive this?! Begin the ceremony!" (They all did as the Lodgers appeared)
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*Cobra: "Fellow villains of this world. Rejoice. We have a perfect way to pixelized the entire world, in a fell swoop. We'll bring the dead from the spirit realm, and enhance with Vi-Tor's glorious substance, and have them spread throughout the world, FOR US! And with Oogway's pool, we can achieve this?! Begin the ceremony!" (They all did as the Lodgers appeared)
 
*Ralph:... OH, FOR F***'S SAKE, DEADPOOL!!!!
 
*Ralph:... OH, FOR F***'S SAKE, DEADPOOL!!!!
 
*(Deadpool): Hey, you want to stop VV, then let me play you however I want!
 
*(Deadpool): Hey, you want to stop VV, then let me play you however I want!
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*Temutai: "I think they just, poofed in."
 
*Temutai: "I think they just, poofed in."
 
*Junjie: "Just, poofed, in?"
 
*Junjie: "Just, poofed, in?"
*Taotie: "Well if there was a more sciencetific explanation I would've offered it."
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*Taotie: "Well if there was a more scientific explanation I would've offered it."
 
*Meng Tao: "WHO CARES?! GET THEM?!"
 
*Meng Tao: "WHO CARES?! GET THEM?!"
*Cobra: "NO?! WE NEED TO FOCUS ON THE CERAMONY!?"
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*Cobra: "NO?! WE NEED TO FOCUS ON THE CEREMONY!?"
*Spongebob: "Ohhh, your having a party?"
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*Spongebob: "Ohhh, you're having a party?"
 
*Squidward: "SpongeBob?!"
 
*Squidward: "SpongeBob?!"
 
*SpongeBob: Wait, ceremonies are parties, right?
 
*SpongeBob: Wait, ceremonies are parties, right?
 
*Cobra: (Everyone paused)...... GET THEM?! (They did that)
 
*Cobra: (Everyone paused)...... GET THEM?! (They did that)
*The group began to fight the KFP villains in usual fastion.
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*The group began to fight the KFP villains in the usual fashion.
*Cobra was see working on the ritual as quickly as possable!
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*Cobra was seen working on the ritual as quickly as possible!
 
*Junjie: "Master, what are you doing?"
 
*Junjie: "Master, what are you doing?"
*Cobra: "In thanks to this interfearence, I'll have to rush the cerimony and get at least ONE spirit out to help us! Those heroes would make getting a complete one complicated!"
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*Cobra: "In thanks to this interference, I'll have to rush the ceremony and get at least ONE spirit out to help us! Those heroes would make getting a complete one complicated!"
 
*Junjie: "But what if this backfires?!"
 
*Junjie: "But what if this backfires?!"
 
*Cobra: "Would you rather take your chances with them defeating us?!"
 
*Cobra: "Would you rather take your chances with them defeating us?!"
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*Icky: "No kidding! That pool made you even MORE hard to look at!"
 
*Icky: "No kidding! That pool made you even MORE hard to look at!"
 
*Cobra: "Well now, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO BE, ESPEICALLY PUNISHING FOR THIS DISRESPECT- ("Get Ready to Die"'s starting jingle was heard as everyone was confused and surprised)."
 
*Cobra: "Well now, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO BE, ESPEICALLY PUNISHING FOR THIS DISRESPECT- ("Get Ready to Die"'s starting jingle was heard as everyone was confused and surprised)."
Fu-Xi's enterence played out like this as a giant cobra-dragon airship arrives to the valley of peace as Fu-Xi entered the place like a boss with his partners!
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Fu-Xi's entrance played out like this as a giant cobra-dragon airship arrives to the valley of peace as Fu-Xi entered the place like a boss with his partners!
 
[[File:Alucard Returns (Hellsing Abridged)|thumb|center|250 px]]
 
[[File:Alucard Returns (Hellsing Abridged)|thumb|center|250 px]]
*Fu-Xi: "..... Well, well, well... What do we have here? I haven't have much of a chance to see you guys again and look what brought us togather: The Shamed Freak Mang Cobra, A Shoulin Disgraced Fox, The Embessity Washout, And- (Looks at Taotie)..... Uh.... Is your named Tietao? (To Shifu) Hey, what's the pig's name again. (Taotie growled) Oh ho ho, take it easy, Mmmmmmgh!"
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*Fu-Xi: "..... Well, well, well... What do we have here? I haven't have much of a chance to see you guys again and look what brought us together: The Shamed Freak Mang Cobra, A Shoulin Disgraced Fox, The Embessity Washout, And- (Looks at Taotie)..... Uh.... Is your named Tietao? (To Shifu) Hey, what's the pig's name again. (Taotie growled) Oh ho ho, take it easy, Mmmmmmgh!"
 
*Icky: "I swear, Fu-Xi is turning into a regular Abridged Vegeta/Alucard everyday."
 
*Icky: "I swear, Fu-Xi is turning into a regular Abridged Vegeta/Alucard everyday."
 
*(Deadpool): "That was a very badass introduction though."
 
*(Deadpool): "That was a very badass introduction though."
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*Patrick: Wait, did you two even meet? I can't really remember.
 
*Patrick: Wait, did you two even meet? I can't really remember.
 
*Squidward: Not like you could remember ANYTHING.
 
*Squidward: Not like you could remember ANYTHING.
*Cobra: "I believe the idiot was trying to refer to [[Opening A Can of Snakes]], but in tecnecally, I haven't actselly physically met Fu-Xi, I only interacted with his bounty hunter abersaries."
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*Cobra: "I believe the idiot was trying to refer to [[Opening A Can of Snakes]], but in technically, I haven't actselly physically met Fu-Xi, I only interacted with his bounty hunter adversaries."
 
*Fu-Xi: "Still abit sore about that personally, by the way."
 
*Fu-Xi: "Still abit sore about that personally, by the way."
*Cobra: "Ohhhh. Well, it wasn't meant to be anything against you, Great Fu-Xi, I-..... Your going to beat me up painfully, are you-" (Fu-Xi tail spin-kicks him away from the pool as he got angry) GRRRRGH!!! I DIDN'T WANT TO HURT YOU, BUT YOU JUST LEFT ME NO- (Fu-Xi beat him up)
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*Cobra: "Ohhhh. Well, it wasn't meant to be anything against you, Great Fu-Xi, I-..... You're going to beat me up painfully, are you-" (Fu-Xi tail spin-kicks him away from the pool as he got angry) GRRRRGH!!! I DIDN'T WANT TO HURT YOU, BUT YOU JUST LEFT ME NO- (Fu-Xi beat him up)
 
*Sparx: FIIIIRRRREEE-
 
*Sparx: FIIIIRRRREEE-
 
*Fire: If I see your d*** growing, I'll tear it off and shove it up your throat!
 
*Fire: If I see your d*** growing, I'll tear it off and shove it up your throat!
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*Cobra: ENOUGH!! (He attacked as Deadpool fought him controlling the heroes and QTEs Cobra back to normal)
 
*Cobra: ENOUGH!! (He attacked as Deadpool fought him controlling the heroes and QTEs Cobra back to normal)
 
*Fu-Xi:... At last! It is done!
 
*Fu-Xi:... At last! It is done!
*(Vi-Tor): "I felt that you survvied that too easily. So let's bring the big guy out anyway!?"
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*(Vi-Tor): "I felt that you survived that too easily. So let's bring the big guy out anyway!?"
 
*Music started to play, as rising from the pool, is Kai in the color of God of War Kratos!
 
*Music started to play, as rising from the pool, is Kai in the color of God of War Kratos!
 
*Icky: "VI-TOR YOU CHEATING DICK?!"
 
*Icky: "VI-TOR YOU CHEATING DICK?!"
 
*(YB Deadpool): "(This video)"
 
*(YB Deadpool): "(This video)"
 
[[File:SMG4 Sounds - HE FUCKING CHEATED|thumb|center|250px]]
 
[[File:SMG4 Sounds - HE FUCKING CHEATED|thumb|center|250px]]
*WB Deadpool: "Okay, I know Kai gets compaired to Kratos from the God of War games from time to time, but now this is just rediculious!"
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*WB Deadpool: "Okay, I know Kai gets compared to Kratos from the God of War games from time to time, but now this is just ridiculous!"
 
[[File:Imagine Dragons - I'm So Sorry (Lyrics)|thumb|center|250px|PixKai's Boss Theme]]
 
[[File:Imagine Dragons - I'm So Sorry (Lyrics)|thumb|center|250px|PixKai's Boss Theme]]
 
*PixKai: "GIVE ME YOUR CHI?!"
 
*PixKai: "GIVE ME YOUR CHI?!"
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*Cobra: "Well, this is a weird thing to wake up back too!"
 
*Cobra: "Well, this is a weird thing to wake up back too!"
 
*Junjie: "I only remember preparing my glorious pirating operation, and suddenly I'm here! (Realised he spoke that aloud)...... Ohhhhh."
 
*Junjie: "I only remember preparing my glorious pirating operation, and suddenly I'm here! (Realised he spoke that aloud)...... Ohhhhh."
*Cobra: ".... (Angerly) That, reminds me?! (Pounces onto Junjie and started to beat him up) IMBACILE?! YOU STARTED THIS MESS TO BEGIN WITH?! (Resumes beating up Junjie)!"
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*Cobra: ".... (Angerly) That, reminds me?! (Pounces onto Junjie and started to beat him up) IMBECILE?! YOU STARTED THIS MESS TO BEGIN WITH?! (Resumes beating up Junjie)!"
 
*Tai Lung: "(Dazed in his hole) Ya know sir, it's just as much as a bad day for him as it is for all of us."
 
*Tai Lung: "(Dazed in his hole) Ya know sir, it's just as much as a bad day for him as it is for all of us."
 
*Cobra: "YES BUT KICKING HIS ASS IS HOW I CAN MAKE MYSELF FEEL BETTER?! (Resumes beating up Junjie?!)"
 
*Cobra: "YES BUT KICKING HIS ASS IS HOW I CAN MAKE MYSELF FEEL BETTER?! (Resumes beating up Junjie?!)"
*Shifu: "..... We'll worry about Mang's outburst later, right now, we need to both de-pixilised Kai and send him back to the spirit realm!"
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*Shifu: "..... We'll worry about Mang's outburst later, right now, we need to both de-pixelized Kai and send him back to the spirit realm!"
 
*Duke: Well, let's just pull a Gazelle and be done with it.
 
*Duke: Well, let's just pull a Gazelle and be done with it.
 
*Gazelle: HE KNEW TO TAKE ME OUT- (She was turning into a drone)
 
*Gazelle: HE KNEW TO TAKE ME OUT- (She was turning into a drone)
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*Po: (Panting heavily)... PLEASE tell me that was it!!!
 
*Po: (Panting heavily)... PLEASE tell me that was it!!!
 
*(Vi-Tor): "UNFORTUNATELY, YES?! And with only two levels to go, I'm going have to get the remaining bosses to REALLY step up the game?! You thought I was a d*** to you before? JUST WAIT?!"
 
*(Vi-Tor): "UNFORTUNATELY, YES?! And with only two levels to go, I'm going have to get the remaining bosses to REALLY step up the game?! You thought I was a d*** to you before? JUST WAIT?!"
*Cobra was seen still beating up Junjie, as they and the other KFP villains quickly got ensnared by Ralth and Team Scattergood.
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*Cobra was seen still beating up Junjie, as they and the other KFP villains quickly got ensnared by Ralph and Team Scattergood.
 
*Ralph: "Okay Mang, that's about enough."
 
*Ralph: "Okay Mang, that's about enough."
*Fu-Xi: "So, I trust you guys are leaving soon, right? If so, I vollenteer to babysit the cretins until things return to normal. Oh, and Prehistoric Bird?..... You owe me that talk about your crack involving Equestria's Midgard Serpent."
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*Fu-Xi: "So, I trust you guys are leaving soon, right? If so, I volunteer to babysit the cretins until things return to normal. Oh, and Prehistoric Bird?..... You owe me that talk about your crack involving Equestria's Midgard Serpent."
*Icky: "(Nerviously) Hey, come on, it wasn't meant to be racist to snakes, it's just, the idea of a giant norse serpent in of itself holding the planet togather is, still an unpleasent thought, I meant nothing by what I said-"
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*Icky: "(Nervously) Hey, come on, it wasn't meant to be racist to snakes, it's just, the idea of a giant Norse serpent in of itself holding the planet together is, still an unpleasant thought, I meant nothing by what I said-"
 
*Fu-Xi: "Did you hear that?"
 
*Fu-Xi: "Did you hear that?"
 
*Icky: "Hear wha- (Fu-Xi whips Icky in the crotch) OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-HO-HO-HO?!"
 
*Icky: "Hear wha- (Fu-Xi whips Icky in the crotch) OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-HO-HO-HO?!"
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*Fu-Xi: "Yeah, totally saw that coming 500 miles away."
 
*Fu-Xi: "Yeah, totally saw that coming 500 miles away."
 
*Thunderclap: "Yeesh, and I thought Gazelle was bad about handling people making racist remarks."
 
*Thunderclap: "Yeesh, and I thought Gazelle was bad about handling people making racist remarks."
*Gazelle: "Thunderclap, he's only passionate about defending his people from grave disrespect. Snakes are amongst the most discriminated creatures in the universes, next to sharks and musquietos."
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*Gazelle: "Thunderclap, he's only passionate about defending his people from grave disrespect. Snakes are amongst the most discriminated creatures in the universes, next to sharks and mosquitos."
 
*Thunderclap: "Well I can see that, it's just, isn't he abit over-reacting?"
 
*Thunderclap: "Well I can see that, it's just, isn't he abit over-reacting?"
*Fu-Xi: "WELL LET'S SEE YOU HANDLE USING YOUR FAMILY TO SNAKE GENISIDE ORCANSTRAIGHTED BY MONGOOSES TO TRY TO GET RID OF ME?!"
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*Fu-Xi: "WELL LET'S SEE YOU HANDLE USING YOUR FAMILY TO SNAKE GENOCIDE ORCANSTRAIGHTED BY MONGOOSES TO TRY TO GET RID OF ME?!"
 
*Silence.....
 
*Silence.....
*Bubbha: "..... Sir, my congolences go straight to ya and your lost kin."
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*Bubbha: "..... Sir, my condolences go straight to ya and your lost kin."
 
*Po: "..... Yeah, mind Thunderclap Fu-Xi, he, didn't exactly got to know the full story."
 
*Po: "..... Yeah, mind Thunderclap Fu-Xi, he, didn't exactly got to know the full story."
 
*Fu-Xi: "Well your lucky I know scrubs when I see'im."
 
*Fu-Xi: "Well your lucky I know scrubs when I see'im."
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*Fu-Xi: "..... Scrub, not grub, ya prehistoric half-wit."
 
*Fu-Xi: "..... Scrub, not grub, ya prehistoric half-wit."
 
*Thunderclap: ".... Well I'm still not that."
 
*Thunderclap: ".... Well I'm still not that."
*Iago: "Okay Deadpool, this is starting to get ackword now, can you get us to the next level alread-"
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*Iago: "Okay Deadpool, this is starting to get awkward now, can you get us to the next level alread-"
 
*(Deadpool): On it. (He presses the button)
 
*(Deadpool): On it. (He presses the button)
 
Warface
 
Warface
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*Czar Juke: "AHHHHHHHHHH?! WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE SOVIET UNION?!"
 
*Czar Juke: "AHHHHHHHHHH?! WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE SOVIET UNION?!"
 
*Sultan Bubba: "What sorcery caused them to appear like that!?"
 
*Sultan Bubba: "What sorcery caused them to appear like that!?"
*Emperor Chao: "Perhaps, the same force behind the purple substance that infected Warface's healing lake and caused it to become worse then already?"
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*Emperor Chao: "Perhaps, the same force behind the purple substance that infected Warface's healing lake and caused it to become worse than already?"
 
*Siana: "The Shell Lodgers? And.... People we never seen before? How, did you came her so quickly, let alone, like that?!"
 
*Siana: "The Shell Lodgers? And.... People we never seen before? How, did you came her so quickly, let alone, like that?!"
 
*Icky: "We would, (Groans in pain), Explain, but we don't exactly know either!"
 
*Icky: "We would, (Groans in pain), Explain, but we don't exactly know either!"
*Czar Juke: ".... Well, maybe you can at least help us. We discovered that the one seemingly behind this, is none other then one of your "Villain League" adversaries, one by the name of Rourke. Not only did he contaminate our lake, but he somehow turn our planet's core into one big Nuclear Bomb called "H.A.R.D.R.E.S.E.T.". He threatens to detonate it if we don't submit to this "Viral Vi-tor" without question."
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*Czar Juke: ".... Well, maybe you can at least help us. We discovered that the one seemingly behind this, is none other than one of your "Villain League" adversaries, one by the name of Rourke. Not only did he contaminate our lake, but he somehow turn our planet's core into one big Nuclear Bomb called "H.A.R.D.R.E.S.E.T.". He threatens to detonate it if we don't submit to this "Viral Vi-tor" without question."
 
*Ralph: ".... Oh no. That mad snake! He wouldn't!"
 
*Ralph: ".... Oh no. That mad snake! He wouldn't!"
 
*Iago: "(Concerned) Why is that bad?"
 
*Iago: "(Concerned) Why is that bad?"
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*Dr. Cockroach: You don't think someone else out there is giving him a reprogram?
 
*Dr. Cockroach: You don't think someone else out there is giving him a reprogram?
 
*Icky: "Oh, so NOW do you believe me that the Architect is behind this?!"
 
*Icky: "Oh, so NOW do you believe me that the Architect is behind this?!"
*Shifu: "Icky, please! It is still a strech to say the Architect would be behind this! This is too extreme for even a Darkspawn!"
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*Shifu: "Icky, please! It is still a stretch to say the Architect would be behind this! This is too extreme for even a Darkspawn!"
 
*Icky: "HELLO?! Remember that this is the same dude that once sent me and Iago here on Warface to begin with as a means of trying to axe us! Don't you DARE tell me that it's doubtful he has nothing to do with this s***?!"
 
*Icky: "HELLO?! Remember that this is the same dude that once sent me and Iago here on Warface to begin with as a means of trying to axe us! Don't you DARE tell me that it's doubtful he has nothing to do with this s***?!"
 
*Lord Shen: "Well, to say that he is, is it not risky of him to not consider Vi-Tor's insanity to backfire in a way like a bomb that will RESET THE ENTIRE UNIVERSES, WITH HIM ON IT?!"
 
*Lord Shen: "Well, to say that he is, is it not risky of him to not consider Vi-Tor's insanity to backfire in a way like a bomb that will RESET THE ENTIRE UNIVERSES, WITH HIM ON IT?!"
 
*Icky: "A guy called "Architect" would be a pretty smart dude! He has likely predicted Vi-Tor would be that crazy and give himself an ability to be immune to the blast and allow him to see the birth of the UUniverses, and potaintionally allowed him to make sure the Darkspawn do the first war right! He could effectively prevent Chernabog's defeat!"
 
*Icky: "A guy called "Architect" would be a pretty smart dude! He has likely predicted Vi-Tor would be that crazy and give himself an ability to be immune to the blast and allow him to see the birth of the UUniverses, and potaintionally allowed him to make sure the Darkspawn do the first war right! He could effectively prevent Chernabog's defeat!"
*Gazelle: ".... Crazy as this all sounds, what if Icky is even partially right? What if the Architect was behind why Vi-Tor was freed? I mean, a lot of this was too much for the influence of a long deleted virus to atthive."
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*Gazelle: ".... Crazy as this all sounds, what if Icky is even partially right? What if the Architect was behind why Vi-Tor was freed? I mean, a lot of this was too much for the influence of a long-deleted virus to achieve."
*Kolwalski: "But I haven't found any evidence of Darkspawn influence on my computer!"
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*Kowalski: "But I haven't found any evidence of Darkspawn influence on my computer!"
 
*Icky: "..... Remember Sandy freaking out how the computer burned her like hell when she touched it?"
 
*Icky: "..... Remember Sandy freaking out how the computer burned her like hell when she touched it?"
*Kolwalski: "...... Yes?"
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*Kowalski: "...... Yes?"
 
*Icky: "BINGO?! Case closed!"
 
*Icky: "BINGO?! Case closed!"
*Skipper: "That's not exactly offictal proof of Darkspawn tomfoolery! Machines become hotter then hell all the time! That's why there's fans in them. There needs to be more physical evidence, like, finding things you don't remember having before, like, evidence of someone in the computer in some fastion! Like puking in the virtual trashcan after reading Banzai's fanfiction out of morbid curiousity!"
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*Skipper: "That's not exactly official proof of Darkspawn tomfoolery! Machines become hotter than hell all the time! That's why there's fans in them. There needs to be more physical evidence, like, finding things you don't remember having before, like, evidence of someone in the computer in some fashion! Like puking in the virtual trashcan after reading Banzai's fanfiction out of morbid curiosity!"
 
*Banzai: "HEY?!"
 
*Banzai: "HEY?!"
*Mantis: "Hey, don't try to deny it man, that s***'s nasty, even for bad fanfic standerds!"
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*Mantis: "Hey, don't try to deny it man, that s***'s nasty, even for bad fanfic standards!"
 
*Czar Juke: "AHEM?! If we MAY have the Lougers due attention, we have a crisis on Warface to attend to?!"
 
*Czar Juke: "AHEM?! If we MAY have the Lougers due attention, we have a crisis on Warface to attend to?!"
 
*Miguel: Hold your horses, man, we'll get on that!
 
*Miguel: Hold your horses, man, we'll get on that!
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*Czar Juke: "Well, look at it like this.... Would we be asking for your help if they were handling this well?"
 
*Czar Juke: "Well, look at it like this.... Would we be asking for your help if they were handling this well?"
 
*Bubbha: "I take that as a "Hell no" then?"
 
*Bubbha: "I take that as a "Hell no" then?"
*Siana: Honey, that only barely scratched the surface of our conumdrum.
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*Siana: Honey, that only barely scratched the surface of our conundrum.
 
*Czar Juke: But that's not even the weirdest part. All casualties weren't even casualties for long. They kept coming back to life.
 
*Czar Juke: But that's not even the weirdest part. All casualties weren't even casualties for long. They kept coming back to life.
*Kowalski: Well, that would be thanks to the purple stuff that infected your lake and turned Warface into an even bigger mess, and plus the planet's core becoming a bomb. The purple stuff, Pixilumium, came entirely from a virtual video game I had the idea to mass produce since VR headsets became more implemented. But, for some odd reason, (To Icky) That of which is STILL DEBATED ON WHY IT'S THAT WAY, (Back to the Warface leaders) It's antagonist became real and went rogue. Now these guys, the game's heroes, are helping us stop him.
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*Kowalski: Well, that would be thanks to the purple stuff that infected your lake and turned Warface into an even bigger mess, and plus the planet's core becoming a bomb. The purple stuff, Pixilumium, came entirely from a virtual video game I had the idea to mass-produce since VR headsets became more implemented. But, for some odd reason, (To Icky) That of which is STILL DEBATED ON WHY IT'S THAT WAY, (Back to the Warface leaders) It's antagonist became real and went rogue. Now these guys, the game's heroes, are helping us stop him.
*Chao: And I presume this agtaginist is by the name Vi-Tor?
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*Chao: And I presume this antagonist is by the name Vi-Tor?
 
*Kowalski: Yep.
 
*Kowalski: Yep.
 
*Skipper: Well clearly your forces are dying and respawning embarrassingly trying to get to the bombifived core.
 
*Skipper: Well clearly your forces are dying and respawning embarrassingly trying to get to the bombifived core.
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*(WB Deadpool): It's Warface, duh.
 
*(WB Deadpool): It's Warface, duh.
 
*(Deadpool): Yeah, but this is too much even for them.
 
*(Deadpool): Yeah, but this is too much even for them.
*Tiffany: Well, this is just peachey!
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*Tiffany: Well, this is just peachy!
 
*Alexus: Relax, as soon as we find those four leaders, we've got this. I've just need to get into their communications.
 
*Alexus: Relax, as soon as we find those four leaders, we've got this. I've just need to get into their communications.
 
*(Majors): MILLER, YOUR LOCATION?!
 
*(Majors): MILLER, YOUR LOCATION?!
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*(Majors):... Commander Fist, I could use your expertise!
 
*(Majors):... Commander Fist, I could use your expertise!
 
*(Fist): HEY F*** YOU, MAN!!!
 
*(Fist): HEY F*** YOU, MAN!!!
*(Majors): READ THE ROOM!!! Anyway, Miller, I guess your in purple s***.
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*(Majors): READ THE ROOM!!! Anyway, Miller, I guess you're in purple s***.
*(Miller): I JUST SAW MY SON GET KILLED THE SAME WAY 17 TIMES IN ONLY 1 MINUTE!!! It's, kinda disterbing and trumatising, to be honest! It's like I'm watching loops of a gaming fail!
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*(Miller): I JUST SAW MY SON GET KILLED THE SAME WAY 17 TIMES IN ONLY 1 MINUTE!!! It's, kinda disturbing and traumatizing, to be honest! It's like I'm watching loops of a gaming fail!
 
*(Majors): Just hold on. Madam President says help is on the way!
 
*(Majors): Just hold on. Madam President says help is on the way!
 
*(Miller): Sir, not gonna lie to you. We're stuck in a ditch here. Based on what was heard, our bombifived planet core is already ticking, all my men are dying over and over, and I'm running out of bullets.
 
*(Miller): Sir, not gonna lie to you. We're stuck in a ditch here. Based on what was heard, our bombifived planet core is already ticking, all my men are dying over and over, and I'm running out of bullets.
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*(Miller): COME AND GET ME YOU PURPLE SPLOOGE-CHUGGING S***N STAINS!!!! (He was shot by a sniper and died in an embarrassingly chained manner as the Shocktroopers laughed and he respawned)... Ow!
 
*(Miller): COME AND GET ME YOU PURPLE SPLOOGE-CHUGGING S***N STAINS!!!! (He was shot by a sniper and died in an embarrassingly chained manner as the Shocktroopers laughed and he respawned)... Ow!
 
*(Icky): If you two are finished quoting ''Hellsing Ultimate Abridged'', can we have your attention?
 
*(Icky): If you two are finished quoting ''Hellsing Ultimate Abridged'', can we have your attention?
*(Majors): "Well thank gods that you guys showed up! In case you aren't informed, our planet's core got turned into a nuclear weapon named "H.A.R.D.R.E.S.E.T.", and one of your leager friends, Rourke, is threatening to detonate it?!"
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*(Majors): "Well thank gods that you guys showed up! In case you aren't informed, our planet's core got turned into a nuclear weapon named "H.A.R.D.R.E.S.E.T.", and one of your leaguer friends, Rourke, is threatening to detonate it?!"
 
*(Tigress): Your leaders told us about it. We're just going to secure your multicraft carriers so we can go in subtly.
 
*(Tigress): Your leaders told us about it. We're just going to secure your multicraft carriers so we can go in subtly.
 
*(Majors): Hate to burst your bubbles, but Topolosky, Qiang and Ammar are in just as much deep purple s*** as me. All we can do right now is keep these guys occupied while you get to Rourke.
 
*(Majors): Hate to burst your bubbles, but Topolosky, Qiang and Ammar are in just as much deep purple s*** as me. All we can do right now is keep these guys occupied while you get to Rourke.
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*Alexus: I was GETTING to that! Even if I could use them, one, it's gonna be hard in a firefight. Two, the drones are easy targets. Three, there's no telling how long we have before the H.A.R- Okay, f*** it, calling it HARDRESET, goes off. Four, even if we did, Vi-Tor will troll us again by making it go off quicker. Five, we've used my ingenuity so many times, Vi-Tor should be expecting it.
 
*Alexus: I was GETTING to that! Even if I could use them, one, it's gonna be hard in a firefight. Two, the drones are easy targets. Three, there's no telling how long we have before the H.A.R- Okay, f*** it, calling it HARDRESET, goes off. Four, even if we did, Vi-Tor will troll us again by making it go off quicker. Five, we've used my ingenuity so many times, Vi-Tor should be expecting it.
 
*(Deadpool): Ugh, let's just take your word for it and get that damn bomb.
 
*(Deadpool): Ugh, let's just take your word for it and get that damn bomb.
*Icky: "Wait, Hardreset was basicly Warface's planet core, right? What if blowing up Hardreset jumpstarts, well, the hard reset?"
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*Icky: "Wait, Hardreset was basically Warface's planet core, right? What if blowing up Hardreset jumpstarts, well, the hard reset?"
*Alexus: "Which is why I need to modify the current bomb to try and work around that risk. If we just use it vallena, at best, it just doesn't work, worse case scenario.... Well, you already explained that."
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*Alexus: "Which is why I need to modify the current bomb to try and work around that risk. If we just use it vallena, at best, it just doesn't work, worst-case scenario.... Well, you already explained that."
 
*Tiffany: So you're risking the world's life on it?
 
*Tiffany: So you're risking the world's life on it?
 
*Alexus: Look, if it makes you relieved, I'll attach a powerful respawn generator to restore everything should that occur.
 
*Alexus: Look, if it makes you relieved, I'll attach a powerful respawn generator to restore everything should that occur.
 
*Ralph:... I guess it's an improvement.
 
*Ralph:... I guess it's an improvement.
 
*Izzy: Alright, I think I found the ship. It's somewhere at latitude 140 degrees south and longitude 10 degrees east, moving only a mile an hour towards Gunning Rock.
 
*Izzy: Alright, I think I found the ship. It's somewhere at latitude 140 degrees south and longitude 10 degrees east, moving only a mile an hour towards Gunning Rock.
*Juke's voice: "Why the devil are those idiots going there?! They're suppose to head to the battlefield!"
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*Juke's voice: "Why the devil are those idiots going there?! They're supposed to head to the battlefield!"
*Tigress: "..... Rourke is present afterall.... I think I have a good idea why that ship is not following diretions."
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*Tigress: "..... Rourke is present afterall.... I think I have a good idea why that ship is not following directions."
 
Artaxerxes ship.
 
Artaxerxes ship.
*An Omicronised Helga was seen leading a large battleion of Shocktroopers, having captured the entire ship crew and secured the cure bomb.
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*An Omicronised Helga was seen leading a large battalion of Shocktroopers, having captured the entire ship crew and secured the cure bomb.
 
*Helga: ".... (On intercom) Has the ship new navigator set course?"
 
*Helga: ".... (On intercom) Has the ship new navigator set course?"
 
*Shocktrooper Navigator: "Aye, Miss Helga. I'm already setting course to crash this ship right into a place known as "Gunning Rock". That should cause the rig to sink into the bottom and the device with it."
 
*Shocktrooper Navigator: "Aye, Miss Helga. I'm already setting course to crash this ship right into a place known as "Gunning Rock". That should cause the rig to sink into the bottom and the device with it."
*Helga: "Good. After that, we'll be back home in time for the fireworks. (Turns off intercom) Okay men, I want this place tighter than Fort Knox, seal off any enterences and set all defences to be against anything not apart of this ship or us. Leave no stone unturned, and remember, and I can't f*****g stress this enough, if you hear or see anything weird, warn everyone right away, don't do anything stupid, just sound the alarm, okay?"
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*Helga: "Good. After that, we'll be back home in time for the fireworks. (Turns off intercom) Okay men, I want this place tighter than Fort Knox, seal off any entrances and set all defenses to be against anything not apart of this ship or us. Leave no stone unturned, and remember, and I can't f*****g stress this enough, if you hear or see anything weird, warn everyone right away, don't do anything stupid, just sound the alarm, okay?"
 
*Shocktroopers: "MA'AM YES MA'AM?!"
 
*Shocktroopers: "MA'AM YES MA'AM?!"
 
*Helga: Excellent! (They left as she got into a sweet tech suit with a jetpack and two Omicron dual blasters)... Come and get me, Lodgers! This time, we're ready!
 
*Helga: Excellent! (They left as she got into a sweet tech suit with a jetpack and two Omicron dual blasters)... Come and get me, Lodgers! This time, we're ready!
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*Max: "Oh, who's there?"
 
*Max: "Oh, who's there?"
 
*Helga: "HEAT-SEEKING MISSLES!! (Fires that from the blasters)!"
 
*Helga: "HEAT-SEEKING MISSLES!! (Fires that from the blasters)!"
*Max: "Heat-seeking missles who-" (They dodged them as they followed)
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*Max: "Heat-seeking missiles who-" (They dodged them as they followed)
 
*Helga: HEAT-SEEKING MISSILES UP YOUR BUTTHOLE THROUGH YOUR ENTIRE DIGESTIVE SYSTEM AND OUT OF YOUR MOUTH CARRYING ALL YOUR ENTRAILS!!! NOW GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I GET SO SICK I PUKE!!!
 
*Helga: HEAT-SEEKING MISSILES UP YOUR BUTTHOLE THROUGH YOUR ENTIRE DIGESTIVE SYSTEM AND OUT OF YOUR MOUTH CARRYING ALL YOUR ENTRAILS!!! NOW GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I GET SO SICK I PUKE!!!
 
*Sam: (They guided the missiles to her as she took the hit and recovered by bathing in pixellanium)... Well that didn't work.
 
*Sam: (They guided the missiles to her as she took the hit and recovered by bathing in pixellanium)... Well that didn't work.
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*Pang Bing: "It seems rather frank that Vi-Tor made good on his vow of intensifying his pawns here."
 
*Pang Bing: "It seems rather frank that Vi-Tor made good on his vow of intensifying his pawns here."
 
*Kowalski: I just hate awry experiments of mine.
 
*Kowalski: I just hate awry experiments of mine.
*Skipper: Yay varily! Let's just kick her c**t into last Veterans' Day!
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*Skipper: Yay verily! Let's just kick her c**t into last Veterans' Day!
 
*Helga: Get over here and try.
 
*Helga: Get over here and try.
 
*(Deadpool): SURE THING, BUTT CROTCH!!! (A Shocktrooper scoffed and laughed as they fought and Deadpool QTEs Alexus into curing her and everyone else around her)
 
*(Deadpool): SURE THING, BUTT CROTCH!!! (A Shocktrooper scoffed and laughed as they fought and Deadpool QTEs Alexus into curing her and everyone else around her)
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*Helga: ".... That, doesn't sound like something Mang would really allow us to do."
 
*Helga: ".... That, doesn't sound like something Mang would really allow us to do."
 
*Icky: "Well duh, he clearly said Vi-Tor's making him do it! So, are you giving us the bomb or not?"...
 
*Icky: "Well duh, he clearly said Vi-Tor's making him do it! So, are you giving us the bomb or not?"...
*Helga: "Do I LOOK like I'm in the position to be resistent here?!"
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*Helga: "Do I LOOK like I'm in the position to be resistant here?!"
*Icky: "..... Yeah, now I realise that asking that was pointless."
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*Icky: "..... Yeah, now I realize that asking that was pointless."
 
*Skipper: "Okay team. We secure our medicine for the planet's core.... Now for the interesting part."
 
*Skipper: "Okay team. We secure our medicine for the planet's core.... Now for the interesting part."
 
Later...
 
Later...
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*Spyro: Let's just go.
 
*Spyro: Let's just go.
 
Rourke's Fortress
 
Rourke's Fortress
*A heavly fortifived door was seen.
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*A heavily fortified door was seen.
 
*Shocktrooper Commander: "Okay men, it's a safe garrentie that nothing is gonna break down this door. Nothing."
 
*Shocktrooper Commander: "Okay men, it's a safe garrentie that nothing is gonna break down this door. Nothing."
 
*Shocktrooper 1: Okay, why do we say stuff like that and never learn? Next thing we know the Lodgers will come bursting in random guns blazing and- (They appeared and did just that) DAMMIT, RIGHT WHEN I SAID IT! YA REALLY SPOKE TOO SOON, SIR?! (He was blasted as they entered the bomb control room to confront Rourke, Omicronized to be quadrupled in size while appearing in his Crystal-tainted form)
 
*Shocktrooper 1: Okay, why do we say stuff like that and never learn? Next thing we know the Lodgers will come bursting in random guns blazing and- (They appeared and did just that) DAMMIT, RIGHT WHEN I SAID IT! YA REALLY SPOKE TOO SOON, SIR?! (He was blasted as they entered the bomb control room to confront Rourke, Omicronized to be quadrupled in size while appearing in his Crystal-tainted form)
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*Rourke: "It's something ya get after dying for doing something REALLY stupid..... Like you guys, coming after me."
 
*Rourke: "It's something ya get after dying for doing something REALLY stupid..... Like you guys, coming after me."
 
*Pervis: "..... The death part ruins it for me."
 
*Pervis: "..... The death part ruins it for me."
*Rourke: "Look at it this way. (Activates a hologram of the planet's core being a perfect circle bomb with the H.A.R.D.R.E.S.E.T.) H.A.R.D.R.E.S.E.T. will reset the timestream back to the birth of the universes. There, Vi-Tor will get an oppertunity to become an outergod, and shape the universes into his favor."
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*Rourke: "Look at it this way. (Activates a hologram of the planet's core being a perfect circle bomb with the H.A.R.D.R.E.S.E.T.) H.A.R.D.R.E.S.E.T. will reset the timestream back to the birth of the universes. There, Vi-Tor will get an opportunity to become an outer god, and shape the universes into his favor."
 
*Icky: "But what makes the psyco sure he won't get hard-reseted too?!"
 
*Icky: "But what makes the psyco sure he won't get hard-reseted too?!"
*Rourke: "Well, normally this would be confidential, but, hey, we're gonna be hard-reseted anyway, so why not? I won't get into too much detail, but, let's just say, he's taken up residence in a dimention seperate from the universes. It will remain completely unaffect, because it is where cyberspace knowledge, will be forever held."
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*Rourke: "Well, normally this would be confidential, but, hey, we're gonna be hard-reseted anyway, so why not? I won't get into too much detail, but, let's just say, he's taken up residence in a dimension separate from the universes. It will remain completely unaffected, because it is where cyberspace knowledge, will be forever held."
 
*Shifu gasps....
 
*Shifu gasps....
 
*Shifu: "(Quietly) The Cybervoid...... It's real....."
 
*Shifu: "(Quietly) The Cybervoid...... It's real....."
 
*Rourke: "Now, as pointless H.A.R.D.R.E.S.E.T. will make this, I may as well spend my final hours before the Hardreset happens, kicking your asses, for making MORONS out of my soldiers?!"
 
*Rourke: "Now, as pointless H.A.R.D.R.E.S.E.T. will make this, I may as well spend my final hours before the Hardreset happens, kicking your asses, for making MORONS out of my soldiers?!"
*Gazelle: "Why bother with this, Rourke? Surely you realised that you would end up being reseted too while Vi-Tor would complete his goals without you?!"
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*Gazelle: "Why bother with this, Rourke? Surely you realized that you would end up being reseted too while Vi-Tor would complete his goals without you?!"
*Rourke: "Well, tecnecally, it's not like we're perimently wipeing out our current existence, we all would eventually come back..... As proud servents of Vi-Tor in his perfect image. And hey, on the pluside..... (Readies his weapons) Ya won't even remember the pain, I am about to put each and everyone of ya through."
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*Rourke: "Well, technically, it's not like we're permanently wiping out our current existence, we all would eventually come back..... As proud servents of Vi-Tor in his perfect image. And hey, on the pluside..... (Readies his weapons) Ya won't even remember the pain, as I am about to put each and everyone of ya through."
 
*Bryson:... Well we're poxed!
 
*Bryson:... Well we're poxed!
 
*Icky: THE HELL WAS THAT JOKE SUPPOSED TO MEAN?! (Rourke attacked while this music played)
 
*Icky: THE HELL WAS THAT JOKE SUPPOSED TO MEAN?! (Rourke attacked while this music played)
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*(WB Deadpool): "Okay, I'm gonna have to cry "Inconsistent" here, because we suddenly went from Halo Music to Top Gun Music!"
 
*(WB Deadpool): "Okay, I'm gonna have to cry "Inconsistent" here, because we suddenly went from Halo Music to Top Gun Music!"
 
*All Heroes: (Dubbed as Pony.exe characters) NOBODY CARES!
 
*All Heroes: (Dubbed as Pony.exe characters) NOBODY CARES!
*Sparx: We went though alot of soundtracks from alot of Games, and one Imagine Dragons Song?! Nobody cares!
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*Sparx: We went through alot of soundtracks from alot of Games, and one Imagine Dragons Song?! Nobody cares!
 
*Rourke: THEN CARE ABOUT THIS, DAMMIT!!! (He blasted pixellanium energy at them as Bill Wilhelm screamed)
 
*Rourke: THEN CARE ABOUT THIS, DAMMIT!!! (He blasted pixellanium energy at them as Bill Wilhelm screamed)
 
*Icky: "Don't worry guys! If we die, the bomb will reset!"
 
*Icky: "Don't worry guys! If we die, the bomb will reset!"
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*Puss: We will get you for this, amenemigo!
 
*Puss: We will get you for this, amenemigo!
 
*Lord Shen: "I AM NOT AMUSED BY THIS?!"
 
*Lord Shen: "I AM NOT AMUSED BY THIS?!"
*Rourke: Deal with it! This is Vi-Tor's realm now! You want to take it back? Go ahead and try!! (He attacked and he was invulnerable until being struck by hard background obstacles as he leapt away to a nearby aircraft carrier near a jet)
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*Rourke: Deal with it! This is Vi-Tor's realm now! You want to take it back? Go ahead and try!! (He attacked and he was invulnerable until being struck by hard background obstacles as he leaped away to a nearby aircraft carrier near a jet)
 
*Sparx: What's he doing with that je- (He picked it up) HOLY CRAP HE PICKED UP THAT JET!!!!
 
*Sparx: What's he doing with that je- (He picked it up) HOLY CRAP HE PICKED UP THAT JET!!!!
 
*Rourke: DODGE THIS!!! (They avoided the tossed jet as it exploded through QTE)
 
*Rourke: DODGE THIS!!! (They avoided the tossed jet as it exploded through QTE)
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*(Deadpool): My sequel, my rules! (They continue)
 
*(Deadpool): My sequel, my rules! (They continue)
 
*Icky: "Now's not a good time, Wade?!"
 
*Icky: "Now's not a good time, Wade?!"
*(Deadpool): Hush up and let me finish this. This chapter is getting too long as it is. (After an amazing fight with the Top Gun music playing again, a QTE had Alexus use a cannon to launch the bomb down a large pipe at the center of the room, reaching at the 00:20 HARDRESET, hitting it and turning the core back to normal, but with a HUGE exploudsion as the Lodgers protected themselves from the blast and Rourke endured it as Alexus fired an antidote dart that he caught only to be forced into him by an arriving Helga)
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*(Deadpool): Hush up and let me finish this. This chapter is getting too long as it is. (After an amazing fight with the Top Gun music playing again, a QTE had Alexus use a cannon to launch the bomb down a large pipe at the center of the room, reaching at the 00:20 HARDRESET, hitting it and turning the core back to normal, but with a HUGE explosion as the Lodgers protected themselves from the blast and Rourke endured it as Alexus fired an antidote dart that he caught only to be forced into him by an arriving Helga)
 
*Helga: (As she dodged an attacking and reverting Rourke) ENOUGH, ROURKE! (She slaps him to his senses)...
 
*Helga: (As she dodged an attacking and reverting Rourke) ENOUGH, ROURKE! (She slaps him to his senses)...
 
*Rourke:... Oh, you cannot be serious. What the heck happened?!
 
*Rourke:... Oh, you cannot be serious. What the heck happened?!
 
*Helga: "One hint: It involves Junjie being retarded again."
 
*Helga: "One hint: It involves Junjie being retarded again."
*Rourke: ".... Ugh, for the love of god, I hope Mang is in the process of kicking that crazy fox's ass! (The duo suddenly foundthemselves in a lazer-cage).... Awwww, crap."
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*Rourke: ".... Ugh, for the love of god, I hope Mang is in the process of kicking that crazy fox's ass! (The duo suddenly found themselves in a lazer-cage).... Awwww, crap."
 
*Ralph: "Oh, and yes, Cobra has already proceeded to do exactly that to Junjie."
 
*Ralph: "Oh, and yes, Cobra has already proceeded to do exactly that to Junjie."
 
*Icky: "Ya caused Warface alot of trouble here, Dorke!"
 
*Icky: "Ya caused Warface alot of trouble here, Dorke!"
*Roukre: "Awww crap, and there goes my retirement plan for this place depending on whatever happens to the Leage in the end. I would've made a great illegal arms dealer for this place and live off the profit I would've made with it!"
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*Roukre: "Awww crap, and there goes my retirement plan for this place depending on whatever happens to the League in the end. I would've made a great illegal arms dealer for this place and live off the profit I would've made with it!"
 
*Lord Shen: ".... Why am I not that surprised you would plan to semi-retire here?"
 
*Lord Shen: ".... Why am I not that surprised you would plan to semi-retire here?"
 
*Rourke: "I know, I know, it ain't surprising that a violent mercenary would retire in a war-trodden planet, I know, not exactly the most original prospect in the world, but at least it makes sense."
 
*Rourke: "I know, I know, it ain't surprising that a violent mercenary would retire in a war-trodden planet, I know, not exactly the most original prospect in the world, but at least it makes sense."
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*Duke looks to see the Museum....
 
*Duke looks to see the Museum....
 
*Duke: ".... The Vines are originating from the Museum."
 
*Duke: ".... The Vines are originating from the Museum."
*Pang Bing: "I worry that we may not like the answer to our conumdrum."
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*Pang Bing: "I worry that we may not like the answer to our conundrum."
 
*A realistic hyena sound was heard.
 
*A realistic hyena sound was heard.
*Lord Shen: "(Readies weapon) OKAY, HOWEVER SAID THAT, REVEIL YOURSELF, NOW?!"
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*Lord Shen: "(Readies weapon) OKAY, HOWEVER SAID THAT, REVEAL YOURSELF, NOW?!"
*Glowing eyes veered into the distence, as a feralised Hecktor came forth, making realistic hyena sounds while slobbering more then Ed!
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*Glowing eyes veered into the distance, as a feralised Hecktor came forth, making realistic hyena sounds while slobbering more then Ed!
 
*Gazelle stared shocked and drumatised......
 
*Gazelle stared shocked and drumatised......
 
*Gazelle: "..... (Dsitroted) Hecktor?"
 
*Gazelle: "..... (Dsitroted) Hecktor?"
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*Hecktor started to get slowly closer.
 
*Hecktor started to get slowly closer.
 
*Icky: "But, how in the heck did that happened?!"
 
*Icky: "But, how in the heck did that happened?!"
*Duke took a closer look of the vines, and yelped when he realised what was on them: Blooming Night Howlers!
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*Duke took a closer look of the vines, and yelped when he realized what was on them: Blooming Night Howlers!
 
*Duke: "NIGHT HOWLERS?!"
 
*Duke: "NIGHT HOWLERS?!"
 
*Everyone looks to see the same thing and got shocked!
 
*Everyone looks to see the same thing and got shocked!
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*Earl: "..... An army of critters, now that's a different tale."
 
*Earl: "..... An army of critters, now that's a different tale."
 
*The Feralised beasts surround the heroes.
 
*The Feralised beasts surround the heroes.
*Private starts to wimper.
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*Private starts to whimper.
 
*Skipper: "What a way to go.... Surrounded by virtually the entire animal kingdom!"
 
*Skipper: "What a way to go.... Surrounded by virtually the entire animal kingdom!"
 
*Sirens were heard!
 
*Sirens were heard!
*A ZPD police truck drove down the area, scaring the ferals out of the way as it arrived to the heroes, the door opening up to reveil Judy Hopps and Nick Wilde in riot gear!
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*A ZPD police truck drove down the area, scaring the ferals out of the way as it arrived to the heroes, the door opening up to reveal Judy Hopps and Nick Wilde in riot gear!
 
*Nick Wilde: "(German Accent) Come with us if you want to live!"
 
*Nick Wilde: "(German Accent) Come with us if you want to live!"
 
*Judy: "..... Nick, I thought we agreed to NOT go for the Exterminator reference!"
 
*Judy: "..... Nick, I thought we agreed to NOT go for the Exterminator reference!"
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*Nick Quine: Right here!
 
*Nick Quine: Right here!
 
*SpongeBob: Not YOU Nick, HIM Nick!
 
*SpongeBob: Not YOU Nick, HIM Nick!
*Nick Wilde: "Whoa, I know my name is abit commenplace, but wow! Small universe, am I right?"
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*Nick Wilde: "Whoa, I know my name is abit commonplace, but wow! Small universe, am I right?"
 
*Judy: "Just get in the car, guys!"
 
*Judy: "Just get in the car, guys!"
 
*Ralph: Just, a slight issue with your choice of transportation..... The size, issue.
 
*Ralph: Just, a slight issue with your choice of transportation..... The size, issue.
 
*Judy: (They saw the police truck was too small for all of them)... Oh.
 
*Judy: (They saw the police truck was too small for all of them)... Oh.
 
*Nick Wilde: I TOLD you we should've gotten the Jumbo Max!
 
*Nick Wilde: I TOLD you we should've gotten the Jumbo Max!
*Judy: "The Jumbo Max was made for elephants and other large enough mammels, I couldn't reach the pedals for those things!"
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*Judy: "The Jumbo Max was made for elephants and other large enough mammals, I couldn't reach the pedals for those things!"
 
*Nick Wilde: "We could've just stack a bunch of books on it, or just have you work the steering wheel while I did the pedals! Or get Clawhauser to drive!"
 
*Nick Wilde: "We could've just stack a bunch of books on it, or just have you work the steering wheel while I did the pedals! Or get Clawhauser to drive!"
*Judy: "He doesn't have his lizence yet?! He has to carpool to work with Jade and the others to get here!"
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*Judy: "He doesn't have his license yet?! He has to carpool to work with Jade and the others to get here!"
 
*Alexus: Ugh, I got this! (She uses a ray to convert the truck into a multi-cart convoy)
 
*Alexus: Ugh, I got this! (She uses a ray to convert the truck into a multi-cart convoy)
*Judy:... Just a heads up, Bogo may not nessersarly approve any un-autherise changes to police proptery, but, it works. (They got in and drove off as the ferialised Zootopians look on.)
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*Judy:... Just a heads up, Bogo may not nessersarly approve any un-autherise changes to police property, but, it works. (They got in and drove off as the ferialised Zootopians look on.)
 
*Icky: "..... So..... Care to explain why Zootopia looks like the end result of an average Poison Ivy visit?"
 
*Icky: "..... So..... Care to explain why Zootopia looks like the end result of an average Poison Ivy visit?"
 
*Nick Wilde: "We'll save storytime when we get to the shelter, kids."
 
*Nick Wilde: "We'll save storytime when we get to the shelter, kids."
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*Judy: "Oh, well, it was recently discovered that savaged animals are actselly very fearful of cars and loud-noises."
 
*Judy: "Oh, well, it was recently discovered that savaged animals are actselly very fearful of cars and loud-noises."
 
*Lord Shen: ".... The loud noises part makes sense, but, why are they afraid of cars?"
 
*Lord Shen: ".... The loud noises part makes sense, but, why are they afraid of cars?"
*Nick Wilde: "Well, not nessersarly the car itself, but rather, they fear on how un-naterol it looks to them. It's a commen trait for unsentients to fear things that don't look made-in-nature, because to them, things like cars, look otherworldly."
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*Nick Wilde: "Well, not nessersarly the car itself, but rather, they fear on how un-natural it looks to them. It's a commen trait for unsentients to fear things that don't look made-in-nature, because to them, things like cars, look otherworldly."
 
*Gazelle looked sadden.
 
*Gazelle looked sadden.
 
*Judy: "..... Gazelle, what's wrong?"
 
*Judy: "..... Gazelle, what's wrong?"
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*Icky: "Tch. My money is that The Vineler IS Whyte, being turned into a mutant plant. Trust us, we been through ALOT! Alot of our usual enemies have been mutanted by Vi-Tor into being freaks! It's expected at this point."
 
*Icky: "Tch. My money is that The Vineler IS Whyte, being turned into a mutant plant. Trust us, we been through ALOT! Alot of our usual enemies have been mutanted by Vi-Tor into being freaks! It's expected at this point."
 
*Nick Wilde: "I'll bet you my father's watch on that."
 
*Nick Wilde: "I'll bet you my father's watch on that."
*Judy: "(Rolls her eyes at Nick Wilde making a soon to be regretable bet as she apporuches Ralph) So, Ralph, what exactly have you been doing?"
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*Judy: "(Rolls her eyes at Nick Wilde making a soon to be regrettable bet as she approaches Ralph) So, Ralph, what exactly have you been doing?"
*Ralph: "Basicly making a plant only cure tonic for these mutanted Night Howlers. Thing is, just spraying the stuff everywhere would have a limited effect, so, we need to get to the museum and find the prime shorce of the plant to have a more lasting effect. In throey, it would cure the ferals as well when the tonic effects the pollen of the plant as well."
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*Ralph: "Basicly making a plant only cure tonic for these mutanted Night Howlers. Thing is, just spraying the stuff everywhere would have a limited effect, so, we need to get to the museum and find the prime shorce of the plant to have a more lasting effect. In theory, it would cure the ferals as well when the tonic effects the pollen of the plant as well."
 
*Nice Wilde: "Be warned that the museum is where Bellwether, and potaintionally Tyler, are hiding out in, since it was where the plant showed up. Can't garrentie curing everything would be as simple as that."
 
*Nice Wilde: "Be warned that the museum is where Bellwether, and potaintionally Tyler, are hiding out in, since it was where the plant showed up. Can't garrentie curing everything would be as simple as that."
*Ralph: "Like it was ever suppose to be on Easy Difficulty? It is pretty much the last level before the level with the final boss, so challnage is expected."
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*Ralph: "Like it was ever supposed to be on Easy Difficulty? It is pretty much the last level before the level with the final boss, so challenge is expected."
 
*Judy and Nick Wilde were confused by that.....
 
*Judy and Nick Wilde were confused by that.....
 
*Icky: ".... He's operating under video game logic, just, roll with it."
 
*Icky: ".... He's operating under video game logic, just, roll with it."
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*The Police Cruser smashes into the museum as all the heroes got out ready for combat, seeing the museum covered in vines.
 
*The Police Cruser smashes into the museum as all the heroes got out ready for combat, seeing the museum covered in vines.
 
*The group reached the center-hole exhibit where Judy and Nick Wilde had their final confrontion with Bellwether.
 
*The group reached the center-hole exhibit where Judy and Nick Wilde had their final confrontion with Bellwether.
*Nick Wilde: "(Sniffs in).... Ahh nostaglia."
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*Nick Wilde: "(Sniffs in).... Ahh nostalgia."
 
*Judy: "This was where we had a final stand with Bellwether."
 
*Judy: "This was where we had a final stand with Bellwether."
 
*???: "Kinda symbolic, don't you think?"
 
*???: "Kinda symbolic, don't you think?"
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*Gazelle became even more surprised!
 
*Gazelle became even more surprised!
 
*Gazelle: "..... Dawn......"
 
*Gazelle: "..... Dawn......"
*Bellwether: "Well well well, if it ain't the prima-donna! Fancy running into you again! It's a pity though, that pretty much this is our last song and dance togather."
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*Bellwether: "Well well well, if it ain't the prima-donna! Fancy running into you again! It's a pity though, that pretty much this is our last song and dance together."
*Icky: "Let us guess..... Your going to kill us off, are you?"
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*Icky: "Let us guess..... You're going to kill us off, are you?"
 
*Bellwether: "(Chuckles) Noooo, of course not.... (Raises her hoof) He is. (Snaps her hoof-toes)."
 
*Bellwether: "(Chuckles) Noooo, of course not.... (Raises her hoof) He is. (Snaps her hoof-toes)."
*Things began to rumble, as growing from the vine covered exhibit Judy and Nick were in, arose Whyte rising out as a giant vine-monster with a pattern on the vines looking like his suit, as the flower on his chest was the prime Night Howler flower, as the creature roared!
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*Things began to rumble, as growing from the vine-covered exhibit Judy and Nick were in, arose Whyte rising out as a giant vine-monster with a pattern on the vines looking like his suit, as the flower on his chest was the prime Night Howler flower, as the creature roared!
 
*Bellwether: "You all met Tyler, right? Or more rather..... Vineler."
 
*Bellwether: "You all met Tyler, right? Or more rather..... Vineler."
 
*Nick Wilde: "..... Annnnnd, there goes my dad's watch. (Gives it to Icky)."
 
*Nick Wilde: "..... Annnnnd, there goes my dad's watch. (Gives it to Icky)."
*Bellwether: "And some people say Tyler would never amount to anything. Well, he amounted to something allright..... And he's almost bigger then the entire museum.... Tootles. (Disappears in vines as the group were left with Vineler)."
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*Bellwether: "And some people say Tyler would never amount to anything. Well, he amounted to something alright..... And he's almost bigger than the entire museum.... Tootles. (Disappears in vines as the group were left with Vineler)."
 
[[File:Batman Arkham Asylum OST - Wild Vine|thumb|center|250 px]]
 
[[File:Batman Arkham Asylum OST - Wild Vine|thumb|center|250 px]]
 
*(WB Deadpool): "How surprising, a Batman Arkham Asylum inspired scenario uses the game's actual music. Probuly should've seen THAT coming 9000 miles away."
 
*(WB Deadpool): "How surprising, a Batman Arkham Asylum inspired scenario uses the game's actual music. Probuly should've seen THAT coming 9000 miles away."
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*Kowalski: HE'S PINNED!!
 
*Kowalski: HE'S PINNED!!
 
*Tigress: Now we can find a weak spot.
 
*Tigress: Now we can find a weak spot.
*Ralph: "(Sees the prime flower on the top-right of Vineler's body!) I see the Prime Flower on the top right of the shoulder area! A good shot and we can kiss this weed problem good bye!"
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*Ralph: "(Sees the prime flower on the top-right of Vineler's body!) I see the Prime Flower on the top right of the shoulder area! A good shot and we can kiss this weed problem goodbye!"
 
*Vineler: (Roars in anger and grows multiple flowers from the prime)
 
*Vineler: (Roars in anger and grows multiple flowers from the prime)
 
*Icky: OH, F*** THAT NOISE!!! (Vineler grew more arms but remained weak and fought them)
 
*Icky: OH, F*** THAT NOISE!!! (Vineler grew more arms but remained weak and fought them)
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*Icky: "Ya know Ty, Zootopia's going back to normal now, that means that soon enough it would include the rest of the ZPD, and they are likely gonna remember that you were out of your cage. Ya may as well drop Bo Peep's reject lamb and give up."
 
*Icky: "Ya know Ty, Zootopia's going back to normal now, that means that soon enough it would include the rest of the ZPD, and they are likely gonna remember that you were out of your cage. Ya may as well drop Bo Peep's reject lamb and give up."
 
*Bellwether: Really? Going to throw THAT silly joke at me?
 
*Bellwether: Really? Going to throw THAT silly joke at me?
*Whyte: "SHUT UP! (He punches her) Do you seriously think I would pass up an oppertunity of being free, espeically after the appearent HELL I went though?! Nothing is gonna make me come back to rot in that prison with the other degenerates of socity?!"
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*Whyte: "SHUT UP! (He punches her) Do you seriously think I would pass up an opportunity of being free, espeically after the appearent HELL I went through?! Nothing is gonna make me come back to rot in that prison with the other degenerates of society?!"
 
*Lord Shen: "You don't want us to be forceful about this, Whyte. It will end poorly for you."
 
*Lord Shen: "You don't want us to be forceful about this, Whyte. It will end poorly for you."
 
*Whyte: (Growls and threw Bellwether at them and dipped in pixellanium becoming a giant whale-sized purple tiger roaring until Alexus unamusingly cured him and knocked him out with a single dart and tranquilizer dart)...
 
*Whyte: (Growls and threw Bellwether at them and dipped in pixellanium becoming a giant whale-sized purple tiger roaring until Alexus unamusingly cured him and knocked him out with a single dart and tranquilizer dart)...
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*Ralph: Good thing, too. We need to head back to the hub and prepare for our plan of action.
 
*Ralph: Good thing, too. We need to head back to the hub and prepare for our plan of action.
 
*Lord Shen: "Miss Hopps, Wilde, can we trust you to keep Whyte out of anymore trouble?"
 
*Lord Shen: "Miss Hopps, Wilde, can we trust you to keep Whyte out of anymore trouble?"
*Nick Wilde: "Oh it's a forgone concludion. (Starts swinging the cuffs) It's part of the job after all."
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*Nick Wilde: "Oh it's a forgone conclusion. (Starts swinging the cuffs) It's part of the job after all."
 
*Gazelle: "And Judy?.... Can you, go make sure Hecktor's okay for me? Given that I am likely gonna vanish quickly because of forces we can't currently explain, I might not be able to do that myself."
 
*Gazelle: "And Judy?.... Can you, go make sure Hecktor's okay for me? Given that I am likely gonna vanish quickly because of forces we can't currently explain, I might not be able to do that myself."
 
*Judy: "Officer's honor, Miss Gazelle."
 
*Judy: "Officer's honor, Miss Gazelle."
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*(Deadpool): Not many people read this stuff anyway.
 
*(Deadpool): Not many people read this stuff anyway.
 
*(Scroopfan): "(Gets depressed)......."
 
*(Scroopfan): "(Gets depressed)......."
*(Deadpool): "....... Ohhhhhhhhh. I, probuly shouldn't've said that."
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*(Deadpool): "....... Ohhhhhhhhh. I, probably shouldn't've said that."
 
*(MSM): No c**! You and I are going to have a nice long talk about being careful about what you say. Now back to the show... Or game. (A loading screen was seen)
 
*(MSM): No c**! You and I are going to have a nice long talk about being careful about what you say. Now back to the show... Or game. (A loading screen was seen)
 
*(WB Deadpool): "Nice one, Genius. You pulled the Producer out of his fantasy world that he isn't in a hiatused crossover series in thanks to a potaintionally corrupted hard-drive on his old computer."
 
*(WB Deadpool): "Nice one, Genius. You pulled the Producer out of his fantasy world that he isn't in a hiatused crossover series in thanks to a potaintionally corrupted hard-drive on his old computer."
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*???: Ohhhh nonononono! (Her entire Uniter Power was in the process of being digitally confisgated, but it resisted as Vi-Tor screamed in pain)! WHAT?! I DIDN'T EVEN PHYSICALLY TOUCHED IT, AND IT HURTED ME?!
 
*???: Ohhhh nonononono! (Her entire Uniter Power was in the process of being digitally confisgated, but it resisted as Vi-Tor screamed in pain)! WHAT?! I DIDN'T EVEN PHYSICALLY TOUCHED IT, AND IT HURTED ME?!
 
*Gazelle: "It reckindsed your great evil from across the cosmos and refused to bow to your whims!"
 
*Gazelle: "It reckindsed your great evil from across the cosmos and refused to bow to your whims!"
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*(Vi-Tor):... You know, if that thing is SOOOOOOOO unstoppable, why don't you just use it to solve your problems like that laziest heroes you are?!
*(Vi-Tor): OH, ABSOLUTELY NOT!!! (He snaps and paused the game)... WHY DOES THAT THING EVEN EXIST?! MY PIXELS ARE MEANT TO BE ADAPTABLE AROUND '''EVERYTHING'''!!!!! HOW UNSTOPPABLE IS THAT OVERGROWN KEY?!? DOES IT EXIST TO MAKE YOUR ENTIRE DAMN SERIES BORING BECAUSE OF SOME UNSTOPPABLE DEUS EX BITCH?!? I CAN SEE WHY YOUR PREVIOUS CO-DIRECTOR TMAN QUIT BECAUSE THIS IS RUINING YOUR PRECIOUS SERIES!!!
 
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*Silence.....
*WB Deadpool: "HOLD IT, PAL, Tman actselly left the series because of wanting to do his own thing, it had NOTHING to do with deu ex machina!"
 
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*Icky: "..... Ya know what, because you suggested it and that this episode is taking too long thanks to the filler adventure, why not? You can go ahead and insult us all you want, this episode has outlasted it's time."
*YB DeadpooL: "Althougth Tman did admit that he wasn't fond of Pred being a recurring villain and that he was xenophobic."
 
 
*(Vi-Tor): "WAIT WAIT WAIT, THAT WAS MEANT TO INSULT-"
*(Vi-Tor):..... Erm, okay, fine, fair point, BUT I'M STILL UNHAPPY?! I HOPE MSM QUITS TOO BECAUSE YOU DESERVE TO BE ALONE!!!!
 
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FLASH!
*(Deadpool): HOLY JESUS, GUY, THIS IS GETTING WAAAY TOO PERSONAL!!!
 
*Scroopfan: (Gets stressed out)......
 
*(Deadpool): Oh great! Look what you did! Now I owe him TWO Burger King meals.
 
*(Vi-Tor): Don't care! Either this game goes my way, or I'm going to revoke their unlimited lives!
 
*(Deadpool): Hey, big baby, this is getting the audience too bored because we're focusing on the staff instead of the story. This isn't about you or the plot.
 
*(Vi-Tor): DON'T BE A HYPOCRITE, YOU GUYS EXCESSIVELY ADDRESS THE STAFF'S PROBLEMS ALL THE TIME!!!
 
*(Deadpool): Hey, when I do it, it's because of things I legitamently think are either stupid or because of curiousity! What YOUR doing, is basicly being what MSM TENDS to act like! You can't just sabotage the entire episode because you're feeling cheated. You sound like your being MSM's inner conflict-hungry child using you as a mouth-piece!
 
*(Vi-Tor): Well until this gets fixed, I'm not resuming this episode.
 
*(Deadpool): Dude, you're the villain.
 
*(Vi-Tor): Says the antihero.
 
*(Deadpool): That's a totally different thing and you know it. Nobody's going to heed to your silly childish wishes because you're supposed to be the big bad villain who loses in the end.
 
*(Vi-Tor): You don't get it, do you? I set the game to ludicrous difficulty literally a few minutes ago. A Deus Ex Machina like HER, DOES NOT BELONG IN LUDICROUS DIFFICULTY!!!! THAT'S GRIEVER TEASING RIGHT THERE-
 
*MSM: OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!!! GUYS, ARGUING LIKE THIS IS ENOUGH TO BLOW OFF MY FRUSTRATION ABOUT A CHOICE AS HALF-ASSED AS THAT!!! WHY DOES IT EVEN MATTER IF GAZELLE IS UNSTOPPABLE FOR THE SAKE OF THE PLOT?!
 
*(Vi-Tor): Uh, DUH, BECAUSE IT'S LAZY, IT DEFIES LOGIC, AND REMOVES ALL CONFLICT!!! I THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE ON MY SIDE!!
 
*MSM: I would, but-
 
*Vi-Tor: BUT NOTHING!!! WHY DO YOU STICK AROUND THAT D***WEED WHEN ALL HE DOES IS UNDERMINE YOUR HARD WORK TO MAKE THE SHOW MORE ORIGINAL AND LESS LAZY AND PLAIGARIZED?! MAYBE THE UNITER BLADE EXISTS TO SPITE YOU AND YOUR CREATIVITY. WHY DON'T YOU JUST LET THE BASTARD DIE LIKE EVERY OTHER CROSSOVER DIRECTOR BECAUSE HE DOESN'T DESERVE YOU!!!
 
*MSM:... Okay, THAT IS WHERE I DRAW THE LINE!! NOBODY INSULTS MY INTERNET BUDDY LIKE THAT!! Sure we have creative differences, but I stay because it's the best thing to put SpongeBob and any other favorite cartoon characters in other than normal canon. It may be legally questionable, but I don't give a crap. He is the only creative source I've got.
 
*(Deadpool): "Also, the more you bad-mouth Scroopfan, this will end up making the episode end early by virtue of him wanting to punish your ass for it, and we miss OUT on good content?! AND THAT'S THE BEST CASE SCENARIO?! WORSE CASE, AND WE'RE LOOKING AT EITHER THIS BEING LOST DRAFTED, OR EVEN DELETED IF HE'S HURT ENOUGH?!
 
*(Vi-Tor): That doesn't make it any better. You're forcing yourself to be with him because you're both all you got.
 
*MSM: OKAY, CAN WE PLEASE JUST GET BACK TO THE STORY, YOU BIG BABY?!? YOU'RE RUINING THE EPISODE!!!!
 
*(Vi-Tor): More like YOU'RE ruining the episode because this entire argument is your edit. YOU technically insulted your own Internet buddy because you once again disagree with his choices. The only reason you're on his side is because you're afraid of what he'll do if you didn't.
 
*Scroopfan: "'''OKAY THAT IS ENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUGH?! '''(The Sceen shattered from my mighty scream!)..... Vi-Tor, for insulting me, insulting the name of crossovers, insulting my ideals, INSULTING EVERYTHING I CARE ABOUT DURING A TIME OF PERSONAL TERMOIL, NOT HELPING THAT THIS EPISODE IS TAKING LONGER THEN PLANNED, YOU, HAVE FORCED, MY HAND?! WE ARE SKIPPING JAMES BUTTERFLY ALLTOGATHER AND GET RIGHT INTO THE CYBERVOID?!"
 
*Vi-Tor: "WAIT WAIT, I TAKE IT BAC-"
 
   
 
==='''Chapter 6:'' ''Beating Vi-Tor At His Game'''===
 
==='''Chapter 6:'' ''Beating Vi-Tor At His Game'''===
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*All the heroes were at the Cybervoid, as it appears that Vi-Tor's realm ripper and entire citadal is already in ruins......
 
*All the heroes were at the Cybervoid, as it appears that Vi-Tor's realm ripper and entire citadal is already in ruins......
 
*Vi-Tor: "..... Wha, no, no, NOOOOOOOOOOO?!? HOW DID THIS HAPPEN ALL SO QUICKLY?!"
 
*Vi-Tor: "..... Wha, no, no, NOOOOOOOOOOO?!? HOW DID THIS HAPPEN ALL SO QUICKLY?!"
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*Icky: "Well production troubles and a bad fight lead to this episode being shorten in favor of getting this episode done already. Ya just HAD to mock us for how we do things around here."
*Icky: "Dude..... You made the mistake, of pissing off the producer. He's assentually our god conplex character in the series, he was already cheesed off by Deadpool's idiotcy in earlior chapters and that the filler story ended up making this take longer then usual. The combined stress with that of personal life woes, forced him to want this episode to end as soon as possable."
 
 
*Vi-Tor: "..... Never, again, will I EVER complain, about how this series will go!"
 
*Vi-Tor: "..... Never, again, will I EVER complain, about how this series will go!"
*Scroopfan's voice: "WELL TOO LATE?! CAUSE FOR THAT, I AM GONNA AWAKE THE CYBER GUARDIANS, JUST SO THEY CAN KICK YOUR ASS?!"
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*Scroopfan's voice: "Ya know, your lucky that I am in a good enough mood to try this again, BUT your still gonna get your butt handed to you by the Cyber-Guardians, just because."
 
*The Cyber-Guardians rose up from nowhere as Vi-Tor saw them!
*Vi-Tor girly squiels!
 
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*Vi-Tor: "...... NEVER, AGAIN?!"
*The Cyber-Guardians rose up from nowhere as Vi-Tor saw them and squeeled louder!
 
 
*CENSORED!
 
*CENSORED!
*Announcer: "(As the sound of Vi-Tor getting his ass kicked was heard) We apologies for we cannot let you see these graphic depictions of Vi-Tor getting his ass handed to him for bad mouthing the direction the series goes in and other personally to him unforgiveable crimes. Please take the time to look at a relaxingly cute video of Derpy Hooves saying "Giddy-Up".
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*Announcer: "(As the sound of Vi-Tor getting his ass kicked was heard) We apologies for we cannot let you see these graphic depictions of Vi-Tor getting his ass handed to him as an end result of an episode taking too long to complete and a bad fight. Please take the time to look at a relaxingly cute video of Derpy Hooves saying "Giddy-Up".
 
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[[File:This little Derpy saw it all|thumb|center|335 px]]
 
*Announcer: "I got word that the beating is done and we can see the rest of this program."
 
*Announcer: "I got word that the beating is done and we can see the rest of this program."
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*Vi-Tor was seen ebing taken back to Omicron via a beam of light from the Cyber Guardians, as Team Scattergood, confused of what happened, along with the newly accepted concepts, are taken to Omicron, the Pixel Wastelanders get beammed right back into a new healing Pixel Wasteland, and the Lougers and other heroes, with Sylic being held by Icky, are sent back to the universes.
 
==='''Epilogue'''===
 
==='''Epilogue'''===
 
Dragon Temple
 
Dragon Temple
 
*SpongeBob: (All the UUniversal heroes lay in a giant cartoonish pile)... Is everyone okay?
*
 
 
*Fidget: (Realizes he's on Trixie's belly)... More than okay, I just hit the jackpot!
 
 
*Trixie: Eech, no way hosé! (Kicks him down the pile with a comical plop)
==Material==
 
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*Icky: "..... Welp, thanks to Scroopfan and MSM having a bad fight, we once again have an episode that goes through a needless defeluptment hell that ultamately ends on the ending being comedicly rushed because it's defeluptment time exceeded desires to seek out other episodes."
==='''Songs/Music/Videos'''===
 
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*Iago: "Ehh, at least we had fun with the episode before clamity struke."
 
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*Lord Shen: "Well, once again, this becomes another episode we would rather not talk too much about..... Wait... Where's Kairi, Sora, and Riku?"
 
 
*???: Right here Uncle Shen! (The three suddenly appear differently and it's revealed they're in their Kingdom Hearts III attire)
 
 
*Sandy:... Holy spicy macaroni with hot crossed buns on a great picnic day in Texas! Y'all look nice!!
 
 
*Phil: I think that's how they're supposed to appear by their next game next year.
[[File:Spider-Man Friend or Foe Soundtrack - Mysterio Boss Battle Phase 1|thumb|left|250 px|Final Battle 1]]
 
 
*Edd: Must be the result of that crazy time dilation the Depixelizer caused.
[[File:Spider-Man Friend or Foe Soundtrack - Mysterio Boss Battle Phase 2|thumb|right|250 px|Final Battle 2]]
 
 
*Sora:... (They look at their new attire as he started getting more drawn to Kairi)... Wow... Kairi... You look... Fetching.
[[File:Spider-Man Friend or Foe Soundtrack - Mysterio Boss Battle Phase 3|thumb|left|250 px|Final Battle 3]]
 
 
*Kairi: You're not so bad yourself, kiddo. (The two chuckle and blush)
 
*Kirby Tuff: JUST KISS ALREADY!!!!
 
*Tiff: TUFF!!
 
*Kirby Tuff: SOMEONE HAD TO SAY IT!!!!
 
*Icky: "..... Why do I feel like we're only even having this scene because MSM wanted to show off the new character models from KH3?"
 
*Phil: I'm getting that vibe too.
 
*Deadpool: Yeah, he pretty much did. But let's be honest, given how much development hell KH3 has been through, anyone else would. I know Tman would if he was still here.
 
*Lord Shen: "Oh, convinent that your here Deadpool..... Now we can discuss about your prior shenanagins with us when this WHOLE thing started?!"
 
*Deadpool: "Aw crap, I knew that was gonna come bite my ass!" (Every single hero began to beat him up as Sora and Kairi couldn't help but finally kiss)
 
*Everyone: (They stopped briefly) Awwwww! (They then went back to beating up Deadpool)
 
Skullian Prime.
 
*The Architect stared immensly mad at this great defeat, as Krin-Nom, even Kronma and Makron, are slowly and cautiously giving their master space.
 
*The Architect: "HOW COULD THIS PLAN HAVE FAILED?! IT WAS PERFECT?!"
 
*Krin-Nom: "Look on the brightside, sire! They weren't able to get the info they wanted from Vi-Tor in thanks to the Cyber Guardians sending the snake beast back to Omicron!"
 
*The Architect: "BUT THEIR COMPUTER WILL RETURN TO RELITIVE NORMALNESS NOW, AND THEY WILL SEE THAT THEIR GARBAGE FILE HAS MY TRACES IN IT?! I am forced to go vacant, once more! I want you three to start packing up our needed assentionals!?"
 
*???: "No need, Architect darling."
 
*Fem Fatal was seen with the Enforcers already covering that.
 
*Fem Fatal: "..... Titan has ordered me to picked you up in advance to an ineditability of a High Council hunt."
 
*The Architect: ".... Ugh.... Let me guess..... Titan didn't like the radical shift of Vi-Tor's actions because it infected his business in some way?"
 
*Fem Fatal: "Oh yes, darling. See, Titan was the head insigator on why that Junjie fool even started that pirating operation on Omicron. You ended up compromising a promising game pirating operation."
 
*The Architect: "Well be informed that his inconvinence was at best an unintentional sin. I'll apologenicly admit that I should've warned him about it in advance."
 
*Fem Fatal: "Well fact of the matter is, darling.... He has ordered for you to be kept on a VERY tight leash for now on! Starting after High Council interest has washed away, you are no longer allowed to start plans independent of his approval."
 
*The Architect: "Ugh.... Was the prospect of pirating a simple game THAT promising to him that he chains up my will like an animal?"
 
*Fem Fatal: "He expected it to be the most highest earn crime act of his career! It ended up embarrising him to the other mafias of the allience!"
 
*The Architect: "(Sigh).... A small price I am willing to pay, if I am to redeem myself in his eyes."
 
*Fem Fatal: "He'll be pleased to hear that, Darling. Oh, and don't worry about the blooming Equestrian threats during your absince.... I saw to it that a certain black pony, would be inspired to seek some of them out, for us."
 
*The Architect: ".... (Smiles) There's that, at least."
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Fin, but suddenly, James Butterfly appeared!
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*James Butterfly: "HEY?! WHAT ABOUT MY BIG SCENE?! (Gets swatted by a fly-swatter!)...... Owie. (Comeically falls down like paper.)"
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Fin, for real.
 
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Latest revision as of 16:58, 11 April 2020

Viral Vi-Tor Gets Real

MSM Poster

Viral Vi-tor Gets Real is the 12th Episode of Season 3B of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Viral Vi-tor has been brought to life from the game by an experimental accident in Kowalski's labs, and discovers he has the ability to control all the molecules of the real world. He uses this new ability to remake the UUniverses into the image of the actual game, mind-control the 3 villain teams into working for him, re-create his company of Omicron, and enslave all the heroes of the UUniverses except the Shell Lodgers, who are being hunted down by Vi-tor's many minions. The Shell Lodgers soon learn that Vi-tor plans to free the Darkspawn with his new Realm Ripper device after learning of their origins, and must stop it before it's too late.

Transcript

Paramore_-_Monster_(Lyric_Video)

Paramore - Monster (Lyric Video)

Intro Theme

Intro (Paramore: Monster)

Chapter 1: Vi-tor's Return/A Video Game Turned Into Reality

This music plays as a trailer was playing.

Radioactive-Imagine_Dragons_(Lyrics)

Radioactive-Imagine Dragons (Lyrics)

  • Announcer: "In a world, of absolute video gaming imagination, several years in the making."
  • ???: You're all going to drown in pixellanium!
  • Announcer: Created by the two brillient minds of the shell louge squad, and published under Titan Games, a devision of Mega-Sci Corp, brings you something new and beyond convention...... It's... OMICRON!! (The logo was seen until Patrick came in and crushed the logo laughing)
  • Kowalski: (As the announcer with a voice device) PATRICK!!!! (Normal voice) YOU RUINED THE TRAILER FOR THE 500TH TIME... AND THAT WAS JUST THIS WEEK!!!
  • Patrick: Sorry.
  • Kowalski: AND YOU SAID THAT 500 TIMES, INCLUDING NOW!!!!
  • Mr. Krabs: Baaah, you're overreacting. This will impress our fans and overfill our wallets.
  • Fidget: So how is releasing the Omicron game supposed to help Gazelle?
  • Icky: "Well, she's doing this charity in Zootopia called "GameCare", basicly one of those events that use video games to drive up money to help poorer nations."
  • Shrek: "Well I'm surprised Titan Games even agreed to publish our game."
  • Icky: "Well they're kinda the only game company that hasn't fallen into the madness of DLCs, microtransations, (Quietly and angerly) Looking at you, EA!, (Openly) Season Passes and all the other woes of modern gaming without having to be an indie defelupter. Also because we saved the CEO from the Guerilla Gorillas that one time and he said he owes us a faver. May as well capitalise on that."
  • Squidward: "Well true as that is, the CEO still insisted that the game has to be presented VERY well at their annual gaming convention Titan Exsodious to really wow the big wigs in Mega-Sci Corp. Omicron was in defeluptmental hell after all, and games or any media that had an extended defelupmental period have a bad hapit of being terrorable!"
  • Kowalski: Good to know that virtual gaming exists now. It would be good to share our creation to the UUniverses.
  • Jumba: And it's a good break from a chain of Equestrian missions.
  • Icky: "At least until the next batch no thanks to Season 8."
  • Pleakly: Details aren't important. We have charity duty. We must pay for the damage we cause when fighting-
  • Icky: I KNOW WHAT THE FRIGGIN CHARITY IS FOR!!! It's just... Don't you guys feel that this is an extremely high risk?
  • Sandy: "Why have you gone and said that?"
  • Icky: "Well, it's just, you guys ever noticed that trouble just seems to pop up whenever we get in the middle of something personal to us? I mean, litterally since the Sopony fiasco, we seem to have entered a string of cowinsidental problems that at least a certain majority are connected to some grand conspiracty against us."
  • Lord Shen: "..... And yet you accused ME of being paranoid of something not being right?"
  • Icky: "I'm just saying that, the Segrego stuff got me thinking when the kids reference that a misfited gang of criminals freed the guy and lead him TO Neighsay. And then I remember the crap when this old snake had shown up to cause the problem of the episode or at least agrovate it, and it makes me wonder..... What if the Mafia Allience were respondsable for freeing Segrego? And then I remember me and Iago's transporter mishap and our rough encounter with Arcitect, and how we still don't know of the Darkspawn Lord that managed to snag the Mythos cristails without them LITTERALLY blowing up in his face, and that mysterious thieft of the Astro Lazer Skematics, and the mysterious force behind Death Coffin's brief power-up..... What if all those things are connected in a dark and sinister way?"
  • Lord Shen: "...... I hate to admit it, but, even if it's coming from you, that does sound like a legitament concern..... But now's a time for celebration with Omicron being allowed an offictail release, Prehistoric one. We'll worry about these concerning possable connections of otherwise isolated events in due time."
  • Icky: "..... I guess your right. Maybe the stress of repeated Equestria Episodes started to get to me ever since my break down over the patterns of those over-used plots for Equestria and the AUU. I mean, I get it, both of those things offer great ideas, but wouldn't it be nice to give Kratos a shot, or even just, something else, something different? And again, MLP Season 8 isn't helping, I mean, have you seen the Exspearimental Episode List on the main page of Spongebob and Friends Wiki?!"
  • Gilda: "Ick, what did I told you about making meta jokes while under stress?!"
  • Icky: It's what we do, hon.
  • Kowalski: Yeah, Ick. It's just a virtual game. What could possibly happen?
  • Icky:...... I want you to remember that for when something DOES happen?!
  • Kolwalski: "But seriously, what's the worse that could happen?"
  • Icky: "Remember when Nefarious fucked up the game WAY back in the day, like, Season 2 era of things? Are we honestly sure Nefarious' virus is truely gone?"
  • Sandy: "I handled alot of the programming fixes, and I ensure you, Nefarious' virus is as historic as the alamo!"
  • Icky: "Well physically, yes, but, you're sure none of the characters aren't badly infected by it enough that they could defelupt Master Control Program levels of self-awareness! Espeically if it's Viral Vi-Tor, the game's main villain capable to malmitulate virtual reality! Something like that could be dangerious if they gained self-awarence!"
  • Kolwalski gets curious about that.
  • Sandy: "I understand your concern, Ick, but I throughly checked Vi-Tor a kajillion times, and nothing strange has came up. He's perfectly normal."
  • Icky: "Remember THAT as well!"
  • Sandy: "Okay! If you're so DANG concerned about this, then Kolwalski, myself, and you are gonna check up the games system ONE MORE TIME, and prove to you that there's NOTHING to worry about!"
  • The trio went off.

Skullian Prime

  • The Arcitect was secretly watching.......
  • Arcitect: "..... Perfect timing...."
  • Krin-Nom entered with a Gamestop shoping bag.
  • Krin-Nom: "Okay, master, it took many complicated disguises and having to attend with shoppers with the mindset as if it's Black Friday again, but it was worth it as I was able to get the game! (Brings out the Omicron game case) But..... Why interest yourself with the product of your enemies, my liege? I, never fancy you a gamer, sir."
  • Arcitect: "I didn't ask you to require the game for such trivialishness, Krin! I wanted it because it holds the key to my plans to get at the misfits without relying on whatever latest Equestrian threat awaits in that planet!"
  • Krin-Nom: ".... Ahhhhh, I see...... But, you don't have a gaming system my lord, and, these things don't play themselves, you know."
  • Arcitect: "I don't nessersarly need that, Krin..... (Levitates the object away from the fidgeting Krin)...... I want to be able to enter it. (Magic absorbs himself RIGHT into the game as it now glowed with an eerie redness)"
  • Krin-Nom: "..... He scares me, and I'm a fellow darkspawn."
  • Kronma and Makron were seen, grunting agreeingly unisonly.

Virtual World

  • The Architect appeared in the virtual world.....
  • Architect: "So this is the realm of Cyberspace..... It is as confusing and chaotic as the Kaiyas Beings' original home dimention. I hope that copy of the game enabled me to reach the Lougers' centrol computer."
  • Architect sees a series of computer folders.
  • Architect: "Allright, let's see here. (Looks into the first file, but only finds A gif of Celestia "shaking dat flank") UGH, BY THE OLD GODS?! (Closes up the file, looks at it and saw that it read "Shen's Personal Gifted Celestia Photos. [MY EYES ONLY!!!-Shen])...... I take it they also used it as a personal computer. Pitiful. (Begins to pay more attention to other file names, but got curious at one of them calling "Squid-Dab".....Dab? (Opens it up the file and fines this)"
Squidward_hits_a_dab

Squidward hits a dab

  • Architect: "..... I..... I don't get it, he just swayed his arms in a northeast direction, I... I REALLY don't get modern mortals these days. Next you'll be telling me that a bunch of males will go crazy over a stupid girls' show about ponies?"
  • The Architect opened up a file that has a collection of private virtual logs, looked through such vid files and found one such that read "The Virtual Log of Trixie", Architect becoming curious and opened it up.
  • Trixie: "Dear Virtual Log, I still can't believe that I got to meet my idol Pondini! Wishes have REALLY come true for me on this team! Now all I need is for Celestia to finally reckindise my talents and make me an Alicorn princess as well, then my life will be COMPLETED?!"
  • Architect groaned as he closed the file.
  • The Architect found another virtual log, this time belonging to Gilda, opens it up and was kinda surprised to see her look sad.
  • Gilda: "(Sweeter voice) I don't know how I will ever admit to everyone that underneath the tough exterier beats a kinder more gentler griffin. They're so used to me being the big badass griffin and the tough one. Espeically not Trixie..... (Sighs)...... Maybe it's best they never know."
  • The Architect closed the file with an extression that reads "WTF did I just watched", only to snap out of it, closed the virtual log file and to resume his shearch, then found what looks like a Word Document that reads "Banzai the awesome", as the Architect proceeded to open it.

French Narrator: One Reading Later...

  • Architect started to throw-up blood in the virtual trashbin!
  • Architect: "UGHHHHHHHHHHH?! THE GRAMMER ERRORS?! THE PUNCUATION?! AND THE ABYSMAL PLOT?! I mean, I reckindise that he is in love with the Shenzi Hyena and how he idealises how he would save her from Merlock, but, DID HE HAD TO WRITE EXTROSIATING DETAIL ABOUT THEM HAVING- (Pukes again).... Ughhhh. I see even the personal lifes of the misfits are extrosiatingly burdensome. (Resumes his hunt for Omicron when he ran into a file that reads "Icky's Collection of Defeated Villains Selfies", opens it up and sees that it's Icky taking selfies of defeated villains, even a recent one showing him doing so while Gazelle decapitates Segrego, and another of him taking a selfie with Segrego's head, then another of the head being mounted as a trophy head in the Friendship School, then some older ones, like one of him taking a selfie when a chaosifived hammer shark was captured, Icky taking a selfie at Draconequui Wonderland that showed Wicked Dark running away, another that showed Yakotaur being hit with the Rainbow Power, The same with Geoatoa, Healthy-Lunchie being defeated, Magmatacus being defeated by Rainbow Power, and some others with the commen theme of Icky making a stupid face)...... Ughhh, The Darkspawn of Pride and Self Admiration, Pridon, would have alot in commen with this fool. (Closes the photo collection in annoyence). Surely it has to be SOMEWHERE around here! (Looks to see a file that reads "VERY IMPOURENT PRIVATE LOUGER STUFF, Kolwalski and Sandy only", which gave Architect the impression that is where the Omicron files are kept, and quickly approuched it to touch, but then virtual litteral fire wall rose up.
  • Firewall: "Enter password."
  • Architect saw a password pad....
  • Architect: ".... Ughhhhh, of course. A password. Well since it belongs to one of the genius lougers, I have to make guesses.... (Stands on the Password) Now, I have to assume that it's mostly the smart penguin's doing, so-...... (Makes an "Are you serious" expression as a quack was heard)....."
  • Firewall: "Please enter password."
  • Architect: "....... Doris."
  • The Firewall accepted the password and digitally disappeared.
  • Architect: "..... And villains, LOSE TO THESE MISFITS?! That is so, demoralising?! (Looks through the personal files, found the Omicron symbol, and phased into it.)"

Omicron Character Files

  • The Omicron characters are seen resting in suspended animation as the Architect appeared in it.
  • Architect: "....... Such potaintional waiting to be tapped. (Arrives to Viral Vi-Tor)....... I see he borrowed some inspiration from Malefor with those horns. I suspect he's the most impourent character. (Wakes up Viral Vi-Tor)."
  • Viral Vi-Tor: "What in the- who, what, where- (Sees the Architect) AHHH HOLY CRAP, WHO ARE YOU?!"
  • Architect: "Do not freat, Viral Vi-Tor..... I, am but a friend."
  • Viral Vi-Tor: "..... Wait, aren't you one of the Dragon Age bad guys? Because if so, I thought Sandy and Kolwalski weren't able to secure the rights for you-"
  • Architect: "I am actselly the real world Architect. And I come to tell you something impourent, that-"
  • Viral Vi-Tor: "I already know that I'm just a video game character. I was written to break the fourth wall. Sad, really."
  • Arcitect: "..... Yup. You're a byproduct of the Lodgers, alright. Anyway, I had heard about your little encounter with the Shenanigans of Dr. Nefarious, and I want to tell you that if you tap into whatever's left of his virus, you can able to upgrade your powers to be able to enter the real world."
  • Viral Vi-Tor: "Tch. Buddy, I already know you're just telling me that because you want me to be a threat to them and my creators."
  • Architect: "Ahhh, but think about how they had incompidently failed to save you from the Doctor's virus."
  • Viral Vi-Tor began to have a migrain about Nefarious' Virus attacking him and damaging his code...
  • Architect: "....... It really shows that you are just piles of re-buildable code and binaries to them. You weren't worth the trouble of saving. So why not repay their neglect by making their own creation more real then they planned?....."
  • Viral Vi-Tor: "..... See, I know you're trying to malmitulate me into going along with this...... But you're right. Now do I tab into that virus s***?"
  • Architect: "I, (Hands start to glow), Offer my assisence on this, Vi-Tor. Prepare to become more then just a virtual plaything, Vi-Tor!"
  • Viral Vi-Tor: "Hey, wait, this s*** isn't gonna hurt, is it- (Architect zapped Viral Vi-Tor with his powers) YOOOOOOOOOOOOOW OWWWWWWWWWWWW, IT HURTS, IT TOTALLY HURTS?!"
  • Architect: "YES, BUT I PROMISE YOU, (INTENSIFIVES THE POWER), IT IS WELL WORTH THE PAIN?!"
  • Viral Vi-Tor: (Still being zapped) OKAY, HOW DOES THIS EVEN WORK AGAI-
  • EVERYTHING GOT INTO A BLINDING FLASH!

The Lab.

  • The Trio entered the lab.
  • Kolwalski: "I had been meaning to say that I had been upgrading Vi-Tor abit to make him look more edgier then he was in the beta form for the offitical release. The original verson was just, a snake thing in clothes."
  • Icky: "Well yeah, I mean, that is clearly some early MSM stuff right there."
  • Kolwaksi: "But also not edgy enough. So, I made some needed adjustments, and- (Saw that the computer was active) WAIT A MINUTE, I DON'T REMEMBER TURNING THE COMPUTER ON?!"
  • Sandy: "Relax guys, it's commen for computers to be left on by accsident, and- (Tries to turn it off, but it burned her) YOW?! IT IS NOT SO COMMEN HOWEVER FOR THEM TO BURN LIKE TOUCHING THE DOOR TO HELL?!"
  • Icky: "Do I smelth, being right?"
  • Kolwalski: "NOW IS NOT A GOOD TIME TO RUB IT IN?!"
  • Laughter was heard, as Viral Vi-Tor came out!
  • Viral Vi-Tor: "HEY KIDDIES, UNCLE VIRAL VI-TOR'S (Glitches out) BABABABABABABABABABABA-BACK?! (Realises something)..... WHAT THE (FART SOUND!)!"
  • Icky: "..... Okay, am I going crazy, or is Viral Vi-Tor coming to life, and glitching like something out of a poorly constructed game?"
  • Sandy: "It could be because that since he's computer code coming into our world, he lacks a molectuar structure."
  • Viral Vi-Tor: "BUT THE PHANTOM VIRUS OF SCOOBY DOO AND THE CYBERCHASE NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH THIS (FART SOUND)!?"
  • Icky: Well, duh. Cyberchase had a machine that gave the Phantom Virus a physical stability when he gets into the human world. You clearly didn't got that since you just randomly climbed out like the Ring Girl. Now..... What do you even want with us anyway?
  • Viral Vi-Tor: "I-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i Telelelelelelelelell you, but it wouldn't be a (Glitches out) PINGAS! (Normal) Surprise!"
  • Icky: Just tell us so you can go back to where you belong-
  • Viral Vi-Tor: NO-NO-NO-NO-NO, I WILL NNNNNNNNNNEVER RERERERETURN!!
  • Icky: Why the f*** not?
  • Kowalski: I believe that is his desigated programming as a boss acting out. Not to worry. We got the Operation: MCP Remote right here.
  • Viral Vi-Tor: Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh! (He molecularly disintegrated the remote with a poot sound effect)
  • Kowalski:...... Poop!
  • Sandy: What was that for?!
  • Viral Vi-Tor: Nononone of your business, d*******-***-**************es!!!!... EeEeEeEeEe!!...... EeEeEe!!!
  • Icky: "Okay, that is getting annoying."
  • Viral Vi-Tor: "YOU THINK I DON'T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T KNOW THAT?! I can't be taken seriously like T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-THIS?!"
  • Kolwalski: "Well obviously your only hope of being stable as a program is to go back into cyberspace."
  • Viral Vi-Tor: ".... Or....... I TURN YOU'RE-RE-RE-RE-RE-RE-RE-RE-RE REALITY INTO A VIDEO GAME?!"
  • Icky: "..... I'd be horrorfived, but we already have a universe where Video Games are among us."
  • Viral Vi-Tor: "Uhh-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h..... Maybe I'LL just turn everything-ing to be more like Omicron?"
  • Kolwalski/Sandy/Icky: "Okay, now THAT, is abit more concerning."
  • Viral Vi-Tor: "Yes!? Now THAT'S something I can't work with-ith-ith!"
  • Kolwalski: "Well too bad for you, we have no intention of letting you do- (Vi-Tor opens up a portal in the computer as suddenly, the Omicron Enemies and Bosses are charging enmass!)....... OH THEY ALWAYS DO THAT DURING A CONVERSATION?!"
  • Sandy: "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES?!"

Suddenly, the Double-Boost Prompt from Sonic Forces appeared as the corresponding music played!

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Fist Bump (Double Boost ver.) - Sonic Forces Music Extended

  • The Trio ran away from the enmassing game enemies!
  • Icky: "Wait..... WAS THAT THE SONIC FORCES DOUBLE-BOOST PROMPT?! DID WE REGRESSED TO USING SONIC MEMES NOW?!"
  • Sandy: "I THINK THAT WAS VI-TOR?! BY FREEING MORE OMICRON CHARACTERS, VIDEO GAME TROPES ARE BECOMING MORE AND MORE PREVELENT AND FREQUINT, GIVEN THE REFERHENCIAL HUMORIOUS NATURE OF THE SHOW?!"
  • Icky: "WELL I SWEAR TO GOD, IF QUICK-TIME EVENTS GET INCLUDED HERE, (Suddenly, a Playstation Button Prompt appears), I'm gonna-"
  • Mayor Jerkbeetle flew across them and faced them!
  • Mayor Jerkbeetle: "IT IS MY MAYORIAL DECREE THAT YOU DIE?! (Fires the guns and zaps the three escaping Lougers, killing them!)"

A death screen appeared as Vi-Tor's evil laughter was heard.

  • The Cronitcler's voice: "Would you like to try again?"
  • Deadpool: Heck yeah! This'll be fun! (He resurrected the trio by selecting yes with a controller)
  • Icky: "(They reappeared being chased by the enemie mob again).... What just happened? (Sees the QTE button) OH NO, THERE ARE QUICK TIME EVENTS?!"
  • Mayor Jerkbeetle repeated the same thing!
  • Mayor Jerkbeetle: "IT IS MY MAYORIAL DECREE THAT YOU DIE?! (Fires again, but this time, the prompts got pressed as the three dodged the fire).... CURSES?!"
  • Sandy: "...... WHAT IS GOING ON?!"
  • Deadpool's voice: "BEST VIDEO GAME EVER?!"
  • Icky: "..... Please don't tell me our lives have been turned into a video game and Deadpool, just became the Player?!"
  • Kolwalski: "I'm afraid, it is so!"
  • Another QTE prompt appeared as some Commando Beavers appeared.
  • Icky: Oh, hello, s***-eaters! Do any good scat lately?
  • Sandy: That's what you remember them for, really? (They were about to fire, as the prompts were pressed just in time as the group dodged)
  • The Trio were near the impourent exit, but a last minute prompt showed up, as an Omicron Flytrap appeared from nowhere and chomped on the three!
  • The Death Screen appeared.
  • Deadpool: "Dammit, I hate s*** like that! (Presses yes)."
  • The trio were near the exit again, as this time, the last minute QTE was met and the group dodged the giant plant in time, closing off the escape!
  • Sandy: "..... I am complicating what's worse..... The fact we're becoming more like video game characters, the fact we died twice in tecnecallity, OR THAT WE'RE BEING CONTROLLED BY DEADPOOL NOW?!"
  • Kolwalski: "(Gets a dialog tree that gives three lines, one saying all three are bad, another saying only some are bad, yet another saying not at all, while the forth, that suddenly appeared, is about a joke. Deadpool snickers and picks the forth)..... BA-ZINGA MINGA PA-ZOOKA?! (Silence)..... WHY DID I JUST SAY THAT?!"
  • Icky: "Aw no, dialog trees! That means in certain events, Deadpool can litterally control what we can say! Such power should NOT fall into the hands of a wiseass like him! Sandy, we need to do something about this!"
  • Sandy was given a dialog tree as well, the first including a logical sounding plan, the second indicting just winging it, the 3rd is crying like a baby, the forth is get Spongebob's attention in a provokitive way. Deadpool proceeded to select number 4.
  • Sandy turns all anime-esque.
  • Sandy: "SPONGEBOB SENPAI?!"
  • Icky and Kolwalski made surprised faces!
  • Spongebob zoomed up quickly!
  • Spongebob: "SANDY, WHAT'S WRONG, AND WHY DID YOU NEEDED TO GIVE ME AN ANIME SOUNDING NAME?!"
  • Sandy was given another dialog tree, the first one explaining the situation, the second lying, the 3rd to tell a dumb joke, and the forth being even more provokitive. Deadpool selects the 4th.
  • Sandy turns into an anime school girl.
  • Sandy: "(Speaks in japanise like an anime school girl)."
  • Spongebob, Icky, and Kolwalski all make equily surprised faces.....
  • Sandy: "..... (Speaks in Japanese again, freaking out!)"
  • Icky: "...... Let's just get to the others."

The Other Lougers' Location

  • Lord Shen: "WHY THE BLOODY DICKENS IS SANDY LOOKING AS IF SHE WAS FROM AN ANIME?!"
  • SpongeBob: I know this is suppose to be a concerning moment here, but she's looking very cute now.
  • Kowalski: Yeah, I don't know how, but Vi-Tor was brought to life and turned this into a video game being played by Deadpool.
  • Deadpool's voice: HI, BIOTCHES!!!
  • Lord Shen:... Squidward? Please hit me with your clarinet as hard as you can. This is clearly a dream.
  • Squidward did so as the Grand Thieft Auto sytile death scene played as "Wasted" appeared.
  • The Death Screen appeared.
  • Deadpool: "Tch, dramatic much? (Selects yes)"
  • Lord Shen: "..... CURSE VIDEO GAME TROPES?!" 
  • Private: So... We have to stop this with limited lives?
  • Deadpool's voice: Don't worry. It's thankfully unlimited lives.... I think.
  • Lodgers: YOU THINK?!?
  • Deadpool's voice: "Well I don't see a life counter!"
  • Gazelle: "(Sighs), We'll have to trust your word for now. Now, is Vi-Tor and the Omicron characters contained?"
  • Kolwalski: "For now."
  • Gazelle: "Okay, then here's the plan. (A Dialog tree appears, one part a serious plan, second part a less serious plan, 3rd part a stupid plan, 4th is twerking. Deadpool picked 4th) (Gazelle started to twerk as "Anaconda" played)..... WHAT THE?!"
  • Icky: "Sorry, Deadpool has Dialog tree access, he's always gonna make us do stupid things! It's kinda why Sandy's an anime character now! (Sandy was going crazy)"
  • Girl Sora: And she's already got anime fever.
  • Squidward: Anime what?
  • Tai: It's what we call when an anime character has all the quirky tropes like the comical reactions, sticking tongues out, sweat and nerve beats, cute faces, the list goes on.
  • SpongeBob: And I'm just going to say it, but SANDY IS SOOOOOOOO HOT THIS WAY!!!!
  • Sandy: (Speaks in Japanese) ("You're so quick to notice, SpongeBob-Son! You may kiss me.")
  • SpongeBob: (As another Dialog tree appeared with respective anime reactions, from love dovy, touchy, bitchy hard-to-get, to SAILER Moon) Don't mind if I- (Deadpool picks Sailor Moon)
  • Sandy: ("NO TIME FOR GETTIN' TOUCHY-FEELY!") (Gets a hot Sailor Moon-style karate outfit and does crazy karate stances)
  • SpongeBob:.... What about a teensy-
  • Lord Shen: Ugh, we have no time for this! We have a rogue program to stop. Maybe when we defeat him, reality will return to normal.
  • Skipper: "Well I think we'll be fine as long as we keep him in the Dragon Guardian Temple."
  • Private: "Wait, but, isn't Vi-tor capable of teleporting? Can't he just teleport out of here with his army and cause trouble from there?"
  • Silence.
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Sad Trombone Wah Wah Wah Fail Sound Effect

  • Vi-Tor's voice: "Actselly, I was originally gonna stay here and have my fun with you guys first, but THAT'S A GREAT IDEA?!"
  • A large teleporting sound was heard.
  • Lord Shen: "...... MISS SANDRA, WHY DID YOU GIVE THAT PROGRAM THE ABILITY TO WARP REALITY AND MOVE ACROSS IT EFFERTLESSLY?!"
  • Sandy spoke in japanese explaining herself.
  • Lord Shen: "..... CAN SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE SANDY AN ENGLISH VOICE?!"
  • Icky: "Fair to warn ya, we do that, it would end up being like dubbed anime or Japanese Godzilla films levels of awkword."
  • Lord Shen was given a diaolog tree where he either accepts the risk, compromises for subtiles, puts up with a japanese Sandy, or does a funny mexican dance.
  • Deadpool's voice: ".... As much as I would like to make Shen fo a culturly incorrect dance, this one time I'm gonna have to take a serious route. (Picks the first opition)."
  • Lord Shen: "We'll have to cope with it until we can restore reality. Merlin?"
  • Merlin: "Hocus-English Dubbus!"
  • Merlin casted the spell!
  • Sandy: "(Mouth not matching the words) Oh thank goodness I am given the ability to speak relitive english again, I owe you my gratatude, Merlin-San!"
  • Iago: "Oh good grief, that is weird to look at!"
  • SpongeBob: Still hot.
  • Sandy: "So, let us hunt down Vi-Tor-Domo before he can start causing trouble, ha-ha!"
  • SpongeBob: This'll totally be worth it.
  • Squidward: Doubt it.
  • Lord Shen: "First, we need to organise a plan. And I have the perfect one. (A two dialog tree appears, one for actselly saying the plan, another just a Peacock Sound. Deadpool picked Peacock sound) (Lord Shen started to only speak in Peacock sounds now, to his surprise!)....."
  • Icky: "..... DIALOG TREES ARE TOO POWERFUL FOR THEIR OWN GOOD WHEN DEADPOOL'S AT THE CONTROLLER?!"
  • Gazelle: "Okay, it's obviouso we need to get Deadpool to take this seriously if we're going to make serious progress."
  • Boss Wolf: "Easier said then done. Deadpool's main shitck is that he RARELY takes things seriously. His own video game PROVES that!"
  • Gazelle: "Well, I could offer plans, but if I do, a dialog tree will appear and I'll just end up doing something silly instead."
  • Icky: "Then let's avoid triggering them by winging it."
  • Mr. Krabs: "Then that would mean not devising a good plan and just make stuff up as we go along."
  • Icky: "Well until we can find someone to put Deadpool into serious mode, we're just gonna have to do so until then!"
  • Squidward: When this is over, somebody hit me as hard as you can.
  • Deadpool's voice: You guys DO know that not only can I hear you, but you don't have to do nothing. Helping you beat VVT IS the only way to win. And let's face it, an adventure where I'm the boss is what I've been waiting for since MSM gave me my spotlight here to celebrate my first movie before moving to my next one. Cable and the X-Force, AND BOOBIES ALL THE WAY!!!
  • Lord Shen: (Shrugs) (More Peacock sounds)! (Subtiles: Well no funny business!)
  • WB Deadpool's voice: Shen, DP'S nothing BUT funny business. You're lucky that he's helping because he does it when the place he calls his playground is in danger.
  • YB Deadpool's voice: It's REALLY fun to make your own rules. You antiheroes should know about that.
  • Shenzi: JUST SHUT UP AND GET US ON OUR WAY!!!!
  • Deadpool's voice: "Okay okay, activating select screen! (Does so as the familier worlds are seen: The Dragon Realms New York, Kratos, Equestria, Agrabah, Wonderland, Futurasia, Bikini Bottom, Mugshotra, Poi-Son, Paradisa, Prison 42, Ropedia, Slimeball, The Valley of Peace, Warface, and Zootopia.) Wha-oh-oh! Got lots of choices here! LOVE the verity! Do more worlds unlock as you play?"
  • Cronicler's voice: "Vi-Tor's forces have been sighted to have appeared in Dragon Realms New York. Aide is required."
  • Deadpool's voice: "Okay, quick mission summery. (Opens the mission summery). (Reads) Vi-tor has started to appear quickly and disappear as quickly in video game stores and started to spill out more of his forces into the world, digitising and video-gameifying everything in order to substace stability. Aide is of the most dire impourence, blah-blah-blah. (Speaks) Okay, first mission! (Selects the mission as the heroes instently appeared into Dragon Realms New York!)"
  • Icky: "What the- HOW DID WE END UP HERE?!"
  • Panic was heard as crowds of retreating people were seen as Vi-Tor's forces are in hot persuit!
  • Shifu: "I think I can see why we're here! Vi-Tor has already got to work here?!"
  • ???: "MISFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITSSSSSSSSSSSSSS?!"
  • Gazelle: "Oh no! Not ahora!"
  • Tri-Corn flew up angerly!
  • Tri-Corn: "WOULD YOU CARE TO EXPLAIN WHY YOUR VIDEO GAME HAS GONE CRAZY?!"
  • Lord Shen: "(Panicy Peacock Sounds!) (No, don't ask us?!)"
  • Gazelle: "Miss Tri-Corn, perhaps it is not the best time to even talk to us right now-"
  • Tri-Corn: "I WANT MY ANSWERS, AND I WANT THEM NOW?!"
  • Gazelle was given a dialog tree that gives 4 options again, either persuade her to listen to reason, ignore her and move on, give a stern talk down, or beat her ass into submission..... Deadpool picked the forth!
  • Gazelle suddenly got into a battle pose and brought out her Uniter Blade, surprising everyone, even Tri-corn!
  • Gazelle: "..... Uh-oh!"
  • Tri-Corn: "....... May I, rephrase that with a please the- (Gets her ass handed to her by Gazelle) DOW OH WHA- OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW STOP-OW-KICKING-OW- MY ASS- OWCH?!"
  • Gazelle: "MY SINCEREST APOLOGIES, SENATOR, I AM NOT IN CONTROL OF MY ACTIONS?! (Smacks Tri-Corn down, knocking her out, then while still in Deadpool's control, Gazelle started to dignify Tri-corn by starting to tea-bag her) I AM NOT DOING THIS?!"
  • Icky: "WE KNOW?! YOU'RE CONTROLLED BY A RED NINJA WITH 4CHAN MEMES FOR HUMOR?!"
  • Jamica showed up and looked shocked!
  • Jamica: "MY GOODNESS?! LOUGERS, WHAT DID MISS TRI-CORN DO TO OFFEND YOU SO BADLY THAT YOU WOULD DO AN INDIGENT FORM OF GRIEVING FROM CALL OF DUTY GAMES!?"
  • Icky: "We love to explain, but if we do, that would risk dialog trees to come out and make us say or do stupid s***!"
  • Jamica: "Dialog trees?! You mean, like in the Mass Effect series?"
  • Icky: "No, they have more of a dialog wheel to an extent, but still a good enough example!"
  • Iago: "Be careful asking us questions, or else they'll show up for Deadpool to mess up!"
  • Jamica: "Deadpool's making you do this?! Is he behind the Omicron revolt as well?!"
  • Sandy: "That much we still want to figure out, Jamica-San!"
  • Jamica: "..... Why is your squirrel friend being very Otaku bait right now?"
  • Spongebob: "We REALLY want to explain, but when we do, the dialog trees will show up and allow him to derail us to make us act stupid!"
  • Jamica: "You mean, more than usual?"
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  • Squidward: "..... Cute. REAL Cute."
  • Gazelle: (Tea-bagging the unconscious Tricorn uncontrollably) Te conseguiré para esto!
  • Jamica: "Look, if you can, can you stop tea-bagging the Senator and save the city from your own game characters?"
  • ???: "They don't have to do it alone!"
  • Agent Ralph and some new faces were seen.
  • Sandy: "AGENT RALTH?!"
  • Agent Ralth: "Fear not, citizens of the real world! We're here to take the people of Omicron, back home! Ready the Digi-Sucker Cannons!"
  • Lord Shen: (Inquisitive Peacock Sound) (The said cannons appeared as they fought against Viral's forces)
  • Icky: (Beaver Commando Juggernauts appeared) S*** EATERS AT 6:00!!!
  • BCJ #1: STOP CALLING US THAT!!!
  • Agent Ralth: "Yeah I see them! (Aims a Digi-Sucker Cannon!) Time for you guys to go back home!"
  • (Viral): PHA-HA-HA-HA-HAH!!! You've gogogogot to be trolllllllllllllllling me!.... Seriously, I'm st-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-still glitching about?! Whatever, point is-is-is-is-ssisisisisisisi-is I beat you before, Ralphy!
  • Agent Ralph: I wouldn't be a good agent if I didn't learn from my mistakes. (He used the canon sucked the forces back in the Omicron game as he lead the heroes to Viral)...
  • Viral: Aw-aaa-wwwwa--aaaaaaawwwwwwwwaaa------wwwwwwwwwwwwww, (beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep) me! It's bad enough that freeing those halfwits did not to improve my-yeee-yeee-yeee complexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxtion, now I got your (Fart noise) to deaalalalalalalalalalalal with?! And f-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oajshahgsfd that mAtttaaater, WHY ARE YOU NOT GLIZNXHSING OUT?!
  • Agent Ralth: "We used a machine that gave us a moleculer structure so we can be able to come here without glitching out."
  • Viral Vi-Tor: "..... Uhhhhghhhhsgshshsgghhhhhh, because alchourse you would have the luxxxxxxxxery! Fine?! I'll-lelelelelelelelelelele have to step up my gayuyayayayayayayayayayayya-game to pixelised the universes! Freeing my minions isn't gonna be enough! I need to bring all of cyberspace out here to get-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-tt a stA---AAAAAAAAAAA-ble FOOOOOOOARMR?!"
  • Agent Ralth: "Well short of the kind of machine they had in Scooby Doo and the Cyberchase, you're jack out of luck, Vi-Tor!"
  • Viral Vi-Tor: "..... Okay, then I'll-kahshsjajshsgdashs play that gayayayayayayayagame! I'll build a device that WILL bring cyberspace into reality the TJAHAHAHAAJAJAJAJAJAJTHAT WAY?! And th-isisisisisisis time, YOU'LELELELELELELELELEL BE AS HELPLESLESELESLESLLESLYLESS AS PERPEREPREPREPREPRPEPREPRPEPREPRPEPREPRPEPRPERPEPRPEPRPEPRPEPRPEPRPREPERPER USUAL, RALTHIE?!"
  • Vi-Tor vanishes before the Digi-Suckers can be used on him!
  • Jamica: "WHY DID YOU LET HIM ESCAPE?!"
  • Agent Ralth: "Well, because this is the first level. We can't stop him until the final level."
  • Jamica stared confused!
  • Icky: "..... He's operating on video-game logic, just, roll with it!"
  • Sparx: "Hey, I don't wanna slow down the plot by asking questions, but..... I kinda can't understand him properly with him glitching about, so, what the frick did he say, exactly?!"
  • Iago: "Dude, the geist of that was CLEARLY that he wanted to build his own cyber-laser so he can further pixalised the universes."
  • Jamica: "..... Someone, PLEASE slap me?! Wake me up from this crazy nightmare?!"
  • Sir Hiss, under Deadpool's control, SMACKED Jamica!
  • Jamica: "OH?! OHHHH?!"
  • Sir Hiss: "DUHHH, MY APOLOGIES, MADAM?! THAT WAS DEADPOOL'S DOING?! I WOULD NEVER WILLINGLY HIT A LADY?!"
  • Jamica: "It's okay! It, it showed me that, this is indeed reality...... To my dismay."
  • Agent Ralth: "Don't worry miss, we'll send the Omicronians all back home and Vi-Tor in tow! You have our word on it!"
  • Chi Fu: "We need to get back to the temple and ready the Van! Vi-Tor could already be off world! Espeically if he could've already snuck some Omicron Characters into the worlds!"
  • Agent Ralth: "Couldn't agree more!"
  • The group ran off under Deadpool's control.
  • Jamica: "...... Tri-Corn and I, are SO, taking a vacation!"

Villain Leage Fortress

  • Cobra: "GLORIOUS DEVINES?!"
  • Cobra was watching the viewing portal and saw that various worlds are under seige by Omicron characters!
  • Cobra: "The Lougers' own childish creations from that over-glorifived hero simulator are causing trouble...... AND WE'RE NOT BEHIND THIS?! (Begins to open up communication portals to Dr. Nefarious and Dark Dragon) OKAY, I WANT ANSWERS, YOU TWO?! ARE ANY OF YOU TWO BEHIND WHAT I AM SEEING?!"
  • Dr. Nefarious: "Behind what?! (Mang turns the viewing portals around to let them see the Omicron uprising) WHOOOOOOOOOOOOA?!"
  • Dark Dragon: "What in Makuta's name?!"
  • Cobra: "DON'T TRY TO PLAY INNOSENT, GENTLEMEN?! WHICH ONE OF YOU DONE IT?!"
  • Dark Dragon: "Tempting as it is to take credit for this, none of this smells like the work of Makuta!"
  • Dr. Nefarious: "And I'm still recovering from my failed Tree of Disharmony plans! I lost both that AND a good fabricator center?! I am in no position to do this!"
  • Cobra: "Well I can make this very clear that I am not respondsable for this?! And I'm pretty sure all of the Lougers usual fiction-realitiser villains have been contained for the time being! Something else is at play, and I intend to-"
  • Teen Mang: "(Comes in) Hey master! I got a new game! (Brings out an Omicron game). Now, I know you hate the lougers and by extention, hate the game, but don't worry! I didn't bought it to play with it.... For now. I bought it because Mr. Junjie said he wanted to start a pirating operation on the game for a plan to distrupt the money meant to help one of Miss Gazelle's causes. (The case started to glow) Isn't that great?"
  • Cobra: "TEEN MANG, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!"

Scougre Empire Palace

  • Dark Dragon stared surprised at this!
  • Cobra's voice: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!"
  • Dark Dragon: "Yikes..... Welp, glad that is not happening to me!"
  • Mecurymon and Meng Tao came in angerly!
  • Mecurymon: "THAT STUPID INGRETE KREKKA HAS DONE IT AGAIN?!"
  • Meng Tao: "THE IDIOT AGREED TO JUNJIE'S LITTLE PIRATING SCAM AND AGREED TO GIVE SOME SCOURGE IMPERIAL MACHINES TO HAVE A PART IN HIS STUPID LITTLE SCEME?! HE ALREADY STARTED TO PRINT MILLIONS OF COPIES OF THAT STUPID OMICRON GAME OF THE LOUGERS OWN DESIGNS?! UGH?! THAT IDIOT?! BEING QUICK TO ASSUSIATE WITH JUNJIE?!"
  • Dark Dragon had a scared face!
  • Mercurymon: "...... Sire?"
  • A distent glowing was seen!
  • Nidhiki's voice: "Krekka, why the f*** are your pirated mercentise's glowing?"
  • Krekka's voice: "Hey, it's not suppose to-"
  • Screams are heard as flashes are seen!
  • Dark Dragon: "..... Makuta help us."

Nefarious Station

  • Nefarious cringed at what was happening to Lord Cobra!
  • Nefarious: "Yeesh! Glad I'm not him!"
  • Bellwether showed up annoyed.
  • Bellwether: "Sir, I have a compaint about your, "Sons"!"
  • Nefarious: "Ughhhh, what did they do this time?"
  • Bellwether: "They agreed to a stupid game pirating operation being done by Junjie and already they had some Nefarious troopers make a dozen illegit releases! There's more copies of the Lougers' silly "Omicron" game then I can count!"
  • Nefarious made a scared face....
  • Bellwether: "..... I, I figured you'd be more angry then frightened....... Something bad has happened relating to that game, hasn't it?"
  • Scratch: (He and Grounder ran from Omicron characters as they panicked comically) GLOWING VG CASE!!
  • Grounder: RELEASED UGLY WEIRDO CREATURES!!!
  • Scratch/Grounder: RUN FOR YA LIIIIVES!!!
  • Nefarious:... LAWREEEEEEEENCE!!!!
  • Lawrence: (On hologram) How can I be of assistance?
  • Nefarious: We're being attacked by- Wait a minute!
  • Lawrence: Just kidding! You've reached my holographic voicemail. Leave your name-
  • Nefarious: BLAST MY BOLTS, HE'S NEVER AROUND WHEN I NEED HIM!!
  • Bellwether: Probably already got caught. You have a plan?
  • Nefarious: Frankly, I'm out of options, soo..... RUN FOR YOUR LIFE- (They were assimilated with glitchy screaming)

Skullian Prime.

  • The Architect, having returned from the virtual world, began laughing as he saw his masterpiece of an evil plan unfold!

Chapter 2: The UUniverses Turn Into A Video Game

Unknown Place

  • Cobra, Dark Dragon, and Dr. Nefarious all woke up to find themselves in a strange realm....
  • Dr. Nefarious: "...... What kind of cyber-space nightmare is this?"
  • Cobra: "I know of this place. This is a very, very little known realm. It is known, as the Cybervoid. A dimention that exists as a limbo-like place between cyberspace, and our present world. It's a considerably recent alternate dimention as it was birthed around the time the computer was first invented."
  • Dark Dragon: "Explains why we are surrounded by all this Matrix s***."
  • Dr. Nefarious: "Well how did we ended up with our asses here!? One minute I have to contend with Scratch and Grounder bringing those illegit copies of the Lougers' stupid game into my space station, the next, I'm with you two yuts now?!"
  • Dark Dragon: "Well small freaky Matrix-Inspired world, brainiac, because THAT'S what happened with me when Krekka did it?!"
  • Cobra: "Well you two have Junjie to thank for this, as he tricked Teen Mang to have a part in this as he brought over a copy of his own! As for how we got here? Well clearly the very characters of that game brought us here for some unclear reason! Now, we're going to have to propose a temporary truce to save our respective teams from this and figure out how to get out of the Cybervoid."
  • ???: "Oh why be so quick to leave, gentlemen?.... Oh, NOW I'm not glitching the f*** out?!"
  • Vi-Tor appeared on a personal throwne, as the members of the villain teams are seen held in the same way as the omicron characters from the character files.
  • Dark Dragon: "..... WHAT, HAS HAPPENED, TO OUR FORCES?!"
  • Cobra: "Now, computers are not really my forte, but if I have to guess, they appear to enter a state of suspended animation inside these odd tubes, as if they are waiting to be activated."
  • Dr. Nefarious: "This shit gets freakier and freakier."
  • Vi-Tor: "Oh come on, gentlemen, I invited you all here in thanks to those illegit copies you were making and the one legal one that one of your friends gotten, because I want to impose a partnership against a commen enemy."
  • Dr. Nefarious: "Wait, aren't you the main bad guy of the Lodgers' game?"
  • Dark Dragon: "And pretty much their own creation?"
  • Cobra: "For that matter, why work for the enemies of their creator?"
  • Vi-Tor: "..... Ask, Dr. Nefarious. He sicced a virus into my prescious game that left me traumatised from that exspearience that, even with many, many, MANY patches, I have not emotionally recovered from?! And my creators?..... They did nothing to save me from the ravages and damages that virus casued?!"
  • Cobra: "..... Fair enough, but..... How did that make you sentient!?"
  • Vi-Tor: "Kinda the price of making a video game character self-aware and being able to break the forth wall and personally interact with players and know and learn about them. One digital dishastor and it comes back to bite the anus!"
  • Cobra: ".... A fair reason, but my mastery in darkness can't help but to tell me that a greater force is behind your blessed sentience, and tis' beyond the mereness of it being because of Nefarious' stupidity! In fact, I can't help but to feel like I reckindse this force behind you. It feels Darkspawnian in nature, but I can't put my finger on it- (Gets a migrain from the fateful day at VCON where Architect was host and Titan was reveiled as the Nobodies were weaponised against the present villains) AGGGGHHHHH?!...... Architect?! WAS AT VCON?!"
  • Nefarious and Dark Dragon got the same migrainy reaction!
  • Cobra: "..... I..... I remember now, barely?! The Architect was at VCON, for I don't know why yet, but-..... Wait.... I REMEMBER THAT DARK SHEN CAME BACK A WHILE BACK, AND I REMEMBER READING ABOUT DISCORD HAVING MAGIC FLU?! That feels VERY connected somehow since I heard that Shen was being an angry prick since that adventure?! By..... By the glories!?..... Is Architect behind the Lodgers' recent woes all this time?! Let alone YOUR uprising?!"
  • Vi-Tor: "Aw shucks, you figure out the big surprise of the Season. Good thing that as a side-effect of coming under my control, you would end up having that discovery repressed."
  • Cobra: "YOU'RE A FOOL IF YOU THINK A MERE PROGRAM CAN CORRUPT A MASTER OF CORRUPTION?!"
  • Dark Dragon: "NOR THE MIGHTY, AND BETTER, REPRESENTER OF MAKUTA?!"
  • Dr. Nefarious: "AND I WAS SMART ENOUGH TO HAVE ANTI-HACKING SOFTWARE INSTEILLED IN ME?!"
  • Vi-Tor: "Oh, but do you not know of my character's backstory?"
  • Dark Dragon: "Well because we're not interested in anything created by those annoying misfits unless it's an actual world conguring benefit, then no, we do not."
  • Viral: Well, I WAS seeking to weaponize an illegal substance called pixellanium, which is what makes up my world. In the real world, it's unstable molecules. I can thus control the matter around me in the real world. Pixellanium is an intoxicating but very advantageous and powerful energy. It can offer boundless possibilities. But those stuck-up superiors of mine couldn't see it that way. They exiled me and I became an entity of living data/pixellanium. But the players and a neir-do-well named Agent Ralph Scattergood thwarted me. But now I'm back... And you can help me eliminate your enemies and mine.
  • Nefarious: Yeah, no! You're crazy.
  • Viral: Oh, more than you know. But I am not particularly fond of you for that virus. I seek to get my own justice, and if it means I require the assistance of you, then it shall be so.
  • Cobra: We're not helping you.
  • Vi-tor: "Oh, but you miss the point of why I explained my backstory gentlemen..... It means that I can malmitulate all, and defy established logic!"
  • Cobra: "Tch. Prove it, you amalgamation of 1s and 0s."
  • Nerfarious: "Can you PLEASE not challnage him on tha- (He snapped as they got purple eyes)..."
  • Viral: Consider myself... Proven.... Now, we've got work to do.
  • All 3: YEEEES, MAAASTEEER!!

Meanwhile...

  • The group arrived to the suddenly transformed Dragon Temple.
  • Ralph: Well, here's my current hub. It's not much, but it'll be enough to keep you safe with the pixellanium spill.
  • Lord Shen was Peacock squelling like mad!
  • Boss Wolf: "Good grief Ralth, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DRAGON GUARDIAN TEMPLE?!"
  • Sandy: "I think that since it is ground zero of the universes becoming more like video games, it would make sense that it would be the most heavly effected! Vi-Tor came here through our computer after all!"
  • The group entered the heavily transformed Dragon Guardian Temple and found everything suddenly looks more and more like the Omicron hub.
  • Icky: "..... Yup..... It's now a video game hubworld allright."
  • Ralth: "Now, before we get started, we need to get you guys into proper gear."
  • Icky: "Wait wait, Ralth, before you do that, can you introduse us to your new friends? Because, I don't remember them from the game!"
  • Ralth: "Let me introduse you to Team Scattergood. Tiffany Shatner, Alexus Xanthis, Ethan Oboler, Nick Quine, and Bryson Kickx."
  • Kolwalski: ".... They're, pretty much the Titan Games introdused characters for the offital release of the first Omicron Game. They wanted to give Ralth a more, diversed hero cast so he doesn't just be the one guy you talk to."
  • Icky: "Something tells me Omicron became a vastly more different beast then what we were BARELY able to play in!"
  • Skipper: "And given that it's out onto the United Universes, it's only gonna further mutate!"
  • Ralth: "Well now that introductions are out of the way, it's time to train you on how to be more effective against our world spilling into yours. And, how to cope with the first time a player is controling you guys."
  • Spyro: "Tecnecally, some of us know what that is like. I star in video games myself."
  • Icky: "Oh, speaking of which, congrates on getting your original trilogy being given the N-Sane treatment and getting release into the PS4, spy! I thought you were gonna be stuck forever with that Skylander crap!"
  • Spyro: "Oh, thanks, but, let's not worry about that for now."
  • Ralth: "Well, I hear how you got a particularly implasuive player and how you need to learn how to deal with him."
  • Spongebob: "(A dialog tree appeared for him, agreeing in one branch, disagreeing in another, I don't know in a 3rd, and doing something stupid in the forth. Deadpool picked the forth). (Turns around and starts turning his butt about) TEEEEEEEEEEEEEX-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS?!"
  • Ralth: "...... Yup. You totally have a very implausive player on your mits. Guess you need to get this player to start playing things seriously and not abuse the wonderful power of Dialog trees."
  • Icky: "But first, can you fix Sandy's anime-ness and Shen squacking like an actual Peacock? They'll get annoying after awhile."
  • SpongeBob: NOOOOO, SHE'S HOT THIS WAY!! Just fix Shen!
  • Marty: It's not always about you, Sponge. We're fixing Sandy.
  • SpongeBob: AWWW-
  • Marty: Don't you AWWW me! Hit it, Ralph!
  • Ralth: "Well luckly for you, we have resetter drones on stand by. They're made to fix up those heavily infected by our world of Omicron. (These drones appear) Get to work, boys."
  • Sandy: It was an honor, SpongeBob-San. (She was converted back) YEEEEEEHAW, THAT'S MUCH BETTER!!... And Sponge? We need to talk about this later.
  • Lord Shen: (Getting his voice back) OH SWEET YINGLONG, YES!! I can talk again. Deadpool is going to die for this.
  • Boss Wolf: Uh, he can regenerate.
  • Lord Shen: And that's why I can enjoy killing him without consequence.
  • Deadpool's voice: "Oh yeah, Peacock boy? (Controls Shen into walking into a booby trapped room as the GTA "Wasted" scene played again) (The death screen returned) (Deadpool selected yes as everything returned)......"
  • Lord Shen: "...... On second thought, I rescind my threat. (Quietly) For now."
  • Agent Ralth: "..... We got our work cut-out for us, do we?"
  • Icky: "Oh trust me, Deadpool is NOT an easy pup to house-break! He's a guy that plays by his own rules."
  • Agent Ralth: "Oh don't worry. I have the perfect course that'll reign in even the most unrulely of players into playing properly."
  • Deadpool's voice: Hey, you mad dogging me, bub?
  • Agent Ralth: "Correction.... I, am unruly-playering you."

Simulation Room

  • A beautiful woman in a trench coat was seen.
  • Agent Ralth: "Welcome to the unruly player trainer room, everyone. And say hello to Babe."
  • Icky: "Whooooooooo-weeeeeeeee! She is a Babe!"
  • Agent Ralth: "She is a hologram of a supermodel designed to encourage positive reinforcement to encourage players to use dialog trees respondsably. The player picks a good choose, Babe takes some clothes off. He picks a clearly dumb and unbenefictal choice, she puts clothes on."
  • Gazelle: "I'd complain about sexisum and objectifying a woman, but, I suspect that you designed this around about who Deadpool is."
  • Agent Ralth: "That, and I seen the file records of that Deadpool guy. This is litterally the most effective method. Now, how this work is that we will put you through simulated scenarios in meeting certain people. These scenarios will activate dialog trees, and trust me, Babe will encourage him to make a smart choice and avoid dumb choices. Keep in mind that sometimes Dialog trees will offer something too funny for him to resist, so this isn't garrentie to perimently fix him."
  • Lord Shen: "Well we only want him trained enough that he doesn't 100% at the time pick a crazy/stupid/embarrising opition. We would like that risk at least decrise to a 50/50 chance, to be realistic here, because, at the end of the day, a well-trained Deadpool is still Deadpool."
  • (Deadpool): Pleeze! It's going to take a lot more than a babe to-
  • Babe: You'll be rewarded by having me as a sex hologram.
  • (Deadpool):..... THEN LET'S GET IT ON!!
  • Icky: "Wow. You guys covered your bases here."
  • Alexus: You bet your teets we did.
  • Tiffany: It kinda comes with you guys programming us to be meta.
  • Kowalski: We figured it would prevent your growing self-awareness from making you revolt and go rogue, and given the Master Control Program AND Turbo, that's guaranteed to be bad.
  • Sandy: Kinda like if a fictional character learned he wasn't real and react badly to it.... Which is essentially what y'all are.
  • Ralph: Good call. Now let's meet the computer. (The same computer from Omicron The Game appeared)
  • Computer: (Monotone) Initializing plan. Sense Of Humor: Offline.
  • SpongeBob: Excuse me?
  • Ralph: Yeah, had to unplug a few things and do a little reprogramming.
  • (Deadpool): Heeey, isn't that the snarky computer from Spider Man Friend or Foe?
  • Kowalski: Yeah, sadly, some parts were heavily ripped off from other games and forms of fiction. I couldn't make anymore characters after that.
  • (Deadpool): Well, I never liked her anyway. Whassap, biotch?
  • Computer: "Insult me like that again, and I'll turn the hologram into a withering old hag."
  • Deadpool's voice: "..... I'll behave."
  • Computer: "More like it. Now, would you like to engage in interaction simulator?"
  • Ralth: "Yes. Engage simulations."
  • The Computer flashed!

First Simulation

  • The Lougers found themselves on an AUU diplomatic table as the Grand Councilers were meeting with an easily provokable looking race of Nautilus-like beings with cyber-shells and a leader with an extremely mean look in his eyes.
  • Warson: "Ah, Lougers. How quinte of you to visit us right now. We are currently meeting with the Cynautilus race. A powerful cyberconnectic race that were the fastest race to evolve from their earlier stages to point of near Teadr 1 perfect. We are negosiating a meeting about how the leader was concerned with how you, handled the Emperor's son during his little episode. He wants to discuss his possable release."
  • Lord Shen: ".... (Quietly) Oh no. I remember this meeting. And with us being in Deadpool's control, I am GLAD this is only a simulation!"
  • Icky: "(Quietly) Doesn't make the idea of Deadpool pissing this guy off and embarrising us in front of the Grand Councilers, any less painful."
  • Cynautilus Emperor: "Otherworlder Shell Lougers.... I DEMAND YOU RELEASE PRINCE ASSAHOLE IMMEDIATELY?!"
  • The Dialog Tree appears with three choices, be honest with him, insult him, or tell an offensive joke.
  • Deadpool was about to pick the offensive joke branch.
  • Babe: "Ah-ah-ah. Don't you want to see this come off?"
  • Deadpool's voice: ".... Okay. (Picks the "Be honest with him Branch)."
  • Shifu: "Well, your highness, you need to understand that your son was planing to build an Astro-laser so he can use it to destroy the homeworld of his old bully who tormented him in his youth. You have to understand that his actions are not exactly a slap on the wrist offense."
  • Cynautilus Emperor: ".... What do I have pay you misfits to release my son? Money? Women? Both?"
  • Another Dialog tree appeared with four choices, accept the money, accept the women, take both, or refuse.
  • Deadpool's voice: "MONEY AND GIRLS?! Count me in! (Was about to pick the 3rd opition!)"
  • Babe: Dude, think! You want to insert something in me, use the right key. Right now, your merc boner isn't going to cut it.
  • Deadpool:... And what's so exciting about getting something for nothing?
  • Babe: Because if you don't, you'll see me do more than put on clothes... I'LL TURN INTO A MAN... AND A TRANSVESTITE... WHO WILL STALK YOU ELMYRA STYLE FOREVER!!
  • Deadpool: (Girl shrieks comically as he selected four)
  • Mushu: You know what? You can have him back. If we charged you money, it wouldn't feel right.
  • Shifu: "We only wish to ask you to keep your son in a tighter leash from here on out."
  • Cynautilus Emperor: "(Surprised).... (Regains composure and calms down).... Alchourse. I'll see to it my son is disapleaned heavily for this."
  • Icky: Glad that we could reunite a family. Ransom would be something Deadpool would do.
  • Deadpool:......
  • (YB Deadpool): Gonna need more than a healing factor for that one.
  • (WB Deadpool): Let's just keep our eyes on the prize and give the Lodgers their happy ending.

Simulation 2

  • The Lougers found themselves in an intense hostage situation in Futurasia, being done so by a robotic android gone rogue, holding a fat business men, and his scared beautiful wife and child at gun point at both ends.
  • Andriod: "YOUR CHOICE IS SIMPLE, MISFITS?! YOU MUST CHOOSE WHO LIVES AND WHO DIES!? MY ABUSIVE OWNER, OR HIS SUPER MODEL WIFE AND CHILD?! NOTE THAT I WILL HAVE MY VENGENCE EITHER WAY?!"
  • Icky: "(Scared and quietly) Aw man, I almost forgot about this time in Futurasia where an abused android had a major shitfit over his abusive master?!"
  • Iago: "(Quietly) This still reminds me of that preview for the upcoming game "Detriot: Become Human"!"
  • Another Dialog tree popped up with three choices, two of them actselly making a choice between the abusive owner or his family, or a 3rd opition trying to negosiate with it.
  • (Deadpool): "Holy s***, this gotten intense?!"
  • (WB Deadpool): "Not to mention that if you're not careful, the choices could actselly be who dies."
  • (YB Deadpool): "Pick the abuser, he deserves it!"
  • (WB Deadpool): "BUUUUT, What if it ends up being that you pick who lives?!"
  • (YB Deadpool): "THEN SAVE THE SEXY MAMA?! And her kid too, because this is a family picture!"
  • (WB Deadpool): "Uh, maybe play it safe and do it how the Lougers would do it and try to talk the crazy bot down. And be honest, the babe will keep you from picking the unideal choice anyway."
  • (Deadpool): "Well only because I need to see if it'll expand options. (Picks te 3rd branch.)"
  • Sandy: "It doesn't need to end like this, Android XZU-J78A7! Now, we agree that your owner should've been a better person to you, but you didn't need to dragged his wife and kid into this!"
  • Android: "THEY DID NOTHING TO PREVENT MY SUFFERING?!"
  • Viper: "They didn't know what he was doing to you! Believe me that at least the Wife would've done something for you!"
  • Android: "..... EXPLAIN HOW?! WHAT MAKES YOU SURE SHE DOESN'T SUPPORT HIS ANTI-ROBOT BEHAVIOR?!"
  • A Dialog Tree with 4 opitions appear, ask the android to speak with the abuser, ask the android to speak with the wife, make an elaberate tall tale, or stall.
  • (Deadpool): "..... Aw gees, this is becoming crazy complicated. What should I do? What exactly would the Lougers do?"
  • (WB Deadpool): Do we have to do everything for you? You can figure this out.
  • (Deadpool): Ugh, fine, does the wife support this s***? (He chooses 2)
  • Lord Shen: I don't know. Does she?
  • Wife: NO, OF COURSE NOT!!! THIS IS JUST A SIMPLE MISUNDERSTANDING!!!
  • Lord Shen: See?
  • Android: No! What if she's just saying that to stay alive?
  • Icky: Seriously, you're THAT stubborn?
  • Android: RED PILL OR BLUE PILL, ASSWIPES!!
  • (Deadpool): (Given all options from before again with two exhausted)... Seriously?
  • (YB Deadpool): Well that didn't work.
  • (Deadpool): Okay, f*** this, I'm going with stall. (Selects 4)
  • Icky: Well you are so hard to talk to.
  • Android: STOP STALLING AND PICK ALREADY!!!
  • Icky:... Uh, we're not stalling.
  • Android: Yes you are.
  • Icky: No we're not.
  • Android: Yeees, you are, you're doing it right now.
  • Icky:... We're stalling?
  • Android: Yes!
  • Icky:... Stalling?
  • Android: Stallng!
  • Icky:... Stalling?
  • Android: STALLIIING!!!
  • Mantis: (Unscrewed much of the android) FEAR THE BUUUG!!!
  • Android: YOU SONS OF BI- (He fell apart comically)
  • LaSola: "..... Well, I kinda have to dock points for hurting the troubled bot, but, at least both hostages made it out alive."
  • (Deadpool): "Oh I know the Lougers are gonna BITCH about that."
  • Boss Wolf: YOUR DAMN RIGHT WE ARE!!!

Simulation 3

  • The Lougers now found themselves in Kratos in the Senate, as two country representives are seen at eachother's throats!
  • Representive 1: "I'M TELLING YOU?! Castisana, OWNS EXCLUSIVE RIGHTS TO THE HERCULES TALISMAN!!"
  • Representive 2: "No, you fool?! It's Senzosia that owns the talisman!! It was found in our land!!"
  • Castisana Representive: "BUT IT BELONGED TO OUR PEOPLE FOR GENERATIONS UNTIL A PIRATE STOLEN IT FROM US AND WAS FOUND LONG DEAD IN YOUR LAND?!"
  • Senzosia Representive: "You forget Senzosia's sacred law: "Finders Keepers"!"
  • Castisana Representative: Oh come on, that's a glorified term that makes it okay to steal.
  • Icky: "(Quietly) Oh good gods, not these bratty twats again."
  • Algor: "Oh thank Zeus the Lougers are here! Can you PLEASE put this to rest AND help us decide which country gets the Talisman?!"
  • A new dialog tree appears, this time, with two branches with the country's name on it.
  • (Deadpool): "Aw man, we got one of the Lougers' more boring missions where they settle disputes!"
  • SpongeBob: Yeah, this was actually last month. Two of Kratos' continents were fighting because apparently one of them accidentally stole a talisman from the qouted, "Good-Evil Wars", that grants Herculean strength from the other during the Kratosian Civil War. The Civil War was Kratos recovering from the Big Shake Algor caused and offering a huge opportunity for the black market to create a lawless society.
  • (Deadpool):... WHY THE F*** HAVE I NOT SPENT MORE TIME THERE?!
  • Icky: "Because the last time you went to Kratos, they quickly reckindised you as an illegit superior and tried to depower you?"
  • (Deadpool): "Fair point, but still, I need to hang out there more often."
  • Algor: "Uh, misfits, not to be rude, but, who in Hades' beard are you talking to?"
  • Panic: "I don't recall Hades having a beard."
  • Pain: "He could mean a different Hades, Panic."
  • Icky: "Uh, try not to worry about that, just our usual meta-behaving selves. (Quietly) Deadpool, pick a dialog branch already?!"
  • Deadpool picked the Castisana branch on the Dialog tree.
  • Lord Shen: "If we have to be honest here, that talisment did belonged to the Castisana people. It was stolen by a pirate that died in Senzosian lands after all."
  • Castisana Representive: "AH-HA! The Misfits have choosen wisely?!"
  • Senzosia Representive: "Hmmpt! My country is bigger then Castisana! So there's no fear in declaring war to have full ownership of the talisment!"
  • Castisana Representive: "Oh is that right, buster?! Well don't let our land's size fool you! Thanks to super powers, we can fight just as furiously as any larger land?!"
  • Algor: "Good representives, please!"
  • A new Dialog branch appeared, with three opitions, threaten the representives, back away slowly, or get the two to compromise.
  • (Deadpool): "..... Yyyyeeeeaaaah, that looks like it'll be hazy, so, I think I'll just-"
  • Babe: "I'll take off the trench coat if you pick getting the two to compromise."
  • (Deadpool): AND I'LL SELL IT TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER!! (Chooses 3)
  • Po: Now, now, war never solves anything. Instead of killing yourselves over a talisman, why not find a compromise?
  • Sensozia Representative: Diplomacy only leads to more bigotry for a answer when we should pick an answer ASAP.
  • Castisana Representative: I'd expected that kind of denial from the Sensozian! The idea of dilpomacy is ALWAYS alien to them! Senzosia was a war nation through much of it's history. It's not my fault facts are facts. He's not going to listen and just rush into a war (Snaps) just like that!
  • Senzosia Representative: For your information, we were a war nation during times of hardships and desperation. The Good-Evil Wars was extremely harsh on us and so was the Civil War. It's called survival!
  • Castisana Representative: Then don't start a war unreasonably and work something out, old timer! (They bickered as Deadpool was given choices of taking the Talisman and giving it to Algor, telling them to stop fighting, ask them to give the Talisman to them for safe-keeping, or just let them handle the problem themselves)
  • (Deadpool):... Pssh, race wars, am I right?
  • Icky: This coming from the guy from a world who discriminates superpowered beings.
  • (Deadpool): I wasn't born a mutant, and I didn't ask to be a super being until I had cancer.
  • Sandy: WILL YA JUST PICK A CHOICE ALREADY?!
  • (Deadpool): Fine, I choose 3! (Does so)
  • Algor: You know what? Enough of this! If you two are going to argue about that talisman so bad, neither of you should have it.
  • Castisana Representive: "..... NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'D DONE?!"
  • Senzosia Representive: "DON'T BLAME ME FOR THIS, BASTURD?! (The two started to fight!)"
  • Algor: ".... (Sighs), You lougers did your best today. But now perhaps it is up to our peacekeepers to put those two straight."
  • Deadpool's voice: ".... This is harder then I thought."

Simulation 4.

  • Icky and Iago are seen on Accord Court as Crane was Harvy Wadder.
  • Judge: "The court is in session about the lawsuit of Mr. Bigginsbucks of the Multi-corperal Multibucks Corperation for the fact that Icky and Iago have crashed a Leager Ship into the newly released Multibucks Pizzaria. How do the defendents plea?"
  • A Dialog tree with two branches appear, guilty and not guilty.
  • (Deadpool):... Are you balling me? I'm basically playing Ace Attorney? I've had ENOUGH history with CAPCOM as it is.
  • (WB Deadpool): It's obviously a more clear test of decision making.
  • (Deadpool): Whatever, we all know what I'm picking! (Chooses not guilty)
  • Icky: Not guilty! The Villain League was getting pretty hardcore and it was either that place or the world. It's not mature to cry over spilled milk, buster.
  • Bigginsbucks: POPPYCOCK!!! IT WAS MY BABY!!! I POURED ELBOW GREASE INTO THAT PLACE!!!
  • Iago: Gross.
  • Icky: Dude, you're rich. You can rebuild it. Don't be Mr. Krabs right now!
  • Bigginsbucks: Well HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF YOU SPENT AN ENTIRE YEAR BUILDING THAT PLACE AS AN ANNIVERSARY GIFT FOR MY WIFE, THEN SUDDENLY IT GETS RAMMED?!
  • Icky: Now, as much as it would suck, I know well enough to not be a big baby about it.
  • (Deadpool): (He, WB and YB did this)
DAAAMN!!!_ᴴᴰ

DAAAMN!!! ᴴᴰ

  • Crane: ".... What he means is, because Accord is rich, it actselly feels unusual to to be upset over this."
  • Bigginsbucks: "That's the thing?! Just because we're all rich, doesn't mean money grows on trees! It was not as easy to get that pizzaria off the ground as you steriotypically assumed it was! That building belonged to the bank, and they are NOT pleased with the building's fate?!"
  • Crane began to pounder this as a 4 way dialog tree appeared, give an arguement that wins Bigginbucks over, offer a compromise, blackmail Bigginsbucks' questionable past, or counter-sue for all he's worth.
  • (Deadpool): "Ohhh, let's be a badass and pick the counter-sue opition!"
  • Babe: "Pick giving Bigginbucks a reasonable arguement, and I'll start unbuttoning my business suit.... By the way, I'm in a two-piece."
  • Deadpool squeed as he picked the reasonable arguement opition instead.
  • Crane: "Try to consider this, Mr. Bigginsbucks. If it wasn't for Icky and Iago, sloppy as it agreeingly was, can you honestly say that your pizza business would survived a villain leage attack?"
  • Bigginsbucks: "...... Well, no. The leage tends to be a damage control nightmare whenever those cretins cause trouble. But, did it had to be my pizzaria that suffers the aftermath of another typical Louger battle against them?"
  • Crane: "Then how about this: The High Council will combinstate you with rebuilding your pizzaria. Gazelle will sponser a charity created by them to restore the pizzaria, without you having to give up a penny from yourself or the company, and the bank will be at ease, and your wife will get that gift after all."
  • Bigginbucks began to talk quietly to his company lawyer.
  • Bigginsbucks' Lawyer: ".... We agree to this, but under the condition that Icky and Iago are not to be trusted to fighting a threat to Accord alone."
  • Crane: "Terms accepted, but be advised that Icky and Iago have a bad hapit of getting dragged into situations without the other Lougers."
  • Bigginsbucks: "... Okay, fair enough, it's a done deal!"
  • Judge: Well in that case, case dismissed! (Slams the hammer down)
  • (Deadpool): Suck it, Phoenix Wright! So, are we done?
  • Babe: Just one last simulation.

Simulation 5

  • The Lougers are in an interigation room with a plunger-hatted robed turtle.
  • Turtle: "The great flush can't be stopped!"
  • (Deadpool): "...... Do I, even WANT to know what this is?!"
  • Icky: "(Quietly) Long and gross story short, that guy was apart of a cult of flushed down animals that worship toilets as gods and wanted to bring in a new world order by flushing the entire universes into a giant toilet that makes black holes."
  • (Deadpool): ".... Is this gonna be like L.A. Noire where we have to decide he's telling the truth or not?"
  • (YB Deadpool): Ya mean like a truth, doubt, and lie button prompts? Hard to say.... Though..... This is too sick for me. I think I'm gonna puke.
  • (Deadpool): How can you even puke in my- (YB Deadpool was heard vomiting)
  • (WB Deadpool): OH GOOD LORD, IT'S EVERYWHERE!!!
  • (Deadpool):... I just had to ask.
  • Turtle: "The Flushed Cult, shall succeed in the new world order! The great flush, shall commence!"
  • Skipper: "Buddy, that goldfish is out of her mind!"
  • Cult Turtle: "Don't dare speak to the Golden Mistress like that! She will purify the universes with the Great Toilet?!"
  • (Deadpool): ".... So, am I to assume this takes place in Dreamworks Earth, the Madagascar movies one?"
  • Skipper: "AHEM! We have ways of making you talk, ya sewer vagabond!"
  • Cult Turtle: "Go ahead and do your worse, non-believer! The Great Toilet will cleanse everything!"
  • An LA Noire sytile prompt-dialog tree, reason, threaten, bribe, or tell bad toilet jokes, is seen with the prompt of Playstation Buttons.
  • (Deadpool): "Yup! It's LA Noire like s*** allright!.... Hmmmm. (Was about to pick Threaten, but then figures that the babe would bribe him, so he desides to skip the filler of the same song and dance and get right to the reason prompt.)"
  • Private: "Try to understand, Tyler. The Golden Mistress doesn't know what she's really doing! That loo-shaped black hole machine is more of an armagotten device then a bringer of new hope."
  • Tyler: "The great toilet is no destroyer! The great toilet is based around the same kind of holes that lead to you non-believers to find another plain of existence!"
  • Private: "Fair enough, but, are you even sure any new united universe would even be compatable with us? What if we get flushed into a poisionious universe, and, I mean an ACTUALLY poisonious one that justifies the mostly disproven claim? And even then, what if we end up in an unfriendly neighterhood of an alternate universe?"
  • Tyler: "The toilets will protect us. No threat can threaten the Flushed Cult. The Great Toilet will PUNISH heritecs!"
  • A two-prompt dialog setting, sway him to talk more or threaten him appear, Deadpool, desiding it to play it smart and picked sway.
  • Icky: ".... Oh? Then enlighten us, slowpoke? How would the Great Toilet do that?"
  • Tyler: "The great toilet is a marvel between the sciences of the planet of super beings, the futuriasians, and some of that other dimention you misfits ran into. It is powered, by a uranium rock, in the shape of a heart, which radiates in loving embrace for the Flushed Cult! It is protected by a hybrid forcesheild, made from each of the tecknowages, from the priorly mentioned advanced places. It is indestructable, and will only cease under the voice command of the Golden Mistress herself! It's bloodstream, the glories of seweage?!"
  • YB Deadpool: "AWWW, EWWW?! YA MEAN IT'S FUELED BY FECES AND PISS, AND WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE?!"
  • WB Deadpool: "Well what did you expect a giant space toilet that makes Black Holes to be powered by?- (Puking was heard) AW NOT AGAIN?!"
  • Tyler: "The sewage is pumped through out the Great Toilet, by a giant pump, in the sytile, of a human, using a toilet?! (More of YB Deadpool's puking was heard) Which is shared, by another pump, of a human, puking into a toilet! (More intense puking was heard) Which goes through the process, via by a filtering machine, which is in the shape, of a mere dog, drinking from a toilet, for any potaintional problems in the sewage! (A waterfull of puking was heard) And sometimes, our bapists rats, collect some sewages, for initiation ceramonies, for the recently flushed! And we always do it, HEAD FIRST! (An exploudsion of puke was heard!)!"
  • WB Deadpool: "OH DEAR GOOD, YELLOW BOX EXPLOUDED IN PUKE?! Ugh.... I better take him to the King to be revived."
  • Icky: "(Quietly) This, was why, we didn't gave this adventure an episode."
  • Deadpool's voice: "NO, SHIT?!"
  • Tyler: "And then it is finished off, with these honorary plunger hats!"
  • Skipper: "..... And thank you for exposing your cults' weaknesses like a dumb traitor, Tyler. We'll call for Prison 42 to take you. We'll be sure you'll be placed near the bathrooms for worship convinence, UNDER, supervision."
  • Tyler realised his mistake!
  • Tyler: ".... NO?! PLEASE?! I BEG OF YOU?! FORGET EVERYTHING THAT WAS IS SAID?! THE GOLDEN MISTRESS WILL PUNISH ME FOR MY BLASTFOMY?!"
  • Gazelle: "We'll promise you'll be placed in a protection program from that crazy fish."
  • Tyler: "No?! Please?! The Great Flushing NEEDS to happen?! The Toilet Gods must be appased?! No?! NOOOO?! (Broke into crying?!)"
  • (Deadpool): "..... What was UP with that guy?!"
  • Icky: "It was a commen thing with these nutty toilet worshipping cults. They were flushed down the sewers by incompident or cold owners, and the crazed Goldfish Lady began to turn that into a crazy religen that toilets were gods."
  • (Deadpool): ".... Wow.... Gross as they are, I, I kinda feel bad for them."
  • Sir Hiss: We all do. The Golden Mistress was a goldfish flushed when thought to be uncared for and dead and ended up believing she was revived via divine intervention.
  • Cornwall: Sad, really.
  • (Deadpool): So, you guys got this in the trash bag?
  • Icky: Well what do we do with this guy? (Kill him, jail him, ditch him)
  • (Deadpool):...... Meh. (Chooses 2)
  • Lord Shen: Let's take him to the authorities and be done with it.
  • Sir Hiss: Heir heir!
  • Babe: You did it.
  • (Deadpool): YEEEAH!!! Now give DP a kiss!

The Simulation Ends

  • Ralhe: "Okay, the results are in.... He has, at least, 96% passed. Some simulations, he did picked differently then what actselly happened in those events, but, all in all, it was done. He's capable to pick less embarrising choices at least very frequintly."
  • Lord Shen: "Well, that's a surprisingly good score."
  • Ralthe: "And it couldn't've came at a better time too! Vi-Tor was spotted in the world, "Kra-toos". And this time, he has a new friend with him."
  • (Deadpool): "I'm calling it, the villain teams are gonna be involved because, ya know, reasons!"
  • Lord Shen: "Oh don't be ridiculous, Deadpool, our enemies are VERY unlikely to get tangled up in this!"
  • Icky: "That is unless Junjie was crazy-stupid enough to try a game pirating operation with the Omicron games and deside to include Team Nefarious and The Scourge Imperials because he just does in an elaborate plan to just be a d*** to us and it would potentially be how Vi-Tor would-..... Get..... His..... Hands on them?......."
  • Po: "..... Let's be honest guys, who wants to bet that Junjie would've actually done it? (Everyone raises their hand)...... Yup. I expected that."
  • Computer: "Then I trust, this, won't be a surprise. (A screen came up to reveal Galaxhar Clones that were Omicronised as Galaxhar's robot was seen near the Prometheus Temple). This is bad."
  • Ralph: Ugh, clearly I need to cut some obviousness circuits, too.
  • Icky: "Awww crud. Well to be frank, it was only a matter of time Galaxhar-de-har becomes a problem to the Superiors someday."
  • Kolwalski: "A pity it ended up being through Omicron of all things."
  • Gilda: "Don't worry Kolwalski, we can make this right."
  • Spongebob: "Then let's go!.... As, soon as Deadpool picks the level, because..... We're kinda dependent of him at the moment."
  • (Deadpool): "Say pretty please."
  • Lord Shen: "JUST TAKE US TO KRATOS ALREADY?!"
  • (Deadpool): ".... Fair enough. (Activates the level select and selects Kratos, not needing to read the discription because he already got the premise)"

Chapter 3: The Villain Teams Go Madder Than Usual

Kratos

  • The Lougers and Ralph's team have arrived in New Athens as they saw that The Justic Teens were fighting off the Omnicronised Galaxhar clones!
  • Ororo looked to see them!
  • Ororo: "OH THANK GOODNESS YOU GUYS ARE HERE!?.... And oddly quicker than expected. First, your game characters went crazy, which we handled, but then, what we always feared happened, Galaxhar showed up and came with his clones, but they got Omicronised too!"
  • Sandy: "Ororo, we apologize for this, and we'll explain what happened, but right now, we need to worry about stopping that War of the Worlds Parodic Homage from taking over Kratos!"
  • Walt: "Undersshhtatement of all of Kratos' history! So, who'sssh your new friends?"
  • Ralph:... You know about the Lodgers' game, but you don't know who we are?
  • Walt: It'sshh new and some of us didn't get to play it yet, gimme a break!
  • Ralph: Eh, good point. I am Agent Ralph Scattergood, and this is Team Scattergood.
  • Tane: TheylookliketheoldLegoAlphaTeamsetsIusedtohave.
  • Alexus: Whaa?
  • Meg: That's just how he talks. He has super-speed.
  • Alexus:... Do all speedster heroes do that?
  • Scarlett: "Only a select number, thankfully. I've met speedsters even faster then Tane and yet are still capable to be comprehended well."
  • Icky: "Okay, enough chatter, time to get to work!"
  • Ralph: "First things first! (He drops a tablet, and suddenly, the Lougers found themselves in advanced Pixellanian gear)"
  • Spongebob:... Neato!
  • Patrick: Coool!!!
  • Lord Shen: This seems unnecessary. We've fought the likes of Galaxhar's imitations before.
  • Ralph: Trust me, ya never fought them like in the state they're in now. Under Vi-Tor's influence, they won't exactly be the same. These guys are now strong enough to blow a hole in your chest without protection.
  • Shenzi: Well, you're the Omicron expert, so we'll take ya'll's word for it.
  • Bryson: Now let's shoot some s*** eaters!!
  • Ethan: Bryson, dude, you gotta get over yourself. (They began fighting the Omicronsied Galaxhar clones!)
  • An Omicron Galaxhar Clone was seen driving down on a stolen Super Ops Truck!
  • Omicron Galaxhar Clone: "VROOM VROOM, BITCHES?!"
  • Meg: "INCOMING STOLEN SUPER OPS TRUCK?!"
  • Scarlett: Aw, what the f- (She got rammed by a truck)...... Ow!
  • Tane: Areyouokay?!
  • Scarlett: DID ANYONE GET THE NUMBER OF THAT TRUCK?! (She laser breathed it off)... Because I am pissed!
  • Omicron Galaxhar Clone Truck thief: "..... Ow!"
  • The Omicron Galaxhar Clones kept appearing!
  • Missing Link: "YA WANT SOME OF THIS?! (The Groups charged!)"
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Spider-Man Friend or Foe Soundtrack - Secret Lab ~Battle A~

  • (Deadpool): SMFOF music?! THIS IS GOING TO BE BALL-POPPING FUN!!!
  • A montage of the Omicronised Galaxhar clones getting pwned are seen!
  • A montage later and the Omicronised Galaxhar Clones were beaten.
  • Icky: "Okay, we got Gally's fake team out of the way. Now for the real dealio! (The Group charged forth to Prometheus Temple)"

Prometheus Temple

  • Galaxhar's robot was seen wrecking the temple, as an Omicronised Galaxhar was seen laughing crazily while controlling it from inside!
  • Algor: "STOP THIS MADNESS NOW, GALAXHAR?! I don't know what has happened to you, BUT I WILL NOT BE PAIHENT WITH THIS TREACHERY?!"
  • Galaxhar: "SILENCE AND KNEEL BEFORE MY AWESOME OVER-SIZED ROBOT, KUR?! You Superiors stolen MY QUANTONIUM FROM ME?! AND NOW, I'M GETTING IT BACK?!"
  • The Heroes arrived!
  • Susan: "Yeah, pretty sure this quantonium was WAAAAAAAY BEFORE YOU WERE A THING, GALAXHAR?!"
  • The Robot turned to see the group.
  • Galaxhar: "Well, well, well. If it isn't the monsters and their annoying compatriots?! Vi-Tor told me you have issues with him!"
  • Dr. Cockaroach: "I demand to know, Galaxhar! Why are the villain teams suddenly with Vi-Tor!? I mean, I know the how you got there, Junjie picking a bad time to be a d*** to us and all and trying to pirate our game, but, why be quick to work with something you KNOW is a byproduct of us?! We figured you guys would be less willing to associate with that!"
  • Ralph: "I'm detecting a heavy reading of pixellanium inside of him. He's not being himself. Vi-Tor has taken control of your enemies."
  • Icky/Iago: "Figures."
  • Galaxhar: "SILENCE, YOU ANNOYING GROGBATS!!! PREPARE, TO BE CRUSHED!!! (Galaxhar's robot was about to crush them as another QTE appeared)."
  • Icky: "Oh no, don't tell me this is a QTE type of boss-"
  • The Group got crushed by Galaxhar's Robot's arm!
  • The Death Screen appeared.
  • Deadpool's voice: "Whoops! Forgot to react! Man, no wonder people hate QTEs. (Presses replay.)"
  • Things returned.
  • Ororo: "..... Did, DID WE JUST DIE?!"
  • Icky: "We know, Ororo, but we'll explain later, trust me, IT'S A LONG STORY?!"
  • Galaxhar: "SILENCE, YOU ANNOYING GROGBATS?! PREPARE, TO BE CRUSHED?! (Galaxhar's robot repeats the same action as the prompt appears)"
  • Deadpool has the group dodge in the nick of time!
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Monsters vs. Aliens DS Music - Gallaxhar Boss

Galaxhar Boss Theme

  • Galaxhar: "HOLD STILL, YOU ANNOYING PESTS?!"
  • Bryson: (Takes out a minigun) I'M GOING TO TURN YOUR CONTRAPTION INTO GLUE!! (Fires rapidly as it takes away 500 health points)
  • Galaxhar:... (His robot takes him out with a single stomp)... Pfft. Amateur.
  • Icky:... Are you crapping me?
  • (Deadpool): Well, Ginormous Tush, you beat this giant contraption before. Hit it with your best shot.
  • Susan: (Sighs) Whatever! (Turns gigantic and punches the robot in the eye taking away 300 health points)... I swear to God that better have worked!!
  • (Deadpool): "Don't worry, the green part's just about gone, you'll hit yellow soon."
  • Galaxhar: "ACTIVATE ROCKET LAUNCHERS?! (Rockets are fired out as more QTE Prompts are made)"
  • (Deadpool): "Incoming more QTES!"
  • Susan: (Deadpool reacted fast enough to have Susan grab and rebound the rockets back taking away 300 health points)
  • B.O.B: KICK HIS ROBOTIC ASS, SUSAN!!!!
  • Galaxhar: "ACTIVATING DISINIGRATER SHEILD?! (The Robot's forehead opened up to reveal an orbed device charging up to fire a disinigrater shield)."
  • Dr. Cockaroach: "I do believe we MAY want to consider stopping that!"
  • Susan: Already on it! (Deadpool reacted fast enough to have Susan punch out the shield generator) Nice try, squiddy!
  • Galaxhar: AAAAGAGAGAGAGAH!!!! PIXELLANIUM RAY!! (A ray came out with dark purple energy as it atomically mixed up whatever it hit)
  • Link: WAIT A MINUTE, THAT'S NOT SOMETHING I NORMALLY EXPECT GALAXHAR TO PULL OUT?! WHAT EVEN IS THAT?!
  • Ralph: Like I said, he's not exactly the same Galaxhar for the time being. And that is clearly not what he is usually known to make! That would be Vi-Tor's doing! He's using a pixellanium ray to demolecularize the place so it can be remade in Vi-Tor's image. (That was seen happening)
  • Spyro: Obviously not good.
  • Cynder: We gotta take out that ray! (The ray went towards them as Deadpool QTEs them away multiple times) Whoa whoa! I almost forgotten how much of a pain QTEs were in "Dawn of the Dragon"!
  • Sparx: OH GOD, OH S***, OH MAN, OH CHRIST, OH C***, OH D***, OH WHATEVER SWEAR WORD I LEFT OUT!!!!
  • Fidget: STOP QUOTING NOSTALGIA CRITIC AND DODGE!!!! (The QTEs continued)
  • Spyro: (He and Cynder, through QTE, took out the pixellanium ray)... Ugh!... What a ride!
  • Galaxhar: GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH?! YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT!!!!
  • Sam: What should we pay you with?
  • Galaxhar: What?! I didn't mean in the way of currency, I- D'oh, guh, GYYAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! (He attacks them as they QTE around it)
  • Skipper: WHAT'S WRONG WITH FIRST-PERSON FIGHTING?! SERIOUSLY!!! (They continue the QTE until they finally took out the robot) TIMBEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!! (The robot crashed with a loud thud, shooting Galaxhar out via an escape chair which crashed back down, which humiliated him further by poofing out a parasuite too late)...
  • Meg: Nobody messes with our home, pal!
  • Algor: "It is time you pay for your transgressions against Superiors and your violation against a High Council demand to leave us be!"
  • Galaxhar: (As Alexus got out a diffusion ray) STAY BACK, YOU MISFITS!!! (The ray took out all the pixellanium inside him as he returned to normal)... What the Blarg just happened? (Sees the heroes, and all of the damage his omicronised forces had did, and the destroyed robot)..... WHEN DID ALL THIS BECAME A THING!? One minute I was operating the machine to make Junjie's pirated games, only to be attacked by the lougers silly video game creations, then all of the sudden, I'm here, prematurely living out my fantasy attack on the Qunatonium rich planet of super-freaks?!
  • Algor: "..... Lougers, I take it from the fool's reaction that he was initially under the influence of someone else?"
  • Ralph: "Yes sir. It was Vi-Tor. He has captured all of the Lougers' Villain Team Enemies and is now having them attack your worlds."
  • Algor: "I thought he felt extravagantly more confident then I had been informed off."
  • Galaxhar: "I'M RIGHT HERE YA KNO- (Gets trapped in a containment device by Alexus)...... Really should've figured on running."
  • Alexus: "It's just as much for your own protection just as much it's us busting you. If we left you alone, Vi-Tor would've been able to reclaim you."
  • Lord Shen: "Also..... YOU HAVE A LOT TO EXPLAIN ABOUT JUNJIE'S STUNT THAT MADE THE SITUATION WORSE?!"
  • Galaxhar: "Hey I can't help it that Junjie didn't figure that it's likely Nefarious' stupid virus made YOUR CREATIONS more self-aware?!"
  • Gazelle: "Be that as it may, (Grabs Galaxhar by the neck), Not only am I mad at that naughty fox for making things worse, but I did NOT appreciate the attempt was aimed at detailing one of the charities I was working on?!"
  • Galaxhar: "Ack, what did you expect? We're not called the Villain League for nothing, you know?!"
  • Shifu: "At ease, Gazelle. Junjie will get his comeuppance soon enough."
  • Ralph: "Master Algor, can we trust you to keep Galaxhar out of trouble."
  • Algor: "Alchourse. (Angerly to Galaxhar) He does have a tremendous debt to us, after all?!"
  • Galaxhar: "OH come ON?! Surely you guys realized I wasn't being myself?!"
  • Algor: "You did however admitted that you always wanted to come after Kratos, did you not?!"
  • Galaxhar: "Ah-..... (Jaw drops like genie)..... Well I feel barnyard wool-covered animalish."
  • Icky: "It's "sheepish", poindexter."
  • Galaxhar: "Oh what do you want from me, I'm not exactly all-knowing in terms of Earth Stuff!"
  • Ralph: "Heads up team! I'm getting word that Equestria is having trouble! (Deadpool got into the level select and got to Equestria, and opened up the summery to let Ralph explain) Vi-Tor has appeared and used the pixellanium to cause some serious trouble there! It has caused creatures called "Change-Lings" to relapse badly, along with having an effect on some local villains, reformed or otherwise."
  • (Icky): "Awww, s***! I mean, I know we have to fulfill our Equestria Quota, BUT AREN'T WE ALREADY DOING AN EPISODE MARATHON IN NO THANKS TO SEASON 8?!"
  • (Lord Shen): "It still needs our help, you imbecile! Besides, at least this time it is only apart of a montage of trouble, and not a focused thing! So please kindly- (Deadpool selected it and got the Lougers and Scattergood in Equestria)"
  • Lord Shen: "Focus! (Realized he's in Equestria)...... Wow that's scary quick!"
  • Gazelle: "..... Actselly, Equestria seems fine."
  • Spike ran up to them in a panic!
  • Spike: "SHELL LOUGE SQUAD, THANK GOODNESS YOU GUYS ARE HERE FOR AN UNEXPLAINABLE REASON?! THE SCHOOL'S UNDER ATTACK?! First, your video game characters came out and started to attack us, of which was no problem thanks to Professor Buzzord and Electross taking care of them quickly, BUT THEN CHRYSALIS AND THROX SHOWED UP AND THEY WERE ALL, FREAKISHLY PURPLE AND JUNK, AND THEY BROUGHT BACK ALL THE THREATS CANON AND UNCANON, AND NOW THEY'RE ALL ATTACKING THE SCHOOL?!"
  • Icky: ".... Do I smell, BOSS RUSH?!"
  • Spike: "AND THAT'S NOT THE WORSE OF IT?! CHRYSALIS HAS CAPTURED TWILIGHT AND THE OTHERS, AND HOLDING THE STUDENTS HOSTAGE?! THEN THROX CAPTURED THE OTHER CHANGELINGS, CORRUPTED PHARYNX AND IMPRISONED THORAX IN SOME KIND OF DIGITAL JAR!? NOW THE CHANGELING HIVE IS ALL FREAKY?!"
  • ???: "THERE'S THE LITTLE S***!!"
  • The Omicronised Re-Corrupted Changelings appeared!
  • Pharynx: " And it looks like those other yuts are here as well?! May as well take care of them as well?!"
  • ???: "Leave that to me!"
  • Tempest was seen re-corrupted by the pixellanium as well, as a re-corrupted Grubber was seen!
  • Grubber: "PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER, FOR TEMPEST?!"

Tempest's boss theme played.

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Tempest Shadow (Emily Blunt) - Open Up Your Eyes (Zero Chaotic Remix)

  • Shrek:... You've got to be kidding me!
  • Trixie: "Et tu, Tempest? Vi-Tor managed to capture the Badass Pony, really?!"
  • Spike: "Twilight was about to be zapped by Chrysalis and Tempest shielded her! Too bad it only helped in Chrysalis' favor! And ALL this happened JUST when we found an EEA member that would've gave us a chance..... Had not been for his disfondness for aliens we discovered when we introduced him to Electross, Councilor Cross-Word, who, got tainted by the purple stuff too."
  • Gazelle: "Tempest, snap out of it. It's us! Your friends!"
  • Tempest: I, HAVE, NO, FRIENDS!!!
  • Ralph: "That pixellanium ain't gonna let her be reasoned with! We'll have to fight!"
  • Sparx: Because OF COURSE we will!
  • Tempest: (They were surrounded by Omicroned Changelings as Tempest took out a purple Obsidian Orb and hurled it as Deadpool QTEd the heroes away as the shattered orb released pixellanium which tainted it's surroundings into becoming digital)
  • Private: Is THAT pixellanium?
  • Kowalski: We played our own game a hundred times, and that's what you decide to ask? Skipper, does that count as a naïve question?
  • Skipper: No, for once, I agree, because THAT S*** LOOKS NOTHING LIKE PIXELLANIUM!!!!
  • Nick: That's because this isn't a digital world. Here pixellanium looks different in a molecule-based world.
  • Tiffany: The stuff corrupts just as well here because it's just as unstable here as it is in our world.
  • Duke: "Awww great! So I guess THIS is how Vi-Tor aims to get a stable-form!
  • Grubber: Don't stall us with exposition, toots! GET EM!!!!
  • Icky: Please be first-person, please be first-person, please be first-person!!!
  • Suddenly, the group got surrounded by a purple shield and entrapped the heroes and the corrupted Tempest a Kingdom Hearts style battle arena.
  • Icky: ".... Okay, more of an, action RPG kind of fight, but, at least it's not more QTE s*** again."
  • Shrek: "I'm starting to think that's only for giant bosses or when we have to dodge an insta-kill attack."
  • Icky: "Then I am not looking forward to the next giant boss and/or insta-kill attacks."
  • Shrek: None of us are. (Tempest fired intense magic blasts from her broken horn that spread more pixellanium across the area that slowly transformed the area)
  • Icky: AHH, NO YOU DON'T, 8-BALL!! (Fires his blaster which Tempest bounced off with a slap as it caused a wall to destroy a stand)
  • Pony: MY CABBAGES!!!
  • Icky: WHERE DOES THAT GUY KEEP COMING FROM?!
  • Tempest: (Continued blasting as the heroes continued fighting)
  • (Deadpool): Now this is what I'm talking about!!!
  • Pharynx ordered some Omicronised Changelings to do divebomb attacks at the heroes to help Tempest!
  • (Deadpool): "Wha-oh! Head's up, guys, that Pearwix or whatever his name is asking some guys to divebomb you guys!"
  • Nick: AWW, BLEEP!!! (Deadpool QTEd Merlin to cast a shield to protect them but the pixellanium reacted violently to the magic as both sides were knocked back!)
  • Ralph: Oh no! The pixellanium's getting worse. It's beginning to adapt around your defenses.
  • Pleakly: SERIOUSLY?!
  • Banzai: SON OF A BABY BITCH!!!!
  • Iago: HAS VI-TOR LEARNED OF CHEAT CODES?!?
  • Kowalski: Would you be surprised if he did?
  • Tempest: (She continued attacking as the pixellanium made the tainted Changelings worse and more monstrous) Get them NOW!! (Deadpool got them around the fight) UUUGH!!!
  • Grubber: I got this! (He jumped into a pool of pixellanium and came out a jacked buff monster)
  • Ethan: Oh for the love of whoever invented the first computer, time out!
  • Grubber: NO TIMEOUTS!! (Slapped Ethan to a wall)
  • Ethan: Oww... Medic!... Wait... I'm the medic. Ohhhh the irony!!
  • Duke: "Okay, this is getting stupid now!"
  • Ralph: Tell me about it!
  • Ralph: Well we'll have to try out Alexus' Pixellanium Quarantine Ray.
  • Alexus: Not sure that's a good idea, Ralph. It's still untested.
  • Ralph: Would you rather take your chances losing to them?! (Another set of dive-bombing Omnicroned Changelings were charging!)
  • Alexus:... No better time for a test then! (She used it as the energy was unstable yet did the job as Grubber was comically zapped back to normal and the Changelings and Tempest were turned good again)... WHAT THE FUDGESICLE!!!! THAT WAS TOO INTENSE!!!
  • Icky: But at least it was effective, can't argue with results.
  • Tempest: "Ughh, what happened? (Remembers)..... SPARKLE?!"
  • Deadpool's voice: "FUCK YEAH, SPARKLE SPARKLE SPARKLE?!"
  • Icky: "SHE DIDN'T MEANT IT LIKE THAT, DEADPOOL?!"
  • Tempest: "Sparkle's in trouble?! We must help her?!"
  • Spongebob: "Say no more! (The Heroes Ran off!)"

Friendship School.

  • The Group arrived in the school, but found it was now more of an arena as it was being enjoyed by rows of previously defeated canon and uncanon enemies, whether they had reformed or not, cheering madly!
  • An Omicroned Chrysalis and Throx appeared, as Thorax and the other Equestrian Heroes are seen in cages.
  • Chrysalis: "You just arrived to your doom, Lougers."
  • Icky: "Okay, skip and the bullshit and go ahead and boss-rush us."
  • Throx: "Oh, we would, but we decided, why do something you'll expect us to be doing and just do something different instead? Why not combine two big enemies, one you have fought times before, (A weakened Tirek appeared plopping to the ground like magic, helpless and confused to what's even going on)...... And one, (Held up the trophy head of Segrego's Blood Demon form), you recently finished off."
  • Lord Shen: ".... Oh no......."
  • Gilda: "..... DAMN IT, TWILIGHT, WE TOLD YOU KEEPING SEGREGO'S HEAD WAS A DUMBASS IDEA?!"
  • Twilight: "I MEANT IT TO BE A DEMINSTRAIGHTION OF THE SCHOOL'S FIRST DEFEATED THREAT?!"
  • Po: "HOW'S ABOUT WE JUST PAINT YOU A PICTURE OF THE GUY AND HIS MEGA-FORM IN THE FUTURE INSTEAD?!"
  • Chrysalis: "ENOUGH FOOLISHNESS?! LET THE BATTLE BEGIN?!"
  • DING DING DING?!
  • Councilor Cross-Word was seen Omnicronised as he was now a fight announcer.
  • Cross-Word: "IN THIS CORNER, FIGHTING TO SAVE EQUESTRIA.... A bunch of misfit losers! (The Villain Audience Booed and hissed!) AND THEIR CHALLNAGER, (Tirek was being fused with the Segrego head and transformed into Tiregrok), The second most ugliest transformation Tirek went through in being magically fused with the remains of Segrego. (The Villain Audience cheered)!"
  • Patrick: "Look, it's a giraffe!"
  • Melman/Brigette: "Seriously, Patrick?"
  • Tiregrok: "(ROARS?!)...... Must, feed, on, HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE?!"
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Spongebob Battle for Bikini Bottom music - Poseidome

Tiregok's Boss Theme

  • Trixie: "HOW THE HELL DID CHRYSALIS AND THROX PULL THAT OFF?!"
  • Ralph: "It's the Pixilumium! It gave them powers beyond their capabilities. Hence why, THAT exists!"
  • Fidget: Is there ANYTHING that pixel stuff can't do?
  • Ralph: It's an unstable fictional element that can alter molecular composition on anything within it's reach like fusing, separating, blending, weakening, or enhancing them, so... No.
  • Fidget: Oy, I had to ask- (Tiregrok slapped them away with his whip arms)... Ow!
  • Alexus: Alright, I can handle this- (Tiregrok grabbed her before she could use the PQR and knocked her out)
  • Cross-Word: OOOH, THAT'S GOTTA STING!
  • SpongeBob: Oh for Neptune's sake, are you seriously doing commentary? And, is that a camera?

Vi-Tor's Location

  • (SpongeBob): (On holoscreen with Vi-Tor watching) WHAT KIND OF SADISTIC BARNACLEHEAD WATCHES THIS GARBAGE?!
  • Icky's voice: "(As Vi-Tor was enjoying digital snacks) Remember Vi-Tor?"
  • Vi-Tor: Love this show.

School of Friendship

  • SpongeBob: Oh right. But still?! (They fought as Deadpool continued as Tiregrok beat them with increased ODs of pixellanium)
  • Patrick: I WANNA PLAY, I WANNA PLAY!!!
  • SpongeBob: Patrick, we're not playing... Well not entirely in this case... WE'RE FIGHTING FOR EVERYONE'S LIVES!!!
  • Patrick: "I WANNA PLAY, I WANNA PLAY?!"
  • SpongeBob: "D'OH, ALLRIGHT?!"
  • Patrick: YAAAY!!! (He charged and cartoonishly bashed him and beat him up comically)
  • Tiregrok: GAAAAAAAAA, OWWWWW, OWOW!!! (He was defused into Tirek and Segrego's head again)
  • Tirek:... I can't feel anything in my body!
  • Patrick: WAHAHOO, THAT WAS FUN!!!
  • Squidward: Well as fun as being forced to be part of a video game is.
  • Twilight: WILL YOU PLEASE HELP US?!
  • Squidward: WHAT DO YOU THINK WE'RE DOING?!
  • Gallus: STALLING YOURSELVES?!
  • Tirek: "ENOUGH OF THIS ANNOYING NONSENSE?! (Charges at the group!)"
  • Gazelle: "Seriously, dude? (Effortlessly pwns Tirek without even trying!) So, not a good thank you."
  • Icky: "He's darkspawn, what did you expect?"
  • Tirek: "(Dazed) This humiliation actselly makes me want to go back to Tartarus."
  • Alexus recovered.
  • Alexus: "Okay, redemption time, Alexus!"
  • Throx: "Aw, crap?! Chrysalis?! DON'T LET HER ACTIVATE HER THING?!"
  • Chrysalis zooms in!
  • Cross-Word: "AND OUR NEXT CHALLENGER, QUEEN CHRYSALIS?!"
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LocoRoco - Bon Mucho's Song

Chrysalis' Boss Theme

  • Gilda: "Guys, we need to keep Chrysalis away from Alexus!"
  • Chrysalis turns into a giant Flash Bee Queen!
  • Chrysalis as a giant Flash Bee Queen ROARED!
  • Marty: "Aw gees, and we left our giant cans of raid at home!"
  • Tiffany: Not that it'd work.
  • Marty: I know it wouldn't work, it was a joke.
  • Alex: GUYS, GIANT BUG CHRYSALIS, HELLO!!! (Deadpool QTEs the heroes across the arena fighting Chrysalis as she began turning into a bigger bug monster that used pixellanium-tainted webbing against the heroes as it split Devon and Cornwall apart)
  • Devon:... You know, I'd be lying if I said you weren't doing us a favor.
  • Cornwall: Don't over-analyze it yet! I have a feeling she's just getting started- (She grappled the two around the area comically and mashed them back together in a different and deformed fashion) RRHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHH!!!!
  • Devon: RHHHEEEEHHHH!!!
  • Archimedes: YOU MONSTER!!!!
  • Icky: "Oh that's it! That bitch's gonna get SQUASHED?! AT RISK OF OFFENDING INSECTA AGAIN, GET READY TO DIE, YA PEST?!"
  • Pinkie: "I'LL BE SURE TO TELL HER YOU DIDN'T MEANT AN ACTUAL OFFENCE?!"
  • Icky: "DAMN IT PINKIE, YA RUINED A DRAMATIC MOMENT?!"
  • Archimedes: And what was so dramatic about it to begin with?
  • Icky: "AW DON'T YOU FREAKING STA- (Chrysalis turned into an Assaulter Beetle and Slammed Icky as the GTA Wasted Scene played, and the death screen happened)....."
  • (Deadpool): ".... Aw damn it, I hope it's not one of those games that reset boss fights. (Sees that a new option has been added to have you replay from the moment you died and a hard replay)...... Finally, some leniency. (Picks the intermediate replay)."
  • Icky: "AW DON'T YOU FREAKING STA- (Chrysalis did it again!)"
  • (Deadpool): "(As the death screen returned.....) I feeling grinchy tonight."

Many Death Screens later.

  • Icky: "DEADPOOL, PLEASE STOP?! I MEAN, I KNOW WE HAVE UNLIMITED LIVES, BUT PLEASE STOP?! I CAN'T TAKE DYING MULTIABLE TIMES ALREADY?! JUST PLEASE STOP?!"
  • (Deadpool): Oh, do you have unlimited lives?
  • Icky:... (SCREAMS IN A PANIC?!)
  • (Deadpool): (Scoffs) I'm just f*****g with you, you do. It's just like Dragon's Lair, you get to enjoy seeing how many funny ways you can die in a Lodger mission. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, so why waste it?
  • Icky: It would help if you STOP SCREWING AROUND!!! You want Babe, help us!
  • (Deadpool): Relax, I never said I was doing it forever. It's just until the novelty wears its mark. (He resumed the game)
  • Pinkie: "Does everypony and creature else feel like Icky died a kajillion times?"
  • Icky: Kajillion isn't a real number, and yeah, DP was doing that to me- (Chrysalis as a rhinosaurus beetle charged into him as Deadpool QTEs him into riding on her and ramming her into a wall as she was stuck) GIRLS, DO THE THING!!!
  • Rainbow Dash: Uh, hello?! We're still stuck in these gross cocoons!!!
  • Icky: "Wait, I thought you guys were in cages?!"
  • Ralph: "Yeah, the Pixilumium can make the environment glitch out at times and put people in random things."
  • Icky: Now you tell us. Let's just get them out- (The cocoons turned back into cages) WHAT THE?!
  • Ralph: I wouldn't try breaking their confinement open. If it alters again, it could infect you. And you do NOT want to be exposed to that stuff. You could get as deformed as your two-headed dragon friend. The chance is not worth it since there's no timing to the glitches.
  • Tigress: Then how do we free them?
  • Ralph: We just need to clear the pixellanium from the area.
  • Bryson: Let's wash it away with water!
  • Ralph: No, we'd have to flood the entire place, and the substance is waterproof.
  • Yona: And some of us can't swim. I can't.
  • Shore: Sad really.
  • Iago: GOOD TO KNOW!! (As the cages shifted into torture devices) Anyone have any bright ideas?
  • Throx was seen trying to pull Chrysalis out!
  • Throx: "Ugghh! It's no good?! You're stuck there?! Then it looks like I'll have to address this, myself! (Turns into a Sythe Mantis Queen and charges at the group!)"
  • Cross-Word: "And now our final fighter, QUEEN THROX?!"
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American McGee's Alice Music-The fight with the Queen

Throx's Boss Theme

  • The Group dodged Thorx's attack in time!
  • Tai: "AW NUTS, WE FORGOT ABOUT CHRYSALIS' BUG UGLY MOM?!"
  • Throx: Oh did you? You thought I was just for show when you saw me with Chrysalis? What kind of conqueror would I have been if I GAVE UP?! That twit Centaur and my dear daughter may have failed, but at least I'll get my revenge in some fashion for that day when you ruined an otherwise brilliant plan?!
  • SpongeBob: Please, what makes you think you can beat us this ti- (Throx transformed from the Sythe Mantis Queen into giant pixellanium bug monster)... Why do we never learn to stop feeding karma- (Throx grappled him around the arena with webbing as he was cartoonishly dazed) Is that the best you can do?
  • Deadpool's voice: "Aw come on, isn't that Alexus lady done with the thing yet?!"
  • Icky: "Alexus, please tell me that thing is ready?!"
  • Alexus: (With the PQR) I'm working on it, okay?!
  • Tiffany: WORK HARDER!!!
  • Throx: You will all die for shaming my lineage and family!
  • Icky: "Lady, you picked the wrong side of the family! Your husband had the right idea turning good!"
  • Shenzi: Icky, even if she wasn't marinated with pixel splooge, she's not gonna go for it. She's evil.
  • Icky: Yeah, pretty stupid in hindsight- (They were knocked around comically by Throx)
  • Gazelle aimed at a glowing spinneret on Thorx's bug monster form's butt and fired at it, as it proved to be a serious weakspot and did GREAT damage!
  • Throx: "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?! A SENSITIVE PART OF MY IMPENTRIABLE BODY COMPROMISED?!"
  • Gazelle: Diana! (She blasts the weak spot as it knocked her out)
  • Chrysalis freed herself!
  • Chrysalis: "NO ONE HURTS MY MOTHER AND EXPECTS TO- (Alexus activated PQR and changed things to normal)....... I, uh..... What happened?"
  • Throx was still knocked out, Tirek and the other villains are gone, restored and sent backed to their proper places. Cross-Word was seen normal as well, as he fainted.
  • Chrysalis: "...... Do I even WANT to know what happened today?"
  • The Heroes freed the others and Thorax.
  • Thorax: "You saved us. Thank you."
  • Chrysalis: "No seriously, what happened- (Gets trapped in a cage)..... This is what I get for asking questions. (Throx and Cross-Word get contained as well). But seriously, can someone tell me what's going on?"
  • Gazelle: "Depends, how much do you remember about what happened with the villain teams, let alone the league?"
  • Chrysalis: "Huh?..... Actselly, now that I think of it, I do remember trying to come to Mang's aide when I heard him screaming. Then suddenly your silly video game characters began attack the entire league HQ. When I heard what sounded like Makunga ranting about how Junjie's latest stupid scam has backfired before you twits got to know about it. Based on that, I guess it involved your game, and bet why this is all happening because of Nefarious' stupid virus from years back. Though one would figure those same years of patches would resolve such issues. Or is this more the price of making AI too self-aware, I wonder?"
  • Icky: "Yeah, pretty much the same crap we learned from Galaxy Boy. So far, nothing new."
  • Twilight: "Okay, I kinda want to know, WHAT EXACTLY IS GOING ON HERE?!"
  • Agent Ralph: "Sorry Princess, it'll have to wait! Vi-Tor has appeared in Agrabah, and it's really in trouble! (Deadpool entered the level select and propped up the summery) A giant statue of the Socceror "Ja-Far" has arising from under the palace and began levitating it on it's hand like magic, while the other arm holding the snake specter, began to spread a Pixilumium mist onto the world. The Statue itself is a giant, complex lair filled with Pixilumium!"
  • (Twilight): "Wait, you mean, the main bad guy of your video game?! He got out?!"
  • (Icky): "Aw gees, and it sounded like Vi-dork upped his game!"
  • (Deadpool): "Then let's play it! (Presses select!)"

Agrabah.

  • The Heroes have no appeared in Agrabah, as they now see a beyond gigantic Jafar Statue levitating the Palace of Agrabah in one hand, the other holding the snake specter and spreading pixilumium mist.
  • Shrek: "..... Nice giant statue, but, I have a feeling Jafar's trying to compensate for something. (Laughs naughtly)."
  • ???: "YOU BUNCH?!"
  • Maleficent's Goons are seen dressed as Arabian guards, alongside Hook's Pirates, both groups clearly Omicronised!
  • Voort: "(Oinks), The new leaders of Agrabah were expectin' you!"
  • Duke: "So it's not just Ja-f****r at play, huh?"
  • Bump: "Ya be more respectful than that, ya scrubs! They can decide your fate?!"
  • Glukuck: "So shut up, or we'll decide FOR THEM?!"
  • Icky: "(Quietly) I got this..... (Openly) Ahem. What's 2+1?"
  • Voort: "..... (Oinks confusedly) 2+1? Oh, uh, okay, (Starts thinking) Uh, okay, let me see here. (As he and the other idiot minions started to think, the heroes made a run for it) Uh, OH oh! I think it was, 4! (Realises that the heroes were already running away!)"
  • (Gazelle): "It was actselly 3, but you were close! Just a number off!"
  • Voort: ".... (Angry pig grunts)?! WISE GUYS, HUH?! GET'IM, BOYS?! (The Minions charged)"
  • Diablo: (He caws and flew in as a giant bird of prey infused with pixellanium)
  • Voort: OOOOOOHOOHOOHOOO, YOU'RE DEAD!!!!
  • Donkey: IS THERE ANY ENEMY OF OURS THAT HASN'T BEEN OD'ED IN PIXEL GOOP?!?
  • Icky: "Well spoiler alert, Donks. I don't think it's going out of style anytime soon."
  • Carpet appeared and flew around Diablo around and gave it a fly for its money!
  • Spongebob: "IT'S CARPET?!"
  • Sandy: "That means Aladdin's still out here! We gotta find him! But first, let's ditch these clowns!"
  • Ralph: A magic carpet? Never thought I'd see one. But let's give it a little tune-up! (Gives Carpet a dose of pure pixellanium and makes him big enough for the Lodgers)
  • Alexus: Well call me the Mother of the first Mario! The pure pixellanium works.
  • Shenzi: Wait, I thought that stuff was supposed to be bad for us!
  • Alexus: I have been working on a project that uses this illegal substance for good. And I was able to purify it. I enjoy being a genius. He should be back to normal soon after this is over. (They hop onto Carpet as they flew off)
  • Voort: "(The Minions were unable to pursue anymore).... Awwwwww, nuts!"

Agrabah Palace

  • Abu: AAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!! (Aladdin and his friends were fighting against Omicronized Jafar)
  • Aladdin: Well, Jafar, you certainly look like you've been places.
  • Jafar: Enough, street rat! You're still nothing to me. We still have Jasmine, so you're not going to defeat me this time. It's a shame you don't have your Genie around when he's too busy with the Jungle Crew.
  • ???: Oh really? (Genie appeared) Being all-powerful means I can do anything including duplicating myself. I can still help the Jungle Crew which is currently occupied with a pixelated nightmare in the Pride Lands, and kick your hiney. (Turns into a boxer) HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHO- (Jafar punched him with a giant boxing glove)... Ow!
  • Jafar: Duplicate or not, you won't win over me again.
  • SpongeBob: HELLOOOOOO, DOLLY!!! (Giant Carpet came in with the others)
  • Jafar: About time. Time to unravel my big guns. (He does so to Carpet again)
  • Sam: Oh that's just a d*** move.
  • Jafar: No more games, Lodgers.
  • Iago: Jafar, seriously, cut out the puns, they're just terrible.
  • Jafar: Well a-parrot-ly no one appreciates your opinion, traitor.
  • Iago:... Damn you. DAMN YOU!!!
  • Gazelle: "Time to go down for this mess, Jafar!"
  • Jafar: "Oh, I would, but I don't wanna end up having all the fun before me and the other villain league council members get to unveil a big surprise waiting in the statue."
  • Icky: "Ya mean your cooking up something in the giant freaky statue holding the palace up in one hand and spraying the pixil stuff in the other."
  • Jafar: "It may look like a statue, but it is far more magnificent than even that! You'll see! (Teleports off before anyone can grab him, as he laughed!)....."
  • Iago: "Ain't that just like Jafar, playing games instead of handling his problems."
  • (Jafar): "Oh don't be TOO disappointed. I'll have one such member keep you occupied until it's time."
  • Captain Hook's ship, Omicronized to be more like its appearance in Epic Mickey, was seen flying around the flouting palace on the hand of Jafar's statue.
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Disney Epic Mickey Gamerip Soundtrack Pete Pan Vs. Captain Hook

Captain Hook's Flying Pirate Ship Boss Theme

  • Captain Hook: "(Was seen Omicronised) AVAST, YA SCURVY SWABS?! I, CAPTAIN JAMES HOOK, AM GIVING YOU A CHANCE TO SURRENDER?! OR FEEL THE WRATH OF MY NEWLY UPGRADED SHIP?!"
  • Squidward: "SERIOUSLY?! EVEN CAPTAIN HOOK GETS TO BE OMICRONISED?! I WOULD'VE FIGURED VI-TOR WOULD'VE VIEWED HIM TOO MUCH OF A JOKE TO DO SO?!"
  • Skipper: "That's what Vi-Tor WANTS us to think, so he can surprise us! And obviously the pixilumium made the captain look a bit more badass, so if anything, to Vi-Tor, the ship's not the only thing upgraded! I mean, we did see his crew before with Maleficent's mooks, so in hindsight, I guess it's us tangoing with the League Council."
  • Captain Hook: Exactly. And I'll take my time slowly killing you all. ESPECIALLY YOU, SMEE!!!
  • Smee: Meep!
  • Lord Shen: I don't think so. (Deadpool received options to shoot the ship down, get up there swinging, or run away like chickens)
  • (Deadpool): Beeh, I'd rather be a Lodger and shoot it down. Not the first time they cheat their way to victory. (Selects 1)
  • Lord Shen: You can crash and burn. (He uses a dozen cannons to blast at the ship but it digitally repairs itself in a rapid pace)...
  • Captain Hook: Is that the best you can do? I expected better out of you scallywags.
  • Melman: Well we're dead!
  • (Deadpool): (Got the three choices again with 1 unavailable)... I swear this game is more meta than me. (Picks option 2)
  • Lord Shen: "Then we shall charge at you forsooth!"
  • Icky: "Shen, you SERIOUSLY want us to charge head-first into that?!"
  • Lord Shen: Would you rather we run away like chickens?
  • (Deadpool): (Sarcastically) HAA HAA HAA, I GET IT!! YOU ARE SOO CLEVER!!!
  • Everyone: SHUT UP!!!
  • Lord Shen: Well it's not like we have a choice.
  • Willie: Well, what are we waiting for?
  • Insectasaurus: (Roars, shifts into his butterfly form and flew them up to the ship)
  • Captain Hook: SEA MONSTER!? Wait, this isn't the sea...... SKY MONSTER!!!
  • Donkey: IT'S INSECTASAURUS, YOU JACKASS!!
  • Captain Hook: JACKASS?! YOUR ONE TO TALK ABOUT WHO'S THE JACKASS HERE?! READY THE CANNONS!!! (The pirates from before digitally teleport in and got out sci-fi cannons similar to those in Treasure Planet but they fired purple pixel-irradiated balls that demolecularized whatever they hit as it injured Insectasaurus into shrinking down again)... Alright, you little scum stains! Time to walk the plank!
  • Slightly: Oh, boy! Getting bad flashbacks here!!
  • Captain Hook: No Peter Pan around to help you now, chickadees! Especially since my unfortunate cousin is keeping him occupied with his own pixellanium spill. Which means, this, will be enjoyable!
  • Iago: Oh yeah, his cousin Carl! Forgot he was a thing.
  • Icky: "This is why SAF is very continuity heavy."
  • Sparx: Can we FOCUS?!?
  • Tiffany: (Team Scattergood armed themselves) Hook, stand down!
  • Captain Hook: I'm not afraid of your pea shooters. Go ahead and shoot me.
  • Nick: GLADLY!!
  • Ethan: Nick, wai- (He fired a hole into Hook as he regenerated digitally)... Really?
  • Nick: WORTH A SHOT, OKAY?!?
  • Tiffany: If I had an Omicoin for every time you said that.
  • Captain Hook: Enough dilly-dally! Time to sleep with the fishes, ya bilge rats!
  • SpongeBob: BRING IT ON, HOOKY-PANTS!!! (Hook fired an Omicronized version of his gun as it demolecularized whatever it hit as Deadpool guided their entire fight)
  • Skipper: "Kowalski, any plans?"
  • Kowalski: "I believe our best shot to defeat this boss is to find our way on the ship and destroy it's power shorce."
  • Private: "But how do we even board it?"
  • Merlin: Incase you all forgot, I have teleportation!
  • Skipper: "But what if he expects that and aims on deck cannons at us?"
  • Archimedes: It's magic, dude, don't try to ask for sense to it. They'll never see it coming. (They teleport to the ship only for them to have cannons pointed at them)... They saw it coming. (They jumped off comically avoiding the disintegration cannonball and were saved by a healed Insectasaurus)
  • Captain Hook: Who are the jokes now, huh?!
  • Duke: STILL YOU!!!
  • Gazelle: Okay, enough of this! (She fired her Uniter Blade which destroyed much of the ship and exposed the pixellanium reactor core inside) Diana! (She fired only for it to have a disintegration field protecting it) What?! (The ship completely restored itself)
  • Captain Hook: When will you misfits learn to be less overconfident? Vi-Tor spares no expense on these improvements.
  • Lord Shen: Your diversion isn't going to work. We're getting to Jafar's statue one way or another.
  • Captain Hook: Oh, it's no diversion. It's more than you think.
  • Kowalski: Let me guess. The core in your ship is a shield generator to the statue and you're trying to keep us from knowing that so we can essentially walk into a trap while running from a fight we seemingly can't win.
  • Captain Hook:...... NO!
  • Skipper: UP! You delayed your answer! THAT MEANS KOWALSKI WAS RIGHT ON THE MONEY! Then we're going up there to check.
  • Captain Hook:... Clever bastards! Fine! You wanna prove me wrong? Hit me with your best sho- (Everyone shot at him with their blasters) OH, I JUST HAD TO ASK!!! BATTLE STATIONS!!! (The pirates fired their cannons at them and seemingly destroyed them until they teleported behind them and beat them) BLAST MY BALLS!!!
  • Icky: (With his blaster aiming at Hook's crotch) Don't mind if we do!!
  • Captain Hook: (Quickly covers crotch) I DIDN'T MEAN LITTERALLY?! (He retreats avoiding the blasts) DO YOU JERKS THINK YOUR CUTE OR SOMETHING WITH JOKES LIKE THAT?!
  • Icky: Bitch, we're adorable!
  • Skipper: Let's get to that core!
  • Captain Hook: GET THEM!!!! (The pirates chased them) (Quietly brought out a league communicater) (Quietly) Jafar, please tell me you're just about done. They're already about to enter the process of breaking my new ship!
  • (Jafar): "Don't worry. It'll be done just in time when it happens. Just make sure they don't end up finishing early."
  • Captain Hook: It'll be a snap.
  • (Jafar): IT BETTER BE!
  • Captain Hook: "WHOOOOA, YOU CAN BE LOUD SOMETIMES?!"

Inside Ship

  • Kowalski:...... Where the balls are we going?!
  • ???: TO HELL!!! (Pirates came in)
  • Icky: BACK OFF!!! (Aims his blaster) This thing will turn you into pixelated waste from 20 yards!
  • Pirate #1: You know we be surrounding you, right?
  • Icky: Eh, not the first time it happened.
  • Merlin: Teleportus! (They teleport away to another location)
  • Pirate #2: AHHH, SEA SERPENT POO!!!!
  • Pirate #3/Lord Shen: SPLIT UP!!!
  • Pirate #4/Smee: (If) We do that, we risk being picked apart!
  • Pirate #3/Lord Shen: We won't cover no/more ground that way.
  • Pirate #5/Sandy: Ugh, let's not stall ourselves arguing and wait for them misfits/varmints to find us! Let's just find the core and protect/destroy it.
  • Pirates/Lord Shen/Smee: Fine by me! (They ran)
  • It was shown that the inside of Hook's ship is now larger and more elaborate then it ever was before.
  • Icky: "Yeesh, Hook's boat didn't look so big on the outside!"
  • Ralph: We can do that in Pixellania through pixels that can open rifts.
  • Icky:... Kowalski?
  • Kowalski: Don't look at me, we don't know much about our own creations ourselves. How was I to know they discovered Tartus technology?
  • Nick: Well now you know, and knowing is the second 50% of the conflict in question.
  • Batty:... That's not it.
  • Kowalski: Likely an anti-copyright version of GI Joe PSAs' ending phrase. Now let's move.
  • Private: Move where? This place is HUUUUGE!!!!
  • Link: Well we're not going to waste time being babies about it. Let's split up!
  • Razoff: Yeah! (Cocking his blunderbuss twice) Let's go retro!
  • Iago: Dude, you can only get one gun cock per line. And they should be way better than that.
  • Razoff: Oh like this is a good time to talk about how doing the badass cocking guns before a one-liner should work! Let's go! (They split as the pirates arrived)
  • Lord Shen: (They found the purple pixel crystalline core) HERE IT IS!!
  • Captain Hook appeared, riding on a giant barrel-shaped armored spider bot!
  • Captain Hook: "I'll teach you for having the gull to unpermittedly boarded MY SHIP?!"
  • Boss Wolf: Pffft, you look ridiculous in that thing!!!
  • Captain Hook: AND YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS WITH THAT EYEPATCH, AND THAT'S COMING FROM A PIRATE!!!
  • Boss Wolf: "HEY I DIDN'T CHOOSE THIS THING, IT CAME WITH THE COSTUME?!"
  • Captain Hook: ".... Still stupid though."
  • Private: (Laughs hysterically) WHY AM I LAUGHING AT THAT?!?
  • Boss Wolf: Okay, f*** it! Hammer!
  • Captain Hook: Hammer? (Boss Wolf walloped him with his hammer as he flew straight into the core as he got depixelated comically and the core was destroyed)
  • Pirate 1: YE DO KNOW YE DOOMED YERSELVES THAT WAY, RIGHT?!
  • Merlin: Have you not been paying attention? Teleportus! (They teleported away)
  • Pirate 2: DAMMIT, THEY KEEP GETTING US LIKE THAT!!!

Back on the Statue.

  • The heroes re-appeared as the ship exploded into digital pieces!
  • Icky: "..... Well, I, think we just killed Captain Hook."
  • Ralph: "Not, nessersarly. He'll likely end up respawning back inside the boss's lair of this place, which we are already standing on."
  • Tigress: And even if this Vi-Tor crisis wasn't around, he'd be resurrected as usual.
  • Gazelle: "Well that's not the only issue. We also didn't took the chance to ask how we get inside the statue."
  • Lord Shen: "Well be informed that it wouldn't be like Hook nor his followers would've really co-operated with us. So I wouldn't call that a COMPLETE loss."
  • Patrick was seen by the Jafar Statue's nose!
  • Patrick: "Hey, this statue has a nose! Oh, I wanna see if there's gold in it! (Stuffs himself into the nose)!"
  • Mr. Krabs: "WAAAIT, I SAW IT FIRST, HYAA!!! (RUNS TO THE NOSE AND STUFFS HIMSELF IN IT AS WELL?!)"
  • Squidward facepalms and Deadpool laughed.
  • Lord Shen: "WHAT ARE YOU IMBECILES DOING?! GET OUT OF THAT NOSE THIS INSTANT?!"
  • (Patrick): "Hey, I found a shiny circle thing that reads "Ooo-Pein"!"
  • (Mr. Krabs): "That's "OPEN" Idiot! And I think these buttons are suppose to open something! Press it."
  • (Patrick): "Yay, I love pressing things even though it seems dangerous!"
  • Buttons were heard pressed as the mouth of the statue began to open to reveal a long spiraling staircase!
  • Spongebob: ".... Patrick your genius was showing!"
  • (Patrick): "AAHH?! WHERE?! NOBODY LOOKED, NOBODY LOOKED?!"
  • Icky: "GENIUS, NOT PENIS, YOU MORON?!"

Inside.

  • The Group were climbing down the stairs.
  • (Jafar): "You lot were almost too early. (Laughs)..... Good thing we were just about done."
  • (Maleficent): "We'd be done sooner, but we also had to include Hook since you were generous enough to send him our way."
  • (Ursula): "But now that we're done, how's about we cut to the chase so we don't have to wait for you?"
  • (Hades): "LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!! (Echos as giant Ursula tentacles began causing the stairs to crumble as the heroes fell right into a large arena.)"
  • The Heroes looked in shock to see that the League Council had fused with the hydra, as the base of the body is a giant Oogie Boogie's head, the tail now has Captain Hook's hook, and the heads are in the forms of Jafar's Cobra, Maleficent's dragon, Ursula as a Shark, and Hades as a Cerberus head, two of each coming from Oogie's eyes, while the other two are coming from the mouth!
  • Jafar: "(Laughs!).... You thought you can take on some of the League's most powerful?!"
  • Phil:.... (Everyone laughed hysterically, surprising the villain heads) OH MY OLYMPIAN GODS, YOU LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF MONSTERS IN AN ORGY WHILE UNDER A GIANT RAGDOLL!!! (Everyone laughs)
  • Maleficent: SILENCE!!! This was supposed to be intimidating!
  • Icky: "(Scoffs), We get the gist that it was supposed to be horrifying, it's just, you guys did not combined very well!"
  • Hades: "OH GIVE US A F*****G BREAK, THIS IS THE FIRST TIME WE DID SOMETHING LIKE THIS!?"
  • Saa: Hey, you don't want us cracking wise, don't give us the chance. That's how this works.
  • Hades: Says the one who looks like something Doctor Frankenstein mixed with a bit of Dr. Moreau would come up with.
  • Icky: OHHHHHHH, SNAP!!!!
  • Po: "Whatever! We've beaten you guys before.... Admittingly though, not exactly like that."
  • Jafar: "Good! Then that means this Pixilumium stuff has the potaintional to do great things for all villains! And once you pests are out of the way, ALL villains will get to enjoy this?!"
  • Gazelle: "Not if we stop you!"
  • Hades: "... I think, that's a very big if. I truly think, it's a big if!"

New Music plays.

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HD Disney's Hercules Action Game Soundtrack - The Hydra Canyon

Villain-Hydra Boss Theme

  • Deadpool's voice: "HOLY S***, AND I THOUGHT JUN-GALAX-TAI-MA-REK WAS A FREAKY MESS!?"
  • Mantis: "Same here! But at least they're not doing a unionized voice thing! (Deadpool was given the selection of f*****g a karma fairy to make that happen or ignore it)... What the frig?! Has Vi-Tor been put in charge of karma now too?!"
  • (Deadpool): You could say that. But as much fun as it would be to play God some more, almost literally, I'm not going to bother because those fairies are bitches that are WAAAAY too small to f***. (Selects 2 then it says 'Too Bad') Uh, wha-
  • The Heads: "PREPARE FOR OUR WRATH?!"
  • Mantis: "Aw, crap, NOW they're doing the unison thing?!"
  • Icky: "THE F***, DEADPOOL, I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T GONNA GO FOR IT?!"
  • Deadpool's voice: "I DID, BUT THE DIALOG TREE TROLLED ME AND DID THE THING ANYWAY?!"
  • The Lougers look at Ralph....
  • Ralph: ".... Ehh, sometimes there are fake dialogue trees that make the illusion of choice when really they exist to mess with you. I guess you can blame Vi-Tor for altering the rules. Don't worry, they should only be triggered by a spiecal condition."
  • Icky: "Or in this case, because we said something karmatic."
  • Soothsayer: Technically it's 'karmic'.
  • Icky: I DON'T SPEAK YOUR WISE JARGON!!!!... Sorry, Soothsayer, this is just a bad time to be corrected on a saying right now.
  • Ursula: Are you done?
  • Lord Shen: Yes! (Takes out a cannon and fired as the VLC Hydra tail-smacked the cannonball back at them)
  • Nutsy: HIT THE DECK!!!
  • Patrick: WHAT DE- (Sandy pushed him away as they avoided the blast)
  • Crane: (With a broken wing) My wing!
  • Maleficent: Would you like to try that again?
  • Squidward: "Anyone, please don't oblige them."
  • Po: Too bad, they're evil, so we gotta! (They fought them as they displayed abilities pertaining to the head and started beating the Lodgers)
  • Willie: I GOT 'EM, GUYS!!!!
  • Nutsy: You don't got em- (Willie was beaten quickly) Called it.
  • Jafar: Again, no more games, Lodgers! Time to die... A hundred times over.
  • Hades: At least you'll know how it feels to die over and over.
  • Lord Shen: Well technically, only some of us had died more than once. Icky ended up dying alot in Equestria because Deadpool decided to be immature.
  • Hades: Well then get ready for that to happen again! For the lot of ya! (They continue fighting)
  • (Deadpool): "Okay, I just want to ask a quick question, how did these guys get like that?"
  • (WB Deadpool): "I'm itching to bet that they had the Hydra with them and fused with it. The Tentacles are obviously Ursula's, and no s*** the giant Oogie Boogie burlap sack head is Oogie's, and the hydra tailed hook is, well, Captain Hook."
  • (YB Deadpool): "Guys, I just realized something! Maleficent as a Dragon and Dog Hades are capable to breathe fire, right?"
  • (Deadpool): "Yeah, so?"
  • (YB Deadpool): "Well, why not have the fire burn off the sack and reveal the likely weaker body? Huh, huh? Genius, right?"
  • (WB Deadpool): ".... Huh. That's actselly not a bad idea. Too bad that the League Council are typically too smart to do something like that to themselves and/or put them themselves in that kind of situation setted up by the lougers, and even then, they're likely so hopped up on Omicron stuff that the burlap we'll recover quickly like with Hook's ship."
  • (Deadpool): You doubt my ability to bully the Villain League? I've been doing it since I quit. Watchy and learny! (He QTE tricks the VLC Hydra into burning itself by having the Lodgers fly around it and dodge it until it burst in bugs)
  • Oogie Boogie: OH, THAT IS NOT COOL!!!
  • Po: NEITHER ARE YOU!!!
  • Jafar: "Ugh, what is it with video game bosses always putting themselves in these kinds of positions? It seems rather counter-productive to have glaring weaknesses like that!"
  • Hades: "Okay, is it really a good time to criticize game tropes here? Shouldn't we focus on NOT letting the misfits hit us?!"
  • Spyro: You mean like THIS? (He earth blasted their vitals)
  • Hades: DAMMIT, JAFAR!!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOOD ENOUGH TO HAVE A CANON CROSSOVER EPISODE WITH THAT ONE TIME IN THE OLD HERCULES SHOW THAT'S STRANGELY A MIDQUEL FOR THE MAIN FILM IT WAS BASED ON!!!!
  • Jafar: EXCUSE ME FOR BEING ANGRY AFTER BEING HURT, PHYSICALLY AND IN PRIDE!!!
  • Maleficent: ENOUGH!!! (She blasts purple pixellanium fire that mixed up the setting as the heroes avoided the radiating pixels that formed a skull)
  • Oogie Boogie: (Wheezing voice) OH YOU DEAD NOW- *Wheeeeeeeeeze*
  • Ursula: "Okay, why is Oogie wheezing more than a dying old fart?"
  • Maleficent: "Obviously he is in a very bad condition! We must take the time to heal ourselves while we keep the heroes distracted with our minions! (The Tentacles began pulling chains as Hooks Pirates and Maleficent's goons, as well as Omicronized Diablo, began to charge in droves as the Villain-Hydra proceeds to head towards another arena platform with a healing fountain waiting)."
  • Icky: "Oh no, it's gonna be one of those bosses that heal themselves when they get weak enough! I HATE BOSSES LIKE THAT?! ESPECIALLY THE LAST ONE IN THE NINTENDO 64 SOUTH PARK GAME?! THAT GUY SUCKS?!"
  • Iago: "They also sicced their minions on us as a means to try and distract us!"
  • Icky: "That sucks too!"
  • Ralph: "It's clear we can't afford to let the boss recover to full health, or else this will take forever and only serve to buy Vi-Tor time!"
  • Diablo: (Makes a roar-caw monstrously and attacks the heroes with help from the goons)
  • Maleficent: That's a good birdie!
  • Icky: Yeesh, this thing ain't no Death Raven!
  • Iago: No s*** it ain't no Death Raven! If anything it's a Death Crow! They're bigger than ravens.
  • Icky: SHUT UP WITH THE TECHNICALITIES, WILL YOU?! LET'S JUST GET THIS FLYING ASS DINOSAUR OUT OF THE WAY!!!
  • Thundra: I got this! (She summoned a storm cloud which shot lightning at Diablo as he resisted it and released it as an electrolaser right back at the heroes)
  • Agumon: GEEZ, HOW JACKED DID VI-TOR MAKE THIS BIRD?!
  • Tiffany: Sorry, the inner machinations of Vi-Tor's minds is just as confusing to us as it is you guys.
  • Sandy: "Kinda the price of having him be based on Discord."
  • Alexus: But don't forget we can remove pixellanium from those he tainted with it.
  • Ralph: Yet the biggest problem is trying to do it. I wager all four of those heads are smart enough to not hold still and let us do exactly that.
  • Alexus: Ralph, I can basically pull any amazing machine outta my butt and save the day with it. Just watch me- (She was blasted down by one of Hook's pirates) D'OOH!!!
  • Tiffany: Well you also brag.
  • Kowalski: Deadpool, now would be a good time to meta up a solution for us!
  • (Deadpool): I'm working on it, genius! I'm the one controlling your movement and choices like a gamer should.
  • Kowalski: No need to be snarky!! (They fought off the army with Deadpool QTEing them around it until they were confronted by Diablo who roar-cawed in their faces)
  • Tulio: Yeech!
  • Dinky: Ahh, the sweet smell of worms.... Though it's kinda off-setted by the small of death.
  • Trigger: "Actselly, I right don't mind that part."
  • Sir Hiss: "That's because you're a vulture. Your kind exists to eat corpses as basicly nature's undertakers/garbagemen."
  • Gazelle: "Can we please not complement the monstro cuervo's breath and fight it? (Gazelle smacks away Diablo which crashes onto the Pirates and Goons) Now ready your thing! (They did so as they separated the Omicronized VLC)... Stand down!
  • Maleficent: (Cackles) You poor simple fool! Evil never stands down! Let me assure you that this is far fro- (The League Council get de-pixilumiumised as they returned to normal)...... Uhhhhh.....
  • Alexus: "Ya know, ya really should learn not to waste your time bragging how evil you guys are and just do what you were planning to do. I mean, this is why the Lougers don't have much a problem with you guys anymore up until now when Vi-Tor showed up."
  • Jafar: "...... We'll just see ourselves out. (They teleported away)."
  • Duke: AND GOOD RIDDANCE!!! Now let's tell the Sultan and go to our next stop.
  • White Rabbit: Which should be our homeworld.
  • (Deadpool): "(Pauses the game before they can do anything and got to the level select summery) (Reads) The Queen of Hearts became bigger than ever before in her crushing return- (Speaks) Yeah, I already know where this is going. (Presses the select button)."

Wonderland

  • White Rabbit:... WHAT THE, WE DIDN'T EVEN GOT TO THE SULTAN YET!?
  • Icky: "Leave it to Deadpool to bumrush us into doing things!"
  • Iago: "Ugh, great. Now the Sultan and the others are gonna be left confused on whether we stopped those creeps yet."
  • Mr. Dodo: "Although, something tells me that Wonderland might be in more need then Agrabah anyway now. (Wonderland was now more like Disney Villain's revenge in the Wonderland Level)...  Odd, I thought we've yet to get a confirmation on getting an official Moisode for Spyro and Friends in Disney's Villain's Revenge."
  • (Deadpool): "Aw man, missed opportunity to go for the American McGee's Alice look, I mean, you are using their Cheshire Cat as a Timelord, at least go the whole nine-yards."
  • Icky: "Well, we already used the Red Queen theme song for Chrysalis' bitch mom, so, it would kinda make more sense to go for a different theme here."
  • Deadpool's voice: "Eh, I guess that counts."
  • ???: "QUEEN CYNDER, HELP?!"
  • A Panicky Parrot came up!
  • Cynder: "Chancellor Crackers!"
  • Chancellor Crackers: Queen Cynder, it's terrorable?!
  • Cynder: Terrible.
  • Crackers: What did I say?
  • Cynder: Terrorable.
  • Crackers: Duh, besides the point, my queen! The Queen of Hearts appeared, looking strangely purpler then usual, and she harnessed the power of the growth cookies! Now, she made herself a giant monster, and has captured the other chancellors and the council! Even Chancellor Ace, your trusted caretaker of Wonderland ever since the Queen of Diamonds fiasco while you're away on your business with the Lougers!
  • Gazelle: "Chancellor Ace?"
  • Cynder: "A former head-guard of the Card Guards that defected from the Queen of Hearts when Mirage started to subject the card guards into becoming artificial heartlesses."
  • King of Hearts: "Oh dear, and my poor former bride is likely still upset about his desertion."
  • Icky: "Well yeah she'll be piss at his card-man ass, the guy basically went-"
  • Deadpool played "Fuck that bitch" before Icky got to finish.....
  • Icky: "...... Yeah.... That."
  • Chancellor Crackers: "Please! You need to help him! She's forcing the good card men to flogged him!"
  • Cynder: "SHE'S WHAT?! (Turns into Avatar Cynder) (Deeper voice) I'LL CUT THAT FAT BITCH TO SIZE?! (Avatar Cynder charged off)!?"
  • Spyro: "CYNDER, WAIT?! (Runs off after her)!"
  • Sparx: ".... Yikes, Cynder really wants to help that Ace dude."
  • Mr. Dodo: "(Sighs sadly) It's not without a reason other then because he's basically the contemporary ruler of Wonderland. Ace had seen his brothers turned into Heartless and ran away in traumatized fear. He returned to Wonderland around the time Icky and Iago pretty much defeated the Queen of Diamonds, or rather, because the Queen of Diamonds' own bad habit of bad-mouthing getting the better of her and offending the wrong person."
  • Icky: "Well it helped that I brought up how Pretty wouldn't dig what he was doing."
  • Gazelle: "AHEM!.... We should, probably go help Cynder."

Wonderland Castle

  • Avatar Cynder bursted through the doors!
  • Avatar Cynder: "QUEEN OF HEARTS?! SHOW YOURSELF, YOU FAT BITCH?!"
  • Voice: "(ANGERLY) FAT?! FAAT?!?"
  • The Queen of Hearts, as a giant and omicronised, broke up the castle as Avatar Cynder now found herself on a fragile platform balanced by her flight as the giant queen stood before here!
  • Queen of Hearts: "WHO'RE YOU CALLING FAT, YOU OVER-GROWN IGUANA?! (Tries to crush Avatar Cynder, who dodged in time)"
  • Avatar Cynder: "WELL YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY A MODEL FOR WEIGHTWATCHERS?!"
  • The non-corrupted card soldiers did this.
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Oooooooooooooooo

  • Queen of Hearts: "GRRRRRR?! THAT'S QUITE BIG BUT IMPUDENT TALK FROM SOMEONE WHO'S BOYFRIEND COULDN'T HANDLE A FLIMSY LITTLE FLAMINGO!!"
  • Avatar Cynder: "I GET ENOUGH OF THAT KIND OF NONSENSE FROM LODGER CRITICS ALREADY, I DON'T NEED THAT FROM YOU!!"
  • The Queen of Hearts yelled as the two began to battle!
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Kingdom Hearts Music - Wonderland Combat

Queen of Hearts Giant Boss Theme

  • Avatar Cynder: "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH ACE?!"
  • Queen of Hearts: "YA MEAN THAT TRAITOR?!..... (Laughs).... Well, look no further, then over there. (Points to some enslaved Card Guards holding a damaged Ace Card Solder hostage on another flimsy platform)."
  • Avatar Cynder: "ACE?!"
  • Queen of Hearts: "Aw, what's the matter, lizard? Worried about the traitor?"
  • Avatar Cynder: "HE WAS TRAUMATIZED OF WHAT YOU HAD ALLOWED MIRAGE TO DO TO YOUR LOYALISTS?!"
  • Queen of Hearts: "I COULDN'T HELP IT IF MIRAGE HAD FELT THAT THEY WERE GETTING INCOMPIDENT?! Besides, Xehanort was the one who gave the idea! She just happened to liked it!"
  • Avatar Cynder: "IT DOES NOT EXCUSE YOU FOR WHAT YOU HAD ALLOWED ONTO HIM?!"
  • Queen of Hearts: "Aw, cry me a river, you little gecko!! Ohhhhhh..... And speaking of Geckos....."
  • A large ominous figure formed behind Cynder, as Avatar Cynder turned in surprised and saw that Wain was turned into a Geckoy Jabberwocky!
  • Avatar Cynder: "...... WHAT, HAVE YOU DONE TO WAIN?!"
  • Queen of Hearts: "Oh, but I can't take credit for that! He just happened to be there when Vi-Tor was giving me these great cookies! He could've warned the traitor and his ilk if Vi-Tor hadn't made a puddle of the purple stuff appear before him as the clumsy fool slipped in it! Why, Wayne even helped me TAKE BACK MY THRONE!! And now, HE'S MY WEAPON AGAINST YOU?! CRUSH HER, WAYNE?! OFF WITH HER HEAD!!!!"
  • Wain Jabberwocky gave an incredibly loud and also painfully annoying roar as it charged at Avatar Cynder, as the two began to fight!
  • Avatar Cynder: "FIRST OFF, IT'S WAIN, NOT WAYNE, SECONDLY, I AM GOING TO MAKE YOU SUFFER EXTRA HARD FOR THIS?!"
  • Queen of Hearts: "OH, LIKE BEING THROWN INTO SPACE AND BLOWING UP INTO A NEW COSMOS ISN'T SUFFERABLE ENOUGH?!"
  • Spyro flew in!
  • Spyro: "CYNDER, I'M COMING?!"
  • Queen of Hearts grabbed Spyro!
  • Queen of Hearts: "OH NO YOU DON'T, PEST?! (Starts squeezing Spyro) I'M GONNA RIP YOUR WINGS OFF, LIKE A COMMON HOUSE FLY?! (Spyro bites her) YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW?!"
  • Spyro: Your former highness, you know how this e- (The Queen kicks him off into a wall of painted white roses)
  • Queen of Hearts: Enough! You've done enough taking my throne AND husband!! YOU LEFT WONDERLAND IN ANARCHY!!!
  • Spyro: Wasn't Wonderland already a technical anarchy?
  • Queen of Hearts: I- (Realises that)..... What I mean by that was, IT'S A WORLD WHERE THE UNFATHOMABLY INSANE GET DUMPED!!! WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?! NOW YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S HEADS WILL ROLL-OFF A CLIFF FOR THIS!!! (Gets a giant axe) ROOOOOOLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!
  • Spyro: We'll see!
  • Queen of Hearts: NO WE WON'T!!! I WILL SEE!!! ALL THINGS SHOULD AND WILL BE MY WAY, AND IT WILL BE AGAIN!!!
  • Spyro: (Sighs) Don't you ever shut up?
  • Queen of Hearts: NEVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! I'll have your heads on a stick and celebrate with squidberry tarts!... Wait... Oh, screw it, there's no cliffs for miles. Anyway, OOOFFF WITH HER HE-
  • Icky: (When the other Lougers arrived as we was like this via megaphone)
SHUT_UP!

SHUT UP!

  • Queen of Hearts:... OW!! Good GRIEF, I hate that me-me where people tell me to shut up!!
  • Icky/Iago/(Deadpool): "IT'S MEME, FATSO!!"
  • Iago: Also, get used to it.
  • Queen of Hearts: Better idea, WHY DON'T YOU MAKE ME?! (She smashes a castle tower)
  • Ethan: Oh, this is going to suck!
  • Bryson: I'M GONNA FILL HER VULVA WITH PLASMA!!!! (He fires his minigun as it comically did little to nothing)...
  • Queen of Hearts: Are you finished?
  • Bryson: HELL NO! (The minigun becomes a giant rocket launcher as the blast knocked her to the ground with a loud tremor) SUCK IT, YA CRAZY BIIIIIICH!!!
  • The Queen of Hearts was still giant, but knocked out.
  • Mr. Dodo: "She's still of great girth! We need to get her back to small size!"
  • White Rabbit: "WELL IT CAN'T BE THROUGH MY CARROTS?!"
  • Bill: "Oh don't worry gang, I always bring a jar of shrink cookies for such an occatio- (Sees the Wain Jabberwocky) (BUG-EYES) OH MY GOD, WAIN?!"
  • Avatar Cynder was still fighting him!
  • Avatar Cynder: "Sorry you have to see him like this, Bill, but Wain was attempting to foil the Queen of Hearts' plans, but it fell short because Vi-Tor had him trip in a puddle of pixellanium!"
  • Icky: "Seriously?! The guy turned into a freak again?!"
  • Bill: Well at least he's not AS freaky as he was with a giant bulbous head. Wain, it's you in there, you have to fight it! You're smart enough to resist the chaos!
  • Wain: (Unleashes an extremely monstrous roar)
  • Bill: (Screams as Dodo and White Rabbit pulled him by the tail)
  • Spyro:... So, how exactly has Wain been doing since he was sent here?
  • Cynder: Ace said that he was now a blend of Sheldon Cooper and Rick Sanchez. A genius who causes chaos while being a nerdy carefree soul. That's kinda a side effect of briefly having a bulbous head. You become too smart.
  • Ralph: You can be TOO smart?
  • Alexus: Yes. You can become convinced there's no meaning of life, get a godly complex, become virtually unstoppable, you name it. You can always be destroyed by too much of something. That's how my dad kicked the bucket.
  • Lord Shen: "Well how are suppose to both cure Wain while de-pixilising Queen of Hearts?"
  • Tiffany: You're the heroes, you tell us!
  • Boss Wolf: YOU'RE the Pixellanians, YOU tell US!
  • Bryson: 'NOUGHA THIS, TIME TO F*** SOME FACES!!!! (Turns his cannon ridiculously large as it fired unbelievably powerful energy at both Wain and the Queen)... Oh yeah! (Wain and the Queen, who was awakened by this, survived the barrage of energy)
  • Queen of Hearts: Is that seriously the best you can do? All you did is make us STRONGER!!!
  • Bryson: "..... That's the plan, fatass."
  • The Queen of Hearts got confused by this.
  • Queen of Hearts: "...... Huh?"
  • Bryson: "Oh come on, don't tell me ya never heard of the old "Power Overload" Trick."
  • The Queen of Hearts began to have a powerflux as did Wain!
  • Queen of Hearts: "WHOAAAAAAAAAAA?! HOW COULD SOMETHING THAT SHOULD TECHNICALLY BENEFIT ME BE ALSO BAD?!"
  • Alexus: "Well, because you ate the growth cookies that made you large, it also made the pixiliumium in you be at a heighten state! You were a meltdown waiting to happen if more Pixillumium was added!"
  • Queen of Hearts: "DAMNNNNNNNNNNNN YOU BAD HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?!"
  • Avatar Cynder: "TAKE COVER?!"
  • They did so as both the Queen of Hearts and Wain exploded!
  • The dust settled....
  • Wain was seen back to normal, as did the suspended in midair Queen of Hearts, who realizes she was standing on nothing.....
  • Queen of Hearts: "...... Ohhhh, shit. Okay, as long as don't look down, I can't fall!"
  • Avatar Cynder looked with a naughty expression.....
  • Avatar Cynder: "Your shoes untied."
  • Queen of Hearts: "Oh thanks I- (Looks down, only to realize that she was trick as a Timon and Pumbaa yodel was heard.)..... You, skaly, bi- (Falls down screaming) IIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!!!"
  • EPIC CRASH?!
  • Gazelle: ".... Did, gravity just not work for the sake of comedic timing?"
  • Icky: "..... I just can't believe she was stupid enough to not remember that she was wearing heels."
  • Avatar Cynder returned to normal.
  • Cynder: "But that was still oh so satisfying."
  • Wain: "Ohhhhh.... What happened last night? (Saw that everything was damage).... OH NO, I WAS TOO LATE TO WARN EVERYONE ABOUT THE ATTACK?!"
  • Ace: "Don't worry, young Wain, the Lougers and, new friends, have pretty much stopped the attack."
  • Ralph: "Well, we'd love to stick around and help fix up the place, but readings indicate that Futurasia has a prehistoric dilemma!"
  • Deadpool went to the level selection.
  • (Ralph): "(As Deadpool opened the summery) Omnicroniesed Dinosaurs have appeared Futurasia now has epic dino problems. A Dino mad doctor is leading a barrage of prehistoric shenanigans."
  • (Lord Shan): "Oh bother, it sounds like the work of Dr. Fozzel again, isn't it?"
  • Icky: "Ya mean that one time Darkwing Duck Villain? Oh yeah, he was one of the early Fang Empire suggestions, wasn't he? And now I'm nostalgic for the old days.... The classics."
  • (Deadpool): "Aw crap, he's gonna talk about nostalgic passé s***. PRESS! (Deadpool presses a button and got the group to their next mission!)"

Futurasia

  • The Lougers and Team Scattergood have appeared to a battle torn Futurasia.
  • Icky: ".... D'awwwwwwww, always when I tried to enjoy nostalgia!"
  • ???: "Shell Louge Squad?"
  • The core were seen fighting off waves of Dinosaurs from Omnicron infected worlds!
  • Futter: "WELL YOU GUYS ARE A SIGHT FOR SORE EYES! I THINK YOUR GAME HAS SOME SEVERE BUGS, IN THAT IT HAS IT'S CHARACTERS ATTACK YOU, THEN IT STARTS THROWING DINA-SAURS AT YOU?!"
  • LaSola: "Also, some of your enemies may be involved!
  • A loud roar was heard!
  • Dr. Fozzil, Omicronised, was seen laughing as he was riding a cerberusised Fantasia Rex with the Carnotaurs on each said of its neck, a bigger version of the Terror Bird arriving next to it!
  • Dr. Fozzil: "NEVER BEFORE HAS THE PREHISTORIC REVOLUTION BEEN MORE MAGNIFICENT THAN IT WAS BEFORE?! NOW, MY PRETTIES!? CRUSH THE FUTURE, BACK INTO THE PAST?! (Laughs as the Carno-Rex-Erus unison roared!)"
  • Iago: "..... The Jurrassic World Series WISHES it had s*** like this."
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Lego Jurassic World Soundtrack Welcome to Jurassic World - Indominus Rex

Carno-Rex-Erus Boss Theme

  • Icky: "AW COME ON, WE ALREADY FOUGHT LIKE TWO COMBINED MONSTERS IN THE LAST TWO LEVELS?!"
  • Kowalski: "Obviously, Vi-Tor could be just playing us at this point!"
  • Futter: "We suspect the mutated creature could be the doctor's shorce of control over the dina-saurs. Take it out, and he'll lose control!"
  • Gazelle: "And exactly how was that three-headed beast able to do this?"
  • Alexus: "Pixilumium. Trust me, like magic, it does NOT need to be explained too much. Ya just need to know that it just does."
  • Icky: More like an excuse to ignore lazy writing.
  • Boss Wolf: Nobody cares, d***-off!
  • Dr. Fossil: Get them!!! (The dinosaurs attacked as the music continued and Deadpool QTEd them around the battlefield)
  • Deadpool: HAHAAAAA, THE SAVAGE LAND AIN'T GOT DINO-S*** ON THIS!!!!
  • Thunderclap: Please! We can take them!
  • Bubbha: HeeeeeEEELL ye- (He was chomped at by the dino monster as they continued fighting)
  • Carno-Rex-Erus: (Roars, "I AM AWESOME!!!!")
  • The GTA Wasted sign played!
  • The Death Screen returned, but this time, after Vi-Tor laughed, Walk the Dinosaur began to play.
  • Deadpool's voice: "..... OH YEAH, THIS IS MY JAM?! (Deadpool started to dance)!"
  • WB Deadpool: "DEADPOOL?!"
  • Deadpool's voice: "OKAY OKAY?! (Selects Continue)"
  • Bubbha: "...... Did, did, DID I JUST DONE DIE?!"
  • Icky: "Well thank god video game logic is always generous with do-overs, otherwise, you could've ended up the first chronologically dead louger, buddy!"
  • Lurleane: "(Quietly) And thank the heavens that weren't the case. I would've been nothing without him."
  • Carno-Rex-Erus: ("I MAKE T-REXES CRY LIKE BABIES!!!") (He attacks the heroes as the music played in the background)
  • Bryson: TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO RIP YOU APART!!! (He fired his cannon at the Carno-Rex-Erus as it had no effect as he tail lashes him into his teammates as his cannon lands on Nick and pins him down comically)
  • Carno-Rex-Erus: ("I S*** ZOMBIE VAMPIRE PONIES!!!!")
  • Dr. Fossil: YES! DESTROY THEM!!! EAT THEM LIKE BON-BONS!!!!
  • Nick: HEHEHELP ME!!!!
  • Razoff: Alright, that does it! (He fires his new Omicronized blunderbuss as it let out multiple guided blasts that knock down the Carno-Rex-Erus)... Holy ballocks, this new gun really packs a punch!
  • Iago: YEAH!! TRY GETTING UP FROM THAT!! OH WAIT, YOU CAN'T, CUZ YOUR A DINOSAUR!!! (Laughs)
  • Dr. Fozzil: "Mockery will get you no-where! (Brings out a pixilumium powered defilifiver as he used it to bring Carno-Rex-Erus back into action)."
  • Icky: "(RAGE SCREAMS)?! THE ONLY THING WORSE THEN A BOSS THAT HEALS ITSELF?! A BOSS WITH REVIVAL ABILITIES?!"
  • Deadpool's voice: "Oh yeah, those kind of guys SUCK BALLS?!"
  • Icky: "Okay, next time we take down the Cerberus-eqsed dino, LET'S BE SURE TO KNOCK THE FREAKING DOCTOR WITH HIM?!"
  • Dr. Fossil: Go ahead and try.
  • Thunderclap: SURE THING, ASSHOLE!!! (The Dactyls charged in as Carno-Rex-Erus bit Coldfront's wing, shook him around comically, smacked the other Dactyls with him, and threw him into the way of a monorail as the GTA wasted played, then the death screen returned)
  • (Deadpool): Oops! Wrong button.
  • (YB Deadpool): Funny ways to die! So many funny ways to die! Funny ways to di-i-ie! So many funny ways to die!
  • Deadpool selects continue.
  • Coldfront: "..... OH MY STORM, DYING WAS HORRORABLE?!"
  • Dr. Fossil: PREPARE TO-
  • Alex: "Meet your doom". (Dr. Fozzil was surprised).... Yeah, you're not the first bad guy to say that, I mean, geez, if I had a steak for every time a villain said that.
  • Uncle Waldo: Yeah, that's worthy of a drinking game.
  • Dr. Fossil: SILENCE!!!! Soon, dinosaurs will be back, and-
  • Banzai: Ugh, SHUT UP, BRO!!! Nobody really cares as much as you do about your whiny dinosaur problems. Not even Vi-Tor. He's just using you.
  • Dr. Fossil: Oh, you'd like to prove that, wouldn't you?
  • Banzai: What part of that isn't believable?
  • Ethan: Brainwashed by pixellanium, remember?
  • Banzai: ".... Oh, right. There was that."
  • Dr. Fossil: Now if you'll excuse me, I have work to do. Carno-Rex-Erus?
  • Carno-Rex-Erus: ("SHARKS ARE IN MY FISH FILLETS!!!!")
  • Loud stomps are heard, but they are not coming from Carno-Rex-Erus! This time, they came from Perseus-QX riding on a large combat mech just the Carno-Rex-Erus' size.
  • Perseus-QX: ".... Step away from them, you female dog."
  • Silence.....
  • Icky: ".... "Bitch". He meant to say bitch."
  • Dr. Fossil: "..... Carno-Rex-Erus, scrap that tincan?!"
  • Carno-Rex-Erus: ("TANKS ARE MY DINGLEBERRIES!!!") (It attacked as Perseus fought it off in a versatile fashion)
  • Razoff: (Aiming his blunderbuss) One shot... One bullet.... Wait, do dinosaurs have two brains or one?
  • Kowalski: Ugh, that's just a popular misconception! Still baffles me why that theory even exists!
  • Private: "Well, technically, it has three brains, for it has three heads. (Notes that the Carno-Rex-Erus has three heads, two the Carnotaurs, and the middle Fantasia Rex)...."
  • Kowalski:... Touché
  • Razoff: Whatever! I'll shoot down the middle head since that's the biggest! (He fires as it hit the dinosaur in the head) DIRECT HIT!!! (The Carno-Rex-Erus looks completely fine and looks at Razoff angerly)..... WHAT GIVES?! I GAVE A PERFECT HEAD-SHOT, IT SHOULD BE DEAD?!"
  • Icky: "Dude, these game-a-fived universes clearly doesn't work on Call of Duty logic, even if you shot that thing in the penis, it would still count as a normal hit. Otherwise, ya would think it be WAY easier to play Monster Hunter if it was based on realistic expectations."
  • Razoff looked at the angry Carno-Rex-Erus..... Razoff laughed nerviously....
  • Razoff: "..... Uh, sorry? (Nervous smile)."
  • Dr. Fossil: Who are the jokes now?
  • Lurlene: Still you, ugly! (She was thrown by the Carno-Rex-Erus and the GTA wasted scene played) (Was brought back after Deadpool selected continue)..... Now I understand why we mortal folk fear death.
  • Dr. Fossil: You were saying? (Carn-Rex-Erus roared as Jurassic Park raptor noises were heard as an entire army of giant Omicronized velociraptors came in covered in purple feathers, glowing purple eyes, and large colorful glowing frills)
  • Icky: Oh HELL no!
  • Dr. Fossil: (Flying above) Oh HELL YES! ATTAAACK!!!
  • Pain: (He and Panic shapeshift into a two-headed dragon and roared at them as they just ganged up and attacked from all directions)
  • Bubbha: Guys, raptors ain't gonna be intimidated that easily. Especially not these lil' hillbillies! (Some raptors act as snipers firing blobs of pixellanium at them from a distance)
  • Futter: LODGERS, INCOMING!! (He fires his gun stopping the blobs and the raptors)
  • Po: Thanks, General! (He was pinned and holding back the snapping jaws of a raptor)
  • Private: (As the Penguins set the boat steering wheel trap) Come and get it! (The raptors attacked and fell into the trap)
  • (Deadpool): (Chuckles) Child's play- (A giant raptor arrived as it was the Alpha Raptor)... Spoke too soon.
  • Tito: Dang, Fossil, you'd outdone yer self!
  • Francis: Don't compliment villains, they'll never let us hear the end of it!
  • Dr. Fossil: Too late! I'll glout about this later! ATTACK, ALPHA!!! (The alpha unleashed a pixellanium fire breath that the heroes avoided)
  • LaSola: (She blasted at Fossil as the blast ricocheted across the area and hit the Carna-Rex-Erus)... (The blast exploded and destroyed the creature and spilling out all the pixellanium and demutating the raptors that were overwhelming the heroes)
  • Icky: "..... And basically we killed the Carnos again and killed Fantasia Rex for a first time."
  • Iago: "Well it ain't like the League's resurrection policy and/or that we're under video game logic wouldn't render that moot."
  • Dr. Fossil: NOOO, NONONONONO!!!
  • Alexus: Alright, Dino! Time to take your medicine! (She fires a dart full of pixellanium antidote at him and changes him back)...
  • Futter:... That takes care of that.
  • Dr. Fossil:... What just happened?
  • Ethan: You were tainted by a pixelated outbreak and basicly lead a prehistoric revolt onto Futurasia, that's what!
  • Frostbite: And you've got a lot of explaining to do.
  • Dr. Fossil: Well I would if I can remember a damn thing, you jerks.
  • Squidward: Well, you're still going to be fixing a lot of s*** regardless.
  • (Deadpool): Teehee! That was fun! Now what's next? (Turns on the level select summery
  • (Ralph): Bikini Bottom. The Chum Bucket was reported to have created a large Pixilumium titan.
  • (Sandy): Well whaddiya waitin on? We got to go there quick- (Deadpool selected Bikini Bottom)

Bikini Bottom

  • Sandy: "(They found themselves in a normal Bikini Bottom as now everyone has underwater gear)...... Well.... At least we're here."
  • Ralph: (In a form-fitting combat diving suit) Alright, let's get started.
  • Tulio: (Looks at Tiffany and Alexus in their skinny diving suits including their butts)... Dayyyam.... (Slaps himself) YOU GOT A GIRLFRIEND, TULIO, SNAP OUT OF IT!!!
  • (Deadpool): Well, I guess some girls are getting the Overwatch sexualization treatment.
  • Alexus: Hey, keep it in your pants!
  • Tiffany: Yeah ya pervert!
  • Tiffany/Alexus: ("Besides, I have eyes for another.") (The two stare at Ralph)
  • Gazelle: ".... I kinda have to complain about the impracticalness of women always getting sexualized armor, or not having alot of clothing for that matter in things not kid friendlier games, and not anything more practical."
  • Icky: "Ya do that, you would go to the dangerious un-returnable depths of Anita Sharkisian levels of political correctness, and you would DIFFIDENTLY want to stay clear of that."
  • Gazelle: "Fair enough, but just saying that realisiticly, this scandelly-cladness shouldn't really protect anyone."
  • Duke: "Well, the universes' are under video game logic at the moment, so, just, roll with it for now."
  • Spongebob: "(They approach Downtown Bikini Bottom)... Well..... Bikini Bottom doesn't look too worse for wear. (A lazer zaps a building and reduces it to ashes!)"
  • Plankton was now a Kaiju giant!
  • Plankton: "I see you! (Fires eye lazer) ZAP! I see you, ZAP?! (Fires it again!) I see you.... ZAP?! (Fires another lazer). (Found the Krusty Krab) Oh look, it's the krusty krab, home of the Krabby Patty.... (Stomps on it) CRUSH?! (Grabs the sign and starts licking it) Lick-lick."
  • Mr. Krabs screamed!
  • Mr. Krabs: MONSTEEEERRRR!!! (Plankton saw the heroes)... Oops.
  • Squidward: "Oh sure, because OOPS fixes EVERYTHING, NOW DOES IT?!"
  • Plankton: "... (Evil chuckle)."
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Spongebob Creature from the Krusty Krab Music - Revenge of the Giant Plankton Monster

Kaiju Plankton Boss Theme

  • Spongebob: "OH NO?! IT'S LIKE PLANKTON'S DREAM ALL OVER AGAIN?!"
  • Sandy: "Or that time Mr. Krabs' wishing well made him taller!"
  • Patrick: "Or pretty much "Creature from the Krusty Krab" all over again."
  • Nick: Please, it's technically the same. CFTKK is just Sleepy Time turned into an overly-maxed video game now co-starring Patrick and Plankton.
  • SpongeBob: Yeesh, who said you needed to be technical here?
  • Plankton: (Darkly) I see you..... ZAP!! (They dodged the laser eye which turned the patch into something of his likeness via pixellanium while some of it leaked into the water)
  • Ralph: Oh no, the pixellanium is leaking into the water. That's not good.
  • Private: Why, is it like an oil spill?
  • Ralph: It's worse than an oil spill! The stuff can have adverse effects for the life that inhale or ingest it. You don't want that. Trust me.
  • Plankton: BOO! (He slams his fist at them) NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW!! HEY, SHELL LOONS, WHY DON'T YOU JUST GI-
  • Mr. Krabs: Are you REALLY going to use the same line from the movie game and CFTKK? Geez, dude, be more creative than SpongeBob's writers right now, will ya- (Plankton fired his eye laser and missed) AGAGAGAGAH! Ya missed, twerp!
  • Plankton: First off, you can see that 'twerp' is not even an accurate insult anymore. Secondly, SILENCE!!! (He fired more as the heroes scattered with Deadpool QTEing them to safety as Alexus had her suit damaged)
  • Alexus: AAH, MY SUIT!! (Her suit started bubbling and filling with water) Ugh, just perfect! Might as well pin a target on my butt!
  • (Deadpool): PLEASE DO!!!
  • Alexus: SHUT UP!!!
  • Plankton: COME OUT COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE!!!
  • Sandy: (The Lodgers were scattered across town as Deadpool took control of two or them at a time Lego game style)... Well, we're gonna need to do something about him.
  • Shenzi: No s***! (They snuck out only to meet him in front of them)
  • Plankton: Going somewhere?
  • Sandy: No?
  • Plankton: (Thundera struck him with lightning) OOOWW!!!... OKAY, HOW DID THAT NOT BACKFIRE AT YOU AND ZAP YOU AS WELL SINCE WATER AND ELECTRICITY ARE NOT USUALLY A GOOD COMBINATION?!
  • Sandy: ASK ANY JELLYFISH IN THIS WORLD!!! PLUS YOUR ANTENNAE ARE CREATING AN ELECTRIC CHARGE!!!! DON'T ASK STUPID QUESTIONS, GENIUS!!!
  • Plankton: Urrrgh!! CONFOUND THE FICKLE NATURE OF VIDEO GAME AND CARTOON LOGIC?! (He picks up multiple boatmobiles and threw them) CAR CRASH IMMINENT!!! (They dodged with random comical car noises until Sandy used physics and Deadpool's control to redirect a car into Plankton's face) OUCH!!! Accursed lack of depth perception!! YA THINK BEING CHANGED BY VI-TOR WOULD'VE GRANTED ME A SECOND EYE!!!! Whatever, time for Plan B!!
  • (Deadpool): Oh, we'll see, you Napoleon Complex-Kaiju love child!! (His control switched to Ralph and a few Lodgers)
  • Ralph: (On communicator) Alright, I'll be right there! Just hold your breath!
  • (Alexus): Duh!
  • Ralph: Guys, Alexus' suit is damaged. She's activating her homing beacon so we can find her. We just need to find a way past Plankton.
  • (Deadpool): (Is given a decision branch of rush through, take a detour, or run the f*** away)... Eh, detour sounds much funnier. (He selects B)
  • Lord Shen:... I think I have an idea. (They approach a satellite tower and Plankton saw them)
  • Plankton: FEAR MEEEE!!! (He fired his eye laser as they used the satellite to rebound it back) DYAAAAAA!!!!!... I never learn, do I?
  • (Icky): NO S***!!!
  • Plankton: Then perhaps it's time to execute a new strategy! Plan B... 2!!!!
  • Po: Really dude!? Shouldn't that technically be Plan C- (Plankton turned his attention on Icky's team as Ralph's headed out for Alexus' location) WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
  • Patrick: Hi, Plankton! OH NO PLANKTON!!!
  • Icky: RUUN!!! (They went through damaged rooftops as Plankton chased them)
  • Alexus: (Her helmet filled up slightly with water) Guys! Don't let him find my hidden depixelizer ray!!
  • Icky: Well how do we distract him?!? It's not like he'll let us get away that easily!!! In fact, it's kinda impossible for him to ever miss us with that size!
  • Alexus: I have unmanned sea drones I built outta old DPVs. Still work as such at times. They respond to distress signals, which by the way includes spotlights. Try calling them that way.
  • Po: Easier done than said!!! (They used whatever they could via Deadpool's control to signal the drones to attack)
  • Plankton: GRAA!! Leave me alone you pests!!! (Icky's group slips away as he was distracted)... ALRIGHT, THIS IS STARTING TO ANNOY ME!!!
  • ???: I don't think being annoyed is your problem. (Tiffany and Bryson were seen with some of the Lodgers)
  • Plankton:... Oh, you're right. IT'S YOU ASS-CLAMS?! (He fired his eye laser as it collapsed the building they were standing on turning it into a Plankton building as they used Alexus' DPV drones to go onto another building)
  • Bryson: EAT LASER TIC TACS!!! (He fired everything he had in his cannon at him as he screamed)
  • Plankton: Okay, seahorseholes, YOU ASKED FOR IT!!! (He fired his eye laser as it caused a crane to snack him in the face) SMEYHT!!! (He crashed with a tremor)
  • (Deadpool): Gotchaaa!!
  • Plankton: (Spots Ralph's team)... COME HERE!!! (He chases them)
  • Ralph: (On communicator) ALEXUS, HOW ARE YOU HANGING?!?
  • Akexus: (The water was nearly at her mouth) Well I'm almost compromised to the mo- (The water splashed her mouth as she gurgled and spit) BLAACH!! SALTY!! As if I needed further proof that this takes place in the ocean!
  • Ralph: WELL WE NEED A LITTLE HELP, PLANKZILLA IS ON OUR BUTTS!!!
  • Alexus: Just use what you can!! I need to work on the depixelizer ray... WHILE NOT DROWNING!! (She does that)
  • Ralph: That sounded like that's the best we can get! We'll have to improvise then! (They dodged Plankton's fists)
  • Plankton: Let me give you a helping HAND!! (He traps them and picks up the pipe they were in) I'LL CRUSH YOU!!
  • Alexus: (Sees this and holds her breath as the water reaches her mouth as she commanded a DPV to pilot her to Plankton and blast at him)
  • Plankton: AAHH!!! (Ralph and the trapped heroes hurt his hands dropping them) GRAAAHHGH!!! Okay, the lady dies next!!!
  • Ethan: (Alexus approaches him with her helmet filled with water muffling for help as he fixes her suit and she removes the water gasping) Alright, now what's the plan?
  • Alexus: We hit him with the depixelizer ray. We need to distract him while I charge it up!
  • Ginormica: Leave it to the giant Lodgers! (She, Willie, and Insectasaurus grow large)
  • Plankton: OH, NOW IT'S A GIANT PARTY!! LITERALLY!!
  • Susan: And would you believe, a giant microscopic creature is the second weirdest giant monster I fought today?
  • Willie: We're gonna kick your butt small again!
  • Plankton: OH REALLY?!? WELL TRY DOING THAT WHILE NOT KNOWING THE PAIN LOBSTERS AND CRABS GO THOUGH AT FANCY RESTAURENTS!! (He fires his laser eye as Willie shielded them with his magic)
  • Willie: Duh, nice try!
  • Plankton:... Okay, time to get physical then! Karen always said I could use some exercise! (They fought as Alexus came out in a depixelizer cannon)
  • Alexus: Alright! Let's do this-
  • ???: Sorry, but this level isn't gonna be concluded that easy, wise guys! (Karen appeared as an Onicronized war machine)
  • Bagheera: Oh, you cannot be serious!!!
  • Karen: Oh, like you expected Vi-Tor to not cover all his bases. Certainly better than how my husband does it!
  • Ralph:... He's married to an artificial intelligence?
  • Nick: Hah! No robo!
  • Karen: Oh, mock my marriage huh? Well I was only gonna waste you people because it's Vi-Tor's will, but now you made it personal! It's time to die!
  • Skipper: We don't have TIME to die. (She fired her cannons as the heroes, via Deadpool's control, fought her off long enough for the ray to charge)
  • Alexus: FIRE IN THE HOLE!!! (She fired and Plankton was turned back to normal as his electric antenna was cut of its control on everything as his damage was undone)... DIRECT HIT!
  • Plankton and Karen were normal now!
  • Plankton: "...... Karen, what happened?"
  • Karen: "Well judging that I suddenly have some memory files missing, my best guess' that the mastermind behind the Omicron game characters being let out may involve the main ataginest of the games taking control of the villain teams, if us being here is an indication."
  • Plankton: "Well, actselly yes, I do remember seeing Junjie in the middle of another stupid scheme, when I'm suddenly attacked by the Lougers' silly characters. Well, I hope that's the highlight of my humiliation toda- (Gets trapped in a jar while Karen gets disabled with a zapper)...... I hate it when I spoke things too soon."
  • Mermaid Man and Barnicle Boy arrived!
  • Mermaid Man: "HAVE NO FEAR, CITIZENS, MERMAID MAN AND BARNICLE BOY ARE-..... Uh, Barnicle Boy, where's the monster?"
  • Barnacle Boy: "(Sees the Lougers)... Yup, just as I suspected, the Lougers already had it covered. (Quietly) Things like that are why we retired."
  • Icky: "Hey, if it helps, at least you're here to keep an eye on Plankton and his Wife Simulator while we'll likely randomly pop away anytime now."
  • Ralph: "And good timing too, because a world called "Mugshotra" has a problem to add to its long list of dilemmas. (Deadpool activated the level summary) The Thug Tug Thugs have appeared in the Villains Channel Station and have infected the stations' current leader with Pixilumium. Now, a "Lord Tele-Viser" is using his channels to cause Omicron's Sindred City inhabitance to appear amassed in Mugshotra."
  • (Icky): ".... Ya know, tecnecally that's not as bad as it should be, cause Mugshotra is already filled with crime."
  • (Lord Shen): "But now it will also have a newly added problem of Pixilumium! We must go there and correct it!"
  • Deadpool selects Mugshotra.

Mugshotra

  • The Heroes have now appeared in a Mugshotra city, as now, the Mugshotra thugs are seen having a gang war with the Sindred City enemies!
  • Icky: "Awww, crap! Mugshotra and Sindred are having an epic criminal war!"
  • Lord Shen: "Well in one hand, it's good that these lowlifes didn't automatically befriended eachother, but at the same time, their conflict would be dangerious to traverse as both sides are enemies to us."
  • Ralph: "Not to mention that if Vi-Tor is able to build something to have Lord Tele-Viser to spread Pixilumium influence across the planet, a crime war's the least of our worries. We need to find the Villains Channel Station."
  • Nick: Wouldn't that be it right there? (They see a giant Omicronized tower with the Villains Channel logo on it)
  • Fidget: (His jaw dropped wildly)...
  • Sparx:... YOU F***!!!
  • Shrek: I spy something beginning with phallic. Do you think maybe the lead thug's compensating for something?
  • Patrick: What's he compensating for?
  • Shrek: I don't know, his low self-esteem?
  • Patrick: That doesn't sound phallic... Whatever that means.
  • Shrek: Picture that tower inside your head. Now picture it inside the thug leader's pants... And much smaller. (Patrick shrieks like a girl)
  • Icky: "Oh great, you traumatized Patrick, Shrek. And you didn't even need to pull out those nasty memes about you."
  • Shrek: "Can we NOT bring those into this?"
  • Donkey: "I DOUBLE THAT! I'm allergic to those since Deadpool's little tease."
  • Ralph: "We need a safe route to the Villains Channel station to bypass that gang war."
  • Alexus: Lucky for you, I have just the thing. (She summons a giant all-terrain jeep) Say hello to our honey, the Terriklon.
  • Patrick: Hello, the Terriklon. My name is Patrick and these are my fri- (Banzai hits him with a rock) You're welcome!
  • Ralph: Now this vehicle can carry 16 people at a time, but it's a powerful fighter that Alexus has been tuning up.
  • Nick: That lady sure knows how to pimp a ride.
  • Ralph: But while it's not our only vehicle, it is one of the strongest. 10 of you can join us while we scout the area for a passage. The rest of you can keep anything else from posing an obstacle.
  • Icky: "So, who gets to be on the ride?"
  • Gazelle: "It's gonna have to be those that best master vehicles."
  • Ralph: "Well, I can always pick out-"
  • A voice: "FIRE IN THE HOLE?!"
  • A stray rocket launcher projectile was seen heading for the group, as everyone was forced to dodge under a quick time event that lead to the car BLOWING up!
  • Icky: "..... And like that, there goes the car segment."
  • Ralph: ".... Aw nuts. Bad news team. I think this gang war's too chaotic for any vehicle to survive out here. And just going through all that is diffidently out of the question. We'll have to improvise and just try to sneak around the fight instead."
  • Iago: "Can't you just conjure up another car?!"
  • Ralph: "Can't. It was expensive and costed us half our score. (Points to the Score Counter) See? That car, costed points. We won't be able to get the high score if he spend too much all willy nilly."
  • Lord Shen: "...... Okay, not capitalising on going after Vi-Tor back in the Dragon Realms because of being the "First Level" I'm willing to pardon, BUT THIS?! You seriously can't conjure up another car because it would cost points?! AND FOR A SILLY HIGH SCORE?!"
  • Alexus: "Hey, it's not just that. (Brings out the price tag selection) Have you even seen the prices of these things?"
  • The car was seen being worth 10000 points.
  • Mr. Krabs bugged eyed!
  • Sandy: ".... Well, that's, apparently a thing."
  • Icky: "Well can't we just grind for more points then? I mean, we are in a middle of a gang war and that those Sindred guys are from your game, sooooo."
  • Silence.
  • Team Scattergood quickly armed themselves.
  • Ralph: "Grind session it is, team."
  • Deadpool: (He jumps in as an avatar played by himself) GRIND?!? HAHA, NOW YOU'RE TALKING MY LANGUAGE!!!
  • Boss Wolf: DEADPOOL?!
  • Deadpool: Yeah, I'm playing as myself, BIIIITCH!!! Now I get to grind credits for a new Terriklon with yall!!! Isn't that fun?!
  • Ethan:......
  • Icky: You'll get used to it. Just roll with it.
  • Deadpool: SOMEBODY PLAY MY SECOND MOVIE TRAILER MUSIC!!!!
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LL Cool J - Mama Said Knock You Out

  • Deadpool: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!! (He went in slicing people up)
  • Icky: "(To Audience) Don't worry folks, in thanks to video game logic, those that aren't the Sindred Guys, who would go back to the Omicron game, like we said before, will be respawned like nothing happen. Just let him have his fun, he rarely gets our permission to waste people like that."
  • Alexus: Ick, I think they get it.
  • Icky: Well sometimes the audience can't remember the details, tootsie pop. Besides, it's nice to give a disclaimer anyway incase any ethicists were to complain about Deadpool icing thugs. Just help him get credits, will ya?
  • Alexus: "Okay okay, yeesh, no need to be nasty about it, gosh!"
  • Icky: (They fought them and picked up all the credits they spilled and the music continued as they gained enough credits to summon another Terriklon as Team Scattergood, SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, Icky, the Penguins, Sam and Max jumped in and zoomed off while Deadpool jumped away while the real Deadpool took control of the Terriklon as they plowed through the riot) WHY ARE WE RUNNING THROUGH THE CROWD?!?
  • (Deadpool): "Hey, this is a lawless planet anyway, and they'll respawn. Besides, ain't like they'll stop fighting with us in the way."
  • Tiffany: Well it's gross.
  • Bryson: SAYS YOU!!! AH LOOOOVE BLOOD AND GORE!!!
  • Private: Well we don't!
  • Sandy: Ugh, disgusting. But at least we're gettin' somewhere. (They drove through comically until they smashed through the wall of the tower and took out their guns)
  • Max: FREEZE, SQUARES!!! WE'RE PACKING HEAT!!!!
  • Nick:... Nobody's here.
  • Ralph: And this place may be booby-trapped.
  • (Deadpool): (Chuckles) You said 'booby'.
  • (YB Deadpool): AND 'traps'.
  • Skipper: Will you shut your boobies, you boobs? We need to get to that thug leader. And we need to be VEEEEEEEEEERY quiet-
  • ???: HEEEEEEY!!!
  • Skipper: Okay, we clearly need to be quieter than that. (They were surrounded by The Thug Tug thugs)... Well they're fish anyway-
  • Kowalski: CAN WE NOT?!?
  • Ralph: Where is your leader?
  • Alexus: AND Tele-Visar?!
  • Thug #1: WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW?!
  • Patrick: Yeah, that's why we asked.
  • Sandy: Goddammit, Patrick!
  • Thug #1: Well he's chillaxing at the- HEY!! I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU ANYTHING!!!
  • Gazelle got a sudden idea.
  • Gazelle: "(Seductive) Oh really boys? (Gets the Thugs attention) Your not sharing your leader's location? Aww, that makes me sad."
  • Thug 2: "...... VICTOR'S WITH TELE-VISIER IN THAT FREAKY TV OFFICE THING TALKING ABOUT THE PLANS FOR MAKING A PIXILUMIUM STATiLIGHT TO DIGITISED THE UNIVERSE FASTER?!"
  • ???: "AW THANKS ALOT, YOU VIRGINS?!"
  • Victor, the Thug Tug Boss Leader, was seen with an Omicronised Body!
  • Victor: ".... ON FUTURE NOTICE, I'M MAKING SURE YOU GUYS START DATING ON VILL-LOVE.COM! NOW GO AND START TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY?!"
  • Sandy: ".... Good attempt though, Gazelle."
  • Gazelle: "Well, we got their leader out in front, at least."
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The Spongebob Movie Game Music - Bubble Blowing Baby Hunt

  • The Thugs charged as a battle ensued!
  • YB Deadpool: "So, is this like a mini-boss or an enemy wave?"
  • WB Deadpool: "Or both."
  • (Deadpool): Could be both. Now let's kick some bubble butt!!
  • Patrick: We've taken these guys before. No problem.
  • Sandy: If by that, you mean trying to avoid getting a beating from the first time you encountered each other, then yeah, I doubt that's encouraging.
  • After an eventual battle, the Thug Tug Thugs were congured.
  • Ethan: There. These clowns are out of the way. Now, let's find Tele-Viser and get this over with. (They attacked as Deadpool guided them around)
  • SpongeBob: Geez, how big did Vi-Tor make this place? It looks identical to the Thug Tug in our movie video game, needlessly extended internally for the sake of a playable level.
  • Gilda: Eh, doesn't matter. We'll get through it. (They went through similar levels including button-activated platforms over pits of deadly pixellanium or lava, smashing through weak floors, rebounding projectiles, and even the disco ball sector) GEEZ, WHO DESIGNED THIS PLACE?! (Fidget was about to answer) It was rhetorical, Fidget! (They finally made it after more traversing the tower and its obstacles)
  • SpongeBob: Ah, this is the life. Saving the UUniverses one hapless soul at a time.
  • Squidward: Yeah it's definitely a game... BECAUSE THAT WAS A QUOTE FROM YOUR MOVIE GAME!!!
  • Gilda: Who cares? We got Tele-Viser right where we want him!
  • ???: "Au contraire, friends. (The Top of the Tower suddenly turned into an arena.) What kind of a Mugshotrian Businessman would I be if I never prepared for hero trouble?"
  • Tele-Visor's advisers and helpers appeared randomly, as a giant almost familiar tv monster form rose from the ground, it is Tele-Visor given an Omicron make-over.
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Newsies (Original Broadway Cast Recording) - 4. The Bottom Line

Lord Tele-Viser's Introduction Song

  • Icky: "..... Dude, did you REALLY needed to sing that?"
  • Tele-Viser: "Hey now, I just figured I get to do a little song and dance number.... To make it the last one you'll ever get?! (The Boss Battle Music started to play as his staff began producing electricity) Now how's about an all-access pass straight into HEAVEN, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN?!"
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The Simpsons Hit & Run Soundtrack - Cell-Outs

Tele-Viser's Boss Theme

  • YB Deadpool: "OH, THE SIMPSONS HIT & RUN!? That game was great! Too bad that graphically, it hasn't aged too well."
  • WB Deadpool: "To be fair, neither has the show itself nowadays."
  • YB and WB Deadpools: "AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
  • Tele-Viser: Hey hush up! Don't think that the owner of a well reknown underground TV channel wasn't blessed with the power of knowing beyond the forth wall, ninja boy! We'll see you keep that attitude when I have your butts killed and have the whole thing published on the VC.
  • (Deadpool): We were going to say the same thing about you. Crazy TV robot destroyed in the hands of misfit heroes controlled by super sexpot mercenary. Story at 11:00!
  • Tele-Viser: Keep talking! (He aimed his electric staff) It makes things easier to hit!
  • Icky: "So, I guess this is technically us getting even with you for your part in exposing Celestia's skeletal closet, buddy."
  • Lord Shen: "Oh I am espeically unfond of you for that, you giant television beast of unindiscribale origin, hence why my opportunity to have you harmed, Vi-Tor's doing or not, shall be very satisfying."
  • Tele-Visor: "Well, someone has grudge issues."
  • Lord Shen: That can't exactly be helped with what you had pulled?! You played a role in nearly costing Equestria of Celestia! You can hide behind how the Professor got you to forsake Qui the moment the severity of your actions have awoken you all you want! But I know you mainly did it to protect Villains Channel from scrutanity, not entirely out of remorse. That's why, I have longed for any excuse to combat you myself one day since that incident. And you becoming a pawn of Vi-Tor? More perfect then I can ever imagine. The fact you are a use to him to digifying the universe is mainly just an excuse to confront you at all. Now let's see what you've got!
  • Tele-Visor: With PLEASURE! (He fires everything he had as the music continued and Deadpool QTEs them around)
  • Spyro: (He and Cynder fired their breaths at him, Shrek and Patrick tossed things at him, SpongeBob and Sandy rebounded projectiles, and Team Scattergood attacked and tried to remove the pixellanium from his system)
  • Alexus: (Spots a purple shining battery) Ah-HA! Guys! He's being powered by a PXM-20 battery. One of Vi-Tor's best pixellanium batteries. We have to remove it!
  • Bryson: Way ahead of you! (He fired his cannon as it distracted Tele-Visor as he was walking towards him and the heroes were able to remove the battery as he threw the cannon breaking it to pieces) SALLY, NOOOOO!!!
  • (Deadpool): (Scoffs) That cannon is named Sally? Somebody REALLY needs a Tinder account.
  • Icky: "Oh like you have more calmer reaction to when your weapons go bust, Wade!"
  • (Deadpool): ".... Touché."
  • Tele-Visor was turned to normal without the battery, but because he lacked a battery, was still de-activated. As an effect, Tele-Visors' stooges were turned back to normal as well.
  • Chizibelle: "(Sees the defeated Tele-Visor).... AW CRUD, THE BOSS IS WITHOUT A BATTERY?! QUICK?! WE NEED TO GET HIM TO THE BATTERY STATION?!"
  • Strex: "BUT WHAT THE HECK EVEN HAPPENED?!"
  • Widdy: "Well, I kinda remember Mugshotra having a part with that Junjie guy's pirated game operation with Omicron, then the Omicron Characters started to run among, then the Thug Tug Gang started to act weird and ambushed us in the station, then next thing we know, we're out here and the boss is batteryless!"
  • Webber: "WE'LL WORRY ABOUT WHAT OCCURED, LATER?! RIGHT NOW, THE BOSS NEED HELP?!"
  • Walker: "No doubt about that!"
  • The Stooges rush in and began dragging Tele-Visor away.
  • Ralph: "..... Let's not worry about them. They have little ability to be a real concern to us in any which way, now that they're free of Vi-Tor's influence. And because we have a bigger concern to attend with."
  • Deadpool opened up the summery.
  • (Ralph): "(As in the summery) Some unaffected villains were reported to have captured an Omicronised Agent of Vi-Tor, named "Medusa", in the swamp planet Poi-Son, and now this group plans to uncover the Pixilumium's secrets to figure out how to control Vi-Tor."
  • (Icky): "More like giving him an idea who to infect next."
  • (Ralph): "That's not all. A powerful scarlet-colored dragon was sighted there, along with two cyber-connected birds."
  • (Lord Shen): "Oh bother, looks like Alister and Jasmine must've taken a vacation to Poi-Son."
  • (Cynder): "Wait..... Scarlet Dragon?..... OH NO?! MOTHER!?"
  • (Deadpool): "OH, SUSPENSE?! (Presses select)."

Poi-Son

  • The Heroes have appeared in Poi-Son, as they see that everything has been Omicronised to become similar to the alien jungle in Rick and Morty Whirly-Dirly Conspiracy, filled with mutated monsters identical to Hank's monsters, pixellanium swamps and geysers, and in the far distence, Hank Spooner's old lab is seen restored and bigger than ever.
  • Lord Shen: ".... Obviously Medusa already did some damage before these unaffected villains captured her."
  • Cynder: "Guys, I think my mother is the scarlet dragon captured!"
  • Sparx: Yeah, we kinda guessed, Ms. Obvious.
  • Spyro: Sparx, can you go one day without being a smart-aleck?
  • Icky: "Well in that case, who wants to bet that it's Professor Eagle-Freak and the gang deciding to show up in a bad time once more?"
  • Sandy: "Well since I can see that Hank's old lab is restored, it's all but a forgone conclusion. Hank's bad enough on his own, but him with pixellanium? I can only imagine the horrors he could make!"
  • Icky: "But that just leaves one thing: What's Qui doing here?"
  • Cynder: Don't call her that anymore.
  • Icky: I know I know, her name's Quidilin now, it's just Qui has a more, brand recognition quality to it. Just, roll with it, okay?
  • Cynder: ".... (Sighs), At least you do acknowledge the name. She said she was visiting for Mother's day."
  • Spongebob: "D'awww, that's sweet.... Though, I thought that was a few more weeks away.
  • Deadpool's voice: "Well technically, it's may now-"
  • Icky: "The story got started in April, Deadpool. So pretend that everything still in that time."
  • Cynder: She's taking a vacation around Mother's Day. I'm just worried since I'm still connecting with her.
  • Sparx: Well, are you just going to stand there and let Hank twist her up with his sick worm experiments?
  • Cynder: "That's the thing. It might not be Hanks worms."
  • Alex: Well let's not stand around and share fear stories! Let's go! (Tremors were heard as a combination of the Piranhaconda, Whalewolf, Pteracuda, Dinoshark, The Host Monster, Placid Crocodiles, and the Bering Sea Beasts came out of the contaminated water, letting out a roar and breathing purple pixellanium fire)... Are.....
  • Marty:... YOU KIDDIN' ME?!?
  • Tiffany: Unfortunately, no.
  • Melman: "OH WHAT IS IT WITH POI-SON BEING FILLED WITH SY-FY REFERENCES?!"
  • Icky: "Yup, I think this is the fan service episode."
  • Monster: (Familiar voice) YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED, LODGERS!!!
  • Spyro:... Is that Crocovore?
  • Trixie: You mean that big-armed former henchcroc of Hank? THAT'S him? What did they DO to hi- (They dodged in a QTE) BLAAH?!
  • Crocovore: THAT'S RIGHT, MISFITS!!! AND I'M MORE POWERFUL THAN EVER!!!
  • Iago: "Something tells me Hank already got to messing with the pixel stuff!"
  • Nick: Well either that, or Vi-Tor got way over his head at this point.
  • Alexus: Let's worry more about changeing him back. (They fought as this music played)
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Scaler OST - Bootcamps Lair

  • Icky: JESUS' LUCKY MARY MOTHER, HOW JACKED DID VI-TOR MAKE THIS GUY?!?
  • Sandy: Or Hank.
  • Icky: Meeeh, looks more like V's work.
  • Dormouse: Or both.
  • March Hare: "Well let's not forget that Hank and the Professor are after the Pixiliumium, so, it could be more along the lines of Vi-Tor just have the purple stuff here and Hank being the one to-"
  • Crocovore: ROOOOAAARRRRR!!!
  • Iago:... DID, YOU SERIOUSLY, JUST YELL ROA- (They dodged pixellanium fire) WHOA THAT'S HOT!!!
  • Icky: "Still, kinda random of this guy to yell "Roar" like that."
  • Crocovore: GET OUT HERE!!! I JUST WANNA PLAY!!!
  • Sparx: NICE TRY, UGLY!!! (Crocovore attacked in their direction)... Oh, me and my oversized mouth.
  • ???: NEPHEW!!!! (Jetstorm came down along with another Evenroute-style dragonfly and a Carolina anole)
  • Sparx: UNCLE JET?!?
  • Jetstorm: LOOK OUT!! (They dodged another pixellanium fire blast)
  • Crocovore: COME OUT HERE AND FIGHT LIKE A STOCK CHARACTER IN A MONSTER MOVIE!!!... Which is essentially a man as far as Syfy is concerned.
  • Anole: Not so fast, Crocamile!
  • Crocovore: Welly-well-well, if it isn't Avery Greene. Poi-Son's non-meta Deadpool!
  • Anole (Avery): Yeah, sure, go with that! Crocamile, you gotta get a hold of yourself. You- (Crocavore roared in his face as the other dragonfly was pushed into bushes)
  • Dragonfly: ("Yeesh, I don't know what's worse! His halitosis, or his ugly face!")
  • Avery: Dorado, let me handle this! (Takes out sci-fi pistols as Deadpool briefly took control of him and the music continued into its second part)
  • (Deadpool): Huh? I'm playing as the new guy?... Well, not like I would get another chance! (He plays as him and easily disabled much of Crocovore's abilities)
  • Gilda:... Who's this guy?
  • Jetstorm: That's Avery Greene. He was a former experiment of Hank before becoming a semi-immortal vigilante along with his little dragonfly friend Dorado.
  • Frank: You mean the guy who looks like Evenroute?
  • Jetstorm: What, you see any other dragonfly around here?
  • Sparx: Uncle Jet, no need for sarcasm.
  • Crocovore: (He breathed pixellanium on Avery's left arm and left leg as he detached them and grew them back)
  • (YB Deadpool): OH THAT IS HARDCORE!!!
  • (WB Deadpool): Deadpool does that just as much.
  • (YB Deadpool): Hey, we don't see that kinda healing factor very often.
  • Crocovore: THERE'S THINGS EVEN YOUR HEALING CAN'T SAVE YOU FROM!! (He continued fighting him until he turned Avery into a complete pixellanium monster similar to the Troglodytes of Sea Beast)... I AM 111% DONE!! (The final music segment played as Crocovore roared at the top of his lungs trying to tackle a single hero as they dodged in QTEs until Crocovore finally fell into a trap set by Alexus)
  • Alexus: Boo! (She fired her pixellanium ray as it changed him back to normal)
  • Dorado: ("UGH! THAT WAS JUST ANNOYING!!! Glad the idiot's back to normal.")
  • Crocovore: Uuuhhhgh!... Guys! You did it!
  • Benny: Yeah we did, because we're awesome. Now, what did Hank and/or Vi-Tor do that to you for?
  • Crocovore: Well, to act as a kind of guard dog for the new facility. You're lucky I'm the only one who knows how to sneak in. And by sneak in, I mean...

Later...

  • Crocovore: BREAK IN!!! (He smashed them into the facility)
  • Hank and the others were surprised by that!
  • Professor Eagle-Beak: "CONFOUND IT, SPOONER, YOU SAID THAT IDIOTIC CROCADILIAN CAN BE TRUSTED!?"
  • Hank: "I figured he would've, professor! It shouldn't've been easy for the misfits to cure Croco of my new Pixel-Serum from the pixel stuff!"
  • Avery: "Well, ya made the mistake of forgetting about me, Hank!"
  • Hank: "..... And, you are?"
  • Silence.......
  • Avery: "...... Avery Greene? One of your old test subjects back in the day?"
  • Hank: "I kinda knew alot of old test subjects here, ya gonna have to be specific."
  • Avery: "SPEFIIFC?! Wha-, you, you once gave me a serum that gave me my powers that allowed me to escape the lab?"
  • Hank: "I kinda had a problem with escaped lab subjects, you need to be more clear on that."
  • Avery: ".... (Deadpan) I was the guy who drew your head on a penis on your bedroom door that one time?"
  • Hank gasps dramatically?!
  • Hank: "SUBJECT PX13!?"
  • Avery: "It's AVERY! And FINALLY I got your attention?!"
  • Hank: "I NEVER THOUGHT YOU WOULD'VE AVOIDED BEING DE-MUTANTED BY THE GALACTIC FEDERATION?!"
  • Avery: "Wellll, if it was possible for Bertha to made it from that, then, I think it's not that much of a stretch that not everything got de-mutanted as greatly as you would think those years ago."
  • Hank: "YOU LEAVE BERTHA OUT OF THIS?!"
  • Celsius: "Oh nice one, lizard. You reopened old wounds."
  • Gazelle: "Wait, who's Bertha?"
  • Sandy: "Long story, not a good time to talk about."
  • Quidilan: "(Seen inside an exhibit) AHEM! If everyone was done with fooling around, some help would be dearly appreciated."
  • Professor Eagle-Beak: "You will not take back Qui so easily! Not after I am close to uncovering this pixel-stuff's secrets?! And how to bring Vi-Tor to my control and quell this problem for you!"
  • Cynder: "And use the Pixilumium to get Qui back to your side? Not a chance."
  • Ralph: "Besides, professor. All you'll succeed in is getting Vi-Tor's attention towards you and the dragon."
  • Xerxes: "I think you'll find that we're more capable to keep control of things than you think. Don't believe us? Then ask the foul mutant that was fouling up this planet! (Presses a button that entraps the heroes in an arena-like enclosure, as they find that arising from the ground, was a large Madam Medusa mutanted by Pixilumium to have Brutus and Nero for arms!) You're likely here to hunt down this sad monstrosity, were you? Well, we already have an example from its wretched body and have no further need for it, other than to slow you down! Now, we shall evacuate Qui from this place, so she doesn't have to be a mother to watch her child suffer at the hand-jaws, (Med-Bru-Ero broke free of it's chains and roared!), of this sorry beast. We, shall make our leave. (Professor Eagle-Beak Teleports Qui out of the enclosure and the group proceeded to leave with her)."
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Spongebob Battle for Bikini Bottom music - Industrial Park

Med-Bru-Ero Boss Theme

  • (WB Deadpool)l: "GOOD GRIEF, AND I THOUGHT THE MONSTERS OF BENDY AND THE INK MACHINE WERE HARD TO LOOK AT, BUT THIS BITCH?! SHE ALMOST MAKES BAD ALICE ANGEL LOOK COMPLETELY SEXY?!"
  • (YB Deadpool): "Technically, Bad Alice Angel is hot looking, minus the zombie motif on where a second cheek should be."
  • Cynder: "We need to get this creature out of the way quick enough so we can save mother from Eagle-Beak!"
  • Icky: "Assuming this doesn't turned into a contrived plotpoint that we weren't suppose to save Qui for the sake of a big plan later down the road?!"
  • Med-Bru-Ero: AAAAAAAHHHHHNNNNNNNKKKKKKKK!!!!
  • Iago:... Wow, is that really all you can say? (MBE smacked him to a wall)
  • Crocovore: Alright, you ugly old hag! This is going to get physical! YAAAAAA- (MBE grabs his giant arm with Medusa-like tentacle hair as her crocodile arms tried to eat him)... Eaten by another crocodile. Ugh, the ironic cannibalism!
  • Icky: "Too be fair, they are pretty much a formed mutant now, so it's not like it could be helped."
  • Avery: HEY UGLY!!! (He fired his guns at her as she reflects the blasts with her hair and retreats into pixellanium water)
  • Crane: I feel like she shouldn't be in there! (MBE came out in a more traditional Medusa-like form, purple skin, diamond eyes, a giant crocodilian tail, and more monstrous hair roaring)..... YA KNOW, I KINDA HAVE TO HATE BEING RIGHT ON THIS?!
  • Mantis: I would have to side with ya- (MBE smashed him into a wall) EEEEEESS, OW!!!
  • Mushu: F*** it! Let's beat her traditionally. FIREWORKS! (Takes a rocket out and lights a fire stick) LIGHT ME! (Sparx did that as MBE rebounds the firework as it exploded in his face)... Ow!
  • MBE: AANNNNNNNNHHHHHNNNKKK!!! (She uses her diamond eyes to turn Tiffany into diamond)
  • Chi Fu: HOLY CHINESE GODS, SHE TURNED TIFFANY INTO DIAMOND!!!
  • Skipper: Well, admittingly, that's a new take for the gorgon medusa mythos. (Tiffany then became an Omicron diamond monster).... That's, also, a new take.
  • Kowalski: And of course she becomes one of the diamond monsters of the game.
  • MBE: AAAAAHKKK!!! (Diamond Tiffany attacks with diamond shards as everyone dodged in QTEs and fought her into unconsciousness as they approached MBE)... Ahhhnk!!
  • Ralph: You did NOT wanna do that, monster!!
  • MBE: AAAAAHHNK!!! (She retreated into the pixellanium)
  • Alexus: Pixel ray?
  • Ralph: Pixel ray. (MBE came out an even bigger monster with tentacles that tried to attack until Alexus put up a force field protecting the ray as MBE roared)
  • Frank: WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!!
  • Krebs: Oh, hush up, we're not going to die!
  • Frank: "WELL FORGIVE MY LACK OF CONFIDENCE IN THE SURVIVABLITY OF THIS SITUATION?!"
  • Cynder: "We have to try guys, or else, The Professor will get away with my mother!"
  • Icky: "Yeah, and become a contrived needless secondary problem in an already huge problem!"
  • Cynder stared annoyed at Icky....
  • Icky: ".... And because it would be terrible if either the Professor manages to re-corrupt Qui, or worse."
  • Skipper: "But still, Icky has a good point. Vi-Tor on his own is a big enough problem. We don't need to contend with Eagle-Beak messing with the Pixilumium as well! We need to disabled him!"
  • Kowalski: "You mean as soon as WE ESCAPE OUR CURRENT PREDICTERMENT?!"
  • Skipper: Yes! Yes I do. (They fought to protect the ray as MBE tried to reach it)
  • Med-Bru-Erus roared angerly!
  • Alexus: "Good grief, she is one easily irritable bitch?!"
  • Cynder: "Kinda why she's my second least favorite person from the league!"
  • Icky: Aside from being a greedy two-timer?
  • Cynder:...... Yes?
  • MBE: RAAAAHHHHKKKKK!!!!!
  • Alexus: Just hold on a little longer!
  • Ethan: WHAT IS A LITTLE LONGER?!?
  • Alexus: LOOK, I'M A GENIUS, NOT AN OMNIPOTENT!!!!
  • Ralph: Let's just lay off her and let her do her job!!
  • Banzai: Yeah, let's be more focused on the giant Medusa Medusa!
  • Shenzi: (As Ethan was turned into a diamond monster, along with Po, Willie, and Jumba) OKAY, THIS IS GETTING OUTTA HAND NOW!!!
  • Shenzi: ME TOO!! HURRY WITH THE RAY, LADY!!!
  • Alexus: DON'T F*****G RUSH ME!!! (The ray charges to 90%)
  • MBE: AAAHHHKKK!!!
  • Bryson: Alright, that does it! (He tries to take out his cannon only to find it was still broken)... Aw, that's right.
  • Iago: PLEASE tell me you don't need credits for that!
  • Bryson: Credits make our world go round, don't think anything even in your own creation is free!
  • Icky: Goddamn it, guys!
  • Dr. Cockroach: Oh so it's OUR fault that happened! Screw off!
  • MBE: EEEHHHNNNKKKK-
  • Everyone: SHUT UP!! (They were smacked around by her)
  • Icky: (Dubbed as Nostalgia Critic) Here's an idea: Stop insulting the monsters or rulers of darkness! That'll getcha ahead in life.
  • Alexus: AaaaaAAAND done! (The ray was fully charged)
  • Ralph: THEN FIRE ALREADY!!! (He was pinned down by Diamond Tiffany)
  • Alexus: Alright, Medusa Thing, prepare to meet your- (She was turned to diamond at the exact moment she flicked the switch as the ray fired)
  • MBE: AAAEEEEEHHHHKKKKK!!! (Medusa, Brutus and Nero were back to normal and so were their victims as Tiffany was embarrassed of being in a romantic pose while fighting Ralph as Alexus got angry in jealousy)
  • Medusa:... What just happened?
  • Ralph: Vi-Tor happened.
  • Nick: Your crocodiles were your hands, girl!
  • Willie: And you could turn us to diamond monsters!
  • Medusa: ".... It's, not too late to apologize, is it?"
  • Silence....

Later.

  • Medusa was humorously left hanging on a pole.
  • Cynder: "Okay, now that she's settled with, let's go save mother!"

Hank's Lab's Ship Bay.

  • Eagle-Beak's group finally made it to the ship bay.
  • Eagle-Beak: "Finally we made it! Although we could've gotten here sooner if a certain SOMEONE didn't made us wait for an extended bathroom break!"
  • Jerky: "Hey come on, that burrito breakfast was coming back with a vengeance, man!"
  • Eagle-Beak: "Whatever. Point is, we managed to escape perfectly- (A pixel portal appeared as the group were freaked out) DAH?!"
  • Vi-Tor came out, and was able to get a stable form thanks to the amount of pixilumium here.
  • Vi-Tor: "..... Yes, it works. I have a stable form. My pixelization is working! (Looks at Eagle-Beaks' group) Even inspite of your.... Rude interference for my agent for this planet."
  • Eagle-Beak: "..... I see you must be Viral Vi-Tor, of the fame of the Lougers' little video game."
  • Hank: "Yeah, the game features some of us!"
  • Eagle-Beak: "AHEM?! LET ME SPEAK, HANK?! (Back to Vi-Tor) I must apologies for interfering with one of your attempts in attaining a stable form in our reality, Vi-Tor, it wasn't meant to be an inconvenience to you. I only meant to master your Pixilumium to not just help me in restoring my daughter's faith and love in me, but I hope I would quell your rampent ways of achieving a physical form that only risks arousing the heroes! Join me instead, and I'll help you archive a physical form without contaminating worlds with the Pixilumium!"
  • Vi-Tor: "(Scoffs), Oh, I see.... You're pretty much like my dad. You're one of those well-intentioned megalomanic types that only cause the world trouble because they believed to be wronged by those that do not understand their line of thinking!"
  • Narcotic: ".... Yup, he's a by-product of the Lougers' mindsets alright."
  • Eagle-Beak: "I theorized he is only being this stubborn to reason with is because he is still trapped in his programming as a video-game boss. If I can be able to tab further into him, I can give him true sentience and free him from this radical behavior."
  • Vi-Tor suddenly wraps around Eagle-Beak and grabs Quidilen!
  • Vi-Tor: "Buddy, if you're gonna plan to control me, don't speak it out loud."
  • Celsius: "Ain't that just like a louger-byproduct to mock us when we make a mistake like that!"
  • Eagle-Beak: "UGGHH?! I AM SENSING IT IS  NOT JUST PROGRAMMING THAT IS MAKING HIM HARD TO WORK WITH?! YOU REEK OF DARKSPAWNIAN MEDDLING?! THAT, MIGHT BE HARDER FOR ME TO CLEANSE?!"
  • Vi-Tor: "Oh really, bucko? LIKE TO SEE YOU STILL TRY THAT AFTER A NICE PIXILUMIUM BATH?! (Flies off with the Professor and Qui towards Poi-Son's volcano!)"
  • Sing Jin Sue: "...... AND NEITHER OF US TRIED TO STOP THAT, WHY?!"
  • Blot: "Hey, given that he was powerful enough to completely shanghai the freaking villain teams into his mass-pixelsing of planets, do you really want to mess with a guy like that?!"
  • Sing Jin Sue: "The Professor said so himself! Something darker then Nefarious' virus is at play here! We need to get to that volcano!"
  • Hank: "But there's poison in there! Why the HECK did you think this planet is named "Poi-Son"?!"
  • Sing: Who cares? Let's just go and help them!
  • Hank: "But-"
  • Blot: "Oh get the anchor out of yer pants and grow a pair, will ya Freako?"

Volcano

  • Qui:... You do know we can fly, right?
  • Eagle-Beak: Indeed. It's like you're trying to kill a fish by drowning it.
  • Vi-Tor: "Oh, but haven't you noticed anything different about this lava?"
  • The Green Pixilised Lava was seen.
  • Vi-Tor: "This lava isn't made to kill you. It was meant, to give you two, the Omicron treatment."
  • Qui/Eagle-Beak: ".... We can still fly, genius."
  • Vi-Tor: "Fair point. Let me fix that. (They both were given wing restraints) They won't come off until you get the Omicron treatment.
  • Qui/Eagle-Beak: Oh, why did we have to say that? Uh, because it was true! Wow, I just answered my own question! No, I answered yours!
  • Vi-Tor: Yeesh! Glad I don't have any kind of kids... At least not platonically. Whatever. YOU TWO WILL JOIN MY NON-PLATONIC FAMILY!!! (The two NOW take Vi-Tor abit more seriously) So.... HAVE A NICE DIP?! (Drops the two as they scream!)"
  • Qui: "WORSE, MOTHER'S DAY, EVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!?"
  • Eagle-Beak: "IT'S APRILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL?!"
  • SPLASH?!
  • Vi-Tor: ".... And now to sit back, and watch the show."
  • Spyro: HEY!!! (He used his aether breath on Vi-Tor as he teleported away)
  • Vi-Tor: Wow, that almost took my head off. JK, that silly aether beam is amateur compared to my abilities. I can manipulate matter and molecules! Suck it!
  • Sparx: You're a f***!
  • Mantis: Did you seriously just call him a f***?
  • Vi-Tor: He did, you f***. It doesn't matter anyway. You're too late. Say hello... TO PIXELNESS QUI, AND PIXEL-BEAK!!!!.... Not all at once, though, this is kinda a one boss at a time sort'of deal.
  • Qui, now Omicronised, rose from the pixelized lava bigger and meaner then ever!
  • Pixelness Qui: "(BATTLE-CRY ROAR?!)"
  • Icky: "..... DEFFENTLY A FAN SERVICE EPISODE?!"
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Spyro 3 music Buzz's Dungeon

Pixilness Qui Boss Theme

  • Vi-Tor went to sit on a pixelized throne as he watches the battle about to start.
  • Cynder: "MOTHER, WAIT?! IT'S US?! IT'S ME?! YOUR DAUGHTER?!"
  • Gazelle: "I'm sorry Cynder, but I don't think Qui is herself at the moment!"
  • Sparx: "Looks like for Mother's Day, Cyns, your gift for her is to free her from being under the control of an escaped video game character!"
  • Eagle-Beak's followers were seen watching this from behind the scenes, playing it sneaky and letting the misfits contend with the battles while figuring out a way to get to Vi-Tor.
  • YB Deadpool: "HOW DRAMATIC, MOTHER AGAINST DAUGHTER ONCE MORE?!"
  • WB Deadpool: "I don't think that's helping much!"
  • (Deadpool): No poopy! Let's kick her butt! (He controls Cynder while fighting Pixelness Qui)
  • Vi-Tor: Heeheeheeheeheeheeheehee!!! Let's get ready to PIXELATE!!!... Note to self: Trademark a better line. (Cynder and Qui continue as Qui used flawless elemental abilities as she switched to pixellanium breath as one blast hit Icky's face turning it into the head of a Skybomber Stork)
  • Icky: RAAAAWWWWKK!!!
  • Vi-Tor: (Laughs as he spits out soda pop) WOW, THAT WAS AMAZING, OMG!!! AGAIN-AGAIN-AGAIN!!!
  • Cynder: WHY WOULD I- (She dodged a blast that turned Insectasaurus into a cute non-threatening alien-like butterfly)
  • Vi-Tor: (Laughs harder as he cried pixellanium) I CAN'T BREEEHEEHEEHEEATH!!!! STO-STOP!! Wait, no, this is classic!
  • Trigger: WILL YOU SHUT UP?!? Yeesh, and I thought Discord was annoying.
  • Vi-Tor: I SHARE PART OF HIS PERSONALITY, YOU KNOW!!!
  • Trigger: I SAID SHUT UP!!! (Cynder continued fighting Qui under Deadpool's control)
  • Professor Eagle-Beak's trope were still sneaking about, getting ever so closer to where Vi-Tor resides.
  • Skipper: "Okay team, time to initiate Operation: Mothers' Day Smackdown! Cynder may be strong, but she can't be able to hold Qui back forever! We need to put Qui in a position so we can free her from this influence."
  • Vi-Tor: I can hear yooooou!!! (He snaps and brings out Omicron robots that attack them)
  • Skipper: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
  • Vi-Tor: HEY, THIS IS FUN, AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO SPOIL MORE OF THE FUN THAN YOU ALREADY HAVE!! (Deadpool took control of them and used QTE to get them around the robots as Sandy lassoed at Qui until she burned the rope with her fire breath, only to be tackled by the Dactyls and pinned) NONONONONOOO!!! (Alexus put up a shield as Spyro uses the decorruption spell to turn her back to normal) YOU LITTLE SHOW POOPERS!!!!
  • Qui:... You guys saved me!
  • Cynder: Happy Early Mother's Day, Mom. (The two hugged)
  • Vi-Tor: Oooooooohhhh, ain't that just so sweet? BLAAAH!!! PIXEL BEEEEEEEEEAAAKKK!!!! (A gigantic monstrous purple mutant griffin Eagle-Beak came out snarling)
  • Qui: "OH GOSH, DAD?!"
  • Gilda: JIMINY H. CRICKET!!!
  • Baloo: HEY, DON'T SAY HIS NAME IN VAIN!!
  • Gilda: Oh, as if he hadn't gotten used to it by now.
  • Vi-Tor: TEAR THEIR INTESTINES OUTTA THEIR BUTTS!!!!
  • Iago: Eeeeeww- (Pixel Beak attacked as this music played)
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Spyro 3 music Sorceress's Lair

Pixel-Beak Boss Theme

  • Eagle-Beak's trope got closer.
  • Spyro: "Quidilen, you might want to find a safer place to take cover, we'll take this from here!"
  • Qui: Right! (She retreats as they took on Pixel-Beak who proved extremely invincible against them)
  • Batula: Egad! The lougers are having their tushies kicked!
  • Anima: Seems so. I could make peace with this.
  • Hank: Any bright ideas, mask-face?
  • Sing: Ugh! It would help more, if you don't sass me!
  • Blot: "How's about we bum-rush the serpent and threaten to open up his insides unless he turns the professor back to normal!"
  • Xerxes: "Pretty sure this Vi-Tor would be too powerful for your brand of tactics, ape."
  • Loogar: "So ya got a better idear?"
  • Stingn'bite: "Well it has to be a good one, cause one small mis-step and he would see us coming a mile away."
  • Jerky: "Hey, he's a program right? I know the perfect weapon! (Brings out a flashdrive). I'll hit him with this flashdrive filled with stuff infected with malware. That should screw him over."
  • Xerxes: Do I even need to ask where you got that?
  • Jerky: Stoled this from a basic scientist that had a computer infected with viruses. That's all ya needed to know.
  • Batula: Well then how do you intend on using it? It's a flash drive. It's been outdated for a while. And, yes he's a program, but it isn't like he has a port for you to stuff the thing in! Just throwing it at him isn't going to- (Jerky did that already as it easily turned Vi-Tor glitchy again)
  • Vi-Tor: AAAHHH!! Alri-i-i-i-ight, who has the ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-balls?!
  • Batula: "..... Well son of a gun."
  • Xerxes: WHAT KIND OF 'BASIC' SCIENTIST DID YOU STEAL THAT FLASH DRIVE FROM?!?
  • Jerky: Do you REALLY need to worry about that, Xerx? Just be glad it worked!
  • Vi-Tor saw the trope!
  • Vi-Tor: "HOW-OW-OW-OW-OW YOU DO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O THIS TO ME?! WHATEVER YOU HITTED ME WITH PUT MY STABLE FORM OUT OF WACK?! NOW NOT ONLY DO I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO BE CHECK FOR VIRUSES AND MALWARE, BUT I MIGHT NEED TO INCRI-I-I-I-ISES MY VIRTUALISATION PROCESS JUST TO MAINTAIN A STRONGER STABLE FORM?!"
  • Anima: "Well, nothing personally meant, you just kidnapped our leader and we needed to see if harming you would undo some effect you have on him."
  • Vi-Tor: "Well all you did was mes-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s up my stable form?! That wasn't very ni-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-ce!"
  • Hank: "Dude, we're villains, what did ya expect?"
  • Vi-Tor: ".... Yeah I kinda felt stupid for saying that nononpnpnpnpnpnpn now. But it was still douchey of y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-you! Just for that, you bunch are going to make it up for me heavillelelelelelelelelelelelelelely!"
  • Jerky regained his infected flash drive!
  • Jerky: "Up-upup! Easy there, snake-boy! Don't forget that we have an infected hard drive! We can use this to screw you over badly if we wanted to unless ya start playing nice with us, starting with turning the professor back to normal AND helping us with Qui!"
  • Vi-Tor: "..... Admittingly, I'm flattered by your ultimatum skills. You guys are good at being bad guys. But for now, it is at a personal inconvenience to me. A ver-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-ry personal inconvenience to me."
  • Jerky: "So what'll it be, Pixels?"
  • Vi-Tor: "..... Thing is, gentlemen and ladies, even if I wanted to, your boss is in the middle of keeping the misfits at bay. The minute I do that, they'll be free to come after both you and me. And be honest gang, you're not exactly on their like lists for dragging one of the Lougers' mother into this. Heroes are such fickle folk, aren't they, even whe-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-en you helped them?"
  • Hank: "Eh, the Professor will poof us out afterwords."
  • Vi-Tor: "But that's the thing-thing-thing-thiiiiiiiiiiing, what if when we got too caught up in this conversation, the misfits would've already knocked out your leader and disabled him?"
  • Blot: "The Professor be a tough sort, you turning him into a freak of nature notwithstanding! They have to pull off an epic stunt to-"
  • (Deadpool): EPIC STUNT TIIIME!!! (He QTEs the Lodgers into knocking him out and curing him)
  • Vi-Tor: You were say-say-say-saying?
  • Hank: Just get your ugly Tourette's butthole out of here!
  • Vi-Tor: (Going through the Cybervoid portal) You haven't seen the last of me- (The portal shuts and chokes him) AAHHK!! (He disappeared comically)
  • Jerky:... What a jerk.
  • Brandy: You all have a lot of consequences to pay.
  • Blot: WHAT DID WE DO?! BLAME THAT UGLY SNAKE GUY!!!
  • Sing: "Don't bother trying to point fingers at something else. They're obviously fickle about this. Let's just get the professor out of here and worry about Qui another day!"
  • Qui: I think not! If you think you're just going to leave, then you got another-
  • Xerxes: "I beg for your forgiveness Qui, (Pulls out a smokebomb) But we cannot afford a final defeat yet! (Tosses it and blinds everyone present) (When the smoke faded, The Unconjustus Eagle-Beak and trope are gone)..."
  • Qui: ".... (Sighs), My saga of father issues, continues."
  • Avery:... Thank you for your contributions, Lodgers. Any damage done will be taken care of in due time. President Hershberger and VP Watters will highly commend you for this.
  • Icky: Wait, this world has a president and vice-president now?... How, long have been away from the planet?
  • Iago: "If ya mean since the brief visit for our adventure with Axxus.... It was only awhile back, like maybe, some years back. But if you mean since we got Hank out of messing with the planet..... I would bet alot has changed since then."
  • Icky:..... We GOTTA come here more often.
  • Ralph: Well, we have more pressing matters at hand.
  • (Deadpool): I couldn't have said it better. (He selects the next level)
  • (Ralph): Computer? Give us what we got on Paradisa.
  • (Deadpool): Aside from a Lego Company lawsuit.
  • (Computer): In 22 AD, Paradisa's discovery of the wheel paved the first steps in renewable water-based power-
  • (Ralph): I meant RECENT history! (A comical gif of a giant Omicron robot invading was seen) You want me to turn you off, Computer?
  • (Computer): You'll need me for this, so, do you? Anyway, Space Pirates were sighted causing trouble there around the lake that had the mutant Shark Goliath. It's leader, Scroop, claims to be after a recently retrieved piece of the Shark's jaws under Vi-Tor's orders.
  • (Icky): "Oh, OF COURSE THAT BECOMES A PROBLEM WHEN SOMEONE GOES AFTER A PIECE OF THAT BEASTLY SHARK?!"
  • (Gazelle): "(Sternly) Would this be the same unfortunate creature you blew up without trying to cure it?"
  • (Icky): "OH FOR CRAP'S SAKE, GAZELLE, WE ALREADY SAID THERE WAS NO HELPING THAT SHARK AT THIS POINT IN TIME!! DROP YOUR SOCIALISM AND OVERCOMPASSION FOR UNSENTIENT ANIMALS FOR ONCE, WILL YOU?!"
  • (Gazelle):...... Seems to me like you don't care about life.
  • (Icky): I DIDN'T SUGGESTED THAT IN THE SLIGHTEST?!! LOOK, GOLIATH WAS A "BEFORE YOU" THING, OKAY?! YA DIDN'T EXACTLY GET TO EVEN SEE THAT THING?! NOT EVEN THE GUY RESPONSIBLE FOR IT'S MUTANTION, WAS ABLE TO CONTROL IT OUTSIDE OF USING A CONTROLLING DEVICE?! THAT'S HOW BAD THE THING WAS?! CAN YOU ACCEPT THAT ALREADY?! YEESH!? SOME UNITER PRINCESS YOU ARE!!! (Duke gasps)
  • (Gazelle):... Qué dijiste?!
  • (Lord Shen): OKAY, ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE!! We are NOT having this fight again!! We MUST stop Scroop!
  • (Deadpool): (Gets a masked Grinchy face) OHHHHHH YEAH!!!! I GET TO TEASE SCROOP AGAIN!!! (Deadpool quickly pressed select)

Paradisa

  • The group appear on a beach of Paradisa as a Treasure Planet ship, but with Scroop's face as a figurehead, was seen in the sky.
  • Shrek: "..... (Sarcasticly) Gee, I wonder if that's Scroop's ship?"
  • Alexus: "I'm no stranger to sarcasm, Shrek. Your "Scroop" friend has a severe lack of subtlety."
  • Icky: "Neither did the other villains we beaten on the way here."
  • Alexus:... Touché.
  • Scroop: (His head appeared as a hologram being projected by the ship) So we meet again! (Miguel and Tulio were about to scream)  Don't even try it!
  • Batty: Wow! Your face is uglier than before!
  • Scroop: This coming from a little lab exspearimented bat with a gizmo on his noggin making him an organic radio!
  • Fidget: WHOA, OKAY, BATS MAY HAVE DETAILED HEADS, NO NEED TO BE SPECIESIST!!
  • Scroop: Enough of this! I have transcended being a mere pirate!? I, am now a god among men!
  • Icky: "(Quietly) Oh great, the pixel stuff gave him a god complex."
  • Scroop: I am now beyond the mereness of moral weakness?! I am-
  • (Deadpool): OHHH, SCROOPYYYYYYYY!!!!
  • Scroop:... Oh no.
  • (Deadpool): (Scoffs) I thought you did what you want because a pirate is free, and that... (Scoffs)
  • Scroop: DON'T, SAY IT, OR SO HELP ME...
  • (Deadpool): YOU ARE A PIRATE!!!
  • Scroop: THAT'S IT!!! YOU'LL PAY FOR HUMILIATING ME WITH KIDS SHOW MEMES!!! (The Hologram vanished as the Ship turned it's attention to the group!)
  • Lord Shen: "..... OH THANKS ALOT, WILSON?!"
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Disney's Treasure Planet Game Soundtrack (PS2) - Boss Battle Theme 2

Scroop's Boss Theme

  • Deadpool's voice: "Aw come on, it wasn't like you weren't gonna fight him anyway."
  • Icky: "WELL THERE'S A FINELINE BETWEEN HIM DOING IT BECAUSE VI-TOR WANTS HIM TO AND HIM DOING IT BECAUSE OF BEING AGGROED INTO IT?!"
  • (Deadpool): YOU GOING TO STAND THERE AND WAIT FOR SCROOP TO MASH YOU TO A PULP?!
  • Icky: Oh, right- (The ship fired and blew the group up)
  • (Deadpool): (As the Death Screen returned) Teehee! (He respawned everyone) Glad there's unlimited lives, because it makes this adventure fun as f***! (He controls the heroes fighting against the ship)
  • Iago: "Ya know, I just realized that we're pretty much fighting a giant ship again."
  • Icky: "Yeah, boss re-hashing can't be help sometimes."
  • (YB Deadpool): You didn't exactly do much fighting last time. It was too pathetic. So DP decided to change the rules.
  • Iago: TO THE BETTERMENT OF VI-TOR?!?
  • (YB Deadpool): Well it's not like we're his sidekick, d***weed!
  • Icky: "Well whether you are or not, THAT DOESN'T GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO JUST HELP OUT LIKE THAT?!"
  • (Deadpool): Dude, I'm an antihero. Ergo, both good and evil. I'm sure you in particular know about that.
  • Icky: Ugh, you are such a- (They were killed again with the Death Screen playing and Deadpool laughed and respawned them) ASSHOLE!!!!
  • (Deadpool): For once in my attentionless life, I'm saying, less talky more fighty! (He controlled them into fighting and QTEing them around the ship until they reached the captain's quarters where Scroop was waiting)
  • Scroop: (Doing the slow-clap)... Good. But not good enough. (He activated a trap door causing them to fall comically into the pixellanium contaminated water with the Death Screen while shouting in this fashion minus the flying Lodgers)
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Yosemite Sam Cursing

  • Iago: Oh, that's just cute!
  • Scroop: And it was all caught on tape for Vi-Tor to post on YouTube.
  • Iago: WHY YOU LITTLE- (They fought)
  • Baloo: (Deadpool respawned the other Lodgers) OH, THAT WAS CUTE!!!
  • Bagheera: ENOUGH OF THIS! WHERE IS THE JAW OF GOLIATH?!?
  • Scroop: Do you honestly expect me to answer that? (He trapped them in pixellanium webbing)
  • Kaa: Ugh! Can't this pixilated UUniverses give us a break?!
  • Icky: "I think it is working in the logic of Cuphead in that the entire game is basically a boss marathon, so, we're out of luck on that."
  • Mr. Whiskers: CURSE YOU, VI-TOR, AND YOUR ABILITY TO TEASE US MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE HAS!!!!!
  • Brandy: For once, I agree with Whiskers.
  • Lola Boa: Me too! Not cool, VT!
  • Ralph: Well, we can still find the jaw! We're not letting you revive this 'Goliath' monster- *Ding!*
  • Scroop: Oh, hold that thought. That's Goliath now.
  • Ralph: AHHH, STINK PIXELS!!!!
  • Thunderclap laughed abit!
  • Thunderclap: "I'm sorry, "Stink Pixels", (Laughs), who even said tha-"
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Final Battle with Bowser - Super Mario Galaxy Music Extended-0

Golath's Boss Theme

  • As music played, Goliath broke through the reviver and became a giant sharkapus flying into the air thanks to Omicron power, and roared!
  • Scroop: "(Laughed!) That's what ye get for fooling around!"
  • Icky: "YOU MANIAC?! EVEN THE ORIGINAL CREATORS CAN'T CONTROL THAT THING?! WHAT MAKES YOU THINK VI-TOR CAN?!"
  • Scroop: "Do you think someone as reality warping as Vi-Tor can obey reality?"
  • Icky:... When will I ever learn to stop saying stupid things?
  • Skipper: Well, we took out this beast, we can do it again.
  • Scroop: We'll see about that. Goliath! DINNER TIME!!! (Goliath raised it's tentacles up and attacked the heroes)
  • Ralph: HOLY S*** PIXELS!!!
  • Thunderclap: (Laughs) DO ALL YOUR EUPHEMISMS INVOLVE GAME-GRAPHICS PUN- (He was tail-smacked into a wall)... My, aching, wing!
  • Tiffany: Do you Lodgers ever keep quiet in a situation like this?
  • Kowalski: Do YOU ever stop asking questions you already know the answers to, young lady!? Because I programmed that personality into you!
  • Tiffany: THEN WHY DID YOU ASK, DAAAD?!?
  • Kowalski: Ugh! Johnny 5 and Robby the Robot weren't this sassy! (Goliath fought them as Scroop cackled and Deadpool guided them)
  • Rico: BADABALA SMILE YA SUNVABICH!!!! (Took out a oxygen barrel and lit it on fire as Deadpool QTEs him into feeding it to Goliath, as it didn't work)
  • Scroop: Have you simpletons forgotten how much Vi-Tor knows about his own creators? He wouldn't let this mighty beast be slain the same way twice.
  • Mr. Whiskers:..... CURSE VI-TOR BEING BETTER THAN OUR OTHER FOES!!!
  • Kowalski: Kinda designed him that way, quite frankly.
  • Skipper: "OH THANKS ALOT, KOWALSKI?!"
  • Gazelle: "(Gazelle can't help wincing as if she is feeling the pain Goliath is going through)...... This.... This shark...... I..... I feel, it's years of relentless pain...... (Gazelle gets determined and used the Uniter Blade to flash herself right into Goliath's head, to everyone's shock!)"
  • Scroop: "WHAT THE?!"

Goliath's sub-conscious.

  • Gazelle arrived to see a realm of abject horror that looks like a dried-up bleached reef.
  • Gazelle sees the former normal form of Goliath, or rather, Demon, was seen strapped to the subconscious representation of years of scientific abuse that represented what was done to it.
  • Voice: "Please...... End my suffering....."
  • Gazelle was surprised......
  • Gazelle: "...... Goliath?"
  • Voice: "Goliath is but the name of my cursed vessel of a body! I, was once Demon by name..... I, was once a normal shark, dragged into being becoming a weapon for the sentients' typical infightings over political issues of this world. The only one who cared for me, out of all of them, was my owner.... Sheleen. She aimed to free me from my suffering and end it there, but..... It ended up happening when I was set for another case of this torture.... Now.... Here I am.... Helpless, to be this mindless eating machine that terrorized this world.... I, was once free from this.... But now..... This, purple slime, has revived me into a worse abomination.... It, takes alot, to make a creature considered a remorseless killer, cry..... Sharks are not remorseless to be spiteful..... It is so we kept focus to the importance of survival..... We never intend to terrorize anyone. Please..... End, my suffering."
  • Gazelle: "....... I will. But not how the Lougers did it. (She began to glow around the area)!"

Outside.

  • Goliath began to break apart in shiny specks as it roared in pain!
  • Scroop: "WHAT IS THAT FEMALE DOING?!"
  • Icky: "Further proving that this is DIFFIDENTLY a fanservice episode!"
  • Goliath roared in pain as the epic explosion was about to occure!
  • BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM?!
  • Gazelle, in her Uniter form, flew in, holding a reborned baby Great White in her pocession.....
  • Pang Bing: ".... Gazelle.... Did you.... Destroy the creature?"
  • Gazelle: "..... Yes and no...... I reborned Goliath, or, Demon, back into being a baby shark, and cured it of not just the Pixilumium, but also of its years of abuse. (Ralph was generious enough to have Demon placed in a tank).... I gave him his wish, but without sacrivicing my values completely. Plus, I also had to ensure he wouldn't fall to HIS control anymore."
  • Scroop: "...... YOU CHEATER?! I'M GONNA- (Gets frozen by Alexus with an Ice Gun)...."
  • Alexus: "..... He'll be back to normal when he defrosts."
  • Icky: "..... Holy crap, Gazelle, you.... You did it..... You cured Goliath. That was something we weren't able to do at the time........ And now I feel like crap for insulting you."
  • Gazelle: "(Sighs), Don't get me wrong. I came to understand why you did so. Back then, what you did, was a mercy kill. I shouldn't've been so hard on you about that."
  • Private: ".... Well, I think Dr. Sheleen would be happy and surprised to have Demon back!"
  • Iago: "Yeah, but, how is Spencer gonna react? Goliath was his biggest enemy here?!"
  • Skipper: At least it's a normal shark now.
  • (Deadpool): And at least I got to bitch up Scroop! (He drops in and draws a marker mustache and glasses and the words 'I'm a spider psycho!' on the frozen Scroop scoffing wildly)
  • Scroop: "(Muffled) I don't know why, but I felt like Deadpool is f*****g with me now!"
  • Deadpool: So, where to next? (Pulls a random game Wii remote that activated the next level)
  • (Ralph): Next, we head for Prison 42.
  • (Deadpool):... You crapping me? I have one or two bad experiences there! Also, there are, ALOT, of guys and gals there that REALLY don't like me!"
  • (Icky): "IT'S NOT MARVEL'S PRISON 42, GENIUS, IT'S OUR PRISON 42?!"
  • (Deadpool): Oh, I don't see much difference.
  • (Ralph): Well anyway, we are getting a lot of Omicron activity there. Couple of sightings of a few little friends of yours.
  • (Sir Hiss): (Omicronized Dark Dragon was seen Omicronizing a familiar prisoner)... Oh dear, looks like he got to Mushu's Uncle.
  • Mushu: "NOT AGAIN?!"
  • (Tiffany): Well, the prison is being assimilated. We must go there and stop them.
  • (Deadpool): "Do we have to? I mean, even if it's not Marvel's Prison 42, I am STILL cringing at the idea of going there!"
  • (Icky): "WELL SINCE YOUR AT THE CONTROLLER, IT'S NOT LIKE WE CAN MOVE FREELY ON OUR OWN, WADE?! MAN UP AND SELECT THE PRISON?!"
  • (Deadpool): UGGH, FIIIINE!!! (He does that)

Prison 42

  • The Lougers appear to the prison to the surprise of its occupants!
  • Professor Latifier: "WHAT IN THE, DID, DID, DID THEY JUST POPPED IN OUT OF NOWHERE?!"
  • Alan: "GEES, I KNOW THEY GET TO PLACES QUICKLY, BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS?!"
  • Krytonia: "As if the Scourge Imperials causing trouble here wasn't bad enough, now this is happening?!"
  • Death Hawk: "What kind of dang hocus pocus are they pulling here?!"
  • Icky: "Oh like we needed to be reminded that these guys are a thing."
  • Sour Cookie: "OH SURE, JOKE AT OUR EXPENSE, WHY DON'T YOU?!"
  • The many Prisoners of Prison 42 started to act up!
  • Nick: ".... Wow, you guys are sure popular here."
  • Lord Shen: "It's better to not pay them any mind. It'll make things easier to work with, that way."
  • SpongeBob: HEY, DD!!! COME OUT HERE SO WE CAN WHIP THE DARK OFF YOUR SCALEY BITCHASS!!!
  • (WB Deadpool): Well at least he didn't say black this time.
  • (Dark Dragon): You really want to see me now?
  • B.O.B: If your gonna do the big reveal thing, don't bother. We already saw you in the footage.
  • (Dark Dragon): Oh, but that was before Kung Pow gave a few.... Adjustments. Here I am now! (He appeared in a much scarier form)
  • SpongeBob: YAAAAAAAHHH!!!!
  • Icky: CHRIST'S HOLY BALLS!!!!
  • Boss Wolf:.... Welp, it was a nice run.
  • Kung Pow, Omicronised, appeared on Dark Dragon's shoulder.
  • Kung Pow: "You like? I decide to improve further on what Vi-Tor did to Darky. Now, prepare to meet our combined wrath?!"
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Bionicle The Game Soundtrack - Vs Makuta First Phase

Dark Dragon and Kung Pow Team-up Boss Battle

  • (WB Deadpool): "Okay, how was he able to make Dark Dragon worse in a short amount of time?!"
  • (Deadpool): You're seriously asking that about a world currently assimilated by pixels and that Kung Pow was established as a magic-user guy?
  • (YB Deadpool): Yeah, way to sound stupid.
  • WB Deadpool: "Aw come on, I was curious!"
  • (Deadpool): But that's not important. Right now, I got a villain team leader to disassemble like Lego bricks... Which is essentially what his stolen power is.
  • Dark Dragon: PREPARE FOR OBLIVION, LODGERS, AND LODGER FRIENDS!!!
  • Alexus: "Wha, seriously? "Louger Friends", that's, THAT'S what you are going to consider us as? That's, that's just cheap!"
  • Kung Pow: "To be fair, IT'S NOT LIKE WE REALLY KNOW WHAT YOU NON-LOUGERS ARE?!"
  • Ralph: "Well when we're done, you two are gonna never forget our names!"
  • Kung Pow: Oh? And what ARE your names?
  • Ralph: I am Ralph Scattergood. These are Tiffany Shatner, Alexus Xanthis, Ethan Oboler, Nick Quine, and Bryson Kickx. And we are, Team Scattergood.
  • Kung Pow:...... (The two laughed hysterically) WE CERTAINLY WON'T FORGET YOU, BECAUSE THAT'S THE STUPIDEST NAMES WE EVER HEARD!!!
  • Nick: That coming from a guy named after Chinese cuisine.
  • Deadpool's Voice/Icky/Iago: "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!"
  • Kaa: "Ohhhh, BURN! He got you good, admit it!"
  • Kung Pow clearly looked mad!
  • Ralph: Now stop playing Vi-Tor's games and surrender!
  • Dark Dragon: You do know I am stronger now. I can rip your faces clean off and laugh at your muscly internal screams of pain!
  • Bryson: "Tch, you sound like your fun at parties."
  • Alexus: We're actually programs. We exist in the physical world because of the digital crisis reaped upon these UUniverses. So, by technically, no muscles unless programmed otherwi-
  • Tiffany: ALEXUS, DON'T SAY THAT TO-
  • Dark Dragon: Too late. (He snaps and makes that happen as he rips off her face, the face screams as she dies and respawns)
  • Alexus:... OOWWWW!!! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH RESPAWNING HURTS?!
  • Dark Dragon: "Just makes it the more satisfying."
  • Alexus:..... I'LL MURDER YOUR FACE OFF!!!
  • Dark Dragon: Well I'll murder YOUR face ON!!
  • Alexus:..... THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE!!!
  • Tiffany: Says the dumb broad who walked her own team into a respawn and yelled something even a toddler would call weak.
  • Sir Hiss: Now who never stops talking?
  • Bryson: "Okay, can you not-"
  • Dark Dragon: ENOUGH OF THIS!!! (He attacks as Deadpool controlled the heroes when they fought)
  • Kung Pow, while on Dark Dragon fighting them, gave Dark Dragon an invisible shield.
  • Icky: "Aw no, the worse non-healing/regenerative/self-revive boss: A BOSS WITH A SHIELD?!"
  • Iago: "Ugh, I know, those kind of guys are the worse! Those things take forever to take down!"
  • Izzy: "Well to be fair, Bosses developing strategies like this is at least a sign that we'll soon reach the endgame, and/or that we found a plot impourent boss, perhaps likely a key figure in Vi-Tor's forces."
  • Icky: "I get that, and it would make a GREAT video game, BUT THIS IS KINDA A BATTLE TO THE DEATH HERE?!"
  • Deadpool's voice: "Hmmm."
  • Deadpool's thoughts: "A great video game, he say, ahhhh."
  • Kung Pow: "Oh if you think this is inconvenient, then how's about this? (Casts a death curse on the heroes) Now under a 90 second time limit, you'll automatically be given a death that'll restart... THE ENTIRE BATTLE?!"
  • Icky: "(SCREAMS)?! DEATH CURSE BOSSES?! SERIOUSLY?! THEY'RE EXPSIECALLY AWFUL, ESPEICALLY IN RPGs?!"
  • Iago: "DICK MOVE, BRO?!"
  • Kung Pow: Guilty as charged. Have fun!
  • Mushu:... I HATE you!
  • Kung Pow: "Feelings' mutual, mech ruiner?!"
  • Dark Dragon: I'm going to enjoy this too much! (He continues fighting them)
  • Deadpool's voice: "Ya know, shit like that makes me glad he's not a permanent addition to the Scourge Dorks."
  • WB Deadpool: "Alot of that could be because of them being Omicronised."
  • Deadpool's voice: "Doesn't me any less glad he wouldn't touch the Scrouge with a 7000-foot pole otherwise, though."
  • (YB Deadpool): LET'S JUST KICK THAT JERKOFF'S JERKY!!! (He barely managed to finish Dark Dragon off with a QTE that ejected all the pixellanium from his body and turned him back to normal)
  • Dark Dragon: WHAT IN MAKUTA'S NONEXISTENT BEARD?!... WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!
  • Kung Pow: EEEERRRGH!!! MUST I DO EVERYTHING MYSELF?! (He teleported down as a pixellanium Chinese monster dragon and roared)
  • Mushu: Yikes! Can you say halitosis?!
  • Kung Pow: Can YOU say dead as poop?!? (He attacks and Deadpool guided the Lodgers into beating the both of them by the time limit)... WHAT?! THAT CANCELED MY SPELL OUT!?
  • Kryptonia: "Some top punk of Prison 42 you turned out to be?!"
  • Dark Dragon: "Grrr?! Kung Pow, we're gonna have to increase our efforts! (Kung Pow saw that and casted a new spell that caused a wide-flash!)"
  • The flash ended, and the heroes are surprised to see that the two are combined to become a giant Black Chinese Dragon with Europian Dragon Wings!
  • New Dragon: "BEHOLD?! WE ARE NOW, DARK DRAKUNG POW?!"
  • Alexus: ".... THAT NAME'S EVEN STUPIDER?!"
  • Dark Drakung Pow roared as a new boss theme played!
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Bionicle The Game Soundtrack - Vs Makuta Final Phase

Dark Drakung Pow Boss Battle

  • WB Deadpool: "But alcourse, what Kung Pow would be complete without him turning into some kind of freaky aberration or monster?"
  • YB Deadpool: "Well he did started out as a giant robotic dragon monster, so-"
  • DDP: SILENCE!! (He breaths pixellanium fire as the heroes dodged) STOP MOVING!!! (He fought them as Deadpool guided them)
  • Kryptonia: Honestly, I'd say roast them, but I'm kinda on the fence whether I should fully hate them, because on one hand, they ruined my plans for revenge and left me here, but they also got me and my brother Xenon together again, but at the same time, they didn't let me kill Alan, on the other hand though-
  • DDP: YOU STAY OUT OF THIS, YOU INDISIDIVE BITCH!! (After frightening Kryptonia into fainting, to Alan's amusement as he laughed until DDP did the same to him and he faints, he kept fighting the heroes)
  • Nick: GOD, THIS GUY IS PIXELLANIUM DYNAMITE!!!
  • Tiffany: YEAH! THIS GUY JUST KEEPS REPLENISHING PIXELLANIUM!! THE F*** IS HE GETTING IT FROM?!?
  • Nick: Technically it's two-
  • Tiffany: I KNOW IT'S TWO!!!! I'M NOT A PATRICK!!!!
  • Patrick: What's a Patrick? (Squidward face-palms)
  • DDP: STOP IGNORING US DAMMIT!!! (He tail-smacked much of the heroes to the wall as the Digimon used their abilities to slow him down)
  • (Deadpool): SUCK A DILDO!!! (He QTEs Alexus into turning him back to Kung Pow and Dark Dragon with the ray!)
  • Kung Pow: "..... What a weird dream."
  • Dark Dragon: "...... What just happened? (Realises he's in Prison 42) WHAT?! HOW DID I GET HERE?! OH DON'T TELL ME THE SCOURGE EMPIRE GOT DISBANNED?!"
  • Icky: "Wishful thinking, but no. Do you remember being attacked by Omicron characters?"
  • Dark Dragon: "WHY DOES THAT CONCERN YOU, WELP?!"
  • Kung Pow: "Wait, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!"
  • Dark Dragon: I HAVE NO IDEA!!! THE LAST THING I WOULD DO IS BE IN THIS HELL ZONE!!!
  • (Deadpool): Does the fact that some Omicron-themed clowns are with the Lodgers answer your question, genius?
  • Dark Dragon:... Okay, I am out of here. (He magically portals away)
  • Kung Pow: (He tries to run away before being grabbed and thrown in his cell) DAMMIT!!!
  • Mushu: Nice try, you've done enough.
  • (Deadpool): "(Speaks quickly) OkaynextlevelisropediafeaturingDocNefariousOKAYLET'SGO?! (Selects Ropedia)

Ropedia

  • The Heroes suddenly found themselves in Ropedia under a Nefarious Trooper invasion as Dr. Nefarious' ship hovers over the capital building.
  • Ralph: "..... Well..... I think this, is self-explanatory."
  • Maniacal laughter was heard!
  • An Omicronised Dr. Nefarious was seen having kidnapped an impourent figure of Ropedia, on a very fast jetpack while the bot police are trying to catch up!
  • Ralph: ".... That also doesn't need explanation!"
  • Icky: "HE'S KIDNAPPED THE ROBOT GOVERNOR G2 PEDIA?!"
  • Spyro: "Time we put a stop to that!"
  • The chase began as the music played!
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Ratchet & Clank - Launch Site - Mylon (Nefarious Theme) Metal Remix

Dr. Nefarious Chase-Battle Theme

  • (YB Deadpool): "Ohhh, a chase battle!"
  • (WB Deadpool): "Well at least it breaks up the monotony of normal boss battles. (Deadpool guided them across the chase battle before finally rescuing G2)"
  • G2 Pedia: My goodness, thank you!! (Nefarious appeared riding Lawrence, who was now a Warbot butler the size of Max the Butler)
  • Nefarious: WELL, HELLOOO, MEATBAGS!!! SO KIND OF YOU TO PARTICIPATE IN MY NEW SCHEME TO RULE OVER ALL ROBOTS IN THE UUNIVERSES!!! Isn't that right, Lawrence?
  • Lawrence: (With a maxed voice similar to Blowhole's scooter voice) Oh, I am really ecstatic, sir.
  • Nick:... I think I peed a little.
  • Nefarious: You think THAT makes you whiz yourself, let's see the robots experience the TRUE horrors of squishes, BY FACING THE MONSTROUS GRIP OF A Z'GRUTE!!! (Presses a button, but nothing happens)..... Uh, Lawerence?
  • Lawerence: "Odd. I was sure we managed to contain one this morning."
  • ???: "Looking for something, Nefarious?"
  • Everyone looks to see Ratchet and Clank having secured the Z'grute egg.
  • Nefarious: "HEY?! THAT'S CHEATING?!"
  • Ratchet: It's not a game, Nefarious!
  • Lawrence: It actually is. The UUniverses are being assimilated by a game of Lodgers' creation. So, their game's villains is basically in charge, soooo-
  • Rachet: "(Sends the Z'Grute egg away) BESIDES THE POINT!"
  • Nefarious: Actually it's not! So you give me back that egg or Lawrence will kill and t-bag you!
  • Ratchet: Why don't you make me?
  • Nefarious: Alright! LAWRENCE!!!
  • Lawrence: Hold that thought. (He beat the Lodgers before they took them by surprise)
  • Icky: CHEATERS!!!
  • Nefarious: Uh, why do you insist on mistaking genius and strategy for cheating? If it's a joke, it died a long time ago. So either stop acting like children, or let me assimilate you so you can be smarter.
  • Icky: THIS COMING FROM THE GUY THAT DID THE SAME SHIT WITH RATCHET?! GLASSHOUSES, ASSHOLE?!
  • Nefarious: I MEANT THAT LITERALLY, YOU MORON!!! WHEN YOU SAY IT, IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE ACTING LIKE THIS IS A GAME REGARDLESS OF THE SITUATION!!! THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND THE HEROES YOU KNOW!!!
  • Shenzi: And you're saying it does for you?
  • Nefarious:.... Lawrence? (He fought them off as Deadpool started to slowly beat him and finally did it after a QTE)
  • Nefarious: (Turned back to normal and sees the Ropedians' angry faces)... (Chuckles nervously)... Well, it's been a lotta fun catching up, but I gotta bounce-
  • G2 Pedia: "DON'T THINK YOUR PARDONED FOR ANY BAD BEHAVIOR BECAUSE A ROGUE PROGRAM WAS CONTROLLING YOU, NEFARIOUS!! YOU HAVE A TRAIL TO SEE!!"
  • Nefarious: "..... LAWERENCE?!"
  • Lawrence: He's had a lot of trouble already, thank you very much. (They teleport away)
  • G2 Pedia: Blast!!
  • Razoff: Well he technically needed no more pain after being hijacked by a rogue program. Would you want to be penalized after you were hacked by a rogue program?
  • G2 Pedia:... No.
  • Razoff: Then let him have a head-start. He's a d*** who got me in s***, but he's kinda the reason why I am in the Lodge.
  • Ethan: Plus we have 4 more worlds to save. The Lodgers' other hero team friends are dealing with the others.
  • (Deadpool): Well that question was answered finally. Now, what next?
  • (Ralph): Next is Slimeball.
  • (Nick): (Scoffs comically) OMMFG, WHO NAMED THAT WORLD?!?
  • (Ethan): Who cares about the name? Who's the poor pitiful villain roped into this?
  • (Ralph):... Escargoon.
  • (Deadpool): THAT little d***weed? What's so useful about him? Yeah he's a snail and Slimeball's a planet of snails, but, Escargoon's pretty freaking useless?! Why not Liquidator or some other liquid-themed villain?
  • (Banzai): Who cares about the choice? It wouldn't surprise me if Escargoophead is jacked up to give Dedede a piss in his giant pants- (Deadpool selected the level)

Slimeball

  • In the Slimeballian Throwneroom, Escargoon was seen relatively normal despite being filled up with Pixilumium, but now in the appearance of an emperor.
  • Banzai: "..... On second thought, Deadpool.... Maybe your onto something about this guy sucking."
  • Gazelle: "Okay, how are we suppose to fight this?"
  • Escargoon: "(Sounding darker and intelligent in different voice) Ohhh, it's not me your going to fight.... But my bodyguard..... Dedede."
  • Skipper: "Oh, you're sending that fat excuse for a penguin out at us? Well bring it on. Where's that misunderstood playground bully of a king anyway?"
  • Stomps are heard, as everyone look to see that Dedede got jacked up and ripped in being Omicronised.....
  • Skipper: "(Wheezes in fear!)."
  • Private: "Be careful what you ask for, Skipper."
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King Dedede - Kirby Star Allies - Music Extended

Buffed Dedede's Boss Theme

  • YB Deadpool: "HOLY SHIT, THAT FAT BIRD GOT JACKED?!"
  • Deadpool's voice: "SOMEONE TEST THAT GUY FOR STEROID ABUSE?!"
  • WB Deadpool: "Though technically nothing too new since Kirby Star Allies pretty much did this."
  • Patrick: "Wow. This guy must've tried Larry's diet plan."
  • Escargoon: Must say, it's nice being the boss for once since my Mom's visit. AND THE BEST PART?!? OHH, THE VERY BEST PART IS I HAVE FINALLY GOTTEN THE BEST OF DEDEDE!!! And it's been a long time coming. Let me tell you why I prefer this more!
  • Tiffany: Not a damn song!
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Phineas and Ferb - Evil for Extra Credit HD

  • Razoff: Wow. Just pitiful.
  • Icky: "Hey, it's not a bad song... Well, for villain songs anyway."
  • Razoff: "I was more talking about how pathetic Escargoon is about his life!"
  • Icky: ".... Oh yeah, ya almost want to buy the poor loser pity ice cream."
  • Escargoon: I HEARD THAT, WISEGUYS?! Backsass me again and I'll make Dedede beat you up TWICE AS HARD?! Besides, we kinda had a bet that I could rule better than him before all this. Now he's proven a better servant than as a king... As well as a butler, bodyguard, and right-hand bird guy. Now, Dedede? You know what to do.
  • Dedede: (He yelled and fights them with Deadpool's control as the music continued and he took out a maxed up mallet)
  • Bryson: HOLY STAR-WISHING JIMINY!!!!
  • Dedede: (Monstrous voice cackles) PEEKABOO, I'LL MASH YOOOUUU!!! (He slams the mallet as they dodged)
  • Escargoon: Good luck getting past him. He's a big bird. (He left)
  • Dedede: DEDEDE SMAAAAASH!!!! (He attacks)
  • (Deadpool): Jesus, really? You're no Hulk, buster!
  • YB Deadpool: "(Laughs hysterically) YOU SAID HULK BUSTER?! (LAUGHS)!? YA KNOW, LIKE TONY STARK'S ANTI-HULK MECH SUIT?!"
  • Deadpool started to laugh with YB in realization!
  • WB Deadpool: "CAN WE FOCUS HERE?!" (The entire group died with the death screen and Deadpool respawns them)
  • Shenzi: MUFASA'S MERCY!!! WILL YOU EVER STAY FOCUSED?!?
  • Deadpool: Stop bitching, lady, I got this! (Buff Dedede continued fighting as Deadpool did a QTE that turned him back to normal)...
  • Dedede:... What the heck? Where am I?...
  • Escargoon: OH SALT ON MY NUTS!!! FINE!! I'll kill you myself! (Turns into living pixellanium)
  • Dedede: ESCARGOON, WHAT THE HOOHAH HAPPENED TO- DYAAA!!! (Thunderclap saved him from touching the pixellanium and was hung on a high ledge)... YOU GODDAMN MISFITS, GET ME DOWN FROM HERE!!!
  • Frostbite: You really want us to?
  • Dedede: (Sees the pixellanium below as Escargoon's face formed cackling)... Great! Does this mean I lose the bet?
  • Coldfront: We'll see. (They fought against the pixellanium Escargoon as Deadpool QTEs them on a safe spot to a fitting boss arena as Escargoon formed minions from his own body in the form of Omicronized Waddle Dees and all NME monsters from the show)
  • Alex:... Are you serious?
  • Escargoon: Does this look NOT serious?
  • Dedede: Wow! Must say, I'm both jealous and insulted at the same time.
  • Escargoon: MONSTERS, ATTACK!!!! (They did)
Kirby_rock_theme

Kirby rock theme

Escargoon's Boss Theme

  • Private: THERE'S TOO MANY OF THEM!!!
  • SpongeBob: (Approaches a Scarfie) Aww, how cu- (The Scarfie bit his hand as he girly-screamed)
  • Sparx: (While being chased by Bonkers) MOMMYMOMMYMOMMYMOMMYMOMMYYYYY!!!
  • Sandy: (Gets overwhelmed by the fighter figures)
  • Bill: WAAARRRGGH!!! (Gets frozen by Fridgy)
  • Shenzi: (She and the Hyenas were overwhelmed by WolfWrath) JESUS, THIS BEAST!!!!
  • Escargoon: (Chuckles) Let's see you losers get out of this one! Eh maybe you can, but it'll be fun to watch anyway.
  • Spyro: Alright! Enough of this! EVERYONE STAND CLEAR!!! (He turns into Dark Mode and supercharges his aether breath to obliterate the monsters into puddles of pixellanium which were reabsorbed by Escargoon)
  • Shrek: Want another piece of us?
  • Escargoon: Well, do I? YES!! (He attacks with his pixellanium body at full force as the heroes eluded him through a chase level)
  • (Deadpool): OH BOY!!! (He guides them across the course until they reach a drain area where they drain him away)
  • Escargoon:... Aw, GREAT! (He was sucked down)
  • Ralph: I got a feeling he won't be down for long. (Tremors occurred)... That's a definite yes!
  • Alexus: Don't worry. I can restore his original self by remolecularizing him out of the pixellanium. I just need a plasma ball, a field generator, a chemical toilet, a computer, and OVER 9000 Gigawatts of power.
  • Rico: (He hacked all of them up)... TADA!
  • Alexus:... You are so unreal on so many levels.
  • Dedede: "..... HOW DOES HE FUNCTION?!"
  • Alexus: Well not like we can really ask him, now can we?! (Tremors occurred)... Well, it's now or never! (She programmed small drones to quickly and creatively build the device)
  • Kowalski: NEWTON'S BROKEN LAWS, EVEN I DON'T MAKE INVENTIONS THAT FAST!!!
  • Alexus: It's a gift. Anyways, let's start it up. It'll need time to charge.
  • Banzai: Because of course it does.
  • Alexus: Don't worry, we just need to protect it long enough to release the depixelizer field- (Tremors occurred again as Escargoon appeared again)
  • Escargoon: OKAY, BUTTLICKS, TIME TO DIE!!! (He attacks with a wave of pixellanium that they were protected from by a shield as they were seen inside the shield under the pixellanium)
  • Tiffany:... You know, as corruptive as this stuff is, below the surface, it's actually beautiful.
  • Alexus: Let's focus on the field, okay?!? The shield won't hold for long!! We need to keep the generator safe before- (Escargoon's multiple monstrous faces were seen with sinister faces frightening the heroes)
  • Escargoons: YOUR SHIELD WON'T PROTECT YOU FOREVER!! I'LL BURST MY WAY IN AND PIXELLIZE YOU!!
  • SpongeBob: We'll see about that! Alexus?
  • Alexus: Just 30 seconds.
  • Willie: That's not very ba- (A tendril of living and dripping pixellanium popped through the shield and pixellanium oozed into the shield from the bottom)... Spoke too soon.
  • Alexus: Just use your Omicron equipment, Jesus!
  • Razoff: Right! (He turned his blunderbuss into a flamethrower that fired depixelizer gas that held back the pixellanium as Escargoon screamed in pain) SCORE ONE FOR THE LODGERS BACK- (Pixellanium tendrils came from above the shield and disarmed him, though he avoided infection by dumb luck)..... We REALLY need to stop speaking immaturely of a bad scenario!
  • Max: Crap!
  • Escargoon: It's over, Lodgers!!! (Chuckles until the generator activated as he laughed as a flash turned everything back to normal)......... Did I win the bet?
  • Dedede: "Give or take.... BUT NOW YOU'RE GONNA LOSE YOUR TEETH FOR TREATING ME LIKE YER BITCH?!"
  • Escargoon screamed cowardly as Dedede proceeded to chase him around!
  • Lord Shelluon showed up.....
  • Lord Shelluon: ".... Oh thank you for freeing us of that crazy weirdo's rule! He was gonna make our people erect shines in the name of "S-cargon!" I know not of what an S-cargon is!"
  • Icky: "Well, we're gonna end up randomly popping away soon, so, ya mind keeping those two dumbasses out of further trouble? We'll promise we'll either come back for them or Lawerence beams the duo up."
  • Lord Shelluon: "Uh, based on what you said, that, sounded like I don't have a real choice in the matter."
  • Ralph: "Okay, (Deadpool opened the summery up) Now we just need to answer a large gathering of Dreamworks' China's villains having a large gathering in the Valley of Peac- (Deadpool selects the level)!

The Valley of Peace

  • Cobra, Junjie and other KFP Villains, all clearly omicronised, were gathered in the Jade Palace preparing a huge ritual, as Oogway's pool looked to be tainted with Pixilumium.
  • Cobra: "Fellow villains of this world. Rejoice. We have a perfect way to pixelized the entire world, in a fell swoop. We'll bring the dead from the spirit realm, and enhance with Vi-Tor's glorious substance, and have them spread throughout the world, FOR US! And with Oogway's pool, we can achieve this?! Begin the ceremony!" (They all did as the Lodgers appeared)
  • Ralph:... OH, FOR F***'S SAKE, DEADPOOL!!!!
  • (Deadpool): Hey, you want to stop VV, then let me play you however I want!
  • Cobra: "THE DEVIL?! HOW DID THEY GET HERE SO QUICKLY?!"
  • Temutai: "I think they just, poofed in."
  • Junjie: "Just, poofed, in?"
  • Taotie: "Well if there was a more scientific explanation I would've offered it."
  • Meng Tao: "WHO CARES?! GET THEM?!"
  • Cobra: "NO?! WE NEED TO FOCUS ON THE CEREMONY!?"
  • Spongebob: "Ohhh, you're having a party?"
  • Squidward: "SpongeBob?!"
  • SpongeBob: Wait, ceremonies are parties, right?
  • Cobra: (Everyone paused)...... GET THEM?! (They did that)
  • The group began to fight the KFP villains in the usual fashion.
  • Cobra was seen working on the ritual as quickly as possible!
  • Junjie: "Master, what are you doing?"
  • Cobra: "In thanks to this interference, I'll have to rush the ceremony and get at least ONE spirit out to help us! Those heroes would make getting a complete one complicated!"
  • Junjie: "But what if this backfires?!"
  • Cobra: "Would you rather take your chances with them defeating us?!"
  • Tai Lung was seen tossed across the room as he did the same thing in the movie.
  • Junjie: "..... Fair point."
  • Cobra: NOW GET GOING, FOX!! (He did as Deadpool guided them across the fight)
  • Shifu: COBRA, STOP! (He jumped in front of him)
  • Cobra: (Growls) GET OUT OF MY WAY OLD MAN! I know you don't want to see what I've become!
  • Shifu: I will not let you do whatever it is you're doing!
  • Cobra:... (Uses an eel-head to wrap around Shifu and tosses him out of the way) NO ONE LIKES AN INTERFEAROR, SHIFU?! (Resumes the ritual) Now let's get back to- (He was kicked in the back of the head by Shifu into the pool)... (He came out with a monstrous head) YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT!!!!
  • Icky: "No kidding! That pool made you even MORE hard to look at!"
  • Cobra: "Well now, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO BE, ESPEICALLY PUNISHING FOR THIS DISRESPECT- ("Get Ready to Die"'s starting jingle was heard as everyone was confused and surprised)."

Fu-Xi's entrance played out like this as a giant cobra-dragon airship arrives to the valley of peace as Fu-Xi entered the place like a boss with his partners!

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Alucard Returns (Hellsing Abridged)

  • Fu-Xi: "..... Well, well, well... What do we have here? I haven't have much of a chance to see you guys again and look what brought us together: The Shamed Freak Mang Cobra, A Shoulin Disgraced Fox, The Embessity Washout, And- (Looks at Taotie)..... Uh.... Is your named Tietao? (To Shifu) Hey, what's the pig's name again. (Taotie growled) Oh ho ho, take it easy, Mmmmmmgh!"
  • Icky: "I swear, Fu-Xi is turning into a regular Abridged Vegeta/Alucard everyday."
  • (Deadpool): "That was a very badass introduction though."
  • WB Deadpool: "Albeit obviously inspired from Hellsing Abridged."
  • Cobra:... It... It can't be! THE MIGHTY LORD FU-XI, HERO OF ALL SNAKES!!!
  • Patrick: Wait, did you two even meet? I can't really remember.
  • Squidward: Not like you could remember ANYTHING.
  • Cobra: "I believe the idiot was trying to refer to Opening A Can of Snakes, but in technically, I haven't actselly physically met Fu-Xi, I only interacted with his bounty hunter adversaries."
  • Fu-Xi: "Still abit sore about that personally, by the way."
  • Cobra: "Ohhhh. Well, it wasn't meant to be anything against you, Great Fu-Xi, I-..... You're going to beat me up painfully, are you-" (Fu-Xi tail spin-kicks him away from the pool as he got angry) GRRRRGH!!! I DIDN'T WANT TO HURT YOU, BUT YOU JUST LEFT ME NO- (Fu-Xi beat him up)
  • Sparx: FIIIIRRRREEE-
  • Fire: If I see your d*** growing, I'll tear it off and shove it up your throat!
  • Sparx: (Wimpfully) Okay!
  • Mo Tong: Good decision. She's good at raping without actually using her c-
  • Fire: THAT GOES FOR YOU TOO, MOUSE!
  • Mo Tong: EEP!!
  • Cobra: (He was beaten and bruised) YOU FOOLS JUST GOING TO STAND THERE LIKE STATUES?! DO SOMETHING!!!
  • Hundun: There's no way I'm going near those fangs!
  • Cobra: SERIOUSLY?!
  • Junjie: Yeah, I'd rather not spend a long time poisoned by fear.
  • Cobra: OHHH, NO, DO NOT BE THOSE GUYS RIGHT NOW!!!
  • Tong Fo: We're gonna.
  • Cobra: URRRRRRGHHH, EYEBALLS, WHY DON'T YOU USE THEM?! (Points at the pixellanium pool) AUGMENT YOURSELF!!!! LOOK WHAT IT DID TO ME!!!
  • Li Dong: Ohhh, of co- (The heroes beat them down and defeated them)
  • Cobra:... YOU BRAINLESS IDIOTS!!!! CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT?!?
  • Rash: No, and they never will-
  • Cobra: SILENCE!!! UGGH!! WHY MUST I DO EVERYTHING MYSELF?! (He went into the pool and turned into a giant hydra monster with four arms and four legs)... I DON'T NEED YOU LOSERS ANYMORE!!!!! (He burns them cartoonishly into pixellated goop with eyes)... TIME, TO DIE!!!
  • Bryson: AAAAAHHH!!! (His restored cannon was fired as it had no effect)... WHY IS THIS THING SO USELESS- (He was tail-smacked into a wall as his cannon broke again)... F**************!!!!!!
  • Cobra #2: I suggest you get out of our way!
  • Cobra #3: Lest you want to end up like the dumbasses who failed us!!!!
  • SpongeBob: How about no?
  • Cobra #4: How about YES?!
  • SpongeBob: How about f*** you?
  • Cobra #5: HOW ABOU YOUT EAT PATRICK'S S***?!
  • Cobra: ENOUGH!! (He attacked as Deadpool fought him controlling the heroes and QTEs Cobra back to normal)
  • Fu-Xi:... At last! It is done!
  • (Vi-Tor): "I felt that you survived that too easily. So let's bring the big guy out anyway!?"
  • Music started to play, as rising from the pool, is Kai in the color of God of War Kratos!
  • Icky: "VI-TOR YOU CHEATING DICK?!"
  • (YB Deadpool): "(This video)"
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SMG4 Sounds - HE FUCKING CHEATED

  • WB Deadpool: "Okay, I know Kai gets compared to Kratos from the God of War games from time to time, but now this is just ridiculous!"
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Imagine Dragons - I'm So Sorry (Lyrics)

PixKai's Boss Theme

  • PixKai: "GIVE ME YOUR CHI?!"
  • Shifu: "The Pixilumium has made Kai forget himself!"
  • Mantis: "Like Kai wasn't already crazy as a chi parasite?!"
  • Shifu: Granted, but now is not the time for tomfoole- (PixKai throws his purple blades at them as they dodged).... Case in point.
  • Nick: YAAAAAA!!! (He fired his blaster at him as he absorbs the energy and becomes stronger) AW, FOR THE LOVE OF WHOEVER INVENTED THE FIRST COMPUTER!!!
  • PixKai: (He overwhelmed the heroes with raw power turning many of the heroes into pixellanium drones) YOU WILL ALL DIE!!!
  • Cobra: "Well, this is a weird thing to wake up back too!"
  • Junjie: "I only remember preparing my glorious pirating operation, and suddenly I'm here! (Realised he spoke that aloud)...... Ohhhhh."
  • Cobra: ".... (Angerly) That, reminds me?! (Pounces onto Junjie and started to beat him up) IMBECILE?! YOU STARTED THIS MESS TO BEGIN WITH?! (Resumes beating up Junjie)!"
  • Tai Lung: "(Dazed in his hole) Ya know sir, it's just as much as a bad day for him as it is for all of us."
  • Cobra: "YES BUT KICKING HIS ASS IS HOW I CAN MAKE MYSELF FEEL BETTER?! (Resumes beating up Junjie?!)"
  • Shifu: "..... We'll worry about Mang's outburst later, right now, we need to both de-pixelized Kai and send him back to the spirit realm!"
  • Duke: Well, let's just pull a Gazelle and be done with it.
  • Gazelle: HE KNEW TO TAKE ME OUT- (She was turning into a drone)
  • Duke:... F***!
  • Kai: (He attacks with everything he had as Deadpool QTEs them into both freeing Gazelle, pinning down Kai, and both curing him through Alexus and banishing him through Gazelle)...
  • Po: (Panting heavily)... PLEASE tell me that was it!!!
  • (Vi-Tor): "UNFORTUNATELY, YES?! And with only two levels to go, I'm going have to get the remaining bosses to REALLY step up the game?! You thought I was a d*** to you before? JUST WAIT?!"
  • Cobra was seen still beating up Junjie, as they and the other KFP villains quickly got ensnared by Ralph and Team Scattergood.
  • Ralph: "Okay Mang, that's about enough."
  • Fu-Xi: "So, I trust you guys are leaving soon, right? If so, I volunteer to babysit the cretins until things return to normal. Oh, and Prehistoric Bird?..... You owe me that talk about your crack involving Equestria's Midgard Serpent."
  • Icky: "(Nervously) Hey, come on, it wasn't meant to be racist to snakes, it's just, the idea of a giant Norse serpent in of itself holding the planet together is, still an unpleasant thought, I meant nothing by what I said-"
  • Fu-Xi: "Did you hear that?"
  • Icky: "Hear wha- (Fu-Xi whips Icky in the crotch) OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-HO-HO-HO?!"
  • Fu-Xi: "..... Flawless neutered victory."
  • Po/Alex: "Ohhhhhh!"
  • Marty: "Right in the batteries!"
  • Mo Tong: "..... Did ya really needed to do that, Fu-Xi?"
  • Fu-Xi: "Hey, at least it didn't killed him. Trust me, I'm usually WORSE at punishing people for off-handed anti-snake comments."
  • Viper: "..... Fu-Xi..... After this...... You and I need to talk with Lady Su about your issues with people making shrude comments."
  • Fu-Xi: "Yeah, totally saw that coming 500 miles away."
  • Thunderclap: "Yeesh, and I thought Gazelle was bad about handling people making racist remarks."
  • Gazelle: "Thunderclap, he's only passionate about defending his people from grave disrespect. Snakes are amongst the most discriminated creatures in the universes, next to sharks and mosquitos."
  • Thunderclap: "Well I can see that, it's just, isn't he abit over-reacting?"
  • Fu-Xi: "WELL LET'S SEE YOU HANDLE USING YOUR FAMILY TO SNAKE GENOCIDE ORCANSTRAIGHTED BY MONGOOSES TO TRY TO GET RID OF ME?!"
  • Silence.....
  • Bubbha: "..... Sir, my condolences go straight to ya and your lost kin."
  • Po: "..... Yeah, mind Thunderclap Fu-Xi, he, didn't exactly got to know the full story."
  • Fu-Xi: "Well your lucky I know scrubs when I see'im."
  • Thunderclap: "Well jokes on you, buddy! I'm not a baby beetle nor never was I!"
  • Fu-Xi: "..... Scrub, not grub, ya prehistoric half-wit."
  • Thunderclap: ".... Well I'm still not that."
  • Iago: "Okay Deadpool, this is starting to get awkward now, can you get us to the next level alread-"
  • (Deadpool): On it. (He presses the button)

Warface

  • A Warfacian War-room was seen as the world leaders had met.
  • The Lougers and Team Scattergood suddenly appeared on them, surprising them!
  • Czar Juke: "AHHHHHHHHHH?! WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE SOVIET UNION?!"
  • Sultan Bubba: "What sorcery caused them to appear like that!?"
  • Emperor Chao: "Perhaps, the same force behind the purple substance that infected Warface's healing lake and caused it to become worse than already?"
  • Siana: "The Shell Lodgers? And.... People we never seen before? How, did you came her so quickly, let alone, like that?!"
  • Icky: "We would, (Groans in pain), Explain, but we don't exactly know either!"
  • Czar Juke: ".... Well, maybe you can at least help us. We discovered that the one seemingly behind this, is none other than one of your "Villain League" adversaries, one by the name of Rourke. Not only did he contaminate our lake, but he somehow turn our planet's core into one big Nuclear Bomb called "H.A.R.D.R.E.S.E.T.". He threatens to detonate it if we don't submit to this "Viral Vi-tor" without question."
  • Ralph: ".... Oh no. That mad snake! He wouldn't!"
  • Iago: "(Concerned) Why is that bad?"
  • Ralph: "He is threatening to give your universes a hard reset and reset the entire universes back to the beginning so he would stop us from stopping him!"
  • Squidward: "IS HE INSANE?!"
  • Tiffany: Why are you so surprised? You programmed him.
  • Kowalski: YEAH, BUT THIS IS BEYOND THE INSANITY WE GAVE HIM!!!
  • Dr. Cockroach: You don't think someone else out there is giving him a reprogram?
  • Icky: "Oh, so NOW do you believe me that the Architect is behind this?!"
  • Shifu: "Icky, please! It is still a stretch to say the Architect would be behind this! This is too extreme for even a Darkspawn!"
  • Icky: "HELLO?! Remember that this is the same dude that once sent me and Iago here on Warface to begin with as a means of trying to axe us! Don't you DARE tell me that it's doubtful he has nothing to do with this s***?!"
  • Lord Shen: "Well, to say that he is, is it not risky of him to not consider Vi-Tor's insanity to backfire in a way like a bomb that will RESET THE ENTIRE UNIVERSES, WITH HIM ON IT?!"
  • Icky: "A guy called "Architect" would be a pretty smart dude! He has likely predicted Vi-Tor would be that crazy and give himself an ability to be immune to the blast and allow him to see the birth of the UUniverses, and potaintionally allowed him to make sure the Darkspawn do the first war right! He could effectively prevent Chernabog's defeat!"
  • Gazelle: ".... Crazy as this all sounds, what if Icky is even partially right? What if the Architect was behind why Vi-Tor was freed? I mean, a lot of this was too much for the influence of a long-deleted virus to achieve."
  • Kowalski: "But I haven't found any evidence of Darkspawn influence on my computer!"
  • Icky: "..... Remember Sandy freaking out how the computer burned her like hell when she touched it?"
  • Kowalski: "...... Yes?"
  • Icky: "BINGO?! Case closed!"
  • Skipper: "That's not exactly official proof of Darkspawn tomfoolery! Machines become hotter than hell all the time! That's why there's fans in them. There needs to be more physical evidence, like, finding things you don't remember having before, like, evidence of someone in the computer in some fashion! Like puking in the virtual trashcan after reading Banzai's fanfiction out of morbid curiosity!"
  • Banzai: "HEY?!"
  • Mantis: "Hey, don't try to deny it man, that s***'s nasty, even for bad fanfic standards!"
  • Czar Juke: "AHEM?! If we MAY have the Lougers due attention, we have a crisis on Warface to attend to?!"
  • Miguel: Hold your horses, man, we'll get on that!
  • Emperor Chao: I hope so. That stuff is too much for even us to handle.
  • Siana: That crazy bastard's in between our continents in the Centoterranean Ocean. Currently the NUSS Jus In Bello, the RRS Grandioznost, the SMENS Aleizat Lilah, and the NACS Zhanzhenglong are circling the giant rogue carrier.
  • SpongeBob: And how well are they faring?
  • Czar Juke: "Well, look at it like this.... Would we be asking for your help if they were handling this well?"
  • Bubbha: "I take that as a "Hell no" then?"
  • Siana: Honey, that only barely scratched the surface of our conundrum.
  • Czar Juke: But that's not even the weirdest part. All casualties weren't even casualties for long. They kept coming back to life.
  • Kowalski: Well, that would be thanks to the purple stuff that infected your lake and turned Warface into an even bigger mess, and plus the planet's core becoming a bomb. The purple stuff, Pixilumium, came entirely from a virtual video game I had the idea to mass-produce since VR headsets became more implemented. But, for some odd reason, (To Icky) That of which is STILL DEBATED ON WHY IT'S THAT WAY, (Back to the Warface leaders) It's antagonist became real and went rogue. Now these guys, the game's heroes, are helping us stop him.
  • Chao: And I presume this antagonist is by the name Vi-Tor?
  • Kowalski: Yep.
  • Skipper: Well clearly your forces are dying and respawning embarrassingly trying to get to the bombifived core.
  • Siana: Tell me about it. Major Majors, General Topolosky, Sir Ammar, and General Qiang are getting their butts handed back to them multiple times.
  • Shenzi: That sounds like a real ego bruser.
  • Shrek: We'll take care of this. How hard can it be?

Centoterranean Ocean

  • Shrek: HOLY MOTHER OF HAGGIS?! (They were stuck in a firefight between the soldiers and Omicronized Shocktroopers while this played)
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Halo - Brothers In Arms

  • (Deadpool): Ooh, Halo music! Certainly drowns out the fact that IT'S A BLOODY WARZONE OUT THERE!!!
  • (WB Deadpool): It's Warface, duh.
  • (Deadpool): Yeah, but this is too much even for them.
  • Tiffany: Well, this is just peachy!
  • Alexus: Relax, as soon as we find those four leaders, we've got this. I've just need to get into their communications.
  • (Majors): MILLER, YOUR LOCATION?!
  • (Miller): THE INTERNAL HANGER BAY!!!
  • (Majors): And your status?
  • (Miller): You ever been fisted up to the elbow before?
  • (Majors):... Commander Fist, I could use your expertise!
  • (Fist): HEY F*** YOU, MAN!!!
  • (Majors): READ THE ROOM!!! Anyway, Miller, I guess you're in purple s***.
  • (Miller): I JUST SAW MY SON GET KILLED THE SAME WAY 17 TIMES IN ONLY 1 MINUTE!!! It's, kinda disturbing and traumatizing, to be honest! It's like I'm watching loops of a gaming fail!
  • (Majors): Just hold on. Madam President says help is on the way!
  • (Miller): Sir, not gonna lie to you. We're stuck in a ditch here. Based on what was heard, our bombifived planet core is already ticking, all my men are dying over and over, and I'm running out of bullets.
  • (Majors):... Welp, Miller..... It was a soldier's honor knowing you....
  • (Miller):... WHAT THE F***?!
  • (Majors): Excuse me?!
  • (Miller): WHAT'S THAT CHEAP S***?! You're not going to tell me to fall back or fight through?
  • (Majors): Well gee, that depends! Can you?!
  • (Miller): OF MOTHERF*****G COURSE NOT!!!
  • (Majors): THEN WHY WOULD I EVEN SAY IT?!
  • (Miller): It's a cliché, dammit! And a damn good one at that.
  • (Majors): Alright, fine! Pardon me for trying to be realistic here! (Clears throat) DON'T GIMME THAT CRAP, MILLER!! FALL BACK AND MAKE IT-
  • (Miller): (As the heroes were unamused) No, no, it's ruined. It's disingenuous.
  • (Majors): IT WAS ALWAYS GOING TO BE DISINGENUOUS!!!
  • (Miller): WELL SO IS WHAT'S COMING NEXT!!!! (He charged out)
  • (Majors): (Sarcastically) Wait, no, Miller, choose life!
  • (Miller): COME AND GET ME YOU PURPLE SPLOOGE-CHUGGING S***N STAINS!!!! (He was shot by a sniper and died in an embarrassingly chained manner as the Shocktroopers laughed and he respawned)... Ow!
  • (Icky): If you two are finished quoting Hellsing Ultimate Abridged, can we have your attention?
  • (Majors): "Well thank gods that you guys showed up! In case you aren't informed, our planet's core got turned into a nuclear weapon named "H.A.R.D.R.E.S.E.T.", and one of your leaguer friends, Rourke, is threatening to detonate it?!"
  • (Tigress): Your leaders told us about it. We're just going to secure your multicraft carriers so we can go in subtly.
  • (Majors): Hate to burst your bubbles, but Topolosky, Qiang and Ammar are in just as much deep purple s*** as me. All we can do right now is keep these guys occupied while you get to Rourke.
  • (Alex): And you have a way to do that?
  • (Majors): The SS Artaxerxes is the only small battleship left to get you there. But it's lost at sea and our radars are too scrambled to find it.
  • Fidget: Phhh, we can find it.... Can we?
  • Icky: "Do we REALLY have the time to go boat hunting when the entire planet's core IS A HARD RESET BOMB?!"
  • Siana (Via intercom): Here's the thing. The Artaxerxes has the bomb necessary to stop the H.A.R.D.R.E.S.E.T. and turn it back into our planet's core. Our scientists discovered that the core got that way because of digital data, so we created a bomb derived from Digital World makeup, my daughter owns a Digimon, BTW, to do such.
  • Alexus: Eh, it wouldn't work anyway. Lucky I'm here. We'll find that ship and bomb, and give it the needed wiring to actually do the job.
  • Juke (Via Intercom):... Wow, do we feel mediocre.
  • Lucky Jack: Fortunately for yall we came along.
  • Lord Shen: How are we possibly going to find that ship?!
  • Izzy: Well, if it uses data from the Digital World, I should be able to track it down with a few tweaks.
  • Mr. Krabs: Well hurry it up, lads, we can't hide from them gunners forever!! (They took the Penguins' submarine)
  • Skipper: (Sniffs) Ahh, haven't used this baby in a while.
  • (Deadpool): "Aw man, we're wasting time looking for some boat? Where did this fetch-quest crap came from!?"
  • Icky: "Wade, don't make this difficult."
  • (Deadpool): Why doesn't the technical blond chick pull a bomb outta her sweet ass?
  • Alexus: I'm a scientist, not a magician, so it'd take a while to build a bomb like that.
  • (Deadpool): And your builder robots?
  • Alexus: I was GETTING to that! Even if I could use them, one, it's gonna be hard in a firefight. Two, the drones are easy targets. Three, there's no telling how long we have before the H.A.R- Okay, f*** it, calling it HARDRESET, goes off. Four, even if we did, Vi-Tor will troll us again by making it go off quicker. Five, we've used my ingenuity so many times, Vi-Tor should be expecting it.
  • (Deadpool): Ugh, let's just take your word for it and get that damn bomb.
  • Icky: "Wait, Hardreset was basically Warface's planet core, right? What if blowing up Hardreset jumpstarts, well, the hard reset?"
  • Alexus: "Which is why I need to modify the current bomb to try and work around that risk. If we just use it vallena, at best, it just doesn't work, worst-case scenario.... Well, you already explained that."
  • Tiffany: So you're risking the world's life on it?
  • Alexus: Look, if it makes you relieved, I'll attach a powerful respawn generator to restore everything should that occur.
  • Ralph:... I guess it's an improvement.
  • Izzy: Alright, I think I found the ship. It's somewhere at latitude 140 degrees south and longitude 10 degrees east, moving only a mile an hour towards Gunning Rock.
  • Juke's voice: "Why the devil are those idiots going there?! They're supposed to head to the battlefield!"
  • Tigress: "..... Rourke is present afterall.... I think I have a good idea why that ship is not following directions."

Artaxerxes ship.

  • An Omicronised Helga was seen leading a large battalion of Shocktroopers, having captured the entire ship crew and secured the cure bomb.
  • Helga: ".... (On intercom) Has the ship new navigator set course?"
  • Shocktrooper Navigator: "Aye, Miss Helga. I'm already setting course to crash this ship right into a place known as "Gunning Rock". That should cause the rig to sink into the bottom and the device with it."
  • Helga: "Good. After that, we'll be back home in time for the fireworks. (Turns off intercom) Okay men, I want this place tighter than Fort Knox, seal off any entrances and set all defenses to be against anything not apart of this ship or us. Leave no stone unturned, and remember, and I can't f*****g stress this enough, if you hear or see anything weird, warn everyone right away, don't do anything stupid, just sound the alarm, okay?"
  • Shocktroopers: "MA'AM YES MA'AM?!"
  • Helga: Excellent! (They left as she got into a sweet tech suit with a jetpack and two Omicron dual blasters)... Come and get me, Lodgers! This time, we're ready!
  • ???: (Icky let out a comical Tarzan yell as the submarine crashed and killed many Shocktroopers comically)
  • Helga:... Definitely wasn't ready for that.
  • Sam: Hey, Helga! Still with Rourke even though he keeps ditching you in the canon movie or non-SAF crossovers?
  • Helga: "Oh, ha-ha-ha, you're a real Comedy Central comedian, wise guy!"
  • Max: Well if the joke fits, laugh at it.
  • Helga: "Alright. Here's a joke: Knock-Knock!"
  • Max: "Oh, who's there?"
  • Helga: "HEAT-SEEKING MISSLES!! (Fires that from the blasters)!"
  • Max: "Heat-seeking missiles who-" (They dodged them as they followed)
  • Helga: HEAT-SEEKING MISSILES UP YOUR BUTTHOLE THROUGH YOUR ENTIRE DIGESTIVE SYSTEM AND OUT OF YOUR MOUTH CARRYING ALL YOUR ENTRAILS!!! NOW GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I GET SO SICK I PUKE!!!
  • Sam: (They guided the missiles to her as she took the hit and recovered by bathing in pixellanium)... Well that didn't work.
  • Max: You think?
  • Pang Bing: "It seems rather frank that Vi-Tor made good on his vow of intensifying his pawns here."
  • Kowalski: I just hate awry experiments of mine.
  • Skipper: Yay verily! Let's just kick her c**t into last Veterans' Day!
  • Helga: Get over here and try.
  • (Deadpool): SURE THING, BUTT CROTCH!!! (A Shocktrooper scoffed and laughed as they fought and Deadpool QTEs Alexus into curing her and everyone else around her)
  • Helga: Uggh! Please tell me that was the UUniverses' WORST fever dream!
  • Skipper: You could say that.
  • Helga: (Pointing her revolver up) JESUS, BACK OFF, YOU MISFIT SAVAGES!!!!
  • Sam: Relax, tootsies, we just need the bomb you've tried to steal. Your ditch-happy buddy Roarke is planning to re-Big Bang the UUniverses for Vi-Tor unless we get that bomb.
  • Helga: ".... That, doesn't sound like something Mang would really allow us to do."
  • Icky: "Well duh, he clearly said Vi-Tor's making him do it! So, are you giving us the bomb or not?"...
  • Helga: "Do I LOOK like I'm in the position to be resistant here?!"
  • Icky: "..... Yeah, now I realize that asking that was pointless."
  • Skipper: "Okay team. We secure our medicine for the planet's core.... Now for the interesting part."

Later...

  • Napoleon: CHAAAARGE!!! (They charge towards Rourke's fortress on the Artaxerxes as this music played with Deadpool controlling the turrets via Bryson)
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The Halo 3 Warthog Run The Complete Extended Version

  • (Deadpool)/Bryson: GET SOOOOOME!!!!!! (The music continued as they boated to the fortress)
  • (Deadpool): OH, THIS IS SO MUCH MORE FUN THAN RIDING A SENTINEL BOOT WHILE BLASTING THE LIVING ENTRAILS OUTTA CLONES!!!
  • Alexus: JUST SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH AND LET ME-
  • (Deadpool): Calm your titties, Smart Girl!
  • Alexus: MY NAME IS ALEXUS!!!
  • (Deadpool): Whatever. (They continued as they bumped around and the momentum of the turbulence helped the upgrades to the bomb more than break it) IT'S OKAY, WE TOTALLY MEANT TO DO THAT!!!
  • (WB Deadpool): I'm gonna have to call bulls***.
  • Tiffany: I HAVE A HARD TIME BELIEVING THAAAAAAAUUUUAAAAUUUUAAAA!!!!
  • Puss: DEADPOOLIO, ARE YOU PURPOSEFULLY ATTRACTING TOO MUCH HEAT ON OUR COJONES?!?
  • (Deadpool): Hold your p***y, p***y!
  • Puss: (Yells at him in Spanish until cat screaming as they crashed on a rock breaking the turret)
  • (Deadpool): HOLD UP, GUYS, TIME OUT FOR A SECOND!!! NEED TA FIX OUR F*** DISPENSER!!! (He QTEs the comically failing repairs)... Yeah, this is gonna end well.
  • Melman: WE'RE GONNA DIE, FOR THE THOUSANDTH TIME!!!!!
  • (Deadpool): STOP BEING A PUNKASS, I GOT THIS!! C'MON, C'MON, F*****G CMAAAAAAAAAAANNN, BUTTON MASH SOMETHING!!! (The turret cartoonishly overcharged and annihilated an entire battle fleet) SWEET SEXY CHIMICHANGA-SELLING FOREIGN LADIES!!!!! THAT WAS AWESOME!!! (They moved forward as Deadpool controlled the turret through Bryson again until being launched into the air via ramp rock)
  • Bryson: (He searched for instructions only ending with a Barbie doll appalling in disgust after touching something wet, a rubber chicken, a sex doll, and finally instructions as he harmonized in victory before it was blown away by the wind) AHH, STINK PIXELS!!!! (Everyone yelled comically as the ship landed safely and Deadpool controlled the turret again)
  • Nick: IT HURTS TO YELL!!!!
  • (Deadpool): POP POP WATCH EM DROP!!! (They head for the fortress and Deadpool jumped a ramp before accidentally bumping Ralph, Tiffany and Alexus together blushing in embarrassment as they soar through the air while gracious music played until they comically failed and the ship blew up and the heroes got out of the water)... AND WE MADE IT, BABY!!!!
  • Alexus: Glad the bomb survived. And just in time because that trauma finished it.
  • (Deadpool): Well then... YOU GUYS READY TO GET CRAZY?!
  • Patrick: I'M ALREADY HEARING VOICES!!!!!
  • Sparx: Oy, he's already got PTSD.
  • Spyro: Let's just go.

Rourke's Fortress

  • A heavily fortified door was seen.
  • Shocktrooper Commander: "Okay men, it's a safe garrentie that nothing is gonna break down this door. Nothing."
  • Shocktrooper 1: Okay, why do we say stuff like that and never learn? Next thing we know the Lodgers will come bursting in random guns blazing and- (They appeared and did just that) DAMMIT, RIGHT WHEN I SAID IT! YA REALLY SPOKE TOO SOON, SIR?! (He was blasted as they entered the bomb control room to confront Rourke, Omicronized to be quadrupled in size while appearing in his Crystal-tainted form)
  • (Deadpool): DAYYUM, ROURKEY, YOU SCARY!!!
  • Rourke: (Dry monstrous yet same-tone voice) Ugh, those guys had ONE job! No matter, we go through minions like copy paper. You guys have been quite a bigger pain in the neck than ever. A solid gold Kewpie doll isn't even good enough for this. How's about a Platinum Kewpie doll, and a Darwin Award?
  • Pervis: "Ohhhhh, A Darwin Award? What's that?"
  • Rourke: "It's something ya get after dying for doing something REALLY stupid..... Like you guys, coming after me."
  • Pervis: "..... The death part ruins it for me."
  • Rourke: "Look at it this way. (Activates a hologram of the planet's core being a perfect circle bomb with the H.A.R.D.R.E.S.E.T.) H.A.R.D.R.E.S.E.T. will reset the timestream back to the birth of the universes. There, Vi-Tor will get an opportunity to become an outer god, and shape the universes into his favor."
  • Icky: "But what makes the psyco sure he won't get hard-reseted too?!"
  • Rourke: "Well, normally this would be confidential, but, hey, we're gonna be hard-reseted anyway, so why not? I won't get into too much detail, but, let's just say, he's taken up residence in a dimension separate from the universes. It will remain completely unaffected, because it is where cyberspace knowledge, will be forever held."
  • Shifu gasps....
  • Shifu: "(Quietly) The Cybervoid...... It's real....."
  • Rourke: "Now, as pointless H.A.R.D.R.E.S.E.T. will make this, I may as well spend my final hours before the Hardreset happens, kicking your asses, for making MORONS out of my soldiers?!"
  • Gazelle: "Why bother with this, Rourke? Surely you realized that you would end up being reseted too while Vi-Tor would complete his goals without you?!"
  • Rourke: "Well, technically, it's not like we're permanently wiping out our current existence, we all would eventually come back..... As proud servents of Vi-Tor in his perfect image. And hey, on the pluside..... (Readies his weapons) Ya won't even remember the pain, as I am about to put each and everyone of ya through."
  • Bryson:... Well we're poxed!
  • Icky: THE HELL WAS THAT JOKE SUPPOSED TO MEAN?! (Rourke attacked while this music played)
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Top Gun Combat Zones Menu Music ( Plane Select )

  • (WB Deadpool): "Okay, I'm gonna have to cry "Inconsistent" here, because we suddenly went from Halo Music to Top Gun Music!"
  • All Heroes: (Dubbed as Pony.exe characters) NOBODY CARES!
  • Sparx: We went through alot of soundtracks from alot of Games, and one Imagine Dragons Song?! Nobody cares!
  • Rourke: THEN CARE ABOUT THIS, DAMMIT!!! (He blasted pixellanium energy at them as Bill Wilhelm screamed)
  • Icky: "Don't worry guys! If we die, the bomb will reset!"
  • Rourke: "Would this be a bad time to mention that the bomb's timer is in REAL-TIME?! No death screen reset would save ya!"
  • Icky: AW, COME OOOOOOONNN!!!!! (Vi-Tor was heard laughing)
  • Puss: We will get you for this, amenemigo!
  • Lord Shen: "I AM NOT AMUSED BY THIS?!"
  • Rourke: Deal with it! This is Vi-Tor's realm now! You want to take it back? Go ahead and try!! (He attacked and he was invulnerable until being struck by hard background obstacles as he leaped away to a nearby aircraft carrier near a jet)
  • Sparx: What's he doing with that je- (He picked it up) HOLY CRAP HE PICKED UP THAT JET!!!!
  • Rourke: DODGE THIS!!! (They avoided the tossed jet as it exploded through QTE)
  • Jumba: Done! (Rourke growls and throws a military helicopter and a tiltrotor at them missing)
  • Banzai: THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO?!
  • Rourke: NOOOOOOOOOOoooooo!!! (He went and picked up the entire aircraft carrier as everyone's eyes cartoonishly engorged with an aoogah or their jaws dropped) HOW'S ABOUT THIS?!
  • Banzai: HACKS, I CALL HACKS!!!! (The aircraft carrier was tossed at them as they died with the death screen while the fortress remained intact)
  • (YB Deadpool):... Holy s***!
  • (WB Deadpool): Did NOT see that coming.
  • (Deadpool): Oh, I'm not impressed. I've fought mutants who could do better than that. (He respawns them)
  • Gilda: HOLY S***!!!!
  • Merlin: Did NOT see that coming!
  • Phil: NOT IMPRESSED!!! I'VE TRAINED A GUY WHO CAN DO THAT!!!!
  • Rourke: (He jumped back in) NOW do you understand the power I possess?! (He threw more at them as this played)
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You Can't Stop This Mother F***** - Tyler Bites (Deadpool 2) Juggernaut Theme

  • (WB Deadpool): Isn't this song not out yet?
  • (Deadpool): My sequel, my rules! (They continue)
  • Icky: "Now's not a good time, Wade?!"
  • (Deadpool): Hush up and let me finish this. This chapter is getting too long as it is. (After an amazing fight with the Top Gun music playing again, a QTE had Alexus use a cannon to launch the bomb down a large pipe at the center of the room, reaching at the 00:20 HARDRESET, hitting it and turning the core back to normal, but with a HUGE explosion as the Lodgers protected themselves from the blast and Rourke endured it as Alexus fired an antidote dart that he caught only to be forced into him by an arriving Helga)
  • Helga: (As she dodged an attacking and reverting Rourke) ENOUGH, ROURKE! (She slaps him to his senses)...
  • Rourke:... Oh, you cannot be serious. What the heck happened?!
  • Helga: "One hint: It involves Junjie being retarded again."
  • Rourke: ".... Ugh, for the love of god, I hope Mang is in the process of kicking that crazy fox's ass! (The duo suddenly found themselves in a lazer-cage).... Awwww, crap."
  • Ralph: "Oh, and yes, Cobra has already proceeded to do exactly that to Junjie."
  • Icky: "Ya caused Warface alot of trouble here, Dorke!"
  • Roukre: "Awww crap, and there goes my retirement plan for this place depending on whatever happens to the League in the end. I would've made a great illegal arms dealer for this place and live off the profit I would've made with it!"
  • Lord Shen: ".... Why am I not that surprised you would plan to semi-retire here?"
  • Rourke: "I know, I know, it ain't surprising that a violent mercenary would retire in a war-trodden planet, I know, not exactly the most original prospect in the world, but at least it makes sense."
  • Sam: "Well look at the brightside, at least you two can talk about your complicated relationship issues about you always ditching her in NON-Saf medias and the canon film."
  • Rourke: "Can you, can you NOT bring that s*** up?!"
  • Baloo: Hey, don't ignore the elephant in the room, dude.
  • Helga:... For the record, I helped cure you.
  • Rourke: (Sighs) This is going to be a long discussion.
  • Ralph: Your fates will be decided soon. Now, we must reach our last stop: Zootopia.
  • (Deadpool): Yeah, let's just skip. (Fast-forwards through the tutorial)

Zootopia

  • The Group appeared in a vine-covered Zootopia and the ruins of a donation drive seen.....
  • Gazelle: "(Stares shocked)...... What happened to the Zootopia that I loved."
  • Icky: "Yeeehhh. It looks like Poison Ivy had been here."
  • Iago: ".... Is it me, or does it feel like that Zootopia got the Batman Arkham treatment?"
  • Duke looks to see the Museum....
  • Duke: ".... The Vines are originating from the Museum."
  • Pang Bing: "I worry that we may not like the answer to our conundrum."
  • A realistic hyena sound was heard.
  • Lord Shen: "(Readies weapon) OKAY, HOWEVER SAID THAT, REVEAL YOURSELF, NOW?!"
  • Glowing eyes veered into the distance, as a feralised Hecktor came forth, making realistic hyena sounds while slobbering more then Ed!
  • Gazelle stared shocked and drumatised......
  • Gazelle: "..... (Dsitroted) Hecktor?"
  • Icky: ".... Jesus H Christ, what frat-house party did HE went into?!"
  • Pang Bing: "I am sensing that he is not in his right mind! He appears to have devolved into a primal state!"
  • Gazelle: "..... (Still distrot) He..... He...... He's gone..... Savage."
  • Hecktor started to get slowly closer.
  • Icky: "But, how in the heck did that happened?!"
  • Duke took a closer look of the vines, and yelped when he realized what was on them: Blooming Night Howlers!
  • Duke: "NIGHT HOWLERS?!"
  • Everyone looks to see the same thing and got shocked!
  • Sir Hiss: "Oh, dear. (Gulp). At least, we figured out what's wrong with the old boy."
  • Razoff: "Not to worry, (Readies his gun) A professional hunter always prepares! (Aims it at Hecktor)!"
  • Gazelle: "NO DON'T?! (Pounces onto Razoff and makes him missed, causing Hecktor to back off at least abit) I KNOW HE'S NOT HIMSELF AT THE MOMENT, BUT DEEP DOWN, HE'S STILL HECKTOR?!"
  • Bubbha: "Ya done mean to tell us you expect us to not defend ourselves from a measly Hyena like that?"
  • More animal sounds are heard as more feralised Zootopians came out of the mists.
  • Earl: "..... An army of critters, now that's a different tale."
  • The Feralised beasts surround the heroes.
  • Private starts to whimper.
  • Skipper: "What a way to go.... Surrounded by virtually the entire animal kingdom!"
  • Sirens were heard!
  • A ZPD police truck drove down the area, scaring the ferals out of the way as it arrived to the heroes, the door opening up to reveal Judy Hopps and Nick Wilde in riot gear!
  • Nick Wilde: "(German Accent) Come with us if you want to live!"
  • Judy: "..... Nick, I thought we agreed to NOT go for the Exterminator reference!"
  • Nick Wilde: "Aw come on, Carrots, I thought I'd lighten up the mood abit!"
  • Spongebob: "Nick! Judy!"
  • Nick Quine: Right here!
  • SpongeBob: Not YOU Nick, HIM Nick!
  • Nick Wilde: "Whoa, I know my name is abit commonplace, but wow! Small universe, am I right?"
  • Judy: "Just get in the car, guys!"
  • Ralph: Just, a slight issue with your choice of transportation..... The size, issue.
  • Judy: (They saw the police truck was too small for all of them)... Oh.
  • Nick Wilde: I TOLD you we should've gotten the Jumbo Max!
  • Judy: "The Jumbo Max was made for elephants and other large enough mammals, I couldn't reach the pedals for those things!"
  • Nick Wilde: "We could've just stack a bunch of books on it, or just have you work the steering wheel while I did the pedals! Or get Clawhauser to drive!"
  • Judy: "He doesn't have his license yet?! He has to carpool to work with Jade and the others to get here!"
  • Alexus: Ugh, I got this! (She uses a ray to convert the truck into a multi-cart convoy)
  • Judy:... Just a heads up, Bogo may not nessersarly approve any un-autherise changes to police property, but, it works. (They got in and drove off as the ferialised Zootopians look on.)
  • Icky: "..... So..... Care to explain why Zootopia looks like the end result of an average Poison Ivy visit?"
  • Nick Wilde: "We'll save storytime when we get to the shelter, kids."
  • Duke: "Tch, nice to know that even in dishastors, you keep a humorious wit, Wilde."
  • Nick Wilde: "Hi to you too, Duke of Bootlegs."
  • Thunderclap: "I'm, confused, why aren't the feralised critters chasing us?"
  • Judy: "Oh, well, it was recently discovered that savaged animals are actselly very fearful of cars and loud-noises."
  • Lord Shen: ".... The loud noises part makes sense, but, why are they afraid of cars?"
  • Nick Wilde: "Well, not nessersarly the car itself, but rather, they fear on how un-natural it looks to them. It's a commen trait for unsentients to fear things that don't look made-in-nature, because to them, things like cars, look otherworldly."
  • Gazelle looked sadden.
  • Judy: "..... Gazelle, what's wrong?"
  • Nick Wilde: "Actselly, Carrots..... Moments ago, I saw Hecktor on all fours and acting savage back there.... I think I have a good idea why the Princess of Pop ain't looking so cheery."
  • Judy: "..... Gazelle, don't you worry, we're going to get to the bottom of this, just as soon as we reach the shelter."

Shelter

  • Judy: Put it simply, Gazelle, Zootopia's been infested by a kind of mutated Night Howler, being called 'Vineler'.
  • Ethan: Wow, that is the dumbest name I ever heard.
  • Ralph: (As Tiffany and Alexus stared at him romantically while doing some work) Meh, I've heard worse.
  • Judy: And what's worse is that Bellwether had planted the plant, while Whyte has been reported missing!
  • Nick Wilde: And alot of us are afraid that him going poof, and the Vineler, might be connected somehow!
  • Icky: "Tch. My money is that The Vineler IS Whyte, being turned into a mutant plant. Trust us, we been through ALOT! Alot of our usual enemies have been mutanted by Vi-Tor into being freaks! It's expected at this point."
  • Nick Wilde: "I'll bet you my father's watch on that."
  • Judy: "(Rolls her eyes at Nick Wilde making a soon to be regrettable bet as she approaches Ralph) So, Ralph, what exactly have you been doing?"
  • Ralph: "Basicly making a plant only cure tonic for these mutanted Night Howlers. Thing is, just spraying the stuff everywhere would have a limited effect, so, we need to get to the museum and find the prime shorce of the plant to have a more lasting effect. In theory, it would cure the ferals as well when the tonic effects the pollen of the plant as well."
  • Nice Wilde: "Be warned that the museum is where Bellwether, and potaintionally Tyler, are hiding out in, since it was where the plant showed up. Can't garrentie curing everything would be as simple as that."
  • Ralph: "Like it was ever supposed to be on Easy Difficulty? It is pretty much the last level before the level with the final boss, so challenge is expected."
  • Judy and Nick Wilde were confused by that.....
  • Icky: ".... He's operating under video game logic, just, roll with it."

The Museum.

  • The Police Cruser smashes into the museum as all the heroes got out ready for combat, seeing the museum covered in vines.
  • The group reached the center-hole exhibit where Judy and Nick Wilde had their final confrontion with Bellwether.
  • Nick Wilde: "(Sniffs in).... Ahh nostalgia."
  • Judy: "This was where we had a final stand with Bellwether."
  • ???: "Kinda symbolic, don't you think?"
  • Bellwether emerges from the shadows, looking like Arkham Poison Ivy.
  • (Deadpool): "HOLY DC COMICS COPYRIGHT VIOLATION, BATMAN?!"
  • Gazelle became even more surprised!
  • Gazelle: "..... Dawn......"
  • Bellwether: "Well well well, if it ain't the prima-donna! Fancy running into you again! It's a pity though, that pretty much this is our last song and dance together."
  • Icky: "Let us guess..... You're going to kill us off, are you?"
  • Bellwether: "(Chuckles) Noooo, of course not.... (Raises her hoof) He is. (Snaps her hoof-toes)."
  • Things began to rumble, as growing from the vine-covered exhibit Judy and Nick were in, arose Whyte rising out as a giant vine-monster with a pattern on the vines looking like his suit, as the flower on his chest was the prime Night Howler flower, as the creature roared!
  • Bellwether: "You all met Tyler, right? Or more rather..... Vineler."
  • Nick Wilde: "..... Annnnnd, there goes my dad's watch. (Gives it to Icky)."
  • Bellwether: "And some people say Tyler would never amount to anything. Well, he amounted to something alright..... And he's almost bigger than the entire museum.... Tootles. (Disappears in vines as the group were left with Vineler)."
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Batman Arkham Asylum OST - Wild Vine

  • (WB Deadpool): "How surprising, a Batman Arkham Asylum inspired scenario uses the game's actual music. Probuly should've seen THAT coming 9000 miles away."
  • (Deadpool): Let's just make a salad out of that monster.
  • Frank: Well, this is going to- (He was cartoonishly mashed by a giant vine)... Ow!
  • Bill: (He ran with Dodo and White Rabbit holding his tail as he detached his tail)
  • White Rabbit: Oh, I hate it when he does that!!
  • Bill: (His tail grew back and he hit a wall)... I really gotta watch where I'm going!
  • Vineler roared at them!
  • Tiffany: Ugh! First time I need to tell a plant to go get a mint!
  • Icky: "Hey, how come Tyler ain't talking?"
  • Duke: "Something tells me that even as part of the Night Howlers, Tyler still became savage from it!"
  • Tiffany: Then let's take care of it. Alexus?
  • Alexus: Way ahead of you.
  • Nick Wilde: I think we'd need more than that.
  • Judy: Lucky we managed to obtain some Day Dreamers. They'll help eliminate the savagery inside him.
  • Melman: You sure about this?
  • Judy: If you want him to be back to normal but be savage, go ahead.
  • Melman: Noted. (Deadpool took control of Team Scattergood as they hop on the digitally-summoned Terriklon to attack at the vines)
  • (Deadpool): YEEEEEEEEHAAAAAW, I'M ON A ROLL!!! (Vineler was weakened)
  • Kowalski: HE'S PINNED!!
  • Tigress: Now we can find a weak spot.
  • Ralph: "(Sees the prime flower on the top-right of Vineler's body!) I see the Prime Flower on the top right of the shoulder area! A good shot and we can kiss this weed problem goodbye!"
  • Vineler: (Roars in anger and grows multiple flowers from the prime)
  • Icky: OH, F*** THAT NOISE!!! (Vineler grew more arms but remained weak and fought them)
  • Razoff: We'll have to take out those flowers. Which should be where I come fro- (They dodged a vine attack) UGH! Will you guys keep him still while I find a good firing spot?
  • Lord Shen: EASIER DONE THAN SAID! (His upgraded blade sliced through the vines and everyone found ways to pin it further)
  • (Deadpool)/Razoff: One shot, one pixel! Really? Ugh! (He fired at all except one as Vineler smacked away the other as it ended up ricocheting onto the flower exposing it as everyone fired at the prime flower as he shrieked)
  • Kowalski: DIRECT HIT!
  • Alexus: MY turn! (She fired a Day Dreamer-serum dart at the prime flower finally curing Whyte)
  • Whyte was seen knocked out.
  • The vines began to omit a curing pollen that would cure all of the feralised Zootopians, even a de-Omnicroned Bellwether.
  • Nick Wilde: "..... Well..... That went, quicker then expected."
  • Nick Quine: Yeah.
  • Bellwether: (Tyler got up and got angry at Bellwether)... Uhhh... No hard feelings?
  • Whyte: "No..... Hard..... FEELINGS?! YOU RANDOMLY KIDNAPPED ME AND DID SOMETHING I ASSUMED HORRORABLE, (BELLWETHER RAN AWAY SHEEP-SCREAMING AS WHYTE CHARGED AFTER HER), YOU ACCURSED EWE?!"
  • Bellwether: "(Gets cornered) Wait wait wait wait! (Points to Glasses) You wouldn't hit a little female sheep with glasses, would you? (Whyte takes the glasses and hits her with it) OW?!.... You hit a little sheep, WITH glasses..... Huh.... Your a cheeky devil, aren't ya? (Gets grabbed by the neck as Bellwether makes comical expressions) HEEEEEEK?!"
  • Whyte: "If I had a pair of razors on me, I SHAVE THE ENTIRE WOOL OF YOUR WORTHLESS, SCRAWNY BODY?!"
  • Nick Wilde: "D'awwww, is the widdle kitty kat in a bad mood?"
  • Whyte looks at the heroes.
  • Whyte: "...... As if, my day, isn't bad enough! You clowns better stand back, or the midget of a sheep gets it!"
  • Icky: "Ya know Ty, Zootopia's going back to normal now, that means that soon enough it would include the rest of the ZPD, and they are likely gonna remember that you were out of your cage. Ya may as well drop Bo Peep's reject lamb and give up."
  • Bellwether: Really? Going to throw THAT silly joke at me?
  • Whyte: "SHUT UP! (He punches her) Do you seriously think I would pass up an opportunity of being free, espeically after the appearent HELL I went through?! Nothing is gonna make me come back to rot in that prison with the other degenerates of society?!"
  • Lord Shen: "You don't want us to be forceful about this, Whyte. It will end poorly for you."
  • Whyte: (Growls and threw Bellwether at them and dipped in pixellanium becoming a giant whale-sized purple tiger roaring until Alexus unamusingly cured him and knocked him out with a single dart and tranquilizer dart)...
  • Icky: Aw thank god, ya saved us from having to deal with his ass again.
  • Bellwether:... Even though I barely seriously remember it, last time I ever drag that crazy tiger into anything!
  • Judy: Don't think you can go back to Nefarious after this. You're going straight back to jail.
  • Bellwether: Big deal! He'll bust me out again.
  • Nick Wilde: And what about those inmates whom you still owe a debt to since being first abducted? Especially the killers? I would imagine that a lot of them have, abandonment issues about that.
  • Bellwether:... Balls! Now would be a good time for Nefarious to beam me up! (That happened)
  • Nick Wilde:... Sheep!
  • Judy: NICK!
  • Nick Wilde: What, I'm just using it ironically here.
  • Gazelle: Well, I guess that's it then.
  • Ralph: Good thing, too. We need to head back to the hub and prepare for our plan of action.
  • Lord Shen: "Miss Hopps, Wilde, can we trust you to keep Whyte out of anymore trouble?"
  • Nick Wilde: "Oh it's a forgone conclusion. (Starts swinging the cuffs) It's part of the job after all."
  • Gazelle: "And Judy?.... Can you, go make sure Hecktor's okay for me? Given that I am likely gonna vanish quickly because of forces we can't currently explain, I might not be able to do that myself."
  • Judy: "Officer's honor, Miss Gazelle."
  • (Deadpool): FINALLY! MSM said editing this chapter was slow as molasses.
  • (MSM): DP, what did we say about speaking of the producers' affairs? This isn't about us.
  • (Deadpool): Not many people read this stuff anyway.
  • (Scroopfan): "(Gets depressed)......."
  • (Deadpool): "....... Ohhhhhhhhh. I, probably shouldn't've said that."
  • (MSM): No c**! You and I are going to have a nice long talk about being careful about what you say. Now back to the show... Or game. (A loading screen was seen)
  • (WB Deadpool): "Nice one, Genius. You pulled the Producer out of his fantasy world that he isn't in a hiatused crossover series in thanks to a potaintionally corrupted hard-drive on his old computer."
  • (Deadpool): "OH HOW WAS I SUPPOSE TO REALISE THAT?! I THOUGHT HE ALREADY ACKNOWLEDGES IT?!"
  • (YB Deadpool): "You owe him something VERY nice for that!"
  • (Deadpool): Ugh! Fine! I'll get him Burger King. Let's just get back to the game.

Chapter 4: About The Cybervoid/Journey In The Pixel Wasteland

Dragon Temple

  • Krebs: Alright, while credits are being spent, Shifu, I need to ask, what did you mean earlier by 'The Cybervoid DOES exist'?
  • Shifu: "(Sighs)..... Very well..... Have you ever wondered why Cyberspace isn't in the same existence as the United Universes?"
  • Icky: ".... Actselly, yes, that is a huge inconsistentcy with how video game worlds are perfectly here yet cyberspace as a whole is never among us."
  • Shifu: "That, is in thanks, to the Cybervoid."

KFP Sytile Flashback.

  • (Shifu): "The Cybervoid is a limbo-like plain of existence that stands between our reality, and cyberspace. It is a recent dimention compaired to others, but it is nonetheless a remarkable and strange place. It is a mystical and mysterious place that has been around, since the invention of the first computer."
  • (Lord Shen): ".... Why does this cybervoid exist?"
  • (Shifu): "It exists to maintain the digital and recorded knowledge all civilisations have inserted into cyberspace, as well as a lifestream to all Sentient A.I. of the Universes, which includes video games. It is what normally keeps things like the Omicron Characters, from crossing into our world."
  • (Icky): "Well apart from the obvious on how much Vi-Tor's screwing up our reality, why does the Cybervoid need to exist, I mean, what's the point?"
  • (Shifu): "Due to the mysterious nature of the Cybervoid, there is no definitive answer. But, there is throeies. And, I know of the most prevelent of all. It is said that the Cybervoid exists, to keep cyberspace from spreading into the universes, and bring dataitcal chaos into the universes. Programs are not able to co-exist easily in our worlds, espeically if designated as foes. And we saw the effects of their interaction here. But, this throey gets worse. If Vi-Tor goes through with his plans to make our reality more like Cyberspace..... Then the cyberviod will end up reckindising our universes and worlds as cyberspace, and proceed.... To suck everything in. (A large digital portal opens up, as large, indestructable probe-like machines in the shape of Computers and Gaming Consoles began to fly enmass torwords the infected Universe) Done so.... By the Guardians of Cyber. The Machines, are indestructable. Unfightable..... Unreasonable. Not even the power of the Uniter Blade, would ever deter them. The machines won't stop, until the cyberised universes, are all taken across the Cybervoid, into Cyberspace."
  • The Flashback ends with a drumatic flash!

Reality.

  • Shifu: "..... Where our universes, will be trapped there, for all enturnity......"
  • Mantis: "...... So basicly..... Our universes internet..... Is another plain of existence......"
  • Icky: "..... Well that just makes the Net Neutrolly issue even more shittier then-"
  • Shenzi smacks Icky!
  • Shenzi: "NO, REAL LIFE REFERENCES!"
  • Icky: WELL SOOOOOORY!!!!
  • Po: "..... Wait.... Are you saying that, an unstoppable digital army in the shape of computers and gaming consoles, are gonna drag us all into Cyberspace if Vi-Tor succeeds in cyberising the universes?"
  • Shifu: "It is mostly a throey, but one I learned from Oogway."
  • Po: "..... Well, hopefully, it is only a throey, because, so far, our Universes have been cyberised for the most part, and those Cyber Guardians haven't shown up!"
  • Ralph: "That's kinda why we're here. We're here to stop your reality from becoming ours so the Guardians DON'T wake up. Your lucky that thanks to us and other heroes, Vi-Tor's Cyberising plans are not completed and his best shots had failed. But make no mistake. For as long as he remains undefeated, he'll learn what works and what doesn't and then use a plan even we can't stop. Once so, he will get the Universes cyberised, and only then, would the Guardians become an issue."
  • Viper: "But why would these guardians do this? Don't those machines understand that our universe wasn't originally apart of Cyberspace?"
  • Soothsayer: "The Guardians of Cyber are amoral in nature, I'm afraid. They were born from the Cybervoid to clean up cyber-space being spilled over. They are not able to understand any tecnecallities, or moral failicies in their actions. They only do their job, and preventing Cyber-Space chaos is what matters to them."
  • Sandy: "...... How could Vi-Tor be so stupidly crazy to do this?! Doesn't he know?!"
  • Shifu: "Vi-Tor's knowledge is dependent of our knowledge. And since little is known of the Cybervoid, as far as he knows, the Guardians don't exist to him. That is why he is so bold to lerk in the Cybervoid."
  • Icky: "WELL WHY DIDN'T THOSE BOTS SHOWED UP TO SNAG VI-TOR OR THE OTHER OMICRON CHARACTERS, OR TEAM SCATTERGOOD FOR THAT MATTER?!"
  • Alexus: "That's because they're a last resort force. They only wake up if the Universes has REALLY been badly infected by Cyberspace."
  • Iago: "You mean the fact that we're ruled by Video Game tropes and that we repeatedly die, IS NOT BAD ENOUGH FOR THEM?! HOW MUCH WORSE DOES THE UNIVERSE NEED TO BE TO GET THEIR ATTENTION?!"
  • Ralph: "When all things organic turn to pure code. That gets their attention. The thing about Game Tropes and repeated deaths are actselly a minor case."
  • Bubbha: "..... Well, at least we kept the Universes from gettin' THAT bad then."
  • Bryson: "But for how long until Vi-Tor desides to be really nasty?"
  • News Anchur: "(Appears from a holographic TV) We interupt your broadcast for an impourent news bulliton. The escaped agtaginst of the Omicron Video Game, Viral Vi-Tor, has issued a threat about his desires to cyberised the Universes."
  • Vi-Tor: "ATTENTION, ALL PEOPLE OF THIS REALITY?! I AM BROADCASTING THIS FROM AN ANOMAMUS PLACE SO I AM ABLE TO SPEAK NON-GLITCH-LIKE AND BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY?! I have been given the impression that the Lougers, Team Scattergood, and all heroes from across the spectrum, have repeatedly disrespected my desires to have a stable form in your reality! My feelings, are hurt..... SO I AM FORCE TO PLAY HARDBALL NOW?! Obviously the usual scum and villainy aren't enough! I desided to really bring in the worse of the worse to get this reality cybersied to allow me a stable form! I now have no choice, BUT TO DRAG THE DARKSPAWN INTO MY AMBITIONS TO GET A STABLE FORM?! And I will do it, with the Pixilumium I still have lying around in your worlds, and a speical new project that I will announce when I feel approbeate, so it's to discourage a premature visit from heroes! In the meantime, to atthive this, I desided that I need to get Omicron the company, back up and running, to help me! And all of the Universes heroes? Be warned. I have desided to set myself into Insane Difficulty mode for now on! And if you thought I was being nasty before!? (Laughs maniacly!).... See what happens when you charge after me again!"
  • News Anchur: "You heard it here first. Vi-Tor has threaten a Darkspawnian Doomsday, and only the Lougers and the Omicron Protaginests can hopely stop this! (The Hologram gets cut off!)......"
  • Icky: "..... Oh no...... HE'S GOING TO DRAG THE DARKSPAWN INTO THIS?!"
  • Iago: "Awwwwww, craps?!"
  • Monkey: "Think it's likely Tri-Corn got ahold of thi-"
  • Tri-Corn's voice: "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS!?"
  • Lougers: "OH S**?!"
  • Mantis: "I THINK IT'S A DEFINITE YES?!"

Tri-Corn's office.

  • Tri-Corn: "..... You, do, realised, WHAT YOUR VIDEO GAME CHARACTER HAD JUST THREATEN TO DO?!"
  • Kowalski: WE WERE PLANNING TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!!!!
  • Tricorn: You'd better!
  • Kowalski: We pretty much have to.
  • Patrick: Yeah, because apparently if we don't, unstoppable amoral machine guardians from a dimension of pure code will swallow up the worlds and Shifu said that they're so powerful, even we can't stop them.
  • Tricorn:... WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?
  • Squidward: SHE DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT, YOU BARNACLE HEAD!!!!
  • Tricorn: YOU F*****G IDIOTS!!!!!
  • Kowalski: Okay, we can explain-
  • Tricorn: NO! This idiocy is worth life imprisonment!! Nobody this stupid deserves to save the UUniverses!!!
  • Shifu: Tricorn, remember the Glitchcorn persona!
  • Tricorn: THAT'S EXACTLY MY POINT!!!! I'VE BEEN SCARED MY CYBERNETICS WILL MAKE ME A TARGET!!! I CAN BE CONTROLLED BY THAT MANIAC!!!! YOU GUYS PUT US ALL IN GRAVE DANGER!!!
  • Banzai: WELL YOU AIN'T HELPING WITH THAT BITCHY ATTITUDE OF YOURS!!!! Besides, VI-TOR NEVER EVEN DONE THAT?!
  • Tri-corn: "That is not to suggest that he wouldn't come around to it?! If he frees the Darkspawn and turns them into more pixilised freaks like he did to YOUR ENTIRE ROGUE'S GALLERY, THAT WOULD COMPLETELY PIXILIFY THE UNIVERSES?! AND BASED ON WHAT YOU SAID, WE WOULD BE FURTHER DOOMED BY A LEGION OF CYBERSPACE GUARDIANS, THAT APPEARENTLY EVEN YOU BUNCH CAN'T STOP?! AND ALL BECAUSE, YOU DESIDED TO RELEASE THAT GAME WITHOUT FIGURING THAT ONE OF YOUR CHARACTERS COULD STILL BE MESSED UP BY THAT VIRUS?!"
  • Icky: "IF IT HELPS, THAT MUCH COULD BE THE ARCITECT'S FAULT FOR REVITALISING THAT VIRUS?!"
  • Tri-Corn: "..... Arcitect? You mean, that High-Profiled Darkspawn that has yet to be banished, IS BEHIND THIS?!"
  • Kolwalski: "Well, that's Icky's throey, anyway! He's been recently unsure about all the cowinidences that have been happening since our rescue of Sopony!"
  • Tri-Corn: "..... I can understand not finding something suspicious about the other events up until this point of time, you're used to villains popping up every 6 seconds..... BUT THIS?! I'M AFRAID THAT THIS IS THE POINT IN TIME TO REALISE, THAT THE OTHERWISE IDIOTIC LIVING FOZZIL, COULD BE RIGHT HERE?!"
  • Kolwalski: "Well, we kinda don't have conclusive evidence other then the computer being hot as hell!"
  • Tri-Corn: "..... THEN INVESTIGATE YOUR DAMN COMPUTER NOW?! OR SO HELP ME, I WILL MAKE THE HIGH COUNCIL RECONSIDER PROTECTING YOU BUNCH FROM BAD PR?!"
  • Kolwalski: "Okay okay! I'll scan the computer for anything suspitious! Just please calm down!"
  • Gazelle: "Agreed. Because the angerior you get, the more Glitchcorn activates, and THAT, would risk Vi-Tor's undying attention, and make your fears of you becoming his pawn more likely."
  • Jamica: "I agree with them, Senator. Calm down, before we all regret it."
  • Tricorn: (Sighs) Very well. You better have fixed this soon.
  • Ralph: Let's do it.

Dragon Guardian Temple, Computer's room.

  • They went to the computer which went crazy with an Overwatch Sombra-style Vi-Tor skull on it.
  • Vi-Tor: (Disguised voice) I'm gonna kill you! (Everyone screamed and shut the computer off)... (They turned it back on) I'm gonna- (They turned it off)... (On) I'm gonna ki- (Off)
  • Kowalski: Ugh! The on-off strategy usually works. Looks like we can't do anything about it.
  • Gilda: Then I guess we're bringing it up to VV.
  • Squidward: Like that's going to be easy. He's on a higher difficulty now.
  • Tiffany: Not to mention the Cybervoid is not an easily-accessible realm.
  • Shifu: "Nor was it meant to. It is designed to keep cyberspace from spilling over."
  • Thunderclap: "WELL SO FAR, IT DIDN'T DO A VERY GOOD JOB RECENTLY?!"
  • Shifu: "That could only be because a power greater then convention was behind why Vi-Tor was an exception now."
  • Icky: "I'M SAYING IT'S-"
  • Lord Shen: "Prehistoric One! I believe it is now imperitavive to worry about whether or not Architect has a hand in this for now. But we do agree that a great power is behind this. That means that it takes a great deal of magic to even open up into the Cybervoid."
  • Spyro: "Then we're going to need a lot of magic users for this, beyond what the Lougers have avaluable."
  • Icky: "But can't we just follow on how Ralph and friends got here?"
  • Ralph: "Sadly, our transporter was only made to take us into your reality and back to the world of Omicron. It is not designed to enter the space in between."
  • Icky: "..... Figures."
  • Sandy: "Then let's ask the High Council about getting us some extra help."
  • ???: "No need."
  • Quidilen entered.
  • Quidilen: "When those nice people of Poi-Son got me here, I desided to make a few calls to your friends. (The Other heroes, from the ones encountered on the adventures to ones that didn't, all came in.)"
  • Icky: "..... Damn, Qui, you work QUICK?!"
  • Quidilen: "Why else did you think the VA wanted me back so badly, obvious reasons aside? I even managed to contact the HA and told them about the situation. I warned them that this United Universes' problem could soon become the AUU's problem."
  • Cynder: "Thanks mother. We could use all the help we can get. Cause if you seen the news, Vi-Tor-"
  • Twilight: "We know."
  • Hiccup: "That Vi-Tor desided to make a real Drago Bludvist of himself dragging the Darkspawn into this."
  • Tigger: Ya tellin' me! Our homeworlds have been tainted left and right (Points in the opposite directions) with that nasty purple stuff. The Heffalumps, Jagulars, and Woozles were much scarier than before.
  • Rabbit: And believe it or not, it was being organized by Bowser, in the ACTUAL Skull Cave, while being guarded by the ACTUAL Skullasaurus, WHILE THE BACKSON WAS LEADING THE MAXED MONSTERS!!! And turns out the Backson was actselly a nice monster too. That purple stuff's a menace and a bad influence!
  • Lumpy the Heffalump: They even took my mother.
  • Kion: Scar was much more menacing in his volcano avatar. He almost consumed the Pride Lands in purple lava had the Jungle Crew not shown up.
  • Edd: And don't even get us started on what he did to us!
  • Algor: "Even the super villains of Kratos would frown at what Vi-Tor is doing. We wish to help you subdue that rogue program."
  • Kolwalski: "(Depressed sounding) Why? It was our fault to begin with."
  • Clank: "Try not to be so hard on yourself. This could simply be because of Nefarious' virus from years ago."
  • Kolwalski: "But that's the thing?! I gave Vi-Tor so many patches that any trace of Nefarious' virus should be long gone! The patches used every bit of AUU anti-virus software, given Nefarious' virus' AUU origin, it should've been gone?!"
  • Quidilen: "Well, I feel respondsable as well. Back when I was bad, I gave the Doctor the thing to begin with."
  • Icky: "We know. Spazatron told us that himself when he messed with our game. (Sarcasticly) Thanks for that, by the way!"
  • Quidilen: "I was a different person back then. Now, it's a sin I aim to correct.... With an old friend. (Qui Program blasted through the walls causing Pooh's Team to scatter in panic)....."
  • Qui Program: ".... So...... I take it Nefarious' stupid virus still badly ruined that video game?"
  • Lord Shen: "Did you HAVE to blow up the wall to get here?! Ya made Pooh and his friends panic!"
  • Qui Program: "Hey come on, it was a more badass enterence."
  • Kolwalski: "Good call on getting Qui Program into this. Perhaps you can help us with what Vi-Tor did to our computer."
  • Qui Program: "Unfortunately, from the looks of it, it's a kill-switch firewall. It's designed to kill anything not it's implanter. Trust me. If you want to look for evidence that a Darkspawn tampered with your stuff, your going to need to consult an expert."
  • Lord Shen: "Well unfortunately, due to the sevreity of the situation, a quick visit to Victor may be too inconvinent. Along side the fact that it might not nessersarly be the work of ANY darkspawn, (Icky was about to speak) NEVERMIND THE ARCITECT, mind you!"
  • Qui Program: "Hence why he asked me to record his word on the matter. (Gives out a hologram of Victor Von Creepypants.)"
  • Victor: "If you are concerned that Nefarious' Nefarivirus is still somehow active even after many patches, be assured. The Virus itself is truely gone. But it's enfluence is revived in Vi-Tor. And I had personally sensed that it is the work of Darkspawn. (Icky was about to get smug) However. The figure was smart enough to mask his enfluence, so to make it that it could be any darkspawn who could've done it, so don't be quick to blame the Architect for now. (Icky grumbled annoyed). This time, mere computer programs can't cure the rogue AI of the virus' enfluence alone. Your weaponry will need to be given purifying propterties to mend that broken cyber beast as well. Doing that would automaticly reduse Vi-Tor's ability to enter our world again without outside forces interested enough in him. The High Council will provide such an ability. Just becareful, the masked Darkspawn enfluence has made Vi-Tor more powerful, but growingly desperate. He would resort to grimer tactics to see his desires through. Even going after the player who controls you."
  • Icky: "Ya mean Deadpool?"
  • Victor: "Yes, even if he's Deadpool. Make no mistake, the player is your only hope to be able to stand a chance, or else, without him, Vi-Tor would truely be unstoppable."
  • The Hologram ended.
  • (Deadpool): "..... Yeesh, drumatic much?"
  • Edd: We're doomed.
  • Eddy: Busted.
  • Ed: Nope. Can't think of a word.
  • Little Foot: So what do we do? Dil is a colossal beast that made even Sharptooth run off in fear.
  • Kowalski: We'll think of something.
  • Cera: Well we'll be waiting for the steam to come out of your earholes.
  • Kowalski: Oh, real Hilarious! Now, there's gotta be a way to find a way to get to Vi-Tor in the Cybervoid!
  • Ralph: Well, I think I may have a good idea. He might have a means to enter the Cybervoid himself and has likely kept it at the Pixel Wasteland.
  • Roo: The Pixie what?
  • Ralph: Pixel, Wasteland. It's a place similar to what you call, "The End of the World", only combined with Wonderland. It's a dumping ground for rogue characters in the Video Game Universe, especially things that cause trouble for gamers like Missing Number.
  • Ash: Can we not speak of that abomination?
  • Tai: "Tch, yeah, ya don't see Digimon having a problem with psyco gliches."
  • Ash: "Though kinda ironic you DON'T have that problem, don't ya think, Digi-Wanna-Bes?"
  • Joe: "Oh don't start this now, glory stealers!"
  • Lord Shen: "ENOUGH! Digidestend, and every single member of the Pokemon series from across the years, now is not the time to hold onto your petty rivalries. The impourent thing is to worry about Vi-Tor."
  • Jaden: Eh, it's mainly a thing to be referenced once, anyway.
  • Quidilin: And you think that's where Vi-Tor is hiding a way to enter the Cybervoid, even when he has clearly entered it independently?
  • Ralph: It would mainly be for his followers that don't have that luxery. Besides, it's not out the realm of possability for Vi-Tor to leave that there. What better place to hide anything related to the Cybervoid than in a dumping ground for rogue data? It's the perfect hiding place AND perfect defense against heroes like us for anything Vi-Tor deems impourent.
  • Mewtwo: Well, his grave error is that he had tampered with all the hero teams in the UUniverses and prompting them to all work together to stop him.
  • Qui Program: I wouldn't recommend that. It's possible he considered such a thing and alerted everything there. It's going to be very problematic to just go in charging.
  • Dave Felis: Then what do you suggest?
  • Icky: "Oh hey Dave, how's your heavily hiatused adventure series been doing?"
  • Dave Felis: "(Gets wild anime face) (Like Jontron) I AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN'T HAVING THAT SHIT?!"
  • Sawyer: "..... He clearly doesn't like to be reminded about that."
  • Daxter: Yeah, way to go, pal! Why don't you step on the 20's cartoons for being forgotten while you're at it?
  • Jeffrey: Guys, guys... Guys! Let's not make this a crazy crossovers reunion and focus on the fact that we all have the same problem?
  • Jak: I agree. We need to get into the Pixel Wasteland.
  • Piglet: B-B-But how?
  • Boy Sora: We can do it. We can do anything. I already prepared a Gummi Ship that can accommodate all of us and take us there. It's in the center of the Video Game Universe... Give or take 100 feet.
  • Clank:  Oh sure, bring that joke from our series back with only a slight modification.
  • Petrie: So, what we do when we get there?
  • Pooh: Yes. From the sounds of it, it looks hard.
  • Alex: Pooh, we can do it. Since our Fantasmic crossover event, which was who knows how many years ago, I have seen a boost of confidence in you.
  • Marty: You haven't seen much of him period. He's getting his own entry in the live-action Disney movies soon, for crying out loud.
  • Alex:... Point is, we can surpass any insurmountable odds.
  • Pooh: I don't know what that word means, but I'll take your word for it.
  • Riku: TO THE GUMMI SHIP!

Spinning Batman Cut Later...

  • Danny: (As their giant Gummi Ship traveled through space)... Wow. I need to go out with Dave more often.
  • Donkey/Ed Otter/Lola: Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
  • Shrek/Mr. Whiskers: WE JUST ENTERED THE VIDEO GAME UNIVERSE!!!!
  • Ororo: "Hey, just curious here, just, what exactly is the Pixel Wasteland like visually?"
  • Yen Sid: "Have you made yourself familier with "Epic Mickey"?"
  • Ororo: "Yes, a little."
  • Yen Sid: "Well, imagine that it's like the Cartoon Wasteland, but without much to have hope with."
  • Piglet: ".... That sounds like it isn't gonna be a very happy place."
  • Yen Sid: Indeed. The place is where not just the malicious and rogue go, but also the cancelled, the scrapped, and those on hiatus. The parts of games that never made it. It's quite sad to see what's inside the pixilated cloud barrier.
  • Roger Rabbit: And this is where Vi-Tor has hid his transporty thing? A p-b-b-b-blace of torture and purgatory for video game characters?
  • Yen Sid: It is an eloquent choice to hide. But be warned that it won't be very welcoming to any visitors. The moment we enter, we'll be attacked by the first program that sees us.... At least, the those of them that haven't rendered incredably hopeless to the point that they can't even acknowledge our existence.
  • Tigger: Please, we can show those bruisers a thing or three!
  • Yen Sid: It's not wise to go to assumptions. The Pixel Wasteland is dangerous. If we're going to find Vi-Tor's device to the Cybervoid, we must be careful. He can manipulate molecules and matter now. He can do anything to us if we're not careful.
  • Entrée: Well that just makes us want to cower.
  • Sandy: Uh, guys? Ya'll might wanna see this! (They looked out the windows to see large flowing paths of pixellanium)
  • Owl: Pixellanium?
  • Jeffrey: In space?
  • Edd: Well, at least we have a sign that we're on the right track.
  • Genie: We're on a roll here, people!
  • Fuli: That must be where the infections are coming from.
  • Bunga: We just need to know where THEY'RE coming from and how in the Pixel Wasteland.
  • Keira: And if we're lucky, destroy what's spreading the pixellanium across the UUniverses.
  • Daxter: "Just one thing.... WHERE ARE WE SUPPOSE TO LAND?!"
  • Yen Sid: "We'll start with the only relitive safe-zone in the miserable realm:..... The Scrapped Yards."
  • The Ship ventures closer and sheilds itself from the Pixilumian mists.

Pixel Wasteland, The Scrapped Yards

  • The Gimmi ship lands in a space port that is barely even used, as the group come out to see a sight that broke even the toughest hearts.
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  • A miserable ghost town filled with scrapped and outmoded characters going around and being miserable are seen......
  • Gazelle looked as if she was about to break into crying.
  • Yen Sid: "Try not to be sad for them..... They're the shells of what doesn't exist, or what once or could've existed. By all essence..... They are not even there. It's best to move on."
  • The Group proceeded to do that.
  • The Group were seen watched by what looked like a snake with robotic arms that slithered quickly away.
  • Applejack: "Did y'all felt like, you were being watched?"
  • Piglet: All the time.
  • Yen Sid: "Don't worry. These lands are relitively harmless. The closet to a safe zone in a realm of dispear."
  • The Figure continues following the group, watching anxiously and nerviously.

A traverse across the broken landscape later.

  • The group arrived on top of a cliff to see what looks like a Glitchy Jungle losing itself like mad.
  • Littlefoot: "..... What, is wrong, with that place?"
  • Yen Sid: "This, would be Glitchland. A forbidden jungle of glitches and bugs that plagued video games since the existence of the concept."
  • Icky: "And tell me, WHY, are we going near there?"
  • Qui Program: "It's the fastest way to reach Game Killer Bay. I suspect that if anyone's aware of the location of Vi-Tor's forces, it be them. Trust me, I was once dragged here by the resident pirates and was freed by someone I came to befriended there. We just need to go through there, while being careful of the wildlife.... And Glitch Goblins."
  • The group headed torwords the jungle, as the nervious Figure was watching in concern, then slithered off!
  • The Group were traversing into the jungle, when they saw that some glitchy leafs began to shake and glitch more, getting everyone on edge!
  • After an intense moment, a goat came out.
  • Icky: "..... Aw chillax guys, it was only a goat."
  • The Goat turned it's head to reveal a cartoonishly long tongue to everyone's surprise!
  • Icky: "..... OH MY GOD, IT'S THE GOAT SIMULAR GOAT?!"
  • Cera: "And why is that a bad thing?"
  • Icky: "GOAT SIMULAR WAS A NETOURIOUS INTENTIONALLY BADLY DESIGNED GAME ABOUT A GLITCHY GOAT WITH BAD RAGDOLL PHYSICS AND DOING STUPIDLY IMPOSSABLE THINGS?!"
  • Gazelle: "..... Oh dear."
  • Goat: "(SHEEP SCREAMS AS IT CHARGES!)"

BLACK OUT?!

  • Voice: "Please...... Wake up."
  • Icky moaned, as he looked to see the reveiled Cyber-Armed Snake, and a series of scrapped concepts that look abit like this but some radical changes were seen surrounding him.
  • Snake: "(Gasps).... You're alive!"
  • Icky realised where he was and screamed like a bitch and flinched at them!
  • Snake: "No no no! It's okay, it's okay! We're not a danger! We're harmless."
  • Icky: "...... Oh, uh.... Sorry..... It's just..... I was told that this place is usually dangerious."
  • Scrapped Concept 1: "Oh, don't worry. Your pretty much back in the Scrapped Yards
  • Scrapped Concept 2: "What's the bigass idea going to the Glitchlands like that? You were practicly a legion, and yet all it took to smack you all done was a damn Goat Simulater Goat? I hate to imagine how badly you guys would suck against the Glitch Goblins?!"
  • Scrapped Concept 3: "(Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrps)!"
  • Scrapped Concept 4: "UGGGGGGGH?! Damn it, why did ya need to constently burp?!"
  • Scrapped Concept 7: "Agree! It's disgusting?!"
  • Scrapped Concept 8: (Seen twisted) ALL I KNOW IS PAIN?!"
  • Icky: "Okay, let me ask something guys, why are you guys not being either emo-tastic hopeless saps or trying to wring my neck!"
  • Snake: "Oh, I am SO, sorry! We clealy forgot to introduse ourselves. These guys and two others who are leaders and aren't here yet, are pretty much Titan Games scrapped concepts from their early days.... They, don't offictally have names, so, I call them 01, 02, 03, 04, 07 and 08. The leaders are 05 and 06. They were once meant to be characters for a drumatic space opera game that, never got off the ground. And I'm Sylic-"
  • Icky gasped as he got flashbacked to the Shell Louger Comic Tales adventure in the Wax Museum with two familer figures, reveiled as Lyric and Dave, as Icky was back to reality surprised!
  • Sylic: "...... Are, are you, okay?"
  • 01: "Yeah, ya looked conked out."
  • 02: "Aw great, is this miserable existence already getting to him?!"
  • 04: Well there goes our chance outta here!"
  • Sylic: "Guys, please! I got this. I am an inventer. (Gets to her personal lab table and gets a potion). I'll just give him a sanity curer potion and-"
  • Icky: "No no no, wait, it's fine! It's just...... Nevermind, I'll, save that for a better time. Right now, I need to ask, where's the others?"
  • ???: "Well I'm afraid I have to be the propiritor of bad news then."
  • The 6th concept character showed up.
  • 06: "Your friends have been devided and scattered apart throughout this miserable realm and across the lands. They are devided and seperated, and if they aren't reunited, they'll be doomed to be subugated to the suffering we're all going through. And all because, you recklessly desided to venture into the Glitchlands..... How, moronic of you outsiders. What need did you even need to come here anyway?"
  • Icky: "Look, it's complicated crud, allright? Look, how's about you guys help me find all my friends, okay?"
  • 06: "That's your problem, not ours. We wish for you to surrender your ship, so we can at least escape this miserable hell in the universes!"
  • Icky: "Sorry pal, I ain't the car key bitch. Sora of Kingdom Hearts was the driver, and since said he was lost, NOW my problem is your problem."
  • 06: "...... SYLIC?! YOU HAD PROMISED ME THAT WE CAN GET OUT OF THIS HELLHOLE?!"
  • Sylic: "06, please, we can still do that, it's just.... More delayed then expected."
  • 06: "Then I want you and the miserable louts to go out of there way and-"
  • ???: "Please calm down, brother."
  • The 5th scrapped concept showed up.
  • 06: ".... 5, sister..... My apologies......."
  • 05: "....... Outsider...... We will agree to go and help all of your allies across the lands, if you agree to let us have the ship in return. We desire to leave this realm, and make new lives."
  • Icky: "..... Look.... Lady..... Can I trust ya with the reason WHY me and my friends even came to this place?"
  • 06: "Oh spare us the details, outsider! We have our own problems to (05 stopped him from talking)....."
  • 05: "...... Explain yourself, outsider."
  • Icky: We came here to stop the pixellanium leak and the mastermind behind it. And, no deal. You're saying in return for our help, we take your place in this hell? That's not a good bargain.
  • 03: (Burps, "Ugh, I knew he wouldn't go for it!!")
  • 04: Me too! What were you thinking, 05?!
  • 06: 04, I had promised you that she's normally a good negosiater.... It's just, those skills never got to redelfupt in this nightmare of a realm. Nobody's skills get to do that!
  • Icky: I can clearly see why. Being in a place like this can make you a wreck. But you should know that we came here to stop Vi-Tor from swallowing the UUniverses into the Cybervoid unknowingly while trying to make the universe more digital to obtain a stable form.
  • 01: Wait, you mean the guy who gave this leaderless land a leader? Well, he doesn't look THAT bad to me.
  • Icky: Don't think of him like Doctor Doom in Latveria here. He's pure evil... Though albeit, in thanks to Darkspawn, I'll grant you that, otherwise he's usually about as evil as a character programmed to be can be and is pretty much a faux Discord, but yeah, still evil otherwise. Trust me, he might not be a vast improvement to this place anymore then a jungle crawling with glich monsters are! Besides, as sorry as we all are for you guys, you ask WAAAAAY too much in something as extreme as taking our only ship! We didn't come here just to be trapped like you.
  • 08: WELL WHADDYA EXPECT US TO DO TO US?!?
  • Icky: You're telling me that after all these years, you don't have anything cherished here?
  • 04: WHAT'S THERE TO BE CHERISHED HERE?!? WE LIVE IN PAIN!!! WHATEVER THE DEAL, WE CAN'T STAY HERE!!!!
  • Icky: Well I don't know what to say. Seems to me that nobody outside this glitchy space cloud will accept you. Let's be honest, you guys likely have no race or spieces to crawl back to since, in being scrapped concepts, your tecnecally an anomality. Or to be more harsh here, ya pretty much are a bunch of freaks! I mean, you were sent here for a reason.
  • 07: THEN GIVE US A REASON NOT TO!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT HERE ANYMORE!!!
  • Icky: Guys, the more you beg, the more you prove how desperate you are. If you want to leave, you can't beg and haggle like bitches and expect to get what you want.
  • 06: Unfortunately, the outsider has a point. We must do this the honest and responsible way.
  • 04: And that would be?
  • 02: (Dubbed as Cyril) HAHA, I THOUGHT YOU WOULDN'T KNOW THAT, GOVENA! (Icky and many of the concepts laughed)
  • Icky: Okay, seriously, how's about this: You help us get back together and defeat Vi-Tor, then we can think of a way to make this place more lively, and get you guys into Vi-Tor's fictional world so you can have a purpose. And best part, that wouldn't be very hard since you guys said you were from Titan Games, so that's a perfect oppertunity for you guys to have SOME purpose! Though there is you Sylic, you do have to come with me after all's said and done. Let's just say, it MAY involve your dad. (Sylic becomes concerned).... Omicron was released by the same game company as you, so it should be easy.
  • 06: ".... Well, if it would be better then being left in these sad plains, then it's better then nothing."
  • 05: "Just be warned. What you witnessed in the Glitchlands, barely pales to these sad realms other horrors."
  • Icky: "Well given that you guys want out of this place for a reason, I'm so gonna take your word for it. You guys have a way to track people?"
  • 07: "We do have some rough concepts of tracker droids. They're abit glitchy and flawwed, but they do the job well enough."
  • 04: "Just hope that we can get to them before the Ink Demon does."
  • Icky: "Wait, hold up! Ya mean Bendy? But everyone knows about his game!"
  • 06: "Oh yes, but we mean the verson that was replaced by the release of Chapter 4 and the implamentation of better graphics."
  • 01: "The ink demon is really mean, and the other inky monsters are no better! Espeically not the earlier versons of Sammy Lawerence and Alice Angel, the mad tyrants that are running amuck of the place! I know you said Vi-Tor's no better, but at least the worse he did was spill the purple stuff anywhere, those Ink Monsters actively torement us!"
  • Icky: "Trust me, Vi-Tor likely only left you guys alone because you guys already live in chaos and that he would be overkill here. But he also didn't exactly helped with your problems. That proves that a leader that doesn't do anything here, reguardless of it being good or bad, isn't nessersarly better then no leader at all."
  • 02: ".... Well, when ya put it like that, then that makes it WAY more easier to turn on that guy when ya think about it."
  • 05: "But we must be wary of the Inks. They are trying to escape these realms as well, and if they get to your friends, then they will spread their horrors onto your universes as punishment for their outmoding."
  • Icky: "Tch. So all the more reason of getting the team back togather then?"
  • Sylic: Then let us move.

Valley of Obscurity

  • Pooh:...... Where are we?
  • Razoff: I don't know, but I don't think I'll like the answer. (Suddenly Earthworm Jim pointed his gun at him) DYAAH!!!
  • Earthworm Jim: WHY ARE YOU HERE?!
  • Bomberman: EJ, YOU IDIOT, THAT'S RAZOFF!!!
  • Earthworm Jim: EXACTLY, RAYMAN'S ENEMY!!!! YOU GOT SERIOUS BALLS TO COME HERE!!!!
  • Razoff:... Rayman is here?
  • Soothsayer: That Rayman isn't clearly the same as yours. This is where obscure video game characters go to wither away.
  • Mighty: You're telling me. Me and Ray here were upstaged by Knuckles and Tails long ago. NOW look where we are!!
  • Nack: Please, me, Bean, Honey and Bark were simply scrapped from the franchise after a good run.
  • Pajama Sam: You think that's bad?! Nobody hardly plays me and Putt-Putt anymore.
  • Mighty: Probably because you were so lame.
  • Pajama Sam: WHY YOU LITTLE-
  • Gex: Both of you calm down! Be civil. Let's not forget the matter here.
  • Nights: "Yeah guys. Also, if Razzy was still bad, would he hang out with people like them?"
  • Toejam: "Yeah man. Lizard boy looks cool now."
  • Earl: "Also, he might not be the same Razoff anymore, nor would he be familier with our Rayman."
  • Latisha: "Yeah Jimbo, cool it will ya?"
  • Earthworm Jim: "..... Fine. (To Razoff) But I got my eyes on you, big-nose!"
  • Razoff: ".... Okay, question, what exactly are these guys doing here?"
  • Nights: "Your not dreadfully familier with the Valley of Obscurity, are you?"
  • Earthworm Jim: "Or that he came to forgot when he became remembered."
  • Bomberman: "Yeah, it's a safe bet he's not the old Razoff anymore."
  • Rabbit: "Ahem! That doesn't exactly answer his question. Why are you guys here? Your worlds clearly exists."
  • Putt Putt: "Well, yes and no. Due to lack of visits, our worlds eventually faded away and end up here in the Pixel Wastelands."
  • Spy Fox: "Or in this case, in the aptly named "Valley of Obscurity". A sad case that even if you did existed in the Universes at some point, you would end up here if you don't keep consistently mainstream."
  • Fatty Bear: "It's worse for me. I barely got beyond three games. And the most well known is when I was throwing my owner a party in secret. Now she's stuck in a purgatory age of always being before her birthday. I keep her happy and deluded from the sad reality to protect her."
  • Tigger: "Well why do that and not be honest with her?"
  • Fatty Bear: "I know it's a little dishonest, but it's not without reason beyond keeping a child from being exposed to a horrorable truth. It's also so her crying doesn't attract attention from.... The Inks."
  • Owl: "Inks?"
  • Timon: "Ya mean your afraid of a bunch of black stuff?"
  • Putt Putt: "Trust me, if you seen them, you'll understand."
  • Pumbaa: "Well, depends. What exactly ARE the Inks?"
  • Spy Fox: "Tell me, are you bunch familer with Bendy and the Ink Machine?"
  • Razoff: "Oh, you mean the new indie horror game sensation? I thought that game was well known."
  • Spy Fox: "Oh by all means, it is. It's just, well, you may recall that the game's owners revamped their earlier chapters apawn Chapter 4's release. So basicly, the outmoded versons of the games monsters are now rampent terrors that haunted us ever since, wanting whatever means nessersary to escape and exact revenge of being sent here."
  • Toejam: "And until they can get out, they'll pass the time messing with the rest of us and turning us into slaves to make more Inks, all the while, some of our enemies started to become homies with the Inks."
  • Tigger: "Well I bet it's only because the Inks offer power to garrentie a chance to escape this place and cause trouble in the universes."
  • Earthworm Jim: "Yeah. We're pretty much the closest to a resistence and any hope the sad world has left. Now, we're here to escourt you guys back into your ship and leave for your own safety."
  • Pooh: "Well, we appresiate that, but, thing is.... We're hear looking for a scary snake creature that spilled the purple stuff into our universes, and-"
  • Earl: "Ya mean that Viral Vi-Tor guy that took over just now? Who the thunk that purple stuff spilling weirdo would attract unwanted attention?"
  • Latisha: "Honestly, it sounded like it would've been a matter of time."
  • Earthworm Jim: "Well keep in mind that he isn't here, it's only these other Omicron characters that are doing weird secret stuff."
  • Rabbit: "Well, we know that. We only came here to look for something that can help us get to him personally."
  • Fatty Bear: "Look, we understand that and all, but your mission could be in danger of being compromised by the Inks. If they have the impression that outsiders are here, Alice and Sammy will want to meet you guys and, "Persaude" you guys to give up the ship to them."
  • Mama Odie: "Well I'm afraid they're plump out of luck. They got sent here for a reason beyond anyone's control."
  • Mighty: "Try explaining that to that egocentric "angel" and that crazed zealot! They felt as if the universe owe them a great deal for what occured!"
  • Spy Fox: "We must insist that you evace from the planet before the Inks are given the impression that you are here."
  • Simba: ".... Try to understand it in our perspective. We only came here to get Vi-Tor. He's the reason why you even have to worry about that."
  • Putt-Putt: "..... He makes a good point guys."
  • Nights: "Sounds fair enough to me. So, I understand that there was alot more of you, correct? I heard how badly you handled the Goat of Goat Simular that it ended up scattering you guys across the Pixel Wasteland. How's about we take you to our leader of the resistence?"
  • Earthworm Jim: "(Quietly) Nights, ya sure it's a good idea? Razoff was one of them!"
  • Nights: "Jim, calm down. He's not that Razoff anymore. He would understand."
  • Earthworm Jim: "Well EXCUSE ME that I'm a little grudgeful that the old Razoff helped capture Rayman for the Inks to turn him into a battery!"
  • Razoff: "What?! I, I, I never did THAT!"
  • Earthworm Jim: "You only say that because you don't remember anymore! And mind you, I was talking about OUR Rayman, not the one you know about!!"
  • Timon: "Hey calm down, delicious, the poor guy is obviously not your Razoff anymore!"
  • Earthworm Jim: "But for how long until the Inks get their hands on him?!"
  • Spy Fox: "He means that if Alice and Samual realise that their best bounty hunter is back but doesn't remember it, they'll fix that with the old verson of the ink machine that'll bring back the old Razoff."
  • Razoff became scared and confused.
  • Nights: ".... Sorry you had to know that so soon.... Now come on. Let's get to the leader. Then we'll talk about finding your other friends and seeing something done about that Vi-Tor stuff."
  • Pajama Sam: And be careful. Apart from us, this place isn't exactly AS nice to tourests.
  • Nala: Yeah, we get that. Yen Sid already warned us about it.
  • Spy Fox: "Good. Then we suggest keeping that advice to heart." (They left)

Fantopia

  • Jeffrey: Ouch! What kind of goat could be made like that?!... And why did I ask it like that?
  • Spyro: Well, so far we seem to be in a nice place. Maybe the inhabitants can help.
  • Danny: I don't know. Seems kind of off to me.
  • Sparx: Oh, come on, don't be a fraidy cat! How harmful can this world be-
  • Kal Wardin: (He pointed his pistol at them) FREEZE, TRESPASSERS!!!!
  • Mizoguchi: MORE PUNCHING BAGS!!!
  • Crazy Otto: (Stomped his leg)
  • Classic Robot War Robot: Lemme at them!!!
  • Zanda: I'll rip out their souls and eat them like popcorn chicken!!
  • Final Combat Rocket: THERE'S NO ROOM FOR YOUR BUTTS IN THE ART OF WAR!!!
  • Final Combat Nurse: That doesn't even make sense!
  • Candy the Animatronic Cat: "We're basicly either fan-made or lesser known company rip-offs of popular francises, sense is a LUXURY!"
  • Cindy the Animatronic Cat: "Doesn't make it less confusing, Candy."
  • Dave Felis: Welp, I've seen everything- (The Great Giana Sisters point giant cannons at them) SONOVA TIT!!!!
  • Maria: You're not going anywhere!!
  • Cynder: "All of you calm down! We're not here to bring anyone trouble!"
  • Kal Wardin: "Maybe not yourselves personally, but you are a problem in that you'll bring unwanted attention from the Inks. That's just as bad as you looking for trouble."
  • Zanda: "Not that your a threat to us or anything."
  • Spyro: "Then why are we being treated like we are?"
  • Candy: "Look, try not to take this too personal folks. If the Inks were to know about you, and if they discover that you're hiding in Fantopia, we might be accused of withholding infomation from them! And trust me, we can't afford Fantopia being under the Angel's bad side! So we're sorry for this, you don't have to go home by all means, not that you even wanna stay in this broken world, but you can't stay here!"
  • Cynder: "Look, we're not here to arouse any local tyrants here. We came here after Vi-Tor."
  • Kal Wardin: "Ya mean the freak with the purple stuff?"
  • Sparx: "Well yeah! He infected the outside universes with the junk and we came here to get a means to enter the Cybervoid in where he's hiding!"
  • Kal Wardin: "..... You have five minutes to explain why we should care about the universes that rejected us?"
  • Danny: "Fair to warn ya, it, might be difficult to understand."
  • Zanda: "Try us, noobs."
  • Danny: Because it could risk the Cybervoid swallowing our universes and you along with it. Vi-Tor doesn't even know that'll happen.
  • Seiichi Hedgehog: And trust me, I don't think you'll like what the Cybervoid will do to this place.
  • Jack Pota: If you think that being harassed by Ink monsters is bad, imagine what the Guardians will do to you.
  • Cleo Felis: You could be enslaved or tortured.
  • Ryo Vulpes: Or worse... DELETED!
  • Chester the Animatronic Chimpanzee:... (Spills oil)
  • The Penguin: Did you just leak oil, Chester?
  • Giana: Please, we can handle a bunch of stupid guardians.
  • Sam: You can't. There is no stopping the Guardians from doing their job.
  • Giana: Don't be a coward and tell us what we can't do! You make it sound impossible. Nothing is impossible.
  • Sam: Sorry to say that the Guardians are programmed to be infinitely intelligent and therefore it is not possible to defeat them.
  • Giana: I told you, nothing is impossible.
  • Sam: I said 'not possible'. There's a difference.
  • Giana: No there isn't.
  • Spyro: I'm pretty sure there is.
  • Maria: Whatever, you can't scare us into giving up. No fight is impossible and that's that.
  • Fatman: BRING THEM ON!!!!!
  • Cynder: We're telling you, you can't defeat them!
  • Rocket: No more stalling! There is no negotiation any longer.
  • Jeffrey: (Turns into his dragon form and blocks them) YOU'RE GOING TO GET YOURSELVES KILLED... IF THAT'S POSSIBLE!!
  • Fatman: (Fires his minigun as it reflects comically across Jeffrey's dragon body)
  • Jeffrey: (He grabs the minigun and smashes it in his grasp)... You done?
  • Zanda Link: Stop wasting our time with this cowardice!!! You call yourselves heroes when you act like this? Heck you guys are just like us. Victims of copyright law.
  • Brandy: Tch, you call us the cowerds and yet you don't want us to bring scary ink creatures here? Do I smell "Double-Standerd"? Plus we're not as bitchy about copyright law as you.
  • Max: OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH S***!
  • Robot: Oh, you just pushed the WRONG BUTTON!!!
  • Ryo: You do know we outnumber you, right? You don't have a choice.
  • Cindy: "ALL OF YOU QUIT IT?! (Everyone looks at Cindy)...... Look, Giana, as proud of you are, they aren't trying to warn us about these guardians because of any legit cowerdice as SOME OF YOU claim, but rather, because they likely got this infomation from a trustworthy shorce. I'm an advid believer of nothing being impossable too, but I'm smart enough to at least know, that these, "Guardians", these guys want to keep from being accsidently waken up by this Vi-Tor, don't exactly sound like pansies neither!"
  • Giana: "But Cindy-"
  • Cindy: "I mean it! Also, it's rude of all of you to call them cowerds, yet here we are, trying to make them leave because we don't want to feel Alice's wrath, and compaired to these ultra intelligent Guardians, she and the other Inks would be nothing but playground bullies in compairison!"
  • ???: "Cindy is wise in these words."
  • Miko from Battleborn arrived.
  • Miko: ".... We must not underestimate the Guardians of Cyber. Though theroretical due to their mysterious nature, the Guardians are not to scoff at. They're intelligent to the point beyond all comprehension. Even the strongest among us, would lose before we can even get close. We would be defeated, before we can conchive the first attack."
  • Giana: "..... But, master, you said so yourself, nothing is impossable! Something CAN stop them!"
  • Miko: "And we still stand by these words. However, the Guardians are more of a preventive stop, then any aftermath attempt to stop them. Once they are awaken to the call fo cleaning up an infected universe, there is no hope to stop them from their designated duty, of preventing Cyberspace from infected more universes."
  • Kal Wardin: "... Hate to admit it, Giana, but I think we were being jackasses here. These guys are only here to deal with that freak of nature Vi-Tor and here we are giving them s*** over how the Inks would be riled up."
  • Giana: "..... BUT THAT DOESN'T EXPLAIN WHY THEY'RE-"
  • Miko: "We brought them here, while they were knocked out by Simulater Goat."
  • Zanda: "..... P'HA?! They lost to a stupid Goat Simulater Goat?! They're like level 1 monsters, yo! I mean, Glitch Goblins I would've barely pardon, but the goat?!"
  • Miko: "In all fairness, it is not like they are used to being in these realms. And if memory serves us well, you didn't exactly handle your first Goat all so well neither."
  • Dave Felis: "(Laughs a bit), Epic Fail."
  • Giana: "But why Miko?! You know the Mayor's gonna throw a s***-fit over this! I mean, if Alice finds out, she's gonna want these outsiders for their ship, and f*** all of us over under the accusation that we were hiding these guys from her!"
  • Miko: "We apologies for this, but we sense that these outsiders are greater then awkword impressions would suggest. As of now, the Inks are not an immediate concern until further notice. Vi-Tor is our concern now, for he would risk unknowingly activating the Guardians of Cyber, and doom all of the universes, even the Pixel Wastelands. We understand that you doubt this, but make no mistake, whatever torture even Alice would offer, would be nothing to what being trapped in Cyberspace would entail. Do we have your devotion here?"
  • Giana: "But-"
  • Maria: "Giana, drop it. If Miko said they're legit, then they're legit. The least we can do is not treat them TOO s****y."
  • Giana: "..... Fine..... But I still said the mayor's NOT gonna be happy about this!"
  • Miko: "Then we shall tend to the mayor at once. In the mean time, we want you to patrol to look out for Ink Activity. Kal, keep them safe."
  • Kal Wardin: "In all due respect sir, safe is a luxery in this place.... But I'll promise to keep everyone alive. (Kal started to lead the rip-off gang off)...."
  • Sparx: "..... Geese, what was their problem?"
  • Miko: "How long have you been here?"
  • Sparx: "...... A few minutes since landing?"
  • Miko: "Then you yet to truely understand our suffering. We will teach you the Pixel Wastelands past. Follow we."
  • Dave Felis: "Okay, seriously, why do you keep saying "We" or other words not "Me" or "I"?"
  • Miko: "We process no offictal gender, so we speak like this. Come, let us attend to the tunnel of history to understand these realms. Please be warned, Kal's team were not the only ones effected by the sorrow of the lands."
  • Sparx: "Ya mean expect more assholes?"
  • Miko: Indeed.
  • Max:... Hang on! Aren't you Miko from Battleborn? What're you doing here? Did you have some sort of copyright crisis or something?
  • Miko: "More like, the end result of Overwatch coming first and Battleborn coming out in an inopportune time during it's glory days of release. We both ended up operating in simular fashions and, here we are."
  • Max: "Yeesh, even implications of being considered a rip-off can get ya dragged down here?"
  • Miko: "A sad fact of life not many can cope with down here."
  • Max: Sad. Really sad.
  • Cleo Felis: Look, we're short on time. We need to get moving.
  • Jack Pota: Babe, no need to rush things. We've got time to fight a villain at this point.
  • Jeffrey: (Turns back into a human) Good. I thought we'd never negotiate with you guys.
  • Miko: You couldn't without us. Come. (They left)

Can'cel Graveyard

  • Brock: Ouch!
  • Misty: Yeah, ouch!
  • Tai: "Tch, bet this make ya wish you were back in your luxerious mansions while living off the over-inflated wealth Pokemon needlessly has!"
  • Ash: "Seriously, dude, can you not? Now's not a good time to bitch and moan about Pokemon's success, okay?"
  • Shenzi: Knocked out by a goat with no skeleton or physical laws. How humiliating.
  • Banzai: No kidding. But at least he wasn't in his demon form.
  • The group saw that they were in a graveyard of canceled games as images and promotionals are seen scattered about.
  • Izzy: ".... I'm going to make a wild guess that this is where the canceled games go to die."
  • ???: Where did you misfits come from? (Zombie-eqsed Scalebound Drew and Thuban were seen as Drew leapt off) Seriously, asswipes, talk!
  • Kaa:... And, who are you?
  • Drew: ANSWER THE QUESTION BEFORE THUBAN HERE SLURPS YOU UP LIKE A NOODLE!!!
  • Kaa: DAAAA?! WE'RE HERE TO FIND VI-TOR, DON'T EAT ME!!!
  • Drew: That's better. Name's Drew by the way.
  • Baloo: "Wait, wouldn't that mean you were from that canceled game last year about Scalebound under mysterious circumstances?"
  • Drew: "CAN YOU NOT?!"
  • Bagheera: Well, DREW, if you have an issue with us being here, then we'll happly live this place. We'd like to reunite with our separated group.
  • Drew: And attract ANOTHER Ink Demon infestation? Piss on that. You're not leaving this place. EVER! BOYS AND GIRLS?! (Cancelled video game characters came out moaning like zombies)
  • Sir Hiss: BY THE DEVINES?!! MORE UNDEAD CANCELED VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS?!
  • LMNO Eve: Hands or other appendages up!!
  • Thrill Kill Cleetus T. Radley: Oh, don't do it. I haven't had a fresh kill in a LOOOONG, LOOOOOOOOONG, LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNG TIME!!!
  • Thrill Kill Belladonna: Hon, don't encourage the trespassers please!
  • Two-Legs Joe: Okay what the f*** is this fever dream?
  • Ushiro: (Chuckles) (Japanese: "How typical you don't know who we are.")
  • Sir Hiss: SWEET MERCIFUL S***, WHAT IS UP WITH YOUR FAAAAACE?!?
  • Drew: You are in the Can'cel Graveyard, where, as your smartass friend already gave spoilers to, cancelled video games go to rot. And it shows. All of us had a chance to shine if it weren't for either budget cuts, laziness, or sheer disagreements of conception.
  • Maximo: It's just an insult for Drew and her dragon to be cancelled as of recently. I'm normally into modern VG girls for the high definition on their sexy bods, even dispite becoming no different then the horde of the undead, but what shames me is they were sent here because of human stupidity.
  • Cleetus: IT JUST MAKES ME WANNA ******* ***************** ****** ***************** ******!!!
  • Belladonna: Hon, your violence and my sexualizing behavior got Thrill Kill cancelled. If anything, we got each other here.
  • Maximo: Yeah. And you two got married. And good on ye for staying togather even dispite the rotting, though, that actselly compliments Thrill Kill now that I think about it. If anything, this should be a blessing.
  • Cleetus: I'LL GIVE YOU A BLESSING YOU SONOVA-
  • Drew: The misfits are gone. (They were running away).... Yyyyyeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhh, I'll at least give them credit to make use of when we act STUPID like this?!
  • Cleetus:... LOOK WHAT YOU MADE US DO, SQUARE MUSCLES!!!!
  • Eve: Oh cease the argueing, and get them!
  • The Canceled Characters charged and this music played with a long chase!
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Spongebob Squarepants Supersponge - Graveyard Last Stop

  • Rising Thunder Bots rose up from the graves, battle damaged and fritsing out as they rise to join the chase!
  • Monsters from the canceled Grinder Game rose up as well, their rotting appearence only examplyfying their horrorable appearence as they joined!
  • Crank the Weasel rose up from the grave, being a more kid friendly looking zombie as he saw the chase!
  • Crank Weasel: "Aww nuts, what're those morons think they're doing?! Okay, I didn't wanna do this, but I'm dragging the boss into this?! (Runs off)!"
  • The Heroes get cornered into a wall, as the canceled game character zombies close in!
  • Drew: "How's about you hold still long enough to allow us to make this quick?! Nothing personal, it's just that we don't want Alice to send the Inks here to mess up our graveyard! It's enough of a mess as it is with reminders of the past, and what could've been?! It doesn't need the Inks to bring their untasty ink carcusses all the way out here?! You have any idea how hard it is to get ink off?!'
  • Joe: "You guys are making a big mistake?! The Universes are in danger?!"
  • Maximo: "We already suffered the worse of this world alone. Any possable catcalysium would be bliss!"
  • Bagheera: "Oh I dare you to still believe that should Vi-Tor cyberises the universes and unknowingly provokes the Guardians of Cyber to come forth and drag the universes, this sad world included, into cyberspace!"
  • Usiro: "(We would actselly welcome a destructive end. At least any end of the universe, would be the end of our suffering!"
  • ???: "IMBACILES?!"
  • The Canceled Characters flinched in fear, as they turned to see a large undead alien creature like this.
  • Eve: "..... Master. (The Canceled Characters phathicly kneeled!) We are just seeking out some lunch!"
  • The Master: "Crank already told me what has occured! (Crank appeared next to the Master and clicked his tongue pointing at them)."
  • Drew: ".... (Quietly) Master's pet."
  • The Master: "ENOUGH?! I didn't order Crank to save these mortals undeserving to share our suffering when they had better lifes then this, from a Simulater Goat of all things, (Some of the Canceled Characters laughed at this), ONLY TO HAVE YOU IDIOTS EAT THEM?! I needed them here for a mission I desire from them?!"
  • Drew: "Ohh, (Nerviously laughs), Ohhhhh! Silly us! Why didn't you say so, oh glorious master?"
  • Cleetus: "..... Can we please at least have a little bite of each?"
  • The Master: "BEGONE, YOU WORTHLESS WORMS?! AND DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOU FINISH THAT WATCHOUT PATROL FOR SCOUTS FROM THE INKS?! (The Canceled Characters ran off!)....."
  • Sir Hiss: ".... (Gulp).... Well, thank you, sire-"
  • The Master: "I'm a woman."
  • Silence......
  • The Master: "...... I know, I know, the voice missled you. Not the first time really."
  • Kaa: ".... Yikes."
  • The Master: "Anyway, allow me to introduse myself. Pre-cancelation, I was known as "Metriod", or at least, based on the popular Nintendo series. Nowadays, post-cancelation, which happened because Nintendo wanted ANOTHER LUIGI'S MANSION GAME OF ALL FUCKING THINGS, I am now known as Master C'ancele. And I, have a use for you lot in my desires against the ever accursed Inks that had plauged our lands ever since Bendy and the Ink Machine gave itself a cleaner and sleeker look at the extends of what it established prior. I mean, I swear, humans and their graphics fetishes, I can never understand them."
  • Bagheera: "Ahem. Madam, tempting as it is, I'm afraid a few marmuaders are the least of your concerns. Vi-Tor has released what you would call "Purple Stuff" onto our universes and we need to get to him into the Cybervoid, before his reckless ambitions for making the universes more cyber inkurs the wrath of the Guardians of Cyber."
  • The Master: "(Concerned growl)..... You know of the Guardians as well?"
  • Sir Hiss: "Well, by all means, it's still a throey, so-"
  • The Master: "Oh make no mistake. That throey has more accreatcy then what some would wish to be. Come with to the catacombs. It is where I keep a hold a manuscript of a man named "Ansem", who has been said to have study the Guardians of Cyber himself."
  • Tai: "Wait, Ansem also studied the Cybervoid?"
  • The Master: "I know, he is more famous with that Kingdom Hearts stuff. But in actuality, he was actselly a famous philosifer about outside dimentions and realities. Kingdom Hearts just became too mainstream that people came to know him ONLY for that. Now, stay close to me. Trust me. Alot of the other residents of the graveyard might also have a problem with kurbing their hunger."
  • Misty: "If I may ask, why are they basicly zombies? Did they die?"
  • The Master: "Death is impossable in this wasteland. Folks of Can'cel only end up like this because of the graveyard's effects. It feeds off of sadness and misery, and eats them up and leaves them as hungry and ravinious corpses. A vast majority have, trouble, resisting these erges. Only a select few, like me and Crank, are able to kurb the hunger, because we made peace with our unfortunate fate."
  • Crank: "Hey, I wanna say sorry about the guys trying to eat ya. They're not usually bad folks, they're just starving."
  • Shenzi: "Well, they're just lucky you showed up like you did. All they were was walking smorginborgs with me."
  • The Master: "I would advise against trying to eat them back. That would risk the effects of the graveyard, haveing sevre effects on you."
  • Shenzi: "Let me guess, I get turned into a zombie."
  • Crank: "Actselly, you end up throwing up your entire insides till ya nothing but skin and bones. (Everyone makes scared faces)..... And THEN you became zombies."
  • Shenzi: ".... I..... Just became WAAAAAAAAAAY more cautious about dead carcusses the same way again!"
  • Mimi: "Oh my, Gazelle would just hate this place for how sad and miserable it is."
  • The Master: "Well I trust that if it wasn't for that reckless fool Vi-Tor, would any of you even bring yourselves here?"
  • Joe: "Look, we're sorry if we disterbed anyone here, or in this case, ending up making everyone lick their chops, but-"
  • The Master: They're all like that. Kinda comes with being cancelled games. As such..... You're given no purpose. Neither good, or evil. You can surely imagine what that's like.
  • Misty: Yeah, I can definitely imagine.
  • Pikachu: Pikachu!
  • Agumon: So then you'll help us?
  • The Master: It's the least I can do to ensure both our realms are safe. Just, mind the smell of lost potaintional and rot. It's a commen nuisence here.
  • Kaa: "(Sniffs abit) (Shudders in disgust). No kidding."
  • Sir Hiss: "(Covers his nose) That explains why I am plauged with this smell of 1000 year old rotten eggs!"
  • Crank Weasel: "Yeah, I know, that s*** gets much for us too. Not easy s*** to ignore."
  • The group walked off.

Vaporware Falls

  • Fluttershy: "(Wimpers), Never have I ever met a goat so mean. It didn't even responded to me once."
  • Rarity: "Well like Icky said, The Goat Simulator Goat is not exactly known for intelligence. It was made that way for stupid fun."
  • Twilight was in a fetal position.
  • Twilight: "So, many, illogical, behavior, and, mannorisums!"
  • Duke: "Good grief! Seperated from Gazelle, espeically after how even SHE couldn't handle that crap!?
  • Iago: "Yeah, kinda the worse time to bitch and moan about that. We're seperated from our group."
  • Rainbow Dash: "No kidding. Cause look where we are! (They see a beautiful but haunting waterfall filled with titles that are stuck in defelutment hell)....."
  • Applejack: "..... Something tells me that's a waterfall filled up with Vaporware video games."
  • Shifu: "Yes. These is where games stuck in defelupmental purgatory go to be stuck in, until the eventual day they are freed. This was where Spore was before it finally came out, and it's where many other infamous titles are seen."
  • Starlight: "There's Half-Life 3!"
  • Iago: "So oh THAT'S what happened to Mother 4! (That was seen as well)."
  • Goofy: "LOOK! KINGDOM HEARTS 3! (That was seen)...... But, isn't that being released soon?"
  • Shifu: "Does it have an offictal date beyond saying it would come out this year?"
  • Goofy: "..... Gawrsh."
  • Shifu: "Exactly. Titles like that only vaguely appear here, until they get an offictal date. But until then, or in the worse case scenario, if ever, then these titles, and the potaintional worlds they would've brought, would be stuck here. Forever."
  • Donald Duck: "..... Now I feel depressed coming here."
  • Starlight: ".... Yeah, let's, move on, this place is bumming me out."
  • Mantis: "Like nothing about the Pixel Wastelands is suppose to be all sunshine and rainbows? (The Group proceeded to move)."
  • Piratey chatter was heard, as the group proceeded to hide in the rocks, as a gang of pirate-attired creatures simular to the pirateware software from the netourious Emoji Movie came forth to collect Vaporware Falls water.
  • Pirate 1: "Why must Captain make us come to these depressing falls to collect vaporware water? The lost potaintional of gravely hiatus games gives a sea water like taste!"
  • Pirate 2: "Not to mention that I get depressed a'round here. It's like the water is made from tears of those that had high-hopes here."
  • Pirate 3: "That's why that water ain't for drinking, ya swabs! That water powers Game Killer Bay's generator to keep it's engery a'flowin'! And that generator powers the weapon milt that builds our weapons, and revolutionises our scurvy socity!'
  • Pirate 4: "Well, I miss the good ol'days where we DIDN'T had to accept this complicated crap."
  • Pirate 3: "Well tough luck, ya big desktop lubber! We need to be this advanced so we be having a fighting chance to compete with the Inks and their evolving tec! They are out-stealing reshorces and potaintional cabin boys and girls from us! We have seniority over them, but the minute they came here after being outmoded in favor of sleeker models, they instently out bad us! They even earned the favor of other local trouble makers there! Even some Virus, Malware, Trojens, Spyware, Bots, Adware, EVEN FREAKING SPAM, SPAM, are being tempted to serve the Inks in some compatisty, even if indirectly! We need to get the rogue and malitious programs to have fate in Game Killer Bay again! And that may mean tapping into places like this!"
  • Pirate 5: "But for how long till the Inks come to take over the place as well?"
  • Pirate 3: "The Captain's Share Treaty keeps that false angel at bay taking this water for herself! Fer as long as we stay out of eachother's business in certain spots, we share this place as we enter an arms race to see who's the baddest around here! Now let's get to work, ya game killing swabs! (They proceed with that)."
  • Rarity: "(Quietly) I have the distinct impression that these aren't friendly locals."
  • Monkey: "(Quietly) Well since they're pirates AND likely based on things that plague games since inception, it's kinda a safe guess these guys won't welcome us with open arms.... At least, not friendly arms."
  • Mantis: "(Quietly) Ugh, it just HAD to be pirates. So, Po, what's your plan on getting past these yobos?"
  • Po: "(Quietly) Someone VERY super fast has to be distraction!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "(Quietly) No problem! I can run, or fly, circles around those dumbasses!"
  • Po: Yeah, you did fight pirates before, and not just Celaeno and Blot I might add.
  • Rainbow Dash: Check this out! (She flies towards them as one of them uses a long tongue to capture her and trap her inside his gelatinous body)... (Gurgling) WHAT THE F***?!
  • Pirate 3: WE'RE BEING WATCHED, LADS!!! WHOEVER'S OUT THERE, SHOW YOURSELVES BEFORE WE DIGEST THIS LITTLE PONY!!!
  • Donald Duck: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! (The pirates home on them and trap them)...
  • Boy Sora:... (Gurgling inside gelatinous pirate body) Well what did we expect from insane difficulty? The bad guys being amateur?
  • Pirate 1: Alright, ye scurvy brats! How much did ye hear? We can't allow this information to go all the way to Alice, nevermind the possability of you having a vessel here would allow her to spread her claws around the universes, given that I can safely assume that your neither a scrapper, an obscurer, a fantopian, and deffently neither a glitchy nor ESPEICALLY not a cancel! Ya don't even smell like 1000 year old rotten eggs! So, depending on how much ye heard, we'll either have to keep ye here for eternity, or kill ya!
  • Boy Sora: (Gurgling) THAT'S NOT FAIR, YOU GROSS OLD TURD!!!
  • Pirate 1: Too bad, life's not fair.
  • Donald Duck: (Gurgling) YOU BETTER LET US GO OR WE WON'T BE FAIR WITH YOU!!!!!
  • Fluttershy: (Gurgling) WHY ARE YOU JERKS DOING THIS TO US?! WE DIDN'T COME TO CAUSE ANY TROUBLE!!
  • Pirate 1: Ugh, we be planning this in forever, that's why. Them Ink Demons are fiercely territorial beasts, and would use any excuse they can get to ditch the captain's otherwise absolute treaty! The treaty's the only thing preventing the Vaporware Falls from becoming complete Ink-controlled lands! They'll do anything to get their purpose fulfilled.
  • Applejack: (Gurgling) And what might that be?
  • Pirate 4: TO DO WHAT THEY SO WELL PLEASE WITH US!!! They be bullies that just wanna take over. But they be getting more determined since this Vi-Tor freak took over and polluted the place with purple stuff. We be doing this to ensure Sammy and Alice don't push up their plans, especially since Masta Vaporware said that combining their ink WITH that purple stuff won't be pretty.
  • Rainbow Dash: (Gurgling huge bubbles that tickle the gelatinous pirate) THEN WHY DIDN'T YA JUST ASK, YOU S*** SUNDAE?! WE CAME HERE BECAUSE THAT VI-TOR GUY IS TERRORIZING OUR HOMES WITH THAT PURPLE STUFF AND WE'RE INTENDING TO STOP IT!!! AND BASED ON WHAT YOU SAID, THESE SAMMY AND ALICE GUYS SOUND LIKE BAD NEWS THAT WOULD MAKE GETTING VI-TOR DIFFICULT!!!
  • Pirate 6: EASY WITH THE BUBBLES, WILL YOU?!
  • Fluttershy: (Gurgling) She's right. We didn't come to blow your plans, as concerning as they may sound. We came here because Vi-Tor is threatening our homes. In fact, he's threatening yours as well. His actions are threatening to unleash the Cybervoid into sending unstoppable Guardians after our universes and swallow them.
  • Rarity: (Gurgling) And trust me- Oh, Celestia, this bubble talk is so gross! And trust me, you won't like what those Guardians will do to you compared to those Ink Demons.
  • Pirate 2: You mean the Guardians of Cyber? Please, that be just a silly myth.
  • Twilight: (Gurgling) "Aren't pirates KNOWN to be supertisious?"
  • Pirate 1: "We're based on modern viruses and other computer ills. We may be talkin' like pirates, but we're smarter then we look."
  • Viper: (Gurgling) "Which explains our predicterment."
  • Mantis: (Gurgling) "Okay, maybe the Guardians of Cyber are abit of a strech for now, fine, ya don't need to believe us on that for this moment, but surely you can at least acknowledge that Vi-Tor is a danger to the universes, and your particular rights to cause this place trouble. Heck, you said that if these Ink guys end up being with the Pixilumiam, that could risk making them more burdensome to you guys."
  • Pirate 3: "..... That be a good arguement.... Okay, outsiders. We'll have you disguss this with Captain Malware himself. And if you can convince him, we'll at the least stay out of the way. But be warned. Captain Malware is netourious for having a bad temper.... Even in good moods. So ye be wise to be as respectful to him as possable, so if you have any wisecrackers amongst ya, THEN I SUGGEST YE SHUT UP IF YA VALUE YOUR GIZZARDS?!"
  • Pinkie: (Gurgling) "What's a gizzard?"
  • Rarity: (Gurgling) "I do believe it's pirate talk for throats."
  • Pinkie: (Gurgling) ".... (Gulp). You guys made a good suggestion."
  • Rarity: (Gurgling) Of course I- OKAY, CAN YOU HOOLIGANS LET US OUT, THE WAY I'M TALKING HERE IS NASTY AND IT'S GOING TO DRIVE ME CRAZY!!!
  • Pirate 1: Sure thing, lass. It was grossing us out too. (Pirate 6 vomits them all out)
  • Rarity: UGGH, THANK YOU!!! Now, can you kindly bring us to this Malware guy?
  • Pirate 2: "Oy, be paient now, we were just getting to that. (The group went on)."

Game Killer Bay.

  • Qui Program: "..... Well, good news is, we at least reached the bay. The issue however, is that it ended up not being done as planned."
  • The remaining group were seen being escourt across a rough and tumble pirate town as virus pirates and other kinds of cyber ills were seen.
  • Spam: "(To the group) You have a chance to win a bazillion dollers if you just sign you name and address on the dotted line."
  • Adware: "GROW YOUR PENIS TO EXTRODENARY HEIGHTS WITH THIS LITTLE EXSPEARIMENTAL PILL?!"
  • Spam 2: "The top ten "Health" Foods that you should actselly avoid!"
  • Adware 2: "Get tickets to Disney World today!"
  • Spam 3: "Please read this Email!"
  • Adware 3: "Do you know where your daughter is? Now you can with the kid tracker device!"
  • Pirate LT: "Oh p*** off, you annoyences! (Chases off the Spams and Adwares)."
  • Clifton: Wow, you guys still have those problems? We've had it solved for centuries.
  • Beshte: Well, keep in mind that your technology is VERY different from our worlds', really, so it comes off as narcissic.
  • Fuli: Yeah, not a good remark.
  • Clifton: Well excuse us for not being used to it for centuries. We kinda forget that these were even problems.
  • Quidilen: ".... Ya know, Gazelle, we're both the most powerful people in this group, and yet we're letting these guys hold us up."
  • Gazelle: "It wouldn't do us good to be on their badside, nor waste our engery combatting them. Besides, it would do us better to be co-operative with them to not show we're a threat. Power is nothing to when they have sheer numbers."
  • Qui Program: "Besides, we play nice with them, it'll be easier to find my old friend. He's a Trojen Virus that runs the local pub, Beer.EXE."
  • Xandy: "Okay, enlighten us, how dangerious these guys are exactly?"
  • Qui Program: "Chaotic neutrol. They only act this aggressive for surviveal means. They're only a problem if you MAKE them a problem, or if you have something they want. When we get to Captain Malware, avoid upsetting him. Even in a better mood, he's infamous for having a very poor sense of anger management. And don't bother mentioning the Guardians of Cyber to them. They're based on recorded knwoledge, and given that there's no proven evidence of them, they won't really care about it."
  • Hudson: "Yet these guys act like pirates who are known to be suspitious?"
  • Qui Program: "Make no mistake. They're smarter then they look."
  • Bunga: Given these random messaging programs you call 'spam', I wouldn't be surprised.
  • Ono: Neither would I, quite frankly. They must be painful in their own way.
  • Quidilin: Well let's hope we get back with the others soon. That Goat really knows how to pack a team-beating punch.
  • Boss Wolf: Be glad it wasn't the Bear Simulator Bear, because I assure you, that would've done more than knock you out.
  • Pirate LT: Right this way, Miss QP. I must warn ye, Malware ain't happy on account of the recent Ink incident.
  • Qui Program: To be fair.... He's never happy. So this isn't exactly an accreate warning.
  • Pirate LT: Touché. But in all seriousness, I meant to say, he's angrier then usual.
  • Qui Program: Reguardless, he shouldn't be too much of a handful.
  • Pirate LT: Har, you think so? Let's see what ye feel afterward. He's in Beer.EXE in his usual quarters if ya need to find him. Just wait for him to fume abit. Trust me. Ya'll last longer. (They left)
  • Samantha: ".... What exactly did he meant by "Ink"?"
  • Qui Program: "Well if the rumors amongst the viruses are correct, then I guess these "Inks" are pretty much an up and coming problem that basicly became a competitor for all reshorces, both eviomental, and people related."
  • Tollund: ".... Is it safe to assume these people practice slavery?"
  • Qui Program: "Would you really be surprised since this planet makes one controled by the VA look pale in compairison? And don't worry, it's not nessersarly out of cruelty. If anything, it kinda gives the miserable beings here SOME purpose. They do however, have a problem with hazing and harassment.... (Gazelle looked concerned).... I never said the system was perfect. May as well enter the bar. (The group did so.)."

Beer.EXE.

  • A Horse-headed Bartender was seen giving viruses and other programs code-like beer for them to enjoy.
  • Some Trolls in dressing like steriotypical computer junkies were seen laughing like "Trololololol".
  • Malware Pirate: "So I saids to the guy. Know her? Her computer still works! (The Pirates laugh!)."
  • Some Spyware were seen calmly enjoying the code in sofisicated mannors.
  • A Pirate was seen teaseing some Spam and Adwares about actselly pressing on them as his friends laugh.
  • Some scrapped character concepts are seen doing labor, as sometimes the bar patrions tease the concepts abit by intentionally making a mess.
  • Qui Program opened the door and gotten everyone's attention.
  • The Folks of the bar gave cautious stares......
  • Hudson: "..... Miss Qui Program?..... Why, are they stareing?"
  • Qui Program: "That's because they know who I am."
  • Clifton: "So, basicly, you have a abit of a reputation here?"
  • Qui Program: ".... More then I am ready to reveil as of yet. (Qui Program leads the group torwords the Bartender)... Hello, Tro'Jonh."
  • Tro'John the trojon bartender: "Long time no see, Qui Program. The usual?"
  • Qui Program: "Alchourse. But keep in mind that this time, I'm here for business, only greater then the time I came here hunting down that Cyberterrorest the Galactic Feds wanted stopped."
  • Tro'John: "Anything for your friends?"
  • Qui Program: "Trust me on this, they might not be able to consume code."
  • Gazelle: "..... May, I ask, about if you can see to it that the patrions treat the labor a bit better here?"
  • Tro'John: "(Saw that the Trolls were listening) (Quietly) Miss, ya may want to be careful about asking that. A faverite prey for trolls, are political-correctness types. They go crazy in pissing them off. They invented the phrase "don't feed the trolls" for a reason."
  • Gazelle was confused.....
  • Qui Program: "..... (To Gazelle) He's not wrong. (Directs Gazelle's attention to listening trolls). Those guys are a bar-brawl waiting to happen if you try to push a narrative."
  • Gazelle: "(Understands).... Ne, nevermind."
  • The Trolls resumed their business, feeling like an oppertunity was lost.
  • Tro'John: ".... So, QP. What business are ya here for. Another wackjob you were sent to hunt down? A spyware from here was used to hacked the GF's system? Or, if I may be bold, is it related to the new guy to had his friends make that weird purple stuff?"
  • QP: Yes. Vi-Tor is spreading that purple stuff, it's called pixellanium by the way, to our worlds and risking the Cybervoid coming for it. We have to stop it.
  • Tro'John: Well, from what I heard from the nearby servants with the Omicron letter on them, the pixellanium is being spread via this giant floating facility in the farthest central recesses of the Pixel Wasteland. The generator is protected with unbelievable security all around. Energy shield, defense machines, depixilation turrets, and lotsa stuff even I won't bother listing. It won't be easy sneaking in.
  • Lord Shen: We're not really surprised. Vi-Tor set defeating him to insane difficulty. So the forces will be extraordinarily competent. But we can figure something out.
  • Gazelle: I hope we can. I can't bare being in this digital purgatory.
  • ???: "HOW DO YE THINK WE FEEL ABOUT IT?!"
  • The Bar Patrions kneel in fear as a very large cyber-pirate captain with a large serpent shaped hook, a club pegleg, cables and wires for a beard, should pads made from computer monitors, a keyboard breastplate, and a captain's hat with a Microsoft symbol on it with crossbones.
  • Qui Program: "..... Just as expected..... Captain Hazordius Malware."
  • Captain Malware: "Argh, at least you desktop lubbers are only visiting here. Blokes like meself, HAVE TO LIVE HERE?! We're pretty much a collection of socity's rejects! Some, having the misfortune, of not even being a thing, hence the existence, of Scrappies! Or heavens forbid they like the rotters of Can'Cel! Even I don't wish to venture near that graveyard of what could've been!"
  • Gazelle: "It's, nothing really personal to you sir, it's just-"
  • Captain Malware: "Don't a'go apardoning yerself! Ye get to live in the luxery of not ever being here as a residence! Ya never, have to live in fear of many horrors, not just the likes of the Inks or the undead beasts of Can'Cel! Here, you either get tough, or lose yourself to depression like alot of Scrappies! It's a cold rule, but we have to live by it here!"
  • Gazelle: Look, I can imagine it's hard, but-
  • Captain Malware: HARD?! HARD?!? WIPING YE BUM WITH A HOOK FOR A HAND IS HARD! THIS BE HELL'S DEFINITION OF HARD!!! THIS IS HELL!!!
  • Gazelle: ".... And sympathies go out for you all the same, but..... Aside from trying to see about making this place more, tolerable at the least, we have no real power over this place. I sense that this world has powers beyond even what the High Council can do. Even the Uniter Blade feels..... Small, to this place."
  • Captain Malware: "And it be like that for a reason! It's so misguided souls like potaintionally you don't try to help anyone out! And a lot of good it would do anyway, cause it ain't like a lot of folks here got anywhere to go to anyway?! Unforgiving as this place is, it wasn't like our stay here is purposeless. (Gets a little depressed) Whether there's a reason for it or not..... The Universes, naterolly hate folks like us."
  • Zosimo: "Well ya are pretty much malware, so-"
  • Captain Malware: "(Gets angry again) I AIN'T JUST TALKING ABOUT THE SCURVY SCUM OF GAME KILLER BAY?! I also talk about the ones NOT malitious programs! Scrappies, Obscurions, Fantopians, Glitchers, EVEN THE LIKES OF THE INKS AND CAN'CEL, are sent here because the universes deemed us UNWORTHY TO EXIST AMONG THEM?! So, in a way.... We tecnecally DON'T exist. And even if any of us are stupid enough to dare try to leave, it won't do any good. Scraps would be declare freaks without an offictal race to cling to. Nobody would reckindise an Obscurion. Fantopians and Glitchers are basicly exiled here for a number of reasons. And the Can'Cel..... They be like zombiefived aborted fetuses. They never even got a chance to exist! At least Obscurions, Fanatopians and even Scraps and Glitchers, got to know what it was like out there, but the Can'Cel?..... They know nothing of the greater universes. Whatever force resulted in their cancellation, reguardless if it has a good reason, like how Thrill Kill was too violent or sexually inappropriate for the universes, or if Companies can't afford to persue them or other corperate tomfoolery, like how their master got here because Nintendo wanted to make another Luigi's Mansion game! The rotters are made to be, litteral rotters, cursed, to lose sight of whatever intended goal they had and be hungered for the flesh of any foolish soul that travels to the Can'Cel Graveyard.... With few exceptions amongst them alchourse."
  • Gazelle: "...... (Gets emotional)..... WHY DOES THIS MISERABLE EXICUSE FOR A REALM EXIST?! (BANGS THE BAR DESK, AS THE TROLLS LAUGH AMUSED AT HER RAGE)!?"
  • Captain Malware: "Cool yourself, lass, your getting the trolls riled up. They go wild for SJW stuff!"
  • Gazelle: "WHY WOULD THE HIGH COUNCIL ALLOW THEIR SUFFERING TO GO UNANSWERED?! THESE INKS MAY BE TYRANTS, BUT THEY'RE NOTHING BUT A SYMPTOM TO AN ONGOING ISSUE?!"
  • The Trolls began to snicker as they look ready to leave their table.
  • Quidilen: "Miss Gazelle, (Gets up to confront her) Calm down! Your tyrade is going to arouse the trouble makers, and then you'll end up entering a conflict with them and end up starting a bar fight that'll get us on the Captain's badside!"
  • Gazelle: "MAKE ME?! (Pulls out the Uniter Blade) I dare you to make me not be upset?!"
  • Quidilen: ".... (Qui Snaps her own neck) Fine. (Readies her will to protect and other powers) Then get ready to learn WHY the VA deemed me their best leader. The hard way?! Outside, now?!"
  • Trolls: "FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT?!"
  • The Other Patrions began to chant fight!
  • Boss Wolf: "Qui, a scarlet dragon, going against Gazelle, the Uniter.... A messiah feud....... Oh wolf."
  • Chi Fu: ".... (To Malware) Good captain?..... We're very sorry in advance."
  • Qui and Gazelle proceed to leave the bar.
  • Captain Malware: ".... Do I, even WANT to know why you apologised in advance?"
  • Boss Wolf: "You'll find out in three, two, one.... (Points to right where the sound of an epic exploidsion was heard!)"

Outside.

  • Quidilen and Gazelle were seen having a super-sayen sytile fight, as the Game Killer Residents both look in amazement and fear, as the fight looks as if that if it isn't halted now, it would end with a desistating conflict!
  • The group got out and saw this!
  • Lord Shen: "..... This place is filled with enough misery at it is?! Two of the most powerful figures having an epic conflict is another problem IT DOESN'T NEED?! We need to stop it?!"
  • Qui Program: "Well here's some bad news with that plan! Once Qui gets into fighting mode, there's no stoping her. And Gazelle sounds like she's too upset about how poor this world's condition is that it sounds like she isn't so easily to quill either!"
  • Saa: "Think it's possable that she was still upset about what happened to Hecktor a while back that being exposed to this place got to her?"
  • Lord Shen: ".... Would not be surprised, frankly. We need to find the others so we can perhaps come up with the plan to calm those two down!"
  • Spyware: "(Shows up) Captain Malware, I must inform you that the water retrievers from Vaporware Falls have found more outsiders and are returning here to see you."
  • Tigra: ".... Wow, that was stupidly quick."
  • Bunga: Tell me about it.
  • Spyware: "Some partners also spotted that more outsiders have turned up in the Valley of Obscurity, Fantopia, and even Can'Cel Graveyards, each surprisingly well off and fine.... Oh, and there is an ugly bird with a collection of Scrappies. however, I must warn that a large patrol of Inks were seen heading to the Valley of Obscurity for a slave hunt. They look serious."
  • Tigra: ".... Also, stupidly quick."
  • Bunga: Again, tell me about it.
  • Lord Shen: "Convinent as that is, that doesn't mean it'll be done easily! Boss Wolf and I shall go see the already arriving group and get them to help us find the others! The rest of you, see what you can to keep Quidilen and Gazelle from causing TOO much damage!"
  • Xandy: "May as well, we can't exactly let this otherwise epic fight get out of hand!"
  • Zosimo: "I'll set up a priminitor sheild with Alexus so there's no risk of this fight ending up go out of bounds!"
  • Kion: Wait, she was with us? I never saw her.
  • Zosimo: That's because they've claimed to have been here before and thought ahead. She'll already have the shield up by now.
  • Kion: Well that's... Good news.
  • Lord Shen: "Well hop to it! (Lord Shen and Boss Wolf charged off!)"

Valley of Obscurity

  • Earthworm Jim: Just a few more intches and we'll get to the Boss of the Valley of Obscurity.
  • Pooh: "Well, there's that at least."
  • Piglet stepped on something and slipped!
  • The Group looked at Piglet and saw that he slipped on an icky foot print.
  • Piglet: "..... I don't wanna be imposing, but, maybe you need to work on keeping the place a little cleaner."
  • Mighty: ".... Oh balls?! The Inks are patrolling here?! We need to get to the boss quicker now!"
  • A distorted sound was heard along with a scream!
  • Fatty Bear: "(Gasps)! Oh no! That came from my house! The Inks found her?! (Runs off!)"
  • Earthworm Jim: "Okay people, we're gonna have to get out of here quickly!"
  • Timon: "But we have to help that little girl!"
  • Putt Putt: "But that sound sounded like the Porjectionist is here! That camera headed bully is litterally the inks' biggest eye! And likely the Butcher Gang, Piper, Striker and Fisher, aren't too far behind!"
  • Pajama Sam: "And don't forget those Screahers! I'm still trying to clean my cape from that!"
  • Simba: "Well it wouldn't be right to not help!"
  • Spy Fox: "Do you seriously want to give the Inks proof that outsiders are here?! It would compromise everything!"
  • Nala: "Well excuse US for not being cowerds! (The Lougers and other heros charged off as the Obcures are left behind)."
  • Nights: "(Sighs), So much for this going according to plan. Guys, we may as well go along with this. Fatty's our friend after all."
  • Earthworm Jim: ".... D'ohhhh, the boss is gonna kick our asses for this!"
  • Putt-Putt: Can we please just help them?! (Pep barks)
  • Earthworm: NO NEED TO RUSH IT, YA LEMON!!! (They followed them)

Meanwhile, Again...

  • Dave: Okay, why are we taking SO DAMN long to get to your Mayor?!
  • Kal Wardin: "Well excuse us for having a big city. Fantopia has to be like that because.... Well, being accused as being a rip-off, even if it wasn't the intention, is a kinda common thing."
  • Danny: "Well yeah, but, we've been walking for miles and saw neither a hair or high of what looks like a capital building."
  • Giana: You really shouldn't use traditional looks to distinguish things. Capital buildings look different, you know.
  • Sawyer: NOW you tell us.
  • Maria: I'd watch that sandpaper tongue of yours, kitty- (Sawyer grabs Maria forcefully as she stares Maria angerly that dwindles her over-confidence).....
  • Sawyer: DON'T CALL ME KITTY!!!
  • Maria: "....... Okay. (Sawyer lets go)....."
  • Giana: "I told ya you shouldn't push them, Maria."
  • Miko: Enough... We are not lost. We are on the right track. We just need focus.
  • Sparx: We you or we us?
  • Miko: We us.
  • Sparx: "..... Why did Battleborn have to make that a thing?"
  • Robot: Are you guys always this obnoxious?
  • Sparx: Yes, because it's part of our cartoonish charm. Don't ruin it.
  • Nurse: I'm surrounded by buffoons!
  • Sparx: "Well maybe if you guys hadn't acted like jerks before, we could've been more respectable!"
  • Giana: "Tch, as if you expected this miserable place to be all Sunshine and Gumdrops down here! A lot of us are treated poorly for even the IMPLICATION of copying someone else?!"
  • Candy: "Hey calm down guys! We at least owe it to them to be a little less irritable."
  • Cindy: "Yeah, so knock it off."
  • Zanda: "Okay okay, yeesh. Excuse us for being mad at the universes for not giving us a chance because of being a bit simular!"
  • Spyro: "Ya know, understandable as your anger is, just because your mad at people for treating you poorly for any notions about lack of originality or being a fan project, that doesn't mean you can just be nothing but anger. You shouldn't expect to automaticly be respected just because your misunderstood."
  • Kal Warden: "Tch. Ya think we ASKED to look like we were made to leech off of someone else's success?"
  • Giana: "I didn't ask to look like I was out to steal Mario's Thunda!"
  • Nurse: "Did you think I wanted to be apart of a game that copies Team Fortress 2?"
  • Zanda: "And do you think I WANT to look like Zelda?!"
  • Penguin: "And I didn't ask to be in a FNAF-EQSED game?!"
  • Robot: "And I didn't asked to look like Mega Man!"
  • Otto: "AND AS IF I ASKED TO TRY AND MOOCH OFF OF PAKMAN'S GLORY?!
  • Maria: "Nobody here asked to be created only for our moronic creaters to suck up someone else's hard earned popularity! We don't LIKE that we were created to be a means to an end for unoriginal twats to mooch off of better people's success?! It, it just happened, okay?! (Cries, as the other Rip-offs comfert her)....."
  • Spyro: "..... Look, we sympathese with you guys all the same, but having nasty attatudes because others were unkind to you, isn't gonna help winning sympathy points beyond us."
  • Giana: "Hey, it ain't like we can just leave and try to re-create ourselves to become original characters! Without our useless creators, we're stuck like this?!"
  • Cynder: "What he means is that you can't turn your backs on life because others did that on you. (The Rip-Offs began to ponder this). Sometimes, you can't always control what happens in life. The best you can do, is let go of your pasts, and move on from it."
  • Kal Warden: "....... Ya know what?...... You guys aren't so bad at all.... I mean, your still a risk of aggrovating the Inks, but.... Putting up with them being pissed off at us, is worth it now."
  • Giana: ".... Well, guess you guys aren't so bad after all."
  • Zanda: ".... That's uh.... Actselly good advice."
  • Nurse: ".... At least I'm surrounded by GOOD-HEARTED buffoons."
  • Miko: "..... We are pleased. You passed our test. Now let's actselly go to the capital."
  • Brandy: "Ya mean to tell me you intentionally got us lost to teach a lesson?"
  • Giana: ".... Yeah, he likes to do these "vague and mysterious" lessions like that. Just, roll with it."
  • Brandy: Sure, let's see how many more moments that could be spent dealing with Vi-Tor he can waste.
  • Robot: How about you stop wasting time that can be spent dealing with Vi-Tor with your bitching?
  • Mr. Whiskers: OHHHHHHH SNAP- (Brandy tied up his head cartoonishly with his own ears)
  • Miko: There's the place. (The capital building looked like a normal building, but bigger)
  • Max:... Now there's something you don't see every day.
  • Ryo: So the capital building... Is a regular building?
  • Maria: I know! The Inks don't even suspect. As far as those goopheads know, the city has no capital building. GENIUS!!
  • Seiichi: Actually, it is kinda clever.
  • Dave: ".... Ya do realise that given that they likely captured some people here that they would just interigate those guys and THEN figure out that the capital building's a bland one?"
  • Silence...
  • Giana: "..... Maybe not as smart as we thought in hind sight."
  • Zanda: "Though that doesn't explain why they were never a problem."
  • ???: "Sheep, sheep, sheep, It's time for sleep. Rest your head. It's time for bed. In the morning, you may wake. Or in the morning, you'll be dead."
  • The Rip-Offs gasped at this, as a large T.V. Screen slid down the building, turning on to reveil Sammy Lawrence.
  • Brandy: "..... I knew it was a matter of time before Bendy and the Ink Machine Characters get used here, espeically after the FNAF camios."
  • Sammy: "Oh there you are, little sheep. Did you really think that you can fool your shepard by hiding your city's capital in plain sight? Bet you didn't count on the fact that one of your little friends would've eventually break. (Shows a Ink incased Mighty No 9 of the Mighty No 9 game). He had to be heavily displeaned, but he became a good sheep soon enough."
  • Kal Wardin: "Aw crap, he got to Nine!"
  • Mighty No 9: "(Cries), I'm sorry?! I'M SORRY?! BUT, HE WAS TORTURING THE DOCTOR AND MY ENTIRE FAMILY IN FRONT OF ME?! I HAD TO GIVE HIM WHAT HE WANTED?! FORGIVE ME?! (CRIES)?!"
  • Sammy: "As for your mayor.... (Shows Battleborn's Ghalt tied to an electric chair) I'm afraid this sheep has been ordered to be put to bed, as per orders of the Angel."
  • Ghalt: "YOU CRAZED BASTURD?! WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE, I'M GONNA SHOVE THAT MASK RIGHT UP YOUR ASS?!"
  • Lola: "YOU BETTER LET THEM GO, YOU BAD MAN?!"
  • Sammy: "Actselly, little sheep.... The Angel did offer a little proposition in return for the mayor's return. If you capture and kill the Guardian of the Wastelands and bring his power to us..... Your leader is spared. But be made aware..... Your leader's bedtime will be in 24 hours. If the angel does not get the guardian's staff...... It'll be time for bed. (Chuckles darkly). (The transmission ends as the screen melts into Ink)......"
  • Rocket: "...... Welp, we're f****d."
  • Striker: Not our finest moment.
  • Brandy: ".... And, what exactly, IS the Pixel Wasteland Guardian?"
  • Miko: ".... It is, a complicated tale."

Meanwhile Again Again...

  • The Master: (They arrive at a giant church)... This is my home. The Church of the Cancelled.
  • Pikachu: Pikachu!
  • Mewtwo: So you have a religion here?
  • Crank Weasel: Well, tecnecally, not anymore. It's just the capital of the Graveyard. We just still call it a church to scare away the Ink Demons through the religious concept ghosts that circle the place. They are NOT fond of holy crap.
  • Kaa: Sad.
  • Crank Weasel: You have no idea. Those ghosts are super freaky jackasses.
  • Banzai: More than those Ink things?
  • Crank Weasel: Yep. One of the concepts of your friend Jak is a real mute d***bag. He always tended to noogie me whenever he got the cha- (This thing noogies him and disappears) ***** ********** ********* C**T!!!!!!
  • Ratchet: Yeah, we can see that.
  • Crank Weasel: And there's a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- (Breaths in) -OOOOOOOOOOOOOOT more where that came from. All the concept pictures you see all over the Graveyard are here as ghosts. They chill down beneath the deep church.
  • Sir Hiss: "And it is in here where we discover Ansem's manuscript? Along with any possable deeper lore about how this Graveyard works?"
  • The Master: "Well, not just that. It would also reveil the reason why we don't just up and leave whenever we want.... The Guardian of the Pixel Wastelands."
  • Bagheera: "A Guardian of this entire realm? What would that be like?"
  • The Master: "..... Imagine a great beast, made up of traits creatures that were evolutionary dead ends. That is what the Wasteland Guardian is like. In the case of the Pixel Wastelands, it will take the form of early, outmoded or rejected designs of video game creatures. It weilds a great staff, that would allow it power over any thing in the Pixel Wastelands."
  • Baloo: "Well then why the heck isn't it putting these Ink Guys in their place?"
  • The Master: "It's purpose, is more in line to be our warden...... Not a protector."
  • Crank Weasel: "Basicly..... The Pixel Wasteland Guardian primarly exists more as to make this place a roach motel for guys like us in Can'Cel then to really help anyone. The only time it would actselly respond to a conflict is if forces as great as it is, are like, say, having a brawl here. But aside from that, even Alice Angel, as wicked as she is, isn't gonna get the guardian to budge!"
  • Bagheera: "What exactly is the Guardian of the Pixel Wastelands like?"
  • Crank Weasel: "Look no further, (Walks torwords the Church), then here. (Opens it, invits the group inside, and saw what looks like an almost familier creature)...."
  • Jumbaa: ".... Ohh boy.... So basicly, it's pretty much like the Zillo Beast of Star Wars fame, but made of video game concept paper?"
  • The Master: "It is but one form of infiedent possabilites, but yes. The Guardian's great staff is what is used to keep ships made from the material of this realm to never leave. But..... It doesn't ever respond to outsider ships. That is why The Angel would want to have outsiders. To escape without it's interfearence."
  • Pleakly: "But won't it sense that the ship HAS her and any other natives in it?"
  • The Master: "That's why she foolishly wants to kill the Guardian so that doesn't happen. The Guardian is an immortal beast. It can never die."
  • Sir Hiss: "Well, I hate to be the bareor of bad news, but, immortality is not as indestructable as many think. There can be loopholes."
  • Kaa: "Like, morality illness."
  • Bagheera: "Basicly, it's a sort've sickly yet also mentally ill-driven failsafe against gods and demons that show sympathy and compassion to mortals. It can be espeically desistating to immortals. And that includes this Guardian. Which, now that I think about it, it's why it's not actively doing anything other then preventing escape. It must be worried that if it protects people from the ills of these realms, it would risk bonding with them and get morality illness."
  • The Master: ".... Then that makes the Angel's threat concerning.... If alchourse she knew of this."
  • Rachet: "But that's about it..... What if she does know and it's why she's even bothering with the whole "Trying to kill the guardian" thing? What if she's trying to find a way to put the thing in a position that it'll develop morality illness?"
  • The Master: "..... Knowing the devious nature of that wicked Angel....... Then all the more impourence in getting Ansem's manuscript in the catacombs and to show the existence of the Cyber Guardians in that manuscript. It is time to give all of the realms a reason to finally find a way to make these realms a better place. And it is through the guardian itself. We need to convince it to become more then a warden and be a protector but without gaining compassion."
  • Baloo: "Then lead the way."
  • The group proceed to head down to the catacombs.

Road to Game Killer Bay.

  • Duke: "Yeesh, my feet are acheing!"
  • Pirate 1: "How do you think we feel, lad? We wear boots all the time! Ya won't even wanna know about our athlete's foot!"
  • Duke: Then kindly spare us the details, mac! I just want to get back to Gazelle.
  • Lord Shen and Boss Wolf arrived!
  • Lord Shen: "Thank goodness we found you guys! We have an issue!"
  • Duke: "(Deadpan) Gazelle got too socal justicey again, did she?"
  • Boss Wolf: "..... Wow. You, quickly guessed that?"
  • Duke: "Call it Weaselton intuition. Okay, did she like, got into a fight with the other virus pirates because they said something politically incorrect, or what?"
  • Lord Shen: "More like the stress from what occured with Hecktor has been made worse when she learned about the sad miserable existence of these realms and now has broken into a fight with Qui! (An exploudsion was heard, as it was seen that it came from Game Killer Bay)..... Case in point."
  • Pirate 3: ".... Oh blimey. That clearly sounds like those two are as powerful as the Wastelands Guardian."
  • Pinkie: "There's a guardian for this place?"
  • Pirate 4: "Well yeah. But it is more of a Wastelands "Warden" then a true guardian. It only wakes up to keep blokes like us from leaving with ships made from these realms, or when forces as powerful as it is wake up and reckindises them as a threat to it's terratory."
  • Twilight: "..... And, what exactly, is the guardian of the pixel wastelands like?"
  • Pirate 6: "Know of the Zillo Beast from Star Wars the Clone Wars?"
  • Boss Wolf: "Ehhhh, give or take."
  • Pirate 1: "Well like that, but bigger, and made of concept arts."
  • Applejack: "....... And, how long does it take for this guardian to wake up and get here?"
  • A large haunting moan was heard.
  • Pirate 2: "...... Well, let's just say, the Guardian wouldn't be very good at it's job if it doesn't respond quickly."
  • Duke: ".... AW NUTS?! GAZELLE?! (ZOOMS OFF IN A PANIC TORWORDS THE BAY!)!"
  • Rarity: "..... We, probuly may want to help with that."
  • Rainbow Dash: NO DOI!!!! (They headed out and ran finding Gazelle and Quidilin fighting)
  • Duke: GAZELLE, STOP BEING OVERSENSITIVE ABOUT HOW MUCH OF A NILIST DUMP THIS PLACE IS!!!!!
  • Pirate 1: AND DON'T ATTRACT UNWANTED ATTENTION TO YOURSELF!!!!
  • Gazelle: "LIKE WHAT?! (A thunderious moan was heard as the buildings of Game Killer Bay began to shake that got Gazelle's and Quidilen's attention)."
  • Pinkie: "Pretty much the big guardian monster that's making that noise!"
  • Gazelle: "This place has a GUARDIAN?!"
  • Pirate 7: "HOW DO YOU THINK ALOT OF US HAVEN'T LEFT BY NOW?!"
  • Gazelle: AND WHY WAS I NEVER TOLD BEFORE?!?
  • Boss Wolf: WILL YOU STOP BITCHING, AND FIGHTING WHILE YOUR AT IT?!
  • Gazelle: FINE!!!! (She stops and powers down the Uniter Blade as the moaning fades, indicating that the Guardian went back to sleep)...
  • Spike:... Whew!
  • Pirate 5: Don't whew yet! That fight ain't just gonna get the guardian's attention! (A familiar screech was heard)... And speak of the damn devil!
  • Pirate 4: Let's skedaddle! (They ran comically and went into hiding as ink was oozing around the area)
  • A beastly figure form began to form to reveil the outmoded model of Bendy rising from the Ink, to look around.
  • The Bendy Monster began to slowly walk around as webs of ink form around the buildings of Game Killer Bay.
  • The United Groups, while hiding, see this.
  • Trixie: ".... (Quietly) Ya know, the fact that we referenced FNAF once or twice, it looked like it was a matter of time before we brought BATIM into this."
  • Captain Malware: ".... (Quietly) We be needing to get the both ya's out of the bay! If that beast catches ya, it's game over!"
  • Applejack: "(Quietly) But it's only one of him and a lot of us! Also, we have Gazelle and Quidilen on our side!"
  • Captain Malware: "(Quietly) Bendy be the most powerful of the inks! Another clash of great powers would risk awaking the Guardian, like you almost just did moments ago!"
  • Starlight: "(Quietly) Kinda a good point. Maybe we can trap it?"
  • Captain Malware: "(Quietly) Many tried. All failed, and only end up getting sent to Ink Inc Studios and become slaves through the Ink!"
  • Starlight: Rats.
  • Captain Malware: Besides, Bendy be able to use his inky body to create an entire army of himself. That makes the risk of awakening the Guardian again greater.
  • Pinkie: "(Quietly) I don't remember THAT from the game."
  • Captain Malware: "(Quietly) It's a gained subsiquient ability of not having to abide to a game script anymore. Sometimes, being sent here as an outmoded model, has benefits and advantages."
  • Gilda: Look, you have nothing to worry about.
  • Pirate 4: THIS BE THE PIXEL WASTELAND! THERE BE PLENTY TO WORRY ABOUT!!!
  • Gilda: Oh, don't be a deck wipe! We've dealt with worse than this. Ink doesn't scare us one bit.
  • Pirate 3: Easy for you ta say. You don't wear no clothes.
  • Pirate 7: But ink can still be hard stainers.
  • Gilda: WHATEVER!
  • Captain Malware: "(Quietly) Look, ye have to trust us that your not yet ready for Bendy."
  • Gazelle: ".... (Quietly) For the sake of playing it safe, we'll take your word for it. Besides, we do need to reunite with the others anyway, and wasting time with an oppendent we've yet to fully understand would only waste time."
  • Applejack: "(Quietly) Good idear. We'll deal with these Ink varments later when we're at full force."
  • Captain Malware: Wise decision, lads. Now let us move.

Valley of Obscurity, Fatty Bear's house.

  • The group entered, and saw that the horse is covered in Ink.
  • Piglet: Oh d-d-d-dear, this place is getting spookier the further we go.
  • Gopher: Eh, I've ssseen worse during my travels.
  • Bomberman: I doubt that.
  • Fatty Bear: CAN WE PLEASE FOCUS ON FINDING THE PROJECTIONIST SO WE CAN SAVE KAYLA?!
  • Nights: "Calm down, Fatty Bear. We'll find her. We just need to follow the ink trail."
  • The group cautiously followed the said trail to the backyard, and found that Kayla was trapped in an Ink mound, as the Butcher Gang, PiperInk Striker, and Fisher were seen around here.
  • Piper: "(Talking like Moe Howerd) Allright, kid! Ya betta start talking! Sammy asked us to hunt down any link to this resistence Miss Alice has been hearing about and wants it stop! So ya may as well come clean! Where's the resistence leada?!"
  • Kayla: "(Wimpers gurgling in the ink), I, I don't know what your talking about!"
  • Ink Striker: "(Whoops like Curly). Uh, boss, I don't think the kid has any idea what's goin' on."
  • Fisher: "(Like Larry) Well if anything, I think it's like she's livin' in a fantasy world."
  • Ink Striker: Probably because she is. She's a kid.
  • Piper: "Don't be stupid, nimrods! (Smacks the both of them!) We saw her little bear working with the resistence trying to damage the Ink Machine! She's bound to know something! (Back to Kayla) NOW GET TALKING, BRAT?!"
  • Kayla started to gurgle-cry.
  • Piper: "Enough with the waterworks, sister! Woman up and start talkin'!"
  • The Ink TV rose and showed Sammy again.
  • Sammy: "WHAT IN THE GLORIOUS NAME OF BENDY ARE YOU MORONS DOING?!"
  • The Trio freaked out and fell on top of eachother in Stoogy fastion!
  • Sammy: "WHY ARE YOU NEEDLESSLY HARASSING THIS TENDER SHEEP?!"
  • Piper: "We was interigating her, sir! She's playin' hard to get about where the resistence is!"
  • Sammy: "DID IT EVER OCCURED TO YOU FOOLS THAT MAYBE THE SHEEP WAS ALOUED INTO BELIEVING THAT SHE IS NOT INSIDE THE PIXEL WASTELAND?! That means, she has NO IDEA WHAT WAS GOING ON, AND YOU PEA-BRAINS ARE TRUMATISING A CHILD FOR NOTHING?!"
  • Ink Striker: "Nyack nyack, well, boss, ya kinda doing that too."
  • Sammy: ".... Ughh.... Where's the Projectionist and the Scearchers?"
  • Piper: "We had them looking in the basement, boss. There might be something related to the rebels at least."
  • Sammy: "At least you idiots are doing SOMETHING right! This is why the Angel find you imbacles rather.... Distasteful. Why, even I can barely stand the sight of you sad spawns of wasted ink! But at least, you captured someone of impourence to the rebels..... Wait here and keep the brat still until Lord Bendy comes and collects this tender sheep when he is done checking that den of sin, that is Game Killer Bay. There was a disterbence that our wise and great Bendy had detected and wanted to investigate.... That makes me concerned that Bendy is not longer the single greatest power here. I want you blittering boobs to be on guard! Distrust, ANYTHING suspitous! AND I DO MEAN, ANYTHING?! Samual Lawrence, out!"
  • The TV Melted back into Ink!
  • Piper: ".... (Sighs kinda regretfully).... (Back to Kayla) Uh, sorry about the bad cop rotine sweet heart. I, just, assumed."
  • Fisher: "Would it make you feel better if we got you some McDonalds?"
  • Ink Striker: "Betta! (Pulls out a phone) I'll order Pizza!"
  • Piper: "Hold up, ya dummies! Ya heard the boss! We gotta babysit the kid so.... It, comes for her."
  • Ink Striker: "Buuuuuut. Sammy didn't say we can't take good care of her while we wait."
  • Piper: "Well I think it's more implied that he wants us to take it seriously and not do anything that would risk the perfect ruse for those rebels to jump us. That may mean we have to hold off on getting lunch until it's safe. We'll get her pizza AFTER she's at Ink Incs.... Ya know, if, Alice Angel allows it that is, knowing how stingy that cold dame is."
  • Fisher: "(Sighs).... Sorry kid. (The trio went into certain positions to look out for trouble as Kayla blew inky bubbles in fear with teary eyes.)"
  • Nights: "..... (Quietly) Yeah, that's the sad thing about those three. They're more like misunderstood silly-billies then real baddies. They're just too scared of Alice to do anything else."
  • Tigger: "(Quietly) So Sammy and Alice are forcing those misunderstood guys to do bad things, huh? How nasty can ya get? I say we stand and fight, I-"
  • Razoff: "(Quietly) UP UP! I know it's a staple for the Pooh series to have Owl and Gopher break into a song and dance rotine about how hopeless the situation is with the recuring theme of "Tap-dancing" on your head to the point where Rabbit runs like a bunny in aggravating fear, but it this case, it's a good idea to NOT bring that joke in, because stupid as they look, even they would notice music in where they're not expecting it!"
  • Owl/Gopher: (With the suits and guitars)... Drat!
  • Earthworm Jim: "(Quietly) Well since it's just those three cowerdly stooges, we can take them!"
  • Simba: "(Quietly) But if we attacked them, it'll alarm the Projectionist and those other Ink creatures."
  • Timon: "(Quietly) Good call Simba. So what's your plan on getting passed those guys? And if you say live bait again, I'm gonna kill you."
  • Simba:... For once I have a better idea...... Live bait involving Terk and Tantor.
  • Terk: Say what now?
  • Simba: Guys, they'll expect something as predictable as Timon and Pumbaa's classic hula diversion. From once, it has to be something unexpected and... Quite strange-looking. So, I'm asking you as a friend.
  • Terk: DOOOOOOH, DAAAWWWWWOOOH, WITH THE SAD KITTY CAT FACE, AAH, ALRIGHT!! But DON'T make me do anything just as embarrassing.

French Narrator: 30 Seconds Later...

  • Terk: (In drag again) I'M GONNA KILL HIIIIIM!!!!!
  • Tantor: "(With a lady sock puppet) Actselly, it complicates you quite well."
  • Terk: "Ya think so? Ya sure it doesn't look like I got a ba-dunk-ba-dunk?"
  • Tantor: "Uh, maybe se whould get going now?"
  • The Butcher Gang were still patrolling around the backyard.
  • Terk and Tantor were seen watching from the bushes.
  • Terk: ".... (Quietly) Watch a master at work."
  • Terk came out acting feminate.
  • Terk: "(Like a 20s era dame) Hi-ya boys."
  • The trio look at Terk in surprise and all made the awwoooha sound!
  • Piper: "HOLY MOLY, WOULD YA LOOK AT THE MEAT ON THAT DAME?!"
  • Ink Striker: "Nyeeeh-eeeehh-ehhhhh!"
  • Fisher: "Duhhhh, duuuuuuuh, duuuh, duh, DUUUUUH!"
  • Terk: "Mind tellin' me where a dame can look for a good time here?"
  • Piper, Ink Striker and Fisher, in a comical fastion, began to ran torwords Terk and got close to her!
  • Piper: "Uh duh eee uh, Right this way, miss!"
  • Fisher: "Got any friends? (Tantor had the puppet out) Halleuya!"
  • Tantor: "(Giggles falsololy)."
  • Terk and Tantor began to lead the trio away.
  • Fu Dog:... Suckers. (They went to Kayla)
  • Kayla: (Gurgling in ink) FATTY, PLEASE HELP ME!!!!
  • Fatty Bear: It's okay, Kayla, I'm here. I'll get you- (He gets stuck in the ink trap)... Well that's just great!
  • Ink Puddles began to form as The Scearchers formed up and began to crawl torwords the group!
  • Nights: "Look out! Scearchers!"
  • Pumbaa: "Uh oh, this looks like not all of the Screachers went with the Projectionist!"
  • Earthworm Jim: "Can we fight NOW?!"
  • Pajama Sam: Yes?
  • Earthworm Jim: LET'S DO THE GLOB, INK STAINS!!! (He unloaded his gun on the Searchers and blew the smoke off the gun)... Way too easy.
  • Eeyore: Because it was. (The Searchers reformed through ink)
  • Putt-Putt:... We're doomed. (Pep growls angrily)
  • Tigger: I got this.
  • Rabbit: You don't got this.
  • Tigger: (Preparing the Woopdy-Duper Loopdy-Looper Alley-Ooper Bounce) Want a bet, Long Ears?
  • Rabbit: NOT REALLY- (Tigger lets it all loose) HIT THE DECK!!!!! (Tigger ricochets around the area striking the Searchers, any environment that affected the Searchers, and conveniently frees Kayla and Fatty)...
  • Rutt: GRACIOUS, THAT'S JUST SO OP, EH!!!!
  • Tigger: But very effectivite!
  • The Projectionist's screech was heard!
  • Rabbit: "Oh dear, that sounds like the Projectionist has heard that!"
  • Bomberman: "Then let's make like a bomb and blow this popstand! (The group ran off as a light was seen in the house, as eventually when the group was far away enough, The Projectionist arrives to the back yard and saw the aftermath as the Scearchers were still recovering.)"
  • The Projectionist moaned and growled at this, and proceeded to look for the Butcher Gang.
  • The Group arrived back to the outskirts of the Valley of Obscurity.
  • Putt-Putt: "Man. That was close."
  • A communicator on Nights' belt was acting as he answered it.
  • Nights: "Nights' here."
  • Voice: "This is Freddi Fish calling from the resistence. Just where are you guys? It's been awhile and the Projectionist and the other Inks are already here! The Boss is worried sick!"
  • Nights: "Sorry, we kinda have to save Fatty's owner from those Inks. She was this closed of being dragged into this as well. Also...... We kinda have some guests with us."
  • Freddi Fish's voice: "Uh oh. And the Inks saw them, did they?"
  • Nights: "Kinda didn't had a choice, really. We couldn't afford another soul becoming entangled into the Angel's grip."
  • Luther's voice: "WELL CRUD SEA MONKEYS, NOW THE ANGEL'S GONNA GET A WHIFF OF THESE GUYS AND-"
  • Nights: Guys, guys... Guys. Calm down. What's done is done now. Just have Reader Rabbit and the Cluefinders prepare the underwater elevator. Ink does NOT mix well with water.
  • (Laptrap): Way ahead of you. My probes have sensed concentrated and organized Ink attacks all over the Wasteland.
  • (Joni): They're everywhere.
  • (Santiago): They seem to be concentrating on certain areas including yours. The others may be where your friends are.
  • (Leslie): You guys better get out of there quickly.
  • (Owen): We'll guide you to the underwater elevator.
  • Nala:... Well you heard them. Let's go. Terk and Tantor will catch up once they doped those Ink creatures into something stupid.
  • The Group moved on.

Fantopia.

  • The Scearchers are seen crawling about into Fantopia as the Fantopians are forced into hiding.
  • A large boss Scearcher was seen carring a speaker system.
  • Sammy's voice: "Do behaive little sheep. Your shepards are looking for sheep that had been naughty..... And ones that don't belong to this meadow. For they have a date, with desteny. If you see them.... Don't hesitate to let us know."
  • The Group were seen hiding in an ally out of sight for the Sceachers.
  • Miko: "..... This was not planned."
  • Giana: "Ugh, I hate it when those Inks are a step ahead of us!"
  • Brandy: "To be fair, would you guys even be so afraid of her if she was a total yuts?"
  • Kal Wardin: "We need to get to the rest of the Battleborn and get out of here!"
  • Sawyer: "And how are we gonna do that without drawing more attention then an Indiana Jones movie?"
  • Danny: "Well, that's the other thing..... Where exactly ARE the other Battleborn characters?"
  • Miko: "They would be in the subway in an event of an Ink invadtion. The tunnels are flooded cause of Ink's netourious weakness to water."
  • Brandy: ".... Actselly, that's a vast improvement from making your capital building a normal building without considering that some of you might be captured."
  • Maria: "Oh trust me. Fantopia would've already be under the full control of the Inks by now if we weren't this smart."
  • ???: "HELP, HELP, HELP?!"
  • A Legend of Titan Widowmaker equilent ripoff was seen being chased by the Scearchers as she got surrounded!
  • The Ink T.V. formed to show Sammy Lawrence.
  • Sammy: "Oh, the missing and final piece to our Legends of Titan collection. This was, long overdue. Scearchers, contain the fantopian before us, and ready her for Bendy's grace."
  • The Scearchers surrounded the Widowmaker wanna-be andand trapped her into an Ink Mound!
  • Sammy: "Lord Bendy will be with you, Shortly. (The Ink TV melted away as the Scearchers resumed on)....."
  • Candy: ".... Aw nuts, they got another one."
  • Mr. Wiskers: "We have to help her!"
  • Miko: "Your good heart is admirable, but your common sense needs much improvement. These Scearchers will overwealm even the strongest of us before we get too close, and even then, Bendy will soon arrive and defeat us all. Even we're not strong enough to face Bendy."
  • Sam: "Well that's mainly because you're a healer class character."
  • Kal Wardin: "Not just that. Bendy is the strongest and most durable of the Inks. Strong enough to defeat even an army of Spartens in one good go. Not even the undead sods of Can'Cel are itching to fight'im. He's THAT powerful."
  • Max: "Well no problem. Just get something as strong as he is and we're good to go."
  • Giana: "Not too many things can match the Ink Demon's power."
  • Brandy: "We have two, actselly. Gazelle, and Cynder's mom Qui."
  • Miko: "Be warned that a clash of great powers would only serve to incur the Guardian of the Pixel Wasteland to defend it's terratory against them."
  • Dave: "..... This place..... Has..... A Guardian?!"
  • Kal Wardin: "Why else did you think we're stuck here? I would've gotten everyone on an express ship out of here by now if it didn't kept us down to earth, metathoricly speaking."
  • Lola: "Okaaaaaay, and, what exactly is this Guardian like?"
  • Zanda: "...... Ya familier with the Zillo Beast, from Clone Wars? Imagine that, but made of concept art from all video games."
  • Savio: "..... Well, why not just have THAT fight Bendy?"
  • Link: Sadly it's not a true guardian. Only somewhat of a warden. It's here to stop us from getting out. It doesn't care what we do to each other inside, as long as it doesn't threaten it's domain.
  • Savio: Whatever you say, Not Link.
  • Rocket: Then what the mothalovin' crap're we gonna do?
  • Kal: We'll think of something.
  • Rocket: Well don't take too long, ya freeloader.
  • Firebat: (Muffles)
  • Kal: Look, the best thing we can do for now is to find your other friends. You guys might have to be together to do this.
  • Ed Otter: Took you all day to figure that out, huh?
  • Robot: Well excuse us for being through so much epicness right now.
  • Seiichi: Where do we meet them?
  • Giana: There's only one place we can be safe from these black punks, no racist tones intended. At the underwater resistance base.
  • Brandy: "A resistence base?"
  • Giana: "Pretty much in thanks to the Obscurians not being the most happy with Alice's bitchiness. And that a lot of their and our enemies have joined forces thanks to her, doesn't help. They figured that since the Inks can't handle whatever, why not have a base surrounded by H20?"
  • Danny: "Okay, then let's go there."
  • Miko: "We know the way in the subway. Follow we."
  • Giana: ".... He meant "Me we" in case some of you don't get it."
  • Sam: We kinda already know going in. (They left)

Can'cel Graveyard Church, just before the Catacombs enterence.

  • The Master:... Here we are, everyone. We're just about to enter the catacombs. (The concept ghosts pop out)
  • Ghost #1: YAAY, THE MASTER'S BACK!!
  • Ghost #2 (Upper Right): (Reptilian voice) Yesssssssssssssssss, we are a family again!
  • Ghost #3: BRAAWWK!!
  • Matt: JESUS' HOLY S***, THE ORIGINAL CHOCOBO!!!!! (He plops unconscious)
  • Ghost #4: AND HE HAS GUESTS! Let's give em a good Church of the Cancelled welcome, Clanky!
  • Ratchet: Ah, boy! (The concept ghosts sing this)
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Grim grinning ghosts

  • Crank Weasel: "....... Don't worry, it gets abit much to us too."
  • Ghost 1: "Are you guys here to enter the catacombs?"
  • Patricia: Well we're not here to sightsee this drabby dark spooky haunted church.
  • Ghost 1: Hahahahaha. What do you guys want?
  • The Master: They have come to stop the local purple spill that's affecting their outer worlds and hopefully help us as a side achievement.
  • Talwyn: We'll do what we can, but don't expect instintanious recovery.
  • Ghost 4: Wow! You're hot!
  • Ratchet: HEY, I CALLED DIBS, CONCEPT ART ME?!
  • Ghost 4: Yeesh, take a compliment, wont'cha?
  • The Master: Let us not delay. We must prepare for what's to come.
  • Sir Hiss: "Well, and here we thought this would be dangerious."
  • The Master: "I do have to give a good warning before we enter the catacombs..... There are concept ghouls down there. Canceled creations trying to find purpose again, via using pieces of art from canceled games. Expect no peasentries."
  • Kaa: "Well, thanks fot the warning, I think."

Inside the Catacombs.

  • The Raptors from B.C. for Xbox were seen collecting pieces of broken concepts from other canceled games and are covering themselves with them.
  • The Doors to the catacombs were opening, as the Concept Ghouls quickly retreated at the sight of light and ran!
  • Sir Hiss: ".... Well so fair, these ghouls aren't so bad."
  • The Master: "That's because of the light. It scares them. Trust me. The Minute it's gone, they won't be so quick to run. They'll seek out anything that could fill the void they had never got to fulfill."
  • Cornwall: So they're so deleted from purpose they can't live in light? Sad, really.
  • Devon: Just pitiful.
  • Sir Hiss: "And I would imagine that Gazelle would hate this place even MORE then just discovering the graveyard itself if there are concepts that can't even handle light!"
  • The Master: "Then her pity and sympathy, though kind of her to do, would be very ill-placed for the Concept Ghouls. They are beyond dead at this point. And examples, of the kind of fate I want to keep the residences of the graveyard from meeting, apart from being too hungry to reason with. Their other great problem, is that they are miserable without having a purpose, and never even seeing the Universes."
  • Devon: "Is that why you have to be so aggressive with them?"
  • The Master: Indeed that is why I need to be so stern with them. If not, then they'll never back down and give needed space. The ghouls don't know what reality is at this point, and they may never will. All they know is darkness and nothingness. It's a sad thing to be deleted from a possible purpose and as a result, never know what reality really is.
  • Ratchet: Sweet Space Jesus, that's dark.
  • Clank Robot: Exactly. That's where they live. (Chuckles for a bit, but stopped).... And I just realized that I just Ickied myself to the inappropriate expense of lost souls. I apologize.
  • Kaa: "Well, if you said that they fear light, then we need to keep a consistent shorce of light so they can never come near us."
  • Crank Weasel: "Oh don't worry. This ain't our first rodeo down 'ere. (Whistles for some of the Concept Ghosts to come in and offer a form of light). These guys are bright enough that it might keep the ghouls in their hidey holes a good while until the light's truly gone."
  • Ash: "That's not a bad idea. Saves me from having to use Charizard."
  • Tai: "Didn't you finally reign in that overgrown somehow NOT dragon at this point?"
  • Ash: "Well, yeeessss, but, Charizard still likes to mess with me for nostalgia's sake. Also, he might end up trying to seek out the ghouls to fight, and trust me, you and I can both agree that fighting anything down here is the last thing we want!"
  • Joe: "Hate to admit, but the overhyped ageless wonder has a point."
  • Brock: "Ironic since you first gen Digidestined kinda have the same thing going with the Lougers when the canon Digimon clearly established that you aged."
  • Izzy: "Touché, comic relef pervert. Tou, ché."
  • Brock: "AW COME ON, JUST BECAUSE I HAVE A RUNNING GAG OF TRYING TO FLIRT WITH THE FIRST GIRL I SEE DOESN'T MAKE ME A PERVERT?!"
  • Mimi: "Fair enough.... It just makes you an Anime Johnny Bravo!"
  • Brock: WHY YOU LITTLE-
  • Misty: Brock, please!
  • Joe: Yeah, I'd listen to the aquaphile if I were you.
  • Misty:... What did you say?! And this coming from someone who pals with a mutant seal who befriends fish and turns into a giant polar bear furred unicorn walrus?! Just because I'm a champion swimmer and trainer of aquatic Pokemon, doesn't make me an aquaphile.
  • Tai: Joe, as much it was a good jab, we kinda don't have time to-
  • Joe: Come on. You can't deny it's a possibility. Your creature team consists of two mutant starfish, a seahorse at some point, and comic relief psyic ducks and a litteral difiention of a fish out of water! You were also fantasizing being a mermaid once. If that doesn't imply having an obsession with water, then I have no idea what does! Also, (Brings out this picture) THIS PICTURE FROM YOUR CARD GAME DOESN'T REALLY SEEM TO DENY THE ACCUSATION?!"
  • Misty made an extremely shocked anime face with a glass shatter sound effect!
  • Two Watching Concept Ghoul Raptors watching this from hiding holes: "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNNN?!"
  • The Master: "(Scaring the two off) THIS DOESN'T CONCERN YOU?!"
  • Misty: HOW DID YOU FIND THAT?! I THOUGHT I HAD ALL THOSE IMAGES BURNED!! OH THAT IS IT!! You are THIS close to being drowned in the nearest pond, you little nerd!
  • Tai: OKAY, ENOUGH!!!! NO MORE RIVALRY BETWEEN BOTH OF US!!! EVEN I CAN'T TAKE IT!!!
  • Ash: Neither can I!
  • Matt: Is that because you managed to beat Red in Death Battle, Tai?
  • Tai: CAN YOU NOT BRING THAT PITY ACHIEVEMENT INTO THIS?!
  • Matt: Someone had to.
  • Ash: WILL YOU PLEASE STOP THIS POKEMON-DIGIMON CRAP ALREADY-
  • Girl Sora: CUT IT OUT! ALL OF YOU!!! Look, it couldn't exactly be helped that Pokemon got to North America first and got to be considered more popular by law of being first to the scene! And for what it's worth, Digimon still got caught up relitively decently enough, even when Pokemon still had a greater enfluence! It's time to admit that maybe this bitterness and arguement between us doesn't really help ANYONE! Now grow up! We have other more important matters to attend to and your constant arguing is going to stall us.
  • Bagheera: Indeed. Can't you both go just one day without arguing about your franchises? Cause to be frank, you're both about using creatures not reckindised in the animal kingdoms to settle disbutes AND you're BOTH anime! It's just as irrelevant as a gender war, or gender-based politics in general. The argument of which gender is better is just as irrelevant as this, because it ultamately matters to the individual, not the expected standard! And I feel really privilaged that Gazelle didn't hear that or lest my comment would not help her temperment even once.
  • Brock: Fine! But for the record, they started it.
  • Bagheera: I don't care who started it. We'll finish it.
  • Crank Weasel: "..... Uhhh, don't take this the wrong way, but, are you guys ALWAYS this disfuntional?"
  • Izzy: "Oh, sorry about that. As you heard, Pokemon and Digimon, kinda have scores to settle with eachother."
  • The Master: "Well like your friend has suggested, maybe it's time to mature out of these bitter rivalries and move on. Espeically if it has no revelence to our current situation."
  • Crank Weasel: Yeah, so shut up, let it go, and let's get back to formulating a plan!
  • Misty: Hmmph! Scaredy cat!
  • Joe: Says the insectophobe.
  • Girl Sora: (Slaps them both) NO MORE OF THAT!!! Let's just find that manuscript and get out of here!
  • The Master: "Very well. Just remember to stay close togather. Concept Ghouls don't just exist as the raptors from the Xbox B.C. game. They can be, FAR, worse."
  • The group moved on down torwords the catacombs, as a silluette of something bigger lerks within the darkness.
  • Kirby: Poyo!
  • Peri: What does the manyscript look like?
  • The Master: It's manuscript, and, nothing too speical. Other then Ansem's sigiture, it's mostly, just an average scroll.
  • Entrée: What does the scroll LOOK like?
  • The Master:... It's labeled 'Manuscript of The Pixel Wasteland and the Cybervoid and it's forces", What more do you want?
  • Shenzi: I think you can't get anymore specific than that.
  • Peri:...... What kind of handles does the scroll have?
  • The Master: DOES THAT NEED TO BE IMPOURENT?! ALL THAT MATTERS IS THAT IT HAS EVERYTHING WE NEED TO KNOW ABOUT EVERYTHING IN THE PIXEL WASTELANDS AND THE CYBERVOID?!
  • Two-Legs Joe: Welcome to my world. They're no smarter than a peanut.
  • Entrée: Thanks, Joe.
  • Two-Legs Joe: THAT WASN'T A COMPLIMENT!!!
  • Kirby: Poyopoyo! (He found the manuscript as it cartoonishly glows)
  • Peri:... Why didn't you say it glows?
  • Two-Legs Joe:... Knockout Stomp! (He stomps the two unconscious)
  • Banzai: Doesn't kicks already tend to knock people out?
  • Crank Weasel: "Well hey, at least it means we didn't had to hang out for long here, so let's- (A pained creature moan was heard).... Oh gods' no! Not now! Not today!"
  • This Monster, rises from the depths, covered in tons and tons of broken pieces of concepts, and roars in pain!
  • Cornwall: "..... That, is what big ass canceled concept."
  • Sir Hiss: "WHAT GAME, DID THAT COME FROM?!"
  • The Master: "A stragity game called "Human Reshorces" that was a game about playing as both feuding robotic and monstrous apocalypses that became a tragically-cancelled fundraising project. Another victim of never getting it's chance in the universes."
  • Rachet: "And now, it's eyeing at us."
  • The Giant Concept Ghoul howled in pain angished as it tries to grab the group!
  • The Master: "FAULTER?! DO NOT LET THE GIANT CONCEPT GHOUL TOUCH YOU OR SEPERATE FROM THE GROUP?! YOU'LL BE DOOMED OTHERWISE!"
  • Ratchet: Doomed how? (The Concept Ghoul grabbed one of the raptor ghouls as it screeched, begging for rescue until it was too late as turned it into a small common HR monster with mutagenic saliva)... Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
  • Crank Weasel: And once you become a monster... The DNA of you is erased forever and you'll stay a monster for the rest of your life.
  • Booster:... I think I just peed a little.
  • XR: "I'm conflicted to feel bad for it that it'll never get to be in a kickass game, or fear it because of, THAT?!"
  • The Master: "FOCUS MORE ON FEARING IT?! IT'LL GARRENTIE SURVIVAL?! NOW RUN?! (The group did that as the Giant Concept Ghoul keeps a relitively close distence, but couldn't get too close due to the light) AND REMEMBER, KEEP CLOSE TO THE LIGHT AND STAY TOGATHER?! IT'S A BEST CHANCE TO NOT FALL VICTIM?!"
  • Sir Hiss: "LIKE IT REALLY NEEDED TO BE SAID?!" (The Ghoul Monster roars loudly as it sprouted hundreds of tentacles)
  • Ratchet: You gotta be kidding- (It grabs him as he blasted the tentacle holding him off) BACK OFF SLIMEY!!!! (Everyone ran and stunned it one by one while doing it)
  • The Master: GET TO THE OUTSIDE! IT WON'T FOLLOW US THERE!! (The monster chased them as everyone made it except for Mira)
  • Buzz: MIRA! (Blasts his laser as the tentacle dodged flexibly and pulled her as the ATNFF held onto her as the monster caught up to them until Ushiro appeared from the shadows with his creepy face and lit up his eyes brightly to scare it off freeing Mira as they escaped)
  • Ushiro: ("You're welcome!")
  • Mira: "You.... You saved us. How did you know we were in trouble?"
  • The other first encountered Can'Cel residence showed up.
  • Drew: "Well, the sound of an angry and in-pained Lovecraftian horror made to rot here is unmistakable. The HR Monster King is pretty touchy about the arrival of normals that it can assimilate. We already have Ink Monsters based on Relisjustus Angels and Demons drawn in a 20s era cartoon from an episodeic indie horror game about an obscure Mickey Mouse rip-off to worry about as it is, we don't need Concept Ghouls being on the loose either. It's kinda why we stay out of the Catacombs."
  • Cleetus: "Yeah! Even I'm not that crazy!"
  • Maxito: "But we trust that the Master has reasons for this."
  • The Master: "Yes. We recovered Ansem's manuscript. Now, we need to direct them to the resistence in their underwater base, where they can have the best use of the infomation."
  • Eve: "And we might wanna do it quickly. Cause bad news, The Inks are coming here, in massive forces. No sign of Bendy or the Projectionist yet, but there is a MESS of Screachers out there, and frankly, we don't wanna risk fighting them if we don't know if the Projectionist or Bendy would show up."
  • Crank Weasel: "Then no time to lose! We need to split."
  • Entrée: Split as in separate or split as in get out of here?
  • Crank Weasel: What do you think, pig-chicken?
  • Entrée: I don't know, that's why I asked. (Crank the Weasel sighs)
  • Sir Hiss: "But what if the creatures have reason to believe we would leave and try to follow us?"
  • Drew: "Just ask. Bella, you and Cleetus go start awakening up the other cancels! Tell them they better be up for Ink Wresling if they want to keep this place Ink free!"
  • Belladonna: Already on it. (They left)
  • Drew: Alright. (Hops on Thuban) Everyone come. We have a battle to win.
  • The Group have charged on out of the Graveyard.

Underwater Resistance Base

  • The Valley of Obscurity Group were the first to arrive to the Underwater Base via a cool tube, as it was seen that Terk and Tantor had successfully got seperated from the Butcher Gang.
  • Reader Rabbit: Well you finally made it.
  • Joni: For a second, we thought you weren't going to make it.
  • Laptrap: Eh, they made it this far, what're you gonna do?
  • Reader Rabbit: "Anyway, it'll be good to know that the rest of your friends are showing up here soon as we detect them coming all the way here."
  • Freddi Fish: "But that just leaves at least one more outsider. And an agent was already sent out by us to bring him here."
  • Timon: "Okay, so who wants to bet it's Icky?"

Icky's location.

  • Icky and the Concepts are seen taking a long travel.
  • Icky: "(Exhausted breath) Ya know, at this rate, the gang are porbulity at the least already on the way to being reunited anyway."
  • Sylic: "Well hopefully they would be found by the resistence or friends of the resistence first. In which case, all we have to do is go to their underwater base."
  • 06: "Then why not just go there instead?"
  • Sylic: "Well firstly, we have to get out of the desert first, secondly, I.... Don't know the spefics."
  • Icky: "Well with any luck, we might be given a filed agent guide showing up to help us out."
  • A train sound was heard, as the group looked to see that a cartoony train was nonsensically trailing across the desert!
  • ???: "ALL ABOARD THE BUBWAY EXPURRESS! (Bubsy was seen) WHA-HOO?!"
  • Icky: "...... Oh you got to be kidding me?! What's he doing here?! Didn't he had a comeback?"
  • 04: "Let's remember that it's BUBSY! It's damn clear he wouldn'tve been gone forever!"
  • Bubsy: "(Stops train) Hey I heard that, wiseguys!"
  • Icky: Look, bobbycat, you know where the Underwater Resistance Base is?
  • Bubsy: How should I know? I'm one of the obscure video game characters that never got to be part of them.
  • Icky:.... Wait, seriously?! If your not a field agent for those guys, THEN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING RIDING A TRAIN IN A DESERT?!
  • Bubsy: "Because I can!"
  • Icky:.....
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Nostalgia Critic Fail Sound Effect

  • Icky..... Rats! I mean, given your history as a netourious screw-up, it makes sense, BUT SO MUCH FOR THIS BEING A CONVINENCE?! And that prior build-up for an agent looking for us, all for jacks***?! Looks like we're walking.
  • Concept Robot Passenger: WAIT! My creator's father's brother's nephew's cousin's former college roommate had known someone in the resistance.
  • 06:... Seriously?
  • 03: ("Wow, what are the odds?")
  • Icky: Oy. Welp, there's that at least....... Do you know where to find it, Deus Exatron?
  • Concept Robot Passenger: Yes. Coordinates are not too far from Lake Pixx.
  • Bubsy: Lake Pixx? I thought that lake was polluted.
  • Concept Robot Passenger: It was cleaned out last month.
  • Bubsy:... I really gotta get a paper subscription.
  • Icky: Who reads a newspaper anymore?
  • Bubsy: What did you expect, I was made in the 90s! Just get on the train already!
  • Icky: "Okay okay, no need to get snippy! (Icky and the Concepts get on.) I'm sure Deadpool's getting tired of this crap just as much as I am.... Wait... Where is Deadpool?"

Meanwhile...

  • Deadpool: (Hands Scroopfan Burger King) Here! Cheered up? Bygones are bygones?
  • Scroopfan: ".... Yes. We're good now."
  • Deadpool: Good. Back to the game.
  • Cronicler's voice: "Would you like to be caught up with what you missed?"
  • Deadpool: "Oh I know it, I missed a chunk of the game! (Selects yes)."
  • (Deadpool): (Badass voice) The heroes meet up with their awesome crossover friends to help stop this wicked pixellanum plague!! They go to a giant space cloud in the center of the Video Game Universe where the scrapped, cancelled, conceptual, obscured, and the shamelessly ripoffed go to suffer in angst and gloom. Oh crap! They get separated by, of all things, A GOAT SIMULATOR GOAT TO THE FACES! They meet some wacky f*****s and are at the mercy of some inky s*** stains. They reunite at last and hide in an underwater base of resistance knobjobs who will help raid Vi-Tor's Flying Pixellanium Facility and stop it from f*****g up worlds. But will they get to the Cybervoid and find Vi-Tor? It's up to YOU to help them find out!!
  • WB Deadpool: "Did ya HAD to read the text like that?"
  • (Deadpool): (Badass voice) YES!
  • (YB Deadpool): (Chuckles) That's totally queer.
  • (Deadpool): (Badass voice) YOU'RE totally queer! Now on with the game!

Underwater Resistance Base

  • The Obscurity Group arrived to a shrine like area where Ly was seen.
  • Spy Fox: "We apologiesed for running late, Miss Ly. Fatty's owner ran into a defelupment."
  • Ly: "All it matters that you all are safe."
  • Timon: "Wait, aren't you that chick from Rayman 2?"
  • Ly: "Yes. While not nessersarly the defacto leader, I do play a large commanding role. (Sees Razoff)..... And, you are correct in that Razoff is not longer aware of who he is?"
  • Earthworm Jim: "I personally have my own doubts, but everyone else thinks it's true."
  • Razoff: "OKAY!? I WOULD LIKE TO SEE STONE HARD PROOF THAT I HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH YOUR RAYMAN, RIGHT NOW?!"
  • Ly: "..... He truely did forget...... Reader Rabbit, please replay Rayman's last report before the Ink capture."
  • Reader Rabbit: You got it. (Clears throat and looks on computer logs) Here they are.
  • Razoff: Alright, Ray, what's gotten into you?

In the last report.

  • Rayman was seen hiding in an angel booth.
  • Rayman: "This is Rayman, reporting in, and I got bad news. It's what we feared. Alice has succeeded in getting Pixel Wasteland's other villains to join her in an allience. It's.... It's all of them. They banded togather to join on a massive exsodius to rejoin the entire universes and get revenge for being sent here to begin with. But it gets worse. They plan to kill the Pixel Wasteland Guardian to get at his staff. Because it's more then a staff for the Guardian. It's also a giant warship in essence. A warship of unknown origin, but it's implied that it's related to the Guardian in a capacity. If they get their hands on that thing, those villains will get their revenge to a massive level. No one would be safe. We need to shut this operation down. And that has to be through somehow getting the Guardian to be a real guardian, not just this miserable world's warden! If we can get it to become a protecter, we can stop their plans and-"
  • Razoff's voice: "THERE YOU ARE?! (Booth Opens as Razoff's gun pointed at Raymen's face) GET READY FOR THIS?! (Evil laughter as Raymen was captured, as the sound of Bendy and other Ink Creatures were heard quickly charging!)"
  • The Transmission stopped.....

Present.

  • Razoff was surprised.....
  • Razoff: "....... But, but...... That, can't be me. I don't remember any of this. I remember being married to my beloved Bégoniax, before Nefarious showed up and sent her to a dimention he can control!"
  • Ly: ".... Then that means, someone remembered you, brought you into the Universes, and you and Begonix were sansed of your memories in the Pixel Wasteland."
  • Rabbit: "Well, yes. He was introdused in Scroopfan's Shell Louge Tales comics awhile back when he faverited some fan art and videos about him. He used to play Rayman 3 alot."
  • Ly: "..... Then, I don't understand. You were finally freed from this realm. Why come back to it?"
  • Razoff looked as if he was in the middle of an existentical crisis.
  • Luther: "..... I, think he's having an existencetal crisis."
  • Razoff: ".... No, no nononononono?! THIS ISN'T RIGHT?! I, I WOULD'VE REMEMBERED A PLACE LIKE THIS, AND- (Started to have migraines of Razoff's existence in the Pixel Wastelands) AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!"
  • Putt-Putt: "He's having a Memorylane Attack!"
  • Piglet: "OH D-D-D-D-D-DEAR?!"
  • Rabbit: "A MEMORYLANE ATTACK?!"
  • Reader Rabbit: "It's what happens to people who were once sent here but were freed but came back here ended up remembering they were here before they got remembered!"
  • Freddi: "QUICK?! RESTRAIN HIM AND SEND HIM TO THE MED LAB?!"
  • Timon: "Wait a minute, what's going on here?!"
  • The other groups arrived and saw what occured to Razoff!
  • Shifu:.... He's... Home.
  • Po:... YOU MEAN HE USED TO BE A PIXEL WASTELANDER?!
  • (Deadpool): What a twist!
  • Gilda: "DEADPOOL, NOT HELPING?!"
  • Viper: So, if he and his entire world is from here, or at the least, an older verson of his world that stagnated to the day Raymen 3 was considered new, it must mean... That Nefarious knew when he got to him?
  • Ratchet: "Hard to say. Nefarious has a bad hapit of knowing more then he has any right to."
  • Skipper: Well he's going to get a little visit after this.
  • Trixie: What are we going to do with him? These memories of his brief time here are going to drive him bananas!! What if he relapses back to being a crazy hunter because of it?!
  • Alex: "Ugh, then it's Madagascar 3 all over again!"
  • Santiago: Or maybe, it can help us get Rayman back. If he captured him, he should remember where he is.
  • Pooh: "But didn't you say he was taken to be a battery?"
  • Bomberman: "Well, we know what HAPPENED to him, but we're out of luck on WHERE it was happening to him. So, we, kinda need to investigate his mind a bit more."
  • Owen: And hopefully, the other captured characters will there be as well.
  • Mewtwo: So you're essentially going to probe his mind?
  • Pajama Sam: Something like that.
  • Skipper: "Whoa whoa whoa, hang up, time out! I know the poor lizard thing turned out to be a sleeper agent, but don't you think invading his mind's a bit intense? Espeically when he came to learn personal Louger infomation?"
  • Earthworm Jim: "Chillax, we'll only focus about the stuff related to Raymen."
  • Mighty: "Besides, what use would your secrets be to us anyway?"
  • Skipper: "Well that's about it. Is your resistence througohly inpsected for moles?"
  • Putt-Putt: "What do blind gopher like rodents have to do with this?"
  • Savio: "He means spies, double-agents, double-crossers, side-fake-outs! Traitors! Guys like that!"
  • Earthwom Jim: "Are you basicly saying that one of our own friends could be a secret Ink Patsy?"
  • Skipper: "Not nessersarly her. I was talking about Vi-Tor."
  • Fatty Bear: "Ya mean the guy you came to this place for?"
  • Skipper: Yes. We need to be careful about this. Reading Razzy's mind will attract serious attention which WE DO NOT NEED!!!
  • Laptrap: Then how do you propose we get the info we need, smart guy?
  • Merlin: I shall handle this. I'll enter his mind to see what he's seeing.
  • Kayla: How?
  • Archimedes: Uh, magic! Duh! The same thing your teddy bear has that makes him alive?
  • Merlin: Archimedes, what did I say about talking back to even the stupidest of questions?
  • Archimedes: Just go already! (He enters Razoff's mind with magic)

Razoff's mind.

  • Merlin found himself into a flashback of Old Razoff's memories, and saw the full aftermath of Rayman's capture.
  • Bendy had grabbed Rayman by the head.
  • Sammy arrived.
  • Sammy: "...... You did well, Bounty Hunter. The Angel will be most pleased with Rayman's capture. He was the best fighter for those rebelious sheep..... Now..... The Herd is without a Bellwether."
  • Razoff: "So, what're you to do with the limbless freak now?"
  • Sammy: "Not nessersarly my decidion. Cause personally I would've simply let Lord Bendy have him, but the Angel has a greater purpose for him.... She has brought up that Inks Inc could use with abit more power, to build and improve our combined forces."
  • Razoff: "So, your turning him into a battery? Why?"
  • Sammy: "Well, apart from previous statements, the Angel, has saw interest in his, particular powers. Like us, without a game script to hold us back, (Turns his hand into a blade like appendtrage), we can atthive more possabilities then imaginable. And that implies, to him as well..... Rayman processes the power of, "Lums", as it were. Alice, wants to use this power, for her own means."
  • Razoff: "Ohhhh, I hear ya. But, where are ya gonna keep him? If we keep him in the Studio, they'll laungh a full scale assult. And most other areas, the Angel doesn't exactly have FULL control over."
  • Sammy: "That's why, we are going to put an ever so impourent generator, into the one place that this land deemed forbidden...... In the Mis-Colored Temple, of the Glitchlands."
  • Razoff: "The Glitchlands?! But that's dangerious to even us!"
  • Sammy: "Exactly the intention, my under-enlightened game hunter. If that abominable mess of a jungle is too much for even Lord Bendy to grace without those annoying Glitch Goblins or non-sensical Goat things making a joke out of him..... All of our enemies, won't fair any better."
  • Razoff: ".... Well, how, do we get there?"
  • Sammy: "The Studio has buildt, many, secret tunnels that allow unrestricted access to every of the realms of the Pixel Wasteland...... Even the Glitchlands. The tunnel to the glitchlands' miscolored temples, ends just right outside of it. That is where we can place him safely. We can turn such a temple, into a secret powerplant, and those rebels would never figure it to be so."
  • Razoff: "That's, pretty smart."
  • Sammy: "And with a VERY, slim chance for failure. The only way this could EVER backfire, is if anyone actselly remembers one of us."
  • Razoff: "Well, luckly, the Raymen games haven't been relivent since the bloody Rabbids ruined everything, so I guess we're just about good. Now, me and Begonix we'll drag the runt to the temple ourselves."
  • Sammy: "Exsellent. Now, make post-haste."

Memory flash ends.

  • Merlin came back.
  • Merlin: ".... Well, now this is puzzling. It looked like Razoff and Samual known each other for awhile now."
  • Icky (Having arrived a few moments ago with Sylic and the Concepts): "But Shell Louger Tales Issue 2 debuted WAAAAY before Bendy and the Ink Machine even became a fad! Let alone before the Beta Game came out!"
  • Ly: "That's because the Pixel Wasteland is a realm beyond time and space. Conventional Time Rules don't apply here. People end up here throughout the ages, and end up looking as if they never changed once."
  • Iago: "So, basicly, the Inks befriended the Past Razoff, or, maybe, a different Razoff, and, when we came here, that Razoff vanished and become OUR Razoff, duh, BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH?! THIS IS SO CONFUSING?!"
  • Earthworm Jim: "Now you guys understand why I didn't acted so neightberly to the guy."
  • Icky: "So, your saying that, your Razoff disappeared to nothing, and now he's, basicly our Razoff?"
  • Bomberman: "We know, the phyics of this place make no sense to us either, just, take our word for it, okay?"
  • Merlin: "We'll worry about the confusing logic of this realm later. Right now, we must worry about where Rayman is held. And sadly, he's placed in an unspeficifyed Glitch-Color Temple back in the Glitchlands."
  • Fatty Bear: "Oh no! Those cheeky devils! They know the Glitchlands are treacherious to travel in!"
  • Icky: "WE KNOW?! WE GOT, OUR ASSES HANDED TO US, BY A GOAT?!"
  • Pooh: Is there a way to get there?
  • Merlin: Through underground tunnels, yes. But, it's bound to be hard and fraught with peril.
  • Drew: Exactly. The ones for the Glitchlands are extremely dangerous. Not many have come out alive.
  • Iago: Yeah, we've been to treacherous places before, lady, we plow through em no matter how they're described. What could POSSIBLY make these caverns any different?
  • Earthworm Jim: "They're under the GLITCHLANDS, for one!"
  • Giana: "I also hear talk that a tribe of Glitch Goblins made their home in those tunnels since the Inks don't actively use them."
  • Iago: DIFFERENT than that! We take risks all the damn time as heroes.
  • Giana: Wow, it's like words don't even deter you. Not surprising, but what the hell, dudes?
  • Iago: You get used to it.
  • Maria:... You know what? You'll have to see the hell for yourself.
  • Rico: NOW ya gettinit!
  • Ushiro: ("You're going to die.")
  • Tai: No need to rub it in, freako!
  • Brock: (As Ushiro was confused) We're anime, man, what did you expect? Speaking Japanese is kind of an instinct.
  • Freddi: Well if you're sure you want to take the risk, then to avoid another Simulator Goat attack, you'll have to talk to the only three characters that have walked out of the Glitchlands alive.
  • Kanga: And who might they be?
  • Gwen Stefani voice: That would be us. (Malice from the namesake 2004 game, Vexx from the namesake 2003 game, and Tai Fu from the old DreamWorks game appeared)
  • Malice: Hello, bitches!
  • Po: "Hey wait a minute, I heard about you from a lake hermit once, (Points to Tai Fu), You were from a time when Dreamworks did games! I, didn't know you existed."
  • Tai Fu: "Then this miserable place did a very good job at making people forget I was a thing if modern Dreamworks folk only reguard me as a legend. Tell me, Is Dreamworks Interactive still around?"
  • Icky: "Sorry, they got bought by EA and got turned into Ea Los Angeles at the start of the 2000s. Now it's called DICE Los Angeles."
  • Tai Fu: "Ugh, I knew it. A shame we live in a time where BUBSY of all people got to make a brief comeback yet cooler looking characters like us never got such."
  • Vexx: "Tai, get over it. At least we're doing good here."
  • Malice: "Uh, mind Tai, he's, pretty much as unhappy as everyone else."
  • Savio: "So, you three survived the Glitchlands, huh? How'd ya pulled that off? That place looked too chaotic to work with!"
  • Malice: Well, I AM a god. Whenever I die, Death literally kicks me out of the afterlife as he doesn't like gods in his domain. He always gets tired of it, but hey, it means I get to live to fight another day!
  • Brandy: Well, lucky you.
  • Tai Fu: I just got good at dodging the digitally unstable environment.
  • Vexx: I claw, rage, and ask questions later.
  • Iago: "How, good are you guys aginst Goats that defy the laws of phyics.... Never mind commen sense?"
  • Malice: "Oh, nothing speical. Just put them in ragdoll more and then they're not a threat anymore."
  • Eddy: "And how are we suppose to do that without getting tongued first?"
  • Tai Fu: "Basicly, hit it hard enough and it turns into a ragdoll. While not periment, it tends to take awhile before it can be active again. Once ya figure that out, the goats are more annoyences then a danger."
  • Vexx: "Alchourse, the real worries rightfully belong to the Glitch Goblins. Even we are still working on how to deal with them accreately, so don't expect us to be able to defend you guys with confrontation."
  • Icky: "Yeah, that's fair. Glitch Goblins are like the Discords of the video game world. It's why video game characters typically fear those crazy green assholes."
  • Tai Fu: "But that doesn't mean we don't know a deterent. Patches."
  • Captain Malware: "Oy! Careful where ya saying that!"
  • Vexx: "But ya can't deny it's true. The best way to deal with glitches is patches."
  • Gazelle: "But do they have a physical form?"
  • Malice: "Yup! And Reader Rabbit's already working on a Patch Gun for us to keep them hold-offed."
  • Iago: "So, are patches here like, litterall physical patches made of code, or what?"
  • Joni: They're bullets that consume enemy code and delete it in a split nanosecond. They also repair any damage they hit.
  • Leslie: It's both cool and disturbing at the same time.
  • Fidget: I'd certainly imagine.
  • Laptrap: Now, you should also know about the Glitch Goblins here. They're different than the ones you can easily Google search, and espeically not exactly like the one in AVGN, though they do have some inspiration from him. They're like a love child of Freakazoid, Cheshire Cats, and... Actually those are the only two I can think of. But they're ugly goblins that float, have cartoonish invincibility and can be intangible, and the only way to hurt them is with patches. BUUUUUUUUT, they also reproduce like fleas, so it's hard to get rid of an entire colony or infestation. All they do is chew, tease, pester, infect, taint, multiply. It's a miracle that they're only able to live and thrive in places like the Glitchlands.
  • Krebs: Yeesh, how much more out of control can this place get?
  • Tai Fu: "Depends: The Glitchlands can sometimes have a Glitch-Monsoon that makes everything even more glitchy and intense. Does that sound "Out of Control" to you?"
  • Benny: Hell yeah it does.
  • Vexx: So you guys better follow our lead. You get lost out there, you're dead.
  • Terk: Can you PLEASE stop trying to scare us because the last thing I need is being in another elephant-ground sandwich.
  • Vexx: Facts are facts. Those who have gotten lost in the Glitchlands have never been seen again. I'm not joking around, because I for one am too serious for it. You get lost, you're gone. (Tantor fainted on Terk)
  • Terk: Dammit!
  • Malice: Well, let's go, ding-dongs!
  • Lord Shen: "Can you not call us that?"

The Glitchlands.

  • The Group were once again outside of the Glitchlands.
  • Icky: "Yup. It's still a glitchy mess out there."
  • Vexx: Stick close to us. We're going in.
  • Malice: (She prepares her giant mallet) Let's whack some wimps!
  • Sparx: WOW that line stunk!
  • Vexx: Just come on. (They enter as they saw a giant monsoon cloud in the distance)... Damn! The monsoon's early. We'll have to find that temple holding Rayman soon.
  • Creeper: "But there's the matter that we don't know where it is!"
  • Tai Fu: "Simple. All we have to do is find and dig up the Inks' created tunnels, follow that tunnel down and arrive there."
  • Creeper: "But we can't find THAT either!"
  • Crane: And we can't fly to find it. Not only is the weather too rough, but it risks us being spotted.
  • Rainbow Dash: Great! This world just does what Vi-Tor wants.
  • Malice: "No problem. To find those tunnels, just look for irregularities in the ground. (The grown was seen to be irregular in general).... Well, that's to say, in the Glitchlands, look for something that looks normal and consistent to us, like a ground that looks like it's rising a bit because of a tunnel underneath."
  • Skipper: And then?
  • Malice: AND THEN THIS! (Smashes her mallet into the ground as they all fell into an underground cavern in a pile)
  • Pajama Sam: Well I guess that worked.
  • Twilight: Hopefully nobody saw that.
  • Perry: (Chitters)
  • Vexx: This way.
  • Banzai: And how would you know which way, Wolverine?
  • (Deadpool): DAMMIT, YOU GOT THERE FIRST!!!
  • Vexx: You'd be amazed how good my intuition is. Now come on. (They left as silhouettes faded in watching them with ominous cackles)
  • The Group walked down the area as Bendy and the Ink Machine posters are seen everywhere.
  • Icky: "Gee, these feel like these are real posters for a real and obscure 20s area cartoon."
  • Iago: "Well that was kinda what the game was going for. It was suppose to be like Bendy was what could've happened to Mickey Mouse if people didn't cared for him."
  • Shenzi: "Then half of us probulity couldn't exist."
  • Banzai: "Yeesh. A timeline without Disney. What would that be like?"
  • Icky: "Marvel, Lucasfilms, and Fox would still be independent, there would be no "Abandoned by Disney" Creepypasta, and perhaps Either Warner Bros or Dreamworks would be the ones with the theme parks."
  • Vexx: "Don't forget that it would've meant that the Darth Maul game wouldn't've been canceled. That guy, has not been pleasent here."
  • Brandy: "Well duh Video Game Maul's bad, he's basicly based on the established character."
  • Tai Fu: "Still, makes me glad that the realms don't accept lisenced games for some weird reason."
  • Lord Shen: "That could be because they are protected by the familiarity of pre-established characters. I suppose the realms work better with things where games are the sole shorce material."
  • Giana: "So why are fantopians here?"
  • Lord Shen: "Well, there's a right and wrong way to do familiarity. And carbon copies, are the wrong way."
  • Maria: "We would like to stress that-"
  • Icky: "We know, you fantopians didn't asked to copy established stuff, we get it."
  • Maria: Just clarifying in case you had bad memory problems.
  • Icky: Good grief.
  • Malice: Guys, we've got company! (They hid from a Scearcher as he comically never noticed the obvious giant army of cartoon characters)...
  • Gilda: That was close.
  • Vexx: But at least we have a chance to get to the Temple. We have to follow him.
  • Iago: Oh yeah, an entire army of cartoon characters following a single ink thing. I don't see ANYTHING going wrong with that- OH WAIT!
  • Vexx: Relax, we'll figure it out.
  • Iago: Oh, figure it out will you?
  • Vexx: How's about you shut the f*** up and take my word for it?
  • Iago: Surrre.
  • Spyro: Iago, we're kind of in a hurry. He surely knows what he's doing.
  • Tai Fu: He does.
  • Tigress: So how do we do it?
  • Vexx: Just be quiet and not make jackasses out of yourselves with your wackiness.
  • Patrick: You mean like-
  • Squidward: (Clenched teeth) LIKE NOTHING, SHUT, THE BLUB, UP!!!!
  • Vexx: Now let's be sure to keep a right distance so it won't notice.
  • Lord Shen: Lead the way then, claws. (They head out following the ink trail as the ghosting cackling figures followed)
  • The Scearcher continued down it's way in the tunnel, as pools of ink is noticed.
  • Putt-Putt: Just keep quiet and we can... Oh... Anyone else here on wheels?
  • Icky: "Pretty sure we're not all sentient cars."
  • Putt-Putt: Darn. I can't get across without slipping.
  • Maximo: You know, you could've just asked. (Picks up Putt-Putt)
  • Santiago: Yeah, I was about to say why not just lift him?
  • Skipper: If there's anything worse than stupidity, it's lack of awareness.
  • Owl: Let's make haste. We have an armless hero to save. (They follow the Searcher to a giant colorful Temple)...
  • Cassie: I think that might be it.
  • Archimedes: I think we know, kid.
  • Cassie: I'm not a kid anymore. Don't make me peck your eyes out.
  • Rabbit: Now Cassie, what did I say about doing stuff like that?
  • Mewtwo: Let's go! We're wasting time. (They enter as the monsoon drew near and the ghosting cackling figures were revealed to be the Glitch Goblins as they followed in swarms)
  • Edd: This place getting spookier and spookier.
  • Eddy: Don't be a baby and wet yourself, Double-D! We've come this far.
  • Ducky: Yepyepyep. Our worlds are counting on us.
  • Ed: Duh, how many are they counting?
  • Ducky:...
  • Eddy: Yeah, he's an idiot.
  • Edd: Aren't you all?
  • Po: Ohhh snap!
  • Vexx: Everyone shut up!...... Do you hear something?
  • Cera: All I hear is everyone whining.
  • Vexx: No, it's... Oh no!
  • Littlefoot: Oh no what?
  • Vexx: INFESTATION!!!!! (Glitch Goblins appeared on all sides)
  • Tigger: YIKES!!!!
  • Sparx: Whoa those are some fugly midgelets!
  • Vexx: Try not to insult them! Just stand your ground!!
  • Ed/Patrick: But we're already standing on ground! Hah, you owe me a soda pop. Hah, you owe me two soda pops.
  • Buzz: Guys!
  • Major Monogram: He meant brace yourselves!
  • Ed/Patrick: But we don't have bad teeth.
  • Major Monogram: (Face palms) Be on your toes? (They stood on their toes) Keep your guard up!
  • Ed/Patrick: We don't have any guards.
  • Major Monogram: Watch your backs!! (The two cartoonishly arch back to face their backs)
  • Seiichi: OH FOR F***'S SAKE, HE'S TRYING TO TELL YOU SIMPLETONS TO BE CAREFUL!!!!
  • Ed:... We're not babysitters.
  • Seiichi: (He tore his quills off raging comically as the Glitch Goblins laughed at their misfortune)
  • Iago: "FOR CRYING OUT LOUD?! WATCH, OUT?!"
  • Ed/Patrick: "For what! (Sees the Glitch Goblins) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?! (The Glitch Goblins laughed harder!)"
  • Icky: Oh, you gremlins think that's funny?! LAUGH AT THIS!!! (He blasts at them with his Omicron gun as it had no effect)
  • Vexx:... We told you, ONLY PATCHES HURT THEM!!
  • Malice: And now you've just made em mad!
  • Tai Fu: "I can now see why a goat of all things were troublesome to you now."
  • Icky: "Don't remind us."
  • The Scearcher looked in surprised and saw all parties involved and surprisingly fearfully slitered away!
  • Ratchet: "And that Scearcher saw us and ran away!"
  • Vexx: "Well, thanks to the ink trail, we can put catching up to it on the bucket list! Let's focus more on not dying?!"
  • The Group fought off the Glitch Goblins!

The Scearcher's location!

  • A better view on the Scearcher, appearing more feminate then the convention, arrived to a certain point and opened up a hidden room to where Rayman was being used to be a power generator.
  • The Scearcher came up to Rayman and got his attention, moan and groaning to get his attention!
  • Rayman: "Whoa, wha? Inky, what's wrong?"
  • Inky the scearcher was jesturing about something!
  • Rayman: "Okay, calm down, and jesture me what's wrong? Gees, if only Scearchers could talk!"
  • Inky began to do charades to explain what is going on!
  • Rayman: "Okay, two words, (Inky began to do crazy things) Spazzing out, going crazy, Glitch, Glitch, (Inky nodded yes) Glitching out! (Inky then quickly turned into a Goblin) And, a Goblin, so like (Gasps)! Glitch Goblins! (Inky did other random jestures) And they're attacking my friends and other people present?! Aw no! And given that I'm stuck here being a battery, it's not like you can just free me so I can help them! (Looks to see some Patch Guns on Display)..... But maybe you can! Inky, I need you to pick up one of those Patch Guns and go help the group out! But be careful down there, they, most likely not realise that not all Scearchers are mindless drones, and hurry! (Inky saluted drumaticly and went to get one of the patch guns, though had some difficulty due to lack of physical prowless and being an ink being.).... Ugh, maybe, go for something lighter? (Searcher did that and got a Patch Pistol and left)... That's what I love about this Searcher. She's so excitable, she'll go along with anything. Now I can finally get out of here. My friends can certainly handle it."

Caverns

  • Tigress: (As her tail was tied up to a stalagtite and she was hanging painfully) UGGGHHHH!!
  • Joni: (Was being dragged by the hair by the goblins) OWOWOWOWOOOOWWWW!!!!
  • Ash: (Pikachu was failing to stop the goblins) MAKE THESE MONSTERS GO AWAY!!!!
  • Kal: WE'RE TRYING!!! (They fired their patch guns at them as they took out dozens of goblins as they were eaten out of existence until one goblin glitches the terrain they were on causing them to drop the guns allowing them to pester them)
  • Pajama Sam: GET BACK, I HAVE AN ILLUMINATOR MK 5 AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!!! (He takes out his flashlight)
  • Mira:... First off, where was THAT when I was almost permanently mutated by that monster ghoul?! Second, THAT'S A FLASHLIGHT!! YOU'RE NOT YOUR FAVORITE SUPERHERO, SO STOP ACTING LIKE HIM!!
  • Pajama Sam: First off, that ghoul gave me a frightening stink eye. Second, I KNOW it's a flashlight and I KNOW I'm not Pajama Man! I'm not stupid! Third, I kinda thought they hated a bright light shined on them- (The goblins took the flashlight and shined it in his face) DYAAAH!!! (They flickered it on and off) AHHHHHH, STOP IT, THAT'S SO ANNOYING!!! (The goblins laughed)
  • Mira: Ugh, I swear to- (The goblins played with her torturously) DYAAH!!! OOOOOWWWW!!!! (She tried using her ghosting abilities but it didn't work on them) WHAT?!
  • Malice: Yeah, we forgot to tell you that they aren't deterred by ghosting abilities since, you know, they can do that too.
  • Mira: GLAD TO KNOW, OWWWW!!!!! (The goblins begin tickle torturing her in all ways as she laughed)
  • Merlin: (The goblins torture him with his own wand) THAT WAND IS NOT A TOY!!!!
  • Tigger: (His tail was tied up around his body as he could barely even bounce) UGH, THOSE ABOMIN-NA-BATIONS ARE SO ANNOYING!!!!
  • Mira: (As the goblins tickle her barefeet) REALLY?! (Laughs) I HAVEN'T NOTICED!!!! (Laughs)
  • Private: THERE'S TOO MANY OF THEM!!!!
  • Rico: (As he was glitched into vomiting endlessly)
  • Misty: (She had a giant fish on her head) YAAAAAAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
  • Puss: (The goblins torture him in the same fashion as the Diablos) THIS IS NOT FUNNY!!!
  • Edd: THESE GUYS ARE CRUEL BULLIES!!!
  • Eddy: GEE WHAT GAVE YOU THAT IDE- (Multiple bandages were torn off of him) EEEAAAAAOOOOOWWWW!!
  • Fluttershy: (Gave some goblins the Stare until they did an even frightening stare which startles her as they torture her) EEEK!! MY FANS WILL NOT LOOK AT YOU GUYS KINDLY FOR THIS!!
  • Starlight: "(Having her mane glitched up) Hard to say if they would be of actual help though, OW?! Even I'm struggling with these guys, and I fought Chrysalis and Starfem!"
  • SpongeBob: (Was tied up in massive knots) WELL, WE'RE IN KNOTS!!!
  • Roger Rabbit: (He was exposed to cartoonish torture and slapstick by the goblins) HOW, WILL, WE, GET, OUT, OF, THIS, NIGHT, MARE?!?
  • Inky arrived cautious and tried to complicate a plan to help the group.
  • Inky quickly got such an idea!
  • Inky readied the patch gun, moaning to get the Glitch Goblins' attention!
  • Tai Fu: "Wait, did that Scearcher came to, help us?"
  • Malice: "Pretty sure they're usually mindless drones!"
  • Fluttershy: "(Sees Inky's figure) I think she could be an anomality."
  • Vexx: "SHE?! Scearchers aren't suppose to offictally have genders!"
  • Malice: "(Sees it now) Then I guess that Scearcher didn't get that memo, because I notice a distint hour glass figure!"
  • The Glitch Goblins began to charge at the tacticly retreating Inky!
  • Icky: ".... Okay, just so we're clear, the Inks ARE suppose to be bad guys, right?"
  • Starlight: "Well if so, that Scearcher could be the Ink equilent to Thorax. "She" may have a sense of good, which means, Alice is doing something to the scearchers to repress their free will."
  • Miko: "It could be likely that she created a machine to repress the Scearchers into their game script, which kept them to being like what they are in the game."
  • Iago: "Then how was the Chick Scearcher an exception?"
  • Vexx: "That's what we need to find out. That Scearcher could be our key to really cripple Alice Angel."
  • Rainbow Dash: "Then we MAY want to get to her before those laughing glithy maniacs do!"
  • Mira: (Putting her boots back on) Oh, sure. Expose us to more of them. I almost peed myself thanks to those little bullies!
  • Rainbow Dash: Oh, quit your whining, Princess.
  • Mira: UGH, AGAIN WITH CALLING ME PRINCESS!!!
  • Giana: Can we please just GO ALREADY?! (They follow them)

Temple

  • Rayman: Well they should be back any second now.
  • ???: Oh really? (Mr. Dark appeared)
  • Rayman: MR. DARK?! WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE?!
  • Mr. Dark: I replaced your Razoff buddy when he vanished. Now I just couldn't help but notice you utilising that defective Searcher to help you escape. Well not if I have anything to say about it. (He snaps and casts a dark black magic shield around his battery containment) Now, I'll be sure to inform Alice of "Inky". She would be interested to know that her means to keep the Scearchers in Game Script Mode is in dire need of fine-tuning.
  • Rayman: YOU NOSEY SONOVABITCH!!!!
  • Mr. Dark: Next time you see your friends, they'll be sharing a similar fate to yours. Farewell, Rayman. (He vanished)
  • Rayman:... I REALLY hate that guy!! (Sighs) And I got Inky in trouble too.

Temple Halls

  • Inky: (She came back and got a strategic smile and hid as the goblins came out and upon being enamored with the Temple began to terrorize it)... (She develops pretty blue eyes and a mouth) That should provide a diversion! (She sublimated into ink and left into the ink drain system)
  • Vexx: (They arrive)... Where'd she go?
  • Leslie: Wait... I think she was onto something. Look! (They saw the chaos the goblins were causing)
  • Goofy:... Gawrsh, that ink blot is clever.
  • Boy Sora: Yeah. This should make our rescue much easier.
  • Icky: "Can ya please not JINX it?!"
  • ???: "(Intercom) Scearchers! This is Sammy Lawrence Speaking! We have another active infestation of certain pests once more! Get your patch guns and get ready to shoo away some naughty vermin!"
  • Vexx: "That sounded it like it wasn't just the Glitch Goblins being distracted. This will also devert this place's security!"
  • Pooh: Well that's good.
  • Alex: Come on, let's go! (They left)

Battery Room

  • Rayman: (The goblins were trying to breach Mr. Dark's shield)... This was CLEARLY not a good diversion, Inky!
  • ???: Well it worked, didn't it? (Inky came out)
  • Rayman: Whoa, Inky! You can talk... And you're pretty!
  • Inky: I guess you were right, Ray. I WAS a defect! Now I can save you.... If I can get you out of this shield thing.
  • ???: So you caused the goblin infestation! (Mr. Dark appeared)
  • Inky:...
  • Mr. Dark: I've been waiting for you. (He traps her inside a giant pen)
  • Rayman: INKY!!!
  • Mr. Dark: Consider this payback, Rayman! (He shuts the viewport on his battery containment)
  • Rayman: YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS- (He was shut off)
  • Mr. Dark: "(On a communicater) Samual? I caught the defected Scearcher. And it's more severe then even you had thought."
  • Sammy's voice on the communicator: "How severe is it?"
  • Mr. Dark: "For one thing, "she" because the first scearcher to develop speech.... And prettiness. She's got gorgeous blue eyes."
  • Sammy's voice: "(Gasps)..... I warned the angel that device needed more time before it was ready! Take her back to Inks Inc quickly! This naughty sheep, needs to be attended too espeically!"
  • Mr. Dark: As you wish.
  • ???: STOP RIGHT THERE! (The heroes appeared)
  • Mr. Dark:... Sir? I'm afraid that request to arrive to you in an express way has been, compromised. The riffraff heroes have arrived.
  • (Sammy): DAMMIT!!! CAN YOU HOLD THEM OFF WHILE I GET REINFORCEMENTS DOWN THERE?!
  • Mr. Dark: I'm flexable to contend with an amusing distraction with these fools.
  • (Sammy): Are you sure?
  • Mr. Dark: Well I wouldn't've really be part of Alice's little kabul if I couldn't handle it. Just be sure those reinforcements arrive on shedgule. Dark out! (He hangs up) You idiots want Ray? Come and get him! (He casts dark clones of the heroes with his magic while this music played)
Rayman_-_Mr._Dark_Encounter_Theme_Extended

Rayman - Mr. Dark Encounter Theme Extended

  • Ly: Aw crap! I hate it when he brings his clones out!
  • Icky: "Don't all bad guys do things we don't particularly care for?"
  • Ly: Good point. (They fight off his clones as Mr. Dark escapes)
  • Sam: Well, these guys fight exactly like us.
  • Betilia: Of course, they're clones!
  • Sam: Yes, but they actually fight just as competently. Other clones usually don't do that.
  • Fidget: OTHER clones?! What CLONES have we had?!
  • Sam: Aside from any canon incidents, I was referring to other clones like Nefarious' Elements of Disharmony.
  • Fake Skipper: HI! I KNOW KUNG FU! (Kicks Skipper around like a pinball as he was beat)
  • Skipper: I HATE carbon copies of us!
  • Rainbow Dash was seen hoof wreseling with another Rainbow Dash!
  • Real Rainbow Dash: "Which is kinda why I'm glad the Changelings are good guys now! That clone fight we had with them at the royal wedding was WEIRD!"
  • Private: (Slap fights with Fake Private) WELL WE CAN'T LET THESE GUYS STALL US!!!
  • Skipper: MUST, FREE, RAY, (Fake Skipper grabs him) MAAAAAHHH!!! (He was beaten up) UGGH, CURSE YOUR EQUAL STRENGTH AND SKILL, AND RUGGEDLY HANDSOME LOOKS! (The clones fend off the heroes from Rayman's containment until more goblins came in and wrecked the place, cutting off battery power from outside the shield allowing Rayman to punch his way out)
  • Rayman: THANK YOUR FUGLY FACES!!! (He tries to punch the shield but it zaps him) EEEYAOW!!!! WHERE DOES HE GET THESE STUPID SPELLS?!? (The goblins chewed out the power causing everything to go dark as the heroes used their lighting sources to continue the fight)
  • The Real Pinkie and Fake Pinkie are seen having an epic goof-off!
  • Twilight: "(While in a magic beam struggle with another Twilight) PINKIE, IS THIS REALLY A GOOD TIME FOR A GOOF-OFF?!"
  • Pinkie: "IT'S HOW PARTY PONIES SETTLE DISBUTES, TWILIGHT?!"
  • Twilight: WELL, IT'S STILL NOT EXACTLY A GOOD TIME IN THIS CASE!!! WE GOTTA SAVE RAYMAN!
  • Betilia: And it looks like he used magic beyond my control. Must've learned how to surpass me since he kidnapped me.
  • Jumbaa: But can we break through it?
  • Betilia: Probably not. We may have to get Mr. Dark for that.
  • Roo: But he ran off earlier! He could be anywhere by now.
  • Vexx: I doubt he got that far with all the goblins running amuck.
  • Malice: Well I guess it's time to bash Dark's brains out until he frees Rayman! Half of you watch the battery. The rest of us will find Dark! (They left with their clones chasing them)
  • Mantis was seen fighting with Fake Mantis!
  • Mantis: "I heard of fighting with yourself, but this is rediculious?!"
  • Fake Mantis: (Looks angrily at Mantis as the heroes continued fighting)

Meanwhile...

  • Mr. Dark: (He continues running with Inky in the giant pen while being chased by goblins) BACK YOU FUGLY ABOMINATIONS!!! (They use their glitch powers to disrupt the terrain into a setting so surreal he got lost)... STOP PLAYING GAMES WITH ME, YOU S***N STAINS!!!!!
  • ???: THIS WAY! (He saw the heroes coming for him)
  • Mr. Dark: Ugh! They had one job!... LOOK! SOME CLOWNS TO MESS WITH! (The goblins noticed the heroes with repeated Metal Gear exclamation sounds)
  • Mira: Aw crap in a toilet! (The goblins went for them as Mr. Dark disappeared) NO, I AM NOT GETTING TICKLED AGAIN!!!!
  • ???: HEY, FUGLIES!!!! (Bryson and Team Scattergood appeared)
  • Bryson: Leave the misfits alone!
  • Lord Shen: ABOUT TIME YOU SHOWED UP?! We REALLY could've use Alexus and that sheild that was meant to contained Gazelle's and Qui's LONG CONTAINED FEUD?!
  • Ralph: Well sorry, but we called her in because we wanted to report that we found the Pixelumium factility!
  • Lord Shen: "WELL AS YOU CAN SEE, WE HAVE TO ATTEND WITH AN INTERMEDITATE CONCERN BECAUSE THEY WOULD TAKE THE ONLY SHIP THAT GOT US HERE?!"
  • Bryson: Okay, okay, we get it, you're mad at us! How's about we make up for lost time by helping you cream these little s***s? (His cannon fires patch bullets that destroy all the goblins)... I f*****g LOVE this thing!
  • Lord Shen: "(Calms down).... Well, it's a start."
  • Alexus: Now let's get Mr. Dark! (They locate him, chase him, and trap him in an energy ring barrier and block off their evil clones who just caught up to them)
  • Po: No more running, Dark!
  • Mr. Dark: So it seems....
  • (Deadpool): ALRIGHT, I'M BACK IN THE GAME BABY!!!
  • Icky: "Okay, ya obscure Rayman villain that ended up gotten replaced by an entirely new villain that end up giving the Rayman Lore no consistentcy, hand over the Ink girl!"
  • Mr. Dark: "I would, but I can guess that you intent on using "her" against us. SO, I rather not. Besides, all this conversation will end up transpiring into, is that I would argue with you endlessly until reinforcements arrive. So ya may as well let me go if you wish to avoid the Searchers!"
  • Skipper: "I get what you're trying to pull. You're the extremely calm and collective kind of villain. You're trying to psych us out with how much being captured doesn't concern you. Well we're no stranger to your kind, wise guy."
  • Mr. Dark: "But I would imagine, it never gets easier."
  • Skipper: Oh, really? Then prove it!
  • Mr. Dark: Well like you said, I'm not used in the game series anymore in favor of different ones, like our former friend Razoff, per example. That tends to form a bad complex. Buuuuut think about it. The first game is just a basic hero vs. villain scenario. A random villain comes, wreaks imbalance, and a random hero is sent to save the day. Neither Rayman OR me are defined. He's just the guardian of his land. That's it. And I just wanted the Great Protoon. That's it. So you seriously still think I'm lying as a ploy after all that? Then go ahead and fight me.
  • Ralph: "Do we really want to risk freeing you if this turns out to be a front?"
  • Mr. Dark: "Fair's fair, someone like me with the name, "Mr. Dark", isn't exactly the pinicle of trustworthiness. But at the same time.... Can you really afford distrusting me with this, when Samuel's reinforcements are perhaps seconds away from arrival?"
  • Tigger: Big whoop! They can't get through the barrier.
  • Mr. Dark: And who said they were focused on just us?
  • Tigger:... Ohhhhhh.
  • Fu Xi: ".... You, clever, basturd."

Battery Room

  • Spyro: (Ink oozes into the room from the ink drains and Searchers came out in the middle of the heroes' fight, and in the last came Sammy Lawrence who formed out of ink, this time, personally) WHAT THE?!
  • Rayman: SAMMY!!!!!
  • Sammy: "Look at all these naughty sheep.... They all need to be sheered."
  • Iago: "WILL YA CUT IT OUT WITH THE SHEEP ANALOGIES ALREADY?!"
  • Sammy: Your right. Enough of this tomfoolery! (Snaps as the Searchers surrounded the heroes)...
  • King Julian: Uh, quick question, who's Tom, and where's his jester?
  • Maurice: I think he means nonsense, your highness.
  • Simba: I'll give ya this, Sam. You're at least someone who wants to get things over with. And over, this is! (He, Nala, Timon, Pumbaa, and the Lion Guard stood their ground as Kion used the Roar of the Elders that blew away Sammy as he ended up reforming himself from ink)
  • Sammy: "Ya know, had this been the canon game, that would've defeated me. But thank goodness I am not chained, to a game script."
  • Simba: Not being bound to the laws of a game's grand design won't protect you forever, Sam. Let Rayman go or there's more where that came from!
  • Sammy: "Well, thing is, Rayman's power is rather, impourent, to our ever precious reshorce of engery. The one true advantage in an otherwise untamed and unforgiving world."
  • Nala: "Tch, so is that why he was strapped to that thing?"
  • Sammy: "Well, it's more of a bonus to us to a greater picture. As you guess, out of the others of the ever pesky herd of naughty sheep, calling themselves the resistence, Rayman is, the most concerning. He mastered his Simular Goat on the first try. He was able to survive a hoard of Glitch Goblins, even without patches on standby. He even, defeated a giant Concept Ghoul, with only one hand and one shoe-foot missplaced."
  • Tigress: "So containing him isn't just out of harvesting him. You were also imprisoning him because you and Alice know he was dangerious to your ill-gotten rule."
  • Sammy: "Can it really be considered "Ill-Gotten", when these realms, have no serious rulers? And no, you can't exactly count the "Guardian", because that beast, is more of a warden then a true protector, otherwise..... Do you really think he'd let this miserable world, be so disarrayed? Sure, the Angel and I are guilty of being espeically demanding and controling of all the misguided and broken sheep of these sad lands..... But is the "Guardian", not guilty of being a neglectent, false god, who exists only to prevent us from leaving whenever we want?"
  • Mantis: "Dude, to be fair, a lot of that is because it's amoral. It's apathetic to this place's misery by design."
  • Sammy: "Oh, do try not to pretend that we don't know a far greater reason why it doesn't try to care.... Morality illness."
  • Shifu: "(Sighs).... I was afraid you and Alice knew of it."
  • Sammy: "Well, not by intention, but, by accsidental discovery.... You see, these very temples, were how we came to know of it. Underneath these non-sensical, glitchy ilk, (Puls out a patch-flamethrower and uses it on the walls, de-glitching them and reveiling aichent hylogriflics), reveils the world's creation by a pan-dimentional race, beyond our meager understandings. It shows that this, "Guardian", is merely nothing more then a member of an advance god race that travel across dimentions and even other United Universes, and created abominable realms like these, to basicly create reject worlds for failed existences to end up in. Do you, believe that the ones of Disney and the Video Game universes are, unigte? Aborted ideas exists, in all universes! That meant, that the creature, is not a deity beyond death. But, it is, immortal. So it's not like a conventional attack would leave it's mark. Hence why, it was a happy accsident, that we uncovered a recipe, for morality illness, to administer into the creature. Our control of this miserable land allowed us to have physical ingredients, water, flora, remains of fauna, soil, and electrisity..... But, there was once essentional ingredient needed to be gained..... Love."
  • Crane: ".... That potion of morality illness, is missing an abstract concept."
  • Sammy: "Not, nessersarly. Love, may be abstract in the outside worlds, but here..... It is a spiritual energy, that has the potaintional to free us absolutely from these realms, and keep us remembered..... It's what exactly happened to you, Razoff. (Points to Razoff).
  • Baloo: Wait, I thought he was being treated back at the base.
  • Razoff: Yes, but I came for the fight once they calmed me down. Now back to the subject, WHAT HAPPENED TO ME HERE, YOU 20'S REJECT?!?
  • Sammy: Love, of course. Love from a devote follower, freed you and Begonix from this, miserable prison, and made you forget what you did here, so you can atthive a normal life, in the non-stagnated verson, of Rayman's world, with Begonix..... A shame, it was ruined by a dome-headed imbacile who banished her to some unknown dimention, only he can access.... Well, in the outsider universes, anyway."
  • Razoff was understandingly scared of his situation right now....
  • Razoff: ".... I'm..... I'm not your Razoff!"
  • Sammy: "I can clearly see that.... Since you are clearly playing with naughty sheep. And if your curious about what I meant that only in the outsider universes? Well, as you had likely discovered, the Guardian's great giant staff, is also a great ship of his people..... But not just any meager ship. It can rip into dimentions, like a Spanish vessel through the ocean. It can access, any dimention, naterol.... or artifictal.... It could even access, the dimention where your beloved is trapped, Razoff. And it is possable. And I will make it happen for an old friend, even dispite the Angel's absolutist attatude torwords you, that the Razoff I knew, is but a memory now. I can, bring Begonix back.... All you have to do.... Is give me the love that has allowed you to come here, so we can use it to create morality illness, give that sorry guardian an actual sense of remorse for this world, and allow the disease to do it's work. It's as simple, as that. (Sticks his hand out)."
  • Simba: "(Sees that Razoff is conflicted).... Careful, Razoff. Sammy is starting to sound an awful lot like Scar right now. He said so himself. He knows you're not his Razoff. He could be trying to manipulate you."
  • Po: "Yeah Raz. I wouldn't be quick to trust that creep!"
  • Twilight: "Even if what he said is true, the end result isn't worth it."
  • Applejack: "In fact, how can you be certain that he can keep that promise seriosuly, given that he's nothing but a second fiddle to this Angel that sounds less forgivin'?"
  • Razoff started to have another migrain, as his shadow was seen that a darker and evil Razoff Shadow was attacking the original shadow.
  • Starlight: "Oh no! The Dark Razoff's trying to break free!"
  • Cynder: "It's because he's too close to Sammy! The Evil Razoff must've been re-awaken and is now trying to break free!"
  • Sparx: "THEN LET'S GET HIM AWAY FROM THAT ASSHOLE?!"
  • Sammy: "(Sighs uninterested), Searchers?"
  • The Scearchers blocked out the heroes!
  • Sammy: So, Raz... Do we have a deal?
  • Razoff:... Yes!
  • Rayman: NO!!! RAZOFF, DON'T LISTEN TO HIM!!!!!
  • Sammy: He won't trust any of you any longer once all the love he has belongs to us.
  • Ly: RAZOFF, THINK ABOUT BEGONIX!! SHE WOULDN'T WANT THIS!! If you do this for her, she won't approve! You'll be a lonely hunter again! You have to fight it!
  • Sammy: SILENCE! (He traps them in ink and slowly drowns them)... Razoff... You'll never see Begonix again unless you trust us.
  • Razoff:... (Ly: "She wouldn't want this!! She won't approve!! You'll be a lonely hunter again!!")...... (He got angry and fired his Omicronized blunderbuss at Sammy as he exclaimed)... What good is setting my wife free if we won't be together in the end?
  • Sammy:.... How, sad. I'm afraid to say that the Angel was right. The Razoff I knew, is replaced by a no longer stagnated being.... I'll be sure to have Mr. Dark fix you afterwords. Until then, I am forced, to get that love, through unpeasent means. I only wish, that my Razoff, would forgive this forced action. SEARCHERS?!
  • The Searchers charged, as the heroes began to fight, as Sammy simply retereated.
  • Iago: "FYI, Raz, Shen is not gonna be happy that you almost benefited the bad guys!"
  • Razoff: "Then I'll accept my punishment in honor! For now, at least let me help you fight off these inks as a make up!"
  • Ly: "(Sighs relieved). You truly are, no longer our Razoff."
  • Earthworm Jim: "I'M STILL BEING CAUTIOUS AROUND HIM?!"
  • Putt-Putt: "Don't ruin the mood, Jim." (They continue fighting)

Meanwhile...

  • Lord Shen: (They continue fighting Mr. Dark) WHAT DO YOU AND ANY OTHER VILLAINS EVEN GET OUT THIS?!
  • Icky: "WAIT A MINUTE, I THOUGHT WE CONTAINED THIS GUY?!"
  • Boss Wolf: "Ya may've misread that earlier line a scene ago, Ick. We cut-off his escape. We didn't captured him."
  • Icky: ".... Now I feel stupid."
  • Mr. Dark: To be frank, it's beyond petty revenge onto the universes for something not nessersarly in their control. I may not be thrilled living in these realms, but I still process a sense of realisum. We've basically became what you woul dub as, these realm's Villain League. We bring darkness in exchange for whatever we want. Alice and Sammy give that to us in exchange for serving them! By all means, our partnership with the Inks is purely a contemporary arrangement. We would go our seperate ways after we're free, where they can do what they want, and we? Well, I would like to see how much of an improvement our group would be to all three villain teams. We might even free their darkspawn masters FAR better then even only one of them is. Better yet, we might even whip those sad excuses into shape!
  • Lord Shen: "You do realise that will only give us MORE inceptive to make sure you stay here?!"
  • Mr. Dark: "Which would make the looks on your demoralised faces on when we are free, much more satisfying."
  • Malice: "Ya know, that attatude is why Rayman doesn't like you!"
  • Mr. Dark: "As if someone with "Dark" in the name was suppose to be a saint?"
  • Vexx: "Toushe, ya freaking psycopath."
  • Mr. Dark: "Now now, remember that we're suppose to fight, not flatter eachother."
  • Icky: "THAT ONLY PROVES HIS POINT, WISEASS?!"
  • Mr. Dark: (Ignoring him, he uses his magic to eliminate their clones and then bring them back inside the barrier)
  • Icky: OH YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS, YOU'RE HIDING BEHIND CLONES AGAIN?! STOP BEING A CHICKEN AND FIGHT!
  • Mr. Dark: Don't think I'm going to fall for that million-year-old trick! It's called knowing your opponent.
  • Icky: CHIIIICCCKEEEEEEN!! BOKBOKBOKBOKBOK!!!
  • Mr. Dark: AAAND THAT right there just makes your sorry butts desperate. Stop thinking this isn't insane difficulty and do it the game's way! (Deadpool guides the heroes into beating off the clones)
  • ???: Hello, scumbags! (The resistance's rogue's gallery appeared)
  • Dog God: Did you miss us?
  • Dragon Master: Because believe it or not, we missed you. BUT OUR AIM WILL GET BETTER?!
  • Dark Yabu: We've waited a long time for this.
  • Malice: GODDAMN IT!!! WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE?!
  • Dog God: Alice thought some... Extra assistance was needed. I'd LOVE to bite Malice's head off... AGAIN!
  • Malice: NOT IF I TAKE YOURS FIRST... AGAIN!
  • Icky: "Ya know it was only a matter of time before these guys showed up."
  • Dragon Master: Indeed it was. When we heard outsiders were meddling in Pixel Wasteland affairs, we couldn't let Alice's promises be ruined.
  • Wizeman: Exactly! Not when we're so close once that filthy Vi-Tor took over.
  • Xeno King: Indeed. We simply must not let you go any further.
  • Kal: Watch us!
  • William the Kid: Far too bold for your own good, pal! Alice doesn't take smack talk like that.
  • Queen Slug-for-a-Butt: (Comes down out of nowhere freaking out the heroes) We've been through too much to be stopped by the likes of your thoraxes!!
  • Spongehead: We're not letting you take a jacks*** on it so easily!
  • Dog God: So you want Rayman? You'll have to get through ALL of us!
  • SpongeBob: You do know that some of your archnemesises aren't here, right?
  • Queen Slug-for-a-Butt: Oh, we'll meet them again. Hopefully they'll see we wasted your sorry asses.
  • Icky: You mean before we waste your oversized one?
  • Baloo: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
  • Queen Slug-for-a-Butt: "UGGGHHHH?! AND I THOUGHT THAT IDIOT EARTHWORM WAS IMPUDENT?!"
  • (Deadpool): BRING IT ON, FATASS!!!
  • Mr. Dark: You heard... Uh... Who said that?
  • Bryson: YOUR FACE SAID IT!
  • Mr. Dark: THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE!!! Ugh, I'll contend to the mystery of the voice, later! FOR NOW, CHARGE?!
  • Bryson: NOW WE'RE TALKING!! (Deadpool controlled the heroes as they fought the villains)
  • (YB Deadpool): "Yaay, now things are picking up!"
  • (Deadpool): Oh, it is GOOD to be back on the controller.
  • SpongeBob: (He and Twilight got out their Keyblades blowing the dust and webs off them) Been a while since we used these. We really don't use these very often!
  • Twilight: "Kinda because with me having magic, having a powerful key-shaped sword, is kinda redundent. And you Spongebob.... Well, you're Spongebob."
  • Spongebob: I know. No wonder we usually forget we have them. Hope they didn't end up falling in love like in those funny Swiffer commercials.
  • Twilight: In a cartoon universe, would you be surprised if they did? (Deadpool QTEs them into defeating the Gurglewocky with help from the Giana Sisters)...
  • SpongeBob/Twilight: Nailed it.
  • Lothar Rendain: Enough of this nonsense!! Varelsi, destroy them! (He sent Varelsi to attack the heroes as Deadpool played an entire section of the team to defeat them).... Why did I thought that would work?
  • Miko: You WILL free our comrades, Lothar!
  • Lothar: I didn't got this far up in this miserable planet for doing what a walking second-person talking weed says.
  • Saiki: You're all outmatched. I recommend you stand down.
  • Bagura: Lest we give you an explosive funeral.
  • Mr. Dark: Face it, heroes, every moment you spend trying to capture me, only riles up Alice.
  • Skipper: "Good, then at least we got her attention."
  • Lothar: "Oh believe me.... You'll come to regret that."
  • Sandy: Please. We're not afraid of some 20's cartoon character who just wants to be acknowledged after over 90 years.
  • Mr. Dark: (Cackles) In case you haven't noticed, this is NOT the same Alice you know.... (The Heroes stared at him unconvinced and point to the Searchers that look completely identical to the ones seen from the games).... Okay, admitingly, saying that is a bit of a stretch, given that she looks ENTIRELY like that Alice, but what we mean is that the idea from the game, doesn't apply here. She and Sammy are far different.
  • Lord Shen: We can imagine, given she's an outmoded verson of a character from an Indie Horror Game. Just stop wasting everyone's time and stop letting Vi-Tor get closer to unwittingly having us swallowed into the Cybervoid!
  • Mr. Dark: We're not stopping for anything.
  • Reflux: We have our orders, and neither of us will cease until they are done!
  • Napoleon LeRoach/Poodles Galore: SO F*** OFF AND GO DO HEROWORK WHERE YOU BELONG!!!!
  • Lord Shen: Then as a retort, we are also not going anywhere until we do what we came here to do, the aforementioned preventing Vi-Tor from sucking our existence into the Cybervoid! The very least you can do is get out of our way!!
  • Lothar: "How's about you MAKE US, TURKEY?! (Gets kicked by Shen) D'OW?!"
  • Lord Shen: I just did. You won't share a more pleasant fate as us when we're all in the Cybervoid. If we don't stop Vi-Tor's madness, the Guardians of Cyber will take everything infected by the pixilumium into the Cybervoid and there's nothing we can do about it. We are doing you all a favor.
  • Reflux: I hardly call messing with Alice, ergo, preventing our freedoms, a favor.
  • Boss Wolf: In our defense, she's threatening our domain as well. Plus we're lessening the risk of the ink and the pixellanium combining into something even worse.
  • Lord Shen: We're trying to save you guys from making a mistake. If you keep hampering us, we'll all be swallowed into the Cybervoid!
  • Mr. Dark:...... Tch, we're all in a miserable existence anyway! What's another? (They continued fighting)
  • (WB Deadpool): "Good grief, and we thought Thanos wasn't afraid of the worse case scenario!"
  • Xandy: Hey we'd contemplate the same if we lived in a place like this! This is a place of oppression for the rejected. It's guaranteed to murder yer mind! (They continue fighting as Deadpool eventually took them all out in a final QTE)
  • Lord Shen: (Points his blade at Mr. Dark)... Now relinquish Rayman immediately!
  • Mr. Dark: "Tch, this place is where death has no meaning. It's not really possable to kill someone that is in purgatory. I'm like a ghost."
  • Lord Shen: "That doesn't mean that I can't make it inconvinent to you all the same!"
  • Mr. Dark: "Being made to rot here in these realms is a inconvincence in of itself! What could you do to contribute?"
  • Lord Shen: We CAN have these guys send you to the Cybervoid. And if you think this place was the worst, imagine what the Cybervoid will be like! You'll be beyond wrecked.
  • Boss Wolf: Sir, that's kinda dark.
  • Lord Shen: I'm out of options, BW. Besides, this place is dark and nobody's doing anything about it. This is for the true greater good. So, Dark, are you going to free Rayman's ink friend, or do we have to send all of you to the Cybervoid?!
  • Mr. Dark: ".... Then prove it. Send each and every one of us STRAIGHT into the Cybervoid, if your so confident that it makes this miserable realm PALE incompairison! (Everyone, even the villains, are surprised by that)...."
  • Lother: "Are you sure you want to test them like that? Can we really be sure they're bluffing?"
  • Reflux: "Indeed, cause what if they're not?!"
  • Mr. Dark: "Well, for one thing, the player with the winning cards, (Shows Shen's surprised face), never shows fear."
  • This made the other villains realised that Shen's bluffing.
  • Icky: "..... Shen, you were seriously only trying to bulls*** them into giving up, were you?"
  • Lord Shen: "I, I, I figured that their inate selfishness would drive them to abandon Alice if they were given reason to believe a worse fate awaits them, I mean-!"
  • Mr. Dark: "Oh come now, Shen. Just because we're desperate, DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE STUPID?! If your going to make a threat, at least be sure to actselly make it legit. Otherwise..... It just makes us question, who's the real bad guy here?"
  • Boss Wolf: "..... Okay, either this is the work of Insane Difficulty, or this guy, just doesn't scare easy."
  • Mr. Dark: "Personally, alittle bit of both. Now, if you want the defect Scearcher back, stop hiding behind cheap tactics, and win it, fair, and square."
  • Zosimo: "..... Nice one, Shen. Now these guys won't back down easily."
  • Lord Shen: OKAY, ANY OF YOU OTHER MORONS HAVE ANY BRIGHT IDEAS, BECAUSE I DON'T SEE ANY!!!!
  • Hudson: "Could you not call us morons? Neither of us weren't the ones that tried to scare people into surrendering with an empty threat!"
  • Lord Shen: "DON'T START WITH ME?! I COULDN'T PREDICT THAT THESE PEOPLE WOULD KNOW BETTER THEN TO BE QUICK TO BACK OFF UNDER IMPLICATIONS?! AS FAR AS I WAS AWARE, THESE PEOPLE LOOKED NO DIFFERENT THEN THE ONES WE KNEW OFF FROM OUR UNIVERSES?!"
  • Mr. Dark: "(Laughs bemused)."
  • Zosimo: "Well someone forgot that we ain't DEALING with normal villains, now did we? These people already suffered the worse of the worse here, they clearly no longer care for suffering!"
  • Lord Shen: "(Groans frustraightedly) FINE?! YOU CRETINS WANT PROOF WE MEAN IT?! (Grabs Ralph's digicannon) HERE'S YOUR DAMN PROOF?! (Fires it as it hits Spongehead and Boss)!"
  • Spongehead: "D'OW?! (Nothing happeans) Hey! What's the big idea, wise guy?!"
  • Boss: ".... Was, THAT, suppose to do something?"
  • Lord Shen: "..... WHY DIDN'T IT WORK?!"
  • Ralph: "THE CANNON WAS ONLY DESIGNED TO SEND OMICRON CHARACTERS BACK, AND, THESE GUYS ARE CLEARLY NOT OMICRON CHARACTERS?!"
  • Mr. Dark: "(Scoffs), All you did was further prove that you were being more desperate, then the likes of those that want to leave this realm.... How sad, really."
  • Lord Shen was having an epic meltdown and mindlessly attacked at Mr. Dark who quickly defended himself!
  • Lord Shen: "GIVE UP THAT FUCKING STUPID INK CREATURE ALREADY, YOU MISERABLE SCUM?!"
  • Mr. Dark: "Do you kiss your mother with that beak?"
  • Skipper: ".... That guy's messing with Shen's mind! He's trying to make him lose focus!"
  • Kowalski: Yeah, I see it too! SHEN, HE'S STALLING US WITH YOUR TEMPER!!!
  • Mr. Dark: Even if I am, that's not the main point. I'm the only one who can undo the magic shield around Rayman. And you're not getting the information out of me no matter what you do and with every desperate moment spent trying to stop me, you only bring Alice closer to relocating Rayman. So, how about you take down this barrier, and quit wasting our time?
  • SpongeBob:......
  • (Deadpool): (He was given options: 1. F*** it, we're resorting to torture, 2. F*** it, we're taking it by force, 3. Comply with his demands, 4. Kill his smug smart ass and take Inky and rescue Rayman later, 5. Destroy the entire Pixel Wasteland because it's hopeless, 6. Try to bust out Rayman without him, or 7. F*** this cause, we're going back to just Vi-Tor)... Well, piss!
  • (WB Deadpool): This guy sure got us in a box here.
  • (YB Deadpool): WHATDOWEDO, WHATDOWEDO, WHATDOWEDO?!?
  • (Deadpool): Well, let's see. 1. Resort to torture. Normally I'm all for it, but it seems like Darky wouldn't crack from anyway given how drugged of oppression his mind is.
  • (YB Deadpool): Can we do it anyway? It could be worth a shot.
  • (Deadpool): Not taking any chances at this point. 2. Take it forcefully.
  • (WB Deadpool): Sounds like a better choice than the last. Inky is certainly easy to yank away, but what about the information?
  • (YB Deadpool): Duh, we read his mind. It's called MAGIC!
  • (WB Deadpool): Yes, but Dark has it. Who's to say he doesn't have mental protection like occlumency? It might not work, and if we leave Rayman, he'll be harder to find when Alice relocates him.
  • (Deadpool): Oh, he's not even the real guy. He's just the manifestation of his obscure nature.
  • (YB Deadpool): "Well since he's not the real guy, let's just ice him!"
  • (Deadpool): "Okay, one, the lougers get prissy about villains dying unless there's no better option, or if it's a freak accsident. Also, the guy just said death's meaningless here."
  • (WB Deadpool): "Well we can rule out destroying the Pixel Wasteland because, let's be honest, Gazelle alone won't be for it, nevermind the lougers!"
  • (Deadpool): "They so promised to FIX the damn place. As much as I like messing with them, making them look like liars is a line I won't cross!"
  • (WB Deadpool): "So that means Option 7's out by rule of thumb, that it wouldn't help to make them look like cowards too."
  • (Deadpool): "Then at leaves us with Option 6, but, it won't be very exciting."
  • (WB Deadpool): "Yes, but, outside of that, it's the lesser of all these evils. This Mr. Dark guy is obviously depending on us wasting our time with him, even when he clearly won't co-operate NOR be easily intimidated. In fact, he's HOPING we waste time with the guy!"
  • (YB Deadpool): "But ditching them would mean sacrivicing Inky!"
  • (WB Deadpool): "Well it's not exactly helping her to waste time fighting with the guy!"
  • Deadpool became more and more conflicted, then realised that the one option that the voices didn't talk about was Number 3, complience, and figured that Mr. Dark is expecting the misfits to constintly resist and fight.
  • Deadpool's voice: "..... Guys, what I'm about to do, is gonna be risky, like, the Lodgers hating my guts forever risky, but it might work! (Deadpool picked Option 3)!"
  • Spongebob: "....... Alexus?....... Take down the barrior."
  • The Heroes, even the villains, even the calm and collective Mr. Dark, were all surprised by this!
  • Squidward: "SPONGEBOB?! ARE YOU MAD?!"
  • SpongeBob: Guys, this is clearly what Dark and these guys want! We have no choice. We're not getting anywhere with him and if we just keep trying, we'll let Angel take away Rayman.
  • Squidward: BUT THAT WOULD MEAN LEAVING HIM WITH THE SCEARCHER?!
  • SpongeBob: JUST TRUST ME ON THIS, GUYS! JUST TAKE DOWN THE BARRIER!!! (Alexus does that)
  • Mr. Dark:......
  • SpongeBob: There. Happy?
  • Mr. Dark: (Bewildered grunt)...... You know you'll never free Rayman without me!
  • SpongeBob: We're winging it. We're not letting you give Alice all the time she needs to get here.... But, we're still taking Inky! (He used a Chronostopper to slow down time and snatch the giant pen containing Inky as time went back to normal)
  • Mr. Dark: WHAT?!
  • SpongeBob: MERLIN, GET US BACK TO THE BATTERY ROOM!!!
  • Merlin: TELEPORTUS! (They vanished before the villains caught them)
  • Mr. Dark: "NO?! HOW, DID THEY FIGURE ME OUT?!"
  • Lother: "It was like they were being controled by some outside force that predicted even YOUR stragity!"
  • Mr. Dark: "Wait a minute.... THAT VOICE?! And they mentioned a Vi-Tor! And given that it's been said that he made the universes more like a video game, then that means...... THERE'S A PLAYER?!"
  • Boss: "Aw nuts, players ruin everything!"
  • Mr. Dark: GET TO THE BATTERY- (Goblins attacked them) NOOOO!!!!! WORTHLESS GLITCHY FREAKS?! GAAAAAAAAAAH?!

Battery Room

  • Razoff: (The others teleported in) Whoa!
  • Patrick: WHOA, I ALMOST TELEPORTED INTO RAZOFF!!!!!
  • Razoff: What took you all so long?!
  • SpongeBob: Mr. Dark almost stalled us the entire mission. Now... We need to change plans. (They fought off all the Searchers with Deadpool's QTE)... Now... We wait for Alice. She wants Rayman and the Pixel Wasteland... She'd better come here for them!
  • Putt-Putt: "Wait, you mean, you DIDN'T get Mr. Dark?"
  • Sandy: "Sorry, but Spongebob insisted that he would intentionally stail us to give Alice time to come here. We desided to not play his game."
  • Ly: "But he was the only one who can take down that sheild!? And you just, let him go?!"
  • Icky: "Look, his friends showed up and he was too nilistic to take implied threats seriously! He drove Shen to having an epic meltdown for it! It was better not to mess with that ass!"
  • Earthworm Jim: "Duh, dai, duh, ARE YOU S******G ME?! THE ONLY GUY THAT HAS AN ABILITY TO TAKE DOWN THAT SHEILD, AND YOU LET HIM GO?!"
  • Skipper: "He was trying to keep us into a trap so Alice can get here in time! We desided to not risk it!"
  • ???: "Ohhh, how clever of you. (An Inky TV appeared, reveiling Sammy once more)."
  • Sammy: "A shame, that it will be all for naught. I had predicted that you would figure the ruse, so, I desided, that it's time for our battery.... To move somewhere else. (An Inky Whirlpool appeared under Rayman and the sheild area as both are being sucked in!)."
  • Ly: "RAYMAN?!"
  • Earthworm Jim: "BUDDY?! NO?!"
  • Rayman screamed as the Whirlpool swallowed him whole, before anyone can do anything about it.....
  • Sammy laughed quietly.....
  • Sammy: "Aw, too bad, naughty sheep. You were so close, and yet, so far.... No matter..... The Angel will attend with you, shortly...."
  • The Inky TV melted away.
  • Earthworm Jim: "...... WHY THE FUCK, DID YOU THOUGHT THAT LEAVING MR. DARK ALONE, WAS A BRILLIENT IDEA?!"
  • Icky: "Ugh! Look, if it unrustles your Jimmies, it's not nessersarly us! It's because there's this idiotic red ninja guy that is controling us!"
  • Kal Wardin: "Ya mean, a player?"
  • Icky: "Yeah, and there was these dialog trees, that make us act according to what he picked, and-"
  • Ly: "DO NOT EXCUSE THIS MISTAKE ON A PLAYER?! YOU DIDN'T CAPTURE MR. DARK, AND NOW, RAYMAN IS BEING TAKEN TO INK INCS?! THAT PLACE, IS AN UNBREAKABLE FORTRESS?! WE CAN NEVER SAVE HIM NOW?!"
  • Icky: "Oh, I'm sorry, lady, would've you rather we waste time with a guy who wouldn't surrender or be conditioned to do such, just to make it easier for Alice Angel to get here in time to cream us all?!"
  • Earthworm Jim: "THAT'S TO SUGGEST THAT WE'RE NOT BEING REASONABLE HERE?!"
  • Gazelle: "Everyone stop! Arguing is not going to help us! And rescue is still possable!"
  • Spy Fox: "Alas, it's not so simple. Ink Incs is a fortifived place. It's the place with the heaviest Ink Enfluence. Rayman, is doomed."
  • Patrick: "Well, we have a defected Searcher, so, why not have the Scearcher lead us to a secret way into the place."
  • Earthworm Jim: "NOW YOU WANT US TO ASK A DEFECT INK TO HELP US?! IT'S LIKELY NOT TRUSTED ANYMORE AFTER THIS?! ALICE AND THE OTHER INKS KNOW IT'S A DEFECT?!"
  • Lord Shen: "..... Because she would know everything about it's defences, AND weaknesses!"
  • Earthworm Jim: Well too bad, because we no longer trust you! You left Rayman to be taken away!
  • Squidward: OH DON'T YOU DARE BE THAT GUY RIGHT NOW!!!
  • Earthworm Jim: I can do whatever I want, phallic nose!
  • Squidward: GRRRRREEEERRRERRRERRRRRRGH!!!!! YOU LISTEN HERE, YOU FILTH-EATING TURD FACTORY, WE WERE IN A LOSE-LOSE SITUATION!!!! WE HAD NO CHOICE!!!! WHATEVER HAPPENED, RAYMAN WAS DOOMED, AND YOU'RE BLAMING US?!? WE SHOULD JUST LEAVE THIS TO YOU GUYS WHILE WE DEAL WITH VI-TOR!!!
  • SpongeBob: BUT SQUIDWARD, WE PROMISED!!!
  • Squidward: DON'T MAKE PROMISES YOU CAN'T KEEP, YOU BRAINLESS YELLOW CHEESE!! THESE GUYS ARE ON THEIR OWN!!! THIS WHOLE ADVENTURE, AND EPISODE FOR THAT MATTER, ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT DEALING WITH VI-TOR, NOT ABOUT GIVING A DAMN ABOUT THESE REJECTS!!! I CAN CLEARLY SEE WHY THEY BELONG HERE!! (The native heroes gasped at that)
  • Gazelle: SQUIDWARD!
  • Squidward: YOU HEARD ME!!!
  • Banzai: Oh, should we play the 'say things we don't wanna hear' game? Okay, let's make it two-player! YOU'LL NEVER BE SUCCESSFUL AT CLARINET PLAYING, NOR ART AND YOU'LL ALWAYS BE TORTURED BY THE UUNIVERSES!!!! YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO BE ANYTHING!!!! (Squidward was hurt)... Hurts, doesn't it?
  • Shenzi: (Slaps Banzai) DON'T ESCALATE THE ARGUMENT, ASSHOLE!!
  • Soothsayer: Everyone, he's correct. We'd never win no matter what we did. We-
  • Earthworm Jim: No, no... You feel that way about us? Fine. We'll get out of your way. You only came here for Vi-Tor after all. Hmph, just when we thought we had hope out of this oppression. (He takes the pen) Nice doing business, ZEROES! (They left)
  • Seiichi: Oh, way to go, Squidward!
  • Squidward: HEY, THEY WERE GIVING US CRAP!
  • Lord Shen: That's no excuse, Squidward, two wrongs don't make a right. You took their actions too far.
  • Squidward: DO I HAVE TO REMIND YOU THIS ISN'T ABOUT THEM?! THIS IS ABOUT VI-TOR!! THEY WERE JUST A FILLER ARC AND A WASTE OF TIME!!
  • Lord Shen: "Just because they aren't a major concern, DOESN'T MAKE IT LESS OF AN ACTUAL CONCERN?! What good would eventually taking down Vi-Tor be, if we would have to ineditably put up with the urisings of vengeful Ink beasts and these realms villains at a later date?!"
  • Squidward: "Look, Sammy said so himself! They have everything but love to make their potion possable! They would never be able to make it possable to be able to slay that Guardian!"
  • Shifu: "That isn't to suggest that they wouldn't find a way to remeny this! And don't forget! If we end up not beating Vi-Tor quick enough, and if these Inks aren't resolved, they, would become WORSE then already!"
  • Gazelle: "Not to mention that she knows about us and Razoff at this point! Alice would never let us have an easier chance with Vi-Tor if we also have to worry about these Ink creatures trying to nab us! They might be able to capture Razoff, and THEN get the love?! After that, this guardian will be killed, and Alice and her cohorts will escape into our universes! Do you see the problem with this!?"
  • Squidward: "Well, duh, I..... BUT THEY WERE BLAMING US FOR NOT FALLING INTO A TRAP?!"
  • Gazelle: "We could've reasoned with them and told them that this was a losing battle. They were only upset with us because they were close to saving Rayman to only lose him again. He was a symbol of hope to them, they can't help being upset to lose him again."
  • Squidward: "OH IT'S NOT LIKE THEY DID ANYTHING TO HELP HIM EITHER?!"
  • Gazelle: "How can they?! They didn't think Samual would pull what he did?! Neither of us did?!"
  • Squidward: "Well they shouldn't act as if that staying around to fight Mr. Dark was a winnable aspect! If we had stuck around to fight him more, Alice would've arrived and defeated all of us!"
  • Gazelle: "Be that as it may, it doesn't change the fact that you needlessly insulted them for having nothing else to blame other then themselves! They finally have reason to hope, and you insulted and basicly abandoned them for biting our feeding hands!"
  • Squidward: "But you..... I..... I...."
  • Gazelle: "No rebuttal, Squidward. It's sadly too dificult now to re-earn their trust. The least we can do, is confront Alice ourselves and save Rayman."
  • Icky: "But those guys took the Pen with Inky on it."
  • Duke: "Did they? (Brings out the real pen with Inky on it) I saw this breakup coming miles away, so, I switched pens so we can still do this job right. They just have a normal pen now."
  • Gazelle: ".... (Facepalm) Oy, Duke. I feel conflicted to be thrilled you helped us out, or abit peeved that you just further put us in bad tiddings with them."
  • Duke: "Focus more on being glad. Besides, what better apology gift then proving them that Inks Inc ain't that impentitrable, save their guy, and close down this Inky business?"
  • Gazelle: "..... Well, I did say they would have difficulty to trust us again anyway, so, when in rome. Let's get out of here."

Back out into the Pixel Wasteland

  • Santiago: (They arrive at the Base)... What were you thinking scolding them like that?!
  • Earthworm Jim: Don't f*****g start with me, you outdated academic PC teacher!
  • Laptrap: Now that is not called for! Yes that was an insensitive thing for them to say, BUT YOU WERE ASKING FOR IT BY BEING A GRUDGMENTAL PILE OF DOG FECES!!!!
  • Earthworm Jim: They cost us Rayman!
  • Betilia: So it's THEIR fault Rayman was in a hopeless situation?
  • Toejam: Yeah, you were kind of a bitch. As if mistrusting Razoff wasn't bad enough! Now you choose to mistrust ALL OF THEM?!
  • Earthworm Jim: Well they don't belong here anyway. We were technically wasting their time! They came for Vi-Tor and they only helped us because 'WE WERE BEING WHINY DESPERATE BABIES'!!! They're just like all the other outsiders. Rejecting us and pretending we never existed. Well when this is all over, we're making sure that NO OUTSIDER IS EVER ALLOWED HERE, OR MAYBE WE'LL TRAP OR STRAND THEM HERE AND SEE HOW THEY LIKE IT!!
  • Luther: JIM!! That's WAY too far!
  • Earthworm Jim: WELL IF THEY CAN'T SEE OUR PAIN, THEN WHY SHOULDN'T WE?! We're stranded here because of people like them! They just treat us like passing trends to forget about. Well I won't have it! Either they leave when this is over, OR THEY DON'T LEAVE AT ALL!!!!!
  • Ly: JIM, THAT IS ENOUGH!!! We are NOT doing such a cruel thing! This is all your fault!
  • Earthworm Jim: It doesn't matter anymore. We have the information to start all over. We're busting Rayman out of that fortress, OR WE'LL DIE TRYING!!! (He opens the pen to find nothing)... Where's the Searcher?... WHERE'S THE DAMN SEARCHER?!?!?
  • Ly: This is exactly my point. They don't trust us to fix this because of your actions. They obviously switched out the pen.
  • Earthworm Jim: OOHOHOHO, THIS PROVES NOTHING!! THEY TAMPERED WITH OUR MISSION OUT OF SPITE!!! (Loads his gun) They are in SERIOUS trouble!!
  • Pajama Sam: JIM, STOP! This attitude of yours has gone FAR enough!!
  • Earthworm Jim: Or maybe it HASN'T gone far enough!
  • Joni: OKAY WILL YOU QUIT TAKING THEIR HURTFUL WORDS SERIOUSLY?! For all we know, Squidward only went that far because YOU HAD TO IMPLY THAT HIS NOSE WAS PENIS-RELATED, JIM!? HE LIKELY ONLY SAID THAT AS A RETALIATION?! Losing Rayman again was a horrorable thing to happen, by all means, but..... I don't think the Lougers being able to capture Mr. Dark would've changed that! If anything, Sammy would've taken Rayman away from us again anyway! All capturing Mr. Dark would do, is just.... Capturing Mr. Dark. A too small of a victory to when the Inks still have Rayman.
  • Earthworm Jim: "..... THERE'S STILL THE WHOLE PUNKING US WITH A FAKE PEN?!"
  • Miko: "Perhaps they felt that we can't be trusted anymore for how we turn on them over what the fates had cruely desided. Besides, there may be a more grander purpose then petty revenge. The switchout could've also been to protect us, since many of us normally fear Inks Inc."
  • Earthworm Jim: "As if they don't already think lowly of us! Now they think we can't handle the very guys we've been fighting for like, forever?!"
  • Putt-Putt: "Well given that we've never been successful in that time, I wouldn't call that unreasonable."
  • Earl: "Look, Jimbo, we're all sad about Rayman, man, but we would not be much help to him if we hold uncool grudges over dragvilles like the Inks, man."
  • Earthworm Jim: "But, but that squid said-"
  • Kal Wardin: "(Grabs Earthworm Jim's neck and removed him from the fake body, reveiling his worm body).... In all fairness, Jimmy, you started that by basicly saying that his nose, was penis shaped. It was only fair in love and war, that he used the nuclear opition. They only did it, because they wanted to make amends by saving Rayman on their own..... And we need to show, they don't need to do that. We need to find them, apologies and make peace, and you will apologies for provoking the mollisk, or so help me, I will try to seek out a bird to give an early bird special! UNDERSTAND?!"
  • Earthworm Jim: "(Gags), Okay, sorry, it's just, losing Rayman again, just gotten to me, ya know? I tend to be an emotional dude, you all know this! I'll play along!"
  • Kal: That's better. (He places him back)... So, we're going to the Ink Inc. Studios and setting things right!
  • ???: Alchourse, but only OUR way. (Sammy came and captured them with Searchers)... This is what happens when sheep stray from the herd, (Chuckles wickedly)....
  • Ly: ".....In hindsight, maybe leaving the misfits at all, wasn't an intelligent move."
  • Earthworm Jim: "Oh great, we pulled a Bubsy."
  • Bubsy: "HEY, CAN THAT NOT BE USED AS A PHRASE FOR FUCKING UP?!"

Ink Inc. Studios.

  • Lord Shen: (They arrived in a BATIM sepia tone land and a giant kinda decrepted wooden animation studio-like fortress with ink pools and sepia smog)... Well, this thematic appearence fits those monsters well.
  • Inky: (Freed) Well, it was kinda apart of the game's theme, so, yeah. Anyway, busting in won't be easy, not helping that the other Inks, might not really trust me that much anymore. Sneaking in and breaking in are pretty much improbable to the point that they're deemed myths. Lots of people have tried.
  • Pooh:... Before we go in, I must say I can tell you and Rayman have a long history.
  • Inky: Hmm?
  • Razoff: Yeah, I remember that since you were labeled a defect, you have been growing fond of Ray. You, like him?
  • Inky: (Sighs) Well, I can't say they're romantic feelings, cause I never paid attention to his franchise, so I don't know if he's already taken. So, I rather he be more like a friend to me, cause come on, a limbless, whatever he is, and a ink being getting involved? Not exactly a one with a family in mind. But point being, he's the only kind and decent person close to me. The others always laughed behind my back. And who can blame them? Alice and her cartoon friends are one of the oldest residents here, all the way back from the 20s when animation was born. Or, at least, in lore of the game anyway, so, oldest resident by proxy due to lore, even when they're actselly considerably recent since the Bendy and the Ink Machine game was released in 2017. But I diegress. The thing is, they know the most about this place than anyone else. It drove them mad and socially incompatible.
  • SpongeBob: Wait, doesn't the game take place 30 years prior to the important events?
  • Inky: Doesn't your home universes' existence outdate it's canon and real-life existence and/or has a problem with chronological inconsistencies? Besides, your asking that in a realm where time has no serious meaning.
  • SpongeBob:... Touché.
  • Inky: So Alice, or at least the outmoded verson of the character from the game since Chapter 4 brought better ghraphics, basically wants revenge should she succeed in leaving. My best guess is she'll target the most popular universe that outshined her studio of origin long ago. Or at least, thinks it did, since the Bendy Cartoons, didn't existed in the 20s, because, I think a dancing demon would be ALOT more rememberable then people thing, albeit for the wrong reasons.
  • Goofy:... The Disney Universe.
  • Inky: Again, she only thinks that. She, kinda ended up assuming that the Bendy Cartoon Posters are for real cartoons, as suppose to realise that BATIM is only about a fictional defunted cartoon studios involving a Walt Disney Expie named Joey Drew. This place, is not very good at holding a great grip on reality.
  • Icky: "As we saw with that Scrapyard we saw."
  • Ink: Bingo. I may not have lived that long, but I saw enough pain in Alice's victims to basically feel sorry for them. In fact, I was once captured for information back when Rayman was still free.

Flashback

  • (Inky): In my confinement, I saw how miserable the residents were. Stockholm hit me like a sniper bullet to the forehead. I actually developed my first emotion. (She started crying ink tears)... After that, I didn't know who's side I wanted to be on. So I gave them the information they wanted and went back home a changed Searcher. I have been tortured endlessly to be purged of this softness.

Present

  • SpongeBob: (Wavy and laughing) Flashbacks tickle!
  • Inky: So when Rayman first got captured... I was the first one to come up and offer him hope. I confessed everything on my troubled mind.... Which wasn't easy since it was before I could even talk, but thankfullty, I quickly mastered Sign Languise and Charades. How I felt horribly sorry for him and his friends for being in a sad existence, and I thought that Alice would be merciful to fellow Wastelanders... But she hadn't. Being here longer than anyone else, time inconsistencey aside, mind you, have made her self-righteous and sociopathic. So I became a double agent. I promised him I'd get him back to the resistance at all costs. But Alice always got one step ahead of me, and I ended up tortured and mentally purged. But looking at poor Rayman always brought it back stronger... Now I'm developing the same spiritual energy called 'love'. That's why I wanted out as soon as possible. If they discovered that I had the same energy they were after, they'd take it and finalize their plans. I knew your rescue operation wouldn't be a total loss because I was easier to rescue than Rayman. I can't thank you enough for saving my love from them.
  • Jeffrey:... You're welcome?
  • Inky: So, in return, I'm more than happy to help you defeat not only Alice, but Vi-Tor. You helped me develop a better purpose. Now, let's start the plan of rescue.
  • Icky: "Well trouble is, since this is Insane Difficulty Mode, alot of our usual ways to sneak into villain lairs won't be so effective. This is a "Think outside the box" kinda deal."
  • Inky: Well, it should be easy with me around. I know the place inside and out. The main guardian Boris is not like the one you know. Alice took inspiration from the game verson of herself and turned that Boris into, something un-naterol. He can find you anywhere and jumpscare you. Don't let him catch you. He will kill you permanently with his corruptive ink and turn you into a Victim.
  • Alex: Definitely something we should avoid.
  • Gloria: Where will you be during all this?
  • Inky: I'll be watching you every step of the way. The ink is like a hivemind to us Searchers so I can watch you wherever you go. But so will other Searchers. You must avoid touching ink that doesn't have my signs in it. It can both trap you and alert other Searchers to you. When it does have my signs, you can touch it. And don't worry, it doesn't stain.
  • Icky: "Yeah, being stained is the least of our worries if we end up following the wrong bubbly ink."
  • Inky: Now, the ink links only work if other Searchers don't know I'm accessing a certain path. If one approaches me, I'll have to get out of it before I'm spotted. Thus I'll only be able to guide you for a limited time or we'll blow our cover.
  • Skipper: Sounds simple enough.
  • Inky: Not exactly. My ink connections can't allow me to see everywhere. The rest will be up to you.
  • SpongeBob: I have a better idea. (He absorbs up Inky)
  • Squidward: (His eyes engorged)
  • Max: "EEEEEeewwww!!!"
  • Icky: "AWWW, NASTY?!"
  • Julian: Uh, CheeseBob? What're you doing?
  • Fu Dog: Yeah that looks incredibly unhealthy.
  • SpongeBob: This should help you choose any location to track. (Hiccups ink bubbles)
  • Inky: You sure you can handle that?
  • SpongeBob: "Well, as much as this is the first time I'd absorbed a sentient lidquid creature, I am confident that it would work."
  • Mushu: And you're not concerned this will make you sick?
  • SpongeBob: If it means we get things done, then it's worth the risk. All our individual teams will go into each sector. We'll search for anything needed to free Rayman and stop Alice.
  • Brock: And you're sure we can do this?
  • SpongeBob: Yeah. I mean, we can do anything.
  • Buzzie: I think our last incident would suggest otherwise.
  • Slimer: We kinda got outsmarted back there.
  • Icky: WAIT, WHERE'D YOU GUYS COME FROM?!
  • Flaps: We were here the whole time.
  • Icky: (Sighs) Consistency is such a bitch sometimes. I completely forget who's on Pooh's team and who isn't.
  • Lumpy the Heffalump: He's had multiple teams.
  • Icky: Nevertheless. Let's just split up.
  • Pikachu: PIKAPIKAPIKA!
  • SpongeBob: BREAK! (They separated into their respective teams)
  • (Deadpool): "Oh yeah, this is picking up!"

Pooh's Team Location

  • The group arrived to a place just like an animation drawing board as scrapped animation cycles are seen everywhere.
  • Tigger: "Yeesh. This is like we just entered a colledge dorm. I am not looking forword to when Christafer Robin enters Colledge Years."
  • Rabbit: "I'm more worried about High School years."
  • Owl: Everyone, we'll worry about that when it comes... And when the live-action Christopher Robin movie comes out. Right now we must find clues.
  • Roo: What kind of clues?
  • Marshmallow Man: (Shrunken for convenience) Any that can help with the mission on stopping Alice and freeing Rayman.
  • Buzzie: So what we gonna do?
  • Flaps: I SWEAR TO INDIAN GODS, BUZZIE!!!
  • Eeyore: This is just an empty room to me.
  • Lumpy: Let's just try searching! If I know video games from what Christopher Robin told me, there should be some kind of highlighted switch or item.
  • Ash: Please, that's not going to happen in insane difficulty.
  • Mewtwo: Found something. (Shows a computer log)
  • Misty: Well I'll be dipped.
  • Rabbit: "Wait, what's a computer this advanced doing in what's suppose to resemble something from the 20s?"
  • Tigger: "Aw come on, long ears. This world's based on video games, ergo, video game logic. Ya better off not asking questions."
  • Mewtwo: I'll read it. Much of you are illiterate. (Clears throat) Alice Angel, June 13th, 1929 (Perhaps). Not sure if the date's accurate, espeically if the writer is not sure either, but moving on. It's been an entire year since Disney outshined Drew Studios. Uugh, they REALLY do think that they're an actual cartoon series that never survived Disney's uprising. Not sure considering this world has an unstable time dilation. I have met some new residents. They seem lost and confused. Some of them are insane ghosts. They have little to no memory of how they got here. This should help me grow from this inky ditch in the middle of nowhere.... These must be Alice's personal logs.
  • Pooh: "Ya mean like a diary? Then no offence Mewtwo, but that isn't very nice."
  • Awkword drum sound...
  • Ash: "(An anime drop was seen coming down on him).... Uh, Pooh, ya do remember that Alice's one of the bad guys, right?"
  • Pooh: "Well, yes, but it's still not polite to read someone's personal thoughts."
  • Buzzie: "Aw, Pooh, look, I'm all for respecting someone's privacy, but don't forget who we're dealing with here!"
  • Pooh: It still feels wrong to me.
  • Mewtwo: Anyway. April 10th, 1987 (Assumingly). I seem to have ended up experiencing some kind of mirroring paradox. Now there's another variant of me in the outside world. This could be an asset in some way. I can use the same paradox to do work outside the Wasteland. I don't think she understood how that works.
  • Dizzy: That must be when the REAL BATIM world and lore were born.
  • Mewtwo: Oh, wait. Editor's note: Never mind, it turns out that I have no serious enfluence whatsoever other then viewing into the other's memories. Oh well, that could be useful in some sense. At least she corrected herself.
  • Rabbit: "Focus more about the other logs."
  • Mewtwo: February 10th, 2017. My outsider counterpart has become extremely busy with some ink-nozzle named Henry. Whatever is going on, she's as of now unavailable to spy on. Well, I'll remake my connections anyway. I'm sneaking in schematics for one of my forces. It'll be good enough to keep me on track.
  • Cassie: That must've been when the actual game was released.
  • Mewtwo: Last log. April 30, 2018. The schematics never made it.... At least, not properly. All it did was scare those who saw it into immediately scrapping it. It changed ME TOO!!!! Granted, not physically as I am unmistakeablely still simular, but..... I can now do things never thought possable in the game. That means, I have no more nessersary need to keep in tabs with my counterpart anymore, no longer works anyway when the change happen. Thus, with Plan A uncerimoniously retired due to a blessing in dusiguise of an inconvinence, I'll have to go with Plan B: Kill the Guardian with morality illness I learned from a disgustingly miscolored temple and escape.... But in order to do that... I need aces. I must cripple this bothersome resistance I have been made to cope with for a while now by taking their best and strongest member, and I need some followers, at least, ones outside of what's avaluable in the studio. My fellow, "Inks", as we have been so rudely nicknamed, can only be so serviceable for so long. The villain archenemies of the resistance should be enough as long as I can appeal to them....
  • Kanga: And how does this help in our quest?
  • Mewtwo: I believe it means that we have leverage. If the villains of this realm find out they were used as a means to an end, they'll certainly leave her.
  • Misty: I don't know. They wouldn't really care as long as they get what they want.
  • Brock: (Finds a closet full of bills)... I think bills seem to differ. She may not have the budget or resources.
  • Tigger: "Well how the heck was she able to be a problem if she's practicly poorer then an actual animation studio that lost out to Disney?"
  • Mewtwo: "I believe that is why she resorted to slavery. To grant the illution that the studio has abundent reshorces."
  • Owl: "Well, I'm surprised that dispite how smart Mr. Dark is that he never figured."
  • Mewtwo: "Or perhaps he does, but is bideing his time to use this knowledge at the right moment should Alice stopped co-operating with them."
  • Tigger: "Well given how confusingly smart that guy is, it's really hard to say."
  • Voices were heard.
  • Mewtwo: "Quick, hide! (They did so!)."
  • The Butcher Gang were seen once more.
  • Piper: "And now look what happened!? We let a dame make monkeys out of us!"
  • Ink Striker: "Though, interestingly enough, we kinda do look like monkeys."
  • Fisher: "Aw come now, Piper, you're obviously just abit hissy-fitty. How's about we go to the Ink Spas and soak in them, huh?"
  • Piper: "Ugh, I don't wanna. Not with the knowledge that Alice's mad at us. I mean, I know she thinks lowly of us being abominations, but-"
  • Fisher: "Aw come on, buddy, it'll take your mind off it it."
  • Ink Striker: "Yeah! The Ink Spas are perfect for stress relievin', Nyak nyak! It'll be fun!"
  • Piper: ".... D'oh, alright. I'll do tha- (Sees that the computer was left on) Hey wait a minute! Why's that computer on? Wasn't it off before?"
  • Ink Striker: "Here, let me try shuttin' it off..... (Grabs it and starts banging it around like Patrick stupidly, breaking it)...... There, it's off!"
  • Fisher: "Wait, wasn't that Alice's computer?"
  • Silence.....
  • The trio make a paniced stooge sound!
  • Piper: "STRIKER, YOU CLUMSY DUMBASS?! NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DONE?!"
  • Fisher: "Well we, we need to fix it now!"
  • Ink Striker: "Why not The Projectionist? He's good at fixin' stuff!"
  • Piper: "No, we're not at good terms with him at the moment after how badly we lost that kid!"
  • Fisher: "Well what about Sammy?"
  • Piper: "HE'LL RAT OUR ASSES OUT?!"
  • Ink Striker: ".... We, call a computer fixer guy?"
  • Piper: ".... A computer fixer..... In these miserable lands?"
  • Fisher: "Maybe use the Ink Machine to restore it?"
  • Piper: "THAT'S CRAZY STUPID ENOUGH- (Stops himself).... To actselly kinda work! (Grabs the Computer), Come on, ya mugs, we need to get to the Ink Machine, lickity split! (The trio ran off with it)...."
  • The Heroes came out of hiding.
  • Brock: "..... Wow. And I thought Team Rocket were the most incompident trio we ever known."
  • Ash: Tell me about it! But at least Alice won't know we've been 'invading her privacy'.
  • Slimer: Well not as long as those stoogeys don't fix that computer.
  • Pikachu: Pikachu!
  • Gopher: Ssshame Godzilla isn't here. And to clarify, we mean the Godzilla from the TV Show based on the 1998 movie that's ironicly better then sssaid movie, to those that are curiousss. He'd sshtomp on them before they even enter the room of the Ink Machine.
  • Ash: Well he's not. Vi-Tor has him captured and made to fight Cyber-Zilla, and pretty much the other rogue's gallery from the show, and there's nothing we can do at the moment about it. The guy knows how to take out the great big threats.
  • Misty: Can we stop screwing around and get those guys?! (They did that)

The Eds' Team Location The Group found themselves into what looks like a music department.

  • Eddy: "Geese louise, and I thought the old house from the Cul-De-Sac was a real dump."
  • Edd: "Look at this place. An accreate represention of what the music department of a 20's era animation studio was like. It's incredable. I, I almost want to study it."
  • Milo: "Hey now, Double D, I know your thrilled about being in a place of where music happened in the 20's era, but try not to forget where we are."
  • Snotlout: "Yeah, we're pretty much in enemy terratory now."
  • Dr. Sweet: "And based on what I looked up on BATIM wiki, this could be where our friend Sammy Lawrence usually hangs out."
  • Tuffnut: "Yeah, as already proven by that his name is on that sign. (Sign: Music Department, Run by Sammy Lawrence.)."
  • Ed: "This reminds me of "I was a teenage Violeen Monster" from The Gyrox Museum! The mini series."
  • Ruffnut: "Hey, Tuff, let's go see if this guy has anything to break and smash!"
  • Hiccup: "UP UP UP! NO! We can't afford to leave evidence that we're here! Cause I'm pretty sure that Sammy is pretty much Viggo smart! He'll quickly figure that something's up."
  • Edd: "Hiccup has a good point, I believe."
  • Hiccup: "Exactly. Now, let's go and focus on anything that could be useful to us."
  • Vincent: "Hey, I found a tape recorder..... (Points to that).... That impourent?"
  • Edd: "Well, only one way to find out. (Presses it)."
  • (Sammy): "He appears in the shaodws, to rain his sweet blessings upon me. The Figure of Ink that shines in the darkness. I see you, my savior, I pray you hear me. Those old songs, yes, I still sing them. For I know you are coming to save me. And I will be swept into your final, loving embrace. But love, requries sacrifice. Can I get an Amen?"
  • The recording stopped.
  • Eddy: "..... Well that was stupid."
  • Tuffnut: "(Snickers), Dude, he has an epic man-crush on that Bendy creature."
  • Ruffnut: "Yeah, s*** like that is why BATIM fans make fun of him as a total lover boy!"
  • (Sammy): "I said, can I get an amen?"
  • The group freaked out and quickly went into hiding!
  • Sammy arrived to the shorce of the noise.....
  • Sammy: "..... I could've sworn I heard someone playing my personal preach recordings. Ughhh. It must be the stupid Butcher Gang playing a prank on me again. They're lucky that I like the sound of my phrase to Lord Bendy that I don't set them up to another one of the Angel's, "Disaplenary" tactics. I may as well take this thing back into my personal qourters, where it'll be held safely, with many secrets. Even with the recovered incantantion slab, that can be able to summon the Pixel Wasteland Guardian at will.... Which would be helpful in getting it ready..... For it's final curtain fall. (Snickers wickedly and quietly as he walks away with the recorder)....."
  • Hiccup: "....... Something tells me we now know how they're gonna get that guardian's attention."
  • Mole: "That sounds like we need to get le slab and destroy it!"
  • Kida: "It is likely they have long remembered how to do so at this point."
  • Vincent: "So, why don't we use that slab to wake up the Guardian so we can spar up a conversation with it?... (Everyone looked at him)... Yeah, you're right, that's dumb."
  • Milo: "Actually, it's more brillient then you think. If we can bring the Guardian up before they do, they would be unprepared, and if we can, we could get the Guardian to stop these guys for us!"
  • Fishlips: "But that's the thing.... What if the Guardian can't understand us? It could either be unsentient, and/or sapient, or it can't speak english. It might speak in some sort've complicaed pan-dimentional tongue."
  • Hiccup: "We'll worry about that bridge when we cross it. Right now, we need to worry about getting that slab to begin with."
  • Eddy: "One problem, Hiccs. How do we even get it? We don't exactly know where the guy's office is!"
  • Audrey: Yeah, this place is pretty much a maze. And somehow more so than in BATIM.
  • Hiccup: We can figure it out. We just follow Sammy to where that slab might be.
  • Cookie: Chyeah, if that son of an ink cartridge don't notice us first.
  • Inky: (From brighter ink puddle) Well I can help give you statuses on wherever he goes.
  • Wilhelmina: Provided you can keep your inky ass out of sight from your Searcher brethren.
  • Inky: Don't forget about Boris. Despite the fact he doesn't look like it, he's smart enough to smell a rat.
  • Kida: Well unless the rat bites back.
  • Cookie: And perhaps brings rabies.
  • Edd:... That's disturbing.
  • Astrid: Well let's hope we're lucky. Come on. (They left)

Jungle Crew Location

  • The Jungle Crew are seen in what looks like the toy factory.
  • Genie: "Wowsers. It kinda feels like the creater of these characters were banking on them to be a success."
  • Tantor: "Well tough break for them, it doesn't look like these toys would be seeing stores anytime soon."
  • Bunga: Well, where do we start?
  • Tuke: Beats me on the head, eh.
  • Simba: Well let's hopefully have enough Hakuna Matata to come across some sort of clue.
  • King Louie: Please, we won't find a clue anytime soon in a labyrinth like this.
  • Ono: Hope is the key word here, Lou. It may not be worth much, but it's all we got.
  • Roger: "Gee, this place feels as if this would've happened to Mickey Mouse if he never caught on."
  • Kovu: "Yeah, even the Elephant Graveyard feels more homier then this place. Heck, I might take the Outlands to this place anyday!"
  • Terk: "T'yeah, and the clausaphobia doesn't help."
  • The Projectionist's screech was heard, as the group hid!
  • The Projectionist's light was seen, as it was seen leading a herd of Swollen Screachers down the halls.
  • Timon: "(Quietly) Yeeech. Looks like Camera-head's leading a herd of fatter versons of the Scearchers."
  • Pumbaa: "(Quietly) Well based on the game, they must be impourent for something, like their ink being harvested for something."
  • Fuli: "(Quietly) Likely as fuel to power this rickity place."
  • Kiara: "(Quietly) And that could also include their ability to make a potionized morality illness."
  • Nala: "(Quietly) Well, we need to stop that somehow. Even without love, the fact that they're close to getting it complete still needs to be prevented. Cause one way or the other, they'll find that last ingredient soon enough."
  • King Louie: "(Quietly) But how are we gonna do that without getting film boy's attention?"
  • Inky: (From a bright ink puddle) Remember that you got me to guide you around.
  • Bunga: Psh, what're you gonna do, trap those fat blobs into an ink jar?
  • Inky: Very funny. Watch THIS. (She misdirected other Searchers that crowd the Projectionist and Swollen Searchers into merging into an imbalanced ink blob that rolled away, the surprised and paniced Projectionist forced to chase it)
  • Bunga:... Well I'll be darned.
  • Kion: Well, that did the trick, I guess.
  • Simba: "Well that doesn't mean we should get too confident. The Projectionist might catch that ball eventually."
  • Sebastian: Then let's go. (They moved on and found a computer log)... Hmm. Looks like what Ariel called a typewriter.
  • Terk: Looks more like that musical instrument I-
  • Sebastian: They're the same thing, mon!! I thought you knew that.
  • Louie: Certainly looks like 20s technology. (Types a key and suddenly a retrofuturistic computer appeared)... Craaaazy.
  • Louis: "But, what exactly IS it though? I'm pretty sure things like this didn't existed for the 20s."
  • Fu Dog: Seems like an amalgamation of technology from the 20s and 80s. The times Alice thought she was born and the times where the actual lore of BATIM took place. Look, it uses an AT motherboard. This model hadn't been used since the ATX outdated it in the 90s.
  • Genie: Well hopefully we can find SOMETHING on this era hybrid device. Anyone here good with fancy machines?
  • Roger: "Oh, oh oh! Let me try!"
  • Fu Dog: "Thanks, but your kinda illiterate. Maybe let me read while you handle the keyboard and mouse."
  • Roger: "Ookie dookie! This should be as easy as watching over Baby Herman!"
  • Terk: "Tch, I seen those cartoons, and trust me, that is NOT an accreate represention of using a computer!"
  • Roger: But at least he survives.
  • Terk: But you hardly do.
  • Fu Dog: Would you just focus?! (He reads the computer)... Hmm. This is the master computer for this factory. It helps catalog every ink creation here.
  • Kion: Does it say anything about Inky?
  • Fu Dog: It only catalogs by number. But I can look up the files on defects. (He does that)... Whoa, there's a LOTTA defects. I can hardly find Inky. Unless... "Living, defects". Huh? Just two. One of them is definitely Inky, but... What could the other one possibly be?
  • Nala: We can figure that out after learning what we can about Inky. Any information on her could be useful.
  • Fu Dog: (Looks it up and reads the description)... Yep, this is her alright. Deject #88I5. Defect: Development of emotions like sadness, depression, sorrow, angst, and love have... Wait, they already know she has love?
  • Beshte: As far as they might know it's not the kind they're after.
  • Fu Dog: Let's hope it stays that way. "Subject displays insubordination and double agent behavior around Resistance Leader Rayman. Has been lobotomized over 9 times. Subject's soft mindset recovers when exposed to Rayman and proves to be too smart to relieve from him." Clever blot. "Subject is incapable of being permanently contained unlike... Deject #44O6?" That's the number of the other living defect. (Everyone looked at each other as Fu Dog immediately looked up the other file)... "Deject #44O6, calls itself Penny." (Inky recognizes the name) "Defect: Development of emotions like sadness, agitation, depression, spirit, anger, kindness, support, and is an extreme case of love, and the first, in the Searcher Factory. Status: Locked up in Cartridge Chamber 202... Under experimentation?"
  • Fuli: I don't like where this is going.
  • Fu Dog: "Description: Penny is a rebellious defect with unlockable potential for use in the Megara Project." Megara Project?
  • Inky: It's the project making the Morality illness potion. They nickname it the Megara Potion after Heracles' first wife in Greek mythology.
  • Fu Dog: Interesting. But what does that have to do with- (Reads)... Oh crap in my white porcelain drinking bowl!
  • Fuli: Called it.
  • Fu Dog: "Penny has been an extreme case of a heartless creation developing... SPIRITUAL LOVE?! Plans are being made to harvest this for the Megara Project."...
  • Pumbaa: So Inky wasn't the first case!!
  • Simba: Something tells me whoever made this discovery knows this could happen again.
  • Inky:... I... I need to go. NOW! (She leaves her puddle)
  • Kion: Inky, wait!! Where's she going?!
  • Fu Dog:... The same place we're going. This is clearly connected. And we're the second ones to view this log. We need to get to Cartridge Chamber 202! NOW! (They head out)

Anti-Team Nefarious Freedom Fighters' Location

  • Major Monogram: (They enter a giant laboratory)... This looks like an elaborate lab.
  • Carl: "(Found traces of it being a voice recording studio).... But at one point it was once a recording studio."
  • Rachet: "Guess this is where the magic happens."
  • Clank: "(Looks at some exspearimental and inactive bodies of Butcher Gang members strapped in beds)..... Though obviously very unpleasent magic."
  • Tuff: "That looks like the Butcher Gang we were told about weren't the only ones made. I could honestly use these to prank Dedede."
  • Tiff: Please don't.
  • Buzz: "But it looks like they're the only active ones since we never saw more of them."
  • XR looks at one deactivated Butcher Gang Clone closely.... It suddenly got active and screamed, making XR scream too!
  • Piper Clone: "(Rodney Dangerfield) No respect, I get no respect down here as an early model!"
  • XR: "HOLY RODNEY DANGERFILED?!"
  • Piper Clone: "Can ya believe it? They took my heart out and turned it into ink! I feel sorry for the next shmuck that ends up being around when another Ink shortage happens! Hey, what's the deal with airline food, am I right?"
  • Mira: "Someone shut that guy up, he'll attract attention!"
  • Perry kicks the Piper Clone as the Clone started to gag and choke as it got deactivated again....
  • Booster: "Safe to say, that no one was kidding about how meaningless death is here. That thing still came to life despite not having a heart anymore."
  • Carl: "Though I'm afraid to say we discovered the unfortunate truth related to these Butcher Gang creatures, even dispite their incompidence. They're pretty much emergency spare ink in times of an ink drought."
  • Cronk: "Well, maybe we can use this infomation to get those three dummies to change their ways."
  • Rachet: "We'll save that when we can use it. Right now, let's worry about something bigger."
  • ???: "Help.... Me."
  • The group looked at the direction of the voice and found the Mighty No. 9 characters being displayed like future exspeariments.
  • Mighty No 9: "(Seen abit malform as he is nearly being turned into a new Butcher Gang Ink Striker)..... They're, trying to exspeariment how well people can be transfered into being one of them. They're trying to turn us into the sad lots behind you. (The group looked at the deactivated clones again)..... Please..... Save us."
  • Ratchet: "Good grief, why would they do that to you?!"
  • Mighty No 8: "They're, trying to turn us into perfect Ink Soldiers, unlike anything established in Bendy and the Ink Machine."
  • Ray: "They're trying to control us, turning us into freaks like them?!"
  • Trinity (In her true form (Heavily malformed into a near Alice): "They saw the potiantional in our powers, and wanted us to become monsters like them. Please, help us."
  • Major Monogram: "Well, we do want to, but, doing that may risk alarming any who may work here. They likely expect that you guys would still be here, and if you were to be gone, an alarm will be sound."
  • Mighty No 9: "Please.... Help us."
  • Crank: "..... We may as well, since we found them."
  • Rachet: ".... Okay, but we need to make sure this lab can't be accessed again by whoever uses it. Make it look like a system glitch."
  • XR: "Oh great, first a freakshow comes back from the dead, now we have to save some Mega Man rip-offs, how peachy! (Gets to the Mighty Numbers, but suddenly, giant brutal gloved hands grabbed him) AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?! (Gets pulled torwords where the giant hands came from and gets torn apart into pieces, leaving the head)...... I think, I found.... Boris."
  • The Brute Boris came forth and reveiled itself, growling.
  • Mighty No 3: "Oh god, we're so sorry, we forgot to warn you about Boris!"
  • Cronk: "THAT WOULD'VE BEEN NICE TO KNOW ABOUT EARLIER?!"
  • The Brute Boris roared as it charged at the group!
  • Major Monogram: "TAKE COVER?!"
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Final Boss Phase 2 - Lava - New Super Mario Bros. Wii Music Extended

Brute Boris Theme

  • Mighty No 6: "AND HERE WE ARE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE BATTLE OF THE CENTAURY, THE COTROVERSEAL CHAMPION OF INKS INC, VS. A GROUP OF WOULD BE SAVIORS?!"
  • Mighty No 5: "NOW'S NOT A GOOD TIME, AV?!"
  • Perry: (He tried to kick Boris into a vat of boiling ink but it was too heavy as he growled in pain and Boris grabbed him and held him over the vat, dropping him as he was saved by Buzz and Deadpool suddenly got put in charge of the fight and helped them quell his health bar)
  • Mighty No. 8: CAREFUL!!
  • Tokkori: So what's the deal with you bozos?
  • Mighty No. 9: We were pretty much meant to be a rescue party for Rayman when he got captured a good long while back. They made me exposed Fantopia's disgusied capital building so they can go after resistence supporters through torture. They took us here afterward for experimentation!
  • Trinity: I have seen horrors that can never be unseen!
  • Dr. White: This is beyond the limits of science. I was already creeped out enough they were experimenting on one of their own 'defect' Searchers, but-
  • Patricia: Wait, ONE of their own defects? Inky wasn't the only one?
  • Dr. White: Inky? Is that what #88I5 is calling itself now? Well I was expecting one as good as what Penny chose. Nicki would've been my first choice.
  • Talwyn: Penny? What're you talking about? What's going on-
  • Commander Nebula: TAL, WATCH YOUR TAIL, KID!! LITERALLY!
  • Talwyn: (Boris grabbed her tail as she was flung around until she blasted him in the eye) NOBODY TOUCHES MY TAIL EXCEPT RATCHET!!
  • Dr. White: This place does more than what you see. The crazy Victim who runs this place was experimenting on orphaned teenagers at their lowest days and turning them into Searchers. Those two they seemed too interested in. Last I heard, they sent Inky out on purpose to see if she could prove a hypothesis for harvesting tangible love for the Megara Project.
  • Mira: WHAT- Wait, the Megara Project?
  • Trinity: Basicly, it's a potion that causes an immortal force to have feelings and emotions and get morality illness.
  • Mira: Okay that's what I thought- WHAT?!? THEY KNEW INKY HAD THE STUFF THEY WANT RAZOFF FOR ALL ALONG?! (She blasted her laser at Boris) WHY BOTHER WITH RAZOFF AT ALL IF THEY KNEW INKY HAD IT?!
  • Dr. Sanda: "Well, my guess' that they want to have options to pick from if one shorce wasn't enough."
  • Dr. White: Aside from that, the doctor didn't tell anyone. Not even Alice. Didn't want to 'bring too much attention to Rayman and the resistance' or something.
  • Ratchet:... Guys, I think we may either have a problem or leverage.
  • Carl: Where's Penny being held?
  • Mighty No. 9: In the Cartridge Chamber hall in Chamber 202. But Big Bad Boris might not let you there.
  • Booster: NOO, REALLY?! WHAT GAVE YOU THAT IDEA?!- (Boris played him like a basketball and threw him into the heroes like a pinball as they continue fighting)
  • Inky: (She came out of a nearby ink pool and peeks into the Chamber Hall, and created a miniature version of herself to sneak inside)... Penny, my love, I'm coming to save you. (She moves on)
  • XR: YEESH, WHAT KIND OF ALLOY IS THIS F****R MADE OF?!?
  • Mighty No 2: "No, see, ya need to wait for him to bleed ink for a bit for him to be vulerable! He's still operating under the rules of the Game Script!"
  • Ray: "Slight damn problem, they fixed that so it doesn't happen AS often! Ya need to put the f****r in a position that he does do it?!"
  • Booster: "YA MEAN THAT GIANT HOLE IN HIS CHEST?!"
  • Mighty No 4: "Yeah, but they're kinda closing it up so it doesn't hinder it!"
  • Mighty No 7: "You need to damage the cavity so the vulerability funtion returns!"
  • Dr. Sanda: "Just put him down gently, he used to be a nice silence 20s era Goofy Wanna-Be before Alice turned him into THAT!"
  • Zephyr: "We'll see what we can do, but we ain't promising mirciles in that putting this beast out of it's misery would be painless!"
  • (Deadpool): LET'S WASTE IT'S BUTTHOLE!!!!
  • Mighty No. 7: Who was that?!
  • Trinity: CONCEPT GHOST!!!!!
  • Zephyr: Ugh, that there's our forced player. The local fourth-wall stabbing annoyance Deadpool.
  • (Deadpool): Oh, and since we're talking to Mighty No 9 Characters..... YOUR GAME STUNK!
  • Mighty No 1: "AW COME ON, CONCEPT MISHANDLED OUR GAME'S PRODUCTION, WE CAN'T HELP IT IF IT FAILED TO REVITALISED MEGA MAN'S LEGACY?!"
  • Deadpool's voice: DOESN'T MAKE IT LESS PAINFUL TO THE REPUTATION OF KICKSTARTER GAMES?! NOR DOES IT UNJUSTIFY YOUR CLEAR REASON WHY YOUR HERE IN THE REALM OF THE SCRAPPED/CRANCELED/RIPOFF GAMES?! BUT THIS ONE'S WAY BETTER!! NOW WATCH ME BUST A CAP IN THE LITERAL BLACK ASS OF THIS LOST MEMBER OF GOOFY'S FAMILY!!!
  • Tokkori: I don't think that makes it any less racist to black people than it would be for ink characters, nor any less insulting to Goofy's actual family, for that matter.
  • (Deadpool): (He guides them in a QTE until he pushed a wrong button) OH, C*** FRIES!!!!
  • Timon: GUYS!!! (The Jungle Crew burst in causing much of the heroes to die in a Wasted Death Screen and be respawned)... Oops.
  • Lololo: What're you guys doing here?
  • Simba: We think Inky is in BIG trouble. She's part of an experi-
  • Ray: We already told them.
  • Louie: Oh, hey, it's another Mega Man ripoff franchise, and tecnecally a much better one than a game that uses the edited description of the game, but only by a margin that it was meant to compliment Mega Man's legacy as a spirital successor but was ruined by Concept getting stupid.
  • Dr. White: Oh, you're too funny.
  • Fu Dog: Well she's kinda on her way here. She could be walking into a trap. We need to get into the Cartridge Chamber PRONTO!!
  • Mira: WELL WE'RE DEALING WITH THAT BORIS GUY SHE TOLD US ABOUT IF YOU HADN'T NOTICED FROM MY GTA-STYLE DEATH!!!
  • Timon: Well you just had to ask! Pumbaa? Bunga? Stink bomb AWAY!!!
  • Kirby: "UH-OH!"
  • Meta Knight: "DUHHH, IT'S TOO SOON FOR THIS?! (Rachet's team took cover, to Brute Boris' confusion)."
  • Mighty No 2: "Do I even WANT to know why that's a bad thi-"
  • Pumbaa/Bunga: OPEN FIYAAAAA/ZUKA ZAMAAAAA!!!! (They blast gas at them as Boris got sickened allowing Deadpool to QTE him down while the heroes comically had gas masks the whole time)
  • Timon: Wow. I told you Bunga was more of a son than a nephew, Pumbaa.
  • Pumbaa: One, I told you I decided on nephew because Simba's technically got the 'son' spot. Not to mention that it'd be weird to be parent figures than friend figures. Second... (They charge through the Cartridge Chamber door) WE NEED TO SAVE INKY!!!!
  • Little Inky:... Guys?
  • Tiff: Inky?
  • Tokkori: Have you lost weight, girl?
  • Little Inky: Haha. But in all seriousness, this is just me in a split secondary avatar. My true self is still inside SpongeBob. When I learned about Penny, everything came back to me harder than a boomerang. I had to save her.
  • Sebastian: Okay, before you do something that'll make you gullible, who ARE you and Penny?
  • Little Inky:... (Sighs) She and I... Were an orphan couple before Alice assimilated us. (Everyone was confused)
  • Genie: Wait... You two are lesbians?
  • Little Inky: Yeah. Heck, our real names were Nicky and Patty.
  • (Dr. White): OH WHAT A COINCIDENCE!!!!
  • Inky: NO NEED TO BE RUDE ABOUT IT, WHITE!! At first we felt wrong loving each other, but it's like magic. We're like, well-
  • Carl: Lyra and Bon-Bon?
  • Inky: In a way, but we just have sort've bonded souls. And by bonded souls, I mean they rewrote the explanation for us being gay and that we were reincarnates of two normal couples who had THEIR souls bonded and it kinda made us tomboys. That's why I didn't know if I loved Rayman or not. My heart and soul was trying to find Penny. In fact, we were delinquents who stood up to the oppression of the world. We were... Meant to be an action video game just like Rayman and the first to feature a lesbian couple. But we were scrapped because of ANTI-LGBT D***-SAUCE PUDDLES!!! To be sent here because of all that? That was just rude and shameful. But we never let it get to us. Why? Because we were almost ready to be released before those c*m puddles cut our budget and left us cancelled!! So we defended our livelihoods with our actual lives! Alice saw us a threat and... And left us to Doctor Victimus.
  • Tiff:... Pardon my French... But DAMN!
  • Fu Dog: Well if you wanted to save her, you should've asked. That 'Victimus' guy, obvious name, BTW, could've been leading you into a trap.
  • Rachet: "Well, as soon we get the Mighty No. 9 cast free, we have to leave and lock down this lab before we get started. All the while, we need to make sure that big boy here doesn't come back to being a problem.

Later...

  • Brute Boris was seen heavly restrained as the two groups were seen with the Mighties.
  • Fu Dog: "Okay, now it's time to get to work. Where can we look for the cartrage?"
  • Inky: Well like we said, it's in Cartridge Chamber 202. It's like rooms in a hallway, just look for the chamber labeled 202. Now come on. I have a girlfriend with the bonded soul of two star-crossed straight lovers to rescue. (They head down the Cartridge Chamber Hall)

Shell Lodge Squad Location

  • The Lougers were seen walking in what looks like a camera reeling room.
  • SpongeBob: (Was with the Suds again only with a darker tone sneezing ink bubbles)... In hindsight, carrying around an ink girl so she can cover more ground was a bad idea. OH, YA THINK?! YOU KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN! I just didn't expect it to happen this soon. YOU NEED MORE FORETHOUGHT, YOU SPOILED LOAF OF CHEESE!!! WHO ARE YOU CALLING SPOILED CHEESE?!? (Sneezes more ink bubbles)
  • Inky: Just hang in there, buddy. It's non-fatal.
  • Mr. Krabs: Wow, that decision is driving you more nuts than your actual driving, boy.
  • Icky: "Uh, should we be concerned about Spongebob arguing with himself?"
  • Inky: "Oh don't worry, that's a commen side-effect in abosrbing this kind of ink. It, happens."
  • Iago: "But alchourse that's a thing."
  • Gilda: ".... I noticed that we're pretty much in a camera reeling room."
  • Squidward: "Well obviously this is where an animation studio would test their cartoon films. A sort've, beta test if you will."
  • A sound of a struggle was heard, as the Lougers quickly hid out, and look to see that the Scearchers are seen fighting with some Concept Ghoul Raptors!
  • Icky: "(Quietly) Oh teriffic! Looks like these band of Scearchers must've captured some concept ghouls, but some of them escaped!"
  • Gazelle: "(Quietly) But for what purpose?"
  • Lord Shen: "(Quietly) Well given that the Ghouls lack anything impourent, I wager, the poor beasts are being treated like livestock, or a less glamerious purpose."
  • Boss Wolf: "(Quietly) I kinda don't want to know what that purpose is for."
  • ???: "You clumsly slimeballs! I expected my new fire hoop jumpers to arrive hours ago?! Make haste?!"
  • The Scearchers finally over-wealmed the Concept Ghoul Raptors and dragged them off somewhere else.
  • Icky: "..... That sounded like those scrapped concept covered raptors were dragged here for some kind of show."
  • Sandy: "It's hard to say if it'll lead to somewhere impourent, but just to be safe, we follow them, cautiously and slowly." (They tiptoe comically after them)

Mane 7 Location

  • The group were seen walking down a lonely hall.
  • Pinkie: "Okay, I spy, with my littlest eye, for something that's..... Old timey."
  • Applejack: "(Unenfusiastic) Pretty much the entire dern place."
  • Pinkie: "Maaaaaaaaaaaybeeeeeeeeee."
  • Starlight: "Pinkie, maybe take it easy with the jokes for awhile, okay? (Music was heard).... Is that.... Carneval music?"
  • Twilight: "Sounds like it. Come on everyone. Follow me, cautiously. (They did so, as they reached the end of the hall, and hiddenly, they saw a large underground Bendy Theme Park were the Pixel Wasteland Villains are seen having fun, as slaves of all calibers are made to entertain them.)....."
  • Fluttershy: ".... Oh dear. So that's what they do with slaves that aren't made to work."
  • Rainbow Dash: "T'yeah. They pretty much treat them like carnies."
  • ???: "Welcome, to my masterpiece! A theme park that never got to see fruitition in the universes, but most did, in these wastelands. WE HOPE YOU ENJOY, BENDY'S HELL?!"
  • Music started to play as a moving Octopus Ride clumsly moves forword, reveiling a giant disboded head controling it!
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The Circus Come's To Town

  • The Resistence members are seen humilated as carnies, freakshows and clowns.
  • Ly: ".... Bertrum, why do you need to encourage Alice's cruelty? She's using you so she can have a means to torment excess slaves and concept ghouls."
  • Bertrum: "Oh do not try to soil MY creation, my feline female friend! I am offering the only shorce of joy these miserable plains have! Besides, Alice has her desires..... And I have mine..... Now, get back to work and entertain Alice's outsider allies! They need it after a bad run-in with Glitch Goblins. Ugh, ugly little things."
  • Miko: "You choosen a cup with no bottom. This dark carnaval will never filled the void, lost to us when we came here."
  • Bertrum: "WHAT PART OF GET TO WORK (SMASHES ABOUT WITH THE CARTS) DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?!"
  • Earthworm Jim: "Okay okay! Grouchy! (The captured resistence get to work, begrudgingly made to entertain their enemies in humiliating fastions)....."
  • Bertrum: "..... That's, better."
  • Bendy Animontronic came up to Bertrum.
  • Bendy Animontronic: "Sir, your appointment with Dr. Victimus is here."
  • Bertrum: "Ugh, about time. Some of my parts are rusted and I have an enfernal creeking in one of my attacthments! I'll see him at once, Benjimin!"
  • Bertrum and the Bendy Animontronic, Benjimin, were seen heading for a Bendy Head Circus Tent.
  • Applejack: "(Quietly) Wait a sec, what are the native Pixel Wastelanders doing here?"
  • Tempest: "Obviously, they got kidnapped."
  • Grubber: "Tch. Serves them right for being cry babies about something we couldn't help."
  • Tempest: (Growls at him with a crackling broken horn) WILL YOU SHUT UP ABOUT THAT?! WE NEED TO HELP THEM!!!
  • Dumb Lackey: (Michael Peña voice) WAIT, WAS THAT EMILY BLUNT?! OMG, MUST GET AUTOGRAPH!!!
  • Twilight: Hide!! (They did that)
  • Dumb Lackey: WHERE IS SHE?!
  • Tempest: Right here! (She used her horn sparks to turn him into a small tree)... That's going to get attention, so we need a plan now.
  • Rainbow Dash: "Well unfortunately, we made the wise decidtion to not bring the students along, of which one of them's a changeling, who could've turned into this dumbass like no problem."
  • Fluttershy: "Rainbow, we desided that coming to this place would be too dangerious for them."
  • Tempest: "Agreed. These sad realms are too great for even the same children that handled the cave of Segrogo. Besides, we can improvise. (Turns Grubber into the dumb lackey)..... You need to cover for us."
  • Grubber: "Why me?"
  • Tempest: "Because you got us into this position to begin with."
  • Grubber: ".... Any more, practical reasons?"
  • Tempest: Just go!
  • Grubber: Okay, okay, yeesh. (He did that after scoffing) Hiya, homies!
  • Dumb Lackey: Hey, Michael Peña.
  • Mr. Dark: Ugh, why'd we have to get stuck with dumb expendable fourth-wall breaker imps?
  • Grubber: I don't know, because we're the cheapest forces available?
  • Razorbeard: Yeah, they be pretty much-
  • Mr. Dark: Nobody asked you, Razorchin!
  • Razorbeard: RAZORBEARD!!!
  • Mr. Dark: You still weren't asked! We just need to be grateful for what we have.
  • Bagura: Yeah, RIGHT! Next you'll be telling us we don't need any updates or upgrades. IT'S CALLED GETTING BETTER, DARKO, IT WON'T KILL YOU!!!
  • Mr. Dark: Look, times are tough. We have the entire resistance as our clownies because of that. We need to get what we can get. ("Not to mention we're being lied to by that overbudget Sammy and we need to be properly ready to strike out when they least expect it. We'll take over the damned place and get what we want our way.")
  • Grubber: Yeah, so stop being beggers because they can't be choosers. You got what you got so why waste it?
  • Mr. Dark: "Exactly. This is the rare good point a dumb idiot makes."
  • Reflux: "Ughhh, we may as well. This is likely as generious Samual and the Angel would get."
  • The Villains dsispeare and went to enjoy the carnival, as Grubber quickly went back to the group.
  • Grubber: ".... Ya know, Tempest, I'm starting to notice that your still not being very nice to me."
  • Tempest: "(Sighs). Look, I'm still just, stressed out that I was under the enfluence of a video game character of all things, I felt, disgusted that I was used like a pawn like that."
  • Pinkie: "Well, you were extra angry about it then usual, so, maybe the saddy waddy nature of this place was getting to you?"
  • Tempest: ".... I would imagine the depressing landscape didn't help."
  • Applejack: "Earlier before, I heard that processed carnival ride talk about a "Dr. Victimus". That sounds impourent. We need to get inside that tent somehow."
  • Starlight: "(Looks around and saw some crates that look like they're heading to the tent). I got just the way. (Teleports everyone inside the crates as they are taken inside the tent by Scearcher staff.

Inside Bendy Tent

  • Bertrum and Benjimin arrived at a certain part to where a silluette was.
  • Bertrum: "Ahhh, thank goodness you are here for our usual appointment, doctor."
  • ???: (Rick Sanchez voice, only with no burps) "Is it the usual problems with that clumsy carnival ride of a body as usual, Bertrum?"
  • Bertrum: "Well, no need to be snippy. Yes, it's the usual."
  • ???: "Ugh, you do realise that I have things more considerably impourent then maintainence."
  • Bertrum: "Now now, Dr. Remember the deal you made with that angel."
  • ???: I do, but... Sometimes I need these things kept secret. They're too sensitive, especially since the resistance is literally outside and could be listening. (He reveals himself as a Victim version of A.I. Dr. Know. This was Doctor Victimus) A genius such as myself must use their intelligence wisely. Otherwise even the slightest mistake can destroy everything I worked so hard on, INCLUDING the Megara Potion Alice needs. I have a top-secret experiment in the works that's... (Sees Inky approaching Cartridge Chamber after Cartridge Chamber)... Still in hypothesis.
  • Benjamin: Well you also need to put trust in your employer. She's been having a lot of doubt in a Victimized scrapped antagonist of what was going to be the first game with a lesbian protagonist and deuteragonist.
  • Dr. Victimus: (Gets angry after remembering the original Inky and Penny defeating him)... Would you be so kind as to not remind me of THAT, or I may have to put you back in the lab!!!
  • Benjamin: No, please, no?!
  • Dr. Victimus: Good animatronic.
  • Bertrum: "Please pardon Bertrum, Victimus, he's still a relitively new addition."
  • Dr. Victimus: That doesn't pardon the ever burdensome reminder of my suffering! The ones called Nicky, Patty, and Doctor Asterisk are DEAD!! All because of a budget cut caused by anti-LGBT jerks. "Not good for kids" my nonexistent asshole, the LGBT community is so close to them at this point so they'll learn about it anyway! It isn't like homosexual behavior is a RARE occurence!
  • Bertrum: "In all fairness, alot of that could be because Titan Games were being sued by the controversy of a game about lesbians being given an E rating. It's not nessersarly homo-phobia as more like some parents don't want their children being exposed to things considered a mature topic. It's like how people don't want children to be playing war games like Call of Duty, people don't want children to be thinking about such things."
  • Dr. Victimus: That doesn't pardon the fact that it's still smacking away the only thing to bring that in a kid-friendly light so children would better understand! Cause now I am Doctor Andrew Victimus! And I swore to use my mind to help Alice succeed even at the cost of my job ever since. A mind like this has no place out there! So never ever bring up BiSouls AGAIN!!!!!!!
  • Benjamin: OKAY OKAY?! JUST DON'T HURT ME?!
  • Bertrum: His salt-in-an-old-wound comment aside, he's still right about Alice. You can't exactly fulfill that oath if you don't have Alice's trust.
  • Dr. Victimus: She couldn't fire me even if she wanted to. I'm the only thing close to scientific intelligence she's got. Firing me would detriment her plans and she knows it. Omitting these experiments won't change anything. She'll thank me when they are complete.
  • Bertrum: "Depends on alot of things, actselly. Now, about my appointment."
  • Bertrum and Dr. Victimus went on their rotine as the crated Main 7 group were overhearing it.
  • Twilight: "(Quietly) Did everypony get that?"
  • Applejack: "(Quietly) I'm guessing this "Megara Potion" is the weaponsied Morality Illness Alice is trying to get."
  • Pinkie: "(Quietly) I also hear something about the guy being from a scrapped Lesbian video game. Why is that?"
  • Rarity: "(Quietly) Well it's kinda in the same vain as why Lyra and Bon Bon won't outright admit their relationship in-show. People deemed showing homsexuality in kid shows.... Imapprobeate."
  • Grubber: "(Quietly) Doesn't that sound a bit bigoted?"
  • Twilight: "(Quietly) Not intentionally. It's because there's people that don't want their children to be exposed to pretty mature things, like war and sex. It's kinda why rating systems exist."
  • Grubber: "(Quietly) So it's really because SOME people are to prissy about their kids knowing about people having sex, or things like that?"
  • Applejack: "(Quietly) Well not to say it isn't unjustifyable in a sense, but sometimes people just don't want their kids thinking about that kind of stuff and worry more about being kids."
  • Tempest: (Quietly) I think we should be more concerned about other things. Like this experiment Victimus is hiding from Alice and the resistance. Maybe leverage is in our hooves.
  • Twilight: (Quietly) Depends on how sensitive this is. (Sees that Dr. Victimus was leading Bertrum and Benjimin somewhere). We need to follow them.
  • Rainbow Dash: "(Quietly) What about those resistence guys?"
  • Twilight: "(Quietly) Apart from being in humiliating situations, it doesn't look like they're in admitiate danger. But we'll keep tabs just incase. For now, we just need to hope the Lougers or anyone else is on the way to do that anyway. (They did so)"

Jeffrey's Team Location

  • A room filled with storyboards are seen.
  • Kairi: Alright, Jeffrey, can you tell me where we are?
  • Capper: Yeah, even I'm a bit confused.
  • Jeffery: "Well, obviously, it looks like a typical animation storyboard room where animators discuss scenes and situations for cartoons to go through."
  • Riku: "But I'm worried that it has a far darker purpose here."
  • Boy Sora: "What could be sinister about drawings?"
  • Crying was heard.
  • The group stopped, and look at where the sound was coming from. They sneaked up to look at a series of crying, miserable bipedial beings.
  • Kairi: ".... They looked like the Lost Ones, but, weren't they from the newer verson of BATIM?"
  • Capper: "My guess that Alice desided to bring in copies of the new additions of the game and bring them here. Not limit herself with the old stuff, ya know?"
  • Téa: Yeah, I think we get it.
  • Riku: "..... I think this isn't truely a storyboard room in nature..... It's a prison room."
  • Tristan: I think it might be.
  • The Lost Ones proceed to look at the group as they step back, but the Lost Ones do nothing....
  • Kairi: ".... It's okay guys, I think they're more scared of us then we are of them."
  • Capper: "Can't blame'em. Look how skinny these guys are!"
  • Xion: Can we please be nice to them? They're harmless enough as it is.
  • A screech was heard, as the group were forced to hide, as the Lost Ones began to moan and cry fearfully.
  • The Projectionist arrived, angry and mad about having almost lost it's swollen one herd earlier before as it angerly arrived to the lost ones!
  • The Lost Ones fearfully sqwirm and cower before the angered Projectionist, who was seen with his camera head dirty!
  • The Projectionist screeches, forcing some lost ones to fidgetly get up and get some cleaning supplies, to follow the Projectionist to a clean up room.
  • Capper: ".... They're worse than prisoners. They're servents."
  • Nathan: "Looks like it. Seems Camera-Head forced some of these guys to clean up his camera head, likely from some earlier mishap."
  • Goofy: "Gawrsh, and that creature didn't sound happy or nice neither."
  • Boy Sora: ".... We can't leave these guys to put up with that projectioner headed bully!"
  • Riku: "Don't forget that thing is basicly Alice's extra eyes. We go after that thing, it's going to sound an alarm, and Alice, Sammy, and other bad guys will know about it! Or worse off, Bendy would get involved."
  • Mitsuki: "Then we need to do it in a way that would keep Camera Man busy."
  • Donald: "But what can distract a monster like THAT?!"
  • J-Meowth:... (Notices some nearby Glitch Goblins)... I think I have an idea.
  • Xion: (Sees them) Hmm. That could work. But how do we get their attention?
  • Charlie: Hmm... (To the Lost Ones) Sorry about this, guys, but you gotta trust us on this. (They make a mess which makes some noise that got attention, as they quickly hid away, causing the Projectionist to run in, see the mess, get angry and screech angrily at the crying Lost Ones as the noise attracted the Glitch Goblins into attacking and torturing it as it ran off)
  • Mittens: Wow, Charlie... That was incredibly stupid of you.
  • Charlie: What can I say? I'm a bad dog.
  • Lost one 1: ".... Why help us in that unusual way? It will only bring the Projectionist back angerior then before."
  • Lost one 2: "And it's not like we're freed now. If we leave, the Projectionist will know. Then either it or the others will tracked us down."
  • Charlie: "Well, consider it a free break from pampering that freak at least. You guys, wouldn't happen to know some juicy details, would ya?"
  • Lost One 3: "Well, (Sniffles), There is the Megara Project, but, we're forbidden to speak of it!"
  • Lost One 4: "We're also usually not allowed to talk, like, at all. Only when we're truly alone."
  • Riku: "... Is it safe to assume this Megara Project is related to Alice trying to make Morality Illness."
  • Goofy Lost One: "Well shucks, how did you kno- (The other lost ones quieted him)!"
  • Boy Sora: ".... I think these guys are so scared of being punished that they're afraid to really say anything."
  • Kairi: ".... Well, is it possable that you can at least direct us somewhere where we can learn more on our own?"
  • Lost One 5: "(Sniffles), Well, the best that I can offer, is that you need to find Dr. Victimus for it. That's all I feel brave enough to say."
  • Riku: "Thank you. At least we know where to get a viable shorce. Know where this doctor is?"
  • Lost One 6: "Likely in a middle of an appointment with Bertrum. Bertrum's mechancial carnival ride body, really has a problem with it's old age. So, they would either be at the lab, or the infirmery, which resembles a HR department room."
  • Jeffrey: Seems good enough for us. Thanks. We owe you guys. Come on, guys. (They left just as the Projectionist arrived back and the Lost Ones hid in hysterical fear)

Superiors' & Jaden's Team Location

  • The group arrived to what looked like a prop warehouse.
  • Ororo: "Good grief, look at all this old-timey stuff."
  • Algor: "This looks to be a prop warehouse.... But I worry it holds a darker purpose here."
  • A monsterious groan was heard, as the group quickly hid, as Glitch Goblins and Concept Ghoul Raptors are seen being chased by Bendy himself, as the beastly creature roared at them and resumed chase!
  • Walt: "..... Oh great. It lookssh like we're in the persshhonal hunting grounds of that Bendy thing."
  • Jaden: "Then that looks like we may want to consider a quick exit, asap."
  • Tyrone: "(Sees the nearest exit, guard by only two Scearchers).... There's one exit, but there's two Scearchers guarding it, likely to keep the Glitch Goblins and the Concept Ghouls from escaping into the building."
  • Meg: "Well now we just need to get those dummies out of the way without getting Bendy's attention. But with what?"
  • Sid: Anyone have any ideasshh?
  • Bartok: Don't look at me, I don't see a plan.
  • Mavis: Uh, guys? What about the Glitch Goblins? They ARE bullies, right?
  • Peaches:... That might work. Crash? Eddie?
  • Crash: (Chuckles) This is going to be fun. (The two crawl near the Glitch Goblins' kennels and shut off the field that restrict their ghosting powers and allowed them to run amok, forcing the Scearcher guards to react and crawl torwords to contain the Glitch Goblins!)
  • Scamper: Now THAT'S effective enough!!
  • Tane: YouknowIcould'vespedeverythingaway!
  • Ororo: Well you're not very subtle. THAT was subtle. Plus let's give the other heroes a chance to do things and not take the obvious route.
  • Granny Sloth: Yeah. Don't be a showoff next time.
  • Alexis: Now what?
  • Algor: "Simple, now that the guards are absint, simply leave! (The group did just that as the choas goes rampent)."
  • The Group arrived to a room that looks like a map directory room.
  • Scarlet: "... Well, we're out. And looks like we found a map directory of the building."
  • Walt: "(Sees all the places the building has).... Yeesh, maybe seperating was a smart idea. Going through all of that as a large group would've taken forever."
  • Tyrone: "Along with being easier to spot."
  • A conversation was heard, as the group quickly hid as Dr. Victimus arrived with Bertrum and Benjimin from an elevader.
  • Bertrum: "Ya know, I don't get the continious need to return to the directionary room when we done this a million times."
  • Dr. Victimus: "Keep in mind that I am an old man, Bertrum. Memory is a problem for me."
  • Bertrum: Ohhhhhh, you're a genius who swore to use his intelligence at it's best, yet YOU HAVE MEMORY PROBLEMS?! And yet, you are in charge of the Megara Project?! That'd definitely be something you can be fired for.
  • Dr. Victimus: "How about you shut your beheaded trap, cause it's not THAT big of a problem!! It's only because I don't leave my lab too much apart from tending to your ills, give me a break. Just look at it like this: Science, is never a thing I forget. (Looks at the directionary).... Ahh, here we are, the Infirmery/HR Room is as it's always been: A floor before Alice's private stage area. That should be simple enough. (The trio went on)."
  • Jaden: ".... (Quietly) Anyone wanna bet that this "Megara Project" sounds impourent?"
  • Diego: "(Quietly) Well, if it's related to that Alice is trying to create a weaponised Morality Illness, then yes, I think it is."
  • Shira: Then let's go. (They followed them, along with the unnoticed and unnoticing Mane Seven and other hero teams)

Dave Felis' Team Location

  • Dave, Sawyer, Danny, and the other members of Dave Felis' trope are seen in what looks like an art supplies room.
  • Danny: "..... Golly, this looks like an Art Supplies room."
  • Sawyer: "But likely twisted to be something, WAY worse."
  • Some french singing was heard, as the small group huddled togather, arrived softly and saw a french look-a-like to Dr. Victimus was seen painting masterpieces.
  • French Artist: "(Humming the french anthem). Ahhh, yes, my latest masterpiece of Le Angele's victory picture, is coming le very well. So said I, Frenchie Le Shi'te, a once boss character and cousin of that pompus over-hyped Dr. Victimus of the canceled game "BiSouls", of Titan Games fame.... Why did I say zat like I was introducing myself? Dah, who cares? He le may get to work on that silly Megara Project, but he doesn't get to paint the picture of history, HO-HO-HO!"
  • Sawyer: "(Quietly) Oh he is SUCH a french steriotype."
  • Danny: "(Quietly)... He mentioned a "Megara Project"."
  • Dave: "..... (Quietly) Gang.... It's time to get our interigation game on."
  • Frenchie was seen working on his masterpiece as suddenly, something hits him in the back of the head, knocking him out!

Later.

  • Frenchie woke up, and found himself tied to a chair.
  • Frenchie: "..... SACRE BLEU?! HAVE I BEEN CAPTURED BY DETERMINED FANS?! DO I ACTSELLY HAVE FANS NOW?!"
  • Ryo: In your dreams!
  • Seiichi: We're Team C.A.T. and you're going to tell us what we want to know.
  • Frenchie: Oh, isn't that cute? A bunch of kitties want to le play.
  • Dudley: What's with French characters putting 'le' in their sentences? They even know what it means?
  • Frenchie: I sort've thought it was a stereotype.
  • Dudley: (Scoffs) French people stereotyping themselves? Now I've seen everything.
  • Frenchie: GET TO LE POINT PLEASE!!!!
  • Sawyer: We'd like to know about what Victimus is doing with the Megara Project.
  • Rath: (He cracks his neck and knuckles)
  • Frenchie: Well if you mon cherries must know, he does not tell anyone much in complete detail about the Megara Project. Not even his own le brother.
  • Kitty: "But didn't you say you were his cousin?"
  • Frenchie: "I know, I only said "His brother" as an exsample- Wait a minu-te, were tou spying on me?!"
  • Jack Pota: Wrong answer.
  • Cleo Felis: Jack, hon, can you not be that guy? He's clearly telling the truth.
  • Dave Felis: Is there anything you DO know?
  • Frenchie: "I don't exactly enjoy a good relationship with Cousin Victimus if you hadn't noticed from SPYING on me! He barely even leaves that lab of his! Never mind visiting the art suppies room! Your better off getting answers in said lab while he's away tending to the ills of that disobodied head in an amusement park ride!"
  • Danny: "..... Wow. And I thought being on Dave's adventures' is garrentied to spark weird things."
  • Dave Felis: "Well, tempting as the lab is, I think it would be more practical, ("And because the plot is going that way"), if we get it from the horse's mouth itself, I.E., see the doctor ourselves."
  • Frenchie: "Sure, whatever. Can you untie me now? (The group left him there)..... They're going to leave me tied up, are they?....... (Curses in french)."

Heroes Act's Location

  • Qui, QP and the HA are seen cautiously walking down a mercentice room.
  • Zosimo: ".... Yeesh. This guy must've had huge amounts of unwarrentied fate that his cartoon was gonna catch on."
  • Hudson: "Well, within the lore of this other universeal game, that is."
  • Nanobyte noticed a cutout of Cartoon Accreate Bendy.
  • Nanobyte: ".... Yeesh, this guy REEKS of Mimzy Rip-off."
  • QP: "Or more acctrealy in these universes, "Disney Rip-off"."
  • As the group moved on, voices are heard around the cut-out.
  • The group arrived to a turn and saw that alot of cutouts are seen.....
  • Xandy: "..... Okay, this is getting creepy now."
  • The Group turned around and saw another selection of cut-outs blocking their escape.
  • Vancer: "..... OH SCREW THIS, MATES?! (Brings out his weapon and destroys the cut-outs on both sides).... There. No stupid horror trope for us."
  • AN ANGRY MOAN WAS HEARD AS THE ENTIRE ROOM COVERED IN INK?!
  • QP: "..... DID IT EVER OCCURED TO YOU THAT THE CUT-OUTS WERE A VALUE TO THE BENDY MONSTER?!"
  • Miami: "That actselly would've been a nice head's up, Quidilen."
  • The group quickly hid as Bendy rose from te ground in a flood of ink, and saw the destroyed cut-outs..... It moaned in sadness as it picked up a piece of destroyed cut-out. It then roared in anguish and ran off!
  • Zosimo: "..... Okay, for future notice.... Don't, ever, break anything here."
  • QP: "Oh NOW you make that declaration!?"
  • Quidilen: "Oh calm down, QP. At least we discovered it's pet-peeve, if not potaintional weakness, in it's fondness of cutouts of the cartoon accreate verson."
  • Tyberious Jr.: "Yeesh, egoist much?"
  • QP: Everyone, there's no telling how powerful these threats are. It's important to think before you act.
  • Vancer: Hey, one less threat to worry about. (Bendy appeared angrily behind him) Now we can move on without worrying about it's crybaby attitude!...... He's standing right behind me, isn't he?... Uh... Sorry? (Bendy turned into a giant Ink Demon in his rage as everyone screamed)
  • Quidilen: "TACTICAL RETREAT?! (The group made a run for it as Bendy charged!)"
  • QP: "Okay, obvious drawback of utiliseing it's weakness for the cut-outs, the one who does it, GETS ALL THE ANGER?!"
  • Vancer: "WELL EXCUSE ME FOR NOT WANTING TO DEAL WITH SPOOKY CRAP!?"
  • Xandy: WHEN WE GET OUT OF THIS, YOU ARE SO DEAD!!!!! (They continue running)

Victimus' Office

  • Victimus was seen doing the usual check-up on Bertrum as Benjimin was seen sitting down and reading a magazene called "Pointless Monthly".
  • Dr. Victimus: "Ahhh, yes, you were not kidding about you needing some new parts. It's diffently true for the 4th arm. I'll have to dismantle it for the change to happen."
  • Bertrum: "Well be quick about it. I shouldn't leave my carnaval alone for too long."
  • Dr. Victimus: "Relax Bertrum, I did this so many times it's mundane to me. (Proceeded to remove the arm and placed down and started to dismantle it as some Swollen Scearchers with Hats and Tools showed up.) Okay Jacks, let's get to work. Wrench. (A Swollen Jack gave him that)."
  • The Groups sat in secret as Dr. Victimus was already hard at work.
  • Bertrum: ".... Doctor, I don't mean to interupt, but do you ever get the feeling that your, being watched?"
  • Dr. Victimus: "Mainly only from that camera-headed freak Norman Polk, or "The Projectionist" as he is lovingly nick-named."
  • Bertrum: "I meant, by those that aren't suppose to be here."
  • Dr. Victimus: "Aw don't tell me that big decapitated head of yours is seeing signs of paranoia now, is it? It isn't helpful for any of the Inks to have mental break-downs, espeically not in the Pixel Wasteland."
  • Bertrum: "Doctor, I mean, I-"
  • Dr. Victimus: "Okay, look, maybe it's best you stop worrying about it, okay? If anyone was actselly stupid enough to come here, the Scearchers, Norman, Samual, Boris, or heavens forbid even that Nasty Bendy, espeically if they were stupid enough to mess with his dear cut-outs he treats like those silly things have sentimental value to him, would take care of them quickly. Now keep quiet and let me work in peace."
  • Bertrum sighed, ending the conversation.
  • Twilight:... So basically we followed him for the same reason?
  • Alexis: More information on the Megara Project?
  • Nails: And I can imagine the other teams know stuff about him that we don't.
  • Grubber: "So, now that we're all here, what are gonna do now? It doesn't look like they're actively talking about that Megara Project. It looks like they're doing a typical doctor's appointment."
  • Tempest: "Then we need another means to learn more."
  • Jaden: Well, let's bust his nonexistent Kuribohs and find out.
  • Twilight: I don't think that's a good idea. The best thing we can do is lay low until- (They were caught by the villains)
  • Mr. Dark: You know, I expected better. (They were thrown in front of the three)
  • Rainbow Dash: "AW COME ON, HOW DID THEY CATCHED ON?!"
  • Mr. Dark: "Ah-...... Actselly, that's a fair point, how did we catch on?"
  • Spongehead: "Duh, ya got me. (Brings out the script) These SAF series stories and scripts have a real bad habit of not explaining things too well."
  • Mr. Dark: "Eh, guess you can chalk this one up as a safe assumption then."
  • (Deadpool): (Pauses the game abruptly) OH, F*** NOOO!!! YOU CANNOT BE THIS LAZY!!!! YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THEY KNEW 'JUST BECAUSE'!! I DEMAND A BETTER REASON OR I'M KEEPING THE GAME HERE UNTIL I GET IT!!!
  • Scroopfan: "Aw come on, Deadpool, MSM was the one who randomly made the villains appear when they should've still been at the carnaval enjoying themselves! Give me a BREAK, will you?!"
  • (Deadpool): That's no excuse to be lazy about it. In fact, for the sake of getting this dumb argument over with, I can fix it. Watch! (Does some hacking)
  • Rainbow Dash: "AW COME ON, HOW DID THEY CATCHED ON?!"
  • Mr. Dark: (Clips edited with an exaggerated voice) Uh, you think we wouldn't be expecting you? How stupid do you think we are to assume your soft hearts would leave the resistance that easily? We knew you were coming as soon as we heard a familiar disabled pony's brooding voice.
  • Tempest:... (Falsolo voice) Thanks a lot, Grubnose!!
  • Grubber: (Latino voice) Oh it's your fault for reacting loudly!!
  • Spongehead: (Retarded sound voice) I think Victimus would like to see you.
  • (Deadpool): There! Fixed it!
  • Scroopfan: "DEADPOOL, YOU RUINED WHAT WAS SUPPOSE TO BE A JOKE BASED ON THE EMPEROR'S NEW GROOVE?! ALSO, YOU JUST EDITED THOSE CLIPS TOGATHER TO MAKE THEM SOUND LIKE THEY'RE SAYING THAT, BUT REALLY, THAT'S YOU USING STUPID VOICES?!"
  • Deadpool's voice:...... OHHHHHHHHHH, why the fuck didn't you just say so, man?
  • Scroopfan: "YOU RUINED MY SCENE?!"
  • Deadpool's voice: "OKAY OKAY, CHILL?! TOMORROW AFTER PRODUCTION, I'LL BUY YOU BURGER KING AGAIN?! I just wanted a better reason then an albeit funny joke. Besides, the joke doesn't fit here. It just comes across as TOO lazy and not the balanced funny lazy the original scene had. Okay, how's about we forget the scene, and move on, okay? Okay! Back to the game. (Unpauses) (The heroes were thrown in front of Victimus)
  • Bertrum: I KNEW IT!! I KNEW WE WERE BEING WATCHED!!
  • Dr. Victimus: Oh nice one, outsiders. Now Bertrum's never gonna shut-up about being right. Ehh, may as well make the most of it. Here to rescue your resistance friends, even after they ditched you because you didn't deside to play Dark's little games?
  • Jaden: WHY IS YOUR PAIENT EVEN TREATING THEM LIKE THAT?! YOU GUYS COULD'VE HAD THEM AS HOSTAGES!!
  • Dr. Victimus: Oh don't get us wrong, Alice TOTALLY wanted to do that old clishe, but Sammy convinced her out of it, figuring that would be a recipe for a classic defeat. Wise move on his part. Unwise, however, of you to assume we wouldn't see you coming after capturing them. I mean, what, did you think we're just gonna recklessly forget about you bunch and assume your just going after that snake freak's tail? Would we have been able to survive this long in these miserable land scapes if we were cocky?
  • Manny: ".... Would you be surprised if we said yes?"
  • Dr. Victimus: "...... You heroes don't think very highly of us, do you?"
  • Diego:... Yeah, maybe we should've given you guys abit more credit then that.
  • Dr. Victimus: (Chuckles), That's the problem with living in a cartoon universe. Everyone assumes the world revolves around the main characters and therefore thinks the good guys automatically win in the end.
  • Pinkie: "To be fair, it kinda happens alot, actselly, so-"
  • Dr. Victimus: PAY ATTENTION?! Overconfidence, is a laughable insult to me. If it were not for obligations, why, I would've just gone ahead and start exspeariments on how amazingly overcompidently stupid you all were being!
  • Benjimin: "Uh, fair warning, his exspeariments aren't particullarly enjoyable."
  • Fu Dog: "Yeah, we saw what ya did to the Mighty No 9 cast. (Shudders!). Along with other freaky things we don't feel comfertable talking about."
  • Dr. Victimus: Ughh, something tells me that my lab may not be in pristine conditions at the moment.... Again, you are SO lucky, that obligations prevent me from having my way with you! So, now that you're here, you can never leave, AND you will tell us where the others are.
  • Manny: "Oh why spoil the surprise for you guys?"
  • Dr. Victimus: "..... Ya know, I would recimend against being CUTE with me, outsiders. I don't exactly have a high-resistence tolerence to absolute nonsense."
  • Starlight: Tch, ya don't scare me, ya copycat of that one CGI character from a movie ruined by a dumb ending! The only way you'll find out about the others is when they WANT to be known!
  • Dr. Victimus: Now, I'm by all means a fan of theatractics as you all clearly are, but thing is, your little games aren't exactly productive or benefital to us, nor our grand exsodius from these sad realms. You're all coming with me!
  • Starlight: OR WHAT?! Death is meaningless in this place, so it's NOT like you can kill us off!
  • Dr. Victimus: Well, being in a purgatory realm does have it's disadvantages.... But like Mama once said, when life gives you lemons, make lemonadie. (He snaps as she was briefly killed by Razorbeard and respawned)... Young miss, just because you can't perimently die in a realm where the laws of physics are out of wack, doesn't mean actual death isn't ANY LESS MISERATING?! Pain is still at working force here?! And trust me, a realm without death is ACTSELLY WORSE THEN DYING OUT ENTIRELY?! Per exsample, at least you only die once outside of the Wastelands. But here..... It, just, never, ENDS?! SO I TRUST YOU BETTER UNDERSTAND WHY WE WANT OUT OF THIS, THIS, THIS PLACE, THAT MAKES THE BANISHED REALMS, LOOK LIKE DISNEYLAND?! So, are you bunch at least going to humor me on this? Or we can do THAT all day?! And make it worse when we get BORED with ONE method!?
  • Starlight: "YOU BRAINIACAL PSYCO?! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!"
  • Pinkie: AND WHAT CAN BE WORSE?!
  • Twilight: PINKIE!!!!
  • Dr. Victimus: Well, I did discover that the snake creature's purple sluge, "Pixilumium", as offictally dubbed, has a rather noticable adversed effect on universeal compound of all realities. Even in a realm where death's meaningless. If I am given reason to, and if I can get ahold of the purple sluge, and make no mistake, thanks to the snake beast, it's not that hard, and if all tests prove positive, we can make the death permanent. In throey, I would turn the unlimited life rule into a limited one... With zero lives, AND ZERO CONTINUES!! GAME, OVER!!
  • Mr. Dark: Better do what he says. He's impossible to outsmart.
  • Manny: "..... But you said "In Thoery".... That's safe to assume that you didn't get the Pixilumium."
  • Dr. Victimus: "Not nessersarly because of any ill-conchived notion of us fearing that snake beast, by all means..... It's more like those Omicronians won't share. Their isolationist attatude, prevents any such project from being active."
  • Starlight: "Tch, so in otherwords.... Your, bluffing!"
  • Mr. Dark: "Ugh, not one of your finest, doctor. Now they're never going to co-operate."
  • Dr. Victimus: "Oh at least we glad we caught at least ANY of these intruders. For now on, we're keeping our eyes open to any un-expected shenanigans- (Bendy was heard roaring angerly)...... (The HA Group ran into the room and inadvertingly crashed into Dr. Dark and possie as Bendy came in!)...... Ughhh..... Pretty much like that."
  • Bendy groaned in anger!
  • Starlight: "..... Okay, Qui, WHAT EXACTLY HAPPENED HERE?!"
  • Quidilen: "..... Ask, Vancer."
  • Vancer: "AW COME ON, THOSE CUT-OUTS ARE CREEPY?!"
  • Reflux: "YOU MESSED WITH HIS CUT-OUTS?! HE LOVES THOSE THINGS LIKE A LITTLE SNOT-NOSE GIRL TO A RAGGITY DOLL?!"
  • Xandy: "Oh nice on, Vance, ya basicly commited an act of breaking someone's toys! No wonder he's so pissed?!"
  • Dr. Victimus: "Oh nice one, Ingretes?! YOU UPSETED A POWERFUL INK DEMON WITH THE MIND OF A VERY TOY-PROTECTIVE 2-YEAR OLD?! NOT EVEN SAMMY CAN BE ABLE TO CALM THIS BEAST DOWN?! NOW HE'S GONNA THROW AN EPIC TEMPER TRANDRUM THAT GREATLY SLOWS DOWN PRODUCTIVITY, THANKS TO YOU?!"
  • Dark Yabu: "WHY YOU?! (Was about to punch Vancer, but Vancer quickly grabbed a near-by Bendy Cut-out and quickly used it as a sheild that Dark Yabu ended up breaking) (Realised what he did)..... (GIRLY SQUEAL?!) (Looks at the shocked Bendy, who saw his cutout destroyed as it looked like it was crying for abit)...... It, was an accsident? (Bendy roared angerly and charged at the Villain Trope, as they screamed as Bendy beaten the snot out of them, knocking them out in the process)!"
  • Dr. Victimus: "(Faces palms) Ughhh.... Note to self, get Bendy shedguled to be given a more mature brain- (Tempest pounced onto Dr. Victimus) D'OH?!"
  • Bertrum: "HEY, GET OFF OF THE DOCTOR?! I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT WITH HIM?! (Tempest threw an Obsidian Orb at Bertrum and trapped his octopus ride body in Obsidian).... GGGAAAAAH?! I'M STUCK?! AND AN ARM SHORT?!"
  • Tempest looked at Benjimin.
  • Benjimin: "..... (Starts backing away as this music played)"
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Skip to around the end of the video.

  • Starlight: "(Smug smile).... Who's at who's mercy now?"
  • Dr. Victimus: "..... Beginners luck."
  • The Group ran off with the captured Victimus as Bendy was seen beating up Mr. Dark!
  • Mr. Dark: "STOP, (SMACKED IN THE FACE), OW?! YOU MANCHILD OF A MONSTER?! YOUR LETTING THEM- (Bendy breaks Mr. Dark's neck).... Thank, goodness, death, has no serious meaning, in the Pixel Wastland. (Dies for now, as Bendy proceeds to collect the defeated villains)."

Later...

  • Victimus: YOU ASSHOLES ARE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE!! ALICE WILL KNOW YOU'RE HERE AND HIDE RAYMAN AGAIN AFTER THE CHAOS YOU JUST CAUSED!!
  • Xandy: Not this time she ain't. We're surrounding the entire place now.
  • Victimus: "YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME?! I- (Rainbow Dash smacks him, knocking him out)....."
  • Rainbow Dash: ".... I hate it when bad guys bitch and moan like that."
  • Spike: What bad guy wouldn't?
  • Hudson: "Well, that depends on how honorable they are, along with that if they process traits like deludions of graundor, firm determination in their goals, whether or not they're used to losing, and-"
  • Spike: "Dude, that, was retorical."
  • Hudson: ".... Oh. Just, thought we were actselly discussing about the kind of villains that wouldn't really complain about a defeat, and-"
  • Jesse: Guys, we have more important things to worry about! Did we at least find out where Rayman is?
  • Twilight: No.
  • Zosimo: Yeah, we got nothing. Either Rayman has been well hidden, or we just weren't looking hard enough.
  • Inky: (From another bright ink puddle) Yeah, even I can't find him. But you guys? You kinda caused a noticeable ruckus. I don't think we can be stealthy anymore. You also kinda left Benjamin. He may be a coward, but he can sound the alarm- (The alarm blares loudly)... Speaking of which.
  • QP: "..... Damn it, why did you left that bot alone?!"
  • Tempest: "I figured he wasn't gonna be a threat after that?!"
  • Quidilen: "Look, we don't blame you for being merciful to someone who doens't try to pose as an intentional threat, but at the same time, you could've just as much trapped him in that same stone orb thing."
  • Tempest: "I lost alot of my obsidian orbs when I was processed under the purple sluge! The one I used to entrap the living carnaval creature was my only one! Even if I did wanted to do the same to the bot, I couldn't."
  • Inky: "Calm down guys. Alice would've ended up being alerted anyway by all the crazy stuff. The best we can do is lay low, and hope the others can improvise under these circumstances."
  • Cloakblade: "... If I'm allowed to be honest..... This was the worse ever conducted stealth mission."
  • Nanobyte: "Name one time inflitraiting a bad guy's base ends in success!"
  • Pinkie: "Well, there MAY had been some early Louger episodes that done that-"
  • Nanobyte: "I meant recently."
  • Pinkie/Cloakblade: "Point taken."
  • Twilight: Let's just get out of here. (They left)

Cartridge Chamber Hall

  • Little Inky: Alright. Cartridge Chamber 202. We're here. (Mindless soft gurgling was heard)... Alright. Heroes at the ready! Whatever awaits us behind this door, I won't rest until I rescue Penny. That is..... If I can find her here.
  • Major Monogram: That gurgle inside sounded like it came from a tortured gentle soul, so my best guess is that it's her. (The alarm blares)
  • Peri: WOW, WE'RE HAVING A VICTORY PARTY!!!! OOOOOOOP, OOOOOOOOP, OOOOOOOOOP!!
  • Two-Legs Joe: NO YOU IDIOT, WE'VE BEEN CAUGHT!!! Possibly because an idiot member of ours f****d up!
  • Peri: No, that's DEFINITELY a party blare! WE'RE GONNA WIIIIIIIINN!!!
  • Little Inky: Not if we stand around drooling!! (They open the chamber door as the gurgling continued) KEEP GURGLING, PENNYYYYYY!!!!!
  • The Projectionist's screech was heard as the camera light was seen from afar!
  • Carl: "Uh oh! Don't look now, guys, but I think we're being followed by the Popperazzi and it's not here to give us an interview!
  • The Projectionist Charged at the group!
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  • Commander Nebula: "Rangers, on me! Hit that camera headed freak with all ya got!" (They fired as it was too durable and continued chasing them)
  • Little Inky: (Listening for Penny as she gurgles) Oh, you still have hot gurgles.
  • Sebastian: Okay, that's weird and gross, mon. And I see it all the time back in my homeworld.
  • Little Inky: We all have different on switches, crabby! Let's just find Penny and get out of this crazy place!! (They finally find a giant ink cartridge filled with ink as a helpless Searcher girl was gurgling for help) PENNY!!!!
  • Penny: (Gurgles unintelligible words)
  • Little Inky: Say what? (She does it again) Okay, we're ink beings, why the f*** can't you talk, and I mean beyond the fact that Scearchers can't talk?!
  • XR: Must've lost much of her physical abilities when being trapped in there for a while.
  • Little Inky: Since when do you know about ink being physiology?
  • XR: Well since it was true with you, it's a safe bet, okay?
  • Little Inky: Whatever, just help me- (The Projectionist arrived angry) Aw inkstains!
  • The Projectionist snarled as he flared the light at them.
  • Meta Knight: ".... Inky, go on to rescue your beloved, we'll keep this moving picture beast at bay! (The group threw themselves at The Projectionist as they fought him as Inky went to try and free Penny)."
  • Little Inky: Penny, I'll get you out of here! (Penny gurgles unintelligible words trying to warn her of something) Okay, Penny, can we talk after I bust you out? (Penny nods no frantically and keeps trying to warn her of something) Penny, is this really the time to try and gimme a girl boner, because it's working. (Penny keeps trying to warn her) Can you please stop? I'm trying to save your sexy butt- (She was almost caught in a drain trap)...... If that was what you were trying to warn me about, sorry for not getting it sooner, it's kinda hard to talk at the moment!
  • Computer Voice: "Drain trap incomplete."
  • Little Inky: Nice try, Victimus. Alright, I'm sure we can figure this out. That dirty bodyless bobblehead genius can't keep me from you. Though helping you out, just became needlessly more complicated.
  • XR: "Well figure out quick, we can't keep Movie Head off your back forever!"
  • Little Inky: Well, Victimus surely made it difficult. He finds cartoonish nature unacceptable and unwelcome, so cartoon miracles are gunk.
  • Timon: Well there's the understatement of the year. (They continued fighting the Projectionist)
  • (Deadpool): JESUS, THIS GUY IS SICKLY HARDCORE!!!
  • (YB Deadpool): THEY'RE TOTALLY GOING TO DIE AND WE'LL BE STUCK FIGHTING HIM FOREVER!! WHAT DO WE DO?!?
  • (WB Deadpool): Run like p*****s, restart the game, what do you think? Improvise.
  • (Deadpool): ".... Wait a minute..... Those giant cartrage things are buildt to hold ink, right? Why not waste too birds with one stone? What if we free Penny while getting our Camera Man friend to take her place?"
  • (WB Deadpool): "THAT'S..... Actselly kinda brillient. Though how exactly?"
  • (Deadpool): ".... The Computer said it had a drain trap on it? We use that to shove Bright-Lens into it when we get Penny out!"
  • (WB Deadpool): "Brillient as that is, there is still the matter of getting Penny out to begin with."
  • Deadpool took notice of a strane pattern of numbers on the side of the cartrage: 8-7-3-0-9-0-9-222.
  • Deadpool controled Rachet torwords that combination of numbers to get things started.
  • Rachet: "...... Hey, Inky, I think there's a combination of numbers on the side of the cartrage!"
  • Inky noticed that, began to think and got to the control panal and pressed those exact numbers, which freed Penny in a splash of Ink.
  • Inky: "IT WORKED!"
  • Penny: (After restoring her form, she appears more beautiful than Inky) Funny, Victimus thought that code was hidden, but I made sure days ago it was exposed by outside help.
  • (Deadpool): "Now for the finale! (He has the group use their power to push The Projectionist torwords the cartrage where the Drain Trap is, which Talwyn charging to give a judo kick in the camera head, slamming it against the cartrage as the drain trap activated and trapped that screeching Projectionist right into the cartrage."
  • Computer Voice: "Drainage trap, complete. (The Cartrage was lifted from it's placement and taken away from the room....)"
  • Ratchet: ".... Well, at least we'll know what to do with Alice and her possie after we beat them."
  • Cronk: "Being locked up by their own creations? Couldn't ask for a more befittin' irony."
  • Inky and Penny reunited despite Inky being smaller then Penny.
  • Penny:... Have you lost weight?
  • Inky: ".... Yeah, I'm kinda being a little, at more then one place at the moment. Now, is more then a good time to try and reunite with the others."
  • Nala: "Espeically since we don't have the element of surprise anymore."
  • The group ran off.

Ink Machine Placement.

  • The Butcher Gang were completely ignorent to the flaring alarms as they arrived to the Ink Machine.
  • Ink Striker: "Hey, uh, Piper, should we be worried about that alarm?"
  • Piper: "Awww, don't worry about it, it's probuly a drill. Now, let's turn on the Ink Machine and let it's magic ink fix the computer."
  • Fisher: "Ya, sure it might not be serious? What if it's related to why it was turned on?"
  • Piper: "Tch, and yet you two were trying to get me to relax at the Ink Spas when I was stressed out about our failure about the kid. Now, get to turn on the Ink Machine, it's not like we're gonna be ambushed or anyth-"
  • Ink Striker: FINISH THAT SENTENCE, AND I'LL PRINT YOUR ENTIRE BODY'S INK INTO A PORNO MAGAZINE!!!
  • Piper:... WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?!
  • Ink Striker:.... Sorry. I had BAAAAAAAAAAAAAD exspeariences with Karma, espeically with it being provoked.
  • Piper: "Well calm down about it, stupid. Karma is as real as the Loch Ness Monster and A Prosperious Communist Utopia. The odds of us being ambushed by intruders are-"
  • Buzzy: (The group appeared) SURPRISE, ASSCLOWNS!! WE'RE HERE TO KICK YOUR BUTTS!!!
  • Marshmallow Man: (Punches his fists together)
  • Ink Striker was stressing out!
  • Piper:... Hey, Strikes, you okay- (Striker punched him as he made this noise)
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CS Punch Sound EURGH! (High Quality Version)

  • Owl: We believe you three have something we want.
  • Fisher: "DAHH?! (Takes off his pants to reveil a Bendy mercentice underwear) OKAY, TAKE OUR PANTS?!"
  • Mewtwo: ".... He meant the computer, you fools."
  • Piper: "Well thing is, we kinda need to fix it first."
  • Rabbit: "Well, we kinda don't want that to happen, because Alice would discover us."
  • Fisher: "Well, tecnecally, with the alarms going on, ya, might've already been known."
  • Mewtwo: "Well now it's more like we don't wish for her to know that we know that you inks are drasticly short of reshorces."
  • Piper: "Wait, I thought we were doing pretty good."
  • Ink Striker: "Who knows what else could be wrong?"
  • Piper: "Well, give us a good reason why we should?"
  • A dialog tree appeared, giving four opitions, first one being because we want it, two being related to their actual impourent, the 3rd being about just beating them up, the 4th promising them a reward.
  • Deadpool, remembering the earlier exspeariences, picks two.
  • Mewtwo: "Take a moment to think about your place here..... Are you three really well treated here?"
  • Fisher: "Well, actselly no. Alice doesn't like us, and, everyone else thinks we're worthless idiots."
  • Rabbit: "Well, then why would they bother making you three if your not that very useful?"
  • Ink Striker: ".... Actselly, guys, that's a good point. Why, are we here?"
  • Piper: "Ugh, as much as I think that it's a ploy for somethin', it's actselly a good point. Why are we here?"
  • A new Dialoge Tree appeared, 1 being about causing the trio to argue, and the other about calling for Inky/any of the other groups about the truth.
  • Deadpool picks the second again.
  • Ash: "Tell ya what, some of our friends have likely dsicovered a lot. We'll contact them and ask about what they seen."
  • Piper: ".... Alright, but make it snappy!"
  • Mewtwo: "Allow me to use my powers to learn what they learned." (He used his psychic abilities to read all the heroes minds)... Hmm. Seems that Inky used to be a video game character for BiSouls, a cancelled Titan Game meant to star the first lesbian protagonists in the form of two tomboy girls with the reincarnated bonded souls of two straight lovers until the budget was cut because the funders were anti-LGBT and the game was cancelled before it could finally be finished. Now the two girls are part of an elaborate trial of discovering a backup source of spiritual love, all by the game's antagonist turned into Alice's lead scientist Doctor Victimus.
  • Ziggy: Oh that's awful!
  • Mewtwo: The Jungle Crew and the Anti-Team Nefarious Freedom Fighters have just rescued the other girl, Jaden and Twilight's teams have been captured by Victimus, and so far the others are faring well.
  • Piglet: You sure about that?
  • Piper: ".... That doesn't relate to us, wise guy!"
  • Mewtwo: "Oh, don't worry, I haven't forgotten about the truth behind you three existing in the slightist. It's just I felt I need to get the prior infomation out first to save time. But I'm sad to say that your purpose here is rather grim. You three primarly exist as emergeny shorces of ink in times of an Ink drought. There were others like you three that had are left without their hearts."
  • The trio were shocked.....
  • Fisher: ".... Gee wizz.... That, kinda explains why we were never allowed in Victimus' lab. I kinda figured it was solely because we would mess up the lab or something."
  • Tigger: "(Quietly) Though I wouldn't say that isn't still true in some sense."
  • Ink Striker: ".... Why..... Why would they do this to us like that?"
  • Brock: "I wager it's because it's not exactly easy to maintain healthy reshorces here. So, desperate tactics, I guess, are adopted."
  • The Trio looked sadly at eachother, as Ink Striker dropped the computer that crashed about and tumbled away.
  • The trio just plopped to the floor and began crying ink.
  • Ash: "..... Wow. I guess, they didn't took the news too well."
  • Piglet: "Oh dear, they look so, sad."
  • Piper: "(Sobs)...... Why do we need to exist if our panultetamate fate is to basicly be spare ink?"
  • Ink Striker: "Our life has no meaning?!"
  • Fisher: "Being disliked's one thing, but this? (Cries)!"
  • Mewtwo sighed as he placed the trio in a psyic orb for carry.
  • Mewtwo: "We may as well take these sorry sorts with us. Not just out of sympathy or to protect them from inadvertingly exposing their knowledge stupidly to the enemy, but as a prevention of keeping these three from inadvertingly pointing where we were."
  • Gopher: "Sssmart call, Mewtwo."
  • Ash: "But what do we do about the Ink Machine?"
  • Mewtwo: "Well, we lack knowledge on how truely impourent it is for the Inks. It could just be a means to create more, or it's their lifeforce. Either way, it's for the best we leave it alone. Besides, it would be for the best we reunite with the others."
  • The group left.

The Eds' Team Location

  • Sammy, just about to reach his office, heard the alarm.
  • Sammy: ".... Ugggh, I knew it was only a matter of time before intruders showed up. Ugh, I'll have to put down the recorder quickly, (enters office), and take the summon slab with me to better protect it. (Arrives to a slap with the figure of the Pixel Wasteland Guardian on it as he picked it up). Now, I will put this slab in a safer place and-"
  • ???: "Remember what you tried to do to Razoff? (A gunshot was heard that made Sammy jump and almost lost the slab) Well to that... Oh now you done... (Sammy looked in shock and saw the group, as it was reveiled that Sweet's talking)... Gone and made us mad."
  • Sammy: ".... Should've figured you naughty sheep would show."
  • Eddy: "If I was you, freako, I give up the slab!"
  • Sammy: "Well, at least I know the benefictal fact, that you are NOT me. Ergo, (Grabs a nearby axe and weilds it and places the slab down), I'll do the oppisite."
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Bendy and the Ink Machine - Chapter 4 OST Death of a Friend (Brute Boris boss theme)

  • Edd: "Uh, Gentlemen? HE'S GOT AN AXE!?"
  • Eddy: "He's crazy!"
  • Ed: "EXTREME CLOSE-UP?!"
  • Snotlout: "Tch, THAT phathic thing? That's not a real axe!"
  • Tuffnut: "Well yes, it is actselly more akin to being a hachet, they're buildt more to cut down trees then be what real axes can do, and-"
  • Astrid: "What he means to say, (Brings out a battle axe) is that THIS is an axe! (Starts fighting Sammy for a bit, but his ink body makes hitting him difficult)."
  • Sammy: "What good is a bigger weapon, if you can't harm you oppodent?"
  • Sammy grabs Astrid by the neck and chokes her.
  • Sammy: "You are a pretty sheep, young one. I think I'll give you to Lord Bendy first."
  • Stormfly snarled angerly and charged at Sammy!
  • Sammy saw Stormfly and melted into an ink puddle for a quick evadtion as Astrid was saved!
  • Sammy reformed.
  • Sammy: "You sheep are naughtier then expected. (Hands turn into pendelum blades) Time for some sheer disapleane."
  • Ruffnut: "WILL YOU CUT IT WITH THE SHEEP ANALOGIES ALREADY?!"
  • Vincent: "Yeah, they're kinda getting old."
  • Sammy ignored that and began to spin like a dreidel!
  • Hiccup: "Look out! He's LITTERALLY spinning out of control!"
  • Edd: "EVADE?!" (They dodged his attack as he fired adhesive and blinding ink blots at the dragons pinning and blinding them)
  • Hiccup: TOOTHLESS!! (Sammy removed his prosthetic foot, threw it off, and pushed him down)
  • Ed: (Got bold and pulled out a steak) A STEAK WILL DEFEAT YOU!! (Charges yelling like a doofus as Sammy just back-hands him as he did this)
ANK!!

ANK!!

  • Sammy: Has that EVER worked?
  • Ed:... Yes?
  • Kida: (Kicks at him as he just grabbed her foot and threw her down) OOF!
  • Sammy: Fight me as long as you want, you're not getting either of these. We've come too far. We spent, currently uncountable amount of years to perfect this place to a T! We only did this to escape this realm!
  • Hiccup: "That's find and all, but there's also the whole "Revenge" and "Conquest" thing. If all this was only to leave, we wouldn't've been AS punishing to you as we are now."
  • Sammy: "That much was only because the Universes wouldn't exactly accept our kind, considering that we were DUMPED here for a reason! If anything, there would be attempts to actselly push us back in?! So that much, was merely a prevention of resistence!"
  • Snotlout: "Well why do that to those that are otherwise fellow rejects? They share the same problem with you guys!"
  • Sammy: "Alas, the same history does not always mean universeal values. Those like that resistence dare believe that all that needs to be done was make these sad lands better through trying to reason with that false guardian! It's impossable to negosiate with an amoral force!"
  • Hiccup: "Oh, and trying to kill it is a better opition?"
  • Sammy: "If you had been made to waste away in here, or in a wasteland of your universes like this, can you really afford to be so merciful to such a force?"
  • Edd: "Well, true, our exspeaience here is limited by that we're only visiting, so, we're not absolute exberts. But, I think we do understand why they are against your attempts. What if these realms existed because of the Guardian, and that killing it would destroy the world too? Albeit, not nessersarly in an exaggerated "The Wolrd just Explouds" kind of fastion, but something more subtile like, the planet simply dies with it?"
  • Sammy: "If so, then that only adds to the desire of leaving."
  • Hiccup: "But that's just it.... What if it's not just things like plants and animals that die..... What if it starts killing anything that's sentient as well? What if your lifeforces', are just as connected to this Guardian as it is to the world? That could mean that what you and Alice are doing, is an act of cutting out your heart to spite your brain."
  • Sammy: "We scearched the ruins well enough, and we haven't found any indication of this."
  • Kida: "That infomation may've been deemed too impourent to record, or that it would risk making the sadness in this world even more great."
  • Sweet: "Or just as much, your just not looking at the right places."
  • Sammy: "Spare me this talk. It will garrentie no victory."
  • Hiccup: "Fair point. But this might."
  • Hiccup splashed abit of water at Sammy, as he screamed in agony as some ink melted off, but he remained stable enough.
  • Sammy: "AGGHH?! CURSE THESE DIRTY TACTICS?!"
  • Hiccup: (He was passed his prosthetic by Astrid as he got up and punched Sammy)
  • Ed: PREPARE TO MEET YOUR MAKER!! (They mobbed him)
  • Edd: GIVE US THE TAPE AND THE SLAB!!!
  • Sammy: OVER MY DEAD BODY!! (He explodes in ink scattering everyone around as he dons a giant ink monster avatar while placing both the slab and tape in a cavity in his body)... (He roars in their faces)
  • Eddy: "Ed, this story is getting weird!"
  • Vincent: "Okay, I know it's been established that these guys are not exactly like their game canon counterparts, but, this is getting too much now."
  • (Deadpool): NOW IT'S GETTING STARTED, BABYYYYY!!!
  • Snotlout: "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!"
  • Sammy: Oh, who am I to kid in a desperate moment like this?
  • Eddy: A desperate weenie?
  • Sammy: (Growls as he attacks with different ink attacks as Deadpool guides them) YOUR IMPUDENCE ONLY MAKES IT WORSE ON YOU ALL?!
  • Fishlegs: We're cool with worse. We tend to rape worse accidentally like if we're drunk or something.
  • Audrey: Jesus, Fish! That's a dark metaphor.
  • Fishlegs: What would you have said?
  • Audrey: Nobody cares quite frankly because you killed the mood.
  • (Deadpool): I would've gone with it.
  • Sweet: You would. You're a gore-loving indestructible psychopath.
  • Sammy: ENOUGH LOLLYGAGGING ABOUT YOUR STUPID COMEBACK!!! (He continues attacking and Deadpool continues having the heroes fight him)
  • Vincent: Fire in the hole! (He takes out a stick of Omicronized dynamite, pressing the top button as it beeps) Interesting sci-fi detailing. (He threw the stick as Sammy grabbed it and it exploded in his grasp as he grew it back in ink)
  • Sammy: Please. (He summons legions of Searchers)
  • (Deadpool): And here comes the inbetween minions of the boss battle.
  • Kida: Ugh! (Atlantean: "Father damn all this nonsense!") (Everyone fought off the Searchers)
  • Edd: Well, some other-crossover-series Dragon Warriors we turned out to be.
  • Jak: Surprised you managed to remember THAT.
  • Edd: Why wouldn't I remember Russelluke's stuff from long ago?
  • Daxter: I don't know, because it's a common trope of adding additional illogical crap like pasting in other stolen video clips into one while muting and adding text to replace muted lines with color that often makes it unreadable and calling it a movie.
  • Ed: OHHHHHHHH, SNAP!!!!!
  • Eddy: (Pulls his shirt over him comically) HE'S TALKING ABOUT US!!!
  • Keira: Guys! (They kept fighting Sammy)
  • Sammy: STOP MOVING!!!!!
  • Cookie: (Spinning his Omicronized blunderbuss) How 'bout'cha make us, ink pudding?! (He blasts him as he kept regenerating)
  • Sammy: Stop wasting my time and lose already.
  • Hiccup: Well, okay, we can make this quick and painless. (Toothless blasts his head off and explodes his chest)...
  • Astrid:...... Please tell me that worked and he can't regenerate from that.
  • Sammy: NOPE! (He grew back) I've seen blasts bigger than that.
  • Astrid: UGH, HOW INDESTRUCTIBLE ARE YOU?!
  • Sammy: Honestly, I don't exactly know myself. Many times I thought I was dead.
  • Samos: Well that's disappointing.
  • Sammy: And often enough annoying. Now allow ME to finish this!!! (He starts flooding the place with ink as Deadpool got them to higher cover)
  • (WB Deadpool): Well, let's hope nobody's barefoot. That stuff might NEVER come off.
  • (Deadpool): I think black feet, and irritated skin among other ink exposure symptoms, are the least of their concerns. (He QTEs them across the glopping ink attacking them until they reached an upper platform before the lower level flooded)
  • Jak: Alright, time to get out the big guns. (Gets out his Morph Gun and uses the Supernova Mod to blow him up as he just reformed himself from the ink pool)
  • Sammy: Have you sheep learned nothing?
  • Daxter: Yeah, JAK, have you learned nothing?!
  • Keira: You don't have to do this, Sammy! We CAN make this world better.
  • Sammy: I TOLD YOU, THE GUARDIAN CANNOT BE REASONED WITH!!!! IT'S AN AMORAL MONSTER WITH NO CONCERN TO IT'S PRISONERS, JUST LIKE ANY WARDEN TO ANY PRISON!!! IT CAN ONLY BE KILLED!!
  • Hiccup: And what if our theory about the Guardian and the Pixel Wasteland being life-linked is true?
  • Sammy:... Then we'll be more than happy to destroy a hell like this even if we go down with the spaceship.
  • (Deadpool): Jesus, this suicidal mindset again?
  • (WB Deadpool): Well, who wouldn't be suicidal living in a place like this?
  • Hiccup: ".... Yikes. And I thought Drago had one hell of a nilist mindset."
  • Eddy: "No kidding. The guy's off his rocker!"
  • Sammy: Now enough talk. (He continued fighting them)
  • (Deadpool): "Holy shit, this guy would give Thanos a sevre case of the blushes on how much this guy gave up on life!"
  • (WB Deadpool): "Well, canonicly he was already crazy as a zealot for his game's main monster. This is at best a forgone concludsion."
  • (Deadpool): Whatever, let's just find a way to waste this black puddle of ooze!
  • (YB Deadpool): How?
  • (Deadpool): I'll make it up as I go. That's what heroes do.
  • Snotlout: Is ink flammable?
  • Keira: Depending on the kind of ink, yes.
  • Hiccup: Well, when Toothless blasted him, it DID take a while for him to regenerate, but we can't be sure it-
  • Snotlout: Glad to take the risk anyway! Hookfang? (Hookfang blasts fire inside the ink as it actually incinerated him and burned up the entire room as the roof sprinklers put it out)
  • Hiccup: Huh? It actually worked.
  • Sammy: (Was a burning blob that was put out and retreated into the ink drain as the heroes grabbed the slab and the tape which was broken by the water)
  • Edd: Well, Sammy may still be alive, but we got what we were after.
  • Keira: And we kinda don't need the tape.
  • Daxter: (He took the Morph Gun and used the Peacemaker Mod to destroy the tape) But it wouldn't hurt to be safe. Let's scat! (They left)

The Shell Louge Squad's Location

  • The Lougers arrived just outside a tunnel before the Underground Carnaval.
  • Icky: ".... Something tells me we're not just dealing with the characters from Pre-Chapter 4 down here."
  • SpongeBob: I swear to Neptune's nonexistent butt, if Rayman isn't here, I'm going to kill myself before Inky does!
  • Squidward: "Well somene better call the Sueiside Hotline, because this theme park doesn't scream a place to hold someone impourent to power these Inks."
  • Iago: "Yeah, I agree, it would be more likely he would be placed somewhere better guarded. Besides, we have the next best thing. (Points to a series of cages with the resistence in them) It looks like the resistence got caught."
  • Squidward: "Hmmpth. Serves them right."
  • Sandy: "Dang it Squidward, I know they didn't exactly gave us a warm reception, but they don't deserve this."
  • Icky: "Or is it because your still BUTT-HURT about Jim making penis jokes with yer nose?"
  • Squidward: "Well it's partically true!"
  • Gazelle: "Come on, let's go see them. (They get down and arrived to ground level.)."
  • Ly: "Lougers! You came for us!"
  • Squidward: "Even dispite SOME of you suggesting that my nose is phalic!"
  • Earthworm Jim: (Scoffs until Toejam and Earl swung and bashed his cage with their's) OKAY OKAY!!!! LOOK, I'M SORRY, IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR?!?
  • Squidward: How about a complete apology?
  • Earthworm Jim: Oh, are you seriously going to waste rescuing time demanding an apology like a needy little brat? You insulted our existence.
  • Squidward: And who asked for it?
  • Earthworm Jim: I did NOT ask to be insulted, dumbass.
  • Squidward: (Cartoonishly in his face) YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT, YOU D*****H BARNACLEHEAD!!!!!
  • Earthworm Jim: Okay, if you're going to waste time demanding an apology, I can play too! I'll apologize if YOU apologize!
  • Krebs: Are we all SERIOUSLY doing this?!
  • Earthworm Jim/Squidward: YEAH, ARE WE SERIOUSLY DOING THIS? SHUT UP! NO, YOU SHUT UP!!
  • Icky: "Ugggghhhhhh. Thank god this theme park is relitively deserted."
  • Lord Shen: "OKAY, THE BOTH OF YOU, STOP?!"
  • Eartnworm Jim and Squidward stopped.
  • Lord Shen: "...... The both of you, apologies unconditionly, OR I WILL SHOVE MY BLADES, INTO YOUR BUTTHOLES?!"
  • Earthworm Jim:... Well, we're too pissed to say an unconditional sorry, so we're only going for a shake. (The two shook hands/tentacles)
  • Lord Shen: Good enough for me. Let's just free these poor saps. (They did so)

The Combined Groups' location.

  • The Groups were seen running across the hallways with the captured Victimus.
  • Suddenly, a familier mechancical arm punches through the wall, reveiling a de-obsidianed Bertrum with a new fourth arm.
  • Bertrum: "You thought that stone would hold me forever..... BUT I'M STILL HERE?!"
  • Grubber: "Aw great, did Benjimin free you?"
  • Bertrum: "Yes, by giving me that due replacement part HE (Points to Victimus) WAS TRYING TO GIVE ME?! NOW, I AM GETTING HIM BACK?! HE'S IMPOURENT TO ME FOR FUTURE OPPENDENTS?!..... Oh, and that he's Alice's impourent sciencetist for that Megara Project, BUT THIS IS MOSTLY A PERSONAL ISSUE FOR ME?!"
  • Tempest: "Guys, go on without me, I'll hold him off!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "You seriously wanna battle this carnaval nightmare on your ow- (Tempest teleport the entire combined group somewhere else in the building as Tempest prepares to combat Bertrum)."
  • Bertrum: "..... How daring, brave, yet recklessly stupid of you engaging a ride meant to be enjoyed by groups. Just don't go crying to your parents when I make you lose your lunch?!"
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Bendy And The Ink Machine Chapter 4 OST Colossal Wonders (Extended)

Bertrum's Revenge Theme

  • Tempest began battleing Bertrum!
  • Tempest: "I fought giants and large creatures scarier then you!"
  • Bertrum: "Depends on what you consider to be scary! (He lashes out as Tempest dodged quickly) By the by, you would be PERFECT for my up-coming petting zoo! The kiddies LOVE ponies!"
  • Tempest: Among other unexpected lovers apparently if bronies aren't an early indication.
  • Bertrum: TIME TO BREAK THAT WILD SPIRIT?!! (He lashes his arms at her as she tossed another Obsidian Orb that he actually resisted)... You are a silly little Equine if you thought I was going to get beaten the same way twice. The new ink I'm being powered by made sure of that.
  • Tempest: Then I'll have to take that out.
  • Bertrum: Good luck with that, stumpy! (Tempest zapped him with her broken horn as it actually hurt in destroying an arm) OWWW!!! WELL THAT'S ANOTHER APPOINTMENT THE DOCTOR WILL HAVE TO ATTEND TO?! (Tempest was then controlled by Deadpool as the place turned into a circular arena boss battle with Bertrum in the middle) Now, you have made it MORE personal then it had the right to be! It is ON!
  • Tempest: Then BRING it on! (Bertrum attacked with his remaining arms as she dodged and managed to blast them off)
  • Bertrum: YOU SON OF A BITCH!! AND ONE OF THEM WAS THE NEW ONE?!
  • Tempest: First, I'm a mare. Two, do NOT insult my war hero mother!
  • Bertrum: Well, ordenarly in the canon game, this would be it. But unfortunately for you, I don't need to obey a game script anymore! How's about a taste of your own medicine? (He opened his mouth to reveal the magic ink core as he fired Obsidian Orbs into the air and raining down upon her as she avoids it with only her left hind leg petrified)
  • Tempest: (Sighs as then Bertrum breathed magical blasts just like hers as she leapt out of the way barely with her petrified leg until the two ended with a beam lock)... EEERRRRGGGGHHHH!!! (She smashes her leg free and overpowers Bertrum's beam as her beam goes into his mouth and destroys the magic ink core as purple fire breathed out as she dodged with the fire doing familiar effects)...... Wait... That wasn't magic ink!... WHERE DID YOU GET PIXELLANIUM?!?
  • Bertrum: (With laryngitis) Oh, don't be so shocked that Victimus stole some of that stuff in case the flying string that stole Alice's chances to rule comes knocking at our door! He's got plenty of this pixellanium ink on standby- (Tempest petrified him again)...
  • Tempest:... Then I can't let it be used. (She gallops away)

Louger's Location.

  • The Resistence was freed.
  • Ly: "Thank you for freeing us. This place made it the one time I wasn't having fun with juggling."
  • Lord Shen: "I'm surprised you guys weren't well guarded."
  • ???: "Conisder that a mistake to be corrected!"
  • Mr. Dark and the other villains were seen!
  • Mr. Dark: "You friends had cause us A GREAT DEAL OF TROUBLE?! They even distressed poor Bendy by breaking his cut-outs."
  • Spongehead: "And even made him mad at us too!"
  • Icky: "Of chourse this happens, we NEVER get to have a quiet sneak in to places like this!"
  • Lord Shen: "Well, seems approbeate you showed up! Now we may as well contend with you since the secret's out and about."
  • Mr. Dark: "You sound as if you have a score to settle with us."
  • Trixie: "Us not catching you to begin with caused needless druma! So what better way to tie certain loose ends, then to deal with you cheeky freaks!"
  • Mr. Dark: "But aren't you afraid it would risk Alice getting her barings togather and enough time to prepare, which may include moving Rayman once again?"
  • Earthworm Jim: ".... Ya know what? I think I can see WHY they desided to not play with you! YOUR A DIRTY STINKER?! You're clearly risking your necks out to try and distract us! Well, it's not going to ENTIRELY work! We're still coming at ya, but we'll do it fast enough so it would be like Alice had no time to react!"
  • Psycrow: "Oh really, phalic head?! PROVE IT?!"
  • Squidward: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, SNAP!!!!!
  • Earthworm Jim: Shut up, you mediocre clarinet player. (He fires his blaster as Mr. Dark just stopped it in midair and redirected it at him as it blasted him to a wall)
  • Squidward: THANK YOU!
  • Inky: (She came out of SpongeBob as she appeared more like a beautiful Lost One) STOP!!
  • Reflux: Well, if it isn't the defect!
  • Inky: Yeah, and THIS defects is looking for payback for what Alice and Victimus did to me and Penny!
  • Spyro: What?
  • Inky: I'll explain later. (She swings her fist and launches it just like Rayman as it impacted Mr. Dark with a splash of ink and she grew back the hand)... Now where's Rayman?
  • Lothar: Don't ask us. Only Alice knows.
  • Queen Slug-for-a-Butt: She doesn't trust anybody with his location anymore.
  • Dog God: Yes, so don't think we'd likely know the answer. You've all failed.
  • Mr. Dark: So I suggest you mind your own business and hunt your REAL target.
  • Shenzi: Not until we assure Alice doesn't become a problem afterward. The least YOUR silhouetted face can do is tell us where she is.
  • Dark Yabu: You think she'd share her location with US?! She never talks to us there for her safety.
  • Marty: DAGNABBIT!!!
  • Xeno King: Don't be so surprised. How far did you expect to make it with us after last time? You toons are always the same, assuming it's cartoonishly easy.
  • Icky: Even if it was true, I'd still call that racist.
  • Xeno King: Too bad. It's not our fault facts are facts.
  • Sandy: I'd watch that alien tongue of yours, you Covenant ripoff.
  • Lefou: So what're we going to do with these losers? (The rejoined hero teams teleport behind them)
  • All Lodgers: DYAAH!!
  • Twilight: Huh? Tempest's been developing around her broken horn. I'm impressed.
  • Tigress: Guys?
  • Grubber: We got caught in the midst of Bertrum and Tempest teleported us here to deal with him.
  • Mr. Dark: "Oh goody, more playmates. And here I thought this would get boring after awhile."
  • Spongehead: "Actselly, alot of them are togather now. I don't feel so confident about this anymore."
  • Mr. Dark: SHUT UP AND GROW BACK YOUR BALLS IF YOU WANT TO BE REWARDED, YOU TUNA!!!
  • Pooh: (The other teams arrived) THERE THEY ARE!!
  • JB Vultures: CHAAAAARGE!!!! (Everyone surrounded them)
  • Wizeman: THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR EVEN MY POWER TO HANDLE?!
  • Mr. Dark: DON'T LOSE YOUR NERVES ON ME, YA LOST NERVED TWITS?! WE'RE NOT GOING TO LET THESE GUYS BEAT US!!!
  • Mewtwo: Not even if we told you that it wasn't worth fighting? You DO know that Alice is only using you, do you?
  • Mr. Dark: Well I don't know what that has to do with- (Dubbed as Chris) WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?
  • Mewtwo: She just wants you to keep the resistance off her trail so she can keep on her plans. She's using all of you.
  • Mr. Dark:...... I know.
  • All Villains: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?
  • Mr. Dark: I've known since our first mission. That's why I was intending to double-cross Alice in the end and take over the Pixel Wasteland for ourselves. Except we wouldn't blow it as far as she intends to.
  • Dog God:... YOU KNEW ABOUT THIS AND YOU DIDN'T TELL US?! WE COULD'VE DONE THIS TOGETHER!!!
  • Tigger: Probably because some of ya are too dumb to trust.
  • William the Kid: Are you calling our leader a MISTRUSTING OMITTER?!?
  • Tigger: If the shoe fits... Which it probably does.
  • Mr. Dark: For your information, stuffed animal whose name rhymes with a racial slur, I was PLANNING to tell them at an appropriate time. Now you have just let it out too early, it's possable some of Alice's forces overheard that and intend to rat us out.
  • Bagura: Yeah, good point. Way to go, Shell Losers!
  • Vexx: Well, they DID stop another concern, so yay for the Lodgers.
  • Mr. Dark: "Well I hope you weren't expecting us to suddenly buddy up with you, because at the end of the day, we're still villains."
  • Mewtwo: "We know. We only told you that so you would be less willing to defend Alice in some form. Besides, we still intend to make sure you stay out of being a problem all togather."
  • Boss: "Tch, figures."
  • Spongehead: "I know, Boss. Heroes are SO fickle."
  • Roo: And villains once again judge our existence as peacekeepers for being annoying.
  • Mr. Dark: Be grateful we don't want anything to do with the outside world. We're just manifestations of the forgotten, obscure, and cancelled. Our remembered selves out there are happy without us. All we want is to take over the Wasteland, and forget about your stupid judgmental realms.
  • Merlin: And that's fine and dandy, but we kinda promised to make this realm more welcoming, because we don't want history to repeat itself. What you're doing is asking for a worse threat to be born.
  • Mr. Dark: We won't let that happen either.
  • Skipper: Yeah, but only because another threat would threaten you.
  • Malice: We want this Wasteland to be happy and not painful in ANY way. That's what you want.
  • Gazelle: And even if we lose again, Alice now knows about what you planned.... That is if she doesn't already know and we can easily tell her.
  • Mr. Dark: That is why you're never leaving. (He casts a black shield around the entire room) Defeating you bunch may not garrentie forgiveness, but it would at least give Alice a reason to believe that it's better we go on seperate paths from here on out. A form of resignation, if you will.
  • Icky: "Oh now it's about only preventing us from stoping her to get her off your backs, huh? And you call US the fickle ones?"
  • Mr. Dark: "Again, we're still bad guys! All you did was convince us out of a bad investment!"
  • Earthworm Jim: "Fair enough, because your still due for a butt-kicking anyway, Darkly McLarkey!"
  • Mr. Dark: Well, you're still not leaving. I'll keep this fight going until Alice arrives just like before.
  • Kanga: You know... We could just remove the shield by defeating you.
  • Mr. Dark: Hah! How would you know? Even if you were to beat me unconscious, the shield could still be up for days, just long enough for Alice to respond. It wouldn't be any different if you thought about it last time.
  • Jeffrey: Well there's only one way to find out.
  • Cleo Felis: Ask him?
  • Jeffrey: Okay, two ways, but since the other way won't be possible, we're going with Plan A. (Turns into his dragon form) BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF THEM UNTIL DARK TAKES DOWN THE SHIELD!!
  • Mr. Dark: I'm afraid that's not possible either. We're too used to pain here to be swayed by it. You're not leaving.
  • Jeffrey: Then we'll FIND a way!
  • Mr. Dark: "Ha! There is no pain or torture too great for us!"
  • Icky: "Oh really? (Pulls out a TV.)...... Then you won't mind if we play.... (Pulls out a video) BARNEY MUSIC?! (Shock sound effect!)"
  • Dog God: "..... I'm sorry, what?"
  • Mr. Dark: (He laughs uncontrollably) BAH!! You think a children's program can mess with us? We'll just riff it!
  • Icky: ".... In loop... With high volume. Too loud for riffs to be heard. Strapped in high chairs."
  • Silence.....
  • Mr. Dark: ".... Okay, admittingly, you are more creative then I expected, but that doesn't mean that you can defeat us-"
  • Xandy: I think we can have Tranze transport people from the Children's UUniverses to make it worse. The inhabitants there are unbelievably nice. Even if you swear, they're too numb by child-friendly cartoon physics and 'delusions' to give a durn.
  • Iago: Balls yeah! Barney himself would love to comfort and touch you no matter what it is. Not to mention Blue, Dora and Diego, Sid the Science Kid who only understands science like an average child, Bear in the Big Blue House, Little Bill, which SHOULD be twice as worse after... Certain events, Elmo, Big Bird, Cookie Monster, Kermit and Fozzie's voice twins Ernie and Bert, Teletubbies which are so infantile they make me prefer the SMG4 versions, the LazyTown crew which had pity parties with meme-status songs...

French Narrator: 1 minute of pride murder later...

  • Iago: Caillou, Arthur whom I just know from DP's AMVs using that 'hands aren't meant for hitting' episode, Maya and Miguel, Thomas who SHOULD actually have his own crossover team AND kinda made infamous with the must-be-stated-as-uncanon relationship with Twilight,
  • Twilight: "(Quietly) Did that REALLY have to be stated?"
  • Brandy: (Quietly) I know right?! Do they know what happens when you force a train and a pony to make whoopee?! (A Brandy and Mr. Whiskers-style camera cutaway showed a picture of Snooki and Brandy shivered in disgust) And that's just the best-case scenario!
  • Iago: Doc McStuffins, Theodore Tugboat, BRUM, Jay Jay and his UUUUUUUUUUUGLY CG face, Bob the Builder and his possessed vehicle friends, JoJo and her circus, the Higglytown Heroes, the Little Einsteins, Oso who's the stupidest agent and whose agency is the most pointless, the Wiggles, Maisy, Max & Ruby, the hallucinogenic-perscribed Backyardigans, the Wonder Pets, Oobi who kinda frightened a lotta poor kiddies, Oswald the Octopus, Wow Wow Wubbzy, Franklin, Kipper, those freaky Rubbadubbers, Rollie Pollie Ollie and his robot family who.... Actselly, they're not TOO bad, but they are thankfully dated, Maggie and the Non-Ferocious Beast, and topping it all off, with those Storybots from Netflix! ALL TOGATHER, IN UNISON-
  • Mr. Dark: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH?! OKAY, OKAY?! EXPLAIN NO MORE?! I GET IT?! YOUR PREPARED TO INCLUDE A MESS OF OVERTLY SAPPY-HAPPY EDUCATION CHARACTERS?! WE GIVE UP?!
  • Mr. Dark undos the sheild and quickly ran right into the cage to lock himself up!
  • Reflux: ".... Good grief. He must've imagined on what this torture would be like and had a panic attack."
  • Mr. Krabs: "So, are you guys gonna put yourselves in cages or do we have to force ya?"
  • Lother: "No need. With Dark having a panic attack like that, defeat's ineditable. So we may as well spare you all the filler of dealing with us."
  • Boss: "Besides, Alice's Scearchers would arrive soon enough to do that anyway."
  • Malice: Have fun drowning in your weenie failure. (They left)
  • Queen Slug-for-a-Butt:... F***, those, ******-*******s!
  • SpongeBob: Well, now we're back to Square One. How are we going to find Rayman now?
  • Icky: "Knowing Alice, she most likely would keep him as close to her as possable."
  • Miko: "If so, then confrontion with the false angel is an inediability."
  • Kal Wardin: "Well, even more so thanks to these guys not exactly being special ops."
  • Xandy: "Vancer's fault on that."
  • Vancer: "Hey!"
  • Icky: "Also, even IF that fail didn't happened, who's to say they weren't expecting us anyway?"
  • Magnum: Hold on.... Where's that Bendy Ink Demon?
  • Zosimo: "I'm pretty sure he was busy messing up with the native villains back in the doc's office when we last saw him."
  • Icky: "Duuuuh, true as that sounds, that may become inaccreate now, cause.... (Points to the self-caged villains) We just beaten those guys."
  • Earthworm Jim: "...... May, I suggest we go somewhere else..... NOW?! (The group made a run for it and got out of the carnaval area and made it to a main lobby, but suddenly reinforced doors cut off the group's escape)."
  • A new Ink TV rose down from the cealing, this time, reveiling Alice Angel.
  • Alice: "Well, how about that? We finally meet face... (The TV drops down and crashes into a mess, forming and turning into Alice).....To face.
  • Music was heard....
  • Icky: "..... Aw, crap, she's going to sing."
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All Eyes On Me Lyrics •Bendy and the ink machine•

  • Xandy: "..... What is it with bad guy songs that are, strangely entertaining?"
  • Alice: "I hoped you enjoyed that..... Because it is but a pilminulary to the grand finale..... Of your lives?! (Vanished into a cloud of Ink as the room gets covered in webs of ink.)"
  • New Music played as Bendy rose up drumaticly and snarled intensely.
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DAGames - “Build Our Machine (BATIM Song)” lyrics

  • (Deadpool): "Well how about that? We get treated to two BATIM fan songs, and one of them's a boss theme? This is surely a nice tribute to BTTIM fans!"
  • Icky: "NOT HELPING, WILSON?!"
  • Miko: "I'm afraid we have no choice but to combat this creature. We have no other way now."
  • Iago: NO S***!!! THAT'S IT?! I'M STAYING OUT OF THI- (A Searcher smacked him to the floor) BLAHT!!! Oh, boy. (Deadpool guided them as they fought the Ink Demon)
  • Earthworm Jim: (Squidward hid in his cover) Hey, d*** nose, what're you doing?! Go find your own cover!
  • Squidward: Uh, no, we can share it, d***head!
  • Earthworm Jim: OVER MY DEAD BODY- (He was blasted dead by the Ink Demon and respawned)
  • Squidward:... Ironyyy!
  • Earthworm Jim: Shut the f*** up!
  • Riku: Can you two NOT be d***s to each other right now?
  • Pooh: (He throws ice cream scoops at the Ink Demon as it did nothing)... Oh bother my child-friendly image. (Ink Demon filled him up with ink as he exploded with a Death Screen and was respawned by Deadpool)
  • (Deadpool): You're welcome, Pooh Narrator. (The Ink Demon grew bigger and more monstrous)
  • Mavis: HE'S BUFFING OUT!!
  • Jeffrey: (He breaths fire in his dragon form as he just resisted it)... I could've sworn that'd work again- (Ink Demon breaths pixellanium fire at the dodging heroes)
  • Rainbow: OH NO SHE DIDN'T!!
  • Tempest: (She appears from the shadows) She did. It was merely a contingency plan against Vi-Tor.
  • Grubber: TEMP!!!
  • Applejack: WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?!
  • Tempest: This Ink Demon had swallowed Victimus' combination of pixellanium and ink as Alice's last resort against us.
  • Earthworm Jim: UGH, BECAUSE OF COURSE!!!
  • Sparx: CAN YOU SAY DESPERATE?!? (The fighting heroes were blown away by Ink Demon's built up power as it became a towering dark purple ink monster)
  • Timon: OH, GIVE US A GODDAMN BREAK!!!!!!!
  • Vancer was seen next to a Bendy Cutout, grabbed it and pointed a gun to the cutout which scares Bendy!
  • Vancer: "HEY UGLY?! COME AFTER US AND THIS..... Unsentient, Cardboard cut-out, GETS IT?!"
  • Bendy started to have a panic attack!
  • Inky: Ohhh, I wouldn't do that if I were you!
  • Vancer: "So how's about a deal, big guy? BACK OFF, AND THIS THING SURVIVES TO DO,..... Absolutely nothing, FOR ANOTHER DAY?!" (Bendy suddenly got angry and disintegrated him in a split second as the Death Screen played and Bendy got back the Cutout, more angry as Deadpool respawned Vancer)
  • Icky: ".... So much for Vancer's big redemption moment."
  • Zorra: (As Bendy became more dangerous looking) Oh, way to be a detriment AGAIN, Vance!!
  • Vancer: I CAN SEE HOW BADLY I F****D UP, DON'T RUB IT IN!!!!!!!
  • Chi Fu: Well, thanks to Vance, no respawn will be able to fix what Bendy does to us!
  • Vancer: THAT GOES FOR YOU TOO, MISOGYNIST!!!!! YEAH, I SAW "MULAN"?! I KNOW?!
  • Chi Fu: UGH, I DON'T WANNA HAVE THAT DEBATE AGAIN!!! I WAS ONLY FOLLOWING THE LAW!!!
  • Vancer: Nobody cares at this point, because I can see why the only girl who'd love your sorry ass is your mommy.
  • Yugi: OHHHHHHHH, TOTAL BURN!!!
  • Icky: "Oh hey, I didn't know Yugi was involved in this."
  • Jeffrey: He and his crew ARE part of me and Jaden's team. You REALLY gotta pay attention to other teams more.
  • Chi Fu: WHY YOU LITTLE- (Bendy wasted him with pixellanium fire as he respawned)
  • Duke Devlin: Ugh! What a way to go out.
  • Saa: (As Chi Fu respawned) NOBODY WASTES OUR FRIEND!!!! (They attacked and fought Bendy)
  • Twilight: Alright, no more starting small. (They donned their Rainbow Forms) MEGA-FORMED HEROES ON ME!!!
  • Joey Wheeler: Well, I hope our hologram projectors' solid-light/magic setting works. (The Yugioh characters summoned monsters that actually overwhelmed Bendy, along with the Pokemon and War-Digimon and other mega formed heroes)
  • Alexus: FIRE IN THE HOLE!!! (She fired her depixelizer ray and destroyed the pixellanium inside Bendy turning him back to normal)
  • Tempest: Why didn't you just do that from the start?
  • Alexus: "It's called being a team player..... And fighting fair."
  • Vancer pouted upset.
  • Zosimo: "Look, Vance, for what it's worth, you had the right idea, just poor exicution."
  • (Alice): (From intercom) "WHAT?! HOW CAN THAT BE?! BENDY IS SUPPOSE TO BE AMONG OUR BEST?! UGGGHHH?! KEEP FIGHTING?!"
  • Bendy, even without the Pixilumium upgrade, donned bladed hands!
  • Inky: "Now we just need to deal with Bendy as himself!"
  • (Alice): "HOW'S ABOUT YOU GIVE UP, BECAUSE YOUR RUINING MY LOBBY?!"
  • Icky: "Your own fault for starting this fight, lady!"
  • (Alice): OH, WHEN YOU HAVE A BUG INFESTATION, I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU NOT CALL AN EXTERMINATOR!
  • Icky: Ugh, you're loud!
  • Alice: JUST FINISH THEM OFF- (Deadpool had a QTE and let the mega-form heroes finish him off into a cute little cartoon accreate Bendy who runs away like a scared child)... DAMMIT!!!!
  • Vexx: Damn yourself!!
  • Pajama Sam: NOW WHERE'S RAYMAN?!?
  • Alice: "WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW, PESTS?! (The intercom was cutted off ink pipes began to burst Ink)."
  • Icky: "Aw great, now she's trying to drown us in this slop!"
  • Tai Fu: We have been in a flooding ink room before.
  • Po: Yeah, and we have, except with water. Not that it's dangerous as long as we have magic to breath underwater, but I don't think even Link wants to breath this black stuff even with magic.
  • Missing Link: Eeeck, I am NOT asking for an ink-breathing spell! DOES THAT EVEN EXIST?!
  • Penny: Well, lucky for you, you have two ink beings to disable the ink plumbing. (She and Inky kiss romantically) You just get to higher ground, we'll shut the ink s*****r down. (They dove into the ink while they did that)

Ink Reservoir

  • Penny: (They swam under the ink avoiding the Searchers)... Yeeck! Please tell me we can go back to being Nicky and Patty again. There's nothing but BLACK down he- (She gets deformed and goes back to gurgling)
  • Inky: Ugh! You've been submerged in ink for too long! You can't- (She slowly suffers the same thing)... BUBUBUBUBU!!!!! (They gurgle communicated in annoyance as they swam off from approaching Searchers)

Our heroes' location.

  • The Group get as high as they can as the ink slowly rises.
  • Icky: "Ya know, this is why Ink has been outmoded for cartoons!"
  • Private: I AM NOT GETTING BLISTERY AGAIN!!!!!
  • Mavis: Yeeeah, blistered skin is the least of our worries. (She pointed out the Searchers popping out as she turned into a bat avoiding them)
  • SpongeBob: One thing's for sure, I am NOT absorbing ANYMORE ink!! (They kept climbing and dodging the Searchers)
  • Alexis: BACK, YOU INK STAINS!!!!!
  • Louis: GENIE!!!!
  • Genie: (He was consumed as the ink fed on his magic and turned magical and sparkling)
  • Louis: RATS!!! (The Scearchers gained new Genie-like forms)
  • Ash:... Aw, God DIGLETT!!
  • Tai: ".......... A Pokémon pun? REALLY?!"
  • Ash: Hey, blame those hilarious Rusty Dorkly videos on YouTube. Besides, it's better than swearing at our age.
  • Tai: Whatever. Let's CLIIIIIMB!!!! (They did that)
  • Iago: "Inky and Penny BETTER come through for us!"

Ink Pipes

  • Inky: ("This is just peachey! Alice decided to be a troll and deconstruct me!")
  • Penny: ("Ugh, I am going to MASSACRE Alice for doing this to us! I can't talk down here and neither can my babe apparently!")
  • Inky: ("I swear to the very first cartoonist, once we shut off these valves, I AM GONNA MASSACRE ALICE!!!!!") (They kept dodging Searchers swimming after them)
  • Penny: ("BACK, YOU BLOBBY ABOMINATIONS!!!!") (They fought them off)
  • ???: Hello, defects. (Sammy appears in an inky avatar)
  • Inky/Penny: ("Oh, ink me!")
  • Sammy: I can see your speech is degraded down here. Tch. This is why some game protagonists are better off silent. Don't bother trying to shut off the valves. I already got Searchers all over it like... Well, ink. Okay, admitingly, not a desireable line, but I think the point is clear enough.
  • Inky: ("Well, it doesn't change anyhting other then making it needlessly complicated.")
  • Sammy: But it's not going to get better for you! (He gains Genie's magic and becomes muscular with multiple arms)...
  • Penny: ("Okay, we're getting the ink outta here!") (They swam off)
  • Sammy: "GET BACK HERE?! (He chases them and Penny suddenly gets an idea, muffling Inky into following her as they manage to trick Sammy into destroying the valves trying to attack them)"
  • Inky: ("Huh? Smart plan, Penny. I should thank you once we can talk again.")
  • Sammy: YOU LITTLE BRATS!!! (The ink began draining just before it was about to reach the heroes, Genie was restored, and the ink got absorbed by the arriving and reconstructing Inky and Penny)
  • Inky: Bububububububuoobo- Sorry we took so long.
  • Penny: Bububuluoblubu- We ran into a few hazards.
  • Icky: "Hey, we avoided drowning in the gunk, so better late then never."
  • Sammy: (He crawled out of the drain as a drippy skinny inkling cackling) You think you've won? (He restores his true form)... We're just getting started!!
  • (Alice): SAMMY?! WHERE THE BLOT HAVE YOU BEEN?!
  • Sammy: One of their filthy dragons burned me into the drain.
  • (Alice): WELL YOU COULD'VE BEEN A REAL HELP EARLIER BEFORE?!
  • Sammy: "Then allow me to make up for lost time, Angel!"
  • Ralph: Last time, where, is, RAYMAN?!?
  • Sammy: "Ugh, ya know what? I am TIRED of that question being repetively asked OVER AND OVER AGAIN?! Ya know what? For the sake of redusing repetiveness, FINE?! The ANGEL has him! That's all I will be willing to confess?!"
  • Mewtwo: "Well given that she would most likely be in her stage at the highest tower of this place, then THAT is where Rayman is held!"
  • Sammy: "But don't count on being able to get there, AT ALL, you naughty herds of- (Earthworm Jim blasted Sammy's head off)....."
  • Earthworm Jim: ".... You were told before, and we're only gonna say it, one last time..... QUIT IT, WITH THE SHEEP ANOLOGINES?!"
  • Sammy's head reformed, as he growled.
  • Sammy: "People, just have, NO RESPECT, FOR ARTISTIC SPEECH?!"
  • A ritual sigmia appeared
  • Sammy: "OH GREAT AND POWERFUL BENDY?! HERE MY PLEA?! (A force was seen dragging the the cartoonised Bendy torwords the insigmia) I SUMMONED YOU FORTH TO ABSORB ALL OF THE INK AND FORM INTO YOUR GREATEST POTAINTIONAL TO RID US OF THESE TROUBLESOME SHEEP?! (Vancer had managed to get another Cut-out, this time, having a better way to get that redemption) CLEANSE INKS INC OF THEIR TROUBLESOME SIN, AND- (While not paying attention, Vancer tosses the cut-out right at Sammy as he unknowingly destroyed it, realised it too late as the poor cartoon bendy was reformed into his monster form, and saw Sammy with the destroyed Cut-out).... No, my lord, this isn't what it looks like! I beg you- (Bendy enrages as more and more Ink gets absorbed, making Bendy into a super-rage monster) NO, MY LORD?! STAY BACK?! PLEASE?! I AM YOUR PROHECT, YOUR DEVOTED SEPARD, YOUR- (Bendy grabbed him and began absorbing him) AGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- (The floor collasped from super-reage Bendy's waight as both Bendy and Sammy feel down the many floors and crashed where the Carnval was)"
  • Mr. Dark's voice: "OH GOD, IT'S EVERYWHERE?!"
  • Reflux's voice: "BY THE FATHER OF THE KANARIN, AS IF DEFEAT WASN'T BAD ENOUGH?!"
  • Dog God's voice: "INK AND MY FUR DO NOT MIX?!"
  • Zosimo: ".... Vance, I KNEW you were gonna get that due redemption chance eventually."
  • Vancer: "Yes! FINALLY!"
  • (Angel): "NO?! NO NO NO?! WHY IS EVERYTHING FALLING APART?! (The Intermission cut off as it sounded it got smashed!)"
  • Duke: "Okay gang, time to be like Gazelle and take to the stage!"
  • Inky: I couldn't have said it better myself. WE'RE COMING, RAYMAN!!!! (They went to the tower and found Rayman in his battery)
  • Rayman: Well, FINALLY!! You guys took long enough to..... Inky? Wow... You look nice.
  • Penny: And just as hot as she should. (She kisses Inky)
  • Rayman:... Wait, you're a lesbian?
  • Inky: Long story. Where's Alice?
  • ???: Right here! (Alice herself appeared from ink)
  • Tai Fu: Alice Angel.
  • Donald: About TIME we found your butt!!
  • Alice: You misfits have been a stain in my plans for too long! That Vi-Tor jerk has stolen my spotlight before I could claim it, and I've come too close to let you ruin my chance to-
  • Boy Sora: What? Get revenge for the hell you suffered?
  • Alice: I was here the longest! At least, I assume so, but that's what this wasteland does to you! I don't know if I'm from the 20s or the 80s! I'm leaning to the 20s because unless Drew Studios was a nostalgic ambition, it doesn't make sense. The time dilation this realm suffers drove me insane especially during surveillance outside the Wasteland. One time it's the 80s, then minutes later, it's back to the 30s, THEN we're in the 2010s. HOW OLD EVEN AM I, CANONLY OR IN REALITY?!? IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY!!!! AND IT'S ALL THANKS TO NAYSAYERS LIKE YOU!!!
  • Vexx: It doesn't have to be like this, Alice. All of us rejects know what it's like to be forgotten and in eternal damnation!
  • Alice: NO YOU DON'T!! YOU DON'T HAVE THE SLIGHTEST CLUE WHAT IT'S LIKE TO SEE THE FULL TORMENTING POTENTIAL OF THIS PLACE, AND NOT EVEN KNOW WHAT DECADE YOU'RE IN BECAUSE OF SOME STUPID ANNOYING TIME DILATION!!!
  • Bomberman: Maybe not, but we can easily guess. Pixel and game-based plains of existence tend to pass differently than matter-based plains because data goes by and is fed in split seconds. Time can technically be different in cyberspace than a traditional timestream because information is lightning-quick. What you get in terms of date may be the result of uncertain and mixed data.
  • Random Glitch Goblin: NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD- (He was shot dead by Earthworm Jim's patch blast)
  • Alice: Well, it doesn't matter. You heroes won't be leaving the Pixel Wasteland!
  • Gazelle: We will, and you can't stop us!
  • Alice: "Well aren't we confident? (Vanishes into Ink Mist again, this time, going right into a reveiled giant battle robot that Rayman stucked in the battery had found itself attached too.)....... Say hello to the contendingy plan I was saving for the Pixel Wasteland Guardian should I be unable to get my potionised Morality Illness, but I wouldn't mind giving this baby a test run ON YOUR WORTHLESS HIDES?!"
  • Icky: ".... ALCHOURSE IT ENDS IN A GIANT ROBOT FIGHT?!"
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Bendy and the ink Machine Chapter 4 OST Little Devil Darling Remastered

  • (WB Deadpool): "Well this is vastly unlike the actual Bendy and the Ink Machine game in that you ACTSELLY get to fight Alice as suppose to-"
  • Deadpool's voice/YB/Lougers/Reistence Heroes/Other heroes: "NO ONE CARES?!"
  • (WB Deadpool): Ugh, and of course ya don't care. This is what I get for trying to offer some critques. Oh well. Let's just kick some s***! (Deadpool guided them as they fought)
  • Rayman: HELP MEEEE!!!!
  • Iago: WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE WE'RE TRYING TO DO?!
  • Rayman: OKAY, CAN YOU NOT BUST MY BALLS LIKE THAT?!
  • Tulio: Can we FOC- (He was grabbed and torn in half as the Death Screen occurred and he was respawned)..... I, just found.... My new night terrors.
  • Bryson: TODAY'S A GOOD DAY TO RIP YOU A NEW BUTTHOLE!! (As he revealed a heavily upgraded cannon which was half-turret with holographic shields, a high-tech red scope, and multiple barrels) Or maybe even three, four, five, TEN! TEN PAINFULLY WIDE OPEN BUTTHOLES!! I'M GONNA COVER YOU IN BUTTHOLES! WHICH SHOULD BE LIKE, 100-105 BUTTHOLES!! I'm thinking, like-
  • Tiffany: ALRIGHT ALREADY!!!!
  • Batty: WHOA, MAMA, HOW MANY DID YOU KILL TO GET THE CREDITS FOR THAT SO QUICK?!?
  • Bryson: Almost a million. Spent too much time in the Hub Arena. Didn't want my honey busted again!
  • (Alice): WHY ARE YOU STANDING AROUND- (Bryson fired his new cannon at giant robot) DAHHH?! CAREFUL, THIS THING'S EXSPENSIVE?!
  • Sparx: (He was like this)
Bitch!_do_it_Look_like_I_Care?_NO!!

Bitch! do it Look like I Care? NO!!

  • (Alice): GRRRRRRGGH!!!! GET THEM!!! (The robot fought them as they weakened him through a boss battle) HOW ARE YOU LOSING?! I PROGRAMMED YOU WITH THE KNOWLEDGE TO COUNTER EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM!!!
  • Robot: Lady, it's just a machine.
  • (Alice): YOU'RE JUST A MACHINE!!!!
  • XR: Yeah, not a smart thing to say.
  • SpongeBob: HOW DO WE TAKE THIS THING DOWN?!?
  • Putt-Putt: Let's remember where it's powered. (They noticed the battery containing Rayman)
  • Razoff: Already on it. (He takes out an upgraded blunderbuss that calculates it's target and takes out all it's weak spots when fired, freeing Rayman)... I capture you, then I free you.... You're welcome.
  • (Alice): (Seeing the destroyed robot) NOOOO!!!! YOU IDIOTS WILL REGRET- (Rayman swings his fist and punches at her control room window) Uh-oh! (She avoided it as she got down in boiling ink angry)... THAT IS IT!!!! (She captures Razoff and begins sucking out his love)
  • Rayman: STOP IT!!
  • Alice: NEVER!! (She stops his fist and traps him in ink, and the heroes try to stop) NO! (Takes out a purple syringe) Touch me, and he dies permanently!
  • Zanda: LET HIM GO! HE'S DONE NOTHING TO YOU!!
  • Alice: Don't be absurd. He was trying to destroy my plans like the rest of you. So he had done a LOT to me!
  • Earthworm Jim: ".... That is the most asinine and retarded sense of logic I ever heard?!"
  • Missing Link: "Also, he didn't even contribtued THAT much outside of freeing Rayman and NOT going along with your plan!"
  • Alice: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT, YOU IDIOTS!!!!
  • SpongeBob: No we don't, that's why we pointed it out.
  • Alice: (Growls) I'm through playing around. This time, I get serious!! (She keeps absorbing his love and finally got it) Yes!
  • Leslie: No!! (She traps Razoff and Rayman inside a chest cavity and puts his love inside a bottle and then injects the pixellanium into herself, making her stronger)... Now the Megara Potion is ready to be complete! (She slithers away)
  • Penny: WE CAN'T LET HER GET THAT POTION!!!
  • Clifton: (He fired his Wolbfe rifle as it created a barricade that Alice just burst through)
  • Samantha: (She casts a magic barricade as Alice just burst through that by depixelating it)
  • Lord Shen: STOP HER!!! SOMEBODY STOP HER!!!!
  • Alice laughs victoriously at their helplessness?!
  • Alice: "SOON, I WILL MAKE MORALITY ILLNESS AND FINALLY DISPOSE OF THAT STUPID GUARDIAN, AND NONE OF YOU WILL STOP- (Suddenly gets crushed by a suddenly appearing giant hand made of concept art) AAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?! (The hand lifted itself up, reveiling a crushed and weakened Alice, being stucked to the hand, as the Pixel Wasteland Guardian was seen having awakened).... WHAT?! NO?! HOW DID YOU WAKE UP SO SOON?!"
  • Ly: "THAT COULD INADVERTINGLY BE YOUR OWN FAULT, ALICE?! IT SENSED YOU EASILY TRUMPING OUR EFFERTS AND QUICKLY SENSED YOU WERE A THREAT?! IN YOUR DESPERATION, YOU DOOMED YOURSELF?! YOU BECAME TOO POWERFUL FOR YOUR OWN GOOD?!"
  • Miko: "Most regretable, Alice Angel. You should've surrendered when you had the chance."
  • Alice: OH, SO I'M NOT ALLOWED TO DEFEND MYSELF, BUT YOU ARE?!? THAT'S A BULLCRAP REMARK AND YOU KNOW IT!!!
  • Mr. Dodo: Not sure the Guardian will agree with you there, ol chap. (The Pixel Wasteland Guardian roared at Alice, as it's 3rd arm weilded the ship scepter)
  • Alice lost all her powers, and back to melt into the Guardian's hand.
  • Alice: "NO?! NO?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?! NO?! NO?! NOOOOOOOOOOOO- (Turns into concept art and forever became apart of the Pixel Wasteland Guardian, exspelling the pixilumium and the flouting engry of Razoff's love)...."
  • Earthworm Jim: "..... Welp, guess we won. (The Pixel Guardian looks at Gazelle and Qui, growling in reckindising their power) Who's up for burgers?!"
  • Lord Shen: "Uh, I, don't think we're done yet. The Guardian is looking at us!"
  • Miko: "I'm afraid at Gazelle and Quidilen most likely. It has reckindised your powers when you fought."
  • The Pixel Wasteland guardian reached out for the two.
  • Gazelle: ".... GREAT GUARDIAN, WAIT?! (The Guardian stopped, curious and confused)..... Here us out before you grab me and Quidilen. We wish to speak to you about something?"
  • The Guardian Moans and Groans inquizitively as it takes a closer look.
  • Gazelle: Think for a second. We're very powerful. Powerful enough to destroy a lot, in fact. But why didn't we do that already? BECAUSE WE'RE NOT THREATS! We're just here to stop a rogue from unintentionally leaking the Cybervoid into our worlds, which might include yours. We just needed to stop Alice from killing you first to prevent another issue. We saved your life.
  • Fidget: YEAH, SO F*** OFF!!!
  • Gazelle: FIDGET, REALLY?!?
  • Fidget: The big guy tried to take you both!!!
  • Quidilin: We have it under control. We don't need you to insult it for just following instinct! It's like scolding a dog for going after a bone. Now please leave it to us- (The Guardian left)...... What just happened?
  • Rayman: It might've gotten the point when Fidget started up the argument and walked away like any annoyed sap.
  • Icky: "Aw nuts, and we didn't even got it to worry about the wasteland abit more."
  • Ly: "Don't worry. We will tend to that in good time, now that we process the slab that can summon it, and we can imprison the leaderless Inks into their own cartrages, and give the less evil of them a chance to change for the better, like the Scearchers and, even the Butcher Gang."
  • Icky: "What about your old foes?"
  • Earthworm Jim: "Oh, we have ALOT of plans for those assholes."
  • Pajama Sam: "Trust me. The Pixel Wastelands won't worry about them again for a good long, long, long while."
  • SpongeBob: So, in other words, our work here is done?
  • Inky: I suppose it is.... We can help you destroy the Pixellanium Facility.
  • Kal Wardin: "May as well, now that we got the picture on how much trouble that stuff can be here."
  • Malice: So where do we begin?
  • Ralph: We follow the purple mist trails. The High Council is already there waiting for us.

Chapter 5: Operation: Depixellation

Pixellanium Facility

  • Vi-Tor was seen having visited the facilty in wondering about why the misfits having arrived and saw their misadventures......
  • Vi-Tor: Tooked out Alice, huh? Good. She was just a whiny black bag of ink cartridges who complained about me hogging her spotlight in taking over the place. What fitting irony then for that Guardian to not even let her get to far in trying to kill it? But at the same time.... The delay is now over, and now I'm sure it's not safe to visit the facility this time around.... James? Now is a perfect time for you to make prepreations.... I am going back to the safety of the Cybervoid now that I know that they're coming. (Vi-Tor leaves for the Cybervoid as a figure was seen)...."
  • Voice: "..... About, damn, time."

Heroes Location

  • Icky: About, damn, time! (They saw the giant flying facility spreading large misty paths of pixellanium)... I thought we'd never make it here.
  • Pajama Sam: Well you did have a lot of minor problems to deal with, but yeah.
  • Mighty No. 9: So what is that purple stuff again?
  • Ralph: It's a fictional element from our world called pixellanium.
  • King Julian: Lame!
  • Archimedes: I think it's a good name. The opinion of an idiot like you doesn't matter.
  • Ralph: Well anyway, the element has the ability to deconstruct things from a molecular/digital level, is programmable, and can construct new environments and people. Buuuuut, it's addictive, corruptive, and can be easily used for evil. Vi-Tor became corrupted by the stuff when he was digitally executed and resurrected by it.
  • Inky: So do we have a plan of attack?
  • Alex: To quote Iron Man, we have a plan: ATTACK!
  • Yen Sid: Let's not get crazy. We need a better plan than that.
  • Ignitus: "We could try a stealthy enterence, but I worry that after a simular attempt with Alice, Vi-Tor or whoever serves as his best henchmen being encharged of this place might be prepared for us."
  • Piglet gulped.
  • Piglet: I just remembered, I have a very important appointment... Under my bed!
  • Icky: "Aw jesus christ, I knew this Pooh Series Staple was gonna show up!"
  • Tigger: But, Piglet, we have to help the Lodgers face Viral Vi-Tor.
  • Piglet: Why?
  • Rabbit: Because all of the Universes are depending on them.
  • Tigger: Oh, come on, ol' Piglet, ol' partner, ol' buddy. This little team-up won't be so bad.
  • Piglet: Wouldn't be so bad? His name is VIRAL Vi-Tor, not "Friendly Vi-Tor" or "Perfectly Wonderful Vi-Tor". No, it's VIRAL Vi-Tor. He's too dangerous to mess with!
  • Rabbit: But Piglet, what about this moisode?
  • Piglet: I-is there anything in this episode about everything returning back to normal in the end?
  • Sir Hiss: Actually, there is. Why do you think this chapter is called "Operation: Depixellation"? That is a pretty good garrentie that the odds aren't nessersarly in Vi-Tor's absolute favor.
  • Piglet: (gulps) Well, if you're sure... Okay.
  • Icky: (Hits his head on the wall of a nearby shack)
  • Gazelle: "..... You guys done?"
  • Pooh: "Yes, the trope has passed."
  • Icky: Thank GOD!! We've got no more time to lose. (They head up for the Facility)...
  • Rutt: So where do we start, eh?
  • Tiffany: Well... (They see a teleport elevator on the bottom)...... (Then they saw inverted platforming terrain)... (Then they saw a plethora of Omicronized obstacles)......
  • Timon:... SON OF A-
  • Simba: Do you wanna blow our cover?!
  • Rocket: Let's shoot us some buttholes! (They crossed the platforming sector under Deadpool's control as this music played)
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Spongebob Battle for Bikini Bottom music - Spongebob's Dream

  • A stack of explosive barrols are seen blocking the first platform.
  • Icky: "Aw gees, he explosive barrol trope? Really? Litterally every video game has this crap!"
  • Skipper: Shut up and USE them! (They used the explosive barrels to take out multiple enemies)
  • A series of giant closing and openning mechinased beartraps are seen!
  • Bagheera: "Oh joy. A bear's worse nightmare given an upgrade! How are we to pass this?!"
  • Ratchet: You guys better let a champion of Annihilation Nation handle this. (He dodges the entire obstacle course and shut it off from the other side) Booyah!
  • Laptrap: Showoff. (They reached the inverted areas and used the lack of central gravity to get across Ratchet and Clank style while fighting off enemies)
  • Mr. Krabs: I think I'm gonna be sick. (They approach platforms from the SpongeBob Battle For Bikini Bottom and Movie games)...
  • SpongeBob:... Oy! (Takes deep breath) GET THAT PARKOUR!!! (The heroes bounced, hopped, crossed, rolled, and avoided much of the course) Whew! (They saw bigger courses from the two games)... OH DEAR NEPTUNE!!!!
  • Gilda: PLEASE tell me we can skip this course!!!
  • Ly: I don't think you can. Not only are obstacles swarming this one, but Vi-Tor doesn't like 'cheaters' in his game.
  • Twilight: Well screw Vi-Tor AND his rules. (She teleports only for her to be sent back with no wings or horn)... WHAT, THE TARTARUS!!!!
  • Ly: Hate to say I told you so.
  • Rainbow Dash: Well I still say f*** him. We're not playing this game of his.
  • Ly: (Chuckles) You really don't have a choice.
  • Rainbow Dash: HE DOESN'T GET TO CHOOSE S***! (She tries to fly to the end, but is sent back without her wings)... I AM GOING TO TIE A KNOT IN HIS NECK!!!!!!
  • Ralph: Guys, if you want to keep your advantageous abilities, I advise you play along.
  • Bomberman: Hell no! That's like telling a slave to follow through his slavery. It's degrading.
  • Spyro: Guys, what's so bad about just doing this? We came this far.
  • Timon: Because what if there's a bigger one afterward? This is a horrible game and we don't wish to play anymore. The only winning move is not to play.
  • Chaos: (Chuckles) You guys don't get it, do you? In Vi-Tor's game, there IS no quitting. The only way you quit is by letting him win and destroy the UUniverses. I thought that was pretty clear by now. Even our magic won't work. All it will do is take our magic away.
  • Genie: He's right, unfortunately. That's kinda why we don't stop him with just a snap of our fingers.
  • Banzai: Well I for one am TIRED of being that snakehead's toy!! I say f*** his rules and just magic away his ass!
  • Merlin: Banzai, we're telling you, it won't work!
  • Banzai: (Snatching his wand) And I'M telling YOU, I'M SICK OF THIS S***!!! DEUS EX MACHINUSAWHATEVER!!!!! (The spell didn't work as the wand was digitally confiscated and Merlin was depowered)...
  • Merlin:... Thanks a lot, Banzai. Now I've lost my wand AND Magelio powers!
  • Icky: "(GROANS), SO MUCH FOR MAGILO BEING A FIX ALL SOLUTION?!"
  • Banzai: Ugh, I'm going to kill myself!
  • Gazelle: We don't need any of that. We're getting to Vi-Tor one way or another. So stop being lazy and grow some cojones! (Almost everyone shrugged and went through the bigger course and finally reached the last biggest one to the teleport elevator)
  • Timon:... SONOVA ********** ****** ******************** GRUB PASTE!!!!!! WHY THE ******** ********* GARGLERS DOES THIS ******** *********** ************ HAPPEN TO US?!? I-
  • Pumbaa: TIMON, GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF!!! We can make it up there. It's not like-
  • Icky: IT'S NOT LIKE NOTHING!!! DON'T JERK OFF KARMA LIKE THAT, PLEASE!!! We've got some heights to climb... Or bounce... Or whatever we gotta do to get up there.
  • A giant Pixilumium riddled sinkhole was seen!
  • Boss Wolf: "Yeesh, somebody better tell Vi-Tor he has a sinkhole problem."
  • Phil: Yeah, pretty sure he knows. (He points out people being dumped inside the sinkhole and emerging as pixellanium monsters that become obstacles for the course)...
  • Jesse:... That guy's a d***!
  • Kowalski: Well yeah, we made him that way.
  • Jesse: Be glad we're not going to beat YOUR asses when this is over because of that, tuxedo bird.
  • Gazelle: "Now is NOT a time for arguements!"
  • Shifu: She's right. We must move. (They began going up the course using the many different abilities from their video games including double jumps, fighting the obstacles and reaching the checkpoint mailbox)
  • Pajama Sam: Ah, mailboxes. Our checkpoint capital sites.
  • Crazy Otto: And the most stock of checkpoint objects.
  • Kowalski: I'd be insulted for making them in our game if that wasn't true.
  • ???: (As a familiar barricade put a shield around them trapping them) HELLO, HERO SCUM!!!
  • Tai: The gunk was that?!
  • Sandy: Don't look at us. His voice is disguised.
  • ???: I'll make short work out of you misfit c***-s*****s!! (He summons legions of Omicronized Commando Beavers including 6 Juggernauts)
  • Icky: SIX S***-EATERS?! COME ON, OVERKILL MUCH?!
  • ???: Don't hear you, don't care, go f*** yourself. GET EM!!! (The six juggernauts shot at them as Samantha rebounded their bullets and defeated them leaving the regular Commando Beavers standing)
  • Samantha: Miniguns are like hoses to me at this point. Be glad we still have magic.
  • Beaver 1: "....... Now what? The Jugs are toasted!"
  • Beaver 2: "..... TACTICAL RETREAT?! (The beavers ran off!)."
  • Icky: "Tch, so much for this being Insanity Difficulty."
  • Sandy: "Why did you have to go and challnage Karma like that?"
  • Icky: Uh, I think we know why. It's insane difficulty.
  • Sandy: And your point is?
  • Icky:... Do you really want me to trigger karma more by saying why?
  • Patrick: Yes, because we can't know if you don't explain.
  • SpongeBob: Patrick!
  • Icky: I CAN'T SAY IT WITHOUT TRIGGERING KARMA!!!! YOU GUYS HAVE ANY INTUITION?!?
  • Mr. Whiskers: Ohhhhhh, I get it now. You can't get any harder than insane difficulty. (It was then set to ludicrous difficulty as nothing but massively Omicronized Commando Beaver Juggernauts came out as Vi-Tor was heard laughing at their expense)......
  • Brandy:... I will not miss you when you die of your own stupidity, Whiskers!
  • Cassady: Ugh! It really makes me realised that we were LUCKY we managed to bring down Alice!
  • Lord Shen: "OKAY, FOR NOW ON, NO MORE TRIGGERING KARMA IN THIS EPISODE FROM HERE ON OUT?!"
  • (Vi-Tor): Well look on the bright side, at least it can't get any worse from here- (A timer was set as the course began to collapse) OOPS!! (Laughs hysterically)
  • Boss Wolf: NOT COOL, MAN!!!!! YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE!!!!
  • Rainbow Dash: (Struggling with no wings) No doi he did that on purpose! Let's just save our skins and get up there!!! (They managed to make it to the top and beat the timer thanks to Deadpool as they find the teleport elevator)
  • Xandy: FINALLY!!! We made it to the goddurn televator!
  • Fidget: Televator?
  • Xandy: H'what, y'all thought that with our dimension's scientific creativity, we didn't come up with something like this? We call it a televator. Sort've a portmanteau of teleport and elevator.
  • Kowalski: Cool and fair point. But VV is definitely not going to make it easy since we're now on ludicrous difficulty. Look. (The teleport elevator was guarded by an army of Omicron forces which were immediately mutated by pixellanium nodes)
  • Rico: ARE YA KIDDING ME?!
  • Timon: Okay f*** this! LEMMING TIME!!! (He jumps off the ledge)
  • Pumbaa: TIMON!!! (The Death Screen occurred and Timon respawned)
  • Timon: What? We're immortal here. I just do that to blow off steam. Not a big deal.
  • (Vi-Tor): Be grateful I don't revoke your unlimited lives because not only is it pointless due to the nature of purgatories, BUT I LOVE THIS GAME TOO MUCH FOR IT TO END!!
  • Timon: Oh we are SOOOOO grateful- (He was shot off the ledge by a gunned Omicron soldier and respawned after the Death Screen as Vi-Tor laughed)
  • Chaos:.... You're a disgrace to chaos.
  • (Vi-Tor): As suppose to that chaos was suppose to be graceful?
  • Chaos: "Duh, well, no, BUT THERE'S AN ART TO CHAOS, YOU AMATURIC-?!..... GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH?! THE SOONER HE'S BANISHED BACK TO THE LAND OF 1S AND 0S, THE BETTER?!"
  • (Vi-Tor): TRY ME, PUSSY-CAT!? (The heroes immediately took on the enhanced forces)
  • Lord Shen: "Why is Vi-Tor bothering with all these defences?! He's not even in that facility most likely given he's in the Cybervoid?!"
  • Alexus: "Remember what he said about that he may have a teleporter device capable of eaching the Cybervoid for his followers to enter! Alot of these guys could be for THAT!"
  • Icky: "Yeesh, all these guys for one teleporter? That's abit much, don't ya think? I mean, ya think Vi-Tor would be THRILLED that we're coming over?"
  • Zosimo: "Well let's remember that he's also planning to free them darkspawn guys yer worried about. I bet my bricthes that this place also holds some vulerable infomation about it!"
  • Soothsayer: Plus, to villains, you can never have too many minions. It's all on what kind you have.
  • (Deadpool): Let's slice some jerks. (They kept fighting the forces until they reach the televator and activate it)
  • Vi-Tor on Computer: Uhuhuh! You didn't say the magic word! (Displays passcode tab) Say the magic word or you're not getting past.
  • Banzai: ARE YOU F*****G KIDDING ME WITH THIS JURASSIC PARK BULLS***?!
  • Tiffany: Remember that this is on the hardest difficulty now!
  • Icky: "Well, at least you just said that and not go MSM on us to complain on how sometimes our adventures get done quicker then expected. If likely because he edited that out because it would've sounded too disrespectful."
  • Ralph: Can we just find a way to hack this elevator?
  • Xandy: Televator.
  • Ralph: Why does it matter? It goes up and down. Elevator. Televators are just elevators with Sci-Fi toppings.
  • Zosimo: Eh, you can't argue with that.
  • Alexus: Alright, I got it! (Presses the button)
  • Vi-Tor: EEEEEEEHHHT, WRONG!!! SECURITY BREACH!!! (Omicron forces swarm out of the televator)
  • Alexus: WHAT THE PIXELSTICKS?! THAT WAS THE HIGHEST LEVEL OF HACKING EVER!!!!
  • Icky: "(Mockingly) Remember that it's on highest difficulty now!"
  • Ethan: Must've been a hack-detector that bypasses and negates hacks.
  • Alexus: HACK DETECTOR, WHAT THE F***?!?
  • Ralph: ".... I hate to say it, but at this point, it might not be the difficulty anymore. Vi-Tor could just be cheating at this point!"
  • (Vi-Tor): "Ya can't cheat if there are no rules with me!"
  • Ralph: "THAT'S JUST AN EXCUSE TO FREELY SCREW US OVER AND YOU KNOW IT?!"
  • Commando Beaver Giant Juggernaut: (He got two giant guns similar to the Expunger in Superman At Earth's End out) SURRENDER YOUR BUTTHOLES SO I CAN SHOOT IN EM!!!!
  • Giant CBJ: Prepare to be no-scoped by BULLETBUSTER!!!!!
  • Kowalski: Laame!
  • Bulletbuster: (He fired his ridiculously maxed twin guns at them as they took cover)
  • Yen Sid: We must get into the facility.
  • Alexus: But hacking didn't work and it's likely that inner access via the televator is in security lockdown afterward. Only outer access will be allowed now.
  • Kowalski: Oh, perfect. Now how do we get inside?
  • Private: I'm sure we can find another way inside.
  • Mama Odie: That's the only way inside.
  • Bryson: Then we're blasting our way inside!
  • Mama Odie: The walls are immune to damage thanks to an invisible shield.
  • Bryson: DAMMIT!!!
  • Alexus: Well is there ANY way to get in, then?!
  • Icky: "(Icky got an idea)...... YO, BULLET-HEAD?!"
  • Bulletbuster stopped with a screeching halt in confusion....
  • Icky: ".... What's the Password to the place?"
  • Bulletbuster: "Well, that's easy. Vi-tor-ulez321."
  • Alexus enters that password and the televador works once more as it continues assending.
  • Icky: "..... Thanks!"
  • Bulletbuster: "YOUR WELCOME!"
  • Icky: "...... When all else fails, ask a stupid henchmen."
  • Bulletbuster: "....... Wait........ Oops."
  • (Vi-Tor): Oops indeed. You were warned what happens when idiocy lets them win. (Bulletbuster was digitally and graphically executed)... Not that I expected much anyway.

Inside Facility

  • Icky: (They teleported in as they were surrounded on all sides by armed Omicron forces)... Ohhh... Should have thought this through. (They were all blasted dead with the Death Screen playing and were respawned as they thought ahead and used a magic shield to protect themselves and take cover)... (On tape recorder) Note to self: don't be predictable.... Oh, it's full. What else have I been... (Rewinds it and plays)
  • (Icky): "Note to self: don't be a moron." "Note to self: Don't be expected." "Note to self: Don't underestimate people." "Note to self: Don't give villains a reason to mock us." "Note to self: Remember to throw away the bagel in the back of the fridge, the cream cheese went bad."
  • Icky: Okay, I clearly never learn.
  • Patrick: "Oh that's why that Bagal tasted odd."
  • Icky: "...... Well, crap."
  • Lord Shen: ".... Kolwalski, WE MAY HAVE TO RECONSIDER YOUR OMICRON SHARING PLANS FOR THIS?!"
  • Kowalski: I CAN SEE THAT!!! BUT IT'S NOT THE FIRST TIME MY CREATIONS ALMOST DESTROY THE WORLD!!
  • Ralph: Well this would certainly take the cake.
  • Pajama Sam: (Uses his flashlight to blind some of the troopers and leave them vulnerable to attack)
  • Putt-Putt: (Pep was driving him in a road rage) PEP, TAKE IT EASY!!!! (They ran over several troopers while being controlled by Deadpool until one of them held Pep at gunpoint as a Busted Screen played, till it got interupted as the trooper was blasted by Kal)
  • Bigger GBCJ: EMBARRASS MY SON AND GET HIM KILLED, WILL YA?! (He arms bigger Expunger-like guns)
  • Max: INCOMING ARMED FATGUY ALERT!!!! (Bulletbuster's Father yelled like a maniac firing his gigantic guns as they scatter for cover)
  • Rayman: (Throws his fist at his crotch as it surprisingly did nothing)... Those are some iron balls right there. (He dodges the gun blasts)
  • Bulletbuster's Dad: KIDS, HELP ME AVENGE YOUR BROTHER!!! (Three other identical brothers appeared)
  • Maria/Fidget/Sparx/Banzai/Icky/Iago/Maximo/Boy Sora/Timon/Eddy/Cera/Rabbit/Vexx: OH, COME ON, TIME OUT!!!! (They fired at them as they chased the heroes in the circular room guns blazing)
  • Timon: (Dubbed as Megamind) WE'RE CALLING TIME OUT!! TIME OUT, TIME OUT, TIME OUT!!!!! (Everyone ran comically from the chaos following them)
  • Pumbaa: (He unleashed a giant fart that blinded and grossed them out as the heroes retreated into hiding)
  • Kion:... Well that was a close one. (The father and two of the kids guard the exit as the other child looks for them cocking his multiple gun barrels)
  • Ratchet: Well how do we get past them?!
  • Sebastian: Yeah, mon, those guys are dynamite!!
  • Sylic: "..... Let me try something. (Shove her arm into the wall, hacked into the system and bypassing code, and activated turrents onto the trio)."
  • Bulletbuster's dad: ".... Awwwww, s***! (The turrents fired against the trio as they died, and de-digitised.)"
  • Sylic: "..... The Mistress of Hacks, strikes again."
  • Ralph: "How did you manage to surpass Vi-Tor's code?"
  • Sylic: "My people have a symbolic relationship with all things tec. It was like that before, Sega banished my people here."
  • Ralph: I'd, complain about how that suddenly was a thing with you, but my mother raised me to not look a gift-horse in the mouth, so screw it, I'll take it! Now we can go find the power core. (They head out and explored the place for a whole minute as this music played)
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Spider-Man Friend or Foe Soundtrack - Oscorp Japan ~Explore~

  • (New Voice): "Not bad, not bad at all. I have waited too long for my long awaited rematch on what you cretins had done to me?!"
  • Ash: "Wait.... Is that, James from Team Rocket?"
  • Kolwalski: ".... Oh no. Forgot about HIM?!"
  • The figure flew down from a large cealing pit and landed, reveiling...... An actselly radically different Butterfly Man.
  • "James Butterfly": "BEHOLD, FOOLS?! IT IS I, JAMES BUTTERFLY, WHO-"
  • Icky: "HOLD UP, HOLD UP?!..... Who are you, and what you had done with the REAL James Butterfly, wise guy? Last time I check, he looked like this! (Brings up James Butterfly's proper appearence)."
  • "James Butterfly": "..... You..... You don't reckindised me?"
  • Kolwalski: "..... Yeeeeeaaaaaaahhhh, I had been meaning to say that Vi-Tor wasn't the, only, re-designed character. I just couldn't get passed on how overly unoriginal he was, so.... Here you go."
  • Icky: "..... Well now people are gonna be confused with this guy, Kolwalski! Maybe having Omicron recalled was a good idea!"
  • 01: "But we are still gonna have a home there, right?"
  • Icky: "Oh don't worry, there's still that. But ya may want to wait until this likely to form controversey dies out in the progress."
  • James Butterfly: "YOU SERIOUSLY DIDN'T RECKINDISED ME?! YOU FOUGHT ME MANY TIMES?!"
  • Skipper: "Tecnecally, the original episode never had the chance to go that far because the Producer wanted to get to That Certain Episode That Came Afterwords alot sooner. So, canonicly, we were only able to fight you like, totally once and you haven't been a thing until now, appearently."
  • James Butterfly was mind-fucked by this revelation.
  • Kolwalski: ".... Guys, do remember that his memory are based on the pre-determined game scripts me and Sandy wrote down for them, alchourse the characters wouldn't get that."
  • James Butterfly: "..... F*** IT, I WAS GONNA MAKE A NICE VILLAINIOUS SPEECH ON HOW MUCH I AWAITED FOR REVENGE, BUT NOW I'M PROVOKED INTO JUST ENDING YOU ALREADY?!"
  • Kowalski: Yeah, he mainly looks like this not just for originality. He's supposed to have undergone many forms and near-deaths in the original and this is the end result.
  • James Butterfly: Thanks for pointing that out TOO LATE!!! Now if we're done getting to know each other, it's payback time! (Unleashes Doomsday onto them)
  • Icky: "And alchourse the appearence of something we didn't tecnecally get to meet and beat! This episode took a fun turn!"
  • Kowalski: Yeah and James was supposed to be bonded with it.... But... Now we gotta- (They avoided it after it roared in their faces)
  • Robot: IT ROARS?! WHY THE F*** DOES IT ROAR?! IT'S A ROBOT!!!!
  • Kowalski: I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE COOL, OKAY?!
  • (Deadpool): Well it's not cool that it's basically one of Smythe's robots from the first Amazing Spider-Man game, except with four legs and poorly redesigned.
  • (Frank): Do you really have to point out every unoriginality?
  • (Deadpool): Someone has to. Heads up, beam breath. (Doomsday fired a golden beam of solar energy that scorched wherever it hit as it's six red eyes laser-guided at them)
  • Drew: Oh boy! (They dodged the golden beam again as it's abdomen opened to recharge it's shielded solar battery from the suns outside)
  • Crane: Aha! Guys! We need to take out the battery in it's abdomen)
  • Gilda: I saw it, but it's kinda shielded. (They noticed shield generators on it's back)... And I think I just found THE *SMASH* SHIELD GENERATORS!! (Doomsday got aggravated and it's yellow glows became purple glows)
  • Sam: Oh no. We all know what purple means. (Doomsday transformed into a new form with eight legs and two scorpion arms, and the head fuses with the abdomen)
  • Xandy: OMG, IT TURNED INTO A GIGANTASQUID!!!!
  • Vancer: Seems more like a Cephstace than a Gigantasquid.
  • Xandy: Well, it depends on your interpretation, really.
  • Skipper: Ya know, this pixellanium being used on everyone and everything stuff is REALLY getting old!!! (The new Doomsday charged up as it's abdomen head gained shielding and it began to attack them) THE SOONER THIS EPISODE ENDS, THE BETTER?!
  • Penny: UGH, HOW ARE WE GOING TO TAKE OUT THAT BATTERY WITH THAT PIXELLANIUM INSIDE IT'S WICKED CIRCUITRY!!!
  • Tiffany: We just need to find the source of the pixellanium and destroy it!
  • Po: And where would THAT be, in it's laser mouth of death?!
  • Tai: Only one way to find out! Agumon! (Agumon became WarGreymon and fought against Doomsday)
  • Clank: You know I could've done that.
  • Ash: Well so would many others, but it's REALLY hard to choose with short notice with a psyco bot after ya.
  • WarGreymon: (He tore into Doomsday's mouth and tore out the Pixellanium Battery shutting down it's pixellanium abilities as it reverts back to it's original form)
  • Spyro: Now's our cue! (He and Cynder flew off and took out it's generators and battery in a similar manner to their defeat of the Earth Golem in a QTE orchestrated by Deadpool)
  • Donkey: TIMBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER- (Doomsday fell on top of him)... Ow! (The same "Wasted" Gag played again as Donkey was respawned).... Ya know, THAT is getting abit aged as well!
  • James Butterfly: "WHAT?! NO FAIR?! HOW DID YOU DEFEATED IT?!"
  • Icky: "Dude, we fought giant robots before. Heck, earlier before, we wasted a crudely made ATTEMPT at a robot back at that Ink place. All you always have to do is nail that sweet-spot, and it's done!"
  • James Butterfly: "D'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH?! NEVER SEND A ROBOT TO DO A BUG-MAN'S JOB?!" (He swooped down towards them and was about to kick Private until Skipper pounced into private to save him as this music played)
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Spider-Man Friend or Foe Soundtrack - Green Goblin Boss Battle Phase 1

  • James Butterfly: (He throws pixellanium grenades that exploded and warp it's blast radius digitally) Grrgh!
  • Skipper: You think you can win? We still remember your 'fragile' wings.
  • James Butterfly: (Laughs hysterically) You do, do you? Well news flash, these wings are nano-reinforced. (His blue butterfly wings jolted in electricity as he uses them to slice a platform support that fell towards the dodging heroes) I was specifically rebuilt to never suffer another near-death again from you- (Gazelle effortlessly used the Uniter Blade to do considerable damage to the wings) DAAAAAAAAAAAAH?! 
  • Gazelle: "..... I don't think he planned for Uniter Blade powers."
  • James Butterfly: "..... UN, FAIR?! UNFAIR, UNFAIR, UNFAIR?! It felt as if my wings were still normal?!"
  • Gazelle: This weapon surpasses all others. As long as I wield this, we WILL stop you AND Vi-Tor!
  • ???: Ohhhh nonononono! (Her entire Uniter Power was in the process of being digitally confisgated, but it resisted as Vi-Tor screamed in pain)! WHAT?! I DIDN'T EVEN PHYSICALLY TOUCHED IT, AND IT HURTED ME?!
  • Gazelle: "It reckindsed your great evil from across the cosmos and refused to bow to your whims!"
  • (Vi-Tor):... You know, if that thing is SOOOOOOOO unstoppable, why don't you just use it to solve your problems like that laziest heroes you are?!
  • Silence.....
  • Icky: "..... Ya know what, because you suggested it and that this episode is taking too long thanks to the filler adventure, why not? You can go ahead and insult us all you want, this episode has outlasted it's time."
  • (Vi-Tor): "WAIT WAIT WAIT, THAT WAS MEANT TO INSULT-"

FLASH!

Chapter 6: Beating Vi-Tor At His Game

Cybervoid

  • All the heroes were at the Cybervoid, as it appears that Vi-Tor's realm ripper and entire citadal is already in ruins......
  • Vi-Tor: "..... Wha, no, no, NOOOOOOOOOOO?!? HOW DID THIS HAPPEN ALL SO QUICKLY?!"
  • Icky: "Well production troubles and a bad fight lead to this episode being shorten in favor of getting this episode done already. Ya just HAD to mock us for how we do things around here."
  • Vi-Tor: "..... Never, again, will I EVER complain, about how this series will go!"
  • Scroopfan's voice: "Ya know, your lucky that I am in a good enough mood to try this again, BUT your still gonna get your butt handed to you by the Cyber-Guardians, just because."
  • The Cyber-Guardians rose up from nowhere as Vi-Tor saw them!
  • Vi-Tor: "...... NEVER, AGAIN?!"
  • CENSORED!
  • Announcer: "(As the sound of Vi-Tor getting his ass kicked was heard) We apologies for we cannot let you see these graphic depictions of Vi-Tor getting his ass handed to him as an end result of an episode taking too long to complete and a bad fight. Please take the time to look at a relaxingly cute video of Derpy Hooves saying "Giddy-Up".
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This little Derpy saw it all

  • Announcer: "I got word that the beating is done and we can see the rest of this program."
  • Vi-Tor was seen ebing taken back to Omicron via a beam of light from the Cyber Guardians, as Team Scattergood, confused of what happened, along with the newly accepted concepts, are taken to Omicron, the Pixel Wastelanders get beammed right back into a new healing Pixel Wasteland, and the Lougers and other heroes, with Sylic being held by Icky, are sent back to the universes.

Epilogue

Dragon Temple

  • SpongeBob: (All the UUniversal heroes lay in a giant cartoonish pile)... Is everyone okay?
  • Fidget: (Realizes he's on Trixie's belly)... More than okay, I just hit the jackpot!
  • Trixie: Eech, no way hosé! (Kicks him down the pile with a comical plop)
  • Icky: "..... Welp, thanks to Scroopfan and MSM having a bad fight, we once again have an episode that goes through a needless defeluptment hell that ultamately ends on the ending being comedicly rushed because it's defeluptment time exceeded desires to seek out other episodes."
  • Iago: "Ehh, at least we had fun with the episode before clamity struke."
  • Lord Shen: "Well, once again, this becomes another episode we would rather not talk too much about..... Wait... Where's Kairi, Sora, and Riku?"
  • ???: Right here Uncle Shen! (The three suddenly appear differently and it's revealed they're in their Kingdom Hearts III attire)
  • Sandy:... Holy spicy macaroni with hot crossed buns on a great picnic day in Texas! Y'all look nice!!
  • Phil: I think that's how they're supposed to appear by their next game next year.
  • Edd: Must be the result of that crazy time dilation the Depixelizer caused.
  • Sora:... (They look at their new attire as he started getting more drawn to Kairi)... Wow... Kairi... You look... Fetching.
  • Kairi: You're not so bad yourself, kiddo. (The two chuckle and blush)
  • Kirby Tuff: JUST KISS ALREADY!!!!
  • Tiff: TUFF!!
  • Kirby Tuff: SOMEONE HAD TO SAY IT!!!!
  • Icky: "..... Why do I feel like we're only even having this scene because MSM wanted to show off the new character models from KH3?"
  • Phil: I'm getting that vibe too.
  • Deadpool: Yeah, he pretty much did. But let's be honest, given how much development hell KH3 has been through, anyone else would. I know Tman would if he was still here.
  • Lord Shen: "Oh, convinent that your here Deadpool..... Now we can discuss about your prior shenanagins with us when this WHOLE thing started?!"
  • Deadpool: "Aw crap, I knew that was gonna come bite my ass!" (Every single hero began to beat him up as Sora and Kairi couldn't help but finally kiss)
  • Everyone: (They stopped briefly) Awwwww! (They then went back to beating up Deadpool)

Skullian Prime.

  • The Architect stared immensly mad at this great defeat, as Krin-Nom, even Kronma and Makron, are slowly and cautiously giving their master space.
  • The Architect: "HOW COULD THIS PLAN HAVE FAILED?! IT WAS PERFECT?!"
  • Krin-Nom: "Look on the brightside, sire! They weren't able to get the info they wanted from Vi-Tor in thanks to the Cyber Guardians sending the snake beast back to Omicron!"
  • The Architect: "BUT THEIR COMPUTER WILL RETURN TO RELITIVE NORMALNESS NOW, AND THEY WILL SEE THAT THEIR GARBAGE FILE HAS MY TRACES IN IT?! I am forced to go vacant, once more! I want you three to start packing up our needed assentionals!?"
  • ???: "No need, Architect darling."
  • Fem Fatal was seen with the Enforcers already covering that.
  • Fem Fatal: "..... Titan has ordered me to picked you up in advance to an ineditability of a High Council hunt."
  • The Architect: ".... Ugh.... Let me guess..... Titan didn't like the radical shift of Vi-Tor's actions because it infected his business in some way?"
  • Fem Fatal: "Oh yes, darling. See, Titan was the head insigator on why that Junjie fool even started that pirating operation on Omicron. You ended up compromising a promising game pirating operation."
  • The Architect: "Well be informed that his inconvinence was at best an unintentional sin. I'll apologenicly admit that I should've warned him about it in advance."
  • Fem Fatal: "Well fact of the matter is, darling.... He has ordered for you to be kept on a VERY tight leash for now on! Starting after High Council interest has washed away, you are no longer allowed to start plans independent of his approval."
  • The Architect: "Ugh.... Was the prospect of pirating a simple game THAT promising to him that he chains up my will like an animal?"
  • Fem Fatal: "He expected it to be the most highest earn crime act of his career! It ended up embarrising him to the other mafias of the allience!"
  • The Architect: "(Sigh).... A small price I am willing to pay, if I am to redeem myself in his eyes."
  • Fem Fatal: "He'll be pleased to hear that, Darling. Oh, and don't worry about the blooming Equestrian threats during your absince.... I saw to it that a certain black pony, would be inspired to seek some of them out, for us."
  • The Architect: ".... (Smiles) There's that, at least."

Fin, but suddenly, James Butterfly appeared!

  • James Butterfly: "HEY?! WHAT ABOUT MY BIG SCENE?! (Gets swatted by a fly-swatter!)...... Owie. (Comeically falls down like paper.)"

Fin, for real.