War of the Hornets (The Swarms are those black lines and dots you see.)
War of the Hornets is the 18th episode in the SpongeBob and Friends Chronicles series. In it, giant mosquito-like hornets swarm the UUniverses. The Shell Lodge then gets a suprise visit from Magnum the Great from the Alternate UUniverses. She says that the Hymenovespula's natural enemies, the Skeetrazoids, which had terrorized the Hymenovespula's way of life for years with their paralyzing venom, have allied with Darkness Qui to wipe out all the heroes in the UUniverses by infecting them with a plague created by Narcotic called the Green Death (similar to the Black Death). The Skeetrazoids have built hives all over the UUniverses so they can be sure to infect EVERY hero, whereas they build the main operation hive somewhere in Gongmen City. When the Lodge learns this, it's up to them, Magnum, and Xandy to destroy the hive, and defeat the hornets before their hero friends die of their infections. but will a sacred foundtain of enteral life, and the includion of mutant monstrosities end up making things diffitcult?
PTE Redux Conditions: When an AUU gets introduced into the PTE, this episode will be remade.
Droid 3: Boys? It would seem we have a large object coming through the portal. It would seem to be a large spacecraft.
Droid 1: Does it have a code clearance?
Droid 3: Yes, and it checks out.
Droid 2: Well, what kind of ship is it exactly? It could be a trap.
Droid 3: Our scanners say it belongs to the... Skeeterazoid Empire.
Droid 1: Let me file my databanks... Does not compute. I have no idea what a 'Skeetrazoid' is.
Droid 2: It's from another UUniverses, you piece of junk! Of COURSE we haven't heard of it!
Droid 3: What are your orders, Commodore SBD-100?
SBD-100: Interrogate this ship. And under no circumstances must it be let into this UUniverses until given special permission by the High Council.
Droid 3: Roger roger!
SBD-100: And again, stop saying that! You're not a Star Wars Droid, for God's sake!
Droid 3: I know, Commodore, but I just like to say it!
SBD-100: Whatever! Just go do your duties!
Droid 3: Roger ro- Yes, sir! Right away, sir! (Leaves, and speaks on communique) Skeeterazoid Imperial Ship? You are not allowed to enter these UUniverses without special permission from the High Council. State your business immediately.
Skeeterazoid Soldier 1: Bzzzzzzzzzzz bzzzzz bzzz bzzzzzzzz bzzzzzzzzz bzzz! ("We come in peace, like I told you.")
Droid 3: Repeat?
Skeeterazoid Soldier 1: (Sighs, and speaks in English) We come in peace, like we told you! God, does any droid in these other worlds know how to speak Skeeterazoid?
Droid 3: Excuse me, but in my defense, you are NOT in my databanks. We were built in these worlds by the Galactic Federation, and are fluent in over 6 million forms of communication, which however does NOT include Skeeterazoid.
Skeeterazoid Soldier 1: ALRIGHT! Sheesh, don't get your circuits shorted out, you tin can!
Droid 3: But anyway, I'm afraid you are forbidden to enter these worlds unless The Galactic Federation or The High Council allows it.
Skeeterazoid Soldier 1: (Off microphone) They won't let us pass, Commander! What are your orders?
Skeeterazoid Commander: Bzzzzzzz bzzzz bzz bzzzzzzz bzzzzzzzzz bzzzzz! Bzzzzzzz bzzz bzz! ("Darkness Qui shall not be deterred! Open fire!")
Skeeterazoid Soldier 1: Yes, sir! (On communique) Then you leave us no choice, bolt bags! (Skeeterazoid ship blasts GF ships)
Droid 3: Uh-oh!
SBD-100: (On radio) CLOSE THE PORTAL! CLOSE IT, CLOSE IT, CLOSE IT!!! (Skeeterazoid ship enters UUniverses before portal can shut on them)
Droid 2: "MAYDAY! MAYDAY! HOSTILE FORCES ON THE ATTACK! WHAT ARE YOUR ORDERS!"
SBD-100: "FALL BACK AND ALARM THE GRAND COUNCIL WOMAN!"
The remaining GF ships retreated!
Commander Sting'nbite (the Steeerazoid leader): "Buzz buzz, buzz buzz buzz buzzz! (Don't waste your ammo on those machinces, We have a prison to visit, and the queen's faverite ally to recover.)"
Prison 42.
Head Warden: "Attention boys! Theres talk about a hostile alternate alien forces that attacked some federation bots, and there's talk they're heading in our sector. They may want the prisoners to join their ranks, so, by any means nessersary, do NOT allow it to happen! And we are to keep a very speical eye on Darkness Qui, who I assumed has something to do with this."
Qui's prison cell.
Qui was meditating.
Batula, and other villains are staring.
Batula: "She's been like this ever since we were brought back to this sinkhole!"
Hank: "Who cares! I am more concern about that the only one who didn't came back is that bitchy pink lizard!"
Anima: "ANIMA!"
Batula: "Oh why did those infernal wardens took away Anima's translater?"
Hank: "He threaten to eat their souls, ya Drakula wanna be!"
Hypnorattle and Petey were laughing!
Hank: "And what are you jerks happy about?! You own so called "dad" put you and the bug back here with us!"
Hypnorattle: "Yeah, but hearing you guys argue like rabbits over carrots is hilarious!"
Batula: "Wanna know something interesting? Appearently, rabbits are not really carrot addits like the Bugs Bunny abertised?"
Hank: "What? Don't be silly, everyone knows rabbits love carrots?!"
Batula: "Then you my friend have not heard of the new studies!"
Hank: "New studies?"
Batula: Yeah, according to the ASCPA, rabbits actually eat carrots because they are considered 'treats' to the rabbits for their high amount of sugar. When a rabbit eats too many carrots, they can get diabetes, gas, or can upset the balance of bacteria in the gut, and lead to gastric distress. Sad, really.
Hypnorattle: Well, I hope Bugs Bunny finds out about that soon.
Hospital
Bugs Bunny: (Sick and laying down) Ohhhh! (Coughs, and gut growls) Uhhgh, my aching gut! Oh, A-go-NEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Present
Hank: Oh, what do YOU know, Hypnoloser? You and your succulent friend there are worthless!
Hypnorattle: At least MY head is not messed up by a bunch of disgusting rot-munching mutant worms.
Petey: (Dubbed as Julien) OOOHHH, BURN! He got you good!, admit it!
Anima: "ANIMA!"
Hank: "I'm assuming he said he wants to eat your soul! What is with this guy and souls?"
Batula: "He is a shadow demon, so it makes sesne."
Hank: "Oh, good point."
Celisus: "Ahem! As much as your prisoner ramblings are amusing, Qui needs to consintract! Her mediations are not to be interupted, for she may possably be contacting a valuable ally of the villain's act of old for our cause!"
Narcotic: "Yeah, so I recimend ya'll take it easy, fallers."
Hank: "Hey, we can't help it we're pissed off that we're in prison!"
Batula: "Besides, she didn't say anything so far."
Narcotic: Because at times like this, she needs patience, and cannot be disturbed. So can you just get yourselves a big bowlful of SHUT UP?!?
Darkness Qui: (Stops meditating) Alright, they're on their way. I'm sending the most deadly creatures from my world to assist me. Much worst than what Hank calls a 'mosquito'.
Celsius: From what I heard of the Galactic Federation, mosquitoes were actually an alien species that was placed on Earth as some kind of wildlife preserve. They say it's an endangered species.
Batula: Mosquitoes are aliens? Well, THERE'S the understatement of the year.
Celsius: At any rate, who are you sending, Qui?
Darkness Qui: The Skeeterazoid Empire.
Anima: AAANNIIMMAA?
Hypnorattle: Skeeter-what Empire?
Narcotic: OOOOOHH, excellent choice, your grace! I've been using them for bioterrorism for years.
Darkness Qui: And they agreed to help us under one condition. They want these worlds to theirselves. So I agreed, and they're gonna help us out. But they need a special weapon source besides their ship's cannons. That's where YOU come in, Narcotic.
Narcotic: Me?
Darkness Qui: Yes. They're hoping that YOU can support them with the weapon source they need to help us wipe out every hero in the UUniverses, including those misfits, and that crazy dragon teenager who's obsessed with me.
Narcotic: Consider it done, your grace. (Takes out a vial of green sludge) This will be the weapon they need. It's called the Green Death.
Batula: Any relation to The Black Death, perhaps?
Narcotic: First of all, I don't know what that is! Secondly, stay out of this! Anyway, this disease is so deadly, it takes days to find the cure. And I assure you, the symptoms are not to be judged as your average nausea.
Hypnorattle: All I'm hearing from that bird-brain is a bunch of pathogen mumbo-jumbo.
Petey: Yeah! What exactly ARE the symptoms of this so-called 'Green Death'?
Narcotic: Nausea, fatigue, weakening of the muscles, sore-throat, and green spots filled with green pus.
Petey: Ew!
Narcotic: And if not treated within 2 days, will lead to death.
Darkness Qui: I like the sound of that!
the wardens come in.
Head Warden: "Alright, we heard talk that an alternate alien race is coming to Prison 42, and we have good reason to believe, one of you had something to do with this. A certain, red dragon."
Hypnorattle: "Yep, we can conferm that Qui was the one who did it by meditating them to come to our united universes to begin with!"
Hank: "TATTLE TAIL!"
Head Warden: "Is that so? Ok, Qui, looks like sonebody's gonna get a full body shock theripy again! just as soon as we hold our defences against those, Steeta-thingies!" (Tremor)
Darkness Qui: Too late. They've arrived.
Narcotic: NOW WE'RE TALKING!
Commander Sting'nbite: Bzzzz bzzz bzz bzzz bzzzzzz bzzzzz bzz! Bzzz bzzzzzz bzzz bzzz bzz bz bzzz bzz! ('Find Darkness Qui and her associates! Things are gonna get greasy when we own this world!') (Skeeterazoids overwhelm guards, and beat them) Bzzzzz bzz! ('There they are!')
Petey: Oh, fuckin' ass crackers!
Darkness Qui: So long, Hypnobitch! Enjoy your unfreedom! (Cackles as Celsius, Narcotic, Hank, Batula, and Anima go with them, and blast off)
Petey:...And I thought insects couldn't get any bigger than a tarantula. Goodness.
Skeeterazoid Spaceship
Darkness Qui: Way to pull that off, Commander Sting'nbite.
Commander Sting'nbite: Bzzzzz bzzz bzzzzz! Bzzz bzzz bzzzzzz bzzzz bzzz bzzzz bzzz bzzz bz! ('We're Skeeterazoids! We didn't declare war on the Hymenovespulas for nothing!')
Darkness Qui: Duly noted. But we've got business to attend to. I want the heroes of these worlds destroyed, and you will be free to rule it by my side.
Commander Sting'nbite: Bzzzzzzz! Bzzz bzzzz bzzzzz bzz bzz bzzzz bzz, bzzz bzzzzzz bzzzz bzzz bzzzz bzz bzzzzz bzzz bzz bzz bzzzzz bzzz bzzzzz bzz? ('Brilliant! Where shall we start, and what weapon will we be using to wipe out those heroes?')
Darkness Qui: Narcotic? If you will?
Narcotic: Yes, your grace! (To Sting'nbite) Commander Sting'nbite, as your bioterrorist master, I have the appropriate weapon for you to use on this mission.
Commander Sting'nbite: Bzzz bzzz bzz bzzz bzzzzz bzzzzzz bzzz bzzz bzz bzzzz bzz? Bzzzz bzzzz bzzzz bzzzzz bzz bzzzzz bzzz bzzz bzzzzzzz bzz. ('It's not Aminorrhea again, is it? Our bellies can't carry that stuff around because it's the only disease that affects us.')
Narcotic: No, Sting'nbite, it's not Aminorrhea. It's Green Death.
Celisus: "I hear talk that if we are to get faster actess to the more farther worlds, we are to congure a place called, Camelot of the Warner Bros universe, a highly believed world of origin of the unifacation of these United Universes."
WB Camelot
Commander Sting'nbite: (Ship comes into area) BZZZZZZZZ!! ('CHARGE!!') (Skeeterazoids swarm around castle)
Knight 1: What the heck?!? What are these things?
Knight 2: I don't know, but they look like a cross-breeding of a mosquito and a very UGLY hornet!
Knight 1: Let's just stomp on their heads and get on with it. (Knights begin fighting Skeeterazoids, but soon get infected by Green Death)
Kayley: What's that? (Looks outside to see Skeeterazoids swarming the castle)
Garen: It appears we have otherworldly invaders afoot. (Silverwing screeches)
WB Merlin: "We must evacuate the king!"
Camelot hall.
WB Arthur: "Merlin, what's going on!"
WB Merlin: "Invaders of another world! We must head into the secret sheltar!"
WB Arthur: Indeed. Describe these invaders.
Kayley: They are alien insectoids that are infecting our knights with some sort of sickness.
WB Arthur: You mean like mosquitoes? Well, that can't be good.
Garen: Should we inform the Shell Lodgers?
WB Arthur: Indeed. They might know a thing or two about these invaders. (Silverwing screeches, alerting the arrival of Skeeterazoid soldiers) HOLY CRUD!
Kayley: Quick, we must get the King out of here before--(Skeeterazoid infects her) Uhhhggh! (Falls to the floor with green pimples)
Garen: KAYLEY! Are you oka--(Skeeterazoid infects him) Uhhhhgh! (Falls to the ground)
Skeeterazoid Soldier: Attack the King! He is deemed as a hero as well!
WB Merlin: (Creates a smoke cloud, and he and WB Arthur disappear)
Skeeterazoid: Darn it! (Silverwing flies out of tower) After that bird! (Skeeterazoids fly after Silverwing)
Rainbow Dash: (Wakes up from nap on cloud) Wha--Wonderbolts, where are yo...(Sees Skeeterazoids down in Ponyville) GREAT GATZBY! NOT ANOTHER INVASION! (Dives down after Skeeterazoid invasion)
Twilight: (Skeeterazoids break into library) What in the name of Celestia?
Skeeterazoid Soldier: It's the one they call Twilight Sparkle! Get her! (Skeeterazoids infect Twilight)
Spike: TWILIGHT! (Skeeterazoids see him)...Uh...suprise?
Skeeterazoid Soldier 2: Boys, get 'em! (Skeeterazoids grab Spike)
Spike: YIPES! (Gets sacked) Ah no you creeps don't!? (Burps, and gets out of sack cause it was set on fire!)
Skeeterazoid: "YIKES?! HE BURPS FIRE?! FALL BACK?!"
The cowards retreat as Spike gets concern of the now ill Twilight.
Spike: "TWILIGHT?!"
Applejack: (At Apple Acres fighting off the invading Skeeterazoids) Sweet sassy-malassy! (Bucks Skeeterazoids) What are these things? (Bucks another)
Big Macintosh: I have no idea, but they sure don't look friendly!
Applebloom: I'll say! (Runs for cover, then Skeeterazoids infect Applejack)
Applejack: Uhhhgh! (Faints)
Big Mac: "SIS!?"
Applebloom: "APPLEJACK!?"
Skeetraziods laughed, until a fast rainbow force smacks into them, as they start screaming, which goes away after a Sonic Rainboom!
at rariy's shop, Rarity has already beaten a very large number of Skeetraziods!
Skeetra soldier: "THE WHITE ONE'S TOO DANGERIOULY POWERFUL IN A STRANGE FIGHTING SYTILE! RETREAT!"
Remaining Skeetraziods ran off!
Rarity: "AND STAY OUT YOU RUFFIANS!"
Fluttershy's house!
Skeetraziods ran away, crying like babys!
Fluttershy: "DON'T YOU EVER THREATEN ME OR MY ANIMALS AGAIN, YOU MEANIES!"
At Sugercube corner, Skeetraziods are seen sent flying by cake and party orniments!
Pinkie: "THAT'S FOR BEING MEANIES AND SCARING THE BABIES?!"
Rainbow Dash is seen, standing on top the entire invadsion force, all of them defeated!
Sting'nbite: "Buzz buzz, buzz! (Aw nuts! I underestamated these cute horseys! Gotta go!)"
bugs vanish!
Canterlot.
Remaining Skeetraziod warriors tremble in fear of Celestia.
Celestia: "Did you fools thought you could infect me with a mortal desises? I am a god! I am ammued to desises of this, or any world, and any universe!"
Skeetraziod: "Please, we're sorry we invaded your world! please don't-"
Celestia vaperises the remaining Skeetraziods into nothing.
Celestia: "Invaders are unwrothy of my forgiveness."
Luna: "The inaders left, but they have caused damage."
Celstia: "What do you mean?"
Luna: Canterlot wasn't the only place in Equestria they've hit. I got a message from young Spike, they've also hit Ponyville. They could have gotten to Twilight Sparkle.
Celestia: (Gasps) No! We must inform the Shell Lodgers! They're our best chance we've got.
Hawaii
Pleakley: (Skeeterazoids invade Lilo's house) YAAAAHHHHHHH!! AND I THOUGHT MOSQUITOES WERE THIS DANGEROUS! AAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Jumba: (Blasts at Skeeterazoids) Pleakley, I don't think these are mosquitoes! I think they're an alien race we haven't seen before. And I know because they can't possibly be with the Galactic Federation!
Stitch: RAAWWWWRK! (Jumps onto Skeeterazoid, and knocks it into more Skeeterazoids) STEEE-RRIKE!
Nani: (Comes in) What is all this noise? (Sees Skeeterazoids) AAAAHHHHHRGH! WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS?!?
Lilo: They came out of nowhere, and were trying to bite us.
Nani: Friends of yours, Cella?
Cella: Don't look at me, I didn't bring them here! (Skeeterazoid infects her) Ohhh! (Faints)
Pleakley: YIPES!!! They've got Cella! (Gets infected) OW! And now they've got me! (Faints)
Jumba: GET BACK, YOU MONSTERS! (Blasts at Skeeterazoids, but gets bitten in the back by Skeeterazoid, and infected) Uhhgh! (Falls to ground)
Skeeterazoid Soldier: Get the little girl and her pet freak-thing. They're heroes as well!
Stitch: RAAAAAAAAAWWWRK! (Jumps onto Skeeterazoid, but another Skeeterazoid grabs him, and infects him) YAAHGH! (Falls to the ground)
Lilo: STITCH! (Infected) Uhhgh! (Faints)
Nani: LILO! (Infected) Uhhgh! (Faints)
Skeeterazoid Soldier: That's all of them! (All Skeeterazoids fly off with Lilo, Stitch, Nani, Jumba, Pleakley, and Cella)
A spybot from the federation sees this.
Spybot: "Informing Grand Council Woman Vainiana, anitsiating!"
Spybot vanishes.
Pride Rock
Pumbaa and Tiimon run as Skeetraziods chase them!
Pumbaa and Timon get cornered!
Skeetraziod: "Too easy! Not so tough without the "lions" as you called them now, are ya?"
Timon grabs Pumbaa's tail!
Timon: "NOBODY MOVE! THIS THING IS LOADED! I'LL LET YA HAVE IT!"
Skeetraziod: "Yeah right! What's that gonna d-"
BOOM!
Skeetraziods run away!
Skeetraziod: "THE SMELL!"
Skeetraziod 2: "HOLD ME! HOLD ME!"
Timon and Pumbaa came out.
Timon: "I love the smell of Pumbaa in the morning."
Pumbaa: "Timon, Simba and the pirde are in trouble! We gotta inform the lougers!"
Timon: "Way ahead of you!"
Timon rides Pumbaa back to the pride lands!
Timon: "We have to save the members of the jungle crew as well! I hope those giant bugs didn't get them!"
Simba: (Roars as he defends Pride Rock with Nala, Kiara and Kovu) What are these things? They aren't like the bugs I ate with Timon and Pumbaa.
Kiara: EEWW! YOU DID WHAT?!?
Simba: Oh, great! Me and my big mouth. It was a long and complicated cubhood I had involving an evil uncle, misguided hyenas, a wildebeast stampede, and being alone with 3 sea creatures that survive without water for some reason, and Timon and Pumbaa!
Kovu: (Dodges a Skeeterazoid's attack, and manages to claw the Skeeterazoid)
Skeeterazoid: OWWW! MY EXO-SKELETON! YOU FRACTURED MY EXO-SKELETON! (Faints)
Kovu: YEAH! Choke on THAT, you overgrown termite! (Gets infected) OOHHH! (Faints)
Kiara: NOO!
Simba: KOVU! (Gets infected) AYYE! (Falls to ground)
Nala: THERE'S TOO MANY OF THEM!
Timon/Pumbaa: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! (Charges into Skeeterazoid group)
Genie: (Teleports to Pride Rock with the rest of the Jungle Crew) Whoa nellie! This just took an unlikely turn.
Roger: P-b-b-b-b-b-blease! How tough can they possibly be?
Louis: Judging by the numbers, I'd say they'll be as tough as heck!
Genie: "I know just what to do! (Suddenly is wearing the orkinlinman outfit, and holds giant cans of raid!) EAT RAID, YOU BUGS! (Sprays cans)!"
All Skeetaziods: "RAID! (BLOWS UP LIKE FIREWORKS!)"
Julien: "YES! TAKE THAT, STUPIDY BUG THINGIES!"
Mort: YAY! They're filled with fireworks! Is it Independejulien Day already?
King Louie: We gotta get to the Shell Lodgers! We're gonna need some help, dude!
Maurice: Yeah! Who knows how many of these bug creatures are out there?
King Julien: Mee-leventy zillion and two, I think!
Sebastien: Well, that can't sound good.
Star Command
Commander Nebula: (Skeeterazoids attack Star Command) RED ALERT! RED ALERT! WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!
Buzz: Rangers, red alert! We're being invaded!
XR: (Laughs) Well, those guys have no idea who they're messing with. We can take 'em! (Lots of guns pop out of his body) Locked and loaded!
Booster: HOLY PULSARS! Our enemy is more clever than we thought!
Buzz: What do you mean, Booster?
Booster: I mean that these invaders have infiltrated Star Command in the blink of an eye!
Mira: How many are there?
Booster: Well, this might not sound too good, because... There's about 200 of them.
Buzz: BLAST! They've thought of everything! We've got to stop them before--(Skeeterazoids break into room)
LGM: (Behind the Skeeterazoids) AAAHHH! CRAZY BUG THINGS!
Skeeterazoid Soldier: Are you the ones known as Buzz, Mira, XR, and Booster? Because if you are, prepare to die!
Mira: "Well yes, but afraid it's not us who's gonna die!"
Rangers blast the crud out of all 200 Skeetaziods!
XR: "Like, a, boss!"
Nebula: "There's still a mess of them! We're gonna have to evacuate and get the lougers!"
London.
Basil: "AHH LOOK OUT!"
Basil and Darson are seen running from Skeetrazoids!
Oliva appears with cans of raid!
Oliva: "BASIL, CATCH!"
Basil does that, and uses on the SKeetaziods!
All Skeetraziods: "RAID!"
Blows up into fireworks!
Basil: "Well, that was close. But we must make the lougers aware of this!"
Atlantis
Milo: THEY'RE EVERYWHERE! (Skeeterazoids invade Atlantis from the inside out)
Vinny: I have a very bad feeling about this!
Mole: YIKE! THEY SWARMIN' ALL OVER THE CITY!
Skeeterazoid Soldier: (Infects Kida, and she faints)
Milo: KIDA! (Milo gets infected) Uhhgh! (Faints)
Vinny: Don't worry! Nothing a little bug spray can't handle! (Straps dynamite onto bug spray, and throws it, then everyone ducks and covers)
Skeeterazoid Soldier: What is that? (Bomb explodes) RAID! (Explodes in fireworks)
Vinny:...Okay, NOW things are gettin' good!
Audrey: We gotta warn the Shell Lodgers! They should find a way to stop this!
Vinny: Besides Raid!
Gongmen City
Master Croc: MY GOD! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE! (Skeeterazoids infect him, but is useless) HAH! My hide is too impenetrable! (Tail whips Skeeterazoid to the ground, but then another Skeeterazoid infects him by biting him in the belly) ARRGH! Hate having a soft belly! (Faints)
Master Ox: CROC! (Gets infected as well) Uhhhgh! (Faints)
Commander Sting'nbite: Bzzzz bzzz bzz bzzzzz bzz bzzz bzzz bzzz bzzz bzz bzzz bzz! ('We shall build our main hive here in Gongmen City!')
Skeeterazoid Soldier: Yes, sir! (Buzzes off)
Commander Sting'nbite: Bzzz bzzzzzzz bzzzzzzzzzz bzzzzzzz bzzz, bzzz bzzzz bzz bzz bzzz bzzzz, bzzzzz bzzz bzz bzzz bzzz bzz bzz bzzzz bzzz bzz! ("Soon all the heroes will be dead, and these worlds will be ours, and nobody will be left to stop us!')
later, at a giant hive after the other worlds were invaded.
Darkness Qui, Celius, and Narcotic appear.
Darkness Qui: " Embrace this day, gentlemen.... For this day forword.... We shall rule Gongmen city, since we entrusted Hank, Anima, and Batula, WB Camelot."
Celius: "I trust the Queen is already settled it."
chamber.
A giant Skeetaziod is resting, with a huge eggsack coming from her butt.
Darkness Qui and her assiates appeared.
Skeetraziod queen: "Qui, my dear old (weezes), friend. What do you think of our new (weezes), fortress?"
Darkness Qui: "Nice, so, have your forces exterminated the heroes, like I asked?"
Skeetraziod weezes sadly.
Skeetraziod queen: "Afriad, (weezes), the bargin is, (weezes), only half completed. There are stragglers that are either ammued, or too quick or smart, or bare a deadly poison called "Raid" for the bargin to be (weezes) completed."
Darkness Qui: "Weird thing is, I suspected not ALL of the heroes may nessersarliy be harmed. I had heared a placed called "Atlantica" is unreachable because your people can't swim, the grand imperial chinese army is too well prepared thanks to a, "Mulan", the world of happy color ponies actselly proved too much, and most of the world leaders either are ammuned due to being gods or escaped through dumb luck. but, I have heard mostly plesent news all around."
Skeetraziod queen: "(Weezes) Thank you for, (weezes), understanding. Many Skeetraziods are either dead or too trumiased to tackle the stragglers, they fear the poison or the invinability of the ones who are gods, (weezes), will wipe them out.... Please tell me (weezes) you have a plan?"
A skeetaziod princess that is actselly good secretly spies on them.
Darkness Qui: Well, Queen Jerrinna, the Skeeterazoids have told me that they are building hives all over the UUniverses so they can come up with back-up plans.
Queen Jerrinna: That's *wheeze* splendid! Oh, I can *wheeze* hardly wait! My Empire's gotten *wheeze* weaker since the *wheeze* Hymenovespula-Skeeterazoid War, and we're running low on *wheeze* shelter! We need more *wheeze* hives to make room for *wheeze* my Empire!
Darkness Qui: Uhh, Queen Jerrinna? Are you okay? I never noticed that you've begun wheezing like a squeaky toy since the last time we met. It's not that you're pregnant again, is it? Because I can see another larvae under your--
Queen Jerrinna: No, no, no! It's just that I *wheeze* I've been getting *wheeze* extremely old! Uhhhgh! I had *wheeze* my 190th birthday last week *wheeze* and I don't think I can make it until *wheeze* next year.
Darkness Qui: Oh, I'm so sorry, your highness.
Queen Jerrinna: It's alright, Qui! It's nice that *wheeze* you can give me some support! *wheeze* Gosh!
Darkness Qui: You need a drink of water or anything, your highness?
Queen Jerrinna: Yes, I think that *wheeze* that would be *wheeze* nice! (Qui gets Jerrinna drink, and she slurps it up) Uhhgh!
Darkness Qui: "I hope that will fix that weezing thing, cause that can get on peoples nerves."
Jerrinna: "I think the weezing is gone for now. Once I'm rested and hydreted enough, it might be dealt with soon enough. But there's another problem, it's my daughter! she bares not the hated for our rivals like her people! I would hate to think that after I'm gone, she would end the rivalery by making peace with those dang Hymens!"
Darkness Qui: "A problem I promise to remedy in good time. Anyway, as soon as we get more soldiers, I will have Narcotic to make something to make a next batch of troops ammue to the poison."
Jerrinna: "But what of the gods? Neither our nateral venom, not that we barely even still have them, nor your bird's sickness can harm them!"
Darkness Qui: "Fortunately, we gotten trade from the leage, who is more then generious to offer Hades' own formula that can make a god, mortal. The trick is to make them absorbed all of it or they will only become demi-gods."
Jerrinna: "Exsellent. You are dismissed friend. I apologied if my grand army is not what it used to be. That war was surprisingly more desitating on us then them."
Darkness Qui: "Quite alright."
the Skeetraziod princess ran off.
the princess chambers.
The Skeetraziod princess was medditating.
Skeetraziod princess: "Penelope? It's me, Princess Ztingerella! Your old childhood friend before the war happened! If you haven't grown to hate me, please help! My tyrant mother joined Qui in a massive attack on the other united universes! I tried to tell her not to, but that old hag failed to listen! Heroes of this united universes are dying, please, we need your magic to stop this! it's time the reign of my mother ends, and that I will redeem the Skeetaziods into the nice path, like we always planned! Magnum! please answer! (Tears are seen) And please, don't hate me for what my mother and my people have done! I am helpless to stop their madness! Penelope, please!"
a ship in the alternate united universes.
Magnum (who was medatating as well): "Ztingerella, I would never abandon you no matter what. I have already been aware what your mother was doing. Serpentos's forces are already heading forth. Xandy and I are on the imperial ship, coming forth. We already gotten permission to past on through, exspically that we're going to help."
(Ztingerella): "Please hurry, they're spreading the green death, aside from stragglers, alot of heroes have fallen ill. We're in a city called "Gongmen", and Qui, Celius, Narcotic, and some of the villains in these united universes are getting involved! They all have to be stopped before- (Gasp), How dare you break into the royal chambers, royal guard? What am I doing? Uh, spiritaly getting pizza? What are you doing? Where are you taking me?! Un-hand me, that's no way to treat a princess-"
The voice vanished.
Magnum: "Oh no! Zting!"
Chapter 2- The Chosen One Returns
ship command.
Xandy: "I can't believe those dang Skeetraziods are at it again. I mean, their queen is old, their "grand army" is like, 100000 or so shy of being called grand, and didn't I heard rumors that they have a money problem?"
Serpentos: "I agree.... But, if Qui is involved, she may had got them into this to rebuild their forces to eventally strike again."
Xandy: "Yeah, that is if the old hag doesn't kick the hive bucket by then."
Serpentos: "I doubt Qui will allow the Skeetraziod queen to die out so easly. She may possably attempt to grant some sort of, immortally."
Xandy: "Well, can't this ship get to the portal any faster?"
Serpentos: "It's a fleet ship. Due to it's size, it can't be as fast as, like say, a fighter."
Magnum: Then what're we gonna do?
Xandy: We'll make it, Magnum. Just be patient. Once we get to the Dragon Realms, we'll warn the Shell Lodgers and get on with the mission.
Serpentos: That's a good plan. They've handled Xerxes XX before, and they've even faced Darkness Qui twice. Thrice if we include the fall of the villain's act.
Xandy: Well, we'll triumph. I'm sure of it.
Magnum: But the only question left is: How're we gonna cure the other heroes? If we don't do something about it, they'll die.
Xandy: Not to worry, I came all prepared. (Takes out a bottleful of gooey brown liquid)
Serpentos: EEWW! What is that, that smells horrible!
Xandy: It's the cure for Green Death. And about the smell, that's just how the instructions said it would be. I came up with it once I scavenged a cure from the old humans' Globex HQ.
Magnum: So you think this will actually work?
Xandy: I guarantee it! I did the right formulas, and right equations. I assure you, this'll cure the Lodgers' allies better than a Hoggicus with swine flu.
Magnum: "And about telling the lougers, I suspect they may had found out by now."
Dragon temple.
Chi Fu: "WE GOT A TON OF CALLS! THERE'S MANY REPORTS OF HUGE INVADSIONS OF GIANT MOSQUITO/HORNET MONSTERS THAT ARE GETTING PEOPLE SICK!"
Lord Shen: "This is almost gravely inhuman! That's more then us alone can handle!"
Icky: "Thank god we scared off the invadtion here in the ol' Dragon Realms by just showing raid. They were horriived of it for some reason."
Chi Fu: "And there are concerning appearences of giant hives where these creatures are appearing!"
Shifu: "And the most grave matter of all...."
Medical room.
Shifu: "....Heroes of all kinds, ages, races and spieces are getting sick!"
All heroes are seen sick.
Toothless was coughing in bed.
Sawyer has pus on her face.
Master Chao looked sadly at the sicken Masters Croc and Ox, who he was able to save them in a transport and had help getting them here without getting infected himself.
Celestia was tearing of the horrable condition of Twilight. Spike comsumed by sadness.
Applejack was in terrable condition, to the horror of the apple family, and the rest of the mane 6.
Stoick: "These creatures are making all these heroes sick from their stings. But why?"
Gobbler: "Well it has to be more then just so they can make giant bee houses."
Grand Council Woman: "Thank goodness our forces interseted and elminated the bug monsters that did this to Stitch's family and Cella and saved them.... but, I am helpless to stop what als them."
Luna: "Who is behind this, and why?"
Danny: "Why would they do this? We didn't do a thing to them."
Rainbow Dash: "I guess they just suck at making good first impressions."
Astrid: "Oh they made something alright! (Throws an ax to the wall) They made our dragons sick!"
Hiccup: "Thank goodness for their incredable fear of bugspray, or they could've gotten us too."
Devon: "Oh no. Kayley, Garrent."
Cornwall: "Sheesh! They look like they seen better days."
WB Arthur: "Such pestelence caused by these creatures. And we allowed them to have easy actess to the stone! We must take back Camelot!"
Stoick: "I have the same amount of disire to punish these, demonic bugs! But they still have great number, and we know too little of them."
Senator Tri-Corn, who is very upset, gets everyones attention!
Tri-Corn: "LISTEN HERE, EVERYONE! These bugs are causing a tremendus crisis, and everyone expects me to do something about it! And how am I to do it, when even some of the greatest heroes are sick in bed!?"
Robin Hood: "It's not our fault some of us are lucky to escape with our lifes! Look what happened to Little John!"
L. B. Mammoth: "Those bugs are interupting Mammoth production's latest projects!"
The Directer: "Too many animals and humans are sick!"
Dawson: "And now they have hives all over! Who could be behind this?"
Basil: "Ahem."
Everyone looks at Basil.
Basil: "Perhaps, I may provade answers?"
Tri-Corn: "WELL OUT WITH IT! MY CHANCES FOR RE-ELECTION ARE AT STAKE!"
Mulan: "Would you relax? Your reputation isn't the only thing in danger!"
Chen Po: Yeah, it's bad enough you're insane in the brain with that machinery on your head.
Basil: People, please! I think I might know the answer to this. You remember the Alternate UUniverses?
Robin Hood: You mean the one we saved from Villain Domination months ago?
Basil: Precisely! And there's only one explanation for this: These creatures are from the Alternate UUniverses.
???: You couldn't be more right, detective. (Everyone turns around to see Magnum, Xandy and Serpentos)
SpongeBob: Magnum, Xandy, Serpentos! You're back!
Magnum: That's right. I'm afraid that we bring bad news concerning your infectious problem. These insectoids are not just any evil species. They're our enemies. The enemies we Hymenovespulas defeated during a bloody Villains Act war. They're Skeeterazoids.
Kolwalski: "Wait, but..... Accurding to AUU exsitopedias, they're suppose to be extinct!"
Magnum: Well, actually, that was a lie. We wanted our worlds to think that the Skeeterazoids were long gone to prevent panic. Trust me, in light of these events, the secret's out at this point and people of our universes are still confused with what is the truth and what's a lie anymore. The truth is, only ONE hive survived, after I managed to persuade my kind to show them mercy.
Icky: "Why though, if they gave you nothing but shit?!"
Magnum: Because... It was, for a friend I know... She's a Skeeterazoid.
Xandy: (She and Serpentos gasp) You made friends with a Skeeterazoid?
Serpentos: How could you do that? Didn't your mother forbid you to trust them?
Magnum: Yes, but that was only after the war. But rest assured that Princess Ztingerella was different, and was a good friend of mine. I was there the day she was born. She was destined to be the future ruler of the Skeeterazoids.
Iago: "Wait, if your friend's so nice, then what's the rest of these creeps' problems?"
Magnum: Aside from Ztingerella, The Skeeteraziods have turned aggresive cause of desperation and years of making mistakes of causing a war. They ended up being as unpleasent as they are now in light of this. As you have seen, they're a mixed of what your universes refered to as, A Musquito and a Hornet.
Icky: "A Mos-net?!"
Magnum: "Yes, but think far worse then that!"
Rico: BORING!
Skipper: "It may not involve wanton destruction Rico, but this impourent intel we're dealing with!"
SpongeBob: Well, how did this war start in the first place?
Magnum: (Sighs), Well, I guess it can't sound too deep. It was 20 years ago, a time long before the Villains dominated our worlds. I was 18, and Hymenovespulas and Skeeterazoids were good allies. But I didn't realize that one discovery would change my life forever.
Icky: "Anyone got popcorn?"
flashback.
(Magnum): The day Ztingerella was born, I was sure things would go well for us then. Then 5 years later, Ztingerella had to one day become queen even for her 5 year-age, which odd enough, is a mature age of a Skeeterazoid. Her mother, Queen Jerrinna, grew sick and ill. And the worst part is that the Hymenovespulas and the Skeeterazoids began growing hateful to each other after competing for territories throughout our worlds. I was kept away from Zting because of our fuedulent mothers. The Skeeterazoids wanted all the territory they needed because they needed more population and defenses before the queen should die.
(Icky): So what did they do?
(Magnum): Thanks to desperation, the most terrorable mistake. A mistake that they ahd failed to realise, it would only end up being more disbenifital to them then they hoped. When the Grand Council failed to help, they instead got help from The Villains Act that was recently founded, as far as we can guess, by Darkness Qui, and a few of her associates, many of which include Narcotic and Celsius, whereas the others haven't been identified. The Skeeterazoids had declared war, and since their natural venom had no effect on us Hymenovespulas, they used biological warfare. The war we fought with those Skeeterazoids was cold and bitter, and lasted over a decade. But in the end, only one Skeeterazoid hive remained: the Main Hive. Once it is destroyed, the Empire would fall, and the Skeeterazoids would be gone forever. But I still cared about Ztingerella, and I managed to convince the Hymenovespula military and my mother to spare their lives. So, instead of killing them, they detonated a gas bomb in the hive with a gas that neutralized the Skeeterazoids' venom forever, and let them live powerless and venomless.
(Hiccup): That must've been the reason why they didn't use any venom during their attacks, considering it's mostly the desiese everyone fell ill from.
(Celestia): Well, what happened after you spared their lives?
(Magnum): Well, my mother, fearing Jerrinna would use my care for Ztingerilla against us, and even dispite understanding well that Ztingerella is capable of good, forbidden me to see Ztingerella again for as long as her evil mother still lives, and I never did see her ever since.
Present
Magnum: During the war, Ztingerella swore to take her mother's throne, and end the war, but it was too late by then. I worried that she would be already lost to a predatory creature without their venom when animal attacks started to become commen to Skeeteraziods. The empire seemed desten for failure. And I was afraid that once her mother died, she couldn't do a thing about it once she became queen. But for the past 5 years I've been spying on the weakened hive, Ztingerella and Queen Jerrinna were still okay. Jerrinna just had her 190th birthday recently, and I think it won't be long that she'll be taking a dirtnap. But Ztingerilla, consumed by some sadness for both her mother and her people, has been declaired incomident and undesidive to take over.
Serpentos: Darkness Qui must be helping them rebuild their empire by destroying the heroes of these worlds, and colonizing them. And this disease that these heroes are suffering must be their new weapon.
Twilight: (Coughs) Uhhhgh! What exactly... Is this disease? (Barfs in bucket)
Xandy: Well, we checked Globex for some clues. It took a while, but we finally managed to look up some info on it. (Takes out notes) These notes should reveal everything you need to know about this disease.
Sandy: (Takes note, and reads it) Hmm... This disease is called 'The Green Death'. It's a highly contagious disease that has caused many plagues in the Alternate UUniverses. Symptoms include nausea, fatigue, weakening of the muscles, sore throat, and green buboes filled with green pus. EEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!
Icky: "Then I don't think it is a good idea to be in the same room with these germ farms now!"
Xandy: "Ok, before anyone panics, or cause a panic by being stupid, I already brought a cure!"
Icky: "Well hurry up before someone would actselly be stupid enough to-"
Pinkie charged right through!
Pinkie: "OHMYGOSH! TWILIGHT! (Pinkie grabs Twilight and hugs her!) Are you ok?!"
Rainbow Dash: (Sighs) Sometimes, I wish she wasn't that crazy.
Celestia: Nobody touch the sick heroes. This disease is too contagious. Xandy, where's that cure you mentioned?
Xandy: Right here. (Takes out cure)
Rico: (Sniffs air) Ohhhhhh!!
Squidward: What is that smell?
Xandy: That's the cure you're smelling. The instructions said it would smell bad, and it even TASTES bad, but it should do the trick. Now I should tell you that this amount won't be enough to cure everyone in here. We'll need to make another batch once this sample is gone.
Twilight:... (Coughs) Uhhh!
Xandy: Well, let's get started. (Takes out a needle) Now don't worry, little Magi-Lony creature, this won't hurt a bit. (Injects cure, and Twilight gets all better)
Twilight: Uhhhh... (Regains control of body) I... I can move again!
Celestia: Oh, thank heavens, she's okay!
Skipper: "Remarkable! We need to mass produce this stuff, ASAP!"
Luna: While were at it, we should do something about these 'Skeeterazoids'.
Timon: How hard can THAT possibly be? We'll Raid the hell out of those bugs. Then once we're done, me and Pumbaa will nibble on them.
Twilight: A bold statement, but not a wise one. I've seen them myself. They have massive numbers, and it could be a possibility that Raid won't get them all.
Pumbaa: She does have a point, Timon. Besides, I don't eat crunchy bugs, I eat the slimy ones, remember?
Timon: DARN!
Kowalski: That won't be a problem. I'll already be on the verge of creating Raid Blaster Guns and explosives for such an occasion.
Skipper: You know what would be better? A RAID NUKE!!
Kowalski: No, Skipper, that's too powerful. We'd be blown to pieces if we used a nuke. We'll just tone it down a notch by using grenades and time bombs. Besides, we also have to be considerate about Magnum's friend.
Skipper: Hmm, good point. What was I thinking?
Rico: YAY! KABOOM! (Hacks out explosives)
Magnum: It won't be that easy, you guys. Many of my species died thanks to the Skeeterazoids. And there's another problem. Since the war, the Skeeterazoid defense budget has been, er, to coin a phrase, down-sized. For all we know, the Skeeterazoids may be devising a way to become immune to Raid.
Xandy: And I think they're also scheming some backup plans for another round to those who have survived the first attacks.
Chi Fu: Well, that is technically true. I checked the Villain League's reciepts, and it says that they sold 1000 gallons of mortal potion to Darkness Qui for $70,000.
Celestia: 'Mortal' potion? Where in the name of myself would they get THAT stuff? Only Gods have access to that stuff.
Chi Fu: Well, since Hades is on their side, there is a possibility that he had some. Anyway, Darkness Qui must be planning to use this mortal potion to give the Skeeterazoids the ability to turn gods like Celestia and Luna mortal, thereby making them vulnerable to death.
Celestia: THOSE MONSTERS!
Icky: (Dubbed as Daffy Duck) Well, that's just cheating.
Lord Shen: "Then we must strike before they could be allowed to pull off such deeds! Where's the hive holding the queen?"
Master Chao: "There's stories that she is residing in Gongmen."
Xandy: "Luckly, since the raid trumitised the soldiers, it might agrueably be at least a week before they can become ammuned."
Chi Fu: "And longer by 5 more with the leage mass producing the mortal potions."
Grand Council Woman: "My forces will stop the leager deliveries! Lougers, you are entrusted to reclaim gongmen!"
Skipper: "We'll be glad too! Kolwalski, you and the man roach are needed to mass produce the smelly but life saving cure! Boss Wolf, you and your guys need to be the defence of the other heroes, and leaders.... And Tri-Corn, until further notice when the cure saved them all, then we're gonna need you as back-up after words."
Spyro: "That only leaves the rest of us."
Shifu: "So be it! ONWORD, LOUGERS! ON TO GONGMEN, AND BRING QUI TO JUSTISE!"
Magnum: "Few more things you need to made aware of: A mutant frog, a bat warlord, and a ghost of some kind hold a place call, "Camelot", under their control, and I heard the planet is a famed unitication world of your united universe. What will you do about them?"
Lord Shen: "Sandra, Batty, Fidget, Penguins, your entrusted to deal with those infadels while we set course to Gongmen!"
Kolwalski: "We'll go as soon as we cure Pinkie Pie, we do need something to prevent Anima from over-easingly beat us by processing us, make our worse nightmares happen and eat our souls!"
Private: "We'll also need anti-mutant suits against Hank, and something to block out Batula's hypnosis!"
Dr. Cockaroach: "I'm already on it!"
Sandy: "Gladly! I got a score to settle with Hank Spooner anyway!"
Lord Shen: "Boss Wolf, make it known that we're gonna need ALOT of raid!"
Boss Wolf: Get all the Raid you can find! We are going to battle!
Chapter 3- The Main Hive, and a queen's merciless desidtion.
Ztingerella: LET ME GO! LET ME GO!
Skeetraziod: "No intentonal disrespect princess, but quiet!"
They approuch the trowne room.
Darkness Qui and Jerinna are seen.
Jerrinna: "Oh no, what did she do this time?"
Skeeterazoid Soldier: Your Highness, I caught her meditating and communicating with someone named 'Penelope'. She has been calling for help.
Jerrinna: Oh, she was, was she? (Looks angrily at her)
Ztingerella: Uh, hi?
Jerrinna: Ztingerella, what did you think you were doing calling for "help", if it's correct to state it as that? You know this is crucial for our survival, and you just wanna ruin it all? That's insubordination in my book!
Ztingerella: But mother, this is wrong! Invading worlds and claiming it as your own? That's more like going way too far!
Jerrinna: I'LL NOT TOLERATE YOUR WORDS ANY LONGER, YOUNG LADY! You are not to be caught doing this again! You are not to breath a word of this operation to any remaining heroes, especially your dumbass Penelope! This mission is critical to the survival of the Skeeterazoid race, even if it means having to get blood on your claws. And I do not want you messing it up with your clumsiness and failure to be desidive like me! Our empire has standards, Zting. If you wanna remain a part of it, I recommend you follow them. Do I make myself clear?
Ztingerella: "You do realise that if it wasn't for Penelope still caring for me, you would be dead by now and our race extinct? Your lucky the worse they did was taking away our venom. Sometimes the survival for a spieces doesn't always or even truely require brute voilence and cruelty, sometimes you need to negosiate and be reasonable, and compassionate. Our spieces is only suffering because you refused Penelope's mother's offer to help us thrive WITHOUT even resulting to do this! We're in this state, because of you being stubbern, cruel, selfish, and idiotic! And now, your not desten to last long, if not from old age, the forces of angry heroes that will not tolerate your disrespect to them by siding with this, psycopath?!"
Darkness Qui: "Wow, when you said your daughter is such a goody two-shoes brat, you wasn't beating around the Gabalac Bush."
Jerrinna: "DO YOU THINK I WANT OUR KINGDOM TO BE LIKE THIS?! I TRIED BEING REASONABLE, BUT?!.... (Sigh), Those idiots in the council, failed us, Ztingerella. That Hymen queen wouldn't see things my way, and was insulting me with pity! She even kept implying that we should share terrotories instead of her people just, handing them over to us!"
Ztingerella: "That's the problem! You always expect the best offer to be for free, and without any requirements or conditions of others! We were given such an offer to co-exist among Penelope's race, it's just that, it had a price. But it was a reasonable price. We were only required to share kingdoms. It was not like she was zealotiously was trying to force to accept a realigen, it was just a kingdom merge! That way, we would've thrived, proper preperations for your ineditable end would've been set, and we wouldn't have lost our wide-spread family to the war. My many sisters, your sisters, father, my brothers, your brothers, even poor grandmother in the Grand Council, dead, because you choose to be selfish and hog-headed! But instead, you desided to befriend monsters like Qui and invoke the wrath of a force you poorly underestimated! Yes, we were once many, but thanks to you being stupid, we were lucky there was ONE kind soul who saw mercy on us, because of me being friends with her. Otherwise, we would've been just another race that was killed off during the Villain's Act cruel reign of cruetly! And now, we may not be so lucky this time, cause now, you choose to be stupid again! You freed that, that, monster again, your attacking heroes, and now that your gonna die soon, your gonna try and force trumitised solders to go after those too powerful and dangerious, and based your trust to someone who dragged us into our suffering in the first place?! It's no wonder Penelope was forbidden to see me again, cause her mother was afraid you were gonna be stupid no matter what?!"
Jerrinna: "...... Look, I'm sorry if I am, being someone I, wouldn't normally be, and, assusiating myself with, beings of controverseal statuses. You need to understand that, I'm doing this for you. I don't want to leave the kingdom a broken mess and for you to be ruler of a dying empire and race. I am not, proud, that I am sending soldiers to their deaths and after the heads of celebrated heroes, and basicly, subugating the innosent for the sake of our own benifit, but, It's just so the Kingdom can afford to look at a brighter future. Hopefully, if the Kingdom becomes strong enough, and when I can't rule anymore when, the ineditable happens, you can become queen. I won't be able to stop you doing that, redemption stuff cause, well, I'm gonna be freaking dead. If you desire to try and patch things with non-skeetraziods, that's fine. If you want to boot Qui and her friends out after I'm gone, fine, I won't be able to defend her anymore when I'm gone. Just, until then, I wear the crown here, and, until then, my rulings, my rules. I am not happy basicly everyone else wants us dead either, but the idea of us slowly becoming extinct isn't a great alternate choice neither. Look, before you can go and do whatever you damn please, just, promise me you'll, let do what I desire until, the ineditable. Just, until the Kingdom is strong enough for, your kind of idelisum. Can I trust you to at least humor us? You don't have to become "evil", but, just don't do things heroes would do, just, be neutrol at best. You don't have to support what we're doing, just, don't go helping heroes either. Please Ztingerella. Both you and the Kingdom need this. I am litterally gonna be gone soon, and, the Kingdom is still weak. Just let me do what is nessersary, and, you can soon take over and, do what you think is nessersary. Understood?"
Ztingerella: (Sighs) Yes, mother.
Jerrinna: (Sighs in relief). Thank you for understanding. I know it's hard for us to assult moral fibers, but sometimes, in times of crisis, having a sense of morally, just gets in the way of one's own benifit. Guards, escort her to her room. Let me know if there are anymore mishaps.
Skeeterazoid Soldiers: Yes, your highness. (They both escort Ztingerella to her room)
Darkness Qui was emotionless of the entire subject.
Jerrinna: "I'm sorry you had to hear me say that Qui. I'm sorry you had to know that I'm only helping you just so my daughter would soon come to power and make our people turn on you in the end..."
Darkness Qui: Hmmph! Teenagers! They think they know everything! I admit, she is pretty persistent like that crazy dragon teenager in the Shell Lodge. And trust me, I am working on a plan that would soon, alter, that soft-spot's way of thinking. Now, as I was saying, The leage will be delivering your mortal potion soon enough.
Narcotic appeared.
Narcotic: "Your grace, the leage said there was mishap with the mortal potions. A large battilon of Galactic Feds interseted and arrested the dilivery boys: Two leage troopers."
Darkness Qui: "(BOING) WHAT?!"
Narcotic: "Uh, do I have to repeat myself?"
Darkness Qui: "That's not what I meant by "what", you idiot! It's what your reaction word would often be if something goes wrong?!"
Narcotic: "Oh. Would it make you feel better that I am making great but slow and steady progress on the ammunity potion for our forces?"
Darkness Qui: "I suppose, but it helps little knowing that gods and spirtual beings are gonna be a great blemish in my order of darkness!"
Narcotic: "Why not just order another shipment?"
Darkness Qui: "I'm down to pennies and pocket lint, give or take an old piece of candy."
Narcotic: "Well, why not make our own?"
Darkness Qui: "We don't know or have the ingredients."
Narcotic: "Well, why not have a universe wide tax on all the worlds?"
Darkness Qui: "I...... Hey, that's not bad, considering you usually are a simpleton."
Narcotic: "I can be smart reguardless of, occational short comings."
Celisous appeared.
Celisous: "THESE SOLDIERS ARE IMPOSSABLE! No matter what I did, they remain fearful of Raid!"
Jerrinna: "RAID?!"
Celisous: "Oh, sorry about that. The soldiers are still afriad of... The R Poison, and are very not battle ready!"
Narcotic: "Well, the progress for the amunnity is slow, but it is on it's way."
Celisous: "That's good to hear, but there is other matters! Agrabah invadsion force reported in: It's too hot down there! Great, first they can't swim, now they can't withstand heat!? Better warn and call off the invaders to the Golden City of Bagdad! My leadge, you have a plan to slove the swimming and heat failure issues?"
Darkness Qui: It's a slow progress. But I do have one idea. Jerrinna, have you ever heard of submarines?
Jerrinna: You mean an underwater-transportation device? But even if that would work, it would be impossible to afford it. Paying for a fleet of submarines would cost us, like, $100000000 dollars!
Darkness Qui: Damn!
Narcotic: What're we gonna do now?
Darkness Qui: "We'll think of something! For the budget, there's still the universe wide tax! Maybe, in theory, that would help."
Celisous: "Well, it's a start."
Chapter 4: Things are not going as well as Qui thought out.
Camelot.
Hank was watching a an old horror movie.
Hank: "Oh gees, Swamp-Thing! You can do better then that! My gosh, your such a loser!"
Batula was drinking a can of diet blood.
Anima (with translater): "Servents! Where is my next meal!"
Skeetraziod: "On it, boss!"
Skeetraziods bring in a small boy, who was crying.
Anima: "Yes, child souls are the most delisous! And their fears are simple, but enjoyable! (Anima charges torwords the boy!)"
Skipper: (He and the penguins save the child before Anima gets to him, and Anima ghosts straight through walls, and out of Camelot)
Anima: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Skipper: Those maniacs! Feeding a helpless child's soul to a mad spirit! BARBARIANS!
Kid: Uh, who are you?
Hank: "HEY WHAT THE?! IT'S THOSE LOUGER BRAINS! HOW COME THEY AIN'T SICK?!"
Batula: "I don't know, but let's fix their little red wagons!"
Anima reappears!
Anima: "Make a twat out of me, huh?!"
Skeetraziods began to appear!
Private: (Whimpers in fear) Pointy mouths! So scary! So infectious! So DOOMED!
Skipper: (Slaps Private) Kick it off, Private! We can take them! Rico?
Rico: (Hacks out can of Raid)
All Skeeterazoids: RAID!!!! (They all panic)
Hank: Damn it all to hell! YOU IDIOTS! STOP CRYING LIKE A BUNCH OF TADPOLES AND GET THEM!
Skeeterazoid: No way, dude! I ain't goin' near those guys with THAT unholy weapon!
Rico: RAAIIID, BABY, RAID!
RAID Commercial 2012
Batty's Commercial Line
Batty: (Reciting Raid commercial) "When one ant finds food, it leaves an invisible trail for other ants! Raid: Ants and Roach kills on contact... RAIIID!! (Scares Skeeterazoids)... And breaks the trail. It also kills ants for up to 4 weeks. (Skeeterazoid barfs in bucket) Lost the signal, we must be in a dead zone! RAAAIIIIDD! (Skeeterazoids scream in terror) Get the protection you need. Raid! Kills bugs dead! Protects your family! SCJohnson, a family company!"
Skeeterazoid: Oh my, God, that's the worst part! There's a COMPANY making MORE of that unholy stuff! AND IT'S A FAMILY NO LESS?!
Skeeterazoid 2: I think I'm gonna hurl! (Barfs)
Batula: (Uses sonar to put the Skeeterazoids in a trance) Get them!
All Skeeterazoids: YES, BATULA! (Attacks group, but they quickly finish them off with Raid) RAIIIDD!!! (Explodes into fireworks)
Hank: Crap in a toilet!
Sandy: Alright, Hank! You and your crummy teammates are surrounded. Stay right where you are, and put down your weapon!
Hank: (Laughs) Aren't you forgetting something? ANIMA!
Anima: ANIIMMMAAAAAA!!! (A crumbling noise is heard, and Pinkie Pie falls from air vent)
Pinkie Pie: WHOOAA! (Crash) OOF!!
Anima: (Shrieks like a girl) NOT YOU AGAIN!!!!
Pinkie Pie: YES, me again! Not so tough with ME around, are you?
Anima: (Surrenders)
Sandy: There's no way out, varmits! You're all comin' with us!
Hank: You think? (Skeeterazoids appear behind the group without the Lodgers or Pinkie noticing)
Sandy: What're you talking about?
Fidget: Yeah, you sound like you have reinforcements behind us just waiting to take us by surprise, don't you?
Skipper: HAH! I LAUGH at the face of danger! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! But seriously, you didn't think we wouldn't consider that, did you?!
Hank, Anima, and Batula made surprised faces, as does the reinforcements.
Skipper: "Rico, get the morons behind us OUT OF HERE!"
Rico turns to the reinforcements, and sprays them!
Skeetraziods: "RAID!"
BOOM!
Batula: "..... Oh, poopy, I was hoping that would a'turn out differently!"
Hank: "......Well, we're junked."
dunguin.
Hank and Batula are chained, as Anima is in a magical inprisonment.
Sandy: "Good thing for the remaining forces of them varmits, all we had to do is show a huge commersel of Raid, and they flew out of there."
Skipper: "Well done team, I expected this to be much harder, but we made it out ok."
Batula: "This isn't fair!"
Hank: "Something tells me that there's doubt Qui would wanna help us out next time."
Gongmen.
Darkness Qui: "WHAT?!"
Sting'nbite: "Bizz, buzz buzz bizz! (But it's true, we lost connection with the other world hives the minute Camelot has been reclaimed by only a small band of heroes, armed with, the poison. The forces there retreated back here! Now's there's reports of galactic feds and gods chasing out the other forces on the other worlds and destroying the hives!)"
Darkness Qui: "Ok, first of all, I know you can speak perfect english commander, so STOP WITH THE BUZZING CRAP?! Second, because of your idiotic fear of a simple pest control sprey, our empire is falling as quickly as we made it!"
Commander Sting'nbite (Now speaking english): "Well, in the alternate universe, such poison never existed. Because of the poison being here, everyone knows fear like never before."
Darkness Qui: "Oh Kalli, why did I ever thought you guys were a good idea? If I knew a simple pest destroying mist was gonna be your weakness, I should've gone with the Dragos instead! Then again, the emperor made an offer I HAD to refuse, so I guess that's why I settled for you guys. If only we knew the prime weakness of the poison."
Commander Sting'nbite: "There's talk a family makes this stuff, and they have a company: SCJohnson. Oh, such an unholy name, what family would actselly do this?"
Darkness Qui: "First of all, it's not an actual family, I assume it's some kind of gimmick to get the attention of actual families, and second.... I think we found the poison's weakness. If this, SCJohnson were to fall, the poison would be in a vastly low quility, because I assume the heroes are making incredable attempts to get many of this stuff as possable for deadly weapons. If we destroy the facilites of their preacious poison, we destroy their hopes of preventing the new villains act!"
Sting'nbite: "Too small problems: SCJohnson has become incredably taboo! The soldiers would oil their pants the minute the word in mentoned! And without Camelot, we're limited to our fleet ships that'll be easily intersected! How else are we gonna get there now?"
Narcotic: (Sighs) We're failing no matter HOW hard we try! We gotta step up our game! If we don't change plans soon, we'll be next.
Celsius: Well, what're we gonna do? You think a miracle is gonna come busting through the door? (A Skeeterazoid soldier comes in holding a purple bottle exhausted)
Skeeterazoid: Ms. Qui?... I have... Great news.
Celsius:... I must use this power,.... For BAD!
Darkness Qui: Listen, Pvt. Stingros, we're a little pressed for time. What is it you want?
Pvt. Stingros: I have... This! (Shows them the purple bottle, which turns out to be a mortal potion)
Darkness Qui: (Gasps) A... A mortal potion?!? But I thought the Galactic Federation stopped our delivery plan.
Pvt. Stingros: They did. But when they weren't looking, I managed to sneak a bottle and get out of there just fine.... Just at the terrable lost of our battalion.... And my friends.
Celsius: Well, that's a relief! (Clears throat)..... There's never any servants in these places! (Nothing happens)... GROCK, it wore off!
Darkness Qui: This is an absolute miracle! I finally got my hands on a mortal potion! Now we can mass produce it and finish off those gods once and for all!
Suddenly, a lazer comes from seemingly nowhere and destroys the bottle, spilling the contants into the ground, and shizled into nothing! Unknown to them, Ztingerila was holding a raygun, and vanished before she is seened.
Stingros: "9 OF MY BEST FRIENDS DIED FOR THAT BOTTLE!"
Narcotic: "And once again, we're on the verge of being screwed!"
Celisous: "We've been savitoshed!"
Darkness Qui got angry.
Darkness Qui: "And I think, I have a throey on who would want to savatosh us. That slut Ztingerella!"
Celsius: Speaking of that, you might wanna see this. (Villains look outside to see Ztingerella escaping)
Darkness Qui: I WILL GET YOU, ZTINGERELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! (On frequency) Hey, Jerrinna? I'm calling to tell you that Ztingerella has destroyed the only remains of our mortal potion!
Jerrinna: WHAT?!?.... Oh who am I kidding, I shouldn't be too surprised, but I am disappointed none-of-the-less! Once she gets home, I'll handle it!
Chapter 5-Buzzed Out!
Main Hive
Ztingerella: (Returning to Main Hive) Man, that was a close call! (Skeeterazoids suddenly appear and pin her to the floor) HEY! OW! OW, WHAT THE HELL?!? IS THIS ANYWAY TO TREAT A PRINCESS-
Skeeterazoid: SILENCE! Take her to the throne room! And make sure her mom sees her!
Ztingerella: LET ME GO! LET ME GO, YOU BULLIES!
Throne Room
Ztingerilla was tossed torwords the floor, pinned.
Jerrinna was upset, so upset, she began to weese again.
Jerrinna: "My dearest daughter, (weese), I am ashamed of you!"
Ztingerilla: "You have these brutes ambush me so you can tell me something I already know?"
Jerrinna: "It's, (weezes), more then that! We know what you did to our once hope against this universes bio spirits, or, "Gods", as they are called."
Ztingerilla: "I have no idea what your talking about!"
Jerrinna: We *wheeze* know you are the one responsible for *wheeze* all this happening in the *wheeze* first place! You *wheeze* alerted Penelope against my wishes! And now you *wheeze* disobeyed me again! Besides, who left her without any supervision? *wheeze*
Skeeterazoid 1: It was HIS fault! (Points at another Skeeterazoid)
Skeeterazoid 2: Don't you blame me, douche bag!
Jerrinna: (Shrugs) You idiots! These are the *wheeze* kind of mistakes we can't *wheeze* afford to have! This is the one reason we *wheeze* almost got slaughtered! Thanks to you, she *wheeze* ruined our one chance to *wheeze* kill those 'Gods'! I OUGHTTA COME OVER THERE AND STRANGLE YOU UNTIL YOU- (Moans in pain, and calms down) Ooohhh! My aching spleen! Uhhgh...
Skeeterazoid: Your highness, are you okay?
Jerrinna: Yes, I just... I feel weak! I just can't decide what to do now! Just send Ztingerella to her room! And make sure she stays there!
Skeetraziods grab Ztingerilla! and flew off.
Darkness Qui: "Perhaps you should just rest, your grace. It's been a stressful week for all."
Jerrinna only nodded with a weese.
Darkness Qui left.
Narcotic's lab.
Darkness Qui: "I suspect Jerrinna is near to outlive her life."
Celsious: "That is gonna be a problem. With Ztingerilla the only heir, if Jerrinna dies, Ztingerilla will take over, and have us exsiled from the colony forever! And before we know it, we're back in Prison 42! And our efferts are for not once again!"
Darkness Qui: "I already have a plan! It'll preserve our place as allies to the empire, and it'll punish Ztingerilla: We shall make Jerrinna immortal!"
Narcotic and Celsious: "IMMORTAL?!"
Darkness Qui: "Yes! And I have an idea how! I heard stories about the Gongmen founton of enternal life, long created by the the fore-peacocks and a series of others to end the threat of death forever! However, this gift was declaired too disired by evil forces, so, in legend, the foundton was forever place somewhere underground in or near Gongmen, and what the persised location is, was not made public.... But, they made the mistake, of not destroying this! (an anicent diary is reveled) The fore-peacock diary! Boys, we got a foundton of eturnal life to get!"
Narcotic and Celisious saluted!
Outskirts of Gongmen.
The lougers are seen peeking over sneaky like, and see an abundence of Skeetraziods.
Donkey: (Whispering) Whoa, that's a whole lot of hive, not to menton a whole mess of bugs!
SpongeBob: Just look at the size of it!
Icky: I guess Skipper was right about getting a nuke.
Patrick: How're we gonna destroy it?
Pain: I, do not know!
Shifu: With the incredible Skeeterazoid numbers, our success of trying to pull this mission off will be all but impossible.
Iago: So what do we do? Do we strap a bunch of Raid bombs in the hive and wait for it to be blown to bits? (Everyone looks at him)... What?
Mantis: That could work. Good plan, Iago. But let's remember to get Ztingerilla first. Magnum would likely hate us if he bug sprayed her friend to obvilian.
Po: "Oh yeah, we do not want that!"
Tigress: But one thing's for certain. After what we did to their mortal potion delivery and their Camelot rule, the Skeeterazoids are sure to know that we're coming for them.
Po: Which we are.
Missing Link: Then how are we supposed to plant the Raid bombs if this hive has more security than The Pentagon?
Icky: "Why don't we do this Trojun styile, fake them into letting us in by giving them a giant wooden horse? If they are from the alternate universe, then they should know squat about our universe's history."
Po: "Not that's it's a bad plan, but how are we gonna get a giant wooden horse?"
Icky points to a giant wooden horse off the distence!
Po: ".... How did we missed that?!"
The Gates.
A giant wooden horse is seen pulled by Tigress and Po disgused as delivery workers.
Skeeterazoid Soldier: (Sees them) And who are you guys?
Po: Uh... We are here offering a gift from Darkness Qui.
Skeeterazoid Soldier:..... A Giant Wooden Equine Beast?... I don't get it. But who are you guys?
Po: "We're delivery dudes. Who do you think we are, a bunch of disguised idiots?"
Tigress facepalms in annoyence.
Skeeterziod soldier: ".... Just what are we suppose to us this thing for anyway?"
Po: Well... Uh...
SpongeBob: (Camera shows the rest of the Shell Lodgers cramped up inside the Trojan Horse overhearing Po's words) He's blowing it!
B.O.B: Whoa! Now I know how spaghetti feels.
Squidward: Okay, with SpongeBob and Patrick stuffed up with me, I'm getting REALLY claustrophobic.
Patrick: Nice try, Squidward, but there's no Santa Claus here.
Mantis: I don't even know what part of the Horse I'm in.
Shifu: Well, it doesn't matter for now. We've got Qui right where we want her.
Icky: (Dubbed as XR) Yeah, well, wherever she is, I'll bet she's got light room.
Sparx: I don't know where I am either. All I know is that my face is on Cynder's face.
Cynder: Just don't move around like that. I don't wanna blow our cover by sneezing.
Tigress: Allow me. You can use it to take your enemies by suprise while entering their hideout. How does that sound?
Skeeterazoid Soldier: Hmm... As tempting as that sounds... D'aw, why the hell not? It sounds good enough for me. (Takes Trojan Horse into hive.)
Queen's thrown room.
Darkness Qui, Narcotic and Celisus barged in, looking like they went through hell.
Darkness Qui: "That was a nightmare! But, at least, we got at least, a puny little drop of enternal life."
Celious: "Grock. Like THAT, was worth the deaths of 6 Skeetraziod warriors."
Narcotic: "(Barely done with crying as he was holding a locket.) And, I was in loved with the remaining female soldier! Almost all of Skeetraziods are guys! (Cries uncontrolably!)"
Celious: "Now is not the time for your grocking romance problems!"
Jerrinna: "May I ask, (weeze), what are you guys, (weeze), talking about?"
Darkness Qui: We got something that'll make you feel young again, your highness. We are gonna make you immortal.
Jerrinna: IMMORTAL?!? What are you *wheeze* guys playing at?
Darkness Qui: Well, you're obviously dying, and we need you so we can get through with destroying every hero in these UUniverses so your empire will prosper. Because if you die now, then your kind-hearted daughter will ruin our plans when she becomes Queen.
Jerrinna: Well... I was preparing for death already, but... But I guess I do need to feel young again. So, I'll accept.
Darkness Qui: YES! Once your immortal, nobody can stop us. Especially the Shell Lodgers.
Narcotic: Now hold still, your highness...
Jerrinna: "This isn't gonna hurt, is it-"
BOINK!
Outside of hive.
Jerrinna's voice: "YOW!!!"
Inside giant wooden horse.
Icky: "The heck was that?"
Skipper: "Whatever it is, it can't be good! Kolwalski, are we at the hive yet?"
Kowalski: (Peaks out through Trojan Horses' eye holes, and sees that the Skeeterazoids are carrying the Trojan Horse into the hive) Affirmative, Skipper. We're inside.
Skeeterazoid Soldier: Queen Jerrinna? Some guys brought this as a gift for you- HOLY FUCK! (Kowalski gasps as he sees the Queen growing young again, and suddenly her butt bursts with crying larvae)
Skipper: What is it, Kowalski?
Kowalski: Something weird has just happened to the Queen. I don't know what, but now, she's not what Magnum said she looked like. Now, she's... She's young.
Skeeterazoid Soldier: Your highness, what happened to you? You're... You're young again! And you just pooped out a lot of larvae.
Jerrinna: (With younger voice) What was that, Pvt. Flybor?
Po: (Seeing everything) Whoa! She's younger now!
Sandy: What's goin' on out there?
Darkness Qui: Well, Pvt. Flybor, we have made your queen immortal with holy water from the Sacred Gongmen Fountain of Eternal Life. So now, we are officially unstoppable.
Narcotic: And your grace? I've found something out about the fountain's water. If I can somehow reverse it's effects, I can make us our own mortal potion!
Darkness Qui: Our own... Mortal potion?
Narcotic: Precisely!
Darkness Qui: NARCOTIC, YOU'RE A GENIUS!!!!! At last! Our very own Fountain of Youth! My friends, we have officially defied the laws of death. With this in our hands, the Villains of this universe will HAVE to join forces. We shall make every villain in these worlds immortal, and every God mortal, and even the Shell Lodgers will be unable to stop us. (Cackles) VICTORY IS MINE!!!!!! (Cackles) I feel like eating a snail!
Kowalski: EGAD!!!!! THEY JUST DIDN'T!!!!
Brandy: Don't tell me. It's bad, isn't it?
SpongeBob: What's going on?
Kowalski: Guys?... I think we've finally been tecnecly defeated.
Lord Shen: What the hell are you talking about, penguin?!?
Kowalski: Darkness Qui has made Jerrinna immortal. It seems they discovered some sacred Gongmen Fountain of Eternal Life which makes anyone who drinks it's water immortal.
Viper: THAT IS BAD!
Shifu: I agree. I'm starting to guess that Narcotic will reverse the water's effects, and make a replacement mortal potion, and using it to kill off God heroes. If that happens... There'll be no stopping Darkness Qui.
Icky:... FUDGE!
Shifu: But we still have a chance of beating them. We just gotta find that fountain and destroy it.
Lord Shen: I just can't believe it! They actually found the Gongmen Fountain of Etermal Life. But that's not possible. No one has ever been capable of locating it! Not even my parents or grandparents, nor even the best heroes of the olden days!
Skipper: "So, basicly, a change in plans?"
Shifu: "Yes, destroying the hive will have to wait. We'll wait, till night-time."
Chapter 6- The Fountain's Temple.... of Stinkin' Death?!?
Night-time, and Skeetraziods are sleeping, as the lougers are seen successfuly sneaking of, until they made it to a far enough distence.
Shifu: "Ok, now I think it's safe to inform Magnum that we have to change plans because of, growing complancations."
Skipper: "Kolwalski, walkie-talkie! (Kowalski hands him walkie-talkie) Lodge to Magnum? Come in Magnum? Do you copy?"
Magnum: I read you loud and clear, Skipper. Have you destroyed the hive yet? You did save Ztingerella first beforehand, right?
Skipper: Well, apparently, there's been a change of plans. Darkness Qui has found a Fountain of Eternal Life, and is about to use it against us. They've already used it to make Ztingerella's mother immortal, and who knows who's gonna be next?
Magnum: ZTINGERELLA'S MOTHER IS WHAT?!?
Kowalski: I believe he said 'immortal'.
Magnum: Oh, crap in a toilet! Now how're we gonna stop them?
Skipper: Simple. We just find the fountain, and destroy it.
Lord Shen: And if I can take a guess, destroying the fountain and it's water will make Queen Jerrinna mortal again, and all the immortality water that Qui has collected from it will become just regular water.
Private: Uh... Skipper?
Skipper: What is it, Private? Can't you see the adults are talking?
Private: Sorry, I was just thinking that what if there is a possibility that Darkness Qui might drink the immortality water, and become immortal herself?
Iago: THAT would be a problem!
Skipper: Hmm... You make a very good point there, Private.
Soothsayer: "Worry not, dragons lend a hand to make the water to benifit mortals, but it was also made that dragons of evil heart can't benifet from it, it won't grant immortallity to a dragon that would surely abuses it. Though as far as we can guess, Qui's a "Zewinasaur", but still, she's tecnecally a dragon by proxy, and ergo, she can't benifit from it."
Lord Shen: "But they didn't made it that bad mortals won't get the same idea?"
Soothsayer: "It was, accsidently forgotten, and that's why the founton had to be hidden."
Lord Shen: Well, why didn't they just destroy it in the first place if they knew bad mortals would search for it?
Soothsayer: Because they needed it for a long time. After all, it is a sacred monument. But now that it has been found, it must be destroyed.
Po: Yeah, no joke.
Kowalski: Plus Narcotic mentioned that it can be scientifically turned into a mortal potion as well. If he creates the new mortal potion with it, Princess Celestia, Luna, Zeus, or any other god won't have a chance.
Skipper: That's not gonna happen. Rico?
Rico: (Hacks out explosives) KABOOM!
Mr. Krabs: Can we just bang this fountain and get it over with?
Nutzy: What? We're gonna have se-
Trigger: (Covers Nutzy's mouth) This is a kid's show, you dummy!
Mr. Krabs: That wasn't what I meant, dingbat! I meant 'let's destroy it!'
Nutzy: Ohhhhhh... Well it sounded like the other way around.
Shifu: Let's just go.
1 hour later...
A sacred looking temple is seen.
Po: "Whoa, I never thought I would get a first hand encounter of the most sacred of chinese legends."
Lord Shen: "We must be careful, there's legends that the guardian of the foundtain, a female water malmitulating crane, guards and needs the fountain to survive."
Po: "Then how did Qui and her goons get past?"
Soothsayer: "Remember that dragons are halfly respondsable for it's creation. Qui simply mislead the poor girl into believeing that she's one of the desendents of the original creators."
Po: "Well, why can't we tell this water crane that Qui is not one of them?"
Lord Shen: "Good chance she is misinformed about us too, Qui may had said we're dangerious criminals or even villains, and that we are to be destroyed! And we must also be wary of anicent traps set in the temple, I heard stories that the builders really outdone themselfs to prevent malevolent forces from getting immortally."
Viper: "Then this will not be an easy task."
Tigress: But it must be done.
SpongeBob: Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go find that fountain. (All Lodgers enter Temple)
Patrick: Wow, it's dark in here.
Viper: (Eyes begin glowing) There we are.
SpongeBob: Whoa! I can't believe I forgot about her glowing eyes.
Alex: Well, at least we can see.
Marty: Alright, alright. It's just a big temple, the fountain around here somewhere, let's not freak out!
Melman: Oh, yeah? (Hundreds of traps are active, like spears popping out of the floor, crushing blocks smashing into each other, spike pits everywhere, dart shooters fire darts rapidly, and even lava pits are laying everywhere)..... CAN WE FREAK OUT NOW?!?
Icky: "Aw man! Every temple clishe in the book is here! Now all we're missing is anicent temple guardians and we can save ourselves an indiana jones sytile episode!"
Rico: YAY! (Hacks out whip)
Private: So... Where do we start?
Lord Shen: "Let us try the path thatll lead to the foundton. Stay sharp."
The Group sees a sign that says 'Spikes of Impalation'
Patrick: 'The... Speeks of impaelahtion'?..... I don't get it!
Squidward: (Face palms himself) It says 'Spikes of Impalation!'
Marty: C'mon, how hard can it be? (Throws a rock onto the panels, and hundreds of spikes pop out from the ground.).... (Squeaks in fear.....)
The spikes go back in.
Tulio:... Okay, now what?
Miguel: It's hopeless! We'll be impaled to death with one step on that area.
Shifu: Do not despair. We'll find a way through.
SpongeBob: Yeah, we've handled the Diamond of the Ancients temple traps before. I'm sure we can handle this one as well.
Viper: "There appears to be some kind of pattern."
Tigress: "It's of a tiger, an ox, a snake, and a rat."
Icky: "Tiger, ox, snake and rat. Aren't they in, like, the chinese new year zodiac or something?"
Kowalski:... Hold on a second. Rainbow Dash told me about these kinds of puzzles in a book she read. If I recall correctly, then one of these creatures is not like the others.
Max: OOH, OOH, OOH! I'm good at these kinds of games. Let's see... The Ox is the only one of these animals that doesn't eat meat. So, I guess, that sums it up- (Steps on Ox panel, and spike pop up)... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW!!! (Hops on one foot while holding the other) OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW!!
Sam: I think you should've thought that through, Max. These kinds of puzzles are tougher to crack than a chestnut made of titanium.
Max: Yeah, I guess you're right. Although, I think my foot would agree with you, too. (A hole appears in his foot).
SpongeBob: (Laughs) Sometimes I like the fact that we're in a cartoon.
Skipper: Tone down the shenanigans, huh! We've got a fountain to destroy here.
Kowalski: Well, let's think for a second on this one... All these animals are in the Chinese Zodiac, but...
Icky: "Well?"
Kowalski:... Well... I seriously think it's the rat because... Well... It's not a predator.
Missing Link: Wait a minute, I thought Oxes were herbivores. They can't be predators.
Miguel: That may be true, but once you get them pissed off, they're bound to be as dangerous as a predator.
Tulio: That was a bull, Miguel, not an Ox.
Kowalski: He's otherwise right, Link. Besides, the rat is also the smallest one of these animals.
Patrick: But isn't the snake small, too?
Kaa: Not when it's a python or an anaconda.
Patrick: Well, I still don't think the rat is the right choice.
Squidward: "YOU AREN'T ONE TO USE THE WORD "THINK" IN SUCH A WAY!"
Lodgers get into an arguement, until Kowalski steps on a rat panel, and the Lodgers stop...
Kowalski:... See? What'd I tell you?
Private: Well, I'm still skeptical about what Link and Patrick said.
Kowalski: Yeah, but Max's foot has a hole in it when we tried the Ox, that's how they get you.
Icky: "So, how are we gonna be able to cross this path by rat only when some of us ain't small, can't fly or aren't agile enough?"
Spyro: Well, we can pick them up, and fly them over. (Grabs Patrick, and flies him over the panels)
Patrick: (Laughs) That was fun.
Icky:... Why didn't I think of that?
Skipper: Let's roll. (Penguins bounce across each rat panel, and make it safely while the other Lodgers make it across)
SpongeBob: (Pants in exhaustion) That was... A close call... Whew! Can I get a glass of water?
Sparx: (Holding bottles of water) Sparkling or regular? Take your pick, I got more!
Phil: Well, can't we at least continue this mission? We need to destroy that fountain before anything else happens.
Hallway.
Po: "Whoa, look at this! It's a hallway, and an armory!"
Viper: "Such old fastion looking armor."
Icky: "Hate to meet whoever wore these in an ally."
Shifu: Just stay focused. We have a few more halls to pass.
Iago: GUYS! I SEE IT! I SEE THE FOUNTAIN!! (The fountain appears in a safe-looking hallway)
Patrick: YAY! WE DID IT!! (Runs for fountain laughing)
SpongeBob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! (Sliding blocks collide between Patrick, making him cartoonishly flat)
Patrick:... Ow! (Then the floor below him slides open into a lava pit)... Oh, no! (Falls and gets burnt by lava) AAAHHHHHHRRRRGH!! HOT, HOT, HOT! (Patrick makes it back to the Lodge with burn marks, and his head on fire)... (Pants)... That... Was... AWESOME!!!!
Squidward: (Face palms)
Trixie:... Oh, well, we tried. (Walks away until Gilda steps on her tail) OW!
Gilda: We're going across!
Po: But how? This hall is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY more painful than the training room at The Jade Palace.
Icky: "Didn't they make off-switches in this place?"
Tigress: "That's the point, booby traps can't be turned off to protact sacred treasure or artifacts from grave robbers and raiders."
Spyro: "Then how did Qui and her allies make it through?"
Trixie: "An unspeakable sense of luck, perchance?"
Cynder: "Or maybe she found a route alternate to this."
Shifu finds a broken staff.
Shifu: "Or outsmarted the anicent builders."
Trixie: "She used a staff, to get through that trap?"
Icky: "If so, it's useless now, we're on our own over here."
Merlin casted forth another staff!
Merlin: "Long enough, and strong enough to withstand the walls! But we have to do this carefully!"
Trixie: "Uh, not to be anti-climatic, but, couldn't you just teleported us to the fountain room?"
Merlin: "A group telaportation spell, without the proper requirements or preparations, can be dangerious! We might end up horrorablely fused!"
Squidward: "And I know I don't wanna go down that route again."
Patrick: I forget what we're doing.
Merlin: (Uses staff to hold the trap in place) Voila!
Skipper: GO, GO, GO! (Lodgers move very fast, and make it through the traps before the staff snaps)
SpongeBob: Whew!... That was a close call.
Gilda: But at least we made it to the fountain.
Po: But how do we destroy it?
Rico: DYNAMIIIITTTTEE!!! (Hacks out a ton of dynamite)
Skipper: No, that's too powerful.
Rico: (Hacks out $100) Take it or leave it!
???: "HALT, INTRUDERS!"
A beautiful, blue crane emerged from the foundton, armed with a water themed pike.
Blue Crane: "I am Xin Se Lee."
Po: "THE XIN SE LEE?! THE LADY OF THE WATER AND HERO OF THE SEA OF CHIBI?"
Xin Se Lee: "You heard of me, I trust?"
Po: "Oh yeah, your a super legend, you were surrounded by Cao Cao's forces, but you didn't stop and you were all (makes karate sounds, and kicks in a wall!) Oh.... Sorry about that."
Xin Se Lee: "Hmm. I have been warned by the great desendent of one of the dragons that helped the creation of the foundtain that intruderious misfit villains sought to destroy the most sacred of all anicent high council, and great spirit relics. I never thought it be, you bunch. Exspically not a panda, who's kind provided the water to the foundtain."
Po: Well, I-a-say what now?
Tigress: Ms. Xin? That "dragon", cannot be trusted. She is a treacherous villain who's trying to use your immortality water for evil.
Xin Se Lee: Liar! This fountain is NOT to be destroyed. The dragons have seen to it that this fountain is to be preserved for the good of China.
Shifu: Tigress speaks the truth, Master Lee. We have come to destroy it for a reason: That, "dragon" you encountered is planning to use your water to make villains immortal and gods mortal, and become unstoppable. We cannot stop them unless this fountain is destroyed.
Xin Se Lee: I'm afraid I cannot allow that.
Icky: "Why not?"
Xin Se Lee: "This foundton does more then grant immortally. Long ago, China of our world was in danger of suffering a history changing earth quake that would've changed all of China into a series of seperate islands, and ruined, or even, end lives in the progress. United togather, the cranes, the pandas, the Fore-Peacocks and the dragons banded to togather by creating the foundton of enternal life. The earthquake came, and the foundton prevented it to seperate China. But there is, also a curse. it's immortal waters is what kept our lands from becoming shattered islands, for the quake did do something, the lands are indeed damaged, but this, foundton has prevented it from seperating by using it's healing waters to keep it togather. Should it be destroyed, and not only would immortallites be undone, but you would also undone China, by destroying it's own heart, and millions and millions of lives, who benifited from it! You would destroy China, and all of it's lands, redusing it to broken, scarred, and shattered islands! So, tell me, would preventing your made-up conquest be worth the destrution of all of china, and the death of millions, and forever changing those who survived?"
Trixie: "You mean, that thing's the bloody glue that keeps this land togather?!"
Xin Se Lee: "Why else would the greatest hero of anicent times, be entrusted to guard the greatest, and most sacred of relics? Without it, China of this world would've been much different then what is known! I have sacriviced greatly, I became immortal, and my friends, family, and, my lover, time took them all away, but, the spirits will take care of them, as I protact all of China's only heart! For without it, no one would've enjoyed a happy exsitence!"
Lord Shen: "Well, this is indeed as one would call, a game changer!"
Icky: "Well this is junked! We destroy the foundton, China's gonna fall apart! But we don't destroy it, the united universes will be congured in a matter of weeks!"
Soothsayer: "Xin Se, you have reasoned with us! We will not destroy the foundton, now that we all know about it's true impourence. But Qui is not who you think she is. She is not a desentent of the dragons who help create the foundton! We're, not even sure if she is an actual dragon."
Icky: "She's not even from our united universes!"
Xin Se Lee: "Prove it!"
Icky brings out an IPOD.
Icky: "I recorded everything just in case."
Icky shows the camera mode of the IPOD, and plays, reveling the Skeetraziods abusing the cidizins of Gongmen, then we see Qui's conversation with the other villains.
Xin Se Lee was horrived!
Xin Se Lee: "NO! HOW, HOW COULD THIS BE?! A DRAGON, EVIL? NO! DRAGONS ARE SUPPOSE TO BE PURE OF HEART!"
Spyro: "Pure of heart? Wait, what time were you born in?"
Xin Se Lee: "A long time ago. in a time when there was talk of heroics done by a purple dragon, like you, and he has incredable potainional."
Spyro: "(Gulp). What his name?"
Xin Se Lee: "Seriously? A fellow purple dragon has heard not of Malefor?"
Crane: "Oh dear."
Icky: "Wow, are you out of date? like, a junk load of years off! I mean, ok, you were born during the time when Male-dork was actselly good, and it proves dragons have stupidly long lifespans! I don't think your very much of aware of this, but, man, Malefor went hero to zero!"
Xin Se Lee: "WHAT?! NO! Malefor defeated all 3 siblings of the Dark Formoding clan! He is a noble hero!"
Lord Shen: "I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but while you were still guarding the foundton, Malefor... became troubled."
Soothsayer: "Perhaps I better show you. (Casted a magic spell on her fortune bowl.)"
Xin Se Lee: "You can't be right! You just can't!"
Soothsayer: "Clear your mind."
Xin calms down, and does just that.
Flashback
Spyro: Are you ready for this?
Cynder: I'm scared.
Spyro: Just stay close to me. (Both enter Malefor's tomb)
Malefor: At long last! My guests have arrived! Please, come in... Such determination to get here. It seems we share other qualities besides that of our color.
Spyro: No! I'm nothing like you!
Malefor: Do you think so? (Chuckles) We'll get to that.
Cynder: Don't listen to him, Spyro. Don't listen to anything he says.
Malefor: You look so weary. Allow me to make you more comfortable. (Removes Cynder and Spyro's chains) There, that's better, isn't it? It's the least I could do for you, Cynder. After all, you've done so much for me.
(Xin Se Lee): Strange, what did this 'Cynder' do for him?
Spyro: You used her!
Malefor: I used her? She used you! What does it matter, really?
Spyro: What does he mean?
Malefor: What...he doesn't know? (Chuckles) Go on, tell him! You musn't leave him in the dark.
Spyro: Tell me what?
Malefor: How she lured you to the Well of Souls, how she tricked you into freeing me.
Cynder: You're lying!
Malefor: Hmm... I find it peculiar... How you've chosen to remember things. Let me assure you, it was YOU who freed me, Spyro. You who brought me back. And you have Cynder to thank for that. (Cackles)
Spyro: Cynder? Is it true?
Cynder: No!... I don't know... I don't know anymore!
Malefor: Oh, I think you do. But perhaps you need a little nudge! (Corrupts Cynder)
Spyro: CYNDER!
(Xin Se Lee): What? Malefor knows corruption? But-but-but...I don't understand, how did he... (Malefor cackles)
Spyro: CYNDER, NO!
Malefor: Ignitus should've warned you. You are alone here, young dragon. You have always been alone. Still, here you are, trying so desperately to save this miserable world, refusing to accept the true role of the purple dragon. I'm sure you have been told that I was the first of our kind, but I assure you, there have been many. It has been the duty of our predecessors to resurrect the Destroyer, and the Golems of the deep to bring about The Great Clensing. This is the true nature of our kind. Your destiny is to destroy the world.
(Xin Se Lee): (Gasps)
Spyro: NO! I don't believe that!
Malefor: Of course you don't. But you have fulfilled your destiny nonetheless. In my time, I was stopped! Prevented from completing my quest. But you, you have carried the flame, be it through your own will or not. And soon, the world will be destroyed, you along with it.
Spyro: NO! (Cynder attacks him)
Cynder: FIGHT BACK!
Malefor: (Cackles)
(Xin Se Lee): No!! IT's not true!... THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!!
(Icky): Oh, enough with the Luke Skywalker reference, you know it's true.
(Xin Se Lee):... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Vision Ends
Xin Se Lee:... How... How could he do that? He tried to destroy his homeworld?
Icky: "His own powers drove him mad with corruption, and this was only the tip of the iceburg of wrongsville. He had a human called Facilier dope Mang Cobra into getting himself corrupted by an evil meddailian and lead him to become pooba of the villain leage, and everything went to shit!"
Xin Se Lee: "I.... I'm a fool! I trusted that deciver because of her spieces herritage!.... OR at least, appeared to have a dragon herritage! Even if she were not not be an actual dragon, she.... She strangely felt like a dragon...."
Cynder: "It's not your fault you missed out on everything that happened during your stay here."
Xin Se Lee cried.
Icky: "Oh please no water works! You screwed up, big whoop. We're great heroes too, and even we messed up every now and again."
Xin Se Lee: "My duty was to ensure the most purest relic strays away from misuse... But, I instead allowed it's misuse. I'm a fool. But please understand, it is still vital for China, without it-"
Skipper: "We already been briefed that without it, China's gonna fall apart!"
Patrick: "Well, can't we get the high council and the great spirits to make it that China doesn't need it anymore?"
Everyone stares at Patrick.
Patrick: "I know what your gonna say: "Shut up Patrick, that's stupid"!"
Kowalski: Actually... That could work. All we need is a replacement. Xin? Is it possible that if the right amount of immortality water is placed inside the earthquake cracks, then they'll be sealed up?
Xin Se Lee: If we had enough immortal water, yes. But even though this fountain contains enough, we'll need even MORE immortal water to keep China together.
Icky: "So, how are we gonna get more water without Qui and those bugs getting wise on us?"
Xin Se Lee: The only ones with more immortal water are King Neptune, King Triton, Zeus, and Princess Celestia.
Icky: Wha-..... How the deuce do you know about Princess Celestia?
Xin Se Lee: I know every God in the book, including Jesus. But the point is that talking Gods out of giving up immortal water is all but impossible.
Shifu: Nothing is impossible. It can be done.
Xin Se Lee: And how do you propose we do it? Gods don't just give up immortal water even if they're trapped in magic cages. It's all too forbidden. It's bad enough Prometheus stole fire and gave it to humans, so it would be the greatest crime of all of God history.
Shifu: And what is more important? Their water or theirselves?
Lord Shen: "And they're already so immortal that they're gods now, so it no longer has a purpose to them! And I assume they have they're own fountons of enturnal life, those can always make more, so what bloody difference would it make if a tremendus donation is made?"
Xin Se Lee: "Would they be able to listen to you even?"
Lord Shen: "Alcourse, Celestia and I... Are rather fond of eachother."
Spongebob: "Yeah, and Zeus and the squad are tight! We saved his son from a leage attempt once."
Mr. Krabs: "King Neptune on the other hand... Well, maybe his daughter Mindy can reason with him, but that crown really goes into his head if you catch my drift."
Xin Se Lee: "Ok, but I still think they would be relucent to surrender the water."
At the Dragon Guardian temple, via a video screen.
Celestia: "Very well Shen, it's a sacrivice we gods are willing to make."
Zeus: "Bu alcourse, we're not just immortal, we're gods! We hardly need the water anymore, or debatably, at all! After all, you done great deeds for us! It's the least we can do."
King Neptune: "Well, ok. I mean, our own foundtons of enternal life are always making more water, so what's a few drops?"
King Triton: Well, I am a little weary, but as long as it's okay with the other Gods, it's okay with me.
Xin Se Lee: "I'm surprise how willing they are to surrender that water so easly?"
Icky: "You'd be amaze what saving the worlds a crud load of times can do."
Shifu: Well, we don't have much time. If that fountain isn't gone in time, even Gods will die with that immortal water in Qui's hands.
Spyro: Well, technically, Qui doesn't have hands if you catch my drift.
Icky: "Well, it's a so'nso, her front paws can also be used as hands sometimes."
Skipper: MOVE OUT! We've got a fight to catch!
The undergrond.
Huge cracks are seen everywhere.
Xin Se Lee: "Oh great spirits, may this be my final tribute, before I become one of you, at long last! O accsidenty allow your most sacred of relics be tainted by dark uses, and now, it cannot be allowed to exist anymore. But, too prevent it's intended purpose to be used against us, may we offer the water of the gods to serve, as a replacement! May this be so, so your relic will not be used to dark conquest! I hope the great ones can understand, and forgive my earlier error."
SpongeBob: I'm sure they will, Xin. I'm sure they will. (Great Spirits seal up earthquake cracks with immortal water, binding them back together)
Icky: "What about the foundton itself?"
Merlin: "The spirits will take the foundton itself with them back, it has long done it's perpuse."
Xin Se Lee begins to vanish.
Xin Se Lee: "As have I...."
Po: "Xin!"
Xin Se Lee: "My purpose is done, my burden... Finished."
Po: "Wait! Your dying?!"
Xin Se Lee didn't say anything. She vanished, and as the spirits leave, Xin can be seen one last time, and has vanished.
Po: "Xin......."
Tigress: "She's finally reunited with her family, Po. Let us honor her name by finishing what we've started."
Icky: "So, back on the subject of the water and it's effects.... How will we know this will work?"
Merlin: "Wait for it."
Gongmen city.
Darkness Qui: (From Gongmen City, able to feel the tremors) What the hell is going on?
Narcotic: It must be an earthquake.
Celsius: Well, if it is, then it's a BIG one.
Jerrinna: Should we evacuate this place? (Suddenly glows)
Darkness Qui: What the?! Your highness, you're glowing.
Jerrinna: What do you- (Sees self glowing due to the immortality in her wearing off) What's happening to me? (Voice grows older again, and she grows old as well) I'm *wheeze* getting old!
Narcotic: She's losing her immortality!
Darkness Qui: WHAT?!? HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!? First an earthquake, now she becomes mortal again? What the fuck is going on around here?
Celsius: Wait a minute... The fountain!
Darkness Qui: The fountain?!? (Teleports herself, Narcotic, and Celsius to the fountain to find it gone) (Gasps)
Celsius: It's gone!
Narcotic: Those Lodgers must've destroyed it!
Icky: Not exsactly!! (Appears behind them with The Lodge)
Gilda: "The spirits took it back, desided it over-stayed it's welcome, and that guardian left too!"
Lord Shen: Your reign of terror ends here and now, Qui! You have lost!
Po: "And we're gonna make you pay for causing the existence of a great warrior, who you lied to into allowing you to get what you want, to be met with a sad ending?! We'll make sure that her name is re-honored with YOUR DEFEATS, VILLAINS!"
Sam: So, you and your entire continuum better put their hands where we can see them!
Darkness Qui: (Scoffs) My ENTIRE continuum? (Buzzing sounds are heard, and hundreds of Skeeterazoids appear and swarm around them)
Sandy: SWARM!
Kowalski: With this many Skeeterazoids, Raid will be useless!
Max the rabbit: "Did you had to say the ENTIRE continnum?"
Sam: "Yeah, I propbuly should've thought it out more."
Rico spits out smoke bomb, and lougers vanished!
Darkness Qui: "(Growls), They'll pay for this!? Soldiers, scearch the entire city for them! I WANT THEM FOUND?!"
Sting'nbite: "Yes ma'am! You heard her, move move move!"
Chapter 7- The Core
Gongmen ally.
Skeetraziods are seen flying over head.
SpongeBob: (Lodgers sneak through the alley in hiding) C'mon, the Queen's hive is this way. (Lodgers head through the alley)
Po: C'mon, let's go. (Lodgers make it, and see the hive)
Alex: There it is.
Lord Shen: Stay silent, lion. These hornet-rejects are sure to have REALLY good hearing.
Sandy: Alright, what's the plan?
SpongeBob: We destroy the hive, and the Skeeterazoid Empire will be defeated along with Darkness Qui.
Kowalski: We may've cured the heroes that got infected at this point, but others will be infected if we don't do something about that hive.
Tigress: Let's not forget about Princess Ztingerella. We need to save her before we bring the place down.
Skipper: But how will we know where she is? And more importantly, how will we save her? She's sure to be under maximum security. We've fought a lot of enemies in our series, and they weren't THAT stupid.
Private: "This is a toughy."
Lord Shen: "We'll have to break in, through the least secured area in the hive."
Boss Wolf: " How about the back door?"
Lord Shen: "Back door?"
Boss Wolf: "Yeah, no one usually uses the back door. So, there's no point in guarding something no one uses, right?"
Lord Shen: "Boss Wolf that's.... Strangely not entirely stupid."
Po: "It, kinda depends if they have a back door to begin with."
Skeeterazoid Soldier 1: (From distance) Say, dude? Have you seen the back door?
Skeeterazoid Soldier 2: (Smacks him) We have no back door, you idiot. If we did, the heroes would go through. We can't just let the heroes get the easy way around.
Skeeterazoid Soldier 1: Well, sorry, I didn't know. You don't have to be a dick about it.
Icky: Crap in a toilet!
Iago: (Shrugs) Enough with that 'Crap in a toilet' reference. It's funny. I know, but that doesn't mean you can use it over!
Squidward:... Oh, well, we tried. (Trixie uses tickle spell on him)
Trixie: Not so fast, Squidass! We're not giving up like a bunch of wieners!
Gilda: Trixie, please, language. Geez, where do you learn these words?
Trixie: I learn them from Icky, actually. And come on, I'm tecnecally already a grown-up mare!
Icky: (Chuckles in nervousness)... I... Did I ever cuss at all in this series?
Lord Shen: "Would you like the long list, or the short, including your recent "Crap in a toliet" joke?"
Icky: "Ok, so I have potty mouth of a beak."
Marty: "Ok, anyone else has any bright ideas?"
???: "Psst!"
Everyone looks at a lone gongmen city sheep.
Sheep: "Over here!"
Po: "Hey, I know that Sheep! that's the sheep we saved from one of Shen's wolfs! By the way, did you know one of your wolfs seriously has spefific tastes for rice?"
Boss Wolf: "Yep, that's Reggie. I know he has a real chinese name, but we like to call him Reggie for some weird reason."
Lord Shen: "Does that sheep want our attention?"
Icky: "Well duh, why else would she go "Psst" at us?"
Viper: "Less comical shenigans, more heroing!"
Po: We're here to destroy the hive, and bring Qui to justice. What do you need?
Sheep: I came to give you special info you'll need to accomplish this task.
Gilda: Well, spit it out already.
Sheep: This concerns the fact that the Skeeterazoids are afraid of Raid. I've just found out that Qui's blue turkey guy has just developed a potion that makes the Skeeterazoids immune to Raid.
Po: WHAT?!? How is that even possible?
Sheep: I don't know, but there's more. The Skeeterazoid Princess has escaped the hive in secret, and is looking for you guys.
Shifu: How do you know this?
Sheep: She told me.
Dr. Cockroach: Where should we find the Princess?
Sheep: She's taking refuge in Gongmen Jail at Black Dragon Alley! She'll tell you everything you need to know on defeating the Skeeterazoids.
Sandy: That's a relief. We need a game plan before we get through with this zippity-doo-dah mission.
Ed: (Laughs)
Banzai: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Ed, I hear ya'. Let's get to that jail.
Gongmen jail.
Princess Ztingerilla was waiting, growing more concerned.
SpongeBob: (He and the Lodge come inside jail) Hello? Princess?
Ztingerella: Are you the ones known as The Shell Lodge Squad?
Shifu: Indeed.
Ztingerella: Oh, great. I'm sure you know my friend, Penelope.
Gilda: We call her 'Magnum' now. Turns out she was the Chosen One of the-
Ztingerella: Yes, I already know. It was all over the news the day you rescued the our UUniverses. But we have more pressing concerns. I came to warn you about my mother and Qui. By the way, there was an earthquake earlier today, and my mother suddenly got mortal again. Was all that your doing?
Lucky Jack: Without a doubt.
Icky: Turns out, Qui found the Gongmen Fountain of Eternal Life, and used it to make your mother immortal. We tried destroying it, but the guardian warned us that it was what kept China together from an earthquake long ago. So, we used more immortal water, dumped 'em in the cracks, and it very well did the trick.
Ztingerella: Makes perfect sense. But anyway, I trust you heard from that local "sheep" as you call them, that Narcotic has made a Raid immunity for me and the Skeeterazoids. Uhhgh, that stuff is as toxic as hell. But luckily I was the first one tested.
Lord Shen: They tested the serum on YOU first?
Ztingerella: Yeah. (Coughs)
Tigress: Did it work?
Ztingerella: It worked alright. But even if we Skeeterazoids will soon have an immunity to Raid, we're still scared of it. I tell you, when I was tested, I saw my life flash before my eyes. It was horrible! (Shivers in fear) But I'm just glad it works.
Skipper: And pretty soon, every last other Skeeterazoid will build up an immunity. We'd better hurry up.
Icky: "Uh, we still know squat on how we get in!"
Tigress: "Your highness, you were coughing and severing earlier."
Po: "Yeah, did that stuff have like, dangerious side-effects?"
Spongebob: "Or anything at all concerning?"
Ztingerella: Nope. Not at all. (Coughing) I'm... I'm alright. (Coughs out blood)
Max: What's happening?
Sam: I don't know, but judging by the effects, Narcotic didn't inject her with the serum. Maybe they injected her with something else and tricked Ztingerella into thinking she built up an immunity to Raid.
Kowalski: Best guess. (Analyzes Ztingerella's condition) Paleness, coughing blood, yellow eyes... EGAD! They didn't!
Skipper: I'm sure they did, Kowalski, don't be an idiot.
Kowalski: But don't you see? Ztingerella's been injected with Narconitrogeneous Trioxide, a rare poison that is highly illegal in UUniversal laws.
Kowalski: Princess, you are certainly NOT okay. This poison is highly dangerous, and if not fully treated within an hour will lead to death.
Ztingerilla: "What?! why?"
Skipper: "It may've been back when your mom became immortal, but thanks to us, she's back being the old hag she is!"
Kolwalski: "If so, then poisoning the heir to the thrown was, and is, EXTREMELY STUPID OF THEM TO DO!"
Tigress: "We have no choice then. We're gonna have to break into the hive, by force!"
Hive enterence.
Skeetraziods guard the enterence.
Lord Shen appears and slices the Skeetraziods, as they fall flat, dead.
Lord Shen: "On word!"
The lougers charged in!
Skeetraziods appear!
The penguins use raid!
All Skeetraziods: "RAID!"
BOOM!
Thrown room.
Jerrinna: "YOU DID (WEESES), WHAT?!"
Darkness Qui: "Please understand, it was back when you were immortal! With that in mind, it seemed pointless to have an neir. Besides, you always complained on how she's not like you!"
Jerrinna: "EVEN SO, (WEEZES), SHE'S MORE IMPOURENT THEN EVER, (WEEZES), BECAUSE NOW I AM BACK ON THE PATH OF EXPERATION, (WEEZES), ZTINGERILLA WOULD HAVE TO TAKE OVER! BUT I WAS HOPEING BY THEN YOU MADE HER INTO EVIL LIKE ME, NOT POISON HER!"
Darkness Qui: "An out of character mistake, your grace. We just need to find her within an hour, and Narcotic can cure her. But please understand there is still her, "goody goody" attatude."
Jerrinna: "That's is what (weezes), I have you for, you twat! Don't you have some form of, corruption spell?!"
Darkness Qui: "Sorry, never learn it. But, we have inventions capable of such things, brainwashing devices!"
Jerrinna: "Good! Now leave! I'm nornery at you right (weezes), now, and I don't want anymore (weezes), bad news!"
Darkness Qui: Yes, your highness. We'll get started right away. And about the Raid problem, I think that we may have found the immunity for it.
Jerrinna: RAID?!? *wheeze*!
Darkness Qui: Don't worry, your highness. We'll test it on you first.
Narcotic: Uh, Qui? I think there's something you need to know.
Darkness Qui: It better be good.
Narcotic: Well, according to my scans of Jerrinna's DNA... I'm afraid she has only 2 hours to live.
Jerrinna and Qui: WHAT?!?
Narcotic: It's true. The immortality wearing off on Jerrinna's body had also accelerated her age. Now she has only 2 hours... It will all be over, then.
Darkness Qui: Then we'd better find Ztingerella immediately! If Jerrinna dies and Ztingerella dies, there'll be nobody to take the Skeeterazoid throne. And I'm too busy trying to make a new Villains Act to take over myself.
Celisus: "Well, I'm afriad finding Ztingerilla is no longer a problem."
Darkness QuI: "Why?"
Celisus: "Those lougers are actselly bold enough to laungh a full on assult on us!"
Darkness Qui: (Scoffs) Like they can possibly accomplish THAT. Their precious Raid will be of no use soon. Narcotic, get your serum, and strap it to a gas bomb. We're making every Skeeterazoid in this hive immune to Raid, and nobody is stopping us!
Narcotic; Yes, m'am! (Takes serum, and hooks it to gas bomb) This is gonna get greasy! (Leaves)
Hallway.
Narcotic is horrorfived! at least a ginormus majority of the Skeetraziods are already dead, and the secnt of raid is smelt.
Narcotic: "Everyone.... We have a problem."
Qui and Celsius appeared.
Celsius: "THE GROCK HAPPENED TO OUR ARMY?"
Narcotic: "We don't seem, to have an army anymore."
Darkness Qui: "Those accursed lougers work unholyingly fast! Quick you fools, back to the queen!"
Narcotic found himself missing the bomb!
Narcotic: "My gas bomb! It's gone!"
Celsius: We're dead meat! Hung up for sale! (Water is dumped on him) AH GROCK! WATER, MY ONLY IRONIC WEAKNESS!!! (Turns into ash)
Narcotic: CELSIUS!!!!
Darkness Qui: TO THE QUEEN!!! AND BRING CELSIUS' ASHES WITH US!!! (Narcotic quickly sweeps up ashes and he and Qui retreat to the Queen's throne room)
The room again.
Jerrinna: What is *wheeze* going on out there?
Darkness Qui: The Lodge has overwhelmed our defenses, your highness! They've gone bonkers!
Icky: (Appearing with the Lodge behind them) Bonkers for justice is what you mean!!
SpongeBob: We want Magnum's friend cured right now!
Jerrinna: *wheeze* You bastards! Qui agreed to cure her and corrupt her!
Tigress: You earned redeeming points for wanting to cure her, but we're NOT gonna let you corrupt her so easily.
Skipper: And once we cure Ztingerella, we're coming after YOU, your highness!
Jerrinna: NO, PLEASE *wheeze* DIDN'T I SUFFER ENOUGH FROM BEING ON THE PATH OF EXPERATION!
Narcotic: Not to worry, your highness. They're not laying a finger on you. And their precious Raid isn't gonna be of help! (Injects immunity serum into Jerrinna) Let's see them use their Raid now!
Jerrinna: *wheeze* What's happening to me? *wheeze* (Yells in pain) I'm hurting *wheeze* all over!
Narcotic: That's just the effects of another serum that you might need to defend yourself.
Jerrinna: What? (Shakes and then mutates into a giant Skeeterazoid monster)
Narcotic: "HEY WAIT! YOUR SUPPOSE TO HELP US FIGHT! Darn, I forgot the side-effects that the host of the serum will have a dangeriously short attention span."
Darkness Qui: (On radio) WE NEED REINFORCEMENTS IN HERE, NOW!
Skeeterazoid Soldier: (Weak voice) We can't... Make it, Qui! We... (Coughs) Uhhgh! (Dies)
Darkness Qui: (Shrugs) Fine! Narcotic, we'll have to handle them ourselves!
Narcotic pulls out a giant ray gun!
Skipper: "Everyone! take cover! (Lodgers duck when Narcotic fires the ray) Rico!"
Rico: (Does karate kick at Qui, but Qui uses electric spell to zap him)
Darkness Qui: You retards ruined everything! You and your precious heroes can't stop me as long as we have that spiced-up Queen Jerrinna now. She'll be able to create a new generation of Raid Immuned Beasts! (Gets abit loopy) I WIN EITHER WAY!?
Kowalski: (To Skipper) Retro-kukamonga!
Skipper: Private, Kowalski, on me! (All 3 attack, but Qui uses earth spell to cast and throw rocks at Skipper and Private, then she zaps Kowalski with electric spell)
Spyro: (Blasts fire at Qui, but Qui casts up a shield to defend herself)
Narcotic: (Takes out infector gun) Haven't used this baby in a while. (Aims at SpongeBob)
Mantis: (Smacks infector gun out of Narcotic's hands) FEEL THE BUG!!!
Po: (Stomps on Qui's foot)
Darkness Qui: YAAAOOWWCH!!!
Shifu: Immobilize her, quickly! And don't let Narcotic get his infector gun!
Spyro: (He and Cynder use ropes to wrap up Darkness Qui)
Narcotic: (Runs toward his Infector gun)
Biomon: SPIRAL TWISTER! (Blasts Spiral Twister at Narcotic, which hits him!)
Lord Shen: Pin him down!
Rico: (Launches thumbtacks from his mouth, and they pin Narcotic to the ground)
Private: Rico, are you sure it's safe to swallow something as sharp as a thumbtack?
Rico: Naah! It don't hurt.
SpongeBob: Alright, you two! TALK! How do we cure Ztingerella?
Narcotic: HERE! THIS THING?! (Brings out cure) It was smuggled anyway.
Kowalski: Well, that went quicker than I thought.
Skipper: Kowalski, head back to Gongmen Jail, and cure Ztingerella! And hurry, because you've got only 5 minutes to get there! GO!
Kowalski: I'm on it, Skipper! (Slides off)
Shifu: Now that Qui, Narcotic, and Celsius are taken care of, we'd better finish the job.
Patrick: I thought we were done already. (Monster Jerrinna is heard roaring in a nearby areas in the hive).... Ohh.... Her.
Boss Wolf: GET THAT QUEEN! (Lodgers head after the Monster Queen)
Chapter 8- Showdown with The Queen
Hive Cafeteria
SpongeBob: (Lodgers reach the Queen, then gasp in horror) Holy mackarel!!! (The Monster Queen has an army of mutated Skeeterazoid soldiers)
Max: Oh my, God! WHAT HAPPENED?!?
Sam: Like Qui said, something tells me that the mutated queen Jerrinna had given birth to hundreds upon hundreds of rapidly-matured babies, garrentied to be raid proof, as these newborns are also immune to Raid like their mother. So, Raid is not an option anymore.
Brandy: Well, I'm not gonna say it can't get any worse, because karma is such a pain in the-
Commander Sting'nbite: "AHH! MONSTERS!"
Sting'n Bite and normal skeetraziods shoot ray guns at Jerrinna and newborn Skeetramonsters, who are unable to talk to tell those idiots otherwise due to being too monsterious now!
Lord Shen: "Here's an idea, let them take care of it."
Skeetramonsters charged, but are shoot down by Normal Skeetraziods, while some are grousomlty disinboweled by Sting'n!
Jerrinna roared!
Jerrinna smacked Sting'n to the roof!
Sting'n bite: "OWCH!"
The normal skeetraziods destroyed all the Skeetramonsters!
Skeetraziod warrior: "DESTROY THE BIG ON--" (Jerrinna Monster grabs him by the head, and rips him apart, killing him)
Skeetraziods: "..... Uh-oh!"
Meanwhile
Kowalski: (Makes it to Gongmen Jail with only ten seconds left)
Ztingerella: *wheeze, wheeze, wheeze* (Coughs out blood) Kowalski... (Coughs blood)... Help me!... *wheeze*
Kowalski: Don't worry, Ztingerella! I have the- Oh, what the hell, I don't have time for an overly-dramatic speech! (Injects cure into Ztingerella, and cures her)
Ztingerella: (Skin turns unpale again, and her eyes return to normal color) (Coughs)... *wheeze* Kowalski! You *wheeze* saved me! How can I *wheeze* repay you?
Kowalski: First of all, quit with the wheezing. It's very distracting.
Ztingerella: Sorry, I still feel *wheeze* under the weather. How's my *wheeze* mother?
Kowalski: Well, I hate to say this, but Qui and Narcotic have immunized her from Raid AND mutated her into a mutated monster. So, I guess there's no chance we'll succeed on this one.
Ztingerella: What?!? Well, then I'd better go with you! I've got to finish this once and for all!
Kowalski: No, it's too dangerous! We can't threaten your safety, even after you were 1 second to death.
Ztingerella: I've got no choice! I'm going with you, and you can't stop me!
Kowalski: (Sighs) Fine, have it your way. Let's go.
Hive Cafeteria, where it's littered with slaughtered normal skeetraziods.
Commander Sting'nbite: Stay back, you monster! STAY BACK!
Jerrinna: ROOOOOOAAAAA-*wheeze*-AAAAARRR!!!
Commander Sting'nbite: (Recognizing wheezing) Your highness? What happened to you?
Jerrinna grabs Sting'n bite, and tosses him into the cafeiteara kitchen!
Sting'nbite: "(Dazed) That didn't really answer my question."
Jerrinna: ROOOAAARRR! (Lays more larvae, and the larvae quickly mature, and roar as well!)
Iago: Hey, no fair!
Skipper: Looks like we'll have to deal with the queen ourselves. (Jerrinna sprays acid from mouth)
Patrick: TAKE COVER!!! (Lodgers dodge the spray, and the spray hits a surviving Skeeterazoid, melting him from the inside-out)
Jerrinna: ROOOOOAAAAAARRRRRR!!!!
Cynder: "Qui unknowingly created an uncontrolable monster in desperation to make the skeetraziods ammune to raid!"
Skipper: "Now no one is safe!"
Lord Shen: "Normal raid may be useless, but I have an expearimental chimical weapon we can us! (brings out a can that saids "Raid 9000")"
Icky: "WHEN DID YOU EVER GOT AROUND TO THAT?!"
Lord Shen: "The mere benifits of off-camera time. Hope this works!"
Lord Shen hits oncoming Skeetramonsters with raid 9000!
Skeetamonsters explowed into a green bloody mess!
Lord Shen: "SUCCESS!"
Lord Shen dodges before Jerrinna can grab him!
Lord Shen was too fast for Jerrinna!
Jerrinna: "ROAR!"
Lord Shen: "I must warn everyone that we have a limited supply, so if we wasted it fighting off the offspring, we won't have enough for the queen!"
Skipper: "Then let's use it in a way that can make us able to deal with all of them in a full swoop! Follow me!"
The lougers retreat into a doorway not big enough for Jerrinna to follow in!
Hallway.
Spongebob: "Cynder, you and Spyro have to evaceuate Qui and her assusiates before the monsters get her!"
Cynder and Spyro flew off!
Skipper: "The rest of us, let's go go go!"
Royal thrown room.
Skeetramonsters appear into the area.
Qui: "Ah, perfect! Jerrinna came through for us! Now, get us out of here!"
Skeetramonster scratches Qui by the face!
Darkness Qui: "AHH! MY FACE!"
Narcotic: "No! I feared for this! The serum made the Skeetramonsters too uncontrolable! I wasn't able to perfect it proberly!"
Darkness Qui: "NARCOTIC, YOU IDIOT!"
Skeetramonsters roared!
Darkness Qui (crying): "NO! NO! PLEASE! DON'T! I AM THE ANSWER OF YOUR SALVATION! NO! PLEASE!"
Narcotic: "IT WAS A THRILL TO BE BY YOUR SIDE, YOUR GRACE!"
Qui and Narcotic cried uncontrolably!
Celisus (still a pile of ash, only in a jar): "AW GROCK!"
Spyro: (Breathes fire at Skeeteramonsters)
Cynder: Stay off of them!
Darkness Qui: Uggh, not you again!
Cynder: "(Sarcasticly) No need to be thank us for saving your life, Qui."
Spyro: Cynder, get Qui and her associates out of here, I'll hold them off!
Cynder: (Takes Qui, Narcotic and Celsius out of the room with her wind ability)
Spyro: (Uses Ice Fury on the Skeeteramonsters)
Hive Cafeteria Door
Jerrinna: (Growls and scratches on the door until she manages to break down wall so she can go through) RAAWWWWWWRRRRRRK!!
Outside Hive
Cynder places Qui and her assuiates down.
Darkness Qui: "I don't suppose your gonna get your crazy on with the whole "I know you" junk, are you? If so, I doubt this is a wonderful time for it.'
Cynder: "Luckly for you, it's not. Because the creations of your greed might be on the verge to break out and massacure Gongmen! My concern is to make sure you won't become a victim of your own desperations!"
Darkness Qui was surprised.
Darkness Qui: "Odd, if something were to go bad in the universe I came from caused by the heroes that existed, they would let the dishaster destroy me. Why, and how is this universe different?"
Cynder: "Because our universe is not a war-torn dishaster area, nor does it have a time were villains were dominating everything. We're not interested in destroying all forms of evil unless they go too far. We do believe in just imprisoning all evil, great or lesser."
Darkness Qui: " But why, when you know villains would come back eventally?"
Cynder: "Our justice system may not be perfect, or anything like how the alternate does things, but, we do believe in not having over-kill punishments, and forgiveness, and second chances. Though some may doubt it, or may never accept, or other various reasons, one should not be doubtful of the good that may exsit."
Darkness Qui: ".... Interesting philosify. Good luck telling the grand council something like that though, they are almost dangeriously and fataly strict on crime there!"
Cynder: "Can you blame them? You and a certain tyrantic salamander ruined lifes, maybe even took some away."
Darkness Qui: "Why tell me this even though you know perfectly well I won't take your words seriously?"
Cynder: "Maybe not now, or tomorrow, the future is secretive on the fate of everyone, villain, or hero. maybe you will stay on your path forever, or maybe, it might surprise everyone, even you."
Darkness Qui and her assuiates had horrifived faces.
There was a Skeetramonster behind Cynder, who stared unimpressed and impathently.
Cynder: "There's a mutant Skeetraziod behind me, is there?"
Skeetramonster: "ROAR!"
Cynder back punchs the Skeetramonster, causing it to whimper like a dog, retreating!
Narcotic: "Not a bad hit for a hero."
Cynder: "That one creature may be a sign for more. Come, we must seek selter!"
Inside Hive
SpongeBob: Guys, we gotta get outta here!
Shifu: Not yet! The queen is still mutated, and is still giving birth.
Melman: He does have a point.
Sam: I agree. If the queen and her monster army escapes this hive, then we'll never be able to stop them.
Girl Sora: So we just need to blow up the hive before they can escape, right?
Sam: Precisely.
Max: SKEETERAMONSTERS HEADING OUR WAY!! (Lodgers hide from the Skeeteramonsters)
Alex: We need dynamite, do you have any dynamite?
Marty: Oh, snap, I just used my last sticks this morning.
Alex: SSSSHHHHHH! (Skeeteramonsters fire acid at them as they dodge, and the Skeeteramonsters roar at them)
Skipper: Rico, Raid 9000!
Rico: (Aims Raid 9000 at them, but the Skeeteramonsters grab the cans and stomp on them)
Lord Shen: SPRAY AT WILL! (Skeeteramonsters overwhelm the Lodgers before they can spray their Raid 9000)
Max: WE'RE SURROUNDED!!!
Skipper: Not for long! (Activates Raid 9000 gas bomb, and it kills the entire army)
Po: Yes, we did it! WOOHOO! (Jerrinna appears behind him, and the Lodgers look in horror) What? (Jerrinna growls) The queen's behind me, isn't she? (Turns around) YIPES!!!
Jerrinna: ROOOOOAAAAARRRRRRR!!! (Grabs Po, and throws him to a wall)
Po: OOF!! Ohh, my head!
Skipper: RAID!!! (Jerrinna snatches can, crumples it up, and chuckles) We're dead!
Lord Shen slices away Jerrinna's front legs, and wings!
Jerrinna roars in pain!
Lord Shen: "That should slow her down at least, now, fall back!"
The lougers make a run for it!
Lord Shen: "One can left. and we have to be stratgit about it! I have a plan!"
Later.
Jerrinna is seen struggling to crawl into the direction of the lougers, leaving a trail of blood.
Unknown to Jerrinna, a hidden raid 9000 bomb is hidden.
Jerrinna reaches the area of the placed bomb.
???: "MOTHER STOP?!"
The Lougers gasped, as Jerrinna turned to see Ztingerilla.
Kolwalski: "Careful! There MAY be a planned trap here."
Ztingerila: "..... Mother, please. You need to stop this..... Qui is defeated, and she ruined you..... Don't you think it's time to be free from this horrorable curse that your in...... It's time that the Skeeteraziods to be given a chance for a new life...."
Jerrinna moaned sadly, and submited to the place where the assumed trap is.
Kolwalski: "..... I think that means she accepts..... We have to take cover!"
Kolwalski takes a forlorned Ztingerilla, away from the area.
Lord Shen: "....... There's only one thing left to do..... NOW!"
The Trigger was pulled!
BOOM!
Jerrinna roars in blood cuddling pain, as the fumes of Raid 9000 enter her body, and begins to have small exblotions, then blows up in a hidious, voilent mess!
Spongebob: "Ew."
Donkey: "Oh that is nasty."
Lord Shen: "Otherwie, mission accompished."
Ztingerella: (Comes back in.).... Mother..... (Lodgers look behind them to see Ztingerella and Kowalski).
Kowalski:..... I'm, sorry about your mother, Ztingerilla.... But now, I guess your gonna begin hating us now.
Ztingerella: No, no, no, no, no, it's alright, Kowalski.
Kowalski: It is?
Ztingerella: Yeah, she was dying anyway. She, figured this and accepted her fate with honor, knowing she was in a position she couldn't redeem herself alive. But now, it's my duty to become the new queen of the Skeeterazoids. (Turns into a queen Skeeterazoid similar in appearance to Jerrinna)
Rico: Wow!
Sandy: Dad gum! I never knew Skeeterazoid queens were picked automatically.
Ztingerella: Yeah, it's not that pleasant, and I don't know much about running an empire, but I guess I'll get use to it. I'll also have to get use to trying to carry my heavy carcass around and being pregnant most of the time. Uhhgh! AAHHHGH! (Lays crying larvae, and sighs in relief) Whoa! It's quicker than I thought. (Picks up crying larvae and cuddles them like babies.)
Gilda: So, I suppose that this mission is accomplished?
Marty: You know it.
Ztingerella: Well, I should get the empire out of here, now. I'll start repopulating, make amends for your United Uuiverse, and make peace with the Hymenovespulas.
Gilda: Well, good luck, your highness. We'll be sure to tell Magnum about it.
Gongmen.
Normal Skeetraziods have captured all the Skeetramonsters in a powerful cage.
Sting'n Bite is seen imprisoned.
Ztingerilla: "Sting'N Bite, you are here-by reliefed of duty because of your actions. Whatever reasons you have are understandable, but your guilty of too many crimes I'm afraid others by not forgive."
Iago: Uh, your highness? Mind telling me why he's called "Sting'nbite"?
Ztingerella: Well, we changed his name because everybody laughed at his old name. It used to be BuzYAAAAAHH!
Sting'n Bite: ".....Ztingerilla, how could you do this to me?! I am the strongest commander in your arsonal! Why imprisoned me?!"
Ztingerilla: "I'm sorry commander, but your crimes can't be ignored. If our kind is to redeem our name, all wrong-doers have to punish. Your no exception, Sting."
Sting'n Bite: "Please! No! I was only being a good soldier, I-"
Sting'n bite was taken away by the Skeetraziods.
Icky: "So, what's gonna happen to those super-freak Skeetramonsters?"
Ztingerella: For the Skeeteramonsters, they'll have be euthanized. There's fear they can't be helped in their state, our empire is, drasticly low on tecknoagey. For the evil Skeeterazoids, they'll be sent to prison for a long time. Mainly as well, Commander Sting'nbite. And now that I'm enchaged, it's time for the next part of my first offitcal acts as Queen.
Skeetraziods brought forth Qui, Narcotic, and Celisus.
Narcotic: "Uh, can we say we're now sorry for the whole, poisoning you back when your mother was immortal thing? And, we're also sorry about the, Skeetramonster thing?"
Darkness Qui: "Narcotic, don't make it worse on us then it already is!"
Narcotic: "But if we apologies, maybe she won't exsile us!"
Ztingerella: Sorry, but I can't accept it. You all are going back to Prison 42, and I'm getting my empire back where it belongs. Qui.... You and your allies are exsiled from being allies of the empire. Your more as threats then true friends, you brought more deaths to our people then the lougers or the various heroes you threaten. With "Friends" like you, what good is having enemies? Take them away. (Skeeterazoids take Qui, Narcotic and Celsius away)
Narcotic: "Can't say we didn't give it a good try."
Celisus and Qui: "SHUT UP, NARCOTIC!"
Epilogue
dragon temple.
Icky: "Well, we finsihed that mess up, and just in time for the holidays!"
Iago: "In that case, we better get festive, stat!"
Spongebob: "YAY! CHRISMAS IS COMING!"
Lord Shen: "Ok everyone, i want this area holidayised, now!"
Prison 42.
Qui finds herself in a strange imprisonment device.
Darkness Qui: "What did you put me in warden? what strange contrapion is this?!"
Warden: It's an AMSIC, or Adamantium Maximum Security Imprisonment Cell. The most high-tech prison device in Prison 42. It's made of adamantium, the hardest, toughest, and most indestructible substance in the UUniverses.
Celsius: Hey, isn't that stuff from--
Warden: SILENCE! Anyway, this device is wired with security. You see those things above you? (Qui looks up to see 12 electrified balls on the ceiling of the AMSIC in a 4-4 row) Those are pylons. Next time you make the slightest attempt to escape, you're fried! And no matter what, there is no escape. (Points out DNA fingerprint lock on the AMSIC)
Narcotic: Shit! A DNA fingerprint scanner.
Warden: I SAID HUSH YOUR MOUTH! Alright, lights out. (Turns off lights)
Darkness Qui: (Only Narcotic, Celsius, and Qui's eyes are seen)...CRAP IN A TOILET!
