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Watership Drown is the 39th Episode of Season 3B of SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles. The Students engage in another flashback story to talk about the time back when Gaster still used to be new to the school. After a chaotic field trip over a trophy, Twilight has scheduled another for Applejack and Rainbow Dash, the Young Six, and the other interracial students including a new mean Changeling named Gaster, this time, into a rafting trip in Equestria's Gallopio River in the Grand Gallopio Canyon in the San Palomino Desert, where Appaloosa is. This time, the rest of the 7 are present to keep the two from over-competing while Twilight is present to teach about the river's history while the School's other faculty take over. Unfortunately, the trip gets ruined by a sudden swarm of flying barracuda from seemingly nowhere, and attack and kidnapped all patrons of the rafting trip. They are taken all the way to Black Skull Island to be met and confronted with another E.E.A. member, Madam Aquarius, An E.E.A. Chancellor and a lover of water wildlife since a very young age, as well as a past face of Shore. Aquarius is far from being a serious supporter of Neighsay NOR that of the problematic outdated Fear Wars-based mindset most members accepted, and perfectly agreed with those like Yaysay that the E.E.A. needs to be re-evaluated, so it's clear she won't lose sleep of it's disbanding. However, her big problem stems with her sister and fellow chancellor, Wawa Aquarius, who was discovered to be a sympathizer of Neighsay in that, like Twilight, she thinks that Neighsay was a victim of very bad circumstances and not a proven byproduct of a mindset that was in dire need of being replaced, thus leaving her sister into being an outcasted pariah. Thus, Aquarius' desires to threaten the Friendship School are for her sister alone. Thus, she has come to threaten to harm the Young Six and Company for the ultimatum of forcing the Main 7 to close down the Friendship School in wanting to avenge her sister being ruined publicly for being a clear-cut Neighsay sympathizer, even with Aquarius having no love of him herself. She threatens to do this by throwing them into the pit that is home to a giant sea slug named The Supreme Magnificent Slugg, an opera singing Sea Slug monster that flings its sticky slime to it's victims while singing arias, and attaching victims to its slimy body as trophies. Now, it's up to the Lodgers and Tempest, who knows the way, to come to the students and the Main 7's rescue before the students become grossly connected to a regular Slimeprano.

Transcript

Prologue: Another Flashback Episode

School of Friendship

  • Gallus: "So, you Lodgers are gonna be chilling here for abit, huh?"
  • Sandy: "In advance of the inevitable next big bad Equestria might soon face."
  • Icky: "Because alcourse we are."
  • Gaster: "Yeesh, it's never because ya just want a break from all that cross-universal stuff, it's always because Equestria keeps having crazy morons after us. ESPECIALLY ponies from the EEA."
  • Spongebob: "Hey don't get us wrong, we do plenty of bonding exercises along the way."
  • Gaster: "Per example?"
  • Spongebob: "Sure like-..... Hold on, let me get my memory jogged first."
  • Gaster: "Yeah, you do that. (Sarcastically) I'm sure something will come up-"
  • Ocellus was heard screaming!
  • Gaster: "Bright Eyes?! (Quickly charges forth and got to Professor Buzzord's room, and saw that Ocellus was held hostage by a literal giant eye with tendrils) Aye-aye-aye-aye-aye?! WHAT HAPPENED THIS TIME?!"
  • Ocellus: "Buzzord was teaching us how to make interdimensional wormholes and I ended up opening one to some kind of Eye Monster Dimension!"
  • Squidward: "Figures it's because that guy was being a crazy idiot again!"
  • Pang Bing: "And it just HAD to be the Dimension of Disembodied Eyes again."
  • Icky: "Ugh?! ALWAYS THAT DIMENSION?! All those eye creatures always staring at ya, it's freaky?!"
  • Ocellus: "Don't worry, Applejack and Rainbow Dash are trying to fix this!"
  • Gaster: "What do you mean "Trying"?!"
  • Ocellus: "Welllllll."
  • Applejack's voice: "I GOT THIS?!"
  • Rainbow Dash's voice: "NO, I GOT THIS?!"
  • Applejack and Rainbow Dash were being competitive again while fighting ANOTHER Eye Monster, this one redder in appearance as it was emitting an influence was that causing the two to fight.
  • Applejack: "I CAN HOGTIE THESE PEEPERS LIKE THEY'RE NOTHING?!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "YA DON'T HAVE TO OVER-COMPLICATE IT?! A SWIFT KICK AND IT'S DONE?!"
  • Shifu: "...... Oh no, not another Red Eye."
  • Gallus: "Ya mean the one due for Eyedrops? What's so bad about it? OUTSIDE of the obvious!"
  • Mantis: "These guys are SUCKERS for causing anger and conflict with people just from being around them! We often have to deal with these guys realm-jumping into our reality on a weekly basis! They're annoying! We even have to ask Star to get some Realm Jumping Enforcers to help mitigate that! And up until NOW, it was going swimmingly!"
  • Gaster: "Well let ME give these eye guys something to cry about?! (Turns into a giant hornet with a giant stinger and goes after the normal eye monster that has Ocellus) LET BRIGHT EYES GO, LOOKIE-LOU?!"
  • Tigress: "CAREFUL?! THAT'S A SECRET-SEER EYE, THEY CAN SEE YOUR PERSONAL SECRETS AND USE IT AGAINST YOU?!"
  • Gaster: "(Stops)!...... WHAT?!"
  • Icky: "Oh yeah, they were JUST as annoying to deal with as the red eye guys, CAUSE THEY WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT OUR CLOSET SKELETONS?!
  • Secret Seer: "(Looks at Gaster)..... (Creepily) Yooooooou haaaaaaaave aaaaaaaaa cruuuuuuuuuuuuuuush."
  • Gaster: "NO I DON'T NO I DON'T NO I DON'T?! (Pounces into the Secret Seer and beats it up to unconsciousness as Ocellus was freed)!"
  • Gallus: "..... Well, that's settled."
  • Silverstream: "But now we need to help Professors Rainbow and Applejack! (The Red Eye was still making Applejack and Rainbow go at each other!)"
  • Ocellus: "(Gets up) Professor Buzzord was already gonna do that and have my transporter send the eye creatures, back, but.... (Points to that Professor Buzzord was possessed by a smaller eye creature as he was doing this)
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  • Icky: "OH NO, NOT THE EYE-FUCKS?!"
  • Gallus: "Why is that bad-"
  • Icky: "All I can say is, you better be ready for a TRIP?!"
  • As the song picked up, the room began to spin as everyone inside saw random sights of space and the Multiversal Cosmos!
  • Banzai puked during all this!
  • Twilight teleported and saw all the eye monster chaos!
  • Twilight: "....... Ugh! The sooner I can get Buzzord a proactive disaster preventing assistant, THE BETTER?!"
  • Euri: "(Shows up sighing) Don't worry, I got this. (Gets to Buzzord and yoinks the eye-fuck off, everything turning to normal)"
  • Buzzord: "...... What happened?"
  • Euri: "..... Buzzord, lend me Ocellus' transporter."
  • Buzzord: "Oh sure I- (The Red Eye made Applejack and Rainbow Pounce into Buzzord) OOF?!"
  • Rainbow Dash and Applejack began tug-o-waring the transporter!
  • Rainbow Dash: "LET ME SAVE THE DAY AND GIVE EURI THE THING?!"
  • Applejack: "NO?! LET ME?!"
  • Twilight: "APPLEJACK, RAINBOW, WHY ARE YOU TWO-"
  • Ocellus: "The red eye monster's making them act like this! (Points to the red eye)....."
  • Twilight: "...... BUZZORD, THIS IS WHY I AM RESTRICTING YOU FROM DOING PROJECTS RELATING TO INTER-DIMENSIONAL TRAVEL?!"
  • Buzzord: "IN MY DEFENSE, YOU NEVER SAID I CAN'T HAVE STUDENTS DO SO, JUST THAT I CAN'T DO IT?!"
  • Twilight: "I-....... Okay, I CLEARLY NEED TO REVISE THAT?!"
  • Shifu: "BE CAREFUL NOT TO GET TOO MAD OR YOU'LL GET THE RED EYE AFTER YOU AS WELL?!"
  • Twilight got an idea....
  • Twilight: "..... Oh, you think THIS is mad? (Bursts into flames in pure rage mode which got the Red Eye to focus) THIS IS MAD?!"
  • Twilight began to distract the red eye with her anger!
  • Gilda: "(Sees what Twilight's doing)..... (Quietly) Oh I see what you're doing, Sparkle. (Got to Rainbow Dash and Applejack) (Bonks the two in the heads) SNAP OUT OF IT, YOU TWO?!"
  • Applejack: "(Back to normal) OW?!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "DUH WHAT HAPPENED?!"
  • Gilda: YOU TWO HAVE GOT TO BE THE DUMBEST EVER!!
  • Applejack: Wha- That ain't called for!
  • Gilda: You know what ain't called for? YOUR CONSTANT WHINING!!!! (Mimicking them) WAAAAAH, I WANNA HAVE A D***-MEASURING CONTEST EVEN THOUGH I HAVE NO D***!! WAAAAAWAAAAWAAAAAA!!! (This got the Red Eye's attention, and the distraction allowed Twilight to poke it with her horn, and it did this)
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  • Red Eye:... EEUAA! EEEEUUUUAAAAAHH!! OOH GOD!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUHUAAAAAAHHHH!! AAAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
  • Twilight: Wow. I thought it'd be madder.
  • Gilda: It's an EYE. How can it BE mad if it's been in the equivalent of having a TACK shoved in your eye?
  • Devon: God that sounds painful.
  • Gilda: Exactly. So, someone PLEASE send these dumb eyes where they came from before we end up having to deal with these eyes EVERYWHERE from now on!!!
  • Euri takes the device and uses it to suck all the eyes back into their proper realm!
  • Gilda: "...... Thank you."
  • Twilight: "...... (Sighs)..... Applejack, Rainbow, my office."

Later.

  • Twilight: "Look, you two, are some of the most reliable and strongest ponies I know. But if there are any major flaws between the two of you ESPECIALLY, IT'S YOUR HYPER-COMPETITIVE NATURE?! I mean, I get it, you two are athletes, but does your competitive nature have to risk the school's safety....... AGAIN?!"
  • Squidward: "This happened before?"
  • Twilight: "In terms of Applejack and Rainbow Dash being too competitive even in a bad time? Yes. And BEYOND what the canon show has shown thus far!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "Come on, Twilight, you're not still sour about that one trip, are ya?"
  • Twilight: "Do you REALLY want to remind me of that AFTER we were lucky to survive INTER-DIMENSIONAL EYE MONSTERS!?"
  • Applejack: "In our defense, we weren't the ones that brought them here-"
  • Twilight: "Oh, believe me, Buzzord's NEXT on my list for a good scolding after this!"
  • Rainbow Dash: For like the upteenth time, I'm sure.
  • Twilight: "Oh, no doubt, but THIS IS DIFFIDENTLY GONNA MAKE ME LOOK FOR ANOTHER ASSISTENT THAT CAN BE AROUND HIM AT ALL TIMES WHEN EURI HAS TO DO THINGS AFTER THIS?! But you two, didn't HELP matters!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "(Sighs), We're sorry Twi."
  • Applejack: "(Sighs), (Takes off hat solemnly) We're sorry. It's the dang thing with the opera singing sea slug all over again."
  • Caster: "....... Wait, what?"
  • Gaster: "Oh yeah, that was a before you thing. Ya see, kinda back when I was still new after that crud about the crazy ostrich guy-"
  • Icky: "Fun fact, this was meant to be your debut episode before ya started to show up out of episode cause MSM liked to have ya as a foil to Ocellus."
  • Gaster: "...... And I thought Pinkie Pie was bad with that weird post-modern talk."
  • Icky: Yep, get comfortable, everyone. We're in for another flashback episode, cause this conversation triggered it.
  • Rainbow Dash: "..... You really saw this a mile a minute, did ya?"
  • Icky: "Well given how quickly that mishap with Eye Monsters was dealt it, all that was obviously a pre-requisite to a flashback episode."
  • Caster: "Hey fair's fair, I'm legit curious now."
  • Twilight: "..... Well, I suppose some reflecting will ease some, recent stress."
  • Applejack: "Along with giving us a chance to think about what occurred."
  • Icky: Alright, are we-... Wait... Where's Patrick?
  • Squidward: "Oh boy. There's nothing worse then unattended big pink buffoons."
  • Icky: "Ugh, okay, let's go find the pink fatass before he does something ATYPICAL of him!"

Patrick's Location

  • Patrick: (On phone) Yeah yeah, I get it, but TFS Nappa surely didn't ask for HIS cool new career. It took his GHOST NAPPA joke to get him far, but me? (The Lodgers appeared and saw him)
  • Lord Shen: (Sighs) Not this again.
  • Applejack: What's up with him?
  • SpongeBob: He's talking with his agent.
  • Applejack: His agent?
  • SpongeBob:... He's got his own show now.
  • Rainbow Dash:... WhaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?
  • Twilight: Seriously?!
  • Squidward: Yeah. That unasked-for Kamp Koral series was bad enough. Now they're gonna CONTINUE pissing on Stephen Hillenburg's grave by making things WITHOUT his permission.
  • Sandy: Not just that, they're planning something with ME too. And lord KNOWS, the OLD MSM would've been groveling for that in the times he flanderized me in his LEGO videos.
  • SpongeBob: Hollywood's really screwing the pooch with us now.
  • Patrick: Yeah yeah yeah, I know, but come on! I never ASKED for this. I just see it as a good charity for the Lodgers, AND- (Phone chatter)... Bigger trailer?! DAILY FOOT MASSAGE?!?... Well, why didn't you say so-
  • Squidward: (Grabbed the phone and make static noises) Uh, kkkkt, we're, uh, kkkkt, breaking up, kkkkkktt!
  • (Agent): I know that's you, Squidward, you've BEEN on the show many times.
  • Squidward: Oh, you recognize me, do you? Well, recognize THIS! (He hung up)... Never liked that barnaclehead anyway.
  • Icky: "Well this totally interrupted the flow of the flashback episode for the purpose of a reference."
  • Max Rabbit: "It is our bread and butter, to be fair."
  • Sam: "You crack me up, little pal."
  • Patrick: Sorry, guys. I just got the call and I didn't want to annoy you guys. My agent can be a little pushy. I swear, we better move this season FASTER than we are now because it's been 2 years since- AHEM well, it's to say that outside of SAF, the canon show's doneso, and MLP G5, AKA EQUESTRIA IN A MORE MODERN FUTURE, is coming to Netflix soon.
  • Twilight: Did you HAVE to say that? In fact, can't we pretend we have no knowledge of that still since we're suppose to be in the Season 8 of things-
  • Icky: "Hey at most Scroopfan only censors out the big things that contridict SAF lore, and even then, G5 isn't exactly gonna be touched by us anyway, so no problemo here.'
  • Patrick: SOMEONE was bound to. So, flashback?
  • Sam: Yeah, we've had enough references for the moment. So, let's get to that squeezy cheese already.
  • Max: Way ahead of ya, pal. (He showed his squeezy cheese smile and an aoogah sound as the stink twisted everything into a flashback)
  • SpongeBob: AHHAHAHAH, OKAY, FLASHBACKS DON'T TICKLE ANYMORE!!!

Chapter 1: Enter Gaster

Flashback to sometime after the defeat of The Winger, also just around after Non-Compete Clause.

  • Skyceria was seen sighing in the hallways.
  • Silverstream: "(Comes up to her) Still copeing with what happened with that Winger thing?"
  • Skyceria: "Essentially. What happened there was, not an ideal way for my introduction to the school. I mean, I'm glad my sister got her wings back and re-attached, but, it's never gonna feel the same again.... In, spirit anyway. In a metaphysical sense, I mean, sister is likely to recover quicker and mentally block this episode to as if it never happened. She does that to every traumatic event."
  • Gallus: "(Heard that as he was walking) Yikes. Imagine doing an adventure with her."
  • (Icky): "Foreshadowing. (Ding, ding, ding) As prime examples."
  • (Gallus): "Yeah I caught the irony, dude."
  • Skyceria: What about YOU guys? What have YOU been up to?
  • Silverstream: Welll, Applejack and Rainbow Dash have been butt-hurt about each other for a while because the Teacher of the Month thing always goes to Fluttershy. Kept saying to themselves that the whole thing was 'rigged' because Fluttershy's a cutie-pie. They said, and thy quote, "It's like an election between a middle-aged mare and the cutest bunny rabbit in Equestria".
  • Skyceria: Damn. Must sting.
  • Silverstream: So, Twilight decided we go on a teamwork field trip. We started with shed-building, Rainbow Dash bum-rushed part of it, THEN startled Yona into demolishing the entire thing, then we went canoe racing, their bickering nothing-sided the canoe, Yona almost drowned thanks to seriously the most DIRECT bad luck EVER involving the STRONGEST BRANCH EVER, Twilight gives them a chance to try out a nature walk for it since no argument could come from it, AND AN ARGUMENT COMES FROM IT, EXCEPT IN REVERSE, we end up walking in CIRCLES, decide to build a bridge even though we said we COULD'VE just flown everyone across, they get themselves STUCK in their own branch-and-vine-bridges making literal jackasses outta themselves, above a river of BITE-MY-MARICOLOUS-DARN-CUDAS READY TO EAT THEM TO THE BONE... Buuuut, it helped us see what we SHOULD do instead of what THEY'RE doing.
  • Skyceria:... Sounds like an average day for them to me.
  • Gallus: "And that's sad that it's normal for this school to always have something go wrong. When it's not the teachers sometimes being dumber then us, things like Buzzord's crazy stupid inventions either going kablowy, summoning something dangerous, or both, it's also that we have to deal with threats on us, whether ancient evils, threats native or not native to Equestria, the E.E.A. goon of the week, or Neighsay."
  • Ocellus: "(Came up) Well, you at least, can't accuse the school of being, boring?"
  • Gaster: "(Was seen leaning on a locker) Buuuuuuuut at the cost that we also have to watch our butts when the "Next Exciting Thing" happens."
  • Ocellus: "(Sighs), Hello to you too, Gaster."
  • Gaster: "S'up Bright Eyes. So, Skyceria, you still having nightmares about that Ostrich Jerk?"
  • Skyceria: "Give, or take, Princess Luna has been, very therapeutic reliving me of those nightmares. Equestrian Ponies are so lucky to literally have one of their rulers be in their dreams like that."
  • Gaster: "Well that's very dystopian if ponies can't even HAVE BAD DREAMS! I mean yeesh, is a pony's purity so fragile that they can't even have a BAD DREAM without it that purity being tainted somehow?!"
  • Sandbar: "(Comes in) That is, largely cause of the Fear Wars. Nightmares, have a bad rep cause of those times."
  • Gaster: "Of course. Everything's justified by an ancient war. Like how Celestia, Luna and their intermediate family are the only Alicorns because some "Kaos Beings" brought Discord's race."
  • Ocellus: "That disposition is why you're here, Gaster."
  • Gaster: "I thought it was because I hated royalty."
  • Gallus: "Within the same range, dude. Hating on royals is an extension to your overall 'tude, dude."
  • Gaster: (Sighs) Everycreature, look, I get it. The Fear Wars screwed up all racial relations, but let's NOT forget they weren't the ONLY one! The griffins STILL got golden s*** from Gold-
  • Gallus: DON'T, YOU, FINISH THAT SENTENCE!!!!
  • Gaster:... My point exactly. And let's ALSO not forget Novo's-
  • Silverstream: PLEASE, don't bring THAT up either.
  • Gaster:... Again, my point exactly. Who knows HOW long your aunt's gonna refuse to let that go?
  • Shore: It's probably because it was HER fault as much as it was Twilight's?
  • Smolder: EVERYCREATURE SHUT UP!! THE POINT HAS BEEN MADE HERE!!!! But, the Fear Wars DID cause things like that! It was every race for themselves ever since, and we couldn't afford to worry about OTHER races. Could you BLAME Goldstone or even Novo for their selfishness?
  • Yona: Pretty sure that's why we're ALL here, in case we got hit in the heads so hard, WE FORGET WHY CREATURES HERE!!!!... Ugh! I swear, I hate talking yak talk outside my control. Uncle Yakbrain is not crazy for yak talk.
  • Sandbar: Look, everycreature, let's ALL take deep breaths here! How's about we let off all this steam in a calm collective manner, with some quality time together, and a little more teamwork practice? It's what Twilight would've wanted.
  • Shore: And I think I know JUST the way...

French Narrator: Later...

  • Yona: (She was being dragged by Smolder to the nearby pond) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! YONA NO LIKE WATER!! YONA NO LIKE WATEEEEEERRRR!!!!! ALSO PLEASE DON'T TELL UNCLE YAKBRAIN I DID YAK SPEAK?!
  • Gallus: Yona, trust us, this is for your own good.
  • Yona: YEAH, SURE!!!! YAKS HAVE NEVER TAKEN KINDLY TO WATER!!!
  • Gallus: And yet you live in a land where WATER'S LITERALLY EVERYWHERE AND ALL OVER THE GROUND, AS SNOW!!
  • Yona: Oh, haha, you think you're SOOOOO funny! Snow's different, it can't drown you to make you feel wet!
  • Gallus: "Well if you're buried alive in an availance, that can COUNT as drowning! And it can just melt to make any wetness happen. But snow and water DO BOTH cause hypophermia, so, there's THAT!"
  • Yona: (Sighs)..... Look, guys, I get you're just trying to help me, but-
  • Shore: But nothing. Yona, what if there wasn't anycreature there to help you outta there back at the ravine? We gotta learn to rely on ourselves once in a while, because teamwork isn't ALWAYS gonna be an option. We may end up separated or lost. YOU may end up drowning with nocreature around to save you. So, like it or not, one way or another, you GOTTA learn how to swim.
  • Yona: NO THANK YOU! I'm VERY good!!!
  • Smolder: "Look at it like this: What if Buzzord ends up doing something stupid and suddenly the school gets flooded into water or turns into a giant aquarium? (Yona thought about that) After all, we can't exactly put it pass the professor that he WOULDN'T do that. Guy's abit of haphazord."
  • Yona: ".... (Defeated sigh), Can I at least have flouties and one of those, circle tube things with animal heads on them?"
  • Skyceria: "If ya mean a pool flout, then sure. We can see this is a babysteps approach..... Like, how I'm suddenly doing so at a newfound fear of ostriches Fluttershy's helping me deal with."

Cutaway.

  • Skyceria was covered in armor before an unsentient Ostrich.
  • Fluttershy: "I already told you, Skyceria, Ozzy's a very friendly Ostrich."
  • (Icky): "Ya know Skyceria, you're VERY lucky you likely had that dealt with before Willy's Wonderland even became a thing. That had a killer robot ostrich in it."
  • (Skyceria): "For the record, I had that phobia long addressed...... But I am feeling less inclined to see that movie now."
  • (Icky): "Eh no problem, you don't meet the age restriction anyway, that movie is basicly FNAF as a freaking gorefest."
  • (Iago): Ya mean FNAF ISN’T a gorefest?
  • (Icky): Well it's to say WIlly's is more, proactive..... And less subtile with the gore factor.

Flashback Present

  • Gallus: Just put the damn floaties on, and take deep breaths… Unless you end up underwater, in which case…
  • Yona: Gee, THAT’S completely reassuring. Gimme those floaties!

Meanwhile…

  • Buzzord: "Are you SURE you don't want to try my hover swimming pool idea?"
  • Starlight: "No offense Buzzord, but, you're kinda infamous for things not going swimmingly at this point, no pun intended, and I can't help but think you'll only go downhill from here on out!"
  • (Everyone but Buzzord): "That is SO painfully right."
  • Buzzord: "Oh fine, only because I haven't even stated yet. But I will keep the plans in the backburner in case there's ever a change of plans."
  • Starlight: "Well thank you for understanding, at least. Now if you'll excuse me I need to see Twilight. (Teleports off)."

Twilight's office.

  • Starlight teleported in.
  • Starlight: "Need me for something Twi?"
  • Twilight: "Thanks for coming, Starlight. I need your help for a new field trip idea."
  • Starlight: "Still sour about the one led by Applejack and Rainbow?"
  • Twilight: "More, or less."
  • Starlight: Well, they seem to have gotten out of it with a lot to learn.
  • Twilight: Yeah, but they NEED better role models. Ponies to learn better from. I mean, more so than Fluttershy.
  • Starlight: I dunno, at least it works.
  • Twilight: For how much longer? (A splash was heard as water spread all over the front yard of the school)
  • (Shore): I DIDN'T MEAN JUMP THAT HARD!!!!!
  • (Yona): SORRY!!!!
  • Starlight:... At least it's a step in the right direction?
  • Twilight: Yeah, that's why I need to start a new field trip for not just them, but the students that were absent on the teamwork field trip.
  • Starlight: And, would this be another teamwork field trip?
  • Twilight: Nonono, I don't want to be redundant.
  • Starlight: Yeah, I wouldn't pile another teamwork field trip over another either. So, what kind of field trip?
  • Twilight: I don't know yet. That's what you're here for. You're my overachieving student of friendship, so, got any ideas?
  • Starlight: "Well, it could be like a fieldtrip to explore more into Equetria's landscape."
  • Twilight: "Hmm, Ideal in theory. Having them more familiar with Equestria's lands would help them better understand the land of Equestria better when they're doing friendship missions."
  • Starlight: "Exactly, like having them be more familiar with how our environment works."
  • Twilight: Well... (Another splash was heard)...
  • (Yona): OH DARN IT, NOT AGAIN!!!!
  • Twilight:... Not ALL of it. Maybe we could arrange a little... More than that. Maybe even... Help Yona with whatever the others are helping her out with?
  • Starlight: I don't know. If something were to happen to her-
  • Twilight: Then the others will save her. There's NOT gonna be a pony-yak war on the horizon because of ONE little accident.
  • Starlight:... You know what? Let ME lead the field trip this time. I know the students just as much as you do.
  • Twilight: "Well I trust you enough for that, but I do have to warn that Gaster is, an assured handful. Sure you're not royalty, but he knows you associate with me, and ergo, would feel incline to take you less seriously as, in his own words, My "Royal Patsy"."
  • Starlight: "Oh, I already got that impression when I had him over my office one time. He is ONE angsty Changeling. Even more then Pharynx was. At least he doesn't call me "Twilight's Little Stooge", like Shenzi that one time."
  • (Shenzi): Hey, that was just some harmless fun!
  • (Starlight): ANYWAY, we decided...
  • Starlight: Alright, it's decided?
  • Twilight:... I guess. Yeah, it's decided. Time for some exploring of Equestria?
  • Starlight: Definitely.

School Front Yard

  • Yona: (She was head-stuck in the bottom of the waterless pond as fish flapped about and kelp was down)... Ow!
  • Gaster: (HE did this)
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  • Ocellus: Gaster!
  • Gaster: Oh, come on, I'm not laughing at HER! I'm laughing at the fact that she just KEPT SPLASHING ALL THE WATER OUT OF THE POND!!! HAS THIS WOMAN BECOME SO USED TO SMASHING, SHE CAN'T EVEN HANDLE THE ENVIRONMENT?!? (Laughs hysterically)
  • Ocellus: (Sighs)
  • Gaster: I mean, no offense, guys, but, let's face it, she's JUST not cut out for the water.
  • Shore: Well, at some point, she's gonna HAVE to. There MIGHT be a friendship mission calling her to an underwater civilization, and if she's not used to it then, she may end up failing.
  • Yona: (She got herself out while the group got the water back in the hole with their magic) Well, if that's the case, just turn me into a mer-yak or something... IS there even such a thing out there?
  • Gallus: There's mer-GRIFFINS, so you tell me. Anything's possible in this weird world. At this point, I'd say even flying pigs are real.
  • Flying Pigs flew by.
  • Gallus: "...... (Deadpan) I rest my case..... And my sanity."
  • Flying Pig #1: SORRY, DUDES, WE DON'T KNOW WHY THIS KEEPS HAPPENING TO PIGASI LIKE US!
  • Flying Pig #2: IT'S A CURSE, REALLY!! (They left)
  • Gallus:... Well, that's done it. My sanity really HAS been lost.
  • Yona: Oh, quit your whining, you really should see things like this coming. Glad I won't have to worry about water for the moment-
  • Starlight: (On intercom) ATTENTION, EVERYCREATURE! TWILIGHT HAS HAD ME PERSONALLY LEAD THE NEXT FIELD TRIP OF OUR INTERRACIAL STUDENTS TO... What was it again, Twilight?
  • (Twilight): Horseshoe Bay.
  • Starlight: HORSESHOE BAY!
  • Yona: WHAT?!?
  • Sandbar: MY HOME?!?
  • Shore: OHHHHHHH!!!!
  • Yona: CRAZY PONY MUST BE KIDDING YONA!!! NOW YONA GONE FULL-ON PRIMITIVE TALK!!!! UNCLE YAKBRAIN BE SO MAD!!!! YONA... YONA SMAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!
  • Gallus: Whohohohoa, easy there, Saddle Ranger, they never said you HAVE to go out to water again-
  • (Starlight): TO AID CREATURES WHO CANNOT SWIM, IN THE EVENT A FRIENDSHIP MISSION INVOLVING AN UNDERWATER CIVILIZATION IS CALLED, AND REQUIRES THOSE OF YOU WHO CANNOT SWIM!
  • Yona:...
  • Silverstream: Well, we DID try to tell you.
  • Yona:... Can I please go back to smashing now?
  • Gallus: HOLD ON! (He comically pushed her all the way through forests until finally arriving at an abandoned area)... NOW!
  • Yona: YONA SMAAAAAAaaaAAAAAAAaaaAAAASH!!! (She went crazy and smashed as much as she could, pausing for a bit) Don't tell Uncle Yakbrain I reverted to a primitive yak.
  • Gallus: I won't. Because you're both my friend, and look liable to flatten me into a pancake if I did squeal, so, I have both reasons to gain for secrecy, respecting our friendship, and my desire to not be a griffin flapjack. (Yona went back to smashing)

Later...

  • Yona: NO!!! I WON'T GO, DAMMIT!!! YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THE WATER!!!
  • Starlight: That's EXACTLY why you have to go. What if you're needed on an underwater friendship mission?
  • Yona: What use could I be for such a thing?
  • Starlight: We, can't offer details, that's often based on what the map and the tree believes would be helpful in, and really, cause of that, we just let the chips fall where they may. Just trust us, you'll thank us later.
  • Twilight: Yeah, in fact, Fluttershy started out like you and she soon fell in love with the sea.
  • Yona: That's because SHE'S good with animals. She's got a PRETTY good reason, but I don't.
  • Twilight: Yona, I get it. Yaks and water don't get along. But won't Yakbrain be proud that you at least became the first yak to get used to this sort of thing?
  • Yona:... Maybe?
  • Starlight: "Well yeah. Yakbrain's all about not having yaks essentially be like the prehistoric era of Equestria forgot something."
  • Gaster: "But isn't the reason for that stupidity because they were why the Yakataur was a thing?"
  • Yakhalla's voice: "PLEASE DON'T REMIND ME?!"
  • Yona: "My uncle always like to argue that it's not a healthy way to deal with an anichent and now long corrected mistake, Gaster."
  • Gaster: "Ya sure it's just that and not because he hates being the one smart dude among dumbasses?"
  • Yona: "THAT'S more of a personal gripe! Uncle Yakbrain's reasons are mostly for the good intentions of Yak Kind!"
  • Gallus: "Also, Gaster, do you REALLY wanna tease the Yak Girl who's strong enough to charge through all the walls into the school and still be ready for more?"
  • Gaster: "Okay okay, good enough point."
  • Starlight: "I can see this trip might also be good to give YOU an attitude adjustment, Gaster."
  • Gaster: "Yeah, saw that buzzing my way like Dragon Wasps a mile a minute. Gods know TWILIGHT has a bad enough reputation with-"
  • Twilight: CELESTIA ALMIGHTY, HOW MANY TIMES ARE PEOPLE GOING TO BRING THAT UP?!?... Uh... Ahem. That's irrelevant. This isn't just about Yona OR you. You all need to learn teamwork in other regions of Equestria. Especially those of you who weren't present in the last teamwork field trip.
  • Gaster: Fair enough. If I had to deal with AJ and RD's constant lady-d***-measuring contest, I'd SNAP! Glad I won't have to deal with THAT this time.
  • Twilight: No, but you might if you aren't careful with that attitude of yours.
  • Gaster: I don't need ROYALTY to tell me how to behave appropriately.
  • Twilight: We'll see. That's why this time, I'm coming WITH you.
  • Gaster: WHAT?!? Then, who's gonna watch over the-
  • Twilight: My friends can take care of that just fine. They've handled worse.
  • Gallus: Ohho, I believe THAT.
  • Gaster: Whatever. Yona? Better grow some woolly BALLS, because you're going for a swim!
  • Yona: Ugggggggggghhh!!
  • Silverstream: "Well technically Yaks are not capable of gender change on a biological scale, but I do know of certain fish that can-"
  • Gaster: "It's an expression. I was telling Yona she has to toughen up about the trip."
  • Silverstream: ".... Oh. (Facepalms) Darn it, really need to avoid tapping into my canonical portrayal of being a fish out of water idiot, I'm better than that!"
  • Gaster: "Hey, that's still nothing compared to how Changelings misunderstood things."
  • Sandbar: I for one think my home is a GREAT place to spend a field trip. I actually know the reefs of the Bay inside and out. Me and Shore, we... We REALLY liked swimming when we were kids.
  • Shore: Yeah, the water isn't really bad this time of year. Plus, since the Friendship School opened, TONS'A seaponies have begun to move into the place... More so than before, I mean. So, Yona won't exactly have to worry about us not being there. Seaponies have a conscience to help anycreature who's drowning.
  • Yona: Seaponies or not, I am STILL not-
  • Gaster: OH WOULD YOU GROW THOSE WOOLLY BALLS?! YOU'LL NEED THEM!! You MIGHT need to learn this sooner or later, for the love of HYPOGEAN!!
  • Yona:... Alright, fine! But only because you just keep insisting.
  • Shore:... (Sighs) You and me, Sandbar?
  • Sandbar: Yep, we'll be the ones to help her out in this regard. We know that bay the best out of all of us.
  • Gallus: How? Did you two make out, or even bone, in EVERY inch of that sea floor?
  • Sandbar: Uh, I don't think that's ANY, OF, YOUR, BUSINESS!
  • Gallus: Pshyeh, you two TOTALLY did it.
  • Shore: Honestly, you're just like Gaster.
  • Gaster/Gallus: UH, I RESENT THAT!!!
  • Twilight: (She teleported them all into the train and gave the train conductor all their tickets before teleporting in with them) Alright! Everycreature, Horseshoe Bay awaits!
  • Smolder: Ugh, I HATE it when she does that!
  • Ocellus: Well we WERE sort've asking for it.
  • Skyceria: Yeah, guys, did you REALLY think Twilight and Starlight were gonna let you miss the train?
  • Twilight: "Right now, a quick roll call and-"
  • Gaster: "YOU ALREADY HEARD OUR VOICES, PRINCESS?! Don't waste our time with this uniformity crap?!"
  • Twilight sighed......
  • Twilight: This is going to be a LONG field trip...
  • (Icky): "..... Wow, Gast. You can be a REAL piece of s*** sometimes, ya know?"
  • (Gaster): Shut up.
  • Shore: Uh, Miss Twilight, aren't we forgetting someone?
  • Twilight: "Well sadly we won't know for sure since SOME-CREATURE didn't want to do a roll call! So, we'll have to make due without."
  • (Icky): Pfft, that was just MSM's excuse to ensure what interracial students were present at the time just because he was too lazy to check it himself.
  • (Deadpool): DAMMIT, YOU BEAT ME TO THAT!!!
  • (Lodgers): SHUT UP!!
  • Twilight: Not that it matters. I don't really need to roll-call, I know all the students are present.
  • Skyceria: "Well yeah, we're pretty much present and accounted for. Though Cozy's calling in sick for the day."
  • (Deadpool): "Of which is still a thing cause this entire SAF season is putting Season 8 continuity on a massive slowdown to not let ideas go to waste-"
  • (Icky): I WILL BITE YOUR LARYNX OUT IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP! It'll at least shut you up for a WHILE!
  • Twilight: Well, that's unfortunate, but I'm sure we can make up for it later. Besides, we just need ONE pony for this interracial trip, and that's a pony who's actually more seapony than earth pony.
  • Sandbar: Haha.
  • Gaster: Well, this IS going to his hometown.
  • Twilight: Nevertheless. Come on, everycreature, stop contemplating. Especially Yona and Gaster.
  • Skyceria: I for one would love the smell of salty air.
  • Gallus: If it doesn't make us throw up with the smell of something else.
  • Skyceria: IS RUINING THE MOOD WHAT YOU'RE GOOD AT?!
  • Gallus: At least I'm not as bad as GASTER!
  • Skyceria: "Well it's not to say you're not being a negative nancy of YOUR OWN RIGHT AND-"
  • Twilight: Ahem!
  • Skyceria:... Shutting up!
  • The group were seen heading off to get ready, the group were watch by a single flying baracuda with pterosaur wings watching them leave.... It flew off.

Unknown Cove.

  • A Pony Silhouette was seen being surrounded by swarms of flying barracudas, yet these creatures are also not threatening her..... The single Flying Barracuda from before flew in and landed next to the single pony entity, and squacked in her ear.
  • Pony Silhouette: "So Sparkle is going on another trip, eh? Then my dear pets, the time is now to make use of this. Wait for them there at where their trip will head them, get them at the right time, and bring them, to me in Black Skull Island! (The Flying Baracudas flew off).... I love how my mastery of communicating with denizens of the sea has paid off. (The Silhouette approached a large pit)..... Soon, my most favorite pet of all..... You'll make a GREAT example out of the faulty princess of friendship yet, and avenge my poor sister! (Laughs sinisterly as eyes glew from the pit)."
  • (Deadpool): "Ominous foreshadowing-"
  • (Icky): "THAT'S IT?! BUBBHA, HELP ME GET MY JURRASSIC PARK FREAK-ON ON THIS JACKASS?!"
  • (Bubbha): "Gladly! (The sound of Icky and the raptors attacking a wimpily squealing Deadpool was heard)"

Chapter 2: School of Friendship Field Trip

Horseshoe Bay

  • Twilight and Starlight were helping the students gear up.
  • Twilight: So, everycreature ready?
  • Gaster: So, uh, what ARE we gonna be doing here besides what you just said about Yona needing to learn how to swim?
  • Twilight: Well, glad you asked, because on our way here, I have already compiled a list.
  • Silverstream:... YOU, compiled a list? NOT Spike?
  • Twilight: Yeah, I figured Spike needed some time off.
  • Smolder: Good for him. Dragons may be tough, but even THEY need breaks. We can't breath fire forever, you know.
  • Gallus: If she knows, why are you telling her?
  • Smolder: It's CALLED a reminder, dingus!
  • Twilight: AHEM!... (Deep breath)... Alright. (She took out the list)... Yona, Sandbar, and Shore will go out to the bay and... You know.
  • Yona: If I drown, and that's a slight IF, then it's on you! Uncle Yakbrain will never let you hear the end of it, never mind what Uncle Rutherford would be like!
  • Twilight: "We, already learned from personal experience of what him being mad is like. Believe us. I'm still haunted about how incompetent I actually was with representing Equestria."
  • Silverstream: (Breaths through teeth)... Yeah. What do the rest of us do?
  • Twilight: Well YOU can explore the underwater setting of the bay and see what you can do for them. But Ocellus is coming with you.
  • Ocellus: Me?
  • Twilight: AND Gaster.
  • Gaster: Say what?!
  • Twilight: You two can shapeshift into seaponies.
  • Gaster: I prefer a SEA CHANGELING!
  • Twilight:... Oh, yeah, I forget there WERE Sea Changelings since Equantica. But no, I'd rather not try that form. I don't know what kind of reputation they have yet.
  • (Rhabdom): Mmm, then you're glad you came across ME after this little adventure.
  • Twilight: So, just stick to a form more... Presentable.
  • Gaster: Whatever.
  • Twilight: As for Gallus, Smolder, and Skyceria, you guys can check out the town.
  • Skyceria: Why not? Couldn't hurt.
  • Smolder: "Hold up, just realised something, where's Quartz!?"
  • Starlight: "She's staying with Spike."
  • Smolder: Wh-why?
  • Gaster: Ain't it obvious? She made it clear since the time of that crazy ostrich that she kinda has the hots for the Princess's little stooge.
  • Twilight: "Please don't call Spike a Stooge, Gaster."
  • Gaster: That's what he is to me.
  • Twilight:... (Sighs) Well, if you MUST know, Quartz is with Spike because she's not ready for things like this.
  • Silverstream: What do you mean? It's just a field trip.
  • Gallus: Silvy, if you have to ask, you haven't learned ANYTHING. You know how this works. We may end up with-
  • Silverstream: Oh, get off that high branch and think positively for a change.
  • Gallus: I'm a griffin.
  • Silverstream: So? Is that supposed to make you a grump, or excuse it? C'mon, it's not like bad things like what occured before happen, EVERY TIME! Even KARMA needs a break from this because it gets so BOOOOOOORING!
  • Gallus: Don't ask for any miracles. You've been stuck underwater for who knows how long, and-
  • Silverstream: It wasn't THAT long, actually.
  • Gallus: "Well depends, how long ago did Stormy showed up?"
  • Silversteam: "...... Within, recent years?"
  • Gallus: "HOW, recent?"
  • Silverstream: "......."
  • Gallus: "...... I rest my case."
  • Silverstream: "OH TO BE FAIR, IT'S NOT LIKE WE WERE BANISHED TO THE MOON FOR A THOUNDSON YEARS?!"
  • Gallus: Well, regardless, the saltwater must've been bad for your brain.
  • Twilight: THE POINT BEING, Quartz is just a baby. Yeah, she and Spike are roughly adolescent in pony years, but in dragon years, they're still babies, because dragons have a RIDICULOUSLY-LONG LIFESPAN! They can live for THOUSANDS of years. Their growth rate is very slow.
  • Gaster: "Which is why it's awkward for Spike to have the hots for Rarity-"
  • Applejack: "OH FOR PETE'S SAKE, THAT JOKE'S OLDER THEN GRANNY SMITH, CAN WE DROP THAT ALREADY?!"
  • (Rarity): "Thank you for defending my honor at that time, Applejack."
  • (Applejack): "Ain't nothin', I do legit felt like that song and dance is older then Granny."

Sweet Apple Acres

  • Granny Smith:… Eh? Feels like I’m bein' insulted and compared to an over-used joke.

Horseshoe Bay

  • Twilight: Alright, everycreature, go out, get some teamwork done, and most importantly, have fun.
  • Gallus: Oh we will.
  • Gaster: Yep. We certainly will.
  • Ocellus: C’mon, Gaster. Let’s go! (She grabbed his leg, and it ended up making him blush hard as he was dragged away)
  • Yona: I’m still not comfortable with this.
  • Shore: That’s okay. You’ll get the hang of it.

Bay

  • Yona: (Sandbar was swimming with strokes)… That might be easy for YOU, but I’m too bulky for that.
  • Sandbar: Then just do it the easy way. Dog paddling.
  • Yona: *Sigh* Can’t I just become a mer-yak or whatever?
  • Shore: Nope. That’s not always going to be available and like Fluttershy’s old merpony form, it could be stripped away. We have to start the normal way first, just in case.
  • Yona:… I suppose that makes sense, but-
  • Sandbar: C’MOOOON, Yona, it’s just water. Besides drowning, and… A few other things, it never killed anycreature.
  • Yona: Easy for YOU to say, you’re like OBSESSED with the water. You and Shore like to get inappropriate in it. So you’ve got to be the swimming champion of Horseshoe Bay.
  • Sandbar: Actually I am.
  • Yona:… Hardy har har. I was joking about that you know, that wasn't meant to turn out true! Alright, just… Let me take baby steps. (She got out a floaty and water wings)… (Deep breath)… (She tried to get in the water, but it felt like a magnet was keeping her on the boat)
  • Shore: Wow. THAT was hard to watch.
  • Yona: I just can’t do it!
  • Shore: Then allow me!
  • Yona: WAIT WAIT, NO, I’M GOOD- (She was tilted straight into the water with a large splash and panicked for a little bit)
  • Sandbar: Remember, Yona, deep breaths.
  • Yona: Uh, yeah, I’m in the WATER here! (Beneath the surface something was coming towards them and a shark appeared)
  • Shark: RAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!
  • Yona: (Screams like a man) YONA HATE WATER, YONA GO BACK TO BOAT!!!! (She held onto Sandbar’s head and sank him into the water)
  • Gaster: (He was revealed to be the shark as he changed back into his seapony form) HAHAAA, I’m just f*****g with you, Yona.
  • Yona: (As Sandbar underneath her was frantically blowing bubbles) BY YKSLER’S BEARD, GASTER, ARE YOU TRYING TO GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK?!?
  • Gaster: It’s just a prank, sis. I have to fight boredom of this field trip SOMEHOW... Uh... Are you... Farting? Because if so..... EEEEEEWWWW!!!!
  • Yona: What? Oh no, that’s just Sandbar...... THAT'S JUST SANDBAR?! OH CRUD SNOW?! (She let him go as he gasped heavily for air coughing) SO SORRY!!!
  • (Mr. Whiskers): Why didn’t he become a seapony?
  • (Brandy): He didn’t HAVE that ability yet, pellets-for-brains.
  • (Mr. Whiskers): Oh, right. Sorry, we hardly touch on this since- Ahem! Ya know.....
  • Sandbar: What the HECK, Yona?!?
  • Yona: Hey, blame Gaster here!
  • Sandbar: (Sighs) Gaster, that was really uncool.
  • Gaster: Oh, suck a polyp.
  • Shore: You’re not HELPING!
  • Gaster: "Yeesh, it's just a prank, guys."
  • (Icky): "Good to note that being an asshole prankster is not just Caster and Buster's thing."
  • (Gaster): Uh, yeah. Family leaves a PRETTY good impression, and that's KINDA the point.
  • Yona: Pranks aren't ALWAYS funny, Gas. ESPECIALLY the inappropriate ones. Just don't do that again! You wouldn't be able to live it down if you nearly drowned me.
  • Gaster: Pfft, like I would INDIRECTLY drown you even if I indirectly tried.
  • Yona: Don't jinx it! Just go!
  • Gaster: Fine! At least you're not as demanding as my parents. (He went back into the water and met back up with Ocellus)
  • Ocellus: Gaster! Were you pranking Yona?
  • Gaster:... Noooooooo.
  • Ocellus:... You have, bar none, the WEAKEST subtlety, EVER!
  • Gaster: OH, GIVE ME A BREAK, IT GETS BORING DOING THIS KINDA STUFF!!
  • Ocellus: What's so boring about a little dive? Look at this place. Seaponies really made a paradise here. I'm actually surprised Sandbar can withstand the pressure down here when visiting Shore when they were kids, let alone have the lung capacity to even MAKE it here, OR EVEN THE CAPABILITY TO KEEP HIS BUOYANCY FROM BEING A PROBLEM!
  • Gaster:...
  • Ocellus:... Sorry. Just started thinking about it too much.
  • Gaster: Clearly. And that what school does to ya. Makes ya over-think things.
  • (Icky): "Among other things, but that would risk being political and in spite that slipping in the past, we'd rather not go there."
  • Ocellus: "To be fair, the point of schools is to learn, Gaster."
  • Gaster: Well, DUUUuuuUUUUH it is, you stupid bug!
  • Ocellus: Rude!
  • Gaster: It's just, too much thinking can be a problem. Just take a look at Twilight during her most STRESSFUL moments, AND the times her head got the better of her.
  • Ocellus:... Touche.
  • Gaster: Darn right touche. So, are we doing this crap or what? Let's let Sandbar jerk off with Shore while Yona watches, while we-
  • Ocellus: Was that ribald REALLY necessary?
  • Gaster: Hey, for some reason, people keep doing that.
  • Ocellus: Well we ARE teenagers.
  • Gaster: EXACTLY!
  • Ocellus:...
  • Gaster:... Ahem. Not that there's anything wrong with... You know... Uhehehe, let's go.
  • Ocellus: "...... I honestly don't know what to make of you, Gaster."
  • Gaster: "Story of my life. (Sighs), People don't always know what to do with me."
  • The duo swam off.

Fillydelphia Streets

  • Gallus:... Wow, this place is boring.
  • Skyceria: Agreed. These ponies don't have ANYTHING exciting to do around here?
  • Smolder: I say we teach them how to have a PARTY!
  • Skyceria: Whoa, let's not be my SISTER right now. Let's just, do what friendship students do best. And, we gotta stick together for this one.
  • Gallus: "I kinda have to agree. Even if this is a pony place, cities can have some rough characters hiding in the corners. And we know for a fact ponies aren't immune to bad eggs if the E.E.A. chumps are anything to go by."
  • Smolder: Pfft. We can handle any buttholes who try to mess with u- (Suddenly everything stopped)
  • (SpongeBob):... Why'd we stop?
  • (Deadpool): Hey, guys! I know I'm pushing my camio limits abit here, but I just heard news that Boy Sora just got into Super Smash Bros!
  • (All Lodgers):... WE KNOW!
  • (Deadpool): Wha?
  • (Po): Just because Kairi's life and story arc in the series is complete, doesn't mean we're just RETCONING her! We've known for a while. The only reason we didn't brought it up cause it would DISTRACT from the episode! But hey, I guess good for you for bringing up now cause that was what X wanted.
  • (Boss Wolf): But otherwise, you seriously interrupted the episode, to tell us, THAT?!?
  • (Deadpool): "..... I mean, good on you guys for trying to avoid your normal habits of not having focused plots, it's just, I thought you'd be more excited."
  • (Icky): "Hey don't get us wrong, good for Boy Sora being able to appear and that Nintendo was able to get Disney to okay it! It's just the excitement for that already happened OFF-CAMERA?!"
  • (Deadpool): "D'oooooow, you misfits take the fun outta everything! Ain't it a wonder why a lot of your enemies can't stand you!"
  • (Icky): "I'M SURE IT STEMS BEYOND THAT, WILSON?!"
  • (Deadpool): "Ya guys could've at least give a half-assed cheer or something and pretend it was big news at the least! At least give me something worth disrupting the plot?!"
  • (Duke): UGH! That tears it! Next time you eavesdrop, I'm gonna have Gazelle tear you apart so badly, it'll be the most unpleasant regeneration of your LIFE!
  • (Deadpool): Then do it, Weasy! (Gazelle came and immediately did that as he let out comical screaming noises)... Whyyyyyyyyyyyy?
  • (Duke): Hey, you asked for it.
  • (Gaster):... Ahem, now as we were saying before we were so RUDELY interrupted...
  • Smolder: (Scene replays) Pfft. We can handle any buttholes who try to mess with us.
  • ???: "Um, excuse me?"
  • A Shy Aqua-Themed Pony showed up.
  • Smolder: "..... (Quietly at the others) Don't worry, I think that's just a resident Fluttershy this place has."
  • Skyceria: "(Rolls eyes at Smolder's comment)..... May we, help you ma'am? We're students of the School of Friendship."
  • Aqua-Themed Pony: "...... My name is Wawa Aquarious- (Gallus and Smolder broke into laughter!). (Shyly) I know, I know, my name is stupid, I'm sorry for having it."
  • Skyceria: "(Sternly) GALLUS, SMOLDER?! (At Wawa) I'm sorry about these two, they're trying to learn modesty."
  • Gallus: "Tch, ya think we're bad, imagine how Gaster would've reacted. He'd laugh his bug-horse butt off."
  • (Gaster): "Spoiler alert, that name does get to me. I mean, what were her parents thinking-"
  • (Rarity): "We get it, we ponies have an odd naming convention. Let, it, kindly, go."
  • Skyceria: "But still, it'd be nice to not be as BAD as he is, guys. (At Wawa) Try to take what they say with a grain of salt. You were asking for something?"
  • Wawa: "...... I've, been looking for my older sister for some time now. I haven't seen her ever since this group I wanted to join, disbanded. I would've been able to do good things for that group."
  • Gallus: "Well tough break about your sister, but-"
  • Wawa: "Please, it's important I find her! She took the entire collection of our family's private ocean reserve and went somewhere I can never find her. I'm worried she may be distressed about losing her job in that group since the disbanding cause of..... Unpopular opinions."
  • Smolder: "Wait a minute, what group did you say it was gonna be?"
  • Wawa: "(Uneasy) I, can't say, cause, I'm worried you'll hate me before you know me."
  • Skyceria: "A moment, Miss Wawa. (Takes Gallus and Smolder to a huddle)......."
  • Gallus: "(Quietly) I'm calling it, she and her sister our this week's E.E.A. headaches."
  • Skyceria: "(Rolls eyes) Look, I can't speak for her sister, obviously, but Wawa doesn't look much of an E.E.A. pony."
  • Smolder: "(Quietly) Obviously because she was lucky not to be indoctrinated to be a bigot yet!"
  • Skyceria: "(Quietly) A fair technicality, but still! Miss Wawa may've been someone who would've been a good member like University is. It's only fair to give her the benefit of the doubt. Also, she clearly wants to keep her sister from doing something bad, and ergo, it might do good to circumvent that."
  • Gallus: "...... (Quietly) Ohhhh I get ya. We nip this E.E.A. problem in the bud before it starts. Good thinking."
  • Smolder: "(Quietly) But I think we need to play dumb to the fact we know this, cause clearly she'll Fluttershy-Out on us if we say we know."
  • (Fluttershy): "Can we please not turn that into a phrase?"
  • (Icky): "Why not, ya do it to Twilight and her freak outs-"
  • (Twilight): Moving on!
  • Skyceria: (Goes back to Wawa) Wawa, if you don't want to tell us, that's fine, we won't pressure you.
  • Wawa: "Thank you for understanding."
  • Gallus: "Okay, so, where did you last seen your sister?"
  • Wawa: "Again, she took our family's entire ocean reserve creatures, including the entire flock of Flying Baracudas with her. She last said she was going to the sea port."
  • Smolder: "....... Flying, Barracudas?"
  • Wawa: "Oh, yes. The Ocean Equivalent to Flying Piranhas."
  • Smolder: "....... Damn, nature in Equestria, is f*****g scary."
  • (Icky): "Respect. I mean seriously, what DRUGS was Gaia Everfree on for making FLYING, BARACUDAS?!"
  • (Pinkie): "I don't think Alicorns even take drugs."
  • (Icky): I think we both know THAT'S a lie.
  • (Pinkie): No, seriously, they don't.
  • (Icky): You don't know that.
  • Smolder: Anyway, where specifically did you last see her?

Later...

  • Smolder:... This is the dock where she left?
  • Wawa: Yes.
  • Smolder:... And how long ago was that?
  • Wawa: "I, admit I had been crying for some time now. My best guess that she's been gone since the same day the group disbanded. I noticed it when I finally stopped crying."
  • Skyceria: "Yikes. That could mean she could be somewhere else."
  • Gallus: "Okay, does she normally have her own boat, or does she use a traveling service."
  • Wawa: "We both normally share the same vessel: The S.S. Sea Angel."
  • Gallus: "Figures."
  • Skyceria: "Not yet. What does the boat look like?"
  • Wawa: "We painted it as blue as the ocean itself and made the sails look like angel wings."
  • Smolder: "Ya really wanted to oversell that name, did ya?"
  • Gallus: "Well, kinda good news, I don't see any boat that looks like that, so clearly that means she did skip dodge."
  • Skyceria: "Would you happen to know where she would go?"
  • Wawa: ".... My best guess would be Black Skull Island, the site where she keeps a very rare creature from the Unsalted Oceans: An Opera Slug."
  • Gallus: "Opera, Slug?"
  • Smolder: "Unsalted Oceans?"
  • Wawa: "A very far away ocean where there's no salt and much beyond Equestria's Borders. Opera Slugs are not usually found here cause, salt hurts them. Ironic for being a variant of a sea slug."
  • Gallus: "Yet how the HECK did she ever get something like that all the way over here?!"
  • Wawa: "She saved it from poachers of a far away land that were transporting it here to sell to a black marketer. She kept it in Black Skull Island ever since."
  • Skyceria: "Anything we should know about Opera Slugs?"
  • Wawa: "Oh, by all means they're vegetarian, but, they REALLY like captive audiences to expose them to their opera arias. So, they have been known to stick would-be listeners to their bodies and place them in a dependent symbiotic relationship where the audience are made to absorb nutrients of the Opera Slug's meals."
  • Gallus: "..... Ooooookay, good that it's not a typical dangerous monster, bad because, EWWWW?!"
  • Smolder: Not to mention the most ridiculous I've heard of since the Ouroboros.
  • Skyceria: "But at least we have a spot to go on. We'll have to report to Twilight about this so we would be able to have this settled on the island, cause, we don't exactly have permission to go to a far away island on our own, especially if like a place she's not familiar with."
  • Wawa: "Understandable. Thanks for helping."
  • Skyceria: Not a problem.
  • Smolder: You can wait here until we get back.
  • Wawa: Okie-dokie. (She sat)

Meanwhile...

  • Sandbar: NO NO NO NO NO!! (Yona was still learning how to swim) What was THAT?! You're supposed to paddle through the water, NOT make yourself SINK faster! We're not NEARLY at THAT part yet.
  • Yona: Come on, this is my FIRST time trying this kind of thing. I would really prefer being a meryak of sorts.
  • Shore: And again, that's not always going to be an option. You HAVE to learn to SWIM before actually becoming a meryak, assuming that's a thing. You need to be prepared for the MANUAL stuff before you actually get to the GOOD stuff, otherwise what're you going to do if it's lost?
  • Sandbar: She's right, Yona. After all, I had to learn to hold my breath for a VERY long time before I started dating Shore at her own place, or even lasting long enough to visit her.
  • Yona: And exactly HOW long have you managed it?
  • Sandbar: My best record is 5 minutes.
  • Shore: Yeah. He's got lungs of steel, and I've even heard him screaming them off at his most frustrated moments.
  • Yona: Well good for you, but I can't even see MY own legs without first looking at the wool covering it! I'm almost like a rock. I'm just not BUILT for this. I'm built more for smashing things, and even then, Yakbrain taught me better than that, and even THEN, I'm still a yak by heritage, so of course I'm gonna go ape s*** on-
  • Shore: Alright, alright, we get it, okay? Just, try!
  • Yona: I have!
  • Shore: HARDER! It's just like walking, except in the air. It's so easy even a FILLY can do it.
  • Yona: Not for a CALF.
  • Shore: CAN YOU JUST DO SOMETHING?!?
  • Yona: Alright!... (She ended up spinning around many times comically)
  • Shore: Wow. Your balance is ridiculous. You have GOT to control your buoyancy.
  • Yona: How?!
  • Shore: Let me put this as simply as I can: If you manage to hold your breath, you become more buoyant, so you'll be able to float. Think of THAT as some kind of lifeline.
  • Yona: Okay.
  • Shore: So, if you're stranded out in water, just keep your breath steady and you'll just float, even without water wings. Speaking of which, you'll need to be removing those soon.
  • Yona: Oh, how wonderful.
  • Shore: So let's just start with not panicking when out in water. The more you panic the more your chances of drowning are. So, just, don't panic.
  • Yona: I don't think I can-
  • Sandbar: Yes you can! Just take deep breaths, like we told you at the last field trip. Don't move like a crazy animal. Stand completely still.
  • Yona: But what if Gaster jumps me again?
  • Sandbar: He's not gonna if he doesn't want to get detention again.
  • Shore: So... You ready?
  • Yona: No!
  • Shore: Good. Now stand still.
  • Yona: (She did that)... (She flipped over, and panicked, getting the two to flip her back up)... WHAT?!
  • Shore: Like I said, control your buoyancy! Keep yourself steady! Try again!
  • Yona: (She did it again)... Hmmm... Hey... I'm doing it.
  • Sandbar: Way to go!
  • Shore: Now to get those water wings off.
  • Yona: WHOA, ISN'T THAT A LITTLE TOO SOON?!
  • Shore: Relax, drama queen, we're right here beside you. (They took the water wings off) We'll let you go when you're good and ready.
  • Yona: Okay. Just... Don't let go!
  • Sandbar: We won't! Now keep still. Do what you've been doing.
  • Yona: Doing it!
  • Shore: Alright. We're letting go on 3. 1...
  • Sandbar:... 2...
  • Shore/Sandbar: 3! (They let go, and Yona didn't sink)
  • Yona:... (She heard her own heart beating but she took deep breaths)... Steady... Steady... Not a movement... C'mon, Yona, be strong like you always are! It's just water! The stuff that snow is made from, and you live WITH snow! If anything, this is, WET SNOW! Anyone can swim.... Just... Stay... Calm!... Calm!...
  • Sandbar: See? You're doing it!
  • Shore: Bronze star! Now, see if you can try the paddling thing again. It's just like walking.
  • Sandbar: Yeah. Like this. (He dog paddled)
  • Yona: Ugh, I feel SO embarrassed here. I feel like a calf being taught how to smash.
  • Shore: Everyone does their first time, now PADDLE!
  • Yona:...
  • Sandbar: (Deep breath) Okay, let's start you off, then. (Sandbar and Shore held her as she got the hang of it)... Alright... 1...
  • Shore:... 2...
  • Sandbar/Shore: 3! (They let her go as she was actually swimming)
  • Yona:... Holy cow! I... I'm doing it! I'M SWIMMING!!! HAHA!!! I'M F*****G SWIMMING, AND NOTHING CAN STO- (She hit a rock and sank, as the two got her back to the surface)... Who put that rock there?
  • Sandbar: Someone who doesn't like yaks much, probably. (Shore laughed) So, yeah, can you try that again?
  • Yona:... Actually, yeah. (She continued paddling)... Oh my Gods! It was THAT easy!!
  • Sandbar: Yeah, we told you. But the REAL hard part is swimming IN the water. Which is really the ONLY real reason you should be swimming in the sea. What's the point of doing that if you can't see what's beneath? That's what I always say.
  • Shore: Amen.
  • Yona: Yeah, I'm not exactly READY for that yet.
  • Shore: But you DO know how to hold your breath, right?
  • Yona: Of COURSE I do!
  • Sandbar: Then keep it held, and it'll float you back to the surface when you need to. Swimming is not an easy task to many a creature, but months or even years can make you an expert. (He dove underwater and swam circles around Yona)
  • Shore: (Giggles) Don't give him THAT much credit, he's done this with me so long, he takes to water like a fish.
  • Yona: Frankly, I think he IS a fish.
  • Shore: (Giggles) I've said that to him ALL the time, and it makes us laugh. I always respond with "He's MY fish." and we all have a good la- OOH!! (She saw Sandbar grabbing her tail flipper and giggles) Ohho, Sandbar, you little guppy! (Sandbar surfaced and they laughed)
  • Yona: Guys, we're not HERE to talk about your love life. Not that I'm sure it wasn't, charmingly adorable. But, I'm KINDA on a string here.
  • Sandbar: Right. So, you ready for the BELOW tutorial?
  • Yona: Eyyyyyeeehhh, no. Give me some time.
  • Sandbar:... Fair enough. You're still getting the feel of this.
  • Shore: Just remember to not-
  • Yona: I heard you, not panic, keep breath steady, keep YOURSELF steady, blah blah blah. (Deep breath)... I just wish Uncle Yakbrain could see me now. The first yak to EVER swim.
  • Shore: I genuinely doubt that. Surely not every Yak was landlocked.
  • Yona: "Well, Yakbrain did talked of sea-voyaging Yaks, but that profession went out of style when Airships were invented."
  • Shore: "Exactly! Surely sometimes they had to be able to swim cause their vessel may not always be stable."
  • Yona: "I guess that makes sense."
  • Shore: So, we'll go underwater when you're ready.
  • Yona: Thank GODS!
  • Sandbar: Alright, let's get to much faster swimming....

Beneath

  • Ocellus: (They arrived at a reef street full of seaponies)... Oooooh.
  • Gaster: Lame. What's so special about this place?
  • Ocellus: Gaster, where's your sense of wonder?
  • Gaster: Far away from this place.
  • Ocellus: Look, this may just be an average town, but we're friendship students. Maybe we should help a few people out.
  • Gaster: And turn this into some kind of little kids show? To Tartarus with that! I HAVE my pride!
  • Ocellus: Oh, and you haven't already lost it when you became a student?
  • Nearby Seapony: OOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!
  • Gaster: Okay, is there ALWAYS a random guy who shows up to react to ANY sick burn?!
  • Seapony: I don't know, maybe.
  • Gaster: But fine, if it'll make you happy, we'll do some stalking.
  • Ocellus:... Can you PLEASE not call it that again? C'mon, Gaster, let loose. There's plenty of things you can do here. Maybe find some buried treasure-
  • Gaster: AKA, grand theft.
  • Ocellus: Hey, that depends about how long ago the treasure was buried! We may find a hidden underwater temple-
  • Gaster: AKA breaking and entering.
  • Ocellus: It doesn't generally count if people don't live in it anymore!
  • Gaster: "Fair point....... Defiling ancient civilizations."
  • Ocellus: Figures you'd say that. Or if we're lucky, we could battle an evil sea witch-
  • Gaster: AKA, assault with deadly weapons.
  • Ocellus:... Seriously?! EVEN IF THE WITCH MAY BE EVIL?!
  • Gaster: Hey, they can't ALL be like that fat Ursula Bitch Chrysalis talked about once. Soooo, yeah, adventure sounds kinda, as you would say it, MEAN!
  • Ocellus: Ugh! No WONDER you're here, you're SUCH a killjoy.
  • Gaster: Uh, and why not? We attend a school specializing in BUTTING into other creature's business. AKA, stalking and meddling.
  • Ocellus:... (Sighs) Gaster, you don't get it, do you? It may sound bad on paper, but this is Equestria!
  • Gaster: AKA, the land of colorful babies.
  • Ocellus: Okay, seriously, Gaster, STOP!
  • Gaster: What? I'm right, aren't I?
  • Ocellus: Well, okay, maybe it does look rather nosy, but it's the principle of the thing!
  • Gaster: What principle? In ANY other land besides Equestria, what they do sounds completely inappropriate.
  • (Icky): Pony JESUS, you are just roasting the logic of your own world hard!..... And technically every adventure based show in existence...... Including SAF...... I feel attacked now, Gaster.
  • Ocellus: Look, can you just TRY to give it a chance? I've seen you be mean a lot, so why are you complaining about it now?
  • Gaster: Hey, cynicism's different, that's just me being skeptical. Besides, I've grown out of that.
  • Ocellus: (Awkward drum sound)...... Don't take this the wrong way, but I feel strongly skeptic of that. And even then..., Why might THAT be?
  • Gaster: (He paused and thought, and started seeing Ocellus' beauty more)... Uhh... Pure Changeling?
  • Ocellus:... Eh, not wrong about that, but seriously, just give it a shot. It's not REALLY anything to be ashamed of.
  • Gaster: "..... (Sighs), Only because I know the Purple Nurple Princess would nag me to death if I don't do this."
  • (Twilight): "HEY?!"
  • (Gaster): Relax, drama princess, that was a long time ago. Times change a creature.
  • (Twilight): Still, not cool.
  • Ocellus: So, let's start with you actually saying hi.
  • Gaster: I do that a lot.
  • Ocellus: And how much have you done it recently?
  • Gaster:... (Sighs) Alright. (He swam out)... Hello!
  • Seapony: Uh... Hello.
  • Gaster: Hello, OOOOH Seapony.
  • Seapony:... Wow. What a way to remember me. I'm outta here. I shouldn't be talking to new arrivals anyway. (He swam away as Gaster motioned that the Seapony just made his point)
  • Ocellus: Gaster!
  • Gaster: (Sighs) Look, to be fair, he didn't looked like he had any problems anyway, otherwise he'd look like an anxious mess or is constantly sulking, cause aren't those the key factors of someone having personal issues?
  • Ocellus: Ohh...
  • Gaster: So, how about we try something original? Like cheer up a kid who lost his ice cream? Or beat up a local bully?
  • Ocellus: Latter’s too extreme.
  • Gaster: Then cheering up a kid it is! The easiest and most basic of friendship probs.
  • Ocellus: Uh, I was thinking more among the lines of, you know, fixing broken friendships.
  • Gaster: And where are we supposed to find a broken friendship in this place? There could be one anywhere.
  • Ocellus: We’re Changelings. We can sense love, and even where it’s not.
  • Gaster: Not in THESE forms we can’t. Now if we were SEA Changelings on the other hoof, we’d be getting somewhere.
  • Ocellus: No no! Remember what Twilight said.
  • Gaster: I am. I can’t use it PUBLICLY. She didn’t say I couldn’t use it PRIVATELY.
  • Ocellus:… (Sighs) You were always a sly thinker. Alright. If it helps us sense love easier, then- (He was already in a private area as a Sea Changeling)
  • Gaster: So you coming, Bright Eyes?
  • Ocellus: Um, yeah, okay. (He went with him and took a Sea Changeling shape)
  • Gaster: See? We’re not technically defying Twilight’s orders. So long as we’re unseen we-
  • Seapony #2: WHOOOOAAAAAA!!! SEA CHANGELINGS!!!…. AAAAAAAAHHHHH- (They were seaponies again)… Never mind, it’s other seaponies. (He swam away)
  • Voice: "OH THANKS FOR THE FALSE ALARM, FALSE ALARM FRED?!"
  • (Icky): "Really? They have a guy named False Alarm Fred?"
  • (Gaster): "Even I found that stupid."
  • Gaster:... That didn’t count. He was too... You know what, to remember. Better find a new more inconspicuous spot.
  • Ocellus: Like what?

Later...

  • Gaster: (They were beneath a very small grotto) Like a rock. It’s SO original.
  • Ocellus: Unless you’re a starfish like Patrick.
  • Gaster: Let’s keep it native, capisce? Now let’s do our love-sensing thing.
  • The duo were doing such and found that their senses were showing two squabbling female sea ponies!
  • Female Sea Pony 1: "I'm telling you, I saw the Opera Slug in Black Skull Island?!"
  • Female Sea Pony 2: "And I'm telling you, OPERA SLUGS ARE NOT APART OF THIS ECOSYSTEM?! THEY CAN ONLY SURVIVE IN THE UNSALTED SEAS FAR BEYOND EQUESTRIA BOARDERS?! THEY CAN'T SURVIVE IN THESE WATERS?!"
  • Female Sea Pony 1: "Salt Breeze, you have to believe me?!"
  • Female Sea Pony 2 (Salt Breeze): "I can't believe something so crazy, Pepper Pool!"
  • Pepper Pool: "FINE?! If my life partner doesn't believe me, fine?! I'm gonna go to the island and bring back the mysterious pony lady and the Flying Barracudas she has and make her tell the truth?! Then you have to believe me?!"
  • Salt Breeze: "Why make a big deal about this?! There's no Opera Slug here?!"
  • Pepper Pool: "Because if that Opera Slug ever gets to mainland and in fresh water, ecosystems will be ruined forever?! Opera Slugs spawn asexually, and a big enough lake will allow it to spawn a new generation of Opera Slugs in Equestria! It will damage ecosystems cause none of the Opera Slug's natural predators are here!? We have to stop this one from ever finding a way to the mainland?! And I'll bring back proof with the Pony with the Flying Barracudas?!"
  • Salt Breeze: "Pepper- (Pepper swam off)....... Ugh......"
  • Gaster: "(His senses returned to normal)...... Okay, what is WITH Equestria having weird animals, I mean, FLYING BARACUDAS, REALLY?!"
  • Ocellus: "...... That's what you're concerned with?"
  • Gaster: "Why shouldn't ya?"
  • Ocellus: "Look, point is, we may have just found our friendship problem."
  • Gaster: "Actually I detect those two are implied lesbians, so it's more of a relationship problem then friendship-"
  • Ocellus: "Twilight taught us that love is a special kind of friendship!"
  • Gaster: "Tch, yeah...... Friendship with benefits. BOW-CHICKA-WOW-WOW?!"
  • (Icky): "(Smacks Present Gaster)!"
  • (Gaster): "OW?!"
  • (Icky): "Sorry, but you saying that made your face strangely smackable."
  • (Gaster): That was in the past! So why are you smacking me NOW?!
  • (Icky): "Then consider that an overdue modesty smack."
  • (Smolder): Is it me or was it a coincidence that Pepper Pool and Salt Breeze were talking about that same Opera Slug we were told about- AND I just answered my own question.
  • (Icky): "And hey, at least it was something that related to the main plot. Usually this series has a bad habit of having two different plots share the same space."
  • (Iago): "Guess that's a sign this series is revaluating some things of it's own, not just us."
  • (Ocellus): ANYWAY... As I was saying.....
  • Gaster: Hey, uh, sir?
  • Salt Breeze: I'm a woman!
  • Gaster:... Hey in my defence, Salt Breeze is a manly sounding name- (Gets smacked by Ocellus) D'OW!?
  • Salt Breeze: VERY fine first impression your buddy's got here. Not that I care. Pepper's THROWING her life away out there, wasting bits going to an island with RIDICULOUS theories!
  • Ocellus: Theories?
  • Gaster: Yeah, that thing about an Opera Slug and stuff.
  • Salt Breeze:... You heard that, huh?
  • Gaster: You were yelling it, AND we're underwater! LOADS MORE practically heard it! You sure caught some bad attention with an argument like that.
  • Ocellus: GASTER!
  • Gaster: Just saying!
  • Ocellus: Ahem. What he MEANT to say is, I'm sure Pepper knows what she's doing?
  • Salt Breeze: Really?! Ugh, she's completely lost her mind! Opera Slugs don't LIVE in saltwater! They're much too sensitive to it than any normal slug. Who can possibly believe-
  • Gaster: Lady!... We're in Equestria.
  • Salt Breeze:... Well played.
  • Ocellus: Should we go after her?
  • Gaster: Nope! She insisted such, she's on her own.
  • Ocellus: GASTEEEERRR!!
  • Gaster: Oh, come on, you think we should just help everycreature as if we own everybody's business?
  • Ocellus: (Sighs)... Newbies to friendship, am I right?
  • Salt Breeze:... Yeeeeaah. But, yeah, you really SHOULD go after her. I... I'm concerned she might get herself killed. Wouldn't be the first time somecreature DIED at Black Skull Island.
  • Ocellus: See? SHE wants our help. So, now we have a friendship mission offered of one's own will!
  • Gaster: Not completely. Only half-in-half.
  • Ocellus:... (Sighs) We'll go after her.
  • Salt Breeze: OH THANK YOU HEAPS! (Gaster sighed and Ocellus dragged him off by his ear)
  • Gaster: OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW AHAHAHAOW OW OW OW OOOOOWWWWW!!!
  • Ocellus: WHAT THE SLIME, GASTER?! Didn't your BROTHERS teach you better than this growing up?
  • Gaster: NooooOOOOO, because we weren't reformed Changelings when I was growing up. And even IF they wanted to do that, they can't because, REASONS!
  • (Gaster): "I.E. back when I thought you chuckle-heads were dead before it turned out you were just paling around with an evil old Changeling dude."
  • (Caster and Buster aughed nerviously).
  • Gaster: I didn't even know YOU were a girl back then! Obviously I ain't much for knowing what's got sauage or what has a extra hole inbetween the legs!
  • Ocellus: (Sighs) Don't remind me. Gaster, I think it's time that, for the rest of the way, we teach YOU proper friendship etiquette. Discord could do it, and so can you.
  • Gaster: Then at least get TWILIGHT'S permission. Only seems fair to be honest.
  • Ocellus:... Yeah, let's. Wisest decision you've made since we got here.
  • Gaster: "That was meant to be mockingly sarcastic."
  • Ocellus: "But I'm rolling with it anyway cause it's a good idea!"
  • Gaster: "Oy."

Chapter 3: Applejack and Rainbow Dash STILL Butt Heads

Meanwhile...

  • Rainbow Dash:... So how do you think the studes are do?
  • Applejack:... "Studes are do"? Is that an attempt to sound cooler? Because that was silly!
  • Rainbow Dash: "Says the pony with the Appleloosian accent."
  • Applejack: This is how I really talk!
  • Rainbow: Sure it is... Pardner.
  • Applejack: "...... Sounds like somepony took jackass pills today. (A Donkey was seen behind her)...... No offense."
  • Equestrian Donkey: "None taken. (Leaves)."
  • Rainbow Dash: "I'm just saying you tend to say things weirdly. "Ya'll", "Howdy", "Buckaroo", and a lot of emphasis on certain words with a drawl."
  • Applejack: "Them's fightin' words, Rainbow, and they come in a bad time while we are in a field trip."
  • Rainbow Dash: "Hey, it doesn't have to involve the students this time..... Cause Twilight will kick our asses if we do THAT again."
  • Applejack: Whatever, it ain't important! What IS important is this field trip.
  • Rainbow Dash: And so much for going for a rafting trip in Gallopio River in the Grand Gallopio Canyon in the San Palomino Desert.
  • Applejack: Wow, got pretty specific with the location there. Also, for the record we ARE going there after Yona and Gaster are done here. We don't want this ending up like that canoe race.
  • Rainbow Dash: Eh, good point. Not all of them are cool enough for me anyway.
  • Applejack:... RD, can we NOT make this TOO MUCH about them? We just gotta do it at a STEADY pace, otherwise we're like stalkers or something.
  • Rainbow Dash: We're the School of Friendship. Technically, what we do IS stalking.
  • (Icky): Oh you gotta be KIDDING, now YOU'RE roasting the idea too?!
  • (Rainbow Dash): We ain't gonna get through the story faster if you analyze every single detail, birdy boy.
  • Applejack: It ain't stalking! We're just helping to fix friendships wherever they appear.
  • Rainbow Dash: Isn't that the EXACT DEFINITION OF STALKING?!
  • Applejack: "UGH?! Ya know, this is something I'd expect from Gaster!"
  • (Applejack): "And in hindsight, I was right."
  • Rainbow Dash: "Hey don't get me wrong, I ain't stooping to his level, I'm just pointing out something we kinda missed when we made the school."
  • Applejack: "Well to be fair, a lot of that thinking is 'cause it's the first time anyone's done a school of friendship!"
  • (Icky): And then the thing with the Flimflam bros happ-
  • (Rainbow Dash): If you make a reference to a then-future episode one more time, I'm gonna go rainboom on you.
  • (Icky): ... I'm sorry for interrupting.
  • (Fluttershy): "All is forgiven."
  • (Rainbow): Anyhoo...
  • Rainbow Dash: "I get that, but, still, this is a pesky thought in my head, ya know?"
  • Applejack: "Figures ya find thinking with your noggin to be a burden, Rainbow Dash."
  • Rainbow Dash: "Oh NOW look who's talking smack! In fact, when we get to the canyon, it's ON!! I challenge ya to a race!"
  • Applejack: Ugh. Are we REALLY doing the competition thing again?
  • Rainbow Dash: C'mon, you know you wanna compete with me in sports every once in a while.
  • Applejack: Not in sports where the rules are pretty much rigged. I KNOW I don't have to remind you about that Running of the Leaves Marathon years ago!
  • Rainbow Dash: I was different back then. I made it PRETTY clear you girls are more important than my addiction to winning.
  • Applejack: Well, whatever. You want to try embarrassing yourself again, fine. Stakes?
  • Rainbow Dash: Winner gets to make the loser, buy the students the most expensive lunch of the best restaurant within Fillydelpia!
  • Applejack: "Ya mean like that Hay Pizza place that make Hay Pizzas as big as circle area rugs?"
  • Rainbow Dash: "YEAH, THAT!! 'Cause honestly that place looks awesome, the hay pizzas I heard are AWESOME to eat there, and it'd technically be a win-win for both parties."
  • Applejack: "Well, it would be bittersweet to the LOSER who has to pay, Rainbow Crash!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "........ Oh-hohohohohohohoho, NOW you're dragging my personally most hated nickname into this now?!"
  • Applejack: "That IS your military nickname now because you were too stupid to remember to look both ways, I figured you'd be used to it. Plus, ya know me, I always get ponies riled up when I am competitive!"
  • (Icky/Gaster): "That's what she said! (SMACK) OWW!"
  • (Applejack): As we were saying.... We were lucky Shore, Sandbar, and Yona came back after we finished making the bet.
  • Yona: (Soaked in water) PROFESSOR APPLEJACK! PROFESSOR RAINBOW DASH!!... Uh... Is this a bad time? I can't really see you two with my hair in my face, looks like you two are about to repeat what happened LAST field trip.
  • Applejack: No, no, we're still trying to keep this professional and keep our rivalry to ourselves. So, what's up?
  • Yona: Well... WELL, I CAN SWIM NOW!!
  • Rainbow Dash: "Oh, way to go, Yons."
  • Applejack: "So I take it you no longer have aquaphobia as Twilight would've called it?"
  • Yona: "I mean, I'm still gonna be sure to have a sense of water safety, but yes, water doesn't scare me anymore."
  • Sandbar: Granted she still has a LONG way to go.

Cutaway

  • Yona: (She was finally going underwater as Sandbar showed off by swimming circles around him) Mmm?
  • Shore: Sandbar, can you NOT do that? (Sandbar spoke through sign language)... Okay, fair point.
  • Yona: Mmm?
  • Shore: He says it was just to show some special techniques, but CLEARLY they aren't meant for yaks. He speaks in sign language when we're underwater. (Suddenly a massive school of fish swam all over Yona)
  • Yona: MMMBMBM!!
  • Shore: Easy, Yona, they're just fish. They're harmless.... And WOW! You're actually lasting a long time down here. How big ARE your lungs? (Sandbar spoke to her in sign language)... Yeah, yaks need massive stamina to smash things.
  • Yona: (She smiled until suddenly a grouper appeared right next to her)... UBUBUBU!!!!!! (She blasted bubbles and was about to drown as the two pulled her to the surface) HUAAAH!!
  • Sandbar: Yikes, Yons! That was just a grouper!
  • Yona: I HAD NO IDEA FISH GOT THAT BIG!!!
  • Shore: Where did you think the term 'there's always a bigger fish' comes from?
  • Yona: Never heard it in my life..... I'm usually with Landlocked Yaks, mind you.
  • Shore:... Okay... Let's take it slower.

Present

  • Shore: "But as long as you're not afraid of being IN water anymore, that's all that matters."
  • ???: Hey Cowgirl and Egghead! (Gaster and Ocellus arrive)
  • Ocellus: We found a friendship problem here! Also, Gaster, needs a little lesson in tact!
  • Gaster: "Well how can I without a nuke?"
  • Ocellus: "NOT WHAT I MEANT BY TACT?!"
  • ???: Hey, guys! (Smolder's team arrives)
  • Gallus: "We nailed a friendship problem!"
  • Gaster: "Whoa wait, what the junktopus, you guys found another one?!"
  • Smolder: "Wait, you and Ocellus found another?"
  • Yona: "....... How long was I practicing swimming for THIS to happen?"
  • Rainbow: Okay, everycreature, one at a time. Smolder, go ahead.
  • Smolder: "Oh where do I begin?"
  • Gaster: "Is that a serious question?"

French Narrator: Later...

  • Applejack: ABSOLUTELY NOT!!! That mission is NOT student-level friendship problems!
  • Rainbow Dash: Yeah! Black Skull Island? Capper said that place was NOT exactly the safest place in Equestria. That's why he tried to divert Tempest there when we were headed for Mount Aris to stop the Storm King.
  • Applejack: Yeah, until YOU...
  • Applejack/Rainbow Dash: Blew our cover with that Rainboom of yours/mine.
  • Rainbow Dash: CELESTIA DAMMIT, I AM NEVER GONNA BE ABLE TO LIVE THAT DOWN!!!
  • Gaster: "Seriously? Aren't you guys essentially training us for things like this?"
  • Applejack: "Weeeell, yes, but we figured you guys would've find something simple like a bickering fest or someone with social anxiety."
  • Rainbow Dash: "Kinda not in the cards you guys stumble onto a giant opera slug in a dangerous island AND something about what you implied was an E.A.A. member hiding there!"
  • Gallus: "Well how do ya know we won't end up having to face that ANYWAY?!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "Oh come on, I know we had a rough experience with O'Hardknocks and purely Neighsay, but come on, we're not suddenly gonna have E.E.A. members come after us every second!"
  • (Icky): "And then certain episodes about that exact thing happ- (Smack) D'OOOOOW, OKAY, OKAY, THAT'S MY OWN FAULT?! I can't help it with referential humor?! They're like potato chips?! Once ya pop, ya can't stop?!"
  • Applejack: Now then... Gaster, Ocellus, what did you find out?
  • Ocellus: Well, we discovered that two friends were bickering...
  • Rainbow: YEAH!
  • Ocellus: But it also relates back to the Black Skull Island thing, and the same opera slug, too.
  • Rainbow: BOO!
  • Gaster: "Really, we found the one thing ya wanted us to do and ya still aren't crazy for it? Picky picky picky!"
  • Gallus; So that's it? You don't think we can handle it?
  • Rainbow Dash: (Dubbed as Shrek) Trust me, it's a bad idea. We're not going, and that's final!
  • Gaster: "Well congratulations, now Salt Breeze's girlfriend is gonna go on a suicide mission and might end up DYING to the OH SO SCARY ISLAND BASED ON A NON-COLORED SKULL! She's going there 'cause she's after the musical snail without a shell to begin with! Buuuuuut if you say that's too dangerous and that it's not your problem, eh, c'est le vie. No skin off your noses if that lesbo seapony dies under your watch cause ya thought it was "Too dangerous", I mean, these two the same ponies face gods and monsters and yet an ISLAND is what makes them crap their pants? Pff! Ya losing yer edge, girls!"
  • Both Applejack and Rainbow Dash were both made guilty by that, yet were also challenged by that as their pride was greatly wounded by Gaster's disrespectful, but very correct words.
  • Rainbow Dash: "....... FIRST PONY TO SAVE THAT SEAPONY FROM MAKING A DUMBASS MISTAKE GETS A HEAD START FOR THE RACE AT THE CANYON?!"
  • Applejack: "YER ON?!"
  • Both Athlete ponies dived into the water!
  • Shore: "....... Why did you challenge their pride like that?"
  • Gaster: "I kinda thought it was gonna guilt them and/or challenge them into letting us do this, but, glad this still works, laughs can be still have for this. I mean, did they forget that Sparkle's not here to give them the proper-"
  • Rainbow and Applejack charged back out!
  • Rainbow Dash: "QUICK DETOUR TO TWILIGHT?!"
  • Applejack: "I'LL GET TO HER BEFORE YOU?!"
  • The students stare at this....
  • Gaster: "....... (Laughs)! At least I got something even better then being able to do missions: Comedy hour! (Laughs)!"
  • Ocellus: "..... Mental note: You have humility issues and you're too easily bemused by obvious problems."
  • Gallus: "Yeah, nice one, Gashat, ya just made the professors go into competitive idiot mode! Just like in the last field trip?!"
  • Smolder: "Hey, I'm sure it's likely Twilight isn't gonna humor their bullshit and-"

Later...

  • Twilight: "I ended up giving Applejack and Rainbow Dash the seapony forms."
  • Smolder: Aw, sonova BITCH!
  • Twilight: I'm sorry, everycreature, but if it INVOLVES something beyond your level, then I can't risk your safety.
  • Yona: Look, I JUST learned how to swim. Can't we at least have this one AFTER our time in the San Palomino?
  • Smolder: Are you kidding?! We may be too late!
  • Twilight: "Well I'm sorry, but this trip was meant to be about simpler things, there wasn't anything in the plans about going to an island of an infamous name."
  • Gaster: "Oh, and you think two competitive jack- (Twilight cleared her throat).... Ugh, two competitive she-idiots, are good enough for this?"
  • Twilight: "Well I'd argue that letting them do this would reduce some edge before the real trip so they would likely forget about what kind of dumb bet they made."
  • Gaster: "That predictable, huh?"
  • Twilight: "You'll be amazed what cues you can pick up if you're around my friends long enough."
  • Gallus: "...... Ya know, it's kinda annoying that even IN SPITE of helping you guys take out a deformed centaur monster from the Fear Wars, never mind things BEFORE the school became a thing, ya still treat us like we're as frail as Ocellus!"
  • Twilight: "Because I don't want to actively put you guys into dangerous situations! Neither me, my friends nor any of the faculty want to do that, not even Buzzord, ESPEICALLY if we make him so!"
  • (Icky): "Well technically Koningin did wanted that when she wanted to train one of the students to be able to take out a rogue Uniter Summon-"
  • (Twilight): "That, was, before this, it doesn't count by virtue of not happening yet."
  • (Koningin): "Also, I STILL STAND BY WHAT SHE SAID OTHERWISE THAT I AT LEAST WANTED STUDENTS LIKE SMOLDER PROPERLY MOLDED FIRST BEFORE THEN, AVIAN OF UGLYNESS?! (Smacks Icky)!"
  • (Icky): "OWWWWW?! Once more, my own fault for that."
  • Gaster: "Tch, well excuse us if we're more magnets to exciting adventures and not stupid s*** like intervening an argument over ice cream or whatever."
  • Twilight: "(Deadpan) Yeah, I feel like I get thrown into these kind of situations a lot too, ever since I first left Canterlot. It's never anything simple. (Normally) But it doesn't change that this field trip was meant to be for something simpler."
  • Yona: So, what about the problem on BS Island?... Wow, when you abbreviate it like that, it sounds like-
  • Twilight: We'll have somecreature else look into it. And don't worry about the Opera Slug being an immediate threat, it's likely stranded on that island cause of all the salt water as they thrive best in the Unsalted Oceans very far away from Equestria. Otherwise it'd already had become a problem we'd already dealt with. Right now you have to go to San Palomino. But I'll give you credit for finding a friendship problem at all, even if it's not really something you should-
  • Gaster: We get it! Just give the credit to us.
  • Twiight: "..... I will have to warn you Gaster that you are clearly a work in progress."
  • Gaster: "Ya don't say?"
  • Ocellus: "..... Gaster's behavior doesn't represent the rest of us."
  • Twilight: "I'm fair enough to consider that. I'm sure the rest of you have did your very best."
  • Shore: "I just hope Rainbow Dash and Applejack are not making themselves look TOO silly in front of the Seaponies in the ocean."
  • Twiight: "(Snarky) Join the club, I'll have Spike make jackets when we come back."

Rainbow Dash's and Applejack's location.

  • Pepper Pool was seen packed up with gear!
  • Salt Breeze: "(Shows up to Pepper) Pepper, please!"
  • Pepper Pool: "I'm sorry, Salt, but I have to do this?! I need to stop that Opera Slug?! And nothing will get in my way- (Applejack and Rainbow Dash as Seaponies crashed into her) HOLY SHRIMP- (The three crashed into a giant clam that comedically closed on them)....... LESTER, SPIT US OUT?! (The Giant Clam actually does that comedically, then shouted BLACH)!"
  • Applejack: "....... Did we just get comedically spat out by a giant clam?"
  • Pepper Pool: "Oh, that's Lester, he's me and Salty's pet."
  • Rainbow Dash: "...... I feel like Fluttershy would be immediately fascinated with you."
  • Pepper Pool: "What for?"
  • Rainbow Dash: "For keeping what's basically a shelled mouth for a pet. (Lester bit onto Rainbow Dash's tailfins) OW?! You wanna get rough, wise guy?!"
  • Pepper Pool: "LESTER, BE NICE?! (Lester let's go)....... Sorry about that. Anyway, can I help you two clear strangers I just met now? Cause if it's for animal advice, I'm kinda busy seeking out a dangerous asexually reproducing invasive species in Black Skull Island, so Salty has to take over since she's not helping."
  • Applejack: "That's what we came here for!"
  • Pepper Pool: "You are? I-...... Wait, are these guys with the two strange Sea Ponies you said want to help with our "Problem", Salt?"
  • Salt Breeze: "Hey, you're not the only one seeing them for the first time."
  • Applejack: One, they were Changelings that took Seapony form.
  • Salt Breeze:... Why not take a Sea Changeling form?
  • Applejack: 'Cause we haven't an idea what they're like yet. We've only met a select few.
  • Pepper Pool:... Hmm. Fair. The Sea Changelings are an isolated species. They aren't really, social, if you catch my current.
  • (Rhabdom): "She ain't wrong when it was the time I came up."
  • Rainbow Dash: "Reason number 2 is cause we're filling in for them about your uh, situation, cause well, I'm sure you two already know that Black Skull Island is CLEARLY not a trip to Candy Apple Island."
  • (Pervis): "Candy Apple Island? What do they got there?"
  • (Icky): "Apes, but they're not so big."
  • (Rainbow Dash): "..... (Chuckles), I see what you two did there."
  • (Icky): "Well actually the first bit was just Pervis being, Pervis. I was just wise-cracking from that."
  • Pepper Pool: "Hey don't get me wrong, I haven't forgotten that and was preparing with the approbeate gear for it."
  • Rainbow Dash: "May we check to make sure?"
  • Pepper Pool: "Actually I already checked myself alot of times, and-"
  • Applejack: "Never hurts to check again, cause knowing that you two were squabbling, ya may had missed something vital."
  • Pepper Pool: "But I-"
  • Rainbow Dash yoinks the backpack away and tries to spill out everything, but they mostly just flouted gently down......
  • Rainbow Dash: "....... Huh....... I was expecting alot of that to come comedically crashing down."
  • (Kolwalski): "So I take it that means Equestria has realistic water physics."
  • Pepper Pool: "Well, at least I can't be too annoyed with you two for not breaking everything, BUT THAT'S STILL PRIVATE PROPERTY, LADIES?! Do I have to report this to the Sea Sheriff?"
  • Applejack: "No need to bring a lawpony here, just hear us out about this."
  • Salt Breeze: "..... We, may as well humor them, Pepper. I have heard enough nice things about this school those two Land Changelings were from."
  • Pepper Pool: "...... Only if you two agree to hear my side first."
  • Rainbow Dash: "We kinda already did-"
  • Applejack: "But if it helps get ya to cooperate, then yes."
  • Rainbow Dash: "REALLY, APPLEJACK?!"
  • Pepper Pool:... Alright, long story short, I want to go there to exterminate the Opera Slug before it spreads, but they don't LIKE saltwater. It burns them because of the salt.
  • Applejack: "Well it ain't really a sea slug then if it can't handle salt."
  • Pepper Pool: "It can be argued that the unsalted ocean is STILL a sea, just, what it would be like if there was no salt."
  • Rainbow Dash: "Besides the point. Cause from what I hearing, however that Opera Slug got there, it doesn't look like it's gonna be able to leave."
  • Salt Breeze: Exactly! It's a self-contained problem! But SHE insists it's not going to let that stop it from getting here and causing trouble.
  • Pepper Pool: Yeah, I mean, why would it even BE there in the first place? I'm telling you, Salt, there's something fishy going on here. (Many of the fish around them scoffed in offense) I'm sorry, I wasn't the one who invented the term, you know!
  • Applejack: Oh, we got plenty a idea what is involved. Just, let us handle things for you, kay?
  • Rainbow Dash: And we better do it fast, I am NOT missing that San Palomino river race for ANYTHING!
  • Applejack: What'sa matter? Afraid of a little work? (Mockingly sad) I'M RAINBOW DASH, AND I GOTTA SPREAD FRIENDSHIP FOR A LIVING! OOHOOHOOHOOHOO!!... You know what, it sounded funnier when Mr. Krabs said it. Promise me you won't lemme say that again.
  • Everyone: Promise.
  • Pepper Pool: "But I'm really not sure about this, I'm the expert on Unsalted Ocean life, I feel like I should-"
  • Rainbow Dash: "Look, try to look at this from Salt's point of view: That Opera Slug is trapped on an island on waters filled with something that would cream it immediately. Why the panic?"
  • Pepper Pool: "I can't take any chances when there's an invasive species."
  • Applejack: And who in tarnation’s gonna be dumb enough to even go there? We heard it’s a dangerous area. Sea monsters like to dwell there, and it ain’t the friendly kind like Steven. These’re hardcore monsters.
  • Pepper Pool: But how would it even BE there in the first place? I’m PRETTY sure it’s smart enough to find a way out.
  • Rainbow Dash:… Mmm… That’s kinda logical. Except maybe it came there by accident.
  • Pepper Pool: There are-
  • Rainbow Dash/(Rainbow Dash): UGH! WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP SAYING THAT?!?
  • Rainbow Dash: Lady, just because there are no accidents doesn’t mean FOR A MOMENT they don’t exist!! It’s called pony error!!! It’s like calling a predator out for killing someone! It’s FRICKIN' NATURE!!!!
  • Pepper Pool:…
  • Rainbow Dash: Ugh, sorry, it’s just, I am SO SICK of hearing that!!! Accidents happen!!!
  • Pepper Pool: THIS is not one of them. If it WAS, that slug would be dead. But it’s not.
  • Rainbow Dash: How do you know it’s not dead NOW?
  • Pepper Pool: It looked way too adult. There’s NO way it could have survived on that island all by itself. Coincidence? I THINK NOT! Something is going on there, and I’m going to find out what!
  • Salt Breeze: See, THERE’S the problem in a sea-nutshell! If what you’re saying is true, is it wise to go all out there not KNOWING what it is? You could get yourself killed!
  • Pepper Pool: "Well the risk of this Opera Slug ever finding a way to the mainland and into fresh water to asexually reproduce is a WORSE risk then death! And also a fate worse than such?! Can you imagine how disastrous invasive Opera Slugs would be on Equestria's ecosystem, nevermind the well being and sanity of ponies made to listen to even albeit good opera arias, especially if they don't LIKE Opera?! It'd be an irreversible era of madness even DISCORD wouldn't enjoy!"
  • Discord: (appears randomly) Did somebody say my name?
  • Rainbow Dash: (Dubbed as Chowder) No! You're not in this episode.
  • Discord: "Wait I thought meta jokes are Pinkie's thi- (Suddenly disappears)."
  • Black Kat's voice: "Took care of him for you, guys! (Giggles and disappeared)."
  • Applejack:... She seriously scares me now.
  • Rainbow Dash: She's a Draconequus. It's kinda in her nature.
  • Applejack: Seems like QUITE a shift in character, though.
  • Salt Breeze:... Ahem. I'm going to ignore what just happened. As I was saying, it's best to leave THIS to the professionals.
  • Pepper Pool: "ARE YOU SUGGESTING I'M NOT A PROFESSIONAL?! YOU AND I INTERACT WITH ANIMALS ALL THE TIME?!"
  • Salt Breeze: "I MEANT MORE IN LINE OF GOING INTO DANGEROUS AREAS?!"
  • Rainbow Dash: (Quietly) Ugh, where's Fluttershy when you need her?
  • Applejack: "(Quietly) She had to stay and look over the school, remember? Plus, Opera Slugs I DON'T think is one of the animals she's got experience with yet."
  • Rainbow Dash: Pfft. How would you know? I've never even HEARD of Opera Slugs until now. Seriously, it's another one of those times where I question what Gaia Everfree was high on when she made those things.
  • Applejack: And again, I doubt Alicorn Gods CAN be high.
  • Rainbow Dash: But, yeah, not to worry, lovebirds, we'll have somecreature more qualified look into this for you.
  • Applejack: Nothing personal, it's just for your own safety.
  • Pepper Pool: Awwww!
  • Salt Breeze: Oh come on, Pepper, at least know it's being taken care of. YOU can focus on other critical matters. Hey, why don't we forget this ever happened by, you know, a little time in the bed together?
  • Pepper Pool:... I'm not really feeling like it.
  • Rainbow Dash: Aw, who the Tart would PASS on making out and/or sex? Anyone would DREAM of making love of any kind.
  • Salt Breeze: Well, I suppose in her defense, we do it way too much. Good thing we can't impregnate each other.
  • Applejack: Ugh, so disgusting. (Salt and Pepper gave stern stares) I meant the idea of impregnating, not the thing you two have!
  • Pepper Pool: "...... Okay, we'll let that MOSTLY slide."

Later...

  • Twilight: Well, then it's settled. I'll send somecreature qualified to deal with the Opera Slug on Black Skull Island. As for AJ, Rainbow Dash and the students, you guys are off to San Palomino.
  • Gaster: Man, I wanted to kick some ass again.
  • Yona: Hey, I still have to give Princess Twilight credit here for looking out for us.
  • Skyceria: Yeah, you all really should. I've heard of Opera Slugs, and they aren't really slug-sized. They're roughly the size of an elephant, and some can get bigger.
  • Yona: BIGGER?!? Like, Am Fear Liath Mòr bigger?
  • Twilight: Yes.
  • Yona: Well then count me out!
  • Smolder: Hold on hold on! They can be THAT big?! Then how did it even, I, I haven't even HEARD of Opera Slugs! And how could I? They sound like one of Gaia's BIGGEST mistakes. I mean, OPERA Slug just screams 'you made that up'!
  • Twilight: That's exactly the answers we're going to find out. As for you all, we can't have you all going into danger like this.
  • Smolder: Pfft, please, what danger IS an Opera Slug anyway? All it does is annoy people with noise pollution, like a howler monkey or something. They're a nuisance at best.
  • Skyceria: Yes, but they're ALSO mostly carnivorous.
  • Smolder: WHAT?!? Hold up, we were told earlier that they're plant munchers!
  • Skyceria: Well, they're omnivorous, but when you're that big, you can't exactly rely SOLELY on a vegan diet. Meat carries MORE calories and feeds bigger beasts better.
  • Smolder:... I stand corrected.
  • Twilight: So you see this is too dangerous. You guys aren't ready for big tasks like this.
  • Gaster: Not with THAT attitude.
  • Ocellus: Gaster!
  • Gaster: Hey, how can we expect to be ready if we don't actually TRY?!
  • Ocellus: Why can't you just trust Twilight ONE time?
  • Gaster: I'm sure you already know the answer, Bright-Eyes.
  • Twilight: (Sighs) Let's discuss this another time. Right now you need to get to San Palomino. As for us... You know the drill.
  • (SpongeBob): So... How exactly DO they get involved in the scenario?
  • (Gaster): Remember the Flying Baracudas? Yeah, dispite the story taking it's sweet-butt time, they DO come into play later!

San Palomino

  • The group arrived.
  • A Guide came up to them.
  • Guide: "Hello, I'm Hike-Trailer, and I'll be your guide."
  • Applejack: "Howdy, Miss Hike."
  • Hike-Trailer: "Now, management has asked me to make you all aware of sightings of a flock of Flying Barracudas in the area, so you'll need extra protection."
  • Gallus: "..... (Quietly at the others) Wawa said that her sister had a collection of such creatures with her."
  • Smolder: "(Quietly) A stupid coincidence, I bet."
  • Hike-Trailer: Now as you all can see, the Great Gallopio Canyon has been a landmark in Equestria for centuries. Said to have been made by the Alicorn god of terrain and the creator of Earth Ponies, Prince Terricolous. The Gallopio River inside is connected to the great river of the Badlands. Ponies who have canoed through those usually don't come out alive.
  • Applejack/Rainbow Dash: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!! WHAT?! IT'S TOO DANGEROUS!!! LOOK WHO'S TALKING, YA HYPOCRITE!!!
  • Gaster: AND IT BEGINS!
  • Applejack:... Ahem. Sorry about that, we got a little competition AWAY from our current jobs right now, and I want especially RAINBOW DASH here to not get cocky enough to go through that region. Specifically, the Bone Rivers. The dead zone of the river. Granny Smith told me stories bout that place. Even the most gutsy daredevils never made it out alive.
  • Rainbow Dash: First time for everything. I'll be the first to actually survive.
  • Gallus: I dunno, Egghead, pretty sure there's something in there that's deadly. ESPECIALLY concerning the Flying Barracuda outbreak.
  • Rainbow Dash: Psssh, they're just fish, and these are rapids. How can they possibly-
  • Applejack: They got wings, genius!
  • Rainbow Dash: Wha, I thought those fins weren't made for flying. Ugh, da- (Saw fillies nearby)... Darn you, Gaia Everfree!
  • Yona: You know she's gonna do it no matter what, right?
  • Applejack: That's EXACTLY why she ain't leaving my sight. (She chained themselves together)
  • Rainbow Dash: WHAT THE-?!?
  • Applejack: No use trying to fly your way out of this with me weighing you down.
  • Rainbow Dash: Oh that's just a d- (The fillies were still there)... Jerk move!
  • Applejack: "Well at least yer doing a good job monitoring yourself of cuss language."
  • Rainbow Dash: This is another reason why I stopped competing much with you. Or at least, WANTED to.
  • Applejack: Because I beat you in so many competitions?
  • Rainbow Dash: Pssh. You couldn't beat me at EVERYTHING.
  • Applejack: Our history says otherwise. Now do NOT do this again. You are staying where I can see you, and you're not going a WING near the Bone Rivers.
  • Rainbow Dash: Ugh!
  • Hike-Trailer:... Not gonna butt into this, NOT my business. Ahem. Is everycreature ready?
  • Skyceria: Only if THESE two are gonna keep their promise to not fight in trips again.
  • Applejack: Well, we're TRYING to!
  • Skyceria: Trying isn't cutting it.
  • Rainbow Dash: Oh, what do you know? Don't know us, can't judge us.
  • Gallus: GILDA knows you, and I know Gilda, and SHE'S with the Lodgers. Soooo, she might know much about YOU than even YOU do.
  • (Gilda): "Awesome reply, my dude."
  • Rainbow Dash: Let's just get the fffffffflock into the rafts.
  • Gaster: "(Snickers), Sometimes I imagine that your acts of self-censoring yourself is like you're having a speech impediment! (Snickers)."
  • Gallus: Or she's so used to swearing, she's lost ALL sense of modesty.
  • Rainbow Dash: Hardy har har! (They went into the raft as it went through the river)
  • As the group went off to the river, Flying Barracudas stalk in the shadows with flapping pterosaur-like wings, making faint squawks as they go.
  • Rainbow Dash:... Guys?... Keep your eyes open. I heard something.
  • Gallus: Yeah, me too.
  • Hike-Trailer: It's possibly the Biteacudas. Just don't make a sound. They're basically like piranha. Stay perfectly still and don't panic. They are just wild animals only looking for food. They usually prefer meat that's ALREADY dead. It's like ponies say, animals are more afraid of you than you are of them.
  • Yona: (Quietly) Then why are you still talking?
  • Hike-Trailer:... (Quietly) Right. (They entered the area where Biteacuda were dwelling in the waters and shadows)...
  • Applejack:...
  • Gallus:...
  • Silverstream:... (One of her feathers falls into the water. As soon as it hit, Biteacuda attacked it) EEP!!
  • Gaster: SHUSH!...
  • Skyceria:...
  • Hike-Trailer:... (Quietly) So far so good......
  • Ocellus:...
  • Smolder:... (Quietly) How good is their hearing? I mean can they- (A Biteacuda brushed passed) AHH- (They all covered her mouth and stopped as Biteacuda saw and then went back into the shallows)...
  • Hike-Trailer: (Quietly) This is one of their strategies. They inflict mock charges to startle you and confirm you're a meal. So be careful.
  • Gaster: "(Quietly) Ya sure they're doing this cause they're hungry and not just because they're being buttholes? Cause so far all they're doing is just freak us out."
  • Hike-Trailer: (Quietly) Trust me. I know. They’re animals. They ARE hungry, but they don’t like EVERY kind of meat they come across. Ponies? We don’t supply a decent meal. They’re basically just miniature sharks.
  • Rainbow Dash: (Quietly) Ya don’t say?
  • Hike-Trailer:… (Quietly) You don’t know much about animals, do you?
  • Rainbow Dash: (Quietly) Wha- of COURSE I do! My oldest friend is an animal caretaker.
  • Silverstream: (Quietly) And yet you didn’t know tortoises hibernate. They’re reptiles. Cold-blooded creatures. They can’t stand the cold.
  • Rainbow Dash: (Quietly) DRAGONS are reptiles and I’ve seen THEM do just fine in the cold. Otherwise, by that logic, ICE DRAGONS wouldn’t exist.
  • Smolder: (Quietly) That’s different. Dragons are more adept than any other reptile. Ice Dragons maintain their cold-bloodedness by having their own internal heating system.
  • Rainbow Dash: (Quietly) So they’re basically warm-blooded?
  • Smolder: (Quietly) In a way. The same way dragons breath fire allows them to turn their hydrogen sacs into furnaces.
  • Rainbow Dash: (Quietly) Hydrogen sacs?! I thought Twilight said that scientific stuff she brought up back in Cyberjurassic Park was all hooey!
  • (Pinkie): "Wow, that's the oldest reference in the entire episode."
  • (Icky/Iago): "And now we feel old."
  • Smolder: (Quietly) We didn’t ALWAYS have magic! If we did, we wouldn’t have struggled with survival and end up an aggressive species in the first place. We’d even control ichneumons a LOT more. Those giant mongooses are NO joke, you know.
  • (SpongeBob): Yeah, we DID encounter some on our last recent Scourge mission.
  • Rainbow Dash: (Quietly) Alright, I’ll just agree to take your word for it. Shows how little I know about biology.
  • Applejack: (Quietly) Hehe, looks like somepony needs an education in Fluttershy’s classroom herself.
  • Rainbow Dash: (Quietly) Oh, go play in the mud! HT? Please tell me those nasty flying fish have lost interest!
  • Hike-Trailer:... (She checked by getting a piece of food and sticking it out as the Biteacudas ate it up quickly)... (Quietly) Big fat nope there.
  • Gaster: (Quietly) Ugh! I can’t take it anymore!! Their hearing is PRETTY DAMN GOOD AND THEY’RE TOYING WITH US!!! Bright-Eyes, can you do what you did last time and turn into a bigger Biteacuda?!
  • Ocellus: (Quietly) I don’t know.
  • Gaster: (Quietly) WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON’T KNOW?!? Ya did something similar with the piranha versions!! What’s stopping you?!? Literally nothing!!
  • Ocellus: (Quietly) Except the fact that these Biteacudas are smart enough to wait for this long, so I doubt they-... Wait...
  • Gaster: (Quietly) Oh TART no! No way I’m waiting-
  • Ocellus: (Quietly) I mean the Biteacudas! Fluttershy said that fish like these rely more on instinct. These fish... They’re not behaving like the usual Biteacuda. They would have lost interest by now. Their patience instinct isn’t that strong.
  • Gaster: (Quietly) Pah, are you sure? Prove it!
  • Ocellus: (Quietly) Alright. Let’s wait for 30 minutes.
  • Gaster: (Quietly) No way we’re staying like this leaving the raft rafting for- (He gets magically frozen)
  • Ocellus: Now we wait.

French Narrator: 30 Minutes Later…

  • Gaster: (Woke up from being magically frozen)... OH COME ON!!! (The Biteacudas attacked) GAH!!!
  • Ocellus: (Quietly) I stand proven correct. Guys? Something or someone's controlling these Biteacudas.
  • Hike-Trailer: (Quietly) What-what-WHAAAT?!?
  • Gaster: (Quietly) You don’t know that! These fish could be smarter!
  • Ocellus: (Quietly) Gaster, no primitive-minded animal can POSSIBLY wait this long. Especially not fish, normal or the likes of Flying Barracudas!!
  • Yona: "(Quietly) I thought we're calling them biteacudas now-"
  • Ocellus: (Quietly) Depends on your cultural naming for these things! I mean, back on point, Gaster, maybe they can be smarter, but not THESE animals. They’d have to have SENTIENCE to pull this off. There’s no denying it. These creatures were sent to go after and capture us!
  • Hike-Trailer: WHA- (She covered his mouth)... (Quietly) WHAT?!?
  • Applejack: (Quietly) Yeah, I think Ocellus may have a point.
  • Rainbow Dash: (Quietly) Mmmm, I’m sure there could be another explanation-
  • Gaster: (Quietly) See?! Egghead here has a brain!
  • Rainbow Dash: (Quietly) IF the most obvious one was too likely.
  • Gaster: (Quietly) OH FOR THE LOVE OF HYPOGEAN, GIRL, DON’T DO THAT!!!
  • Rainbow Dash: "(Quietly) To be fair, this is a world of magic, and a very strong one at that! When things that are not normal happen, it always tends to be culprit numero-uno!"
  • Gaster: "(Quietly) And you suddenly spoke Spanish."
  • Applejack: (Quietly) Well, if someone is controlling them Biteacudas, we're gonna have to find a way to lure them out. But how?
  • Shore: "(Quietly) If you mean the controller, I doubt they would actually be all the way out here."
  • Applejack: "(Quietly) Figures, magic does allow for ya'll to control things from so far away without actually being there."
  • Rainbow Dash: "(Quietly) It's never that freaking easy."
  • (Icky/Iago): "Never is."
  • Gallus: (Quietly) So, we just stay motionless?! Cuz I’m starting to be all for that.
  • Applejack: (Quietly) No! We gotta somehow get outta here FAST!!
  • Hike-Trailer: (Quietly) This is a raft. It isn’t meant to go that fast.
  • Rainbow Dash: "(Quietly) Not with that attitude! (Goes to the back end of the raft and gets into the water and holds onto the raft) (Openly) And thank you for riding with us on Rainbow Dashing Waters- (The Biteacudas bit her as she Tom screamed and flapped her wings fast enough that she makes herself a fast motor boat engine as the raft speeds down the water from pure surprise)"
  • Everyone but Rainbow: "WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!"
  • Gaster: "LIFE IS FLASHING?! LIFE IS FLASHING?!"
  • Applejack: "RAINBOW DASH YOU TECNICOLORED JACKASS, STOOOOOOOOP?!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "I will when we're no longer within reach of- (The Raft fell apart)............ Oooooooh."
  • Yona: "...... At least I now know how to swim- (The group splashed into the water)..... (All surfaced)...... Again, at least I know how to swim-"
  • Suddenly, swarms of Flying Barracudas pounced into them and grabbed them with their pterasaur talons!
  • Yona: "NOT SO ACQUAINTED OF BEING GRABBED BY WINGED TORPEDOS WITH TEETH?!"
  • The Flying Barracudas flew off with the entire group captured.
  • (Rainbow Dash): "Before anyone says anything, pushing a flimsy tourist raft down the San Palomino River? Not one of my better ideas."
  • (Everyone): NO S***/DUH/KIDDING/DOI/CRAP/POO, SHERLOCK!!!!!
  • Applejack:... Way ta go, Rainbow!
  • Rainbow Dash: At least we're not fish food! They're just flying us to their boss!... Right? Unless they want to feed on us at a private area.
  • Gallus: Ugh! I feel SO embarrassed to have you as one of my teachers right now.
  • Ocellus: Do we start panicking now?
  • Hike-Trailer: I VOTE YES!!! (She screamed as many joined suit)
  • Applejack:... Okay, after this, NO MORE TRIPS WITH US LEADING! We can STILL mess it up EVEN when we ain't fightin'.
  • Rainbow Dash: Agreed.

Chapter 4: Enter Aquarius

Black Skull Island

  • The Flying Barracudas drop the group off before the mouth cave of Black Skull Island....
  • Gaster: "...... PFFFFF BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA?! OH, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT?! SO MUCH FOR NOT LETTING US GO TO THIS ISLAND, HUH?!"
  • Hike-Trailer: "I'm sorry, I'm confused here, what's going on?"
  • Applejack: "We'll explain after we get off this place and-"
  • ???: "Welcome to my private reserves... School of "Friendship"."
  • A darker aqua blue pony in E.E.A. attire showed up as the Flying Barracudas nestled around her......
  • Pony: "....... I, am Madam Aquarius... And this, is my private reserve island."
  • Gallus: "...... Who uses a supposed dangerous island as a nature reserve? Have you HEARD about this place?"
  • Madam Aquarius: "Of course. That's the point. What can I say? It has its own ecosystem, it's private, and the reputation of this island scares away even the most daring of poachers. Win-win."
  • Skyceria: "I take it you're Wawa's sister then."
  • Madam Aquarius: "YOU LEAVE HER OUT OF THIS! Wait, how did you know about her?!"
  • Smolder: "Some of us ran into her earlier. She's worried sick about your flying-barracuda-owning ass."
  • Madam Aquarius: "..... (Quietly) Poor sister, so you finally noticed outside of your tears?"
  • Rainbow Dash: "Okay lady, JUST WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?!"
  • Madam Aquarius: "...... Well, cutting a long story short, my sister was gonna become an E.E.A. and make some big changes. But then your school happened! Because my sister had established pity for Neighsay as clearly being the indoctrinated idiot as he is and wanted to instead having him be rehabilitated, she ended up losing her would've-been place! Because of how overtly bastardized the colt was! My sister has never been over it since."
  • Gaster: Aw, of course it's for revenge. Why wouldn't it be?
  • Applejack: "GAASTER! Ahehem. Our condolences, Ms. Aquarius. I'm sure your sister had the best intentions here."
  • Rainbow Dash: "Though, honestly, she was kinda wasting her breath with Neighsay."
  • Madam Aquarius: "THAT'S WHAT I TRIED TO TELL HER, WHILE SHE NEARLY BAWLED HER EYES OUT!"
  • Gallus: "Yikes. No wonder she was worse than Fluttershy in Fluttershying out. She mistakenly sympathized with a psychotic racist?! I mean, has she been aware of what that jerk tried to pull since that day?!"
  • Madam Aquarius: "..... I had rather she didn't."
  • Gaster: "Well I like to say we solved the friendship missions SOME PONIES didn't want us to do! Okay Aquabutt, yer coming with us- (Gets scared of some Flying Barracudas swiping at him) BAAAAH?!"
  • Madam Aquarius: "Oh, I'm not going anywhere. Because you bunch are here to feel the BLUNT of my revenge. Because I-"
  • Shore: "Have an Opera Slug? Yeah, both groups found out about how you saved one from poachers that had QUESTIONABLE interests in it."
  • Madam Aquarius: "........ Annnnnnnnd there goes my dramatic surprise...... In fact, just noticed, ISN'T THERE MORE OF YOU?!"
  • Gaster: "If ya mean the Princess and the other of Sparky's inner circle, Sparkle's at Fillydelphia and the others are at the school, but I don't see how that-"
  • Madam Aquarius: "My pretties, I have another fetch quest for you!! Bring me Sparkle and her other companions, now!! (The Flying Barracudas flew off)....."
  • Ocellus: Ugh, darn it, Gaster!
  • Gallus: "DID YOU SERIOUSLY FORGOT ABOUT THE FLYING BARRACUDAS?!"
  • Gaster: "Hey, she was stupid enough to not keep tabs on her sister, so I figured she would be stupid enough to not go after Sparkle and the others-"
  • Madam Aquarius: "HOW, DARE YOU INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE, INSECTOID?!"
  • Gaster: "Pfft, ya sent the torpedoes with teeth and wings off, what could you POSSIBLY have to intimidate-"
  • Giant Hermit Crabs burst out and had shells they used like knight weapons, clam shells for shields and cone shells like lancers.
  • Shore: "Knight Crabs?! I'm familiar with them?! Seaponies use them as the best guard creatures and mounts!"
  • Gaster: "...... BAH AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA?! GIANT HERMIT CRABS?! SERIOUSLY?! I JUST SHOVE THEM AND THEY FALL ON THEIR BACKS LIKE TURTLES! THESE GUYS ARE NO-"
  • A Knight Crab slices at a rock coincidently shaped like Gaster... It fell apart.
  • Gallus: "You were saying, smartass?"
  • Shore: Yeah, I JUST said seaponies use them in their royal guard, what did you THINK they could do?!
  • Gaster: "....... (Scared) Too, scared, I lost my train of thought."
  • Madam Aquarius: "That's, better. (A Giant Octo-Dragon came forth and grabbed the group) Thank you, Humphrey-Puss. (Smolder and Gallus snickered) DON'T LAUGH, HE'S SENSITIVE!! (Humphrey-Puss growled at them) See? Now, come with us."
  • Madam Aquarius enters the cave along with the Knight Crabs and Humphrey-Puss.
  • Applejack: "..... For the record, Dash, this was YER fault!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "Says Cowpony DO-NOTHING OVER HERE! YA DIDN'T EXACTLY TRIED ANYTHING TO STOP ME OUTSIDE OF JUST SHOUTING STOP!"
  • The Students disgruntledly sigh as Applejack and Rainbow argued.
  • Yona: I just hope Miss Twilight and the others can defend themselves from the Flying Barracudas.
  • Silverstream: Well, if we know Miss Fluttershy, she'll just calm those toothy flying fish down. After all, she's the animal expert.
  • Gallus: "But how often has she encountered Flying Barracudas?"
  • Silverstream: "I-..... Uh... there's no better time to learn how?"

Back in Ponyville...

  • The school was seen.
  • Fluttershy was hosting a yoga seminar with staying students as Rarity and Pinkie Pie showed up.
  • Pinkie Pie: "..... I never thought Fluttershy as the Yoga type."
  • Rarity: "Well how else did she come to ease her nerves in recent days?"
  • Pinkie Pie: "Actual character growth that hasn't been reset for each of her episodes?"
  • Rarity: "..... (Deadpan) Pinkie, you're being "Filli Vanilli" bad again."
  • Pinkie Pie: "Sorry."
  • Fluttershy: All right, everycreature. Now take a big inhale... (The students inhale) And on the exhale, shift into... (A Flying Barracuda was seen peering into a window)
  • Pony Student: Fish?
  • Fluttershy: No, the position you will be shifting to is-
  • Pinkie Pie: "NO?! FISH?! (Points to window as Fluttershy saw it)."
  • Fluttershy: "OOOOH! A Biteacuda?! All the way out here?!"
  • Rarity: "Ugh, this better not be another Buzzord stunt again."
  • Buzzord: "(Comes in) Actually, I have nothing to do with this fascinating display before us! But I will like to open the window so we can get a proper examination! I must understand the biology of this creature!"
  • Fluttershy: "Buzzord, wait, there's never- (Buzzord opens the window and Flying Barracudas swarm in) JUST OOOOOONE!!!"
  • (Icky): "Wow, the Professor was SERIOUSLY ENOUGH OF A DUMBASS TO LET FLYING KILLER FISH IN?!"
  • (Rarity): "And this was before Euri, mind you."
  • Pinkie: (Dubbed as Gopher) SUFFERIN' SALMON, WE'RE IN FOR IT NOW!
  • Rarity: "(SCREAMS LIKE A SPAZZ)?! THEY'RE IN MY HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR?!"
  • Pinkie: "NOW YOU'RE GONNA SMELL LIKE FISH?!"
  • Rarity: I DON'T THINK THAT'S HOW I'M GONNA SMELL GIVEN THESE ARE NASTY CARNIVORES!! AHHHHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! WHERE'S MY BITEACUDA REPELLENT HAIRSPRAY?!?
  • Pony Student #2: YOU SERIOUSLY HAVE ONE OF THOSE?!?
  • Rarity: I HAVE ONE FOR EVERY CREATURE!!! I'M FRIENDS WITH FLUTTERSHY!!!
  • Pony Student #3: SCATTEEEEER!!!!
  • Fluttershy: NO STOP! (They all did that)... (Quietly) Whew, they actually stopped! Crisis averted.
  • Rarity: (Quietly, as her mane had Bitacudas inside it and tear-washed mascara drew from her eyes) Mmmmhmhmmhmhmhmhm!! They're ruining mehehehehe!!
  • Fluttershy: (Quietly) Everypony, these are Biteacudas! Or at least, the flying barracuda class. They respond by instinct. So don't show them you're afraid. Talk softly. And be cautious, their hearing is pretty good. Just wait for them to give up when they eventually need water. They're fish.
  • Pony Student #4: (Quietly) But there's a pond LITERALLY OUTSIDE!!! Even with fish not being smart, they will get the idea to use THAT!
  • Fluttershy: (Quietly)... Oh, yeah... Then let's just do the anti-Biteacuda emergency drill.
  • Pony Student #5: (Quietly) I don't remember that class.
  • Fluttershy: (Quietly) You weren't there, we just need to move slowly. And be careful. They like to give mock charges to try and spook you and alert the entire school.
  • Pony Student #6: (Quietly) How ironic!
  • Pony Student #2: (Quietly) SHUT UP!
  • Fluttershy: Alright, just follow my lead, just as we rehearsed, and for those of you who weren't present, let other students show you.
  • Pinkie: "(Quietly) I love surprise whisper parties."
  • Rarity: "(Quietly and annoyed) You're not dreadfully good at taking bad situations seriously, are you?"
  • Pinkie: "(Quietly) Neither is Buzzord."
  • Buzzord was seen without his feathers and his attire ruined.
  • Buzzord: "(Pained yet still quietly) Lesson learned, flying predatory fish equals pain. (Plops down but the ponies grabbed him before his dropping what cause noise)."
  • Rarity: "(Quietly) Well, at least we know even Buzzord obeys the laws of karma."
  • Pinkie: (Quietly) So how do we escape these hungry little fishies, Fluts?
  • Fluttershy: (Quietly) Follow me! (They and the other students followed her with one of them carrying an unconscious Buzzord)... (Quietly) What are they even doing all the way out in Ponyville? They usually prefer much more humid climates. They couldn't have come all this way just for food.
  • Rarity: (Quietly) Heavens to Betsy if I know.
  • Pinkie: (Quietly) Who's Betsy?
  • Rarity: (Quietly) It's a figure of spee-
  • Pinkie: (Quietly) I know, I just wanted to lighten the mood in the crazy situation we're in.
  • Pony Student #4: (Quietly) I thought it helped.
  • Pony Student #3: (Quietly) Buuuut, I'm with Fluttershy. Why are there Biteacudas all the way out here in Ponyville?
  • Pony Student 1: "(Quietly) Wild theory here, but I think somepony's controlling these things."
  • Fluttershy: (Quietly) Maybe, but why?
  • Rarity: (Quietly) It could be anything, really. Perhaps ANOTHER rogue EEA member?
  • Pony Student #5: (Quietly) THAT wouldn't be surprising AT ALL!
  • Pony Student #1: (Quietly) Then if that's the case, why haven't they caught whoever they're after yet?
  • Pinkie: "(Quietly) Maybe that's because it's us they're after, ya know, spefificly me, Flutters and Rarity? And maybe Twilight if assumingly there's more of them heading to Fillydeplia."
  • Pony Student #1: (Quietly) Then why haven't they gotten you three already?
  • Fluttershy: (Quietly) They're fish. They rely on instinct. They just need to smell us.
  • Pony Student #1: (Quietly) How would they know what you even SMELL like?!
  • Fluttershy: (Quietly) They'll figure it out.
  • Pony Student #1: (Quietly) How CAN they figure it out-
  • Fluttershy: (Quietly) JUST BE QUIET, OKAY?!
  • Pony Student 1: "......"
  • Fluttershy: "..... (Quietly) Sorry, that was too aggressive. I'm stressed cause my yoga session was ruined."
  • Pony Student #2: (Quietly) Yeah, pony, come on! We're all under a lot of stress! Let's get out of here before they DO figure out who's who. (Just as they were about to head out the door, the Bitacudas ended up surrounding it) AW COME OOON!!! (They noticed them with Metal Gear excalamation sound)...... Oops!
  • ???: AAAAHHHH!!! (A pony from another area lured the Bitacudas away allowing the group to escape)
  • Fluttershy: Whew! Give that pony an A+ for taking a big approach.
  • Pinkie: Though SOMEONE'S gotta get her outta there.
  • Fluttershy: Right. Somepony will have to volunteer to get her out. They want US. So, who-
  • Everyone: PASS!
  • Rarity: Wha?!?
  • Pony Student #3: Sorry, ain't no WAY I'm going in THERE again!
  • Pony Student #7: Me either. We go in there, we're FISH FOOD!
  • Pony Student #1: Everypony, it's these three they want! Though granted, if they're trained to be THIS smart, they won't hesitate to attack us to draw them back in.
  • Rarity: "(Sighs), You're all lucky Koningin isn't here, she seems quite against any of you lacking the ability of brave, for reasons I yet understand."
  • (Icky): "And of course that was back before we even knew about her Behemoth issues."
  • Pinkie: "Wait, that hits me with something, where's the other teachers?"
  • Rarity: "...... That's a good question, WHERE ARE THEY IN ALL THIS?!"

Cutaway

  • Koningin: BACK YOU SAVAGE FISH!!! (All the teachers and other faculty were seen being corralled into a room by the Biteacuda)
  • Spiracle: HOW ARE THEY THIS SMART?!?
  • Yakhalla: AND WHY AREN'T YOU DOING ANYTHING, ENTROPY?!
  • Entropy: I'M TRYING, BUT THEY SEEM TO BE BLESSED WITH SOME KIND OF COUNTER-COUNTER MAGIC MEANT FOR DRACONEQUUI!!!! WHOEVER IS CONTROLLING THEM KNOWS DAMN WELL WHAT THEY'RE DOING!!
  • Electross: ISN'T THERE ANYTHING WE CAN DO?!? I'M ACTUALLY OPEN TO ONE OF BUZZORD'S ACCIDENTS RIGHT ABOUT NOW!!!

Outside

  • Pinkie:... Maybe THAT!
  • Rarity: Oy! Of course, they're peculiarly smart for that. PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF CELESTIA, CAN ANYPONY DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT POOR STUDENT?!?
  • Pinkie: AND the faculty?!
  • Rarity: I'm not really worried much about them. THEY can take care of themselves. They've faced WORSE than that.
  • Pinkie: THAT'S-... Not untrue.
  • Fluttershy: "I could try to do something, but I must warn you that this is, kinda my first encounter with Flying Barracudas. I usually only read about them in ocean study books from Twilight."
  • Rarity: "(Sighs), So I'm guessing that means having you talk with those things is out of the question."
  • Pinkie: "But we still have THE STARE?!"
  • Fluttershy: "Well yes, but the key issue is, there's too many for even my stare to cover all at once, and the Stare only works in the right situation, and since we're going with that they're being controlled, they might figure to blindfold me before I do anything."
  • Pinkie: "..... I think I get why the Lodgers get annoyed when the plot disables easy solutions."
  • (Icky): "Well, FUCKING, said!"
  • Rarity: "Well, if all else fails, we're gonna have to find a way to contact Twilight!"
  • Pinkie: "...... Wait, what about Starlight?"
  • Rarity: "I suspect she may be with Spike and Quartz at the moment. Ohhh, I could only imagine the reaction if they saw this."

Outside.

  • Starlight was seen returning to the school with Spike and Quartz and saw what was going on with Flying Barracuda everywhere.......
  • Quartz: "........ That's a lot of fish."
  • Spike: "Flying Fish, for that matter."
  • Starlight: "...... This better not be another stupid stunt from Buzzord."
  • ???: "Wait, I know these fish."
  • Tempest showed up with Grubber.
  • (Icky): "Well she is in the summery, guess we had to find a way to fit her in SOMEHOW."
  • Grubber: "WHAT THE HECK ARE THESE UGLY SUCKERS DOING OUT OF BLACK SKULL ISLAND?!"
  • Tempest: "SHH! But that is a good question..... I knew these creatures behaved too smart."
  • Starlight: "..... Oh pony feathers. Now I need to call Twilight about this, we're gonna need Alicorn magic for this!"
  • Spike: "No problem, I'll get to writing and- (Some Flying Barracudas were charging at the five's direction) BLAAAAAAH THEY'RE COMING RIGHT FOR US?!"
  • Grubber: "I'M GETTING FLASHBACKS?!"
  • Tempest: MOVE!!! (They got into an easy hiding spot to escape the flying Biteacudas)
  • Grubber:... WHEW! Almost FISH food there! AGAIN!
  • Starlight: Do I even want to know HOW you know that?
  • Grubber: Well, when Capper directed us to Black Skull Island when we were after the girls for the Storm King, let's just say it was a PRETTY good diversion. The Biteacudas bit MY cudas PRETTY good. Took us a while to get out of there before seeing your gay rainbow friend's colorful explosion.
  • Starlight: Ugh, she's NOT gay.
  • Grubber: Not that there's anything wrong with that. (Chuckles, whispering to Tempest) That's from Seinfeld! The Lodgers got PRETTY cool stuff!
  • Spike: "..... Well, this is, a situation."
  • Quartz: "I kinda feel humiliated as a dragon that I ran away from flying fish."
  • Grubber: "Again, those fish are NOT fun to be with?! And I was with Tempest?!"
  • Spike: "Also, to be fair, even if I did used fire on those suckers, I have magic messaging fire and, that has often led to awkward situations with Celestia, not gonna lie."
  • Quartz: "Yeah, but it's still the kind of thing older dragons would mock us for."
  • Spike: "Toushe."
  • Starlight: "...... Okay, if we're gonna contact Twilight in any reliable way, we first need to get to something that can do that. And obviously it would be in the school..... But we're gonna have to get, creative, cause CLEARLY flying torpeos with teeth are a problem!"
  • Grubber: "Okay sure, but don't you guys have an animal expert?"
  • Starlight: "Yeah but the fact this is even STILL an issue shows that Fluttershy's no Gaia Everfree, she's not omnipotent to all things fauna."
  • Grubber: "Fair enough."
  • Tempest: Leave it to me, then. I'm a strategist.
  • Spike: Alright, knock yourself out.
  • Tempest: "The best method to get by an enemy force is to exploit their weakness. And what's a key thing about fish?"
  • Quartz: "They need water to breathe- Oooooooooooh. Though how the heck are these guys fine?"
  • Starlight: "I learned about this from Twilight's books. They're basicly like meaner mudskippers. They keep themselves moist with any nearby source of water and would dedicate a certain point to refresh on that. Kinda why these guys are normally ocean bound."
  • Spike: That would work, except for one small but VERY crucial detail... THERE'S A POND RIGHT THERE!!!!
  • Grubber: But THEY'RE saltwater fish, right?... Or... Uh... ARE they?
  • Tempest: (Sighs) They're both. They know how to keep their salinity in check.
  • Grubber: PHAH! Some strategist, am I right?
  • Tempest: I will FEED you to them!!
  • Grubber: OKAY, OKAY, YEESH, TAKE A JOKE!!
  • Tempest: But luckily, we CAN get rid of that water.... Temporarily, though.
  • Starlight: But your horn is broken.
  • Tempest: I never said I was the one to do it.
  • Starlight:... Ohh. Yeah, I DID make a neat fountain on top of Twilight's castle once. I can move that water.
  • Tempest: "Just be careful though. I have suspicions that these fish are not normal. I had always felt like what they're doing is cause of being in service to somepony."
  • Starlight: "Right, that means they'll figure something is up. I can try to do it subtly by using a water to cloud spell. It accelerates evaporation."
  • (Icky): "And YET you need to have Pegasi make a water-nado every time?!"
  • (Applejack): "Same with Winter Wrap-Up: It's tradition."
  • (Icky): Pssh. Tradition schmadition, sometimes things gotta change. Get with the time; it'll be better and easier for you, GRANDMA! (A stomp was heard)... (He did this)
AHHHHH

AHHHHH

  • (Applejack): Next stomp's going RIGHT ON YER CROTCH!!!
  • Starlight: Alright, here it goes. (She got a spell ready and she turned all the water in the pond slowly into clouds)
  • The Flying Barracudas immediately got concerned with this, yet they couldn't see any obvious trace of magic. With it almost time for refreshing, the Flying Barracudas were immediately forced to go to the direction of one of the local lakes, which is farther from the School.
  • Starlight:... So, what now?'
  • Tempest:... Now, the moment we pick up some extra help afterwards, we go to Black Skull Island, find out WHO sent them, and put him or her in their place.
  • Grubber: AAWWWW TART NO! NO WAY I'M GOING BACK THERE!! WE ALMOST DIED!!!
  • Tempest: At least this time won't be for STORM KING! He'd say to press on regardless if we lose our lives. Now, we're doing this for a BETTER reason. Whatever drove those flying fish to attack, we have to stop it. They'll be back otherwise.
  • Starlight: "Good idea. I'll contact Twilight the communicator and warn of something-"

Fillydelpia

  • Twilight: "(Running from a swarm of Flying Barracudas while on communicator) I ALREADY KNOW?! JUST MY LUCK IT'S NOT JUST ME WITH A PROBLEM?!"
  • Starlight: (On Communicator) "Yikes, this is definitely a fish story with twist and turns?!"
  • Twilight: Now's not the time for jokes, Starlight! I expect that from Pinkie?!
  • Starlight (On communicator): "Okay sorry, it's just, when you're used to crazy things happening, ya just get desensitized, you know?"
  • Twilight: "...... Sadly I can't disagree with you there."
  • (Starlight): (On communicator) So just hang tight, we're on our way to respond.
  • Twilight: Then DO IT ALREADY!! THESE FISH ARE NUTS!!!
  • (Pinkie) (In the Narrative): "Silly Twilight, Fish are fish."
  • (Twilight): "That wasn't what I meant, Pinkie."
  • (Pinkie) (In the Narrative): I KNOW, I'M JUST PINKIE!!
  • Twilight: JUST DO SOMETHING!! (She hung up)

Back at the school's location.

  • Tempest:... Alright... I guess it's back to Black Skull Island.
  • Grubber: Ugh! This, will NOT be pretty!
  • The remainder of the Main 6 showed up!
  • Rarity: "Please tell me you bunch were able to contact Twilight."
  • Starlight: "Yes, but as feared, our fish problem found their way to her."
  • Pinkie: "Because of course the plot disables one of the most magically strong of us out."
  • Rarity: "....... I feel as if some of the Lodgers' tropes have begun to rub off on us."
  • Pinkie: I could've told you that.
  • Starlight: "(Rolls eyes) (Sighs)..... It's incredable I lost to you guys once."
  • Tempest: "Even I ponder on how it was hard for me to keep up with these bunch in spite of antics like this."
  • Pinkie: "Main character syndrone. It just works."
  • Tempest: Ignoring that. Let's move.

Black Skull Island

  • Madam Aquarius had arrived to a pit with the group held by Humprey-Puss.
  • Madam Aquarius: "And once the others are brought here, this will be your final destination: forever a captive audience to an Opera Slug."
  • Rainbow Dash: PFFT! Still can't get over that! Seriously, Gaia, WTF?
  • Madam Aquarius:... First of all, Opera Slugs are not even of Equestria, they're from a far away place in the Unsalted Oceans.
  • Rainbow Dash: "True, but I'd imagine that Gaia Everfree can really get around to other lands."
  • Madam Aquarius: (Annoyed roll of eyes) Secondly.... I would advise that you take this MORE seriously!
  • Rainbow Dash: I am SO sorry, but we've been dealing with other EEA scum like you, and it was for the same song and dance: you want revenge because of what our school did, blah blah blah. It's become old hat at this point.
  • (SpongeBob): Isn't this a flashback episode? At that time, all you dealt with thus far are Neighsay rematches and at least O'Hardknocks.
  • (Pinkie): In our defense, we though it was gonna be done with University disbanding the EEA, we were NOT ready for the crazyiness to come. It got old to us FAST! Not helping the hiatus this series seems to suffer.
  • (Deadpool): RIGHT?!?
  • (Pinkie): RIGHT!! The SAF EU has really got to Scroopfan and MSM BAD?!
  • (Tigress): AHEM!
  • (Deadpool): SORRY!!!
  • Madam Aquarius: "But at most you only had trouble from Neighsay, MORE THEN ONCE, and one time from O'Hardknocks."
  • Rainbow Dash: "And already this thing has aged faster then MILK?! (Madam Aquarius scowled)....."
  • Applejack: Rainbow Dash, can you PLEASE not peeve her off?
  • Rainbow Dash: Pssh. It's a classic EEA vengeance-hungry bitch. What's the worse she can do?
  • Gaster: IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION?!?
  • Rainbow Dash: Hey, all this woman has is mind-controlled winged piranhas-
  • Skyceria: "Baracudas!"
  • Rainbow Dash: They're both prdatory fish! Anyway, she has that, an army of giant knightly hermit crabs, a giant octopus with a name that sounds like it came from a foal, AND a giant slug that can't escape on its own because apparently it's NO sea slug!
  • Madam Aquarius: "To be fair, the Unsalted Ocean is not a traditional sea!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "WELL THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT AN OCEAN THEN, NOW DOES IT?! IT'S MORE LIKE A GIANTIC POND THAT IS CUT OFF FROM REAL OCEANS CAUSE OF ALL THE ICE BARRIORS?!"
  • Applejack: "And magic."
  • Rainbow Dash: So remind me again, lady, WHY we should be intimidated when you've likely already garnered attention?
  • Madam Aquarius: If you're trying to pull the same strategy that Tempest pony and her little groundhog buddy pulled years ago, save it.
  • Rainbow Dash: WHAT?!? TEMPEST AND GRUBBER WERE HERE?!?... Oh yeah, Capper said he diverted them here.
  • Madam Aquarius:... Well then I guess I'll have a chat with this Capper person later. I've been working on this long before the EEA disbanded.
  • Applejack:... Why?
  • Madam Aquarius:... Surely Wawa already told you. I have been in love with sea life since I was a filly.
  • Shore: Well, I guess if circumstances were different, Sandbar and you would get along like two fish in a fish tank.
  • Madam Aquarius: Yes yes, Wawa never shut up about the aquaphilic pony who always hung out with a beautiful seapony.
  • Sandbar: She knew about me?
  • Madam Aquarius: Not by name. Anyway-... DAMMIT, ARE YOU DOING EXACTLY WHAT TEMPEST AND GRUBBER DID?!?
  • Sandbar: Maybe we are, maybe we aren't. So, as one aquaphile to another, did you love swimming so much that you... Had moments?
  • Madam Aquarius: OHHH, NO! We are NOT going there!!
  • Sandbar: C'mon, why would you even need to wait? Your pets should be all you need to get the others here to feed your singing slug. So let's not waste the time standing out doing nothing. Watching the sea now is old-hat, and here, it's kinda... Scary-looking.
  • Shore: Actually, yeah. Sandbar loved sea life like you so much, that he almost drowned, TONS of times.
  • Yona: She said so herself when she was teaching me how to swim that maybe he IS a fish.
  • Madam Aquarius: STOP!! I DEMAND YOU STOP!! YOU ARE SOILING MY LOVE FOR SEA LIFE!!!
  • Sandbar: Oh, THAT'S a funnier story!!
  • Madam Aquarius: NO, IT'S NOOOOOOOT!!!!
  • Gaster: PFFFT! Please, Sandy, keep going. I'm sure we'd LOVE to hear your story about answering nature's call the way nature intended. All the sea creatures do it anyway.
  • Madam Aquarius: Stop it this INSTANT!!!
  • Gaster: Hey, I was BEING sarcastic, who the f*** wants to listen to a story like THAT?!... Now let's hear about how he went through puberty underwater.
  • Madam Aquarius: OKAY, THAT IS AS FAR AS I CAN STAND!!
  • Gaster: What, YOU didn't go through puberty the same way?
  • Madam Aquarius: (She magically zipped their mouths) I'VE HAD ENOUGH!! It is NOT your business of what I went through growing up as much as it isn't HIS business! You are absolutely DISGUSTING!... Then again, you're all teenagers, of COURSE people like that are going to think disgusting. I'm NOT surprised. Glad I shut you up before you ruined the sea for me. Soon your friends will be here and I will NOT let you pull another Tempest and Grubber on me!
  • (Icky): "I feel like you guys also adopted our tendency to rattle villains' cages."
  • (Pinkie): I know!
  • Madam Aquarius: "I mean honestly, the sooner the Flying Baracudas come back wtih the rest of your compatiots the better."
  • Silverstream: IF they come back. I mean, it ain't like a FEW of them are gonna show up right at your doorstep. (Tempest and her group showed up)... THANK YOU, KARMA, WE'RE SAVED!!!
  • Madam Aquarius: TEMPEST! How DARE you show your broken-horned face again?!
  • Tempest: I believe you have some FRIENDS of mine.
  • Madam Aquarius:... I don't think you remember the last time you were here. When that cat gave you that wild goosechase and almost got ME exposed of MY beautiful private reserve.
  • Grubber: Hey you should consider yourself lucky. If we hadn't been occupied with the six girls at the time, you would've been CANNED immediately!
  • Tempest: Frankly you should've seen it coming that we were just stalling you so that those Storm Guards could come and save us.
  • Grubber: Yeah, dumbass! HEE-HAW, HEE-HAAAWWWW!!!
  • Madam Aquarius: (She whistled and they all got tied up by the Knight Crabs)
  • Starlight: Oh way to go, Grubber, you stalled US into this!
  • Tempest: I will END you before and if we get killed because of this!
  • Grubber: I thought this bitch could easily be stalled. These guys haven't been dragged too deeply so they had to have done something right.
  • Madam Aquarius: "Oh this is too perfect! Having the sellout and her badger-thing is just a nice bonus to almost having the complete set! All I now need is Sparkle, and you all will be NICE and ready to be tossed into the pit of the Opera Slug!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "As if Twilight's gonna let herself be caught by a bunch of flying fish sticks! There's no WAY they alone can POSSIBLY come close to doing so, and I DARE karma to find a way to make that possible! No really, I DARE it! Twilight can flash them ALL out, in a millisecond! How can she POSSIBLY be taken down, by flying fish?!"
  • ???: I'll tell you how. (Twilight appeared with the flying Biteacudas)
  • Twilight: They made mock attacks to catch me off guard until eventually they found an opportunity. I NEVER expected it since, they're fish.
  • Rainbow Dash:... Ugh! Why do I even BOTHER challenging karma to do the impossible?
  • Madam Aquarius: Because you're an idiot. Now then, since everypony and everycreature is here and accounted for... It's time, for DINNER, AND A SHOW!!
  • Twilight: "Well joke's on you, I was able to make contact to the Lougers, of which will soon come here-"
  • Madam Aquarius: "For it to be TOO LATE IN THE END?! And even then, where will they know to find you? So, SEE YOU NEXT FALL?! (The group were tossed into the pit) (LAUGHS MANIACLY)!?"
  • (Icky): "Well, at least we justified on how we fit in this episode. Late into it as usual."

Chapter 5: SLIMEPRANO!

The Bottom of the Pit

  • The group screamed and crashed into the bottom, as Pinkie bounced into a large pool of slime!
  • The group groan.....
  • Rainbow Dash: "Ughhhhhh........ Everypony okay?"
  • Gallus: "Yes, even from those of us not ponies."
  • Pinkie: "(Head comes out of slime) Ewwwwwwwww! There's nothing but goopity goop goop here, I- (Something grabs her) EEEK?! I FELT A GIANT SLIMY HAND ON ME, I- (Gets pulled in)!"
  • Everyone: "PINKIE?!"
  • The area starts to tremble......
  • Gaster: "...... Aw, crap."
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Conker Live and Reloaded The Great Mighty Poo Song (Uncensored)

  • The Opera Slug rose up holding Pinkie as she struggled as music played.
  • Gallus: "...... Hold up, AM I HEARING OPERA MUSIC HERE?!"
  • Shore: "Why do you think it's called an Opera Slug? That's what they do. Sing Opera."
  • Gaster/Gallus: "....... THIS IS TORTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE?!"
  • The Opening sting ends as Pinkie gets slammed into the giant slug's body!
  • Pinkie: "PLACHHHH?! Ewwwwwwwww, he's so boogery!"
  • Slugg: (Clears throat) Mimimimimi... I am, The Supreme Magnificent Slugg, and I love to give big slimy hugs! A huge supply of slime, All around you feels sublime! How about some stick, you little *SHLORP*?

Out of Song

  • Tempest: "...... You've got to be kidding me."
  • Smolder: "Yeah I wasn't prepared for singing giant slugs neither."
  • Rainbow Dash: What did you think something called an 'Opera Slug' does?!
  • Gallus: I DON'T KNOW, HAVE A CALL THAT SOUNDS LIKE OPERA?!
  • Pinkie: (She got out of the slime) GAAHUAH!! I NEED SOME HELP HERE!!! THIS IS NOT THE PRANKY SLIME, THIS IS THE DIGESTY SLIME- (She was pulled back in) PBUBUBUBU!!!
  • Slugg: Do you really think you'll survive in here? You don't seem to know which creek you're in! Veggies are the only thing that make it through my rear! How'd you think I keep this lovely grin? (Smiles).... Have some more escargot! (Starts firing his slime)
  • The group dodged like mad!
  • Gallus: "WHY ARE WE PUTTING UP WITH THIS?! THIS GUY IS SINGING?! THAT MEANS HE'S SENTIENT?!"
  • Shore: "NOT EXACTLY?! IT'S KINDA LIKE THE SITUATION WITH PARROTS MIMICKING A SENTIENT'S SPEECH?! HE'S ONLY MIMICKING SPOKEN WORDS!? OTHERWISE, OPERA SLUGS ARE SAPIENT AT BEST?!"
  • Slugg laughed after each tossing of slime!
  • Gaster: "WELL, CAN'T THE ZOOPHILE DO SOMETHING HERE?!"
  • Fluttershy: "I'M NOT WELL VERSED WITH OPERA SLUGS, I'M SORRY?! IT'S CAUSE THEY'RE NOT NORMALLY FOUND WITHIN EQUESTRIA'S WATERS, THEY'RE IN THE UNSALTED OCEAN?!"
  • Twilight: WE GOTTA GET PINKIE OUT OF THERE!
  • Sandbar: "MIGHT BE A CHALLNAGE TO DO WITHOUT GETTING OURSELVES STUCK?!"
  • Silverstream: I think I know what to do! You guys didn't happen to bring any salt, did you?
  • Gaster: "WELL SHUCKS, I LEFT MY GIANT SALT SHAKER AT HOME?!"
  • Grubber: "Wow, you own a giant salt shaker?"
  • Tempest: "He was being angerly sarcastic, Grubber."
  • Gaster: Yeah, who the balls carries around a salt-shaker wherever he goes?!
  • (Mr. Whiskers):... Why is everyone looking at-... AW COME ON, THAT INCIDENT WITH THE WAYNE-KNIGHT-SOUNDING SNAIL WAS AN ACCIDENT!!!
  • Shore: Well, there should be salt on ME! I AM a seapony.
  • Sandbar: Mmmmmmmmmm, not sure how that- (They were constantly attacked with slime) DYAAA-AAAH! (They kept dodging comically multiple times)
  • Slugg: Now I'm really getting rather mad, You're like a niggly tiggly *SPLORTCH* little tag nut! When I've knocked you out with all my slime, I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt!
  • Gaster: Your butt?
  • Slugg: My butt!
  • Gaster: YOUR BUTT?!
  • Slugg: That's right, my butt! (Gaster exclaims in disgust) MY BUTT! (Gaster exclaims again) MY BUUUUUUUUUUUUUTT!!!
  • Gaster: "ASKING AGAIN, WHAT WAS GAIA EVERFREE ON WHEN SHE MADE OPERA SLUGS?!"
  • Twilight: "We're gonna have to assume this was another cause of a creature like this being born during her hiberation state and it was just dreamed up one day!?"
  • Gaster: They could DO that?
  • Twilight: Gods can do ANYTHING!
  • Gaster:... Oy!
  • Rainbow Dash: "Okay, ya know, in hindsight, maybe asking that exbert seapony to stay out of it was A BONE-HEAD MOVE?!"
  • Applejack: "MORE LIKE BAD HINDSIGHT CAUSE WE DIDN'T FIGURED WAWA'S SISTER WOULD HAVE US CAPTURED BY FLYING BARACUDAS?!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "POTATO POTOTO?!"
  • Grubber: "WHAT DO POTATOES HAVE TO DO WITH THIS?!"
  • Gallus/Tempest/Gaster: "IT'S AN EXPRESSION YOU IDIOT?!"
  • Sandbar: Uh, back on the subject on how to deal with this guy, I'm not sure if using Shore will salt him!
  • Gallus: Won't that kill her, too?
  • Gaster: "Pinkie looks fine though and she's been stuck on the big eyed booger for a few moments now."
  • Shore:... Crazy idea, I know what we must do.
  • Sandbar:... Nooo, Shore, that's NOT what we were think-
  • Slugg: (Harmonizing) DOOOO NOT IGNORE ME, SLIME MORSELS!! OR I WILL THROW MY SLIME IN YOUR BALLS!!
  • Silverstream: OKAY, THAT DOESN'T EVEN RHYME!!
  • Slugg: (Harmonizing) GET, OFF YOUR LAZY BUTTS!! FOR I AM THE SU- (Vomits slime)... Preme- (Vomits slime again)... Mag- (Vomits slime yet again)... Nifi- (Vomits)... Cent- (Vomits)...... Slugg- (Vomits longer and manages to vomit directly at them)
  • Rarity: SCATTER LIKE GERMOPHOBES!!! (They did so as they dodged the slime comically)...
  • Slugg: (Sings a note which goes so high a sound similar to breaking glass is heard)
  • Madam Aquarius' voice: WHERE DID THAT GLASS EVEN COME FROM?!? (Clicking was heard) What do you mean it wasn't gla-... OH CELESTIA!! EEEWWWWW!!!! MY KNIGHT CRABS ARE NAKED!!!
  • (Icky)/Shore: "I didn't know shells can break like glass."
  • Madam Aquarius: THEIRS WERE LIKE GLASS AND STEEL HAD A BABY AND IT WAS RAISED BY CHITIN!
  • Gaster: "........ And yet Seaponies RELY on these things for GUARD ANIMALS?!"
  • Shore: Hey, cut us seaponies some slack! A lot of what happened is CLEARLY cause of the Opera Slug! THEY'RE VERY RELIABLE OTHERWISE?!
  • Gaster: "Well LUCKY YOU THAT OPERA SLUGS AREN'T USUALLY OF AROUND EQUESTRIA'S WATERS, HUH?!"
  • Twilight: Knock it off, you two!
  • Rarity: (Dubbed as Human Lawrence) What do we do now?!
  • (Pinkie): "Annnnnnnd that's where you Lougers came in."
  • (Icky): "FINALLY WE'RE JUSTIFIED IN THE DISCRIPTION?!"
  • Suddenly the Louger Van crashed into the walls of the Black Skull Island cave and crashed over on some stalagtites while honking La Cucaracha.
  • Lord Shen's voice: "BLAST IT, DODO, YOUR DRIVING AND LANDING IS STILL AWFUL?!"
  • Mr. Dodo's voice: "But hey, at least Kolwalski's Main 6 tracker worked like a charm! AND I THOUGHT I TOLD SOMEONE TO STOP SETTING THE HORN AUTOMATICALLY TO LA CUCARACHA WHENEVER WE FLY IN!! IT'S NOT FUNNY, IT NEVER WAS, AND IT NEVER WILL!!"
  • Nigel's voice: IT WAS FUNNY IN THE MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE!!
  • Mr. Dodo's voice: WELL THIS ISN'T THE MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE!!!
  • Gaster: "....... Seriously-"
  • Twilight: "It's the lougers, don't ask."
  • Gaster: Never have, never will. (The Lodgers came out)
  • SpongeBob: ALRIGHT, WHERE'S THE BADDIE AND WHERE DO WE SHOOT TO MAKE IT CRY LIKE A BABY?!
  • Sandy: Don't embarrass yourself, Sponge.
  • Squidward: Don't give him help to do that anyway. (Laughs) Ahhh, but seriously, who's the baddy? (Half pointed at Madam Aquarius while the other half pointed at Slugg)
  • Slugg:... (Harmonically) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
  • Mr. Whiskers: DAAAAAHHH!! HIS SINGING IS LIKE BRANDY'S AND LOLA'S COMBINED!!! BEAUTIFUL, BUT EAR-RIPPING!!! (He tore his ears off)
  • Shore: Well, we technically had this. Watch and learn. (SpongeBob and Patrick got binoculars and a notebook ready as Squidward and Tigress face-palmed) YAAAAAAAAAAA!!! (She let herself get eaten by Slugg)
  • Sandbar: WHAT THE HECK?!?
  • SpongeBob: SACRIFICING FOR SOME HIDDEN REASON!
  • Patrick: GENIUS!
  • Slugg: (Suddenly, sizzling was heard from inside as he screamed harmonically again) AAAHAHHHH!!
  • SpongeBob: SHE'S DISINTEGRATING HIM FROM THE INSIDE!!
  • Patrick: OF COURSE!!!
  • Slugg: (Pinkie and Shore were seen inside of him and trying to escape and were slowly doing so as parts of the harmony-screaming Slugg were evaporating)
  • SpongeBob: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!!
  • Patrick: (Groans as he was just playing tic-tac-toe on the notes)
  • Slugg: (Pinkie came out of Slugg's butt) AAH!! MY BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTT!!!
  • Private: (Laughed hysterically)
  • Skipper: We've laughed at funnier, Private.
  • Silverstream: I think she's using the salt in her body to harm the Opera Slug from the inside.
  • Sandbar: GENIUS, BUT PLEASE MAKE IT OUT WITHOUT BEING DIGESTED, AND THROUGH THE ENTRANCE!! (Eventually Shore came out from his mouth as she had already done her work)
  • Slugg: AHH, you cursed seapony! Look what you've done! I'm salting! I'm salting! Oh, what a world, what a world! Who would've thought a good little guppy like you could destroy my beautiful sliminess?! Oh, I'm going! Ahhh! AHHH! NOOO! AHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhh... (He completely melted)
  • Benny:... Now that's what I call rubbing salt into the wound. (Dramatic music finished)
  • Madam Aquarius: "...... THAT WAS MY RESERVE'S PRIME CREATURE?! YOU, YOU...... Knight Crabs I-....... Oh right, shelless....... Humphrey Puss- (The Lougers broke into laughter as Humphrey-Puss had his feelings heard and started to retreat)....... Ugh, I should really work on changing that Dragonopuss' name. Well if all else fails, FLYING BARACUDAS?! (The Flying Baracudas swarmed into the pit)"
  • Merlin: "Alakazam!? (Casted a spell that freezed the Flying Barracudas in place)."
  • Gaster: "........ REALLY?! THAT STUPIDLY EASY?! UGGGGHHHH?!"
  • Madam Aquarius: "....... WELL YOU ARE STILL IN A PIT SO-"
  • Suddenly the group teleported top side where Madam Aquarius is.....
  • Madam Aquarius: "........ Uhhhhhhh....... Did I forget to mention I have a souvenir shop?"
  • Grubber: "Who would want to visit a dangerous island?"
  • Madam Aquarius: "...... AW, CARPS?! (Makes a run for it, but then runs face first into B.O.B.)"
  • B.O.B.: "Hi There!"
  • Madam Aquarius: "BLLLLLACCCCH, THE SLIMY SLIMY IRONY?!"
  • Icky: "Ya think that sucks, wait until ya get to Project R.E.P.E.N.T., lady."
  • Skyceria: "Not exactly yet..... You have someone you need to see first."

Wawa's house.

  • Wawa was seen sitting at home when suddenly, she heard a knock on the door, she went over and opened it and saw Madam Aquarius with all of the reserve creatures with the Lougers and School of Friendship troupe nearby.
  • Gaster: "Tonight on Opal Whinny, Sisters Reunite!"
  • Icky:... PLEASE tell me that was a joke!
  • Gaster: "I kid you not, that is a real pony."
  • Madam Aquarius: "..... (Regretful and remorseful) Hello Wawa."
  • Wawa: "(Gets whimpery face)..... WEEWEE?!"
  • Madam Aquarius: "DON'T SAY THAT IN FRONT OF- (The Lougers and Gaster, Gallus, Smolder and Grubber broke into laughter)!....... People."
  • (Pinkie): "In hindsight I guess that's why she prefered to be called by her last name only. How can anyone take ya seriously with a name LIKE THAT?!"
  • (Patrick): TBF, a lot of people tend to have funny names like that these days. People call it the 'Sillynamia Effect'.
  • (Pinkie): I know.
  • (Patrick):... Forgot who I was talking to.
  • Skyceria: "...... I think I can see why you just refer yourself as Madam Aquarius."
  • Madam Aquarius: "Indeed...... I still personally doubt my parents' naming skills."
  • Tempest: Enjoy this reunion while you can, Wawa, because after this, your sister is going to Project R.E.P.E.N.T..
  • Starlight: "But don't worry, they do have visiting hours."
  • Wawa: "(Become concerned)....... Weewee?"
  • Madam Aquarius: "...... I, may had tried to subjugate Sparkle and company to our, late Opera Slug."
  • Wawa: "....... (Sighs to keep calm)....... Weewee, I am, suffice to say, not happy."
  • Madam Aquarius: "So I believe this means you'll be taking our reserve collection back?"
  • Wawa: "(As the creatures go around back to the backyard and into their swimming pool) Yes, cause we're gonna have to pick a new reserve spot. I always found Black Skull Island to be, unsettling as is."
  • Sandy: Wha?! You're keeping your own saltwater reserve creatures, in a CHLORINATED POOL?!? Oh gee, water's water, I guess.
  • Wawa: WHO SAID IT WAS CHLORINATED?! What am I, STUPID?!? It's SEAWATER!
  • Sandy:... Good. For a second, I thought Madam Aquarius wasn't teaching you about that well, let alone your parents if they were marine biologists or something.
  • Shore: "But nevertheless, I would reccommend you see Salt and Pepper, two sea ponies that are about preserving wild creatures too. They'll be nice company for you."
  • Wawa: "I'll consider it..... It's just, it's a shame we couldn't be able to take the Opera Slug back home to the unsalted oceans."
  • Po: "Yyyyyyyeeeeeeeaaaaaaaah, sorry about that. It was, kinda one of those "it or us" situations."
  • Gaster: "It was basically trying to absorb us."
  • Wawa: "But Opera Slugs are herbivores."
  • Applejack: "Yeah but it turned out that volcanic cave islands ain't good for giant sea slugs from unsalted oceans. Not much fer the way of plants."
  • Wawa: But, isn't volcanic soil VERY fertile?!
  • Madam Aquarius: NOT on Black Skull Island. Plus, there's NO chance in hell spores or seeds could even GET on that island to begin with.
  • Wawa: "........ Oh Weewee, I told you that island was a bad idea."
  • Madam Aquarius: "In my defense sister, we agreed that taking that thing to mainland for any large lake or pond was risky as was the reason why we saved that thing from poachers to start with, we didn't want to introduced Opera Slugs into Equestria, you know how those things asexually reproduce."
  • Icky: "Well hey, good on ya on not turning Equestria into Australia, at the least."
  • Krebs: Wow. Racist much?
  • Icky: It's not racist if it's true. They're originated from BRITIAN, and THEY are the MASTERS of hunting s***.
  • Wawa: "I just wanna say this........ Weewee, I'm, sorry if my sadness was why you did this. I'm equally at blame here. I should've kept you closer."
  • Madam Aquarius: "...... Wawa, I, I was the one who did what was done, I-"
  • Wawa: It's still partially my fault you're in this mess. If you hadn't worried so much for my future in the EEA, then none of this would have happened. I should've been much better at charting my own future, so you wouldn't have to.
  • Grubber: Kiddo, what's done is done. The other ponies in the EEA are being pieces of s*** as is. And as two people who had been duped by a con artist cat into going there and having a run-in with your sister in the process, we can agree this trouble between you two has to be fixed.
  • Rainbow Dash: Took the words out of my mouth.
  • Grubber: Well glad we both tend to think alike.
  • Mantis: Get in line, guys.
  • Madam Aquarius:... So... I guess... This is goodbye for now.
  • Wawa:... I really don't like goodbyes, so... How's about... See ya later, alligator?
  • Madam Aquarius:... Fine by me. (They both hugged)
  • Po: (Cried dubbed as the Giraffe from Robot Chicken)
  • Shifu: (Dubbed as Fflewdur Fflam) Oh, pull yourself together, panda.
  • (Po): "I admit I still feel awkward breaking into tears like that."
  • (Icky): "Aw don't worry about it, it's the little things, ya know?"
  • Mantis: Well at least this one wasn't a COMPLETE headache. She has SOME semblance of, for lack of a better term, humanity, inside her.
  • Twilight: That's our friendship philosophy for you.
  • Mantis:... Believe it or not, after all these years, I STILL can't get over that.
  • Rainbow Dash: NOW that finally comes out?
  • Madam Aquarius:... Take care of my creatures, okay?
  • Wawa: "Already on my to-do list, Weewee."
  • Madam Aquarius: "..... Okay seriously, I'm not the only one who feels like we need to change these names, right?"
  • Wawa: "(Rolls eyes playfully) Oh Wee."
  • Madam Aquarius: "Sorry, didn't mean to sour that."
  • Wawa: "It's fine."
  • Fluttershy: As much of a headache as they are... I never thought I'd feel THIS sorry for an EEA member who caused us trouble.
  • Pinkie: I don't think ANY of us did.
  • (Twilight): And so, we sent her to R.E.P.E.N.T, and Wawa was placed in charge of the sanctuary which was immediately relocated from Black Skull Island. As for you guys, well... We were BOTH there.
  • Iago: SUCKS that we only got involved in this story at the last minute.
  • Shenzi: Hey, be grateful that worlds are learning to not rely on us too much.
  • Banzai: Yeah, that's a good point.

Flashback ends.

  • Twilight: "And at the time, I figured that was Rainbow Dash and Applejack learning their lesson."
  • Rainbow Dash: "If it helps Twi, this time we can blame this on inter-dimensional eye monsters...... Weird as it is to say that."
  • Icky: "Oh believe me, this series produced crazier things and it's only getting crazier as we go on."
  • Pinkie: Ain't that the truth?
  • Applejack: "But that doesn't mean we shouldn't set a good example and not get so competitive at everything, Rainbow."
  • Rainbow Dash: In my defense, we've been competing with each other for a LONG time.
  • Applejack: We're teachers for friendship now, so can we PLEASE tone it down? We ALMOST repeated the same mistake as before.
  • Yona: Hey, at least this time I know how to swim.
  • Ocellus: Yeah, you gotta admit, that's a positive.
  • Applejack: That was primarily because you guys did as we told you: use teamwork.
  • Raindow Dash: "I'd-.............. Good point."
  • SpongeBob: Well, story time was great and all, but we may wanna get back to the Dragon Realms. We don't really know if that world needs us.
  • Icky: "Espeically since we priorly established that a certain mobster bear was wasted by unknown violent vigilanties and that it's gonna be in the middle of cleaning up zombie vodka mist. We established that last episode."
  • Lord Shen: "Well I'm sure that problem is half dealt with by now."
  • Viper: "But it doesn't hurt to help deal with it."
  • (Deadpool): Unfortunately, it won't start the next episode.
  • Iago: Shut up, Wade!
  • (Deadpool): (mocking) Okay, Gilbert!
  • Iago: "IT'S IAGO?! GILBERT'S THE NAME OF MY VOICE ACTER, YOU 4CHAN ENCARNATE OF A COMIC BOOOK CHARACTER?!"
  • (Deadpool): "Oh real original, comparing me to a internet troll hotspot!"
  • Icky: "It's not inaccreate though, you're so meta the forth wall breaks before you even show up to it."
  • Lord Shen: "AHEM?! If we are done loittering around here, can we please proceed to-"
  • Suddenly, Pharynx and Thorax crashed into the office!
  • Pharynx: "MOLEMEN?! OUR KINGDOM'S INVADED BY MOLEMEN?! THE UNDERGROWTH KING FOUND US?!"
  • Silence......
  • Icky: "....... Looks like it's another one of those days."
  • Canned Audience Laughter!

Things began to conclude like a sitcom show.

  • Pinkie smacks all that off with a hammer!
  • Pinkie: "Lougers, I know you're used to these things on a daily basis, but maybe TRY to take them more seriously."
  • Icky: "Only because I can't say no to someone with a giant hammer."
  • Thorax: "He's here...... HE'S HERE?!"

Epilogue

Several moments prior....

  • The Changeling Hive was seen....... Suddenly, legions of molemen wearing sunglasses came forth along with a large, Storm King-like Sillouette appearing along side them........ They all have the Storm Clan symbol on the armor......

To be continued......

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