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Watership Drown is the 39th Episode of Season 3B of SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles. The Students engage in another flashback story to talk about the time back when Gaster still used to be new to the school. After a chaotic field trip over a trophy, Twilight has scheduled another for Applejack and Rainbow Dash, the Young Six, and the other interracial students including a new mean Changeling named Gaster, this time, into a rafting trip in Equestria's Gallopio River in the Grand Gallopio Canyon in the San Palomino Desert, where Appaloosa is. This time, the rest of the 7 are present to keep the two from over-competing while Twilight is present to teach about the river's history while the School's other faculty take over. Unfortunately, the trip gets ruined by a sudden swarm of flying barracuda from seemingly nowhere, and attack and kidnapped all patrons of the rafting trip. They are taken all the way to Black Skull Island to be met and confronted with another E.E.A. member, Madam Aquarius, An E.E.A. Chancellor and a lover of water wildlife since a very young age, as well as a past face of Shore. Aquarius is far from being a serious supporter of Neighsay NOR that of the problematic outdated Fear Wars-based mindset most members accepted, and perfectly agreed with those like Yaysay that the E.E.A. needs to be re-evaluated, so it's clear she won't lose sleep of it's disbanding. However, her big problem stems with her sister and fellow chancellor, Wawa Aquarius, who was discovered to be a sympathizer of Neighsay in that, like Twilight, she thinks that Neighsay was a victim of very bad circumstances and not a proven byproduct of a mindset that was in dire need of being replaced, thus leaving her sister into being an outcasted pariah. Thus, Aquarius' desires to threaten the Friendship School are for her sister alone. Thus, she has come to threaten to harm the Young Six and Company for the ultimatum of forcing the Main 7 to close down the Friendship School in wanting to avenge her sister being ruined publicly for being a clear-cut Neighsay sympathizer, even with Aquarius having no love of him herself. She threatens to do this by throwing them into the pit that is home to a giant sea slug named The Supreme Magnificent Slugg, an opera singing Sea Slug monster that flings its sticky slime to it's victims while singing arias, and attaching victims to its slimy body as trophies. Now, it's up to the Lodgers and Tempest, who knows the way, to come to the students and the Main 7's rescue before the students become grossly connected to a regular Slimeprano.

Transcript

Prologue: Another Flashback Episode

School of Friendship

  • Gallus: "So, you Lodgers are gonna be chilling here for abit, huh?"
  • Sandy: "In advance of the inevitable next big bad Equestria might soon face."
  • Icky: "Because alcourse we are."
  • Gaster: "Yeesh, it's never because ya just want a break from all that cross-universal stuff, it's always because Equestria keeps having crazy morons after us. ESPECIALLY ponies from the EEA."
  • Spongebob: "Hey don't get us wrong, we do plenty of bonding exercises along the way."
  • Gaster: "Per example?"
  • Spongebob: "Sure like-..... Hold on, let me get my memory jogged first."
  • Gaster: "Yeah, you do that. (Sarcastically) I'm sure something will come up-"
  • Ocellus was heard screaming!
  • Gaster: "Bright Eyes?! (Quickly charges forth and got to Professor Buzzord's room, and saw that Ocellus was held hostage by a literal giant eye with tendrils) Aye-aye-aye-aye-aye?! WHAT HAPPENED THIS TIME?!"
  • Ocellus: "Buzzord was teaching us how to make interdimensional wormholes and I ended up opening one to some kind of Eye Monster Dimension!"
  • Squidward: "Figures it's because that guy was being a crazy idiot again!"
  • Pang Bing: "And it just HAD to be the Dimension of Disembodied Eyes again."
  • Icky: "Ugh?! ALWAYS THAT DIMENSION?! All those eye creatures always staring at ya, it's freaky?!"
  • Ocellus: "Don't worry, Applejack and Rainbow Dash are trying to fix this!"
  • Gaster: "What do you mean "Trying"?!"
  • Ocellus: "Welllllll."
  • Applejack's voice: "I GOT THIS?!"
  • Rainbow Dash's voice: "NO, I GOT THIS?!"
  • Applejack and Rainbow Dash were being competitive again while fighting ANOTHER Eye Monster, this one redder in appearance as it was emitting an influence was that causing the two to fight.
  • Applejack: "I CAN HOGTIE THESE PEEPERS LIKE THEY'RE NOTHING?!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "YA DON'T HAVE TO OVER-COMPLICATE IT?! A SWIFT KICK AND IT'S DONE?!"
  • Shifu: "...... Oh no, not another Red Eye."
  • Gallus: "Ya mean the one due for Eyedrops? What's so bad about it? OUTSIDE of the obvious!"
  • Mantis: "These guys are SUCKERS for causing anger and conflict with people just from being around them! We often have to deal with these guys realm-jumping into our reality on a weekly basis! They're annoying! We even have to ask Star to get some Realm Jumping Enforcers to help mitigate that! And up until NOW, it was going swimmingly!"
  • Gaster: "Well let ME give these eye guys something to cry about?! (Turns into a giant hornet with a giant stinger and goes after the normal eye monster that has Ocellus) LET BRIGHT EYES GO, LOOKIE-LOU?!"
  • Tigress: "CAREFUL?! THAT'S A SECRET-SEER EYE, THEY CAN SEE YOUR PERSONAL SECRETS AND USE IT AGAINST YOU?!"
  • Gaster: "(Stops)!...... WHAT?!"
  • Icky: "Oh yeah, they were JUST as annoying to deal with as the red eye guys, CAUSE THEY WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT OUR CLOSET SKELETONS?!
  • Secret Seer: "(Looks at Gaster)..... (Creepily) Yooooooou haaaaaaaave aaaaaaaaa cruuuuuuuuuuuuuuush."
  • Gaster: "NO I DON'T NO I DON'T NO I DON'T?! (Pounces into the Secret Seer and beats it up to unconsciousness as Ocellus was freed)!"
  • Gallus: "..... Well, that's settled."
  • Silverstream: "But now we need to help Professors Rainbow and Applejack! (The Red Eye was still making Applejack and Rainbow go at each other!)"
  • Ocellus: "(Gets up) Professor Buzzord was already gonna do that and have my transporter send the eye creatures, back, but.... (Points to that Professor Buzzord was possessed by a smaller eye creature as he was doing this)
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  • Icky: "OH NO, NOT THE EYE-FUCKS?!"
  • Gallus: "Why is that bad-"
  • Icky: "All I can say is, you better be ready for a TRIP?!"
  • As the song picked up, the room began to spin as everyone inside saw random sights of space and the Multiversal Cosmos!
  • Banzai puked during all this!
  • Twilight teleported and saw all the eye monster chaos!
  • Twilight: "....... Ugh! The sooner I can get Buzzord a proactive disaster preventing assistant, THE BETTER?!"
  • Euri: "(Shows up sighing) Don't worry, I got this. (Gets to Buzzord and yoinks the eye-fuck off, everything turning to normal)"
  • Buzzord: "...... What happened?"
  • Euri: "..... Buzzord, lend me Ocellus' transporter."
  • Buzzord: "Oh sure I- (The Red Eye made Applejack and Rainbow Pounce into Buzzord) OOF?!"
  • Rainbow Dash and Applejack began tug-o-waring the transporter!
  • Rainbow Dash: "LET ME SAVE THE DAY AND GIVE EURI THE THING?!"
  • Applejack: "NO?! LET ME?!"
  • Twilight: "APPLEJACK, RAINBOW, WHY ARE YOU TWO-"
  • Ocellus: "The red eye monster's making them act like this! (Points to the red eye)....."
  • Twilight: "...... BUZZORD, THIS IS WHY I AM RESTRICTING YOU FROM DOING PROJECTS RELATING TO INTER-DIMENSIONAL TRAVEL?!"
  • Buzzord: "IN MY DEFENSE, YOU NEVER SAID I CAN'T HAVE STUDENTS DO SO, JUST THAT I CAN'T DO IT?!"
  • Twilight: "I-....... Okay, I CLEARLY NEED TO REVISE THAT?!"
  • Shifu: "BE CAREFUL NOT TO GET TOO MAD OR YOU'LL GET THE RED EYE AFTER YOU AS WELL?!"
  • Twilight got an idea....
  • Twilight: "..... Oh, you think THIS is mad? (Bursts into flames in pure rage mode which got the Red Eye to focus) THIS IS MAD?!"
  • Twilight began to distract the red eye with her anger!
  • Gilda: "(Sees what Twilight's doing)..... (Quietly) Oh I see what you're doing, Sparkle. (Got to Rainbow Dash and Applejack) (Bonks the two in the heads) SNAP OUT OF IT, YOU TWO?!"
  • Applejack: "(Back to normal) OW?!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "DUH WHAT HAPPENED?!"
  • Gilda: YOU TWO HAVE GOT TO BE THE DUMBEST EVER!!
  • Applejack: Wha- That ain't called for!
  • Gilda: You know what ain't called for? YOUR CONSTANT WHINING!!!! (Mimicking them) WAAAAAH, I WANNA HAVE A D***-MEASURING CONTEST EVEN THOUGH I HAVE NO D***!! WAAAAAWAAAAWAAAAAA!!! (This got the Red Eye's attention, and the distraction allowed Twilight to poke it with her horn, and it did this)
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Mariotale - If Mario was in...Undertale.

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  • Red Eye:... EEUAA! EEEEUUUUAAAAAHH!! OOH GOD!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUHUAAAAAAHHHH!! AAAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
  • Twilight: Wow. I thought it'd be madder.
  • Gilda: It's an EYE. How can it BE mad if it's been in the equivalent of having a TACK shoved in your eye?
  • Devon: God that sounds painful.
  • Gilda: Exactly. So, someone PLEASE send these dumb eyes where they came from before we end up having to deal with these eyes EVERYWHERE from now on!!!
  • Euri takes the device and uses it to suck all the eyes back into their proper realm!
  • Gilda: "...... Thank you."
  • Twilight: "...... (Sighs)..... Applejack, Rainbow, my office."

Later.

  • Twilight: "Look, you two, are some of the most reliable and strongest ponies I know. But if there are any major flaws between the two of you ESPECIALLY, IT'S YOUR HYPER-COMPETITIVE NATURE?! I mean, I get it, you two are athletes, but does your competitive nature have to risk the school's safety....... AGAIN?!"
  • Squidward: "This happened before?"
  • Twilight: "In terms of Applejack and Rainbow Dash being too competitive even in a bad time? Yes. And BEYOND what the canon show has shown thus far!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "Come on, Twilight, you're not still sour about that one trip, are ya?"
  • Twilight: "Do you REALLY want to remind me of that AFTER we were lucky to survive INTER-DIMENSIONAL EYE MONSTERS!?"
  • Applejack: "In our defense, we weren't the ones that brought them here-"
  • Twilight: "Oh, believe me, Buzzord's NEXT on my list for a good scolding after this!"
  • Rainbow Dash: For like the upteenth time, I'm sure.
  • Twilight: "Oh, no doubt, but THIS IS DIFFIDENTLY GONNA MAKE ME LOOK FOR ANOTHER ASSISTENT THAT CAN BE AROUND HIM AT ALL TIMES WHEN EURI HAS TO DO THINGS AFTER THIS?! But you two, didn't HELP matters!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "(Sighs), We're sorry Twi."
  • Applejack: "(Sighs), (Takes off hat solemnly) We're sorry. It's the dang thing with the opera singing sea slug all over again."
  • Caster: "....... Wait, what?"
  • Gaster: "Oh yeah, that was a before you thing. Ya see, kinda back when I was still new after that crud about the crazy ostrich guy-"
  • Icky: "Fun fact, this was meant to be your debut episode before ya started to show up out of episode cause MSM liked to have ya as a foil to Ocellus."
  • Gaster: "...... And I thought Pinkie Pie was bad with that weird post-modern talk."
  • Icky: Yep, get comfortable, everyone. We're in for another flashback episode, cause this conversation triggered it.
  • Rainbow Dash: "..... You really saw this a mile a minute, did ya?"
  • Icky: "Well given how quickly that mishap with Eye Monsters was dealt it, all that was obviously a pre-requisite to a flashback episode."
  • Caster: "Hey fair's fair, I'm legit curious now."
  • Twilight: "..... Well, I suppose some reflecting will ease some, recent stress."
  • Applejack: "Along with giving us a chance to think about what occurred."
  • Icky: Alright, are we-... Wait... Where's Patrick?
  • Squidward: "Oh boy. There's nothing worse then unattended big pink buffoons."
  • Icky: "Ugh, okay, let's go find the pink fatass before he does something ATYPICAL of him!"

Patrick's Location

  • Patrick: (On phone) Yeah yeah, I get it, but TFS Nappa surely didn't ask for HIS cool new career. It took his GHOST NAPPA joke to get him far, but me? (The Lodgers appeared and saw him)
  • Lord Shen: (Sighs) Not this again.
  • Applejack: What's up with him?
  • SpongeBob: He's talking with his agent.
  • Applejack: His agent?
  • SpongeBob:... He's got his own show now.
  • Rainbow Dash:... WhaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?
  • Twilight: Seriously?!
  • Squidward: Yeah. That unasked-for Kamp Koral series was bad enough. Now they're gonna CONTINUE pissing on Stephen Hillenburg's grave by making things WITHOUT his permission.
  • Sandy: Not just that, they're planning something with ME too. And lord KNOWS, the OLD MSM would've been groveling for that in the times he flanderized me in his LEGO videos.
  • SpongeBob: Hollywood's really screwing the pooch with us now.
  • Patrick: Yeah yeah yeah, I know, but come on! I never ASKED for this. I just see it as a good charity for the Lodgers, AND- (Phone chatter)... Bigger trailer?! DAILY FOOT MASSAGE?!?... Well, why didn't you say so-
  • Squidward: (Grabbed the phone and make static noises) Uh, kkkkt, we're, uh, kkkkt, breaking up, kkkkkktt!
  • (Agent): I know that's you, Squidward, you've BEEN on the show many times.
  • Squidward: Oh, you recognize me, do you? Well, recognize THIS! (He hung up)... Never liked that barnaclehead anyway.
  • Icky: "Well this totally interrupted the flow of the flashback episode for the purpose of a reference."
  • Max Rabbit: "It is our bread and butter, to be fair."
  • Sam: "You crack me up, little pal."
  • Patrick: Sorry, guys. I just got the call and I didn't want to annoy you guys. My agent can be a little pushy. I swear, we better move this season FASTER than we are now because it's been 2 years since- AHEM well, it's to say that outside of SAF, the canon show's doneso, and MLP G5, AKA EQUESTRIA IN A MORE MODERN FUTURE, is coming to Netflix soon.
  • Twilight: Did you HAVE to say that? In fact, can't we pretend we have no knowledge of that still since we're suppose to be in the Season 8 of things-
  • Icky: "Hey at most Scroopfan only censors out the big things that contridict SAF lore, and even then, G5 isn't exactly gonna be touched by us anyway, so no problemo here.'
  • Patrick: SOMEONE was bound to. So, flashback?
  • Sam: Yeah, we've had enough references for the moment. So, let's get to that squeezy cheese already.
  • Max: Way ahead of ya, pal. (He showed his squeezy cheese smile and an aoogah sound as the stink twisted everything into a flashback)
  • SpongeBob: AHHAHAHAH, OKAY, FLASHBACKS DON'T TICKLE ANYMORE!!!

Chapter 1: Enter Gaster

Flashback to sometime after the defeat of The Winger, also just around after Non-Compete Clause.

  • Skyceria was seen sighing in the hallways.
  • Silverstream: "(Comes up to her) Still copeing with what happened with that Winger thing?"
  • Skyceria: "Essentially. What happened there was, not an ideal way for my introduction to the school. I mean, I'm glad my sister got her wings back and re-attached, but, it's never gonna feel the same again.... In, spirit anyway. In a metaphysical sense, I mean, sister is likely to recover quicker and mentally block this episode to as if it never happened. She does that to every traumatic event."
  • Gallus: "(Heard that as he was walking) Yikes. Imagine doing an adventure with her."
  • (Icky): "Foreshadowing. (Ding, ding, ding) As prime examples."
  • (Gallus): "Yeah I caught the irony, dude."
  • Skyceria: What about YOU guys? What have YOU been up to?
  • Silverstream: Welll, Applejack and Rainbow Dash have been butt-hurt about each other for a while because the Teacher of the Month thing always goes to Fluttershy. Kept saying to themselves that the whole thing was 'rigged' because Fluttershy's a cutie-pie. They said, and thy quote, "It's like an election between a middle-aged mare and the cutest bunny rabbit in Equestria".
  • Skyceria: Damn. Must sting.
  • Silverstream: So, Twilight decided we go on a teamwork field trip. We started with shed-building, Rainbow Dash bum-rushed part of it, THEN startled Yona into demolishing the entire thing, then we went canoe racing, their bickering nothing-sided the canoe, Yona almost drowned thanks to seriously the most DIRECT bad luck EVER involving the STRONGEST BRANCH EVER, Twilight gives them a chance to try out a nature walk for it since no argument could come from it, AND AN ARGUMENT COMES FROM IT, EXCEPT IN REVERSE, we end up walking in CIRCLES, decide to build a bridge even though we said we COULD'VE just flown everyone across, they get themselves STUCK in their own branch-and-vine-bridges making literal jackasses outta themselves, above a river of BITE-MY-MARICOLOUS-DARN-CUDAS READY TO EAT THEM TO THE BONE... Buuuut, it helped us see what we SHOULD do instead of what THEY'RE doing.
  • Skyceria:... Sounds like an average day for them to me.
  • Gallus: "And that's sad that it's normal for this school to always have something go wrong. When it's not the teachers sometimes being dumber then us, things like Buzzord's crazy stupid inventions either going kablowy, summoning something dangerous, or both, it's also that we have to deal with threats on us, whether ancient evils, threats native or not native to Equestria, the E.E.A. goon of the week, or Neighsay."
  • Ocellus: "(Came up) Well, you at least, can't accuse the school of being, boring?"
  • Gaster: "(Was seen leaning on a locker) Buuuuuuuut at the cost that we also have to watch our butts when the "Next Exciting Thing" happens."
  • Ocellus: "(Sighs), Hello to you too, Gaster."
  • Gaster: "S'up Bright Eyes. So, Skyceria, you still having nightmares about that Ostrich Jerk?"
  • Skyceria: "Give, or take, Princess Luna has been, very therapeutic reliving me of those nightmares. Equestrian Ponies are so lucky to literally have one of their rulers be in their dreams like that."
  • Gaster: "Well that's very dystopian if ponies can't even HAVE BAD DREAMS! I mean yeesh, is a pony's purity so fragile that they can't even have a BAD DREAM without it that purity being tainted somehow?!"
  • Sandbar: "(Comes in) That is, largely cause of the Fear Wars. Nightmares, have a bad rep cause of those times."
  • Gaster: "Of course. Everything's justified by an ancient war. Like how Celestia, Luna and their intermediate family are the only Alicorns because some "Kaos Beings" brought Discord's race."
  • Ocellus: "That disposition is why you're here, Gaster."
  • Gaster: "I thought it was because I hated royalty."
  • Gallus: "Within the same range, dude. Hating on royals is an extension to your overall 'tude, dude."
  • Gaster: (Sighs) Everycreature, look, I get it. The Fear Wars screwed up all racial relations, but let's NOT forget they weren't the ONLY one! The griffins STILL got golden s*** from Gold-
  • Gallus: DON'T, YOU, FINISH THAT SENTENCE!!!!
  • Gaster:... My point exactly. And let's ALSO not forget Novo's-
  • Silverstream: PLEASE, don't bring THAT up either.
  • Gaster:... Again, my point exactly. Who knows HOW long your aunt's gonna refuse to let that go?
  • Shore: It's probably because it was HER fault as much as it was Twilight's?
  • Smolder: EVERYCREATURE SHUT UP!! THE POINT HAS BEEN MADE HERE!!!! But, the Fear Wars DID cause things like that! It was every race for themselves ever since, and we couldn't afford to worry about OTHER races. Could you BLAME Goldstone or even Novo for their selfishness?
  • Yona: Pretty sure that's why we're ALL here, in case we got hit in the heads so hard, WE FORGET WHY CREATURES HERE!!!!... Ugh! I swear, I hate talking yak talk outside my control. Uncle Yakbrain is not crazy for yak talk.
  • Sandbar: Look, everycreature, let's ALL take deep breaths here! How's about we let off all this steam in a calm collective manner, with some quality time together, and a little more teamwork practice? It's what Twilight would've wanted.
  • Shore: And I think I know JUST the way...

French Narrator: Later...

  • Yona: (She was being dragged by Smolder to the nearby pond) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! YONA NO LIKE WATER!! YONA NO LIKE WATEEEEEERRRR!!!!! ALSO PLEASE DON'T TELL UNCLE YAKBRAIN I DID YAK SPEAK?!
  • Gallus: Yona, trust us, this is for your own good.
  • Yona: YEAH, SURE!!!! YAKS HAVE NEVER TAKEN KINDLY TO WATER!!!
  • Gallus: And yet you live in a land where WATER'S LITERALLY EVERYWHERE AND ALL OVER THE GROUND, AS SNOW!!
  • Yona: Oh, haha, you think you're SOOOOO funny! Snow's different, it can't drown you to make you feel wet!
  • Gallus: "Well if you're buried alive in an availance, that can COUNT as drowning! And it can just melt to make any wetness happen. But snow and water DO BOTH cause hypophermia, so, there's THAT!"
  • Yona: (Sighs)..... Look, guys, I get you're just trying to help me, but-
  • Shore: But nothing. Yona, what if there wasn't anycreature there to help you outta there back at the ravine? We gotta learn to rely on ourselves once in a while, because teamwork isn't ALWAYS gonna be an option. We may end up separated or lost. YOU may end up drowning with nocreature around to save you. So, like it or not, one way or another, you GOTTA learn how to swim.
  • Yona: NO THANK YOU! I'm VERY good!!!
  • Smolder: "Look at it like this: What if Buzzord ends up doing something stupid and suddenly the school gets flooded into water or turns into a giant aquarium? (Yona thought about that) After all, we can't exactly put it pass the professor that he WOULDN'T do that. Guy's abit of haphazord."
  • Yona: ".... (Defeated sigh), Can I at least have flouties and one of those, circle tube things with animal heads on them?"
  • Skyceria: "If ya mean a pool flout, then sure. We can see this is a babysteps approach..... Like, how I'm suddenly doing so at a newfound fear of ostriches Fluttershy's helping me deal with."

Cutaway.

  • Skyceria was covered in armor before an unsentient Ostrich.
  • Fluttershy: "I already told you, Skyceria, Ozzy's a very friendly Ostrich."
  • (Icky): "Ya know Skyceria, you're VERY lucky you likely had that dealt with before Willy's Wonderland even became a thing. That had a killer robot ostrich in it."
  • (Skyceria): "For the record, I had that phobia long addressed...... But I am feeling less inclined to see that movie now."
  • (Icky): "Eh no problem, you don't meet the age restriction anyway, that movie is basicly FNAF as a freaking gorefest."
  • (Iago): Ya mean FNAF ISN’T a gorefest?
  • (Icky): Well it's to say WIlly's is more, proactive..... And less subtile with the gore factor.

Flashback Present

  • Gallus: Just put the damn floaties on, and take deep breaths… Unless you end up underwater, in which case…
  • Yona: Gee, THAT’S completely reassuring. Gimme those floaties!

Meanwhile…

  • Buzzord: "Are you SURE you don't want to try my hover swimming pool idea?"
  • Starlight: "No offense Buzzord, but, you're kinda infamous for things not going swimmingly at this point, no pun intended, and I can't help but think you'll only go downhill from here on out!"
  • (Everyone but Buzzord): "That is SO painfully right."
  • Buzzord: "Oh fine, only because I haven't even stated yet. But I will keep the plans in the backburner in case there's ever a change of plans."
  • Starlight: "Well thank you for understanding, at least. Now if you'll excuse me I need to see Twilight. (Teleports off)."

Twilight's office.

  • Starlight teleported in.
  • Starlight: "Need me for something Twi?"
  • Twilight: "Thanks for coming, Starlight. I need your help for a new field trip idea."
  • Starlight: "Still sour about the one led by Applejack and Rainbow?"
  • Twilight: "More, or less."
  • Starlight: Well, they seem to have gotten out of it with a lot to learn.
  • Twilight: Yeah, but they NEED better role models. Ponies to learn better from. I mean, more so than Fluttershy.
  • Starlight: I dunno, at least it works.
  • Twilight: For how much longer? (A splash was heard as water spread all over the front yard of the school)
  • (Shore): I DIDN'T MEAN JUMP THAT HARD!!!!!
  • (Yona): SORRY!!!!
  • Starlight:... At least it's a step in the right direction?
  • Twilight: Yeah, that's why I need to start a new field trip for not just them, but the students that were absent on the teamwork field trip.
  • Starlight: And, would this be another teamwork field trip?
  • Twilight: Nonono, I don't want to be redundant.
  • Starlight: Yeah, I wouldn't pile another teamwork field trip over another either. So, what kind of field trip?
  • Twilight: I don't know yet. That's what you're here for. You're my overachieving student of friendship, so, got any ideas?
  • Starlight: "Well, it could be like a fieldtrip to explore more into Equetria's landscape."
  • Twilight: "Hmm, Ideal in theory. Having them more familiar with Equestria's lands would help them better understand the land of Equestria better when they're doing friendship missions."
  • Starlight: "Exactly, like having them be more familiar with how our environment works."
  • Twilight: Well... (Another splash was heard)...
  • (Yona): OH DARN IT, NOT AGAIN!!!!
  • Twilight:... Not ALL of it. Maybe we could arrange a little... More than that. Maybe even... Help Yona with whatever the others are helping her out with?
  • Starlight: I don't know. If something were to happen to her-
  • Twilight: Then the others will save her. There's NOT gonna be a pony-yak war on the horizon because of ONE little accident.
  • Starlight:... You know what? Let ME lead the field trip this time. I know the students just as much as you do.
  • Twilight: "Well I trust you enough for that, but I do have to warn that Gaster is, an assured handful. Sure you're not royalty, but he knows you associate with me, and ergo, would feel incline to take you less seriously as, in his own words, My "Royal Patsy"."
  • Starlight: "Oh, I already got that impression when I had him over my office one time. He is ONE angsty Changeling. Even more then Pharynx was. At least he doesn't call me "Twilight's Little Stooge", like Shenzi that one time."
  • (Shenzi): Hey, that was just some harmless fun!
  • (Starlight): ANYWAY, we decided...
  • Starlight: Alright, it's decided?
  • Twilight:... I guess. Yeah, it's decided. Time for some exploring of Equestria?
  • Starlight: Definitely.

School Front Yard

  • Yona: (She was head-stuck in the bottom of the waterless pond as fish flapped about and kelp was down)... Ow!
  • Gaster: (HE did this)
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SMG4 Mario laughter clip

  • Ocellus: Gaster!
  • Gaster: Oh, come on, I'm not laughing at HER! I'm laughing at the fact that she just KEPT SPLASHING ALL THE WATER OUT OF THE POND!!! HAS THIS WOMAN BECOME SO USED TO SMASHING, SHE CAN'T EVEN HANDLE THE ENVIRONMENT?!? (Laughs hysterically)
  • Ocellus: (Sighs)
  • Gaster: I mean, no offense, guys, but, let's face it, she's JUST not cut out for the water.
  • Shore: Well, at some point, she's gonna HAVE to. There MIGHT be a friendship mission calling her to an underwater civilization, and if she's not used to it then, she may end up failing.
  • Yona: (She got herself out while the group got the water back in the hole with their magic) Well, if that's the case, just turn me into a mer-yak or something... IS there even such a thing out there?
  • Gallus: There's mer-GRIFFINS, so you tell me. Anything's possible in this weird world. At this point, I'd say even flying pigs are real.
  • Flying Pigs flew by.
  • Gallus: "...... (Deadpan) I rest my case..... And my sanity."
  • Flying Pig #1: SORRY, DUDES, WE DON'T KNOW WHY THIS KEEPS HAPPENING TO PIGASI LIKE US!
  • Flying Pig #2: IT'S A CURSE, REALLY!! (They left)
  • Gallus:... Well, that's done it. My sanity really HAS been lost.
  • Yona: Oh, quit your whining, you really should see things like this coming. Glad I won't have to worry about water for the moment-
  • Starlight: (On intercom) ATTENTION, EVERYCREATURE! TWILIGHT HAS HAD ME PERSONALLY LEAD THE NEXT FIELD TRIP OF OUR INTERRACIAL STUDENTS TO... What was it again, Twilight?
  • (Twilight): Horseshoe Bay.
  • Starlight: HORSESHOE BAY!
  • Yona: WHAT?!?
  • Sandbar: MY HOME?!?
  • Shore: OHHHHHHH!!!!
  • Yona: CRAZY PONY MUST BE KIDDING YONA!!! NOW YONA GONE FULL-ON PRIMITIVE TALK!!!! UNCLE YAKBRAIN BE SO MAD!!!! YONA... YONA SMAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!
  • Gallus: Whohohohoa, easy there, Saddle Ranger, they never said you HAVE to go out to water again-
  • (Starlight): TO AID CREATURES WHO CANNOT SWIM, IN THE EVENT A FRIENDSHIP MISSION INVOLVING AN UNDERWATER CIVILIZATION IS CALLED, AND REQUIRES THOSE OF YOU WHO CANNOT SWIM!
  • Yona:...
  • Silverstream: Well, we DID try to tell you.
  • Yona:... Can I please go back to smashing now?
  • Gallus: HOLD ON! (He comically pushed her all the way through forests until finally arriving at an abandoned area)... NOW!
  • Yona: YONA SMAAAAAAaaaAAAAAAAaaaAAAASH!!! (She went crazy and smashed as much as she could, pausing for a bit) Don't tell Uncle Yakbrain I reverted to a primitive yak.
  • Gallus: I won't. Because you're both my friend, and look liable to flatten me into a pancake if I did squeal, so, I have both reasons to gain for secrecy, respecting our friendship, and my desire to not be a griffin flapjack. (Yona went back to smashing)

Later...

  • Yona: NO!!! I WON'T GO, DAMMIT!!! YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THE WATER!!!
  • Starlight: That's EXACTLY why you have to go. What if you're needed on an underwater friendship mission?
  • Yona: What use could I be for such a thing?
  • Starlight: We, can't offer details, that's often based on what the map and the tree believes would be helpful in, and really, cause of that, we just let the chips fall where they may. Just trust us, you'll thank us later.
  • Twilight: Yeah, in fact, Fluttershy started out like you and she soon fell in love with the sea.
  • Yona: That's because SHE'S good with animals. She's got a PRETTY good reason, but I don't.
  • Twilight: Yona, I get it. Yaks and water don't get along. But won't Yakbrain be proud that you at least became the first yak to get used to this sort of thing?
  • Yona:... Maybe?
  • Starlight: "Well yeah. Yakbrain's all about not having yaks essentially be like the prehistoric era of Equestria forgot something."
  • Gaster: "But isn't the reason for that stupidity because they were why the Yakataur was a thing?"
  • Yakhalla's voice: "PLEASE DON'T REMIND ME?!"
  • Yona: "My uncle always like to argue that it's not a healthy way to deal with an anichent and now long corrected mistake, Gaster."
  • Gaster: "Ya sure it's just that and not because he hates being the one smart dude among dumbasses?"
  • Yona: "THAT'S more of a personal gripe! Uncle Yakbrain's reasons are mostly for the good intentions of Yak Kind!"
  • Gallus: "Also, Gaster, do you REALLY wanna tease the Yak Girl who's strong enough to charge through all the walls into the school and still be ready for more?"
  • Gaster: "Okay okay, good enough point."
  • Starlight: "I can see this trip might also be good to give YOU an attitude adjustment, Gaster."
  • Gaster: "Yeah, saw that buzzing my way like Dragon Wasps a mile a minute. Gods know TWILIGHT has a bad enough reputation with-"
  • Twilight: CELESTIA ALMIGHTY, HOW MANY TIMES ARE PEOPLE GOING TO BRING THAT UP?!?... Uh... Ahem. That's irrelevant. This isn't just about Yona OR you. You all need to learn teamwork in other regions of Equestria. Especially those of you who weren't present in the last teamwork field trip.
  • Gaster: Fair enough. If I had to deal with AJ and RD's constant lady-d***-measuring contest, I'd SNAP! Glad I won't have to deal with THAT this time.
  • Twilight: No, but you might if you aren't careful with that attitude of yours.
  • Gaster: I don't need ROYALTY to tell me how to behave appropriately.
  • Twilight: We'll see. That's why this time, I'm coming WITH you.
  • Gaster: WHAT?!? Then, who's gonna watch over the-
  • Twilight: My friends can take care of that just fine. They've handled worse.
  • Gallus: Ohho, I believe THAT.
  • Gaster: Whatever. Yona? Better grow some woolly BALLS, because you're going for a swim!
  • Yona: Ugggggggggghhh!!
  • Silverstream: "Well technically Yaks are not capable of gender change on a biological scale, but I do know of certain fish that can-"
  • Gaster: "It's an expression. I was telling Yona she has to toughen up about the trip."
  • Silverstream: ".... Oh. (Facepalms) Darn it, really need to avoid tapping into my canonical portrayal of being a fish out of water idiot, I'm better than that!"
  • Gaster: "Hey, that's still nothing compared to how Changelings misunderstood things."
  • Sandbar: I for one think my home is a GREAT place to spend a field trip. I actually know the reefs of the Bay inside and out. Me and Shore, we... We REALLY liked swimming when we were kids.
  • Shore: Yeah, the water isn't really bad this time of year. Plus, since the Friendship School opened, TONS'A seaponies have begun to move into the place... More so than before, I mean. So, Yona won't exactly have to worry about us not being there. Seaponies have a conscience to help anycreature who's drowning.
  • Yona: Seaponies or not, I am STILL not-
  • Gaster: OH WOULD YOU GROW THOSE WOOLLY BALLS?! YOU'LL NEED THEM!! You MIGHT need to learn this sooner or later, for the love of HYPOGEAN!!
  • Yona:... Alright, fine! But only because you just keep insisting.
  • Shore:... (Sighs) You and me, Sandbar?
  • Sandbar: Yep, we'll be the ones to help her out in this regard. We know that bay the best out of all of us.
  • Gallus: How? Did you two make out, or even bone, in EVERY inch of that sea floor?
  • Sandbar: Uh, I don't think that's ANY, OF, YOUR, BUSINESS!
  • Gallus: Pshyeh, you two TOTALLY did it.
  • Shore: Honestly, you're just like Gaster.
  • Gaster/Gallus: UH, I RESENT THAT!!!
  • Twilight: (She teleported them all into the train and gave the train conductor all their tickets before teleporting in with them) Alright! Everycreature, Horseshoe Bay awaits!
  • Smolder: Ugh, I HATE it when she does that!
  • Ocellus: Well we WERE sort've asking for it.
  • Skyceria: Yeah, guys, did you REALLY think Twilight and Starlight were gonna let you miss the train?
  • Twilight: "Right now, a quick roll call and-"
  • Gaster: "YOU ALREADY HEARD OUR VOICES, PRINCESS?! Don't waste our time with this uniformity crap?!"
  • Twilight sighed......
  • Twilight: This is going to be a LONG field trip...
  • (Icky): "..... Wow, Gast. You can be a REAL piece of s*** sometimes, ya know?"
  • (Gaster): Shut up.
  • Shore: Uh, Miss Twilight, aren't we forgetting someone?
  • Twilight: "Well sadly we won't know for sure since SOME-CREATURE didn't want to do a roll call! So, we'll have to make due without."
  • (Icky): Pfft, that was just MSM's excuse to ensure what interracial students were present at the time just because he was too lazy to check it himself.
  • (Deadpool): DAMMIT, YOU BEAT ME TO THAT!!!
  • (Lodgers): SHUT UP!!
  • Twilight: Not that it matters. I don't really need to roll-call, I know all the students are present.
  • Skyceria: "Well yeah, we're pretty much present and accounted for. Though Cozy's calling in sick for the day."
  • (Deadpool): "Of which is still a thing cause this entire SAF season is putting Season 8 continuity on a massive slowdown to not let ideas go to waste-"
  • (Icky): I WILL BITE YOUR LARYNX OUT IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP! It'll at least shut you up for a WHILE!
  • Twilight: Well, that's unfortunate, but I'm sure we can make up for it later. Besides, we just need ONE pony for this interracial trip, and that's a pony who's actually more seapony than earth pony.
  • Sandbar: Haha.
  • Gaster: Well, this IS going to his hometown.
  • Twilight: Nevertheless. Come on, everycreature, stop contemplating. Especially Yona and Gaster.
  • Skyceria: I for one would love the smell of salty air.
  • Gallus: If it doesn't make us throw up with the smell of something else.
  • Skyceria: IS RUINING THE MOOD WHAT YOU'RE GOOD AT?!
  • Gallus: At least I'm not as bad as GASTER!
  • Skyceria: "Well it's not to say you're not being a negative nancy of YOUR OWN RIGHT AND-"
  • Twilight: Ahem!
  • Skyceria:... Shutting up!
  • The group were seen heading off to get ready, the group were watch by a single flying baracuda with pterosaur wings watching them leave.... It flew off.

Unknown Cove.

  • A Pony Silhouette was seen being surrounded by swarms of flying barracudas, yet these creatures are also not threatening her..... The single Flying Barracuda from before flew in and landed next to the single pony entity, and squacked in her ear.
  • Pony Silhouette: "So Sparkle is going on another trip, eh? Then my dear pets, the time is now to make use of this. Wait for them there at where their trip will head them, get them at the right time, and bring them, to me in Black Skull Island! (The Flying Baracudas flew off).... I love how my mastery of communicating with denizens of the sea has paid off. (The Silhouette approached a large pit)..... Soon, my most favorite pet of all..... You'll make a GREAT example out of the faulty princess of friendship yet, and avenge my poor sister! (Laughs sinisterly as eyes glew from the pit)."
  • (Deadpool): "Ominous foreshadowing-"
  • (Icky): "THAT'S IT?! BUBBHA, HELP ME GET MY JURRASSIC PARK FREAK-ON ON THIS JACKASS?!"
  • (Bubbha): "Gladly! (The sound of Icky and the raptors attacking a wimpily squealing Deadpool was heard)"

Chapter 2: School of Friendship Field Trip

Horseshoe Bay

  • Twilight and Starlight were helping the students gear up.
  • Twilight: So, everycreature ready?
  • Gaster: So, uh, what ARE we gonna be doing here besides what you just said about Yona needing to learn how to swim?
  • Twilight: Well, glad you asked, because on our way here, I have already compiled a list.
  • Silverstream:... YOU, compiled a list? NOT Spike?
  • Twilight: Yeah, I figured Spike needed some time off.
  • Smolder: Good for him. Dragons may be tough, but even THEY need breaks. We can't breath fire forever, you know.
  • Gallus: If she knows, why are you telling her?
  • Smolder: It's CALLED a reminder, dingus!
  • Twilight: AHEM!... (Deep breath)... Alright. (She took out the list)... Yona, Sandbar, and Shore will go out to the bay and... You know.
  • Yona: If I drown, and that's a slight IF, then it's on you! Uncle Yakbrain will never let you hear the end of it, never mind what Uncle Rutherford would be like!
  • Twilight: "We, already learned from personal experience of what him being mad is like. Believe us. I'm still haunted about how incompetent I actually was with representing Equestria."
  • Silverstream: (Breaths through teeth)... Yeah. What do the rest of us do?
  • Twilight: Well YOU can explore the underwater setting of the bay and see what you can do for them. But Ocellus is coming with you.
  • Ocellus: Me?
  • Twilight: AND Gaster.
  • Gaster: Say what?!
  • Twilight: You two can shapeshift into seaponies.
  • Gaster: I prefer a SEA CHANGELING!
  • Twilight:... Oh, yeah, I forget there WERE Sea Changelings since Equantica. But no, I'd rather not try that form. I don't know what kind of reputation they have yet.
  • (Rhabdom): Mmm, then you're glad you came across ME after this little adventure.
  • Twilight: So, just stick to a form more... Presentable.
  • Gaster: Whatever.
  • Twilight: As for Gallus, Smolder, and Skyceria, you guys can check out the town.
  • Skyceria: Why not? Couldn't hurt.
  • Smolder: "Hold up, just realised something, where's Quartz!?"
  • Starlight: "She's staying with Spike."
  • Smolder: Wh-why?
  • Gaster: Ain't it obvious? She made it clear since the time of that crazy ostrich that she kinda has the hots for the Princess's little stooge.
  • Twilight: "Please don't call Spike a Stooge, Gaster."
  • Gaster: That's what he is to me.
  • Twilight:... (Sighs) Well, if you MUST know, Quartz is with Spike because she's not ready for things like this.
  • Silverstream: What do you mean? It's just a field trip.
  • Gallus: Silvy, if you have to ask, you haven't learned ANYTHING. You know how this works. We may end up with-
  • Silverstream: Oh, get off that high branch and think positively for a change.
  • Gallus: I'm a griffin.
  • Silverstream: So? Is that supposed to make you a grump, or excuse it? C'mon, it's not like bad things like what occured before happen, EVERY TIME! Even KARMA needs a break from this because it gets so BOOOOOOORING!
  • Gallus: Don't ask for any miracles. You've been stuck underwater for who knows how long, and-
  • Silverstream: It wasn't THAT long, actually.
  • Gallus: "Well depends, how long ago did Stormy showed up?"
  • Silversteam: "...... Within, recent years?"
  • Gallus: "HOW, recent?"
  • Silverstream: "......."
  • Gallus: "...... I rest my case."
  • Silverstream: "OH TO BE FAIR, IT'S NOT LIKE WE WERE BANISHED TO THE MOON FOR A THOUNDSON YEARS?!"
  • Gallus: Well, regardless, the saltwater must've been bad for your brain.
  • Twilight: THE POINT BEING, Quartz is just a baby. Yeah, she and Spike are roughly adolescent in pony years, but in dragon years, they're still babies, because dragons have a RIDICULOUSLY-LONG LIFESPAN! They can live for THOUSANDS of years. Their growth rate is very slow.
  • Gaster: "Which is why it's awkward for Spike to have the hots for Rarity-"
  • Applejack: "OH FOR PETE'S SAKE, THAT JOKE'S OLDER THEN GRANNY SMITH, CAN WE DROP THAT ALREADY?!"
  • (Rarity): "Thank you for defending my honor at that time, Applejack."
  • (Applejack): "Ain't nothin', I do legit felt like that song and dance is older then Granny."

Sweet Apple Acres

  • Granny Smith:… Eh? Feels like I’m bein' insulted and compared to an over-used joke.

Horseshoe Bay

  • Twilight: Alright, everycreature, go out, get some teamwork done, and most importantly, have fun.
  • Gallus: Oh we will.
  • Gaster: Yep. We certainly will.
  • Ocellus: C’mon, Gaster. Let’s go! (She grabbed his leg, and it ended up making him blush hard as he was dragged away)
  • Yona: I’m still not comfortable with this.
  • Shore: That’s okay. You’ll get the hang of it.

Bay

  • Yona: (Sandbar was swimming with strokes)… That might be easy for YOU, but I’m too bulky for that.
  • Sandbar: Then just do it the easy way. Dog paddling.
  • Yona: *Sigh* Can’t I just become a mer-yak or whatever?
  • Shore: Nope. That’s not always going to be available and like Fluttershy’s old merpony form, it could be stripped away. We have to start the normal way first, just in case.
  • Yona:… I suppose that makes sense, but-
  • Sandbar: C’MOOOON, Yona, it’s just water. Besides drowning, and… A few other things, it never killed anycreature.
  • Yona: Easy for YOU to say, you’re like OBSESSED with the water. You and Shore like to get inappropriate in it. So you’ve got to be the swimming champion of Horseshoe Bay.
  • Sandbar: Actually I am.
  • Yona:… Hardy har har. I was joking about that you know, that wasn't meant to turn out true! Alright, just… Let me take baby steps. (She got out a floaty and water wings)… (Deep breath)… (She tried to get in the water, but it felt like a magnet was keeping her on the boat)
  • Shore: Wow. THAT was hard to watch.
  • Yona: I just can’t do it!
  • Shore: Then allow me!
  • Yona: WAIT WAIT, NO, I’M GOOD- (She was tilted straight into the water with a large splash and panicked for a little bit)
  • Sandbar: Remember, Yona, deep breaths.
  • Yona: Uh, yeah, I’m in the WATER here! (Beneath the surface something was coming towards them and a shark appeared)
  • Shark: RAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!
  • Yona: (Screams like a man) YONA HATE WATER, YONA GO BACK TO BOAT!!!! (She held onto Sandbar’s head and sank him into the water)
  • Gaster: (He was revealed to be the shark as he changed back into his seapony form) HAHAAA, I’m just f*****g with you, Yona.
  • Yona: (As Sandbar underneath her was frantically blowing bubbles) BY YKSLER’S BEARD, GASTER, ARE YOU TRYING TO GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK?!?
  • Gaster: It’s just a prank, sis. I have to fight boredom of this field trip SOMEHOW... Uh... Are you... Farting? Because if so..... EEEEEEWWWW!!!!
  • Yona: What? Oh no, that’s just Sandbar...... THAT'S JUST SANDBAR?! OH CRUD SNOW?! (She let him go as he gasped heavily for air coughing) SO SORRY!!!
  • (Mr. Whiskers): Why didn’t he become a seapony?
  • (Brandy): He didn’t HAVE that ability yet, pellets-for-brains.
  • (Mr. Whiskers): Oh, right. Sorry, we hardly touch on this since- Ahem! Ya know.....
  • Sandbar: What the HECK, Yona?!?
  • Yona: Hey, blame Gaster here!
  • Sandbar: (Sighs) Gaster, that was really uncool.
  • Gaster: Oh, suck a polyp.
  • Shore: You’re not HELPING!
  • Gaster: "Yeesh, it's just a prank, guys."
  • (Icky): "Good to note that being an asshole prankster is not just Caster and Buster's thing."
  • (Gaster): Uh, yeah. Family leaves a PRETTY good impression, and that's KINDA the point.
  • Yona: Pranks aren't ALWAYS funny, Gas. ESPECIALLY the inappropriate ones. Just don't do that again! You wouldn't be able to live it down if you nearly drowned me.
  • Gaster: Pfft, like I would INDIRECTLY drown you even if I indirectly tried.
  • Yona: Don't jinx it! Just go!
  • Gaster: Fine! At least you're not as demanding as my parents. (He went back into the water and met back up with Ocellus)
  • Ocellus: Gaster! Were you pranking Yona?
  • Gaster:... Noooooooo.
  • Ocellus:... You have, bar none, the WEAKEST subtlety, EVER!
  • Gaster: OH, GIVE ME A BREAK, IT GETS BORING DOING THIS KINDA STUFF!!
  • Ocellus: What's so boring about a little dive? Look at this place. Seaponies really made a paradise here. I'm actually surprised Sandbar can withstand the pressure down here when visiting Shore when they were kids, let alone have the lung capacity to even MAKE it here, OR EVEN THE CAPABILITY TO KEEP HIS BUOYANCY FROM BEING A PROBLEM!
  • Gaster:...
  • Ocellus:... Sorry. Just started thinking about it too much.
  • Gaster: Clearly. And that what school does to ya. Makes ya over-think things.
  • (Icky): "Among other things, but that would risk being political and in spite that slipping in the past, we'd rather not go there."
  • Ocellus: "To be fair, the point of schools is to learn, Gaster."
  • Gaster: Well, DUUUuuuUUUUH it is, you stupid bug!
  • Ocellus: Rude!
  • Gaster: It's just, too much thinking can be a problem. Just take a look at Twilight during her most STRESSFUL moments, AND the times her head got the better of her.
  • Ocellus:... Touche.
  • Gaster: Darn right touche. So, are we doing this crap or what? Let's let Sandbar jerk off with Shore while Yona watches, while we-
  • Ocellus: Was that ribald REALLY necessary?
  • Gaster: Hey, for some reason, people keep doing that.
  • Ocellus: Well we ARE teenagers.
  • Gaster: EXACTLY!
  • Ocellus:...
  • Gaster:... Ahem. Not that there's anything wrong with... You know... Uhehehe, let's go.
  • Ocellus: "...... I honestly don't know what to make of you, Gaster."
  • Gaster: "Story of my life. (Sighs), People don't always know what to do with me."
  • The duo swam off.

Fillydelphia Streets

  • Gallus:... Wow, this place is boring.
  • Skyceria: Agreed. These ponies don't have ANYTHING exciting to do around here?
  • Smolder: I say we teach them how to have a PARTY!
  • Skyceria: Whoa, let's not be my SISTER right now. Let's just, do what friendship students do best. And, we gotta stick together for this one.
  • Gallus: "I kinda have to agree. Even if this is a pony place, cities can have some rough characters hiding in the corners. And we know for a fact ponies aren't immune to bad eggs if the E.E.A. chumps are anything to go by."
  • Smolder: Pfft. We can handle any buttholes who try to mess with u- (Suddenly everything stopped)
  • (SpongeBob):... Why'd we stop?
  • (Deadpool): Hey, guys! I know I'm pushing my camio limits abit here, but I just heard news that Boy Sora just got into Super Smash Bros!
  • (All Lodgers):... WE KNOW!
  • (Deadpool): Wha?
  • (Po): Just because Kairi's life and story arc in the series is complete, doesn't mean we're just RETCONING her! We've known for a while. The only reason we didn't brought it up cause it would DISTRACT from the episode! But hey, I guess good for you for bringing up now cause that was what X wanted.
  • (Boss Wolf): But otherwise, you seriously interrupted the episode, to tell us, THAT?!?
  • (Deadpool): "..... I mean, good on you guys for trying to avoid your normal habits of not having focused plots, it's just, I thought you'd be more excited."
  • (Icky): "Hey don't get us wrong, good for Boy Sora being able to appear and that Nintendo was able to get Disney to okay it! It's just the excitement for that already happened OFF-CAMERA?!"
  • (Deadpool): "D'oooooow, you misfits take the fun outta everything! Ain't it a wonder why a lot of your enemies can't stand you!"
  • (Icky): "I'M SURE IT STEMS BEYOND THAT, WILSON?!"
  • (Deadpool): "Ya guys could've at least give a half-assed cheer or something and pretend it was big news at the least! At least give me something worth disrupting the plot?!"
  • (Duke): UGH! That tears it! Next time you eavesdrop, I'm gonna have Gazelle tear you apart so badly, it'll be the most unpleasant regeneration of your LIFE!
  • (Deadpool): Then do it, Weasy! (Gazelle came and immediately did that as he let out comical screaming noises)... Whyyyyyyyyyyyy?
  • (Duke): Hey, you asked for it.
  • (Gaster):... Ahem, now as we were saying before we were so RUDELY interrupted...
  • Smolder: (Scene replays) Pfft. We can handle any buttholes who try to mess with us.
  • ???: "Um, excuse me?"
  • A Shy Aqua-Themed Pony showed up.
  • Smolder: "..... (Quietly at the others) Don't worry, I think that's just a resident Fluttershy this place has."
  • Skyceria: "(Rolls eyes at Smolder's comment)..... May we, help you ma'am? We're students of the School of Friendship."
  • Aqua-Themed Pony: "...... My name is Wawa Aquarious- (Gallus and Smolder broke into laughter!). (Shyly) I know, I know, my name is stupid, I'm sorry for having it."
  • Skyceria: "(Sternly) GALLUS, SMOLDER?! (At Wawa) I'm sorry about these two, they're trying to learn modesty."
  • Gallus: "Tch, ya think we're bad, imagine how Gaster would've reacted. He'd laugh his bug-horse butt off."
  • (Gaster): "Spoiler alert, that name does get to me. I mean, what were her parents thinking-"
  • (Rarity): "We get it, we ponies have an odd naming convention. Let, it, kindly, go."
  • Skyceria: "But still, it'd be nice to not be as BAD as he is, guys. (At Wawa) Try to take what they say with a grain of salt. You were asking for something?"
  • Wawa: "...... I've, been looking for my older sister for some time now. I haven't seen her ever since this group I wanted to join, disbanded. I would've been able to do good things for that group."
  • Gallus: "Well tough break about your sister, but-"
  • Wawa: "Please, it's important I find her! She took the entire collection of our family's private ocean reserve and went somewhere I can never find her. I'm worried she may be distressed about losing her job in that group since the disbanding cause of..... Unpopular opinions."
  • Smolder: "Wait a minute, what group did you say it was gonna be?"
  • Wawa: "(Uneasy) I, can't say, cause, I'm worried you'll hate me before you know me."
  • Skyceria: "A moment, Miss Wawa. (Takes Gallus and Smolder to a huddle)......."
  • Gallus: "(Quietly) I'm calling it, she and her sister our this week's E.E.A. headaches."
  • Skyceria: "(Rolls eyes) Look, I can't speak for her sister, obviously, but Wawa doesn't look much of an E.E.A. pony."
  • Smolder: "(Quietly) Obviously because she was lucky not to be indoctrinated to be a bigot yet!"
  • Skyceria: "(Quietly) A fair technicality, but still! Miss Wawa may've been someone who would've been a good member like University is. It's only fair to give her the benefit of the doubt. Also, she clearly wants to keep her sister from doing something bad, and ergo, it might do good to circumvent that."
  • Gallus: "...... (Quietly) Ohhhh I get ya. We nip this E.E.A. problem in the bud before it starts. Good thinking."
  • Smolder: "(Quietly) But I think we need to play dumb to the fact we know this, cause clearly she'll Fluttershy-Out on us if we say we know."
  • (Fluttershy): "Can we please not turn that into a phrase?"
  • (Icky): "Why not, ya do it to Twilight and her freak outs-"
  • (Twilight): Moving on!
  • Skyceria: (Goes back to Wawa) Wawa, if you don't want to tell us, that's fine, we won't pressure you.
  • Wawa: "Thank you for understanding."
  • Gallus: "Okay, so, where did you last seen your sister?"
  • Wawa: "Again, she took our family's entire ocean reserve creatures, including the entire flock of Flying Baracudas with her. She last said she was going to the sea port."
  • Smolder: "....... Flying, Barracudas?"
  • Wawa: "Oh, yes. The Ocean Equivalent to Flying Piranhas."
  • Smolder: "....... Damn, nature in Equestria, is f*****g scary."
  • (Icky): "Respect. I mean seriously, what DRUGS was Gaia Everfree on for making FLYING, BARACUDAS?!"
  • (Pinkie): "I don't think Alicorns even take drugs."
  • (Icky): I think we both know THAT'S a lie.
  • (Pinkie): No, seriously, they don't.
  • (Icky): You don't know that.
  • Smolder: Anyway, where specifically did you last see her?

Later...

  • Smolder:... This is the dock where she left?
  • Wawa: Yes.
  • Smolder:... And how long ago was that?
  • Wawa: "I, admit I had been crying for some time now. My best guess that she's been gone since the same day the group disbanded. I noticed it when I finally stopped crying."
  • Skyceria: "Yikes. That could mean she could be somewhere else."
  • Gallus: "Okay, does she normally have her own boat, or does she use a traveling service."
  • Wawa: "We both normally share the same vessel: The S.S. Sea Angel."
  • Gallus: "Figures."
  • Skyceria: "Not yet. What does the boat look like?"
  • Wawa: "We painted it as blue as the ocean itself and made the sails look like angel wings."
  • Smolder: "Ya really wanted to oversell that name, did ya?"
  • Gallus: "Well, kinda good news, I don't see any boat that looks like that, so clearly that means she did skip dodge."
  • Skyceria: "Would you happen to know where she would go?"
  • Wawa: ".... My best guess would be Black Skull Island, the site where she keeps a very rare creature from the Unsalted Oceans: An Opera Slug."
  • Gallus: "Opera, Slug?"
  • Smolder: "Unsalted Oceans?"
  • Wawa: "A very far away ocean where there's no salt and much beyond Equestria's Borders. Opera Slugs are not usually found here cause, salt hurts them. Ironic for being a variant of a sea slug."
  • Gallus: "Yet how the HECK did she ever get something like that all the way over here?!"
  • Wawa: "She saved it from poachers of a far away land that were transporting it here to sell to a black marketer. She kept it in Black Skull Island ever since."
  • Skyceria: "Anything we should know about Opera Slugs?"
  • Wawa: "Oh, by all means they're vegetarian, but, they REALLY like captive audiences to expose them to their opera arias. So, they have been known to stick would-be listeners to their bodies and place them in a dependent symbiotic relationship where the audience are made to absorb nutrients of the Opera Slug's meals."
  • Gallus: "..... Ooooookay, good that it's not a typical dangerous monster, bad because, EWWWW?!"
  • Smolder: Not to mention the most ridiculous I've heard of since the Ouroboros.
  • Skyceria: "But at least we have a spot to go on. We'll have to report to Twilight about this so we would be able to have this settled on the island, cause, we don't exactly have permission to go to a far away island on our own, especially if like a place she's not familiar with."
  • Wawa: "Understandable. Thanks for helping."
  • Skyceria: Not a problem.
  • Smolder: You can wait here until we get back.
  • Wawa: Okie-dokie. (She sat)

Meanwhile...

  • Sandbar: NO NO NO NO NO!! (Yona was still learning how to swim) What was THAT?! You're supposed to paddle through the water, NOT make yourself SINK faster! We're not NEARLY at THAT part yet.
  • Yona: Come on, this is my FIRST time trying this kind of thing. I would really prefer being a meryak of sorts.
  • Shore: And again, that's not always going to be an option. You HAVE to learn to SWIM before actually becoming a meryak, assuming that's a thing. You need to be prepared for the MANUAL stuff before you actually get to the GOOD stuff, otherwise what're you going to do if it's lost?
  • Sandbar: She's right, Yona. After all, I had to learn to hold my breath for a VERY long time before I started dating Shore at her own place, or even lasting long enough to visit her.
  • Yona: And exactly HOW long have you managed it?
  • Sandbar: My best record is 5 minutes.
  • Shore: Yeah. He's got lungs of steel, and I've even heard him screaming them off at his most frustrated moments.
  • Yona: Well good for you, but I can't even see MY own legs without first looking at the wool covering it! I'm almost like a rock. I'm just not BUILT for this. I'm built more for smashing things, and even then, Yakbrain taught me better than that, and even THEN, I'm still a yak by heritage, so of course I'm gonna go ape s*** on-
  • Shore: Alright, alright, we get it, okay? Just, try!
  • Yona: I have!
  • Shore: HARDER! It's just like walking, except in the air. It's so easy even a FILLY can do it.
  • Yona: Not for a CALF.
  • Shore: CAN YOU JUST DO SOMETHING?!?
  • Yona: Alright!... (She ended up spinning around many times comically)
  • Shore: Wow. Your balance is ridiculous. You have GOT to control your buoyancy.
  • Yona: How?!
  • Shore: Let me put this as simply as I can: If you manage to hold your breath, you become more buoyant, so you'll be able to float. Think of THAT as some kind of lifeline.
  • Yona: Okay.
  • Shore: So, if you're stranded out in water, just keep your breath steady and you'll just float, even without water wings. Speaking of which, you'll need to be removing those soon.
  • Yona: Oh, how wonderful.
  • Shore: So let's just start with not panicking when out in water. The more you panic the more your chances of drowning are. So, just, don't panic.
  • Yona: I don't think I can-
  • Sandbar: Yes you can! Just take deep breaths, like we told you at the last field trip. Don't move like a crazy animal. Stand completely still.
  • Yona: But what if Gaster jumps me again?
  • Sandbar: He's not gonna if he doesn't want to get detention again.
  • Shore: So... You ready?
  • Yona: No!
  • Shore: Good. Now stand still.
  • Yona: (She did that)... (She flipped over, and panicked, getting the two to flip her back up)... WHAT?!
  • Shore: Like I said, control your buoyancy! Keep yourself steady! Try again!
  • Yona: (She did it again)... Hmmm... Hey... I'm doing it.
  • Sandbar: Way to go!
  • Shore: Now to get those water wings off.
  • Yona: WHOA, ISN'T THAT A LITTLE TOO SOON?!
  • Shore: Relax, drama queen, we're right here beside you. (They took the water wings off) We'll let you go when you're good and ready.
  • Yona: Okay. Just... Don't let go!
  • Sandbar: We won't! Now keep still. Do what you've been doing.
  • Yona: Doing it!
  • Shore: Alright. We're letting go on 3. 1...
  • Sandbar:... 2...
  • Shore/Sandbar: 3! (They let go, and Yona didn't sink)
  • Yona:... (She heard her own heart beating but she took deep breaths)... Steady... Steady... Not a movement... C'mon, Yona, be strong like you always are! It's just water! The stuff that snow is made from, and you live WITH snow! If anything, this is, WET SNOW! Anyone can swim.... Just... Stay... Calm!... Calm!...
  • Sandbar: See? You're doing it!
  • Shore: Bronze star! Now, see if you can try the paddling thing again. It's just like walking.
  • Sandbar: Yeah. Like this. (He dog paddled)
  • Yona: Ugh, I feel SO embarrassed here. I feel like a calf being taught how to smash.
  • Shore: Everyone does their first time, now PADDLE!
  • Yona:...
  • Sandbar: (Deep breath) Okay, let's start you off, then. (Sandbar and Shore held her as she got the hang of it)... Alright... 1...
  • Shore:... 2...
  • Sandbar/Shore: 3! (They let her go as she was actually swimming)
  • Yona:... Holy cow! I... I'm doing it! I'M SWIMMING!!! HAHA!!! I'M F*****G SWIMMING, AND NOTHING CAN STO- (She hit a rock and sank, as the two got her back to the surface)... Who put that rock there?
  • Sandbar: Someone who doesn't like yaks much, probably. (Shore laughed) So, yeah, can you try that again?
  • Yona:... Actually, yeah. (She continued paddling)... Oh my Gods! It was THAT easy!!
  • Sandbar: Yeah, we told you. But the REAL hard part is swimming IN the water. Which is really the ONLY real reason you should be swimming in the sea. What's the point of doing that if you can't see what's beneath? That's what I always say.
  • Shore: Amen.
  • Yona: Yeah, I'm not exactly READY for that yet.
  • Shore: But you DO know how to hold your breath, right?
  • Yona: Of COURSE I do!
  • Sandbar: Then keep it held, and it'll float you back to the surface when you need to. Swimming is not an easy task to many a creature, but months or even years can make you an expert. (He dove underwater and swam circles around Yona)
  • Shore: (Giggles) Don't give him THAT much credit, he's done this with me so long, he takes to water like a fish.
  • Yona: Frankly, I think he IS a fish.
  • Shore: (Giggles) I've said that to him ALL the time, and it makes us laugh. I always respond with "He's MY fish." and we all have a good la- OOH!! (She saw Sandbar grabbing her tail flipper and giggles) Ohho, Sandbar, you little guppy! (Sandbar surfaced and they laughed)
  • Yona: Guys, we're not HERE to talk about your love life. Not that I'm sure it wasn't, charmingly adorable. But, I'm KINDA on a string here.
  • Sandbar: Right. So, you ready for the BELOW tutorial?
  • Yona: Eyyyyyeeehhh, no. Give me some time.
  • Sandbar:... Fair enough. You're still getting the feel of this.
  • Shore: Just remember to not-
  • Yona: I heard you, not panic, keep breath steady, keep YOURSELF steady, blah blah blah. (Deep breath)... I just wish Uncle Yakbrain could see me now. The first yak to EVER swim.
  • Shore: I genuinely doubt that. Surely not every Yak was landlocked.
  • Yona: "Well, Yakbrain did talked of sea-voyaging Yaks, but that profession went out of style when Airships were invented."
  • Shore: "Exactly! Surely sometimes they had to be able to swim cause their vessel may not always be stable."
  • Yona: "I guess that makes sense."
  • Shore: So, we'll go underwater when you're ready.
  • Yona: Thank GODS!
  • Sandbar: Alright, let's get to much faster swimming....

Beneath

  • Ocellus: (They arrived at a reef street full of seaponies)... Oooooh.
  • Gaster: Lame. What's so special about this place?
  • Ocellus: Gaster, where's your sense of wonder?
  • Gaster: Far away from this place.
  • Ocellus: Look, this may just be an average town, but we're friendship students. Maybe we should help a few people out.
  • Gaster: And turn this into some kind of little kids show? To Tartarus with that! I HAVE my pride!
  • Ocellus: Oh, and you haven't already lost it when you became a student?
  • Nearby Seapony: OOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!
  • Gaster: Okay, is there ALWAYS a random guy who shows up to react to ANY sick burn?!
  • Seapony: I don't know, maybe.
  • Gaster: But fine, if it'll make you happy, we'll do some stalking.
  • Ocellus:... Can you PLEASE not call it that again? C'mon, Gaster, let loose. There's plenty of things you can do here. Maybe find some buried treasure-
  • Gaster: AKA, grand theft.
  • Ocellus: Hey, that depends about how long ago the treasure was buried! We may find a hidden underwater temple-
  • Gaster: AKA breaking and entering.
  • Ocellus: It doesn't generally count if people don't live in it anymore!
  • Gaster: "Fair point....... Defiling ancient civilizations."
  • Ocellus: Figures you'd say that. Or if we're lucky, we could battle an evil sea witch-
  • Gaster: AKA, assault with deadly weapons.
  • Ocellus:... Seriously?! EVEN IF THE WITCH MAY BE EVIL?!
  • Gaster: Hey, they can't ALL be like that fat Ursula Bitch Chrysalis talked about once. Soooo, yeah, adventure sounds kinda, as you would say it, MEAN!
  • Ocellus: Ugh! No WONDER you're here, you're SUCH a killjoy.
  • Gaster: Uh, and why not? We attend a school specializing in BUTTING into other creature's business. AKA, stalking and meddling.
  • Ocellus:... (Sighs) Gaster, you don't get it, do you? It may sound bad on paper, but this is Equestria!
  • Gaster: AKA, the land of colorful babies.
  • Ocellus: Okay, seriously, Gaster, STOP!
  • Gaster: What? I'm right, aren't I?
  • Ocellus: Well, okay, maybe it does look rather nosy, but it's the principle of the thing!
  • Gaster: What principle? In ANY other land besides Equestria, what they do sounds completely inappropriate.
  • (Icky): Pony JESUS, you are just roasting the logic of your own world hard!..... And technically every adventure based show in existence...... Including SAF...... I feel attacked now, Gaster.
  • Ocellus: Look, can you just TRY to give it a chance? I've seen you be mean a lot, so why are you complaining about it now?
  • Gaster: Hey, cynicism's different, that's just me being skeptical. Besides, I've grown out of that.
  • Ocellus: (Awkward drum sound)...... Don't take this the wrong way, but I feel strongly skeptic of that. And even then..., Why might THAT be?
  • Gaster: (He paused and thought, and started seeing Ocellus' beauty more)... Uhh... Pure Changeling?
  • Ocellus:... Eh, not wrong about that, but seriously, just give it a shot. It's not REALLY anything to be ashamed of.
  • Gaster: "..... (Sighs), Only because I know the Purple Nurple Princess would nag me to death if I don't do this."
  • (Twilight): "HEY?!"
  • (Gaster): Relax, drama princess, that was a long time ago. Times change a creature.
  • (Twilight): Still, not cool.
  • Ocellus: So, let's start with you actually saying hi.
  • Gaster: I do that a lot.
  • Ocellus: And how much have you done it recently?
  • Gaster:... (Sighs) Alright. (He swam out)... Hello!
  • Seapony: Uh... Hello.
  • Gaster: Hello, OOOOH Seapony.
  • Seapony:... Wow. What a way to remember me. I'm outta here. I shouldn't be talking to new arrivals anyway. (He swam away as Gaster motioned that the Seapony just made his point)
  • Ocellus: Gaster!
  • Gaster: (Sighs) Look, to be fair, he didn't looked like he had any problems anyway, otherwise he'd look like an anxious mess or is constantly sulking, cause aren't those the key factors of someone having personal issues?
  • Ocellus: Ohh...
  • Gaster: So, how about we try something original? Like cheer up a kid who lost his ice cream? Or beat up a local bully?
  • Ocellus: Latter’s too extreme.
  • Gaster: Then cheering up a kid it is! The easiest and most basic of friendship probs.
  • Ocellus: Uh, I was thinking more among the lines of, you know, fixing broken friendships.
  • Gaster: And where are we supposed to find a broken friendship in this place? There could be one anywhere.
  • Ocellus: We’re Changelings. We can sense love, and even where it’s not.
  • Gaster: Not in THESE forms we can’t. Now if we were SEA Changelings on the other hoof, we’d be getting somewhere.
  • Ocellus: No no! Remember what Twilight said.
  • Gaster: I am. I can’t use it PUBLICLY. She didn’t say I couldn’t use it PRIVATELY.
  • Ocellus:… (Sighs) You were always a sly thinker. Alright. If it helps us sense love easier, then- (He was already in a private area as a Sea Changeling)
  • Gaster: So you coming, Bright Eyes?
  • Ocellus: Um, yeah, okay. (He went with him and took a Sea Changeling shape)
  • Gaster: See? We’re not technically defying Twilight’s orders. So long as we’re unseen we-
  • Seapony #2: WHOOOOAAAAAA!!! SEA CHANGELINGS!!!…. AAAAAAAAHHHHH- (They were seaponies again)… Never mind, it’s other seaponies. (He swam away)
  • Voice: "OH THANKS FOR THE FALSE ALARM, FALSE ALARM FRED?!"
  • (Icky): "Really? They have a guy named False Alarm Fred?"
  • (Gaster): "Even I found that stupid."
  • Gaster:... That didn’t count. He was too... You know what, to remember. Better find a new more inconspicuous spot.
  • Ocellus: Like what?

Later...

  • Gaster: (They were beneath a very small grotto) Like a rock. It’s SO original.
  • Ocellus: Unless you’re a starfish like Patrick.
  • Gaster: Let’s keep it native, capisce? Now let’s do our love-sensing thing.
  • The duo were doing such and found that their senses were showing two squabbling female sea ponies!
  • Female Sea Pony 1: "I'm telling you, I saw the Opera Slug in Black Skull Island?!"
  • Female Sea Pony 2: "And I'm telling you, OPERA SLUGS ARE NOT APART OF THIS ECOSYSTEM?! THEY CAN ONLY SURVIVE IN THE UNSALTED SEAS FAR BEYOND EQUESTRIA BOARDERS?! THEY CAN'T SURVIVE IN THESE WATERS?!"
  • Female Sea Pony 1: "Salt Breeze, you have to believe me?!"
  • Female Sea Pony 2 (Salt Breeze): "I can't believe something so crazy, Pepper Pool!"
  • Pepper Pool: "FINE?! If my life partner doesn't believe me, fine?! I'm gonna go to the island and bring back the mysterious pony lady and the Flying Barracudas she has and make her tell the truth?! Then you have to believe me?!"
  • Salt Breeze: "Why make a big deal about this?! There's no Opera Slug here?!"
  • Pepper Pool: "Because if that Opera Slug ever gets to mainland and in fresh water, ecosystems will be ruined forever?! Opera Slugs spawn asexually, and a big enough lake will allow it to spawn a new generation of Opera Slugs in Equestria! It will damage ecosystems cause none of the Opera Slug's natural predators are here!? We have to stop this one from ever finding a way to the mainland?! And I'll bring back proof with the Pony with the Flying Barracudas?!"
  • Salt Breeze: "Pepper- (Pepper swam off)....... Ugh......"
  • Gaster: "(His senses returned to normal)...... Okay, what is WITH Equestria having weird animals, I mean, FLYING BARACUDAS, REALLY?!"
  • Ocellus: "...... That's what you're concerned with?"
  • Gaster: "Why shouldn't ya?"
  • Ocellus: "Look, point is, we may have just found our friendship problem."
  • Gaster: "Actually I detect those two are implied lesbians, so it's more of a relationship problem then friendship-"
  • Ocellus: "Twilight taught us that love is a special kind of friendship!"
  • Gaster: "Tch, yeah...... Friendship with benefits. BOW-CHICKA-WOW-WOW?!"
  • (Icky): "(Smacks Present Gaster)!"
  • (Gaster): "OW?!"
  • (Icky): "Sorry, but you saying that made your face strangely smackable."
  • (Gaster): That was in the past! So why are you smacking me NOW?!
  • (Icky): "Then consider that an overdue modesty smack."
  • (Smolder): Is it me or was it a coincidence that Pepper Pool and Salt Breeze were talking about that same Opera Slug we were told about- AND I just answered my own question.
  • (Icky): "And hey, at least it was something that related to the main plot. Usually this series has a bad habit of having two different plots share the same space."
  • (Iago): "Guess that's a sign this series is revaluating some things of it's own, not just us."
  • (Ocellus): ANYWAY... As I was saying.....
  • Gaster: Hey, uh, sir?
  • Salt Breeze: I'm a woman!
  • Gaster:... Hey in my defence, Salt Breeze is a manly sounding name- (Gets smacked by Ocellus) D'OW!?
  • Salt Breeze: VERY fine first impression your buddy's got here. Not that I care. Pepper's THROWING her life away out there, wasting bits going to an island with RIDICULOUS theories!
  • Ocellus: Theories?
  • Gaster: Yeah, that thing about an Opera Slug and stuff.
  • Salt Breeze:... You heard that, huh?
  • Gaster: You were yelling it, AND we're underwater! LOADS MORE practically heard it! You sure caught some bad attention with an argument like that.
  • Ocellus: GASTER!
  • Gaster: Just saying!
  • Ocellus: Ahem. What he MEANT to say is, I'm sure Pepper knows what she's doing?
  • Salt Breeze: Really?! Ugh, she's completely lost her mind! Opera Slugs don't LIVE in saltwater! They're much too sensitive to it than any normal slug. Who can possibly believe-
  • Gaster: Lady!... We're in Equestria.
  • Salt Breeze:... Well played.
  • Ocellus: Should we go after her?
  • Gaster: Nope! She insisted such, she's on her own.
  • Ocellus: GASTEEEERRR!!
  • Gaster: Oh, come on, you think we should just help everycreature as if we own everybody's business?
  • Ocellus: (Sighs)... Newbies to friendship, am I right?
  • Salt Breeze:... Yeeeeaah. But, yeah, you really SHOULD go after her. I... I'm concerned she might get herself killed. Wouldn't be the first time somecreature DIED at Black Skull Island.
  • Ocellus: See? SHE wants our help. So, now we have a friendship mission offered of one's own will!
  • Gaster: Not completely. Only half-in-half.
  • Ocellus:... (Sighs) We'll go after her.
  • Salt Breeze: OH THANK YOU HEAPS! (Gaster sighed and Ocellus dragged him off by his ear)
  • Gaster: OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW AHAHAHAOW OW OW OW OOOOOWWWWW!!!
  • Ocellus: WHAT THE SLIME, GASTER?! Didn't your BROTHERS teach you better than this growing up?
  • Gaster: NooooOOOOO, because we weren't reformed Changelings when I was growing up. And even IF they wanted to do that, they can't because, REASONS!
  • (Gaster): "I.E. back when I thought you chuckle-heads were dead before it turned out you were just paling around with an evil old Changeling dude."
  • (Caster and Buster aughed nerviously).
  • Gaster: I didn't even know YOU were a girl back then! Obviously I ain't much for knowing what's got sauage or what has a extra hole inbetween the legs!
  • Ocellus: (Sighs) Don't remind me. Gaster, I think it's time that, for the rest of the way, we teach YOU proper friendship etiquette. Discord could do it, and so can you.
  • Gaster: Then at least get TWILIGHT'S permission. Only seems fair to be honest.
  • Ocellus:... Yeah, let's. Wisest decision you've made since we got here.
  • Gaster: "That was meant to be mockingly sarcastic."
  • Ocellus: "But I'm rolling with it anyway cause it's a good idea!"
  • Gaster: "Oy."

Chapter 3: Applejack and Rainbow Dash STILL Butt-Heads!

Meanwhile...

  • Rainbow Dash:... So how do you think the studes are do?
  • Applejack:... "Studes are do"? Is that an attempt to sound cooler? Because that was silly!
  • Rainbow Dash: "Says the pony with the Appleloosian accent."
  • Applejack: This is how I really talk!
  • Rainbow: Sure it is... Pardner.
  • Applejack: "...... Sounds like somepony took jackass pills today. (A Donkey was seen behind her)...... No offense."
  • Donkey: "None taken. (Leaves)."
  • Rainbow Dash: "I'm just saying you tend to say things weirdly. "Ya'll", "Howdy", "Buckaroo", and a lot of emphasis on certain words with a drawl."
  • Applejack: "Them's fightin' words, Rainbow, and they come in a bad time while we are in a field trip."
  • Rainbow Dash: "Hey, it doesn't have to involve the students this time..... Cause Twilight will kick our asses if we do THAT again."
  • Applejack: Whatever, it ain't important! What IS important is this field trip.
  • Rainbow Dash: And so much for going for a rafting trip in Gallopio River in the Grand Gallopio Canyon in the San Palomino Desert.
  • Applejack: Wow, got pretty specific with the location there. Also, for the record we ARE going there after Yona and Gaster are done here. We don't want this ending up like that canoe race.
  • Rainbow Dash: Eh, good point. Not all of them are cool enough for me anyway.
  • Applejack:... RD, can we NOT make this TOO MUCH about them? We just gotta do it at a STEADY pace, otherwise we're like stalkers or something.
  • Rainbow Dash: We're the School of Friendship. Technically, what we do IS stalking.
  • (Icky): Oh you gotta be KIDDING, now YOU'RE roasting the idea too?!
  • (Rainbow Dash): We ain't gonna get through the story faster if you analyze every single detail, birdy boy.
  • Applejack: It ain't stalking! We're just helping to fix friendships wherever they appear.
  • Rainbow Dash: Isn't that the EXACT DEFINITION OF STALKING?!
  • Applejack: "UGH?! Ya know, this is something I'd expect from Gaster!"
  • (Applejack): "And in hindsight, I was right."
  • Rainbow Dash: "Hey don't get me wrong, I ain't snooping to his level, I'm just pointing out something we kinda missed when we made the school."
  • Applejack: "Well to be fair, a lot of that thinking is cause it's the first time anyone's done a school of friendship!"
  • (Icky): And then the thing with the Flimflam bros happ-
  • (Rainbow Dash): If you make a reference to a then-future episode one more time, I'm gonna go rainboom on you.
  • (Icky): ... I'm sorry for interrupting.
  • (Fluttershy): "All is forgiven."
  • (Rainbow): Anyhoo...
  • Rainbow Dash: "I get that, but, still, this is a pesky thought in my head, ya know?"
  • Applejack: "Figures ya find thinking with your noggon to be a burden, Raindow Dash."
  • Rainbow Dash: "Oh NOW look who's talking smack! In fact, when we get to the canyon, it's ON?! I challnage ya to a race! Winner gets to make the loser, buy the students the most expensive lunch of the best restaurent within Fillydelpia!"
  • Applejack: "Ya mean like that Hay Pizza place that make Hay Pizzas as big as circle area rugs?"
  • Rainbow Dash: "YEAH?! THAT?! Cause honestly that place looks awesome, the hay pizzas I heard are AWESOME to eat there, and it'd tecnecally be a win-win for both parties."
  • Applejack: "Well, it would be bittersweet to the LOSER who has to pay, Rainbow Crash!"
  • Rainbow Dash: "........ Oh-hohohohohohohoho, NOW you're dragging my personally most hated nickname into this now?!"
  • Applejack: "Ya know me, I always get ponies riled up when I am competitive?!"
  • (Icky/Gaster): "That's what she said! (SMACK) OWW!"
  • (Applejack): As we were saying.... We were lucky Shore, Sandbar, and Yona came back after we finished making the bet.
  • Yona: Professor Applejack! Professor Rainbow Dash! I can swim now!
  • Rainbow Dash: "Oh, way to go, Yons."
  • Applejack: "So I take it you no longer have aquaphobia as Twilight would've called it?"
  • Yona: "I mean, I'm still gonna be sure to have a sense of water safety, but yes, water doesn't scare me anymore."
  • Shore: "Well long as you're not afraid of being in water anymore."

Chapter 4: Enter Aquarius

Chapter 5: SLIMEPRANO!

(Later)

Conker_Live_and_Reloaded_The_Great_Mighty_Poo_Song_(Uncensored)

Conker Live and Reloaded The Great Mighty Poo Song (Uncensored)

Slugg's song.

First Phase

  • Slugg: (clears throat) Mimimimimi... I am Magnificent Slugg/and I love to give big slimy hugs/A huge supply of slime/All around you feels sublime/how about some stick, you little *SHLORP*?

Second Phase

  • Slugg: Do you really think you'll survive in here?/You don't seem to know which creek you're in/Veggies are the only thing/That make it through my rear/How'd you think I keep this lovely grin?

Third Phase

  • Slugg: Now I'm really getting rather mad/You're like a niggly tiggly *SPLORTCH* little tag nut/When I've knocked you out with all my slime/I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt!
  • Slugg: My butt!
  • Slugg: That's right, my butt!/MY BUTT!/MY BUUUUUUUUUUUUUTT!!!

Defeat

  • Slugg: AHH, you cursed ponies! Look what you've done! I'm salting! I'm salting! Oh, what a world, what a world! Who would've thought a bunch of good little ponies like you could destroy my beautiful sliminess?! Oh, I'm going! Ahhh! AHHH! NOOO! AHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhh...

Epilogue

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