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After Gazelle and Duke Weaselton came back from shopping, they ran into an almost fishy pet store owner who was offering "Exotic Pets from another Universe". The two were sold a pet AUU Spider for Gazelle to keep. Gazelle, surprisingly deems the little creature cute, implying she's not intimidated or frighten by "Creepy Crawlers", to Duke's amusement that Gazelle is not a "Girly Girl". Gazelle named the little spider "Jeff". However, in two weeks time, Gazelle was alittle shocked to see that Jeff grew up rather quickly, as well as getting a freakishly long neck and also rather bigger then he was when he was bought. Fortunately, Gazelle showed no fear into it and figured that it was simply because of it being an alternate universeal. The Lougers, though freaked out by Jeff's radical change and concern about it turthfully being harmless or not, accept Jeff still, Shen being more begrudent due to lack of proof of Jeff actselly being a threat. However, it was later discovered that the Heroes Act recently arrived and busted down the same pet store owner who sold Jeff, turning out to be a criminal who violated an exile sheild and brought out several eggs belonging to a hostile race into the Original Universes. The creatures are Weavoids, which are infamously known as the creatures responsible for the 50-year Weaving Wars that were fought between them and the Yatorans 100 years after the AUU Second Cartoonian War, and a 2-year war before that against them and the Ehswans. These creatures are infamous for their ability to vomit corrosive green acid which consist of not just substances that are also used in their adhesive webbing which is malleable and can be made as light as plastic or strong as steel, but also infectious of their commonly-spread disease, the weaving fever. Even though Jeff never acted hostile torwords Gazelle or anyone else, the Lougers can't argue with what their friends in the Heroes Act discribed, though reckindising that Jeff grew up differently cause of being raised by Gazelle. Gazelle defiently refused to leave Jeff, to the disgruntlement of the HA and most of the Lougers. Eventally, both Gazelle and Jeff were forcefully dragged. The lougers and HA eventally arrived to Weavii, a planet that, as Yatoran Exsilers offitcally discribed it, A swampy semi-desert wasteland planet which is infested with ravenous insects, has a green sky as the result of it's high concentration of radon, which also makes the atmosphere toxic to otherworldly beings, has massive wastelands and scrap-yards that are crawling with giant predator bugs, the flora is all over the place, and it is a restricted area covered by a Yatoran exile shield, powered by an exile sheild station manned by Yatoran soldiers lead by Exilist Leader Oakaan. Oakaan acted smuggly glad the people who managed to steal Weaviod eggs from Weavii are desten to be punished for their recklessness for the persuit of greed, and has insisted the freed Weaviods will be "Perimently taken cared off", which apawn that triggers Gazelle to have a Uniter Vision about him, to the confusion of everyone present. Then suddenly, Gazelle got very angry at Oakaan, called him a monster, and kicked him in the crotch, humiliating and disrespecting what the AUU considers "A respected war hero". On top of it, Gazelle then herculily picks up Oakaan and tosses him straight into the control panal of the Exile Sheild, freeing the entire planet from the sheild, then Gazelle proceeds to free Jeff and the other captured Weavoids and hijacks one of the Exile Ships and flees torwords the planet. The Lougers show quick concern while most of the HA began to belittle and scold the Lougers for what the "So-Called Messiah" did, accusing them of what may be the start of a new Weaving War. However, Shifu ultamately caused cooler heads to preveil by stating that "If any of this was wrong, the Lightfly Queen would've appeared and calmed Gazelle down". Since that never happened, that means Oakaan must be up to something and that there's more to the Weavoids then what it appears, though while most of the HA are admitingly curious, Xandy and Clifton wouldn't see otherwise cause they view Oakaan as their idol because of his heroisum. Dispite being at great odds with the Lougers cause of the debate of Oakaan's true morality, Xandy and Clifton eventally agree to at least help find Gazelle. However, apawn entering the planet, Everything Oakaan had said turned out to be false. Now it's up to our heroes to correct an unwraveling long hidden injustice in the making, but at the same time, how will Xandy espeically cope with such a revelation?

Scenes.

Meeting Madam Trader Petit/Enter Jeff.

  • Gazelle and Duke were seen walking down the Dragon Realms Marketplace.
  • Gazelle: "I just love the Dragon Realm's market place. It is SUCH a good place to get my shopping done."
  • Duke was seen sturggling with the purchuched items.
  • Duke: "Ya know, we REALLY need to ask Hecktor to send over some helper guys so I don't have to be given the Spike treatment!"
  • Gazelle: "Oh come now, Mr. Weaselton, you could use the exsirsize."
  • Duke: "Hey it ain't like I'm as fat as that irony of a cheetah Clawhauser!"
  • Gazelle: "Si, but you could stand to give yourself a manlier physice."
  • Duke: "Hey now, in weasel standerds, I'm already a hunk! I was able to dodge flatfoots just fine, Gazzy!"
  • Gazelle: "Well now you need to contend with things worse then an officer of the law, and- (Looks to see a relitively new store) Ohhhhhhhh! That looks new!"
  • Duke: "(Reading) Madam Trader Petit's AUU Pet shop Empourium Empire? (Speaking) Okay, I know the AUU usually trades things with us these days, pets included, but usaually to the futuristic worlds only!"
  • Gazelle: "Perhaps, an independent business person figured otherwise?"
  • Duke: "Well, we may as well check to see if it's legit. But where do we put this stuff?"
  • Gazelle: "Didn't Kolwalski gave you that pan-dimentional containment cube?"
  • Duke: "...... Oh right. (He brings that out and sucks the items in)."
  • The two walked in.

Madam Trader's Shop.

  • AUU critters are seen on full display to be soldable as pets for generious prices relitive to spieces.
  • Gazelle and Duke walked across the aisles.
  • Duke: "Yup. Diffently AUU junk. Where's the shopkeep?"
  • A voice was heard.
  • The duo leaned into the counter and saw a child-sized bipedial AUU mantis being as she appears to be communicating to a phone like device.
  • Mantis Being: "-And I want that next shipment to reach here safefully, because I predict that the lovely darlings are gonna sell like hotcakes here! Don't forget what a beautiful thing we're doing here, and what a great oppertunity we're seeking out! We both get to help these misunderstood creatures AND get nicely rewarded! Make sure you don't screw up, you clumsy fool!"
  • Gazelle: "Um, excuse me, miss?"
  • The Mantis Being paniced as she almost lost the phone!
  • Phone garble was heard.
  • Mantis Being: "Uh, don't worry, dear, it's just custamers. I'll call you back, sweetie. (Hangs up the phone) WELCOME TO MADAM TRADER PETIT'S PET EMPOURIM EMPIRE, OF, WHAT YOU PEOPLE CONSIDER, THE A-UU! Be the envy of your friends by owning a creature unlike anything seen before! I, am Madam Trader herself!"
  • Gazelle: "Oh don't worry about us, we're just here to look around, I've already done a big day of shopping."
  • Madam Trader: "Oh, but at least consider exploring here, you might find something you'll like. Besides, we are at very generious prices here, (speaking quickly) Relitive to Spieces and care requirements. (Normaly) Feel free to take a look, darlings."
  • Gazelle and Duke proceeded to do that as alot of freaky AUU creatures were seen.
  • Duke: "It really feels like I'm already back in the AUU and inside a typical pet store. Or entered Jim Fennicson's Creature Shop. What a legend he was."
  • Gazelle: "Oh these marvels of nature are just adorable in their own ways. (Was awe struck when she saw a large spider-eqsed creature)..... Awwwww, you adorable thing."
  • Duke: "THAT'S adorable to you? (Laughs), Gazzy, you are REALLY, not like other girls!"
  • Gazelle: "I was de-sensitised to aractnids. That happened when you used to keep a pet taranchula."
  • Madam Trader flew in over-hearing.
  • Madam Trader: "Ahhh, you like? In our universes, we called them, Weavoids. A very misunderstood spieces. The poor things suffer an ugly discrimination for two instences of misunderstandings."
  • Duke: "Depends, what's the context?"
  • Madam Trader: "Err, well, I don't want to give you the wrong impression. But trust me. You bond with the creature, and everything others would say about them will be deemed falsehoods or misconceptions. I was able to sell some like him off, so, he's the last one until the next shipment arrives in, eh, two weeks, depending on traffic."
  • Duke: "Well, again, we already spend some money on other stuff, so it's not like-"
  • Madam Trader: "How's about I give a generous discount of only ONE dollar? After all, you are the Uniter and her harold, yes?"
  • Duke: "Yeesh lady, crazy business practices much?"
  • Madam Trader: "Oh don't worry, I already got my money's worth with his siblings and the others on when I opened up. Besides, I need to have this space completely free for the new shipment."
  • Gazelle: ".... Well, I really want to, but, Shen is VERY strict about pets in the Dragon Guardian temple."
  • Duke: "Yeah. I heard the Lougers went through alot of crazy shit because Spongebob brought in a pet snail. A SNAIL?! I can only imagine the craziness this little dude would bring!"
  • Madam Trader: "Ahhh, but that's the beauty of a Weavoid. They can be a pet, that can take care of you. Weavoids, when they grew in a good evioment, can be very grateful creatures and treat their owners and friends of owners like family, esepically since adopting a Weavoid is like adopting a child. They are very compassionate, affectionate, oh, and he's been treated of allments, by the by, and they're very curious and are quick to learn."
  • Duke: "Well they sound great. Why would the AUU folks be so uppity about it?"
  • Madam Trader: "Oh, it's largely because, they, grow up too fast. They take a total of two weeks to grow, so, I have to recimmend against keeping him in a tank forever. Hence why they became a pet that takes care of you."
  • Duke: "Well yeah, but, what, do they end up being freaky looking when they grow up?"
  • Madam Trader: "Well, I'll admit. Yes. Puberty hits them like a train with a brick wall tied to it. But just because they stopped being cute, (Quietly) And marketable, (Openly) That doesn't mean they stop being loving. It's just a matter of what you do with him."
  • Gazelle: "Okay, you won me over. I'll take him off your.... Mantis, thingies. (Gaves Madam Trader the dollar and was given the cooing little Weavoid)."

Outside the shop.

  • Gazelle and Duke were leaving.....
  • Madam Trader: "Thank you for your purchase. Enjoy the little darling. (Goes inside)..... This is magnifisent! Hero endorsement!? The Weavoids were already selling like hotcakes, but I can only imagine what it would be like WITH endorsement from this universe's space messiah herself?! I'll be able to run a resversation operation?! And the best part, it will REALLY help the Weavoids out! AND, I get to make a pet shop francise in this?! Brillient, simply BRILLIENT?!"

Dragon Guardian Temple.

  • Lord Shen: "YOU ADOPTED, THAT, THING?!"
  • Gazelle: "Well, I was nostaglic for the fact I used to keep Taranchulas, so, I got a Weavoid."
  • Icky: "Awwww gees, Gazelle! That broke one of the most basic horror movie rules: Beware of strange foregin shops?! They may hold nasty surprises, like, cursed dolls, or backfiring wish-granting dead monkey hands, or like in the case of Sniz and Fondue of KABLAM fame, that thing becomes more trouble then it's worth. Heaven forbid this episode becomes our own verson of when Spongebob adopted Puffy and the thing tries to eat us!"
  • Gazelle: "Madam Trader said he is very harmless. I will teach him to be so. (Places the Weavoid down, which quickly crawled off into a vent and a blood curdling squeak was heard, showing that the Weavoid brought out a rat)....... Well, I'll make him harmless to US at least."
  • Mantis: "Hey, at least he'll be GREAT at dealing with our rat infestation."
  • Bill: "MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED?!"
  • Lord Shen: "Hmmm..... Well, we are infested with unsentient rats as of late. I suppose we can keep the creature around for THAT at least. But be fairly warned, Miss Gazelle. If I am ever given the impression that the thing is a problem in some shape or form, you WILL have to surrender the creature back to the shop, or dare I say even the AUU should there be a more dire reason behind that thing's history!"
  • Gazelle: "You have an angel's honor that my little amigo will earn everyone's love here."
  • Lord Shen: "(Quieltly) If this is going where I think it's going, then I wanna see where this will end up."
  • Viper: "So, what're you gonna name him?"
  • Gazelle: "I'll name him after my first Taranchula: Jeff."
  • Icky: "Jeff? Oh I get it, you're giving him the "Jeff the Spider" treatment! I would die laughing, if this thing starts talking like Jeff!"

A montage of Gazelle and Jeff bonding was seen.

Two weeks afterwords.

  • Gazelle was seen sleeping soundly on her bed as a picture of her and Jeff were seen.
  • A Large sort've menacing figure was seen on the shadows as it crawled down to where Gazelle was.
  • It looked to be like Jeff, but radically different then what was seen. It loomed over her stareing, looking as if it was going to strike.......
  • Jeff: "....... (Like Jeff the Spider) Morning Mom!"
  • Gazelle snored sniffled.
  • Gazelle: "(Exhausted) Jeff, it's still too early to wake up."
  • Jeff: "I know, just figured if you want me to make pancakes."
  • Gazelle: "(Exhausted) That'd be lovely."
  • Jeff: "Oh, and don't forget about your arobics class in 6 minutes. (Crawls off)."
  • Gazelle: "(Exhausted) Thanks Jeff...... (Fully wakes up)! Oh great Darwin I forgot?!"

Kitchen.

  • The Majority of Lougers were already egarly waiting Jeff to make Pancakes.
  • Jeff: "I hope you guys like your Pancakes IHOP sytile, because I am doing great with that cookbook."
  • Iago: "Buddy, you are AWESOME!"
  • Icky: "You are the greatest Jeff the Spider wanna-be to grace us. You're like our personal housemaid."
  • Jeff: "Aww, shucks guys, you're all too sweet, I- (An exploudsion was heard as a wall came down)....... What the-"
  • Figures were seen at the broken wall.
  • Icky: "Aw man, Shen's gonna flip!?"
  • Lord Shen: "(Comes in) WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!"
  • Icky: "Called it!"
  • The Figures charged at Jeff as he screamed!

Blackout!

Earlior before......

Madam Trader's Operation Crumbles.

Weeven System

  • A South Park sytile Exile-Sheild was seen as a space station was seen above it as the thing was omimusly entrapping the world.
  • A cloaked ship arrived to it, and like a cookie cutter, it made a perfect circle hole onto the shield as drones assend down to the planet. The drones eventually come back with eggs in speical cases.
  • A series of Shark and Pharana people are seen organising the cases, as it was overseen by a nerdy mantis being and a shark being assistent.
  • Mantis Being: "Aw yes?! Awesomeness! Mom's gonna be so proud?! This is an easy cookie-time?! (Communicater rings). (Grabs it and turns it on) Before you say anything ma, I already got the next shipment ready. You can totally expect the Weavoids to arrive soon!"
  • Madam Trader's Voice: "First off, Lawerence, I spefificly asked you to be more careful blerting out impourent details like that! What if it was a stranger who was calling?! The Operation could fall apart just like that?!"
  • Lawerence: "Oh, sorry ma."
  • Madam Trader's voice: "That being said, Lawerence Le Croissant, you have did mother proud. Not only are we gonna be rich from this, but we would also resolve the Weavoids' over-population problem this way. It's a win-win!"
  • Lawerence: "And I get cookies!"
  • Madam Trader's voice: "Focus dear! I want you to take the ship back to the Lougers' Universes' safely. And I want that next shipment to reach here safefully, because I predict that the lovely darlings are gonna sell like hotcakes here! Don't forget what a beautiful thing we're doing here, and what a great oppertunity we're seeking out! We both get to help these misunderstood creatures AND get nicely rewarded!"
  • Lawerence: "Yeah! You get money, and I GET COOKIES?! Oh, speaking of which, when's cookie time-"
  • Madam Trader's voice: "Make sure you don't screw up, you clumsy fool!"
  • Lawerence: "Alchourse Ma, I- (Madam Trader was heard panicing) AW CRUD NO?! MA?! WHAT HAPPENED?!"
  • Madam Trader's voice: "Uh, don't worry, dear, it's just custamers. I'll call you back, sweetie."
  • The Communicater hung up.
  • Lawerence: ".... Oh what a relief, it was just last minute custimers."
  • Shark man Assisent: "(Thick Accent) Doesn't make this less risky operation though. The Yaterons seem to be STRONGLY against getting the Weavoids out after their over-reactionary Waevoid war."
  • Lawerence: "Look, Lodon, buddy, we Zhaerthis already know about that shit. The Weavoids tried to get off the planet to avoid being a burden to their population overgrowth, the Yutz-erons and pretty much everyone else took one look and over-reacted like the stupid bug haters that they are?! Not helping that the Weavos weren't exactly very good with personal space. (Scoffs), Or hygene for that matter when ya bring up that lame Weaving Flu shit or whatever."
  • LT. Lodon: "There is matter of these neightbering worlds being claimed to be, uninhabitable."
  • Lawerence: "Chaaaa, don't worry, dude. That's just crazy old Oakaan making up shit to scare away people from coming back too close to protect his investment on the Weavoid homeworld."
  • LT Lodon: "You mean they're lies? The neightbering worlds are fine?"
  • Lawerence: "Well, duh! If the weavoids were really that fucked up, would we be selling their children as pets for a pet trade? That be pretty stupid otherwise! Trust me. Mom has actselly seen their planet, and it's NOTHING like Old Man Oaky-Jokey said! The Old Fucker, is off his rocker!"
  • LT. Lodon: "Well, if the Zhaerthis knew that the Yateron war hero is lying, then why these secretive ways?"
  • Lawerence: "Because socity's vain as fuck! People ALWAYS assume that because something's ugly and freaky looking that it can't be good, while something that's sweet and adorable clearly can't be bad?! Classic case of people being Xenophobic to ugly people, man!"
  • LT. Lodon: "The correct term is tecnecally Misthropic, but since this is another race, it is not too inaccreate here."
  • Lawerence: "But to be more serious, it's because SOME people are too butt-hurt about cases where it was a freak accsident or because of something of their own fault!"
  • LT. Lodon: "You mean the Weavoids victims are either accsidents or out of self-defence?"
  • Lawerence: "Well y'chaa! Weavoids may be sweet lovy dovy dorks, but they know when they have to protect themselves! Because of how uncool people kept trying to kill them, they only did what occured afterwords to protect themselves! I mean, sure, the deathcount for the loser side is high, but it's nothing the the deathcount of Weavoids that weren't even in their spots, dude! Those basturds were genisiding them with their Qurrintine lazer shit and what not! And a final insult to injury, their planet has this shity Exile Sheild blocking out their hope to reslove the over-populaion issue, that genisideal basturd gets hailed a hero and even gets a job of baby-sitting that stupid thing!"
  • LT. Lodon: "Indeed. Exile Sheilds, in UIS' eyes, are nothing but products of Stagnation! The victims being stagnanted under that thing would only serve to worsen them and/or their problems. Also, they tend to fail, so it is not like the supporters of these sinful things get to enjoy a lifetime without the trouble makers forever. It's really hard to believe that people actselly LIKE the USRA races for these acts of malevolent incompidence."
  • Lawerence: "I know, right? Well when ma has her way, people are gonna look so dumb on when they discover that Weavoids are awesome, man, and how Oakaan is really the crazy old basturd that he is, and in time, Weaveii will be free of the exile sheild, and this story gets a happy ending."
  • ???: "YOU FORGOT THE PART WHERE WE CAME IN AND KICK YOUR BUTTS?!"
  • Lawerence: "Oh I didn't forget, it's just not part of the stor- HEY WAIT A MINUTE- (A foot kicks Lawerence into a wall) OW?!"
  • LT. Lodon: "SECURITY BREACH?! INTRUDERS?!"
  • The Intruders are the HA, as Zhaerunas and Zhaerks charged!
  • The HA fought them off in each of their own ways!
  • LT. Lodon picked up Lawerence and ran to the pilot station.
  • Lawerence: "WE GOTTA GET THE WEAVS OUT OF HERE, MAN!?"
  • LT. Lodon: "And I intent on seeing that through! (Runs inside the pilot cockpit with Lawerence)"
  • The Ship disloudges from the exile sheild and zoomed off!
  • Xandy: "Clifton, you're with me! Lodon and the Zhaerthis dork are in the cockpit!"
  • Clifton: "Right behind ya! (The two dispearsed from the fight and ran to the cockpit, defeating attempters to stop them)!"
  • Xandy and Clifton busted in!
  • Xandy: "FREEZE, DIRTBAGS?! WE ARE NOT GONNA LET YOU TWO START A NEW WEAVING WAR FOR A MISGUIDED AIM TO MAKE A POINT, AND/OR PROFIT?!"
  • LT. Lodon: "..... Lawerence, take the wheel.... (Brings out a Trident-Sword)...... I will deal with our rodent problem myself. (Roars as he began to combat with Clifton and Xandy!) GIVE UP, RODENT FILTH?! YOU'RE NO MATCH OF A ZHAERK?! MY PEOPLE ARE AMONGST THE TOP THREE RACES TO PRODUCE THE BEST WEAPONRY?!"
  • Clifton: "Well tecnecally, if you include the Gruids via the Huncus line, your people would at least be one of the top four!"
  • LT. Lodon: "Hilarious. (The two got intense with the fighting) But humor doesn't mean your permitted to halt Madam Trader's attempt to correct an injustice."
  • Xandy: "Injustice? Aw come on, don't tell me you actselly believe those deluded Zharethises, do ya?"
  • Clifton: "I know you Zhaerks are their friends and all, but you don't need to support everything they say and do!"
  • LT. Lodon: "This stems beyond our people's allience?! There's very little the grand universe community has really, turely, understood about the Weavoids! The Weavoid War could be a tremendus misunderstanding?!"
  • Clifton: "There's no misunderstanding about the lives the Weavoids took and ruined, Sharky!"
  • LT. Lodon: "..... Disappointing, but not surprising. It's otherwise a shame to harm the very heroine that spared the Zharethis and their friends in UIS to having to eventually quill the VA themselves had the Legions eventually crumbled under the stress of the VA's rampent madness. And it's further saddening that this comes off of the heels of how public pesrpective on the Chays, the Terragord, and the Fugbos has changed. But yet Weavoids could not be given the luxery to be given a chance to be reconsidered as well?"
  • Clifton: "Try to explain that to the once vribrent colonies of Zaccon, Daethecar, and Ulcrom! The Weavoids redused those planets to be poisonius ruins?!"
  • LT. Lodon: "You have any creditable shorces of infomation and evidence to back this up?"
  • Clifton: "Because Oakaan said so!"
  • LT Lodon: "Oh, and you trust his word because of his race, never mind he may have ulterior motives in mind and that the planets are actselly fine? Say if Weavoids are poisionius, is it not unusual that new undiscovered insect life was borned onto the planet of Ulcrom? (Xandy and Clifton were caught off guard for abit)..... The Yateron is lying to the universe community, Sea Squirls. He has even doped his own race into commiting geniside on the Weavoids because of a dirty secret desire to go after the greatest secret Weavii has. Not even Madam Trader knows that secret, but it is likely something that doesn't leave your Yateron honorable in every way!"
  • Xandy: "Ya may as well can it, Zhaerk, ya ain't gonna make us budge!"
  • LT. Lodon: "Tch. Heroes indeed. More like servents to the blind causes of the USRA! (Resumes fighting Xandy and Clifton!)"
  • Clifton: "Ain't that just like a UIS backer to stick to idealistic scenarios and not look at reality at face value!"
  • LT. Lodon: "I think you mean, USRA supporters!"
  • Xandy: "Well, I think that it's ironic that a UIS race wants another race to be allowed into the wider United Universeal community! I thought their OWN isolation practices were all about independence?!"
  • LT. Lodon: "The Zhaerthis beliefs are their own! UIS backing is so they are protected from your false idols' wrath! Besides, when those systems are isolated, it still leaves the worlds they have free to expore within accepted preminitures. But when a WORLD gets cut off, it enduses nothing but stagnation and causes political termoil in the planet! All in the pretense that the universes doesn't want to cope with their problems?! Does it not make the USRA races hypocritical that they encourage such things and yet they claim to believe they want the best in all races? The USRA races are nothing but a band of hypocrites?!"
  • Clifton: ".... Okay jaws, if you have a problem with the USRA, then you have a problem with the humans?!"
  • LT. Lodon: "Oh don't even get me STARTED on those self-rightious, over-hyped hairless apes?! They-"
  • Clifton: "GLADLY?! (Punches LT. Lodon hard enough that it actselly hurted him greatly)"
  • LT. Lodon: "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!"
  • LT. Lodon fell down in painful defeat, as Lawerence saw this in the rearview, paniced and began to ship off!
  • Qwincy: "..... Kally?!"
  • Kally streached out her arms and wrapped around the vhicile.
  • Lawerence saw that he was caught!
  • Lawerence: ".... Aw crap yo! There goes cookie time?! (Gets out of the vhicle and runs for the escape pod!)"
  • Hudson flew in and captured Lawerence!
  • Lawerence: "OH NO NO, NOOOOO?! UNCOOL MAN, UNCOOL?! THAT IS SO UNCOOL OF YOU TO RUIN MY MOM'S HOPES AND DREAMS LIKE THAT?!"
  • Hudson: "Well neither is risking a new Weaving War, bro! (Tosses Lawerence straight into Zosimo and Vancer, who quickly captured Lawerence and held him down)!"
  • Aurlena: "(Cuffs him) AND, BUSTED!"
  • Lawerence: "Well jokes on you! Ma already sold off the first batch and people in the Other Universes already has a fully grown pet Weavoid now?! Those Weavoids at least have a chance to make a new start!...... Why do I feel like I shouldn't've talk about that outloud?"
  • Samantha: "We'll take that, as a confession. Now, it is time to make use of that truck."

Madam Trader's Shop, the following 2-weeks after.

  • Madam Trader was seen waiting impaihently in the shop's garage.
  • Madam Trader: "Where IS that boy?! The 2 weeks are up and come daybreak the custimers will arrive in droves to get a Weavoid! (The Pickup Shuttle arrived) Ahhhh, there it is. (The Shuttle Landed)..... (Gets to the driver seat) ABOUT TIME YOU TWO ARRIVED?! I- (Gasps to see it was Xandy and Clifton).... Meep! (Runs off as the HA busted out of the shuttle and persued Madam Trader) (Madam Trader quickly gotten out of the garage and locked it up, trapping the HA in)...... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY SON!?"
  • Cloakblade's voice: "Worry not, ma'am, your son is fine."
  • Zosimo's voice: "Well, as fine as a new resident for Oranos is, anyway."
  • Madam Trader: "...... YOU MAD LUNITICS?! HE WON'T SURVIVE IN THAT HORRID ICEBOX OF A PRISON PLANET?! EVEN WITHOUT CROKER, HE CAN'T COPE WITH IT'S OTHER UNPLEASENTRIES, LIKE HOMOSEXUALISED INMATES AND APATHIC WARDENS?! Also, UIS WILL NOT PERMIT AN ARREST OF THEIR RACE MEMBERS!?"
  • Nanobyte's voice: "Look, if it helps lady, Chokera is doing a good job discouraging that shit. The worse your son will have is a difficulty to get a real job being incrised more then already being the textbook exsample of a dumb male Zhaerthis after his sentence is served out! Also, any UIS member race that did something stupid on USRA turf, is fair game for Oranos!"
  • Madam Trader: "TASTELESS FIENDS?! Well you're too late?! My Weavoids have already been sold to the public and I never had any complaints?! Even the Lougers have adopted a Weavoid! They will prove the Weavoid inaccreatecies wrong, and-"
  • Xandy epicly kicked the door down as Madam Trader gets hit with it, smacking into a wall, nearly crushing her had the door not broke apart in the process.
  • Madam Trader fell down, wounded from the exspearience none of the less as Xandy stomped onto her neck and choked her!
  • Xandy: "WHO, HAS THE WEAVOIDS?! START SPEAKING NAMES?!"
  • Madam Trader was seen already tearing in the midsts of this as she was seen sobbing!
  • Xandy: "SPEAK UP, YA UIS PEST?!"
  • Madam Trader: "(GAGS), PLEASE, UNDERSTAND, I DID IT TO HELP THE WEAVOIDS?! THEY, ARE SUFFERING?! AND YOUR ACCURSED EXILE SHEILD IS ONLY WORSENING THEIR PROBLEM?! THE WEAVOIDS ARE VICTIMS OF CRUEL CIRCUMSTANCES!?"
  • Xandy: "TELL THAT TO THE DEATHCOUNT, YA CRAZY OLD HAG?!"
  • Madam Trader: "(Gags), Young one, one of these days, your spieces will be caught in an equily bad bind! All, it ever takes, is one bad individual to commit and/or do something so unpseakable, that people will blindly hate your kind like they did for the Weavoids who are only victims of a very bad languise barrior?! Then you will suffer your own variation of Oakaan who will thrive in such a terrorable scenario and motivate people into wanting to hurt your kind to horrendus leigths?!"
  • Xandy: "..... HOW, DARE YOU?! OAKAAN IS MY IDOL AND ONE OF THE DRIVING FORCES OF WHY I AM A HERO?!"
  • Clifton: "Mine as well?!"
  • Madam Trader: "..... A very, (Gags), Unfortunate revelation, young one! You only felt that way because you have yet to know what it is REALLY like to be discriminated!? To be hunted down like an animal because of actions you can't control?!"
  • Xandy: "Yeah, excuse me, Xerxes would like to say bullshit to that!?"
  • Madam Trader: "I mean of a larger scale?! It's one thing for someone like Xerxes to declare a mad hunt for your kind because of bad politics! It's another if the entire universes is doing it because a madman endorses it! With Xerxes, apart from the VA and fellow tainted Metas, at least he was alone in his endovers! Oakaan, is being encouraged by the blinded and fooled universes that got caught in the slimy tenticles of discrimination?! And look what it has rendered you as?! A child, blinded to reality and living in a fantasy mindset that everything seemingly as they are is completely right and straightforword! Ignorent, to nuances and deeper meanings! You feel more comfertable to live in blissful ignorence then to accept depressing truths?! Just like the USRA, and why UIS is trying to cure the Universe of it's own sins! Why is it so hard to accept that the USRA races are no different then other races that have individuals that are just as prone to be as sinful and evil as any petty instence of a madman from the VA or a rouge individual like Xerxes?! And when you DO encounter evidence of such proof of the impurites of members of such races, you write them off as anomalities and rare occations, and not accept them as proven fact that the USRA races are but flawwed and corruptable mortals as well, because doing so would ruin the illution of being the exception, that they are pure and incorruptable, and free of sins and mistakes?! You are in drastic need to be truely enlighten on life's sad truths!"
  • Xandy: "LISTEN HERE, YOU BUTT UGLY INSECT?! I-"
  • Magnum calmed Xandy down before it got too intense and got her off of Trader.
  • Magnum: ".... Let me, handle this, Xandra. (Confronts Trader) It is understandable that, as expected with the Zhaerthis people, you sympathise with all bug and other antropod races, not just the Weavoids, and neither of us wish to condemn the Zhaerthis for this. But we also can't condone the action of selling Weavoid children as pets. Given that they are in Teadr 7 sentience, that is tecnecally the act of slavery."
  • Madam Trader: "(Breaths in and out), It may not be an ideal practice, but..... I have my reasons."
  • Magnum: "Explain."
  • Madam Trader: "I am doing the Weavoids the greatest kindness they ever deserve by giving their young a chance for new homes.... The fact I profit from it is purely because doing good for good's sake doesn't get food on the table."
  • Magnum: "So, it is a grey area between helping them, while helping yourself?"
  • Madam Trader: "Again, I won't pretend that it is an ideal practice, but what else can I do?! Our universes is too tainted by blind fear and hatred for them that the Lougers' universes are their best shot yet?! And with certain physical laws proven inaccreate, and that these universes seem compatiable to ours, this was their best shot for a new home! The Weavoids deserved better then what they gotten?!"
  • Magnum: "Again, we do not wish to condemn your beliefs. We just can't condone how you sought to correct any possable injustice against the Weavoids. Surely you realised that even with cloaking tecknowagey, you didn't think these sort've things would go un-noticed?"
  • Madam Trader: "...... How, did you came to know?"
  • Zosimo: "Let's just say, UIS's lack of popularity strucked again. An anomamous member of The Apologists linked what you were doing to the Exilests. Oakaan personally asked for us to put a halt to it."
  • Madam Trader: "..... Damn my sister?!"
  • Vancer: "So your sister did it, eh? I thought she as a fellow Zhaerthis would be for seeing the Weavoids being free too."
  • Madam Trader: "She is! She just doesn't approve of how I aimed to atthive this?! She mainly did this to punish me personally. She would otherwise feel remorse for troubling the Weavoids like this."
  • Magnum: "Well, at least she prevented the Weavoids being freed in a rather improper way, Trader. Now, it is time to correct your ills onto this planet."

The Dragon Guardian Temple.

  • Jeff: "Aww, shucks guys, you're all too sweet, I- (An exploudsion was heard as a wall came down)....... What the-"
  • Figures were seen at the broken wall.
  • Icky: "Aw man, Shen's gonna flip!?"
  • Lord Shen: "(Comes in) WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!"
  • Icky: "Called it!"
  • The Figures charged at Jeff as he screamed!
  • Jeff was pounced apawn by the HA!
  • Xandy: "GOT YA, WEAVOID SCUM?!"
  • Zosimo: "Get the restraints ready, we don't know how long we can restrained him?!"
  • Icky: "(This video)"
Nostalgia Critic "WHAT,PUMPKIN,WHAT?!!"

Nostalgia Critic "WHAT,PUMPKIN,WHAT?!!"

Skip a few seconds.

  • Gazelle: "(Arrives when she heard the exploudtion and struggle, and saw what was occuring in shock!)"
  • Jeff: "OW?! OW?! STOP IT?! OWWW?!"
  • Hudson: "Wait, is that thing talking?"
  • Jeff: "MOM?! MOOOOOOOM?!"
  • Zosimo: "..... Son of a bitch, this Weavoid is speaking perfect Usabothian?! This is remarkable- (The HA all get smacked off by Gazelle using her uniter blade!) D'OW GODS DAMN IT?!"
  • The HA crashed into the Lougers' table comically!
  • Gazelle: "STAY, AWAY, FROM MY LITTLE JEFFIE?! (Jeff was heard crying as he curled up into a ball, as Gazelle quickly came to him to sooth him) It's okay, Jeff, Mi Hijo. Cálmese, cálmese. There there, it's okay....."
  • Cloakblade: "...... I, was not expecting this."
  • Spongebob: "WELL WHAT DID YOU THINK WAS GONNA HAPPEN WHEN YA CAME IN BREAKING INTO THE DRAGON TEMPLE AND ATTACKING JEFF LIKE THAT?!"
  • Zosimo: "WELL PARDON US FER THAT WE ASSUMED THE WORSE AND THAT THE WEAVOID WAS ALREADY IN THE PROCESS OF TURNING Y'ALL INTO ACID-SOAKED COCOONS?!..... I reckon Trader got off lucky that this Weavoid's a defect as a Weavoid. Perhaps it's possable with the rest of them too, if Trader's lack of complaints come to mind."
  • Lord Shen: "...... Explain yourselves......"

Magic Pool Room.

  • Zosimo: "And long story short, the Weavoids had been placed under an exile sheild ever since the Weaving Wars."
  • Cynder: "An Exile Sheild?"
  • Icky: "I know we may've passed glaces with the concept before, but, what exactly is one?"
  • Samantha: "An early USRA invention. It is meant to be a last resort solution to deal with problematic races when the likes of Bullarns and Pharcums proved incapable to change on their own."
  • Icky: "So basicly..... You're giving problem-child races, the South Park treatment?"
  • Xandy: "Pardon?"
  • Icky: "(Gives Xandy his phone) Here's the idea from South Park's Wiki Page about it."
  • Xandy: "(Reads it)..... Well, more or less like that."
  • Gazelle: "...... So is that it? Exile Sheilds are basicly giant planetary prisons condemning races to stagnation, because they did something you didn't like?"
  • Zosimo: "Now keep in mind that the things were created in VERY early USRA years, WAAAY back in the day where the Vexxomite War was still relivent. It was kinda an alternate to straight-up geniside after it was found out too late that the Vexxs had a crappy leadership and was a justification why they were going after the Cunones-"
  • Gazelle: "WHAT?!"
  • Zosimo: "AGAIN, VERY, EARLY, USRA DAYS!? What is it with you racially cautious types over-reacting to every single detail about how nasty history was?!"
  • Gazelle: "Be that as it may, IT DOESN'T MAKE IT LESS AWFUL?! IT DOESN'T MAKE THE USRA RACES ANY LESS CRUELER THEN THE VEXXMITES FOR WHAT THEY DID TO THEM!?"
  • Clifton: "Oh like the Vexxs were any better?!"
  • Gazelle: "Were the Vexxmites genisideal too?"
  • Clifton: "Ehhhhhhh, more like, mass enslavement after they fuck over the Cunone homeworld, but-"
  • Gazelle: "OH, SO THE VEXXMITES HAVING INFERIOR MORALS AND VALUEMENT OF SLAVERY WHILE UNDER AN OBVIOUSLY DYSTOPIC RULERSHIP JUSTIFIVES GENISIDE?!"
  • Clifton: "Okay, I know you're going for the "two wrongs don't make a right" arguement here, but-"
  • Magnum: "ENOUGH! We're off track?!.... Now, yes, I know that entrapping worlds with an exile sheild is not any more superior then, the altenative. In fact, some, have deemed this, cowerdly and cruel, as suppose to constinetly work out any problems a world or race pocesses. But try to understand. The problem with the Weavoids gotten too worse case scenario with the Weavoid Wars for us to just, leave them alone. There would've been other cases where Weavoid infestations have broken out, because of some unlucky soul making the mistake to land there. Understand that the intention here isn't to be intentionally cruel to Weavoids, but it's to keep communities safe."
  • Gazelle: "..... And leaving them trap to their homeworld, suffering to any problems that may be a reason why they migrated as greatly as they did, is suppose to garrentie safety?!"
  • Syvar: "Listen, babe, I know this ain't no utopian concept, but, the alternative besides wiping them out of the face of the Universes is to basicly let them turn planets into the poster example of a screwed over planet filled with poisons?!"
  • Gazelle: "And what idiot gave you the impression of that?!"
  • Clifton: "Hey, you speak about Oakaan with more respect then that?!"
  • Gazelle: "Does he have EVIDENCE that any "Infected world" was truely gone?"
  • Syvar: "..... Okay, admitingly, other then his word, no, no he has not. (Sarcasticly) But since he's a Yateron, I guess we HAVE to trust his word, because he's a Yateron."
  • Gazelle: "You people do realised we meet PLEANTY of examples where Yaterons are not muy muy grando! Glutus, Gormac, even the Suprime Commander, comes to mind?!"
  • Xandy: "Okay, so General Butt, Dorkmac and Blab-Crappy were probally poor examples of the Yaterons, but Oakaan? He's a living war hero that saved our united universes from Weavoid infestation in the Weavoid War! He now lives on as the leading Exilest of the Exile Sheild of Weavii."
  • Clifton: "The guy is a legend among Yaterons, he's fit for his age, he's tough, he's a proud warrior, he's.... (Pulls out a toy of a green Yateron with a wild beard) HE'S AN ACTION FIGURE?! (The toy squacks)."
  • Icky: "Look, impressive as that résumé is, what we learn from our Hercules adventure is three things: Fidget is not a good protecter of babies and that we also can't expect perfection from people, but the one thing related to this case: Being a big shot is not the same as being a true hero. Hype is not an accreate representation of what a person is really like. A celeberty would end up doing something so IMMENSELY stupid or controverseal that the hype is gone! Once so, you'll end up seeing the idol as what they really are: Another impure, easily corruptable mortal, like everyone else. And Yaterons? They may have godly tec, but that doesn't make them less mortal! Butt, Gory and Blab-Crappy are proof that Yaterons can still have their fair-share selection of assholes like everyone else!"
  • Lord Shen: "It just amazes me that anyone of you would not look a Yateron with caution after Glutus and Gormac! Let alone the Ehswan controversy and that the Ex-Suprime Commander tried to cover it up like the cospirating rat he was!"
  • Hudson: "Well, with Glutus, it could be just Mieber's sun getting to him. With Gormac? Okay, HE could just be too entitled for his own good to see the point. And to give the Former Suprime Commander credit, hey, he was only looking out for the Yaterons' credability. The mistake with the Ehswans is earnestly NOT a pretty one! It doesn't mean that the pedistal we given to the Yaterons is, entirely false."
  • Shifu: "And by all no means is it suppose to suggest that. We are saying that maybe not every individual needs to be given the same exceptations of exsellence when not every individual is alike!"
  • Icky: "Just as much it's bad to except a race to be ALL bad, it's just as unhelpful to expect them all to be saints! That leaves people ripe for being easily cheated and lied too! A would-be conman doesn't have to try too hard, beacause if he's a Yateron, he can sell germ-infested garbage for pocket change if people can trust his word for it because of him being a Yateron! People wouldn't question an obvious racist fanactic tyrant if it was a Yateron saying such garbage! A corrupt corperation can basicly do whatever they want because their CEO's a Yateron-"
  • Zosimo: "Not if the Infernus Rule has a say to that-"
  • Icky: "WHO, has diplomatic immunity from ALL rules, even that one which we'll save on asking about in a later date! Ya see the pattern I'm getting across? It's reverseo racisum in that you LIKE a race too much to see their flaws?!"
  • Clifton: "..... Are you saying we like Yaterons too much to the point of it being detrimental?!"
  • Iago: "Would Glutus, Gormac, and Blabcrap espeically, had risen to power if it wasn't true?"
  • Samantha: "Everyone, we are getting side-tracked! We need to talk about the Weavoid-"
  • Gazelle: "HIS NAME IS JEFF, YOU-"
  • Ignitus: "ALL OF YOU CALM DOWN?! (Everyone looks at Ignitus).... The moral complexities of this situation, while valueable for future discussion, have to take backseat to the fact that the Weavoids have arrived here illegally. We can no longer deny this fact. We may, have to deport the Weavoids back in the AUU and back into their native home."
  • Gazelle: "WHAT?! Ignitus, no?! What if they kill Jeff and the others?!"
    Ignitus: "An unfortunate thought, but, politcally, we can't exactly help with this. You have to acknowledge that he was a product of an illegal slave trade operation. And that he came in our universes illegally with others. We can't legally accept them."
  • Gazelle got before Jeff and stood in the way!
  • Gazelle: "I'm not letting any of you take Jeff?!"
  • Sandy: "Look, Giselle, I get why you're upset, but, we have to trust the HA's word here. Even if you rub the Weavoid War off as another case of bad politics, it doesn't change the fact that there's some bad blood with the Weavoids. And you have to remember that he got here thanks to a slave trade! Now, Madam Trader may have some misguided intentions behind it, but for all we know, Trader could just be looney and Weavoids could POTAINTIONALLY be dangerious if the conditions were right!"
    Gazelle: "You don't actselly believe this, do you?!"
  • Lord Shen: "Look, Miss Gazelle, we can clearly see that Jeff poses no.... Intermediate threat. But what if the unsentient vermin he's been eating can no longer satisfy him? And pancakes can only be good for so long after having so many! He could graduate from mere rodents to something with more meat, and that constint hunting could lead to a rise of feralness! It could get to a point that he no longer even rekindises himself, let alone the rest of us! The prospect in of itself could pose a risk to both YOU and any innosent of the planet! Espeically if Kairi were to visit! And remember that deal of ours, if Jeff even shows a SLIGHT ability to be a problem, he HAS to leave?! That, was the deal?!"
  • Jeff: ".... (Sad sounding) I hate to say it mom, but, he's right. It's only fair. I don't wanna end up hurting you in some foreseenable event."
  • Gazelle: "(Tears are ruining her make-up) Jeff, please don't talk like that! You're at an emotional state and don't know what to think about at the moment?!"
  • Icky pulls out a pot and kettle.
NC Pot Calling the Kettle Black

NC Pot Calling the Kettle Black

  • Gazelle: "NOT HELPING, ICKY?!"
  • Ruther: "Aw come on Gazelle, even the Weavoid agrees that it can't stay here! What gives?!"
  • Tollund: "Look, Miss Gazelle, if it helps, since Jeff and the other Weavoids, for being, anomalies, haven't really harmed anything.... Well, nothing sentient anyway, can't say much for common household pests, we'll..... We'll see about NOT having them getting the exicution chamber. It's something, exclusive for the Weavii Exile Sheild Station, by the by. And though, Oakaan won't be wild about the idea, he'll have to accept by honor of the Yateron code of good wordsmenship. We'll get him to make a vow to never harm Jeff or the others. Sound's fair?"
  • Gazelle had a brief mingrain of Weavoids being scared!
  • Gazelle: ".... I can't take any chances?! I'm worried he may not live up to such a world?! If you want my Jeff, you'll have to drag him AND me?!"
  • Magnum: "(Sighs)..... Why must people do this the hard way?"
  • Shrek: "..... Leave Gazelle to us, you guys get Jeff."
  • Gazelle was hyperventlating as the heroes close in.

The Weavii Exile Sheild.

Space.

  • The Van was seen traveling through AUU space with the HA ship.
  • Inside, resided a heavly restrainted Gazelle who clearly looks more then unhappy.
  • Duke: "..... Look, Giselle, I know your miffed about this, but, the HA said they'll see about getting those Exilests to, ya know, to not (Moves his hand across his neck to mimic a killing motion), do that."
  • Gazelle: "That's about it, Duke?! What if that promise isn't kept?"
  • Duke: "Oh don't worry, then the guy will have to answer to us! I promise ya, we wouldn't agree to drag Jeff out here if he was in any legit danger here. And the HA have good faith in the guy being on the up-in-up, so maybe it wouldn't be so bad."
  • Gazelle: "For everyone's sake, he better be. (Gets another Mindgrain of Weavoids being destroyed by a lazer)........ I hope so."

HA Ship.

  • Xandy seems to be sparaticly looking for something!
  • Hudson: "Hey, Xands, what exactly are you looking for?"
  • Xandy: "My limited edition Zakkus Fur Simulated Oakaan Beard! I wanna prove that he's among a dedicated fan?!"
  • Hudson: "..... I always wanted to ask..... What is with that guy's interest in beards anyway?"
  • Xandy: "Oh, Oakaan's a beard enfusiest. Plain and simple, Huds."
  • Hudson: "Well, you and Clifton seem awfully interested in him, Xandy."
  • Xandy: "Well for Cliff, he was apart of a fan club in his youth for Oak, but, for me..... Well, remember when I mentioned that Oakaan was my inspiration for being a hero, well, among others? Well, he, was why I even wanted to stand up to people like Xerxes to begin with. The Weavoids were probuly the most intimidating and infectious threat our universes had known since the Bruud, and, he just stood up to them."
  • Hudson: "Well, it, wasn't like he was the only one to do so, to be frank, I mean, giant bugs became less imtimidating if you have an army by your side-"
  • Xandy: "Well, he certainly had no problems on when he fought Weavoids on his own. He is perhaps the greatest Yateron to exist, Hudson!"
  • Hudson: "Well, it, doesn't seem to make Gazelle, less worried."
  • Xandy: "Aw don't worry, alot of that's just material instict, it can make a lady abit rash at times."
  • Hudson: "Well, okay, if you say so. Still, ain't it, interesting, that the Weavoid, "Jeff", was actselly capable of talking, and, well, didn't turned the Lougers' place into an infectious heckhole?"
  • Xandy: "Well, "Jeff" could at best be an anomally, or with those others in mind, likely geneticly modifived to behaive like that in thanks to that crazy Madam Trader! They may've had a Zhaerk that was a DAMN good Geneticist that did alot of genetic re-wiring!"
  • Hudson: "Well, alot of the Zhaerks and the Zhaerunas are, pretty much average gun-trotting mercs. Lodon seemed insistent that none of them even knew what a Genome is. And we can diffently rule out it being done by Madam Trader's son, because..... Hey, we know how Male Zhaerthis are often naterol born idiots. It's kinda why the race live in a matrearchy."
  • Xandy: "Oh trust me Hud, Gazzy has NOTHING to fear from Oakaan. (Pulls out the fake beard) FINALLY, YES, I FOUND IT!"
  • Hudson: "Well, okay, if you say so."

Clifton's Cabin

  • Clifton was excitingly setting up action figures of Oakaan, some iconic Yateron Soldiers and of exaggeratedly designed Weavoids.
  • Clifton: "I can't believe I'm going to meet Oakaan Yolze Poisogus, The Weaving War Hero! Greatest oppertunity ever!"
  • Samantha came in.
  • Samantha: "You seem, rather excited to meet Oakaan."
  • Clifton: "Who wouldn't?!"
  • Samantha: "Well, Gazelle isn't."
  • Clifton: "Oh don't worry about that, that's just maternal insticts in maximum overdrive, it'll pass once she sees how cool Oakaan is."
  • Samantha: "Well that's what concerning me. The fact she had been able to establish any bond with the Weavoid, "Jeff", at all, as suppose to Jeff infecting and/or killing the occupents of the Lougers' temple."
    Clifton: "I'm banking my money Trader had his egg and the others modifived so that doesn't happen to prove her crazy throey correct."
  • Samantha: "Not many of those mercenary Zhaerks and Zhaerunas were capable of genectic altering, Clifton. Heck, one of them would probuly mistake the word Genome, for the name of a mythical creature. And we know we can't suspect Trader's son, because we know how intellectually inferior the males of the Zhaerthis race infamously tend to be."
  • Clifton: "Well, perhaps Trader herself either had secret talents we still yet to figure out, or there was a 3rd party involved that we've yet to discover. Either way, point is, we stopped it at all."
  • Samantha: "Well, thing is, I sensed no anomallity of an artifcal kind within the Weavoids. In fact, I also didn't sensed any risk of infection nor any potaintional hostile nature. Not even the weaving flu. It's as if, everything we knew about Weavoids could be inaccreate."
  • Clifton: "Or it's simply because "Jeff" and those other Weavoids didn't got the chance to be proper Weavoids. It could be just as much that, Sam."
  • Samantha: "It doesn't make me feel, any less uneasy about taking them back to their planet."
  • Clifton: "Look, Sam, I get what your saying, and if things were different, we'd let the Weavoids stay if no harm was done. But we have to remember that they were brought in illegally by a UIS-race member nutcase, and sold as pets! That's proxy slavery! Remember that Weavoids are a Teadr 7 race, Sam. That makes them illegal immigrants. Also, sure, these Weavoids are harmless, but for how long? They can't survive on vermin and otherworldly foods forever, Sam. Eventually their true nature's gonna bust out and shit REALLY hits the fan! And don't worry about Gazelle and any others that adopted the Weavoids being pissy at us, the Grand Council promises to offer conpinstation pets as apology gifts. I mean, come on, Gazelle and the other Weavoid buyers only had them for like, two weeks?"
  • Samantha: "Well, they may've only known the Weavoids for such a short period of time, but Bonds are easy to establish, yet hard to replace. The void these Weavoids have left when we taken them, are not easy to replace."
  • Clifton: "..... Well, better leaving the Louger's United Universes with some people being mad at us then having it become the epicenter of the next Weavoid War. Sometimes being a hero doesn't always end with people appresiating what your doing. But ya know. Better safe then sorry."
  • Samantha: "I hope that you're right and that I am over-analising the situation."
  • Clifton: "I know I'm right, because it's Oakaan?! I mean, how bad could he possability be in real life?"
  • Samantha: "Ya know, they say it's considered unadvisable to meet your idols for a reason."
  • Clifton: "Well, the worse I would imagine him being like, is old and embittered. There's no way he can be worse then that."

The Exile Sheild Station.

  • This music played as Yateron Exilests were saluting emotionlessly as a familier green heavy-bearded Yateron in unige sofisicated armor was seen walking across the asle angerly and impaient looking as he reached a control room and forcefully opened the self opening door!
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06 - March Of Farquuad

  • The Control staff salued apawn his abrupt arriveal.
  • Control Chief: "Exilist Leader on board. Good morning Oakaan."
  • Oakaan: "(Drago Bludfist-like tone) Silence, fool....... What is the destination arrival of those Grand Council Lap Rogs and the Aliens?"
  • Control Chief: "They'll jump-drive into the system in the next 5 minutes, sir."
  • Oakaan: "Hmmpth! They couldn't arrive quick enough?! Have they captured the Weavoids and the Zhaerthis trader?!"
  • Control Chief: "Affirmative, sir. Madam Petit will arrive her to join with her son and the mercenaries in the holding bay."
  • Oakaan: "Good. Guess the Lap-Rogs weren't as useless as I anpisipated them to be. I look forword to "Taking Care" of the Weavoids, and to have my fun with the Zhaerthis female, her son, and the mercenaries before it's time for them to be taken to Oranos, provided UIS would even allow that for the Zhaerthis duo."
  • Control Chief: "Knowing that UIS is VERY insistent they deal with any members of s UIS race doing something unacceptable themselves? Not likely sir."
  • Oakaan: "Well, at least Oranos will get to see Zhaerks and Zharerunas being stored into it, since they don't tecnecally have an offictal membership to UIS, just a kinship with the Zhaerthis. But I will still get to enjoy punishing the bug myself once I get my hands on her. The horrors I intend to inflict on her and her idiot son. I will saver every agonising moment to it's limit, until I make them a painful enough exsample to that bug cuddler race of hers that I, Oakaan, will not have my control over the Exile Sheild challnaged?! And the greatest indignent punishment of all is beyond her son..... But those Weavoids."
  • Control Chief: "And if your asked to not harm the Weavoids, sir?"
  • Oakaan: "(Chuckles), Don't worry. I am prepared for any would-be scenario. I'll just say that I won't, and if any of the HA are silly fans of mine, they'll mindlessly buy it like idiots and the rest would be helpless to do nothing but consider it. I am a famous war hero after all. No would would figure to distrust me."
  • Control Chief: "Of course not, sir. (The camera panned to reveil that the chief had a chip on his neck, with the initionals of VA on it, implying a darker truth underlaying the operation). They would have to be crazy to not see it."
  • Oakaan: "Good. That'll be all. (Leaves)."

The Heroes Act Ship holding bay.

  • Jeff and several weavoids, some crying, are seen huddled togather in the same holding cell.
  • Madam Trader was in a cell not too far and was heart-broken by the sight.
  • Madam Trader: "...... I am sorry, young ones...... I failed you....... I failed the Zharethis people..... I failed myself..... I failed, to correct an injustice."
  • Madam Trader curled up and began weeping.
  • Hudson and Samantha were over-hearing this and further questioned themselves on what they are doing.
  • Hudson: ".... Maybe it would've been a good thing if we had failed to stop Trader's operation."
  • Samantha: "I know, but, remember what it has been said. It was better to have been safe then sorry. Now, let's, let's leave them alone. We should arrive in the Exile Station soon."
  • Hudson and Samantha left.

The Exile Sheild station landing bay.

  • The Van and the HA ship arrived in and landed as Exile Troops stood in waiting as Oakaan arrived and waited at the end.
  • The HA ship opened up and a large cage holding the captured Weavoids were seen being pushed by the strongest of the HA, while Zosimo was bringing in Madam Trader in cuffs.
  • The Lougers and a still fairly restrained Gazelle came out of the Van as well.
  • Oakaan: "....... Welcome aboard to the Weavii Exile Sheild Station. It relieves me to know that a Weavoid smuggling operation was stopped before it really got to do serious damage."
  • Two heavy breathings were heard as Xandy with the fake beard on and Clifton wearing a costumed verson of Oakaan's armor were seen already beside him to his clear discomfert.
  • Xandy/Clifton: "(Unison) Hi Oakaan, we're your biggest fans!"
  • Oakaan: "...... (Quietly) Oh good grief, I didn't think they would be THIS bad. (Sighs), Well Oakaan, you made your bed, sleep in it. (Openly) I, can clearly see that."
  • Gazelle stares suspitiously at how Oakaan reacted to that.
  • Duke: "Hey, alot of famous people tend to react like that when people act as weird as they do."
  • Gazelle: "It's not that I'm suspitious of. There is just something that, that doesn't smell right."
  • Oakaan looked at Madam Trader and walked torwords her.
  • Oakaan: "You didn't actselly think that you were going to get away with what you nearly did, did you Trader? Just what did you see in these beasts that the rest of us can't?"
  • Madam Trader: "...... More then what you had blinded the people from."
  • Oakaan: "Tch..... (Quietly) I look forword to make an exsample out of you yet, Zhaerthis."
  • Gazelle gave a stern look at Oakaan, suspitious of the quiet words.
  • Duke: "..... Ok, kid, remember what Trader was guilty of, so, it wouldn't be fair to expect the guy to act nice to her."
  • Gazelle: "It doesn't ease my concerns on the implications of what he meant by "Exsample"."
  • Oakaan: "(To the heroes) How's about a tour of the station while your here since you resolved this issue almost relitively quickly?"
  • Zosimo: "Well, we do need to take Trader to the station's brig for a temporary stay until the oranos transport arrives to pick her and her followers up. So, we may as well make it scenic."
  • Oakaan: "Good, good. I think you will find that this station is otherwise a well disoplened operation, and what Trader did, is merely a fluke. Come this way. (Turns to see Xandy and Clifton act like creepy super fans) GAH?!"
  • Xandy: "Sign my beard?"
  • Clifton: "Sign my limited edition symetic Oakaan armor?"
  • Oakaan: ".... Uhhhh, my apologies, I, misplaced my pen, so, (Xandy and Clifton pulled out jars of pens)...... Aw, arse me!"
  • Gazelle stared further unamused by this.
  • Duke: ".... Again, Xandy and Cliff are being real creepers right now, how IS he suppose to react?"
  • Gazelle: "Again, is not that what's worry me. He seems rather unwilling to even dedicate a small bit of time to attend to fans."
  • Duke: "It could be simply because he wasn't prepared for fans period, let alone guys like Xandy and Clifton. Now, try not to be paranoid about this?"
  • Oakaan: "Leave the Weavoids here in the bay. They won't be going anywhere, for a good, long time."
  • Gazelle gotten another mindgrain of a familier figure killing Weavoids!
  • Gazelle had a paniced breath!
  • Duke: "Okay, calm down, kid. Calm down. Maybe this stress is over-reacting with your Uniter powers."
  • Gazelle said nothing as the group left the contained weavoids alone as Madam Trader looked on forlornedly at the Weavoids, as Jeff was seen being solum and depressed.

Control station.

  • Oakaan: "(The group entered) May I introduse you all to the most impourent of the Exile Sheild Station. The Main Control. This place is what operates the entire Sheild. This is the most impourent and vulerable of the sheild. Should it be compromised, so will it's ability to prevent a new Weavoid war. And when the last one happened, the Yaterons lost the ability to keep the planets Zaccon, Daethecar, and Ulcrom. Now the planets lay useless and unsuitable for anything not a Weavoid."
  • Madam Trader: "I had actselly been to those three planets, and the only evidence of the weavoid war was the ruins. There was no toxicity concern at all! In fact, Zaccon is not even an actual lava planet?! A swamp? Yes. But not an actual lava planet! And though Daethecar is a ruined ecumenopolis planet, there is no toxity concern and life still exists there. And the most damning piece of evidence to prove the Weavoid's innosence is Ulcrom! The fact that it now has a thriving culture of insects discourage any claim of toxity! But the biggest of all is Weavii! It is not, and I qoute, "A swampy semi-desert wasteland planet which is infested with ravenous insects, has a green sky as the result of it's high concentration of radon, which also makes the atmosphere toxic to otherworldly beings, has massive wastelands and scrap-yards that are crawling with giant predator bugs", it is actselly a beautiful paradise!"
  • Oakaan: "(Laughs)....... The old insect is clearly out of her mind."
  • Madam Trader: "If any of those insipid lies were true, would I even BE here right now?! You would think that those planets would be more dead then they appear if that nonsense you made up was even minorly correct?! Ulcrom wouldn't've have a thriving bug culture if your nonsense was even REMOTELY accreate?! Hasn't anyone even take a good look at them?!"
  • Samantha: "Admitingly, for supposedly dead worlds, they, do look alive."
  • Oakaan: "Well, that's simple. It's because the toxity is dying down abit. Just keep in mind that it takes a VERY good while before they become hapitable again, say..... Another several centauries at best, maybe 3 in a half centauries in a good day."
  • Madam Trader: "You desperate charlatin?! You know that there's something valueable and worth this horror you reaped onto the Weavoids on that planet, is there?! All this is a front to quietly extinquish the race so you can have that secret to yourself?! You know how exile sheilds are stagnation devices at best, the worse thing for a current problem at worse?! And the Weavoids are suffering from over-population because their reproductive rates are very misproportionate?! They would soon end up running out of food and rations in the planet and face mass starvation under your cruelty?!"
  • Oakaan: "Oh? And your idea to help them was to sold off their children as pets?"
  • Madam Trader: "I won't pretend it was an ideal opition, but it at least would've eased the burden on those poor creatures!"
  • Oakaan: "And how were you gonna atthive that with only yourself and a few mercenaries?"
  • Madam trader: "I would've gotten stronger and richer. I could've hired more men and build even more ships to really help the Weavoids' over-population crisis. I could've given the new generation a chance for a new life."
  • Oakaan: "Tch. You were going to get the Lougers' universes infested with those creatures?! Unless you did some genectic modifications on them or if they were anominalies-"
  • Madam Trader: "I did nothing to them. And they were not anominalies. (The Heroes stared shocked and became even more curious about Jeff's and the other Weavoid's behavior.)...."
  • Oakaan: "(Surprised and worried)..... Then..... Then how did those Weavoids you brought there been able to act like they do?"
  • Madam Trader: "They process a trait that allows them to mimic the ones who care for them. A DNA trait that enables a Weavoid to become a product of their evioment. In where because Jeff and other Weavoids were placed in Usabothian nurtured evioments, or, "English" in the Lougers' case, they were able to speak it perfectly as if it was naterol of them. Why, surely you noticed that the misfits have no noticable case of infection or sickness of any kind?"
  • Lord Shen: ".... Actselly..... We never exspearienced any such horror of the so-called Weavoid wars whatsoever. So, yes, I do see what you mean, madam."
  • Oakaan: "Oh you could've just as easily had those eggs disinfected so they would be marketable?!"
  • Madam Trader: "This much I admit, I may've played a part in making the eggs more sanitary, but it shows that your oh-so-feared infections is just as easily combatable as average germs and bacteria with the right products. So it makes the idea of making Weavii's neightbering planets being uninhabititable, unreasonably lazy of the oh-so-great Yaterons to even do if they are amongst the greatest of the USRA, is it not?"
  • Oakaan: "(Blabbers like an idiot)!"
  • Madam Trader: "But then again, like I said..... There IS, no toxity there! There is no toxicness! Now, I admit that the native Weavoids have a noticeable hygene problem, but with perfected disinfectents, your claimed toxity goes down the toilet like the shit you had spewed out!"
  • Oakaan: "OKAY THAT'S ENOUGH!? (Silence reigned as Gazelle was more then convinced that something was up).... What did I had to gain to talk with crazy people?"
  • Madam Trader: "I do believe that was what I was gonna say about my interactions with you."
  • Oakaan growled annoyed and angerly as he violently gripped his fists togather!
  • Zosimo: "Mr. Oakaan?"
  • Oakaan: "WHAT?!"
  • Zosimo: ".... How's, about we just take Trader and her group to Oranos ourselves so you don't have to put up with her messing around with you? Now, certain facts of the Weavoids do intrigue me, but I should focus more on the job first."
  • Oakaan calms down abit.
  • Oakaan: "Very well! Get her and her ilk off of my station?!"
  • Clifton: "Oh, we almost forgot, can you, instead of any likely plans to kill the Weavoids, maybe just send them back into the planet? Gazelle earnestly bonded with one called "Jeff", and, she's, already kinda over-reacting to how the Weavoids had been treated, so, could you be a pal and do that?"
  • Oakaan: "(Allowed himself to further calm down and maintain a 'Friendly' but creepy smiling face) Alchourse. (Arrives to Gazelle) I'll have those Weavoids, perimently taken cared off."
  • Gazelle gets a mindgrain and gets a Uniter Vision of Jeff and other Weavoids being forcefully shoved into an exicution chamber as the Weavoids entered a panic fit as a horrorfying lazer rose from the cealing, and fired down onto the Weavoids and started to kill them! Then she gotten following visions of simular cases of Weavoids in the Weaving Wars being mindlessly killed even when they weren't being a threat to anything with simular lazers or waves of soldiers shooting them down like mad! Oakaan was amongst the leading soldiers leading the slaughter and even used a custom-made Bladed-Gun that fired a compated Qurrintie Lazer that killed Weavoids! Then she gotten a vision of a younger Oakaan finding a beautiful field of shiny stones, scemeing to take it all for himself, and use misunderstandings on the Weavoids' parts to began an attack on them without serious punishment, and then implanted VA chips onto the Soldiers of the Exile Sheild Station.
  • Gazelle finally came out of it as everyone stared in shock of her, even Oakaan was abit surprised!
  • Oakaan: ".... Uh, are you fine? Ya, kinda conked out. Are you even in healthy condition?"
  • Gazelle: "(Turns very angery at him!)"
  • Oakaan: "...... Uhhh, is there a, problem-"
  • Gazelle: "YOU MONSTER?! (Kicks Oakaan in the croutch VERY HARD!)"
  • Oakaan: "(Hi-pitched voice) G'OHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!"
  • Aside from Xandy and Clifton who stared in bewidlered shock and embarrisment, the rest of the HA facepalmed in grimaced as the Majority of the Lougers stared in either shock, embarisment, or cringe in the fact Oakaan was in a great deal of pain!
  • Po/Alex: "OHHHHHHH?!"
  • Marty: "Right in the batteries!"
  • Duke: "Yeesh! I hope that guy wasn't planning to have kids one day!"
  • Mantis: "I think that may've been enough that he has eracttile disfuntction now!"
  • Bubbha: "Assuming his genitals survived that is!"
  • Icky: "Worse off, HE WAS WEARING ARMOR TOO?!"
  • Madam Trader laughed uncontrolabley!
  • Gazelle broke free of her restraints and picks up a panicing Oakaan, and tosses him across the control room!
  • Oakaan: "(Hi-Pitch) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHH (Crashes into the Main Controls) BLACCCCCCCH?!"
  • Control Chief: "THE MAIN CONTROLS?! IT'S BEEN COMPROMSIED?!"

Outside.

  • The Sheild's engery began to die down as the Sheild opened up from the top and began to fall down, freeing the planet from it.

Inside.

  • Control Staff 1: "Sheild is down! Weavii has been freed?!"
  • Control Staff 2: "The controls are damaged!? There's no way to get repairs down here quick enough to stop it?!"
  • Gazelle smacked Zosimo down and grabbed Madam Trader and ran off!
  • Control Chief: "SECURITY BREACH?! SECURITY BREACH?! A HERO HAS WENT BONKERS?! CONTAIN HER?!"

Sheild holder bridge.

  • A Long Bridge standing over open space and the sight of the planet was seen as things were maintained by a forcefield keeping air in!
  • Gazelle was seen holding Madam Trader as she ran!
  • Gazelle: "We need to get the Weavoids out of this station?!"
  • Madam Trader: "The only safe place for now is the planet itself?! We'll take the Weavoids back to the colony I made this deal with! One of your hero ships would be too predictable and they would've already gotten the Weavoids out of the bay at this point?! We'll have to take an Exiler ship?!"
  • Gazelle: "Good?! (Soldiers were chargeing from both sides) Leave this to me?!"
  • Madam Trader: "LOOK OUT?!"
  • Gazelle tosses Madam Trader up into the air and having her fly as she began to smack soldiers off of the bridge and crashing into the forcefield!
  • A soldier in grabbler armor charged and grabbed Gazelle, but she began to spin with the grabbler on and tossed him right onto the bridge and breaking it, causing subsiquint soldiers to fall where they were on!
  • As Gazelle was effertlessly overwealming the soldiers, she and Madam Trader who followed escaped and made it at the end of the bridge as reinforcements charged from where Gazelle ran from!
  • Gazelle brought out her Uniter Blade and destroyed the bridge, causing the reinforcements to fall down with the destroyed bridge!
  • Soldiers: "WE'RE OKAY?!"
  • Gazelle and Trader ran off!

Hallway.

  • Some Soldiers were seen pushing the Weavoid Cage in due to the situation, as they were reaching the exicution chamber!
  • But Gazelle appeared quickly and knocked down some soldiers!
  • A Cowerdly Soldier: "AYYYYYYAA?! OKAY, YOU HAVE HAVE HAVE THEM?! (Trader Appeared and grabbed him, then smacked him into the cage, knocking him out!) DO-AH?!"
  • Trader grabbed a gun and used it to break the Weavoid cage!
  • Jeff: "MOM?! Miss Trader?"
  • Gazelle: "No time to explain, Jeff?! We need to get to the Exile Ship Bay!"
  • Gazelle and Trader lead the Weavoids off!

Main Control Room.

  • Some Control Room Staff pulled Oakaan out of the controls, reveiling that his beard has been partically damaged and frizzled, as an Exiler ship was seen escaping
  • Oakaan: "...... (Voice returns to normal-ish)..... MISFITS?!"
  • The Lougers and the HA flinched?!
  • Oakaan: "My, office, NOW?!"

Leader's Qourters.

  • Oakaan was pacing left and right before the embarrised lougers and HA as Oakaan clearly looks angered.
  • Oakaan: "...... Your, space "messiah", pulled a very pariah act?! She, planted the seeds of what could potaintionally be a new Weaving war?! She, endangered countless lives, just to protect a few bugs?!"
  • Telathon: "Well, tecnecally Weavoids are more with the Aratnid family, and-"
  • Oakaan: "AND YOU IDIOTS WERE THE ONES THAT BROUGHT HER HERE?! A New Weaving War, because of a bunch of hokey heroes and space clown aliens?!"
  • Patrick: "Hey, we are NOT space clowns?! (Honk-honk was heard) (Looks at a bicycle horn-clock) OH BOY, FACE-PIE TIME?! (Pulls out a pie and smacks himself in the face with it!)"
  • Oakaan: "..... (Sarcasticly) My mistake. These are diffently the beings that defeated the Villains Act and countless others. (Angerly) I FIND IT HARD TO IMAGINE, THAT ALL OF THOSE THREATS, LOST, TO YOU IDIOTS?!"
  • Icky: "They could hardly believe it too."
  • Oakaan: "SHUT UP!? I, WANT THAT INSULT TO THE NAME OF, WHATEVER KIND OF MESSIAH SHE'S SUPPOSE TO BE, AND THE PRISONER, CAPTURED?! I COULD CARE LESS ABOUT THE RELEASED WEAVOIDS AT THIS POINT?! JUST BRING THOSE TWO BACK?!"
  • Clifton: "D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-Don't worry, Mr. Oakaan sir, we, we got this in the bag!"
  • Zosimo: "Oakaan, sir, I would like to offer my services to repair the exile sheild and-"
  • Oakaan: "I ALREADY HAVE A REPAIR TEAM FOR THAT?! NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHTS AND GET TO WORK?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW?!"
  • The shouts echo as the Van and the HA Ship already flew off!

Inside the Van.

  • The HA were seen via screen.
  • Xandy: "NICE SO-CALLED SPACE "MESSIAH" GUYS?! SHE BASICLY RISKED A NEW WEAVING WAR?! I mean, in one hand, it was always kinda a fantasy of mine to fight a new Weaving War with Oakaan, BUT I DIDN'T WANT IT TO COME TRUE LIKE THIS?! I rather it be a VA villain's fault or a glitch in the Exile Sheild to be why this is going to happen, NOT BECAUSE OF US?!"
  • Zosimo: "Ya'll do realise our reputations are at risk now, ya hear?"
  • Magnum: "I hate to sound like I am mad, but I must protest Gazelle's failure to withheld her bondings to the Weavoid called, "Jeff". I am willing to pardon all this as maternal instict at a logical concludtion, but-"
  • Shifu: "We believe it may be more then that."
  • Qwincy: "Oh really? Then enlighten us on HOW WE SHOULD PARDON THE START OF A NEW WEAVOID WAR?!"
  • Lord Shen: "First of, Gazelle has clearly looked as if she has gotten a vision on what could potaintionally really be going on here. It could be possable there's something about the Weavoids and their world that Oakaan's not telling us about."
  • Xandy: "ARE YOU TRYING TO IMPLY OAKAAN IS KEEPING SECRETS?!"
  • Tigress: "Well consider this: If Oakaan was indeed like what you said, and everything about the Weavoids up until this point had been accreate, then why did the Lightflies not came over and halted Gazelle?"
  • Silence......
  • Hudson: "..... Maybe, we were out of their range?"
  • Shifu: "WRONG?! Their queen is connected to the Uniter through the Uniter Blade! She is the first to know when a Uniter has did something unacceptable! She would've magicly teleported to these universes and intervined and quell Gazelle's rampage. She shares everything with her, even the visions. Likely she has seen what Gazelle has seen, and therefore, knows that Gazelle isn't doing anything wrong."
  • Tollund: ".....Let's say that's right. What exactly is Oakaan hiding if all this is true?"
  • Duke: "That's what Giselle wants us to find out. And the only way to do that, is to enter that planet."
  • Cloakblade: "You want us to enter that toxic deathtrap?"
  • Shifu: "Again, if everything you believe about Weavoids is true, then Gazelle wouldn't've been so confident to head to the planet. And remember what Madam Trader said."
  • Ruther: "DID IT EVER OCCURED TO YOU GUYS THAT MAYBE TRADER COULD BE INSANE?! The Zhaerthis race are overtly sympathic to Weavoids to a fault! I mean, it may be possable that they're ammuned to Weavoid posion, so it could be WHY entering the worlds were never BAD for them?!"
  • Mantis: "Well we're never gonna know, WHAT'S TRUE AND WHAT'S NOT, IF WE DON'T GO DOWN THERE AND SEE FOR OURSELVES!?"
  • Zosimo: "OKAY FINE?! We'll take the time to suit up and wear toxin protection before we head to the planet, just to be safe."
  • Lord Shen: "Very well. Never hurts to be cautious. We'll get to the planet soon afterwords. Lougers out. (The screen closes). Okay everyone, time to suit up."

Finding Gazelle and Jeff.

​A suit-up later.

  • The Van and the HA Ship were finally going torwords the Planet Weavii.
  • In the Louger's van, the HA screen came up as both heroes were seen in hazmat suits.
  • Xandy: "Okay guys, don't forget what we're going into. This isn't Limid or Hoihoi we're going into. This, is Planet Weavii. The most disgusting, inhospitiabe and hostile world anyone would dare venture into. It's a swampy semi-desert wasteland planet infested with ravenous insects, has a green sky as the result of it's high concentration of radon, which also makes the atmosphere toxic to otherworldly beings, has massive wastelands and scrap-yards that are crawling with giant predator bugs, the flora is all over the place, and let's not forget the main attraction, the Weaviods themselves. Those nasty sons of grutts are infamously known as the creatures responsible for the 50-year Weaving Wars that were fought between them and the Yatorans 100 years after the AUU Second Cartoonian War, and a 2-year war before that with the Ehswans. The buggers are noted for standing up to 10.8ft tall, and are noted for their apricot abdomens, their green blood, their 6 spider-like legs, their long necks with insectoid heads and 8 eyes, their 2 arms with one brachium and two forearms and clawed hands, and their hair-like structures which are useful as urticating hairs. They are infamous for their ability to vomit corrosive green acid which consist of not just substances that are also used in their adhesive webbing which is malleable and can be made as light as plastic or strong as steel, but also infectious of their commonly-spread disease, the weaving fever, which has symptoms that include green spots, nausea, weakening muscles, and often times blood poisoning. These creatures reproduce rapidly thanks to colonies having multiple queens and drones, both of which are capable of defending themselves through their acid and disease, and the races' bites can often lead to either infection or of an infamous effect of mutating into a hybrid, though this effect is only common in queens. Other caste members include crafters which produce the web structures and provide food for the colony, the warriors which make up the pinnacle of the invasion forces with their acid and disease, and the juggernauts which are the largest of the caste and are capable of launching larger sprays of acid, as well as an explosive acid ball comprised of the same substance which comprises the eggs. The eggs are green in color, and hatch in 2 hours, and the babies look like a normal spider and have yet to gain their arms and necks, but are also deadly because of a growth span of 2 weeks and for also being able to defend themselves with their acidic spit. Their first war was against the Ehswans which lasted only two years and was quickly quelled back to their home planet. However, after the AUU Second Cartoonian War, the Weavoids were able to return and battle against the Yatorans, starting the Weavoid War which lasted up to 50 years, killing and infecting billions of innocent lives until they were wiped clean through a Quarantine Laser procedure, and were given an exile shield around their home planet to prevent it from spreading once again. And things were fine and dandy until your Space Messiah had to go and fudge it up!"
  • Lord Shen: "Do try to keep in mind that it's possable that some of that infomation may be inaccreate. Otherwise, I doubt Gazelle would risk another Weaving War otherwise."
  • Zosimo: "For all our sakes, I hope ya'll are right."
  • The Ships approuched the planet, and go through the thick green skies.
  • Xandy: "Okay ya'll, once this green gunk gets cleared up, prepare for the ugliest sight you'll ever-"
  • Everyone gasps to a silence......
  • The Ground of Weavii is actselly extremely beautiful......
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  • Bubbha: "..... Uhhhh, ma'am, if this is yer idear of ugly, then I don't wanna know what you consider perdy!"
  • Hudson: "Uhhhhhhh....... Guys...... Are we SURE this is suppose to be Weavii? Did we went to Ulcrom by mistake?"
  • Kolwalski: "..... No, the scanners do say that THIS IS Weavii!"
  • Tollund: "Impossable! Weavii's suppose to be an ugly-ass Swamped Desert Wasteland?!"
  • Zosimo: "But, it's a beautiful jungly forest?!"
  • Duke: "So basicly a rainforest?"
  • Samantha: "Not exactly, some parts are normal forests, other parts look like denser jungles."
  • Clifton: ".... This doesn't mean that Oakaan was lying! Maybe Weavii was once a Swampy desert when it was discovered by the Yaterons, then the planet could've eventually taken a radical change during it's exiled sheild days. Planets can go through freaky changes throughout history. It could be at best, outdated report reshurch we're dealing with here!"
  • Icky: "And yet Oak-head never figured to look at the planet every once-in-awhile?"
  • Clifton: "Hey, his job as an Exilst is suppose to keep the planet cut off, not look for noticeable changes. They're not suppose to resheach planet changes."
  • Pang Bing: "Actselly, I have sensed that, it's as if this world has changed very little throughout it's existence. I sensed nothing that would indicate it was once a swampy desert at some point."
  • Xandy: "..... But that doesn't mean the other dangers don't exist! We still have to think about the poison, the deadly beasts, and ESPEICALLY the Weavoids?!"
  • Shifu: "We do not doubt this for a second.... For now."
  • Zosimo: "Let's find a clearing for us to land in."
  • The Ships flew off to find a clearing.

A Clearing in the woods.

  • A lone Exilist ship was seen as the Lougers and HA arrived.
  • Spongebob's voice: "Hey, Gazelle was here."
  • The Van and the HA ship landed.
  • Zosimo's voice: "Okay, let's investigate the ship first. Just in case a horrendus accsident occured."

Inside the Lone Exilist Ship.

  • The HA cautiously venture into the ship as the Lougers acted very causually.
  • Ruther: "..... I'm noticing a distict lack of acidic webs here."
  • Icky: "Did it ever occured to you guys that maybe these Weavoids were too domesticated for that shit?"
  • Ruther: "We get that, but, ya never know, ya know?"
  • Lord Shen: "Well so far this ship is in relitively good condition."
  • Tollund: "Admitingly, it doesn't look like no battle took place here. I guess that rogue messiah had it under control."
  • Icky: "Oh don't tell me you were expecting Jeff and the other pasifived Weavoids to suddenly go berserk and turn on Gazelle, did you?!"
  • Clifton: "It's not the pasifived Weavoids we're worried about! It's the PROPER Weavoids! They could've sensed that some of their kind were in here and could've caused trouble?!"
  • Zosimo: "Well if trouble did occured, it's the dang cleanest ruckus I ever did seen."
  • Xandy: "Or we're just not there yet. Keep cautious."
  • The Lougers all sighed at that as the HA kept being over-drumaticly cautious.

Cargo bay.

  • The Heroes arrived, as the HA gasped to see that the Weavoid Cage..... Is completely fine.
  • Monkey: "..... Why are you gasping at a non-destroyed cage?"
  • Zosimo: "Both the fact that it's not melted into an acidic mess, and that the WEAVOIDS ARE LOOSE?! (The HA turned into more overly cautious as they smoshed togather into a defencive circle)"
  • Duke: "Aw, calm down, you dinglelings, they're obviously not here anymore!"
  • Pang Bing: "And it's safely assumed that they're not on the ship anymore! Even Trixie could've sensed an ounce of them if they were still on this hunk of metal."
  • Trixie: "Rude, but true! And if they aren't here, neither is Gazelle and the Mantis Woman."
  • Libby: "But I'm here."
  • Trixie: "..... The OTHER Mantis Woman."
  • Libby was confused.
  • Tyberious Jr: "I think she meant Madam Trader, sweetie."
  • Libby: "Oh. My apologies."
  • Zorra: "..... Okay, let's check the command bridge to find clues."
  • The heroes walked off.

Command Bridge.

  • The Command Bridge was just as fine as well.
  • Samantha: "Goodness. There is nary an onuce of evidence of a stuggle here at all."
  • Duke saw a piece of paper and went up to grab it.
  • Duke: "(Reads) "Dear Lougers and HA. Come find me and Jeff in the Weavoid colony Madam Trader got Jeff from. It is where an impourent-o secret is held. Please ondelay..... Heart, Gazelle."..... Oh thank goodness this means she's allright."
  • Shifu: "Not just that. It means that there is something more about the Weavoids then everyone is lead to believe."
  • Xandy: "Well THAT doesn't nessersarly means that Oakaan was lying?! For all we know, he didn't really knew too!"
  • Zorra: "Although it does bring further concern about why she was quick to kick Oakaan in the crotch."
  • Xandy: "She has a history of over-reacting, doesn't she? It could've been just that!"
  • Patrick: "Alcourse you would know, considering your own history."
  • Xandy: "..... OH IT'S ON, YA PINK FATASS?! (Pounces onto Patrick and starts beating him up as he screams into a fight cloud as the fight moves out of the command bridge and into a hallway!)"
  • Patrick's voice: "(SCREAMS IN PAIN?!)"
  • Everyone stares at that....
  • Patrick came back in with a toilet shoved into his head.
  • Patrick: "...... Somebody forgot to flush this thing....."
  • Qwincy: "..... Toilet humor..... (Sarcasticly) How classy....."
  • Zosimo sighs.......
  • Lord Shen: "Okay everyone, I do believe it is time to venture out into the planet."
  • Xandy: "(Comes in) Finally, time for the REAL meat of this adventure!? Can't wait to bust some bugs?!"
  • The Heroes left as Boss Wolf helped Patrick out of the broken off Toilet with some disgust.
  • Boss Wolf: "Good thing about the hasmat suit, hey Pat?"
  • Patrick: "..... Doesn't assult my dignity any less."
  • Boss Wolf: "YOU?! DIGNITY?! (Laughs!)"
  • Patrick: "Oh ha-ha, wise guy!"
  • The two left.

The Jungle Forest.

  • The Heroes walked along the beautiful flora.
  • Lord Shen: "..... I must say, this place is rather heavenly."
  • Hudson: "I know! Are we sure we're not in Ulcrom by mistake?"
  • Zosimo: "The scanners aren't wrong. This IS suppose to be Weavii. Though I reckon that this now has made the Weaving War Movies extremely inaccreate now."
  • Chase: "Oh boy. That means I smell a reboot on the horizon!"
  • Clifton: "Well so far it wouldn't be a very radical reboot. Just because a planet's prettier then we expected, doesn't make it less dangerious. If anything, it makes Weavii pretty deceptive. If it wasn't honest about being an ugly mess, then what can we trust about this place?"
  • Soothsayer: "Are you certain it's the planet being dishonest and not a certain Exilist Leader?"
  • Clifton: "Oh no! If Oakaan was hiding something, he wouldn't've let us do down there."
  • Icky: "The guy could be smart enough to not cause suspition by letting us see for ourselves so he can build up an excuse that he knew NOTHING about Weavii actselly being a nice piece of work of a planet instead of being a hot mess of one!"
  • Xandy: "Well at the same time, say Oakaan was trying to keep secrets, he would know that, while we're not a bunch of Zosimos, we're not idiots! We can question things if something doesn't smell right! I would chalk this up as Oakaan not knowing about what Weavii was really like!"
  • Shifu: "Keep in mind that the planet could offer a very contridicting truth. It already has proven Oakaan's claims of the planet being an inhospitable mess inaccreate."
  • Xandy: "Well it's like what Clifton said, the planet could've been like what Oakaan said a long time ago, then it would've went through a radical change that made it, this. Planets can change sometimes."
  • Pang Bing: "Be that as it may, keep in mind that I had said that the planet has actselly changed little and has no era of being a swampy desert. That questions the possability of Oakaan's words being inadvertingly inaccreate."
  • Clifton: "Okay! To say that Oakaan DID intentionally lied about the place, he could've said the place was a swampy-desert mess to make us feel less bad about exile-sheilding this gem of a sight otherwise! There would've been protesters that miss the point of why this planet needed to be Exile Sheild to stop another Weaving War because..... WELL LOOK HOW GORGIOUS THIS PLACE IS?! Were not for the Weavoids and the predatory beastly bugs, this could've EASILY became the next Limid!"
  • Cynder: "Well that's a pretty excravigant lie to prevent a few protesters, don't ya think?"
  • Clifton: "Alittle over the top, granted, but it was nessersary for war prevention?!"
  • Icky: "Well, because this place is not like something out of a space horror movie and more of a Sci-Fi Fantasy setting, I'm already starting to question the legitamency of Oak-Brain."
  • Xandy: "Oh trust me, I'm positive this place still has some dangers of it's own, like the Weavoids, the Bug Monsters, AND the toxic skies that're why we're wearing these suits?!"
  • Gilda: "Well that's about it..... If the sky's toxic, then why are these plants just fine? That swamp-desert throey should've been more accreate if it was true."
  • Samantha: "The plants could've adapted to the conditions. We meant poisonious to outsiders that aren't anthropods."
  • Icky: "Well none of the suits were taken by Gazelle."
  • Zosimo: "Well when you have a magical key-sword-"
  • Shifu: "Keyblade, and they're beyond magic."
  • Zosimo: "Same diff! Anyway, when ya have something like that, then either she could've given herself some kind of barrior to keep herself safe, or it's engery makes her automaticly ammuned to this stuff."
  • Magnum: "Wait, why didn't we used magic to make us ammuned to this as well?"
  • Zosimo: "Cause we're gonna need it for defending ourselves. Trust me. Fighting Weavoids and whatever quilifives as an Apax predator in Weavii is gonna take ALOT of enegry."
  • Samantha: "Fair point. This is likely gonna be an intense situation."
  • The Heroes were secretly watched by intenser Weavoids that looked on in the shadows and kept hidden.

Further along the forest-jungle.

  • The heroes were still moving on, but Xandy stopped everyone to point to a passing giant beetle creature.
  • Xandy: "(Quietly) Weavo Beetle. Roughest critters of the planet. Garrentied to be an Apax Predator. Among being in a Weavoid War, it's always been my dream to fight one of those bad boys?!"
  • Lord Shen: "(Quietly) Can we not waste our time and this creature's and move on?"
  • Xandy: "YOLO?! (Charges at the creature that looks at her and roars, but not of intimidation, but of fear and starts running away cowerdly, as Xandy halted to a stop and saw that!)...... THE FUDGE JUST HAPPENED?!"
  • Zosimo: "Did a Weavo Beetle...... Just ran..... From a fight?"
  • Shrek: "..... Yeah, I'm thinking the only thing that bugger was aggressive in, is how aggressively fast it runs!"
  • Xandy: ".... Duh, uh, it could've been a wimpy one! I'm sure we could ran into a much more aggressive predatory bug!"

Later.

  • A Giant Fly was seen flying off screeching in fear!
  • Xandy: "...... THAT WEAVO FLY JUST BUZZED OFF?!"
  • Sandy: "Too be fair, flies were never known for their agression, even as predators."

Later, again.

  • Giantic Wasps creatures were seen cowerdly hiding in their hive......
  • Xandy: ".... You're kidding me?! The Weavasps are hiding instead of attacking emass?!"
  • Icky: "For stinging insect standerds, that's just sad!"

Later, again.

  • Gaint Ants are all seen retreating back into the same anthill as the heroes that didn't even get to do anything!
  • Xandy: "AW NOT THE WEAVANTS TOO?!"
  • Clifton: "Aw, and they were the best part of Weaving Wars 4!"
  • Libby: "Isn't that an over-hyped pop-corn filler from the early 2000s?"
  • Clifton: "Hence why the Weavants were the only good things from that trainwreck of a sequil!"

Later, AGAIN

  • A Giant Scorpian was hiding in it's home and not confronting a frustraighted Xandy in the slightist!
  • Xandy: "Not the Weavpion too!? That was one of the cooler creatures in Weaving Wars 3, and that movie was weird?!"
  • Clifton: "It had a time-travel/alternate dimention plot in it for anyone curious about that."
  • Icky: "Oh you know it's bad if even giant scorpians are pulling the Fluttershy on us!"

Later, yet again.

  • A Giant Centapede buried itself into the ground and never came back out!
  • Xandy: "Awwww, not the Weavapede too?! That was my faverite part of Weaving Wars 2!"
  • Clifton: "Best of the Weaving War movieverse series, by the way!"

Later once more.

  • A Giant Snail was seen retreating in it's shell.
  • Xandy: "AW COME ON OUT?! DON'T DO THIS TO ME, WEAVSNAIL?! YOU WERE THE ONE GOOD THING IN THAT TRAINWREAK DISHASTOR ZONE THAT WAS WEAVING WARS 5: THE PHANTOM OF OAKAAN?!"
  • Clifton: "(Wispers to the heroes) Oakaan of the movieverse died in Weaving Wars 4. Just incase your curious."

After awhile.

  • Xandy was seen banging her head into a tree!
  • Xandy: "ALL THESE "NETOURIOUS PREDATORS" SUCK NOW?! IT'S LIKE THEY'RE NOT THE SAME AS IN THE MOVIES?!"
  • Shifu: "Yes. It's almost like every assumed rumor about this world is turning out to be a lie."
  • Clifton: "Now hold up. To be fair, that could be just classic Graphene magic right there. We don't exactly have offictal knowledge on the native creatures of Weavii, given that the planet was mostly, exile sheilded and all, so, Graphene MAY'VE taken some, now proven inaccreate liberties, to make the movies more interesting then just the Weavoids?"
  • Icky: "You can hide behind things like planet facts and AUU hollywood magic all ya want, but it doesn't change the fact that it's starting to make Oaky-Dorky look more and more questionable."
  • Xandy: "(Stops banging her head)..... Okay! The two things we KNOW are still true, is that the planet is poisonious to us, and the Weavoids are still dangerious!?"
  • Shifu: "Even though Jeff and the other traded Weavoids proved relitively harmless?"
  • Xandy: "We are STILL believing "Jeff" and THOSE Weavoids to be VERY LUCKY FLUKES?! Madam Trader is otherwise still out of her mind?!"
  • Soothsayer: "And yet, we seen a far more beautiful Weavii and the native "Predators" acting very un-predatory."
  • Clifton: "That doesn't mean that Oakaan lied! It could've been an assumtion at best considering how the Weavoids behaived at the Weaving Wars! I mean, sure, the creatures we ASSUMED to be predatory turned out to be wimps, but for all we know, The Weavoids could be the only predators of the planet all things considered!"
  • Shifu: "Be that as it may, it is starting to be undeniable that Oakaan at the very least could have dishonest intentions behind all this!"
  • Xandy: "Dishonest? DISHONEST?! ARE YOU ACCUSING MY REASON OF BEING A HERO, DISHONEST?!"
  • Icky: "Look, we get it that the guy was amongst the main factors why you're a hero, the other was because a vengeful salamander killed your parents because the Sea Squrils killed his over a freakin water tower known to collapse on it's own because of a prank going VERY freaking south, but, we're not strangers to false heroes on both of our watches. For us, it was Wraith, a hack loser of a super hero from Kratos. For you guys, it was that Trixie-minded Pretender bitch Leliana X-Cunt!"
  • Chase: "Hey, unlike this "Wraith" dude, Leliana didn't know what she was getting into!"
  • Tigress: "But she didn't exactly stopped while she was ahead, now did she? And why are you quick to defend her? Were you not betrayed by her lies?"
  • Chase: "Well, yeah, by all means, it sucked that Leliana was a faker, but...... She came around and became great pals to us after almost being made to entertain some very broken VA creeps."
  • Icky: "True, but you still can't deny that she was initionally QUITE a fake-out bitch?!"
  • Chase: "..... Actselly, you're right, she..... She was....."
  • Clifton: "..... Okay, it's true that just because someone trots around with the title of "Hero", doesn't mean they actselly mean good, we get it, but, we're not talking about a bad super hero or a fake one from a TV show, we're talking about Oakaan?! And the Weaving War DID happened! Oakaan proven himself to be legit!"
  • Soothsayer: "Yes. That much is clear. But is he actselly a hero at heart?"
  • Xandy: ".... (Squint her eyes in an unamused fastion) What're you saying?"
  • Icky: "Well first off, you two already know that that he actselly makes mercentice out of an otherwsie very serious event and that there's actual movies on that Weaving Wars shit! A real war hero doesn't want to be reminded of what he was involved with?! Secondly, he was hardly even that nice with you guys! And you can give me the whole "Old and Embittered War Veteran" shit all you want, even for that, he was being abit of an ASSHOLE to you guys?! I mean, he didn't even authgrathed your shit out of begrudgence because he did liked your spunk even alittle bit!"
  • Xandy: "He simply didn't get to!"
  • Icky: "Sure, whatever helps ya sleep at night. 3rdly, given how Gazelle reacted, it may've been likely that the dinkus would killed Jeff and the other tamed Weavoids just for the hell of it! 4thly, it may've been possable he was planing to torture Madam Trader and her goons to "Make an Exsample" out of! 5th, He seemed VERY surprised about Weavoid biologity working like it did!"
  • Zosimo: "To be fair, that infomation was new to all of us."
  • Icky: "But he also looked worried! It's like that he's worried that he's gonna lose his position here if people knew there was a way to passify the Weavoids should that stuff about them be remotely accreate! 6th, there IS that stuff about their over population issue!"
  • Clifton: "Well this place is not over-loading with Weavoids, so-"
  • Kolwalski: "That could be because we've yet to see any colonies."
  • Skipper: "It could also be because the Weavoids were smart enough to try and keep that problem under control on their own."
  • Clifton: "..... Never mind."
  • Icky: "And finally...... The guy talks like he took english classes from Drago Bludvist! He does NOT have a very heroy voice!"
  • Xandy: "Hey alot of that is because of age..... And Yateron-exlusive throat infection. Before that, he used to sound abit like that black-haired "elf"-guy from one of those, "Lords of the Ring" movies!"
  • Icky: "Ugh, It's "Lord of the Rings", that was Elrond, and being old and a bad throat aside, that doesn't really change the fact that this guy SOUNDS like he's untrustworthy."
  • Xandy: "WELL HIS LEADERSHIP IN THE WEAVING WAR SHOULD MORE THEN CONVINCE YOU OTHERWISE, BIRDBRAIN?! I-"
  • Magnum: "ENOUGH?! Let's not lose sight of what we're here to do. We need to find and secure the Uniter and Miss Trader. Arguing will get nothing done."
  • Clifton: "Look, Xand, let's drop it. It can be a very safe bet that at least the Weavoids could still be very much what Oakaan said."
  • Xandy: ".... Fine. (Leaves angerly)......"
  • Pang Bing: "..... She looks as if she is distressed by this."
  • Clifton: "Well yeah. She always wanted to fight the beasts of Weavii, and now, they turned out to be pussies!"
  • Samantha: "I think it's more like..... She's afraid of being wrong about Oakaan."
  • Clifton: "Look, guys. Like I said, the planet and the fauna being different then what Oakaan said doesn't make him a lier. It could at best either not be accreate anymore, or because the movies over-exaggerated it. For what it's worth, the sky is still green as all hell, and the Weaving Wars, STILL happened! So, that means that Oakaan was at least was only guilty of not getting his facts straight, or things were actselly different from when he was young!"
  • Squidward: "Okay, we'll give Oakaan THAT much benefit of the doubt and that maybe he was too lazy to thourohly check the planet for anything different."
  • Clifton: "(Through his teeth) OR just as much, it wasn't required by Exilists to monitor the planet like that! (Normally) Exile Sheilds aren't exactly escapable, ya know! So being in an Exile Sheild Station is, actselly relitively boring. That's why the lunchroom is filled with arcade games and has a Holo-TV with access to sports channels!"
  • Duke: "Well maybe it should've been made that they have to monitor the INSIDE of the Exile Sheild too, not just the sheild itself! How are people suppose to take this line of work seriously if the planet is not rotinely checked?"
  • Hudson: "Yeesh, have you met any UIS guys lately besides Miss Trader? Becuase that sounds exactly like what they would say!"
  • Pang Bing: "Pardon?"
  • Clifton: "Not impourent! The impourent thing is, we need to work on the mission at hand. Now, let's go."
  • The Heroes left and caught up with Xandy as the same intenser Weavoids from before.

Another Clearing.

  • The Heroes arrived to see a large green colony hive of alot of Weavoids.
  • Clifton: "(Takes cover)..... Heads up team...... We found a Weavoid colony."
  • The Heroes take cover as well.
  • The Weavoid followers finally caught up as well, along with a large predominating Weavoid. The Weavoid leader jestured the followers to follow it.
  • The Heroes were watching the Weavoids work togather to bring in a recent harvest of vegitables and scavenged meat.
  • Kolwalski: "Fascinating, so Weavoids are an omniverious spieces. Impressive for a spieces of spider."
  • Ruther: "Oh yeah. The Professor even said that if it wasn't for what the Weavoids were known for, he said he would've enjoyed studing them."
  • Duke: "Well so far, it doesn't look like they're that bad. If anything, the Weavoid Wars could've been a fluke."
  • Rumbling was heard!
  • Zosimo: "..... Son. (The group got up to see three brown balls rolling torwords them)..... Ya done spoke too soon!"
  • The Brown Balls were charging in fast!
  • Xandy: "Stalkers?! Should've known?!"
  • The Brown Balls opened up to be the same following Weavoids uncurling and landed with a screeching halt as they pulled out make-swift dried acid web crafted weapons!
  • Xandy: "Faulter?! (The group began to make a run for it)"
  • The Stalker Weavoids tossed their make-shift spears that missed! The Stalkers picked the spears back up and rolled back into brown balls!
  • Mantis: "Yikes?! Those three look tough?!"
  • Icky: "And surprisingly filled with agility!"
  • Po: "And flexable!"
  • The Rolling Stalkers moved faster then the retreating heroes, managed to rolled around them and cut off their escaped, uncurled up to point their weapons at them!
  • The Heroes were made to stop as arriving Weavoid Soldiers cut off any other escape.
  • Xandy: "..... Well played, Weavoid scum."
  • The Leading Stalker: "(Speaking in a complicated and kinda gross languise)....."
  • Spongebob: "Um, sorry, can you repeat that?"
  • ???: "She means, you were due to come here."
  • Madam Trader arrived landing.
  • Zosimo: "Wait, that thing's a female?"
  • Madam Trader: "Hey, be nice to K'nala. She was generious enough to do what Jeff has asked of her to bring you here as an invitation."
  • Xandy: "Then what up with the stalking and attacking us thing?"
  • Madam Trader: "First one, they're stalkers, what did you expect? Second, that was meant to cut off your escape, you just got out too quickly!"
  • Zosimo: "Well, what up with the soldiers?"
  • Madam Trader: "They saw that K'nala needed help and they went to give it."
  • Xandy: ".... Where's Gazelle, Zhaerthis?!"
  • Madam Trader: "Meeting the Queens. You're due an audience yourselves."
  • Xandy: "They better not had eaten her!"
  • Madam Trader: "Now why would they eat the savior of their captured children while throwing her a celebatory party?"
  • Xandy: "You sick daughter of a gru-....... Wait, pardon?"
  • Madam Trader: "Follow me. You'll be in for quite a surprise."
  • Madam Trader started to lead the group with the Weavoids keeping a steady pace with them.
  • The groups reached the enterence and entered inside the gross looking hive, but while the outside isn't all that pleasent, the inside is actselly a blue-hued complex city decorated with the planet's most beautiful flora. This bewildered the heroes. Xandy and Clifton most of all.
  • Clifton: "...... This, is NOTHING like the Weavoid Hives in the movies!?"
  • Zosimo: ".... Well, ain't this symbolic to the old saying "It's what's on the inside that counts"."
  • Ruther: "..... The professor's gonna go nuts for this!"
  • Libby: "This nearly rivals Qula's homeword."
  • Squidward: "This is pretty nice."
  • Patrick: "I might keep a second rock in here."
  • Icky: "The AUU folks were afraid of this? HA! You people are more pansy assed then the "Predatory" Bugs!"
  • Madam Trader: "More like, they were afraid of Oakaan's lies...... The grossly inaccreate movies didn't helped."
  • Clifton: "Oh come on, movies were meant to entertain, not be documenteries?!"
  • Madam Trader: "I know the films were meant to be adrendelene filled cropcron flicks, but that doesn't pardon them from amplifying Oakaan's lies! Let alone other gross inaccreatcies! Real life has more nuances then your silly film and video game fantasies that only amplify a madman's lies!"
  • Xandy: "Ya know, did it ever occure to you that maybe Oakaan could've saw an entirely different Weavii when the Weavoid War started?"
  • Madam Trader: "Oh dear child. Once you get to meet the queens, you'll come to understand everything."
  • Xandy: "..... Okay, fine! But I'm on to you, ya crazed Weavoid cuddler!"
  • Madam Trader: "Oh how that stubberness will soon melt into regret."
  • Xandy sighed annoyed as the group walked on.

Painful Truths.

Queen Chambers.

  • Gazelle and Jeff were seen sitting with the Weavoid Queens and other civilised Weavoids in a primitive but well constructed table as a beautiful feast was set for them.
  • The Queen Next to Jeff: "(Speaks in Weavoid Languise)."
  • Jeff: "Oh, thanks for the offer, royal mom, but, is it possable to get some Pancakes down here?"
  • Jeff's Queen Mom: "(Asks inquisitively in Weavoid Languise)."
  • Jeff: "Oh, sorry, forgot that these aren't the other universes anymore. May as well not be rude. (Tries abit of the harvested meat) Hmmmm. Mmmm. Actselly, this isn't half bad. Maybe with more seasonings, it would be better."
  • Jeff's Queen Mom: "(Speaks in Weavoid complimenting how cultured Jeff became)."
  • Jeff: "Queen mom said that she likes how cultured I became."
  • Gazelle: "Oh, gracias, your majusty. (Sighs)..... I raised him well."
  • Jeff's Queen Mom noticed Gazelle's sadness.
  • K'nala opened the rock door and lead the amazed heroes in as Madam Trader arrived as well.
  • Gazelle: "Guys! You made it safely."
  • Xandy: "(Disappointed) Well it helped that the "deadly predators" were pretty much wimps. So this planet was a littleral walk in Limid."
  • Jeff: "..... Uh, why are you guys in those funny costumes?"
  • Clifton: "Oh, well DUH! It's because of the poison."
  • The Weavoids were surprised that!
  • Jeff: "POSION?!"
  • Jeff's Queen Mom: "(Speaks concerningly in Weavoid Languise!)"
  • Jeff: "It's okay mom, it's too blunt to be HIS doing! Maybe it's something else! Maybe they meant food poisoning!"
  • Zosimo: "Oh would ya'll relax? We meant the radan in the planet's sky."
  • The Queens and the other Weavoids became confused.......
  • Jeff's Queen Mom: "..... (Asks confusedly)?"
  • Madam Trader: "She asks if you really believe in that."
  • Xandy: "Well yeah we believe in that! Oakaan said so-"
  • The Queens all collectively gasped fearfully at the hearing of that name!
  • A Queen fainted.
  • Xandy: "..... Okay, my bad, I should've expected this. It's no secret that you guys, probuly don't like Oa-"
  • Madam Trader smacked Xandy with one of her mantis claws!
  • Xandy: "OW?!"
  • Madam Trader: "Not liking "HIM" is a DRUMATIC UNDERSTATEMENT?! All Weavoids fear him like how anichent Aufones feared Skull Demons, or mortals of the Lougers universes fear "The Darkspawn"."
  • Hudson: "Oh. We're sorry. We're just saying that, "HE", told us that Weavii is poisonus to us."
  • The Head Queen was seen setting at the end, folding her arms and doing what seems to be a tisking jesture.
  • Xandy: "Oh what's your beef, lady?! (Trader smacks her again) OW?!"
  • Madam Trader: "THAT, IS THE HEAD QUEEN OF THE HIVE AND LEADER OF THE PLANET, YOU IMBACILE?!"
  • Xandy: "OH IT'S NOT LIKE SHE CAN UNDERSTAND A WORD I'M SAYING-"
  • Head Queen: "(Perfect English) We understood perfectly fine. (The Heroes gasped!)"
  • Xandy: ".... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. (Nerviously chuckles)....."
  • Head Queen: "(Gets up and moves around the table and approuches the heroes) First off..... Let me prove your "Poison" fear.... Incorrect. (Grabs Xandy's hazmat suit and cartoonishly yanks it off like it was nothing)"
  • Xandy gasps and freaks and starts breathing dramaticly and hams it out holding her breath and breathing sparaticly!
  • Xandy: "YOU WEAVOID BAST- (GASPS), TURDS, IT WAS A TRICK ALL ALONG!? YOU KILLED ME WITH YOUR TOXIC AIR AND YOUR GREEN SKYS OF RADON?!"
  • Head Queen: "Young one."
  • Xandy: "(Gasps in and out randomly) (Holds her breath like a druma queen brat?!)"
  • Head Queen: "Young one."
  • Xandy: "HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?!"
  • Head Queen: "(Forces her to breath out by grabbing her cheeks) Young one!"
  • Xandy: "GAAAAAAAH!? HELP?! HELP GUYS?! SHE'S FORCING ME TO BREATH IN THE TOXIC-"
  • Magnum: "XANDY! It's okay. The fact you are still able to put on quite a druma show, shows that the asmospire isn't toxic. It's safe to be without the suits."
  • Patrick: "Aw good, because these things chaft! (Rips it off to reveil he's in his Goofy Goober Underpants, to the awkwordness of everyone.). That's better."
  • Lord Shen: "YOU IDIOT?! You could've waited for Merlin to change us back to normal?!"
  • Patrick: "Sorry."
  • Head Queen: "Come. You all, need to see the Brain."
  • Icky: "You mean you guys have a brain bug?"
  • Head Queen: "He's more then that. He's a Brain Weaver. He is part of a very impourent and rare caste found in only up to 4 hives. And he's one of ours. The Brain Weaver is why you all are here today."
  • Gazelle: "The Brain Weaver brought me here through the visions. He telepathicly needed me to act as I did."
  • Zosimo: "...... Very well. Then let's see this brain weaver."

Deep within the chambers.

  • The Head Queen lead the group to arrive to a chamber as a very large, larva-like Weavoid was seen being carried to the group by Weavoid workers. This, was the Brain Weaver.
  • The Brain Weaver moaned.......
  • Madam Trader: "He greeted you."
  • Hudson: "Oh, uh..... Pleasure's all ours."
  • The Brain Weaver moaned for Gazelle's attention.
  • Gazelle: "...... He wants me to approuch him so I can retell their sad tale."
  • Gazelle did so as the Brain Weaver brought out a friendly plundger-like mouth-piece that attaches onto Gazelle's head.
  • The Brain Weaver's knowledge is shared with Gazelle.....
  • Gazelle: "....... It all began, long ago......"

Flashback.

  • (Gazelle): "The Weavoids were once made to commit to ritual sacrivices to statisfy the beasts of Weavii, to statisfy the creatures' hunger and prevent them from attacking colonies. But the brain weaver, in his far younger days as a Shaman, grew tired of this. (A far younger brain weaver and others of the like were seen) And he wasn't alone in this. He wanted the madness to end, but without causing the magnifisent creatures' destruction. So he and the other future brains conjured up a mighty spell that has one purpose..... To turn these fearsome predators, into friendly herbavores."
  • (Xandy): "WELL NO WONDER THESE PREDATORS SUCK?! THEY'RE NOT EVEN ONES AT ALL?!"
  • (Zosimo): "More like not anymore if that's what the story's implying."
  • (Gazelle): "The spell worked flawlessly, and even something as fearsome as the Weavo Beetle, is as afraid of confrontion with a would-be threat as a typical grassland eater."
  • (Clifton): "Oh, we SAW that for ourselves!"
  • (Gazelle): "But unfortunately, in only trying to help his people, he upsetted amoral nature's plan. The consinquience of being without predators has a fickle reward: Without sacrivices, his people began to multiply uncontrolably due to their too powerful re-production rates thanks to having queens and breeding drones. Even with smart rationing and enactment of population control laws, their over-wealming re-productive system was too much to control properly. So the Future brains came up with their best hope to counter this in opposing to simply reverting the predators back to normal and go back to annual sacrivicing: All excess new generations must establish new colonies for themselves, off of Weavii."
  • (Samantha): "Ahhh. I see. So, you started the Weavii Wars, not out of cruelty, but out of desperation."
  • (Gazelle): "No. They had nary an intention to start conflict. Dispite their appearences, as Jeff has proven, Weavoids are very friendly and extremely social creatures. They are also very affectionate, as they are great huggers, and their faverite pasttime is to give love bites as a form of social greeting and deminstraight love."
  • (Qwincy): "..... Yyyyyyeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhh, I kinda began to see the problem here. I mean, love bites were fine for you guys, but, thing is..... To us, your "love biting", (A Weavoid bit onto an Ehswan which shocked others) Looked like an act of aggression!"
  • (Zosimo): "And based on what Trader had said prior, the lack of proper hygene, (The bitten Ehswan turned into silluetted infected hybrid), kinda made things worse fer ya'll."
  • (Gazelle): "As seen when the first race they encounter, the Ehswans, proved very unkind to the Weavoids and started the first war. But, there was a reason why the first was shorter then the second. The Ehswans were not as brutal to them as the Yaterons of the second war. The worse they did to colonies that attempted to established such outside of Weavii was kill what was deemed a threat, capture anything that can't, and send them back to the planet. And when they won the war they started, they were merciful enough to leave it as that in seeing that the Weavoids were not advanced enough to have tecknowagey. The Brain Weavers desided that they needed a chance to earn a fearful universes' love.... And that was through learning from them. They planned to have Weavoids live amongst the other sentients to learn about their culture and to understand them. And with the Brains connected to all Weavoids, they would've helped their race advance to higher levels and remake the wonders they make, if not better, to prove their potaintional to do more good then any ill-conchived notion of harm."
  • (Magnum): "Aw, that's very sweet! Oh..... Wait..... I realise what's about to occure next."
  • (Gazelle): "Oh yes. By the time they were given a chance to try again, it was with the Yaterons, and alas..... (A Yateron was bitten by a love-bite happy Weavoid) They made the same mistake again. This time, the Yaterons would proved to be MOST unkind, worse then the Ehswans. Unlike the Ehswans, they didn't spare colony attempts. Like, "Xenophobic Meanies" as the immature would say it, the Yaterons mindlessly genisided any attempted colonies, even in worlds that belonged to the Weavoids in our own system."
  • (Ruther): "Well, tecnecally the Yaterons came to coloniese those worlds, so-"
  • (Gazelle): "Those worlds belonged to the Weavoids first and foremost. They understood worlds that were beyond Weavii's line of sight being so hostile, but they had no right to bring that hostility to worlds that belong to the Weavoid's home systems. Nor they should've acted like those worlds belonged to them."
  • (Tollund): "Well why didn't ya'll just say something?"
  • (Gazelle): "Languise barrior. Appearently, Weavoident isn't a universeal languise."
  • (Icky): "God damn languise barriors, they always end up encouraging war because nobody can understand eachother!"
  • (Gazelle): "They understood Usabothian well enough, it's just that the Weavoids were genecticly imprinted to mostly speak their native languise. It's not to say it was impossable to learn a new languise, but because the Yaterons have nothing but hate, they weren't able to adapt quickly enough to explain ourselves. The initional beginnings of the war were cruel and hard enough, but then...."
  • (Xandy): "..... No....."
  • (Gazelle): "Then came the worse of them all."
  • (Xandy): "No no no!"
  • (Gazelle): "The green devil that has lead a far more violent campaign against them worse then what the Yaterons were doing on their own."
  • (Xandy): "Don't you DARE say what I think you're about to say?! I swear to Kraan, if you go with this the way I think your going-"
  • (Gazelle): "The monster they know as, the green devil, the universes refers to him by his name. Oakaan Yolze Poisogus-"
  • (Xandy was heard screaming as she sliced the Flashback opened)!
  • Icky: "HOLY SHIT, XANDY BROKE THE 4TH WALL?!"

Flashback abruptly ends!

  • Xandy: "OKAY, I CAN GET THAT YOU BUGS ARE UPSET THAT YOUR ATTEMPTS TO FIND A NEW LIFE WAS FOILED TWO TIMES NOW, BUT THAT DOES NOT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO ACCUSE OAKAAN OF ANY INTENTIONAL WRONG DOING!?"
  • The Brain Weaver fearfully lets go of Gazelle as the Weavoids pulled him abit back for safety.
  • Gazelle: "Xandy, please, I'm sorry if this is hard for to accept, but you may have to come to terms that Oakaan is assentually-"
  • Xandy: "DON'T FUCKING SAY IT?!"
  • Gazelle: ".... A Yateron equilent to Xerxes."
  • Xandy: "(SCREAMS FLIPPING THE FUCK OUT AS SHE CHARGED AT GAZELLE AND BEGAN FIGHTING HER)! TAKE THAT BACK?! DON'T YOU DARE COMPARE MY HERO TO THE FIRST VILLAIN I EVER FOUGHT?!"
  • Gazelle: "Xandy, you need to accept that Oakaan was not the hero you idolised him as! Remember everything that was said about him and how everything about what he said about the weavoids turning out to be a lie!"
  • Xandy: "NOW LISTEN HERE, YOU HAS-BEEN MESSIAH?! I COULD ACCEPT THAT WE WERE WRONG ABOUT THE WEAVOIDS JUST FINE, BUT I DON'T WANT THIS TO TURN INTO THAT OAKAAN WAS A MONSTER TO THEM LIKE HOW XERXES WAS TO MY KIND?! I WANT TO BELIEVE THAT HE JUST AS MUCH GOT THE WRONG IDEA AS EVERYONE ELSE DID?!"
  • Gazelle: "Believe me, I too would've prefered it more if Oakaan was equitly being foolish here and that everything was just false expectations and misunderstandings on everyone's part! But visions do not lie! I saw every truth about him?!"
  • Xandy: "AND HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THEY AREN' FABRECATED BY THE WEAVOID BRAIN BUG BECAUSE THEY'RE JUST MAD THAT HE RUINED THEIR SECOND OUTING TO HAVE COLONIES OUTSIDE OF WEAVII?!"
  • (Voice): "I would not dedicate this must trouble to bring you great heroes here if I only needed false visions."
  • The fighting stop and everyone turned to the brain weaver......
  • Xandy: "..... Was that, you?"
  • Brain Weaver's voice: "I am speaking to you and others telepathicly to make things more clear. I promise you. I am not reveiling Oakaan's true nature to spite him. Don't believe us to be grudgemental to even the worse exsamples of the Yaterons. It's just that his sins to us, made us so afraid of him that it's hard to really say anything positive about him."
  • Magnum: "..... Xandy, please allow the Brain to explain through Gazelle more."
  • Xandy: "...... Okay, brain bug! Enlighten me! Apart from the obvious, why are you so down on Oakaan on that?! He saved our communities and innosent lives from..... Okay, albeit, from your social awkwordness and the STILL VERY REAL INFECTIONS you guys had from poor hygene skills! Fine! I'm willing to accept that maybe there was no serious poison problem, that perfectly good planets next to your world and several others are actselly completely fine, that your FORMER predators suck now, your planet is not a poisonious swamp-desert planet, that weavoids are basicly like gross socially awkword dorks then anything of true malice, with POOR social skills, and that you guys didn't started the war! Okay, fine?! You won me over on that?! But it doesn't change the fact that people still died?!"
  • Brain Weaver's voice: "I have no desire to make you forget this. But compaired to any casalties by either our mistake or because out of self defence, it is miniscule to how much Weavoids had died from intentional attacks alone from the Yateron forces under Oakaan's command! In a way, any that died on your side, is relitively small compaired to how many Weavoids died."
  • Xandy: "But millions died! That's HARDLY miniscule."
  • Brain Weaver's voice: "To the zillions of slaughtered Weavoids not even involved in the direct conflict on planets that didn't even had sentients in it, it may as well be so. (Xandy was surprised by that)........ It is not meaning to devalue any victims on your side. The Weaving Wars was just MORE tragic to us compaired to the outsider community."
  • Xandy: "..... Okay, how's about, we agree the Weaving Wars sucked for the both of us, okay?"
  • Brain Weaver's voice: "Undeniable truth, but it was more terrorable to my people then it was to yours. Compaired to the Weavoids we had lost, any casalties on your end is, an unfortunate inconvinence at best."
  • Xandy: "Well yeah, but.... You guys can reproduce very fast! Any numbers you lost, you'll get back!"
  • Brain Weaver's voice: "Individuals may be replaced physically, but NOT emotionally. The void of their memory cannot be replaced by mere pleantiful eggs. We can just as much feel sorrow for our own kind as you outsiders do for the minimal casalties in compairison to us."
  • Xandy: "..... I never looked at it like that...... But..... I'm very positive that Oakaan doesn't realise this too! As horrorable as it was to you people, surely he only did them in, because he thought you were actual monsters like everyone else!"
  • Brain Weaver's voice: "Believe me young one. I want it to be true too that Oakaan is being as confused as the others..... But I know far too many contridictions that proved his ill-intent. And through Gazelle, I want them to be known."
  • Gazelle returned to the Brain Weaver.
  • Gazelle: "(The Brain Weaver re-attched the part back into Gazelle)..... And the Truth about Oakaan is most unideal."

Flashback resumes.

  • (Gazelle): "In his youth, he was basicly a nobody. People hardly acknowledged his existence other then his weird fascination with growing his facial hair to epic proporsions to the point it would make him hardly reckindisable as a Yatoran, and the fact he was green, an extremely rare mutation for Yatorans to the point that the idea is laughable, as it is one of their many forms of albinism. This lead to Oakaan to become a traveler by heart, and a loner by mind. He had seen many worlds and civilisations. But one day, he visited Weavii, and accsidently discovered a hidden mine of rarium, which in these universes, is an extremely valuable gem worth an unspeakable fortune, the kind of which would make Oakaan popular to socity reguardless of his weird facial hair fetish and his skin mutation. Problem is, by USRA law, the rarium belongs to the Weavoids, who currently have no real use to it in due to being of primtive status."
  • (Xandy): "..... There's Rarium in the planet? Okay, so, he may be after the Rarium as well, but surely that doesn't nessersarly mean-"
  • (Clifton): "Xandy, it's gone to the point that, as much as I hate to admit it, it doesn't look good for Oakaan. Let her finish."
  • (Gazelle): "Because of being deprived of valuement for fellow living things because of his lone-wolf lifestyle, he Darwin-istically decided to wipe out the Weavoids, but problem is, that would make him a criminal and a genisideing monster, so he wants to be able to get rid of the creatures without violating either law in an obvious scale. He didn't had to think hard as the Weaviods were already making themselves look bad with their social awkwordness and their "love bites" being infectious. Oakaan took advantaged of the Weavoids troubles and joined the Yatoran Millaterry and rose into War Hero name by aiding in chasing off, battling, even killing Weavoids, even being the one who suggested the Qurreante Laser as the ultamate finisher for the "Weavoid invadtion". Then, the Weavoids in the planet where trapped with an exile sheild with Oakaan newfound leader of a group of Yatorans entrusted with keeping the Weavoids there."
  • (Xandy): "Well, that doesn't nessersarly imply that he nessersarly knew that the Weavoids meant no ill will, he-"
  • (Gazelle): "I'm sorry Xandy, but.... Oakaan was the only one who knew that the Weavoids are just socially awkword twits, and lied in everything about them and their planet to discourage the curious to not only protect his rarium find, but his ill-gotten reputation since if people knew the truth, they'll see him as the nilist monster that he is, as well as it will badly hurt the Yatoran reputation to the point that he'll have to be exicuted to save it."
  • (Xandy): "...... He knew all along?"
  • (Tyberious Jr.): "...... He knew what the Weavoids were really trying to do all that time, and he still had the Weavoids killed emassed?!"
  • (Gazelle): "Si, I'm afraid."
  • (Clifton): ".... That means...... That......"
  • (Tollund): "It means that even more lives could've been saved, both on our side and the Weavoids, if Oakaan wasn't such a greedy basturd and explained to everyone what was REALLY going on!"
  • (Ruther): "EXCEPT THAT INSULT TO THE YATERON NAME OBVIOUSLY DIDN'T?! SO THOSE EXTRA NUMBERS WERE JUST SO HE CAN BE ABLE TO QUIETLY WIPE OUT THE WEAVOIDS SO HE CAN PROFIT FROM THAT RARIUM?! NOT EVEN SOTO WOULD BE THIS SCUMMY?! AND THAT'S SAYING ALOT SINCE I HATE THAT GUY'S GUTS?!"
  • (Tollund): "Kid, not even Glutus would be so deplorable! And I mean it! Had he been around the time of the war and discovered what the Weavoids were really like, he would give this infomation to command very quickly and the Yaterons would've halted the advance and open up talks."
  • (Aurlena): "But here's what confuses me.... How did he get away with it? Surely the other Yateron soldiers aren't as bad as he is."
  • (Gazelle): "And you are right. They're not. They would've long exposed him before even this point in time should they'd happened apawn any incriminating evidnece, and Oakaan knew this. So, he took care of the most likely thing to harm his standing: His own soldiers. He used illegal VA mind-control implants that threatened to make them kill themselves in order to force them to be obedient to him no matter what. Content that there are no more threats, he waits until for the day that the Weavoids died out from over-population, then he and his corrupted forces will proceed to collect the Rarium and make him very rich, as well as to give the AUU ecomamy a major surplus with a new found stream of Rarium. He even gave himself a special suit to extend his lifespan, which is argueably un-nessersary since he is also a breed of long-living Yatorans that can do that natrolly, but Oakaan felt that naterol ability might not be enough and took the suit for "added insurence", allowing him to live to this very day."

Flashback ends.

  • The Brain Weaver relieved Gazelle of the mouth piece.
  • Gazelle: "And that's the real problem here."
  • Clifton: "..... Awwww, gees...... I can't believe alot of kids of my generation grew up loving that sicko! This would desistate the people if this gets out!"
  • Zosimo: "I would imagine so, but, it's better to be released by a cruel truth, then live under a sweet lie. At least, the truth would lead to our universes making it up for the Weavoids and Oakaan going the way of Cheesepuffus! What he did is too bad for him to just rot in even the harshest prison colony in Oranos! Never mind even the likes of UIS' Alpha Station! heck, or even the Theta Station!"
  • Xandy was seen fighting tears......
  • Xandy: ".... I can't believe..... That the reason I became a hero and fought Xerxes..... WAS BECAUSE OF ANOTHER XERXES?! (Ran away crying!)"
  • Hudson: "Xandy, wait-"
  • Clifton: "Let her go, Hudson..... She needs her alone time."
  • Soothsayer: "Indeed. A very firm exsample why it is never a truely grand thing to meet your idols."
  • Icky: "Yeah. They could turn out to be complete garbage."
  • Madam Trader: "..... I'm sorry you all had to know the truth like this."
  • Lord Shen: "It's fine, Madam. It was for the best we knew at all then before it was too late. Now, we must formulate a stragity to defeat Oakaan once and for all."
  • Brain Weaver's voice: "Well, I'm afraid, it must be quickly devised. Because Oakaan has realised his mistake too late and is now aiming to go after you all and us himself with the tainted army. He already arrived to the planet awhile ago."
  • Icky: "Awwww shit, he realised he fucked up with us and is coming after us?!"
  • Hudson: "..... Oh no! XANDY?! (Flew off!)"
  • Clifton: "Turbo! Slow down! (He and the other heroes went after Hudson!)"

The True Weaving Heroes.

Outside of the colony.

  • Xandy was seen crying on a stump over looking the distent hive.
  • Shadows formed around here.
  • ???: "What have we here?"
  • Xandy looked to see Oakaan and his forces.
  • Xandy: "...... You?!"
  • Oakaan: "So, I take it the Feloot's out of the bag?"
  • Xandy: "How could you do this, Oakaan? How could you lie to the Universes like that and condemn the Weavoids like this?! AND FOR OVERGLORIFIVED GEMSTONES, NO LESS?!"
  • Oakaan: "The Choice was simple... It was either the Weavoids or the Rarium... And, since primitive bugs can't guarantee a comfortable retirement, well, it's obvious what my choice was."
  • Xandy: "You son of a grutt!? I'm gonna save your people the trouble of exicuting you and kill your ass myself?! (The Soldiers held her at gunpoint)!...... WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE PROTECTING HIM?!"
  • Oakaan: "(Chuckles)..... Surely, you were informed of the chips, right?"
  • Xandy: "...... How, did you aqcuire those awful things?"
  • Oakaan: "I was friends with a Corruption Co Sciencetist who owed me one. He claims to have invented the marvelious things."
  • Xandy: "Dr. Chipsen Dip was your friend?!"
  • Oakaan: "Saved his family in the Weaving War from another fledgeling Wevoid colony in a system next to Weeven. He vowed to repay me. Then one day, he happened to be exspearimenting with a longingivity suit and, in return for one of my own, I gave that adorkable Uonon some of my DNA. He and I became near-immortals ever since."
  • Xandy: "....... So you're why the VA had those chips?! You allowed the basturd who made them to live long enough to make them for the VA when Globex rejected them?!"
  • Oakaan: "Please be assured that I didn't approved of the path Dip went down in. He was obviously going through a very dark place. He didn't handle the Globex rejection, all that well."
  • Xandy: "You are still the reason why the VA had one of the worse banned implaments ever reckindised during the VA's reign?! It's bad enough that I found out that you were a lier, but now you're respondsable for creating one of Corruption Co's elite sciencetists?!"
  • Oakaan: "..... Tch..... And this is why I kept quiet about this. People get so TOUCHY, about what someone like me has to do to look out for himself."
  • Xandy: "YOU BASTURDISED A RACE FOR MAKING HONEST MISTAKES AND PLAYED INTO PEOPLE'S FEARS?! AT LEAST XERXES AND EVEN GORDON THE FUCKING ANIMAL HAD PROVEN REASONS TO WHY THEY WANTED TO DESTROY ENTIRE RACES AND/OR SPIECES?! XERXES WAS WRONGED BY MY PEOPLE, AND GORDON WAS BEING A CRYBABY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED IN A WAR HE WASN'T EVEN BORNED TO SEE?! BUT YOU!?..... You slaughtered creatures that just wanted to have homes outside of Weavii, and not be a burden to a legit problem, but even when you reckindised it, you just, went ahead and qurrintine lazered them to oblivian?! ALL FOR A BUNCH OF STUPID PRETTY ROCKS?!"
  • Oakaan: "At least the Rarium will help our universes recover much quicker from the VA's tirades?! Once I get mining operations started, all of the Universes, me epseically, will be RICH?! That's worth the extinction of a spieces no one likes anyway?!"
  • Xandy: "YOU WERE THE REASON WHY THAT'S SO, OAKAAN?!"
  • Oakaan: "Oh please, the Ehswans weren't any better! They disrupted their hopes to have colonies outside of Weavii too!"
  • Xandy: "But not to the extent that the Yaterons did, espeically when they listened to you?! And this exile sheild made it worse?! I hate to say it, but, for once, those UIS A-Holes have a point?! THE SHEILD WAS STAGNATING THEM AND KEEPING THEM FROM JOINING OUR COMMUNITY?! WE, WERE COWERDLY TO REJECT THEM, AND STUPID TO EVER LISTENED TO YOU?! SO CONGRADU-FUCKING-LATIONS?! YA JUST MADE ME HATE SOMETHING THE USRA INVENTED?! I NOW SEE WHY UIS ARE AGAINST THESE SHEILDS?! WITH ASTRO LASERS, AT LEAST DEATH WILL COME QUICKLY, BUT THE EXILE SHEILDS?! THEY, MAKE THEM SUFFER THROUGH IT?!"
  • Oakaan: "Oh aren't we being unpatriotic?"
  • Xandy: "DON'T EVEN START WITH THAT?! I MEAN, I DON'T LIKE TO ADMIT IT, BUT THOSE UIS CUNTS ARE RIGHT?! EXILE SHEILDS, REALLY ARE THE COWERD'S WAY OUT OF A PROBLEMATIC RACE?! BUT YOU?! I SEEN SOME PHATHIC MEN IN MY TIME AS A HERO, BUT YOU, OF ALL PEOPLE?! YOU'RE THE DAMN BIGGEST COWERD I MET- (Oakaan angerly grabbed Xandy by the throat)!......"
  • Oakaan: "...... I don't think I've got to show you the Exicution Chamber yet on that tour we've never completed."
  • Xandy: "(Gags), Oh I get it?! You're gonna try and use the lazer on me?! Well jokes on you?! It was designed to kill only Weavoids or those infected to turn into Weavbrids?!"
  • Oakaan: "(Brings out a vial) Don't assume I forgotten that. I'll be sure to administraight this into your system once we're there. (Laughs wickedly as Xandy gotten a scared face)."
  • Xandy tried to break free, but she was made to lose her weapons so she can't fight back as she was taken by Oakaan and his forces!
  • Xandy: "LET ME GO?! LET ME GO?!"

Few moments later.

  • Hudson arrived too late and found the dropped weapons!
  • Hudson: "OH NO?! XANDY?!"
  • Hudson flew off with the Heroes following him!

The Clearing full of ships.

  • Oakaan and his forces boarded the ship with the captured Xandy!
  • Hudson arrived and saw that the ship was already about to take lift-off!
  • Hudson: "XANDY!? (Charges torwords the ship as it already took off and left the planet, too high for even Hudson to ever keep up with!) XAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDY?!"
  • The Heroes arrived!
  • Clifton: "AW CRAP, HE GOT AWAY?!"
  • Hudson began to break down and cry......
  • Telathon: "..... Don't worry Suga, we'll get Xandy back."
  • Lord Shen: "...... EVERYONE, BOARD YOUR VESSELS?! WE ARE CONFRONTING THAT MADMAN ONCE AND FOR ALL?!"
  • The Heroes charged to their seperate vhiciles!
  • Gazelle was with Jeff.
  • Gazelle: "Jeff, I want you to stay here where it's safe."
  • Jeff: "But mom, can't I help?"
  • Gazelle: "NO, It's too dangerious Jeff! That green diablo wanted to kill you?! Promise me you'll stay?!"
  • Jeff: "But-"
  • Gazelle: "I MEAN IT?! (Runs off and leaves Jeff dishhearted)...."
  • Ruther: "HEY K'NALA, WANNA GET EVEN WITH OAK-BUTT, THEN COME ALONG?!"
  • K'nala snarled in liking the idea and ran to join the HA ship!
  • Jeff looked around and had an idea on how he can come along.....
  • Jeff: "..... I'm probuly gonna get SO grounded for this, but I have to help!"
  • Jeff crawls off to get inside the van's trunk and remembers to close it afterwords.
  • The Van and the HA ship blasted off!

Exile Sheild Station.

  • Oakaan's ship landed into the bay as Oakaan and troops came out.
  • Oakaan: "Another productive day."
  • ???: "Mr. Oakaan?"
    Oakaan gasped as he saw that the Oranos ship was here and that Chokera was coming with Lawerence, Lodon, and the Mercenaries cuffed up!
  • Chokera: "Oh thank goodness I found you, I was wondering what went on with the sheild down and these captives remaining unattended and- (Saw Xandy bonded and gagged, and restrainted) What the!? Mr. Oakaan?! Why is miss Xandy tied up like that?!"
  • Xandy was muffling in a panic, trying to warn her!
  • Chokera: "..... Mr. Oakaan, what is going on here?!"
  • Lawerence: "Busted."
  • Lodon: "Too soon for smugness, young Lawerence."
  • Oakaan: "...... Uggggh!? I almost forgot about the Oranos Transport?! CONTAIN THEM?!"
  • The Soldiers surrounded Chokera, the attending Wardens and the captives!
  • Oakaan: "TAKE THEM ALL BACK INTO THE BRIG?!"
  • Chokera: "I, DO NOT LIKE THE IMPLICATIONS OF THIS?! (Gets forcefully dragged off with everyone else?!)"
  • Oakaan: "...... (Removes the gag from Xandy) See what you did? NOW I HAVE TO TURN THEM ALL INTO HYBRIDS BUT THE ZHAERTHIS TO HAVE THEM ALL KILLED WITH THE QURRINTIE RAY?!"
  • Xandy: "PEOPLE, WILL QUESTION THIS?!"
  • Oakaan: "I'll blame it on the captured Weavoids?! They broke out and killed the captives, the Wardens, damaged the station and slaughtered the heroes?!"
  • Xandy: "NO ONE WILL BELIEVE THAT?! THE LOUGERS AND MY TEAM ARE STILL ALIVE?!"
  • Oakaan: "Did I forget to mention that the Sheild is fixed now? The countdown already started and will be back in working order in 20 seconds! I, can make it work. I ALWAYS MAKE IT WORK?! Now?! It's time for desteny, rodent?! (Drags Xandy as she was kicking and screaming)!"

The Heroes' Ships' location.

  • The Ships were going as fast as they can when they see a slowly re-rising Exile Sheild.
  • Zosimo's voice: "Head's up team?! Looks like they got the controls back online!"
  • Lord Shen's voice: "If we don't get to the other side of that, we can't help the Weavoids! We have to get over it!"
  • In a drumatic 10 second countdown, the Van and the HA ship were fast trying to get out, and in slow motion, got out of the Exile Sheild zone in the nick of time as the Exile Sheild returned!
  • Magnum's voice: "Oh thank the benvolent spirit, we made it!"
  • Clifton's voice: "Now to get Oakaan!" (The Ships fly to the Exile Sheild Space Station.)

Ship Bay of the Station.

  • Two Yateron Guards were seen.
The Wilhelm Scream

The Wilhelm Scream

  • Yateron 1: "Dude, there was this awesome stock scream in the other universes they used in their media. It's called the wilhelm scream, man, they use it when a male un-titular character falls or dies in a way, it's unintentionally hilarious."
  • Yateron 2: "Oh yeah, I heard that scream once or twice when I saw those movies. I love it. Does it go like, "Ehhhhhhh!""
  • Yateron 1: "No no, it's more of a, "AAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAAH?!"
  • Yateron 2: "Close, but, that wasn't it either- (The Van flew in and caused the Yateron to go flying as he did the actual scream!)"
  • Yateron 1: "Dude, that was totally it- (The HA ship flew in and made him do the same!)"
  • The two guards fell down knocked and defeated as the soldiers stared in surprise!
  • Yateron 3: "SON OF A BITCH?! THE HEROES GOT OUT OF THE SHEILD!? WE HAVE TO STOP THEM?! (The Soldiers charged out, but were quickly all defeated by Gazelle who came out first!) GOHHHHHHH?!"
  • Yateron 4: "OH KRAAN, SHE'S KICKING OUR ASSES, HOW DID WE GET THIS JOB?!"
  • Yateron 5: "I'M ONLY HERE TO PAY A COLLEDGE TUTION, MAN?!"
  • The Soldiers were defeated!
  • The Other heroes came out.
  • Icky: "..... Ya know, one of those guys brought up a good point, HOW THE JUNK ARE THEY ABLE TO GET THIS JOB IF THEY'RE THIS INCOMPIDENT?! EVEN IF IT'S GAZELLE AND HOW SHE'S AN ULTAMATE ASS-KICKER, THEY SHOULD AT LEAST PUT UP A DECENT FIGHT?!"
  • Zosimo: "Don't be discouraged yet, birdbrain, that's only the first wave! (More soldiers charged in)!"
  • K'nala rolled in and fired up a defencive acid wall sheild to protect the heroes from attacks!
  • Samantha: "Very impressive, K'nala!"
  • Clifton: "But it looks like we're stuck fighting these suckers off?! Hudson, Gazelle, you're gonna have to go on without us! Save Xandy!"
  • Gazelle: "Si! Andele, Hudson!"
  • Gazelle charged off with Hudson covering as the group covered for them and fought off the Yateron Soldiers!
  • Jeff was still in the trunk and waited for Gazelle to be gone enough to be able to stealthfully follow her un-noticed.
  • K'nala made a quickly hardening sheild and used it as a deflecter to defeat some Soldiers!
  • Yateron Captain: "WHOA?! THANK GOODNESS THESE THINGS ARE ALWAYS SET TO STUN?! ELSE THAT WOULD BE A SEVERE LOSS OF LIFE?!"
  • Yateron 6: "WE ARE STILL LOSING GUYS HOWEVER?!"
  • Yateron Captain: "DON'T REMIND ME, CADET- (Gets hit by a stray stun lazer reflected from K'nala's sheild) OGGHHHH?!"

Exicution Chamber.

  • Oakaan tossed Xandy down inside the chamber room floor.
  • Oakaan: "Once I administraight the vial of Weavoid siliva in you, you will turn into a bug hybrid of a sea squirl no less different then the freak from the Xerus System! (Prepares to drop the vial on her) How's that, for an authograth? (Laughs, but then Hudson dropped kicked him down)! OHHHHHHHHHHH?!"
  • Hudson: "AND HE NAILS THE KINGPIN?!"
  • Xandy: "HUDSON!"
  • Hudson: "DON'T WORRY BABE, (Starts untying her) I'M GETTING YOU OUT OF HERE?!"
  • Oakaan got up and pulled out his bladed qurrintine gun, preparing to retailiate, but then, Gazelle grabbed Oakaan from behind, causing him to drop the vial as it broke and became useless!
  • Gazelle: "HUDSON, GET XANDRA OUT OF HERE, I'LL HOLD OAKAAN OFF?!"
  • Hudson picked Xandy up and flew off!
  • Oakaan grabbed Gazelle, fliped her over and tossed her off!
  • Gazelle was able to cartwheel up back up and readied her uniter blade!
    Oakaan: "YOU, HAVE BEEN A THRON TO MY SIDE, FOR TOO LONG?! (A chomp was heard as Oakaan screamed as it was seen that Jeff bit him in the leg!)"
  • Gazelle: "JEFF?!"
  • Jeff let's go and crawls off, away from the in-pain Oakaan as he screamed!
  • Jeff: "That's for what you were doing to my people, you big meanie?!"
  • Oakaan started to scream in pain as he coughed normal red blood that began to become yellow!
  • The blood splattered onto the ground and melted into smoke like acid.
  • Jeff: "..... That, doesn't look promising."
  • Oakaan's shadow was seen breaking and morthing into a horrendus monster, making him one on the outside as he was in the inside, as pieces of the now destroyed longivity suit is being tossed around!
  • Oakaan was now a Yateron/Weavoid hybrid as he stopped coughing yellow blood, due to his normal blood and weavoid blood mixing in.
  • Oakaan: "(Monsterious voice) WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?! (Jeff yelped and hid behind Gazelle, who kept brave and kept the blade ready!) THE BOTH OF YOU, HAVE DESTROYED ME?! RUINED ME?! YOU RUINED EVERYTHING I TRIED HARD TO ATTHIVE?! AND NOW, I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU PAY FOR THIS?!"
  • Gazelle: "Oakaan, just give up. You are already at a point that your already in a bad enough bind that it would garrentie an exicution as punishment. Don't make it worse."
  • Oakaan: "IF I AM GOING TO DIE, IT SHALL BE AFTER I DESTROY YOU?!"
  • Voice: "HEY, BUG-UGLY?!"
  • Oakaan looked to see Xandy with his Qurrintine Lazer Gun!
  • Xandy: "..... GO GET SQUISHED?! (Fires a shot at Oakaan's legs and cripples him, as he screeched in monsterious pain, then Xandy ran up and shoved the gun down his mouth and into his Throat) I SAID I WOULD SAVE YOUR PEOPLE THE TROUBLE OF HAVING YOU EXICUTED, AND I MEANT IT?! (Pulls the trigger as Oakaan began to flash in color as the Qurrintine Lazer began destroying Oakaan's insides as the screeching continued!)"
  • When it ended, Oakaan fell apart to pieces, now being an even more litteral shell of his former glory....
  • Xandy: "...... Hail to the new TRUE Weaving Hero, baby. (Tosses the gun away in a badass way that destroyed it and walked off.)....."
  • Jeff: "..... Mom...... I'm sorry I disobeyed, I only wanted to- (Gazelle hugged him)."
  • Gazelle: "It's okay. I wasn't very good at obedience too. Just ask Hecktor...... Doesn't mean you're not grounded though...."
  • Jeff: "Awww....."
  • Gazelle: "..... But thank you all the same....."
  • Jeff chirpped happly and hugged Gazelle in return.
  • Xandy: ".... Hey, Gazelle! Jeff! Ya coming? We need to free the soldiers from Oak's control, and rescue Chokera and everyone else."
  • Gazelle: ".... Allow me. (Used her blade to send a beam of light that destroys the control chips and freed the Yateron Soldiers and staff, as they sighed in relief and fainted.)..... (Looks at the exoskeliton of Oakaan)..... And now, you. (Casts fire to cremnate the remains)..... It's an honorable thing to do to cremnate what's left. And for the prevention of a reserection. May your tainted soul finally rest in being put out of your misery. (Leaves as the Exoskeliton melted into nothing)."

Later.

  • The Dynasty was seen having arrived to the Exile Sheild Station as it was shown the Sheild is gone once more.
  • Inside, Chokera was seen with the Grand Councilers.
  • Chokera: "And that's what happened, sir."
  • Warson: "..... (Sighs)..... An extremely unfortunate revelation indeed. And of Oakaan?"
  • Chokera: "...... Sir..... They did, what they had to do....."
  • Warson: "..... I see..... Well..... His fate was sealed reguardless of whether he was spared or not."
  • Calixto: "Ohhh, boy. This is gonna be a very desistating day for fans of the Weaving Wars movie franchise. AND another Political mess with UIS waiting to happen! The Yaterons may have to surrender this system to them via the Zhaerthis as a result!"
  • ???: "A sacrivice that'll have to be accepted out of good faith."
  • Prophet Yamac arrived.
  • Prophet Yamac: "The Yateron people are still redeeming their name with the Ehswan truth. Oakaan's deception would be a very inconvinent detour, but the Yaterons are prepared to sacrivice more to prove forgiveness for such sins.... I, understood that Oakaan..... Is no longer amongst us?"
  • Rishon: "Yes..... He had to be put down. Arresting him would've only delayed the ineditable."
  • Naeem: "YA KNOW, I NEVER LIKED OAKAAN?! I MEAN, WHO GIVES AN EXILE SHEILD TO A TEADR 7 RACE ANYWAY?! THEY DON'T HAVE SPACE SHIPS OF THEIR OWN?!"
  • Jling Sling: "It was more like it was meant to keep people from stupidly coming there and risk hitch-hikers!"
  • Naeem: "BUT STILL-"
  • Warson: "Naeem, please! We'll discuss this in a better time!?"
  • Prophet Yamac: "..... Where, is miss Xandy?"
  • Bayo: ".... Having some, alone time."
  • Yamac: "..... May I, see her?"

Xandy's location in Oakaan's now former office.

  • Xandy was looking out a window over-viewing the entire station and the planet. She was angerly holding the the fake Oakaan beard......
  • Xandy: "...... Who, am I really?"
  • Yamac's voice: "Someone who had discovered they idolised a false idol."
  • Xandy turned in surprise of Yamac's presence.
  • Yamac: "Such events are all too commen in any universe that the person or force you beloved or worshipped, turned out to be unworthy of such praise."
  • Xandy: "..... Look, Prophet Yamac, I'm sorry."
  • Yamac: "Oh don't feel ashamed, it's not the first time a Yateron has been slained by a non-Yateron-"
  • Xandy: "I mean...... How I basicly costed the USRA races, and the Yaterons, this system."
  • Yamac: "I see..... Well, we were already in the midst of losing this system to UIS anyway. The Empress of the Zhaerthis, is a VERY persistent female. Oakaan's outrage, just made it easier for them to win."
  • Xandy: "Hear me out, Yamac..... So many people that were once looking forword to live here again to wait for something that was never there to go away, to only discover that they were dechived and won't be going back anyway because of UIS. Now they're gonna isolate the crap out of this system."
  • Yamac: "Oh don't you worry, the Weaving Wars LONG proven this system's existence and the Weavoids. The best UIS can do is place the creatures under legal protection against any, Oakaan-minded individuals that would be attracted to that rarium in the same vain as he was. Otherwise, even the Zhaerthis can't really control the Weavoids desteny. Sure, the Zhaerthis and the Weavoids would become friends, but that's as far it'll go. The Weavoids are capable of their own decidtions, and it may be vastly different to what all of UIS would ideally prefer."
  • Xandy: "..... So, how are we gonna take all of those eggs to other worlds without risking infection and panic?"
  • Yamac: "Oh don't worry. The people will reckindise the truth behind the Weavoids. As for infection concerns? Don't worry, modern medicine saves the day once more. We'll simply follow the newly dubbed Weavoid Ambassitor Petit's advice and cleanse the sickness risks away. Madam Trader has, earned the Empress' great respect, if your curious about the revelation. And alcourse, the Weavoids will have to be taught to practice greater Hygene."
  • Xandy: "...... Say people stop being afraid of Weavoids, there'll be those that are still uncertain about them. The Weaving Wars were trumatic to some."
  • Yamac: "Then it is time to tear down such walls and build bridges in their place. And, I think Warson may already have such a way in mind....."
  • Xandy: "...... Go on."

Landing Bay.

  • Gazelle and Jeff were seen sitting togather and sadden.
  • Jeff: "..... So..... I guess this is it..... This is goodbye, mom-.... Miss Gazelle."
  • Gazelle: "(Sighs)..... I promise that I will always visit. (Hugs Jeff).... I love you, Jeff."
  • Jeff: "(Returns hug) Same here, Mom."
  • Madam Trader arrived.
  • Madam Trader: "..... Ya know..... It no longer needs to be like this."
  • Gazelle: "...... Madam Trader, I know you're trying to make us feel better, but Ignitus said that Jeff came to the other universes illegally."
  • Madam Trader: "Then well, (Brings out a passport), Get him a citizenship in your universes if that's such an issue."
  • Gazelle: "..... Miss Trader..... (Takes the passport)..... I don't know what to say."
  • Madam Trader: "Well the commen words for such gestures are "Thank you", but it's not nessersary. Consider it a gift from the Zhaerthis Empress herself. Just be sure to tell the other Weavoid owners that their Weavoids are coming home with citizenship papers as well so that pesky legal issues would cease- (Gazelle hugs her with Jeff) Oh!"
  • Gazelle: "Gracias, Trader!"
  • Jeff: "Gracias, Misses Petit!"
  • Madam Trader: "..... I'd, complain about making a scene and touching an ambassitor, but..... I can pardon this."
  • The Prophet and Xandy were seen watching this.....
  • Yamac: ".... You see, Miss Xandra? This is not a time to grieve about what turned out to be false. It, is a time for healing."
  • Xandy: "..... Yamac...... You're right..... I should stop worrying about what Oakaan wasn't, and be the hero I can be! I'll be the kind of hero people deserve!"
  • Yamac: "Good, Miss Xandy... You indeed are shaping up to be a fine hero indeed. Keep up the good fight..."
  • Xandy sighs in relief as Yamac left to contend with political matters.
  • Xandy: "..... For now on..... I'm my own inspiration for being a hero."

A New Weaving Age.

A day after.

  • A Bank owned by the Currentcy trope was just robbed by a team of Cyberconnectic robbers as they make their getaway on a very fast hover car!
  • Robber Boss: "Good job boys! Cyber Hood strikes again! We steal from the currentcy basturds to give back to the people they tax the hell out of?! Soon we'll liberate the people from those poverty causing basturds!?.... With a modest finders' fee alchourse. (The Robbers laughed)"
  • Dumb Robber Sidekick: "(Gaffaws), Good one, Cyber Hood."
  • Cyber Hood: "Shut it, Small Henry! I'm trying to glout!"
  • The Lot were watched by a familier shape.

Hideout.

  • A cyber base was seen as the group arrived to it.
  • The Cybers got off of their hover car and entered into the building, as the figure was seen again.

Inside.

  • Cyber Hood: "Okay, boys. We'll redistribute the money back to the poor tomorrow. First, we need to deside which is the poor's return money, and our modest finders fee. (The thugs laughed wickedly at that) Now, let's try to be abit more generious this time men. Let's not leave the poor with barely a dollar after how we gotten abit to carried away. Let's at least leave them with..... 10 dollars."
  • Small Henry: "Aw come on, boss, 10 is still a long way to go!"
  • Cyber Hood: "Fine........ 5 dollars at a minumum!"
  • The Thugs laughed!
  • Thumps are heard in the large vents as the crooks stopped laughing!
  • Small Henry: "Duhhhh, boss, what is that?!"
  • Cyber Hood: "Awwwww, relax fellas, the old VA doc's building is pitifully old. Chipsen has been in statis for a while, you know. We just moved it and used it as the Merry Cybers' new base of operations."
  • Small Henry: "Oh, you mean the Uonon in the basement inside a freaky tube?"
  • Cyber Robber 1: "No, he meant the skeleton in the closet- ALCHOURSE HE MEANT THE UONON?!"
  • Cyber Robber 2: "It could be just Vrats, people. That hairy ape doesn't exactly pay for extermination."
  • Cyber Robber 3: "Well how can he when he was one of them VA scum? Cops'll go after them like they go after bonuts!"
  • Cyber Hood: "Shut it, simpletons?! Let's not worry about it either way, and-"
  • A brown ball broke through the vents and flew across the area!
  • The Cyber Robbers gasped!
  • Cyber Hood: "WHAT THE?!"
  • The Brown Ball uncurled into K'nala as she threw her acid-hardern spears that entrapped the Robbers in a make-shift cage!
  • K'Nala curled back into a ball and landed hard.
  • K'nala uncurled once more and apporuched the frighten robbers.
  • K'nala: ".... (Speaking perfect english with an african accent) The prey is captured..... For justice."
  • The Cyber Robbers all squeal like girls and fainted!
  • K'nala: "...... Even Weavo Beetles are braver then them."

Later.

  • The Cyber Robbers were already being arrested as a tubed Uonon in the same armor as Oakaan was seen being taken to a prison transport.
  • K'nala was seen with the HA.
  • Zosimo: "..... Miss K'nala..... Yer gonna go a LONG way with us."
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