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Worm Infestation is the 28th Episode of Season 3A of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. The mutated worms that the Galactic Federation had collected in Wrath of The Mutant Frog Genius the worm are closer to being useful for Galaxy Defense Industries to make a new military project, especially for certain alien scientists like Dr. Jarbins and his assistants Bummer and Glueby who want to sell the worms to anti Galactic Federation terrorist group called The Maraxus Grip, a group fighting to bring back the imprisoned king who was charged for being a tyrant, pretending to be businessmen for 200,000,000 Sporebucks. Because they mistaken the project as weapon because of the worms' previous history and simply because it's classifived under "Millaterry projects", they sought to use the worms to bully and scare tactic the Galactic Federation to surrennder the tyrant king so they can resume universeal conquest. Luckly, the worms are really gonna be recreated to be a millaterrised healing medicine to treat victims of plauge outbreaks and incrise immunity so sickness will never be a problem again, and would in throey be a stepping stone to end the reign of uncureability of all cancer, and luckly, the group ALSO made the mistake of entrusting the job to two outcast idiots named Canamork and Butt'oDoofus McBrainles, as well as the transaction being only set to be made AFTER Jarbins completes his reshearch. However, it turns out, not all of the worms were destroyed. There is a survivor: a pregnant, sentient, and highly intelligent female that the Galactic Federation has been keeping in maximum lockdown named Worm Unit Fema #65452, nicknamed Bertha, has been able to escape her captivity, and has trapped the Grand Councilwoman Vainiana in a cocoon and gains access to all the other labs, and is able to trap Jarbins and friends against their will to serve her instead. Knowing this would happen, Cella contacts the Shell Lodgers to stop the surviving worm. But one good thing came out of this: Bertha destroyed the entire fanactical group for wanting to buy the worms to satisfy fanactic means cause luckly, Bertha ain't no fan of terrorests. But it has proven to not be above being a threat itself. Now, with the Lougers called in, their only hope is calling in Hank to defeat his own creation. Hank however, is incredibly reluctant, and extremely unwilling to betray the very objects of his ambitions and does all he can to avoid this. Can the Lodgers be able to get Hank into this and save the Galactic Federation before Bertha spreads her generation all over the UUniverses and becomes the queen of an incredibly sick empire?

Transcript

Chapter 1: Worm Research Continues

Galactic Federation Space HQ

  • Grand Councilwoman: (She and Cella arrived at a wing of the station with alien symbols on it that represent it's name)... Well, this is the Galaxy Defense Industries facility where Jumba worked. I hope Jarbins is doing a good job at keeping Project: Geneworm safe from the public.
  • Cella: You still think those worms are a good idea, mother?
  • Grand Councilwoman: Of course. Jarbins has stated during his research that the worms contain DNA proteins that are beneficial for growth and health. Well, after you get rid of the "Zombie-Mutant" factor.
  • Cella: Hmm... Interesting. I wonder why Hank didn't notice that?
  • Grand Councilwoman: Because he was a flawwed and deranged mind. He misunderstood the true potaintional of his aim to embetter evolution. Now let's check and see if this project is continuing to be useful. (They both enter as all the employees are shocked at her presence and either clumsily fall or do clumsy accidents)
  • Jarbins: Oh, dear! Grand Councilwoman Vainiana! You're fashionably early. And... Why did you bring your daughter?
  • Cella: Because I show great skepticism for this project, and I need to be here to make sure that there's nothing worth being worried about.
  • Jarbins: Oh, I assure you, this project has been going on for 5 years, and not once has it ever had any problems. Project: Geneworm is starting to step up in it's usefulness.
  • Grand Councilwoman: And you're sure this won't end up being a deranged experiment like with 626?
  • Jarbins: Oh, absolutely! I shall show you the specimens we've been performing the main experiments on. Come with me.

Worm Lab

  • Jarbins: Through genetic tinkering, we discovered through this specimen that the worms' DNA were useful for eliminating sicknesses of all kinds. Your plans to turn the worms into a military medicine is perfect for-
  • Cella: Is there problems or what?
  • Jarbins:... Hmmph, never letting me show what's good about this project, huh? Well, as a matter of fact, there is, young lady. There was only one known specimen that has been shown to have survived. And that very specimen is Worm Unit Fema #65452, AKA Bertha. Worm Unit Femas, or WUFs as we like to call them, are needed so we can manipulate their bodies into reproducing asexually so we can study their offspring's genetic progress. Bertha is the most, very-spirited specimen.
  • Alien Scientist #1: (Covered in slime) Ugh, I'll say. She was reproducing like MAD! We had a LOT of offspring to study. She just reproduced. And you will not BELIEVE how hard she released it.
  • Cella: Wait... That thing is alive... And it reproduces?... Oh, charming, that's sure one hell of a risk we can't take.
  • Jarbins: Don't worry, Cella. Bertha is restrained tightly, and the offspring limit is 20. We dispose of the other unneeded offspring.
  • Cella:... Exactly how restrained are we talking?

Later...

  • Cella: (The worm is restrained through acupuncture-like needle restraints that are embedded to the wall of a large tube filled with ice-colored fluid as it moaned softly)... DAMN!... What a beast. And you're sure she's unable to escape?
  • Jarbins: Yep. The restraints are embedded deeply into her system like needles, but not to the point where it could kill her. Not to mention the turrets you see above you are bio-seeking, so they are programmed to lock onto the worm's genetic signature, much like the standard-issue turrets in some Galactic Federation police flagships. They'll only shoot the worm and not anybody else.
  • Cella: What if the worm ends up getting it's slime on someone? Will the turrets shoot THEM, too?
  • Jarbins: These turrets are at Level 7, so they're smart enough to analyze the entire target and search for a different genetic code, guaranteeing that it will only shoot the worm.
  • Cella:... Well, no wonder that scientist was jumpy.
  • Jarbins: "So, Miss Cella, are you still worried about the exspeariment?"
  • Cella: "Realisticly, yes, because these worms were created by a loonitic frog meant to cause "Exsellerated Evolution". Alchourse I'm still gonna be unsure about these things."
  • Jarbins: Well, I assure you, this experiment is completely safe. This worm is unable to escape with gene-sensing guns and restraints that are actually attached to it's body. I'm sure my associates will be-
  • Cella: You're ASSOCIATES?!? As in Bummer and Glueby, the two idiot smartasses who sometimes screw things up?
  • Jarbins: Hey, they didn't screw a single thing up ever since we gained these worms.
  • Grand Councilwoman: Why bother with lies, Jarbins? You think I don't remember the many situations that would've doomed this experiment, do you? Remember when Bummer released a newborn worm to a rookie after she didn't believe they were real? The poor girl ended up losing her leg. Not to mention the time when Glueby blew up a specimen to prove what he was doing. It wasn't pretty since the gene-seeking guns were still at a lower model. And let us not forget the time when Bummer was taunting one of the aggressive specimens believing it couldn't hurt him. He got himself squirted with slime, and... Well, most indeed, the guns certainly showed no mercy.
  • Cella:... You never told me about that?!
  • Grand Councilwoman: Because I didn't want you to freak out, of course. Now Jarbins, if you think you can trust those two with this experiment, then I think you're giving them too much credit. Those two are DANGEROUS. So I cannot recommend that they continue with this experiment.
  • Jarbins: Your grace, just give them a chance.
  • Grand Councilwoman: No, Jarbins! Unless they can prove that they won't screw anything up because of their uppity know-it-all attitudes, then they cannot be trusted in handling this experiment.
  • ???: Oh, you think we're not good enough, do you? (Two aliens in yellow jumpsuits appeared)
  • Blue-headed Alien: I assure you, we are more than capable of handling this experiment.
  • Cella: Oh, come on, you two, don't start with this bulllan-crap again, especially not to my mother.
  • Jarbins: "Too late, Princess, once their egos have been challnaged, there's no stopping them."
  • Cella: (Sighs) Oy, we're doomed.

Worm Lab

  • Short-Gray Alien: "To prove our superiority, we are gonna have these turrets lock onto our DNA signitures, be able to successfully hack and deactivate them, and do it all, without a scratch."
  • Cella: "Oh no, Bummer, Glueby, you guys can't be serious."
  • Glueby the short alien: "Sorry, princess! Once our honor has been chall-nonge-"
  • Bummer: "We done have to meet it head on."
  • Glueby: "And to further deminstraight this, we will get through this, (Shows a strong looking alien handcuffs) Locked into eachother by these Mk. 40 Standard-Issue Industrial-Strength Handcuffs."
  • Bummer and Glueby took pieces of their body and placed into the slot, activating the turrents that aimed at them!
  • Bummer and Glueby then put the cuffs on themselves and manned up!
  • Bummer: "The count of 10."
  • Bummer & Glueby: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8-9-10?!"
  • Bummer and Glueby began to walk down the room as the turrents prepared to fire!
  • Cella: "They're dead."
  • Music was heard.
  • Cella: "Wait.... Is that Earthling music I hear?"
  • Jarbins: "Waltz of the Flowers, actselly."
  • Cella: "Oh, please don't tell me those two are gonna-"
  • Grand Council Woman/Jarbins: "They are."

Bummer and Glueby danced around the firing Turrents which missed everytime! At the late part of the song, the two used the laser to free themselves from the cuffs, shocking Cella!

Fantasia OST - The Nutcracker Suite, Op

Fantasia OST - The Nutcracker Suite, Op. 71A, Waltz Of The Flowers Disc 1 - Track 7

  • The Song Climaxes as Glueby presses the shut down button that deactivates the Turrents.
  • Cella's jaw dropped.
  • Jarbins: "..... Still think they're not worthy of handling the worms, Princess?"
  • Silence.
  • Jarbins: "...... Your silence is a sign that your convicned otherwise."
  • Glueby: "..... Ha! I suspected as much. Speechless."
  • Bummer: "Ha. And she said wes ain't compindent enough. (Unknowingly leans against the on button and turns the turrents back on) The nerve of some people, Glueby."
  • The Turrents aimed directly at Glueby and Bummer!
  • Jarbins: "GE-GE-GE-GENTLEMEN!?"
  • The Smug Glueby and Bummer looked and quickly turned to shock as they see the turrents reactivated.
  • Bummer sees he was leaning against the on button.
  • Glueby: "BUMMER!? YOU LEANING-ON-BUTTONS IDIOT?!"
  • The Turrents were about to fire!
  • Bummer and Glueby screamed like girls!?
  • Suddenly, QP bursted through the room and destroyed the turrents with gymastic and actrobatic ease!
  • When the dust settles, QP stood victorious over the destroyed turrents.
  • Bummer and Glueby were hugging each-other and closed their eyes in fear.
  • QP: "..... Hey, morons, you can open your eyes now."
  • Bummer and Glueby opened them.
  • Glueby: ".... JUST AS I PLANNED! I planned for the turrents to be "accsidently" turned on to deminstraight our new friend QP."
  • Bummer: "You had a plan?"
  • Glueby shoved Bummer!
  • Bummer: "I mean, you did! And I was apart of it."
  • QP: "(Sighs), All the comferts of Narcotic and Celisus, without the viruses and the smell of brimstone, but all the smug stupidity is there."
  • Cella: "Ok, seriously, don't you guys have a BETTER way to deminstraight you can handle this project WITHOUT RISKING YOUR ASSES!?"
  • Bummer: "What ya'll seen is what ya'll get."
  • Bummer and Glueby high-fived.
  • Jarbins: "Well, it's good enough for me, your highnesses. We'll be back doing our work now."
  • Cella: "But-"
  • Grand Council Woman: "It's better we just drop it. We don't want to lose more expensive equitment to their shenanigens."
  • Cella: (Sighs) Fine. But don't you two say I told you so when you end up having your butts melted off.
  • Glueby: That's physically impossible, princess. And to prove it, I-
  • Everyone: NOOOO!!!!
  • QP: (Grabs Glueby by the neck) NO MORE OF THAT BULLS***, THANK YOU!!!
  • Jarbins: Look, QP, we appreciate that you saved another disaster caused by my associates, but you still need some adjustments if you're going to be serving Quidilin as she begins her redemption plan for the AUU.
  • QP: Well, your adjustments are working thus far. I detected that danger a split few meters away.
  • Jarbins: I see. Good to know that they're working.
  • QP:... Look, doctor... I know it's not any of my business, but... Why do you keep these two idiots in these labs when they're as much smartassy dumbasses as the modernly-portrayed Shell Lodge starfish, and yet also make me think about those grey-matter aliens from the 3rd Ben 10 show, Omniverse? You know they make mistakes, so why keep them here when they'll just make things worse?
  • Jarbins: "Because out of every single fellow sciencetist in the accadamey we went to, these two sticked by me the most, even when I was hardly a popular choice. They're real friends, and would never abandon me even if I were to make an extremely questionable desidtion."
  • QP: "Alchourse. They're friends."
  • Cella: "..... Well why didn't those guys just say so instead of doing something so stupid?"
  • Jarbins: "They're not ones to take challanges to their egos easily, or lightly."
  • Cella:... You'd think they'd be fired by now.
  • Jarbins: They're lucky they have me to protect them. As hard as it is, I've been able to keep them in the labs this long.
  • Glueby: Yeah. Ain't nothing going to cost us our jobs. We're staying, and that's all there is to it.
  • Grand Councilwoman: Well, you do realize you're standing with a superior who can fire you regardless of friendship to a great scientist?
  • Jarbins: What?!?
  • Grand Councilwoman: I'm sorry if this upsets you, doctor, but these two have been endangering this experiment for a while. So... Do you two feel like you can... Prove to us that you can not be smartasses that go through needless extremes to prove a point and do something disastrous?
  • Bummer: Damn right we can! Don't worry, we'll be on our best behavior.
  • Grand Councilwoman: You'd better. Because if you do this one more time, I'm afraid I have no choice but to fire you two.
  • Jarbins: But-
  • Grand Councilwoman: No buts, Jarbins. I'm sure you can still be their friend even when they no longer work here. This experiment is too important for me to allow these two to jeopardize it. So you two better not disappoint me.
  • Glueby:... (Gulps)
  • The Grand Council Woman and Cella left.
  • Jarbins sighs.

Later...

  • Glueby: "I can't believe that Vainiana threaten us like that! We are so completely compident sciencetists! Right?"
  • Bummer: "So what we have one or so miscalulations? Picky, picky, picky."
  • Glueby: "Why, I bet that if we were the ones who saved her life in some unforeseenable dishastor, she would never fire us and we get to keep our jobs forever!"
  • Bummer: "Or realisticly, at least until retirement."
  • Glueby: "Details details. My point is, if we got to deminstraight our epicness in saving her life, the threat of being fired will never become a subject again."
  • Bummer: "Yeah, but what are even the odds of an unforseenable dishastor to actselly happen? Bertha is pretty much locked up tighter then a high-tec security prison. Not many villains are bold enough to even charge at the Galactic Federation, espically not over measely earthly worms. And heck, even we know better then to mess with Bertha."
  • Glueby: "Yeah. TRUE idiots would have to be the ones to bust her out. But where would there be actual idiots who would end up freeing Bertha?"
  • Bummer: "What about them two Roar Co. Fellers? They kinda seem like true idiots."
  • Glueby made a surprise face.
  • Glueby: ".... Oh no. AND THEY'RE EXPECTED TO SEE JARBINS SOON!? We have to make sure Jarbins deters those two from ever seeing Bertha!"
  • Bummer: "Good Idear."

Chapter 2: The So-Called 'Business Men'/The Escape of Bertha

Hallway

  • Jarbins was impathently waiting.
  • A crash was heard, and Jarbins sighed.
  • Jarbins walked up to see two Balcoran business men, one of them have bumbled over a water foundton and caused a mess.
  • Balcoran Businessmen 2: "..... Oops, I did it again."
  • The first one sighed annoyed.
  • Balcoran Businessmen 1: "Damn it, how do you expect to be a successful ter- (Sees Jarbins)..... -Riffic Businessmen, if you keep bungling over foundtons?"
  • Jarbins: "Well, you gentlemen certainly took long enough."
  • Balcoran Businessmen 1: "Ah, yes. Mr. Morkocan's the name, and making a ROARING business' my game, and this is.... Brian Lesley."
  • Jarbins: ".... That's an oddly human name for a Balcoran."
  • Morkacan: "..... His parents were drunks."
  • Jarbins: "Ahh."
  • Morkacan: "Besides, you're one to talk, Dr. ROB Jarbins!"
  • Jarbins: "Toushe."
  • Brian: "Wait, I thought my name was Butt'o-"
  • Morkacan smacks Brian!
  • Morkacan: "(Quietly) Quiet, BRIAN!?"
  • Brian: "Uh.... Oh..... I means.... Yeah, uh... I'ms Brian Lesley."
  • Jarbins: "..... Ok, remind me again.... Why would Roar Co., the most powerful Balcoran owned corperation that produced the greatest Balcoran advancements of weapons and ships and much more, ever hire you two stooges?"
  • Morkacan: "Hey, if it's possable for YOUR dorky friends to get jobs, it's possable for us!"
  • Jarbins: "FIRST OF ALL, GOOD SIRS, those two are my dear friends, and not even from rich businessmen would I tolerate insults to their good names!? Secondly, I was the one who got them their jobs where they'd otherwise would've been long rejected. What's YOUR excuse?"
  • Brian: "Uh....... His dad owns the company and I'm a friend to him?"
  • Jarbins: "I didn't know the great Roarsly had a son."
  • Morkacan: "Uh..... He, never talks about me?"
  • Jarbins: "..... Frankly, I'm not too shocked."
  • Morkacan: "Ok, it's clear you don't even like us, but, let's remember our impourence to you, pally boy."
  • Jarbins: "I'm smart enough to remember on my own, you simple brutes. As much as I love working for the Galactic Federation, AND the defence industry, it doesn't exactly have a glamorious payroll. Sadly, even our paychecks fall victim to the child's play that is ecomonic polotics, and as of now, we're currently stuck in shoty payments that are almost a few more dollars shy of not being considered living wages."
  • Morkacan: "How much do you get paid?"
  • Jarbins: "1000 Sporebucks a day."
  • Morkacan: "..... How, the hell is that bad?"
  • Jarbins: "We normally get paid 100000000 Sporebucks a day."
  • Morkacan and Brian dropped their jaws.
  • Jarbins: "..... Yes I know, alien ecomonics is surprisingly stupid for being for "intelligent" beings."
  • Morkacan: "... Ok, I take that back, you do need us."
  • Jarbins: "Yes indeed, gentlemen. So, are your superiors still interested in those worms?"
  • Morkacan: "Let's just say, they're dying to put them to good use."
  • Jarbins: "Oh good, espeically since-"
  • Morkacan: "Spare us the life story doc, we just want to see the worms."
  • Jarbins: "Alchourse, follow me to the labs and-"
  • ???: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (Glueby and Bummer jump onto the two Balcorans)
  • Morkacan: OWCH! Hey, get off of us! (Pushes the two off of each other)
  • Bummer: Sir, you can't allow these guys to see Bertha.
  • Jarbins:... Why not?
  • Glueby: Because they can't be trusted with her, that's why not.
  • Brian:... Exsqueese me?
  • Morkacan: That is preposterous! Why would you think we can't be trusted with simple worms?
  • Bummer: You two are pretty much idiots.
  • Morkacan: (Grabs Bummer's neck) Who are you calling idiots? Where did you hear such ridiculous nonsense?
  • Jarbins: Uh, excuse us for just a moment, won't you? (He escorts the two away)... WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO?!? Do you have any idea how aggressive Balcorans are? And do you know what happens when a Balcoran is insulted or humiliated?
  • Bummer: Well, it's true. They have a bad hapit to harm people just because they just can't handle a hard truth.
  • Jarbins: And besides, how are these two idiots? They may be weird, but they at least have brains.
  • Glueby: "ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT WE'RE DUMB?!"
  • Jarbins: "No no no no no no! I didn't say that at all! I am just saying that they're not as stupid as you claimed!"
  • Brian farts, and laughs about it.
  • Jarbins: "..... (Glueby and Bummer stared blankly).... I mean, ok, fine, you're right about Brian, but Mork is clearly an intelligent individual. At least as far as Balcorans are concerned. Mork at least isn't one to laugh at his own flatulence."
  • Bummer: "Actselly, he's only HALF stupid. Not a true nitwit, but not exactly a genius neither. I'll prove it."
  • Bummer approuched Morkacan.
  • Bummer: "....... What's the square root of pie?"
  • Morkacan: "....... Apples?"
  • Bummer: "Who's the first president of earth's land "United States"?"
  • Morkacan: "Abe Lincoln?"
  • Bummer: "What's 9 times 10?"
  • Morkacan: "21?"
  • Bummer: "What's 2+2?"
  • Morkacan: "....... Uh...... 12?"
  • Bummer: "...... Yep. He's stupid alright."
  • Morkacan: "HEY?!"
  • Jarbins: "Ok, ok, fine! You two made your points! I'm sorry gentlemen, but I can't show you two Bertha. I'll have to restrict you two to only the DEAD worms, is that all right?"
  • Morkacan: "WHAT?! But our superiors are interested in seeing Bertha!"
  • Jarbins: "Well, maybe they should've sent more COMPIDENT, businessmen instead, if that were the case."
  • Morkacan growled.
  • Jarbins: "Now, if you gentlemen would follow me...."
  • Morkacan stared angerly at Bummer and Glueby, who the duo did the "I'm watching you" pose. Brian paid it no mind and moved on.
  • Bummer: "..... I think there's a chance they would still try to see Bertha."
  • Glueby: "Then my dear friend Bummer, it's up to us to keep an eye on those two."

Worm Lab

  • Jarbins goes into an extended speech about the progress of which neither of the two paid much mind too.
  • Morkacan: "(Quietly) PSST! Butt'o. We've GOT to see Bertha. She must be the most powerful of the worms if they're so afraid to share it with us. Perhaps, even the most mutantive. We have got to get the worm for MJ."
  • Brian: "(Quietly) Oks. But, whats about Jarbins?"
  • Morkacan: "(Quietly) He'll be at it for awhile. Now, come on."
  • Mork and Brian walked off, unaware that Glueby and Bummer were onto them and followed in secret.

Bertha's Containment Room

  • Morkacan and Brian arrived at contentment and saw Bertha.
  • Morkacan: "...... Ahhh, look at her, Butt'o. She'll be a magnifisent use for the Maraxus Grip."
  • Brian: "But, I thought we worked for Roar Co."
  • Morkacan: "...... Butt'oDoofus McBrainles, have you forgotten already that those names we have and the "Roar Co." sceme are just our cover to get in a Galactic Federation owned industry? Do I have to remind you again?"
  • ?Brian?: ".... Yes?"
  • Morkacan: "(Sighs)...... One last time, ok? You and I, are Canamork and Butt'oDoofus McBrainles, childhood friends of Maraxus Junior, and, begrudingly against our otherwise HUGE hatred for terrorisum and MJ's father, Overlord Maraxus, are members of The Maraxus Grip to help free said Overlord. Even if we ourselves don't like it, we need to be able to snag these worms for the cause and free the Overlord. Espeically since the Intensifiver Cannons are gonna go back to being what all fanactic groups are afraid of."
  • Butt'o: "Oh...... Right...... I keep forgetting that."
  • Canamork: "Good..... Now, let's free the ugly bitch and get out of here."
  • Butt'o: "Ok."
  • ???: "You two..... Dissssssssssssssssssssssssssgussssssssssssssssssssssssssst me."
  • Canamork and Butt'o gasped as they say that the worm was looking at them.
  • Butt'o: "...... Did the worm just-"
  • Canamork: "Nah. Don't be stupid..... Yet again. Worms like this can't talk."
  • Bertha: "Is that so?"
  • Butt'o and Canamork screamed!
  • Bertha: "Well, if you think your gonna get away with turning me into a weapon of fanacticisum, then rethink this through. I would sooner cause a violent and painful end to your little group then be of ANY use to you. I will make you SUFFER?!"
  • Canamork: "...... Uh..... On second thought, maybe we should leave this alone and-"
  • Canamork and Butt'o turned around to see Glueby and Bummer and screamed!
  • Glueby: "Caught you red handed, Maraxus Grippers!"
  • Bummer: "We heard the whole thing, and now, we're gonna expose you."
  • Butt'o: "WAIT! Please don't! We'll leave Jarbins alone for now on and run away from the galaxy! Just please don't throw us into jail and-"
  • Bertha cracks the glass container, causing a leak that wets the floor where Butt'o was about step on, as Butt'o began to slip!
  • Butt'o: "WHOA-OH-OH-OH-WHOOOOOOOOOA?!"
  • Butt'o fell face first into the releasement button!
  • Computer: "Creature Containment Disengaged. (The fluid inside the tube drained out)"
  • Bummer/Glueby/Canamork: "NOOOOOOOO?! (The tube opened and the restraints opened)"
  • Glueby: TURN ON THE TURRETS, TURN ON THE TURRETS!! (The turrets were slimed and malfunctioned) OH NO?!
  • Bertha: "Thanks for the help, Butt'o and Cana. I should repay the favor, by processing the Grand Council Woman, and have her DESTROY THE MARAXUS GRIP!?"
  • Butt'o: "Well jokes on you. You're never gonna get us to reveil the group's hideout in the center of the bad side of our home planet Balcon, which is asentually a huge abandon old fortress of the Overlord back when the Maraxus Grip was a simple conquest group and-"
  • Canamork: "YOU IDIOT!? YOU JUST EXPOSED OUR BASE!?"
  • Butt'o: "..... Oopies. Can you please forget that?"
  • Bertha: "Hmm, let me think..... NO?!"
  • Bertha laughed as she escaped from Glueby, Bummer, Canamork and Butt'o.
  • Bertha escapes into the ventalation system.
  • Bummer: "SHE GOT INTO THE VENTALATION SYSTEM!? She's escaped!"
  • Glueby stared angerly at Canamork and Butt'o.
  • Glueby: "..... You two, are gonna rot in jail, for this."
  • Canamork: "WAIT?! W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-what about Jarbins? Yeah, uh.... If you expose us as terrorests, and if your bosses find out that Jarbins was gonna sell some worms to us.... Well, I think you smartasses can figure it out."
  • Bummer: "...... Judging by my caluations, if Jarbins gets discovered for trying to sell military medicine to terrorests, it could cost him his job. (Carnamork gets a surprised reaction) And he'll get black-listed from ever getting a job as even a civilian sciencetist."
  • Canamork: "WHOA WHOA WHOA, WAIT?! You're making medicine out of those things?"
  • Glueby: "Uh, yeah. Why else is the Federation even bothering with those gross mutant making things?"
  • Canamork: "..... Oh shit. Well, funny story, uh.... You see-"
  • Bummer: "Let me guess..... You thought that based on the fact that the original creater of these worms was Hank Spooner and the fact that the Defence Industrys' being entrusted with the job, you two and the rest of Maraxus Grip done assumed that the worms were gonna be weapons?"
  • Canamork: "..... Pretty much that."
  • Glueby: "...... OH, MY, GOD, YOU TWO ARE BEYOND STUPID?! THE GRAND COUNCILWOMAN IS AGAINST USING BIOLOGICAL WARFARE!? WHY ELSE WAS JUMBA GIVEN SUCH S*** FOR MAKING 626?!"
  • Bummer: "And a mess of others."
  • Glueby: "She only wanted to use those abominations to heal the sick and cure all desisese, possability even all forms of cancer. You basicly wanted to use a possable cancer cure, AS A TERRORIST WEAPON?!"
  • Canamork and Butt'o stand silently as they turned into alien donkeys as the wah-wah-wah-wahh plays.
Wah Wah Wah Waah Sad Trombone SOUND EFFECT

Wah Wah Wah Waah Sad Trombone SOUND EFFECT

  • Canamork: "..... Ok, maybe we should've paid attention to what Jarbins was saying. But still, Jarbins would get in trouble if we get exposed as terrorests! He might even be thrown in jail with us! YOU TWO might be thrown in jail?! Is that what you want!?"
  • Glueby and Bummer looked at eachother concernly.
  • Canamork: "..... I thought so. How's about a deal? We capture the worm before it does any harm, and we'll cancel our deal with Jarbins and never bother the Galactic Federation again, cause myself and Butt'o are gonna quit this job! Not even MJ's worth risking the Grand Council Woman getting infected anymore."
  • Glueby: "I don't trust terrorests!"
  • Canamork: "Oh, we're not even very good ones, OBVIOUSLY! We were never even involved with explouding stuff or doing violent attacks! In fact, outside from MJ, the rest of the group.... Pretty much hates us for being dumb."
  • Bummer: "Don't we know that feeling...."
  • Glueby: "...... Alright, fine, but that doesn't mean we trust you two! As soon as Bertha is captured, we want you two O-U-T, out!"
  • Bummer: "Yeah, A-S-A-P, As Soon As Possable."
  • Canamork: "Fair enough. Now, we need to head to the Grand Council Woman's office, it's where the ugly beast is gonna head. And the worm too!"
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  • Glueby and Bummer stared angerly.
  • Canamork: "..... I'm kidding, I'm kidding!"
  • The 4 idiots run off!

Chapter 3: Bertha Begins Her Infecting/The Fall of the Maraxus Grip

Grand Councilwoman's Office

  • The Grand Councilwoman was doing paperwork.
  • ???: "..... Vainianaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa."
  • Grand Council Woman: "...... What?"
  • Grand Council Woman looked nerviously for the shorce of the voice.....
  • She felt a small slime drop hit her on the forehead, and she felt it in disgust.
  • Grand Council Woman: "Oh, apolling... Whoever was in charged of cleaning up my room will certainly will have to-"
  • Grand Council Woman looks up to see Bertha appear from nowhere and pounce on her!
  • BLACKOUT?!

Later...

  • Cella's voice: "Mother. Mother...... (Vision becomes clear again.)..... MOTHER!"
  • Cella was seen.
  • Cella: "What happened?"
  • The Grand Council Woman: "...... I'm fine, my dear. I just passed out from doing too much paperwork."
  • Cella: "Well, you got hurt in the progress and certainly ended up conking out. You're in the infirmery now."
  • Grand Council Woman: "Oh, thank you my dear, you're such a good, raptor, thing."
  • Cella: "I'm a Raptorsellus, you know this..... Or rather, you did. I was afraid of this. You're already starting to act weird from the conk. You're gonna have to be temporary relieved of duty until you recover."
  • Grand Council Woman: "Oh, my dear, I have a reason for conking out. I, had an empifenty! A vision! I had seen a vision of where the Maraxus Grip's main base is!"
  • Cella: "..... You did?"
  • Grand Council Woman: "Yes. And I know where it is. I want you to send Gantu to the center of the bad side of Balcon. And tell him and his crew to bring... Intensifier Cannons."
  • Cella: "By the devines, so the rumors were right! It was right in front of our faces all this time! As acting Grand Councilwoman until you recover, I'll make the orders known. You are gonna be famous for this."
  • Cella left.
  • The Grand Council Woman donned a dark grin as Bertha's laughter was heard.

Later then after.

  • Glueby, Bummer, Canamork, and Butt'o are rushing to the Grand Council Woman's office and entered, only to discover Cella.
  • Cella: "Glueby, Bummer, and.... Two Roar Co. guys?"
  • Bummer: "Uh..... Cella, have you by chance seen your mother?"
  • Cella: "Yes. She's in the infirmary cause she conked out and got an empifiny that exposed the Maraxus Grip. It was at the old Overlord castle this entire time, can you believe it?"
  • Canamork and Butt'o made shocked faces!
  • Glueby and Bummer made them as well!
  • Cella: "...... Why are you guys like this?"
  • Glueby, Bummer, Canamork, and Butt'o: "Uh......"

Maraxus Grip Base, Planet Balcon

  • A leader is seen in front of several followers.
  • Leader: "The time of waiting soon ends, Maraxus Grip members. For today, our undercover agents will soon steal us a Galactic Federation weapon that we will use to free my father, the Overlord, soon, and revert this group back to it's true glory as a conquest group. Our days of being extremists will soon end, our glorious return to mere conquest, shall soon be reborned!"
  • Maxarus Members: "MJ, MJ, MJ, MJ, MJ, MJ, MJ, MJ, MJ, MJ, MJ?!"
  • Maraxus Junior: "Our true path shall return to us! And that path is-"
  • ???: "ATTENTION, TERROR GROUP MARAXUS GRIP!?"
  • Gantu and an army of robots armed with Intensifiver Cannons seen and have surround the Building!
  • Gantu: "YOU ALL ARE UNDER ARREST!? SURRENDER OR THIS WILL BE THE END OF YOUR REIGN OF TERROR!?"
  • Maraxus Junior: "....... No...... My friends had failed....... (Gets Angry)..... I RATHER DIE FIGHTING THEN SURRENDER LIKE A COWERD!? MARAXUS GRIP FORCES!? TO ARMS?! (They armed themselves) (Presses a button on his suit and puts up a protective energy shield)"
  • Gantu: OPEN FIRE!!! (The robots fired the Intensifier Cannons as they did a great amount of damage to the place, yet was unable to harm Maraxus Junior. One of them tried to fire at him) NO! Keep Maraxus Junior alive! He needs to be placed in prison like his father.
  • Maraxus Junior: NEVER! I WILL NEVER GO TO JAIL!! (Takes out two white dual blasters as they rapidly fire at the troops, and makes it to an escape pod) So long, suckers! I'll get another outside group so I can get my father back! You'll NEVER be rid of me for as long as I live. (Cackles as he activates the escape pod and it takes off, and it was too fast for even the Intensifier Cannons to hit it)
  • Gantu: BLAST IT!!!
  • Robot #1: We can't, sir, it's too fast.
  • Gantu: I know, it was just a-, (Sighs) curse these robots for taking things literally. And curse these cannons for having such a bad ballistic speed. We must find Maraxus Junior, and arrest him!
  • Robot #2: But how will we find him, sir? He could be anywhere in these Galactic Federation worlds.
  • Gantu: Check that escape pod's flight codes, and track his location. If he actually does something crazy, I'm afraid we'll need to contact the Shell Lodgers for assistance. But... (Sighs)... At least we put an end to the Maraxus Grip... But capturing Junior will be the final death kneel to that.
  • Robot #3: Should we head to the Galactic Federation Space HQ where Project: Geneworm is taking place, Captain? That's where our sources say that Maraxus Junior's two remaining spies were last seen. They seem to have been going undercover at the Galaxy Defense Industries worm labs.
  • Gantu: Great Gargathaiths! THAT'S where Maraxus Junior is heading! We must follow him! We'll have the Balcoran authorities take care of the surviving fanatics for us! Something more deeply urgent is at stake!

Grand Councilwoman's Office

  • Cella: "Ok, so, you two are telling me that those two are part of the Maraxus Grip and were tricking Jarbins into selling them the worms, of which they and even the entire Maraxus Grip made the assumion that we're making weapons out of them because of their history with Hank, and these two never bothered to ask questions, and because they were denied to see Bertha, they went to see her even though you two spefificly told Jarbins to not let them, and now she escaped through the dumber Balcoran slamming face first into the release button and has infected my mother?"
  • Bummer: "I, know that sounds ludicrist to believe, but-"
  • Cella: "It does, because... Well, now that I think about it, while those buttons were DNA recognizing, that function is currently out of order, so the part of an unathorised personal ending up freeing the worm by accsident isn't too far-fetched, but in all seriousness, as for why the story is believeable dispite sounding absordly stupid.... I once saw a dangerious biological weapon turned into a gentle-hearted pet. I grown to believe that anything's possable. Now, just so we're clear? You 4 are sure Jarbins has no prior knowledge of what the Balcorans are truely are?"
  • Canamork: "Well, as the least "dumb" spy, I was able to convince Jarbins well enough that I was actselly a Roar Co. Businessmen. I even managed to make him think that I was the son of the CEO of the company..... Though, he didn't seemed THAT convinced....."
  • Cella: "That's all I wanted to know. I'll make sure my mother and the rest of the council show lenantcy on him. I have a good idea why he would risk such a risky business deal. Am I right to assume he even trusted you two fakers was because of our rediculious enomonic troubles?"
  • Butt'o: "Oh yeah, he even told us about his 1000 sporebuck problem. He said that he normally got paid WAY more then that."
  • Cella: "Figures. I don't blame him. His family is a little troubled, and he obviously needs more then the pahthic current pay to help them. I understand. But you two didn't had the right to take advantage of him like that for the gain of a known Anti-Galactic Federation Group! I perfectly understood your servitude is relucent and is morely out of being with your childhood friend, but you two STILL have to answer for your actions! You just risked a highly hostile, and appearently sentient, worm from a dark origin to be allowed to infect more then my mother!"
  • Canamork: "If it's any consolation, not only did we realise that the worms would not be a good use for the Maraxus Grip cause, ya know, the whole "you're making medicine out of them" stuff, but, it's clear she doesn't like terrorisum, and, thanks to Butt'o's big mouth, she just had you ordered Gantu to take down the group, so, she's not THAT bad."
  • Cella: "Be that as it may, she's still not that better. Sentient as she is, she is still driven by parasitic instints, and as such, she'll be driven to multiply and make more worms to infect the entire Galactic Federation. Worse, given the worms' former history with Hank, my mother is probuly slowly turning into a hidious mutant!"
  • Bummer: "...... Then did you think it was really a good idear to leave her alone in the infirmery?"
  • Cella: "..... Oh, shit. Everyone to the infirmary, quick!!"

Infirmary

  • Grand Councilwoman: (She continues laying down until she suddenly and slowly starts mutating, and becomes a zombie)
  • ???: Yes! Now you shall serve me! You are to protect yourself from anybody who tries to cure you and have you back in power to stop me.
  • Cella: (All 5 burst in) MOTHER!! (They see her as a zombie mutant)
  • Bummer: Crap, we're too late!
  • Grand Councilwoman: Braaains!!
  • Glueby: Uh, with all due respect, Councilwoman, you don't wanna eat my brain!
  • Grand Councilwoman: BRAAAIIIINSS!!!
  • Cella: Guys, you're Balcorans, do something!
  • Butt'o: What can we do? If she bites us, we might end up zombies muants too. Don't you watch movies... Or even the ones created by the humans?
  • Glueby: Just knock her out with your strength, genius!
  • Butt'o: "..... Did we forget to mention that, the reason we were outcasts to the Maraxus grip that, besides being dumb, it's also because..... We're pasifists?"
  • Silence.
  • Glueby, Bummer and Cella: "PASIFIST BALCORANS!? THOSE ACTSELLY EXIST!?"
  • Canamork: "It's true. Why else were we so hated?"
  • Bummer: "But what about earlier before when you got mad at us fer calling you dumb?!"
  • Canamork: "Oh what, cause I'm a pasifist, I'm no longer allowed to get abit pissed off every now and again?"
  • Glueby: "WHY WOULD PASIFIST IDIOTS BE ALLOWED TO JOIN A TERROR GROUP!?"
  • Bummer: "I think we already establish that Maraxus Junior was a childhood friend and-"
  • Glueby: "IT WAS A RETORICAL QUESTION!?"
  • Cella: "Ok, plan B, we have to keep my mother from ever leaving the infirmary... Or the entire Space HQ for that matter."
  • Canamork: "And how is that possable without physically touching her and risking a bite?"
  • Cella: "Simple: She can't infect robots."
  • Cella presses a button, and big strong robots came in.
  • Cella: "The Grand Council Woman is compromsied by a parasitic infection. Force is restricted to holding her down. Do not let her leave the infirmery."
  • The Robots obeyed the command and surrounded the mutant zombie Grand Councilwoman.
  • Grand Councilwoman Zombie: BRAAAIINNNS!!- (She is pinned down by the robots and restrained with straps as they restrained her back into the hamper)... BRAIINSS!!!
  • Cella: We need to go contact the Shell Lodgers! They'll help us stop Bertha and fix this. We need to find that worm before she reproduces just enough to create an army.
  • ???: AND THAT ARMY WILL BELONG TO ME!! (Maraxus Junior appears armed with his dual blasters)
  • Butt'o: MJ?!? WHAT'RE YOU-
  • Maraxus Jr: I hope you two are happy! The entire Maraxus Grip has been destroyed, and it's ALL YOUR FAULT!!! I should've brought in more efficient soldiers to retrieve the specimen. Now, I'm forced to steal the specimen and use her to create my new army.
  • Cella: ARE YOU INSANE?!? Do you have ANY idea how against terrorism that thing is? If you even tried to control it, it'll eat you alive!
  • Maraxus Jr: I have ways of getting around that. Now tell me where the lab is before I incinerate you from the inside out! (Cocks his guns)
  • Bummer: Uh, pal, you do know that the Galactic authorities could predict that you'll be at this Space HQ, right? They'll be there waiting for you, so even if we told you, you'd pretty much be screwed.
  • Maraxus Jr: Not if I have you all as hostages, I won't!
  • Cella: That's going to get you in even more trouble than you are now. You have any idea how punishable threatening Galactic members is- (MJ aims his guns at her)
  • Maraxus Jr: Don't think I'm just doing this as a scare tactic! I've killed people almost every day. TELL ME WHERE THE LAB IS, NOW!!!
  • The Grand Councilwoman Zombie growled!
  • CCZ: "Leave, Cella, Alone!?"
  • Maraxus Jr: "Oh yeah, you zombiefived freak?! What're you gonna do about me!?"
  • The Grand Council Zombie began to twist and turn painfully, as it began to don a more Mantis-like posture and features! The result enabled it to smack away the strong robots like nothing!
  • Maraxus Jr was legitamently surprise, but otherwise wasn't afraid.
  • Grand Council Zombie (In Bertha's voice): "Oh, it's not her you should be afraid of, fanactic."
  • Cella: "Bertha, what the hell are you doing to my mother!?"
  • GCZ Bertha: "What Hank designed me to do, espeically in case of an emergeny concerning my kind being harmed. Repopulate the spieces and become ammuned to whatever originally killed us off to avoid it being repeated."

Flashback.

  • (GCZ Bertha): "Father Hank meant for me to atthive his dream for exselerated evoulution, and I was meant to be the worm that can make mutants change beyond the worthless zombie thing many other worms of this generation were capable of. I was perfection waiting to reserface. I, was going to help his dreams. But then, the Lougers ruined EVERYTHING!?"
  • The events of Wrath of The Mutant Frog Genius replayed in the flashback.
  • (GCZ Bertha): "I was able to escape and I began to rally the worms to help father get his revenge, but then..... You Galactic Aliens happened. You fired some kind of, ray, and it.... It....."
  • The T-Score disinfection ray lightens the planet in a bright-green glow, all zombies, and non-sentient animals on planet convert back to normal, and also, suffercating the worms.
  • (GCZ Bertha): "My kind, was dying from those rays. I almost parished from them myself. I was suffering."
  • Bertha finally fainted from the ray.
  • (GCZ Bertha): "Next thing I realised, I ended up in a lab on piles of my dead fellow worms, as I saw some of them being exspearimented on by some long-necked doctor and two idiot friends of his! I seemed doomed to be just a gaini pig!?"

Present

  • GCZ Bertha: "At least, until those false Roar Co fools showed up and wanted to misuse me for fanactical means. Well thanks to their bumbling antics, I am now free to restore my spieces and use the powers of this alien goverment to restore Poi-Son to it's true mutanted former glory, and bring Hank back as it's rightful king!?"
  • Maraxus Jr: "Ha?! THAT loser? Why settle for a worthless mutant joke of a frog when you can have the son of a powerful Balcoran Overlord?"
  • GCZ Bertha hissed!
  • GCZ Bertha grabbed Maraxus Jr, stripped him of his guns and tecnological tricks and held him down!
  • Maraxus Jr: "..... Well, that escalated quickly...."
  • GCZ Bertha: "PAY FOR YOUR TRANSGRESSIONS?!"
  • Maraxus: "JUST WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DO-"
  • GCZ Bertha puked more worms on Maraxus Jr!
  • Cella: "GROSS!?"
  • Bummer: "Oh, that's nasty."
  • Glueby: "I did NOT wanted to see that!"
  • Butt'o: "I didn't know miss Vainiana eats worms."
  • Cella: "SHE DIDN'T, NEVER HAS, AND NEVER WILL!! Bertha must've made more worms inside her!? My mother is being used as a harbinger of a mutating plague!"
  • Canamork: "And poor MJ's gonna become the first victim!?"
  • Glueby: Oh, they'll just turn him into a zombie. Nothing we can't handle right- (He was stunned silent as the slimed Maraxus Jr. began to become a mutant monster. He let out a deafening and frightening roar)
  • Bummer:... (A yellow liquid splashed onto the ground, and Bummer showed it was a cup of beverage) He made me spill my lamgonade.
  • GCZ Bertha: Destroy them! (The 5 screamed as they began running, and the mutated MJ started chasing them while tearing up the Infirmary in the process. The group was barely able to make it out and locked the infirmary entrance tight before MMJ could catch them)
  • Cella: WHOA! GODS, THAT WAS CLOSE!!!
  • Bummer: Whew! Hopefully that beast won't be able to- (MMJ burst through the doors as it partially collapsed, and roared)
  • MMJ: (In monstrous voice) GONNA BITE YOUR HEAD OFF LIKE ANIMAL CRACKERS!!!
  • Butt'o: We're dead! So very, very dead!
  • GCZ Bertha: There is no escape! KILL THEM!! (MMJ ran towards them until Gantu came from nowhere and kicked MMJ straight into a wall)
  • BLAM!?
  • MMJ: "...... Owch."
  • Gantu: "CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED TO MARAXUS JUNIOR!?"
  • Cella: "WE'LL EXPLAIN LATER!? WE NEED TO EVACUATE THE GALACTIC FEDERATION HQ BEFORE BERTHA SPREADS WORMS TO EVERYONE?!"
  • Gantu: BERTHA?!? THE BIGGEST REPRODUCING WORM?!? WHO RELEASED THAT THING?!? (Butt'o and Canamork look guilty at him)... Alright, you two, you're under arrest for trespassing, espionage, and for the other crimes you did in the Maraxus Grip.
  • Galactic Hammerhead Alien Commander #1: Come with us, everyone. We'll keep you safe.
  • Cella: Oh, Commander Sagano! You've gone a long way since your father retired after having a serious near-death exspearience from 626's rampage.
  • Galactic Hammerhead Commander (Sagano): Yeah, and it took that flagship a while to get some insurance from the damage dealt. Now come with me.
  • GCZ Bertha: (Bertha is able to back-hand several of the soldiers, grab two of their guns, and use them against the soldiers as they took cover)
  • Sagano: SEND IN THE JUGGERNAUTS! WE'LL NEED THEM TO HANDLE THE BALCORAN MUTANT!! (Larger more muscular Galactic Soldiers with larger chaingun-like plasma guns on their backs)
  • GCZ Bertha: RETREAT!!! RETREAT!!! (The two took off)
  • Bummer: YEAH, YOU'D BETTER RUN! (He gets splashed with non-infective slime)... Ew!
  • Cella: Something tells me we can't do this alone. We need to contact the Shell Lodgers!... NOW! (The Galactic Soldiers scattered and reacted)

Chapter 4: Dawn of the Worms?

Dragon Guardian Temple.

  • Icky and Iago were playing video games.
  • Iago: URRGH! I'm tired of the same usual video game consoles. I'd like to try something different for a change, like those new virtual reality game consoles, and not just the ones in real life, I mean those that are usually made by Mega-Sci Corp. I like that company for more than just the yummy dino meat it harvests.
  • Icky: Oh, that's terribly expensive, and we're pretty short on money. We should probably wait until this Christmas to have that badass stuff. (The two were playing Halo 4 on the TV screen) DAMN, do I like these Forerunner weapons. They make even the Human and Covenant weapons short-circuit themselves.
  • Iago: Yeah, and they look so cool, they actually auto-assemble themselves. They kick ASS! (The two continued playing)
  • Icky: "..... Hey..... I just got that strange feeling that we came into late into an episode of this series about us again."
  • Iago: "Uh oh. Last time you had it, we had to deal with Vampiric Ponies."
  • Icky: "Oh relax. It's not like this feeling is gonna lead to a new problem. Trust me, everything's going to be fi-"
  • Trixie: (Bursts in) EVERYTHING IS NOT FINE, THE UUNIVERSES ARE IN DANGER AGAIN, WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING QUICK!! (Icky got killed in the game by Iago by an explosive weapon and Iago accidentally committed suicide)...
  • Iago:... You know, this is one of the downsides of being a hero, our duties just ruin our fun.
  • Icky: What is it now? Is Glowrod finally back and making his next move? Is Pred doing another crazy act? Hell, is the Mafia Alliance doing more crap?
  • Trixie: No! It involves those worms the Galactic Federation collected during the time we defeated Hank on Poi-Son. (The two groaned)
  • Iago: Let me guess, the experiment got out of control, and now the worms are starting a mutating apocalypse? I always foresaw this very situation even from 5 years ago.
  • Lord Shen: (Appears) Oh, that project was doing just fine... Until some lion-alien imbaciles from a terrorist organization tried to steal a reproducing specimen and accidentally released it. Now it's mutated and taken control of the Grand Councilwoman's body, and the leader of that terrorist organization is now a gorilla-lion thing brute. The Galactic Federation is requesting our immediate assistance.
  • Iago: F***, and I was starting to kick back for a while. It's only been a week since our last adventure, and some weird things came up that trapped Twilight in some kind of temporal loop for some reason that had something to do with the Human Equestria.
  • Icky: Actually, I think that was a foreshadowing to the Season 5 Finale. That movie was supposed to take place in the future. You must've taken it the wrong way.
  • Iago: Oh... Well... What did you expect, that movie was released too early. Why didn't they just wait until AFTER the season ended?
  • Icky: Point being, I hate it when things like this ruin our fun.
  • Lord Shen: Guys, trust me, I'm pissed, too. But I'm sure even a week is a good enough break from our recent adventures. Now break time's over, and we need to save the UUniverses again.
  • Icky: (Sighs) I'll get my Magnum pistol, and I'll shoot this worm dead.
  • Lord Shen: HAH! If only it was that easy. I'd rather shoot that innard-sucker with my cannons.
  • Tigress: (Appears) Now, remember, it's the Grand Councilwoman's body you're shooting, so we only need to break the worm's hold on her.
  • Lord Shen: "We know. We're talking about what we want to do with the ugly limbless beast AFTER it gets out of the Grand Council Woman."
  • Icky: "Ya think trouble would learn to take a break itself for once."
  • Tigress: It's not the UUniverses' fault it has to face evil for us to stop 24-7. It's the villains' fault for starting the trouble. Cella is calling us to the Galactic Federation HQ, and she already sent us the coordinates to get there. We'd better get everyone ready to head out.
  • Icky: (Sighs) I'll get the penguins and the other small Lodgers from the underground laser tag course.
  • Lord Shen: Actually, I already got that covered.
  • Iago: You think we need to give this place a little renovating? I mean, if it's easy to renovate Twilight's castle, then we can surely fix this place up.
  • Lord Shen: We'll talk with Ignitus about that later. Right now, we've got a job to do. Come on.

Later...

  • Everyone arrives in the meeting room.
  • Mr. Dodo: "All right Ignitus, what's on the agenda for today?"
  • Ignitus: Well, the worm is still in the Space HQ, that's a good thing. The first priority here is to make sure that the worm doesn't leave. So the worm does not leave the HQ no matter the cost.
  • Sparx: Keeping an infectious parasite of a string organism on a space station? What are the odds? You know how difficult it was for J to keep that ugly cockroach on Earth in Men in Black, this monster must be twice as difficult.
  • Ignitus: Well, it's the best we've got if we're going to make sure the worm never spreads across the Galactic Federation. We need to do our best. Now, Cella said that this worm is immune to the disinfection ray we used to beat the worms the last time, so if we're going to beat this new threat, we'll need some help from... Their creator.
  • Sandy:... You ain't seriously suggesting that we bring Hank into this, do you?
  • Ignitus: If he created these things, there's a possibility that he knows another solution to defeating the worm.
  • Sandy: Oy! It'd bad enough he drank a potion that made him strip me into my bathing suit at a freaking lover's spot in Texas like a sick pervert months ago, but now we're asking him to HELP us? What are the odds of the guy actually wanting to help? He'd WANT this to come true.
  • Icky: (Dubbed as Timon) Hmm, she has a point. If we just waltzed right up and asked him to help in this, he'd only want a bigger cut of the action.
  • Ignitus: Oh, I'm sure you guys can think of something. He's the best chance we've got if the disinfection ray isn't an option.
  • Cynder: "Sandy, why are you acting like no true porgress was made with Hank? He otherwise did wanted to reform until Tri-corn had to ruined it in another tirade."
  • Sandy: "I know, I know, but at the same time, that mess still gives me mixed feelings. I get Hank does have good in him, but he's likely back to being a creep after that mess."
  • Icky: "What would you rather live with yourself? Puting up with a science project drop-out, or letting the universes get congured by parasites?"
  • Sandy: "Oh..... Dang it Icky, I done hate it when you bring that kind of hard choices into this! I suppose I rather put up with Hank then letting the worm run amock. But I'm just saying, outside of that good he has, he's still mighty determined to see his crazy dreams through! He's very unlikely to kill his own dreams, even if it promises easeing Tri-corn's mistrust on him! I mean, for all we know, Bertha to him is probuly like a child to him! And it ain't usually right to force a father/mother to go against their own child. Even if it's by sciencetific or magical creation."
  • Shifu: "We undertstand the concern, but we have to recindise that the former method of defeating this threat is no longer a viable opition. Hank most assuringly knows the one true weakness even this "Bertha" does not stand a chance in no matter what. Perhaps it was that cure for the worms that was lost during the battle in Poi-Son."
  • Sandy: "You sure the ray can't be twicked to be able to kill Bertha for good?"
  • Spongebob: "Chances are, if Bertha was able to survive the last one, she'll end up surviving any new upgrades to it, and it'll just risk making her stronger. I am not 100% comfertable about this either, but Hank is actselly the best opition we have."
  • Sandy: ".... I supoose. But don't be too surprise if Hank ineditably says-"

Later, after Hank was contacted on his new lair in Poi-Son via communicater.

  • Hank: "NO?!"
  • Sandy: "Told ya."
  • Hank: "BERTHA WAS MY BABY!? I was the first one who gave her that name. Kinda convincent those stupid aliens had the same idea. She's like my adopted scientificly created daughter! You're crazy if you guys think I'm gonna help hurt my own baby!"
  • Po: "Look, we get it, you don't want to hurt Bertha, but you need to realise something impourent. If the Galactic Federation falls, it could lead to a horrendus war!"
  • Hank: "And how is that my problem?"
  • Icky: "She's your worm, buddy. People are gonna be pissed at you for creating something that caused an age of alien warfare. You'll be the most hated guy in the world. Not even Professor Eagle-Butt can protect ya from THAT!"
  • Hank: "..... (Gulp)..... How bad are we talking in terms of how much they would hate me from this?"
  • Icky: Well, judging by how in throey based on what you choose, you allowed a creation of yours destroy millions of innocent worlds, I'd say... (Crosses his neck, signaling death)
  • Hank:... (Groans in anger) ALRIGHT, FINE, I'LL HELP!!! But don't think I won't hate you for all this.
  • Sandy: Bash us all you want, it's for the best.
  • Hank: "(Grumbles to himself).... You guys would end up taking a while to pick me up, because-"
  • Merlin teleports Hank here, to his surprise.
  • Hank: "...... Aw, man."
  • Spongebob: "Ok, now that your here, Hank, we need to know what to-"
  • Hank: "ONE CONDITION!? I want Bertha to survive from this?! SO NO KILLING!? EVEN IF SHE CROSSES A SERIOUS LINE, I DON'T WANT MY BABY TO DIE, UNDERSTAND!? OR YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT ME HELPING YOU!?"
  • Icky: "But isn't that what the antadote you made basicly does before it was lost?"
  • Hank: "Oh, that old thing? It doesn't actselly kill, as suppose it just ejects them out of the body and uh- BLAH!? I MEAN IT, AGREE TO MY TERMS OR GO SCREW A NAIL!?"
  • Lord Shen: "As much as we would gladly agree to your condition, I'm afraid the Galactic Federation would be less likely to be merciful to Bertha for this. Even if we spared Bertha, she's likely to get enuthinesed for this."
  • Icky: "Well, tecnecally, she got out because of idiotic espeionogers, so, it quilifys as more of an accsident that otherwise would've never happened."
  • Lord Shen: "True. But it's still quilifys as a dishastor Cella had said would have to shut down the project. If anyone would want this worm to meet it's end, it's her."
  • Hank: "THEN TELL HER TO FUCK OFF ON THAT IDEA OR NO DEAL?!"
  • Jumba: "You're basicly asking us to tell a daughter not to bring vengence to the mutanter of her mother! Vainiana has been mutanted hidiously! To Cella, that isn't a very easy thing to overlook."
  • Hank: "THEN SCREW A NAIL?!"
  • Sandy: "OK, OK, FINE! We'll tell Cella to not kill Bertha! Happy now?"
  • Hank: "...... Better."
  • Icky: "So are you gonna tell us the antadote or what already?"
  • Hank: "Can't. It's a secret formula. I rather just make it in complete privacy."
  • Skipper: "You'll be given limited lab actcess to make the antadote."
  • Hank: "OR, we just go back to my newly established lair where all the nessersarly ingredients are for the antadote is and for me to make it there?"
  • Merlin: "Or, to avoid the risk of it being some form of trap and/or this being taken advantaged of by Eagle-Beak, I could just teleport your ingredients here."
  • Hank: ".... Ugh, fine, we'll do it your way."
  • Icky: "Gees, dude, why are you so snappy with us?"
  • Hank: "Well FIRSTLY, you guys took me away from a new good life because of Bitch-corn, then you had to go and get Qui into a new good life even dispite what that crazy snail alien guy said, and now you're making me turn against Bertha! SO YEAH I'M GONNA BE SNAPPY!?"
  • Shifu: "Hank, the first situation was more for your protection and the monistairy's. Tri-corn is known to be merciless and unreasonable."
  • Hank: "Well thanks to Don Slime, she's not that bad anymore."
  • Icky: "For the time permiting. Trust me, in some way, she'll be a giant bitch again once Glitch-Corn returns to full funtionality."
  • Hank: "WELL HOW COME QUI GETS A FREE PASS ON THAT?!"
  • Icky: "..... She's Cynder's mother."
  • Hank: "...... Oh yeah. I once read about that."
  • Spongebob: "Hank, I think we got up on the wrong foot here, so, how's about we pretend all pass grivences had not happened and try to get along. So whatdo you say, (Sticks out his hand) Friend?"
  • Hank: "..... I'm not your friend, idiot! Just point me to the lab already."
  • Trixie: "(Wispering to Gilda) Candence wasn't kidding that this twit would became more reclusive about another oppertunity for redemption."
  • Gilda: "(Wispers) Not helping that this chance includes hurting his own dreams."
  • Hank: And just to be on the safe side, if I even smell the slightest bit of you going back on not killing Bertha, then I shall add a programmable enzyme to the cure that will nullify it's effects.
  • Lord Shen: (Points his spear at him)... You will add no such addition to the cure. I assure you, when we make a promise, we NEVER, in any way, break it. And we always convince those who disagree with us to follow along with it. So you can just forget about those enzymes, and just keep that cure the way it is, or I may as well have to cut off those additional limbs, and beat you with them.
  • Hank: (Growls) Fine! But I mean it, no double-crossing.
  • Sandy: One question though, Hank, what do you want us to do with Bertha when this is all over?
  • Hank:... I want her in my possession.
  • Sandy: Absolutely not! If we let that happen, you'd only do villainous things with her. You just spoiled your choice of what to do with her, pal, so we're going to choose. And WE choose, that she returns to the Galactic Labs where she belongs.
  • Hank: You know, you're a real b****, and not the same beautiful squirrel I thought you were.
  • Sandy: You sure about that, hmm?
  • Hank:... (Shrugs) Why can't I just get over you, for Darwin's sake?
  • Spongebob: "(Quietly) Feelings' mutual, froggy."
  • Sandy: Trust me, Hankie, I'd ask the same dad gum thing. Now let's stop fussing and get this over with before that worm leaves that space station.
  • Hank: So, if we're doing this YOUR way, then how do we do this?
  • Sandy: Do you by any chance have a spare global-spreading device that we can use to spread this cure around the Galactic Fed HQ just in case there's more infected victims?
  • Hank:... Yes. I built and kept one in my last hideout, and retrieved it when I got back to Poi-Son. Wasn't easy, I'll admit, but I got it. The first rule of building a weapon in my eyes is to always make two, since I considered a case like Oogway destroying my first one.
  • Icky: Yeah, it is a good villain strategy, I'll admit. Villains like Nefarious consider that a good strategy.
  • Merlin: Again, nothing a good teleportation spell can't handle. (Teleports the spare device to them)
  • Shifu:... Impressive, it's much bigger than the last model me and Oogway destroyed the day we banished you.
  • Hank: Thanks for the approval. This model has been fit with the best defense technology those lost Mega-Sci Corp places can provide. Now it's got it's own defense system with a rechargeable energy shield and some auto-laser turrets. Great against even Kung Fu masters.
  • Shifu: We've beaten things meant to destroy Kung Fu, by the way. Now, how do we use it?
  • Hank: Let ME handle that stuff, alright? I'll keep the secrets of my inventions to myself in case you guys think about lousing it up.
  • Spyro: And why would you think that when we're trying to use it for something good?
  • Hank: Never mind that. I know what I'm doing. Don't you trust me on this?
  • Squidward: We'd trust you a lot more if you showed us how to work this stupid thing.
  • Hank: Well, too bad, it's MY device. Now stop wasting time here, and let's go.
  • Iago: "(Quietly) Sheesh, does this bozo have trust issues or what?"
  • Icky: "(Quietly) He went through alot of shit awhile back, so it's kinda warrented."

Later...

  • Hank: (Some of the Lodgers struggled to carry the device into the van) COME ON, YOU PANSIES, PUT YOUR BACKS INTO IT!!!
  • Boss Wolf: WE'RE TRYING, IDIOT! COULDN'T YOU MAKE THIS THING A LITTLE LESS LIGHTER?!?
  • Sandy: OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!! (Pushes the device into the van with her brute strength) THERE! You happy?
  • Po:... Thanks for that.
  • Hank:... Damn!
  • Kowalski: I hope this van can support all that weight.
  • Sandy: Sure it can! That's what the antigravity thrusters are for, ain't it? To nullify the gravity of heavy objects like all of us?
  • Kowalski: Yeah, but even IT has it's limits.
  • Hank: Hold on a second... How the hell can you guys transport that giant butterfly-thing across worlds? He can't fly their with you, he can't breath in space or travel at vast lightyears, so obviously he needs some alternate forms of travel.
  • Icky: "Well, as explained in one of the shorts of Tallest Talltales EVAH!, we shrink Insectosaurus to a WAY smaller size so he won't be left behind."
  • Hank: "..... Oh yeah, I saw that episode once.... Can't believe I forgot about that."
  • Ginormica: Yeah, it wasn't that hard to do. We always think things through these days. Now let's get moving. (They start up the van as it takes off, going slightly slower than normal due to the weight)
  • Kowalski: Well, I guess we can still carry this device around. It's weight combined with ours is exerting too much pressure on the thrusters. But don't worry, we can still use hyperdrive.
  • Hank: Do you even know where this HQ is?
  • Mr. Dodo: Cella gave us the coordinates since we don't pay too much attention to Galactic Federation foundations because... You know, they don't need us as often since it's a small branch of the High Council. Now brace yourselves, I'm about to engage the warp drive. (They take off into hyperspace)
  • Skipper: I just hope we're not too late.

Galactic Fed HQ

  • GCZ Bertha: (After infecting a few of the Space HQ's staff) Soon, Maraxus, we shall spread our infectious influence throughout the rest of the UUniverses... As soon as I find a way off this place.
  • ???: You're not going anywhere, sicko! (Galactic Soldiers and Juggernauts appear as they aimed their weapons)
  • GCZ Bertha: (Sprays worms at some of the soldiers as they turned against each other, and MMJ grabbed one of the Juggernauts' large guns, and began firing at the soldiers, who were already struggling with the things trying to kill them) Even you can't stop me now that I have my own army! I'm getting off this space station one way or another, and I'll begin infecting any planet I can find. Everyone will be under my control. (The two bolted off as the non-infected troops failed to shoot them down)
  • Sagano: BLAST! (On communicator) Sagano to Gantu, they got away, and they've infected a quarter of the base!
  • Gantu: (Groans) When are those Lodgers going to be here? Cella sent them the right coordinates. (Shrugs) Looks like we'll have to bring out the heavy artillery until they get here. But keep the Grand Councilwoman's body untouched. That worm has to be flushed out of her body and exterminated. It cannot be allowed to leave!
  • Sagano: Aye, Captain! Over and out! (Hangs up) The captain demands we use more powerful measures. Get all forces in full-combat gear, and make sure those abominations are isolated from any areas before we do something. We have to hold them off until the Lodgers arrive. And remember, the Grand Councilwoman's body must NOT be damaged. GO, GO, GO! (The Soldiers and Juggernauts do that)
  • Cella: ".... Wait, where's Jarbins?!"

Defence Industry Worm Lab

  • The Lab was ruined and ransacked.
  • Dr. Jarbins was looking around nerviously.
  • Dr. Jarbins: "Hello? Morkacan? Brian? Bummer? Glueby?"
  • QP was right behind him.
  • QP: "Jarbins, I have a feeling we shouldn't be here anymore. Something happened."
  • Dr. Jarbins: "I know. I didn't think the current pay was THAT awful that the sciencetists would've just revolted and ransack the place."
  • QP: "I don't think this is the end result of a revolt against the status quo."
  • Dr. Jarbins: "Are you suggesting that-"
  • QP: "Think about it. Those Roar Co. Business Men claimed they wanted to see Bertha, and you denied them the right. They disappeared around the time you were still talking, as did Bummer and Glueby. What do you think has happened?"
  • Dr. Jarbins: "..... Oh no..... QUICK, TO BERTHA'S ROOM!?"

Bertha's Containment Room

  • Jarbins: (The two arrive) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (They find it to be gone)... How is this possible? Those restraints were hooked deep in her body, and the turrets were the best in the business!
  • QP: They must've deactivated the turrets and freed her.
  • Jarbins: HOW?!? The buttons are programmed to recognize DNA! How can pushing the button work for them?!?
  • QP: Uh, don't you remember? The DNA recognition software of all buttons in the facility had to be temporarily shut down because of a malfunction.
  • Jarbins: I thought it was already fixed!
  • QP: Nope. So the buttons worked for them. Bertha's gone.
  • Jarbins:... (Shrugs) JUST GREAT!!! Now we have no idea where that slobbery beast went. It could be off the station by now. We need to contact the Grand Councilwoman!
  • ???: I don't think that's an option, Jarbins. (Cella, Gantu, and the other 4 appeared)
  • Cella: Bertha's taken over my mother's body and mutated it. Now it's on the loose, and it's already infected half the base. We've ordered the security to hold off the beast with the strongest weaponry until the Lodgers get here.
  • Jarbins: YOU TWO?!? What do you have to say for yourself?!?
  • Butt'o: Jarbins, we had no idea this thing was too dangerous.
  • Jarbins: THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T WANTED YOU NEAR IT, DUMBASS!!! You're looking at life imprisonment here, creeps! As soon as this is over, we're having you locked up!
  • Cella: Jarbins, pull yourself together! We can stop this once the Lodgers arrive. I gave them the coordinates to this place, and they're on their way. But we need to keep this worm on the HQ until they arrive.
  • Jarbins: And how are we gonna possibly do that? Judging by what you said about it infecting a quarter of this place, it's sure to have an army protecting her. Even your troops may not be a match for her.
  • Cella: That's why we called the Lodgers. They'll help us get that worm out of mother and destroy that pest before it becomes more of a threat.
  • Jarbins: Where is she?
  • Cella: The authorities are already chasing her down with orders to isolate her and her Balcoran bodyguard for an easier chance of stalling it. They're going to be armed with full combat gear and will be ready to corner them.
  • Dr. Jarbins: "..... Oh dear, this is likely the end of the project."
  • Cella: "It's not. It's tecnecally the fault of two Roar Co. Businessmen.... Or should I say, espionagers for The Maraxus Grip?"
  • Jarbins dropped his jaw!
  • Jarbins: "I WAS TRICKED INTO ALMOST SELLING A POSSABLE CANCER CURE TO TERRORISTS!? WHY WOULD I DO SOMETHING SO STUPID?!"
  • Gantu: "You didn't like the rediculious moronic desidtions made on the pay for all Galactic Fed forces."
  • Jarbins: "Oh..... The question was retorical by the way.... But if it's any consulation, Cella, I honestly thought these idiots were actual Roar Co. Businessmen, albeit, incompident ones appearently, please know that I would NEVER sell ANYTHING to fanactics! I never meant for this to happen, I-"
  • Cella: "You're not at fault here. Not even the actual idiots here. It's Maraxus' fault of wanting to unfairly take advantage of your own troubles, Jarbins. And fortunately, karma desided to not let him benifit from it when he loses both his organisation, AND is now a hidious mutant. I say a nice intermediate punishment before life imprisonment."
  • Jarbins: "Princess, I'll do anything to make up for this, I'll never trust any business men again I-"
  • Cella: "No need. I'll make sure mother both spares you, and finally order our incompident ecomonic polotision friends to stop clowning around with your pay and set everything right. It's as much their fault as it is Maraxus'."
  • Canamork: "Look, Jarbins, we're really sorry for this, we were just being good friends for Omar. If it means anything, we otherwise hate terrorisum and the Overlord."
  • Jarbins: "THEN WHY ENCOURAGE YOUR FRIEND'S BAD BEHAVIOR!?"
  • Butt'o: "Well, he wasn't gonna let the Maraxus' Grip stay a terror group forever, it was only until the Overlord gets freed, then it would revert back into being what it once was, a conquest group."
  • Jarbins: "True as that may be, the reputation it gained as a terror group will stay! Your friend has ended up giving himself a rap sheet worthy of a death sentence because he desided that his tyrant father was worth commiting atosities! In fact, your overlord doesn't like terrorisum himself?! He lost his arm to a terrorist!? In fact, the original aim of the Maraxus Grip was to congure Balcon to make terrorisum extint, but he lost his way because power corrupted him into a blinded vengefal tyrant!? The Galactic Federation arrested him to prevent him from even a threat to even his own race!? Hasn't the Overlord told him THAT?!"
  • Canamork: "..... This is actselly new to me, so..... I don't think Maraxus even understand what the Overlord's true goals were. It happened when he was still a cub."
  • Butt'o: "Then, that means...... MJ ENDED UP MAKING HIMSELF A BAD SON?!"
  • Jarbins: "Exactly! He ended up giving the Maraxus Grip a bad comptemptiable reputation worse then it's previous status as a conquest group for virtually nothing. He failed to fully undertsand his father's true reasons and has now became the very thing the Overlord swore to destroy."
  • Canamork: "...... AW, CRAP!? YOU'RE TELLING ME WE JOINED A TERROR GROUP BECAUSE OUR FRIEND IS BASICLY BEING A DUMB FOOL WHO DOESN'T REALISE THAT TERRORISUM TOOK HIS FATHER'S ARM?!"
  • Butt'o: 'Why didn't he known that!?"
  • Jarbins: "The Overlord momentarly gave himself a robotic arm capable to change from hand to weapon of his choosing. It was convinsated apawn his arrest."
  • Butt'o: "..... Morky, why didn't we realised this sooner?"
  • Canamork: (Groans) Alright, as soon as we three go to jail, I'm giving Omar a strict talking to. He made us do something his father was against because he was WAY off on how to save his father!
  • Cella: Relax, you two. When my mother is cured, I'll be sure to convince her to limit your stays in prison for like a year or so. As for Maraxus, he'll have to stay forever for his blind actions.
  • Canamork: Good. I don't give a damn about him anymore.
  • Cella: Look, just because he made a mistake, it doesn't mean you should blame him for it.
  • Canamork: Why not? It's a mistake that killed hundreds of innocent lives! Why shouldn't he get blamed for that?
  • Cella: Because it's still a mistake nonetheless. Besides, aren't friends supposed to forgive each other?
  • Canamork: He's not our friend anymore! Consider the end of our friendship a way to pour more salt in the wound, because he deserves it.
  • Glueby: Wow, you're really mean for a pacifist.
  • Canamork: Again, just because I'm a pasifist, doesn't mean I am inable to be angry! And trust me, me just being mad at him is the least-worse I can do to him! If I wasn't a pasifist, I would've threatened to beat him until his face bled. I hope he'll be happy knowing that he'll forever be alone with his disappointed father. (Everyone looked at him stunned)... What?
  • Bummer: "..... As understandable as your rage is, that wasn't honestly called for."
  • Canamork: "Oh come on, he's the same guy who commited astosities just to free a tyrant!? He doesn't deserve friends!?"
  • Butt'o: Uh, Canamork, you do know in our people's culture, harsh renouncement of friendships or any kind of close bond is viewed as an act of shame, dishonor, and selfishness, right?
  • Canamork: YOU'RE ONE TO ACTSELLY KNOW THAT?!
  • Butt'o: "Hey, I'm not ALWAYS a mindless retard?! Espeically not when it comes to friends!"
  • Canamork: Oh, please, as if Maraxus isn't as much of a disgrace for doing this. He made us criminals. Why should we lift a hand?
  • Butt'o: Because it was only a mistake! I may not be a genius, but I know that you've carried your anger too far just now.
  • Canamork: I don't care! I don't want anything to do with him again.
  • Cella: Well, you know what? I don't HAVE to convince mother to give you limited jailtime.
  • Canamork:... Excuse me?
  • Cella: You heard me! Jerks like you are no better than Maraxus. So I suggest you keep an open mind about this, or I'll see to it that mother keeps you in jail forever.
  • Canamork: Oh, you don't have the nerve. Vainiana HATES blackmailers now thanks to that sour-kroute Sourball. And judging by how you just BLACKMAILED me, I suggest you get over it, or I'll tell her what you just said, and she will be VERY disappointed. Go ahead, make my day!
  • Cella: (Growls angrily)
  • Gantu: Both of you, don't start anything! Canamork, it'll just be for the best if you just don't make things worse for Maraxus than it already is. By all means, be disappointed in him all you want, but don't make him even more miserable, and make things worse. As a great friend to him, I know you can't live with doing such a horrible thing, and it will haunt you for the rest of your life.
  • Canamork: Oh, get over it! I'm NEVER changing my mind. Now, are you going to go stop that worm invasion, or are you going to just stay here and drool?
  • Cella:... (Sighs) Well, this will take a long time. Who knows, maybe you'll feel guilty for what you just said.
  • Canamork: Unlikely. Now let's get our asses moving.
  • The group leaves.
  • Butt'o sighed depressively.
  • Jarbins: "..... All this over a shoty payment. How am I gonna explain this to my wife?"
  • Glueby: Oh, I'm sure she'll understand that you didn't know.
  • Jarbins: Guys, do you have any idea how bad a situation like this will be for my career? Not only will my wife be pissed, especially since we were just starting to have thoughts about children, and the idea of me losing my job is not exactly a thought worthy to be entertained!? I'm the one in my family who's providing money, and if I lose my job, I'll be in a heap of trouble!
  • Bummer: Oh, come on, it could be worse.
  • Glueby: Yeah, you could be furry and have a big nose.
  • Jarbins: (Drumshot)... Well... I'm screwed.
  • Cella: Look, Jarbins, I'm sure to convince my mother to try and assist your troubles soon enough. Right now, we have a worm to stop. We need to make sure the troops are having it cornered.
  • Gantu: I'm sure they'll get it done. With how much they'll be armed, there's a good chance they'll have the beast stalled until the Lodgers get here.
  • Cella: You're not letting them use Intensifier Cannons, are you? Because in a space station, that's sure to be a problem.
  • Gantu: Relax, those firearms are not allowed on this station. We'll only limit the strongest weapons to the standard-issue ones manufactured on Futurasia. Now let's move!

Meanwhile...

  • Sagano: (In more armor with equally-armored security as they were armed with white-colored weaponry)... Well, let's hope the Magellan Cloud Core's standard-issue weapons will do the trick yet keep this Space HQ from losing air.
  • Galactic Soldier #2: Are you sure this will work, sir?
  • Sagano: I don't know, but we need to try. Let's wait for the squad to chase the two to this spot and surround them. Remember, we're only stalling the two mutants long enough for the Shell Lodge to arrive. All units, get ready for assault, and keep the body of the Grand Councilwoman safe.
  • Galactic Soldier #3: How do we do that using things meant to kill?
  • Sagano: It's a scare tactic, dips***!
  • Galactic Soldier #3: And how are we gonna scare a mutant?
  • Sagano: OKAY, SHUT UP! I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING, JUST TRUST ME ON THIS!!!... (Sighs)... Now, let's get ready.
  • Galactic Soldier #4: "HEADS UP!? MUTANTS AT 12:00!?"
  • Galactic Soldier #5: "But it's actselly 4:15 in my watch."
  • Galactic Soldier #4: No, I mean, they're coming in front of us! (The two mutants are heading towards them being chased by Galactic Soldiers)
  • Sagano: Alright, get into a hidden spot and wait for my signal! (They hide)
  • GCZ Bertha: (They arrive in the spot and the squad holds them at gunpoint as Sagano's squad appeared and the soldiers surrounded the two)
  • MMJ: (Groans in a menacing matter) PUNY TIN-CANS!!
  • GCZ Bertha: (Cackles) Is all that armor and weaponry going to make a difference?
  • Sagano: Surrender now, or we will be forced to take extreme measures.
  • GCZ Bertha: Then go ahead and do it. I'm not scared. (The soldiers are taken back by this)...Well, what're you waiting for? I know this is just a scare tactic because you wouldn't dare damage your Grand Councilwoman's body.
  • Sagano: WAS THIS REALLY SO PREDICTABLE?!?
  • GCZ Bertha: I wouldn't get THIS far if I was as stupid as that.
  • Sagano:...Did anyone bother to bring stun weapons?
  • Galactic Soldier #1: No, you didn't order us to.
  • Sagano: (Shrugs) Great!
  • GCZ Bertha: MARAXUS, ATTACK!!
  • MMJ: (Roars as he beats up the soldiers)
  • Sagano: OPEN FIRE ON THE MUTANT BALCORAN, AND KNOCK OUT THE WORM!! (MMJ avoids the gunfire as GCZ Bertha continues infecting some of them as they begun friendly-firing) RETREAT!! RETREAT!!!
  • Galactic Soldiers run away!
  • GCZ Bertha: "(LAUGHS)!? YOU'D THINK A POWERFUL ALLIENCE OF ALIENS WOULD BE TOUGHER THEN THAT!? How did a age of alien warfare NOT happen with fools like these?!"
  • MMJ: "They'll get tougher and stronger soon enough. Soon will come elite soldiers. Then Narcooians will eventually provide them with new Intensifier Tanks and Mech Suits...and maybe even Intensifier superweapon. Point is, they'll eventally get strong to point where even I won't be enough....That is, if tanks could actually fit in halls of HQ."
  • GCZ Bertha: "Hmm...... Perhaps your right. Simply leaving the HQ and spreading it to other places might be a flawed strategy. We need a way to spread the worms without risking these aliens to bring out more toys."
  • MMJ: "You could have mutants hijack GFed ships and send them to many other worlds and beyond. That's garrinted to have entire UUniverses infected without leaving this place."
  • GCZ Bertha: "..... Alchourse. I once heard about a Ship Depot somewhere here. It has alot of Gfed ships. Enough to infect at least half of the Gfed planets or one or two unallined planets."
  • MMJ: "And we can get them to do same thing on those planets! Find Ship Depots and repeat."
  • GCZ Bertha: "Magnificent! Glad we thought of it!"
  • MMJ: "But, wasn't it my idea solely?"
  • GCZ Bertha: "Yes, but I approved of it, and it sounded like something I would come up with, and the worms you had are my offspring, ergo, the plan is both of ours."
  • MMJ: "..... I guess that's good point."
  • GCZ Bertha: "But first, we need to actselly find the Depot.... I bet one of the offices of the Gfed fools have some maps. I think Vainiana's office."

Grand Councilwoman's Office

  • GCZ Bertha and MMJ broke in.
  • They both see a map of the entire HQ in the center of the desk.
  • GCZ Bertha: "There's the Depot. It's in the far right in the northwestern wing. Come on."
  • ???: HOLD IT!! (More soldiers arrive, this time with stun guns, and open fire at them)
  • GCZ Bertha: (Sends MMJ to dispose of the security, and they head down the halls as the alarm is raised)
  • ???: ATTENTION ALL SECURITY PERSONNEL, THERE HAS BEEN A BREACH IN THE GRAND COUNCILWOMAN'S OFFICE, AND THE INTRUDERS ARE HEADING FOR THE SHIP DEPOT! MOBILIZE ALL UNITS AND ELIMINATE THE THREAT!!-- (MMJ destroys a speaker)
  • GCZ Bertha: "Don't bother, it's not gonna stop the entire system alarming the place."
  • Sagano: (Sees them run away, and turns on communications) Lockdown the ship depot! The targets are intending to spread the infection through the ships. They cannot be allowed to spread! (Heavily-armored guards came out with stun guns and heavy-duty weaponry, and the entrances to the ship depot are barricaded with laser bars and steel doors, and the guards begin to surround the entrances)

Sewage treatment plant.

  • GCZ Bertha broke through a gate with MMJ.
  • MMJ: "Pardon question, but... Why are we breaking through toilet systems?"
  • GCZ Bertha: "Cause we're gonna go through the one thing that'll never be locked out: thier own plumbing."
  • MMJ: But Galactic soldiers aren't stupid, so they should know we would consider this good strategy.
  • GCZ Bertha: Maybe, but we've fought our way through a few of the guards, so there's no way they can get past us now.
  • ???: Oh, really? (Sagano appears with other armored and armed soldiers)
  • Sagano: It was clever of you to choose the sewage plant as an entry, but we have been working to add security to this area as well since... Well, this is not the first time this strategy was used. Now this is your last chance, stop this now or we will take you by force!
  • GCZ Bertha: We're NEVER going to stop.
  • Sagano: FIRE!! (The soldiers fired as they avoided it)
  • GCZ Bertha: (Grabs Sagano by the neck of his uniform) You are so pathetic, Sagano! The more you send to us, the more I infect!
  • Sagano: You think I didn't come prepared? Because we don't just have organic soldiers. ROBOT SOLDIERS ATTACK!! (Robotic armored soldiers appeared armed with stun blasters and other weapons, and they began to open fire, and GCZ Bertha uses Sagano as a shield) NO, WAIT, I--(He gets shot in the chest)...Urrgh! (GCZ Bertha throws him into the robot soldiers as MMJ demolishes most of them)
  • GCZ Bertha: No matter what you send, Sagano, we will NEVER be stopped. We're getting this accomplished, and there's nothing you can do to prevent it. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a Galactic Federation to infect! (Sagano tries to shoot her with a stun gun, but MMJ steps on it and destroys it, and the two leave)
  • Sagano: (On communicator) Sagano to Gantu, it's not good! We're getting our asses kicked no matter what we do! Those two are knocking back whatever we throw at them! They're on their way to the ship depot hot and fast! PLEASE tell me the Lodgers have arrived!

Infirmary

  • Gantu: (After getting healed and looking through a viewport) No, I don't think so. Something must be holding them back or slowing them down! They must be bringing something to help, but it's too heavy for even their van to carry. It must be slowing down their hyperspace travel. (Suddenly, the van appears near the star the Space HQ is near exiting hyperspace)... Wait... I see them! They just came out of hyperspace and are now on approach! You need to stall them a little bit longer.
  • (Sagano): But most of the security has been infected, and all that's left are the last of the robot soldiers, and the rate of making them is really slow. I'm afraid we may be too late!
  • Gantu: DO SOMETHING!!! WE CANNOT ALLOW ANY OF THOSE SHIPS TO BE USED!!! GET YOUR ASS UP AND STALL THOSE BEASTS!! THE LODGERS WILL BE HERE ANY SECOND!!!
  • (Sagano):...Okay, if you say so. (Hangs up)
  • Gantu: (Sighs)...I'd better contact them before those monsters damage the communications grid!
  • Healing Alien: Uh, I think they already did a few minutes ago, Captain. I can't get a signal to contact my wife! Whatever they did, they did it good!
  • Gantu: (Shrugs) Come on, Lodgers, you'd better hurry!

Space

  • Mr. Dodo: (As they see the Space HQ) There's our location.
  • Shifu: "Shall we attempt contact them?"
  • Hank: "Don't bother. There's a good chance my sweet little Bertha did something to the communications grid. I taught her that very well."
  • Icky: "TOO well! Now the Federation can't be able to warn many worlds of Bertha, nor can we contact them and tell them about you! So chances are, your involvement and the deal's gonna be considered a nasty surprise."
  • Hank: "Oh please, I'm sure Bertha's not that rough."
  • Lord Shen: "You call infecting good soldiers and mutanting them and causing ecominey damaging equitment loss of uncountable repairs "Not that rough"?"
  • Hank: "Well, for one thing: She seems to have a very strong opinion against Terrorisum. I never knew she even rekindised what that subject even means. Maybe giving her an extra dose my mutantion serum made her smart enough that she just automaticly knows about these things."
  • Lord Shen: "Perhaps, but it's very likely that she is not above hurting someone just to make YOUR dreams a reality! Chances are, more then a few people have gotten hurt."
  • Sandy: "That means for Bertha, they would want her dead for that! And without being priorly informed of what you want, they're gonna throw a hissy fit of not being allowed to do such!"
  • Hank: "Let them do that! Cause if they do, then I hope they don't mind having even MORE extra limbs then normally."
  • Icky: "..... Dude, we know you are still upset about being robbed the chance of truely being able to make amends and having to see that heart-wrenching scene of Cadence being heart broken, but, could you turn down the whole you being an angry doughe thing?"
  • Hank: "..... How can I? She was the closest of anyone being nice to me, and thanks to something I couldn't exactly help, I lost that and had to deal with that crazy Kung-Pow again! That little lizard's an asshole! He became the big man on the prison campus because of how 'Infamous" he is. He's almost as bad as my uncle!"
  • Cynder: "We know, but, it would help if you put the past behind you. Your attatude mainly stems from not being able to let go of your past. Letting it go would ease your tensions and calm you down."
  • Hank: "Easy for you, Cyndy! You have friends and a maybe-boyfriend to have your back! Outside of momentarly Crocovore and Jetstorm, and barely Eagle-Beak and the gang, I have NOBODY to comfert me on that?! I mean, I had Candence but..... Well, you already know how well THAT turned out."
  • Sandy: Yeah, your perverted actions on me didn't make it any easier. You stripped me half-naked, and there were a lot of people I knew to see me like that, even my brother, parents, other-worldly senators, and my hometown's animal community's sheriff. That's one HELL of a fact I won't soon forget. (Hank looks guilty) But I do understand that you couldn't help it with that potion inside of you. In fact, that trip may've been crazy, but at least it gave me an adrenaline rush and an opportunity to spend time back home again. I still have the earrings you gave me... Though I haven't worn them yet. But regardless, you can change for the better even by yourself.
  • Hank: Not likely. After how much crap my uncle put me through, it's doubtful I'll change for a while unless something unexpected were to happen like, say, a gorgeous lizard mutant or something.
  • Sparx: Oh, crap, you HAD to do a spoiler joke, huh?
  • Hank: What, what do you mea- (A bright-red flash was seen)... What was that?
  • Sparx: Don't ask. Let's just board that HQ, finish this, and go home.
  • Icky: And FINALLY enjoy some more off-duty time.
  • Lord Shen: Let it go, prehistoric one. (They reach the HQ's ship depot, which was accessible through an air-locking energy field, yet it was immediately cut off by a metal door barrier)
  • Iago: WHAT?!?

Ship Depot

  • MMJ: (They had activated the metal door restricting access inside) Silly misfit jackwagons!
  • GCZ Bertha: They will be no different than the many soldiers we've tackled. Though their arrival did make this difficult. With the exit hatch closed off, we can't send our ships out.
  • MMJ: So what do we do, boss?
  • GCZ Bertha: Looks like we'll need to access the security system.
  • MMJ: But how do we get there in time before Lodgers find way inside?
  • GCZ Bertha: Simple. Even though communications are restricted out of the HQ, it won't stop us from contacting the possibly-infected morons in the control room. They'll do all the work for us. (Turns on communicator) Shoot that flying dumpster out of the sky... Or space... Whatever.
  • Non-infected sounding voice: "And why the hell do you want us to shoot down respected heroes, Jackass?"
  • Another Voice: "Yeah, what do you think we are, villains or jerks?"
  • GCZ Bertha: "..... ALCHOURSE THE MORONS INCHARGED OF THESE KIND OF DEFENCES ARE NOT INFECTED!?"
  • MMJ: "I probuly should've warned you that in times of an emergeny, people in charged of impourent defences are isloated as possable to avoid it being used against reinforcements."
  • GCZ Bertha: "And YET they hired idiots like Bummer and Glueby?!"
  • MMJ: "Well, they mainly got in through being friends with Jarbins, so-"
  • GCZ Bertha: "Whatever!? At least we made sure that the misfits are kept from being a prob-"
  • The two gasp as they see that a lazer was cutting a hole into the metal door.
  • GCZ Bertha: "WHAT!? WHERE DID THEY GET A LAZER STRONG ENOUGH TO CUT THROUGH THIS KIND OF METAL!? WHAT IS THAT DOOR MADE OF ANYHOW?!"
  • MMJ: "A strong metal named Ticranisum. But I guess those misfits have some kind of super-laser that even it is rendered useless."
  • GCZ Bertha: "DAMN!? WHY CAN'T THOSE MISFITS JUST GIVE UP?!"
  • MMJ was gonna say something.
  • GCZ Bertha: "IT'S A RETORICAL QUESTION!? WE HAVE TO ESCAPE!?"
  • The two mutants escaped from the depot as the van completes the hole it made into the door and flies in.
  • Icky: STOP RIGHT THERE!! (MMJ smashes their exit shut with debris)
  • Boss Wolf: Okay, that's just cheating!
  • Merlin: Not that it'll help anyway. (Magically clears the debris) Now let's get them! (They checked the outside hall, yet finds the two gone)
  • Icky:... Curse villains for being so fast!
  • Sandy: "But at least the fact we chased them off shows it's a sign that they know a serious problem when they see it. Otherwise, they would've gone Team Nefarious on us and attempt to do their plan anyway and get eventally over-wealmed."
  • Shifu: "It also works against us, because it means that she's capable to devise cunning plans."
  • Lord Shen: "Then we must catch up to Cella and the un-infected Galactic Federation immediately."
  • Hank: Great! Now let's just get my device out so I can get it started. The cure is perfected and ready to go.
  • Mr. Krabs: Can do! (Uses brute strength to push the device out of the van)
  • Hank:... I see you ain't just the strongest creature in that Bikini Bottom place, Sandy.
  • Sandy: Hey, he's done a lot of strong stuff in the past. He's won a gold metal at the Fry Cook Games for lifting 500 pickles in two barrels. Not to mention he can actually push the Krusty Krab away from even it's distance at the Chum Bucket. Face it, the crab is a powerhouse. But even HE can't pull a cruise ship underwater like I can.
  • Mr. Krabs: (Unamused laughter)
  • Hank: Whatever. You just get my baby, and I'll start up the machine.

Chapter 5: Hank (Reluctantly) Comes To The Rescue

HQ Lobby.

  • Cella and the rest of the Galactic Federation are present.
  • Cella: "Your saying that Bertha and Maraxus retreated from the Ship Depot even before they can use the ships? What drove them to do that?"
  • Dr. Jarbins: "Let's remember the fact that you called in certain famous heroes that always meraculiously manage to surpass even the toughest situations? It's obvious it has paid off."
  • Cella: Well, it's good those Lodgers arrived, but I think we still have bigger problems to deal with, including trying to stay alive in a space station full of zombies.
  • Glueby: Oh, boy, and speaking of zombies, it looks like they found us. (Zombie Galactic Soldiers arrived with guns blazing as everyone ducked for cover)
  • Cella: AAHHH!!! PLEASE TELL ME THE FOOT SOLDIERS ARE THE ONLY ONES INFECTED!!! (The Juggernauts appeared with their rapid-fire chaingun blasters firing)
  • Bummer: I'm afraid not, the Juggernauts got infected, too.
  • The zombies were about to attack as they screamed until the Lodgers came in and busted all the zombies.
  • Icky: YOU'VE BEEN PWNED, ZOMBIES!!!
  • Spyro: Honestly, what a fitting enemy to fight since... You know, it's close to Halloween.
  • Icky: Yeah, well, we gotta save these guys, kick ass, and take names.
  • Dr. Jarbins: Well, it's about TIME you guys came.
  • Boss Wolf: And here I thought QP would've protected you.
  • QP: "I was about to until you misfits barged in."
  • Cella: "Well, it matters not. Soon Bertha and Maraxus will reach the control panal and-"
  • QP hacks into a system and causes everything to shutdown cause of a virus.
  • Cella: "...... (Sarcastly) Silly me, I forgot that you're still a virus AND that we didn't insteailed anti-virus systems from the Alternate Universe yet."
  • Sparx: Oh, great, way to rush the tension, producer!... AGAIN!
  • Icky: "That still leaves the zombies though."
  • Suddenly, a beam hits the defeated zombies and turns them normal.
  • Hank riding on the device is seen.
  • Hank: "..... You're, welcome."
  • Cella: "..... YOU OF ALL PEOPLE?! Lougers, I thought you failed to reformed that guy, what the graznore is he doing here?!"
  • Icky: Duh, he's the only one who knew how to reverse the infection.
  • Hank: Yeah! And let's make something clear, missy! If I am to help you on this, YOU'D BETTER KEEP BERTHA ALIVE!!!
  • Cella:... Excuse me? I should do WHAT?!?
  • Hank: You heard me. You will not kill the worm.
  • Cella: Why shouldn't I?
  • SpongeBob: Look, Cella, he demanded we keep her alive or he wouldn't help us.
  • Cella: What? That's outright ridiculous! Do you have ANY idea what that beast has been doing? It's been infecting our staff and threatening to infect a lot of Galactic Federation worlds. She's too dangerous to be left alive!
  • Hank: (Growls) Listen here, you overgrown lizard! That 'beast' has been like a daughter to me, and I value her with my own life. I've come TOO FAR to let you kill her.
  • Cella: Why should I care? It's a monster! You have ANY idea how serious a threat it is?
  • Hank: I MADE her that way, you know! And I didn't come here to help just to get some lip out of you. So if you don't agree to let Bertha go, then you can forget about my assistance!
  • Cella: "And when I don't?"
  • Hank: Tch, lady, to be bluntfully honest, I don't HAVE to cure all these people. In fact, I can just as much reverse the process with a simple push of a button. (Presses a button, and turns the de-infected people into zombies again, causing the Lodgers to gasp)
  • Sandy: HANK, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!?
  • Hank: Relax, this is just very hard bargaining, this is only gonna convince Celly-belly to NOT be a bitch about this! Either Bertha stays alive, or you don't! So what's it going to be?
  • Cella: (Growls angrily, and attacks Hank)
  • Jarbins: Cella, don't!
  • Shifu: Cella, let him go! (The zombies start to regain conjustusness)
  • Cella: DE-INFECT THOSE SOLDIERS RIGHT NOW, YOU ABOMINATION!!!
  • Hank: Not unless you agree to- (Cella slaps him) OW?! I'VE BEEN PIMP-SLAPPED?!
  • Cella: I SAID DO IT, OR I'LL RIP THAT BRAIN CASE RIGHT OFF YOUR HEAD!!!
  • Spyro: CELLA, STOP!! Don't make this harder for us than it is. He's our only hope of stopping this plague, and it's best if we heeded his words.
  • Cella: NO! Bertha cannot be left alive. That'll just bring the risk of her coming back. YOU'D BETTER ACTIVATE THAT MACHINE, SLIME-BALL!!!
  • Hank: I don't care what you say or do, because unless you let Bertha live, I'm not doing a thing.
  • Cella:... Suit yourself! SAGANO, HAVE THIS FROG ARRESTED!! We'll figure out how to work that machine ourselves.
  • Hank: Joke's on you, sister. The touch-screen controls are programmed to only recognize my hand. You try and use that thing, and nothing happens. You have no choice at the matter.
  • Skipper: CELLA, STOP FOOLING AROUND, JUST DO AS HE SAYS!!
  • Cella: For the last time, NO!
  • Shifu: Then you're going to risk this place being helpless!
  • Cella: Well, if you can think of a way for Bertha to not cause anymore trouble in the future, I'd like to hear it.
  • Canamork: "HEY STUPID?! SHE ONLY GOT OUT AT ALL BECAUSE OF US, REMEMBER?! SHE OTHERWISE WASN'T IN A POSITION TO GET OUT ON HER OWN!?"
  • Cella: "NOT IMPOURENT?! SAGANO?! WHERE'S THAT ARREST!?"
  • Sagano: "..... Request denied, your highness."
  • Cella: "WHAT!?"
  • Sagano: "..... Because Vainiana would understood a father trying to protect his daughter, whether actselly biologically borned or not. What if YOU were the one infecting people and everyone else wanted you dead!? Vainiana would offer a solution to bring you alive from it with a cure, but under a condition they play by her rules. Besides, she only got out because of those Maraxus Grip idiots. She otherwise was hardly even a serious threat with the security."
  • Cella: "..... Wha...... What are you saying?"
  • Dr. Jarbins: "Your assentally being like Canamork and his failure to forgive Maraxus for an albeit major over-sight."
  • Cella: "BUT BERTHA'S A MONSTER?!"
  • Dr. Jarbins: "The same was once said for 626. And may I remind you how an earthling girl managed to open the heart of a bio-weapon into being a pet and a hero? I am not saying Bertha is garrintied the same fate, but she does have one thing in commen with 626. Bertha has someone who cares for her. And he offers to prevent her from being a problem, obviously against his normal wishes for her, but it's under a condition we give her mercy. Otherwise, what your doing, is very unbecoming of a princess, and more fitting to that of the Grox."
  • Cella:... (Watches as the zombies were about to get back on their feet)... (Sighs) Fine! We'll keep her alive.
  • Hank: Thank you! (De-infects the zombies)
  • Cella: But, while I can promise that my mother will agree with this, I can't promise that any others will. They might be as much wanting to kill Bertha as I was, and when they hear you threatened to infect great heroes just to keep this, then it will not be pretty. It will be hard to get them to listen to reason. You'll be hated even more than you already have.
  • Hank: Getting accused of such an act is worth protecting Bertha.
  • Cella: Even when the punishment for blackmailing is not pretty since my mother has put up with it for almost her entire career? Because let me tell you, it IS unpretty. It often involves banishment from one's own home planet to a wasted planet forever. Exiles have been left to die as a result of this punishment.
  • Hank: I don't care! Again, it's worth the risk of protecting Bertha.
  • Shifu:... Well, Hank, I am amazed at your sacrifice.
  • Hank: Well, it's a Texan philosophy, actually. We Southern people are fearless to even the biggest of threats.
  • Sandy: It's true.... Well... For the most part. (A cutaway of SpongeBob and Sandy running from the Alaskan Bull Worm was seen)
  • SpongeBob: Hey, we still bested the worm, didn't we?
  • Sandy: Yeah, but then we accidentally crushed Bikini Bottom, and it took months of rebuilding.
  • Cella: But, I still aim to make sure accsidents never happen again.... But short of anything radical like firing those not compident and would only bring more needless druma, that's something I'll have to discuss with mother. So let's get to work on defeating Bertha.
  • Icky: "(Quietly) Wait, wasn't she gonna threat Glueby and Bummer's abilities to have careers here?"
  • Iago: "(Quietly) It must be a re-write and the producer desided that the arguement contridicted Cella's speech about not abandoning friends. Also, the whole Hank arguement thing being here was more then enough druma as it is."
  • Glueby: "..... Wait a minute, I, I thought you would be at the point you would want us gone?"
  • Cella: "And contridict what I said to Canamork about not leaving friends? I think I caused enough druma for the day, don't ya think? Besides, you and Bummer at least TRIED to prevent this dishastor, so it wouldn't be fair to anyone for that to occure. (Canamork began to reflect on this) Besides, I can always take my frustraightions out on Bertha and MJ and stopped their plans. Besides, mother wouldn't want me to waste time with emotional hoo-haa, so, let's not."
  • The group walked on.
  • Canamork: "..... Cella, this, moment made me realise that.... I wasn't being better on not forgiving Maraxus Jr for something that, I'm still justly upset about. I mean, I won't forget to lecture him on getting me a bad rap for nothing, but....."
  • Cella: "..... You're gonna bring yourself to forgive Maraxus Jr?"
  • Canamork: "Yeah. That's what true friends do. And, that's what you just did. Being a true friend to those two guys. And friends always have eachother's back, even reguardless of intelligence levels. Why, Maraxus Jr protected me and Butt'o from bullies, and being killed by the other members of the Maraxus Grip for calling us a threat to their survival cause of how idiotic we are.... Which ironicly, they turned out right. See, if even outcast terror group espionagers can forgive their childhood friend who was a big hancho leader of said group, then a princess of an alien allience goverment should forgive two guys for just being, well, like a diet verson of me and Butt'o. Unlike them, WE, are the true idiots here. At least THEY tried to stop us. Bertha only got out because she was a cunning piece of shit and took advantage of me and Butt'o, well, mostly Butt'o cause he was closest."
  • Cella: "Well like I said, there's enough druma as it is with Hank here, so, we may as well cool it."
  • Hank: "..... Uh, speaking of her over-reaction with me, are these overly dramatic soap opera moments a thing with you people? Even when there's serious trouble on the loose?"
  • Icky: "I know, it's theractitcal schizophrenia."
  • Hank: "You mean, you people tend to have these moments once and awhile, and yet, people like me, even Qui, still lose to you people?"
  • Spongebob: "We mainly do what the script asks us to do, so... Yeah pretty much."
  • Hank:.... Well, I guess we're all in agreement, then. We keep Bertha in tighter idiot-proof security. Let me handle the zombies while you deal with the two mutants.
  • Sam: Consider it done! Let's move, Lodgers!
  • Patrick: HEY, WE LEADERS GIVE THE ORDERS AROUND HERE!! Let's go! (They follow Hank as he clears the path of zombies, curing them all)
  • Icky: (Singing) It's time to kick some zombie ass... La la la la la la, it's time to kick some zombie ass... La la la la la la!
  • Sparx: Really? That song from Leom Demon?
  • Icky: What? Doesn't it fit in this situation? (They continue curing zombies)
  • Sagano: (To the cured soldiers) Come on, soldiers! We need to stop the two mutants once and for all! (The cured soldiers followed the heroes)

An Empty Council Room.

  • MMJ: "Well, using the defense system against them is bust. Now what?"
  • GCZ Bertha: "Do the next best thing. Poison the air supply with mutanting gas."
  • MMJ: Your breath is mutating, too?
  • GCZ Bertha: Of course it is! Basically everything is. But we'd better be quick. I'd estimate those Lodgers are coming for us by now.
  • GCZ Bertha climbs to the wall and to an Air Supply pipe.
  • GCZ Bertha bites onto it and starts blowing out her bad mutanting breath into it.
  • ???: NOBODY WANTS YOUR MORNING BREATH IN THE AIR SUPPLY, LADY?! (The heroes arrive)
  • GCZ Bertha: (Gasps) FATHER!
  • Hank: Bertha!
  • GCZ Bertha: Oh, thank goodness you're here! We can take over in universes full of evolutionary beings.
  • Hank:... (Takes deep breath)... Yeeeaaaaaaaaah, uh.... Tempting as that is... That's not what I'm here for. The Lodgers brought me here to help them stop you.
  • GCZ Bertha: What?!? You're against me?
  • Hank: You don't understand, Bertha, I-
  • GCZ Bertha: No, I understand perfectly, traitor! This is what you wanted! A world where evolution stepped forward.
  • Cella: Bertha, this is NOT a step forward in evolution. It's a zombie apocalypse..... Ok, correction, it's a mutanted zombie apocalypse in a sense. You're trying to ruin civilization by turning people into freaks!
  • GCZ Bertha: "WE WEREN'T TALKING TO YOU, MISSY!? Father, you made me to make you proud! Isn't this what you wanted?"
  • Hank: "Hey, don't get me wrong! This is like, the most awesomongus thing you did for me! It's just that, well.... The Lougers are afraid that mutanting the entire Galactic Federation counts as disbaning them, and, they think an uber nasty war is gonna pop up out of nowhere because they have no bossy goverment to pal around."
  • Shifu/Shen/Sandy: "AND IT MOST CERTAINLY WILL?!"
  • Hank: "And, I, have to be honest here.... Attacking and turning an entire goverment of aliens into mutants, is tecnecally, terrorisum."
  • GCZ Bertha: "WHAT!? HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT TO ME?!"
  • Hank: "Well, uh, think about it. If it was only to an entire planet, that's considered simple conquest of any undertermined level, but, your attacking a space station filled with govermental aliens, so.... Pretty much what I just said."
  • GCZ Bertha: "DID THE LOUGERS FORCE FEED YOU THOSE LIES!?"
  • Hank: "Tecnecally, they're not lies, as suppose to, it's just being their opinion, and-"
  • GCZ Bertha: "FIGURES?! THEY TOOK ADVANTAGE OF YOUR SENSITIVE NATURE AND TURNED YOU AGAINST ME?!"
  • Hank: "Hey, if it helps, I talked them out of wanting to kill you! I am mainlly doing this to protect you from asentually ending like like that Junior loser. That, and, having whatever what I believe in ended up assusiated with terrorisum is not gonna fly with me, nor would it with Eagle-Beak. Just because we're bad guys doesn't mean we have to be monsters too! (Covers his mouth as he sees that he offended Bertha). I, I, I meant in moral terms, I-"
  • GCZ Bertha: You... You called me a monster?... After all I did for you?... (Gets angry) YOU CAD!!!
  • Hank: Bertha, listen, I didn't-
  • GCZ Bertha: SHUT UP!! I can't believe I once looked up to you as a father. Well, I don't need you anymore! I can do this conquest myself! (Continues infecting the air)
  • Crane: Good God, she's going to infect the HQ's air supply and turn us all into zombies!
  • Sagano: FIRE! (They all fired at her, yet she avoided it and sprouted wings and began flying as she released infectious slime at the heroes as they avoided it)
  • Trixie: NO! PLEASE DON'T LET HER HAVE A WORM DIG A HOLE IN MY LEG AGAIN!!!
  • GCZ Bertha: And as for YOU, father, you leave me no choice! (Splashes infectious liquid on his de-infection device, short-circuiting it)
  • Hank: NOOO!!!
  • GCZ Bertha: Nothing is going to stop me from spreading my infection across the Galactic Federation, not even you misfit freaks! You turned my father against me, and you will all pay! (Launches splashes of infectious slime at the Lodgers, of which they dodged!)
  • Sagano: WHAT'RE YOU WAITING FOR, SHOOT HER!! (The soldiers with stun guns tried firing at GCZ Bertha, yet failed)
  • GCZ Bertha: (Flies down and stomps the running Hank to the ground) You're not going anywhere! (She suddenly starts mutating again, growing larger than before and becoming a larger spider-mantis hybrid which roars in Hank's face)
  • Hank: Bertha, dear, look, we can talk about this!
  • GCZ Bertha: There IS nothing to talk about! I will not let you or anyone else prevent my goals! (Soldiers began firing at her, yet the stun guns do not affect her)... You think you can pester me with those now? (Splashes them with infectious slime, turning them into zombies again)
  • Skipper: Kowalski, I think we need to repair that de-infection device, ASAP!
  • Kowalski: I don't know if I can, Skipper. It's now contaminated with infectious worms. At that rate, there's no way we can fix it.
  • Rico: Hmm... (Hacks out a time bomb) Ka-boom?
  • Skipper:...Hmm... Good thinking, Rico! Instead of fixing the device, we can detonate it with the cure inside, and the blast should cure all the infected people including the Grand Councilwoman.
  • GCZ Bertha: I heard that! (Fires slime at them as they flipped out of the way) ZOMBIES, STOP THOSE PENGUINS!! THEY CANNOT DETONATE THAT DEVICE!! (The infected soldiers began firing at the penguins as they dodged the gunfire and got enough cover to place the time bomb onto the device as it set to 1 minute)
  • Rico: Kaboom, kaboom, kaboom! (Cackles) (Suddenly, infected soldiers held the Penguins at gunpoint)
  • Infected Soldier #1: BUSTEEEEEED!- (Other Lodgers disabled the infected soldiers)
  • Shifu: Do not let any zombies get to the bomb! (Some Lodgers began surrounding the device defending it from the infected people)
  • GCZ Bertha: (Growls, and tries to kill Hank, only to find him gone)... What?!? Where'd he go?!? (Some non-infected soldiers began escorting Hank away) STOP!! (Flies towards them, yet they hold her off with their guns) URRGHHH!! MARAXUS, DESTROY THE DEVICE!!!
  • MMJ was seen having his head stucked into the celing by Gantu.
  • Gantu: ".... He'll have to call you back on that one."
  • GCZ Bertha: ".... REALLY?! (Buzzes off at a vantage point and saw everything falling apart)"
  • Skipper: Keep holding them off, men... And women! We've got 30 seconds left! Once it reaches 5 seconds, we need to take cover!
  • Icky: "We don't need to. This is more of a non-fatal exploudion that's only gonna fire cure gas."
  • Skipper: "Yeah, but the force of the blast would still sent us flying into the wall."
  • GCZ Bertha: (Growls angrily and tries to stop the Lodgers, yet the soldiers blocked her path and fired at her) URRGGHHH!! SOMEBODY STOP THEM!! THEY'LL RUIN EVERYTHING!!! (Sees as her zombie forces were being bested, then she sees a support above the Lodgers' position, and gets a determined face as she smashes it, causing the support to block out the exit) If I go down, YOU'RE going down with me! (The bomb reaches 8 seconds)
  • Sandy: Well CLEARLY you didn't paid attention. The exploudion isn't gonna kill anyone. It's just gonna send us flying to a wall at best. You just made a stupid mistake.
  • GCZ Bertha made a shocked face!
  • Merlin: "But to avoid us getting injured from this."
  • Merlins casted a sheild spell that protected them from being affected.
  • GCZ Bertha: NOOOOO- (The bomb exploded, spreading the cure across the room, de-infecting the zombie soldiers, and GCZ, upon contact with the gaseous cure, began groaning and roaring, and she started regressing mutations and transformed back into the Grand Councilwoman's basic body) NOOOOOoohhhhhrrrraaaaahhhhh!! (She is ejected from the body and plops to the floor, dialogue only being non-English monster sounds. She sees Cella)
  • Cella picks up her unconjustus mother, unknowing about Bertha as the worm was about to get to her.
  • Hank: (He, Glueby, and Bummer slammed into Bertha, knocking her to the ground unconscious before she could get close to Cella)... Forgive me, Bertha. But this is for your own good.
  • Grand Councilwoman:... (Came through)... What happened to me?
  • Cella: Mother! (Hugs her)... You're back!
  • Grand Councilwoman: Okay, I need to know what just occurred.
  • Jarbins: You were possessed and mutated by Bertha. She used your body to try and mutate the entire Galactic Federation. But the nightmare is over now, your grace.
  • Gantu: (Pulls MJ out of the celing and sees that Maraxus has returned to normal as well)
  • Maraxus Jr: Urrgh... Did I black out or something, I- (Gantu pins him down an cuffs him) OW! HEY! LET ME GO!!
  • Gantu: Maraxus, you're under arrest! You're going away for a long time. Plus, I think there's something your two friends have to say to you. (Canamork and Butt'o approached him with angry looks)
  • Maraxus Jr: Uh, guys?... Why are you looking at me like that?
  • Canamork: "..... MJ, I think there's something that you should've realised about your father, concerning your stupid choice of going terrorest to help him."
  • Maraxus Jr: "Can, what're you talking about?"
  • Butt'o: "Marxy, your dad hated terrorisum because a terrorist took his arm!"
  • Maraxus Jr: "WHAT!? But, why the conquest, why the robotic arm, why the-"
  • Canamork: Well, you see, terrorism is the reason why your father wanted to take over Balcon. He wanted to make sure terrorism was extinct. But it wasn't until he became corrupt with his growing power that he was arrested and put in jail.
  • Maraxus Jr:... I... I... Why the hell wasn't I told?
  • Canamork: You were still young at the time. I think you must've taken his purpose the other way around.
  • Maraxus Jr:... You mean... All those worlds I tore apart... All my attempts to rescue my father... WAS A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME?!?
  • Glueby: Pretty much.
  • Maraxus Jr:... (Breaths deeply)... Oh my God!... What have I done?!?... I've killed innocent lives for nothing!... Oh, God, my father is going to hate me for this!
  • Canamork: Look, Omar, it's going to be okay. We'll be there or you. We-
  • Maraxus Jr: "DON'T YOU GET IT?! MY FATHER, IS GONNA HATE ME?! HE'LL SEE ME AS A DISGRACE?! I, I WISHED I WAS KILLED BY AN INTENSIFIVER CANNON!?"
  • Canamork: Omar, calm down! Suicide is not the answer to stepping up to your father. I'm sure if he's your father, he'll understand that you were just misguided. Doesn't everyone make mistakes every once in a while? I know Butt'o and I did. I assure you, he won't hate you too much.
  • Maraxus Jr: What makes you say that? My father is against terrorism, and I became a terrorist to help him! He's going to be so pissed at me! He'll disown me for this!
  • Canamork: Omar, please, he is your father. And I remember when he told you as a child that he would always look after and acknowledge you no matter what you did. He's an understanding person. Sure he'll be righteously angry at you, but by God, he's not going to say he's not your father or some mean s*** like that. He cares for you.
  • Maraxus Jr:... Are you sure about that?
  • Canamork: I'm sure. Just running away isn't going to help anything. You need to face up to tough situations. And whatever happens... We'll be with you every step of the way.
  • Maraxus Jr:... (Takes deep breath)... I don't know...
  • Canamork: "Look, I am not gonna lie here. He is likely to be.... Alittle cheesed off, but.... It's obvious the Overlord is not the kind of guy to turn on his kids even because of things like this."
  • Cella: "In fact, he was mainly miserable he's in prison, and he blames himself for whatever thing would happen to you. And, when he heard you converted the Maraxus Grip into a terror group.... Well, he admited being abit ticked, but he blamed himself more then you. He admited being upset you became what he swore to make extint, but he blamed himself for not warning you about it sooner... And in a way, it's tecnecally our bad for arresting him before he has a chance to explain anything."
  • Maraxus Jr: "...... I still wanna stay clear of him. Whether he would be mad at me or not, I don't want to disgrace him with my presence."
  • Cella: "Alchourse. I understand that feeling of not wanting to face your parents for, screwing up badly. He and his friends are dismissed, guards."
  • The Guards took Maraxus Jr., Canamork and Butt'o away.
  • Gantu: "..... One would think the downfall of the Maraxus Grip would be more, satisfactory."
  • Cella: "Tecnecally still is. One less terror group being an issue. But, now that we realise that what they did was more then just to help a tyrant, well.... It's best we try to look more at the benifits. The fall of the Maraxus' Grip would deffently be extremely discouraging to the other terror groups. If not even the son of a powerful Overlord can fight back against the Galactic Federation, who can?"
  • Grand Council Woman began to look admiringly to Bummer and Glueby.

Grand Council Room, day after.

  • Glueby and Bummer were seen being displayed before cheering Councilers.
  • Grand Council Woman: "It is with great pride that I reward Glueby and Bummer in bravery in protecting someone dear to me, contributing in rescuing me from an unfortunate predicermint, and exposed a Maraxus' Grip espionage and securing the future of Project: Geneworm, I hereby award the two, honorary and respected members of the Galactic Federation, and are to be treated as such."
  • The Grand Council Woman gave the two medals for their part.
  • The Councilers cheered.
  • Cella gave a small smile.
  • Cella: "..... I guess I was halfly wrong to judge them based on their obsurdity."
  • Gantu: "..... Do you still want the idiot-proof systems on just to be safe?"
  • Cella: "Yes. Trust doesn't have to be blind. It just needs to make sure that trust isn't wasted."
  • The Lougers and Jarbins were among the audience.
  • Jarbins: "I do believe this will finally proved to everyone that Bummer and Glueby can in fact be truely worthy of the Galactic Federation. I say stopping a terror group espionage is good enough proof of their compidence, yes?"
  • Icky: "Yep. Though Hank pretty much disappeared after Bertha was contained. I have a good bet Eagle-Beak's behind that."
  • Shifu: "Yes, but Hank will be a concern for another day. We should be celebrating on a well-earned victory."
  • Spyro: "And I have a good feeling that Bertha is a one and done deal."
  • Missing Link: "Yeah. She is now surrounded by more security then Fort Knox's love child with the Pentagon!"
  • Sandy: "..... I kinda feel awful making Hank turn on Bertha to begin with. I feel as if we tore a father and daughter apart."
  • Skipper: Don't. It was either him or the Galactic Federation. And we sure as hell picked the Galactic Federation. Besides, we had no choice. Hank was the only one who knew how to stop the worms. And since the bastard didn't trust us with the cure or the machine, we had to heed his words.
  • Kowalski: But the important thing is that Bertha will no longer be a problem... I hope.
  • Rico: Nu-uh! Totally done with her.
  • Icky: So... Do we finally get a chance to get a break from evil?
  • Lord Shen: A week STILL wasn't enough for you?
  • Skipper: You can't blame him. Most of us are pissed that villains can't take a truce ever since our trip with Lilo in Hawaii. Ever since, we too get aggravated when villainy strikes again after days, weeks, or rarely even months, of being absent.
  • Sam:... You know, I think I have a way to cheer him up.

Later...

  • Icky: (Squeals like a girl as they arrived on a planet with a candy-themed environment) YOU BROUGHT ME TO GOBSTOPPER?!?
  • Lord Shen:... Why did we come here of all places?
  • Sam: Hey, I feel that we owe him for pulling him away from fun, regardless if it was for our duties. (Icky starts gobbling up the environment)
  • SpongeBob: Well, you can't blame him for being like this. No one can resist a trip here. (Icky was seen munching the candy like Squidward did with the Krabby Patties in Just One Bite)...Icky? How much are you going to eat? ICKY?!? (Icky continued ripping off Squidward)
  • Lord Shen: PREHISTORIC ONE, YOU CAN'T EAT TOO MUCH OF THAT STUFF!! YOU'LL GET WORSE THINGS THAN A TUMMY ACHE!!
  • SpongeBob: ICKY!!!
  • Icky: What's gonna happen? Am I gonna blow up?
  • SpongeBob: No, worse! It'll go right to your thighs! (Icky appears with a gorged stomach)
  • Icky:... My thighs?
  • SpongeBob:... And THEN you'll blow up!
  • Icky:... OH, SON OF A BI--(A large slimy blast appeared in the area)

Later...

  • Icky: (He appeared with a bandaged belly)... Oh, damn, I haven't been hurt this much by sweets since those candied cookies many Christmases ago!
  • Po: And THOSE made us feel like we were going to explode, too.
  • Icky: So... How long is this injury going to last?
  • Boss Wolf: Well, this is a cartoon. You'll be healed in the next episode no problem.
  • Icky: Great! Then that means I can have some more candy.
  • Dr Cockroach:... Oh, for Heaven's sake, you didn't bring any candy back here, did you?
  • Icky:...Just a few. I- (A closet opened as loads of candy poured out, followed by a tiny Hershey's kiss)
  • Banzai:...And THIS is why we never go to Gobstopper. It's a candy-coated catastrophe waiting to happen.
  • Lord Shen: "..... Impourent Memo....... We need to consider putting the Prehistoric one on a serious diet."

Epilogue

Tri-corn's office.

  • Tri-Corn was doing paperwork.
  • Jamica: "Uh, Senator?"
  • Tri-Corn: "Jamica?"
  • Jamica: "I don't know how to say this, but a weird old human has come and requested your audience. He claims he was part of a millaterry team you made and-"
  • Tri-Corn: "Ah, yes. You see, I founded that team prior of you being hired. I entrusted him and a few others for... Private matters. Allow him to see me and, do some errends to pass the time."
  • Jamica became unsure.
  • Jamicia: ".... Very, well."
  • Jamica let's a silluette stranger in and leaves.
  • Stranger: "Tri-Corn.... (Brings out an anichent map) Have I got big news for you...."

Skullian Prime.

  • This was being watched by Architect and Titan.
  • Architect: "..... It, has been found..... The Worldfinder. I must be able to have that map!"
  • Titan: "I'll see to it that the enforcers will be on it."
  • Architect: "And just so we're clear.... No failures!"
  • Titan: "Got ya."
  • Architect: "Finally.... Thanks to the rediculious explots of Tri-corn and her stooge, I will finally have the object of my ambitions since the real first war! All these years, and it'll finally be mine...."

Fin.

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