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Xenon's Sister Part 2 is the 43rd Episode of Season 3A of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. The Lodgers, Xenon and Kate believed they were finished with Kryptonia, but the they discovered that the Kryptonia they were fighting was actually an imposter in the form of a Xenon-Kryptonia clone named Krypton Negative-9 that went rogue and disobeyed the real Kryptonia's orders to apologize to Kate for her insults and to warn Xenon of the Eagle City mayor's uprising into Govenor without ruining his relationship, turning Boron and Neon, as well as early Xenon clones, onto his side. She executed Krypton N9 as punishment, and has subtily admited she has a less terroristic way to exact her revenge on Eagle City's govenor, and punish everyone there for shunning her brother. She does this by making a deal with a toy-manufacturing business called Toy Galaxy Industries while impersonating as an owner of a relitively recent toy manufacturing company called 'Toys of the Krypt' named 'Ms. Tonya', and sells spray guns that spray a mist that is in secret meant to be a less-violent way to introduce the Xenon serum. Thus, the guns have been introduced into the Anomaly Mart's market, and is reaching more than a million sales, which isn't hard considering the mist guns' popularity, including that of the Digidestined. However, the heroes realize too late that the guns were meant to spread the Xenon serum across the Dragon Realms, and thus the intoxication begins to mutate almost everyone including the Digidestined. With everyone starting to turn into Xenons, including the Govenor over buying such a gun for his nefpew, who is currently going through the same terminal phase-based serum Xenon went through, the Lodgers must find a way to cure everyone and bring Kryptonia to justice once and for all.

Transcript

Prologue: Recap

Previously, on SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles...

  • Xenon: "Dinese, please. If you came to ster up trouble, look somewhere else. Alan's been blacklisted from politics now thanks to the High Council."
  • Kryptonia: "(LAUGHS OUT LOUD)!? You, You actselly believed that, (Laughs), You, trusted the word of the same bitch who screamed at you?! Called you a monster?!
  • Xenon: ".... Wha, what do you mean? (Later on) THAT, BASTURD, WAS ALLOWED TO GO UNPUNISHED FOR RUINING MY LIFE OVER AN ACCSIDENT!? I was lied to by what I thought was my honest lover..... She said that Alan was fired, but was clearly not..... In fact, he's beyond the oppisite of fired!? HE, WAS PROMOTED?!
  • News Anchor: "Yikes. Any uh, things you like to say?"
  • Xenon: "Just one..... Katelyn....... You, and I, are through."
  • Kate:...She...(Sobs)...She actually did it!...She turned Xenon against me! (Cries softly)
  • Banzai: Well, sorry babe, you brought this upon yourself.
  • Kryptonia: I've created a better version of your serum, and plan to spread it in the form of THESE! (She shows him nuclear bombs with a biological hazard icon on them)
  • Xenon:...Bombs with the serum in them?
  • Angel Xenon: You know what you're doing is wrong, right?
  • Devil Xenon: Don't listen to that guy! Alan's the bastard who took away the cure that could've saved your life.
  • Alex: Do your stuff!
  • Kowalski: Easier done than said! (He commands the Spybug to go into the bombs, and it actually uses it's small lasers to cut the wires connecting it to the computer) There, that should do it. All the bombs are disabled, and out of Kryptonia's control.
  • Kryptonia: All that hard work?! All that effert!? WASTED!? XENON CLONES, ATTACK!!!
  • Icky: RETARDS!
  • The Xenon clones gasped and ran away crying!
  • Kryptonia: YOU S***-FACED MISFIT C***-KNOCKERS!!!
  • Xenon: The least you can do is surrender quietly and we'll talk about giving you a less harsher sentence and-"
  • Kryptonia: "EVERY, TERRORABLE THING I DID, I DID, TO SAVE OUR FAMILY, BLAKE?! HOW, COULD YOU, NOT APPRESIATE THAT!?"
  • Kate: "GET AWAY FROM HIM YOU BITCH!!"
  • Kryptonia: (She gets tranquilized) "....... Brother...... How..... Could..... Yoooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu......... (Faints and falls into Kate's mech arms).
  • Upon being knocked out, she turns back into her basic form.
  • Xenon: "..... You..... You saved, our careers?"
  • Lesley: "Well, to an extent. You both still have to go through a week's suspendion, but aside from that, yeah, week after, I'll expect to see you two back and-"
  • Xenon and Kate both hugged Lesley!
  • Lesley: "(Strangled by the hugged) Whoa, easy on the affections, guys."
  • ???: THIS ISN'T KRYPTONIA!!!
  • Xenon/Lesley/Kate: WHAT?!?
  • Lodgers: WHAT?!?
  • Krypton N9: You can call me Krypton Negative-9! I was intending to carry on your sister's plans by using those bombs and manipulating you into joining forces with her.
  • Kryptonia: "You were suppose to give Kate and Xenon my message of apology and warning them of Alan's uprising to senator and how it'll destroy science in the dragon realms..... I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO FRAME ME AND TO KILL MY BROTHER!?" (She kills Krypton N9 as he melts into pus and slime)
  • Xenon: "Whatever it is your really planning, we are not gonna let you pull it off!?"
  • Kryptonia: "In that case, not much left to do except..... (Pulls out a smoking formula bottle) FORMULATED SMOKE BOMB!?" (Disappears with it)
  • Squidward: "Do we EVER, get a break?"
  • Mr. Galaxy: "This new toy is gonna make millions."
  • "Tonya": "Partners then?"
  • Mr. Galaxy: "Is there any other words for it?"
  • Mr. Galaxy and "Tonya" shook hands.

Chapter 1: The Lodgers' Uneased Concerns/The Newest Toys on the Market

Dragon Temple Briefing Room

  • Xenon: (He was sitting with Kate sighing in disappointment)...Well, this is a total bust.
  • Kate: What? Are you still upset about our wedding not taking place this week?
  • Xenon: That, and I'm a bit disappointed at what my sister had become. My home's government turned her into a monster, physically and mentally. And now she's intending to spread a Xenon serum throughout the Dragon Realms, God only knows how, and we don't know where to find her hideout.
  • Kate: Don't worry, honey, I'm sure you'll stop her. And who knows? Maybe we'll get married before the week ends.
  • Xenon: I don't know. It sounds like a bit of a hassle. I can't believe we finally agree to get married, and something has to keep us from a break off work to do it. Kryptonia needs to be stopped, but I don't know how we're going to do it.
  • Kate: That's why the Lodgers called us and the Amazing Nine into the briefing room to discuss our plan. Believe me when I say it'll be over in no time.
  • Xenon: It'd better. I've already come too far to let my sister ruin our chance at happiness.
  • Kate: Okay, they're starting.
  • Lord Shen stood before everyone by a screen.
  • Lord Shen: ".... I would like to thank Xenon, Kate, and the Niners for coming into this meeting. Lights?"
  • The Lights turned off as a movie projector held by one of Shen's Gorrilas was seen.
  • The Projector started to show images.
  • Lord Shen: "Now, as we're all aware, (First image of a screenshot of the news of a shot of what was thought to be Kryptonia) What we thought was Kryptonia, turned out to be a disobedient science project of hers that followed it's own agenda. That means, (The Projector shows images of the Bio-Weapons) THESE things, were not Kryptonia's real plans! The otherwise daff-minded woman has a standerd against using this method. That means, we are dangeriously left in the dark on what her real intentions are. Whatever it is, they are all geared torwords (An Image of Alan Baldwin Eagle was seen) Eagle City's Govenor, Alan Eagle, and are meant to do him harm for his tomfoolery. While we have no fondness for this pitiful excuse for a polotision, we can't condone her ideal of getting "justice" on this fool. We need to figure out her true lair and her true plan."
  • Super Lion: "I think we can safely rule out that it won't be another abandoned leage encampment."
  • Icky: "Or any major adandoned major villain team lair."
  • Po: ".... Is it possable she has a secret laboratory in Eagle City? Ya know, someplace so hidden, not even Al would be able to find it."
  • Lord Shen: "That is a very good and highly possable obvervation, Panda. Nothing screams a higher chance to strike at your enemy like hiding right underneath them. That is lair possability one. Anyone else?"
  • Kolwalski: "Well, there are several abandoned Grox labs leftover from the Grox Wars. Some still even to this day in perfect working condition."
  • Lord Shen: "Good possability. I wager she'd be smart enough to make herself ammuned to the Grox's toxic air in those places."
  • Icky: "She could be like the Lizard from Spider-Man and have a lab in the sewers."
  • Lord Shen: "Not that I don't agree with it, but she didn't smelled like the end result of many bathroom trips."
  • Gadgetia: "She could have an underwater lair like ours. It would explain why those other Xenon guys attacked us."
  • Lord Shen: "She didn't smell like the sea, so that's out."
  • Iago: "This is gonna sound stupid, but, what if her lair is based on what her plans are? I mean, I bet she would have a main lair, but for the sake of a plan, she would turn any other place into her lair, like, say, if she wanted to make fish turn us into Xenons, she'd hide out in an Aquarium, or, if she wanted to poison the water supply with Xenon stuff, she hided in the water reserve, or, if she wanted to use toys to somehow spread the serum, she'd hide in an abandoned toy factory."
  • Lord Shen: "..... Iago, that's surprisingly brillient! Alchourse she would be smart enough to not use her sole lair as a place for all plans! I'd wager she makes a contemporary base of operations based on her plans! Brillient! Now all we need to do is figure out her plans, and then, we have our lair!"
  • Patrick: But how do we know what she'll do without knowing where she is?
  • Xenon: We'll find her eventually. Our first priority is to check any and all sources, starting with Eagle City, the abandoned Grox labs, the sewers, and anything else. If it's underwater, then it'll be hard to find. But hopefully, we'll find it before she starts something.
  • Skipper: Right. Let's move out. (They head out)

Meanwhile, at an unknown location...

  • Kryptonia: (She is seen in a large room of cloning chambers lining each side of the long room, and in the center is her main rotating chair with multiple computers on it, and Boron and Neon were seen sitting on both sides of her, as Neon was seen playing Raze on his computer while Boron was seen playing Off-Road Velociraptor Safari, guffawing when running over raptors)... Report?
  • Neon: (The two quickly switched tabs on their computer and went back to the progress) Uh, it's going well, mother! As you can see, the sales on those mist guns are starting to go smoothly since you aired the commercial. So far, there's been at least 400 sales and counting.
  • Boron: And soon, them kiddies will start using your slow active serum that'll turn people into more Xenons.
  • Kryptonia: Excellent. Now turn off your childish computer games and continue the work.
  • Boron: How would you know-
  • Kryptonia: My eyes aren't ALWAYS on my computer, you dolt! Anyway, it seems that my plan is working perfectly. We'll have all those mist guns up and running before those Lodgers and my brother ever discover it. And soon, we'll rule an entire society of genetically-perfect Xenon people, as I will become the greatest savior of science the world has EVER KNOWN! (Chuckles as this song played as several Xenon clones marched in lines, and she sang this with Boron and Neon)
Evilmania (song)

Evilmania (song)

Kryptonia's Song (Change the lyrics from over-celebrating being evil to singing about her "Xenonmanina" plans.

  • Boron: "..... Uh, Mommy? Not that the song wasn't great but.... Why did you just broken into a song and dance number?"
  • Kryptonia: ".... Isn't that was villains are suppose to do?"
  • Neon: "... Well yeah, but... It kinda has a hapit of coming out of nowehere, espeically in movies or other media pieces that aren't inhereditly musicals. It just sort've showed up like a Big-Lipped Alagator Moment."
A BIG LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMENT

A BIG LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMENT

  • Kryptonia:... Well, I understand where you're going with this, but to be honest, I really needed one. Ties up my character quite nice. Besides, didn't you two join in with only a few lines, ya two hypocrites? It doesn't really matter anyway. Soon, all of the Dragon Realms will be Xenon beasts, and I'll be renowned as a savior of Eagle City. Now get back to work.
  • Boron/Neon: Yes, mother!

Downtown.

  • The Digidesten Kids are seen.
  • Tai: "Man, this is pointless. Why are we wasting our time finding Kryptonia's hideout? Wouldn't it just be easier to look up the Pool of Visions to find her hide-out and take her down from there? Why the pointless scearhing when we have a freaking all knowing swimming pool to tell us everything?"
  • Joe: "Yeah, ya think we would've just done THAT instead of wasting our time and risking allowing the villains to pull off their scemes anyway. That's the sort've thing that earns us critics."
  • Girl Sora: Actually, Ignitus says he already tried that. All he saw was a place he didn't recognize. Visions may allow us to see things far away, but sometimes they're not that specific. Visions only tell things through sight. The key is to recognize where your visions are taking you, and Ignitus says that we need to find a location similar to what he saw.
  • Joe: How the heck are we supposed to know what he saw?
  • Girl Sora: Well, the only others who saw the vision was Spyro, Cynder, Shifu, and Merlin. They're the ones who had the most experience with the Pool of Visions than most of us in the Lodge. So we pretty much need to report what we see to any of them before we do anything hasty.
  • Matt: That's stupid. You'd think most of us would learn to use the damn pool.
  • Girl Sora: Uh, Matt, what did we say about using adult language? Yes, we may be adults canon-wise, but in this series, we basically have to be stuck in these forms. If we went around swearing in these young bodies, we'd end up looking bad.
  • Matt: What's so bad about swearing when we're alone? It's not like anybody's here to stop us.
  • Girl Sora: There will be soon. We were sent to go to Anomaly Mart and inspect for anything distributed in case Kryptonia's doing it with marketing products.
  • T.K: Good, because I'm starting to get hungry.
  • Girl Sora: Now, we're not here to get fast food or snacks. We've got plenty of those back at the Temple. Let's just stay together at all times.
  • Tai: Then let's get started. (They entered through the automatic doors, and entered a large complex mall with multiple floors, bridges, escalators, elevators, food stands, shops, and there was music being played)
  • Izzy: (Smells the air) To be honest, I like the smell here. Better than any other malls we go to.
  • T.K: I just like listening to their local comedy radio stations. It tells so many great jokes and stand-up routines from many people in the Dragon Realms. Even Gelotodrone was on it a couple of times.
  • Girl Sora: Well, let's all get started. We need to inspect the distributions including the recent ones. And remember to stick together. You can get lost in a place like this, especially as a child.
  • Joe: "Well let's just go around the stores and ask for any new goings on. It shouldn't be too hard."
  • Two Clumsy Mall workers accsidently bumped into the Digi Kids!
  • Tai: "HEY WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA, WISE GUY?!"
  • Clumsy worker 1, A Couger: "Oh, sorry about that kid. Me and my pal Nelvin were just handling the latest shipment of toys from Toys Galaxy. A newest product: The Mist Gun."
  • Joe: "..... Mist Gun?"
  • Clumsy worker 2, A Bobcat (Nerlvin): "Yeah, delfeupted by recently founded toy maker company "Toys of the Krypt". This is their first toy, and so far, I done think it's making a good first impression."
  • Clumsy Worker 1: "Ya know, fun fact, Toys of the Krypt used to be called Crypt Toys, a like-wise toy company that was popular back in the late 80s-early 90s. They had this practice of only making toys spefificly for halloween."
  • Nelvin: "You can guess on how they eventally went out of business by the mid-90s."
  • Izzy: "Well, I estimated of only making halloween based toys speificly for the fore-mentioned holiday, which is a practice of only making new products for a certain day, was likely not a very long-term benifital practice."
  • Nelvin: "Damn straight! Because Crypt Toys tried too hard to be like what it implied, it eventally started to lose popularity to other toy companies who made toys more then just a certain day. Went out of business faster then Jodie Foster's movie career!"
  • T.K.: "Who's Jodie Foster?"
  • Nelvin: Exactly!
  • T.K: No, seriously, who is she?
  • Tai: Hmm... What exactly are these Mist Guns?
  • Clumsy Worker #1: Oh, they're a variation of water guns which can spray water vapor at vast distances, and makes people wet to the same effect. It's pretty amazing, and so far, it's gotten over 600 sales. These things are selling like hotcakes.
  • Nelvin: Speaking of which, would you like to buy some? They have made a sweet deal that you can buy a pack of 4 and get another 4-pack free.
  • T.K: Hmm, seems like a pretty good deal. Can we buy them, Matt, PLEEEEASE?!?
  • Matt: I don't know, the Lodgers said we should only be here for inspection of recent shipping products.
  • Nelvin: YOU GUYS ARE LODGERS?!?
  • Tai:... Yeah. We came here because we need to inspect recent shipping products because we have a mission that's on a need-to-know basis.
  • T.K: Well, if we're supposed to be inspecting products like these, why not buy and inspect them?
  • Girl Sora: You're probably just saying that so we can play with them, and this is NOT a good time for playing. We have important business to-
  • T.K: PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE?!? (He gives puppy-dog eyes)
  • Girl Sora: (Shrugs) Fine, if it'll keep you quiet. But remember, this is only for inspection.
  • T.K: Playing with them might be a starter's way of inspecting them.
  • Mimi:... That's... Actually a good point. How can we inspect them without seeing how they work?
  • Girl Sora: He's just saying that as an excuse to play with them.
  • Matt: He's only a child, he can't help it. Besides, as much of an excuse as it is, it might be more true than you realize. We'll just test it out and see how it works.
  • Girl Sora: (Sighs) Fine! But this playing thing is not for funsies. How much?
  • Nelvin: There's some on sale over there. (They see that a shop has a long line of people in it)
  • Tai/Matt/Joe/T.K: Aw, dang it!
  • T.K: Do we HAVE to wait in that line?
  • Tai: Well, we can't just cut, even if it's for important matters. If we were to claim that just to get through and buy them, it wouldn't look fair to them. So there's no getting this done any quicker.
  • T.K:... Mother-hugger!

Meanwhile...

  • Trixie, Gilda, Thunderclap and the Dactyls, Thundera, Iago, Icky and the Raptors and Fidget, are seen heading torwords an almost glamorious city.
  • Thunderclap: "So this is the "City of Eagles"..... I, don't see an awful lot of eagles here."
  • Gilda: "It's a name, genius. Named after the Eagles who founded the place."
  • Trixie: "Give Thunderclap some credit, Griffin. He was from a prehistoric world."
  • Gilda: "Yeah, so is Icky, but you don't see him expect the name to be litteral."
  • Icky: "Now now now, Ladies, there's no need for a cat fight. We're here on offitical business here."
  • Iago: "Now, we have been warned that the place is taken back to the 19th centaury in a sense. But we don't know how bad it is, so, expect the worse."

Inside Eagle City.

  • The street is seen in cracked and ugly neglect, everywhere are people missing some of their limbs, and Ambulences by the dozens always on a busy shedugle. The Biggest shock about the Ambulences is that, instead of vicitcales, they are white charrages pulled by horses!
  • The desinated group looked in shock of this.
  • Icky: "...... Wow....... I know this guy hated tec, but.... Did he HAD to get rid of cars too?! Is he ACTSELLY making people relie on horses and carrages again? That's WORSE then we originally thought! Why was this guy ever allowed in polotics!?"
  • Trixie: "His family are desendets to a famed hero, remember?"
  • Fidget: "And rich."
  • Iago: "And he does have some good points for eviomental care."
  • Icky: "Yeah, but if that means having the city smell like horse s***, then NO THANK YOU! I rather take my chances with global warming then having to look out where I- (A squish sound was heard)...... Step."
  • Thunderclap weezed a laugh!
  • Thunderclap: "YOU STEPPED IN DOODOO?! (Laughs while Dautyl sounds are heard) I'm, I'm sorry, it's just funny when someone steps on poopy!"
  • Icky: "..... Thunderclap, which egg number were you?"
  • Thunderclap: "Oh, I was the last one laid. I had several older brothers and sisters."
  • Icky: "..... No, freaken surprise there."
  • Icky pulls his foot out of the Horse crap and hops torwords an ad of Al Baldwin Eagle's run for Senator, though unknowingly cause he was too busy looking at his foot in doing so.
  • Icky: "YUCK!? (Starts rubbing his foot onto the ad all over the place, trying to get it off, to the shock of only Trixie, Gilda, Iago, Fidget and Thundera), GOTTA GET THIS S*** OFF!? (Still rubs his foot all over the ad sign as civilions start to take notice and actselly smile.) (Icky stopped rubbing his foot) There! I'll be able to wash my foot afterwords when we come home."
  • Trixie: "YOU MORONIC IMBACILE, DID YOU REALSIE WHAT YOU JUST DONE?!"
  • Icky: "..... I was trying to get some s*** off of me?"
  • Iago: "Yeah, but look WHERE you got the s*** off on?!"
  • Icky looks at the defiled ad and slowly made a face of utter shock.
  • Icky: ".... Aw, s***."
  • An armless Chimp came up to Icky.
  • Armless Chimp: ".... You.... Are the bravest guy I ever met. (Chant) Aw, s***, Aw, s***!?"
  • Crowd: "AW S***!? AW S***?! AW S***?! AW S***!?"
  • The Crowds repeatedly chanted aw s***!
  • Icky: "Wait wait wait, it was a freak accsident and-"
  • Police Horse Carrages arrived on the seen.
  • A Cape Buffalo Police chief came out of one of them.
  • Police Chief: "All right, all right! Clear the scene, CLEAR the scene! (Stares the scene of the crime: Icky standing next to a poop-covered Alan Baldwin Eagle ad.).... Am I correct to assume your respondsable for this?"
  • Icky: "(Gulp)..... Not, intentionally? You see, I was just complaining about how you people don't even have cars here, and while I was trying to make a point, I accsidently stepped in litteral horse s***, and I swear, I didn't paid attention to where I was wiping my foot with!"
  • Armless Chimp: "Accsident or not, (Grabs a pile of horse poop from the ground), I think it fits our "dear" govenor! (Smooshes the poop into the ad)!"
  • The Crowd: "YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!?"
  • More of the crowd began tosses horse poop at the ad off-screen as they continue to chant "Aw S***"!
  • An angry one armed hippo came up!
  • Angry Hippo: "HORSE POOP IS TOO GOOD FOR YOU?!"
  • The Angry Hippo pulls down his pants and aims his butt!
  • Angry Hippo: "FEEL THE WRATH OF MY GORNORINA INFESTED BOWELS?!"
  • Icky: "HOLY SHI-"
  • The Angry Hippo screamed as the camera focuses on the shocked Icky and the Lougers as massive farting and splating was heard!
  • Trixie felt like puking!
  • Thundera: "..... Ay Curumba."
  • Frostbite: "Oh, nasty."
  • Earl: "Oh now that's just foul."
  • Icky: "...... What, have I just done?"
  • Thunderclap: "You caused people to do things like that to a picture on the wall."
  • Icky: "It was a retorical question, Thunder- CLAAAAAAAAAP?!"
  • Icky was grabbed by the cape buffalo chief.
  • Icky: "Wait, officer, you got to believe me, this was all an accsident!?"
  • Buffalo: "An accsident that RUINED the govenor's senator ad AND caused a new act of civil unrest! I'm afraid I'll have to arrest you for causing a new wave of civil disobedience!"
  • Icky: "Wait, officer, this was just a screw up!"
  • Buffalo: "Your dealing with Chief Mogo now. And I would like to take you to the station to ask some questions!"
  • Icky: "Listen buddy, I'm here on offitcal Shell Louger Business and-"
  • Chief Mogo: "SHELL LOUGER?!"
  • Icky: ".... Well, yeah? Why else are we a misfited couple of prehistoric/mythical misfits, plus a parrot and a crippled bat?"
  • Chief Mogo: ".... Then in that cause.... Your gonna have a LOT to explain, to the Govenor himself. He doesn't tend to appresiate his proptery being defiled.... Even if it's an accsident."
  • Icky: "Look, as much as I'm for explaining myself, we're kinda in a middle of hunting for a super-villain here, and-"
  • Chief Mogo: "You can explain to the Govenor. I'm just the delivery boy."
  • Chief Mogo drags a begging Icky to the carrage.
  • Gilda: "Whoa wait! If your gonna take him, at least take us as well!"
  • Chief Mogo: ".... Look.... To prove that I'm not unreasonable, I'll allow you to accompany me, but the bird himself has to talk with the Govenor. He's the one who caused this mess after all."
  • Iago: "Trust me, when Icky gets picked on for screwing up, he tends to be VERY insultive, so, your gonna need us to speak on his behailf. We don't wanna end up making Alan hate the Lougers over Icky's bad mouth."
  • Chief Mogo: "I wouldn't worry too much about that. He's not very big fans of you lot as of recently cause the High Council had forbidden his asention into Senator."
  • Iago: "Well, we still insist on not making him hate us even more over Icky."
  • Chief Mogo: "..... Very well. Hop in."
  • The Lougers board onto the carrage.

Inside the Carrage as it was running off.

  • Fidget: ".... So uh.... Mogo..... Why doesn't Alan allow cars here? Outside of the obvious?"
  • Mogo: "(Sighs).... It wasn't always like this. There was once a time where Alan didn't went TOO far with trying make tecknowagey scarce. He still allowed the assentals, cars, the internet, phones, video games, modern appliences..... Proper Plumbing. But sadly.... He was trumtised by the Kryptonia attack."

Flashback.

  • (Mogo): "And ever since he was lucky that Kryptonia was stopped by a high counciler, Alan began to fear and hate science more then just thinking it to be un-natoral.... He feared all the things the results of science caused.... Car Accsidents, Gas Leaks, Power Outages, and epsiecally the growing concern for Climate Change. He desided that Eagle City was to have NO more science.... Even if it was impourent to us."
  • Alan Baldwin Eagle: "AND FROM THEN ON, THIS CITY SHALL RETURN, TO THE 19TH CENTAURY?!"
  • Boos and Hisses were heard as Alan was assulted by food stuff!
  • (Mogo): ".... The Public, OBVIOUSLY, didn't appresiated it. This lead him to believe that as a mayor, he can't be taken seriously.... So, with thanks to his parents and skills with polotics.... He entered into Govenorhood.... And because of having control on the millaterry (Soldiers scare people into supporting Alan), there was no more serious protests against him. Science in Eagle City died that day of his election."

Present.

  • Mogo: "And the city turned into the horse dropping infested hellhole you see before you."
  • Pervis: ".... Aw, shoot. No wonder that mean Kryptonia lady wants to hurt him badly!"
  • Mogo: "She and all who appresiated science for what it did right and what it can do to become better!"
  • Icky: "You clearly sound like your not a fan of the guy yourself. So why arrest me?"
  • Mogo: "..... My duty is to uphold the law and the ones who make it. My career is not a place for opinions on bureucrates."
  • Iago: "But otherwise, you admit that you don't like Alan Baldwin Eagle?"
  • Mogo: Alchourse. But if you have ANY complaints for the guy, then taking it up with him is the right thing to do. Just... Don't get crazy with the complaints, he does not like being criticized by people like the loud-mouth. He'd throw you out before you even told him anything.
  • Icky: Oh, that bastard had BETTER listen for his own sake. If he throws us out, he'll never know the reason why we're here.
  • Thundera: And trust me, amigo, we didn't come all this way to see animal mierda being thrown at one of his ads. We came to look for the possability of her being back here.
  • Mogo: "Oh, he's PAINFULLY aware of her return since the newspaper arrived and warn us of current events. And luckly. (Sees City Hall). We're just about here."

City Hall.

  • The Group enter city hall and are surprised to see that it looks more like a forest then a building.
  • Icky: ".... Something tells me Jumanji has come to the Dragon Realms."
  • Thunderclap: "Ju-What-i?"
  • Icky: It's a movie. We have it on video, so we'll show it to you later. Right now, we need to warn Al of the upcoming threat so he can help us prepare. So, where is the guy?
  • Mogo: His office.

Alan Eagle's office.

  • The Group enters as a bald eagle with a toupee in a business outfit in a wooden desk was seen
  • Al: Mogo? Are these the jerkoffs who vandalized my ad?
  • Icky: Hey, pal, that's what you get for making horses the main method of transportation. That's technically asking for someone to wipe his s***-ified foot on one of your ads.
  • Iago: What Icky's trying to say is that it was an accident. But that's not why we came here.
  • Al: Changing the subject, huh? Ugh, fine!? What is it?!
  • Thundera: Well, we kinda need your help, mi amigo. Are you familiar with Kryptonia?
  • Al: Like a bad itch! And I am not happy that she has been out since the 2012 escape! Why?
  • Thundera: Well, we have concerns she may be hiding here to get closer to you.
  • Al:... You mean, you haven't yet recaptured her yet and.... And....... (Squawks in fear, and hides beneath his desk)... MOGO, HIDE ME, I DON'T WANNA BE SCRATCHED BADLY AGAIN!!!
  • Icky: Don't be such a chick, we're trying to help stop her. So if you don't wanna be in anymore deep s*** than what else was done to your ad, then you'll listen carefully. We need information of ANY and ALL old labs that you might've decommissioned to make sure Kryptonia isn't using them as her hideout.
  • Fidget: We'll try not to be THAT against your anti-science beliefs, unless of course it causes anymore trouble than what you reaped on Kryptonia's family.
  • Al: (Chuckles) I-I-I-I-I, I guess the whole ad thing was just a simple mistake I'm sure won't happen again. Of course I'll help you.
  • Thundera: Do you keep a catalog as to how many labs you shut down?
  • Al: "Are you kidding? The catalog's so big, it couldn't fit in a filing cabinet! And cause I included computers as a banned thing of (angerly) SCIENCE, (Calmly), I had to keep it in a desk."
  • Al opens up his desk and brings out a giant file holder with loads of papers.
  • Icky: "JESUS CHRIST?!"
  • Iago: "Yeesh! Am I safe to assume you made a lot of enemies during your escapades?"
  • Al: "Oh don't even get me started on that. Trust me, don't. You'll end up being here all day."
  • Trixie: We can't POSSIBLY check all these old labs in time to stop Kryptonia. We'd DEFINITELY be here all day. She'll have you turned into a terminally-ill mutant before we even found her hideout.
  • Al: SHE WANTS TO DO WHAT TO ME?!?
  • Thundera: Relax, pal, we're going to protect you. But you need to think about the consequences that such decisions like the banning of technology, like, for exsample, making enemies out of people like Kryptonia.
  • Iago: I don't think he ever will, Thundera. The guy thinks technology is against nature, so there's practically no convincing him out of it. We'll just have to accept it until it eventually goes too far.
  • Al: Believe me when I say that this city is fine as it is.
  • Icky: Tell that to all the citizens who are throwing poo at one of your ads. And the one hippo who's projectiling his own shit at them.
  • Al: UGH! TOO MUCH INFO!?
  • Gilda: Well, again, we can't check all these labs in time, so we're gonna have to take them for analysis.
  • Al: Actually, you can't. Those are my property. But I can make you a copy.
  • Iago: And how are you gonna do that? You probably banned copy machines like the rest.
  • Icky:... Did you ban typewriters?
  • Al: No, I haven't banned them. I had to make sure there was an efficient way of printing, and the typewriter, though it is technology, is still a 19th century item, so it was the best I could offer.
  • Fidget: Not sure if a typewriter is as fast as a copy machine, though.
  • Icky: How long will it take to copy with the typewriter?
  • Al: Oh... About 3 hours, give or take.
  • Icky:... Mother-hugger!
  • Thunderclap snarls!
  • Thunderclap: "(Jumps onto Alan's desk which intimidated the Govenor!) LISTEN HERE, YOU BEAKED OVER-FEATHERED ARCHAEOPTERYX?! WE NEED TO STOP THIS BAD FEMALE FROM TURNING PEOPLE INTO FREAKS LIKE HER?! AND US MAKING COPIES OF THAT MESS WOULD INTERFEAR WITH THAT?! SO YOU BETTER SURRENDER THAT NOW, BUDDY?!"
  • Al: "(Wimpfully screams)! Ya know, t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-that thing was always hugging space anyway! I barely have much of a use of it anyway! Just take it! I can always eventally make a replacement! Now please ask the nice anonamony incorrect dactyl to not kill me!"
  • Thunderclap: "(Picks up the catalog) Now that's, better."
  • Icky: "Aw gees Clap, in one hand, thank you, but at the other, you didn't have to rough the poor guy up!"
  • Thunderclap: "Well I had to do something before Kryptonia would've been able to strike by then."
  • Al: "..... Why did he had to be so, aggresive though?"
  • Trixie: "Well, you weren't exactly very peaceful to those that believe in science yourself, Alan."
  • Al: "In my defence, I am just being protective of nature and the evioment, and science seems to do nothing more then to harm it."
  • Icky: "Yeah, we can tell from even your own office alone that your a real nature boy."
  • Gilda: "I'm kinda curious. Outside of being a serious nature lover, why are you so hard at Science?"
  • Al: ".... Would you find me petty for saying, my feelings for science stem a more personal level then just thinking it's un-naterol? I've seen what science has done to the mortal community. And it has proven itself to be more corruptive then even darkspawnian black magic. Sure it does made nice things, but it has made PLENTLY of bad things as well! Most infamously, it has made war more dangerious, with, tanks, explosuives, nuclear weaponry, robotic soldiers, bio-engineered weaponised monsters, to name a few! It has also defied the will of nature in more ways then one! It brought forth hidious things that were NEVER meant to exist! Science has caused MORE WARS then it CLAIMED to aim to prevent! Half of my ansisters fought in the Grox War!? Barely no more then 2 came back with only minor injuries! And they seen some horrendus s*** those Grox were making with their science! Hell, as your very well aware, awhile back, you Lodgers dealt with one such of their despicable science projects! That once good solider Slimeballian turned crime boss."
  • Icky: "Oh yeah, that Slugbutt Mafia fiasco."
  • Al: "What I am doing, is more then to just protect the environment and because Kryptonia trumatised me to go to extremes..... I, am just making sure, this community, and had the High Council and that idiot Tricorn not had me blacklisted, the world, doesn't end up becoming as bad as the Grox."
  • Icky: ".... So, you picking on Xenon and the other science figures DID had something to do with a war. Except, this was a war you weren't even born yet to see. The Grox War was clearly long over by your time as mayor, mack! And on top of it, The Grox are only like that because of things greater than just because bad science. Hell, their science doesn't even have anything to do why they're like this. Even before they were borged out, they were always slightly-aggressive beings. It just simply gotten worse over the years of their evolution that now they're something even other infamously hostile races want to give those guys some space."
  • Trixie: "It's not that we don't understand WHY your doing this.... We just don't think it's nessersarly a better way to stop something that already is never going to happen."
  • Gilda: "The Dragon Realms already has tecknowagey up the wazoo, and not just because advancer worlds like Futurasia shared with us, but because we got people that offered great ideas. And so far, we're still a generally nice world. Now, I get it. Science isn't perfect, but that's because it is a byproduct of OUR own design. It's just part of OUR nature. Maybe it's not a DIRECT creation of nature, but it is a creation of something nature intended."
  • Al: "..... What're you people even saying?"
  • Icky: "You don't nessersarly have to embrace it, but hear us out at least: Science is not the evil here.... It's what the people behind it do with it. And while science is not a direct child of nature, it was something that was created by children of nature... So basically... Science is like the grandchild of nature. It's part of people's desire to make life better.... And cause of you being shown a very bad exsample from something you didn't even seen but only learned of, your fear of this world ending up being d***s with science like the Grox, drove you to take away something natoral to us! Yes, we get it. Science didn't exactly existed since the dawn of time, but it was something that things nature created, had created themselves. It varies whether people love science as a whole, or mostly because of the things it does right, but it's clear that the residents of Eagle City appresiated science for what it did right. Why? Because knowledge was a thing nature had in mind. And you pretty much are violating nature by trying to restrict knowledge's son, science."
  • Al: "Wha, I, wha..... Don't, try to confuse me with your weird High Council generated mumbo jumbo! Just take the catalog and resume your quest to seek out Kryptonia already!"
  • Icky: "Look, again, ya don't have to change your mind ever. Just be warned that eventually, your fear is gonna end up making yourself no less better than the Grox. Trust me. I've seen what happens to guys who let their fear of even almost justified reasons end up being worse than the things they were against ultimately lead to their downfall. Ya fail to reconsider now, ya might end up being with stuck with something that'll never let you experience happiness again."
  • The Group leaves.
  • Al had a mixture of being insulted, confused, and fearful at the same time.

Meanwhile, at a sight of an abandoned Grox Lab in the desert.

  • Spyro and Cynder arrived.
  • Cynder: "..... This place is so un-nerving."
  • Spyro: "Well, it is something that originally belonged to the Grox, so it makes sense."
  • Tri-Corn and some millaterry soldiers arrived.
  • Tri-Corn: "Are you two sure you want to investigate that place? We still haven't exactly got all that toxic Grox air out. We still have to wear protection suits to even only be in there for a whole minute."
  • Cynder: "Trust me, it's so we can see if Kryptonia's hiding in there to take advantage of forsakened Grox tec."
  • Tri-Corn: ".... Good point, but how would Kryptonia be able to go inside and-"
  • Cynder: "She is a master genecticist, so it's possable she would make herself immune to the Grox's natural atmospherics."
  • Tricorn: Regardless, you all still need to wear hazmat suits. They were able to design some for all races, including dragons. (Takes some out) So remember, you can only be in there for only a minute. These suits can protect you from the toxicity, but it can't protect you from other requirements for the Grox's nature.
  • Cynder: Like what?
  • Tricorn: Even if I had fought against them, I never found out about Grox biology. Not only is asking them personally an insult to them for some unexplained reason, but again, our atmosphere is poisonous to them, and their bodies decompose rather quickly. No such dissection has ever been achieved. The only ones who have ever done that might be themselves, but they'll never share any of that crap without getting pissed off. In short, we don't know what else they need to survive, but just expect it's effects.
  • Spyro:... What exactly... ARE the effects?
  • Tricorn: Oh... Nausea, puking blood-filled vomit, a drop in air pressure, and give or take some electromagnetic burns to the skin.
  • Cynder: (Shivers) And you're sure that we haven't developed hazmat suits for Grox atmospherics?
  • Tricorn: We can only do that if we had more knowledge on it. And again, the Grox refuse to share that information with us. So we're probably doomed to never find out. So put the suits on and get this over with.
  • Spyro: (They put the suits on)... I think these suits might be a little sweaty for us.
  • Tri-corn: "Trust me, those sweaty suits we'll save you two from dying right away, but you still have to be VERY quick. Even with protection, it's not exactly safe to venture in there for long."
  • Cynder: If you say so. Come on, Spyro. (The two entered the toxic labs, and went down a long hallway with their timers set to 0:58)...
  • Spyro: Okay, the fastest way to get through here is to fly. (They did that as they searched the entire lab, rummaging around the labs as their timers ticked, and once it reached 0:02, they finally got out, and took their masks off)...
  • Tricorn: Find anything?
  • Spyro: No. That lab is as empty as shade. Kryptonia isn't there.
  • Tricorn:... Are you going to check EVERY abandoned Grox Lab?
  • Cynder: I'd be lying if I said no. But we can't waste time going lab to lab searching. We need to find some clues.
  • Spyro:... Say, Tricorn? Do you remember the extermination camp you used to try and kill Tiki?
  • Tricorn: Oh, PLEASE don't remind me of my Glitch-Corn moments.
  • Spyro: How exactly did you learn about it?
  • Tricorn: Well, I was actually a prisoner of war once and the Grox tried to execute me there until reinforcements rescued me. I didn't find it again until 6 months after I became a cyborg. I named it a good place for me to kill monsters, and even the Monster Hunting Brigade saw it as a useful place. But since the Brigade disbanded, we've had that extermination camp torn down. We made sure to remove any incriminating things from it.
  • Cynder: Was there anything missing?
  • Tricorn:... Now that you mention it, when I was there as a prisoner of war, I took a brief peek at one of their intelligence rooms, and saw some useful stuff. When I was fighting my way out, I took a brief visit, and found a map of all the fortresses, labs, extermination camps, and so on that the Grox built during the war.
  • Spyro:... So do you have that map?
  • Tricorn: Oh, there were about a dozen copies of it. Unfortunately, most of them were left scorched, and only two were left. When I came there following my incident, I found that one was missing.
  • Spyro:... Missing? Then that must mean that Kryptonia took it.
  • Cynder: She must be using that map for something. But if she was smart, she'd know not to build her hideout in an abandoned Grox fortification when there's another one who owns the last copy.
  • Spyro: Then that must mean that she DIDN'T build her hideout in a Grox fortification.
  • Tricorn: But... Why would she have taken it in the first place? Surely she would've known that all the Grox buildings would be inspected for incriminating things like the map.
  • Spyro: Perhaps it was not for building a hideout. Maybe it was for something else.
  • Cynder: Like what?
  • Spyro: Maybe for a backup hideout, or some extra cloning centers to create more clones.
  • Tricorn: Well, so far, we've checked about 500 Grox buildings, and so far, nothing peculiar was found.
  • Spyro: Perhaps the atmospherics only offered a limited time of searching, so there was no time to notice any hidden elements. I don't know about you, but if these forts are carrying any backup cloning centers, then I can't even begin to theorize what Kryptonia's planning to do with them as soon as she finalizes her plan. Tricorn, do you mind if we borrow your map?
  • Tricorn: Okay, but be warned that it is government property and the High Council and Galactic Federation ordered that it be hidden at all times.
  • Spyro: Understood. Let's go.

Meanwhile again, the Sewers.

  • Po and the Five are seen investigating it.
  • Po: "PU!? Why did we have to check the sewers!?"
  • Mantis: "Because Shen figured that sewers housing mad geniuses tend to breed guards protecting the lab. If we locate the guards, we can find clues on where the lab is."
  • Viper: "But didn't Shen said that Kryptonia didn't smelled like a sewer?"
  • Tigress: "That doesn't mean he completely dismissed it. He throeised Kryptonia could've had a lab that was isloated from the stink of the sewers, with an alternate exit, and had a speical sterilization system that cleans off the smell of the sewer. Ya know, like the one the Hero Hive has in the Alternate UUniverses? Possability along with a very powerful shower system."
  • Crane: "Mutants hiding in the sewers..... How cliché."
  • Monkey: "What do you mean?"
  • Crane: Well, we've seen it many times. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Spider-Man, Futuruma, and a few others. But we can't be sure she's down here until we've searched entirely.
  • Po:... I'm not exactly sure if we can do this in time. The sewers are HUGE, you know, and it could take us hours to get through them completely. We'd be coming out smelling worse than poo water by the time we're finished.
  • Monkey: He's not wrong.
  • Tigress: But we gotta try. The maintenance workers have already brought us a map of the ENTIRE sewer system. And I've already highlighted several spots where Kryptonia could be hiding. (Takes out the map) They warned me that the sewer systems can be dangerous since water can be pretty much everywhere and travelling at fast speeds. It's very easy to die down here, so no splitting up. We just need to go to the highlighted areas.
  • Viper: Sounds easy enough.
  • Mantis: "I just hope a bad smell is the only problem we're gonna get here."
  • Unknown to them, A figure was swimming in the water.
  • Clanking was heard.
  • Po: "What was that!?"
  • Crane: "That's likely the pipes, Po. They tend to be noisy."
  • Viper: "Then why do they sound like they're getting louder?"
  • The Group stopped and looked around.
  • Suddenly, omnimous, mishapen figures slowly began to approuch and surround the group.
  • They were reveiled to be scraply made robots.
  • Mantis: "Ok, question.... What're a collection of Junkyard rejects doing in a sewer?"
  • Viper: "I don't think they'll be nice enough to explain."
  • The Scrap Bots aimed their weapons at the group.
  • Crane: "Good observation, Viper."
  • The Group prepared to fight.
  • ???: "Well, well, well."
  • The swimming figure swam around the group, as it reveiled to be a huge albino allagator wearing a ripped and shredded lab coat wearing tecno goggles that can add more lenses for exsamination.
  • The Allagator: "Look who has the nerve to come into my domain."
  • Tigress: "Dr. Alfonso Albino."
  • Mantis: "So that's where you went all this time!"
  • Crane: "Is it safe to assume these freaky scrappers belong to you by any means?"
  • Dr. Albino: "Well, thanks to you misfits destroying my orginal lab back in 2012, I was forced to hide in these disgusting sewers and make use of unpleasent reshorces here. It was NOT easy making a new lab from scratch in one of the most disgusting areas in socity. I hid out here to eventally build a new army where I can establish new vengence onto both you AND the basturd who dare stole my ideas and got me removed from Reptilion Futures Inc!"
  • Viper: "If it's any consulation, he was eventally discovered for his dishonesty and fired."
  • Dr. Albino: "But it was 20 weeks too late! I still have lost my home and family to a devorce already by then! I wanted to get even! That's all!"
  • Po: "Well excuse us for not being big fans of you doing that by turning the whole world into Albinos."
  • Dr. Albino: "Hey, I'm mad at all of socity as well for encouraging that basturd Nathanial's behavior for 20 weeks! Give me some slack on that! Well now you came into my hide-out and came to come after me! After all these years...."
  • Monkey: "Actselly.... First of all, we're looking for a pink lizard who could be hiding in the sewers as well. Secondly, you showed yourself to use with those walking trash collections at us."
  • Dr. Albino: "Wait.... Pink Lizard? I think I would've remembered seeing something like that. I upgraded my nose to rekindise any new smell that enters the sewers. I would've discovered this "Pink Lizard" by now. And even then, my robots are mapped to find any nook and cranny in the sewers. So nothing EVER escapes my knowledge!"
  • Po: "So that means she's not here. Typical. And we have to take a major bath for nothing."
  • Mantis: "Well, at least we won't go back empty handed. We may as well capture Dr. Albino while we're here. Your kinda due a nice long stay behind bars for that plan of yours in 2012, and for avoiding arrest."
  • Dr. Albino: "My robots will say and do otherwise! Robots?!"
  • The Scrap Bots surrounded the group as their guns charged up!
  • Crane: "Are you sure you really wanna risk a fight here? Cause it's only a matter of time before a new surge of flushed toilet contents starts flooding the place and-"
  • Dr. Albino: Don't you scare me into retreating. This is an area where no such possibility can- (A flush and a relaxing sigh was heard, and the water was heard flowing)... Then again.... I can't really say I am always 100% right.
  • Po: See you later, alligator. (They all retreated upward as water started pouring in)
  • Dr. Albino: (As the water charged toward him)... Oh, poopie! (He and the robots gets hit as he is dragged down the passageway as the Lodgers see this all from above)
  • Mantis: I am SO glad that this tunnel was here, otherwise we'd have to boil more than just our clothes.
  • Po: How long is this surge supposed to last?
  • Tigress: Oh... About 2 minutes.
  • Monkey: Good, because if it were longer, the water would've torn Albino's body apart like plastic.

Later...

  • Dr. Albino: (He was seen at the surface getting cuffed by Officer Axle)
  • Axle: You're going to need a LOOOOONG shower when you hit the slammer, Albino. Because being in the sewers since 2012 is EXTREMELY unhygienic and gross. You smell like a dead animal laying in it's own waste for weeks.
  • Dr. Albino: Oh, how funny. It's quite appearent your sense of dry insultituitive humor hasn't changed much since then.
  • Axle: "Some things change, others just don't."

Meanwhile.

  • The Ocean floor was seen as the Van and the Nine's ship was seen traveling in see.
  • Skipper: "Skipper's log: Still no trace of a mysterious undersea lab guarded by Xenons."
  • Mr. Dodo: "You don't need to say Skipper's log for every 5 minutes we're down here, Skipper. Otherwise, you'll used up all the tape in that tape."
  • Skipper: I bought this tape, so I do what I want with it. Deal with it. Now shut up and focus on the water.
  • Sandy: Sure is nice down here, though. I've seen some beautiful reefs back in Bikini Bottom, but ever since that Amazing Nine adventure, I forgotten how beautiful other-worldly oceans can be.
  • SpongeBob: Oh, we go underwater plenty of times. We've practically gotten used to this.
  • Sandy: Yeah, when you live underwater for a countless number of years, you definitely tend to get used to it.
  • Skipper: Stop admiring the fauna and get back to looking for Xenons.
  • Private: Skipper, we've been searching for over half an hour. We haven't seen ANY trace of Xenon clones.
  • Skipper: The ocean is a big place, Private, stop giving excuses, (Slaps Private repeatedly) AND GIVE ME RESULTS!!
  • Mad Hatter: Actually, the cute penguin makes a good point. If we don't find Xenon clones here, we might never will find any.
  • (Super Lion): This is the Nonacar to the Flying Van, find anything?
  • Mr. Dodo: Afraid not. Nothing but coral, fish, and bubbles down here. No sign of any lizard freaks. How about you?
  • Super Lion: Nothing either. And some of the Amazing Nine are just admiring the scenery down here trying to search for Xenon clones.
  • Skipper:... How about... We check your underwater base... Or at least what's left of it... For any clues?
  • Super Lion: Eh, I don't know if we can find much there. The Xenons that destroyed it weren't exactly working for Kryptonia.
  • Skipper: We have to at least try. Do you know where we can find it?
  • Super Lion: I suppose so. Let's go. (They all continued going through the water until they found the Amazing Nine's destroyed base)
  • March Hare: Wow! Your base got trashed.
  • Vapor Wolf: You're telling me, man! They came out of nowhere and one actually harmonized so loudly, it cracked the glass and flooded the entire place.
  • Lady Vanished: That's not what happened, stupid!
  • Vapor Wolf: Wouldn't it be awesome if it did?
  • Lady Vanished:... No. This is no time for jokes, we need to get out there and inspect the wreckage.
  • Skipper: Alright, men, Missing Link, Gloria, SpongeBob's group, let's go check the place out.

Underwater ruins of the Nine Base.

  • The Group entered the area.
  • Jeeves 2.9. was seen trapped in an anti-water sheild suspended in mid-water.
  • Jeeves: "..... I really need to ask for that water proof upgrade."
  • Units Omega and Alpha are seen in simular bubbles.
  • Omega: "No kidding."
  • Alpha: "Honestly, this sort've thing never happens with Gloom."
  • Spongebob: "Jeeves, Omega and Alpha! Are you guys ok?"
  • Jeeves: "Other then surprised that the "supposedly" secret underwater base of the Amazing Nine has been attacked by an army of mutant lizards, we're quite allright."
  • Spongebob: "Did you guys hear anything about what the Xenon lizards said about their leader Kryptonia?"
  • Jeeves: "Depends. Is the whole thing about her planning Bio-Terrorisum still relevent? Cause I got new reports in my internet connected brain that the Kryptonia who caused this was a fake and the real one has a different and currently ambigious plan."
  • Alpha: "Honestly, where was this Kryptonia when Gloom was recruiting super-villains into his plan? She and those lizards could've been a magnifisent aide."
  • Squidward: "Your still loyal to the guy who basicly dumped you?"
  • Alpha: "Loyalty program."
  • Skipper: ("Obviously!")
  • Sandy: We came here to inspect the ruins for anything suspicious. Is there anything you caught on tape or got in image of or something?
  • Jeeves: Afraid not, all that was destroyed during the invasion. Though not by the Xenon clones, but possibly due to the water. There's no possibility that... (Kowalski swam and found the tapes)... Well, that's convenient.
  • Omega: Why aren't they talking?
  • Squidward: Can't do it underwater like we can.
  • Patrick: I'm pretty sure I heard them-
  • Squidward: That whole thing of saying a few lines and noises when underwater isn't even worth questioning. Now let's get back to the van with the tape.
  • Patrick: What about these guys?
  • Squidward: And bring Alpha, Omega, and Jeeves along for the ride, because why the f*Blub* not- (Was stumped)
  • Sandy:... Hmm, nice censor right there. Seems to fit.
  • Squidward: Let's just get in the f*Gurgle*ing van!

Shell Lodge Van

  • Squidward: (They all got back into the van)... Finally, back in the f***ing van... And back to regular censors.
  • Kowalski: Good thing we installed an airlock for things like this.
  • Mr. Dodo: So, what did you guys pick up?
  • Skipper: A video tape that might give details on what occurred during the attack. It might give some clues as to what Kryptonia's REALLY planning, because hey, the clones that attacked them were retarded.
  • (Gadgetia): Well, that's kind of a harsh statement, they just had baby personalities.
  • Skipper: That still makes them retarded.
  • Super Lion:... Let's just get back to the Temple so we can dry off this tape. (They reached the surface)

The Dragon Temple.

  • Xenon was nerviously pacing around. The shearch teams but the Digi kids returned.
  • Lord Shen came in.
  • Lord Shen: "Report?"
  • Icky: "We scored a catalog of alot of abandoned labs Kryptonia could be hiding in now."
  • Spyro: "We tecnecally didn't found much, but it's not yet safe to rule out the Grox Labs yet. We got a map for all of them should the Eagle City labs turn up nothing."
  • Po: "It's safe to say that Kryptonia's not using the sewers. The only other mad genius was Dr. Albino."
  • Skipper: "It's safe to conlude that there's no new underwater base, but we recovered a video that could help expose which lair we are looking for."
  • Lord Shen: "Good job, and.... (Notices the Digi Kids are still gone).... Where's the Digimon Children?"
  • Icky: "Oh, I called them up, and they said they're caught in a line over something they're suspitious about. A brand new toy sensation called Mist Guns made by a new group called "Toys from the Krypt"."
  • Xenon: ""Toys from the Krypt?" Are they related to the defunted Crypt Toys? I used to love that place growing up."
  • Icky: "More then related. It was reinvented from that old halloween exslusive toy company."
  • Xenon: "Ahh, I remembered them well. They were known for trying to turn Halloween into a spookier christmas.... But sadly, it didn't survived the test of time."
  • Squidward: "Let me guess.... It was ultamately a stupid idea for them to only release toys for a certain holiday that takes DAYS to turn up?"
  • Xenon: Exactly. But now I see that it found a greater purpose. It's actually making... 'Mist Guns'.... What's that?

One Viewing of a Commercial on the Internet later...

  • Xenon:... That's... Actually a clever product.
  • Icky: Yeah. But... Why would the Digidestined be suspicious with them?
  • Lord Shen: Duh, because Kryptonia might use them for her plans. For all we know, she could be trying to take control of that toy company, and using those toys to spread her silly serum.
  • Shifu: Then we need to wait for the Digidestined to come back with those guns.
  • Melman: How long will that take?
  • Shifu: Oh... About 20 minutes give or take. They're caught in a very long line for an extremely popular product after all.
  • Alex:... Mother-hugger!

Chapter 2: Further Investigation/The Mist Guns' Millionth Sale

20 minutes later, back at the mall

  • The Digi Kids were finally next in line as they entered the store.
  • Tai: "All right, let's fine those Mist Guns."
  • Izzy: "Well that won't exactly be the pinitcle of hardness since there's an entire isle dedicated to them."
  • Izzy points to an isle with over-glorifived advertisements for the Mist Guns.
  • Mimi: "Ohhhh, and there's still some left."
  • Tai: "Wow, when those guys said they were selling like hot cakes, they weren't kidding."
  • Joe: Let's just get them. (They took some, and quickly paid for it)
  • Clerk: Have fun with those things, kids. My kids have loved them just as much as you will.
  • Girl Sora: We'll be the judge of that, thank you. Let's go, guys. (They left as they got out of the mall)
  • T.K: Yaaaay! We got the mist guns!
  • Girl Sora: Yeah, but we still need to bring them to the Lodgers.
  • T.K: Are we still going to play- I mean, test them out?
  • Girl Sora: If playing with them is the best way to do that, then yes.
  • T.K: Yaaaay!!
  • Matt: T.K., for a character who's currently older, you sure do act like a child.
  • T.K: What can I say, being in this younger body has started to take it's effect on me.
  • Tai:... Why exactly couldn't the producer make us appear in older bodies?
  • Izzy: Well, he was more of a fan of our original show. The following Digimon shows felt sort've.... Weird to him. But we'll talk about that some other time. Right now, we need to see if these guns are what they say they are.

Dragon Guardian Temple.

  • The Digi Kids arrived.
  • Lord Shen: "Are THOSE the concerning toys in Question?"
  • Tai: "Yeah pretty much. We even tested them on the way here. And so far, it just had a nice aroma and somehow feels wet."
  • Lord Shen: ".... Well, I suppose for now it seems the toys are just a victim of coming out in a bad time, but I won't rule them out yet. Take them to the lab for Dr. Cockarouch and Xenon to exsamine and let's hope these are just innosent toys."
  • Joe: "I see no problem in being safe then sorry."
  • The Digi Kids went to do just that.

Communication room.

  • Sandy: "Ok, Alpha Team, any new updates in the Eagle City lab scearches?"
  • Skipper (On screen with the other penguins): Well, I must say, there are indeed a LOT of labs that the technophobe decommissioned.
  • Kowalski: (Does work on an abacus)... 656 to be exact. Apparently, the city was one that was hoping to modernize immediately until Alan came into office.
  • Sandy: Anything about what specific labs need to be looked over?
  • Kowalski: There's so many of them, I hardly know where to begin! These labs are not very explained, and don't give that much information. We need to find some clues on them, otherwise we'll be stuck going door to door searching for wherever Kryptonia may be hiding.
  • Sandy: "You mean you guys haven't tried the internet?"
  • Kowalski:... Well... I guess that's a smarter idea. I wonder why I didn't think of that.
  • Skipper: Yeah, you're not that much of a genius. Sometimes you can read, sometimes you can't.
  • Kowalski: Blame discontinuity for that, Skipper. Again, movies and TV shows like ours try to stay as non-canon on each other as possible. Truth is, I learned to read when we became members of the Lodge. So I can certainly read this perfectly. (Takes out a laptop) Now let's get Internet-surfing.
  • Sandy: "Ok, type in "Blake and Dinese Hoskins", that might narrow it down abit." (They did that as they looked up their old lab)...
  • Kowalski: Decommissioned in 2006, incident with Xenon and Kryptonia... Doesn't seem to be much info there. But it does say where it's located. We can take a quick look there.
  • Skipper: I don't know if there'll be anything to see there. Those KGB jerks had to have confiscated EVERYTHING there.
  • Sandy: Yeah, I'm with him, there might be nothing left there.
  • Skipper: "Or it could end up being reinvented into something else."
  • Kowalski: Actually... It's still abandoned. Apparently, there was an accident there that left too much damage to fix it. There's a big hole in it's left side. Maybe there's a chance there MIGHT be something there after all.
  • Skipper:... Well, then I suppose we'll have to go inspect the place.
  • Kowalski: Actually, I don't think it'll be that easy getting in there. You see, Alan claimed it as government property, and entry is forbidden.
  • Skipper: Such a thing didn't stop me since I single-handedly walked into Varosha, Famagusta back in 1996. Every single Turkish gunner couldn't even fire a single bullet in my body. I came out with what I needed with only a few scratches.
  • Sandy: "There's still the matter of security cameras, Skipper."
  • Skipper: I knocked out all surveillance. Without that, nobody's going to believe that a penguin waddled into a government-owned ghost town and dodged 95% of the bullets that were fired. Bottom line, even things like that can't stop us as long as they know we're licensed heroes. We're going there right now. Operation: Penguin Espionage is a go!
  • Sandy: "Very well. Over and out. Now to check up on Bravo Team on the Grox labs."
  • Sandy changed the screen and tries to pick up the team entrusted for the Grox Labs. She eventally gets Spyro and some other Lougers.
  • Sandy: "This is Sandy to Bravo Team. Any new updates on the Grox Labs?"
  • Spyro: Well, so far, nothing interesting has turned up in ANY of the major Grox labs we've highlighted on the map. Either we're wasting our time, or Kryptonia's VERY good at hiding whatever might be in here. Can't look that much with only a limited time since these hazmat suits can only allow us 1 minute inside the Grox's natural atmosphere.
  • Sandy: Aw, nuts, I was afraid of that. Well... Hmm... What about the Spybug? That thing shouldn't be hard to navigate through these labs.
  • Cynder:... That's not a bad idea. I'll get Kowalski and get the bug started-
  • Sandy: Actually, those guys are occupied. They're checking out Blake's old lab building where he became Xenon for any clues.
  • Spyro:... Then... Who's gonna run the Spybug?
  • Sandy: I can do it. As soon as I'm done checking up on all teams, then I'll put someone else in charge. Probably Sam and Max.
  • Spyro: Alright. We'll be right there to meet up so we can use the Spybug. Saves us a lot of work.
  • Sandy: Sandy out. (She hangs up and leaves)

In another room...

  • Brandy: Ewwwww! (The tape was seen filled with muck and scum, and then a tiny crab came out)
  • Tiny Crab: HELLO!! (They all screamed in surprise) Anybody got any good b****** **** ****** *** pinch?
  • Brandy: OH, HELL NO!
  • Super Lion: I got it. (Picks up the crab and throws him out the window as he flies through the air)
  • Tiny Crab: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- (He falls back into the ocean)
  • Brandy: Thank you! Who knew crabs could be such perverts? (Sandy arrives)
  • Sandy: Hey, Charlie Team.
  • Mr. Whiskers: Who's Charlie?
  • Brandy: Whiskers, she didn't mean it like that!
  • Sandy: Brandy, we don't need any of that, thank you! Anyway, how's treating that there tape?
  • Tulio: Well, the Lion of Steel here says it's not coming in that easily. The inside was covered in muck, and a lot of little icky crabs were in there.
  • Sandy: But you still got the dang thing cleaned up, right?
  • Tulio: Muck and scum is a hard thing to remove, especially for video tapes. Surely as a diver, you should know that.
  • Sandy: Yeah, yeah, I know that. What about the tapes in it, are they in tact?
  • Sam: Looks that way. But we can't know for sure it'll play until we can assume it's COMPLETELY clean and sterilized.
  • Suddenly, a big crab came out of the tape, surprising everyone!
  • Crab: "..... Hey, what're you people doing to my new house?"
  • Iron:... You actually made this video tape your house... In less than a day?
  • Crab: Yeah, I mean, I have a family. Speaking of which, where is my teenage son, Dirk? (They realized that.)
  • Wise Guy Jackal:... Was this kid of yours... Perverted?
  • Crab: Oh, very unbelievably.
  • Super Lion:... Oh, crap!

One explanation and an outburst later...

  • Crab: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU THREW HIM BACK TO THE SEA?!?
  • Super Lion: I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS A TEENAGER!!! YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO REMOVE OUR SHOES AND PINCH SO MANY TOES BECAUSE OF AN ACCIDENT!!!
  • Crab: I'M MAD BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE YOU THREW HIM!!! HE COULD DIE OF STARVATION BY THE TIME YOU FIND HI- (Super Lion flies off at super-speed, and after a few seconds, he comes back with a pinched finger and an angry Dirk)
  • Dirk: YOU F**** *** ***** **** **** *******, WHO THE F*** DO YOU F****** THINK YOU F****** ARE, YOU F*****?!?
  • Crab:... Well, that happened.
  • Super Lion: (Putting his hand in an ice pack) You're welcome! Ow!
  • Sandy: (With a toe in an ice pack) Now why the hell don't you apologize to the lot of us for your temper tantrum and painful pinches?
  • Brandy: (Also with an ice pack on her toe, sighs) It's that snail incident all over again. Luckily, this bastard doesn't have any slime to- (She gets splatted on with muck)... (She screams and runs off, going 'Ow' each time she steps on her bad foot)
  • Sam:... Look, sir, we're sorry if we caused you any harm, it's just that we need this video tape for something important.
  • Crab: Important how?
  • Ed Otter: (As Brandy was seen outside splashing and repeatedly saying 'Gross, gross, gross, gross, gross!') Well, supervillain problems. We figured that this tape will give us clues as to where she might be hiding.
  • Crab:... Oh, well, why didn't you just say so?
  • Sandy: Well, we would have, until you RENDERED US TO WALK FUNNY FOR HOURS!!!
  • Crab: I'm sorry, okay? We'd be glad to leave and find a new home. It's just... You kinda took us away from the ocean, and that's where we need to live.
  • Super Lion: Not a problem. I can just throw your family like I did before.
  • Crab: "Uh, no need to be like THAT! Just, take us to the crab side of the ocean and we'll be fine from there. Just look for a rock formation that looks like a crab claw, it's hard to miss."
  • Wise Guy Jackal: I say we throw them in that direction, then!
  • Lola: Seriously not helping, Wise Guy!
  • Mr. Whiskers: I can see why that's in your name.
  • Super Lion: I'll deal with this. (Takes the crab family and flies off at top speed, and comes back in a few seconds)... There we go.
  • Sandy:... Yeesh, this is going to be a pain when I'm operating that Spybug to go into those Grox labs.
  • Brandy: (Comes back in spitting) Yeah, no s***! I say good riddance to them. The next time some dumb perverted b***-gr*****s want to solicit themselves for sex, AND throw muck into my face, I am going to rip off their c***, and shove it up their- (Iron throws muck in her face again)... AAAAHHHH!! (Goes back outside and splashes going 'Gross, gross, gross, gross, gross!')
  • Iron: Yeesh, is she ALWAYS like that?
  • Mr. Whiskers: Don't take it personally, that's how she treats everyone. She may be mean, but she's got a good heart. But quite frankly, after all the things she's done to me, I'd say she deserved that.
  • Super Lion: People, let's just get back to cleaning up this tape. We have a villain to stop, you know.
  • Vapor Wolf: Yeah, man! Nobody blows up our base, that's whack! You mess with our base, we punch you in the face!
  • Sam: We can do without the Iron-Will-style threats, thank you. Super Lion, you've got super-speed, so can you clean this thing in like a second?
  • Super Lion:... You know, you're right. (Does it all in 5 seconds)... Well, I've done all I can do. I've got just about all I can clean.
  • Lola: (Sees that there are small hard spots)... It's still filthy.
  • Super Lion: Those were hard to get off.
  • Sam: Well, this tape is not going to work until those spots are cleaned off.
  • Max: I know, let's get Merlin to magically clean this up.
  • Sandy: He's too busy getting the High Council prepared just in case we fail to stop whatever Kryptonia's going to do. (Gets up and groans in pain when getting up on her bad foot)... Thankfully, SpongeBob, for some reason, kept his mega-cleaning doohickey he used to accidentally destroy the Krusty Krab to clean up a hard spot, and I was able to do him a favor and make sure it was improved.
  • Sam:... You sure that thing can do the trick?
  • Sandy: I don't know, I never tested it. You'll have to figure it out. I need to get the Spybug ready. Good luck. (Walks off) Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow... (She leaves)
  • Sam:... Well, I guess we can try it.

A lab in Eagle City.

  • Some Soldiers patrol around the area.
  • A Fennec fox general was seen.
  • Fennec fox general: "Men, The governor's orders are absolute. Nothing is to get inside that lab. Not, a damn thing."
  • Soldiers: "SIR!"
  • A LT came up to the general: "General Midget, new updates from the office, he-"
  • The Soldiers started to laugh uncontrolabley!
  • General Midget (The Fennec Fox): "........ Oh now look what you did, Second Class-LT Timber. We talked about this, you need to call me General Fennex."
  • Lt. Timber: Sorry, sir.
  • General Fennex: Yeah, you'd better recognize next time. Now what is it?
  • Lt. Timber: There's new updates from the office. It seems there's some visitors that are asking for some entry to this place.
  • General Fennex:... But why?
  • Lt. Timber: They appear to be licensed heroes. The Shell Lodge Squad, to be exact.
  • General Fennex: Oh, well, why didn't you just say so? Let's prepare the gate to let them in. (The Penguins and other Lodgers came, but suddenly soldiers intervined as the gate reclosed.)
  • Skipper: HEY!! LET US IN, THIS IS OFFICIAL SHELL LODGER BUSINESS!! (Some guns were pointed at them as all of them cocked spontaneously)... Well this is an interesting and oddly intimidating welcoming commtity.
  • Private: AAA-HAAH!!!
  • General Fennex: NO, YOU IDIOTS, DON'T SHOOT!! THOSE ARE THE LOUGERS YOU MORONS!? THEY ARE GIVEN PERMISSION BY GOVERNOR ALAN!! (Everything paused until the troops put away their guns and opened the gate to let the Lodgers in)
  • Skipper: Yeah, you'd BETTER open the damn gate. You don't f*** around with the Shell Lodgers! Assholes!
  • General Fennex: Mr. Skipper, I would rather you don't use that tone of voice here. Military elites have standards, you know.
  • Skipper: 86 the Military Standard 101 talk, Fennex, we need to inspect the building.
  • General Fennex: Very well, but whatever sensitive things you see in there, remember, (Waves his arms around) You didn't see anything! (The Lodgers were surprised)
  • Skipper:... Yeah, he's from my world. We fought in the Second Congo War together. I saved him from dying of the West Nile virus after so many injuries in battle. He sorta picked up a thing or two when we fought. But Manfredi and Johnson did most of the carrying across the Sahara for the cure.
  • General Fennex: Those were dark times indeed. But enough about us, if this is supposed to be important to you, then we must go through with it ASAP.
  • Kolwalski: "We're inpsecting this place in case Kryptonia is still secretly using it. Before you predictably scoff at it, remember that she's a xenon lizard capable of invisability and could've made a secret lab within the broken place."
  • General Fennex: "I may take pride in my millaterry prowess, but let me assure you, I am NOT an overcompident jerk about it. And I'm certainly not like that idiot general from the Aliens Reserection movie. MAN, that movie was DUMB!"
  • Kolwalski: "Oh don't even get me STARTED on the MANY MISTAKES they made!?"
  • General Fennex: "But to be serious here, it's pretty much why there's more soldiers here than earlier. It's also why I'm here now. To test out that theory some of your friends came about earlier said about her coming back here. Trust me that so far, ever since the Alister Beaksworth accsident, this lab ain't even a use to a GHOST of a mad sciencetist! A hole as big as THAT, (Points to it), does NOT garrintie privatcy!"
  • Private: "Then.... That would mean she would know better then to come back here."
  • Kolwalski: "Yeah, we heard alot once or twice about Alister being here. How can that be when he was borned in Dragon Realms Brisbane, Australia?"
  • General Fennex: "He did. He just moved here in Eagle City to establish a new Cybercon Lab. And thanks to his wide-spred celeberty status, he wasn't harrassed AS badly from the Govenor back when he was mayor."
  • Kolwalski: "That was mainly because there was no more KGB. Kryptonia pretty much anniliated them."
  • General Fennex: "(Sigh), Damn shame too. Those people were just following orders of an obvious corrupt fool. I didn't like the organisation as a whole, but the people inside... They didn't deserve it. Xenon I can forgive cause he was provoked cause he clearly wanted to cure himself, but Kryptonia... She just did it out of payback. I used to be one of the leaders of that organisation. By all means, I didn't supported what Alan was doing, no one there was, not even claimed "Loyalists"!.... We were just being good enforcers and taking orders. It wasn't really anything personal to people like Blake."
  • Private: "So, other then just being good soldiers, you guys don't really like Alan?"
  • General Fennex: "EXACLY! Did you even see what he makes us ride? (Points to the millaterrtised carrages) EVEN THE MILLATERRY GOT PUSHED BACK INTO THE FREAKING 19TH CENTAURY BECAUSE HE TOOK THAT BITCH'S THREAT TOO SERIOUSLY?! Doesn't he realise he's just gonna motivate Kryptonia to go into further extremes to stop his crap?!"
  • Skipper: Well, the guy thinks that guns and bombs destroy the environment. Trust me when I say nuclear weapons are the reason why people in real life fear another war.
  • General Fennex: "Well bombs, and even nukes, I would understand, but HOW THE HELL DOES THINGS LIKE A SEMI-AUTOMATIC HAND GUN FOR AN EXSAMPLE, HURT THE EVIOMENT?!"
  • Kolwalski: "Well guns are made from factories, and factories have a considerably bad reputation with environmentalists because of smoke stacks."
  • Private: Wait, if you guys don't even have normal millaterry weapons then.... Then what guns were those troops up there using?
  • Fennex: 19th Century guns. As in ones that use primitive ammo like gunpowder. MAN, these things are prehistoric as all f***! These things belong in a history museum, not a modern day millaterry arnsenal.
  • Skipper: Anyway, let's roll. (Fennex escorted them into the building)

The lab.

  • The Group traveled into the place.
  • Pivate: "My goodness, this place is disturbingly neglected."
  • General Fennex: "That normally tends to happen to abandoned buildings... They don't tend to have the luxery of having some house cleaning going down every now and again."
  • Kolwalski: "(Looks at some outdated computers covered in spider webs, some even damaged and broken.) Alas, poor marvels of early Apple software.... You deserved better then this."
  • Private: ".... Is it possible for those old computers to still work?"
  • General Fennex: I doubt it. They've been abandoned for years. It's insides have probably collected too many dust for them to work.
  • Rico:... Hmm... (He hacks out a vacuum cleaner as Fennex was disturbed by how it went out, and Rico put the tube on the inner computer, started it, and so much dust was quickly getting sucked inside, as the computer then appeared clean, and then Rico pressed the on button as it turned on)
  • Skipper:... Wow, Rico, I'm impressed.
  • Rico: Eh, it was nothing!
  • General Fennex: Okay, how the flying f*** could he store that vacuum cleaner in his gullet?!? It's way bigger than he-
  • Kowalski: I stopped asking that question years ago. Just roll with it. The guy can keep a freaking nuke inside his stomach.
  • General Fennex:... I think I'm gonna be sick.
  • Kowalski: (Starts operating the computer, and gets on the user through primitive commands)... Oh, wonderful, the computer uses a dial-up Internet router. God, I cannot even begin to remember how annoying it was to wait for this thing to respond. All you have to make you wait is that boring sound. (Sighs)... Well, here it goes. (He starts it up, and the boring noise plays on as they all waited in boredom)... And... There we go.
  • Private:... Uh, what exactly do you need to use the Internet for?
  • Kowalski: To see if I need it for later, of course. You can't rush science. Now let's see what's in the files....
  • Alot of Word Documents are seen. Most of them are science notes, others are "Angry Non-Sending Letters" to Alan.
  • Kolwalski: "..... Are half of those documents angry non-sendable letters?"
  • Fennex: "..... Dealing with Alan as mayor and the KGB in those days were stressful."
  • Skipper: "Yikes. I can only imagine the colorful geek languise that's inside those things."
  • Kolwalski clicks on a file named "Project Xenon".

In the Document.

  • Blake Hoskins' notes: This new project came to me in a dream. In such dream, I created a serum that saves Alan's sister from his family's heredatery heart cancer by creating a serum that makes you a stronger being then you typically are. A serum that can improve a sentient being's surviving capabilities. A serum that can make people into a new race of creature. The next step in sentient evolution. Something that'll forever change, not just how science is treated in Eagle City, and hopefully Alan's basturdious attatudes, but the history of the Dragon Realms entire United Universes. The universe will remember the name, of Project Xenon.
  • (Private): "He had Dragon Realms crossed out."
  • (Kolwalski): "He felt that his creation would be far more revolutionary to beyond the dragon realms at the time."
  • Blake Hoskins' log: It was complincated to gather my needed ingredients for the Xenon Serum. I was even forced to do, "Odd Jobs", for Mega-Sci Corp's rather unpleasent leader Dr. Marz, but I gotten some of my ingredients. Unfortunately, my usually unreliable assisent, Manfred Duck, told me that Alan refused a cure for his sister because "It is part of nature's plan". SERIOUSLY!?
  • (Private): "He actselly capitalised on that?"
  • (Skipper): "I'm surprised your not shocked about Alan refusing to help his sister."
  • (Private): "I seen and heard people say worse things Skipper. I kinda gotten desensitised and grown used to it. But still rather deplorable to know about reguardless."
  • Blake Hoskins' log: THAT, SICKENING AMORAL BASTURD WOULD RATHER LET HIS POOR SISTER DIE THEN TO SAVE HER?! I would understand not wanting to defy nature, BUT THIS?! If my sister had an uncureable desiese, I would defy the will of THE GODS THEMSELVES to save her life!? Just for that, I am still gonna persue the project in spite of his idiotcy and prove the effectiveness of my Xenon Serum. And when I'm successful, Alan will surely reconsider his nonsense."
  • (Skipper): "But in future hindsight, it didn't really worked like that, did it?"
  • Blake Hoskins' Log: What have I done? Nobody loved my Xenon form. My friends ousted me like I was a circus reject. Appearently, because I lived in a socity that cares too pahthicly much for physical appearence and attractiveness, I ended up becoming a social pariah!? Ya know, in our ansistery's history, there was a time when physical appearence didn't matter for as long as your capable to SURVIVE?! I blame the fastion industry, sex appeal, horror movies, and the X-Men comics to name a few for my unfortunate fall in popularity!?...... But most of all..... I blame myself...... I was too ambitious to heed Kate's warning about how socity might not be ready for my serum.... AND MY GOD, SOCITY REFUSED IT LIKE A SPOILED BRAT?!
  • (Private): "Isn't Xenon taking this too hard?"
  • (Kolwalski): "No, it's a perfectly normal reaction for a genius. Sometimes even our greatest cures for sickness are shunned because slight physical modifications aren't considered "Beautiful" or "Sexy" or "F***able". UGHGGGG!? MODERN SOCITY IS SO VAIN!?!"
  • (Awkword silence.)
  • (Kolwalski): ".... Sorry."
  • Blake Hoskins' Log: But it's worse then a fall from social graces..... I discovered that some of my test rats died. Something must've gone wrong, cause I followed everything exactly as Manfred wrote! Though I am not quick to rule out that he either bumbled again and missed out on some ingredients, or even a conspiracty against me, it's no longer impourent! I need to stop this and make it right, I'll deal with Alan AND Manfred later. I need to save myself. I hope this is not my last log.
  • (Kolwalski): "But it is.... But only of Blake's. Here's something Kate wrote.
  • Kate's words: Blake...... I'm so sorry...... I'm gonna do everything I can to save you. I don't care what your sister said about me. She can say whatever she wants about me, but I am not like Alan and the outside world.... I will love you no matter what. I'll bring sense back into our friends and I will fix what Manfred screwed up and I will save you. I won't let anyone stop me. I just wish you can get this to know.... I would've married you reguardless of the serum working or not. You mean everything to me, reguardless of you being universe famous or not. I just wish.... You can somehow get this.... I wish, someone who manages to sneak by Alan's blinded followers, to find this and make sure you see this.... If that's even possable..... I'm sorry, Blake..... I'm so, so sorry.

Out of the Document.

  • Private was about to shed tears.
  • Skipper: "..... Monster trucks men.... Monster trucks."
  • Kolwalski wipes away a tear.
  • Kolwalski: "..... Permission to print out this document Skipper, for that?"
  • Skipper: "That is if Fennex minds."
  • Fennex: "Oh, don't worry fellas. (Waves his arms around) I didn't seen anything."
  • Skipper: "Then it's a go. Beforehand, find anything related to Kryptonia."
  • Kowalski: I found one file different from the others. This one's from Kryptonia herself.

In a new Document.

  • Kryptonia's Log: My family has been wronged! The rotten mayor has committed a crime against my family. Alan has sent the KGB to capture Blake, and confiscate EVERYTHING needed to cure him. I tried to retrieve it, but they stopped me and burned everything. The last hope for Blake to be normal again... GONE! I swear to this day that I will not let my brother go unavenged. I will grant myself the power to punish Alan AND the KGB for their crimes. I don't care how this ends, but it will end soon!

Out of Document again.

  • Skipper:... Still pointing out s*** we already know. Anything else?
  • Kowalski: Well, there is another one, but.... You're not gonna believe this... There's file that was created days after Sandy's High-School Reunion incident.
  • Rico: SAY WHAAAA?!?
  • General Fennex: That's impossible! This building has been under our watch for years. How could she have gotten in to make that without getting caught? On top of that, why would she make such a thing here?
  • Kowalski: Clearly, she has ways to get inside without even you guys knowing. As to why she made one here.... Well, she probuly figured the computer would die with the secret of this file.
  • Skipper: Well, good thing she didn't count us to be in the picture.
  • Kowalski: Quite. Now let's see what this file says. (He clicks it, but it cuts to a password)... What? It requires a password?
  • Skipper: Oh, how perfect! What a way to make my day.
  • Rico: (Blabbers and just uses a chainsaw to shred the computer CPU, and the password tab disappears and the file is shown)
  • Kowalski:... Rico, you insane genius. Not to mention lucky this didn't destroyed the computer in the progress. Now let's see here.

Document.

  • Kryptonia's Log: Years of being in Prison 42 was strenuous. The food was s***, and the guards were absolutely rough. Thank God that that dragon lady indirectly helped in my escape. And something amazing is that I happened to stumble upon a blood stain in New York that actually had Blake's DNA signature. Plus, it had his mutant DNA in it, too. This could be useful. I shall create an army of clones with this DNA sample. And to ensure that my army isn't permanently destroyed, I'm going to make plans to spread cloning centers all across this area in the many abandoned Grox labs I was fortunate enough to find. Fortunately, thanks to me running into new friends, a tall magnifisent robot and a goat seer, who gave me the knowledge of Grox Biology, I learned on how to make myself ammuned to the Grox's nasty air inside those narly things. These cloning centers will constantly keep creating clones, and nobody will be able to find them, not just from being very well-hidden, but also protected by the Grox' poisonous atmospherics. Don't know how many I intend to make, but hell, I'll just make as many as I want. I'll have plenty of clones to help me in my quest for revenge. Alan will pay for his sins, and he might just suffer the same fate he reaped on my brother. Soon, my plan will commence. Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Back out.

  • Kowalski:... She actually typed her cackles?
  • Skipper: Well, this helps a whole lot! We need to print this out ASAP! (They did that)
  • Kolwalski prints out the Xenon Project Document as well.
  • Kolwalski: "Just a gift for Xenon to know how truely loyal Kate is. I, felt his sense of knowing Kate's loyalty is challnaged by that lie mess."
  • Skipper: "Good call, Kolwalski. Knowing that piece of info for him will surely prevent more messes like that in the future."

Back at a Grox Lab.

  • Spyro and Cynder, this time with additional people, returned to the Grox Labs.
  • Dodger: "Yikes. That's one hell of a fixer upper these Grox dudes have."
  • Savio: "Ugh, and we have to look in there? Are we even sure she keeps anything impourent?"
  • Spyro's communicater acts up and picks it up.
  • Spyro: "Yeah Sandy? Anything new?"
  • Sandy: Well, I wanted to inform yall' that the Spybug is ready for use. It's coming in right now.
  • The Spybug buzzes around.
  • Savio: "Yeah it's the annoying buzzing insect in our faces!"
  • Sandy: Good. Also, there might be something that you should know. The penguins called, and said that these Grox labs do have something hidden in them after all. Apparently, we were right about there being clone centers in the Grox labs.
  • Cynder: Did they say what specific labs she put them in?
  • Sandy:... Sadly, no. That document was the only thing they got about Kryptonia's cloning operation. They're still on their way with that and another document about the Xenon Serum. Said they're going to bring it as a gift for Xenon to remind him of Kate's willingness to care for him, just in case that lying shtick happens again.
  • Einstein: Well, how are we gonna find out which Grox labs have the cloning centers in them?
  • Rita: I guess the only option available is to check every Grox lab for anything interesting.
  • Tito: You kiddin', man? That'll take forever! We'll never stop that Kryptonia bitch in time.
  • Dodger: Well, I don't see what other options we have left, Tito. The least we can do is check this Grox lab first.
  • Sandy: Alright, I'm about to send this little thing in there. Hopefully, something will turn up. (She pilots the Spybug into the Grox lab)... Aw, nuts!
  • Cynder: What is it, Sandy?
  • Sandy: It seems that the toxic gases are making everything foggy in here. Looks like I'll have to use the ultraviolet imaging. (Switches to it as the view screen was shown in ultraviolet vision) Much better. (She continues flying the Spybug through the lab)

Inside the Grox lab.

  • The Spybug flies around the area.
  • Sandy's voice: "Jumping Gerumamo! I wish I could get a good detail on the Grox Lab. But the best I got is what looks like some beakers, a series of operation tables, and reminants of Grox war propaganda. I've yet to discover anything suspitious."
  • A fast figure flew fast!
  • Sandy's voice: "Wa-oh! That didn't look like something that natrolly belongs here."
  • The Spybug carefully flew around as it eventally located the figure heading downstairs of the Grox Labs, and eventually going through a hidden passageway that the Spybug was able to go through before it closed.

Below the Grox Labs.

  • A Purple serum is pumped into a series of developing Xenon clones in many chambers, as seen from the end of Repentence of a Peacock.
  • A black spandex wearing Krypton was seen.
  • The Fast figure was reveiled to be a cheetah patterned Xenomorth-Eqsed Xenon Clone.
  • Fast Xenon Clone: "(Hyperventlates)...... Speedos, reporting for duty, Krypton Negitive 10."
  • Krypton N10: "..... Your report, Speedos?"
  • Speedos: "Well, mother wants to know on how the progress for the newer versons of the clones we lost are doing?"
  • Krypton N10: "..... Tell her they'll be ready and born soon to replace the brothers we lost."
  • Speedos: "Ok, ok, sure. I hears ya.... So..... How are you handling the whole.... Krypton N9 being dead deal?"
  • Krypton N10: "..... I can't say an exact answer.... I hardly know of my older brother other then what I was told of his incompidence. But still.... I wished I was created sooner so I would've been there to protect him from himself."
  • Speedos: "Eh, what can ya do? N9 was OBVIOUSLY a faulty clone anyway. Your way more superior. You have mother's sense of honor, and you have her better sides."
  • Krypton N10: "..... Why are you still here and wasting time with chit-chat when you should resume your messinger duty, SPEEDOS?!"
  • Speedos: "YIPE?! AND JUST AS DEMANDING!?"
  • Speedos zooms off!
  • Krypton N10: "(Sighs)...... Mother..... Why waste time with revenge on something you already gotten? Alan has been kept from getting powerful. Why try to poor salt in an old wound?"
  • The Spybug got what it needed and flew off before it was ever noticed.

Outside.

  • The Spybug came back.
  • Spyro: "Anything?"
  • Sandy's voice: "More than we thought. It's a cloning center making more competent versons of the clones we already taken down. There's even a new Krypton Negitive. Only, he a complete oppsite of the joke we faced. Heck, he doesn't even seem thrilled about Kryptonia trying to go after Alan."
  • Cynder: "Possable ally?"
  • Sandy's voice: "I can't nessersarly say. Being unsure doesn't mean he's disloyal. And since Kryptonia treats all her clones like children and not henchemen for the majority of times, it's obvious we can't get the guy to just turn on her."
  • Spyro: "Well, problem is, this could be only one of many. Even if we were to take this place down, Kryptonia would still have others to relie on."
  • Sandy's voice: "Then we need to capture the named Xenon Clone Speedos. He might be our way to figure our more."
  • Cynder: "Then let's go!"

Elsewhere.

  • Speedos was seen running like a Cheetah across the desert
  • Speedos: "WEEHAAAAAA! I LOVE BEING MIXED WITH CHEETAH DNA?! NOTHING CAN SPOIL MY GOOD MOOD!?"
  • ???: THERE HE IS! (Speedos heard that as he saw Spyro and Cynder flying after him)
  • Speedos: EXCEPT THAT!? (He dashed off quickly)
  • Spyro: (He blasts a fireball at him, but Speedos avoided it with his speed) Darn, he's too fast!
  • Cynder: Come with me, I know where he might be heading. (They flew off across the desert and across the Dragon Realms as eventally, they reached Twilight Falls)
  • Spyro:... Huh? Twilight Falls? It's twice as beautiful than the last time we saw it... Which was when we were stopping Malefor.
  • Cynder: Just follow my lead. Speedos should be appearing in this area any second. (They hear the sprinting noises)...Here he comes!... And... NOW! (She blasts her fear ability while Spyro blasted his fire ability as Speedos was easily able to dodge it by leaping over them and running away)
  • Spyro: What?!?
  • Cynder: Hmm, I guess Kryptonia's tired of making any foolish clones. This is going to be tougher than I thought. But he does seem to be making his way to the catacombs.
  • Spyro: Then that's where we'll be waiting.

Catacombs

  • Speedos: (The catacombs appear differently than before) Yes! Almost there! Nothing is going to stand in my way- (Spyro and Cynder appeared and blocked his entry before he could enter as he screeched and cartoonish screech sounds were heard)
  • Spyro: Going somewhere, speed-demon?
  • Speedos: (Growls angrily) You two are REALLY starting to aggravate me. Get out of my way, or I'll have to get inconvenient with you.
  • Cynder: Not until you tell us what we need to know about the clone centers.
  • Speedos: In your dreams! (Spits slime at them, but Spyro breaths an ice breeze that freezes the blobs)
  • Spyro: We're not going to ask again! Come with us peacefully!
  • Speedos: And I'm not going to say it again, NO!
  • Cynder: Then you're going to say yes afterwards! (They charge towards him until he leaps in the air and dives directly down into the water below)... Whoa... He falls as fast as he can sprint.
  • Spyro: Indeed. But... (He freezes the water with his ice breath, and when Speedos leaps out, he is seen frozen)... Well, you know how reptiles like you are cold-blooded. So it looks like you don't have a choice in the ma- (Speedos breaks free of the ice and bolted off)... AW COME ON!? THESE CLONES ARE STRONGER THEN THE OTHER ONES TOO!?
  • Cynder: Well, it's obvious that he's not gonna go down without a fight.
  • Spyro: I guess not. We'll just have to barricade him before he exits the catacombs. Follow me!

Later...

  • Spyro: (The two approached the exit to the catacombs, and the city limits of Warfang, and then he used his earth ability to cave in the exit)... There! We've got him trapped!
  • Cynder: You sure he can't break through that?
  • Spyro: I sure hope not. But if he is, then I'll see if I can freeze him again. (Suddenly, burrowing sounds were heard)... Oh, boy. (A hole forms and Speedos came out, then Spyro reacted quickly and froze him in ice) Alright, be ready to knock him out as soon as he breaks free! (He eventually does as Cynder grabbed him by the tail and spun him around)
  • Speedos: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, STOP, I'M GONNA, BE, SICK! (He barfs as the vomit spreads around and Spyro dodges it. Then Cynder throws him into the rock wall as he gets knocked out)... Owchers...
  • Cynder:... Well, for an obvious idiot, he picked a good fight.
  • Spyro: That clearly means Kryptonia took notes of what Krypton N9 did wrong. Let's just get him back to the Temple.

Dragon Temple a few moments later.

  • Speedos was tied to a chear with extremely strong restraints.
  • Speedos: "I am not gonna expose my many unborn brothers! You could even threaten to kill me and I'll still never talk! You saw what mother did to Krypton N9! You know what would happen to me if I talk!"
  • Lord Shen and two Wolves were seen.
  • Lord Shen: "Be made aware that I am not the kind of bird to be defient to, mutant. Your failure to comply will be costly."
  • Speedos: "Well I am in a lose-lose situation with mother too, Lord Fan-Butt! I'm toast either way!"
  • Lord Shen: "I know many torturious ways where even obedient followers to any of our enemies will crack and admit just to avoid it. But since I'm a hero, I have to limit myself to non-physically painful torture. Let's see you endure something, not even a Villain Leage Shocktroper would withstand."
  • A TV dropped down from the celing and played.
  • Goofy Voice: "Ahey kids, it's time for the Barney Marathon!"
  • Speedos: "(Wilhelm scream)?! NO?! NO!? YOU WOULDN'T!? ANYTHING BUT THAT PITIFUL EXCUSE FOR A DINOSAUR?!"
  • Lord Shen: You gonna talk, then?
  • Speedos: NEVER! THIS SHOW DOESN'T BOTHER ME ANYWAY!!! BARNEY'S SILLY SONGS CAN'T HURT ME!!

Later...

  • Speedos: (Screams as he bangs his head on the chair repeatedly as teeth got shattered) NO MORE OF THAT 'I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME' S***!!!! I NEVER LOVED YOU FROM THE SECOND I WAS BORN!!! Well... At least that was the ending song. So-
  • Lord Shen: Oh, don't think that was the last of it. THERE'S 12 MORE OF THESE F*****S TO GO!!
  • Speedos: (Screams and sobs a bit)
  • Lord Shen: So, are you going to talk, or are you going to subject yourself to more toddler insanity? Barney's locked and loaded!
  • Speedos: OKAY, I'LL TALK!!! I'LL TAAA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAALLKKK!!! JUST DON'T LET BARNEY SUCK OUT MY BRAIN AND REPLACE IT WITH CHILDISH GARBAGE!!!
  • Lord Shen: Say EVERYTHING, and we'll turn it off! Because his theme song is about to play!
  • Speedos: (Screams) Look, I don't know the exact number, but I'll say this. Kryptonia has only build the clone centers in Grox Labs that weren't too badly damage in the Grox Wars. The ones that still sustien the toxic air and a power shorce have clone centers. The ones that're utter ruins don't. Now please, no more torture!
  • Lord Shen: Now THAT'S more like it. (Turns off the TV) Put him in the cell.
  • The Wolves dragged away Speedos.
  • Boss Wolf: "It clearly looked like the guy wasn't told much."
  • Lord Shen: "At least in turms of exact number. But Kryptonia still made the mistake of telling him she choosen Grox Labs that are still filled with power and toxic air."
  • Boss Wolf: "Well, she felt that the guy was too fast for capture, so... If you were the fastest guy in the world, I would totally trust you to guard impourent secrets to a major weak point."
  • Lord Shen: "Fortunately, with Tri-corn and the remaining map in our procession, it won't be long to isolate between broken labs and the non-broken ones."

Elsewhere.

  • Kryptonia is watching the news about Speedos' capture and the exposure of the clone centers.
  • Kryptonia: ".... All accurding to plan."
  • Neon: "Uh.... You mean.... You, WANTED Speedos to be captured AND for the Clone Centers to be caught?"
  • Kryptonia: "Why did you think I trusted that gutless half-wit with knowledge that I only selected the funtional Grox Labs for the clone centers? Because I was foolishly trusting to his speed? Who do you take me for? Krypton N9?"
  • Boron: "We're, not saying that at all, it's just-"
  • Kryptonia: "I am intentionally sacrivicing reshorces to keep the misfits busy and away from my real intentions, you half-wits!"
  • Neon: "You mean..... Your sacrivicing our unborn brothers?"
  • Kryptonia: "Oh don't worry boys, all those clone centers in the Grox Labs are just a few additional ones. They're not, my sole lab I created in Poi-Son I made out of an old Mega-Sci Corp area. Besides, I already have enough clones of my brother as it is. And whatever clone didn't get to be introduse, will be replace by a new era of Xenon people."
  • Neon: "But.... What if they found your toys anyway?"
  • Kryptonia: "Don't worry. My commercel convinced them well enough that they're harmless toys, so they'll only treat with benifitial doubt. Grox Labs are harder to trust due to their... Original owners. For as far as they're aware, they think I'm planning a clone invadtion armed with Groxafived ray guns that turn people into Xenons. You see, I wanna play this like an RPG Boss. I want to let my enemies think they can actselly harm be seriously, give them some false satisfaction that I'm a pushover. That way, they'll start getting over-compident and momentarly ignor alternate opitions and just foolishly go at it."
  • Neon: "But, just to keep them from getting the off chance suspition, shouldn't we AT LEAST try to defend the other clone centers? Cause-"
  • Kryptonia: "You have any idea how often villains fail when they try too hard to defend otherwise unimpourent reshorces and don't understand the impouence of sacrivice for their greater gain? More then you would imagine."
  • Boron: "But, Krypton N10's in one of them. Wouldn't he be upset about this? He, might not nessersarly be a big fan of what's going on."
  • Kryptonia: "Oh, but that doesn't mean he's disloyal. In a sense, I'm his mother after all. You never betray family. Also, even if he's caught, he's much more resilient then Speedos to torture, and he'll just end up being held down."
  • Neon: "We, still don't feel comfertable about this. What if the Lougers are too destructive to the Grox Labs? That could end up killing Krypton N10?"
  • Kryptonia: Unfortunately, there's nothing we can do. Krypton N10 can resist great amounts of damage as long as he can heal from it. It doesn't really matter, anyway. We've already gotten up to 980,000 sales by this point. By the time those Lodgers discover my plans, we'll have already reached a million sales, and will begin commencing out infection plan.
  • Neon: "Well, thing is, since your gonna use the guns themselves to spread the slow activating serum, aren't you worried that the lougers have purchesed the things and-"
  • Kryptonia: "Actselly Neon, I did consider that a possability. That's why I managed to cleverly and biologicly disgusied it as legitamently harmless mist. The toys will be mistakenly ruled out."
  • Boron:... How exactly-
  • Kryptonia: In case you're saying that you're actselly STUPID enough to forget how that works, then GO WATCH THE INSTRUCTION VIDEOS I MADE FOR NEW RECRUITS!? THE SERUM ITSELF IS IN THE WATER, YOU MORONS!? I BIOLOGICLY DISGUISED IT AS SUCH SO TO AVOID EARLY DETECTION AND IS DESIGNED TO ACTIVATE SLOWLY BY HOURS!? Got it?!
  • Neon and Boron: "Yes ma'am."
  • Kryptonia: Good. Now GET BACK TO WORK!! (The two scattered and ran off)

Meanwhile...

  • Krypton N10: (Continues working in his location until the van was heard outside)... What the devil is that? (Checks outside and sees that the van is aiming it's missile launchers)... WHAT THE HELL?!? HOW DID YOU FIND OUT-
  • Lord Shen: We have ways! Now run before we destroy this lab with you in it!
  • Krypton N10:... NO! I WON'T LET YOU DESTROY MY MOTHER'S ARMY!! (He runs and jumps onto the van)
  • Private: HE'S ON THE VAN, HE'S ON THE VAN, HE'S ON THE VAN, HE'S ON THE VAN!!!
  • Krypton N10: (He rips the van's door off and enters as he starts charging in electricity) Leave now, or this van is getting shocked into oblivion, and we all die!
  • Icky: How 'bout NO?!? (Tigress kicks him back out as Krypton grabbed the wall and got back on)
  • Krypton N10: ALRIGHT, YOU ASKED FOR IT! (Shocks the van)
  • Computer: Error-error-error, power is suffering critical damage.
  • Mr. Dodo: OH, BLAST IT!!!
  • Rico: Okey-dokey!
  • Private: Wait, what if blowing it up releases the toxic Grox gas outside?
  • Skipper: "Don't worry, Grox air isn't compatable to our air, it'll die as quickly as a Grox without it's space suit. Fire away Ric-"
  • Krypton N10: NO! YOU'RE NOT DOING THAT! (Shocks the van as it begins falling)
  • Rico: (Presses the buttons to fire)
  • Computer: Error. Weapons are offline.
  • Rico:... (Presses it again)
  • Computer: Error. Weapons are offline.
  • Rico: (Blabbers and keeps pressing it)
  • Computer: Error, error, error, error, error, error, error, error, error, err-r-r-r-r-r-r-r- EH, SCREW IT! (The cannons, building up too much pressure, fire the rockets anyway as the cannons broke, and end up blowing up the lab)
  • Krypton N10: NOOOOO!!! MY BROTEHREN!?
  • Merlin: (Teleports them all out before the van crashes, and Krypton N10 comes out growling viciously)
  • Krypton N10: WHAT MAKES YOU FOOLS THINK I WILL ALLOW YOU TO DESTROY ANYMORE OF MY MOTHER'S CLONING CENTERS?!?
  • Crane: Why are you still supporting her? You know her revenge has already been given.
  • Krypton N10: "Well I wouldn't be a very good son if I let her enemies sway me that easily."
  • Iago: Dude, is family REALLY that important here? She's just a revenge-hungry spoiled little brat who wants a governor punished for something he couldn't help, and you're STILL going to bring that as an excuse?
  • Icky: "Family and morality is something best not conflicted, Iags! But he almost makes a good point. I mean think about it. If she gives even a small f*** about your existence, then why was that center only protected by you and not some additional Xenon clones?"
  • Krytpon N10: "She was gonna send some over but I insisted that it wouldn't be nessersary! I was more then enough!"
  • Squidward: ".... And yet that Grox Lab is trashed."
  • Krypton N10: "Well I even the score! Your van isn't exactly the pinticle of well preserved either! So it'll take you days before-"
  • Merlin magicly restored the van to perfect shape.
  • Krypton N10: "..... Oh, right.... Magic. (Tries shocking the van again, but this time, it absorbed the shock and sends it back to him) YOWWWWWWWWWWWW?! YA WOULD THINK I WOULD HAVE AN AMMUNITY TO MY OWN SHOCKS?!"
  • Merlin: "Shock protection spell. Works everytime."
  • Krypton N10: "YOU DIRTY MAGIC-ABUSING CHEATERS!!! Well, if that's how it's gonna go down, then I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU BOARD THAT HUNK OF JUNK!? (CHARGES AFTER THE HEROES!?)"
  • Merlin: (Teleports them back into the van and they fire more rockets at him as they explode, yet he is knocked unconscious, remaining that way after healing)
  • Lord Shen:... Let's lock him up with Speedos. We'll figure out what to do with them later.

Later, in such cell.

  • Krypton N10 was seen with Speedos.
  • Speedos: "..... You two huh?"
  • Krypton N10: "..... Am I correct to assume this was YOUR FAULT!?"
  • Speedos: "Please! I didn't known the exact number, so they still don't know much! Besides, what choice did I have?! THEY WERE GONNA USE BARNEY ON ME?!"
  • Krypton N10: "..... Your right, I can't blame on for that. But still, you should've at least withstood that better."
  • Speedos: Oh, please, I doubt YOU would survive one of Barney's songs.
  • Krypton N10: This is why toddler shows are used as a less-violent torture method. The trick is not to be embarrassed like you did. Hell, you were created about 4 years ago, and you've NEVER even heard of Barney.
  • Speedos: Like you would know since you were practically just born. I was stuck in this child's care room, and Barney was playing the whole time. I couldn't get those annoying songs out of my head.
  • Krypton N10: Well, unlike YOU, I'm a quick learner. Barney doesn't phase me. All I do is distract myself.
  • Speedos: What if they turn it up louder?
  • Krypton N10: Then I think about Barney swearing and doing dark humor when he says those loud words.
  • Speedos:... You know, I actually would've loved to hear Barney swear.
  • Krypton N10: Well, too bad, the best you'll ever get of that guy cussing is in Robot Chicken or other adult shows.
  • Boss Wolf: You guys are such p*****s!
  • Speedos: I dare YOU to watch that children's crap and take it seriously.
  • Boss Wolf: Oh, I'm not embarrassed by it. I just find it a good thing to laugh at for it's childishness and stupidity. I say things like "You know the answer, don't ask me, d***!", or "Are you a man in a child's body?", or "Why don't you do it by yourself, I can't MAGICALLY teleport into the screen and do it for you.", or "SHUT YOUR SINGING TRAP, YOU F**** *** ***** ***** **** WEASEL-FACES!", or "Are you high?", or... (Scoffs)... My personal favorite... "It's like you're delusional." (Laughs out loud)
  • Krypton N10:... Wow, you're more of a p**** than us.
  • Boss Wolf: It's not being a p****, it's being a cynical and satirical jokester. Think of it as commentary from a cynical adult's perspective.
  • Speedos: Hmmmph, you heroes think you're so cute?
  • Boss Wolf: Bitch, we're adorable.
  • Krypton N10: "Don't encourage the Louger's behavior, Speedos."
  • Boss Wolf: Your mother isn't going to get away with this, and you know it.
  • Krypton N10: Too bad. Even if you destroy all the homes of my unborn brethren, you'll never stop it in time before her plan commences.
  • Boss Wolf: We'll see about that, now won't we, ugly?
  • Lord Shen: BOSS WOLF! (Appears) What did I tell you about talking to our prisoners?
  • Boss Wolf:... To not to. But hey, I have to have SOMETHING to do to entertain myself. It's not like they're going anywhere behind these bars.
  • Lord Shen: Yes, but it's still unwise to talk back to them like that. They could end up causing an injury to you. Now resume your post, and shut up.
  • Boss Wolf: (Sighs) Yes, sir! I'll just do something else then. (Takes out an iPhone as Shen leaves)

Kryptonia's Hideout

  • Kryptonia: (Boron and Neon were seen playing games)... Have we reached a million sales yet- GET YOUR ASSES OFF THOSE GAMES, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!!! Do I have to start putting child-blocks on those damn devices?
  • Neon: Well, at least we still keep the progress tab, mother, don't blame us for being so bored.
  • Boron: Yeah, what's better than running over raptors?
  • Neon: Or shooting the crap out of aliens and zombies in the 22nd century?
  • Kryptonia: I'll tell you what's better than making roadkill and shooting the crap out of things... WATCHING MY WORST ENEMY GET THE PAIN HE DESERVES!!!
  • Boron:... You know, that's actually a good point. It'll be fun to see Al suffer.
  • Kryptonia: Then tell me what the progress is on the sales? The serum is supposed to take affect about 5 minutes after the millionth sale.
  • Boron: Well, we're at 999,900 sales and counting, mother. We're almost there. I'd estimate that the time we get to a million is... 2 minutes.
  • Kryptonia: Excellent! You've fully-redeemed yourselves, boys.
  • Boron: Does that mean we can continue playing?
  • Kryptonia:... Eh, what the hell, you've got nothing better to do.
  • Boron/Neon: YAAAAY!
  • Kryptonia: Soon, Alan, you shall pay for your sins. It's YOUR turn to suffer what 'dangers' science has on life... In by extension, YOUR life! (LAUGHS VICTORIOUSLY!)

Several sales later...

  • At the same store, Al has arrived begrudingly with a younger eagle hatchling.
  • Hatchling: "I WANT A MIST GUN, UNCLE AL?!"
  • Al: "WHY DO YOU THINK I AM TAKING YOU ALL THIS WAY TO DRAGON REALMS NEW YORK TO GO TO THE MALL, KALVIN?! TO BUY YOU ONE OF THOSE, SILLY THINGS!? NOW CALM DOWN ALREADY, YOU SPOILED EGG!?" (Kalvin gave him puppy-dog sad eyes)... Okay, sorry, Kalvin. It's just that I'm not used to this kind of environment. Your birthday's coming soon, so I feel I owe it to you to give you this early present. Now please calm down before I crack. I got alot on my plate recently with something I might soon regret ever messing with. (They purchased the guns as a small unnoticeable light blinked, signaling the millionth sale back in Kryptonia's hideout)

Kryptonia's Hideout

  • Neon:... We've made it to a million sales, mother! And it was Alan of all people.
  • Kryptonia: What an interesting turn of events. And it's only a matter of time before one of Alan's stupid kids hit him with a sprey! And then..... XENONMAINA IS BORNED!?
  • Boron: "Wait, I thought the serum was gonna poof out apawn the millionth sell....?"
  • Kryptonia stared angerly at Boron.
  • Kryptonia: "..... Boron, I considered the millionth sell impourent is because it's the number of how much I wanted to make my non-blake clone army, which I will use along with the guns to make more Non-Blake Xenons. I, already established I am making them through the guns themselves being used as toys. Just for that, you just un-redeemed yourself."
  • Neon laughed at a crying Boron.
  • Kryptonia: "YOU TWO NEON, FOR BEING A JERK TO YOUR BROTHER!?"

Chapter 3: The Mist Guns' Secret Revealed

Dragon Temple

  • Xenon sighed happly at a printed page of a document containing the words Kate wrote.
  • Kate came in.
  • Kate: "Blake, Dr. Cockarouch said he needs you-..... Blake, what're you looking at that piece of paper for?"
  • Xenon: ".... You mean.... You don't remember a certain thing you wrote, so many years ago? (Shows her the paper that held Kate's words.)"
  • Kate softly gasped.
  • Kate: "..... How.... How is that possable..... The computer I wrote that old vow on was likely too old and too dirty to funtion.... How can this be?"
  • Xenon: "Ask the Penguins."
  • Kate: "...... But.... Why would they show that old thing? You already know I care for you at this point."
  • Xenon: They figured it would remind me that we will never be separated again if something else came around.
  • Kate:... That's... Actually a good point.
  • Xenon: It was rather nice of them to send us this. It reminds me not to get all angry at you for trying to do the right thing. So, thank you for at least rescuing me.... (The two hugged, and Icky interrupted them before they could kiss)
  • Icky: GUYS! There's something new that we discovered about these guns.
  • Kate:... Oh, boy.

Later...

  • Kate:... So you're saying that the guns had already been filled with water?
  • Tai: Yeah, I didn't get why that was there. It was just filled up when we bought them.
  • Girl Sora: It was probably just something meant to clean out assembly substances. Probably soapy water.
  • Joe: "That, or they already want to get kids started with playing with them, so there was already water in it."
  • Izzy: "Then these are some well-crafted toys to not ending up leaking out and ruining the box then."
  • Kowalski: And something strange... This water might not seem to BE water. There was a small drop that remained in there. It seems to look like water, but when I looked at it under a microscope, it's molecular structures didn't seem to match water. See? (Kate looked and saw oddly-shaped molecular structures)...
  • Kate:... Funny... There appears to be enzymes and some genetic material in this water.
  • Patrick: Wow, that is some cleaning soap.
  • Kate: No, no, this isn't soap. It's something else. Why would... Wait a minute... 'Toys of the Krypt'?... That name sounds very fishy now that I think about- (Gasps)... KRYPTONIA!!! She released these things.
  • Patrick: Pfft, no she didn't, that was Ms. Tonya. From what they said, she made a deal with Toy Galaxy Industries to sell these guns. Are you suggesting that she restored Crypt Toys JUST to... (Everyone looks at him sternly)... What?... Is my fly down?
  • Squidward: ".... First of all Patrick, ACTSELLY USE YOUR BRAIN FOR ONCE, FOOL!? Secondly...... Think about it.... "Toys of the Krypt".... "Tonya"...... Krypt......."
  • Patrick: "Tonya?"
  • Squidward: "Krypt....."
  • Patrick:"Tonya....... Wait............... Wait a minute..... WAIT A MINUTE?! OH MY GOSH?! I JUST REALISED A FEW THINGS!?...... SQUIDWARD'S A JERK WHO HATES ME AND SPONGEBOB?!"
  • Squidward: "Now he gets it? And for how long?"
  • Patrick: "AND THAT MISS TONYA IS KRYPTONIA?! SHE'S USING AWESOME TOYS TO SPREAD HER SERUM INTO THE UNSUSPECTING POPULUS?!"
  • Xenon: "(Sighs), My sister was always a clever little trickster. That means the destruction of those Grox Labs are a distraction. And since half of the Lougers and the Nine have already out to destroy the remaining funtional Grox Labs..... She intentionally sacriviced some of her own reshorces to secure her plans! Actselly.... Well played, Dinese. Well Played. Very little villains actselly trick the Lougers like that."
  • Dr. Cockarouch: "Well clearly she didn't counted on my eye for persistent detail."
  • Xenon: "It's not that she didn't. She doesn't truely doubt her enemies abilities.... She only aims to delay the ineditablity of them figuring out so her true actions are carried out. She didn't needed to truely trick us. She just wanted us to be too preoccupied with something else! And in a way, we didn't took those toys too seriously until now! We took the Grox Labs more seriously then we need to cause, well, because they're something that's an OBVIOUS threat! Kryptonia said her plan doesn't involved an obvious threat! And a silly toy gun? Who would ever consider a toy gun a threat?"
  • Joe: "Well, tecnecally, one would take them as a threat when you mistake them as a real gu-"
  • Xenon: "Aside from that!"
  • Dr. Cockarouch: "....... Your right....... And judging from recent blog updates on Toy Galaxies, (The Millionth Sell sign for the Mist Guns are seen)..... I'm afraid it's too late for have these things recalled."
  • Xenon: ".... We should at least warn Mr. Galaxy! He needs to be made aware of this before he ends up taking the majority of the blame of an outbursts of new Xenons!"

Elsewhere.

  • The last funtonal Grox Lab was already destroyed.
  • Spyro: ".... Well, whatever Kryptonia was planning.... I think we stopped it."
  • The communicater acted up.
  • Spyro answered it.
  • Spyro: "Yes?"
  • Sandy: "Bad news guys! Kryptonia intentionally sacriviced her own clone centers as a means to send y'all on a wild goose chase! HER REAL PLAN INVOLVED THE MIST GUN TOYS?!"
  • Spyro: "WHAT?! But, I thought "Toys of the Krypt" and Miss Tonya were......"
  • Sandy: "..... That's right, put "Krypt" and "Tonya" togather and what do you got when you replace the "Y" with an "I"?"
  • Spyro:... Oh, snap. Kryptonia restored Crypt Toys so she can use the gun to spread it!
  • Sandy: Yeah, these guns were filled with serum-infested water upon packaging. Already, it's gotten a million sales, and people have already used them by now. Worse off, Alan was the millionth customer, so that means he could've gotten a speical edition verson of the Mist Guns that has Xenon's flawed verson of the serum that would eventally kill him.
  • Cynder:... So... Why haven't they turned into Xenons already?
  • Izzy: The serum in the water appears to be slow-acting. Kryptonia could've made the serum react slower to a newer body to avoid early detection.
  • Joe:... Oh, boy. And we used them, too... Which means that WE'LL be turned into Xenons as well!
  • T.K: Aw, man! And these guns turned out to be so much fun!
  • Skipper: Then you kids will have to be put in the cell so we can ensure that you don't cause any trouble. Nothing personal, safety procautions require it.
  • Cynder: We must warn Mr. Galaxy!

Toy Galaxy.

  • Mr. Galaxy was celebrating his profit.
  • Mr. Galaxy: I'm in the money, I'm in the money, (Hums the rest of it)-
  • Spyro, Cynder, Shen and Boss Wolf broke in!
  • Mr. Galaxy: "WHOA?! Take it easy on the door, Shell Lodgers! Look, if you guys are still onto me about my previous iffy business practices, I ensure you that you guys gotten me on the straight and narrow! I have already promised not to make any more toy deals with shady characters."
  • Boss Wolf: "Well a supervillain we're after tricked you into going back on your promise, Galaxy!"
  • Mr. Galaxy: "WHAT!?"
  • Lord Shen: "I'm afraid it concerns the Mist Guns! Your a victim of a con worthy of the Joker!"
  • ???: "You finally figured it out, did you, Lodgers?"
  • "Tonya" was seen.
  • "Tonya": "I never once doubted of being eventally found out by the same heroes that saved my brother.... But alas.... (Rips off her business woman disguise and reveils herself as Kryptonia)..... I kinda hoped you guys would've done it sooner. But then again.... I did played it smart. I intentionally sacriviced my Dragon Realms Cloning Centers after I willingly gave some info to Speedos in figuring you would ran into him eventally, just so you guys wouldn't spoil the surprise too soon. But alas. My own genius of slow activating Xenon Serum worked against me, cause now you'll have time to warn everyone.... Oh wait.... Silly me! I have a contendincy plan. Any of you remember that imbecile Dr. Marz? Well, flesh eating locusts aren't his only bug-based science projects. He also had ideas for an experiment about wasps that can accelerate healing medicines though their venom. It was momentarly on hiatus thanks to Marz being a military-centered idiot and that he was eventally removed by you people.... But, I was the one who finally put his plans into action. I took advantage of the years I was un-noticed and created, even superiorly perfected, Marz's wasps! And luckly.... My brother's serum COUNTS, as a medicine. That means, they'll go after all and any who percheased the Mist Guns, and when stung, the Xenon Serum will be exsellerated by their venom. And it won't matter how far these people lived. The Marz Wasps are tireless buggers and they don't suffer from starving and dehydration easily. They can even swim, so hiding underwater won't help! And they will be released from their cage back in my base, with a mere, push of, (brings out a remote with bug wings), this button."
  • Lord Shen: "..... SOMEONE STOP HER!?"
  • Spyro and Cynder charged after Kryptonia, but Kryptonia quickly leaped up into the air and quadtruple flipped and landed gymnasticly onto the ground!
  • Mr. Galaxy pressed a button!
  • Mr. Galaxy: "GET ME SECURITY!? I'M AFRAID TONYA TURNED OUT TO BE A FRAUD!?"
  • Kryptonia: Oh, I made sure those guys were given good days off. (Meanwhile, all security was seen trapped on the wall and paralyzed by the Xenon clones and their paralyzing slime)... Though some who are lucky enough will go on a BIG trip! (A security guard is close to escaping until a Xenon clone stings him with it's stinger tail, causing the security guard to start hallucinating)... So basically, you've got nothing left.
  • Lord Shen: GET HER!!
  • Kryptonia: One step, and I press this button!... OH, WHO AM I KIDDING? (Presses it)
  • Lodgers/Mr. Galaxy: NOOOOOOOO!!! (Several large genetically-engineered large wasps were seen buzzing out from an unknown location as they begun spreading across the area)
  • Kryptonia: NOW LET THE AGE OF XENONS, AND THE DEATH OF ALAN BEGIN!! (Cackles victoriously as she dodged another attack from Spyro and leaped out the window. The Lodgers try to chase her, but she was already gone)
  • Boss Wolf: Aw, wolf! We lost her! (Buzzing was heard in the distance as Ride of the Valkyries plays)... And I just got reminded of the Skeeterazoid fiasco.
  • Spyro: There's no way we can save everyone in time!
  • Cynder: No, but we can warn the Lodgers and see what we can do to reverse this and stop Kryptonia.
  • Lord Shen: Some of us will have to find Alan. But I feel that we'll never reach him before the wasps do.
  • Boss Wolf: Already got the others on speed dial! (Calls them)
  • (Kowalski): Boss Wolf, are you seeing this?!? There's epic buzzing noises, and next thing we knew, there's wasps swarming the area!
  • Boss Wolf: Yeah, Kryptonia is going to use these old experimental medicine-accelerating wasps to accelerate the serum in everyone that has it since it's much faster now that we found her master plan.
  • (Skipper): Butter-melt biscuits! With the vast numbers and speed of these things, we'll never stop it in time. Come back to the Temple. We need to see if we can form a plan.
  • The Group commenced to leave as Mr. Galaxy stared in shock....
  • Mr. Galaxy: "..... This is gonna cost me."

Chapter 4: The Infection Begins/Rounding Up Wasps

The City.

  • Scorch: "This is Scorch Scorchington with urgent news! Mutant Wasps are attacking the city! There are mysterious reports that they're only seem to be attacking those that have purcheased the toy sensations Mist Guns, and are somehow turning them into Xenon creatures. We are already working to discover more about this and-... Wait... My cousins used those guns on me... THAT MEANS- (He Wilhelm screams as the Wasp attacked him now, as the camera was barely able to show him being transformed into a Xenon beast)

Kryptonia's POI-SON Base.

  • Kryptonia: (She sees all this from her lab)... Well, I sure dodged a bullet.
  • Neon: Tell me about it. Those Lodger jerks are much more clever than we thought.
  • Kryptonia: More clever than YOU thought, you mean. I wouldn't let myself be defeated that easily. Now, how's the progress of Xenon-fying the entire area?
  • Neon: Oh, so far, only 450,000 of the buyers have been mutated, and the numbers are increasing immensely.
  • Boron: And you were right, mother! This is WAY better than Off-Road Velociraptor Safari.
  • Kryptonia: Oh, and that's not all. I'm going to order some Xenon clones to begin infecting MORE people with the serum so that the wasps can target them. That means targeting all 52 toy stores in the Anomaly Mart in New York City. Fortunately, I was careful enough to not have those Grox Labs be the only shorce of my clones. (Types in key commands as the cloning chambers in the room begin producing more Xenon clones as they leaped and climbed out carrying out their orders) GO, MY CLONE CHILDREN, SPREAD THE INFECTION ACROSS THE AREA! Soon, we'll start with not just this area, but the ENTIRE DRAGON REALMS AND BEYOND! World after world will suffer our wrath, and most importantly, Alan will be long-suffering that which he left my brother in! Speaking of which, how is that?
  • Boron: Oh, wasps are closing in hot on him.
  • Neon:... What about his little nefpew? Won't he end up suffering the same fate since they got the same guns with the Xenon phase serum in it?
  • Kryptonia: There's nothing I can do to stop that, unfortunately. But it'll actually be satisfying to see his family suffer for it. And the best part is that HIS infliction will be infectious, and thus he'll give Eagle City's officals the same infliction. Then all that will be left is to infect all the UUniverses for shunning what science can do.
  • Neon: Nice, mother. Real nice.
  • Kryptonia: Thank you. Now, get some new Xenon clones ready, and the teleporter as well! We, are going to meet our people! (She watched as the cloning chambers continued creating Xenon clones)

City.

  • A Female Gazelle reporter: "This is Jade Gazelle filling in for Scorch Scorchington cause he is currently.... Too afraid to show his face on camera. And honestly, I can't exactly blame him. The Wasps are still infecting people who percheased the guns. Fortunately, as least we now know the reason why. "Toys of the Krypt" was reveiled to be a front by the 2012 Prison 42 escapee Kryptonia, who used a disguised Xenon Serum in the prepackaged water to indistrectly infect people. But because of the Lougers persistently discovering the trick, she was resorted to use a formerly hiatus Mega-Sci Corp project creation of former Mega Sci Corp leader, Dr. Marz. These very wasps called the "Marz Wasps". And cause of their venom being modifived to exsellerate medicine, which the Xenon Serum tecnecally is, what was once a slow active time bomb now exsellerated into a mutanted doomsday. What? Oh god! I just reseved word that now, Xenon clones armed with the guns themselves are now invading the city and attacking those that didn't buy the guns or gotten spreyed by them in anyway! Meaning that when your hit with the sprey, the wasps will be attracted to sting you! Citizens have been advised to get inside your homes and stay indoors until it is safe! Lock your doors. Bare all windows. Make sure even the smallist vents are inuseable. Protect your children and yourselves. Make no attempts to evacuate from the attacked cities cause if your infected, the wasps will chase you no matter what and-"
  • Two Xenon Clones laughed as they aimed the guns at Jade Gazelle!
  • Jade screamed as she ran!
  • Jade: "RUN FOR IT HANS!?"
  • The Camera man screamed as suddenly the stream went out with the Off-Air screen.

Tri-Corn's office.

  • Tri-corn's bodyguards locked up the doors, windows, and even the vents.
  • Tri-corn: "Jamica, this is a nightmare! First deceptive toys, now mutant wasps!? And on top of that, Kryptonia is making an already bad situation worse by sending more clones to get more citisens!?"
  • Jamica: "Senator, I'm scared."
  • Tri-Corn: "Don't worry Jamica, as long as we're in here, we're safe."
  • The doors are heard banging!
  • Jade's voice: "SENATOR?! PLEASE LET ME IN?!"
  • Tri-Corn: "Jade Gazelle? But your normally just a sectratary for Scorch."
  • Jade's voice: "I TOOK OVER BECAUSE HE GOT XENONISED AND DIDN'T WANTED TO BE SEEN!? PLEASE LET ME IN!? HANS GOT CAPTURED AND IS GETTING XENONISED?! (Crying was heard) PLEASE HELP ME?!"
  • Jamica: "Someone, let miss Jade in!"
  • Tri-corn: "DON'T!? HOW DO WE KNOW IT'S NOT A TRICK!?"
  • Jade's voice: "I'M NOT A THREAT!? PLEASE?! YOU HAVE TO LET ME IN!?"
  • The sound of outside doors breaking are heard.
  • Jade's voice: "(CRYING) PLEAAAAAAAAASE!?"
  • Jamica: TRICORN, JUST OPEN THE DAMN DOOR!!
  • Tricorn: (Sighs) Fine! (She did that as Jade came in and they barricaded the doors as buzzing was heard outside)
  • Jade: (She appears with tattered and ripped clothes, face drenched with tears)... Thank you.
  • Tricorn: You're welcome. Did I heat that you were followed by the Marz Wasps?
  • Jamica: "Why were the Wasps after you?"
  • Jade: "I wasn't among the people who bought the toys. I was attacked by some Xenon clones and they spreyed me like some immature children! Then, those wasps began coming after me! It's bad enough that even if I was never stung, I'll slowly turn into a monster, but now, I am being hounded by misguided products of a deranged madman under the control of a vengerful supervillainess!"
  • Tri-Corn: "It's all right, miss Jade. Your safe here."
  • Jade: You sure that this room is wasp-proof?
  • Jamica: Indeed. You're safe with us. But we can't stay in here forever.
  • Tricorn: Yes we can! (A wasp is able to burst it's stinger through the wood as venom oozed out of the needle)... Then again... GET IN THE PANIC ROOM!! (She pushed the desk over and they all entered as they moved the desk back and the wasps were able to burst in, buzzing around searching for the group)...
  • Jade:... (Gulps)... (The wasps buzzed around for a few seconds until they left)... Oh thank heavens they're- (Suddenly, the wasps and armed Xenon Clones burst throught the panic room and shrieked at them as she screamed, and everything went black as they stung her)

Dragon Guardian Temple

  • A Radio: Hello, New York City, this is your local radio station 103.5 The Point and welcome back to Comedy 630, with PJ and the Hyena (Low-pitched) HYENA! (Lower) HYENAAAA!! (Insane cackles were heard) As you might've already heard, there is a serious wasp infestation going off across the area from New York to Virginia, as wasps have begin infecting people who have been sprayed by Toys from the Krypt's own Mist Guns. WHAT A MISTY DAY IT IS TODAY!!! And all who have been affected are turning into freaks that are slowly getting insane with animalistic behavior. Well, seems to fit since WE'RE ALREADY ANIMALS!! (Monkey sounds were heard) And worse yet, now there's Xenon clones going around and spraying people who didn't get the chance to buy the former toy sensation that sweeped the nation! Talk about an Attack of the Clones! (Brief use of the Star Wars theme was heard, as well as more insane cackles) But on the bright side, HYENA'S GETTING MARRIED! (Kid cheering was heard) But unfortunately, she had a nephew that sprayed her with the mist gun, and so she is probably getting targeted by these overgrown buzz-killers as we speak. (Awws were heard)... But that's okay, I've done this show so many times, IT HARDLY AFFECTS ME!!! (Insane cackles were heard) But now it appears that the local Anomaly Mart Mall is under siege by the mutated threat. MOMMY, CALL THE POLICE!!!- (Tigress turns off the radio)
  • Tigress:... I swear, I don't know how those guys operate.
  • Icky: Yeah, those guys have a mental condition that they developed after doing Comedy 630 for 10 years. It's really weird. But it doesn't seem to bother people like T.K.
  • Spyro: Guys, let's focus on stopping Kryptonia's attacks.
  • Iago: "Wait.... What's protecting US from the wasps!? The Digi Kids bought those things too!? So that means The Xenon Clones and the Wasps will charge at us!?"
  • Lord Shen: "That's why I got the shield up as we speak. Those monstrosities will end up being forced to wait outside."
  • Iago: "That's the problem! Those wasps sound like determined sons of bitches! They'll find a way to break the shield's defenses and soon they'll swarm in and sting the kids, THEN the Xenon Clones will spray us and SOON those bugs will get us!? AND EVEN IF WE MANAGE TO AVOID THEM FOR A LONG TIME, THE SERUM WE'RE ALREADY INFECTED BY WILL XENON-IZE US?! We're toast either way?!"
  • Lord Shen: "Someone smack Iago for me."
  • Icky: (Smacks Iago) Done and done. (Iago then got into a fight with him)
  • Sandy: WILL YOU TWO BIRDBRAINS STOP FIGHTIN' WITH EACH OTHER?!? WHAT DOES THAT PROVE?!? If we're gonna get out of this, we gotta use our heads.
  • Patrick:... Hmm... (His head cartoonishly explodes)... I got nothing.
  • Mad Hatter: Loophead.
  • Icky: Oh, hey there, kettle, meet pot.
  • Lord Shen: I'd rather we don't stand around throwing words at each other, and just figure out how to NOT get Xenon-ized!
  • Iago: "I'm surprised your not the most worried, since those freaks will get to Kairi!"
  • Lord Shen: "Fortunately, that's not the case this time. Kairi's away with Celestia for an upcoming Equestia Holiday. She won't be back for days."
  • Soothsayer: "But still, wouldn't it be prodent for her not to come back in the midst of a mutantion uprising?"
  • Lord Shen: "That is why we need to make sure the mess is cleaned up by then. We need to make those abominations focus on us more!"
  • Sandy: "That way, we can trick the wasps into going into a trap! We trap them, we disable Kryptonia's main way to make more mutants."
  • Super Lion: "They may be mutants, but they're still animals. We need to use their animalistic instints against them. Wasps have been known to be attracted by sweet things."
  • Crane: "But the question is, what kind of sweet things will the wasps enjoy?"
  • Po:... Hmmm...

Later...

  • Tigress: (A honey fountain was seen)... You got Merlin to create a honey fountain?
  • Po: Yeah, wasps love that stuff. Magic may not be used outside of the shield, but it can be useful inside. First, I had him use whatever supplies needed to magically cast the structure, then I... Asked... The bees from that beehive outside to do a favor for us.
  • Monkey: You mean those bees that Fluttershy had us take care of since their last hive was destroyed?
  • Po: Yeah. I figured they would give us the honey in exchange for us taking care of them. So viola, a honey fountain.
  • Lord Shen:... I'm actually impressed you pulled this off, Panda. Usually, you're not that smart.
  • Po: When you teach an entire strategy to a village of pandas, you tend to think more.
  • Lord Shen: Quite. And you're sure this will work?
  • Po: If this doesn't work, then call me a fatass!
  • Viper: "But that would mean having to turn off the sheild to even get the wasps' attention."
  • Lord Shen: "A risky manuver I wager, but fortunately, this room has a lockdown feature to trap whatever threat or intruder would dare invade our santum. I just hope this works."

Outside.

  • Several Gun trotting Xenon clones are seen sitting about as the wasp swarm still buzz around the sheild.
  • Xenon clone #1: "..... How long until these bugs figure out how to bust down the sheild?"
  • Xenon clone #2: "Shouldn't be too long. The Marz Wasps may be unsentient, but they're not complete idiots."
  • Xenon clone #3: "But remember what mother said. They are still prone to animalistic instincts. So we have to be on the look out for things that'll trigger it... Like sweet things."
  • Xenon clone #1: "Wasps like sweet things?"
  • Xenon clone #3:... We're cloned from a scientific genius, and THAT'S the question you ask? WASPS USE SWEET THINGS TO MAKE THEIR HONEY!!
  • Xenon clone #1: Ohh... I gotcha.
  • Xenon clone #2: So... What do we do?
  • Xenon clone #3: We wait for an opportunity and we seize it! We find all those Lodgers, and we spray them! The wasps will do the rest. (The wasps then start smelling something with their antennae, and squeal in joy)
  • Xenon clone #1:... Wow, something smells like honey. (The shield drops as the wasps then zoomed inside and discovered the honey fountain, squealing as they begun consuming it)
  • Xenon clone #3: CLONES, WASPS, DON'T JUST STAND THERE, DO YOUR JOBS!!! FIND THOSE KIDS, AND SPRAY THOSE HEROES!! (The wasps shriek at him and continued eating the honey) DON'T YOU SHRIEK AT ME, KRYPTONIA DOES NOT TOLERATE THIS BEHAVIOR!!! FIND THOSE KIDS, NOW, THAT'S AN OR- (Merlin manages to turn their mist guns into regular spray guns)
  • Lord Shen:... Looking for someone? (Takes out his blade)
  • Xenon clone #3:... ATTACK!! (The clones all charged)

12 seconds later...

  • Xenon clone #3: (They were being knocked around and beaten by the Lodgers) WASPS, DO YOUR JOBS!!! (The wasps were still eating the honey)
  • Po: Give it a rest, they're not going to be doing anything for a while. BELLY-GONG! (He belly-flops Xenon clone #3 through the window as he knocks over the mentioned beehive)...
  • Xenon clone #3: (The bees got angry at him)... Aw, piss! (The bees started attacking him) AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
  • Tigress: Have to admit, Po, not one of your finest moves.
  • Po: It was only an accident.
  • Xenon clone #3: (Covered in sting blisters) RETREAT!!! RETREAT!!! (They all took off running away)
  • Tito: BYE-BYE, FREAKAZOIDS!!! I POOP IN YOUR DIRECTION!!!
  • Merlin: Now for the wasps. (Magically traps them in a magic cylindrical dome)
  • Icky: "Well, we captured like one swarm, but there's still an entire mess of them in the cities!"
  • Po: "Oh, don't worry. I asked the Niners to do some Wasp collecting."

Elsewhere.

  • The Nine's Novacar was seen holding a giant jar of honey.
  • Super Lion: Well, it took a LOT of money and magic to do it, but the honey trap is ready.
  • Vapor Wolf: Yeah, and it's enormous.
  • Wasps notice the jar and buzzed with delight!
  • Wise Guy Jackel: "Heads up! The buzzers liked what they see!" (They all got into the honey trap, but then they ended up getting stuck as the surface was flypaper covered in honey)
  • Rockathor: HAH! Suck on it, bug-brains! You just went down like squashed bugs.
  • Elementos: Is this supposed to attract ALL wasps in the area?
  • Super Lion: Nope. Good thing Gadgetia was considering creating a duplicator that can make copies of whatever it targets. She was able to salvage it from the wreckage of our base.
  • Gadgetia: Though beforehand, I've had to face some complaints involving how 'unlawful' duplication of objects are. They kept on whining that it was like counterfeit, a way to get what you want without paying for it. Like if a kid wanted something, you just duplicate it and give it to him for free. I swear, it's talk like that that makes Alan so infamous.
  • Super Lion: Bottom line, you're using that duplication device to make more of those honey traps?
  • Gadgetia: Yes, just as soon as it's sterilized of all it's muck, scum, and crabs.

Marz Wasps capturing latrer.

  • The entire Wasp swarms are all captured and placed inside a giant jar with an air filter.
  • Lord Shen: ".... Well everyone.... We have offitcally outdone ourselves."
  • Super Lion: "Though sadly, I'm afraid it's all but a bitter sweet victory. A good number of people were Xenonised."
  • Gadgetia: "And they're holding a huge speech party for Kryptonia at the mall, who is using her freaky powers to somehow gain control of those people."
  • Lord Shen: "Good thing I didn't say we were overall done. We just prevented her sceme from going global. It's time we bit the bud of this Xenon nonsesne for good!"
  • Xenon: "Way ahead of you.... And I already created an Anti-Xenon serum for that... And we can turn those Wasps against Dinese in a fitting twist of irony."

Chapter 5: The Xenon Invasion

Anomaly Mall

  • Mind-warped Xenon people stood before Kryptonia in her giant form, next to Neon and Boron.
  • Kryptonia: "My magnifisent Xenon army! Do not be discourage by the loss of the wasps! I'll always make another way to spread my brother's serum! But in the meantime, let us REJOICE, the coming age of Xenonmainia! Now, we can spread onto the entire planet, capture all Non-Xenons, and turn them into more Xenons at a later date! REJOICE, FOR THE YEAR OF THE XENONS, START, NOW!?"
  • Boron: "Right now? Cause, it's already the mid-early start of the year, so, it'll only be 1/3rd of the Year of the Xenons."
  • Kryptonia:... (Grabs Boron and growls at him)
  • Boron: AND THIS IS, AHHHK, THE YEAR OF THE, AAHHK, XENONS!! HAPPY NEW YEAR, MOTHER!!
  • Kryptonia:... You've already ruined it, Boron! (Lets him go) You ruined a perfectly-good speech with that dumb comment. Consider yourself MORE unredeemed than ever.
  • Boron: I-I-I'm sorry, mother! (Sobs)
  • Kryptonia: Now, now, don't give me those tears. You know I still care for you. Now, all of you, get ready for global infection. From what our reports have shown, Alan has already been infected, and has gone missing. So now that half of my revenge is complete, all we have to do is mutate everyone else, and see how if feels to be judged by how ugly THEY look! (Cackles)
  • ???: NOT TODAY, NOR ANY OTHER DAY!! (The Lodgers and the Nine arrived from all levels of the mall)
  • Kryptonia: Oh dear. Ya know, I used to admire your persistence, but now, I wish for you lot to piss off already.
  • Patrick: BUT WE DON'T HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM! (Banzai hits him on the head) YOU'RE WELCOME!
  • Lord Shen: WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED, KRYPTONIA! YOUR REIGN OF TERROR HAS COME TO AN END!
  • Kryptonia: Look, I'm kinda in the midts of an extremely impourent historical change, so, your gonna have to play with my Xenon clones instead, ok? (Sends a monstrous call as more Xenon clones came out from the rooftop, surrounding the Lodgers and the Nine on all levels) Xenons, take care of them! As for the rest of us, the invasion will proceed as planned. Go out and advance, find as may uninfected civilians as possible.
  • Xenon: (Leaps in front of them)... No such thing will happen, Dinese! You've gone too far with this nonsensical revenge scheme!
  • Kryptonia: Don't you see, Blake? I'm doing this for you! Think of all the people who have shunned you! Think of all that have turned you into what you are now! This is all for you. They'll finally respect you.
  • Xenon: No, they'll hate me even more than they did back then. That's not what I wanted. I never asked for all of the UUniverses to be turned into Xenons like me. I never asked to have Alan suffer a mutating death. And I certainly didn't ask for YOU to make our family look even more terrible! You're a disgrace to our family name, and you have to be stopped!
  • Kryptonia: Ya know, the Blake Hoskins I knew back then would've been all over this. But I see being around your saviors has taken away that edge. It's a pity too, cause I already plan to have holidays named after you and make your birthday a sacred day. I've come too far to let you and those ridiculous misfit rat-bags take this all away from me! XENONS, ATTACK!! (The Xenons begun attacking as the Lodgers  and the Nine began fighting them off!)
  • Xenon: STOP THIS IMMEDIATELY! (Jumps towards Kryptonia, but she back-hands him into a Wendy's stand)
  • Batty: Wendy's, Quality is our Recipe- (He gets smacked by a Xenon clone)
  • Tigress: (The Furious Five, Po, Shifu, SpongeBob, and Sandy were seen fighting off Xenon clones) Be very careful! They have children personas, so that means they're prone to cheap-shots!
  • Po: Cheap-shots? Even hitting below the bel- (He gets hit in the crotch by a Xenon clone) OHHH, HO-HO-HO-OHHHHHH! MY TENDERS!!! OHHHHH!
  • Sandy: (Takes off her pressurized suit and gets into the same Kill-Bill suit from Karate Island) Oh, GOD, that suit was sweaty and weighing me down. (She ended up fighting much more efficiently than before)
  • SpongeBob: SANDY, LOOK OUT! (A Xenon clone aimed his stinger tail at her, but Sandy caught it in time)
  • Sandy: Oh, I'm sorry, I already had my flu shot! (Rips the tail off and kicks him off the ledge as he let out a goofy scream) And THAT'S how you do it Texas style!!
  • A Xenon clone was about to ambush Sandy!
  • Xenon Clone: How's about a Xenon Sytile bitch?! RAAAAAAAA- (He gets knocked off the ledge by a belly-flop from Po)
  • Sandy: "Thanks for the save, Po!"
  • Xenon: (Continues fighting Serpent Kryptonia, but she proves to be a decent match for him, and then she began to fire an electrical lightning blast from her tail stinger) OH, S***!! (He barely dodges it as the lightning blast hit a bowling alley)
  • Max: NOT THE BOWLING ALLEY!!!
  • Sam: "Alas, dear Pete's Bowling Ally, I knew thy well."
  • Boron and Neon saw Kryptonia and Xenon fighting.
  • Boron: "Ok, for sure this time, we need to help mother!"
  • ???: "I DON'T THINK SO, AGAIN!?"
  • Boron and Neon looked to see the Hyenas, The Dactyls, and The Raptors having already defeated the Xenon Clones that were chasing after them.
  • Neon: ".... Ya think the slightly smarter Xenon clones would offer a better fight with guys like them."
  • Boron: "I know, right? It's like the minute when the heroes get into the big climax, the awesome henchmen suddenly start to get smack around like push-overs and-"
  • Boron and Neon get beaten down by the Hyenas, The Dactyls and the Raptors again!
  • Lord Shen started to slice and dice down some Xenon Clones!
  • A Xenon Clone tried to sting Shen, but Shen sliced off the stinger as the Xenon Clone screeched in pain, then Shen stabbed it into the heart and slain it!
  • Lord Shen: "I RATHER NOT RETURN TO THAT TRIP?!"
  • Gilda was seen holding Trixie like a gun and started to fire magic beams at Xenon clones as they were either sent flying or turned into harmless, albeit still xenonised, animals. A very big Tiger-stripped Xenon was about to pounce from behind, but Gilda quickly turned and zapped the brute into a tiny baby xenonised tiger cub.
  • Xenonised Tiger Cub: "Meow."
  • Icky and Iago came from nowhere on a battle-tank!
  • Icky: "AWWWWW YEAH!? I KNEW BUYING THAT TANK FROM WARFACE'S EBAY WAS GONNA PAY OFF?!"
  • Iago: Uh, you do realize that this tank goes against what we have our van for, so Lord Shen is probably going to impound it.
  • Icky: I know, I know, but let's at least enjoy a badass ride while we still can! YEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAA!?
  • Icky and Iago drove the tank around and squish retreating Xenon clones into a messy pulp! The Tank approuched a retreating group but one short Xenon clone with a gruff chin.
  • Gruff Xenon Clone: "So what, you got a big bad-ass tank and your using it to over-wealm us, big whoopy do, wanna fight abou-"
  • The Tank drives over and kills the Gruff Xenon clone!
  • Alex roars and smacks a Xenon Clone straight into the sky!
  • Marty bucks a Xenon clone straight into a wood chipper!
  • The Camera focuses on Marty wincing as a gory sound was heard!
  • Marty: "Ohhhh, NAS-TY!?"
  • Some Xenon clones cornered Gloria into a wall, but then, Melman screaming a tarzan scream came in and smack the crowd down with a bowling strike sound, sending Xenon Clones flying!
  • Merlin: "ALA-KA, SAM?!"
  • BLAM?!
  • The Xenon Clones that tried to attack Merlin have been turned into Glass statues!
  • A Xenon Clone had Kaa pinned down, but Kaa quickly hypnotised the Xenon Clone to control it. Then Kaa had it attack another Xenon Clone fighting Savio, as the two now fueding Xenon clones tripped over the ledge and fell!
  • Chi-Fu was screaming running from the Xenon Clones and was cornered!
  • Xenon clone 1: "Any last words?"
  • Chi-Fu smiled.
  • Chi-Fu: "How's about this?.... Chimera."
  • Xenon Clones: "Huh?"
  • The MLP Chimera came from nowhere and pounced and ripped apart the Xenon clones!
  • Chi-Fu climbed apawn the Chimera.
  • Chi-Fu: "Beware, mutanted ruffians, I have a Chimera, and I am not afraid to let her lose apawn you!"
  • The Chimera roared as it chased after retreating Xenon Clones!
  • Lefou pushes a cart that rams into more Xenon Clones!
  • Patrick held a boombox.
  • Patrick: "ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?!"
  • Spongebob: "Holy tartar sauce! COVER YOUR EARS?!"
  • Patrick plays his terrorable first song.
Patrick Star- " I Wrote This Song"

Patrick Star- " I Wrote This Song"

  • Xenon Clones began to scream and screech!
  • Kryptonia: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!? OH MY DEVINES?! WHY!?"
  • One Xenon Clone dunked his head into the wishing foundton and drowned himself.
  • Another Xenon clone grabbed the high voltage box and fried to death!
  • Xenon Clones slide under the Tank of Icky's and get squished!
  • A Xenon Clone jumped into a portable cartoon hole and vanished as the song finished!
  • Squidward: "They sell Acme's portable cartoon holes? Seriously?"
  • Sam: Sure. Marvin Acme had put his products on the market before he died. Didn't help that his evil brother tried to extort them more with his monkey-business. They sell them right over there. (They see a store called 'Acme Stores')
  • Max: Yeah, I mean, they have a popularity to them with best customers such as that Wile E. Coyote failure.
  • The Xenon clones couldn't take it anymore and all retreated!
  • Kryptonia: NO!? NO!? COME BACK HERE AND FIGHT THEM!! (They ignored her and left) DON'T YOU IGNORE ME, COME BACK!! (They were all gone)...
  • Xenon: "They may be stronger then those first staged ones Krypton N9 had, but that doesn't mean they were more determined then those first stagers. Once again.... You really should've made sure those clones had proper defeluptment."
  • Kryptonia growled?!
  • Kryptonia: "NON-CLONE XENONS!? I ORDER YOU ALL TO ATTACK!!
  • The Xenonised Citizens formed a huge mob around the lougers and the Niners, prepared to fight, but unwilling to hurt the citizens at the same time.
  • Kate: (She suddenly appeared in her mech)... Not today! (She started to sprey the Xenonised citizens with Anti-Xenon serum)
  • Kryptonia: WHAT?! NO!!!
  • Suddenly, the Marz Wasps flew in and began stinging the Xenonised Citizens back to normal!
  • Citizen 1: YAY!? WE'RE NOT FREAKS ANYMORE!!
  • Citizen 2: AND WE'RE FREED FROM BEING UNDER THAT WHINY BITCH'S CONTROL!!
  • Jade: LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!!
  • Puss opens the doors and bows gentlemenly.
  • Puss: "Please exit away from an epic Louger showdown waiting to happen in an orderly fastion."
  • The Crowd leaves enmasse!
  • Kryptonia: "NO!! COME BACK!? I, I NEED YOU TO HELP ME AVENGE MY BROTHER AGAINST SOCITY!?"
  • Citizen 3: GO SCREW YOURSELF, LADY, WHAT PART OF 'FREE' DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?!? (The crowd has completely left the mall)
  • Kryptonia: NO!! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NOOOOOOOO!!!... No!... (She falls to the ground distraught)
  • Xenon: "Face it, Dinese.... Your revenge sceame was ultamately fruitless."
  • Kryptonia started to cry.
  • Kryptonia: "Why Blake? Why did you ruin everything!? I was only trying to avenge you!"
  • Xenon: "You were doing it in the wrongest ways possable! Terrorable as Alan is, he doesn't deserve to be mutanting to death and to be given an even bigger excuse to only hate science more! And on top of that, you endangered young children!? That would risk creating a new generation of Alans?! DID YOU EVER THOUGHT THAT THROUGH?!"
  • Kryptonia gasped in relisation......
  • Kryptonia: "........ Oh...... Oh my god...... I...... I....... I never considered that."
  • Xenon: "EXACTLY?! And even IF they became Xenons, they'll still grow up with a hatred for you! You would've robbed them of their humanity, in a relitive sense since this would is mostly dominated by animals and dragons, and they would hate you for it! They would've rebeled, find a way to make themselves immune to your mind control skills, and eventally would've destroyed you!? YOU, WERE BEING JUST AS BAD AS ALAN WAS?! HE ROBBED MY HUMANITY, IN A SENSE, AND LEFT ME AS A XENON BECAUSE OF AN HONEST MISTAKE!? YOU, WERE GONNA ROB THEIR HUMANITY, JUST TO GET VENGENCE ON A ROTTEN POLOTISION THAT ALREADY HAS IT BAD AS IT IS NOW?! I get it! Socity made a mistake turning on me, but it made up for it by seeing me as a hero now because I earned hero status when I started to fight crime and helped Kate make the worlds a better place! Not just that, but Alan doesn't have it good anymore. Even before the mess Krypton N9 started! Even the Millaterry doesn't take him that seriously anymore! Alan is now losing power, and it didn't even needed you to make this mess! AND THEN CAME THAT "TAKE OVER AND MUTANTE THE UNIVERSE" GARBAGE?! WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?!"
  • Kryptonia: Because they shun things like genetic perfection! They don't see powerful beings as helpful and good at all! Some are even vain enough to not consider it beautiful! All they do is treat them badly for no reason other than saying that they're abominations of nature and creating them is plying God! I DON'T CARE IF IT'S PLAYING GOD, IT'S WHAT SCIENCE STANDS FOR!!! The people of the UUniverses are hypocrites for acknowledging science, yet shunning what it can do! And they must pay dearly for it!
  • Xenon: And who WOULDN'T shun something that they're not yet used to? Why did you think those otherwise harsh laws and segregation existed? Because the world was not ready for something different. Prejudice exists because it's what helps us learn.... Provided if it's not being used in the wrongest ways possable.
  • Kryptonia: BUT THIS IS LIKE THEY'RE REPEATING HISTORY!! I still say they're hypocrites that deserve to be punished!
  • Xenon: So you're saying that people deserve to be punished over something that they couldn't help? Prejudice is a natural thing. Ok, granted, it can mostly be a BAD naterol thing and is a smaller cousin of Xenophobia, but, let me explain why. Would co-existence even EXIST without it? It's like you're saying that animals shouldn't follow their instincts. You can't just expect people to look at a mutated creature and/or being very positively for the first time. This mutant could be infectious and/or destructive. It requires adaptation to truly know a good mutnation from a bad one. Yes, it's wrong to treat people like they're freaks cause of such things. But it's even MORE wrong to rub it in people's faces by seeing how they like it. This UUniversal infection is still pointless no matter what you say to justify it. For crying out loud, what made you think that this was going to change anything?
  • Kryptonia:... Because I thought it just would?
  • Xenon: "Oh, YOU THOUGHT IT JUST WOULD?!? BY, THE GODS, DINESE?! WHAT WOULD MOM AND DAD SAY ABOUT THIS, HUH?!"
  • Kryptonia started to slowly revert back to her normal form.
  • Kryptonia: "They...... They would..... They would scold the crap out of me, regaurdless of whether they would hate Alan or not."
  • Xenon: "INDEED THEY WOULD! They would've expected you to rise above and be better then the kind of provokable garbage someone like Alan is! Because if you allow them to turn you into a worse monster then them, then it'll end up looking like they were justifived in picking on you to begin with! All your doing, is making Alan's garbage beliefs about science looking like they're correct! You are being as neednessly violent as the original owners of those Grox Labs you used to build cloning centers in!"
  • Kryptonia completely reverted back into her basic form.
  • Kryptonia: "Brother, I..... I...... I just wanted to... I..... I was trying to..... I..... I..... I don't even know anymore?!"
  • Kryptonia plopped into the floor and cried!
  • Xenon sighed.
  • Kryptonia: "....... Blake...... I'm so sorry!?"
  • Xenon smiled.
  • Kryptonia gets up.
  • Kryptonia: "I'll..... I'll make up for everything. I'll go straight and narrow. I'll, I'll use my Xenon clones for good. I'll give up the super-villain shit! I'll make an effert to change!"
  • Xenon: "I'm glad to hear that, Dinese."
  • Kryptonia and Xenon were about to give a tearful reunion hug, but then, suddenly, Xenon was painfully zapped, but not by Kryptonia, but by an angry, vengeful, and mutanted Alan Baldwin Eagle!
  • Icky: "OH MY GOD, IT WAS A TRICK?! SHE HAD A XENON BIRD TO SURPRISE ATTACK BLAKE?!"
  • Iago: "THAT'S ALAN, YOU IDIOT?!"
  • Kate: "ALAN?!"
  • Al: "ALL, I WAS TRYING TO DO, WAS PROTECT THIS WORLD FROM BECOMING THE NEXT GROX?! AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET IN RETURN?! (ZAPS XENON AS BADLY AS WHAT HAPPENED WHEN AXLE WAS DOING) AND ON TOP OF THAT?! MY NEFPEW IS NOW SICK!? THE MUTANTION IS TOO MUCH FOR HIM?! HE'LL DIE WITHIN 5 HOURS!? ALL THANKS TO YOUR WHORE SISTER, BLAKE HOSKINS?! NOW, TIME TO DO SOMETHING THAT IDIOT EEL COP FAILED TO DO?! KILL YOU?! TIME TO DIE, BLAKE HOSKINS?! AND THIS TIME, STAY DEAD?!"
  • Al zapped Xenon until he was in a critical condition!
  • Kryptonia: "BROTHER!?"
  • Kate: "BLAKE!?"
  • Spongebob: "XENON?!"
  • Tigress: "...... YOU SHAMELESS COWERD?!"
  • Al laughed maniacly over his would-be kill.
  • Al: "YOUR HISTORY, BLAKE?! SOON TO BE FORGOTTEN HISTORY!? FUCK THE BLACKLIST?! I'LL USURP THAT IDIOT TRI-CORN AND MAKE MYSELF SENATOR!? THEN, I WILL BAN SCIENCE UNIVERSE-WIDE?! I'LL MAKE THE UNIVERSES ANOTHER 19TH CENTAURY COMMUNITY?! (LAUGHS MANIACLY!?)"
  • Kryptonia: "(Sheds tears over a mortally weaken Xenon, then angerly growls at Al)..... You no longer deserve the mercy of the mutantion killing you within a few years..... I'LL END YOUR MISERABLE EXISTENCE NOW?!"
  • Kryptonia pounced onto Al out of the mall and began to fight!
  • Kate came to Xenon's aide!
  • Kate: "Blake! Please stay with me! Someone, please heal him!"
  • Merlin: Don't you remember he has a healing factor? He can heal from this himself.
  • Kate:... Oh... Sorry. It's just, he was in a simular situation when you cured him, so....
  • Icky: "Well that was mainly because of his over-mutantion itself. Otherwise, all Alberto did was make a soon to be pissed off Xenon."
  • Xenon healed from the attack, albeit moaning painfully.
  • Xenon: (He was barely able to get up)... We need to stop Alan!
  • Icky: Oh, let the bastard die. He just proved that he doesn't deserve to be cured.
  • Lord Shen: Prehistoric one, normally I would be quick to follow up and decree that we should let Kryptonia have her justice after all, but in this case, Alan is clearly only like this because his family was threatened. In this case, his nefpew.
  • Icky: "I understand that, but-"
  • Shifu: "Do not get us wrong, Icky. Alan will NOT be able to enjoy the luxery of still being govenor of a city anymore after this is over. Even his family would want him to see justice for this.... But it can't be through Kryptonia's wishes for Justice."
  • Xenon: "Besides. For all it's worth. Alan is from a family that suffers a history of alliments, and not just their inhered cancers. Fittingly in an ironic way, even when we cure Alan, he'll still be stuck as a Xenon like I was. Guess Dinese will get some satisfaction of Alan suffering at all."
  • Kate: "Yeah, but.... I'm afraid she failed to rise above Alan's s*** again. Even though you didn't die like that basturd hope, this was still bad enough to make Dinese still want to destroy Alan for this! I'm afraid we're gonna have to stop both of those mutanted fools from destroying eachother."
  • Lord Shen: Indeed. Now we'd better make sure that Alan is stopped and is cured of his ailment so he can never threaten anyone, or himself, again.
  • Boss Wolf: "But, what about Alan's nefpew? Alan said he'll die in 5 hours, and dealing with a mutant fight normally takes longer then that."
  • Kate: Hopefully, we'll cure him as well. But I don't know if we'll be able to find him in time.
  • Sandy: Yeah, and it ain't like Alan will be willing to tell us.... But Tricorn can.
  • Lord Shen: Okay, then. Some of us will go find Alan's nephew. The rest of us will have to stop the fight between Alan and Kryptonia.
  • SpongeBob: You heard the bird, let's go kick some ass. (The Lodgers and other heroes split up)

Chapter 6: A Xenon-ized Showdown

City

  • Alan: (Screeches a roar-like screech as he and Kryptonia fought, and as they got into a grip-lock, Kryptonia trandsformed into her Cobra Form and got stronger, pushing Alan into a house that crumbled on top of him)... (He bursts out screeching) YOU AND YOUR BROTHER WILL PAY FOR THIS!!!
  • Kryptonia: Not if YOU pay for trying to kill my brother first! (Alan displayed his long feather-tipped stinger tail, and tried to sting Kryptonia with it, but Kryptonia grabbed it, and tore it off)
  • Alan: RAAAWWWWWKKKK!!!... (Growls)... Do you know... How long it's gonna take... To regrow my tail?!?
  • Kryptonia: Wait, it doesn't heal as much as-
  • Alan: Boop! (His tail grew back rapidly)... Any consulation, Dinese..... THAT STILL HURTS LIKE HELL?!
  • Kryptonia: Walked right into that one. (Alan tried to sting her again, but she dodged, and turned into her Krait Form, getting into a tight space) OH, NO YOU DON'T! (The tail's feathers went down as he generated the same electricity he used to zap Xenon, and the glowing thorns on the edges of the stinger made the stinger glow as well, and then Alan fired a blast of electric energy that obliterated the area Kryptonia went in, but she was nowhere to be found)... COME ON OUT AND FIGHT ME, KRYPTONIA!!! I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU ANYMORE NOW THAT YOU'VE FOOLISHLY GIVEN ME THE POWER TO PUT YOU AND YOUR BROTHER DOWN FOR GOOD!!! IF THOSE LODGERS HADN'T INTERFERED BACK WHEN YOUR BROTHER WAS GONNA DIE FROM THAT MUTANTION, HE WOULD'VE BEEN GONE ALREADY AND I WOULDN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HIM EVER AGAIN!!
  • Kryptonia: YOU LEAVE MY BROTHER ALONE, YOU MONSTER!! (She came out in her base form and kicked Alan into the rubble)... I SHOULD'VE ENDED YOU MYSELF INSTEAD OF GOING THROUGH ALL THIS TROUBLE!!! I SHOULD'VE WENT TO YOUR OFFICE, AND MURDERED YOU IN COLD-BLOOD!! Could've saved me SO MUCH TROUBLE!!
  • Alan: (Screeches as he scratched at Kryptonia's eye as it slowly healed)
  • Kryptonia:... (She grew into her Serpent Form again, and pinned Alan down as he struggled to break free)... Let's see how you get out of this when I accelerate your terminal illness by giving you MORE mutant serum with my Serpent Form's mutative venom.
  • Alan: (Growls angrily and spits paralyzing saliva on her face as she tears it off)
  • Kryptonia: (Prepares to spit her mutative venom until Super Lion charges into her, sending her straight into a building as it collapsed on top of her) WHO DARES INTERFERE WITH THIS EXECUTION?!?
  • Super Lion: (The Amazing Nine and the Lodgers appeared) Kryptonia, you're not thinking straight!
  • Alan: And YOU'RE interfering with MY business in putting down the Hoskins' family. (He fires a paralyzing saliva blast that the group dodged in time, as the two continued fighting)
  • Super Lion: STOP!! (He kicks Alan into a building as he plows through the many office desks and cubicles)... Kryptonia, do not make it worse than it already is.
  • Kryptonia: Why not? Alan had just proved that he's not worth ANY chance of living, so I am putting him out of his misery. And socity's as well! What I SHOULD'VE done instead of go through all this trouble, WAS KILL HIM IN HIS OWN OFFICE, AND MAKE HIS HEAD INTO A TROPHY!!
  • Lady Vanished: Now THAT'S not any different then the last time you tried that direct approuch..
  • Kryptonia: Don't care! I'm doing it anyway! (She plowed through the heroes and went after Alan)
  • Private: WE HAVE TO STOP THEM!!!
  • Skipper: "Time to cancel this mutant grudge match!"
  • Al flew out of the building he was tossed into and saw Kryptonia charging after him!
  • Al Saw a not too far billboard advertisement for Tri-Corn's re-election, and flew torwords it, as Kryptonia followed!
  • Al then arial smacked the billboard off of it's standing and about to fall onto Kryptonia, but she punched it and destroyed the billboard!
  • Al: "It seems you and Cockarouches have a thing in commen, Dinese.... YOUR BOTH HARD TO KILL?!"
  • Suddenly, something invisable smacks into Al, then suddenly, Lady Vanished appeared, triple flipped land onto the window sill and vanished again!
  • Al: "STAY OUT OF THIS, YOU INEFFECTUAL HEROES?! YOU FAILED TO STOP KRYPTONIA SOONER?!"
  • Gadgetia leaped up, flipped 4 times as she brought out ray guns that fired at The Dodging Al!
  • Gadgetia quickly brought out a helicopter propeller and flew!
  • The Five arrived!
  • Tigress: "Maybe we should've realised her plans sooner, but we made up for it and stopped her plans over all!"
  • Mantis: "Yeah, she was gonna retire as a Super Villain till you came and bouched it up!?"
  • Al: "DETAILS, DETAILS!? YOU SHOULD'VE STOPPED THIS SOONER?! NOW MY NEFPEW WILL DIE AND MY FAMILY WILL BE DESISTATED?! NOT TO MENTION THAT THANKS TO THAT IDIOTIC TRI-CORN'S POLOCY AGAINST MUTANTS BEING IN ELECTIVE OFFICES, I'LL BE REMOVED FROM GOVENOR POSITION!?"
  • Viper: "WELL ACTING OUT AND INTERFEARING WITH LOUGER BUSINESS IS NOT GONNA CHANGE HER MIND ABOUT THIS?!"
  • Po (Arriving): Besides, if you wanted your nephew cured, all you had to do was ask!
  • Skipper: But then again, you wouldn't because YOU'RE A SCIENCE-HATING D***WEED!! And even curing him will still leave him in his mutant body, so perhaps he'll be in better hands.
  • Al: YOU LEAVE MY NEPHEW ALONE!! (Blasts a powerful electric bolt of lightning that they all dodged right before Kryptonia scaled the building he was on, and pounced on him)
  • Super Lion: (The aerial Lodgers tried to break up the fight, but the two kept on knocking them away. Super Lion eventually got in between the both of them as Kryptonia displayed her transparent gliding crests roaring) ENOUGH OF THIS NOW!!!
  • Al: I'LL KILL YOU!! I'LL F****** KILL YOU!!
  • Super Lion: No one is killing anyone! You two can't settle this with fighting. We're already working on a way to do that ourselves. Killing is not going to solve anything. Now are you going to stop this senseless violence, or am I gonna have to- (His head gets covered in paralyzing saliva, and as he struggles to get it off, the two continued to fight and the heroes continued chasing them down, while the Amazing Nine helped Super Lion get the saliva off)... (His face was expressionless)
  • Vapor Wolf: Oh, great, he's got face-freeze! Now he can't talk!
  • Iron: We need to stop that battle! Come on! (They all went off. Meanwhile, Al took off into an open street while Kryptonia glided across and grabbed hold of Al)
  • Al: GET OFF OF ME, BEAST!!! (Crane was able to get a hold of them, and use a rope to tie them both together as Monkey pulled the rope, bringing them both to them on the rooftop)
  • Monkey: You two are done!
  • Al roared but then, Po tied strong chains around the mouth of Al and placed a locked on it!
  • Kryptonia: "Typical heroes. Your not even a fan of villains destroying each-other, even when it makes your careers SO much easier!"
  • Po: "Well, that's what seperates real heroes from not so real ones. Also, your fight was pretty much wrecking the neightberhood. And yeah, Tri-corn's gonna have a serious issue with you about her billboard!"
  • Kryptonia: Then I'll finish it quickly! (She breaks the ropes by turning into her Serpent Form, and grabs Al, preparing to use her mutative venom on him) Prepare to die, Alan!
  • Super Lion: NO! (Blasts Kryptonia's hand as it burned and let go of Alan, and she ended up spraying her mutative venom across the rooftop as the Lodgers dodged)
  • Rockathor: Not the brightest move, boss.
  • Super Lion: Rockathor, not now!
  • Alan: (Tears the chains off) WILL YOU GUYS JUST SCREW OFF ALREADY?!? THIS IS NONE OF YOR BUSINESS!!
  • Lord Shen: This IS our business! You're doing some pretty nasty property damage worth a thousand dollars. So let's stop this nonsense...(Takes out a needle) And let's give Alan the cure to his terminal illness.
  • Alan:... You're curing me?
  • Lord Shen: Yeah, who do you take us for, antiheroes?... Well... We are for the most part. But regardless, you need this.
  • Alan:... Well, I'll have it AS SOON AS I'M DONE WITH THIS BEAST!!
  • Kryptonia: I'd like to see you try, Alan!
  • Alan: (Roars as he punched Kryptonia to the ground as her Serpent Form shook the earth and reverted her back to her base form. Alan then dive-bombed after her, but Kryptonia back-flipped out of the way, then shocked him with her electric tail stingers, then threw him into a wall)
  • Super Lion: (Grabs Kryptonia and pins her to the groud) I SAID NO!! (He is able to knock her out cold with a punch)
  • Alan: COME HERE YOU SCAT CAT!! (Super Lion grabbed him and did the same to him, knocking him out)
  • Super Lion:... (The others arrived)... There. Now they're finished.
  • Lord Shen: Thank the divines, because I don't think we could take anymore property damage.

Later.

  • After Alan was cured, though he still retains a xenon form, he was seen taken to a seperate Prison 42 ship as the Kryptonia inside a anti-mutant chamber is being taken to another Prison 42 ship, sharing it with Neon, Boron, and Speedos.
  • Scorch was seen next to Jade, congradulating her for doing mostly well on her first time as a news reporter, reveiling that she was only an assitent, and was heard offering her a chance to become a full on news anchur, with Jade insisting she'll think about.
  • The Wasps are seen being taken into a Mega-Sci Corp ship.
  • Lesley: "They'll be taken back to the first Mega-Sci Corp base in Businecaden, the business planet. We have a mostly private zoo of past biological exspeariments. They'll be taken and kept happy there. I'm just glad we were able to capture yet another crazy idea of Dr. Marz."
  • Kate: "Same here. Though.... It's very bitter-sweet for Blake. Thanks to Alan being a twat, Kryptonia reconsidered denouncing her super-villain career. Granted, she's no longer out to mutante socity, but she would still be prone to have her Xenon Clones cause trouble when nessersary, just for a quest to have something to use against Alan."
  • Lesley: "Well, at least it's worse off for Alan. He's removed from office, Tri-corn's already aiming to get Eagle City a new govenor, the Eagle Family will have to adapt to having two mutants in the family, and they finally got the message that Alan might've not been the best representation of their image. They are already denouncing Alan as a real Eagle on social media and the news. And I think the residents would be thrilled to know that this tecnecally means the city will finally once again leave the 19th Centaury and return to the 21st. Why, already, Mega-Sci Corp and Cybercon are already being permited to claim and reopen the many deserted labs of the place, evening getting some new tecknowagey into those old relics. Though some of them will have to be renovated or even tore down to be rebuild to properly satisfy us, but, other then that, it's a great oppertunity to help Eagle City recover from it's problems."
  • Kate: "Well, I'm gonna have to miss out on most of that cause... I got plans in the future."

Chapter 7: A Sibling Bond Broken, But Healing

Prison 42, a day before Xenon and Blake's wedding.

  • Kryptonia sighed depressively.
  • Neon (From another cell): "Oh look on the bright side, mother.... It could be worse."
  • Boron (Next to him): "..... Neon, no offence, but, mommy doesn't wanna hear from us right now, dingus! She was close to finally have a family again, but failing to not taking the Ex-Govenor seriously ruined that.... Now.... It's likely that Uncle Blake doesn't want anything to do with her."
  • Kryptonia: "(Depressed) Your not helping either, Boron."
  • Neon: "..... HA! Epic fail on your part?!"
  • Boron: "OK?! TIME FOR A BRO BRAWL!?"
  • Neon: "Oh no!"
  • Boron pounced onto Neon and began to beat him up!
  • Kryptonia: "..... (To herself) I think you two would be better off when the guards deside to put you both in seperate cells. At least your more manageable then Al."

Elsewhere in Prison 42...

  • Alan: (He was seen in the cell growling angrily at his failure)
  • Hank, from a far, winced at this.
  • Hank: "Yikes. That Al dude looks nasty. I'm giving everyone a heads up. He could end up being Kung Pow's new friend."
  • Anima: "Even I am somehow intimidated by that."
  • Batula: "He clearly can't be that bad if the Lougers beaten him."
  • Hank: "But over all, it creeps me out..."
  • Batula: "..... Wait a minute. Weren't we free?"
  • Anima: "Yes, but remember awhile back when we desided to kidnap Qui to help cure Eagle Beak's delicious sarrow and then we ended up getting our butts handed to us?"
  • Hank: "Yeah, yeah, I know, not one of my better moves."
  • Batula: ".... Wow this series has become inconsistent with the whereabouts of characters lately. Well how'a come Eagle-Beak hasn't'a freed us yet?"
  • Anima: "He obviously wants to wait until our revelence has wore down and the Lougers are made less cautious of us."
  • Celisus: "Well, he certainly doesn't need to free us. Narcotic and myself are normally capable to handle outselves."
  • Anima: "Yet your still here?"
  • Narcotic: "Give us time, give us time."

Back to Kryptonia.

  • Kryptonia: "..... Blake, I know you can't hear me from a space prison, but.... I'm sorry....... For everything...... Forgive me."
  • Boron: Oh, I'm sure he does, mother. It didn't help that we ended up switching sides only to switch back again.
  • Kryptonia: Oh thanks for ruining a dramatic moment, Boron! And just for the record, Alan was going to kill my brother! I couldn't stand for that. I was beginning to think I should've focused immediately on Alan instead of making this complicated plan of UUniversal infection.
  • Neon: Well, you DID blame society for being just as guilty of your brother's ruining as Alan. You just figured that they need to be punished and Alan should suffer the worst because just killing him would be too predictable.
  • Kryptonia: Yes, but it turns out that wasn't very efficient, and I had to go through several back-up plans and sacrifices. But it doesn't matter. I'll be back out in a few months... Hopefully. But until then, let's just get used to the bad food they serve here.
  • Boron: At least they have a TV.
  • Neon: Yeah, but there's not that many channels on it. Just the boring news and the occational soap opera and TruTV channels.
  • Boron:... (Sighs) I miss running over raptors.

On the day of the wedding.

  • Icky: (He was seen playing Off-Road Velociraptor Safari on his iPhone) I LOVE running over raptors! (A strike and bird-sound was heard) HAH! I'm so glad they made this game mobile. Too bad they didn't in real life.
  • Tigress: Icky, we're in a wedding, put away the phone!
  • Icky: Sorry. I was just waiting until they got it over with. (Chuckles as he pauses the game and resumes watching the wedding)
  • Xenon was in a nice suit.
  • Krypton N10 was seen in a suit as well.
  • Xenon: "I couldn't thank you enough being my best man dispite.... Everything."
  • Krypton N10: "It's the least I can do since I discovered mother sacrificed my brothers. And also because you convinced Mega-Sci Corp to bail me out of going to prison to work for you. (Sigh)..... I just wish Alan didn't ruin everything for mother. She deserved better."
  • Xenon: "Don't I know it. Maybe one day she'll let go and finally rise above being so easily provoked by Alan. But it's best not to worry of the past... It's time to focus on the present and hope the future will bring a kinder tomorrow."
  • Krypton N10: "I think Kate will be coming in any minute now."
  • Kate: (Appears in a wedding gown) I'm already here. (Mr. Dodo then started playing the organ as Kate walks up to Xenon as almost everyone was sobbing in joy)
  • Krypton N10:... Good people of the Dragon Realms, we have gathered here in beautiful matrimony to bare witness to see these newly-weds Mr. Blake Hoskins, and Ms. Kate Jenkins. (As he continued his speech, Icky was bored already as he cartoonishly slide-cut to later...)

Later...

  • Krypton N10:... And now that they have finally gotten this chance... Mr. Hoskins, do you take this gazelle to be your lawfully-wedded wife for as long as you both shall live?
  • Xenon: I do.
  • Krypton N10: And Ms. Jenkins, do you-
  • Kate: YES!!! YES, YES, YES, YES, YEEEEEESSS!!... Sorry, just couldn't hold it in. I do.
  • Krypton N10:... Then... I pronounce this couple mutant and normal. (The entire crowd cheered as the two kissed)
  • Iago: (Shivers) Never thought I'd get to see a mutated guy hit it off with a beautiful chick.
  • Xenon: "You are all welcome to partake in cake at the reception."
  • SpongeBob: We'd love to.

One reception and a few days later, at the Dragon Temple...

  • Lord Shen: (Some of the Lodgers were seen looking at the picture of the reception)... Well... Only a few days, and already, Kate and Xenon are making good progress in fixing what they did during Kryptonia's mayhem.
  • Icky: (On his iPhone)... Uh-huh... Yeah... Well, okay, we'll be there eventually. (Hangs up) Guys, that was Shining Armor! Looks like Cadance is finally expected to go into labor tomorrow.
  • Lord Shen: Really?
  • Boss Wolf: Wow, she's finally letting the cake out of the oven.
  • Icky: Yeah, the many days of pregnancy were rough on her. She had a few moments of craziness and vomit, but otherwise she's okay. And for some reason, she says that the baby is kicking pretty hard, and it feels like her womb is bursting with magical energy.
  • SpongeBob: Then we need to get over there and make sure her labor goes smoothly- (Suddenly, the communicater acts up) I got it. (Picks up and answers.) Yello?... Oh, hi, Xandy! We're currently planning on watching Cadance give birth to... What? Glowrod? Aw, fish-paste! (Sighs sadly) Don't worry, we're on it. (Closes the communicator) Well, I guess the ponies will have to go on that baby fiasco without us. Turns out, Dr. Glowrod is back and doing some evil again.
  • Sandy: Aw, nuts! And I wanted to see how beautiful the baby would turn out.
  • Lord Shen: "Well bother! Then I guess we'll have to inform Celestia that dealing with another fiasco in the alternate universe kinda has a bit more urgentcy.... Unless there's a VERY off chance Equestia's threaten by Glowrod's nonsense. Though I hope that isn't the case."
  • Icky: "Another day, another baddie in need of a tushie-whooping."

Epilogue

Eagle-Beak's lair.

  • Eagle-Beak crouched before two silluettes.
  • Eagle-Beak: "My respectful friends. I'm, afraid, Kryptonia has been captured."
  • Short Silluette: "I already had foreseen it, Eagle-beak. It was obvious it was a fool hardy idea to have the silly lizard around from the start."
  • Taller Silluette: "(Robotic voice) Do not dispear, Seer. For what it's worth, Kryptonia otherwise still proved a valuable future ally for our intentions. Eagle-Beak, you are to keep a close eye on Kryptonia and most of the other residents of Prison 42. Her potainional is still valuable."
  • Eagle-Beak: "Allchourse, good friends. I am still sorry I have not been more pro-active, it's just-"
  • Short one: "You still can't get over losing Qui. Yes indeed, it was a disappointment to lose control of a bloody Scarlet Dragon of all things, but ya don't hear us whine about it."
  • Tall one: "It is for the best you ease your guilt for the time being until the oppertunity grants us a chance to persue her to return to your side."
  • Eagle-Beak: "She'll never come back! As long as that daughter of her's is with her, then-"
  • Tall One: "She, will have to be included into this as well. One day, the oppertunity will present itself. For now..... All we can do is wait and obsevre for new potainional allies for our descivive cause. Resume your monitoring duties as usual, Professor. We will, keep in touch."
  • The two figures teleported away.
  • Eagle-Beak: "(Sigh)......"
  • Jerky and Xerxes walked in.
  • Jerky: "So.... How did talking with your partners in crime go?"
  • Eagle-Beak: "I was lucky the Seer didn't desided to be too insulting about Kryptonia's capture."
  • Xerxes: "So is it correct to assume we'll have to wait to be able to get her back as well as that idiotic Hank and his friends? My best LT Crush, Loogar and Sting'nbite are getting impatient."
  • Eagle-Beak: "Well we still have to wait until they're not relivent anymore! Tell them to maintain their paihence until then!"
  • Xerxes: "Understandable."
  • Sing Jin Sue arrived.
  • Sing Jin Sue: "Sir, I bare new reports that the Lougers will be busy to deal with another problem with the alternate universe. This is finally an oppertunity to seek out the Pirates of Blot."
  • Eagle-Beak: "Good. Sing Jin, you're coming with me to make the attempt. Xerxes, Jerky, stay here and keep and eye on the place.... And Xerxes.... Make sure Jerky doesn't mess up this lair again."
  • Jerky: "Hey I said it was an accsident!"
  • Eagle-Beak: Too bad, because when accidents happen that ALMOST give away our hideout, then I AM NOT HAPPY!! Now GO!
  • Xerxes/Jerky: YES, SIR!! (They scrambled off)
  • Sing Jin Sue:... Uh, sir, word also says that Princess Cadance's baby is expected to be born tomorrow. Shouldn't we consider that a-
  • Eagle-Beak: Celestia's family is not of a concern to me. I have no use in stealing a worthless baby no matter how powerful it may be. Whatever happens with that baby's birth, that's their problem, and not mine. As for more pressing matters like with Blot's pirate crew, somebody better pick up that phone.
  • Sing Jin Sue:... Wha-
  • Eagle-Beak: BECAUSE I F****** CALLED IT! (Cackles)

The End?

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