Changes: You Just Cant Win (Mayhem and Discord in Mayhem's Wrath)

Latest revision as of 00:36, 23 February 2017

You Just Can't Win is a song sung by Discord and Mayhem in the final battle for Canterlot in Mayhem's Wrath. They sing it during combat where Mayhem scolds Discord enough for his squirrely games with hero-villain battles, and he decides to finish this brother to brother.

(Discord/Mayhem)

You're way out of your league, You've more then met your match
I guess you're slowing down, old man, can't hit what you can't catch
Soon Equestria will suffer under my chaotic plan.
I will find a way to stop you, anyway I can!

You're such a teacher's pet, it's more fun being bad.
Nopony is gonna bow to you, your stark raving mad!
Oh yeah? Just ask your parents!
That's all in the past!
Listen to me, brother o' mine, Nice guys finish last!

Oh no!
You just cant win!
Your not that strong!
Time to pay for your sins!
You got it all wrong! You just can't win!
We're gonna take you down!
Your chances are slim!
No more fooling around!
Let the battle begin! You just can't win!

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-'''You Just Can't Win''' is a song sung by Twilight and Mayhem in the final battle for Canterlot in [[Mayhem's Wrath]]. They sing it during combat where Mayhem's power is overwhelming the heroes, but they are capable of holding it off. But Discord is getting close to being corrupted, and it's up to our heroes to stop it.
+'''You Just Can't Win''' is a song sung by Discord and Mayhem in the final battle for Canterlot in [[Mayhem's Wrath]]. They sing it during combat where Mayhem scolds Discord enough for his squirrely games with hero-villain battles, and he decides to finish this brother to brother.
-====<u>('''Twilight'''/''Mayhem'')</u>====
+====<u>('''Discord'''/''Mayhem'')</u>====
+*''You're way out of your league, You've more then met your match''
+*'''I guess you're slowing down, old man, can't hit what you can't catch'''
+*''Soon Equestria will suffer under my chaotic plan.''
+*'''I will find a way to stop you, anyway I can!'''
-''You're way out of your league<br />You've more then met your match''
+*''You're such a teacher's pet, it's more fun being bad.''
-'''I guess you're slowing down, old man,<br />can't hit what you can't scratch'''
+*'''Nopony is gonna bow to you, your stark raving mad!'''
+*''Oh yeah? Just ask your parents!''
+*'''That's all in the past!'''
+*''Listen to me, brother o' mine, Nice guys finish last!''
-''Soon Equestria will know the genius of my plan.''
+*'''''Oh no!'''''
-'''I will find a way to stop you<br />anyway I can!'''
+*'''You just cant win!'''
+*''Your not that strong!''
-''You're such a goody two-shoes,<br />it's more fun being bad.''
+*'''Time to pay for your sins!'''
+*''You got it all wrong! You just can't win!''
-'''Nopony is gonna bow to you,<br />your stark raving mad!'''
+*'''We're gonna take you down!'''
+*''Your chances are slim!''
-''Oh yeah? Just ask the Princess!''
+*'''No more fooling around!'''
-'''That's all in the past!'''
+*'''''Let the battle begin! You just can't win!'''''
-''Listen to me, young pony:<br />Nice guys finish last!''
-'''''Oh no!'''''
-'''You just cant win!'''
-''Your not that strong!''
-'''Time to pay for your sins!'''
-''You got it all wrong!<br />You just can't win!''
-'''I'm gonna shut you down!'''
-''Your chances are slim!''
-'''No more fooling around!'''
-'''''Let the battle begin!<br />You just can't win!'''''
 [[Category:Songs]]